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@iheartbeans The Strip is full of crazy ass drunks! Good grief! Are there any adults anymore? This place is a real life Jerry Springer!

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@benzojones Elisabeth Hasselbeck goes off on Sarah Palin. When Hasselbeck is making sense, you know somethingâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s screwed up. @JessBerlin O/H at the marriage bureau â&#x20AC;Ś from the groom to his bride next to us: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s your middle name?â&#x20AC;?

@funnykeithlyle What a surpriseâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; GOP leaders wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t sign a â&#x20AC;&#x153;Civility Pledge.â&#x20AC;? That would ruin their whole plan to undermine the truth.

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A tailored two-button Banana Republic blazer ($325) and pant ($150).

SPRING –SUMMER TIPS • Lighter colors are great in Las Vegas year-round, especially during the summer. However, baby blue and other pastels are tough as starter pieces, so stick to light grays, blues and brown/ tans in the beginning.

• Cotton suits look sharp and provide a break from the standard woolen variety—get one.

• Give your suits and shoes a longer break between wears. Use good shoe trees and actual suit hangers—trust me.

• Even if it’s just mental, brown shoes look and feel cooler.

• Linen is supposed to wrinkle. CEOs should go ahead and wear linen to work—you run the show.

• Look for fabrics that are year-round, lightweight or summer weight. Flannel in July is like dropping a live grenade at your feet.

• Have your tailor remove your belt loops to give you a cleaner look and reduce the dreaded sweat ring around your waist.

• For daytime weddings wear lighter colors, but go easy on the all-white or pastels, even if it’s in Miami.

• Half-lined jackets are not only stylish but practical.

• Cotton shirts breathe; polyester ones don’t. Your co-workers will thank you.

• For evening weddings, wear medium to darker colors. Black is funeral-esque.

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Hard times hit Vegas comedy, too, but weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve apparently made it through with our humor intact.

Now if we can just do something about those Vegas audiences!

Photo by Ryan Weber

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The Strip’s comedy range (from left): impressionist Frank Caliendo, hypnotist Anthony Cools, stand-up headliner George Wallace and (opposite) ventriloquist Terry Fator.

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Comedy abhors a tiny audience. So discounted tickets and special deals for locals are easily found in town.

As a result, locals here are connoisseurs of the sort of laughs that Vegas offers. But unlike other cities where comedy takes on a regional or even local flavor, comedy in Vegas is, by and large, meant for vacationing tourists.

The late George Carlin had this to say about Las Vegas for comedians: “It is the most dispiriting, soul-deadening city on Earth.” Carlin was fired in Vegas a few times over the decades for his edgy routines. As recently as 2004, Carlin claimed he had been terminated by MGM Grand for being “too dark.” Vegas is not a town for comedy about controversy, politics or humor weighed by artistic ambition. Vegas audiences like a dirty joke but never humor pushing envelopes of convention.

The “Entertainment Capital of the World” wants comedy that appeals to all, and that often means offending no one. The battle for laughs in Vegas is often fought with a metaphoric arm tied behind the back.

So, to choose the funniest comedian in Las Vegas is to sort through a list of candidates whom no one would call cutting-edge—with the one exception being Penn & Teller. But that does not mean Vegas comics are not funny. Knowing how to make people laugh in the midst of the Great Recession is every bit the challenge for comics who in prosperous times mock our complacency with humor. The best Vegas-style comedy offers an escape from problems with smiles.

Our leading comics fall into certain types. There are those who specialize in insults, such as Don Rickles and Bobby Slayton. There is also the shtick mixed with topical jokes that George Wallace does so well at the Flamingo. Other Vegas headliners, such as Louie Anderson (Excalibur) to Rita Rudner (Harrah’s), can be gentle to a fault. Rudner’s relationship-based humor is particularly good match for Vegas. Carrot Top’s selfdeprecating, prop-driven humor will never be confused with Lenny Bruce, but for years he has proven to be a solid entertainer.

So, who is the best? You tell us.

We would like to submit Wayne Brady as a possible dark horse. Out of action so far this year, yet among the best comics in Las Vegas, he will soon re-start his show at Venetian. Brady epitomizes Vegas comedy with his mastery of entertaining an audience with humor that never bites or stings but bubbles up as joyful laughter.

Vote for your favorite Las Vegas comedian via this 2D barcode or by emailing us at comments@ weeklyseven.com. The 77th responder will win two tickets to the Playboy Comedy Club at the Palms!

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THE 15TH ANNUAL KOMEN SOUTHERN NEVADA RACE FOR THE CURE® Saturday, May 1, 2010 Fremont Street Experience • Downtown Las Vegas Encourage your friends, families, and co-workers to be part of this historic event as we continue our journey to end breast cancer forever.

“The task ahead of us is never as great as the POWER behind us.”

-Ralph Emerson

For further information, call 702.252.RACE or visit our website at www.komensouthernnevada.org

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For $1,800 per hour, you can travel like a rock star in Vince Neil’s airplane (tequila not included).

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High on Heavy Metal Las Vegas’ own high-flying royalty has packaged rock ’n’ roll for the sky

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Vince Neil, wife Lia Gerardini (right) and Marley Taylor.

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Funny sites to see

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JOAQUIN AS FRIDA? PRICELESS (thatispriceless.blogspot.com) Did you know that Pierre-Auguste Renoir got his start by painting pictures of a nude Kim Kardashian on a deer hunt? That Joaquin Phoenix’s first role was playing Frida Kahlo in an 1889 painting by Ilya Yefimovich Repin? Or that Henri Fantin-Latour got his start at the Sears Portrait Studio, at the height of a Christmas rush? That is Priceless, a blog by television comedy writer Steve Melcher, does what the Guggenheim Las Vegas should’ve done: Every day, it pairs a classic work of art with a smart-assed caption. Sure, art is wonderful and all—but it’s so much better with the dick jokes spelled right out.

HAR YOU GONNA MAR? (facebook.com/pages/CastingHar-Mar-Superstar-in-Ghostbusters-3/364807003043) I know, I know—it’s a long link, too long to easily remember. But the road faced

by Har Mar Superstar (née Sean Tillmann) is a long and arduous one, and it begins with that never-ending link. It’ll take you to a Facebook group dedicated to getting the singer and comic—perhaps better known for his cameos in Starsky and Hutch and Whip It than for his hilariously funny and squirminducing live show—into the third installment of the Ghostbusters franchise. Har Mar’s liabilities are many: He’s never had a starring role, he does his best work in tightie-whities and truthfully, even Bill Murray’s not sure if a third Ghostbusters movie is being made. You’d better join that Facebook fan page, because it’s gonna take a lot of help to get Har Mar that much-deserved seat in the Ectomobile.

NOOOOOOOOOO! (nooooooooooooooo.com) “Press in dire situations,” the button says. I pressed it, and dang if it doesn’t make me feel better. It also makes me feel like I’ve got the chance, however slight, of making out with Natalie Portman.

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A signature Sabor dish: Mole Negro Oaxaqueno.

Mexican Expansion Sabor broadens the city’s south-of-the-border options with the exotic taste of Oaxaca

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The best movie dog, an egg tip from Joël and one cool Daddy

By Max Jacobson

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Sabor moved into the old El Jefe space on Stephanie Street, and it’s proven to be a worthy replacement, with dishes such as the hearty sopa de frijoles (above).

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TAME EVERY CRAVING Food thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll set your soul en fuego.

Cocktails to stoke the flames.

lunch & dinner reservations at 702 262-5225 tacosandtequilalv.com

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Paella Valenciana at Julian Serrano

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Chicken Matzo Ball Soup at Weiss Deli

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Athens Fries at Paymon’s

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Shrimp With Lobster Sauce at KJ Kitchen

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Moonen’s Main Man Adam Sobel brings good chemistry to the RM Seafood table

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Seven Things Adam Sobel Cannot Live Without

Adam Sobel and his version of steak and potatoes (above), featuring wagyu beef tartare.

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HEALTH & FITNESS The Littmann Test A Las Vegan writes a book about his dramatic bounce back from drug addiction and childhood obesity

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TWO LIFE LESSONS “I came from a dysfunctional family, but most people are from a dysfunctional family. No one is part of The Brady Bunch, so there’s no reason anyone should feel like an outcast.

You’re not alone.”

“At the beginning of each day, be grateful for what you have. I once had an ailment where I couldn’t walk, so having that ability and being grateful for it are always good to keep in mind. It’s all about the bigger picture.”

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The new Jay Littmann is a published author and health-food entrepreneur (no, those aren’t chocolate-chip cookies; they’re protein snacks).

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