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Volume 98, Number 11

November 13, 1985

Congress Hears About Parking Congress also r e c e i v e d letters from Director of P u b l i c Safety Ray Gutknecht and Vice PresN dent of F i n a n c e William Anderson regarding the parking problem on c a m p u s . T h e s e letters were in response to a letter approved by Congress at an earlier meeting.

The letter, d r a f t e d by representative Dirk Weeldreyer, expressed Congress' concern about the lack of parking s p a c e s

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S CU r rentlv a T ^ e a r e a e a s t of P a r k v i e w t " to " s t u d e n t s A p a r t m e n t s is currently F e d e r a l 1 the r S f c p ^ ! ! t b e 8 l n n i n g la, ? 1 d l h u t s not belong to the 1 rv> ? j^ o r P e r " c o ^ e g e . However, one temporary re mofnf™ a d j u f l t e d t o t h e " P a r k i n g site is s c h e d u l e d to be e ye P r k i n g 0 nprm i«,iri tn f h f P e ( n e d for students before W1 nter s r 1 t e t s in. The proposed site a n vpar ^ l l e d t h r o u g h o u t the is located in the area of 94 and 100

on c a m p u s and J f a c t t h a t n e a r ly 125 m o r e parking p e r m i t s had been issued than there w e r e s p a c e s available. It proposed a number of w a y s in which the prob l e m c o u l d be a l l e v i a t e d somewhat.

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Anderson's letter dealt primarily with the great financial burden that purchasing more parking lots would p l a c e on the College. He s t a t e d that the r a i l r o a d w a s a s k i n g an unreasonable price for the property the College h a s been looking at to purchase for this purpose.

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E v e n if the price of a parking permit w e r e raised to $100, it would take 10 y e a r s before the property would be paid for, he reported. He stated his e x p e c t a tion that m o s t students would rather put up with the current inc o n v e n i e n c e than to pay s u c h prices.

Following is the text of the letter sent to the students by Gutknecht:

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P a r k i n g s p a c e s at c o t t a g e s a r e c u r r e n t l y r e s t r i c t e d in number and a s s i g n e d to s tu d en ts on a 'first c o m e ' basis. The

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Permit but are a SUr ed r P a r k i n g s p a c e s by im( plication. Students are currently allowed to park in snow r e m o v a l a r e a s in Siberia Lot n u m b e r six and will be allowed to do so until snow removal begins "Our d e p a r t m e n t monitors the college parking lots nightly an d to date, there h a v e a l w a y s been a dozen or m o r e parking s p a c e s open in Siberia Lot number six and 14th Railroad lot number 15. If all student lots a r e ful1 o n a

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8 i v e n night. departe n t will not i s s u e tickets to registered student vehicles 11111658 they are parked in H e a d Resident ' s e r v i c e , visitor, or non designated parking areas. Student v e h i c l e s parked in facultym

By S t e v e Underwood Although they w e r e topped at the top, Dutch depth w a s too much for A l m a or a n y o n e e l s e at the fifth annual MIAA Championships at the Holland Country Club last Saturday.

By nabbing five of the top nine places, Hope continued their first-ever l e a g u e - r a c e with 27 points, ousting the d e f e n d i n g champion Scots by 13, in cold, wet, windy conditions. Calvin w a s a r e s p e c t a b l e third, putting up 60 markers, while K a l a m a z o (114) and Albion (138), w e r e well back in fourth and fifth respectively.

Since the orange and blue won the dual-meet season with a 4-0 record, they also c l a i m e d their first outright MIAA title since w o m e n s ' cross-country began a s an official c o n f e r e n c e sport in 1981. The Scots, m e a n w h i l e , s a w their four-year reign as MIAA queens c o m e to an end.

Alma did take the first two places. P e r h a p s disappointing any Hope fans who had their m o n e y on one of their array of contenders for individual honors.

But the Dutch took control of the m e e t by s w e e p i n g the next four spots.

Dependable Dana B a r s n e s s roared in third at 19:08,

followed Dy Tauna J e c m a n ' s 1 9 : 1 0 in f o u r t h . T h e r e s a Cheetham (19:24) and Sue DeSanctis (19:30) raced to the line in fifth and sixth respectiveThen Karen panse, c o m m i n g back from an injury, clinched the triumph with her ninth place 19:50. A m y Strieker and other injury-rebounder, Missy F l e m m ing, rounded out the Hope varsity with their 18th and 19th place finishes.

Five m o r e Dutch crossed the line soon after. T a m m y Taylor w a s a well-spent 22nd in 20:40, followed by Deb Heydenburg (24th, 21:04), Deb Burda (29th, 21:23), Ky Boundy (30th, 21:46), and Karol Troupe (39th, 23:13).

Hope would like to aim for a few other "firsts" yet this fall. If they can run as well at the Great Lakes Regional in Terre Haute, Indianna, (Rose-Hulman, host), they could m a k e their innaugural trip to the NCAA Division III Nationals! Only D i a n e Boughton (now Underwood) has e v e r gone to nationals ( a s an individual); no Hope t e a m has e v e r advanced. The Regional will be next Saturday.

Futurist Competition Announced The Honeywell Corporation h a s launced its fourth annual Futurist Awards Competition, a c o n t e s t that i n v i t e s c o l l e g e studetns to write e s s a y s about technological advancements they foresee in the y e a r 2010. Ten winners will earn $2,000 and the c h a n c e to work for Honeywell next s u m m e r . For the first time, one of t h e s e will be chosen top winner and will r e c e i v e an additional $8,000 for a total prize of $10,000.

The contest is open to all fulltime students at any accredited college in the United States.

Students are asked to leap ahead 25 y e a r s and write e s s a y s predicting d e v e l o p m e n t s in two of six technological a r e a s : electronic communications, energy, aerospace, c o m p u t e r science, manufacturing automation or office automation. A third e s s a y must address the societal i m p a c t of the technological predictions.

staff a r e a s on such nights m u s t be r e m o v e d from faculty-staff a r e a s no later than 9 a.m. the following day. Our d e p a r t m e n t will n o t i f y the s w i t c h b o a r d operator on such nights that all student parking a r e a s a r e full so that students can r e c e i v e this inf o r m a t i o n by c a l l i n g t h e operator. In the e v e n t that faculty-staff a r e a s h a v e to be cleared of snow early in the morning, students will be directed by the operator to park in facultystaff a r e a s in the D o w Center Lot number 14 on such nights.

E a c h of the three e s s a y s should be 500 to 750 words long.

Completed e s s a y s must be p o s t m a r k e d no l a t e r t h a n D e c e m b e r 31,1985. In January, a panel of top Honeywell scientists and e n g i n e e r s will judge the e s s a y s on the basis of creativity, feasibility, clarity of expression and legibility.

Winners will be announced in early February, and each of the ten winners will r e c e i v e a twoday, all-expense paid trip to H o n e y w e l l ' s h e a d q u a r t e r s in Minneapolis. The grand-prize winner will be announced at this time.

For additional i n f o r m a t i o n write: Futurist Rules, P.O. B o x 2010, 600 S. County Road 18, Minneapolis, MN 55426 or call toll free 1(800)328-5111, e x t e n s i o n 1523.

"I hope that I h a v e a d d r e s s e d from our d e p a r t m e n t ' s standpoint the c o n c e r n s you h a v e presented. Long r a n g e plans for additional parking lots are being considered. Our d e p a r t m e n t h a s and will continue t a apprise the college administration and grounds d e p a r t m e n t of parking needs on c a m p u s .

November 13. 1985

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Lets Get Serious There is a growing problem on Hope's campus. And, with it, a mounting fear that borders on paranoia. Here, at the Anchor, it has come time to take an official stand on the issue of...

Frivolity.

Yes, its true. T h e r e i s definatefivolity going on here at Hope. In the classrooms, in the bedrooms, maybe even in the board rooms (but we cannot be sure of that). Alarming as this may seem, it is immeasurable worse once you have delved beneath the surface of the problem.

There are legions of frivolous activities going on everywhere.

The entire frat complex seems dedicated to them at times, as does the whole of Kollen Hall. Things with no social significance whatsoever are allowed to go on here at Hope with nary a flicker of the eyelashes from our deans or the Office of Public Safety.

The Anchor officially abhores the active practice of frivolity, since it does nothing more than dissipate energy which could better be spent on studying or making babies or whatever.

We therefore suggest that the college hire a special force of Frivolity Police to protect the blameless innocents of our campus from the depredations of the more callous and less serious among us.

The threat they pose to our fine upstanding, well starched and sometimes constipated institution is incomparable in terms of the more serious things that go on in our world, like squabbling over panty raids, writing styles, nuclear disarmament, and so forth.

Stop the frivolous before they get too far.

Before it is truly too late.

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It has gone on for too long.

To Anyone Who Cares 1 meant to get this letter in last week's Anchor but I overslept. I am writing to express my whole hearted a g r e e m e n t with the letters in the October 23 Anchor regarding the abhorant s c a r e tactics used by the Alcohol Awareness Committee.

Having a w r e c k e d car in front of Graves is the moral equivalent of showing pictures of aborted fetuses to support pro-life. People who imploy such drastic m e a s u r e s are obviously unimaginative Communists and I think it's t i m e w e brought this monkey business to a screeching halt once and for all.

I w a s on m y w a y to work at 7:30 a.m. when I first viewed the wreck. I said to m y s e l f , 44 golly, anyone who gets that loaded and still navigates through those arches must be drinking s o m e pret-

ty heady brew." I proceeded to do w h a t a n y r e d - b l o o d e d A m e r i c a n kid would do: 1 sprinted to the car in hopes of finding a couple of frosty cold tall boys unopened. I m a g i n e my dismay discovering that this w a s some m u d d 1e - m i n d e d p r a n k s t e r ' s way of demonstrating the dire consequences of drunk driving. S e e m s to m e that this point could have been m a d e just a s easily by parking a Corvette convertible in front of G r a v e s with s o m e Izod clad coeds sporting California Coolers.

As I walked dejectedly from the s c e n e of the accident I comforted myself with the thought that the driver w a s probably just some godless homosexual anyway.

The Hope W r i t i n g It h a s b e c o m e a p p a r e n t through the i s s u e s of the Anchor and the Inklings that a unique writing style e x i s t s a m o n g many Hope students. In the s a m e w a y that a c c e n t s develop a m o n g peopie who are isolated from the m a i n s t r e a m of a language, a written version of English has e m e r g e d a m o n g those of us who remain isolated from well written English. Yet this style is alluring by its incredible selfcentered attitude, in the s a m e way a bulldog is attractive by its ugliness. So for those who find an interest, here is the basis on which the style is based : 1. Make the article or letter long. If one entire column is good, two will be twice a s good, and so the writing grows. Yet few people can hold the s a m e subject long enough and still produce relevent information. So the piece m u s t be e x t r e m e l y discontinuous. For instance, begin by

writing about alcohol. Then drift into South Africa, nuclear arms, Phelp's cafeteria, your roomm a t e ' s bad habits, and your Aunt Ruth's apple pies.

2. Mention yourself and your opinion in e v e r y paragraph. 1 w a s reading the Anchor the other day and I s w e a r I m u s t have seen the author talk about himself a hundred times. This really tires me. Include other data about yourself, especially your major if it is supposed to m a k e you an expert. If I w e r e an English major I would be appalled by this habit.

3. Speak to the reader by asking and answering question. Do you know what I m e a n ? Do I? I think w e both do.

4. Use parentheses. These (the parentheses) can be used to inelude any disjointed idea which c o m e s to mind (and also s e r v e to extend the length of the article (see point o n e ) ) . They also s e r v e to further interrupt the flow of

already slow (and drawn out) writing so it r e s e m b l e s a worn road which has p a t c h e s of blacktop added to fill in holes ( s e e the reason for this given before (in part one (the second part (about the discontinuity)))).

5. Mention people. If writing an article about an event, it is helpful to interview everyone from President Van Wylen to the janitorial c r e w . If writing a letter, include n a m e s of your friends to assure yourself you h a v e s o m e (at least that is the opinion of John, Sue, Mary, Apollonia, and Rufus).

Not all that is found written at Hope is of this style, most of it is quite good. But if you notice s o m e or all of these traits in a piece of writing, do not critisize it in t e r m s of standard English, but recognize it as its own, unique style. Okay? Okay.

George Schutt

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Dear Editor and especially Mark Rehbon: So I read your article, 4 l Hair R a i s i n g R e h b o n , " and w a s definitely disturbed. I, that is, not being the only one. Let m e first start by pointing out that I a m one of those people you described a s "the E l e p h a n t Man." Thanks alot. What really got m e f u m e d up w a s the fact that the letter w a s printed. But of course w e are in the good ol' U.S. of A. and freedom of s p e e c h is one of the gifts w e w e r e given. So let m e take the liberty by saying what is on m y mind. Obviously you are very simple-minded, Mark, and your announcing your personal opinions w a s dead wrong. Hasn't your mother ever told you to mind your own business? Do I or any one of the people you described in your article c o m m e n t or joke about your

personal style?

I c a m e to Hope to get a good education, not to be trampled on by people like you. Honestly, I really don't care what people think or say, a s long a s they don't make an issue out of it as you did.

I a m myself and so are you. I wear the clothes that I h a v e and get m y hair cut and s t y l e d - b y totally sane people, I assure y o u because it is how I a m . That is my style. As for the person who does m y hair, he just happens to be alot m o r e c r e a t i v e than your a v e r a g e t 4 Ken the Barber." If anything, you should respect that I a m being myself and doing what 1 want to do. I a m not doing it to be trendy, but because I want to, it is my personal style.

If you don't understand all of t h i s / M a r k , than 1 s u g g e s t you take a good long look in the mirror and ask yourself why you

dress the w a y you do and why you have that hairstyle. You would probably c o m e up with the answer that that is how you are and that is your personal style. If you don't c o m e up with this conclusion, than you are the one following trends.

As for boyfriends? If anyone has the idea that I h a v e "terminal brain c a n c e r " (which I highly (loubt people actually think) then fine. I wouldn't be interested in them a n y w a y s . It is the boys like you, Mark, that I wouldn't s t e p foot out of the door with.

So, in conclusion, Mark, don't try to convert or help "us."

"We" are doing fine.

Sincerely, Char B a u m

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Dance Major Accredited C h a n g e s in the d a n c e p r o g r a m to a c c o m m m o d a t e this n e w maTwo long y e a r s of hard work, jor will include the addition of by the Hope D a n c e D e p a r t m e n t , h a s finally paid off. The national n u m e r o u s c l a s s e s , both in d a n c e Association of Schools of D a n c e technique and theory.

P r o f e s s i o n a l s from N e w York h a s a c c r e d i t e d our p r o g r a m in will be at Hope e a c h s e m e s t e r to this art.

The Association, founded in t e a c h s o m e of the upper-level 1981, w a s e s t a b l i s h e d to d e v e l o p dance c l a s s e s . They will be a closer relationship a m o n g s p e c i a l i s t s in particular technischools and p r o g r a m s of d a n c e ques and s t y l e s of dance. T h e s e for the purpose of e x a m i n i n g and p r o f e s s i o n a l s will e n h a n c e the i m p r o v i n g p r a c t i c e s and profes- students' c o n t a c t s in the d a n c e ' sional s t a n d a r d s in d a n c e educa- world.

Through this accreditation tion and training. the d e p a r t m e n t h o p e s to a c q u i r e Hope's n e w major, h e a d e d by talented dancers. chairperson Maxine D e Bruyn, y o u n g , However, this by no m e a n s rewill offer d a n c e students two opquires that students h a v e a tions. F i r s t , the t r a d i t i o n a l Bachelor of Arts D a n c e Major, backround in dance. The departd e s i g n e d t o p r o v i d e p r e - m e n t is willing to d e v e l o p any professional training for the stu- s t u d e n t with p o t e n t i a l . T h e dent i n p e r f o r m a n c e , a v e r a g e student is still e n c o u r a g c h o r e o g r a p h y , d a n c e - r e l a t e d ed and w e l c o m e to take c l a s s e s for fun a n d e x c e r c i s e . c a r e e r s , and g r a d u a t e study.

"Our goal is that w e ' r e looking A second option to s t u d e n t s is a for t a l e n t . " D e Bruyn said.

B a c h e l o r of Arts in D a n c e "Whether the student a c q u i r e s it Education. This program p r e p a r e s the student to t e a c h at Hope or c o m e s with it f r o m previous e x p e r i e n c e m a k e s no d a n c e in the public schools.

D e Bruyn, along with her col- d i f f e r e n c e . " F a c u l t y are not the only o n e s l e a g u s Linda G r a h a m and Ken Tepper, is e x c i t e d at the pro- excited about this new develops p e c t s of this new addition to ment. Students h a v e e x p r e s s e d Hope's curriculum. This h a s their e x c i t e m e n t for the p r o g r a m been quite an a c c o m p l i s h m e n t and appreciation toward the for the d e p a r t m e n t . Hope is the d a n c e d e p a r t m e n t for all their first institution in Michigan to work and effort to obtain this acofer- a m a j o r in dance. In the U.S. creditation for Hope. "You won't there are under twenty c o l l e g e s find a school like Hope College in and u n i v e r s i t i e s a c c r e d i t e d by this c o u n t r y a c c r e d i t e d for d a n c e , " said Kate McGory, a this p r o g r a m .

The Asociation looks for cer- senior d a n c e major, "The quality tain qualities in a p r o s p e c t i v e of teaching, facilities, and atorganization. They look at facul- m o s p h e r e has m a d e it the b e s t ty qualifications, faculty-student choice f o r m e . " Brigitte Fabi, junior d a n c e r a t i o s , a n d c l a s s t i m e reminor, added, "I w i s h this could quirements. In order to be accredited the organization apply- h a v e happened two y e a r s e a r l i e r ing m u s t h a v e an a d e q u a t e when I w a s a f r e s h m a n . But, I'm budget and physical facilities in- e x c i t e d at the prospect of working with p r o f e s s i o n a l s from N e w cluding a d a n c e library.

The o b j e c t i v e behind being ac- York for m y senior y e a r . " It looks like w e ' r e going to s e e c r e i d t e d is that it a s s u r e s a lot of d e v e l o p m e n t and c h a n g e s students and p a r e n t s that an organization provides a sound in the d a n c e d e p a r t m e n t in the curricula and is c a p a b l e of at- next f e w y e a r s . The p r o g r a m , taining the previously stated like o t h e r s in the A s s o c i a t i o n , will be in constant re-evaluation qualities.

A c c o r d i n g to D e B r u y n , to m a k e s u r e that required stanstudents graduating f r o m Hope dards a r e being instated; but with a d a n c e m a j o r will be with the motivation and e x c i t e r e v i e w e d m u c h h i g h e r b y m e n t of this c h a l l e n g e the g r a d u a t e p r o g r a m s a s a result of d e p a r t m e n t p r e d i c t s nothing but s u c c e s s in the future. this accreditation.

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Oh, sure,' hee ssaayvss with grin, sucking on a cup of coke and munching popcorn.

He's been working on it for 'many moons' and is indeed happy to see it go onto the stage.

Starring in the play are Andy Henry, as Ned. Mekkes d e s c r i b e s Henry as 'short haired; w e a r s ties (but not in the play).'

Simone is played by Susannah Kist, who has ' g r a d u a t e d a n d l i s t e n s to classical music.'

Sarah Boonstra, while not performing in the play, is the stage director.

Mekkes reports that Boonstra is a 'nice, innocent young freshman.'

Entertainment Editor D a v e Carmer, after attending a

THis Friday and Saturday, senior theatre major Mark Mekkes will present a play which he scripted in the studio theater in the b a s e m e n t of DeWitt.

About the play, Mekkes reports that it is a 'weird, e x p e r i m e n t a l kind of thing, done in an improvisational format.' The play itself is free, but donations will be willingly accepted.

Asked to provide a quick plot synopsis, the writer-producer director replied 'Ned and Simone are two writers collaborating on an idea that people are gonna have to c o m e to the play to find out about.'

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pled by the disease, others appear healthy and strong, but all must deal with the finality of their condition.

The Washington Post hailed The Shadow Box as "a beautifully realized drama of sensitive perceptions." T i m e called it "a gallant and luminous play...with bruising wisdom and unexpected humor." The N e w York T i m e s a c c l a i m e d it as "an important, touching, and courageous p l a y . " Special audience participation p r o g r a m s will be held imm e d i a t e l y a f t e r e a c h per-

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Watch your back Luke, Seemed like he w a s living the you've picked one up!

That's part.' right, Luke Skywalker and his Working editions of the script pals are c o m i n g to the m o v i e s were thoughtfully provided by here on c a m p u s . I don't know the playwright, who is currently about the rest of you, but I'm just e n r o l l e d in a p l a y w r i t i n g a bit excited. They will be showworkshop, which is co-taught by ing Star Wars and The E m p i r e Jack Ridl and George Ralph. It Strikes Back in s e q u e n c e this is full of good, occasionally weekend. They are even adding ribald humor, but appears to be a special m a t i n e e on Saturday at an excellent piece of work.

2;00 (Star Wars) and 4;15 ( E m See for yourselves this Friday pire). and Saturday at 8 p.m. each Okay, if you haven't s e e n night.

Ned and Simone are either of them (and where h a v e waiting for you. you been?) then definitely go s e e them now. Star Wars w a s the movie that c h a n g e d m o v i e s into the great s c i e n c e thajt it is. Star formance. T h e s e discussion pro- Wars and Close Encounters both g r a m s will be led by Hope faculty a d v a n c e d the technology of and m e m b e r s of the community, special e f f e c t s far beyond any and will give audience m e m b e r s single effort ever. They invented a chance to ask questions about techniques that seen c o m m o n and respond to the t h e m e s and place these days. issues raised by the play.

The m o v i e s are simply great.

Tickets will go on sale Tues- Star Wars is a romantic, s c i e n c e day, Nov. 19. The ticket ofice will ficton western, sorta. It is a pretremain open Monday through ty basic plot with a few inSaturday from 10:00 a.m. to 5 teresting complications, but it p.m. Tickets are five dollars for has action to spare in it, without adults, four dollars for senior overkill.

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Shodow Box Rehearsals Start R e h e a r s a l s are in progress for the second Hope Theatre production of the season, Michael Cristofer's Pulitzer Prizewinning drama The Shadow Box to be s t a g e d Dec. 3-7 at 8 p.m. in the DeWitt Theatre.

The play is set in separate cottages on a hospital's grounds, where three terminally ill c a n c e r patients live, attended for and visited by family and close friends. The c h a r a c t e r s reflect America; the young and the ederly, the wealthy and the bluecollar—some are physically crip-

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Given a chance to see them back to back like this is great. It shouldn't be missed. My only regret is that SAC couldn't get all three of them at once. However, Return of the Jedi will be here next weekend. So, in just one week's time you can get completely caught up in the STAR WARS SAGA. Also, SAC had lined up a terrific old time movie classic, METROPOLIS. If you've never heard of it, well that's understandable.

But, it is a classic of science fiction as any selfrespecting buff would know. It is about a scientist that c r e a t e s a robot in a most unusual way (notice the similarity in design b e t w e e n C-3PO and the metropolis robot. C-3PO w a s designed with the metropolis in mind.).

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Phi Beta Kappa Scholar Speaks Tomorrow Hope's chapter of Alpha Epsllon Delta, the national premedical honor society, will c o m m e m o r a t e its silver anniversary with a banquet on T u e s d a y , Nov. 1985.

The banquet will honor charter m e m e b e r s . The guest s p e a k e r will be Dr. B r u c e A Masselink, a 1965 Hope g r a d u a t e w h o is a surgeon in Holland. As a student Dr. Masselink w a s a c t i v e in Alpha Epsilon D e l t a on the local and national level.

Also pariicipating will be the Rev. Joesph L. Walter of Notre D a m e University who is national president of Alpha epsilon Delta.

Hope organized the Michigan Beta chapter of Epsilon Delta on N o v e m b e r 19, 1960. The purpose of the society

is to e n c o u r a g e and r e c o g n i z e exc e l l e n c e in p r e m e d i c a l scholarship.

Students e n g a g e d in c o u r s e s leading to the study of m e d i c i n e and who maintain a g r a d e point a v e r a g e of 3.0 on a 4.0 s c a l e are eligible for m e m b e r s h i p in the Society.

Hope is the only Michigan collegeto h a v e a chapter of Alpha Epsilon Delta.

T h e r e are chapters at the University of Detroit and M i c h i g a n S ' j t e University.

There are 38 students in the chapter this y e a r . Dr. E u g e n e Jekel, professor of c h e m i s t r y , had been the chapter advisor since 1977.

Current o f f i c e r s inslude David Burdette president; Sean O'Con-

nor, vice president; J a n i c e Day, secretary; Bruce Bourdon, treasurer; and Kyria Boundy, historian.

Hope h a s an o u t s t a n d i n g r e c o r d of e x c e l l e n c e in p r e m e d i c a l education.

Hope's p r e m e d i c a l students h a v e been accepted into m e d i c a l schools at a rate well a b o v e the nationnl a v e r a g e . For e x a m p l e , during the past five y e a r s 97 percent o' the Hope applicants w h o s e grade point a v e r a g e w a s 3.4 or above w e r e a c c e p t e d by m e d i c a l schools.

E d m j n d D. Pellegrino. M.D., director of the K nnedy Institute of E t h i c s and University Pro lessor of Medicine and Medical H u m a n i t i e s at G e o r g e t o w n r d i v e r s i t y , will visit Hope Col-

e l e g e Thursday and Friday, Nov., 14-15, as the Phi Beta Kappa Visiting Scholar for 1985. .

In addition to appearing in a number of c l a s s e s , he will deliver n public lecture at 11 a.m. on Nov. 14 in Wichers Auditorium of the Nykerk Hall of Music entitled, Love and J u s t i c e : Health Care from a Christiian I srspecitive.

Before a s s u m i n g his present post. Dr. P e l l e g r i n o w a s president of the Catholic University of A m e r i c a a n d p r o f e s s o r of philosophy and biology there. He is the author of Humanism and the Physician, has written s o m e 400 s c i e n t i f i c a r t i c l e s , book reviews, a b s t r a c t s , and general a r t i c l e s on m e d i c i n e a n d philosophy, m e d i c a l education.

Tarn's Shoots for Mayor; Gets Threat ByPhilTanis

Philip A. Tanis, 21, of 240 Phelps, a blue-eyed, dark blond haired Hope College junior, who's favorite rock group is Ultravox, a relatively litle know band in the United States e v e n though it's v e r y popular in Great Britain and who is presently in the middle of his fourth t e r m serving on Hollan City Council as elected r e p r e s e n t a t i v e of the City's Second Award, which runs from 14th Street North and from Lincoln Avenue west, comprising of both Hope College and the downtown area, in a last minute

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write-in c a m p a i g n tailed an awfully i m p r e s s i v e two per cent of the votes for Mayor of Holland against incumbent Mayor William Sikkel.

Sikkel, since he announced his candidacy for a second term earlier this year, had b e e n running u n o p p o s e d . " T h e r e just wasn't anyone running against him," stated Tanis.

In what Tanis d e s c r i b e d as an " O v e r w h e l m i n g ground swell grass roots support," he launched his write-in c a m p a i g n to b e c o m e the next M a y o r of

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"There are a tremendous number of p r o b l e m s in w a g i n g a s u c c e s s f u l write-in c a m p a i g n agianst a popular incumbent, Tanis explicated.

One of the b i g g e s t p r o b l e m s Tanis v o i c e d w a s talking people into voting for h i m . "My m o m died of laughter (when told about the c a m p a i g n ) and ended up

voting for Bill ( S i k k e l ) , " Tanis proclaimed with great d i s m a y .

"I knew w h e n I couldn't even get her vote I w a s d o o m e d . " But Tanis valiantly struggled on, e v e n being late for one c l a s s to ensure that he gained just one more vote. "I knew e v e r y vote would count," pronounced Tanis.

Vote returns s h o w e d that Tanis a c c u m u l a t e d about 15 votes, equivalent to just over two per cent of the total returns. Sikkel w a s returned to a s e c o n d term as Mayor of Holland with over 650 votes.

and philosophy, and is the founding editor of the 'Journal of Medicine and Philosophy. 4 The phi B e t a Kappa Visiting Scholar P r o g r a m w a s begun in 1956 to e n a b l e u n d e r g r a d u a t e s to m e e t with noted s c h o l a r s in d i v e r s e disciplines. Under this p r o g r a m s p o n s o r e d by t h e United Chapters, a scholar t r a v e l s to u n i v e r s i t i e s and coll e g e s that s h e l t e r Phi Beta Kappa chapters, spending two d a y s on e a c h c a m p u s .

During the stay, the visiting s c h o l a r t a k e s part in c l a s s r o o m and s e m i n a r discussions, m e e t s informally with s t u d e n t s and faculty m e m b e r s , and g i v e s one a d d r e s s under m o r e formal a u s p i c e s . " Y e a h , I'm glad I did it," Tanis r e f l e c t e d . "It w a s a close r a c e until I s a w the returns."

In related news, Tanis said t h a t he h a d r e c e i v e d an a n o n y m o u s death threat. C o m m ing after the election w a s over, but before s e v e r a l controversial votes on Council, Tanis is b a f f l e d as to it's origins. " D e a t h t h r e a t s are not to be taken lightly—especially if the person can't spell c o r r e c t l y , " Tanis stated. "Thus I will be taking proper m e a s u r e s to protect m y s e l f , including possibly contacting the City Attorney as to the r a m i f i c a t i o n s of the letter and the Holland P o l i c e to s e c u r e protection,"

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Professional Student of Drama: Steven Poortenga.

Age: 24 Occupation: Professional student of d r a m a Hobbies: "Travel, beachcombing, rehearsal."

Musical Taste: "Definately blues and jazz. Definately."

F a v o r e d C u i s i n e : "Mmmmmmm...Chinese."

Best Cinematic E x p e r i e n c e : "Are you sure? The Wizard of

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Preferred Refreshment: " B e e r . . . B e c k ' s Dark."

You m a y have seen Steven Poortenga in a Hope College Theatre production—he's been in most of them recently. He just

completed a role in The F a n and is currently in rehearsal for The Shadow Box, Hope's second production of the season. It's a difficult shift, Poortenga said, moving from a c o m i c character of one dimension to a serious and real c h a r a c t e r that's multidimentional. Along with that flip in acting styles there is also a c h a n g e in d i r e c t i n g s t y l e s .

Poortenga accepts them as part of the challenge of acting.

"I feed off the rehearsal proc e s s , " he said. "You create c h a r a c t e r s —you look for a n s w e r s but you may never find t h e m . . . s o m e t i m e s you tap into things you don't like, and you have to find a way to channel them. Joe (his character in The Shadow Box) has so m a n y

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Poortenga is highly aware of his abilities and problems as an actor. "What gets m e cast? My desire to improve...my want to learn. My height is a disadv a n t a g e — s o m e t i m e s I'm just too tall—but it also gets m e charactor roles. And you learn more from s o m e character roles than others. I can create charactrs in my head, but 1 can't a l w a y s channel them physically. I'm more comfortable than I was, physically, but I still need work on that.'

Poortenga greatly admires the work of John Malkovich, who has recently apeared in The killing Fields, and as Biff in The Death of a Salesman on television.

"He has played so many different characters...such a variety, a range. And he doesn't use acting tricks. S o m e t i m e s actors fall back on things they know will get a response—he doesn't. He gets totally inside his characters."

If acting and theatre were denied to him, Poortenga said he'd become a writer: perhaps poetry and short stories, m a y b e even s o m e drama. So I asked him what playwright he would talk to if given the chance. His first choice was Shakespeare, but he quickly added, "I'd love to talk to Sam Shepard for a few hours.

'Shepard is appreciated now, but he'll be even more so later.

T h e r e ' s so m u c h p o w e r underneath his dialogue...there's ambiguity and openness—he's really an actor's playwright."

When asked what draws him to the theatre and keeps him there, Poortenga responded very positively: " T h e p e o p l e . " __ r "The rpeople are more a w a r e of life, of spirituality, of the world" They tend to be more openminded to others' ideas—they're not stifling, not imposing. They also tend to know who they are and so they're more sensitive to others."

It is that a w a r e n e s s and sensitivity to others and to one's surroundings that he enjoys cornmunicating through theatre, "Theatre is there to teach, to learn, to expose, to m a k e people be aware. People m a y not like to see s o m e things but they're in the world and they exist—people close their e y e s too much, they turn their heads. Theatre makes people a w a r e . "

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Defending t h e Mock Accident D e a r Editor, In y o u r Oct. 30 i s s u e you printed two l e t t e r s c o n c e r n i n g the m o c k a c c i d e n t that took p l a c e in front of G r a v e s Hall for Alcohol A w a r e n e s s W e e k . We would like to a d d r e s s t h o s e letters.

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Mr Brat, just how did you get e l e c t e d ? First, in y o u r let t er you stated, " I ' m not e v e n g o i n g to go into the h a r m I've h e a r d this incident c a u s e d . . . " . Well, w e w i s h that you would go into it b e c a u s e w e are u n a w a r e of this h a r m that you a r e r e f e r r i n g to. Apart f r o m the t e m p o r a r y initial s h o c k , this incident p o s e d no t h r e a t to any person's emotional, physical, p s y c h o l o g i c a l , or spiritual wellbeing.

We would also like to ask about the s e n t e n c e that r e a d s "On this note I'm v e r y thankful that you people don't drink b e c a u s e you can't f i g u r e w h a t the c o n s e q u e n c e s of your a c t i o n will be w h e n you are s o b e r . . . " . J u s t what a r e you t r y i n g to s a y ? We the p a r t i c i p a n t s don't drink?

How c a n you s a y this w h e n you don't e v e n know us? T h i s is a personal a t t a c k on your c o n s t i t u e n t s and fellow s t u d e n t s and h a s no p l a c e in the l e t t e r s to the editor or a n y w h e r e e l s e in the public forum.

Second, w e do not u n d e r s t a n d the a n a l o g y b e t w e e n alcohol a b u s e and AIDS. T h e letter s t a t e d that this w a s a " w a r p e d a n a l o g y " . Well, it is. T h e r e is no c o n s t r u c t i v e a n a l o g y that c a n be m a d e b e t w e e n alcohol a b u s e and A I D S c o n c e r n i n g this i s s u e . If you feel that t h e r e is, let us t o g e t h e r find a t i m e and p l a c e w h e r e w e m a y d i s c u s s this i s s u e for the b e t t e r m e n t of the H o p e c o m m u n i t y . We r e f u s e to add r e s s that a n a l o g y further w h i c h will m a k e our r e s p o n s e h a r d e r to write a s it s e e m s that t h e r e s t of the let t er is tied to h o m o s e x u a l i -

Ugliness at its Best

By S a n d r a D e W i t t The f i r s t annual Hope U g l y Couple Contest, s p o n s o r d by Alpha P h i O m e g a , is o v e r . T h e v o t e s h a v e b e e n tallied and it is t i m e to a n n o u n c e the w i n n e r s .

The p a r t i c i p a n t s w e r e required to d r e s s up A . U . A . P . ( A s U g l y A s P o s s i b l e ) , and v o t i n g w a s conducted through m o n e y donations for the u g l i e s t couple. All proc e e d s w e r e g v e n to the Holland Asociation for R e t a r d e d Citizens.

A m o n g the four c o n t e s t a n t w e r e J a s o n and Carrie (Alph P h i O m e g a ) , S h e r w o o d and A g n e s (Sibs and E m m e r s o n i a n s ) , Porkn - B e a n s ( T a y l o r C o t t a g e ) , the Ugly T a n g e n t s ( m a t h departm e n t ) , and the P h e l p s c o u p l e that w a s so ugly their p i c t u r e

could not be p r o c e s s e d . T h e winn e r s will be a w a r d e d an o f f i c i a l U g l y Couple Contest p l a c q u e .

And now for the m o m e n t y o u ' v e all b e e n w a i t i n g for ( d r u m roll, p l e a s e ) . T h e w i n n e r s of the 1985 U g l y Couple Contest a r e . . . . T h e U g l y T a n g e n t s ! ! Comm i n g in s e c o n d by a d i f f e r e n c e of a m e r e 54 c e n t s a r e S h e r w o o d and A g n e s .

We'd like to thank all those w h o h a v e p a r t i c i p a t e d in m a k i n g this e v e n t a s u c c e s s . We a l s o enc o u r a g e y o u to put on y o u r thinking c a p s and g e t r e a d y for n e x t y e a r . You j u s t m a y be a b l e to c a p t u r e the title of 4 4 Ugly Couple 1986" for y o u r group or o r g a n i z a tion. Good luck.

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We do not a p o l o g i z e for "cruell y " d e c e i v i n g a n y o n e . We w e r e p r e s e n t i n g to the g e n e r a l public the g r i m r e a l i t i e s of w h a t an accident of this n a t u r e is like.

A s to the a c c u s a t i o n that the goal of the s c e n e w a s lost due to our " t h e a t r i c s " and "sensat i o n a l i s m " , it s e e m s that w e succ e e d e d . It s e e m s that the people w h o h a v e r e s p o n d e d (good and b a d ) will not f o r g e t the s c e n e for quite a while.

In c l o s i n g , w e w o l d like to s a y that this w a s an e x a m p l e of g u e r i l l a t h e a t r e w h o s e p u r p o s e is to be s p o n t a n e o u s and s h o c k i n g .

In our opinion, w e w e r e succ e s s f u l at s h o c k i n g s o m e m e m b e r s of our c o m m u n i t y into r e m e m b e r i n g w h a t a DWI accident c a n be like. Ask a n y o n e w h o h a s s e e n one, w e w e r e t a m e .

We w o u l d like a l s o to protest t h e attitude of p e o p l e like Mr. B r a t c o n c e r n i n g t h e s c e n e . We ty. a g a i n ask for c l a r i f i c a t i o n of the Third, s a r c a s t i c r e m a r k s w e r e p a r a l l e l s b e t w e e n drunk driving m a d e s a y i n g that a l c o h o l i c s w e r e and AIDS. We a r e of the opinion bad n e w s . Well, just w h a t kind of that his a c t i o n s a r e n o t h i n g m o r e bad n e w s a r e you r e f e r i n g to? Of t h a n a c h e a p political ploy. course alcoholics are bad news ( a s o t h e r a s p e c t s a n d s p e a k e r s of AAW p o i n t e d o u t ) . B u t it is not a Leni Weisl p r o b l e m that i s s i m p l y d r o w n e d c o r p s e on c a r in booze, a s Mr B r a t s e e m s to think. T h e a c c i d e n t s c e n e w a s B. W e l l e r not a p o r t r a y a l of a l c o h o l i c s or accident victim their lifestyles, this w a s a d e m o n s t r a t i o n of w h a t h a p p e n s Steven Paulsen w h e n a n y o n e c h o o s e s to d r i v e innocent bystander

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We w o u l d a l s o like to respond to the a c c u s a t i o n that w e a r e part i c i p a t i n g in p r o p a g a n d i s t r e v i v a l s . We h a v e n e v e r c l a i m e d that drinking w a s s e l f i s h . Further, w e a r e of the opinion thM drinking is a l u x u r y , not a right a s Mr. Brat f e e l s . It is in no w a y i n c o n s i d e r a t e for the host, of a party to not o f f e r alcohol to his or her g u e s t s .

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At Student C o n g r e s s ' m e e t i n g last T h u r s d a y , a m o t i o n w a s made to a m e n d the Constitution of Student C o n g r e s s . If ratified at next w e e k ' s m e e t i n g , it could significantly a f f e c t t h e m e m b e r ship of the A p p r o p r i a t i o n s Committee. T h i s C o m m i t t e e is responsible for a l l o c a t i n g the funds for S.A.C., s t u d e n t publications, WTHS, and m a n y c l u b s and o r g a n i z a t i o n s on c a m p u s .

After old b u s i n e s s had b e e n dealt with, r e p r e s e n t a t i v e R a m i n Ahmadi m a d e a m o t i o n that the Constitution be a m e n d e d to r e a d that no individual w h o is on the leadership staff of a n y o r g a n i z a tion funded by the Appropriations C o m m i t t e e be p e r m i t t e d to serve on the C o m m i t t e e . Any unclear c a s e s w o u l d be d e c i d e d by the C o n g r e s s . T h i s would be to avoid a c o n f l i c t of interest in d e t e r m i n i n g the f u n d i n g of that person's o r g a n i z a t i o n .

Following required procedure for Constitutional a m e n d m e n t s ,

the motion w a s d i s c u s s e d , thetabled until t h e next m e e t i n g , a w h i c h t i m e it m a y c o m e up for a vote. T h i s is to allow t i m e for the student body to r e a c t to the prop o s e d a m e n d m e n t and for Cong r e s s m e m b e r s to think about it b e f o r e viting upon it.

Some members expressed doubt that this a m e n d m e n t w a s n e c e s s a s r y or appropriate. F i r s t v i c e p r e s i d e n t Marji Lindner, who s e r v e s a s c h a i r p e r s o n of Appropriations, s t a t e d that it w a s d e s i r a b l e to h a v e the l e a d e r s of o r g a n i z a t i o n s on the C o m m i t t e e to p r o v i d e m o r e i n f o r m a t i o n about the o r g a n i z a t i o n s ' n e e d s .

A h m a d i c o u n t e r e d that this could be done just a s e a s i l y by inviting l e a d e r s to the m e e t i n g s to provide information.

Lindner a l s o pointed out that m e m b e r s with a c l e a r c o n f l i c t are t r a d i t i o n a l l y e x c u s e d f r o m voting on their o r g a n i z a t i o n ' s funding. Such had been the c a s e last y e a r w h e n Dirk W e e l d r e y e r ,

the '^oeran director WTHS, had s e r v e d on the Com " • ^e.

T F urthermore. Lindnt. ,ued, 1 since »!(is funded by the ^ i u p n a t i o r i s Committee, the v e r y p e r s o n e l e c t e d to c h a i r the C o m m i t t e e (the first v i c e president) w o u l d be ineligible to sit on it. Todd V e r B e e k m o v e d to a m e n d the proposal so that m e m b e r s h i p on C o n g r e s s would not be c o n s i d e r e d a conf lict of interest, due to logical a b s u r d i t y that would result. T h e motion to amend passed.

V e r B e e k , w h o is editor of the Inklings this y e a r , also r e m i n d e d the C o n g r e s s of the fact that he had been d i s q u a l i f i e d for a s e a t on the Student C o m m u n i c a t i o n s Media C o m m i t t e e due to a p e r c e i v e d c o n f l i c t of interest.

One m e m b e r r e m a r k e d , "You don't h a v e to be c o n s i s t e n t , " and said that a u n i f o r m policy w a s n ' t necessarv.

S o m e a r g u e d that self regulation w a s p r e f e r a b l e and

w e r e s k e p t i c a l of the n e e d for s u c h a d r a s t i c policy. In r e s p o n s e to this, s e c o n d v i c e p r e s i d e n t Bob Clifford e x p r e s s e d his p e r c e p t i o n that s a l a r i e s of s o m e WTHS staff m e m b e r s last y e a r w e r e exc e s s i v e in light of the fact that the station w a s not b r o a d c a s t i n g at that t i m e .

S e v e r a l a t t e m p t s w e r e m a d e to end the d e b a t e throughout the e v e n i n g , but the C o n g r e s s v o t e d r e p e a t e d l y to continue d i s c u s s i n g the issue, d e a l i n g h e a v i l y with the n a t u r e of a conf lict of interest. Even when debate w a s finally c l o s e d on the fifth att e m p t , it w a s without any c l e a r c o n s e n s u s a m o n g the m e m b e r ship.

T h e proposal will be brought up a g a i n under Old B u s i n e s s at C o n g r e s s ' n e x t m e e t i n g on N o v e m b e r 21. At l e a s t two thirds of the 33 m e m b e r s of C o n g r e s s m u s t vote in favor of t h e proposal b e f o r e it is ratified a s part of the Constitution.

Truth

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By J e n n y Gunnink, Department of P u b l i c S a f e t y E a c h y e a r , m o r e and m o r e m o p e d s a r e s h o w i n g up at H o p e College. In r e c e n t w e e k s the D e p a r t m e n t of P u b l i c S a f e t y h a s noticed that t h e r e h a v e b e e n s a f e t y c o n c e r n s v o i c e d about m o p e d s , a s w e l l a s v i o l a t i o n s of Michigan and c o l l e g e l a w s occu ring.

T h i s a r t i c l e is an a t t e m p t to e d u c a t e the c a m p u s c o m m u n i t y on c a m p u s and s t a t e rules r e g a r ding the o p e r a t i o n of a m o p e d .

By law, a m o p e d is d e f i n e d a s "A two or t h r e e w h e e l e d v e h i c l e w h i c h is e q u i p p e d with a m o t o r that d o e s not e x c e e d 50 cubic cent i m e t e r s piston d i s p l a c e m e n t , p r o d u c e s 20 b r e a k h o r s e p o w e r or less, and c a n n o t propel the vehicle at a s p e e d g r e a t e r than 30 m . p . h . on a l e v e l s u r f a c e . ( S e c .

257.32b) One of the q u e s t i o n s m o s t o f t e n a s k e d is w h a t t y p e of registration is r e q u i r e d for a m o p e d . U n d e r c o l l e g e r u l e s a m o p e d is a m o t o r v e h i c l e and t h e r e f o r e required to obey m o t o r v e h i c l e r e g u l a t i o n s such a s p a r k i n g and r e g i s t e r i n g .

The m o p e d m u s t d i s p l a y a H o p e College m o t o r v e h i c l e sticFTer which c a n be p u r c h a s e d at t h e Public S a f e t y O f f i c e . In addition to the c o l l e g e r e q u i r e m e n t s on registration, the m o p e d m u s t m e e t s t a t e r e g i s t r a t i o n req u i r e m e n t s . S e c . 257.801e of t h e Michigan Motor V e h i c l e Code in-

dicates that: 1) The moped must be registered with the State of Michigan.

2) That a decal displaying the registration number must be attatched to the moped.

3) That the certificate of registration shall accompany the vehicle, shall be legible, and shall be made available for inspection upon demand by a law enforcement officer.

T h e h e l m e t law in the s t a t e of M i c h i g a n is c o v e r e d in Sec. 257.658 of the Motor V e h i c l e Code. It i n d i c a t e s that p e r s o n s " l e s s than 19 y e a r s of a g e operating m o p e d on a public t h o r o u g h f a r e shall w e a r a c r a s h h e l m e t on his or her h e a d " , In adition to the p r e s c r i b e d r e g i s t r a t i o n and h e l m e t l a w s , there a r e r u l e s for the road also, The most c o m m o n laws covered in the Motor V e h i c l e Code a r e a s follows: 1) A p e r s o n riding a b y c i c l e , m o t o r c y c l e , or m o p e d upon a r o a d w a y shall not ride m o r e than two a b r e a s t .

2) A m o p e d shall not be o p e r a t e d on a s i d e w a l k constructed f o r t h e u s e of pedestrians, • 3) A p e r s o n o p e r a t i n g a m o p e d shall not c a r r y a p a c k a g e , bundie, or a r t i c l e w h i c h p r e v e n t s t h e d r i v e r f r o m k e e p i n g both h a n d upon th h a n d l e b a r s of t h e vehicle.

4) A m o p e d shall not be u s e d to c a r r y m o r e than one p e r s o n at a time.

5) M o p e d s m u s t obey all t h e r u l e s of the r o a d including stopping a t s t o p s i g n s , and right-ofways.

We hope that this will e n l i g h t e n t h o s e of you w h o o w n and o p e r a t e m o p e d s a r o u n d H o p e C o l l e g e . If a n y q u e s t i o n s still linger, w e a e a r e than h a p p y to a n s w e r t h e m for you. Y o u c a n call t h e D e p a r t m e n t of P u b l i c S a f e t y at e x t . 2250.

So m a y p e o p l e h a v e h e a r d so m u c h about Christianity that they h a v e b e c o m e n u m b and blind to Christ h i m s e l f and the truth of l i v i n g Christianity. All our l i v e s t h e r e m a y h a v e b e e n p a s t o r s s p e a k i n g of e t e r n a l life and s a l v a t i o n and the g o o d n e s s of God ect. We feel a s if w e h a v e heard all the s e r m o n s and the words h a v e b e e n worn out. We are a l m o s t o v e r s a t u r a t e d with t e a c h i n g s , and y e t all this information and truth s t a y s in our head n e v e r r e a c h i n g our h e a r t s .

I want to talk about it r e a c h i n g out hearts. L w a n t to e x p r e s s all that is in m y h e a r t a s God l i v e s in me. I don't think p e o p l e really understand or h a v e e v e n a glimpse of God b e c a u s e if they did they would n e v e r walk a w a y from him.

I w a k e up e v e r y d a y n e v e r alone, a l w a y s h a v i n g s o m e o n e who c a r e s about m e right b e s i d e m e . I h a v e p u r p o s e in m y life and joy and e x c i t e m e n t b e c a u s e of that. When I go a n y w h e r e I know I a m w h e r e I a m for a reason and all things that are working for a p u r p o s e that I h a v e a l m o s t no c l u e as to the depth and g o o d n e s s of. I n e v e r h a v e to worry about anything.I r e a d the Bible and I u n d e r s t a n d , and the truth of w h a t is written is o s real to m e and t h e w o r d s so p r e c i o u s .

I h a v e w a t c h e d a s God h a s m a d e s o m e of m y d r e a m s c o m e true right b e f o r e m y e y e s . I s e e H i m working out c i r c u m s t a n c e s s o that e v e n little d e t a i l s a r e p e r f e c t

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F r o m that p a r a g r a p h I m a k e it sound a s if God is s o m e sort of a S a n t a Claus or friend w e u s e for all t h e s e e x c e l l e n t things. I h a v e not e x a g g e r a t e d , and y e t God is not a Sant Claus, but h w a t he is is a l o v i n g F a t h e r , a b e s t friend w h o l o v e s m e and is c o n c e r n e d about m e b e i n g h a p p y m o r e than I a m ! My p l a n s and d e s i r e s fall so short of the d e s i r e s he h a s for m e . It a m a z e s m e that a God so a w e s o m e and wonderful would a c k n o w l e d g e m e , m u c h l e s s love m e like he does. And do you know how H e s e e s m e ? I a m p r e c i o u s to h i m , so a r e Y O U ! ! I a m c l e a n of all w r o n g s and f a u l t s and a m beautiful in his sight. Teh Bible s a y s I a m the aple of H i s e y e , His joy. Hi delight. He w a n t s m e to h a n g around with H i m , g i v e H i m the t i m e of d a y .

It's an a m a z i n g thing to feel this r e a l n e s s . I pray and know he h e a r s . I c a n literally feel h i m d e e p within m e . T h e r e a r e not doubts in m y m i n d or h e a r t of His r e a l n e s s . It's the m o s t excellent weirdest feeling.

S o m e t i m e s I will be p r a y i n g or s i n g i n g or just w a l k i n g and I feel so s u r e that if I turn around he will be t h e r e b e f o r e m y e y e s .

T h e r e is s u c h c o n f i d e n c e in this.

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by J o h n P . E n g e l A note to those a t t e n d i n g Kollen's " P i m p Your R o o m m a t e Semi-formal D a n c e " : R e f r e s h m e n t s will be a v a i l a b l e at the d a n c e , but an actual dinner will not be s e r v e d . The e v e n t will t a k e p l a c e f r o m 9 p . m . to 1 a . m . at the F i s h and G a m e Club.

D i r e c t i o n s m a y be o b t a i n e d f r o m the h e a d resident/r A s the C h r i s t m a s s e a s o n d r a w s n e a r , be a d v i s e d t h a t l i v e C h r i s t m a s t r e e s , and t r i m m i n g s f r o m live t r e e s in the h a l l w a y s , b a t h r o o m s , and d o r m r o o m s a r e prohibited. F u r t h e r m o r e , dorm r o o m doors m a y not be w r a p p e d in w r a p p i n g p a p e r , or d e c o r a t e d on the outside—that is the side f a c i n g the h a l l w a y . F a i l u r e to c o m p l y with t h e s e r u l e s is a violation of the fire code, and t h e r e f o r e will not be p e r m i t t e d .

A n y o n e w i s h i n g to file a c o m plaint, p l e a s e do so with the F i r e Marshall, not with the s t a f f ; it's o u t o f our hands.

D u e to m a s s c o n f u s i o n , Kollen's assasin g a m e w a s discontinued this p a s t w e e k in o r d e r to r e v a m p the rules. If all g o e s well, the g a m e should be up and "running" a s you r e a d this very sentence.

B e a d v i s e d that the front ent r a n c e doors to Kollen s e e m to be e q u i p p e d with d e f i c i e n t locks, and w h e n l o c k e d it is p o s s i b l e to f o r c e f u l l y pull the doors open.

Hopefully the locks will be r e p a i r e d in the n e a r future, but in the m e a n t i m e those p e r s o n s found pulling open the doors, w h e n locked, will be fined $10.

My a p o l o g i e s to D e r e k E m e r son for m i s s p e l l i n g his n a m e in last w e e k ' s Kollen Konduct.

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The D e P r e e Art Center, in conjunction with the Holland Area Arts Council under the direction of E l e a n o r VanHaitsma, and the College Art Department has scheduled an Art-a-Thon for this Week-end. The fourteen or so participants in this event are either art majors and minors at Hope or those with a cultivated interest in studio work.

E a c h artist in the Art-a-Thon will be privately supported by ind i v i d u a l s p o n s o r s w h o will donate a m i n i m u m of $30 to cover the cost of needed materials.

Participants will attempt to m e e t a goal of producing four different projects of their choice in varied m e d i u m s within the stipulated time of 24 hours. This will not only give the artist a c h a n c e to refine their skills or experience new m e d i u m s , but also to give the public a look at the type of work that Hope students do.

Sponsors are promised s o m e of these 'objets d'art' as part of an a g r e e m e n t to give the students needed and wanted exposure to

Education Department gets Grant the community.

In fact, the main objective of the Art-a-Thon is to allow the Hope and Holland c o m m u n i t i e s to b e c o m e more acquainted and comfortable with what goes on in the D e P r e e Center and with the art students.

The time set for the Art-a-Thon i s f r o m n o o n on F r i d a y N o v e m b e r 15 to noon on Saturday N o v e m b e r 16; the D e P r e e Center will consequently be opened throughout the entire event. All finished pieces will be m a d e available for viewing in D e P r e e from 12-5 p.m. on Saturday; at this time these items may also be purchased by the public. Proceeds from this event will go to KANDU Industries Inc., an e m p l o y m e n t agency in Holland for mentally- and emotionallyimpaired adults.

Come and 'cheer on' a favored contender; be a part by supporting Hope's art

Dead Humor Movie Feview by David Hugh Carmer Better off Dead is a new comedy about a guy in high school and his girl has just left him.

They'd been going together close to six months and she suddenly leaves him for s o m e other m a c h o creep. Well, the plot is chaotic but n o t h a r d to f o l l o w .

Somethings just don't m a k e sense, and others s e e m to be unimportant to the movie. I'm not s a y i n g that the movie is bad, but it certainly isn't good.

We h a v e an unlikely household to^begin with. A younger brother who doesn't have any lines throughout the flick. The mother is positively looney tunes, and our hero and his father s e e m to be the only sane individuals in

the neighborhood. The neighbors are worse.

Individual s e g e m e n t s of the movie are done rather well. Certain a n i m a t e d sections are cute and show s o m e talent. But after you see all this you're left with the feeling of seeing a preview for a longer movie. This one stretches on too long with only the tiniest of plots to follow. All along you knew what would happen, and it does.

The only surprises in this film c o m e from the s c e n e s that have little or nothing to do with the plot. The paperboy, the hamb u r g e r joint, the J a p a n e s e racers, ect. It jsut isn't a full movie.

The plot itself is neglected in order to show off

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Hope's education department has been awarded a grant from the American Association of Colleges for T e a c h e r Education under the coordination of professors Dr. Karen Neufeld and Dr. Ronald Wolthuis.

Hope w a s one of 20 small colleges to receive the $1,000 grant which will work toward personnel preparation for the education of handicapped chldren. In doing so, a consultant will be brought to c a m p u s to help provide general education students and faculty m e m b e r s with an a w a r e n e s s of computer technology which can be used for successful integration and m a i n s t r e a m i n g of handicapped students.

Neufeld has been a m e m b e r of the Hope faculty since 1984 and received her bachelor's and m a s t e r ' s degrees from K a n s a s State University. Her Ed. D. is from the University of Kansas.

Wolthuis joined the Hope faculty this y e a r and is a graduate of Calvin College. He received his m a s t e r ' s and doctorate d e g r e e s from Western Michigan University. far-out or crazy ideas for s m a l l e r movies.

The m o v i e is obviously m a d e to appeal to teanagers. There are all the s a m e stars of the t e e n a g e sex-films in Better off Dead, though this one is rated a mild PG. There are the typical characters you find in any of these movies, the loser, teh drug addict, the jocks, the regular people.

Despite all its bad points there are a few s c e n e s that provoke laughter now and then. But they are few and far between. This movie is a poor attempt to draw together all the better a s p e c t s of all the teenage-sex flicks of the time. It just doesn't work well, and it just isn't worth seeing.

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A SAC Affair A SAC Affair in Cleveland Beth French SAC Activites Coordinator Two weekends ago five m e m b e r s of the Social Activities Committee mian planning board travelled to Cleveland for the R e g i o n a l NACA ( N a t i o n a l Association for Campus Activites) Convention. After an exciting w e e k e n d packed with s h o w c a s e s ( t w o h o u r perf o r m a n c e s c o m p o s e d of several comedians, singers, and bands t h a t a r e d e s i g n e d to g i v e students an opportunity to view artists), educational s e s s i o n s (ranging from time m a n a g e m e n t to p u b l i c i t y to c o n t r a c t a g r e e m e n t s ) , and cooperative buying s e s s i o n s ( c h a n c e s for schools in the s a m e area to contract artists m o r e inexpensively), w e are psyched, or as Formats chairperson Scott Wolterink s a y s ' G E E K E D ! ' , for the spring s e m e s t e r !

Winter Fantasia, Hope's annual all-school formal, will feature the versatile sounds of harpist Harvi Griffin during dinner. At this, the first of m a n y thrilling events scheduled for 1986, guests will also e x p e r i e n c e the hot, dance-oriented music of the pop b a n d ' C h a m p i o n ' .

Singer-Comedian Scott J o n e s heads the list of p e r f o r m a n c e s contracted by E n t e r t a i n m e n t chairperson Mark Colterjohn.

As a special Valentine's treat, Robert Starling will delight his audience with original selections form his 'Hopeful Romantic' album. As e m c e e for Air J a m 1986, the Special E v e n t s Committee p r e s e n t s HBO-contracted comedian Andy Andrews. Since writing for the original Saturday Night Live, Andy has appeared with Chaka Khan, the Fifth Dimension, and BJ Thomas. Cochairperson of the Committee Angie Grochowalski is also extremely excited to h a v e contracted a major artist for May Day- the former lead singer of the popular group ' A m e r i c a ' , ^ Dan P e e k . Behind-the-scenes man Publicity Director Mike F r e n c h is a l r e a d y w o r k i n g diligently on promotional ideas for these upcoming events.

The NACA Convention proved to be a profitable opportunity for SAC to bring more quality entertainment to our c a m p u s .

We hope you are as ' G E E K E D ' as we are about the w a y cool upcoming s e m e s t e r ! The whole experience w a s , as one entertainer said, 'Close to o r g a s m ' (They m a d e m e write that!).

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Movie review by David Hugh Carmer Last S u n d a y night, ther w a s a s h o w i n g of T o m J o n e s o v e r in G r a v e s . T h e m o v i e h a s been on t e l e v i s i o n before, but it l o s e s s o m e t h i n g w h e n the c o m m e r c i a l s a r e put in b e t w e e n the scenes.

Tome Jones stars a y o u n g Albert F i n n e y , and m a n y just plain u n k n o w n s .

It w a s m a d e s o m e t i m e ago, but it is still a great m o v i e .

The plot is a m a s t e r p i e c e of c o n f u s i o n that s u d d e n l y all w o r k s t o g e t h e r in the end. t h e e n d i n g w a s s o m e t h i n g you'd e x p e c t from a r o m a n t i c m o v i e , but it still s u r p r i s i n g .

It t a k e s m o r e c h a n c e s in its s t y l e then m o s t m o v i e s h a v e done in the last ten y e a r s . And best of all, it works.

The part that I found the most c h a r m i n g w a s the fact that throughout the m o v i e the a c t o r s would a d d r e s s the a u d i a n c e a s if they w e r e a n o t h e r c h a r a c t e r .

This w a s quite s t a r t l i n g and quite a m u s i n g . The^comedy n e v e r lets up.

T o m J o n e s is a c o n t i n u o u s string of puns, s a t i r e and down right bad jokes. T h e c h a r a c t e r s are w o n d e r f u l l y done and a m o s t hilarious m a n n e r . E v e r y t h i n g just accents the total r i d i c u l o u s n e s s of the whole situation and the c h a r a c t e r s themselves.

Poor T o m (our hero) is a b a s t a r d . He is in love with the Lady Sophia Weston. The Lady cannot m a r r y a base-born individual. So i n s t e a d her father and aunt set up a m a r r i a g e to a real l o o s e of a guy. She g o e s into fits, and T o m J o n e s is e v e n t u a l l y thrown out of the h o u s e w h e r e a kind old s q u i r e h a s been r a i s i n g him.

I'm sorry I couldn't h a v e had s o m e t h i n g in last w e e k s p a p e r about this, but t h a t ' s how it g o e s .

Too bad there wasn't m o r e publitcity for it either. It w a s a g r e a t m o v i e , and this w a s about m y third t i m e s e e i n g it. I'd s e e it again given the chance.

Other m o v i e s p l a y i n g this week in t h e H o l l a n d a r e a are:Death Wish Three: A good C h a r l e s B r o n s o n m o v i e , it t h a t ' s w h a t you like ( s e e last w e e k s p a p e r for the r e v i e w t h e r e . ) Jagged Edge: Sounds like a v e r y good m o v i e f r o m those that h a v e s e e n it. It is a s e r i o u s and e m o t i o n a l o n e though.

Nightmare of Elmstreet Part 2: I'm told it's g r e a t if you liked the last one, or if you like s c a r y m o v i e s that h a v e no justification for hteir p l o t s a c c e p t to be s c a r y .

Transylvania 6-5000: A horror c o m e d y that h a s j u s t o p e n e d last Friday. Haven't heard anything about it and the r e v i e w s in the p a p e r s h a v e not b e e n good.

T h a t ' s all for this w e e k in the w a y of m o v i e r e v i e w s .

Who k n o w ' s w h a t I'll h a v e s o m e next week.

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Performance: H m m m m m .

Sound: Well thought out.

S u r f a c e s : Fine. " T a k e On M e " has done quite well so far on the c h a r t s so 1 d e c i d e d to find out what the rest of the album w a s like. 1 found that " T a k e On M e " is not the s t r o n g e s t cut on the a l b u m and that this band h a s a future a s i d e from just one hit.

T h e sound of this band can be d e s c r i b e d in o n e word: S m o o t h .

U s u a l l y a band with a s m o o t h sound doesn't strike m e well, but t h e s e g u y s h a v e a w a y with m u s i c that m a k e s s m o o t h m o r e m e a n i n g f u l . T h e c r e d i t s do not tell w h o p l a y s what, but that doesn't s e e m a s important as the c o m p l e t e n e s s of thier sound.

T h e s u b j e c t s dealt with h e r e are d i v e r s e and should not b o r e a n y o n e who c a r e s to listen c a r e f u l l y . E v e n if you only listen to the m u s i c , it is well worth it. aha s e e m s to h a v e been around for a w h i l e by the depth of the l y r i c s and m u s i c .

"The Sun A l w a y s S h i n e s on T . V . " is a good critique of the idealistic d a y d r e a m i n g and trying to live by it. It probably won't m a k e n u m b e r one, but w h o c a r e s , it is still a g r e a t song.

T h i s band will h a v e another hit off this record, but a s to w h i c h one will m o s t likely d e p e n d on an M-TV video b e c a u s e of the succ e s s of " T a k e On M e . " That v i d e o is one of the m o s t c r e a t i v e I h a v e s e e n in a long t i m e . T h e s e g u y s provide food for thought.

And its a w h o l e lot better than P h e l p s d o e s for the s t o m a c h .

Performance: Complex Sound: I n t e n s e S u r f a c e s : Good

The real d i f f e r e n c e , m u s i c a l l y s p e a k i n g , o v e r the last a l b u m is the addition of a s y n t h e s i z e r .

Now hard-core ZZ T o p f a n s should not get e x c i t e d about this, it is tastefully done. T h e synthesizer is m o r e for a d d i n g backround modulation than it is for taking over the band a s h a s been the trend.

With the strength of the last album, at least one s o n g h e r e is destined for the top ten. I predict " S l e e p i n g B a g " , "Can't Stop R o c k i n g " , and "I Got t h e M e s s a g e " to be the top air-play s o n g s on this a l b u m . I just hope M-TV doesn't s c r e w up t h e s e p r e d i c t i o n s with v i d e o s .

This a l b u m is s t r o n g e r than their previous release and hopefully it will go farther. T h e a l b u m d o e s n ' t h a v e a real w e a k n e s s e x c e p t that w h e n the turntable s h u t s off, you w i s h that it could h a v e been longer.

ZZ T o p ; Afterburner

When a story start out " O n c e Upon a T i m e . . . " you know that you're in for a snoozer. T h i s album is an e x c e p t i o n . T h e m a t e r i a l h e r e is deep e n o u g h to keep your m i n d a w a k e for a good period of t i m e .

J i m Kerr, the lead v o c a l , h a s an i m p a s s i o n e d v o i c e that s e m s to h a v e the b a c k u p of four lungs.

S o m e n o t e s he holds so long that m a y be i m p o s s i b l e for m a n y rock p e r f o r m e r s . It h e l p s that he h a s suitable m a t e r i a l to work with, the lyrical content is well a b o v e average.

The band stays tight throughout the a l b u m , e v e n with the o v e r d u b s . The studio work is quite well done. It is hard to pick out the different band m e m b e r s ' contributions or a b s e n c e s on the different s o n g s , w h i c h is good b e c a u s e they sound like a unified team.

P e r f o r m a n c e : HOT Sound: P o w e r f u l S u r f a c e s : Not bad at all How d o e s a band follow up a hot album like " E l i m i n a t o r " ?

By m a k i n g the next one e v e n hotter. " L e g g s " is still one of m y favorite dance tunes and " E l i m i n a t o r " s a l e s are still quite strong, but it w a s t i m e for s o m e fresh m a t e r i a l .

ZZ Top c o m p l i e d in true f o r m . " A f t e r b u r n e r " is r e c o g n i z a b l e ZZ Top, but is a bit m o r e developed. The hard-rocking guitar of Billy Gibbons is a s strong a s e v e r . Gibbons s o u n d s like he e v e n l e a r n e d a few n e w licks. F r a n k B e a r d still p o u n d s out a fast beat, but he g e t s m o r e intricate at t i m e s . U n f o r t u n a t e l y D u s t y Hill's b a s s line is buried in the l a y o r i n g at t i m e s .

T h e Anchor h a s an apology to m a k e . W o o d m a r k s o u n d c e n t e r g r a c i o u s l y p r o v i d e s us with the m u s i c that is used in t h e s e r e v i e w s , and they d e s e r v e credit. Credit h a s not b e e n g i v e n w h e r e it should h a v e b e e n . The Anchor r e c o g n i z e s this e r r o r and respectfully submits this apology.

Blues Singer to Perform If you like to s w i n g to " r y t h y m and blues", boogie on down to the Pit of the Kletz to h e a r Rick K e l l e y .

He will be s i n g i n g blues m u s i c on Nov. 20 at 7:30 p . m . Kelly is v i s i t i n g H o p e from M u s k e g o n and this is h i s s e c o n d Hope College performance.

So if y o u ' r e tired of tuning in your radio or listening to your w a l k m a n , c o m e to the Kletz for s o m e live b l u e s sound!

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By Dan O'Neill If. by chance, you h a v e been listening to WTHS for the past two Saturdays, from 9:00-11:0() in the morning, or if you have seen a black and white Volkswagon microbus with Hope U l t i m a t e Disc T e a m spraypainted on the sides full of s c r e a m i n g men with bandanas or silly hats, then you probably have figured out that Hope's Ultimate F r i s b e e Club is active. You happen to he right.

Saturdav. N o v e m b e r 2. the

Hope College U l t i m a t e T e a m travelled to K a l a m a z o o to fan off against K a l a m a z o o College and the University of Chicago. The wind w a s c a l m , the s k i es gray, and a nip w a s in the air as the three t e a m s played in the cold mud.

When Hope arrived, all hope w a s lost as our t e a m stared in disbelief at the slick m o v e s of the opponents. Their cuts and throws s e e m e d Utopian in nature compared to what we been used to on

our tiny p r a c t i c e field, but we decided to carry through with our mission, and to c o m p l e t e our destiny.

Much to e v e r y o n e ' s surprise, we scored the first goal against the Chicago t e a m who had by then proven t h e m s e l v e s superior to Kalamazoo. Frankly, we were shocked. The reality of the situation hit. however, when they scored the last goal and won by a m e r e two. (Final s c o r e : 5-7) Kalamazoo, a more worthy opponent. found t h e m s e l v e s floundering in the m u d as we slipped (no pun intended) past them to win our verv first inter-

collegiate g a m e in the history of Hope College U l t i m a t e (Final score: 7-4). Since K a l a m a z o o was the U l t i m a t e State Champ last year, we o b s e r v e d a period of being the best in the state, for a while.

A week later on Saturday, N o v e m b e r 9, K a l a m a z o o c a m e to Holland for more. On a day unfit for outdoor e x p o s u r e , we faced off against our opponenet in a grueling battle for the State Championship. Much to our surprise. we lost the final two g a m e s with s c o r e s of 5-7 and (i-H. Lead by a v e t e r a n frisbee player.

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After getting ahead 3-0 at the start of the third and final g a m e , Hope's m o m e n t u m s e e m e d to dwindle as the p l a y e r s found it more c o m f o r t a b l e to lay in the mud than to catch the frisbee. and K a l a m a z o o took the final g a m e 8-10. The State Championship w a s short-lived, but c h e e r s w e r e e x c h a n g e d and h a n d s s h a ke n a s both Ie a m s d e m o n s t r a t e d the good sports m a n s h i p typical of such a wild and wonderful g a m e of I'ltimate Frisbee.

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Dutch Tie in Rain; Garner Third

by Ben Hannernan T h e MIAA r e g u l a r s e a s o n c a m e to a n end S a t u r d a y a s the Flying D u t c h m a n h o s t e d t h e Albion B r i t o n s in a g a m e t h a t would d e t e r m i n e t h e l e a g u e champion.

It w a s the 56th m e e t i n g b e t w e e n t h e two football powers, d a t i n g b a c k to 1926. T h e series had been relatively even with Hope holding a slight 27-25-4 a d v a n t a g e . In last y e a r ' s conlost. a 28-6 decision w e n t to the Dutchmen.

B e f o r e a c r o w d of 2.355 at the Holland M u n i c i p a l S t a d i u m on S a t u r d a y , t h e two t e a m s b a t t l e d to a s c o r e l e s s tie. T h e field w a s a d e f i n i t e f a c t o r in t h e g a m e but the d e f e n s e s w e r e both o u t s t a n ding.

O u r d e s t i n y is in our own hands', said head coach Kay Smith d u r i n g t h e best w e e k of practice. The Dutchmen were looking to g i v e Albion a tough b a t t l e and a s it t u r n e d out, they did.

T h e d e f e n s e limited the Britons to only 36 y a r d s in total o f f e n s e , while t h e o f f e n s e g a i n e d 251.

H o p e m a d e n u m e r o u s att e m p t s to p e n e t r a t e the goal line but they w e r e t u r n e d a w a y e a c h time. 'Credit their defense,' said S m i t h . 'We had s c o r i n g opp o r t u n i t i e s all a f t e r n o o n , but their d e f e n s e w a s too t o u g h . ' In t h e s e c o n d h a l f , for e x a m ple. the D u t c h m e n h a d the ball on the t h r e e y a r d line in a firstdo w n - a n d - g o a l - t o - g o s i t u a t i o n .

The Briton d e f e n s e s t i f f e n e d a n d forced a field goal a t t e m p t .

H o w e v e r , a high s n a p m a d e for a oad p l a c e m e n t a n d that r e s u l t e d in a blocked kick. A Hope p l a y e r g r a b b e d it a n d s t a r t e d r u n n i n g out he w a s soon s w a r m e d upon by s e v e r a l d e f e n d e r s . T h a t pretty m u c h told t h e s t o r y of the enlire g a m e . T h e only d i f f e r e n c e w a s that Hope d r o v e a n d c a m e up e m p t y but Albion n e v e r d r o v e .

In the first halt Albion n e v e r got b e y o n d the 30 y a r d line. 'We d o m i n a t e d the g a m e . " r e m a r k e d Coach S m i t h . ' W e should feel proud that w e did d o m i n a t e .

How o f t e n do you hold t h e n u m b e r o n e t e a m in the l e a g u e to only 36 y a r d s ? ' T h e only r e a l . t h r e a t f r o m t h e Britons c a m e l a t e in t h e f o u r t h q u a r t e r when H o p e t u m b l e d .

Again. H o p e ' s d e f e n s e r o s e to t h e occasion and s t o p p e d t h e opposition a lew p l a y s l a t e r . A n o t h e r such t h r e a t c a m e a few m i n u t e s l a t e r a n d a g a i n it w a s s t o p p e d .

T h e clock then s h o w e d :03 left in the g a m e , and Albion a t t e m p t e d a field goal. A v i c t o r y would g i v e t h e m a b e t t e r c h a n c e to m a k e any post s e a s o n t o u r n a m e n t s but the kick w a s n o w h e r e n e a r t h e m a r k a n d the g u n s o u n d e d to e n d the g a m e .

D e s p i t e not w i n n i n g t h e title, Coach S m i t h s t a t e d that he w a s p r o u d of his t e a m . 'We did a s well and e v e n b e t t e r t h a n we exp e c t e d this s e a s o n with all o u r talent

Cross Country Romps to MIAA Title Although J o h n s o n didn't h a v e one of his b e t t e r r a c e s , his E a s y w i n s w e r e t h e o r d e r of o u t s t a n d i n g p e r f o r m a n c e s in t h e the d a y for d o m i n a n t L i n d s e y dual m e e t s e n a b l e d him to a l s o Dood a n d his Hope t e a m m a t e s at m e r i t a l l - c o n f e r e n c e . Cole w a s the 51st MIAA c h a m p i o n s h i p s in also c h o s e n to g i v e Hope t h r e e r u n n e r s on the s e v e n - m a n h o n o r Holland last S a t u r d a y .

T h e D u t c h m e n b l a z e d a hot s q u a d . An Albion r u n n e r w a s t r a i l on a cold, drizzly, b r e e z y chosen o v e r S h o e m a k e r in a day, c l a i m i n g t h e i r 13th won or s o m e w h a t c o n t r o v e r s i a l pick for s h a r e d MIAA title in 15 y e a r s one of t h e spots.

As u s u a l . Hope d o m i n a t e d the u n d e r C o a c h William V a n d e r b i l t .

They a c c u m u l a t e d just 30 points, individual r a c e in both q u a n t i t y with r i v a l Calvin a d i s t a n t second and q u a l i t y , t a k i n g the top five with 63. S i n c e Hope won both this spots a n d h a v i n g nine of t h e 21 r a c e a n d t h e dual m e e t s c h e d u l e , f i n i s h e r s . Mike N o r t h u i s m a y they c l a i m an o u t r i g h t c h a m p i o n - h a v e e a r n e d a b e r t h on the s e v e n m a n t e a m going to r e g i o n a l s next ship.

S a t u r d a y . He won the r a c e in A l b i o n ' s 86 p o i n t s won a close b a t t l e for third p l a c e o v e r Alma 27:13. a f a s t e r t i m e t h a n the (90) a n d K a l a m a z o o (100). s e v e n t h D u t c h m a n in the t e a m A d r i a n a n d Olivet b r o u g h t up the r a c e .

Don K a m m e r g a v e N o r t h u i s r e a r with 152 a n d 220 points all he w a n t e d for m o s t of t h e r a c e respectively.

Dood took c h a r g e of the r a c e b e f o r e finishing s e c o n d in 27:30. b e f o r e t h e t w o - m i l e m a r k of the Wally Avis (third—27:56), D a v e f i v e - m i l e r a c e , a n d b r e e z e d to a K i n g m a (fourth—28:13). a n d An(fifth—28:24) 26-second victory in t h e less t h a n dy K r o m m i n g a d e s i r a b l e c o n d i t i o n s . He clocked g a v e Hope their s w e e p of t h e first a 25:51. L i n d s e y w a s obviously- five.

O t h e r Hope f i n i s h e r s included voted a l l - c o n f e r e n c e a n d also Marcel Sales (seventh—28:51).

Most V a l u a b l e in t h e l e a g u e .

A f t e r an A l m a , and two Albion J o h n Higuchi (14th—30:54). P a t r u n n e r s c l a i m e d t h e next t h r e e Glennon (a p e r s o n a l best 32:43 in spots, Kevin Cole led a pack of 1 9 t h ) a n d M i k e O l s z e w s k i Hope r u n n e r s that g r a b b e d five (20th—33:52). Olszewski w a s batof the next six p l a c e s . O v e r a l l , tling s t o m a c h flu p r o b l e m s . the D u t c h had six of t h e top ten T h e O r a n g e and Blue will f i n i s h e r s . Cole's t i m e w a s 26:29. t r a v e l to T e r r e H a u t e . I n d i a n a Kevin S h o e m a k e r r a c e d in for t h e G r e a t L a k e s R e g i o n a l s e v e n t h (26:38): C r a i g K i n g m a Meet t h i s S a t u r d a y , in h o p e s of s p r i n t e d in e i g h t h (26:46); J o h n q u a l i f y i n g for t h e NCAA Division M c E l w e e kicked in ninth (26:48); HI National M e e t . T h e top two and R a n d y J o h n s o n held down t e a m s f r o m t h e m e e t will m a k e loth. J o h n G a r d n e r w a s 26th lor it.

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L y n e t t e T u g g y will p r e s e n t h e r junior recital in D i m n e n t M e m o r i a l on F r i d a y N o v e m b e r 15 at 4:30 p . m . L y n e t t e is a piano p e r f o r m a n c e m a j o r h e r e at Hope s t u d y i n g u n d e r Mr. C h a r l e s A s c h b r e n n e r . H e r p r o g r a m for that a f t e r n o o n will i n c l u d e M o z a r t ' s s o n a t a K. 330 in C Major, B a r t o k ' s suite Op. 14. a Chopin e t u d e Op. 25 n u m b e r one.

Bach's . "Fantasia,"a Barber n o c t u r n e a n d b a l l a d e , and a Chopin b a l l a d e . Ms. T u g g y is a m e m b e r of D e l t a O m i c r o n , the international honorary music f r a t e r n i t y , s i n g s s o p r a n o in the C h a p e l Choir, a n d p a r t i c i p a t e s in t h e G e r m a n Club a s well. H e r c a r e e r p l a n s include going to g r a d u a t e school a n d c o n t i n u i n g h e r s t u d i e s m a j o r i n g in soio piano p e r f o r m a i v v

Musicale This Sunday

A trio by B r a h m s will be t h e m a j o r work in t h e s e c o n d Hope F a c u l t y M u s i c a l e to be p r e s e n t e d S u n d a y , Nov. 17 at 4 p . m . in Wichers Auditorium.

P e r f o r m i n g t h e trio will be violinist C h a r l e s C r a y , cellist R o b e r t R i t s e m a . and p i a n i s t Charles Aschbrenner.

O p e n i n g the r e c i t a l . T H o m a s G o u w e n s , o r g a n i s t , will p l a y ' O n d e r een linde groen" ( U n d e r the G r e e n L i n d e n ) by J a n Sweelinck.

Russell Floyd, clarinet, and J o a n C o n w a y , piano, will p r e s e n t the S o n a t i n a lor C l a r i n e t a n d P i a n o by t h e m o d e r n E n g l i s h c o m p o s e r .viarln.u S e v e r a l tiuilai s e l e c t i o n s c o m plete .lie v a r i e d p r o g r a m , perl o n n e d in L a r r v M a i l r o i d .

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November 13, 1985 Steven J. - What do you think of my cute import?

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N e g s - So, how h a v e the Mets been doing this y e a r ? ! ? (smile, smile) Start scope'n for that special som e o n e - Winter F a n t a s i a is coming sooner than you think I Get with the spirit of the s e a s o n !

Winter F a n t a s i a , J an 18th, 1986.

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Kristi - P l e a s e keep the noise level down - m y r o o m m a t e is trying to s l e e p ! Thanks. Oh, and ah - g r o w up would y o u ? ! ! J e n Come s e e Big A1 Weiner and The Buns, live on s t a g e Saturday night from 9 to 1 at the Sailing Club D a n c e in the Kletz. Everbody is invited (provided that they pay one dollar e a c h ) .

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Lite House girls you are so very special to m e ; life would just be m i s e r a b l e without you beauty present.

Lite House m e s s e n g e r : don't you know who to use punctuation?

And who taught you to write a n y w a y ? Sincerely, an overworked underpaid person.

F-L-O-A-T, S i g m a S i g m a OKE!

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Hey P r i s c i l l a B a y e r ya w a n n a party in the Kletz - b e e r ' s on m e !

Knowhatlmean?

Swampi - no need to steal pumpkins, P h e l p s is giving us a hand!

- Ditch P i g Terri - H a v e y a worn your party belt lately? Just wondering.

Maybe we'll l e a v e c o m e springtime, meanwhile have another beer!

OH! Very clever, quote Henley why don't ya.

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HOGAN'S H E R O S F A N CLUB! I Join in the fun from 11:55 to 12:30, T u e s thru Thur. in Scott Hall b a s e m e n t T.V. room. Bob Bogner P r e s . , D a v e Hiipp Vice P r e s . - P . S . E a t before you c o m e .

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May m y statutes h a v e no one to rescind them..."

- F r o m The Code of Hammurabi, as translated by the Fudgie.

Scott Brown m u s t D i e !

All agreed, raise you hand.

Let's see...ah, its unanimous.

Was not the m o s t beautiful creature e v e r Aphrodite, the goddess of beauty?

And w a s not the g r e a t e s t fighter of all t i m e s Ares, the God of War 7 And did not Apollo, the god of music and poetry, c r e a t e s o n g s that could not be bettered?

Then you, Murray, 0 god of the Jerks, m u s t be the b i g g e s t jerk of them all.

MILITARY COLLECTIBLES FORSALE Beautiful J a p a n e s e Officer's dress dagger from RussoJ a p a n e s e War! U.S. Medals from WWI and WWII including the P u r p l e Heart and Distinguished Flying Cross (Both in P r e s e n t a t i o n c a s e s ) , WWII I t a l i a n h e l m e t , ' WWI g a s m a s k . Two U.S. uniforms with d r e s s caps, 45 Auto holster, WWII G e r m a n l e a t h e r a m m o pouche. Third R e i c h decoration.

Many military pins, badges, patches and more. All i t e m s a r e reasonable and p r i c e d to sell.

Call ext. 6654, ask for D a v e .

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W H E R E THE P A T I E N T S A R E RUNNING THE ASYLUM y e s t e r d a y I had a box for life to fill c o m p l e t e . Today, I find m y cube unlocks, and w r a p s around m e so neat.

Denver, I want your Body.

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I'm sorry s o m e idiot spoilt it.

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Wanted: honest, s i n c e r e , funloving f e m a l e to s h a r e upstairs apartment. Very n i c e l y furnished. L a r g e b e d r o o m a v a i l a b l e for 1 or 2 persons R e n t r e a s o n a b l e ; 125 per month with utilitiesif 2 live there. 96M» E . 15th. If interested call Julia at 392-1508 after 10 p . m .

Hi, I'm an intellegent, good looking, hip and h a p p e n i n g business m a j o r kind of guy-looking for a one position w o m a n for a wifel e a v e n a m e with the love squad if interested.

Dan and Phil- I had the Who the other night, but I dropped it and it broke M a g n u m and Roe-bot- w e m i s s your spunk on the s o c c e r field; glad you got it off the dart board life is too short, l o v e too m u c h fun...listen to the l o v e squad m o n d a y nights at 7:15

Want a job, w i s e a s s ?

Rolfe- h o w s the butt, dude? - your P h e l p s West d o r m m a t e s Join the official R a g on D a v e B a e r Club. Now. Rolfe- g i v e blood lately?

R a g on D a v e today Hey Gail- what are yu going to do with all those g u m b a l l s in your mouth? Love, randy Babyfrostings- we only live o n c e right? Well, then, lets keep doing it up! Me Brian Breen- Happy Birthday!'

The D u d e s s e Brian BreenYou're s w e e t h e a r t . Happy Birthday

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A week late, here it is: To the Real Brute: When you said p a y b a c k s are rough, you really m e a n t rough!

HI R e n e e You n e v e r know w h e n the J a g g e d E d g e will visit your kitchen Who wrote all those banned c l a s s i f i e d s about Dolly Parton?

Who you least e x p e c t !

Hey Ploost K e e p counting- only 5 more weeks! hey hey h e y !

Cubby, are you sure you're not Troy? I'll tell you one thing you are the best! Love, Sunshine F o z z i e - T h a n k s ! You're the bestLove, MO Amoeba- keep s m i l i n g b e c a u s e you l o o k m a h v a l o u s ! ^ To the a m o e b a - you guys w e r e there w h e n I needed you and that m e a n s the world to m e . T h a n k s for the love and support! KK Did your mother attend Hope College? Was she in the Dorian Sorority? If so, p l e a s e contact Laura Lowry e x t 6150, Gilmore 204, b e c a u s e she is interested in r e a c t i v a t i n g the Dorian Sorority.

Survival J o g g e r to Odes- Your quirk has been recognized. If the slow red coat j o g g e r runs so slow, why are the yellow striped j o g g e r s waddling so far behind?

The jerks will soon be left in the d u s t a l o n g with m e m o r i e s .

Thanks for nothing. The surviving j o g g e r .

T H E L E G E N D A R Y EGO T R I P OF SCOTT BROWN- When Scott w s a 4 y e a r s old, his parents took him to N e w York City. After a big day of e x c i t e m e n t , his parents noticed that he w a s not with t h e m .

His mother w a s desparate.

'Calm down,' his father said. 'He has to be s o m e w h e r e . ' Just then, a m a n w a l k e d u p w i t h a b o o m b o x . They w e r e o v e r j o y e d w h e n they heard Scott's v o i c e s a y 'This is Scott Brown on WNEW, NEW YORK.' Scott s t a y e d at WNEW for 14 y e a r s g r o w i n g in k nowledge and wisdom.

T h e n / h e heard that there w a s a new radio station in Holland, Michigan called WTHS. he m a d e his millions. So, following the call of adventure, he c a m e to WTHS to live happily e v e r after.

THE L E G E N D A R Y EGO TRIP CONTINUES, SUNDAY N I G H T S ON T H E S C O T T BROWN P O W E R L I G H T SHOW FROM 5 to 7.

J u s t w h o the hell is this Scott Brown bohunk and why is he allowed out of his c a g e in our classifieds every week?