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Return of the Milk Round It’s bigger, better and in Billingshurst! See page 6 @VillageTweet

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August 2020

CONNECTING THE COMMUNITY AND LOCAL BUSINESS Billingshurst • Barns Green • Five Oaks • Ifold • Kirdford • Loxwood • Plaistow • Slinfold • Wisborough Green

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like to think that where there is a negative, a positive also exists. Sometimes it may take a while to emerge but at last, something good has come out of this dreadful Covid-19 pandemic… Local residents Chris and Gareth recognised the need for doorstep deliveries of milk and other quality food essentials such as bread, cheese, eggs, juices, etc all from local suppliers. Billingshurst Dairies delivers a valuable service to the community, especially appreciated by the elderly and vulnerable who find it difficult to visit shops in these troubled times. Currently delivering to Billingshurst, the service will extend to other local villages as demand increases. Visit www.billydairies.com for more info or to register. If your postcode is not yet covered just email info@billydairies.com. See page 6. Grahame

Cover: Chris (left) and Gareth, your new Billingshurst milkmen. See page 6 Food & drink Recipe: Pizza in a Pan . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 Kings Head pub . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .7 Health & wellbeing Age UK: Staying well in unprecedented times Katherine Finn, Hyphotherapist . . . . . . . . . . . . Park & Brown, Opticians . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Village Homecare Service . . . . . . . . . . . . Holly Stone, Hypnotherapist . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jo Dowding, Mobile hairdressing . . . . . . . . . . Just Care . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

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About the house GB Glazing Ltd . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . KJ Lammas Plumbing and Heating . . . . . MW Wingate Painting & Decorating . . . . N Francis Electrical . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . P&W Jordan Upholstery . . . . . . . . . . . . . Oven Cleaning Direct . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mike Lord Building . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Miss Mop . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . MPS Home Improvements Ltd . . . . . . . . AC Decor . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Evans Electrical . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Flow-Serve Plumbing, Drainage, Heating GJ Coles, Builder . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Goring Road Carpet Centre . . . . . . . . . . DM Handyman . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Sussex Carpet Brokers . . . . . . . . . . . . . . PJM, Building & Property Maintenance . Alba Plumbing . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Best Choice Roofing . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Heath Windows . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . JC Plumbing . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1A Acclaim Floor Care . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Apex Aerials . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Hamilton Cole, TV & Satellite Equipment Lee’s Locks . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Re-Nu Kitchens . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

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Features A Good Read . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .18 The Spaniel Diaries . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .26 Miranda Rijks, short story: Just desserts . . . . . . . .32 Little Tweeters! Yvonne Fleece: The Pond 3 . . . . . . . . . . . Dauxwood Pre-school: Spaces available . Renegades Youth Group: Lockdown larks Kids Page . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

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Garden Tweet! Garden View: Wellbeing and water JMB Gardening Services . . . . . . . Bygone Gardening . . . . . . . . . . . . Scriven Arboriculture . . . . . . . . . . . Village Nurseries . . . . . . . . . . . . . . DW Gardens . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Fix-Up Gardens . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jonathan Carter Tree Surgery . . . . REM Landscapes . . . . . . . . . . . . .

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Miscellaneous Professional Services & Businesses Omni Davis Insurance . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 Tulip Accounting . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 Flackwoods Solicitors . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .4 A/c’s Direct, Accounting . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 S&L Floristry . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .6 CAGNE (Against aircraft noise pollution) . . . . . . . . .7 NFU Mutual Insurance . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .8, 9 R Gold Construction . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .10 Jim Hills Sports Warehouse . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .11 Dandelion Farewells, funerals . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .13 Pest Man . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .28 Rudgwick Fencing . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .31 Ingfield Manor School: Job vacancies . . . . . . . . . .33 Fishers Adventure Farm Park . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .OBC Community/Out & About/Farming/Smallholding Ansells Vintage Market . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 Billingshurst Dairies . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .OFC, 6 St Mary’s Church: Pathways . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .10 Billingshurst 2nd Guides: Guides in lockdown . . . .13 John Nash’s Column: One Man in a Boat . . . . . . . .16 Billingshurst Parish Council . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .20, 21 Wey & Arun Canal Trust: Zachariah Keppel . . . . . .22 St Catherine’s Hospice: Telephone Buddy Scheme .30 Motoring and Private Hire Mac’s Private Hire . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Billingshurst Service, Repair & MOT Centre Petworth MOT Centre . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Sussex Towing Brackets . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A-Team Mechanics . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

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Games and quizzes Crossword . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4, 7 Spot the Difference . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .24, 35 Last But Not Least What’s On . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .36, 37 Advertisers Index . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .38

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Village Tweet Quick Crossword

Solution on page 7

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Pizza in a Pan

These really are the next best thing to a pizza from a pizza oven or a proper pizzeria

METHOD

1. Mix the flour, yeast, salt and sugar then stir in 325ml water to a smooth dough. Cover and put in the fridge for two to four days. Remember rapid yeast will activate faster and may only require two days, or even one if you’re in more of a hurry. 2. Tip on to a lightly floured surface. Divide into four roughly equal portions, shape into balls, cover and leave for two hours. 3. While the dough is rising take the cheese and toppings out of the fridge so that they come to room temperature. 4. Empty the tomatoes into a saucepan over a medium heat and simmer for about 30 minutes, until they form a thick sauce. Season to taste with salt and a pinch of sugar. 5. Once the dough has proved, flatten it into pizza bases to fit your pan. For reference my pan has a 26cm base. Heat the cast iron frying pan or skillet over a moderate-high heat. It’s ready when you drop a little water into the base and it instantly hisses and bounces. Preheat the grill to between moderate and high. 6. Lightly flour your hands then stretch the dough into a rough round, keeping the edges a bit thicker. Cook in the pan until the top starts to dry out then add some tomato sauce and mozzarella. Wait a minute before adding any other toppings. Leave in the pan until base begins to char. The first time I chickened out but as I got into the groove the subsequent pizzas were much better. When you’re happy with the bottom switch the pan to under the grill until the cheese bubbles and the edges brown. Finish with a few basil leaves.

Preparation time: Rise 2-5 days (yes this takes a little forward preparation but it’s so worth it!) Cooking time: 5 minutes + 35 mins Makes 4 pan-sized pizzas IMPORTANT - You cannot use a non-stick frying pan for this recipe. It has to be a cast iron pan or skillet

INGREDIENTS

Base 500g Strong white bread flour (But if you have any Italian 00 flour, it’s is even better). 1½ tsp dried active yeast. I did not have this throughout lockdown and used rapid dried yeast instead. I found that the rise time was quicker (2 days vs 4 days) so this might actually be a bonus 1 tsp table salt 1 tsp sugar Topping 1 400g tin chopped plum tomatoes 1 pack buffalo mozzarella 1 bunch basil Extra-virgin olive oil, to drizzle Plain is great but you can add any toppings you like. We made Pepperoni, ham and sweetcorn, and ham and pineapple.

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Food and drink / Floristry

Return of the Milk Round It’s bigger, better and in Billingshurst!

f you live in Billingshurst, you may have spotted locals Chris and Gareth out and about on their retro electric milk float. They have been delivering fresh, local, quality produce to local residents and it’s going down a storm. Children are fascinated by the strange looking vehicle, popping out of their homes to give them a wave, and adults are reminiscing about the 1980s and how milk in a bottle somehow tasted better. Billingshurst Dairies (billydairies.com) emerged during lockdown, with Chris and Gareth (who incidentally played together in local band T-Slammers) recognising the community desire for doorstep deliveries of quality food staples. Coupled with this, they wanted to provide a service that was ethical, sustainable and as environmentally friendly as possible while supporting local businesses. More than just milk, Billingshurst Dairies deliver freshly baked bread from Jengers Craft Bakery, butter and Sussex Charmer cheese from Rudgwick, eggs from Nelly’s Farm in Plaistow and offerings from The Kent & Sussex Tea & Coffee Co. Juices, yoghurts and much more. With flexible payment options, no delivery fee and the option to amend or cancel at any time, this friendly and personal service (Chris will answer your calls and help you with any

queries), appeals to everyone. It’s also perfect for the elderly and vulnerable in our community, who can’t easily get out to the shops. People have commented on Billingshurst Dairies’ Facebook page that milk tastes better from a glass bottle. Can that be true? Well, the facts are that this milk can be traced back to the same 50 farms. They have the highest animal welfare standards and ethical farming practices. Less time from cow to bottle + happy cows = tastier milk? According to the Government’s audit committee, the UK fails to recycle 15 million plastic bottles a day. Many of those that we do recycle are shipped abroad and incinerated or end up in rubbish dumps. Glass milk bottles can be reused up to 40 times and then recycled into new ones. The lockdown has certainly made many of us re-think our priorities and place higher value on local services and produce. By shopping with small local businesses, we are investing in our local economy and reducing our reliance on global supply chains. Currently servicing Billingshurst village, Billingshurst Dairies’ intention is to extend deliveries to include Wisborough Green, Five Oaks and other local villages soon. To find out more visit www.billydairies.com or email info@billydairies.com. Photo: Gareth (left) and Chris with their environmentally friendly electric milk float. See also front cover

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Village Tweet Quick Crossword Solution Puzzle on page 4 Across: 7, CASINO. 8, SCORCH. 9, OBOE. 10, TREKKERS. 11, RUBBER PLANT. 14, TROUSER SUIT. 18, SCOT FREE. 19, MINK. 20, ONIONS. 21, UNTRUE. Down: 1, HARBOUR. 2, RISE. 3, DOCTOR. 4, AS WELL. 5, BOOKINGS. 6, SCARY. 12, BAR STOOL. 13, LION CUB. 15, UNREST. 16, EYEFUL. 17, SCENT. 19, MOTH.

HAVE YOU GOT THE INSURANCE YOU NEED? When did you last walk around your house looking in cupboards to check your contents insurance is adequate? Do you live in a larger, higher-value home, or have a number of expensive items – perhaps jewellery and watches, fine art or collections, or even designer interiors with beautiful curtains and tech. Standard insurance may not be fully protecting you. You may be better protected by an insurance product which enables you to adapt your policy to meet your specific needs – such as agreeing values, increasing cover limits. WHAT IS UNDERINSURANCE? To be ‘underinsured’ means that the amount you’re covered for is less than the cost of rebuilding, replacing, or repairing. For example, if you had a fire at your home, and your ‘sums insured’ is only £30,000, but the actual cost to replace your contents is £100,000 then you’re underinsured and the reality is your policy won’t pay out beyond £30,000, leaving you with a hefty bill. DO YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU OWN? Try to take account of the true value of everything you own – both buildings and contents. If you’re unsure of the difference between the two, imagine your house could be lifted off the ground and tipped upside down. Everything that falls out is contents. The rest should be covered by buildings insurance. Also don’t forget about items such as artwork or jewellery that you might have inherited or purchased a long time ago – their value may have changed significantly. HOW CAN YOU BE CERTAIN EVERYTHING IS COVERED? Not only does Bespoke insurance from NFU Mutual offer many specialist features as standard, but unlike many other insurers who have moved online, the team at NFU Mutual value a real conversation with you to fully understand your needs, enabling them to tailor cover right down to the finest detail. Contact NFU Mutual Henfield on 01273 025715 to speak to Nick or Tracey or visit nfumutual.co.uk for more information.

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Take time to walk around your house and use the table below as a guide to the amount of contents you need to be insured for. Remember, you should look at how much items are to replace from new as in the event of a claim you can get new for old cover. Exclusions may apply. Living room

Bedrooms

Curtains

Clothes – including suits

Furniture

Shoes and handbags

Books and ornaments

Jewellery

Electrical appliances

Bed linen and curtains

Pictures

Furniture

Other

Electrical items

Kitchen/utility room

Other

Electrical appliances

Bathroom

Kitchenware e.g. pans, cutlery

Bath linen

Furniture Rugs Pictures and linen

Furniture

Other cupboards Dining room

Toiletries and make-up £

Other Other rooms

Office Garage

Diningware – china, glasses, silverware

Outbuildings

Other

Attic Other electrical appliances Other

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Religion

Pathways

ootpath signs lead us clearly as we navigate our beautiful Billi countryside. When so much else has had to shut down, these open pathways remained as a vital source of exercise and refreshment. Taking our walks locally has long been supported by these ancient way-markers. Knowing which way to go through woods and over fields is straightforward. In these uncertain times it is less clear how to plot our way forward in life as we look at an uncharted horizon in our nation and world. Questions of direction beset our hearts and minds. Our old map of life might not now seem so much use any more. Within our community individuals will have their personal challenges as well as the shared community ones. “Now which way do I go?” “What do I do?” “How do I fill my time?” “How do I enjoy my hobbies?” “How do I support my children?” “How can I worship?” “How do I take care of my health?” “How do I meet my friends?” Many will be wondering how to keep their business going. How to cope with redundancy. Even how to cope without a loved-one who has lost their life. The complicated choices we have been called to make have wearied many and the resilience within our community to “find a way,” “to help each other make sense of life,” has been commendable. This is a time when our individual and shared path

has been blocked by obstacles. Some have stopped us in our tracks while other hurdles have made us see the way ahead more clearly. The landscape about what is of greatest importance in life has been somehow clearer on the horizon. As freedoms of our life return to us bit by bit we will now have new ways of making our way through life. A new map of our normal pathways will be taking shape. Pathways are full of surprises. We were all catapulted into one because of the pandemic. The Bible paints a picture of God’s guiding and providing presence for all. Whatever we face there is a promised, constant companion who walks alongside and lightens our way along the darkest of paths. This loving guide knows in great detail our individual path. What came before. What lies ahead. The famous words of Psalm 23 will be familiar to many: “The LORD is my shepherd; I have everything I need. He lets me rest in fields of green grass and leads me to quiet pools of fresh water. He gives me new strength. He guides me in the right paths, as he has promised.” Our website (www.stmarysbillingshurst.org) continues to provide resources and information. Remember the Coronavirus support group in this area: billingshurst-support-group.org.

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Covid-19 / Health and wellbeing

Staying well in unprecedented times – Top Tips The following tips are adapted from The Royal Society of Occupational Therapists: l Establish a daily routine. Routines provide structure and purpose. l Balance your weekly routine so you have a good mix of activities and chores that have to be done, rest and leisure. l Think about which regular activities are most important to you. What are the important elements to these? Can you adapt them to carry out in the home? We have all seen TV clips of people exercising with a can of beans in each hand! l Set daily goals to provide purpose and a sense of achievement. This might include working through that list of the things you keep meaning to do but never get round to? Just think of that sense of achievement when you have done it. l Identify the triggers that make you feel low and look for ways to reduce or manage them. We have lived long enough now to know what sets us off or gets us down. Acknowledge this; it’s ok and perfectly normal to have these feelings and then steer yourself to do something more nourishing. l Talk with family, friends and neighbours to help them understand how you feel and how they can help. Remember that it does us all good to have a chat with someone else to see how they are doing

and it also provides us with respite from our own anxiety. l Take care of yourself. Eat and drink healthily with plenty of fruit, vegetables and water to support your immune function and energy levels. Give yourself a treat, a bubble bath, comforting TV, sit in the sun with a cup of tea, smell the roses, watch the birds… l Avoid staying still for too long. Exercise and regular movement will maintain fitness and strength. Use it or lose it! Put on a favourite CD or the radio and dance while no one is watching! l Establish a good sleep routine. If you are struggling, try to avoid tea and coffee in the late afternoon and evening, take a bath, listen to gentle music or do some deep breathing exercises. Some people recommend keeping a journal or a gratitude log, write down those thoughts and drift off! l Keep in touch. Arrange to speak to someone most days on the phone, or over the garden fence (observing social distancing of course!). A neighbour or friend will appreciate your call. Please remember that Age UK Horsham District (tel: 01403 260560 and Silver Line tel: 0800 470 8090) are there to talk to too. Nicky Fuller, Rural Outreach Development Worker Age UK Horsham District

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2nd Billingshurst Guides find new skills in lockdown

irlguiding introduced a new programme at the start of September 2019; we have been exploring the new awards and badges since then. During the lockdown period we have been unable to have faceto-face guiding, so we have encouraged the girls to achieve interest badges for their Gold Award independently at home. The work the girls have produced has been amazing; the most popular badges have been Confectionery, Photography, Upcycling, Mixology and Natural Remedies. We are now having Zoom meetings to enable a bit of social contact and routine again and keep doing the fun guiding activities the girls love. So far we have been doing quizzes, learning sign language and having a long awaited catch up with the girls. Alice has turned a metal shelf unit and tin cans into a fabulous strawberry planter which is now producing yummy fruit for her family. Evelyn has

turned an old skirt into a new stylish bag. Following on from her success of bag making, she has made more bags and sold them to friends and family raising money for her favourite charities. Maddie used scraps of material to make a quilt and Hannah turned old tin cans into useful stationary pots. Hannah has made kiwi lip scrub for the Natural Remedies badge and body butter which is the best hand cream I have used in lockdown! Many of the girls have been making some yummy cakes including fudge, chocolate tiffin, truffles and macarons. If you want to be part of Girlguiding register at www.girlguiding.org.uk/joinus Natalie Evans, Unit Leader, 2nd Billingshurst Guides Left: Alice with her strawberry planter made from an old shelf unit and tin cans Right: Elelyn with her stylish bag made from an old skirt

Judith Dandy Independent Funeral Director Dandelion Farewells warmly invites you to contact us if you have any questions about the funeral you need to arrange. We are committed to enabling families to plan a funeral that is personal, meaningful and affordable. We will support you to create a farewell that is appropriate and unique, thereby taking away much of the strain of planning such a signi昀cant event. We will be with you every step of the way. Church View, Billingshurst Road Wisborough Green, West Sussex RH14 0DY

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Little Tweeters / Health and wellbeing

The Pond – 3

Once upon a time on a small farm near Billingshurst…

he lockdown proved to be a wonderful opportunity for several projects on Nanny’s agenda; the pond being the central one. After the rain came and went, the pond dried out and finally she was able to remove the big black plastic sheet. (She’d used that to cover an area of waste ground where next year’s project might take place just to keep weeds down). And after chipping away at the edges the pond was ready. Now the pond liner and underlay could leave their place on the front porch and fulfil their destiny. The underlay was in two pieces so Nanny could lay that herself, albeit with difficulty. Getting in and out of the pond was quite difficult considering her tendency to wobble. When the underlay was finished (half a day’s work), she unwrapped the pond liner and nearly wept when she saw how big it was and how awkward it would be to do it ‘Miracle of miracles, the by herself. Stubbornly she waved it about a bit wondering which way it should go. But just then, with perfect timing, Anne wandered down to check progress and was instantly conscripted into helping. Mary came down too and volunteered to help. With all that womanpower the liner was finally placed in the pond hole and anchored in place. The next job was to fill the pond. The next day the hose was rolled out and turned on. Nanny, knowing getting in and out of the pond was difficult, asked Mary to help again – as the water started to fill the pond area, Mary could smooth out the wrinkles and edges. Mary did just that – knee deep in cold water, she smoothed and tucked the liner until it was just right. When she had finished, they left the pond to fill. And when it was full, it was splendid, the water edging the liner

made it look a bit like a swimming pool (if you squinted a little). There were two more tasks to do: the pump and the edges. The pump came first. The power socket was in the swimming pool shed. (The pool, by the way, was full and ready for use.) A long outside length of electric wire – 50 metres – was bought as well as pump, RCD plug, and other plugs. Nanny learned how to wire up a plug after Grandad got cross because the outside wire’s inside bits were very thick and stiff and too much of a challenge. By following the instructions and being determined the plugs were wired up. The pump was tucked into a waterproof container by the pond and the other end of the electric lead was taken along the fenceline to the swimming pool. What fun that was! The fence had been lined with screening so next pump worked wonderfully’ door’s blackberries couldn’t come through. That did not stop them from trying though and it had been an ongoing battle to keep them at bay. Nevertheless, their thorns made threading the lead along the fence, through the chicken pen, behind the chicken house, past the small greenhouse and then through the corner garden to the pool shed hazardous indeed. When the lead was finally through, Nanny – covered in scratches – plugged the end in and turned the electricity on. Back at the pond Nanny climbed into the pond (two levels: knee deep and thigh deep) and placed the pump on a slab at the edge of the two levels, clambered out and switched the pump on. Miracle of miracles, the pump worked wonderfully. But that is not all. Oh no, that is not all… To be continued… Yvonne Fleece Photo: ‘Gary’

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One man in a boat… John Nash is a retired, well sort of retired, fruit farm manager in Kirdford who enjoys scribbling about life on the farm from the now to days gone by.

’m writing this as June nears its end. So I’m afraid I cannot know how far we have travelled on the path of the Covid-19’s progress at the time of reading. I can only hope that you are all safe and that the worst part of the pandemic is now behind us all. Anyway, today... I wish to impart a vital warning to those of you who are, like me, a little way past the peak of fitness and are finding that joints and muscles are not quite at their most responsive in moments of stress. Do not – and I make no apologies for repeating this for those who may be hard of hearing! – DO NOT GO CANOEING! Those of you who know Sally’s farm are familiar with the lovely three-acre reservoir that was used for irrigating and frost protecting the orchards in days gone by. Now it stands with nothing to do but look pretty and give a home to the fish and water fowl. With the easing of the lockdown my dear daughter thought it appropriate to make use of it by bringing over her canoes and having a little paddling excercise… The day was sunny and warm, the water calm and placid. Would I like a go? Me? Of course I would. I was fit, I was strong, I was keen. I wasn’t of course! Well, not qute true. I was keen. But on everything else I was sadly lacking. Her canoes are strong, two-man, blow-up beasts, and once inflated they do indeed look very impressive. Now our reservoir has no launch slope. Just a

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A Good Read August’s selection of summer reading The Testaments – Margaret Atwood Coming 30 years after her best selling The Handmaid’s Tale, readers have had a long wait for this sequel. The success of the recent television series has certainly brought in new fans, anxious to know what happens and whether Gilead will ever be brought down. Here Atwood tries to give us some answers. For those not familiar, the original novel told the story of America in the not so distant future where a totalitarian state has been established in the east of the country after a civil war. Women’s rights have been taken away from them and are subjugated in this patriarchal society. This sequel tells us what happened next from the perspective of three women: Aunt Lydia, familiar to readers from the first novel, Agnes, a young woman living in Gilead, and Daisy, a young woman living in Canada. Here we learn something of how Gilead came to be in flash back accounts from Aunt Lydia, how the outside world sees Gilead, and the lifechanging decisions that are made for young girls in Gilead by society. As a fan of the original I found this to be a gripping read that did not detract from the power of the 1985 novel. Is it a satisfying ending? Is everything resolved with the end of Gilead? That would be telling too much, and I’ll leave it up to you to make that discovery. Willow Coby TO DEL MO THE 9,0 IVE NT ON 00 RED HLY LY HO BY M ME R AG S IN OYA YO L MA UR IL AR EA

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BILLINGSHURST NEIGHBOURHOOD DEVELOPMENT PLAN In light of recent announcements regarding COVID-19 Horsham District Council to reviewed its protocols regarding the consultation process for neighbourhood plans, a number of which were published for public consultation shortly before the government imposed the nationwide lockdown. In order to continue to progress neighbourhood plans, we have made a decision to continue with the consultation process with measures we feel are in accordance to the government guidelines. Billingshurst Parish Council has prepared a Neighbourhood Development Plan (BNP). The Plan sets out a vision for the future of the parish and planning policies which will be used to determine planning applications locally. In accordance with Regulation 16 of the Neighbourhood Planning Regulations 2012 (as amended), the BNP and associated documents will go out to consultation: Wednesday 17th June to Wednesday 12th August 2020 for 8 weeks inviting representations on the draft submission plan, basic conditions statement, consultation statement and the Strategic Environmental Assessment (SEA) screening opinion. Copies of the BNP Neighbourhood Plan and supporting documents are available to view on the Horsham District Council’s website: https://www.horsham.gov.uk/planningpolicy/planning-policy/currentconsultations Documents will not be made available in deposit locations due to the current COVID-19 pandemic. If local residents have difficulty in engaging online we have provided a telephone number and email addresses below. Please leave your details for an officer to contact you back if they need further information. This arrangement will be under review throughout the consultation period. Email: neighbourhood.planning@horsham.gov.uk and SAS@southdowns.gov.uk Telephone: 01403 215398 We encourage those responding to use our online consultation system which is available on our website, at the above web address. All representations must arrive no later than 12am (midnight) on Wednesday 12th August 2020. NOTIFICATION Any representations may include a request to be notified of the local planning authority’s decision under regulation 19 in relation to the neighbourhood development plan. Horsham District Council will process the information you provide in a manner that is compatible with the General Data Protection Regulations (GDPR). PLEASE BE AWARE THAT ALL REPRESENTATIONS RECEIVED BY THE AUTHORITY WILL BE MADE PUBLICLY AVAILABLE (IN DUE COURSE). THESE WILL BE IDENTIFIABLE BY NAME AND WHERE APPLICABLE ORGANISATON.

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Trip boat makes a spectacular return

he Wey & Arun Canal Trust’s trip boat Zachariah Keppel made a spectacular return to its home at Loxwood, West Sussex in June after spending several months away for repairs. The boat was floated along the Thames from All 4 Marine yard in Chertsey to Penton Hook Marina, where it was transported by lorry to the wharf at Loxwood, and lifted by a 76-tonne crane over the towpath and into the canal. The unusual sight of a 50ft long, eight-tonne narrowboat sailing through the air created quite a stir, and was filmed by a BBC South team for a piece on that evening’s programme. Zachariah Keppel was taken to the boatyard in January as it had developed rusty steelwork and the decision was made to appoint professional boat repairers to carry out the work required to allow the boat to be deemed passenger-worthy again.

With the rusty internal fittings replaced and the hull buffed off internally and externally, primed and painted with black bitumastic paint, the 45year-old vessel has been given another 10-15 years of life. The boat was named after Zachariah Keppel, a builder from Alfold, who was the contractor responsible for building the Wey & Arun canal. He went bankrupt and had to give up the job before it was completed. Now that Zachariah Keppel is back home, volunteers will replace her ballast and flooring, making her ready to take passengers when government restrictions allow. Gill Davies, Press and Publications Assistant Left: 76-tonne crane lifts the Zachariah Keppel Right: BBC South photographer films the spectacle

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i folks, it’s been a while. We are still in strange times, I’m missing my trips to the New Forest but Mum seems happy and is going on about a place called Wales. Apparently we boys are going to love it and it looks like we might be able to go! Another thing that I’m not so impressed with is our training classes have started again, I had become quite used to doing my own thing lately and I know better than Mum anyway – no way could she sniff out rabbits like I can! Maverick is enjoying training of course, but then he’s an idiot and needs to be told what to do. I told him it’s absolutely fine to chew up his bed – Mum wasn’t impressed and I did snigger, then she bought him a new one – can you believe it? I must work on getting him to chew mine up so I get a new one too. We have been doing a lot of gardening lately, I am an ace hole-digger. Mum fills them in, I dig them out again. Maverick goes around biting the heads off the flowers, I mean what sort of idiot does that? He also eats snails, he’s such a disgusting creature. Still, it means he gets wormed more often as Mum was muttering something about lungworm; it doesn’t sound very nice whatever it is. I have had several disgusting ticks on me, I hate them but Mum is good and takes them off with her little tool; they leave a little bump where they have bitten me but Mum makes sure I’m nice and clean so it’s not too bad. I do, however, object to the disgusting stuff she puts on the back of our necks to stop any itchy nasties living in our fur. It’s horrible and it stinks, I think I would rather take my chances with the fleas! I try to hide as soon as I get a whiff of

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arl, a patient under the care of St Catherine’s Hospice, has been speaking to volunteer, Graham, once a week as part of St Catherine’s new Telephone Buddy scheme. The scheme was recently set up to make sure patients, who’ve temporarily had to stop attending the hospice’s Living Well Centre due to Covid-19, remain connected to St Catherine’s by having a regular, social call with a volunteer. Here Earl and Graham share their experiences of the scheme: Earl said, “Due to my health issues, I was attending St Catherine’s Living Well Centre every Wednesday before lockdown. I’d got to know Graham while I’d been going to Living Well, so being paired up with him as part of the hospice’s new Telephone Buddy scheme was a continuation of that. When one of the nurses told me about the scheme I asked if I could speak with Graham because I already knew him. Everything is driven by my needs as the patient.” Graham adds, “I’ve been volunteering at the hospice for seven and a half years and was really pleased to be asked to help while I’m not able to be at the hospice volunteering. It means a lot that I can still do something to support patients and St Catherine’s and not just sit around for months. Earl and I had already met at the Living Well Centre. We get on very well and already have a rapport with one another. Earl really took to my meditation sessions and my professional career was as a policeman. Earl was a policeman in New Zealand for a while, so we have similar interests.” The pair have been catching up together on the phone for over a month now. Earl says, “We usually have our call at 10.30am for about an hour on Wednesdays. We’ve got lots of things in common and we talk about everything, no subject is barred. Sometimes, we agree to disagree on things but it’s not a problem as we can each present our views.” Graham agrees, “Conversation flows naturally and it’s like having a chat with a friend. Earl’s an easygoing guy and we always find lots to talk about. It’s like being together at the hospice for an hour, it’s just the service has been adapted. Earl’s illness is a very small part of it. I’ll check in on his general wellbeing but mostly we discuss our past experiences, the world in general, anything. We both look forward to our call.” Earl adds, “A lot of laughing goes on! The call is something to look forward to each week and it’s all positive as far as I’m concerned.” Graham says the guidance and support for volunteers taking part in the scheme has been

fantastic too. He said, “I’m chuffed to be able to do this. It’s an enlightened scheme. St Catherine’s is all about giving patients as normal a life as possible and the hospice is still doing that for them now. It’s just it has to be over the phone rather than face-to-face at the moment.” The Telephone Buddy scheme was set up to help people under the care of St Catherine’s feel less isolated during the pandemic and this is something that Graham thinks it does really well. “It gives people a friendly voice to chat to and lets them know, that even if they can’t attend the hospice in person, St Catherine’s is still there for them,” he said. “They know they’re not forgotten, it’s just the world has changed. For some patients, it’s not so much about who is calling them, it’s more about keeping in touch with the hospice in a different way to talking to a nurse. Many patients love coming into the Living Well Centre and for some of them it’s the highlight of their week. It must be difficult not being able to do that at the moment.” Earl agrees the buddy scheme is important for people like him. He said, “It’s made a real difference. I’m classified as extremely vulnerable so I’m not able to go out and I only get the odd conversation with people. Speaking to Graham each week has been a lifeline. I live with my wife, but for other people who can’t physically access the hospice or who live alone, this scheme must be a godsend.” Graham said, “It’s really nice to know the scheme is making a difference. It’s comforting for people to know somebody is there, and it spreads the load for staff too. I’ve got the time to do this and I feel very lucky and privileged to be able to. It’s difficult times for all of us but it means a lot to still offer my services to wonderful people like Earl and to St Catherine’s. Some parts of our normal world might be shut down but the good work of the hospice isn’t. It’s a brave new world, but one good thing that’s come out of all of this is that people are being more friendly and talking to one another more. I hope that continues as life gets back to normal.” Earl hopes the scheme will continue even when he’s able to return to St Catherine’s Living Well Centre. He said, “My calls with Graham work really well. We both want it to continue even when I’m able to visit the Living Well Centre again. It’s a great way to reach more people who need the hospice.” To help St Catherine’s support more people in your community through this crisis and beyond, please visit: www.stch.org.uk/donate. Laura Mitchell, St Catherine’s Hospice Photo: Graham, a volunteer at St Catherine’s Hospice and a volunteer to the hospice’s new Telephone Buddy scheme

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Just Desserts A short story written exclusively for Village Tweet by local author Miranda Rijks 2020 Like all students of her generation, Anna’s plans had flown out of the window. What she hadn’t expected was a rent demand from their landlord. After a flurry of e-mails, it came to light that her flatmate Jon, hadn’t paid his half. “I’m not paying the rent.” Jon’s What’sApp message read. “What do you mean?” Anna’s fingers flew across the screen of her phone. “I’ve gone home so I’m not paying.” “But you can’t just not pay. We signed a lease together. We’re both liable.” “Not my problem. I’m on the other side of the world.” Anna tugged at her long curly hair. She was studying law. She knew perfectly well that under the terms of her lease, if Jon defaulted, she’d be responsible for his half of the rent. She paced up and down the small flat, a knot of panic curdling in her stomach. She wanted to be a lawyer. She couldn’t afford to default on her lease but at the same time she couldn’t afford to pay the full whack. It was so unfair. Jon’s family were taking advantage of Covid-19. She walked into his room and stared at his belongings. Two of the designer jackets hanging in his wardrobe would cover his portion of a month’s rent. She rang her mum, but Louise couldn’t help. She’d been furloughed and there was barely enough money to pay the mortgage. Louise was sympathetic and very proud of Anna, the first member of their family to go to university. She was amazed by Anna’s highfalutin plans to become a lawyer. Most of their family were on the wrong side of the law. Anna wrote to the landlord. The reply was swift and unrelenting. He would offer her a 10% discount, but she was responsible for the full amount. A lease had been signed and she had to abide by it. Anna sent Jon a long imploring e-mail. It went unanswered. Anna and Jon had been flatmates for two years and had become good friends. For a couple of days, she wondered if something had happened to Jon. Had he or members of his family succumbed to Covid-19? Had they gone bankrupt? But no. Jon popped up on Instagram, prancing around his parents’ outdoor swimming pool, palm trees gently swaying in the breeze. Anna asked one of her university tutors for advice. “You can’t sue him so long as he is out of the country. You’ve got no choice but to pay his portion.” Anna raided her savings, the money she had saved the past three years working in a coffee shop; the money she put aside to support herself through law college. She sold as many of her things as she could: not easy during lockdown. There was a moratorium on evictions, so Anna knew the landlord couldn’t chuck her out, but even so a debt is a debt. She didn’t have enough money. What could she do? There were so many people in a much more

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Table Tennis. St Mary’s Room, East St, Billingshurst, 2-4pm. An informal sociable group for all ages. Newcomers welcome, tea & biscuits included, £1 (goes to church funds). Tony, tel: (01403) 783496 Every 2nd Rotary Club. Blacksmiths Arms, Adversane. 7.30pm. Supper (£13) & talk. Visitors welcome. Social activities & 4th Mon & occasional business meetings. Stuart Pullen, Attendance Secretary, tel: (01798) 873791 or 07967 159034 Every Mon, Shipley Men’s Shed. Shipley football ground off Dragon’s Lane. Part of the international Men’s Shed Tues & Weds organisation. For men interested in woodwork or wish to spend time with like-minded, local chaps. www.HorshamShipleyCommunityProject.org. Tel: 07786 070939 or email philipgibbs669@gmail.com Every Mon Wisborough Green Short Mat Bowls Club. Village Hall. Mons 2.30-4.30pm, Weds 1.30-3.30pm. & Weds New members & visitors welcome. £2.50 (includes Tea/Coffee & biscuits). Trial session free for newcomers. Further information: www.wisboroughgreen.org or contact Keith Carter on 01403 700502 Every Tues Stitch & Knit. Six Bells, Billingshurst. 7-9.30pm. Welcoming & helpful, just bring your project & make new friends. No fees. Sarah, tel: 07817 699865 (leave message) Every Tues Billingshurst Short Mat Bowls. Suspended until further notice due to Coronavirus Every Tues Billingshurst Choral Society rehearsal. Billingshurst Primary School, 7.30-9.45pm during term time. New members always welcome. For details see www.billingshurstchoralsociety.org Every Tues Slinfold Concert Band rehearsal. Slinfold Village Hall from 7.30-9.30pm. Brass, woodwind and percussion players all welcome. www.slinfoldconcertband.org Every Tues Billingshurst Youth Club. Women’s Hall, High St, Billingshurst, 7.30-9pm, term-time. 11-16 years. Varied activities such as indoor obstacle course, miniature football tournaments and crafts. £1 per session. Contact Ben Sheldon, Community Youth Worker, tel: 07763 302456, e-mail: ben.sheldon@horsham-matters.org.uk Every Tues Walking Football. 10-11am. Holbrook Club, Horsham (winter) or Shipley football ground off Dragon’s Lane. (Check website or phone for venue.) Followed by refreshments. Men & women welcome. www.HorshamShipleyCommunityProject.org. Tel: 07786 070939 or email philipgibbs669@gmail.com Every Tues Drop in Baby Zone! St Mary’s Room, East Street, Billingshurst. 1.30-3pm. Meet other parents and their babies. Every week except between Xmas & New Year. Emma: babies@stmarysbillingshurst.org Every Tues Neighbourhood Warden drop-in sessions. Billingshurst Community & Conference Centre. 12-2pm Every Tues Preschool Ballet and street dance classes. Jubilee Fields, Billingshurst. VMA Dance run fun, friendly & Thurs classes for preschool children. Free trial then £4pw pre-booked. 07879 773705 www.vmadance.co.uk Every Tues Petanque Club. Meets at Shipley Football Ground, 10.15am for 10.30 start (in the summer months & Fri meet Friday, 6.30pm). Coffee after. All equipment provided. All ages and abilities welcome. www.HorshamShipleyCommunityProject.org. Melanie, tel: (01403) 782134 or email: melcjrob@gmail.com Every Weds Horsham Accordion Band. Practises in Slinfold Chapel from 7.30-9.30pm. Varied repertoire. Band Leader Mags Fisher tel: (01403) 790717 or email: magsfisher@btinternet.com Every Weds The Millennium Bridge Club. Storrington Village Hall, 1.30-4.30pm. All abilities. Please contact: Barbara: (01903) 741365 or daisy.campling@btinternet.com Every Weds Line dancing. St Gabriel’s Church Hall 7-10 pm. All levels welcome, beginners from 7pm. Details from Maureen 07774 828282 Every Weds Billingshurst Bell Ringing practice. St Mary’s Church, Billingshurst. 7.30-9.15pm. New learners and visitors welcome, just turn up. For information email Kathy at kathyfitzp@hotmail.co.uk Every Weds The Leconfield Singers. United Reformed Church, Petworth. 8-10pm. Mixed voice non-audition community choir. Newcomers welcome. More details and term times see www.leconfieldsingers.co.uk Every Weds Billingshurst Rock Choir. Primary School. 7.30-9pm, term times. No experience required. A friendly choir singing upbeat pop, rock and Motown. Book a FREE taster session at www.rockchoir.com Every 2nd BilliUke: Billingshurst’s Own Ukulele Jam! The Six Bells, from 7.30pm. If you already have a & 4th Weds ukulele, or are thinking about getting one, please come along and join us. It’s a fun couple of hours and you also get to make new friends from the village and beyond. www.billiuke.com Every Thurs Stitch & Knit. 10am-12.30pm. We rove round local cafés & car share, lifts may be possible. Welcoming & helpful, just bring your project. No fees. Sarah, tel: 07817 699865 (leave message) Every Thurs HDC Health Walk. Billingshurst (2). All HDC walks cancelled due to Coronavirus Every Thurs Wildlife walkabouts. RSPB Pulborough Brooks Nature Reserve, Wiggonholt, RH20 2EL. 10am-12 noon. Our regular gentle ramble is an ideal introduction to some of our very special wildlife. £8 per person (£2.50 for RSPB members). (01798) 875851. www.rspb.org.uk/pulboroughbrooks Every Thurs Spy Café. Temporarily closed due to Coronavirus Every Fri Billingshurst Bowling Club Open Evenings. Temporarily suspended due to Coronavirus Every Fri Open days at The Blue Idol. Temporarily suspended due to Coronavirus. Updates: www.blueidol.org VMA Dance classes for children 2-18yrs. Jubilee Fields, Billingshurst. Classes in Ballet, Street Dance Every Fri & Contemporary. Free Trial available then £5pw pre-booked. 07879 773705 www.vmadance.co.uk Every Fri Nationwide Building Society. Billingshurst Community Centre. Cancelled due to Coronavirus Every Sat Indoor table top sale and market. Ansell’s Yard, Kirdford Road, Wisborough Green, RH14 0DD. 10am-2pm. No entrance fee. Tables £5 (must be pre-booked). 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ADVERTISERS INDEX August 2020 1A Acclaim Floor Care ......................26 A-Team Mechanics............................35 A/c’s Direct, Accounting ......................5 AC Decor...........................................18 Alba Plumbing...................................25 Ansells Market.....................................3 Apex Aerials ......................................27 Best Choice Roofing .........................25 Billingshurst Parish Council ........20, 21 Billingshurst Service, Repair & MOT Centre ..................................34 Bygone Gardening ............................29 CAGNE ...............................................7 Dandelion Farewells, funerals...........13 Dauxwood Pre-school.......................37 DM Handyman ..................................22 DW Gardens .....................................31 Evans Electrical.................................19 Fishers Farm Park.........................OBC Fix-Up Gardens.................................31 Flackwoods Solicitors..........................4 Flow-serve Plumbing, Drainage, Heating..........................................19

GB Glazing Ltd..................................15 GJ Coles, builder ..............................19 Goring Road Carpet Centre..............19 Hamilton Cole TV & Satellite Equipment .....................................27 Heath Windows Ltd (Southern).........25 Holly Stone Hypnotherapy ................13 Ingfield Manor School .......................33 JC Plumbing......................................25 Jim Hills Sports Warehouse ..............11 JMB Gardening Services ..................28 Jo Dowding, mobile hair....................14 Jonathan Carter Tree Surgery ..........31 Just Care...........................................14 Katherine Finn Hypnotherapy ...........12 Kings Head pub ..................................7 KJ Lammas Plumbing & Heating ......15 Lee’s Locks .......................................27 Mac’s Private Hire...............................7 Mike Lord Building ............................17 Miss Mop Domestic Cleaning ...........17 MW Wingate Painting & Decorating .15 MPS Home Improvements Ltd..........17

N Francis Electrical Ltd.....................15 NFU Mutual Insurance....................8, 9 Omni Davis Insurance.........................3 Oven Cleaning Direct........................16 P&W Jordan Upholstery....................15 Park & Brown, opticians....................12 Pest Man...........................................28 Petworth MOT Centre .......................34 PJM Building & Property Maintenance .24 R Gold Construction..........................10 REM Landscapes..............................31 Re-Nu Kitchens.................................27 Rudgwick Fencing.............................31 S&L Floristry........................................6 Scriven Arboriculture.........................29 St Mary’s church ...............................10 Sussex Carpet Brokers .....................23 Sussex Towing Brackets ...................35 Tulip Accounting..................................3 Village Homecare..............................12 Village Nurseries ...............................29

The Renegades’ Lockdown larks

rom bat boxes and pizza making, to archery and landscape painting, the Renegades Youth Group has continued to try and challenge and stimulate the children throughout the lockdown. Lockdown is tough on everyone but arguably the young are finding it a particularly hard time. With schools mostly closed until September, they are cut off from the people they care most about – their friends – and forced to spend their entire time with their parents. At a time when they want more control over their lives, they have less than ever and their worlds are shrinking. To try and help, the Renegades have their own WhatsApp group to maintain peer support and social contact, and we have kept both the routine of Monday evening meetings (albeit via Zoom and despite the nightmare of rural broadband) and the structure of new challenges to minimise as much as possible the boredom factor. And, just to make them laugh, some of the silliest films, memes and jokes have been whizzing through the cyber sphere. The parent helpers have come up with a range of ideas to keep the children occupied – they have put together a variety of hand-made kits to make, including paracord survival bracelets, bat boxes and onegar catapults, which all proved very popular. We have also been creating ‘how to’ videos to enable

the children to try other activities. One video showed how to make the perfect pizza dough and therefore the perfect pizza! The video was shot in stages and, beyond the recipe, demonstrated the crucial skill of stretching the dough and using gravity to help create the right shape and thinness. Since some of the restrictions were eased but with still a current maximum of six meeting up and everything done outside, we have moved to create special interest groups each night of the week. Mondays and Fridays are archery nights (pictured) – these are hugely popular with the children so we need to run two nights with two sessions each night (without any overlap). Tuesday is carpentry, Wednesday is Drama and Thursday is Art… and we have already done a socially distant hike into the woods to encourage them to have a go at landscape painting. Because of the carpentry sessions we are on the lookout for any carpentry or engineering tools that you may have gathering dust in the shed – we would be very grateful for the donation. The Renegades is a local youth group for all children in The Weald catchment area aged 10-16. Membership costs just £10 a month, contact Gareth Miller on 07801 862550. Vanda Rumney

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