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"INHUMANE AND DEGRADING" By OLIVER TODD

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AN EX-STUDENT of the University of York has criticised the University for its alleged “institutionalised” culture of racism. The student in question described her treatment at the University's hands as “inhumane” and “degrading” during her three years at York between 2008 and 2011. The racist incidents have been described as continuing and cumulative acts of racial harassment, bullying, discrimination and institutional racism.

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YORK VISION Tuesday June 12, 2012

ENVIRO-MENTAL

By Joe Softley THE UNIVERSITY of York has slipped further down the 'People and Planet' green league, casting further doubt on its environmental credentials. The University came 126th out of the 145 universities ranked, down from 83rd in 2011. York scored 25 green points out of the 70 available. The annual table grades universities on criteria as varied as ethical investment, carbon management and student and staff engagement.

York scored only 1 of the available 10 points for Carbon reduction, with emissions increasing by 0.67% since 2005. Similarly, the University only managed to achieve one of the possible six points for renewable energy, with none of its purchased electricity coming from renewable sources and no on-site energy generated from Low or Zero-Carbon energy sources. The results come despite the new University green initiatives, reported by Vision last month, including the installation of two CHP plants and biomass plants which hope to cut 7,380

YOURWEEK Good Week for those nominated for Friday night's YUSU Awards, including Vision!

Bad Week for students that have finished exams, only to find that outside its raining.

Photo of the Week: Students pack out The Courtyard to watch England vs France at Euro 2012

tonnes of carbon emissions. David Duncan, University registrar and secretary, and recently appointed co-champion of sustainability, told Vision, “This league table does not reflect the real progress York has made in areas such as traffic reduction, recycling and awareness raising. However, we recognise we have much more to do to promote and advance environmental sustainability." “In addition to major projects such as the introduction of environmentally friendly heat and power plant, we are analysing these results carefully and

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How many Big D tickets were still available when Vision went to print.

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number of postcards 'Ring of Care' organisers are 2012 The planning on stringing round the lake this week. Got an opinion? Get involved at www.yorkvision.co.uk Or contact us at vision@yusu.org

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identifying specific action points for the next two years. We would like to work closely with the York People and Planet Society in implementing these.” YUSU President Tim Ellis said that he didn't feel the University took green issues seriously enough. "I've have already brought up our huge drop in the People and Planet League table with the University Registrar and the Vice-Chancellor and I hope we can see a real renewed effort from the University to make environmental sustainability a focus for the year ahead."

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Tuesday June 12, 2012

DERWENT FRESHER AWARDS SPARKS CONTROVERSY

MOST LIKELY TO... OFFEND? knight defended the criticism, telling Vision: "The Fresher Awards are a bit of light-hearted fun, and only a small part of a three week programme of fun and activities designed to involve everyone in Derwent."

By Sam earle DERWENT HAVE been forced to make changes to the categories of their annual Fresher Awards following accusations of homophobia. The Derwent Fresher Awards, organised by the college’s Bar Reps, are set to take place on the 21st of June. Originally there were 16 separate categories, with several of them raising controversy for perceived offensiveness and insensitivity.

"UNDER-TONED HOMOPHOBIA" The awards were set to include categories such as ‘Most likely to…Marry a Thai Bride’ and ‘The Truelad.com Award’ for the “biggest lad.” Particular complaints, however, were aimed at the ‘Most… In the Closet’ category. Within a few hours of being uploaded onto Facebook, the award drew numerous complaints from angered Derwent students.

"LIGHT HEARTED FUN"

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YUSU LGBT officer Leon Morris told Vision “I was rather surprised to see the award. Whilst I may understand that the awards are a laugh,this was unacceptable.” “This under-toned homophobia and potential 'outing' of students is unfair and could only have further affects upon Derwent's reputation in this area. Derwent has no elected LGBT rep so it is very difficult to see why LGBT students wouldn't feel alienated from the college in the

GREEN GAFFE By derek williams THE UNIVERSITY of York Green Party has faced strong criticism after the latest in a string of recent gaffes. During last week's Diamond Jubilee celebrations, an email was sent to their entire mailing list calling for the Queen's execution. The message, which was headed "Vive Le [sic] Republique", was sent by the society's secretary, Alfie van den Bos. The opening line read "The Queen must die so the nation may live."

"THE QUEEN MUST DIE" The email attracted a significant amount of attention on Twitter from across the country after a member of the University's Labour Club called for an apology. One individual who was particularly offended, tweeted suggesting that the incident should be reported to the police. Another called for Green Party leader Caroline Lucas to take action. The Greens quickly apologised for the indiscretion in an email sent two hours later, which clarified that the statement had been "intended as a joke" and that it should not in any way be taken seriously as "the Greens at all levels are a pacifist party who do not believe in hurting others."

Mr van den Bos also apologised in a personal capacity on Twitter, writing that it was "an unfunny joke gone wrong" and highlighting that whilst the Green Party opposes the monarchy they "do not endorse regicide."

"TONGUE IN CHEEK" The Greens' current chair, Lisa Camps, played down the situation, commented that the club's emails are "very tongue-in-cheek." Camps has also come under fire in the past week for being billed as speaking in defence of Hugo Chávez at an NGS event held on campus. This led to York student and UKIP supporter Jacob Campbell branding the Greens as "a bunch of nasty extremists" and described Camps as "an apologist for authoritarian regimes" in a recent blog post. Camps made light of Mr Campbell's accusations, adding that she was speaking in a personal capacity and "advocating the policies of a democratically elected president." Van den Bos spoke to Vision, "Our weekly newsletter is always written in a light-hearted fashion that often takes a candid view of politics. We apologise for any offence caused. Clearly we wish no harm upon the royal family even though we disagree with any form of hereditary power."

first place. “I've met up with the Welfare Reps and the Bar Reps and have spoken through everything that I was concerned with. I don't believe that the Bar Reps understood the implications that the award would have upon their image as a college. Merely 'joking' about homophobia and pinning Derwent's name to the award is homophobic and puts the college at the risk of gaining that description.” Derwent Chair Franscesca

However, whilst the decision by the Bar Reps to remove the award pleased most, with Leon Morris praising the “swift reaction from the JCRC Committee”, some students were not so happy. Ric Morris, Derwent secondyear student, sympathised with the Bar Reps as “only having a laugh”, suggesting they bring in “a ‘Can’t Take Banter’ award instead.” Derwent Fresher Joel Brocklehurst, meanwhile, simply thought the very public debate which unfurled was entertaining. “Certainly if there was a ‘Most Argumentative College’ award, I’d nominate Derwent – we accommodate many a keyboard warrior here”, he said.

He also recommended anyone interested in Facebook fights go on the Awards’ Facebook Page, saying it was “one of the best I’ve ever seen” and joked that he “might even nominate it for the ‘Most Memorable Moment of The Year’ award”. That said, not everyone was as light-hearted about the matter. In line with Leon Morris, Ben Cross, 1st Year Derwent English Student, insisted that, “regardless of intentions, homophobia is homophobia”.

"CAN'T TAKE BANTER AWARD" “To be honest, I’d thought we’d left the gay jokes behind in year nine – clearly not,” he added. In a message posted to Facebook, the Bar and Welfare Reps said they were “extremely sorry for any offence they may have caused,” and assured that they “never intended any of the chosen categories to be interpreted as homophobic or insensitive. We hope the matter has been rectified.”

LANGWITH C-RIME BLOCK By ALEX FINNIS A SPATE of thefts in Langwith College over the past few weeks has seen a number of valuables go missing from the study bedrooms. Expensive items such as laptops and phones have been reported as missing over recent weeks, forcing both YUSU Welfare Officer Bob Hughes and Langwith Chair Jack Baker to send out emails warning students of the issue. The local police have also been called in to investigate. Baker wrote in his email to residents: "Over the weekend two thefts in Langwith C block occurred. Can we please remind all students to keep all outer doors locked (not propped open) and to lock rooms when left unattended (even for a short time). Please also report any suspicious activity to security, even if it might be nothing!" The thefts have been taking place on the top floor of C Block, with the nature of the block's keycard system leading to staff warning students of the likelihood of this being an inside job. One block resident told Vision: “There have been a lot of problems with theft all over campus - laptops and phones, among other things have been taken from my block over the summer term, all from the third floor as far as I know. I don't know how

many thefts there have been in total but there have been several. We have been recently reminded by Suzanne Dekker to lock our doors all the time and have been told that it is probably an internal issue." “It is quite odd that the thefts have only happened on the third floor of my block, as before I heard about them my door was always unlocked, as were lots of other people’s on lower floors, which are more easily accessible.

We've definitely been more aware of security over the last couple of weeks, though - almost everyone locks their door all the time now.” YUSU Welfare Officer Bob Hughes commented: “The incidents in Langwith are concerning, and students should be careful to keep their belongings safe by not leaving their rooms unlocked if they're not in. The local police are also looking into the incidents and will be investigating what happened thoroughly.”

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Langwith C-block residents have been worst hit by the thefts

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Vision's Sam Earle gives us a few reasons to be cheerful...

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AS ANOTHER set of summer holidays dawn upon us, something has been lingering in my mind. It seems that though exams may come and go, the problems of life pertain. Deadlines have passed but such is life that happiness is none the closer. Finishing exams has not magically made money appear in my wallet, nor has it written this column for me. All I want to do is to do nothing, but life says I cannot. That said, whilst it is clear that life is never easy, I have took it upon myself to remind us that, despite whatever bad is happening in these meaningless lives we lead, things could always be worse. Rather, in the words of Ian Dury, there are in fact many “reasons to be cheerful.” Be cheerful, for example, that you do not find yourself in Essex. The University of Essex has now gained the undesirable nickname of “The University of No-sex” after finishing bottom of the University Sex League. According to the table, the average student at Essex has a measly 1.15 sex partners in a year. Pathetic. As reported last edition in Vision, us at York get a whopping 4.08 sexual partners a year. Play on players.

All I want to do is nothing, but life says I cannot

Meanwhile, matters are even more serious at the University of Hull. This is not simply because the students find themselves in Hull, but apparently the recession has hit some students so badly that hard-up students have been given food parcels by the University to help stop them racking up debt. Over 70 parcels have been handed out so far. They are said to be worth just under £5, containing emergency rations of budget supermarket staples. Expect several litres of white cider and lots of cereal then. However, even Hull students should be happy in the knowledge that, suffering as they may be, at least, despite everything, they retain their freedom. In other words, at least they’re not in jail. Laura Johnson is not so lucky. The (ex?) Exeter student, who studied English and Italian, has recently been sentenced to two years in prison for her role during last summer’s London Riots when she acted as the driver for her thieving boyfriend. This is particularly surprising given that, as the media have taken much pleasure in pointing out, not only is she the daughter of a millionaire, but she also gained four A*s in her Alevel. So let this be a warning, you never know what lies around the corner. No one is safe.

TIM'S TEAM TRIUMPH

WILL HAYDON INVESTIGATES HOW FAR THE YUSU SABBS FULFILLED THEIR ROLES AND UPHELD CAMPAIGN PROMISES

Initiated the 'What Are You Paying For' campaign, targeting extra costs of studying and living in York, such as buying textbooks and York Sport membership – which is free from next year. Emphasised York's collegiate system by making colleges visually distinct – though more work

can be done here. Couldn't get sabbs to every JCRC meeting – though YUSU's new JCRC co-ordinator improved communication with colleges. Implemented changes which will improve the freshers' experience for international students. Ellis came through on almost all of his policies from last year's detailed manifesto. His no-nonsense approach to the University and his co-operation with JCRCs have served him well.

PERFORMANCE: Brought in solid acts to the bigger events, although the Central Hall development affected the amount of events arranged. Raised profile of YUSU elections, leading to a record turnout. Stopped the Uni increasing campus rent prices above the rate of inflation. Oversaw the Hes East expansion while making sure Hes West was not ignored. Made a start on the YUSU

website, though some areas of it remain undeveloped. Ellis has performed well in a trying year for the sabb team. Throughout growing pressure for 'value for money' degrees, he has kept students and JCRCs satisfied.

Sam Asfahani Sport

Bob Hughes Welfare

James Croydon Activities

Graeme Osborn Academic

Tim Ellis President PROMISES:

POPULARITY: Ellis keeps a lower profile than his fellow sabbs, but his firm friendliness with those above and below him makes him a favourite with all.

PROMISES:

Maintained a focus on college sport by introducing a second College Sport Officer and doling out £900 to each college to support their sports societies. Implemented a minibus fleet to transport sports clubs – though this was plagued with difficulties, like minibuses not turning up. Did not arrange a college sports weekend tournament against Durham – focused instead on existing tournaments. Asfahani made good use of his two-year term in office – it meant he could make a start on many of his 2011 pledges earlier. His manifesto was realistic and most of the policies could be seen through.

Set up a number of services that destigmatised mental health issues. His planned 'Don’t Bottle It Up' campaign hasn’t seen the light of day, but is expected to appear next year. Organised for a second STI clinic session to take place every Friday, 12-2pm, since the Wednesday one excluded sports players. Organised a series of talks in every college in which he warned students against choosing their house too quickly, as well as other common house-letting pitfalls. Hughes' 2011 campaign manifesto was comprehensive as well as realistic, and he’s worked hard to fulfill most pledges that he made.

Arranged for societies to pool their allotted cash to buy firstclass equipment to share. Online booking not yet possible, however. Could not finalise his 2011 pledge to give every student membership to one society for free. Could not organise a 'Societies Week' in his year – although 'Celebrate York', which he did arrange, made up for the loss, showcasing some of York's finest societies. Croydon's policies were great, but he wasn't realistic enough about what could get done in a year. He has set up the groundwork for his successors to build on, though.

Helped organise and open the newly refurbished 24-hour library – his help ensured that the library’s relaunch went ahead on time and with no major problems. Improved the average assessment feedback return time – though many departments are still not meeting the recommended six-week deadline, which Osborn hoped to improve on. Put plans in place to increase staff/student contact hours by next academic year. Osborn’s 2011 manifesto was ambitious, which led to his fallingdown in some areas – but overall his upholding of campaign promises has been impressive.

PERFORMANCE:

Secured a £142,000 deal with Sport England, which allowed him to consistently improve college and participation sport – it also let him hire a Sports Participation Manager, who will start next year. Has overseen the construction and imminent opening of the Sports Centre on Hes East. Has made plans for the Huntington Stadium to be used again in next year's Roses, after last year's Roses opened there. Arranged a deal with sports kit manufacturers Surridge – though the response to this was mixed. Asfahani had a strong second year that saw him maintain a steady focus on college sport, and put in place many projects that his successor can follow through.

Set up and maintained a Clubbers' Bus service that ferries students back from York's official YUSU club-nights. Trained college welfare reps and members from the liberation committees so that they are better equipped to deal with students' welfare issues. Head STYCs will also be more thoroughly trained in time for next freshers' term. Blogged frequently on the YUSU site with information for students about how to deal with welfare problems. Developed welfare awareness by collaborating with societies such as YSTV, with whom he made a York 'Come Dine With Me'. Hughes has kept his nose to the grindstone this year to raise awareness of the welfare services he and his team are running.

Fought against the Uni over this year's postering ban – achieved a compromise in which noticeboards would be set up around the university. Saw through a successful freshers' week in 2011 – 90% of students were satisfied with the Freshers' Fair that he organised. Made YUSU Volunteering one of RAG's recognised charities, and allowed for more volunteering opportunities in the local community. Initiated annual events such as 'Celebrate York', which allowed students and locals to come together. Croydon performed his duties well this year, and when problems arose he worked his hardest to represent York's societies in dealing with them.

Lobbied the University to stop waiving fees for disadvantaged students and introduce bursaries instead, which are more immediately helpful. Tried to arrange for students to be given printer credit allowances proportionate to their expected printed work – but now instead seeking for the University to make assessment online-based. Made the most of our NUS affiliation by getting York students involved in schemes like the NUS Student Skills Award. Osborn did well to ensure students will get value for money despite the fee rise – but we can't help but feel the time spent on trying to get £5-10 off printer credits could have been better spent on softening the blow of the impending £9000 tuition fee.

POPULARITY:

Although Croydon didn’t always make a huge effort to connect with the student body in his downtime – his YUSU blog count has only just broken double figures – he was reputedly very easy for societies to work with.

Not as much of a Sabb Around Campus as the others, but what else could be expected of an Academic officer? He blogged for YUSU reasonably often, and was clear about his activities in Academic Assemblies.

POPULARITY: Asfahani's known for being approachable and charismatic. He was shy about posting on the YUSU blog, with only three entries this academic year – he prefers instead to deal with societies in person.

POPULARITY: Hughes is an all-round lovely chap, loved by students for his personality and policies alike. He’s made sure that his name and face are well-known around campus, which is especially important for a Welfare officer.

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YORK VISION Tuesday June 12, 2012

STUENDENT CLAIMS A HISTORY OF RACIST BULLYING AND ABUSE AT THE UNIVERSITY OF YORK

By OLIVER TODD

A CULTURE OF RACISM

AN EX-UNIVERSITY of York student has revealed the extent of the racist abuse and bullying that they received during their time at the University. Speaking exclusively to Vision, the student recalled three years of what she described as "continuing and cumulative racism", and how she had to "endure inhumane and degrading treatment" and how she was "treated like an alien on campus." The student told Vision how, during her time living in Halifax College and off-campus in York, she was repeatedly referred to as "the nigger" by housemates and other students when they believed she was out of earshot.

tries, these shocking revelations display a racist attitude that most would believe that a highly educated group would not hold. In addition to her ill treatment at the hands of students, whilst studying Law at the University, the student described how she felt: "it was assumed that my bad performance was normal, the best that I could do, and that I was underperforming because I was black and that somehow as a black person low standards were acceptable to me." "Ultimately, I was written off quite early on because I was black." The Law School said, in a

statement: "The issues that this student has raised have been the subject of a full investigation at a University level as they were not raised with the Law School directly." The student also criticised the University's Open Door Team, and university staff members for the subsequent handling of her case, claiming that they didn't take her claims seriously and failed to recognise tell-tale signs of depression and serious posttraumatic stress disorder caused by her experiences. The University has already undertaken three stages of investigation into the case of the

"INHUMANE AND DEGRADING TREATMENT" She also described how, when dealing with a query, a porter at Halifax College asked her: "Is the University just letting anyone in nowadays?" in 2009. Although international students make up 23% of York’s student population, which presently stands at 15,782, with international students coming to the University from over 120 different coun-

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The student claims she was racially abused at Halifax College

students claims and provided the following statement: "This case was fully investigated in accordance with our standard procedures. We are satisfied that the University, including the Open Door Team, acted correctly and that the complaint is unfounded.”

QUESTIONS HAVE been raised over the organisation of Big D this year after tickets have failed to sell out despite being on sale for over a month. This is in stark contrast to previous years, when the YUSU website crashed as hundreds of students sought to buy tickets immediately, with some students reporting that they had to miss lectures to do so. Nevertheless, it seems this year demand has slowed substantially. A reported 300 tickets have yet to sell with less than three weeks to go.

300 TICKETS STILL LEFT Derwent Vice-Chair, Lucy Hoban, has hit back at the doubters insisting that she is “not at all concerned” with the slow ticket sales, citing the increased capacity of this year’s event. An additional stage and marquee has meant an increase in the overall event capacity. Hobden also added that, “As well as this, we have withheld the announcement act, something that has never happened before.” The announcement of the final act is due on Tuesday evening. Once this has been released, Hob-

den said she is “certain ticket sales will increase, with hope it will sell out.” Fears remain that this year’s event will become one of the lowest selling Big D events in recent memory. A Derwent fresher, who wishes to remain anonymous, told Vision that the third act will make all the difference as to whether him and his friends attend or not. “I’m not a big Roll Deep or Reverend and The Makers fan. I expect the third act will be a dance act, which is potentially good. We'll see." Others maintain that the event in general is itself worth the £25 ticket price. First-year History of Art student Katie Thomas told Vision that, "Although the line up isnt necessarily that exciting, I've heard so many good things about the event that I got my ticket on the day they came out. I think it's going to be mint." Hobden also stressed that the main concern is not whether or not the event sells out, but the success of the event itself. “Despite last year not selling out, it was still an amazing event and made thousands of pounds for charity. Hopefully it will be better than ever before.”

By SALLY DOLTON RADICAL CHANGES to the way campus nightlife events are orchestrated and presented have been proposed in a recent Community Assembly meeting. YUSU President-elect Kallum Taylor wants to increase the scale of student events and launch a competition, open to members and officers, to come up with a brand name for YUSU run nights. Taylor wants to launch the 'party' policy expressed in his electoral manifesto. For the University’s 50th birthday in summer 2013, a week long programme of different events in both the day time and after hours is in the pipeline. This is to be kicked off by a large scale YUSU ‘brand’ night; the very essence of Taylor’s vision. It will culminate in the popular ‘Woodstock’ festival. YUSU-run club events have faced heavy criticism in the past from disappointed attendees. 2009’s headline fresher’s event, Big Bang, drew criticism for underestimating the capacity needed, leaving many unable to see the main act, Marina and

s ' t a h W The Quack?

"I WAS WRITTEN OFF [...] BECAUSE I WAS BLACK" The claims follow on from Vision's article last month regarding racist abuse allegations against academic staff at the University of York. YUSU Racial Equalities Officer Asiya Elgady told Vision, "It is first important to clarify that we, at the university, do not take racism lightly and I would like to urge anyone feeling that they are experiencing any kind of prejudice to come forward so that we can deal with it in the fullest capacity." "Ensuring a feeling of safety and security, in which students can discuss such issues is a high priority for us. As for this case, it has been through three separate complaints processes and is now a closed case. Beyond this I have no more details, and therefore nothing more to say."

BIG D-ISAPPOINTMENT TAYLOR-MADE CLUBBING By sam earle

the Diamonds. In this year’s YUSU presidential elections, Taylor campaigned with a heavy emphasis on 'campus nightlife', saying the events needed a radical shake up. He told Vision that “students only go to campus events (outside of Fresher’s) out of loyalty, or even guilt – I know, I’ve tried to sell them!” Taylor's personal experience as Vanbrugh JCRC Chair has left him in position of knowledge about the status of on campus events. Staying true to his promises, this week’s Community Assembly will propose that YUSU "immediately look into changing its approach to campus nightlife." The planned week of festivities will join other 2013 events to celebrate the 50th anniversary such as the Festival of Ideas. Speaking to Vision, Taylor added that: "the proposal for YUSU to re-invigorate campus nightlife is somewhat of a ‘go ahead’ for all of the relevant parties; college reps, union reps, and staff to bang heads and put our own late-license events on the map in competition with other S.U. events in the region, making them something to shout about."

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YORK VISION Tuesday June 12, 2012

THE UNIVERSITY HAVE PROVED ILL PREPARED FOR MANY EXAMINATIONS THIS TERM

SETTING A POOR EXAM-PLE By BETHANY PORTER EXAMINATION TIMETABLING at the University has come under fire after students taking a postgraduate exam weren't provided with the necessary materials. Students taking the compulsory 'Statistics and Economics' 20 credit module had to share essential statistical tables and didn't even have calculators given to them at the beginning of the exam resulting in a delay of half an hour. Second-year Chemistry students taking an examination in the same room also had to wait. Chemistry student Millie Perkins said that being forced to wait was very stressful for her. "I already felt a bit anxious and nervous but the prolonged wait made me feel so nervous I actually felt nauseous. It wasn't good at all and it cannot have helped my performance."

bles had not been provided for the Economics students. The invigilators then went from Langwith, where the exam was being held, to Central Hall and the Physics centre in search of the materials. This delayed the start of both exams by 30 minutes.

"IT WAS A JOKE" A concerned second-year Chemistry student told Vision, "When the invigilator returned, he said that there weren't enough statistical tables in the whole University to go around, at which

point the Economics students laughed. It was a joke." Out of date statistics booklets were provided but quickly rejected. Students were then forced to share what tables there were, putting their hands up whenever they needed one. YUSU Academic Officer Graeme Osborn spoke about how disappointed he was to hear about the errors made in these examinations. "These are exactly the sorts of things departments and the University can and absolutely should have planned out in advance. Students being disadvantaged or having extra stress

placed on them because of a lack of planning or forethought by departments is completely unacceptable."

RESOURCES STRETCHED Jen Winter, Assistant Registrar from the University exams office explained how resources had been stretched over this exam period. "This year has been particularly challenging for us in terms of the implementation of the Common Assessment Period. Last year there were 3544

"I FELT NAUSEOUS" Oversights were apparent from the beginning when there weren't enough seats for Chemstry students, with some being sent to take their examinations elsewhere. It quickly became apparent that calculators and statistical ta-

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students sitting exams during a three week period. This year, that increased to 9940 as a result of the modularisation of PGT programmes second year. "This has caused a degree of pressure on the resources of the Examination Office. There are enough calculators and statistical tables to support the current number of exam sits at this point. But unfortunately, this has required a great deal of shuffling of resources in order to ensure that they are at the right place at the right time. "For the exam in question, this shuffling resulted in a delay in the start of the examinations. The exams office apologises for this error and any inconvenience caused by the delay. All students were given the requisite time for their examinations, and all appropriate resources were made available to the best of our knowledge." The Chemistry department also released a short statement to Vision. "We work exceptionally hard to ensure that our students get the best possible experience during examination periods. In the event that issues occur with the running of particular exams, we take these up directly with the centre. We prefer not to conduct that dialogue in the public arena."

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NEWS

Tuesday June 12, 2012

NEWS IN BRIEF YUSU POLICY REFORM YUSU HAVE announced a new system that endeavors to increase the democratic accountability of the Union. This offers students the opportunity to suggest and influence the policies that guide newly arrived officers. Each Assembly will be changed in order to receive new ideas from students. Anyone can attend these Assemblies and be part of a vote on proposals that they think need to be taken to the officers. The scheme is powered through the idea of ‘We Believe’ with all ideas formed through this moniker. The final Assemblies of the year are taking place from the 4th June onwards. In addition, any student not wanting to attend an Assembly can submit ideas online to www. yusu.org/ideas. Once a policy has been decided, the intention is to identify a Target Area for each campaign. This was part of Campaigns Officers Ben Dilks and Megan Cross’ manifesto and will focus on areas where student action will make the most difference.

ISV RESPONSE YORK VISION would like to clarify that the article we published in print "Holiday Hopes Slashed" (Issue 224, May 9 2012) with a clear response from International Student Volunteers (ISV). ISV in no way, shape or form misleads any student with hidden costs and to suggest otherwise is completely inaccurate and a misrepresentation of the truth. ISV has hosted over 21,000 students worldwide who have collectively rated the program 4.8 out of 5. We would not have such an outstanding track record if we were misleading students with regards to costs or any other information. ISV are upfront with students in every information meeting and explain that prices for flights are being negotiated as these meetings are held up to 9 months ahead of program departures. Students also have the option to book additional tours and activities. These are not included in the program price and ISV staff and our website are clear that these are additional costs. Applications forms are available online and at the information meeting. Each applicant then receives a Participant Agreement through the post.

YORK CHANCELLOR HITS OUT AT GOVERNMENT IMMIGRATION PLANS

By JOE SOFTLEY

DYKE DAMNS DAVE

UNIVERSITY OF York Chancellor Greg Dyke has written a letter to the government calling for a rethink on immigration policy, believing the current stance could drive international students elsewhere. He becomes one of 68 university chancellors and governors to sign the letter to David Cameron, with many fearing that overseas students are being unfairly treated by government policy to reduce immigration.

gression through their course, and preventing them from embarking on any course for longer than five years. York has traditionally had a strong contingent of overseas students, with 23% of the current student body being made up of international students. The move has received support within the University with York Registrar and Secretary David Duncan, telling Vision: "As a top 100 world institution, the University of York has a global reputation and attracts high calibre students from all over the

world. It is vitally important that we continue to be a global player and are not restricted by government policy in our selection of students.

INTERNATIONALS VITAL "We are hopeful that the government will recognise the strength of our case and implement its policies in a way that doesn't restrict the flow of international students to the UK." YUSU International Officer Ankita Chawla similarly sup-

23% OF YORK STUDENTS ARE INTERNATIONALS The letter calls for the government to remove university students from net migration figures, which they help support the economy and maintain income. It also highlights key changes to the student visa system, which could force foreign students to look elsewhere for higher education. Measures include banning students remaining in the country unless they earn at least £20,000 in a skilled job, requiring them to provide evidence of pro-

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University Chancellor Greg Dyke addresses York alumni

FIGHTING ABUSE By bethany porter

STUDENTS AT York have been praised for their innovative upcoming Domestic Violence awareness event, Ring of Care. A group of third-year Psychology students have designed the Ring of Care event, in which they plan to string together postcards around the campus lake with messages of support for victims of Domestic Violence. They hope to collect 2012 postcards throughout week 8, which should reach over half a kilometre in length. Daniel Bennett, one of the organisers, spoke to Vision about why they decided to plan such an ambitious event. “I was reading an article by Amy Moss in Vision a few months ago about how our age group is the most at risk from domestic abuse, miles apart from the stereotype of it happening to more mature couples. The story about the girl from this University who ran away to Asia really touched me and I thought it was time to say something about what healthy relationships should be.” One incident of domestic violence is reported to the police every minute in the UK, and on average two people die each week at the hands of their abusers. The remainder of this stateIn order to collect such a large ment is available online at tinyurl. number of postcards, Bennett com/visionisvresponse. and the other volunteers have

arranged for teams to compete against each other in order to get as many cards signed as possible. There will be prizes for the teams that collect the most, with prizes being provided by the Fudge Kitchen, Lush, Rituals and more. YUSU Welfare Officer Bob Hughes said of the initiative: “I think this is a fantastic way of raising awareness of issues around domestic violence, especially with so many support centres being closed down nationally. I applaud all the hard work that has been put into it, and I think it is a very innovative and visual way of getting that message out.”

ported the stance, telling Vision: "York welcomes a large number of international students who not only provides economic benefits to the University and the city, but promote culture and internationalization within the area." "Whilst the government may be aiming at only welcoming 'cream students' to the UK, I think that decision should be made by the universities in order to uphold their reputation and educational standards, not the governments.

OVERSEAS CAMPUSES "Changes in immigration law may drive colleges and universities to set up campuses overseas in order to reap the economic benefits that they attract solely based on the reputation of the UK education system. This could result in the 'easy availability' of UK education which could further prove to be detrimental to the UK economy." However, immigration minister Damien Green has rebufffed the accusation of the universities, claiming the governement is "determined to prevent the abuse of student visas as part of our plans to get net migration down to the tens of thousands."

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>Comment helena kaznowska

here are few instances in which I would admit this, but for the purpose of my argument, this confession might actually increase my credibility as a writer (and occasions such as these are rare, I’m sure you’ll understand): I am, take a deep breath, an English Literature and History of Art student. Admitting the latter subject opens me up to a torrent of ridicule from those who are firm believers in their own degree as “stronger”, “more employable” or “less woolly”. But, as you might expect, studying “colouring in” (oh wait, that’s Geography) has left me with more than a little time on my hands. With levels of procrastination having reached new, dizzying heights I visited the Heslington East campus earlier this week. Arriving in the wasteland, dismounting the bus, and, once I’d managed to tear my eyes away from the rolling tumble-weed that acts as entertainment for residents and visitors alike, I put on my glasses (yes, they are thick-rimmed) before taking a good look at the buildings before me. In my humble and vaguely arty opinion, Heslington East is an ugly, ugly place. Oh sure, it might lure you in with the promise of brightly coloured panels and

patrick greenfield

he deteriorating situation in Syria has once again presented world leaders with the regrettable task of deciding how many murdered civilians can be ignored before international intervention takes place in yet another troubled nation. Syria’s state brutality has been well documented and daily news of an escalating series of massacres, assassinations and bombings trickle through cyberspace onto the Twitter feeds of concerned citizens around the world. The West appears ready to act but is seemingly being held back by Russia’s reluctant president Vladimir Putin, who is eager to stay loyal to Syria’s vicious premier Bashar al-Assad. Certainly, that is the simplified description of the ongoing stalemate Western diplomats would like us all to believe. It is undoubtedly time for the world to act in Syria but the aforementioned depiction of the crisis is unhelpful when attempting to rouse support for global action. Like all major conflicts, the integrity of the opposing sides is rather greyer than the black and white observations we are frequently presented with. Indeed, the West’s shamelessly hypocritical condemnation of the foreign policy of non-NATO states disrupts the negotiation process and perpetuates mutual distrust. Whilst it remains the case that Russia and

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THE "UGLY" LANDSCAPE OF HES WEST SHOULDN'T BE TAKEN FOR GRANTED

'edgy' stained glass, but that doesn’t mean anyone actually wants to spend time there. I imagine most residents on Hes East are notso-secretly pining for the broken-windowed metal-sinked rooms of Derwent, and most Computer Science and Law students’ eyes are subject to an unflattering squint. Not from staring at screens all day or pouring

Why would you want to learn in a hipster, multicoloured, post-apocalyptic shed when you could sit in Central Hall during January exams and have to be moved because the ceiling is leaking onto you? over textbooks – but from gazing over to the other campus with wistful expressions on their pretty little faces and before making the fateful mistake of looking directly at their own Heslington East buildings without the necessary protection of, well, closing your eyes. After all, the brand new buildings are

something of an eyesore. One of them has been painted a rather putrid shade that can, at best, be called salmon. And the “Hub”? That’s definitely covered in wood chip panels and aluminium – a material I thought was intended for oven-wrapping such fish. Heslington West, on the other hand, is exactly what a university should be. It’s grey. It’s grimy. Its buildings are utterly oppressive and completely miserable. “The perfect learning environment!” I hear you chorus. Why would you want to learn in a hipster, multi-coloured, post-apocalyptic shed when you could sit in Central Hall during January exams and have to be moved because the ceiling is leaking onto you and your paper during the torrential downpour? History, that's why. I do in fact believe that Hes West, while it might not be pretty, is important to our university. Obviously, it’s an “excellent demonstration of the CLASP architectural movement” as well as a “wonderfully angular prefabricated structure” etc etc. But, it’s the whispers of “It won’t be long ‘til everything’s on Hes East” and the discussions in hushed tones of how “the old campus will be pulled down” that fill me with horror. It may not be convention-

ally beautiful and it may well be asbestosfilled, but to abandon, or worse, demolish Heslington West would be to destroy crucial buildings constructed within an important architectural movement as well as a fundamental part of our University’s history. Clearly, no one has ever smiled while on Hes East, yet Hes West is the home to thousands of graduates’ happier memories. Let me get all history-of-art on you now. (wait! Keep reading!) I believe that in creating an ultra-modern second campus, the mighty ‘They’ are shooting themselves in the foot once again. It seems to me that Hes East, in the same way Hes West was in the 1960s, is yet another set of buildings that, in being bang on trend, will also become dated. I think we should embrace the ‘60s architecture. In the same way that I secretly like flared jeans and audio cassettes, I think our University's original architecture is, dare I say it, actually quite nice. Or, at the very least, important. Don't be so hard on Hes West; after all, Central Hall now looks like a cream spaceship rather than a grey one. Much better after the revamp, I’m sure you’ll agree. So join my campaign society and put a SOC in it (Save Our Campus, obviously).

TIME TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY WE CANNOT CONTINUE TO IGNORE THE PROBLEMS IN SYRIA

China should do much more to stop the violence, they have not forgotten our failings in Rwanda, Iraq and Afghanistan and are rightly cautious of another poorly designed peacekeeping mission. There are, however, twinges of imperial nostalgia in Russia’s protection of Syria. They are in Russia’s sphere of influence and it does not like NATO’s intrusion. In the same way Rwanda was in the Francophone

Rwanda is a terrifying reminder of the importance of international intervention. Whilst there are differences between Rwanda and Syria, failing to act decisively must be avoided at all costs. sphere and Gaddafi’s Libya and Mubarak’s Egypt were in the Anglophone sphere, Russia’s relationship with Syria is riddled with Cold War loyalties that they are clearly reluctant to betray. Russia’s only naval base in the Mediterranean is situated in the Syrian port of Tartus and large weapons contracts

have strengthened their military ties. Russia has a lot to lose. Unnervingly, this observation is the first in a long list of similarities between pregenocide Rwanda and modern day Syria that we ignore at our peril. Notwithstanding the lack of ethnic tension in Syria, we are observing the emergence of civil war after the breakdown of democratisation and Russia is providing arms and diplomatic protection for the Syrian government in the same way France did for the Rwandan Hutu forces in 1994. As Linda Melvern documents in her book Conspiracy to Murder, the Rwandan Genocide was carried out by French trained militias with Egyptian, Chinese and French weapons. Britain and the United States did everything they possibly could to stay out of the conflict, demanding conditions in the UN resolution, that actually resulted in aid agencies caring for the Hutu genocidaires on the Congolese border. Oddly, even Kofi Annan has played a half-hearted diplomatic role once again. Whilst his actions had a more extreme consequence in 1994, he has once again sided with the West in producing a naive ceasefire plan. At least Syria has caught his attention. In 1994, he ignored the desperate requests of General Dallaire, the head of the UN force in Rwanda, for more troops to halt the killing.

Annan does, however, have an important role to play in ending the Syrian crisis. His team must do more to get Iran, Russia and China onside, distance themselves from the West and offer practical solutions to both factions. Rwanda is a terrifying reminder of the importance of international intervention. Whilst there are many differences between Rwanda and Syria, failing to act decisively is an option that must be avoided at all costs. Nobody involved wants to see a Russian Christine Shelly attempt to define the difference between acts of genocide whilst a Syrian Interahamwe roam the streets butchering civilians that oppose Assad’s regime. The best we can hope for is a pragmatic compromise. The West has to accept that a few thousand murdered villagers does not justify Russia cutting diplomatic relations with Syria, promoting a form of government they do not practice and backing UN Security Council intervention in a friend’s territory. Russia, on the other hand, must use its sway with the Assad regime to push for political concessions, condemn the government’s brutality and suggest a Yemeni style change of president. There is no easy solution and we will see many more bodies wrapped in blood stained linen before it even gets close to being resolved.

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t seems as though Langwith C Block has been placed under some kind of curse. Its residents have had such poor luck in recent years that the current residents may well be thankful that they have only had to deal with theft. Back in March of last year Vision reported on 'The Midnight Scrawler', the mystery student who left flatmates terrorised by crudely written, very personal death threats on walls, lockers, lights and mirrors around the block. On that occasion C Block residents were forced to sleep on their friends' floors such were the seriousness of the threats, and this year, following a thankfully far less frightening issue, students are being advised to keep their doors locked and report any suspicious behaviour after a recent spate of thefts. The worrying thing about both of these incidents is the overwhelming possibility that they have come from the inside, meaning that last year's Langwith residents were most probably living with the very same person who was scrawling death threats on their lockers, whilst this year there is a good chance that they reside on the same floor as someone who is harbouring a stash of their laptops and mobile phones in a secret cubby hole under their bed. All we here at Vision can say is be careful and make sure you keep your doors locked.

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he proposed changes to the University's nightlife scene, including a brand name for YUSU run nights. Whilst York's nightlife has its quirks, it is fun in more of a cute way - it doesn't quite pack the sort of punch that students at Leeds and Newcastle will experience on a nightly basis. Whilst these changes will not suddenly launch York's party scene to the sort of levels seen in these larger cities, adding a brand to the club nights would generate some more hype over official student club nights and perhaps begin to eradicate the necessity for those well known 'straight-to-Willow' nights, as fun as they may sometimes be. The plans, heavily backed by YUSU Presidentelect Kallum Taylor, also express a desire for a week of festivities for the Universiy's big 5-0. We at Vision think that this is the perfect excuse for a party - York's very own jubilee, just with a few less boats.

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he University's poor efforts in making itself a 'greener' institution. York placed 126th out of 145 universities in this year's People and Planet green league, scoring just 25 green points out of an available 70. This means that we have actually slipped down the table and out carbon emissions have increased since 2005. With such a heavy influence placed upon environmental ethics and the importance of large institutions such as universities doing their bit to help, York's slide down the table is unforgivable. Let's put this in the most brutal manner possible: by not addressing problems with their environmental policies York University is contributing to the deaths of cute, innocent polar bears. For a campus that is recognisable by its expanses of green and infestation of wildlife, indeed wildlife that seems at times to have more rights than the students, this shocking result is just downright embarrassing. It's time to sort it.

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OLIVER TODD

his week marks the final few steps of the academic year for many of us, and for some, the end of our education at the University of York. With most of our coursework handed in, and presentations given, it falls down to the final few to sit through hours of academic torture before you can celebrate with all of your friends, rather than just getting awkwardly drunk with those people from your seminar that you don't even like, or know the names of. However, York never seems to get it quite right when it comes to exams. Whether it is forgetting to bring enough papers to the exam hall, the exam itself being delayed, or mix-up in the marking of papers, this University seems to find one way or another to complicate the process and make the lives of both the students and the academics more difficult. The concept of the exam itself also fails to test the skills that students should be focusing on. As opposed to long-term passion and knowledge for the subject, short-term retention of learning are the order of the day, with the top exam marks usually coming for those who have spent the most time sitting in the library revising, rather than those who have correctly learnt their modules and are able to purvey their views succinctly.

EXAM SHAM WHY ESSAYS ARE A BETTER FORM OF ASSESSMENT AT UNIVERSITY

Wouldn't you rather slog it out in the early hours in the library, finishing off a well thought-out, planned and interesting essay? One that you've been able to spend ample amounts of time on (or perhaps more realistically, the last couple of days before a deadline), rather than worrying about an exam that you cannot fully plan for, and end up usually finding horrendously difficult anyway?

I will not end up in a stuffy lecture hall, sweating profusely with my hand close to bleeding after writing for three hours, a nightmare that I am sure many others share. At least then, you can be somewhat satisfied with your own work, rather than being put down by those smug know-italls who always come out of the exam boasting about how easy they found it and how they've written twice as many pages as you. You can write in peace, rather than having the invigilators coming round and smothering you in the scent of their armpit whilst they repeatedly check your face

against your uni card. I have deliberately selected my third year modules based on their final assessment method. Whilst this technique may not see me studying the most enjoyable or interesting topics, it instead gives me the best opportunity at salvaging my degree from the dark, unspoken depths of a 2.2 (or below), the thought of which looms ever larger on a hungover post-Willow morning. I will not end up in a stuffy lecture hall, sweating profusely with my hand close to bleeding after writing for three hours about the merits of an organisation's HR function, a nightmare that I am sure many others share. The solution? Cancel the exams or avoid them for your good. Embrace the 4,000 word essay, and better organise your time. Who knows? We might even end up being able to make something of our time here, instead of relying on the poor organisation skills of the University during examination period. I rejoice in relying on the temperamental VLE, plagued by online maintenance periods that conspire to run my degree, as well as repeatedly failing to accept my submissions due to size limits. Or at least that's what I'll tell myself when I end up with a job serving chips in the Roger Kirk Centre in two years time.

EGYPTIAN ELECTIONS

nicholas dunn-mcafee

or Egypt, the Arab Spring was a moment of unifying beauty. The first protest against the subsiding regime of Hosni Mubarak on the 25th January 2011 saw tens of thousands of citizens seize the potential for change and take to the streets of Cairo. The world watched as demonstrations turned to protests, protests to street battles and street battles to complete revolution. In the same breath, a regime which had survived the plethora of Middle Eastern geopolitical fluxes and stimuli for thirty years moved from stable to worried, worried to desperate and desperate to overthrown. They deserve to bask in the warm North African sun of their achievements, yet domestic and Western commentators are wracked by anxiety and portending doom. The first round of the presidential elections caused a quiet discomfort for many. In a political landscape levelled by the Arab Spring, there was a hope that the nation would embrace a “unifying” middle ground. These hopes were fittingly ignored when the central Amr Moussa, the former head of the Arab League, was firmly rejected by voters in the first round of elections. Whilst diplomatic gravitas and neoliberal economic policies may be what the West wanted, the people thought differently. Yet considering these are the same people who recently removed the irremovable regime, there was perhaps a shocking naivety in expecting Egyptians to be content with an inoffensive can-

PROTESTS, BATTLES AND REVOLUTION IN THE COUNTRY'S CAPITAL didate. Ultimately, the nation is still caught in the throes of revolution and its future will be shaped by a candidate who excites these feelings and projects them onto domestic policy. Whilst the next president will certainly stir feelings amongst the voting population, that is the one and only certainty in this election. The first round of voting eliminated candidates from across the political spectrum as well as those who sit outside of it.

The world watched as demonstrations turned to protests, protests to street battles and street battles to complete revolution. Wael Ghonim, a Google marketing executive who organised resistance online before disappearing into custody, failed to keep this momentum, and Professor Abdallah al-Ashal, despite his support for coalition and working with all political parties, could not captivate the voters with political pleasantries and the rather vague declaration that he will “look where the national interests lie and then I follow them." Voters not only rejected these more atypical political figures, they’ve also collectively turned their back on some of the candidates who have worked desperately to align themselves to certain political modes of thought. Hamdin Sabbahi,

a propagator of the right-wing ideology Nasserism, showed that this election is about nation, not nationalism. His fierce condemnation of the former regime and strong anti-Israel position may have led to electoral success if the revolution did not happen, but in the post-revolutionary sphere he has failed to adapt and taper them to a voter more in tune with nuanced political ideas. With the second round of voting due later this month, the people have a difficult decision to make. Do they vote for Mohamed Mursi of the Muslim Brotherhood, key orchestrators of the revolution? Or do they vote for Ahmed Shfiq, a remnant of the old Mubarak regime who has rather confusingly stated he would quash any further protests with the military but promises to keep the demonised Muslim Brotherhood in check? The complete polarisation of these candidates is, in the long run, immaterial. The very fact that the people have had the opportunity to create this situation is something to be celebrated. To apply a binary that can’t possibly encompass the complexities of these elections, whether the nation makes the “right” or “wrong” choice is irrelevant – these elections represent their fabled reward after a disfiguring struggle. The Egyptian nation is not drowning in chaos nor is it paralysed by contrasting possibilities; they are plotting a unique path down a revolutionary road and the very opportunity itself is a thing of staggering beauty.

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Tuesday June 12, 2012 Olivia Waring

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SHOULD PRISONERS BE GIVEN THE RIGHT TO VOTE?

OLIVIA HEAD

he question of whether prisoners should be given or denied the right to vote ultimately comes down to what it is that we, as a society, hope to achieve through their incarceration. Much of the contention surrounding the debate stems from a difference in public opinion about what the function of a prison should be. Some believe that prisons should exist purely to punish those who have been convicted of crimes in hope of deterring them from reoffending. Others believe that prisons should be about rehabilitation; places to create opportunities for healing and personal transformation otherwise absent in the often highly dysfunctional, damaged lives of many prisoners. For those who believe that prison is fundamentally about punishment, it follows that their belief that removing the voting rights of prisoners is a necessary part of the punishment. However, for those who believe that prison needs to be about more than just punishment, not only for the good of the prisoner but for society as a whole, then the right of prisoners to vote is absolutely necessity. Before attending a talk with Erwin James, a Guardian columnist who served twenty years of a life sentence for murder, I hadn’t really thought much about the question of whether prisoners should have voting rights. I’m sure I’m not alone in often finding myself wrapped up in the politics that affect me directly. Over the last couple of years I’ve been almost obsessed with government policy on further and higher education and I know

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I wasn’t the only student who suddenly became a hell of a lot more politically active when an increase on university fees was proposed. In comparison, political questions about the function of British prisons, and the innately linked questions surrounding prisoners voting rights, seemed frankly irrelevant to me. Yet after being confronted with James’ story I realised just how wrong I was. As he spoke, at times with difficulty, about his life before he was imprisoned, his life on the inside, and his life since being released in 2004, it struck me that the fate of prisoners in Britain is, actually, hugely relevant to each and every one of us. If we want to achieve anything by means of incarceration then we cannot allow the sole purpose of sentencing someone to prison to remain as a punishment; instead it must also serve as a place where rehabilitation can begin. Without the all-important rehabilitation process it becomes increasingly difficult for prisoners to adapt to life within the norms of society, often hindering them from escaping the vicious circle of crime. If voting rights were given to prisoners, politicians would take the interests of the 90,000 inmates currently in Britain more seriously. They would need to canvas inside prisons for votes and listen to the voices of the wide range of citizens we have behind bars. Part of this canvassing could involve a genuine focus on the long-term rehabilitation of the individual. This in turn could lead to reduced numbers of reoffenders and a society with fewer criminals and fewer prisoners.

hould prisoners have the right to vote? At first, the answer seems obvious. After all, I agree that voting is a right, not a privilege. Moreover, I agree that to deny prisoners this right may well foster alienation, when the aim should rather be reintegration. However, principles are not always easily translated into the realities of life. Indeed, as we shift from the philosophical utopia of concepts about right and wrong to our practical dystopia of what works and what doesn’t, such principles often become distorted. Proponents of prisoner enfranchisement often lay claim to the nebulous issue of ‘human rights’. If this is the case, and voting is a human right, then the belief in prisoner enfranchisement must be absolute; to deny some prisoners the right to vote and not others is to invoke a level of invidious hypocrisy that should not be endorsed by anybody, not least the state. Who is to say which prisoners can and cannot have the right to vote? Which prisoners are we to consider worthy, and which unworthy? To tackle such questions, a threshold would have to be set, most likely based on sentence, which would be unescapably arbitrary – not least because prisoner sentences themselves are often so disproportionate. For instance, Jordan Blackshaw and Perry Sutcliffe-Keenan, both in their early 20s and with no previous convictions, were sentenced to four years in prison for using Facebook to try to incite a riot which never happened. Meanwhile, former Labour MP David Chaytor had to spend a mere 4 months in prison despite fraudulently

SAM EARLE claiming over £20,000 at the taxpayer’s expense. Before such inconsistencies in our justice system have been addressed, any such threshold would be far from just. It is fair to say that giving the vote to all prisoners is unrealistic. Indeed, by going against the view of the vast majority of most voters – who don’t seem too keen on giving the vote to those serving life sentences – such a policy would, somewhat ironically, be considered distinctly undemocratic. Thus we are presented with the paradox of prisoner enfranchisement in British society. Undemocratic on one level, for the reasons stated above, but on another level, undeniably democratic, because it extends the principle of universal suffrage. Democracy may be based above all on inclusion, but no one believes that this inclusion should be absolute. Few believe, for example, that under-18s should have the vote. Such a comparison between youths and prisoners is not to sound patronising, it is merely a reflection of how society conceives prisoners. We question the judgement of both prisoners and youths and thus restrict their liberty, albeit in different ways and to different extents. Whilst citizens of a democratic society are to be treated as responsible, trustworthy and equal, prisoners are considered to be none of these things. If democracy is based on inclusion, then prison is based above all on exclusion, and thus, until the latter is reformed or at the very least reconceptualised, the two are fundamentally incompatible.

t’s often suggested that young people today, who live in a world of excessive consumerism, advertising, an abundance of flashing images and breaking news available at one click, may have shorter attention spans and a desire for all information to be conveyed at a similarly rapid speed. This is an attitude which, it seems, is not particularly conducive to the type of patience and attention required by such a drawn out and lengthy piece of news as the Leveson Inquiry. Attention span quips aside, as this epic piece of public investigating enters its eighth month, we must remind ourselves of the significance and scale of what is being attempted here. Although the end may not be yet in sight, we must resist temptation to reduce the Leveson Inquiry to “that inquiry which is still going on”. For anyone who has been living under a rock, or a cosy bubble chair in the Harry Fairhurst building, for the last few months, the Leveson Inquiry is an ongoing public inquiry into “the culture, practices and ethics of the British Press”, headed by Lord Justice Leveson which was catapulted into the forefront of the public eye with the hacking of the phone of murdered schoolgirl Milly Dowler. What has emerged is a barrel full of implications aimed at senior conservatives and media personalities, as the full power of the media and the extent to which politicians rely on good press is slowly being exposed. In addition to the potential of the inquiry to lose the attention of the public in the face of more dramatic and up to the minute news stories such as the Syrian massacres, it also faces dangerous criticism from voices which are much closer to the issue. On facing three criminal charges, ex News of the World Editor, Rebekah Brooks, called the decision to charge her “an expensive sideshow”. This sort of criticism seeks to trivialise the purpose of the Leveson Inquiry, suggesting it aims to make a ‘show’ of punishing a few individuals, instead of cleansing the ethics of the press as a whole. There has even been speculation as to the possible negative consequences of the Leveson inquiry; the first few tentative articles are starting to voice the worry that perhaps one of the most significant results of such a probing and censorious investigation will be a diminution of the freedom of speech in the press, something that is quite clearly not desired. To counter the negative slant that is perhaps beginning to be associated with the Leveson Inquiry, it is time to remind ourselves of just a few of the undeniably positive outcomes. In an increasingly competitive market for print publications and journalism as a whole, money is of the essence more than ever. And as the people who are in control of the money behind a newspaper, i.e. its advertisers, are only interested in compelled audiences and not political issues, the ethics behind the process of finding a story become less important than the amount of people who are reading it. In short this meant that in the past, an advertiser would not necessarily abandon a paper with a large readership, merely on ethical basis. If nothing else, the Leveson Inquiry has shone the spotlight on journalism to such an extent that will hopefully ensure stricter controls for the future of reporting. As this will encompass the entire British Press, advertising as a whole will become more ethical. While the Leveson Inquiry is lasting longer than the average news story and may baffle us with its level of bureaucratic complexity, but if we value democracy, free speech and morality in our press as much as we say we do, we should shut our ears to the criticism and stick along for the ride.

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RING OF CARE ON CAMPUS

DANIEL BENNETT

LIGHT-HEARTED FUN OR TAKING THINGS TOO FAR? kallum taylor oliver wesselY PRESIDENT ELECT EX-RUGBY PRESIDENT

The Derwent ‘Freshers’ Awards' is a successful annual event in D-Bar, acting as a light-hearted nod towards the characters and memories of the last year. From what I’m aware, anyone can be nominated for these ‘awards’ via the Facebook event page. Shortlisted candidates are then notified of their so-called success, in order to make sure that they are fine with this. Nobody should be affected in a serious way by this event, so when complaints were raised about one of the award titles, the Derwent JCRC listened to them and thankfully removed it from the programme. After this point, nobody should take this event too seriously either, and I think it’ll be a credit to their college spirit if they get good numbers down to D-Bar and pull it off for another year running.

arlier this year, Vision featured an article that documented a University of York student’s struggle with domestic abuse. The article highlighted that those between the ages of 16 - 24 are at the most high risk of experiencing such violence. This shocking statistic led to my friend Sarah Bartlett and I deciding that awareness needed to be raised. It’s too easy to just associate domestic abuse just with the stereotypical images of housewives and alcoholics, but it’s a real problem that actually affects people within our university. Domestic abuse appears to happen at varying degrees and it should be recognised that less extreme cases can quite easily become worse if victims are not adequately supported to take "It's just a bit of fun, isn't it?" I hear you action to change things. People need to have a say. Well call me a killjoy but the answer's more informed and objective view of what a no. The inclusion of a 'most in the closet' healthy relationship actually is and also need to award showed incredibly poor judgement. feel comfortable when discussing their opinions Though swiftly removed from the awards, one college member about relationships with each other more openly. commented on the Facebook group "can it be replaced with the One reason it is so hard to break the cycle of 'can't take banter award' for these losers"? Well 'banter' is one domestic abuse is because it comes from something, but showing absolute disregard for the welfare of other students is quite another. It's been a long time since I was 'in the closet' but I would have been absolutely mortified if I had ever been faced with such a nomination. Just as worrying is the It’s easy to associate domesinclusion of "The Truelad.com Award for biggest lad", which is tic abuse with the stereotypi- still part of the line up. Celebrating a website which promotes cal images of housewives and disgusting sexist attitudes towards women - how hilarious!

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alcoholics, but it’s a real problem that actually affects people within our University

body who you love and respect. It may also be hard to self-diagnose as the severity of abuse is often invisible as it increases over long periods of time. It makes me feel sick that one person could control another person in such a way that belittles and frightens them. A healthy relationship can be glorious but an unhealthy one is horrific – it’s important to get it right. Domestic abuse also has an inherent stigma that is taboo, and by raising more awareness about what happens to people all around us we can begin to encourage these previously ‘forbidden’ topics of conversation. We want to reignite the topic into the consciousness of people’s minds we hope to inspire conversations of all sizes about what is acceptable in a relationship and what is a sign of danger. We decided to try and achieve this by launching a project on campus called Ring of Care, in association with IDAS (Independent Domestic Abuse Services for the Yorkshire Area). We've set ourselves the ambitious goal of getting 2012 people in York to sign a ‘care card’. These will be joined together around their campus lake stretching a massive 1.6km forming an eye-catching landmark to grab students’ attention. Students will be able to get information on healthy relationships, where to go if they have problems and learn the warning signs to look out for in friends and family. One of the most poignant parts of organising the Ring of Care so far has been when several people contacted us in confidence about their experiences of domestic abuse, some of whom are still dealing with repercussions of their ordeals. This really provided the motivation that is needed to co-ordinate such a large scale task. People should know that they’re not alone. Hopefully the Ring of Care demonstrates how many people do actually care about the subject and that it is okay to talk about it. Getting people talking about what they think is and isn't acceptable behaviour in a relationship is the goal we have set out to achieve, and hopefully the Ring of Care is the first step towards this.

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t’s fair to say University life isn’t cheap. Shopping at Aldi and ‘drinks deals’ in Revs aside, there are times when it seems hard to fend off the ‘University of Life-ers’ argument that university is pretty poor value for money. With fees set to triple next year, and rent hikes showing no sign of slowing down, is it time we come to expect more value of money from our degree? Those who choose to go straight into work rather than follow the University route typically give themselves a three or four year advantage in terms of work experience. Of course, for some vocations no amount of experience is sufficient without the right qualifications. But with companies such as Siemens now offering ‘Business Academy’ programmes; a 5-year contract with a salary rising to over £25, 000 and a fully funded degree, is the standard three year course necessarily worth doing? Students have generally relied on the assumption that upon graduation there will be a host of well-paid jobs ready for them to walk straight into. Graduate employment has traditionally been an area in which York struggles; just 64% of York students had found a job within six months of graduating last year and the current state of the graduate job market seems set to exacerbate this problem. Those students arriving in York next year will have an even more legitimate reason to question where exactly the vast amounts of money they pay out to the university in the form of tuition fees goes. Students on courses with minimal contact hours, such as History or Philosophy, could face the prospect of paying nearly £90 a lecture or seminar.

I’m the ex-President of the Derwent Rugby Club. I can’t believe the fuss surrounding this Freshers Awards event. It is the power of social media that has allowed this to escalate to what it has. People are mad to define themselves by these very unofficial awards given to them just like one is mad to define themselves by their Facebook Timeline. This event is merely a celebration of an undoubtedly great Fresher year in Derwent and nothing else. The fact that it is being taken seriously at all is just an indication of the sad world we live in. An award does not change who you are, unless you let it. Awards are there to honour achievements. For the future, organisers should figure what aspects of Derwent life should be championed, such as sport, socialising and mad partying skills.

lauren bray LANGWITH WELFARE

Whilst I’m certain there was no intention to cause offense, I agree with the criticism directed towards Derwent's Freshers Awards. As Langwith welfare officer, I, along with the student body as a whole, have a responsibility to make campus a safe and inclusive environment, two things which are certainly at odds with accolades such as the 'Most in the Closet Award'. The knowledge that they had been nominated in the first place, despite being made aware of their selection beforehand, is enough to cause unnecessary upset. Fewer objections were raised last year, probably leading to a naive assumption that they were acceptable. However, the fact the awards were more widely opposed this year does provide an optimistic suggestion that individuals are becoming more aware of such issues.

AN ODE TO FIRST YEAR A FIRST MIGHT SEEM FAR AWAY BUT IT'S WORTH IT FOR WILLOW

Far more expensive than, for example, tickets to see a lecture given by the Dalai Lama at the Royal Albert Hall this summer - just £65. I doubt any lecturer at the university would take offence if this position was scrutinised. Sleeping through a Thursday morning lecture will become a luxurious act of pure hedonism. This all begs the question, why exactly is the pursuit of higher education still so revered? Most see continuing their studies at degree level as a natural succession from A-Levels and the culmination of 16 years of education. But if we no longer see the degree itself as representing good

Our time at York will cost us around £30,000; if, in some parallel universe, it was offered to us, I wonder how many students would be happy to pay £20,000 for a first-class degree certificate and never come to university in the first place? value for money, are we just paying for a piece of paper at the end? Our time at York will cost each and every one of us around £30,000; if, in some parallel universe, it was offered to us, I wonder how many students would be happy to pay £20,000 for a first-class degree certificate and never come to university in the first place? Although some might be tempted, there's no way I would be. Boiling your

university experience down to the class of degree you gain at the end of it is entirely the wrong way to go about things. University is about more than the certificate at the end, it’s about meeting new people, moving away, joining societies and playing sports. It’s about spending three blissful years studying nothing other than the subject that really interests us. Sitting on Facebook in the few weeks before my fresher year at York began, seeing picture after picture of my friends from home having a good time in a new city with new people, I couldn't have cared less about the three years and tens of thousands of pounds I was travelling 400 miles away to 'waste'. I was genuinely excited about the new experiences that awaited; meeting new people and finding myself. It sounds horribly cheesy but it really is true. Arguing that we’re only here to get a better job and a degree under our belts would be to demean what are probably going to be the best years of our lives. Things like finding new friendships, having the chance to play sports and go out on their socials and, even, spending our nights in Willow aren’t sold to us in the prospectus, but they’re what really make our time here. Once you start work, you don’t really stop until you retire, when, I imagine, queuing outside a Chinese buffet at two the morning will be slightly less appealing. University is a chance to delay the inevitable and spend your last few years before spending the rest of your life on the grindstone doing just what makes you happy. I see no reason why that isn’t worth the money.

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WHAT'S IN A NAME?

From happiness to job interviews, online dating to the brands you buy, MADDY POTTS talks monikers, and what they mean

hakespeare’s Juliet told her Montague lover that a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But since the late 16th century the field of Onomastics has progressed considerably: we now know that a rose called Kevin would struggle to find a date, a rose called Sue would never become a high court judge in the US and a rose called Xavier would have behavioural problems. In the last few years, Onomastics – the study of names and their significance – has discovered evidence that the words on a birth certificate determine every aspect of our lives... Wannabe actors have long recognised the importance of the right name to reaching superstar status. Michael Caine knew he'd never be a leading man as 'Maurice Micklewhite', and Marion Michael Morrison figured 'John Wayne' would look better on film posters. Other actors anglicised their names for the industry - Helen Mirren was born Ilynea Lydia Mironoff, Audrey Hepburn was Edday Van Heemstra Hepbrun Rusten, and Carlos Irwin Estevez decided to de-Latin his name to Charlie Sheen. Tom Cruise and Alec Baldwin dropped the 'IV' and 'III' from their names respectively, and even human mega-franchise Oprah Winfrey has a nomenclature secret - she was christened Orpah, after a biblical figure, but swapped the letters to a more glamorous arrangement.

WOULD YOU DATE A KEVIN? But there's more than vanity to this celebrity trend. Terminal singletons in search of a date might want to consider whether their own name could be the cause of their romantic drought, because psychologists at Humboldt University in Berlin have discovered that some names are more attractive than others. After posting a series of similar profiles, without pictures, on a popular dating website, they discovered that Jacob was by far

judge if they have a masculinesounding name. The study found that Cameron is three times as likely as Sue to become a judge, while a female Bruce (of which there surely cannot be many) is around five times more likely. Lead researcher Bentley Coffey explained that, "in the context of the 'good old boy network', which is alive and well in the legal profession, a woman with a male moniker might just look and feel more like one of the boys." Amazingly, a name can also help to dictate which career path a person will choose. Someone with a name beginning with "den", such as Dennis or Denise, is more likely to become a dentist. Georges and Georginas are more likely to become geologists. Lawrences and Lauras are 12.5% more likely to become lawyers. A child with a name beginning "doc," "dok" or "med" are a huge 14.5% more likely to become a doctor.

the most attractive male name, doubling the hits of its closest runner-up, Alexander. Max, Peter and Mark were also popular. Unfortunately for the Kevins of the world, they received the least interest, closely followed by Justin, Marvin and Dennis. For the girls, common names like Charlotte, Emma and Hannah did well, while Mandy, Celine, Chantal and Jacqueline saw the fewest clicks. The researchers explained, "the main finding here was that names like Kevin or Chantal were dramatically more likely to be rejected by other users." But there's more: the researchers also found that "people with unpopular names were more likely to smoke, had lower self-esteem and were less educated." And their conclusion is supported by a swathe of other onomastic research that found, incredibly, that your name bears a direct correlation to your happiness. Name a child Judy or Joshua and they're more likely to find joy in life than a Pauline or a Frank. The researchers claims

Eytmology of Names - The Root of the Problem? Algernon – A Norman nickname meaning “has a moustache” Bethany – Derived from Hebrew, meaning “house of figs” Beverly – From a surname meaning “beaver stream” Byron – “place of the cow sheds” in Old English Giles – from the Latin for “young goat” Graham – From Old English, meaning “gravelly homestead” Julius – derived from the Greek word for “downy-bearded” Philip – from the Greek for “friend of horses”

that this is down to the association of names with figures in public life. Paulines, apparently, are thought to be most miserable because the name suggests the late long-suffering launderess Pauline Fowler in Eastenders, while Judies are more likely to be associated with jolly Judy Finnegan. The psychologists from Manchester Metropolitan University claim that these societial figures 'rub off' on the name and come to shape those people's personality. Bizarre. Dr David Homes said: "the associations we have with certain names, particularly significant namesakes, shapes how we see ourselves and has an effect on our assumed role in society." He also found that Marks and Ruths smile the most, and that Ben, Andrew and Edward are all miserable names for men. "Names are like product brands," he adds, "they have a powerful effect on attitudes, and should therefore be chosen with care."

HOW TO GET A JOB IN TORONTO Shockingly, even from primary school a name may dictate children's behaviour and academic performance. A report from Texas A&M University examined teachers' perception of students' motivation and achievement potential. Over a hundred teachers were given cards printed with students' details and instructed to judge their

behaviour and characteristics. The results showed that an African American first name such as Xavier received significantly lower achievement scores, even if a different race was identified on the card. Meanwhile, cards with African American listed as ethnicity saw no discernible effect on the results. The researchers concluded that while the teachers "may regard themselves as non-prejudiced, they may nevertheless hold negative feelings about African Americans which could be expressed in subtle, indirect ways such as through associations with names." So the Sheens, Mirrens and Hepburns of the world may have been on to something when they dropped their ethnic names. Toronto researchers have also discovered that an Anglophonesounding name can improve a job candidate's possibility of landing an interview in Canada. After nearly 8,000 fabricated resumes were sent to employers across the city, applicants with Caucasian names like Greg Brown were a staggering 47% more likely to get a call back from an employer than someone with a Greek, Chinese or Indiansounding name, even when equal Canadian education and proficiency in English and French were declared. Employment and career development is a burgeoning field of Onomastics. A study carried out by a university in South Caroline discovered that female lawyers in the US are considerably more likely to become a

GETTING AN 'A' EASY AS ABC... And it gets weirder. In baseball, the letter "K" indicates a strikeout, and professional players with this initial record more strikeouts than their team mates. American post-graduate students with a name beginning with "C" or "D" are more likely to receive those grades than their classmates. We even, according to the research, find ourselves drawn to brand names which closely resemble our own - Nicks record better responses to Nike than anyone else. In a real believe-it-or-not discovery, it turns out that a person whose initials spell out "VIP" are more likely to lead a long and prosperous life and those whose initials spell "PIG". The incredible phenomenon, the researchers explain, is actually very straightforward. "Implicit egotism makes every human being in any time period, in either gender, regard themselves as smarter and having better capabilities or talents than other people. People rate their own names and the first letter of their name more than any other." In fact, the way we feel about our name is so deeply ingrained in our psychology that, even in a persistent vegetative state, we record a higher level of brain activity when we hear our own name. So, what's in a name? Juliet asked. The answer, it would seem, is everything.

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racism in football: a glo

ALEX FINNIS points the spotlight on the underlying issue of racism in fo

he dark cloud of racism loomed ominously, fit to burst, over this English Premier League season. Several incidents threatened to overshadow what turned out to be one of the best seasons in the league’s history before enough was done on the pitch to seemingly sweep it under the rug. Liverpool’s Luis Suarez reminded the country of a problem many had thought, or at least hoped, had been close to eradication when he was banned for eight games for racially abusing Manchester United defender Patrice Evra. But after the expected outbursts of outrage and his rightful condemnation, football stole the show again. The cloud may still produce a downpour next January when Chelsea’s

The football world as a whole seems to be behind the times when it comes to the prejudices which our modern society is working to eventually eliminate for good. The actions caught on camera by the BBC in Stadiums of Hate simply do not match up with the world outside of the arenas, even in these Eastern European countries where racism is widely regarded as having a larger presence than in the West. Thankfully, as a whole, Poland and Ukraine are not represented by this minority of football hooligans. Black players were filmed emerging from the tunnel and onto the playing field amidst a chorus of monkey noises, not just from a small section of fans but from entire stands, writhing with mirth at the ‘hilarity’ of

The football world as a whole seems to be behind the times

leader and former England captain John Terry goes on trial for alleged abuse of QPR’s Anton Ferdinand. But in the end, the season escaped largely unharmed – its most dramatic of curtain calls ensuring that it will, in years to come, be remembered by Manchester City’s incredible maiden Premier League winning campaign, and the cloud will most likely disappear into the realms of forgotten history. Outside of the British Isles however, it is an entirely different story. With the European Championships currently being held in Poland and Ukraine, there are serious concerns, highlighted recently in an episode of BBC’s Panorama, entitled Euro 2012: Stadiums of Hate, that the tournament will be entirely destroyed by racism. It is undeniable that English football still has a problem with racism and this will require a great deal of work to eradicate. If ever it were possible for problems regarding such a sensitive issue to pale into insignificance, they do when placed next to what has been recorded in Poland and Ukraine. However, the two situations should not be separated, nor placed side-by-side, but viewed as a collective problem. This is not an issue of which country has the most serious problems with racism in their footballing community, but an issue of the footballing world being plagued, even in this day and age, by this most ugly form of prejudice.

their abuse. Worryingly, it was the young children who revelled in the abuse most of all – a sign that the problem will not simply die out with age – it is being ingrained within the next generation of football supporters as not only acceptable, but amusing. In Poland, the world ‘Jew’ has now come to be used as an insult in the dark, underground word of football hooliganism, and this underground is now escaping from the stadiums and hang-outs and into the streets in the form of racist graffiti. The so-called fans chant sickening slurs from the terraces: “Death, death to the Jewish whore,” to take one example, and as you watched these events unfold before you, there was the feeling that these people were not really here for the football, but because they believe that the stadiums are an acceptable place vent their prejudices in the most brutal of fashions. Of all places, of every country the world over that you could call to mind, Poland is perhaps the last place you could understand a revival of Nazi tradition, Nazi ways of thought. Inside the country’s football stadiums however, this is exactly what appears to be going on. Whole stands full of supporters unite in acting out fascist salutes, some even idolising Hitler in a country in which almost the entire Jewish population was wiped out by the very same man and his Nazi followers. These people are using football as an excuse to live decades behind

society, to exercise views whose damage it took a world war and millions of deaths to quell, and yet it is to these very stadiums that the crème de la crème of European football have travelled, along with its supporters, to witness the continent’s largest international football tournament. The abuse documented in Poland and Ukraine by the BBC is not limited to vocal forms, but spreads often into outbursts of inexplicable violence. Derby games in both countries were seen to turn into what can only be described as a battle between the two sets of fans. With one person justifying the actions of he and his fellow ‘fans’ with claims that their rival team was founded by Jews, and therefore deserved the abuse. Perhaps most shockingly of all was a piece of film made in Ukraine, which saw a set of supporters tire of abusing the opposition and turn on a group of their own fans. More explicitly, an Asian group of their own fans. The men were shown on camera senselessly beating this innocent group of people who had come to sit in the family section of the ground and cheer on the home team, simply because of the colour of their skin. In a subsequent interview, the victims described the authorities, the people who were supposed to be protecting them and preventing these kind of actions, as “useless.” Here, as much as in the ingrained prejudices of the stadium-goers, lies the problem. The Ukrainian services deny any kind of racism being present in their stadiums. They pass off the Nazi salutes as the fans merely pointing to the opposition supporters, and seem to brush the violence under the rug all together. This attitude makes this most unacceptable form of abuse out to be almost conventional, as something that comes part and parcel of going to watch a football match. As soon as you enter the stadium, you travel back in time. Despite all this, there is still a good chance that with the help of UEFA officials and with the spotlight being shone so brightly upon Poland and Ukraine, Euro 2012 will pass without racist incidents, and the whole issue will disappear once again from the forefront of society’s consciousness. In a very twisted way, it may actually be beneficial for the footballing world in the long term if this year’s tournament was marred by racism. It would make it impossible for the issue to be swept under the rug again; would overtake all footballing issues as the priority for change in the sport and begin in earnest

Eyes have been opened to the true extent of racism in football. Mario

the extermination of a problem that we in Britain do not see anything close to the full extent of, even with our current situation. Indeed, despite the recent case concerning Luis Suarez and John Terry, combined with the swathe of racism that struck Twitter seemingly in the midst of these events – Stan Collymore and Fabrice Muamba receiving abuse among others – it has taken an exposé with the shock factor of Stadiums of Hate to really create an atmosphere of disgust around the British public. The individual incidents we see crop up from time to time are regarded as just that – individual incidents, not further chapters in a wider on-going issue. Mario Balotelli, a player who attracts attention wherever he goes and whatever he says, has again hit the back pages recently by saying that if he is racially abused on the pitch during Euro 2012 he will walk off during the game. Balotelli then went further by adding: “If anyone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to jail, because I will kill them.” The footballer has been subject to racist abuse in the past, often being the victim of chants when playing in Italy

from his compatriots for being the only black player in the national team. In February earlier this year, he and his Manchester City team mate Yaya Touré were subjected to monkey chants by fans of Portuguese team FC Porto. In Russia, the hosts of the 2018 FIFA World Cup, Congolese centre-back Christopher Samba’s recent move to Anzhi

I live with racism Fans insult me and

Makhachkala from English club Blackburn Rovers has been marred due to abuse from fans as the player had a banana thrown at him from the stands. “I try not to think about racism,” said Samba after the incident, “I just want to believe that such problems do not exist on a global basis. Maybe I am mistaken but I do want to believe in it. As a rule any scandal of this kind is a result of a misconduct committed by one silly

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ootball, showing that it spreads far wider than just Poland and Ukraine

o Balotelli is one player who has suffered abuse in multiple countries

person. I don’t want to react to this.” This is another example of someone trying the conceal the issue of racism within football, but here it is not the authorities or the public that are trying to cover up the problem, but one of the victims. Naturally, Samba wants to believe that the problem is not one that spreads worldwide, just as he wants to believe

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it is caused by a few stupid people and nothing more sinister. The unfortunate truth is, given what we’ve seen on Stadiums of Hate, this is quite simply not the case. There is a backward culture of racism within the depths of the world of football – a culture that, although brutally exposed in Poland and Ukraine, is not limited to any particular country or footballing region. Incidents

crop up all over the world, and not that infrequently. Brazilian legend Roberto Carlos suffered exactly the same fate at Anzhi before Samba, having a banana directed at him from the stands, and the two events led to the Russian Football Union launching an anti-racism task force back in March. This is a necessary move for a country that is due, following an unexpected result in the voting, to host the biggest football tournament on the planet in six years’ time. However, action taken against racism should not be geared towards simply avoiding catastrophe on the big stage; it is the underlying culture that produces the incidents in the smaller games, the incidents that go unheard of until the spotlight gets shone forcibly upon them when an event of magnitude is looming that are in the greatest need of eradication. A programme along the lines of Stadiums of Hate could have been filmed in many more countries outside of Poland and Ukraine, it just so happens that current circumstances mean that the spotlight is presently on these two nations. It would be naïve to suggest that

the problem is limited to Eastern Europe. If an investigation were launched into racism in English football, shocking evidence would no doubt be found beneath the tip of the iceberg that returned to view this season. Thankfully, it would not be to the same level we have seen exposed in Poland and Ukraine. The authorities have done superbly in cutting levels of football violence in our country, and we would never see fascist salutes coming from the English terraces, but the problem is still there. Back in January of this year, a Liverpool fan was arrested following a racist outburst from the stand directed at Oldham Athletic player Tom Adeyemi. The offender was wearing a tshirt in support of the recently condemned Suarez – perhaps of the opinion that support for his club’s players goes beyond the bounds of both moral code and the law. This, is some ways, is no different from the Eastern European supporters who believe it necessary to abuse their rival players and fans because of the origins of their club. In Spain’s La Liga, widely considered as one of the top two footballing leagues in the world, along with the Premiership, Barcelona’s Dani Alves spoke to the Folha de Sao Paulo in February 2011, saying: “I live with racism in every game, but I'm not offended. Fans insult me and call me ‘monkey’. At first I was quite shocked, but now I don’t give it any importance. I have learned to live with it.” This is no different to what Christopher Samba has suffered in Russia – nowhere is exempt from these issues. Racism in football therefore, must not be viewed club by club or country by country, but as an international issue – as an issue within a sporting society which must be tackled as such. There are organisations set up to do this – Football Against Racism in Europe (FARE) was set up in 1999 and has since been a part of the biggest anti-racism in football campaigns in the continent, campaigns that have included anti-discrimination campaigns at the last two European Championships. Though they are slowly doing a good job in helping the problem, perhaps it is time for some stronger action to be taken, action that may unfortunately be to the forced detriment of the sport. Seeing fans, players, even clubs banned from the game would not be a pretty sight, and would be painful to watch, but some things are bigger than sport.

Racist views have escaped from the stadium and into Polish streets

John Terry will stand trial for racist abuse in January

Liverpool fans show their support for the condemned Suarez

Samba's move to Russia has been marred by abuse from the stands

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MArch of the living

MAX SUGARMAN investigates why 11,000 people are marching from Auschwitz to Auschwitz Birkenau every year

his year, I appreciatively accepted the chance to go on an event called March of the Living, a meeting of 11,000 people from 40 different countries who march on Holocaust Memorial Day from Auschwitz I to Auschwitz Birkenau. The walk was one of emotion and sadness, but also joy, as thousands of people, including survivors and relatives of survivors, moved as one to remember all those who had been lost to the deeds of the Nazis during the last century. The March itself began in the centre

trance sign watched us pass, a grim reminder of the sickening humour of the Nazis. We looked up at this sign, which translates as ‘Work will set you free’, and thought how much untenable hope this must have brought to people who had nothing left. The walk between the two camps took roughly an hour, and ended in the centre of Auschwitz Birkenau, in front of a stage which had been erected for the occasion. We entered Birkenau which is the largest camp, and the site where around 1.3 million men,

Photo: Benjamin Barash The March has a controversial approach to rememberance

of Auschwitz I. Under the harsh and eerie brick bunkers, crowds of people gathered to begin the March. They were all wearing the symbolic bright blue jackets of the March and an array of different flags protruded from the crowd. The camp was packed, each person trying to visualise the agony and despair that had occurred here decades ago. As the March began, you could see the sheer number of people that

women and children were executed, some within a matter of hours after their arrival. Underneath the infamous watchtower and gate, we were greeted by thousands of paddles of wood, which had been placed by the event's participants everywhere from the railway track to the barbed wire fencing. We had been given our own paddles as we entered the camp and told to write something meaningful on

As we left, my friend turned to me and told me that the 11,000 people here could be gassed in one day when the three camps that make up Auschwitz were operational. had come and the variety of different places they were from, that there was not one path or area of the camp that was empty. As we left, my friend turned to me and told me that the 11,000 people here could be gassed in one day when the three camps that make up Auschwitz were operational. The March moved out of Auschwitz I, the first camp built out of the three that make up Auschwitz. Above the heads of the Marchers, the notorious en-

them. Some had names written on them, while others contained simple messages of sadness and condolence. The paddles flooded the landscape, emerging out of every crevice and crack, every patch of grass and around every wired fence. The sight of these little squares of wood everywhere was extremely powerful; each one stood as a single reminder of each of the lives lost. Many had put names of people who had been murdered and as we walked

past reading them we saw the variety of uncountable people, ages and birthplaces that gave us a small glimpse of the number of deceased. As we moved on past the gate, an old man was bending down to place one in some rocks; he had dedicated his paddle to his little sister, who had not been as lucky as him. The crowd slowly progressed to the stage where they were beginning the ceremony. The stage had been set up inbetween the remains of two gas chambers that had been blown up by the Nazis when they heard that the war would soon be over. Speakers from different countries came to talk about what the day meant for them. A particularly emphatic speech came from a French Minister, who, after the recent attack on a Jewish family in Toulouse, stressed how important remembering the Holocaust was, and how we had to stop the world from falling back into the same pattern. Many were reduced to tears, as the politician defiantly stated that we must all ensure that something this terrible can never happen again; a sentiment that was echoed throughout the entire day. Several liberators were alsohonoured at the ceremony, where we were shown a short video illustrating what they had experienced on their approach to the camps. One American liberator spoke about how he had driven up to one of the camps to see a stick figure standing at the entrance. As he approached he saw that the figure was a young woman, only a silhouette of herself, deeply malnourished and barely able to stand. The camp she had been in was soon liberated and a few years later, after getting to know each other well, the soldier proposed to her. The two have been happily married since, what they must see as a small spark of happiness that emerged from the shattering darkness that the Second World War had reaped. The March of the Living is an incredible experience that reveals a small glimpse of the pain and suffering that occurred. Yet, the March is as meaningful as it is controversial. Many of the traditions and conventions that have emerged through the years have put into question what the March should mean. One such custom is that participants are asked to bring with them badges and stickers from their country of origin to share with the other international groups. On the face of it, the activity seems harmless, as each person comes back with a range of mementos about the people they have met, and it is a good way to emphasise to the school kids (that make up the majority of the March) just how remembering the Holocaust should

be an activity that crosses all borders and nationalities. Unfortunately, though, the sharing of badges quickly turns the March into some odd, bartering market. With everyone wanting something to remember from the trip, huge groups of kids begin chatting happily and swapping their badges. Soon, the location and date are soon forgotten. Chatting and asking where people are from, swapping a badge or telling them you already have their type; makes you quickly lose track of the solemnity of the occasion. In one instance I found myself jovially chatting to some school kids from Brazil, giving them a badge

Many think that such joyfulness is one of the only ways to let the deceased six million know that the Nazis did not win. The problem of the March is how to marry the solemnity with the happiness without leaving a bitter taste inthe mouth of the participant. Did it succeed? For me, the March of the Living was a powerful and moving experience, one that I will never regret nor forget. While there still are some serious questions concerning the nature of the March, it nonetheless manages to provide a spiritual and emotional way to connect with an event that is quickly becoming ‘just something from

It hit me how much death and suffering had occurred in a place where we were making idle conversation. Something felt far from right about what we were doing. and laughing about how they’d already been given badges from Britain. As I looked up, I realised we were outside Block 11, the infamous ‘prison within the prison’ where prisoners were taken to be incarcerated, tortured and starved. It hit me how much death and suffering had occurred in a place where we were making idle conversation. Something felt far from right about what we were doing. The truth is that the March is an event that faces a difficult juxtaposition. Whilst accepting the terrible losses of the Holocaust, it tries to promote the event as one of positivity as well as sadness. The fact that we stood and walked in the place of those that had fallen is not just an act of remembrance, but for many an act of defiance and redemption.

the history books’. When you see, first hand, the thousands of wooden paddles and hear testimonies of the survivors who are returning courageously to a place they wished they had never visited at all, you realise the importance of the march. They are bringing meaning to an indescribable memory. They are helping young people see and connect to an event which is all too easy to be passively apathetic about. The march manages to meaningfully commemorate the death of six million lives, a task which is far from simple. With the number of living survivors dwindling, and younger generations finding it harder and harder to relate to the Holocaust, the March of the Living can only become more important in providing such an insightful experience.

Holocaust survivors made the walk with friends and family

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Tuesday June 12, 2012

>Lifestyle

In this issue:

P 18 - Pineapples and Zen P 19 - Agony Uncles and Food Miles P 20 - Fictional Fashion P 21 - Pyramids and Petrol P 22 - Blind Dates and Summer Escapes

! H C A E B E H T O T LET'S GO

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Summer’s finally here, so it’s time to put down your books, kiss a sweet goodbye to exams and start thinking about that perfect holiday in the sun. Finding the perfect beach-wear can be a daunting task, taking into account the many different styles and options available and the desire to look like a celebrity on the sands – after all, it’d be a shame to let all that effort working on the perfect beach body go to waste! So, we’ve put together some of our favourite summer pieces to have you looking sizzling in the sun in no time…

Coming in a range of hot summer shades these rhinestone embellished sandals from Zara are vibrant and fun, yet delicate enough not to be too garish. A bargain at under £20, you can feel comfortable wearing them as day-time shoes, yet the jewel inspired decoration makes them versatile enough to be worn to more glamorous evening events - giving you that extra bit of summer sparkle.

This straw satchel from ASOS with sunflower detailing (£35) is bright, eye-catching and the perfect size for holding all those summer essentials. Reminiscent of sunny day picnics, the thatched design of the bag gives it a unique feel and the colouring is girly, yet neutral enough to be paired with almost anything.

Whether you’re looking for a beach coverup or a simple yet stylish evening look, a maxi dress such as this floral shirred maxi from Miss Selfridge (£33) is the perfect solution to take you from day to night in an instant. And, if florals aren’t your thing, don’t fear! Miss Selfridge have a range of these dresses in a wide variety of shades and patterns = summer dress problem, solved.

Finding flattering swim-wear can be a nightmare for anyone, but this swimsuit from Miss Sixty at New Look (£50.99) ticks a number of beach-wear boxes. If you’re looking for an alternative to the traditional bikini or swimsuit then the cut-out design of this piece is ideal; the costume maintains the look of a bikini, whilst the swimsuit style strip is perfect for hiding any unforgiving stomach sins…

Swimwear

Accessories

Distressed Polo shirts can be considered the 'bread and butter' of seasonal style. Easily withstanding the summertime perils of sun cream and suitcase (roll them up to save room on the plane). Dress up or down for a cool outfit which travels well abroad whilst still standing out at home, at Burton for £20.

For £20 at Topman you should go for muted yet smart statement colours adding an air of relaxed insouciance to your dressing. Lighter materials work for the changeable climate, yet are appropriate should you cave to the holiday demand for white trousers. A long-sleeve shirt easily transitions from shorts to trousers for a look that’s adaptably low maintenance, yet still stylish.

At £16 these large vintage sunglasses from Topshop are just the thing to add a touch of glamour to any summer outfit, both on the beach or off. The tortoiseshell frames are perfect for creating a soft summer look, whilst the shape is subtle enough to suit most face shapes, making them a holiday must have!

Daywear

Sandals

Though swimwear should be primarily for pool-time there’s no need to be overly garish, embrace casual colours and prints to display a suitably suave sun lounge style as shown by these swimshorts from Zara (£19.99). Though the length suitability may vary depending on your holiday destination, choose a length that enhances your physique without being overly constrictive. The trick with sunglasses is simplicity. Clean lines and shapes create effortless cool whilst the wood effect defies trend to create a classic item that will last from one holiday to the next. However, at £15 from ASOS there’s no need to fret should you find they’ve been lost by the pool or nicked by your significant other! This summer footwear embraces eco friendly materials that leave feet open to the elements. A flip-flop offers the best solution to both sweaty feet and travelling from pool to bar with relative ease. Whilst it’s likely your sandals won’t survive the summer onslaught, embrace H&M's offer of £6 without fear and walk a mile in these shoes!

18 LIFESTYLE The merits of becoming a pineapple...

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It would be so nice to be a pineapple. Pineapples don’t accidentally walk out of the wrong key texts doorway, buckle over the barrier and smack their face against their knees. Pineapples don’t do a special exam sweat into all of their clothes so that they smell the musky smell of rising panic long after you’ve finally calmed down. They just spend their lives swinging in the sun, on a Caribbean island, growing plump and sugary, until they are picked, flown abroad, and end up on a Dominos Hawaiian pizza. I was thinking about the happy life of a pineapple whilst walking around Asda. My brother’s new nickname is 'Sponge Ted, Square Head' and it was somewhere around the biscuit section that I got to confusing my SpongeBob characters, and wondering if SpongeBob and the underwater pineapple are related, when I saw her, from top to toe, immaculate. Bouffant hair, high heels, a disturbingly pert bottom. My library nemesis. Terrified that too much contact with friends will wreck my degree, I’ve replaced them all with one particular library chair which I’ve started referring to as ‘my usual'. ‘My usual’ and I have the most wonderful relationship. He is supportive and comforting, the perfect height, and cups my bottom just as I like it to be cupped. I couldn’t be happier in my chair-ship. We even got past the little chair-ship trouble (I caught him cheating on me with a physicist one morning) without any harsh words. The only problem with ‘my usual’ is the girl who sits at the opposite side of the room... on ‘her usual’. ‘My usual’ and I are fairly intimidated by this girl. She arrives every morning as though she’s come from a Topshop photoshoot, waggling her tight-jeans like a metronome from the door, then spending the next five hours flirting with the entire library, books and all. ‘My usual’ and I don’t like her. She’s far too attractive for the library. She’s much funnier than I am. She has time to brush her hair before going to Asda. I bet she still has friends. “Hey.” I nod enthusiastically, hiding my jealousy under a glorious, welcoming smile.“... Hi?” she replies, scared. She clearly has no idea who I am. A whole term I’ve been sitting opposite her in that library, watching the seats around her get filled progressively with increasingly attractive men. I stomp past her angrily, and buy a pineapple. I’m really looking forward to the end of this term. Firstly, I’m going to try to remember the names of my friends, and if I manage, I’m going to replace the library with the Willow and ‘my usual’ with them. I’m much better prepared to be outshone and then snubbed in a club than in Asda. At least when that kind of thing happens in a club, I can blame my behaviour on alcohol, and then be sick on her.

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Yoga Bunnies Lucie Parker and Alice Shaw Ingham's step-by-step guide

oga, an ancient but perfect science, deals with the evolution of humanity. This evolution includes all aspects of ones being, from bodily health to self-realisation. Yoga cultivates the ways of maintaining a balanced attitude in day-to-day life and endows skill in the performance of ones actions.

It is this composed attitude that is so necessary in dealing with the stresses of student life, as our new found independence brings with it the responsibility of sustaining a balanced life of work and play. As we are currently enduring the up and down emotions that the exam period inevitably delivers, many of you will find the need for a recreational solution to your stresses. Yoga is the perfect route to travel down, bringing you not only the peace of mind that will lead to balance in your life, but also allowing your body to relax through gentle yet effective exercise. Here are four yoga positions that we would recommend to anyone, from beginners to advanced. They can be done during a quick fifteen minute revision break whilst waiting for your dinner to cook, or alternatively can be practised on repeat in the morning to wake yourself up in the right frame of mind. Before you start any of these positions, take a couple of minutes to practice yoga breathing, which provides your body with its maximum oxygen content. This is firstly to get your mind to relax and your body to unwind from whatever you have previously been doing, and secondly, it is good practice for when you continue this breathing whilst in the yoga positions. First, lie down on your back, relaxed, with hands and legs outstretched and eyes looking up at the roof. Gently close your eyes and relax...

Step 1:

Position 1: Warrior 1

Position 3: Downward dog

ABDOMINAL BREATHING

Named after a fierce warrior incarnation of Shiva, this version of the Warrior Pose increases stamina. First stand up straight with your legs together and then slowly raise your arms out to the sides in line with your shoulders. Then step out to the side with one of your legs, rotating your foot so it is facing in the same direction as your arm. Bend your leg and lunge to the side, feeling the stretch all the way up your leg.

First stand up straight with your legs together and then slowly bend over to place your hands on the floor above your feet. You can bend your knees if needed. Then take a step back with your first leg and when balanced take a step back with your other leg to join the first one.

Observe your natural breath. You will notice that as you inhale the abdomen rises and then falls with exhalation. Watch this for a few moments to check this flow. Now begin to deepen, lengthen and extend that movement. That is, while inhaling, let the abdomen rise to its limit and at exhalation let it fall completely.

Hold this position for as long as you need to fully stretch out.

Switch legs and repeat.

Keep the chest still during this entire process – only move the abdomen. Continue this for 20 breaths and then rest. Step 2:

THORAIC (CHEST) BREATHING Again observe your normal breath, this time focusing your attention on the chest. You will notice the chest moving slightly up at inhalation and down with exhalation. Again observe this pattern for a few moments. Now again, begin to deepen, lengthen and extend that movement. This time, on inhalation, expand and lift the rib cage, filling the lungs completely. Then on exhalation, let the lungs collapse fully, sinking to the limits.

Position 2: Warrior 2

Position 4: The child

First stand up straight with your legs together and then slowly raise your arms out to the sides in line with your shoulders. Then step forward with one foot and lunge as deeply as you can, whilst maintaining a straight back throughout.

The final pose allows you to relax after doing the three more rigorous ones above. Get on your hands and knees on the floor and then slowly sit back onto your feet with your arms still stretched out in front of you. Then slowly move your arms back to be parallel with your feet whilst at the same time placing your face gently on the floor. Rest like this for as long as you need.

Switch legs and repeat.

In this step, keep the abdomen still, moving only the chest. Do this for 20 breathing cycles and then stop. Focus on your breathing continually whilst completing every yoga position.

GOLDEN RULE: The above steps should be done WITHOUT strain. The natural tendency is to heave with effort. The right way is to make it smooth and effortless. Go slow and easy.

Note: These positions can be done either singularly, or in a fluent routine in the order they come in here.

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AGONY UNCLES

Following their letter-hacking scandal, Jack Knight and Nicholas Dunn-McAfee reveal they never really liked you anyway...

Q: Should I tell someone at uni Q: I am going on holiday with Q: How do you cope with the that I like them before the holi- a housemate that I hate. What awkwardness of going home for days? should I do? the summer? Jack: Of course. You should definitely do this. I have never heard a better idea in my life ever. Do this now! It won’t be weird or awkward. The only thing that might be a stumbling block between them being ignorant of your love and a wonderful relationship is how you tell them. I would go with the biggest, brashest and brightest declaration of your undying love. Maybe hire a plane to etch your love in sky writing. Possibly serenade them with a band. Or maybe even just go into one of their lectures and interrupt matters by screeching your love for them as loudly as possible. They don’t even have to be in the lecture. News of it will reach them soon enough, don’t you worry. Or, maybe, it could just be tremendously awkward and you should possibly leave it to mull over for three months. Up to you really. Nicholas: Summer loving is like a box of chocolates: prolonged sunshine means it melts into a horrendous, congealed mess that no one can enjoy. Extended imagery aside, I’m not entirely sure you’ve thought this one through. Unless you live under a rock or you’re a politics student you’ve probably got friends this summer or, if you’re really adventurous, you might even be going for a jolly good knees-up abroad. Shouldn’t you be screaming “YOLO” at strangers whilst drinking out of a shoe instead of worrying about the boyfriend at home? When you and your “bst gurrllies head off 2 MALIGA 2K12” shouldn’t you just enjoy yourself ? And when you look back at photos, wouldn’t you rather label the men in them as “snake-hips” and “behind the bins at the hotel” then think of the fun you could have had?

Jack: Why not use this holiday as an opportunity? Not an opportunity to wipe the slate clean and rekindle your lost friendship, but as a chance to fully realise your hatred and exact suitable revenge. Tell him the wrong flight time. Bribe the airline to lose his suitcase. When he finally gets his suitcase back get really drunk and vomit in it. Lend him sun cream that is actually just particularly viscous milk and watch him literally burn. And then the night before your return journey phone border patrol and tell them he is an infamous drug smuggler and they should get the latex gloves and lubricants ready. Nothing confirms the death of a friendship like a violated housemate languishing in a foreign prison. Nicholas: You’ve spent the year drinking and backswilling their milk, having to wear earphones to cover the comical sound of their singing and you’ve even have had an hour long shower once to irritate them. All of these for one good reason – because they are one terrible excuse for a human being. Now, I know the only reason you agree to go on holiday with your entire house is because of a large dose of Stockholme syndrome, but I’m not willing to let you suffer in silence. Let them know that even though you’re in another country, hate knows no boundaries. Put a towel on every single deck chair. If they ever fall asleep whilst dosing in the sun, spray them with lemon juice and watch the insects swing by. And if you really want to enjoy your holiday, empty their suitcase into the pool on opening night screaming “WHEN IN ROME, RUIN YOUR FRIENDSHIP”. You might well be a sociopath, but you’ll be a tanned sociopath.

Jack: I don’t as I never go home for the summer. This is a rookie error that only morons and idiots make. Never return to the scene of the crime. Instead I spend July on the French Rivera, August on safari in Kenya and my September is mainly centred on living the high life in some world class city. Or instead, just doing what I did last summer – working in York and living in a halfempty house. But if you really must return to your hometown the only real way to cope is gin. Gin in all its wonderful juniper-flavoured forms. A sneaky gin and tonic at 11.30am. A refreshing dry martini with lunch. A decadent Long Island Ice Tea for afternoon tea. Have it with Dubonet for dinner. And maybe a simple shot of the stuff as a bedtime snack. Sorted. Nicholas: Summer brings many things: most of them venereal diseases and sunburn, but occasionally you even have to go home back to civilised society. Now the awkwardness you feel about having to see your siblings or see the kind people who had a quickie to conceive you shouldn’t be limited to you. I propose a personality transplant; not in the same way Britney Spears went psycho on us, but something strange enough to ruffle feathers. Whilst I can’t recommend taking up drugs and getting a Japanese girlfriend ala John Lennon, try your best to be the exact opposite of what you were before. Used to love your parents? Convince your mum she’s having memory problems by putting her handbag in the freezer and moving her car onto a different part of the street each night. With any luck your parents might just give you enough to live in York this summer. Your welcome.

SAVE THE BACON.AND THE PLANET! A

nyone who knows me well enough knows that I love good food, and most of my favourite recipes include some from of meat. You can imagine my horror as I casually scroll through science articles online and suddenly see a headline suggesting that climate change is being made worse by meat eaters. I was so shocked my bacon roll almost fell out of my hand! I couldn’t understand it! I try to do my bit when it comes to preventing climate change but I never thought meat had anything to do with it! The article that interested me was by Weber and Matthews who were researching the greenhouse gas emissions caused by the meals we eat. It

Lucy Vladev spills the beans on food miles stead of a diet based on red meat and dairy then you could manage to save the equivalent of 1160 miles per year respectively. However those who have managed to shift away from red meat and dairy towards chicken fish and eggs for good can save up to 8100 miles per year of green house gas emissions for their household.

also appears that Weber is a strict vegetarian - make of that what you will! Preconceptions aside, Weber and Matthew's work is actually quite interesting because instead of just telling you off for eating strawberries from Mexico - because it is not so close to England - they look at greenhouse gas emissions associated with the production, transportation and distribution of food consumed, which means (unfortunately for my bacon sandwich) they had quite a convincing argument. The findings suggest that a household full of people who don’t eat red meat manages to save over five times the amount of greenhouse gas emissions than a household who buys all of their food locally sourced. To put this into perspective, I shall copy their analogy - which involves cars! Driving a car produces about 4.4 tonnes of CO2 per year which is around 12,000 miles of travel. Now, if we measure the tonnes of CO2 produced by a household by comparing it to miles a car would have to drive then things become a lot easier - apparently. So, if you imagine this 12,000 miles worth of CO2 building up and your household is to blame, the poor polar bears might start to stare disappointedly at you through the TV ad-

verts. ‘What what can you do?’ I hear you all shout with fear...Well, by eating locally sourced produce you would be saving the equivalent of 1000 miles a year in green house gas emissions in your household compared to most of your neighbours. Or by eating a diet of chicken, fish and eggs in-

It looks like red meat avoiders everywhere deserve a pat on the back for helping to keep our planet (and polar bears) nice and happy. But it’s OK dedicated meat eaters, you are not bad people! By just cutting back one day a week and having fish instead of meat you too could help to save the planet! Which I think gives you a valid justification for dragging out the cape you used in freshers week and getting your best superhero impression going! That said, as I look down at my bacon butty (which fortunately Weber and Matthews do not discuss in their article), I can’t help but think...maybe I will start next week!

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Tuesday June 12th, 2012

Learning to Say I

Lauren Bray embraces a new found sense of assertiveness

t's a running joke amongst my group of friends that I can’t say no. Sometimes it's as if I made a Yes Man style covenant at birth to say yes to everything and anything. The problem is that whilst my inability to say no has led me down some interesting, rewarding and down right hilarious paths, it can also be a source of stress, exhaustion and disappointment. When it comes to organizing coffee catch-ups, lunches and nights out my instinctive repetition of the word yes means that I very rarely have any time to myself. Consequently, my degree, sleeping pattern and bank balance all start to suffer. Saying yes isn’t just restricted to my social life either, it extends to doing favours for people when I don’t really have the time; lending them money when I don’t always have the means and buying or signing up for ridiculous things because of the ‘really lovely person’ in the town centre. Of course none of this is the fault of the person making requests, indeed the responsibility resides with me and my apparent phobia of “that word”. So this week I’ve decided to do something about it. According to researchers in North Carolina, we consistently overcommit to activities because we are all predisposed to expect a future surplus of time. The researchers claim that the very nature of time tricks us, allowing us to forget just

how easily small commitments fill up our day - sneaky I know! Apparently we are all programed to blissfully assume that there’s ample time to do everything we’ve planned to - but tomorrow soon becomes today, and yesterday's naive “Yes” morphs into today's “Oh, whoops!" Eventually we find ourselves making (comically implausible) excuses, or becoming completely overstretched and stressed out. One common sense way to get around this is to keep a diary, or at least a mental check of what you have to do in the week so your plans don't run away with you.

us as the ‘nice person’ who they can call on or count upon at the last minute, no matter what. Every time we say yes when we don’t mean it we’re basically making ourselves into a doormat which reads: "Please like me, I’ll do anything!" Still finding those two letters too scary to utter? Here are a few tips I’ve uncovered on how to coax them out. Firstly, most of the time we don’t have to give an answer immediately, so tell people you need time to think about it; this gives you space to consider whether you actually want to do whatever’s being asked of you, and removes the anxiety caused by having to say no to someone's face, especially immediately after the question is asked. After all, a detached text or Facebook message is way more forgiving on the conscience. Also remember that saying no does not always have to be synonymous with being unhelpful either. If you can’t or don’t want to do something, try redirecting the person to someone

Whilst that all makes perfect sense, my problem is that I often say yes even when I know I don’t have enough time to do something, and most problematically when I don’t actually want to do it. Sound familiar? According to Oprah we suffer from the suspiciously euphemistic 'Disease to Please' - which as tragic as it sounds, means we’re the people that always say yes to make others see

that might be interested. Oh, and as for those brilliantly crafted excuses... Don’t use them! Speaking from experience, excuses simply give people an opportunity to contest your reply and to pressure you into changing your mind, or worse still, to offer a heartfelt solution to your imagined and often far-fetched predicament: "Sorry I can’t do lunch today, someone has been following me around all morning, so I had to take a longer route home, you know, to throw them off my trail, only now I dare not leave the house." "OMG, stay inside - we’ll bring the food to you - lock the doors and only answer if you hear me ring the bell three times to the tune of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets." However, joking and ‘coping mechanisms’ aside we eventually need to learn that saying no is okay. It doesn’t give off the impression that we’re selfish or uncaring individuals, but (at the risk of challenging Oprah for her self-empowerment crown) being able to say no does tell other people that you respect yourself and that you’ve got other priorities, just like everyone else. So, here’s to saying NO! Say it loud and say it proud !

Fictional Fashion Zena Jarjis makes character clothing wearable Ever wanted to take inspiration from your favoutite characters from books and cartoons? With this guide to wearable high street basics and statement accessories, making the styles of fictional dreams into reality has never been so easy: Forrest Gump from Forrest Gump Shirt - £30 - Topman Cap - £13 - River Island Chinos - £14.99 - H&M Trainers - £40 - Vans at Schuh

Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter Top - £50 - House of Fraser Blazer - £69 - House of Fraser Trousers - £30 - Republic

Turanga Leela from Futurama Top - £26 - Topshop Leggings - £18 - Topshop Boots - £29.99 - New Look Bracelet - £4.99 - New Look

Lisa Simpson from The Simpsons Dress - £30 - Dorothy Perkins Shoes - £60 - River Island Necklace - £18 - Monsoon

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A Luxor-ious HOLIDAY

Ellie Swire recalls her Egyptian adventures

could hardly believe it. We were travelling down the wrong side of a busy duelcarriageway, horns blaring as cars swerved to avoid us. But that wasn’t even the worst part: we were travelling down the wrong side of a duel-carriageway in a rickety horsedrawn cab, through the middle of down-town Luxor, a city bursting with history. Driving anywhere is a hazardous activity in Egypt, even at the best of times. But in a carriage, with cars weaving around you from all directions, the dangers seem even greater - especially when the driver is only watching the road fifty per cent of the time. In Luxor, the opportunity to ride in a horse-drawn carriage (or ‘caleche’) is marketed at tourists as part of the ‘Luxor experience’. We had barely stepped outside our hotel before we were assayed from all sides by cabdrivers offering us their "special price" to take us to the Luxor Temple, Museum or even across the Nile to the Val-

ley of the Kings. But our driver, Ahmed, had cornered us the day before, while we were buying bottled water from the shop, and so we were more or less tied to making our planned trip to Karnak with him and his cantankerous horse, Rambo. But ,for all of the distressing moments of our perilous journey, our fears were forgotten as soon as we arrived at Karnak. This vast temple complex is the largest ancient religious site in the world, with the oldest parts having been dated from between 2055 BC and 1650 BC. Once one of the most impressive and important sites of the ancient Egyptian age, it lay close to the city of Thebes, with a sphinx-lined road built to directly connect it to the Luxor Temple three kilometres away. In the middle of the complex stands the formidible Hypostyle Hall, a hall area of 50,000 square feet with 134 massive columns arranged in 16 rows,

some almost 21 metres high, with a diameter of over three metres, covered from top to bottom in hieroglyphics. We could only wonder what some of these hieroglyphs might mean, but in some of the reliefs it was possible to discern exactly what was happening: battle-scenes with the pharoh ordering the execution of slaves; the pharoh receiving the symbol of long life from the gods; the pharoh and his queen, ruling in harmony over a vast kingdom, and there were scenes from everyday life as well: farmers hearding their cattle, men catching fish in the river Nile, scribes and priests at work while Nubian slaves stand at the edges and fan them with palm leaves. It was incredible – a whole civilisation preserved in the pictures they created; the details of their

ordinary day-to-day living. In the early evening light (it had been too hot to even think about making our visit during the day), the Hall became more beautiful and more eerie, especially once we realised that we were the only visitors left in the complex. It was completely still and silent and as we stood there, we tried to imagine how spectacular it must have been, even more so than it appears now. As we left through the visitors’ entrance, the blood-red sun was sunk low on the horizon, while to the east, the moon was rising rapidly in a dusty blue sky. Ahmed came running towards us, waving frantically. “Here, here – Rambo is waiting for you!” Rambo scowled at us with an expression that suggested we were the last people in the world he wanted to see at that moment. It was going to be a long ride back to the hotel - hopefully on the right side of the dual-carriageway this time around.

Start the Car! Fred Nathan considers the student motorists among us

he problems associated with driving at university are well documented. Cars are expensive to run, with insurance, the cost of petrol and repair works should anything go wrong. The centre of York is an absolute nightmare to navigate, with expensive parking and a fiendish one way system, and everywhere is so god-damn close! There's a bus into town from campus if you're too lazy to ride shank's pony. Yet having a car offers flexibility, ease in terms of errands and can be useful if you want a job in Monks Cross, Clifton Moor or the Designer Outlet, or if you desire, a trip to the North York Moors on a weekend. If you live in Tang Hall and want to nip onto campus for a book, it can be pretty handy if you take advantage of the free 45-minute parking near Market Square, or you park on the hilly road near New Vanbrugh. Looking around at my friends, acquaintances or the wider student population who have a car, I’ve noticed similarities and differences both in type of cars they drive and their usage in York and consider it rather like a David Attenborough observational documentary. The plethora of student cars I have seen in my two years at

York starts with a three door hatchback, the Fiat Cinquecento. Made famous as the old banger that Simon drives in the Inbetweeners, it has tiny wheels, a tiny steering wheel and looks as if a light gust of Yorkshire wind will blow the car onto its side at any given moment. It can be seen bombing (struggling) up the hill towards campus with the driver’s back seat passengers squashed against the windows with absolutely no space to sit, or in the car park of Morrisons where the owner struggles to fit more than three bags of shopping into its minuscule boot. The Nissan Micra can often be seen serenely driving around Heslington village or down Newland Park Drive, looking like it is going a lot slower than it actually is. This car is close to my heart, as it is what I drive. I get ripped to shreds for having an 'OAP’s car', and I will admit that the little Micra is favoured by those over the age of 60. However, it is well known that Japanese cars, especially Nissans, are as sturdy as anything, never break down on you

and are a great, and great value, start-up car. No bias here at all... Or we have the Polo/Fiesta. The most common species of student car, this mid-range 1.4 engine is safe, solid and the sort of car every parent envisages for their child: not too expensive, good reputation, safe and sound. Perfect to be seen at Monks Cross Asda on a Saturday afternoon stocking up on amenities or perhaps at Castle Howard for when the house fancy a day out of the city. Or, more likely, failing hideously round the one-way system in town, driving up Coney Street on a Saturday afternoon by mistake as its ditsy driver did not realise the hundreds of shoppers milling around meant it was pedestrianised. You occasionally have motorists of the two wheeled variety. Not a hefty Yamaha, Suzuki, or even a Harley Davidson. No, more than likely the terrible 50cc moped or maybe, if you're lucky, a 125cc. You see, most students would have done the basic CBT motorcycle training and hence be able to drive a low-speed affair. My housemate passed and has a dreadful little 'ped which I genuinely feel could be overtaken on foot. Yet he works in Monks Cross, and

uses it regularly, so I have respect for his daily dice with death. You also have the anomalies. I’m talking about the rare breed of cars that you really should not see students driving. There is the flash BMW 1 series, driven by a ‘chap’ whose father thought he’d splash out on a nice set of wheels for his youngest son. Finally, there is also odd occasion where the car is a hand-me-down, and looks out of place, as the driver of the baby blue Mercedes C-class (with beige interior) that used to belong to his mother, is driven round campus like a rally car, its proprietor loving the fact he owns a Merc despite it doing about four miles to the gallon and breaking down on the A64. Classy.

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YORK VISION Tuesday June 12th, 2012

Riviera Runaway

Frances Jennings gets you excited for the summer holidays

xams are finished and lectures are slowly grinding to a halt (unless you’re a Chemistry student, of course). The end of the university year is nigh; we’re all tired and a little richer as a result of swapping Tokyo for textbooks, so why not grab a few friends and organise a little getaway as a treat this summer? If you’re willing to brave it, and travel a little further than the sunny shores of Scarborough this summer, then why not check out these destinations?

allowing you to visit all the major Riviera cities – Saint-Tropez, Cannes and even Monaco – even if you only stay in your favourites. As for accommodation, the Cote d’Azur is full of campsites ranging from simple tent-pitches to the vast Eurocamp resort near Saint-Tropez - and there are plenty of excellent hostels and boutique hotels in Cannes and Nice a little up the coast if the great outdoors isn’t your thing. If you choose this option for summer travel then be sure to visit old town Antibes for a truly boutique holiday experience; and the famous Absinthe bar makes Evil Eye look like Yates'...

– given that basic entry to the festival is £90, with additional costs for boat/afterparties ranging between £7-15 – at around half the price of a Leeds/Reading ticket, it’s hard to resist! With local seafood restaurants, cocktailbars and the infamous Barbarella Discotheque afterparty, the location is the perfect holiday destination when you’re not watching the artists or attending one of the all-day Argonaughty boat-parties – and it’s not far from an interrail stop! With local hotel The Garden Tisno offering apartment accommodation just metres away from the action, The Garden Festival provides you with a significantly jollier festival experience than the UK – great views, great weather, no mud and, perhaps most importantly – your own toilet.

French Riviera Most people associate the luxurious and picturesque French Riviera with yachts, royals and Hollywood starlets but it IS possible to visit this holiday heaven on a student budget... with a few conditions, of course. Interrailing tickets for travel within France are priced between £116-177 depending on the number of ‘travel days’ and offer unlimited travel on those days;

with a splash then grab some friends and head to Croatia, Greece or Italy this summer with Yacht Week. Charter a yacht for you and 6-14 friends on either Caribbean or European waters; visit the best beaches and landmarks Italy & Greece have to offer and experience a week of affordable luxury and unforgettable events. Just remember to pack your bikini! Costs range from £300-600 depending on yacht size, numbers, location and whether you choose to sail with a skipper/host or not – and each ‘week’ allows you access to exclusive events and parties both on and off-shore with the other 50 yachts taking part in the adventure. The only downside to this holiday is it isn’t one for the lads; after a few serious incidents all-male groups are heavily discouraged from taking part, so make sure you’ve got a few lovely ladies to travel with! Yacht week also operates in the Winter months in the British Virgin Islands – so if you missed out on August tickets, there’s always Christmas...

The Garden Festival Ever been to Croatia? Since 2006 the relatively-unheard of town of Petrcane near Zadar has been host to a summer festival called ‘The Garden Festival’, which runs over two weekends and consists of live acts, DJ sets and yacht parties. You won’t get many big UK names playing but

Yacht Week If you’ve found your pockets a little fuller from not going out this term, or you’re looking to celebrate finishing your degree

BLIND DATE Vision's resident matchmaker BEN DILKS sets up... History of Art student Imogen and History and Politics student Jamie! Imogen on Jamie Hopes and fears before the date? I was worried he wouldn't turn up! I hoped he'd be nice and funny, but was afraid it'd be someone that would cut me up into little pieces! First impressions? Sweet natured and kind: a heart of gold. He seemed slightly nervous. What did you chat about? We talked about sports and about his rowing and my running. That and about the future.

Any awkward moments? No, he kept on chatting which was really nice because there were no awkward silences. His best feature? His personality. His worst feature? Oh no! Don't ask that because he'll say something horrible about me! Would you introduce him to your friends? Yes! Could he meet your parents? He's definitely parent material. 100%. Did you go on anywhere? Nope. How did you part company? Just with an awkward nod. Marks out of 10? 7. Would you like to meet again? He seems really lovely but there wasn't that much chemistry. I'm sure I'll see him around.

Jamie on Imogen Hopes and fears before the date? Hopes would be that she is like a female David Beckham with less facial hair. Fears were that she'd be another one to fall madly in love with me and I'd have another clinger on my hands. First impressions? That she was really easy to talk to, we seemed to get on well straight away and had quite a lot in common. What did you chat about? Lots of stuff; Revs, marathons, Made in Chelsea, history, art, history of art, The O.C., moustaches, the property industry, rowing, all the usual things. Any awkward moments? Not really, apart from an extremely awkward encounter with an overly friendly local man. Her best feature? She was so friendly and warm, which meant there was never any awkward silences. Her worst feature? Rubbing it in that she had finished exams and I hadn't.

Would you introduce her to your friends? Yeah definitely, she seems like she could get along with anyone. Could she meet the parents? That's a pretty big step, but I'm sure she would make a good impression. Did you go on anywhere? With the crowd that The Rose & Crown brings on an early evening, there was no need. How did you part company? I'm a big fan of the friendly hug, don't knock it. If you could change one thing about the evening, what would it be? Nothing from the actual date really. Marks out of 10? A solid 7 I'd say. Would you like to meet again? Yeah why not.

"Blind Date" is kindly sponsored by The Rose & Crown Pub and Restaurant on Lawrence Street. If you or a friend would like to participate, enjoy a free meal and the chance to find true love, please email your name, year of study and course to lifestyle@yorkvision.co.uk

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COLLEGE HOCKEY ALCUIN UNBEATEN BUT DEFEATED ALCUIN PRODUCED one of the performances of the tournament to defeat Halifax 1sts 5-3, yet despite winning four and drawing one, they still didn’t progress through to the semi-finals. Their draw against Derwent became nullified due to a rule infringement, with Derwent awarded a 1-0 win, and Alcuin exiting the tournament on goal difference. Halifax still progressed, but were beaten to top spot by Derwent 1sts on goal difference, after they hammered a poor Goodricke side. Langwith’s miserable run continued, as James finished on a high to seal 4th place in the group with a comfortable victory. A stirring second-half Alcuin comeback ended Halifax 1sts' 100% record, as they succumbed to a 5-3 defeat. Halifax went into the game as one of the tournament favourites, and inspired by the efforts of Joe Lancaster and Hannah Boyne, showed why in the first-half. Cat Johnson opened the scoring for Halifax with a neat touch. Alcuin equalised only for Halifax to once more take the lead, as Barnaby Spink squeezed a finish home at the back post. Alcuin returned to the pitch looking a

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different side in the second half, adding a cutting edge to their game as they scored four times, with Lucinda Cowling and Catherine O’Mahony netting two a piece. Alcuin needed to win by a five goal margin to progress through to the semi-finals, and with five minutes left, leading 5-2, that looked achievable. However, Alcuin’s fate was sealed when Halifax scored a late breakaway consolation through Johnson, but their performance belittled the fact that they have failed to progress. The game ended 5-3, with the tournament's favourites Halifax 1sts left stunned by Alcuin. Derwent 1sts annihilated Goodricke 1sts 22-1 in the biggest victory of the college hockey cup so far. Jack Bradshaw and MacDonald combined brilliantly in attack to put Goodricke to the sword, while in midfield, Rachel Brocke executed countless tackles and interceptions. In the second-half, MacDonald scored four goals in as many minutes straight after the restart as Derwent raced to their 22-1 victory. Goodricke registered a consolation as Lizzie Baxton tapped in from Chris Taylor-Hayward's pass. Meanwhile, James 2nds scored 10 against Langwith 2nds, demonstrating their improvement over recent weeks, as the sublime Ashley Collinson found the net six times. After a scrappy opening, James took the lead through Collinson and didn't look back, as the lethal pairing of Butterworth and Collinson combined to wreak havoc. The scoreline was harsh on Langwith, who battled hard with little reward. Reporting by: Dave Washington, Jack Bradshaw and Chris Butterworth

OSBORN IN SEVENTH HEAVEN

HALIFAX 2NDS sealed their progress through to the semi finals with an 11-1 demolition of Goodricke 2nds. James 1sts topped the group and continued their 100% record as they enjoyed a by against Vanbrugh, who failed to field a full side. James will be one of the teams to beat in the knockout stages. Meanwhile Langwith 1sts cruised to a comfortable 9-1 victory over Derwent 2nds to go out of the cup on a high. Halifax put in one of their most impressive performances to date, firing in eleven to prove their credentials as potential cup winners. They had two goals denied early on; an unfortunate James McNeill lifted the ball over a defender’s stick each time, an offence in college hockey. Goodricke had their own chances in the first half; Tom Merriman was a veritable vision for Goodricke, stopping many of Halifax’s assaults on goal. Goodricke squandered chances simply by not being as quick as the Halifax team. Nick Finill and James McNeill were on loose balls like lightning, whilst Graeme Osborn scored an admirable seven goals, even though he could have had more if he had not managed to hit the post on four occasions. Goodricke scraped back one goal through a determined attack, which culminated in a perfect sweep from Ben Crawley. They couldn’t match this feat a second time, and the match closed with the score 11-1 to Halifax. Langwith put in a top notch performance against Derwent 2nds, dominating throughout in a game marred by a serious knee injury to Chris Hopkins. Charlie Williams scored twice in the early stages to hand the men in yellow the

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initiative. Derwent attained a foothold in the match as Callum Douglas tapped in, following good work from Rachel Brook. However the two-goal cushion was restored when Langwith captain Doug Jayatilaka added a third seconds later as Derwent's defence crumbled, before Henrietta Temple added a fourth before the break. Langwith's dominance continued after the break as they added three more before the match was interrupted by injury. Chris Hopkins collapsed to the ground in agony as his knee jarred. A medic was sent for and Hopkins was stretchered off, causing a lengthy delay. After the game restarted, Jayalitaka bagged two more goals to take his tally to five for the match, and his team's to nine, to finish the tournament in style. Vanbrugh's inability to field a team ended their hopes of progressing. Now the final four have been decided, we move into the knockout stages with bated breath. Reporting by: Sally Dolton, Jack Bradshaw and Dave Washington

STAR OF CAMPUS: RADHEEKA JIRASINHA

YORK'S SAILING SENSATION SPEAKS TO ALEX FINNIS ABOUT HER CAREER SO FAR AND FUTURE ASPIRATIONS When did you start sailing? What made you want to start?

here you kind of have to wear a wetsuit or a drysuit.

Which Olympics would they be? Rio in 2016?

I first started when I was about 11 or 12. My Dad was a parallel Olympic sailor and my brother sails too.

What is your training routine?

Maybe 2016 or maybe the one after that.

Right now I'm kind of not training, but when I'm competing I'm training about three days a week, and then working out pretty much all the other days.

What is your best ever sailing moment?

Where have you competed? I've represented my country, Sri Lanka, in quite a few places actually. Thailand, Indonesia, Spain... and at the Asian Games. At which age groups have you represented your country? I haven't been in a championship for them since I was about 18, but I think I'm going to go back and hopefully target the next Asian Games. Do you have an inspirational figure? Not really, but I think I'd have to say my Dad. Are sailing conditions different as you travel all over the world, say between England and Asia? It's a lot colder! I'm not used to it at all. I'm used to sailing in shorts and a t-shirt but

I think I'm going to go back and target the next Asian Games

Probably walking into the opening ceremony at the Asian Games. Your toughest moment? Sailing a really good race, finishing 4th and then finding out I was disqualified. It was kind of a technical thing - I was over the start line at the beginning and I didn't realise.

What is your best ever result in the Asian Games?

Do you think sailing at York is given a high enough profile?

I have placed in the top 10 in the Asian Games. Also, in another championship in Malaysia when I was younger our Sri Lankan team broke a world record.

Not really. The sailing club train every Wednesday and Saturday but it's quite a small club - we could do with a lot more people joining.

What are your hopes and aspirations for the future?

Finally, what was it like competing at Roses?

Hopefully more Asian Games and then maybe, some day, the Olympics.

Roses was a lot of fun, we won it! It was really good, they were tough competition and it was an amazing feeling at the end.

Radheeka Jirasinha

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Tuesday June 12, 2012

HELENA KAZNOWSKA GIVES WOMEN'S RUGBY A TRY

IT'S THE middle of June. With looming deadline dates smashing around my skull and exam stress raging through my veins, I'm sure you'll agree: there's no better time to play rugby. An unusual choice of summer sport, it has to be said, but naturally the weather complied and provided a suitably rainy day that any miserable and sadistic P.E. teacher would consider to be "perfect" for the sport.

The unrelenting drizzle lasted for the entirety of the two-hour practice, but spirits were not dampened and the wet pitch only added to the fun. I was raring to go, although the misplacement of my sports kit hadn't done me any favours: I was modelling a pair of borrowed male shorts several sizes too large, with a worryingly slack waist band. My distinct lack of studded boots would also prove to be a rookie error that I would regret within moments

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of stepping onto the pitch, and I blame my trainers, not my slow-footedness, for an attempted attacking manoeuvre that left me flat on my back, legs dangling in the air. The women's rugby club should be renamed the friendliest sporting club on campus. I was welcomed by Claire Hogarth, the newly-elected president, and was made to feel at home not just by the team's captain and scrum half Emma Nugent, but by every attendant of the practice. What surprised me the most was the distinct lack of women there. No, I'm not being rude or making cruel 'butch women's rugby player' jokes; there were actually more men than women at the practice, due to dwindling attendance at this crucial point in the academic year. There was no warm up. There were no drills or fitness exercises. Once enough keen boyfriends and visiting brothers had arrived on the scene to make up numbers, we simply played touch for two hours. And what great fun it was. Having played rugby before, I was not hang-my-head-in-shame appalling, but I was embarrassingly unfit and kept on dropping the ball (it was slippery, remember...). But nobody minded, and I was even allowed to take a kick-off which, even if I do say so myself, sailed beautifully into the air to restart the game. The club have had a fantastic season bar the 60-7 loss at Roses. After winning the Northern 2B league this year and enjoying the subsequent promotion, the players can hardly wait for next season to start. "It

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means more matches, more funding and a bigger challenge, but one we're looking forward to taking on," Claire commented. "In the higher league there are more teams and so many more opportunities to play, and for new players to get some game-time experience." While their friendly attitude is permanent, the intensity of today's session is not reflective of their usual in-season training, the team assured me. Averaging four training sessions a week during the autumn and spring terms, and with 35 members on their books, the club is bigger and better than ever before. "We're always looking for new people to come play, whether they have past experience playing rugby or have never touched a rugby ball in their life," she added. It really was a perfect way to spend a Wednesday afternoon, and I would recommend it to anyone and everyone. In fact, go! Go and play rugby! Go and play rugby right now!

REPLY OF THE TIGER FRED NATHAN CONTEMPLATES WOODS'S RESURGENCE AND THE OTHER CONTENDERS VYING FOR THE U.S. OPEN TITLE HAS TIGER Woods returned? That is the question on the lips of every discerning golf fan ahead of the 112th U.S. Open which begins on Thursday. The leading lights of the golfing world will descend on the Olympic Club in San Francisco, to try and claim the second major of the year. The 14-time major champion will step out alongside fellow Masters champions Phil Mickleson and Bubba Watson, in a star-studded pairing that will attract the majority of attention for the first two days. Woods has not won a Major since the U.S. Open in 2008. As a result of his welldocumented personal problems coming to light, the once fiesty character shrank further and further into his shell with every attack from the media. His marriage fell apart, as did his game. However, last week he reminded everyone who might have forgotten, just why the best golfers can never be completely written off, reliving some of the old magic to win his 73rd PGA Tour win, equalling the tally of Jack Nicklaus as he triumphed by two strokes at the Memorial in Ohio. Many consider this to be a turning point for Tiger, and he is now number four in the world rankings. The question remains though whether he can reclaim the form on the biggest stages, where the eyes of the entire golfing world are upon him. Crucially, his putting was better than it has been for years. Putting gives any golfer confidence and is where tournaments are won and lost - just ask Lee Westwood, whose only barrier to winning a Major is

his performance on the green. He made fewer mistakes, posting only half as many bogeys at the Memorial tournament, as he did at the Masters earlier this year. Woods's joy at his first win since 2009 was palpable. His fist-pumping celebrations as he worked his way to victory rolled back the years.

If Tiger can roar again, the icing will be on the cake for the world of golf this June Speaking to the media after his Memorial triumph, he said: "I hit the ball great today. What was so exciting about today is that I didn't really miss a golf shot. I hit the ball just as good as I have in years. That was fun when I needed it the most." Phil Mickleson, a four time Major champion, still has not got the U.S. Open trophy on his mantlepiece, and his preparation for the tournament could not have been worse. After posting an opening round 79 at the Memorial, he withdrew blaming "mental fatigue" (despite the fact he returned from a family holiday just days earlier). However, it has come to light in the last few days that his withdrawal might have been a protest against the use of mobile phones, and the constant snapping of cameras by the audience, which allegedly distract the golfers. Bubba Watson and Rickie Fowler have also expressed their annoyance at the per-

mittance of mobile phones on the course. However, they are professional sportsmen, paid vast sums of money. They should be able to grit their teeth and play through it, given that it is a level playing field for everyone. As far as hopes of the defending champion goes, nobody is expecting Rory McIlroy to repeat his feats of last year, when he romped to victory in Maryland. The Ulsterman is in poor form having missed his last three cuts, while relinquishing his World Number One ranking to Luke Donald last week at the BMW PGA Championship. Conversely, some of his closest competitors are in fine form heading into the champi-

onship, with the likes of rookie sensation Rickie Fowler and tour veteran Matt Kuchar, as well as the re-emergence of Tiger. One player who will strongly fancy his chances is Luke Donald. The World Number One was in stellar form as he strolled to victory in the BMW Championship at Wentworth. His driving accuracy and iron play has improved, and he is considered to be one of the best putters around. The field is wide open. Now we have to hope that the players will produce performances that live up to the tournament's glittering reputation. If Tiger can roar again, the icing will be on the cake for the world of golf this June.

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Tuesday June 12, 2012

THE END OF AN ERA

OSCAR PEARSON TALKS TO OUR OUTGOING YORK SPORT PRESIDENT, SAM ASFAHANI DURING HIS tenure as York Sport President, it cannot be denied that Sam Asfahani has exceeded all expectations in improving the student sporting experience. With a new job recently secured with the NBA, I decided to chat with Sam about his time at York and his hopes for the future. In February 2010, Sam Asfahani launched his campaign to become York Sport president, which aimed to improve the current cyclical view of sport at York, with policies such as restarting the sports volunteer programme. Sam, reflecting upon the past two years, considered his goals achieved. "In terms of the 3G pitch; that's getting built. I promised fundraising, and I've raised over £200,000 in my two years here which is more than York Sport ever has done previously. I've also tended to focus on five or ten years down the line instead of 'tomorrow' - the sport village, for example. I promised transparency, which is for the students to judge." Sam's success in bringing back coaching and refereeing clinics on campus is also great news: "We've received funding to start that next year so Charlotte [Winter] can continue our plans with that." Sam confirmed that not only will it let us have extra coaches but also "help fund our students to get qualified next year." Upon asking Sam about which of his achievements he would pick out that 'defines' his time in charge, it was clear he was proud of his team. "Students will define me by the 3G pitch, but I'm most proud of the fundraising element, which allows us to next year hire a brand new staff member, deliver new college sport programmes and give more funding to our clubs." But when quizzed about those more difficult moments Sam became cautious: He said that trying to "help all sixty sports clubs on a day-to-day management style" proved tricky: "We've got so many peo-

ple who play sport here it's really hard to branch out and help everyone. I really wish I could have helped people out more on a one to one basis." When asked about who has been his guiding light through these last two years, Sam was quick to praise his York Sport team: "Last year's committee were ridiculously supportive - Paul Guest was College Sport officer when I was first elected to the committee; he's one of my closest friends. Also, Rosamund Wood the treasurer was just as experienced as me."

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"Well, you launched your campaign almost two and a half years ago", I said, "so what do you hope to be doing in two and a half years' time?" Sam told of his job with the NBA starting this July, about which he was "absolutely ecstatic". He emphasised: "It's a dream job for me and I'm really hoping I can develop that career. I've proved to myself that I can work in the sporting industry and I would love to pursue that." Remarkably, Sam finishes here at York on June 29th and starts his new role on July 2nd. "I literally have just a weekend in

between," he exclaimed: "I'm really looking forward to it and hopefully I can stay involved in some way - I've always said I want to be the donator in terms of alumni to York Sport - Charlotte's going to do a great job and I can't wait to see what she does. I'll always keep an eye on the scores here at York as it means so much to me." Two years ago, Sam turned down an offer of moving to the USA to coach American Football, allowing him to pursue the position of York Sport President. And he was adamant it had proved to be the right decision: "I was offered a role to coach American Football but I thought I could do that at any point in my life, and I wasn't sure if that was what I really wanted. Being York Sport President was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity and I just couldn't say no. I turned it down before I even knew I had the role here so it was a bit of a chance, but I ran and I got it so I was delighted." When quizzed if a move to the US in the future was possible, he seemed very open to new opportunities: "I think it's very much something I will follow, and I've always been someone who wants to move abroad and live abroad so fingers crossed I can get that opportunity at some point." Sam also co-founded the university’s American Football team, so I was interested to learn what aspects of the sport he loved - the challenge; the entertainment factor? Sam argued that it's "the team aspect more than anything" - with over "50 chaps here you make so many friends. The American Football team here is so close to my heart." "Finally - it’s your birthday in less than a month, any plans?!" I asked, bringing that recognisable cheery element in Sam's voice: "Well I've never done anything big in York for my birthday, but considering it's also Saturday week 10 and it's the last moments I get to spend at the Uni, then I'll hopefully go out and get to see everyone who's made my time at York so special."

HOPES FOR HENLEY

YORK MEN'S SENIOR CAPTAIN SAM AGASS PREVIEWS UYBC'S RACE IN THE HENLEY REGATTA UYBC’s SENIOR men’s squad have had one of their most successful seasons ever. Going from a crew that only ever posted mediocre results, to being branded as one of the top university crews in the country, their sights are now set on the Henley Regatta which takes place at the end of this month. Their achievements this year have seen the squad begin to build a reputation as a strong competitor against some of the best schools, clubs and universities in Britain. They started the season strongly in the York Small Boats Head in November and the BUCS Head in February, where they won a silver medal in Intermediate 4+. Over Easter, at the Head of the River race in London, UYBC started in 309th position and finished in 78th, the highest finish ever by the university and placed them in the top ten 1st VIIIs in the country. At the BUCS Regatta, the top four and eight reached the final of their Intermediate categories, just missing out on medalling, but proved worthy competitors. They then raced at Nottingham City Regatta, reaching the Final of Elite 8s, the highest category of racing, showing their worth against a collection of the country's best

crews. Last weekend the two men's squads reached both finals at the Metropolitan Regatta, hosted at Dorney Lake. These races have all been a steppingstone towards the crew attempting to qualify for Henley Royal Regatta, the most prestigious rowing regatta in the world. This year, UYBC senior men will be going for the Temple Challenge Cup, specifically for student coxed VIIIs. Last year the senior men narrowly missed out at Henley and were the fastest non-qualifier. However, this year they seem set on qualifying. The competition is strong with international crews such as Harvard, Yale and Washington University attempting to win the prized Temple Challenge Cup. Henley is unique. It is one of the oldest regattas in the world, being first held in

1839 and held annually ever since; bar during the two world wars. It is an opportunity for spectators to watch International Crews come over to compete for one of the six Open Event categories. It is also considered a great social event; with supporters cheering everyday across the 2.1 km course. This level of support is unparalleled by any other international event across the world. If UYBC qualify this year, it will be the first time since 2006, and round off a great year. This is the best squad many existing members are known the university to have. If UYBC qualified for Henley Royal Regatta, which is now very likely, it would be such a fantastic achievement and really help increase the reputation of UYBC across the country.

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BRINGING YOU HIS PREDICTIONS FROM KIEV'S FINEST FIVE STAR

sure thing thing sure SPAIN TO GET TO THE SEMI-FINALS OF THE COMPETITION The Spanish are world champions, current holders of the Euros and worthy favourites to make it a hat-trick of major tournament wins. Despite drawing their first game against Italy in a pulsating encounter at the weekend, the rest of their group consists of a Croatia side who are decent but not title contenders, and the Republic of Ireland who have Paul O'Shane in their defence and rely on Robbie Keane for all their goals. Enough said. From defence to attack, they have a squad packed full of world class players, such as Casillas, Pique, Iniesta, Xavi and Torres. The team have the ability to open up any defence, and look classy enough for the majority, if not all of their rivals. If they get out of their group, they will more-than-like play England or France, both of whom do not look a match for this outstanding Spanish side.

TIPSTER'S ODDS:

1/3

long shot

RUSSIA TO WIN THE COMPETITION OUTRIGHT

Russian football has been steadily on the rise in the past few years, starting with Zenit St Petersburg's triumph in the 2008 UEFA Cup and their good run in Euro 2008, reaching the semifinals. Since then, money has been pumped into the domestic league while the stock of the national team has also risen with the 4-1 thumping of the Czech Republic an ominous sign of things to come. They have terrific prospects such as Alan Dzagoev, Andrei Arshavin who always impresses on the international stage, and are led by veteran stalwart Dick Advocaat. If they win their relatively easy group comprising of Greece, Poland and the Czechs, they will face the runner up of Group B, which could be any of the Netherlands, Denmark or Portugal and despite the aforementioned clubs' standing, Russia look a match for anyone and could just go all the way.

TIPSTER'S ODDS:

11/1

ABSOLUTE MADNESS STEWART DOWNING TO SCORE THE WINNER IN THE FINAL

This is a double 'madness' from the Tipster, as England actually have to reach the final of the competition first, an unlikely occurrence despite our blind optimism before every major football tournament. Despite the gritty nature of the two friendly victories, the exploits of the teams mentioned above, and the presence of Germany, France et al, mean the Three Lions reaching the showpiece in Kiev are slim. However, for the purposes of this column, let us say they do. The much-maligned Stewart Downing, without a single Premier League goal or assist in the domestic season, starts every game, providing mazy wing wizardry and pin-point balls onto the head of Rooney and Carroll. In Kiev, against Spain, the score is 1-1 in the 89th minute. He lurks the edge of the box when the ball is half-cleared from a corner. Without even looking up, he scuffs it left-footed, trickling past Casillas into the top corner. He meets the Queen 48 hours later and is given a knighthood. Wake up now...

TIPSTER'S ODDS:

100/1

YORK VISION

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ON THE UP?

VISION ASKS WHETHER THERE ARE SIGNS OF REVIVAL IN WEST INDIAN CRICKET

YES

By dAVE wASHINGTON DESPITE THEIR series defeat to England, there are signs of revival in West Indian cricket. This is by no means a great West Indian team, but they are making the first steps. In both tests they have pushed England, and put in highly credible performances. Shivnarine Chanderpaul remains one of the finest batsmen in world cricket, and Marlon Samuels has been a revelation in England, and their performance in the final test has been encouraging. In addition there have been signs of promise from young batsmen Adrian Barath and Dwayne Bravo. On the bowling front, Kemar Roach is a seamer of phenomenal potential, possessing raw pace and good control, he has the ability to develop into one of the top bowlers in world cricket. The return of Chris Gayle to the international frame will be a massive boost to West Indian cricket. Both Dwayne Bravo and Ramnaresh Sarwan, have also been absent from the international frame recently, and their return would improve this side. Darren Sammy's captaincy has brought greater stability to West Indian cricket, and despite the scorecards not appearing too favourable, the performances have improved. By no means is this a world class West Indian side, but the foundations are there for their revival to sprout.

By PRAKHAR CHANDRA WHILE MANY fans have been encouraged by the West Indies' recent form, especially in the first test against England, the second innings at Nottingham was a strong indication of why a revival is nowhere near in sight. Letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s be honest, most of the players in the team wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t even make a top county side. Darren Sammy, while an absolute gentleman and an honest trier, would never get into the top teams in the world. There is no denying they find themselves in such a terrible position mainly due to the policies of the West Indies Cricket Board. Also, even with the likes of Chris Gayle, Ramnaresh Sarwan, Dwayne Bravo and Jerome Taylor, the West Indies were rarely winning test matches and it would not be wrong to suggest this actually tempted the board to drop these players and not give into their wage demands. Despite Sarawn's excellent form and Gayle's imminent return, there is still a long way to go. The ICC needs to step in and ensure that there is a competitive domestic structure in which new talent can be nurtured, and also that no more players are lost to the IPL. Unless the West Indies start winning test matches regularly against the top teams instead of the odd good performance every now and then, I seriously doubt whether we can say that a revival is on the horizon.

Tuesday June 12, 2012

TRICKS, FLICKS AND OVERHEAD KICKS: 10) Ultimate Frisbee Rule England THE ULTIMATE Frisbee club at York has seen vast improvements in both its membership and stature this year, resulting in fantastic achievements throughout the season. The women's team, in both the Indoor and Outdoor University Nationals - taking place in January and April respectively achieved a placing of 3rd in the UK. Technically, then, because the 1st and 2nd place at the Indoor championships were awarded to squads from Scotland and Ireland, York are England's top side. This was capped at the Outdoor nationals, a competition for which the squad did not train, with the same squad as last year when York finished last - the team

achieved another 3rd place ranking. In short, it has been a truly successful year for the Ultimate Frisbee club.

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9) Wonder Goal TOM CLARKE has taken this year's College Cup by storm, scoring nine goals in five games so far. His crowning moment however, came in a tense encounter with Halifax 4ths in which the James striker scored a hat-trick. The first of these goals was a delightful lob, and the third a leftfooted piledriver, but it was the second goal that stole the show. It is no overstatement to say it was a goal worthy of even the best professional player - Clarke took the ball on his chest outside the area, facing away from goal, and fired a sublime overhead kick into the top corner to stun the JLD.

8) Derwent's Rugby Domination DERWENT CAPPED off a dominant season in College Rugby with a resounding 64-0 victory over a severly weakened Alcuin side in the final.

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Derwent went unbeaten over the course of the tournament, and also beat UYRUFC sides twice over the course of an extremely impressive season before being crowned champions on the 22 acres late last term. Alcuin were missing several key players through injury and Derwent tore apart their makeshift side, running in a total of 10 trys, including a hat-trick from Jamie Criswell. Number 8, Alex Littlechild, went over in the dying minutes to take the score to above 60 points, meaning Derwent had recorded their biggest victory of the season in their most important fixture. "The lads have had an outstanding season and deserve all their success" said outgoing captain Tolgar Necar after the game.

7) Great Roses Escape for Men's Hockey THE UMPIRE signalled for a short corner, barely a minute was left on the clock, and York were trailing by a single second-half Lancaster goal. The tension mounted, York had piled on the pressure throughout, but failed to score despite a series of previous short corners. Hugo Christie stood over the ball, then the whistle went. Seconds later the ball hit the back of the net, as Laurie Torrington powerfully drag-flicked into the top corner past the helpless Lancaster 'keeper. The players were ecstatic, celebrating jubilantly, before being mobbed by York supporters who invaded the pitch. York had rescued a draw from the depths; a disastrous defeat was turned

into scenes of jubilation. The moment capped off a fine day, which had earlier seen the Men's 3rd XI record their maiden Roses victory, as well as an excellent win for the Ladies 2nds.

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6) MMA-dness THE FIRST ever UK university Mixed Martial Arts match took place between York and Hull in White Rose Varsity, in what was arguably the tournament's finest hour. The two sides fought out a brutally captivating draw, winning four fights each. A huge crowd was crammed inside LN/028, creating a deafening atmosphere as the fighters tried to take lumps out of each other. York won the opening two fights and later led 4-2, only to be denied by a spirited Hull comeback to make the final score 4-4. The popularity of the match has led to renewed interest in an MMA BUCS league next year, which would significantly boost the sport's profile.

5) 1st XI Cricket Bowl Over YSJ THERE'S NOTHING better than demolishing your local rivals, and York's men did exactly that, enjoying a 206 run triumph over York St John, as, for the second year running, they humbled their local rivals. Both Tom Brandreth and Fraser Craw-

ford scored majestic centuries to post a mammoth 368-6, which York St John had no reply to. Tom Witherow was arguably the pick of the bowlers, as he claimed three valuable wickets, to help York to a resounding victory and progress in the cup.

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YORK VISION

SPORT

Tuesday June 12, 2012

THE TOP 10 MOMENTS OF THIS YEAR 4) On (Double) Top of the World SOME MAGNIFICENT contests graced the Roses tournament this year, but few trumped the entertainment served up on Friday evening. Almost all of the opening day's matches had finished which meant scores of players and supporters crammed themselves into Barker House Farm, home of the pub sports. With the overall Roses scores very close, a perfect cocktail of sporting drama was being prepared. And so it proved. The playing area was surrounded by fans, mostly from Lancaster, who tried their utmost to put off the York players during their throws. Despite this, York started the best-of-nine match

brightly and cruised into a 3-0 lead. But Lancaster were having none of it and were desperate to avoid an embarrassing defeat.

3) White Rose Riot 15:36; the exact time when York sealed a one-sided Varsity victory over Hull. The eventual score was a massacre, as York prevailed by 61.5 points to 21.5. The winning points were sealed in the Men's Basketball, after a day in which York had completely dominated. York's sterling displays

throughout the day included the women's football team, who impressed during a 1-0 victory, courtesy of a wonderful strike from Sam Barker. Aided by large crowds, there was a fantastic atmosphere throughout. Varsity was a resounding success, with Hull humiliated, demonstrating the superb levels of sport at the University.

The screams from the Lancaster faithful grew ever louder as Tom Holstath, Nick Hall and even the invincible Alex 'The Arm' Harrison fell. The York players had seemingly bottled it in the face of adversity as a cacophonous Lancaster din tore the York players' nerves to shreds. The score read 4-3 to York. What came next was a triumph of concentration, determination and Yorkshire pride. Youngster Kris Hilliam hit the double 16 in the deciding leg to shock Lancaster and send York into ecstasy. He was mobbed by his teammates and supporters, to cap a truly dramatic end to the opening day of Roses action.

2) Patterson Stars in the Pool PICTURE THIS: As you gaze over the heads of the gathering crowd and survey the panoramic pool, you'll see the York men’s water polo side putting on an outstanding team display. York emerged victorious. Lancaster dominated the opening stages; their tank of a striker, Kostalampros, scored

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early on. Patterson, however, scored twelve overall to spark a pool invasion from those in black and gold. The top scorer was delighted with his team for giving him numerous opportunities; and chants from the away support such as “we’re a Russell Group uni!” added to a truly memorable evening.

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1) Captain Gage Handles the Pressure in Women's Hockey Cup THE HOCKEY club had a fantastic season with both women’s teams achieving double promotion, and racking up some fantastic victories. However, none can compare to the women's 1sts' victory over Durham 3rds. This would have been a memorable victory on any day; any match that goes to penalties is wrought with excitement. But the outcome of this encounter decided who would progress to the quarter finals of the cup where the winner would face Sheffield Hallam 2nds. Since they had already knocked out their 1st team, the York ladies were mildly confident. All they had to do was defeat the indomitable Durham 3rds, a team two leagues above. Durham scored first but the York ladies dug deep and produced some brilliant play. In the second half, they got their reward when a brilliant aerial goal from Jill Mercer made the score at full time 1-1. The result came down to penalties. Faustino stepped up first but her flick was saved, Lucas and Ormiston slotted their's home, but Mercer’s was saved. Through ‘keeper Laura Porter’s efforts Durham had scored only two from five. It came down to the final flick and it was captain Hannah Gage who was to

take it. The JLD hushed, the crowd tensed and the players gripped each other in feverish suspense. The pressure didn’t faze Gage who coolly flicked the ball out of the goalie’s reach. She had done it. The crowd roared and Gage was mobbed by her teammates. It was the best moment of the year,

a truly phenomenal occasion. The team reached the semi-finals, the furthest a team from York has ever progressed, and this season will live long in the memory of those who participated. It truly was a remarkable performance in an outstanding season.

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TEAM OF THE WEEK:

SKYDIVING

By CHARLOTTE FERRIS SKYDIVING, IT'S something that most people want to tick off their ‘bucket list’, but probably never get round to doing. What has struck me is how accessible skydiving is at York. Since its creation 15 years ago, the club has risen to new heights, and what they offer sets it aside from other clubs. Although throwing yourself out of a plane at 10,000 feet may be some people’s idea of hell, for those who live life on the edge it really is rewarding. The president Krystian Groom agreed to give me some words about the club, and I have to admit that my Jeremy Kyle-watching, chicken kiev eating life now seems distinctly average. "I’ve been involved with UYSC since my freshers week and I’ve never looked back. The main thing that we seem to do is let students know that it actually is possible to get into this epic sport! A lot of people would think that skydiving’s pretty inaccessible, but through our close links with Skydive Hibaldstow, we introduce people to this community who love jumping out of planes, and will teach you how to too. "We also make skydiving a lot cheaper that it would be outside of university. So for beginners we provide an access point for skydiving, support you through your time skydiving with us, and make it as cheap as possible. We’re a club that will help any student who’s even vaguely interested in skydiving, from the people looking to do the one-off jump, through to the students with jump numbers getting into the hundreds. "At the more experienced side of the club spectrum, we have people entering the UK National Skydiving Championships every year, with at least 4 members entering this year. Mostly this will be people entering the four-way formation skydiving competition, and the club will help them out in whatever way we can, including subsidising their practice time in the wind tunnel (which is also great fun by the way)." "From a personal point of view, and even though it’s a cliché, university would not be the same for me without skydiving, and without UYSC." I hope this article has increased not only your awareness of the club, but the activity itself. The rush as you jump out of plane can probably never be put into words and for some it almost seems addictive. If you were the child who went on the biggest rides at theme parks and ridiculed those who chose to hold the bags, this is something you have to do.

Tuesday June 12, 2012

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> WENTWORTH 2NDS SCRAPE THROUGH ON PENALTIES IN THE PLATE

- 8 PAGE PULL-OUT INSIDE By DAVE WASHINGTON Derwent 1sts ended Alcuin's cup dreams with a crushing 4-0 win in the first quarter-final. An early opener by Derwent Captain David Kirk was followed by three second-half goals, including a superb strike by Jake Far-

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rell, as Derwent romped to victory in front of a vocal crowd. Scenes of jubilation ensued after Dan Atherton sealed the victory with a third goal, as the Derwent Duck invaded the pitch to celebrate with the ecstatic players, much to the anger of Alcuin 'keeper David Marshall. Sam Earle then rounded off the scoring

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with a fourth, to cap off a majestic performance, and set up a tie with either Vanbrugh 1sts or Goodricke 1sts in the semi-finals. Wentworth 2nds secured the first spot in the Plate quarter-finals with a penalty shootout victory over a Goodricke 2nds side who wasted plenty of chances to go through. See Goalside Pull-out

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