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• In 1621 at the first Thanksgiving where the Pilgrims and Indians ate together, they no doubt ate birds, but there is no proof that they ate turkey. They had no bread, since they had long depleted their store of flour. Although they probably ate stewed pumpkin, without flour they could not have had pumpkin pie.

Instead, they ate venison, corn cakes, berries, plums, watercress, and cranberries. The next year brought more immigrants to shelter and feed, and a poor harvest made life hard. They never again celebrated Thanksgiving.

• In 1777, all 13 colonies joined in a Thanksgiving celebration to commemorate the victory over the British at Saratoga. It too was a one-time event. In 1789, George Washington tried to establish a regular Thanksgiving Day, to no avail. But in 1827, magazine editor Sarah Hale started a one-woman crusade in Godey’s Lady’s Book urging readers to write their politicians in support of a national holiday. Over a period of four decades she kept up her campaign.

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• For Thanksgiving in 1909, bakers in Jersey City and New York City got together and decided to send President Taft a gigantic mince pie. It was some four feet (1.2 m) wide and six inches (15 cm) deep. Somehow, the pie disappeared without a trace on the train trip to Washington.

At Christmas time, they decided to try again. But this time they took no chances: they packed it in a heavy box, nailed it shut, and had four union members sit on top of it all the way to the White House.

• Since then, there has only been one controversial tampering with the tradition. In 1939, store merchants who wanted a greater number of shopping days between Thanksgiving and Christmas pressured President Franklin D. Roosevelt to move Thanksgiving ahead one week. This made the merchants happy but upset just about everyone else. Millions of Americans, in defiance of the new proclamation, continued to take the fourth Thursday off from work instead of the third Thursday. In 1941, Roosevelt admitted his error and returned the holiday to the traditional date.

• William Maxwell Evarts, Secretary of State in 1877, was asked to give a speech after an important Thanksgiving function. As he rose to his feet his opening comment was, “You have all been devoting your attention to a turkey stuffed with sage. Now you are about to listen to a sage stuffed with turkey!” □

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Dear Roy: Sounds like it’s time to bring out the big artillery. Make a trip to the grocery store for Twenty Mule Team Borax (you’ll find it in the laundry aisle) and on the way home, stop at the home improvement store for FINE drywall sandpaper (it’s not really sandpaper, it looks more like window screening and is sometimes called a drywall sponge). Mix 1 cup borax and 3 cups baking soda into a scouring powder. Dampen the floor of the shower, sprinkle on the powder generously and then scrub the floor with the drywall sandpaper as you would a sponge. Rinse and repeat as necessary. Caution: This is for otherwise hopeless situations and textured fiberglass tub and shower floors, not smooth fiberglass surfaces. * * * Dear Mary: For many years, I’ve been darning socks and hose. I know it must sound old fashioned to you, but the hose I wear are expensive and I like to make them last a long time. I have a problem. The store where I have purchased darning thread for many years has stopped carrying it. Now I cannot find it anywhere.MAR. I sure TUES., 20hope you can help me. -- Bertha

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The wheels of justice grind slowly. It was May 2012 that the capture of “Bobby Thompson” was detailed in this column. Thompson had spent the previous eight years scamming people who donated a total of $100 million to the U.S. Navy Veterby Mary Hunt Dear Mary V.: My etiquette sources still give ans Association. the conventional response to tip a hairdresser

A reporter in Florida uncovered the scheme unless that person is the owner of the business. when he discovered that none of the supposed partHowever, it is unclear if this applies if that owner ners and participants of the charity organization also provides services as opposed to supervising could be located. and running the business.

Now his trial finally has begun.

I must admit this is a ticklish situation, especial “Thompson” was a real piece of work. He review carefully.  If Phone Number(s)  Spelling Prices  darning Hours could Dear Bertha: What I  know about ly if youPlease have been tipping these Double folks in check: the past. made sure to send lots of money to political camfit into a thimble with room to spare, but I do know you were to stop suddenly, you might get less than Contact your Tidbits representative immediately with changes or corrections. paigns, thus ensuring himself photo ops with the where to find that thread. The Knit Shop in Eugene, satisfactory service in the future. My suggestion is candidates.

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Rowdy is a wonderful, loving and friendly dog … 99 percent of the time. When we try to take his rawhide from him, he growls and lunges and tries to bite if reprimanded. And when we put him in his crate for a timeout, he growls and darts into a corner. When we calmly try to get him out of the corner to go to the crate, he growls and barks and bares his teeth and will lunge at us before running into his crate. Once in his crate, if we look at him or talk to him, he bares his teeth, barks, growls, snaps, lunges and snarls. We have never hit him or punished him in any way other than time out in his crate.

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You know, Einstein said the definition of insanity is doing the same thing again and again and expecting different results. First on the to-do list: Rid your house of those rawhides! It’s not going to hurt Rowdy to go without rawhides until he learns to let go of them, and you are likely to get hurt if you don’t cut off his supply.

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The next thing on that list you’ve already done: acknowledge that you are in over your head.

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2) You have a new puppy, and you don’t want two Rowdys on your hands.

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A professional trainer -- who specializes in aggression -- will work with Rowdy to eliminate the problem behaviors, and will work with you to understand the root cause and modify your approach to Rowdy so you get the results you want.

Depending on the dog and the dedication of the dog owner, most behavioral problems can be eradicated or at least controlled -- i.e., if Rowdy’s problem is truly limited to rawhide, no more rawhide!

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by Tom Margenau

A Social Security Lesson for Teachers

It’s once again time for me to turn the tables on my old teachers and ask them to take a seat and pay attention as I deliver my annual lecture on the Social Security offsets.

This lesson isn’t directed at all teachers -just those in states where educators do not pay into Social Security. The two biggest such states are California and Texas, but there are a few others. And teachers really are not the only audience for this lecture. Anyone who works at a job that is not covered

by Social Security (that’s a little less than 10 percent of the population) is impacted by the same rules.

And because so many people don’t understand these laws, they mistakenly think they are being singled out for Social Security reductions that don’t impact anyone else. And they are simply wrong about that.

Folks who spend the bulk of their careers in jobs not covered by Social Security are potentially subject to a couple of offsets that impact either their own Social Security benefit (based on Social Security-covered work they did outside of their regular job) or any benefits they potentially might be due from their spouse’s Social Security record. And by the way, as a retired federal employee getting a civil service pension, I, too, am impacted by both offsets.

But because I understand the law, they make perfect sense to me, and I know they are fair. I will try to explain them to you.

One offset is called the windfall elimination provision. This is the one that impacts your own Social Security benefit. The other is called the government pension offset, or GPO, and it reduces any spousal benefits you might be due.

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Due to the space constraints of my column, nation provision is to realize that the word “social” in this has been a VERY simplified explanation of a Social Security means something. Unlike private and very complicated set of laws. To learn more about other public sector pension plans, there are social the government pension offset and the windfall goals built into the Social Security program. One of email to me at thomthose goals is to raise the standard of living of lower- elimination provision, send an TUES., NOV. 5 income workers in retirement. This is accomplished as.margenau@comcast.net and ask for a free digital Pleaseto review Double check:  Phone Number(s)  Spelling  Pr copy of my pension offset fact sheet. through a benefit formula that is designed give carefully. lower-paid workers a better deal than their more Contact your Tidbits representative immediately with changes or corr If you have a Social Security question, Tom Marhighly paid counterparts. Very low-paid workers has the answer. Contact himFax: at thomas.margenau@ Office: 760-320-0997 760-320-1630 could get a Social Security benefit that represents genau comcast.net. To find out more about Tom Margenau and to up to 90 percent of their earnings. This percentage read past columns and see features from other Creators Syndiis known as a replacement rate. People with average cate writers and cartoonists, visit the Creators Syndicate webincomes (the middle class) generally get a 40 per- site at www.creators.com.

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The problem is that people who spend theNov. 10, 2013 Vol. 9 - No. 46 bulk of their working lives not paying into Social Security are automatically treated as low-income people by the Social Security Administration’s computers. That’s because there are zeros on their Social Security earnings record for every year they spent in their non-Social Security job. SSA’s records won’t show they were actually working at the other job and Should I buy earning another pension. Instead, their Social Security earnings record simply shows gaps in their work the cheapest?

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But teachers, police officers, firefighters the smallest? and other government employees generally can be classified as people with average incomes, so they should get the same Social Security replacement rate paid to all middle-class workers. That’s why a modified formula is used to refigure their benefits Property of and give them the proper -- and fair -- replacement AdVenture Media, Inc. rate. If you’re an employee impacted by this law, that modified formula takes you from the 90 percent (poor person’s) replacement rate to the 40 percent FREE of Coachella Valley (middle-class person’s) replacement rate, thus reThe Neatest Little Paper Ever Read 760.320.0997 Fax: 760.320.1630 ducing estimated benefits by about half.

Like me, most career teachers and governAll Rights Reserved Discuss these important ment employees generally have just barely over the considerations right away, with qualifying 40 quarters (10 years) of Social Security covered work. But if you have 30 or more years of your Doctor of Audiology at substantial Social Security earnings, the windfall Help U Hear Hearing Centers. provision won’t apply and your benefit will not be reduced. If you have between 20 and 29 years of sub• Our objective is to help you determine stantial earnings, your Social Security benefit will be which hearing aid is appropriate for you, only partially reduced. A chart giving a year-by-year and to provide the best service for breakdown of what the government considers subYOUR individual needs. stantial earnings is available at www.socialsecu• Our Doctors of Audiology are trained rity.gov/pubs/10045.html

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DEAR DR. DONOHUE: I have been active all my life. In high school, I played three varsity sports. I am now 60. My doctor told me I have a dropped uterus. Do you think all that physical activity caused it? -- B.A.

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ANSWER: At your age, many, many women have dropped pelvic organs -- uterus, bladder or rectum. It’s called pelvic prolapse. Genes (the go-to rea Thank heavens for Consumer Reports. son for just about everything), the number of vagiFor many years it has been the go-to source for nal deliveries, obesity and the normal diminished picking the best appliances and vehicles. Now it’s production of estrogen at menopause are some of put together a whole online section on managing the causes of pelvic prolapse. The most important Medicare and comparing plans in your state. factor is aging. I don’t believe your active life had a

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DEAR DR. DONOHUE: Two years ago, role in it. trip to the library to read this online article and click The pelvic organs are held in place by musI was diagnosed with atrial fibrillation. For all the links to even more information. Go online to those muscles and www.consumerreports.org/healthinsurance and one year, things were fine, but the atrial fib re- cles and ligaments. With aging, TUES., MAR. 15 turned. After five months of hell and reactions ligaments become lax, and organs drop. click on Managing Medicare. Some of the sections review check:  Phone Number(s)  Spelling  Prices  Hours

IfDouble the prolapse isn’t causing symptoms, no are: to meds, I agreed to have ablation. Please I was told it carefully.

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Most valuable is the link to rankings of whenever possible. Readers may write him or request an orsecond tr y? -- K.S. health insurance plans. Click on it, then click to der form of available health newsletters at P.O. Box 536475, Bob’s Clock Repair Orlando, FL 32853-6475. find your state. It compares all the available plans BZ 4C 26x ANSWER: Atrial fibrillation is near the top of (c) 2013 North America Synd., Inc. in easy to understand chart form, just like they do Mar. Vol. 7 No. 12 the list when it comes to heartbeat disturbances.

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Most ethical wills are positive and usually ● On Nov. 12, 1799, Andrew Ellicott Doureflect on some of the happiest times and events in glass, an early American astronomer born one’s life. They may detail things like the miracle of in Vermont, witnesses the Leonids meteor their children’s births, apologize for choices they shower from a ship off the Florida Keys. may regret, and/or rejoice over choices they are Douglass’ journal entry is the first known

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and saucer that I have. The words “Romantic -- Flow Blue -- England” are also included with the mark. The dishes are decorated with a blue scene of a boy and girl.

I would appreciate anything you can tell me about my cup and saucer.

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and saucer. They made earthenware in Stoke, Staffordshire, England, from 1968 to 2000. Blakeney Pottery made flow-blue pieces around 1970 and should not be confused with the flow-blue ware made in the 1800s and early 1900s. Original flow-blue pieces were not marked with the words “Flow Blue.” Blakeney’s “Romantic” pattern was inspired by an early flowblue pattern by the name of “Watteau.” There was a renewed interest in flow-blue dishes from around the 1960s to the 1980s. As a result, there were a handful of factories that produced new pieces.

Your cup and saucer are circa 1970, and the set would probably be worth $15 to $25.

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Some 40 minutes north of Kansas City lies the quaint town of Excelsior Springs, Mo. Since the Chiefs are on a roll this season, the town is attracting more traveling fans from Nebraska and

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Many pro❐ white NOT after APPROV automatic question asked by merchants You can establish your target line the way many tour players duce poor results simply then re-shaped the eyeholes. do; go behind your ball and literally point the golf club through READY you’d signed for a credit card payment. At thatART T the ball towards the target in because the distance. they Now that failyoutohave first turn the page for more!

Client will provide established this line, your next goal is to setup to the ball along establish their direct path time, credit card receipts were filled out by hand this same path, as seen in the photo with the two red lines that ad in time fo tointhe target. represent the path to the target the distance. in triplicate, with a small piece of carbon paper In the setup it is your goal to have your grip and club face I recommend finding Please call (760) 66 square to this target line along with your feet, knees, hips and inserted between each sheet. It didn’t take long your theto the way shoulders. When the body and club target are setupline square ance. target line, then you will be improving chances of moving many your tour players do. for thieves to realize they could retrieve the the club along the target line in the swing.

Simply stand behind the It is our goal in the swing to move the golf club in reference to used carbons from the trash and steal valuable the target line as perfect as possible.

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Yes, Like driving ball and point your club a car it is our goal to steer thethrough car in reference to the lines on the ball toward credit card information. Once that scam gained the road or in other words a “target line” that leads us to our your target in the distance.

An easy step. destination. The same holds true in golf; we are attempting to popularity, waiters and cashiers regularly ofmove the golf club (steering wheel)In in your reference to our your path that setup, first goal is to have your feet, leads to our destination. The golf ball serves as an indicator as fered the carbons to customers, giving them hips back and to shoulders, along with your grip and to how well we did. The golfknees, ball indicates us how closely we were able to reference path in the swing theTarget Line, as shown in the clubourface, square toasthe the opportunity to destroy them. ball flies in reference to our target.

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