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NEWS

LANGWITH COLLEGE HEATING ISSUES PG 4

COMMENT

FEATURES

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LIFESTYLE

GET WRAPPED UP FOR WINTER PG 19

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YORK VISION

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COX OUT!

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YOURWEEK

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By ELLIE HUNTER LEEDS UNI Boat Club stripped off on the edge of the River Ouse in York to the bemusement and entertainment of locals and tourists alike.

The men’s and women’s rowing teams chose their regular training site for the location of their naked calendar that will raise money for their club. A University of York senior rower said that he has “seen them rowing” in York “but didn’t see them doing it [the photoshoot].” When

11%

The percentage of students who responded ‘Absolutely, this is a cause worth fighting for’ in our poll regarding attendance at the national demo.

Number of international students who have gone missing from York this year.

£630k

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The amount to be received by the University to aid scientific research from the government.

asked what the chances were of York’s boat club taking on Leeds to do their own photoshoot on the Ouse, he even went as far as saying that he would “consider a solo naked calendar.”

Organiser of the Leeds shoot, Nick Gandy, also one of the rowers, told The Leeds Student: “The men were very eager to get their kit off, which is always good.

The challenge is getting them to put their clothes back on afterwards”. So the challenge is now set for York rowers to take on the sub-zero temperatures of The Ouse.

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Good Week for the York Centurions, winning away

in Bradford in what’s been described as one of the SPORTS D I R B Y H E best games in the history of the club.

B W E O T N WHICH TY LOOKS SET ?

SOCIE ING TO YORK .. Bad Week for fans of live music in York - one of our premier venues, Stereo, is shutting down.

COM ANGE ONE. R T S IT’S A

Photo of the Week: RAG fundraises for Children in Need in The Lounge.

Tuesday November 20, 2012

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Deputy Editors: Jack Bradshaw Sarah Cattle

Scene Editors: Jo Barrow Niamh Connolly

Managing Director: Oliver Todd

Advertising Editors: Ben Huckle Ali Thurold

Online Editors: Fred Nathan Harry Pick

News Editors: Bethany Porter Joe Softley

Features Editors: Philip Watson Zena Jarjis

Sports Editors: Dave Washington Michael Thurloway

Deputy News: Aggie Chambre Jordan Connell

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YORK STUDENTS PROTEST AGAINST ISRAELI ATTACKS ON GAZA

By sarah cattle & aggie chambre

AT MIDDAY yesterday, approximately 30 students assembled at the University library bridge in a demonstration against the ongoing Israeli attacks on Gaza.

The peaceful protest was prepared last week as an urgent response to the air attacks on Gaza, dubbed ‘Operation Pillars of Defence’, which have reportedly killed over 90 Palestinians so far.

The group joined protests taking place across the country this week. The newly formed University of York Palestinian Solidarity Society organised the rally after holding an emergency meeting on

Friday. They deciding to take immediate action with a protest involving slogan chanting, placard waving and a petition for passing observers to sign, calling an end to the violence.

AN END TO VIOLENCE Key organiser of the event, Josiah Mortimer, told Vision that he was “angry that a nuclear state backed by the US is waging war, when it is only 35km bigger than York and so densely populated.

The landmass is so dense and we are hearing horrific stories of families dying.”

Another demonstrator, Nathaniel Harman, went so far as to say it “reminded [him] of the South African Apartheid.”

Chair of the University Of York Green Party, Lisa Camps, expressed anger at the media coverage of the attacks:“I’m most angry with the way the media portray Israel and Palestine to be equal powers, when in fact Palestine is a fraction of the size and Israel is a nuclear state. Yet Israel still portray themselves as the victims.”

Secretary for York’s Student Socialist Society, Tarasov Nikita, explained to Vision: “Our protest was more about raising awareness on a local, University level.

The petition was the most important part of today. It is not just pro-

testing that is important, but also speaking to passers-by about the situation in Gaza.”

MORE ACTION TO COME Mortimer has asserted that the demonstration was a “real show of solidarity from students and was a great success. The anger people felt was clear and we sent a very strong message. There will be many more actions to come from us.”

The University of York Palestinian Solidarity Society are not yet ratified by YUSU, and will seek to be ratified this week.

ANYONE ORDER A CHI-KNEES UP?

from the City Council, the police and PLANS FOR a second late-night nearby resiChinese disco have moved a dents. 18 offistep closer this week following cial objections the City of York Council’s decihave already sion to approve the late-night been made. license application of the Royal Matthew Dragon Restaurant.

Parkinson, a member of the planning department, outlined the key issues in a memo The proposals, revealed first circulated to

by Vision (Issue 227), request the the licensing conversion of the Chinese restaudepartment, rant on Barbican Road into a venhighlighting ue providing 11 Karaoke rooms, “significant on top of rooms for dancing and concerns” music until 3:30am, seven days Vision first to break the story with the proposa week. The establishals. ment will be putting “The proposed use has the poHowever, despite clearitself in diWhich sports captain will ing its first hurdle, the plans tential to have significant impact rect combe appearing on could still be derailed pend- on the amenity and living condipetition Bargain Hunt ? ing the approval of a plan- tions of nearby residents through with notoning application, which is yet noise and disturbance. rious student “Such disturbance would be to be submitted. nightspot The Willow; The development has already made even worse by the proposed famed for its debauched been met with strong opposition licensing times, which show a fincombination of tequila and

By JOE SOFTLEY

11 KARAOKE ROOMS

prawn crackers.

Va r i o u s measures including the installation of CCTV on the premises, regular noise assessments, training for staff in alcohol licensing, and a “challenge 21” sales policy have all been promised by new owner Chong Hung Chun.

ish time every day of 3.30am and officers further object to this.”

Local police have also openly opposed the plans. PC Mick Wilkinson told the hearing that, given the content of the applicant’s operating schedule, the police wish to make representations to the application as it is felt that the application will undermine all four licensing objectives.”

Wilkinson went on to say that the police would pursue various conditions for the proposal, including that the sale of alcohol should always be accompanied by a meal.

TWO WILLOWS TOO MANY Theoretical Physics student Sam Westmoreland expressed his displeasure with the conversion plans: “I’d say Willow is a disgrace, a place for the abandonment of all dignity and values, a place where souls go to die and two Willows in York will be two too many!”

Photo: Jack Western

YUSU WOMEN’S OFFICER RESIGNS

By SARAH CATTLE THE CURRENT YUSU Women’s Officer, Emma Hawkens, has decided to step down from her position.

In an email sent to the rest of the women’s network, Hawkens confirmed that she was “too busy with degree work and applications” to continue in the position at the students’ union and this gave her “little opportunity for effective representation of students.”

One member who is currently overseeing the network, Millie Perkins, told Vision: “It’s a real shame she’s had to step down, but I understand that her degree has to come first. I’m really hoping that whoever fills in the gap can reinvigorate the committee.”

YUSU are currently running a by-election for the position, and students can nominate themselves on YUSU’s website. There has yet to be a student who has announced their candidacy publicly.

The nominations are currently open, and will close on Friday 23rd November.

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YORK VISION

Tuesday November 20, 2012

By ALEX FINNIS RESIDENTS OF the new Langwith College on Heslington East have become dissatisfied after complaints regarding issues with the heating in accommodation blocks have been met with “inappropriate, unnecessary and plain rude” responses.

The heating system is controlled by the University’s building management system and is set to come on between 7am and 11am and 2pm and 11pm, with the temperature regulated to remain between 19 and 21 degrees. However, several complaints have been made to both the college and the University regarding issues with the system since the start of term, with little progress being made.

Because the University has subcontracted the maintenance of Langwith College to a private company, called Derwent Facilities Management, residents are forced to make paid phone calls to draw attention to their urgent maintenance issues. The company require students to telephone an ‘0843’ number, with calls charged at 40p per minute from mobile phones.

“I have spent over £40 in the last few months reporting urgent issues to this private company. On every occasion, they have been extremely unhelpful and unsympathetic. This is unacceptable when I pay over £120.00 per week in accommodation fees,” said fourthyear resident Peter Gould.

First-year Langwith resident Jamie Chatfield told Vision: “Issues, especially heating, have been raised multiple times and very little has actually been done about it, we’ve been here six weeks, and it took a rather large row that took place over the space of more or less the whole day before we were

HOT AND BOTHERED

Photo: Jack Western

actually being taken seriously in a way that people feel they’d like to be, and that is very alienating for a lot of people in the college. The heating in rooms tends to be either too hot or too cold, especially at night; one of my housemates’ rooms was unbearably hot for a while before anything was done about the issue.

“We do live in some of the most expensive (and brand new) accommodation on campus, and I can understand why that would frustrate people even more,” he continued.

Chatfield was also heavily crit-

ical of the way he and his fellow students have been treated when raising issues, particularly on the college Facebook page.

“I find it just totally unacceptable,” he said. “I raised an issue in a polite way and I essentially got talked down by one of the Welfare Tutors.”

Another first-year resident, Anna Simmul, shared similar concerns: “Instead of help, we get condescending emails about checking that our windows are closed. Ironic that we managed to get into university yet some believe that if people are cold, their

common sense would not dictate to close the window. In the past few weeks I have experienced several occasions where those in ‘authority’ have behaved, in what is in my opinion an inappropriate, unnecessary and just plain rude manner.”

“There are times that I’m studying in my room and I give up after a while because I feel my hands and my nose are so cold!” complained another first-year resident, Ellie Tsougrani. “I’ve never entered my room and felt warmer, and I can compare it with the kitchen and the corridor which

are always warmer. Because other people had the same problem we emailed someone and [college administrator] Suzanne Dekker replied by saying that there is nothing that can be done.”

Langwith College Dean Jenny Underhill admitted to the problems with heating in the accommodation blocks, telling Vision: “We are experiencing some issues with heating at the moment, teething problems due to the new buildings. Between the College, Derwent FM, the builders and the University we’re working hard to try and sort them out.”

UNIVERSITY LOSES TRACK OF INTERNATIONAL STUDENTS

LOST IN TRANSLATION

By OLIver TODD

THE UNIVERSITY of York has seen two tier four international students go missing in 2011/12, following government concerns earlier in the year that the immigration situation regarding universities left Britain’s reputation as a world-class centre for higher education facing “irreparable damage.”

The students were either “assumed to have withdrawn and were written off, or failed to respond following leave of absence” according to data revealed under the Freedom of Information Act. Earlier this year, London Metropolitan University saw their sponsorship license for overseas students revoked as a penalty for the number of ‘bogus students’ who had been registered at the University, leaving 2,500 international students in danger of being

deported.

University Senate of senior staff meeting minutes disclosed how the University recognised that “the sector is under pressure to demonstrate that it was compliant with UKBA requirements as regards monitoring of international students.”

International Students As-

sociation Officer Mike Anstey told Vision: “Having been deeply involved with the London Met issue, I fought hard on behalf of the students at York and YUSU to ensure publicity was drummed up and that there was a united front from York in support of the NUS and their attempts at aiding the London Met situation.”

Photo: David Hoffmann

The London MET issue prompted some concern this summer that York may not be implementing all the necessary precautions, and as such the University hoped to “improve aspects of the way we approach attendance monitoring” according to Registrar David Duncan. In July UKBA described the University of York as an “A-rated and highly trusted sponsor.”

Anstey said “it was important for the University to acknowledge that the welfare and status of international students here at York were of upmost priority and we had to ensure that they did everything they could to ensure this.

“The University of York have got these regulations in place to ensure that they are in compliance with Government regulations and to retain their highly trusted status.

“YUSU has been monitoring the situation and will continue to

work alongside the University to ensure the students’ welfare is of top priority. “ The University issued a statement regarding the missing students saying: “If a student has missed ten consecutive required points of contact they are assumed to have withdrawn and we are obliged to inform UKBA in order to comply with the terms of our Highly Trusted Status.

“We work hard to avoid this situation by making strenuous efforts to contact students who miss points of contact and to avoid the situation where they are assumed to have withdrawn.

“Making sure that the University and our visa-holding students are compliant with the terms of our Highly Trusted Status and with the terms of the student’s visa is in our interests of the University and those of the individuals concerned.”

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Tuesday November 20, 2012

“AN ACCIDENT WAITING TO HAPPEN”

• NEW COLLEGE PROPOSED BY UNI • YUSU EXPRESS SERIOUS CONCERNS • DUNCAN DEFENDS HES EAST SERVICES Photo: Jack Western

By aggie chambre PLANS FOR the creation of a ninth college at York are underway. The new accommodation blocks will become the third college on Heslington East and will house up to 650 students, with work due to be completed

by October 2014.

The plans are due to be debated and potentially passed at University Council this week.

The proposals have already seen some opposition, with YUSU president Kallum Taylor claiming he had “strong reservations” about the move.

Taylor told Vision: “It’ll be unacceptable to build another 650 rooms, take all the rent from students, and continue to drag our heels in addressing Hes East’s needs.

“We need guarantees of decent

student services and infrastructure to make the campus feel a more homely, yet vibrant place to live, study and work.

“We’re talking the bare necessities; decent lighting, clear signage and security as well as bolder items such as some cutting edge, multi-purpose and attractive social, retail and catered provisions.

Our students shouldn’t have to plan when they’re going to buy a pint of milk and cross that dual carriage way - it’s an accident waiting to happen.”

Taylor also cited concerns about whether the extra accommodation was even necessary, given the national trend in falling application numbers.

“We took a small, but no doubt costly, hit this year in terms of intake, and the near future’s looking unpredictable. Combining this with the additional private sector

accommodation competition off campus, a lot of reassurances need giving.

“We hope our stance is now on the University’s radar and they take our concerns, as well as our ideas, very seriously.”

However, York Registrar David Duncan has insisted that the University is doing everything to uphold their obligations to the residents already on Hes East.

“Heslington East already has a cafe serving hot meals in the evening, three food outlets, a bar, a free bus service, a gym, a swimming pool, all-weather football pitches, common rooms, study space and a book drop-off point.

“By early next term we will have a retail outlet and, at last, an ATM on Heslington East. We are in discussion with YUSU about what additional facilities would be helpful. These are not dependent on

building college 9 - we will continue to develop the facilities for the students and staff who live and work on Heslington East.”

Despite these assurances, it seems feelings on the continued emphasis on Hes East are mixed.

Second year student, Rosie Litterick told Vision: “I have never once been over to Heslington East, and I don’t really think there is a sense of unity over there. I don’t think we are ready for a ninth college away from the central campus and would prefer the money to be spent elsewhere.”

History of Art student Rose Basista stated: “It feels like a post apocalyptic wasteland over there.

Until that changes, I can’t imagine why anyone would want to live in Heslington East no matter how snazzy it is.”

COLLEGES LEFT CASH-STRAPPED

By jordan connell

THE ADDITION of the long awaited cash machine on the Heslington East campus has once again been delayed.

Installation was initially due for completion in early October, in time for the new academic year, and was due to be installed in the new YUSU bar/restaurant The Glasshouse. However, a series of setbacks and delays have left students without the prospect of a cash facility until January.

The cash machine was first announced by former YUSU president Tim Ellis in April after a long campaign by students and the union to have one installed.

FRUSTRATED University Registrar David Duncan told Vision: “We are very frustrated that our suppliers have

let us down - we had intended to have the ATM installed before the start of term. It is now scheduled for installation in January but we will keep the pressure on with the aim of bringing this forward.”

Students have been complaining about the lack of cash facilities on the campus since the new Goodricke College accommodation opened up in 2009. Langwith’s move in 2011 further compounded the problem.

“Until the reasons are given and someone takes responsibility, then it just looks like another case of the complete lack of urgency in servicing Heslington East’s students and staff.”

In the meantime students will still be able to get cashback without making purchases in both the Law and Management Building

“BIT OF A JOKE” Kallum Taylor added his voice to those of the dissatisfied students: “All we’re being told is that it’s been delayed once again.

“Putting it politely, it’s a bit of a joke now. People might be less annoyed if the actual reasons were given to explain the delay; this was apparently all sorted last summer but is yet to happen.

Photo: Oliver Todd

and in the Ron Cooke Hub. It is also thought that the University are hoping to extend this service to YUSU owned The Glasshouse.

However, these facilities only offer the limited opening hours of campus services, resulting in many Langwith and Goodricke residents being forced to walk to Heslington village to access cash.

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GSA ELECTION TROUBLES

By BETHANY PORTER THE GRADUATE Student’s Association has been forced to rerun their presidential election following problems with the online voting system.

The GSA elections were originally held last month with several voluntary positions and two principal positions, President and Services Officers, up for grabs.

However, after the elections closed it was announced that problems had been discovered within the system, resulting in roughly 10 per cent of post-graduates being prevented from casting their votes.

In a blog post on their website the GSA stated that: “We take election procedure very seriously and it is our duty to correct any error that disenfranchises our members and could potentially affect the outcome of an election.

“Since the problem did not become apparent until late into the voting period the Election Committee has decided to declare the results of the last election null and void.”

Voting for the principal officer positions were re-opened earlier this month despite fears that this may potentially result in a lower turnout and voter disenfranchisement.

Voting in the elections will close for the second time o n November 20.

Which sports reps are keep -ing their affair secret “for the good of our colleges”?

SCIENTIFIC INVESTMENT

By SARAH LANE BUSINESS SECRETARY Vince Cable has announced that the University of York will receive £630,000 as part of a £60 million investment in scientific research by the Government.

The money aims to help scientists and engineers create businesses from their research and improve entrepreneurship.

The University of York is one of 31 beneficiaries receiving money from the investment during Global Entrepreneurship Week.

The Impact Acceleration Accounts (IAA) funding comes from the Engineering and Physical Sciences Research Council (EPSRC) and will support the University’s projects in EPSRC-funded departments.

The University will use the money to broaden the engagement between scientists and businesses, to help improve the transition from research ideas through to commercial success and to support partnerships with companies who invest in these breakthroughs.

6 NEWS Vision's Jordan Connell casts his eye across the HE land...

student press WE ARE told in one particularly silly legend: “Autumn changed into Winter... Winter changed into Spring... Spring changed back into Autumn and Autumn gave Winter and Spring a miss and went straight on into Summer…”

Unfortunately, such is not the case in York this year and so we find ourselves hurtling into week seven with a landscape of bare trees and a small army of aggressively festive jumpers parading flamboyantly around campus.

But now for something completely different, Vision casts its eye on the more remote corners of UK higher education landscape to find further examples of curiosity and intrigue.

There have been cries from some to administer a good spanking to the women of the University of Manchester, after it was revealed in a report by the examining board that they cheat twice as much as men. In one example, a student detailed how a friend studying Chemical Engineering had used scrawled notes on her chest to study later in the toilet.

Monty Python references aside, the former PM and plaything of the Commander-inChief Tony Blair has been jeered by the students of University College London after speaking at the opening of the ‘Institute for Security and Resilience Studies’. While administrators at UCL denied an affiliation, students pointed out that the new institute shares an address and senior staff with the University.

Disbelief has taken hold at Queens University Belfast, as they find themselves in uncharted territory - at the top of a league table.

Looking at their peers in the top ten, they are likely to be equally surprised. Runners up include Herriot Watt (2), Bath Spa (3) and Sheffield Hallam (5). Unsurprisingly, it’s not about academic performance. Instead, drinking is the subject of the survey, which asked students to estimate their alcohol consumption over a week.

Food, as well as booze is off the menu for Oxonians, as Magdalen College students have boycotted catering facilities in protest at a £240 catering charge being imposed by the governing body.

While this week’s menu features grilled salmon with dill sauce, and asparagus soup, students have slammed the charge as regressive, and have set up soup kitchens instead, operating from ground floor windows and donating proceeds to charity.

The whole affair raises the question, why do catered students at this university tolerate charges well in excess of a mere £240?

With an abundance of waterfowl and an expansive international population, I’d have the crispy duck over the Courtyard any day.

YORK VISION

Tuesday October 30th, 2012

YORK NIGHTSPOT FORCED TO CLOSE

By JO BARROW & JOE SOFTLEY STEREO, YORK’S live music venue and nightclub, is to close down after disputes with their landlords.

Organisers say the departure from the Gillygate site became necessary after they failed to come to a satisfactory arrangement with owner of Punch Taverns.

“Some of you may know that we have been trying to buy the freehold of the building for quite some time but negotiations have reached a point where other options are financially better for us.

“We wanted to make a purchase in order to develop the property and fix the major structural issues that our landlord has not remedied, but that is clearly not going to happen within a price bracket we would be happy with.

Discussions have stopped.”

The venue will hold its last gig this evening, and in a statement, the business said it intended to reopen in the New Year at a new location which is yet to be revealed.

“We have been considering other sites for a while now, where outright purchases are possible, thus giving us a building that we can alter as we wish and so create the venue that we want from scratch. The day has come to make that decision.

“Naturally we realise that there will be some unfortunate cancellations of events but we will do our best to help these move in the short term and where possible we will keep as many future book-

NO GO STEREO

ings as we can to minimise disruption. We apologise for this inconvenience but we have to draw a line somewhere and whichever way we do this there will regrettably be some disappointment.”

‘Freakin’, the popular house music night now uprooted from its traditional home told Vision: “we’ve had a great time at Stereo for the last few years”.

“We’re always looked after

and thus had a good relationship with everyone there.

“We’re just looking to the future and hoping that York finally gets the independent venue that it needs.”

SAM EARLE

DEPUTY COMMENT EDITOR

Photo: Emilien Tortel

HAVING ALREADY coerced Evil Eye into not playing music outside, stopped people from cycling on the pavements, and ensured any house party shuts down no later than 11 o’clock, it seems that the York Fun Police have claimed their latest victim of the term.

For so long a York institution proudly hosting, among other things, York’s most famous House night, Freakin, the death of Stereo represents a mournful loss for York and its residents. But perhaps this is not an all-bad thing.

I am of the view that something good could come of this.

Stereo, for all its great nights, was not an amazing venue – the dance floor was small and oddly shaped, its location far from ideal.

We can only hope that the new venue will breathe some much needed life into York’s suffocated alternative clubbing scene. In the meantime, however, a void has be left and it is currently unclear who will fill it.

Regency Restaurant anyone?

CHESS: BOXING CLEVER

By JACK BRADSHAW

YORK IS set to become the first university in the UK to have a chess boxing club. Proposals for the society’s ratification are currently being considered by YUSU. It is likely to be a couple of weeks before a final decision is made but, if approved, the club could be up and running by the start of next term.

Vish Nithiy, who is supporting the club’s creation, told Vision: “I’ve been gauging how interested students might be and there has been a fairly positive response for both spectating and getting involved with the sport.

“I am currently communicating with the boxing and chess societies on any advice they can offer.

Both have been extremely helpful in offering information regarding the running of the society.

“It would be fantastic to be able to offer it at York, especially as it’s a fast paced and growing sport.

Given long enough it would be incredible to make it a competitive sport across universities.”

President of the Chess Society, Alex Taylor, commented: “It sounds like a great idea and Chess Soc will indeed be happily helping out if needed. The more people playing chess the merrier.”

Meanwhile, Boxing President, Jamie Lyons, expressed his satisfaction to Vision about the creation of a chess boxing society: “The boxing club are more than will-

ing to help train those who wish to participate in this unusual and exciting sport, and look forward to building a relationship with those involved.

“We’re all very pleased that this new club is starting up, and will assist and advise in any way that we can.”

A full chess boxing match consists of six four-minute rounds of

Cartoon: Thea Burden

chess alternated with five threeminute rounds of boxing. Competitors have just 12 minutes to complete all of their chess moves.

The match ends either through a checkmate, resignation or loss of time in the chess match, or a knock-out in the boxing rounds.

There are currently numerous professional clubs around the world, with London, Berlin and Los Angeles among the main hubs.

However, the phenomena has so far eluded UK universities.

Nithiy is keen to ensure maximum safety and encourage as many people as possible to take part.

“I think most people would feel concerned about the boxing rather than the chess so I’m really trying to focus on providing full support and potential training sessions from the boxing society perhaps before matches get underway.”

In what is turning out to be a renaissance in the game’s popularity, the Chess Society are also planning to stage a ‘human chess’ event at the Courtyard during the weekend of week 8, of which further details are yet to be announced.

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YORK VISION Tuesday November 20, 2012

YORK STUDENT LEFT TO SUFFER BY TAXI DRIVER

By OLIVER TODD

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THIRD-YEAR York student Luke Sandland has demanded an apology from 659 Taxis after he was abandoned by a driver while suffering from appendicitis.

Sandland, who studies French and Spanish with Linguistics was in agony with severe abdominal pains in the early hours of Sun-

day morning two weeks ago.

Sandland told The Press: “I told him [the cab driver] I thought I was going to be sick. He started pulling up, but I was sick out of the window, although I didn’t get any on the car. He pulled up and I opened the door and was sick again”.

The driver then left him to walk to hospital from the Sainsbury’s store at Foss Bank. He

maintains that Sandland was sick inside the vehicle.

Director of 659 Taxi’s Adrian Smith also spoke to The Press: “Each driver is self-employed and it’s their decision whether or not to carry people,” he said.

“He’s made a judgement call because the lad has been sick in his car. If he’d said ‘I’ve got appendicitis,’ or ‘My arm is cut open,’ I’m sure he would have taken him

to hospital, but it happens on a regular basis, people getting in the car and being sick, then being asked to leave the vehicle.”

On arriving at hospital Sandland was diagnosed with appendicitis. Doctors said the incident could have been fatal had he not made it to hospital.

Sandland has contacted 659 for an apology but said one was not offered. Smith said that a super-

joe softley

NEWS EDITOR

IT IS difficult to argue that the national generalisation of students as glorified city drunks is not justified.

The Vision news team and indeed student newspapers across the country have filled countless column inches reporting on the various debauched antics and misadventures of those who choose to call this city home for three short years. We are as guilty as anyone for fanning the flames of stereotype.

Nevertheless, Luke’s story is a startling illustration of how

Photo: Jack Western

MUN’S THE WORD

By Georgina strapp THE MODEL United Nations, a simulation of the real UN, was hosted in York this weekend after months of preparation.

Muizzah Zakariah, a third year SPS Student told Vision that The Secretariat lead by Shareen Khaliq did an “impressive job” organizing the entire thing.

Mimicking the UN, students are divided into sub-committees, such as the Security Council or the IMF. In addition, delegates would play the role of a country, responding to debates as their country would in light of the current social and political climates.

They would debate, work together or oppose each other in order to try to pass resolutions that would resolve the issue.

Issues under debate included the Central American drug war, drone strikes and economic diversification in oil producing countries. Zakaria commented that these became “emotional debates” surrounded by “late nights, early mornings, and even an impromptu opera performance.”

It was not only the political situations that were simulated, those interested in the media side also had a valuable experience. Press officer for the event, Diederik van

Wersch explains that the “reporters” would write “articles about the conference from the perspective of different nations. So if we were writing for the China Daily, we’d criticise the delegate of the USA.” The event took place at the Ron Cooke Hub. The opening on Friday featured a UN worker who had been in Haiti after the earthquake who simulated the components of the relief effort.

On Sunday, awards were given out; the most honourable delegation going to the University of Edinburgh, with Zakaria commenting that “delegates from Highgate School were particularly impressive for being able to keep up with the debates among the university students”.

Dozens of York students who studied a wide variety of degrees attended, and some universities came from as far away as Belarus.

Zakaria found it a valuable experience: “It was definitely a great way to expand my knowledge on international policies.”

Van Wersch tells Vision that: “Overall it was a massive success and everyone seemed to really enjoy it. It reflected well on the York UNA and hopefully we’ll get invited to other high-profile conferences in the future.”

visor at the firm had offered an apology during their phone calls with Sandland and his mother.

YUSU Welfare Officer Bob Hughes told Vision: “It is worrying news, and we will be confirming with taxi companies to check that this isn’t common practice.

Assumptions of students only being drunk are both unhelpful, and as we see here, potentially dangerous.” the local perception of our community can leave an unfortunate few in potentially dangerous situations.

Despite the laudable work of RAG in starting local initiatives with the aim of improving relationships with residents, suspicion and in some cases, muted hostility remains. You only have to trawl various York related web sites to find comment sections seething with misplaced indignation. Whether it’s resident associations blocking the construction of new student accommodation, or the tyrannical ‘noise patrol’ snatching Hi-Fis from the grasp of despairing parties, it is difficult to see a way in which the attitudes of those outside will realistically be altered.

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Once you go black, you can always go back to just have coffee with milk, there’s really no set in stone rules here. #justsaying #LibraryWisdom ISA President

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By bethany porter

YUSU HAVE released the motions for their upcoming autumn referendum, including a potentially controversial call for the union to support an ‘evidence based drugs policy’. The four motions were released on Friday week 6 for amendment by the general student body.

Each term students are given the opportunity to submit policy ideas to YUSU. Often, as seen this year, policies are submitted by Sabbatical Officers to gauge what the student population thinks about an idea before putting it into action.

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Campaigns will then be conducted across campus and social media before being debated at the official Referendum on November 27.

The student body will be given the opportunity to vote on the motions throughout weeks 8 and 9.

If passed, YUSU are then committed to pursue the policy in whichever way they see fit.

Union representatives are hoping to increase student engagement with the event this academic year by creating

Should YUSU lobby for 24-hour portering in every college?

YUSU will lobby the University to restore 24 hour portering across campus and ensure that Porters are based within colleges.

Jack Baker, joint motion proposer “I proposed the motion as I believe that porters are needed 24 hours a day and, more importantly, should be located within each college. There are no porters in Langwith or Goodricke - they are located ‘centrally’ in The Hub. While each of the porters’ duties taken separately may seem small, their total sum is something that cannot be replaced.

The Night time staff are nowhere near sufficient as their basic training leaves them without first aid skills. I think this can be done by highlighting the gaps that are left when their jobs are handed over to part time staff at night, where there isn’t even any presence in colleges during the day. The new staff are essentially receptionists and it is absurd that the University thinks that the provisions they have put in place are adequate.”

specific Facebook pages as forums for debate on the issues raised.

YUSU’s last referendum enjoyed an unusually high turnout, most likely because of the inclusion of the divisive question of whether YUSU should lobby the University to discontinue BAE funded research, and Union Chair Nick Hall is hoping this term’s vote will be equally well attended.

“This term’s referendum is one that every member can relate to, with issues from portering to rep-

resentation for students of faith being discussed amongst others and it is always good to see a wide range of issues being discussed.

Referendum is one of the easiest ways members can engage with their union, it literally takes no time at all to vote. If people want to get involved in the referendum or anything else being decided on at the moment, head to the YUSU website for more information.”

Past referenda have resulted in the renaming of the ‘The New Building Study Space” near The Charles VII pub to “The Brian Blessed Centre for Quiet Study” and a YUSU commitment to “bring Dr Dre to Central Hall”.

Should YUSU improve its faith representation?

YUSU will create a ‘Faith Network’ and a new union officer position: ‘YUSU Students of Faith Officer’.

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Bob Hughes, motion proposer “I proposed the motion to fill what I think is a gap in the representation students of faith have in regards to YUSU and the University. From consulting with various faith groups on campus, it became clear that issues around the types and timings of events, as well as issues of hate crime, discrimination and lack of service provision had no clear central voice. This motion is to ensure that students of faith are listened to on a YUSU and University level, and to help co-ordinate the wide range of events and campaigns around issues of faith and belief. I hope to campaign on this by speaking with various students about what some of the current issues are and how I feel we can address them as a student body.”

Should YUSU replace the position of Entertainments Officer with a College events Co-ordinator?

YUSU will remove the Entertainments Officer position and the Entertainments Committee and replace it with a College Events Committee and Co-ordinator.

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Kallum Taylor, motion proposer “Because of how YUSU have changed the way events are delivered on campus, and because College JCRC’s have across the board, upped their game and increased their independence in the delivery of their events, the role of Ents Officer has become surplus to requirements. This isn’t a criticism, nor is it something to celebrate, it’s just how things can change thanks to surrounding developments. We do now need to change this role though and have a College Events Co-ordinator, elected by their fellow college Ents Reps, to represent and support them specifically. They know what’s best for them; rather than what’s now become a ‘top down-ish’ kind of role, which isn’t needed anymore.”

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Should YUSU lobby for a national evidence based drugs policy?

YUSU will lobby the government to re-evaluate the Misuse of Drugs Act and to invest in drugs education

and rehabilitation programmes.

York Lib Dems Society, motion proposers “It’s important that this debate focuses on recognising drugs are an issue of health, not morality. We believe it is the responsibility of students’ unions to pressure the government about such issues and to call for all policy to be based on scientific evidence. There are many drugs currently classified as illegal that scientific research shows aren’t nearly as dangerous as alcohol. As the government are currently looking at reforming their drugs policy, it’s important that we use every forum possible to send a strong message that the current blanket prohibition causes problems by criminalising individuals.”

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PINK TIDE HITS YORK

By RAFAELA OPLOPoiou

THE UNIVERSITY played host to a panel of experts last week when the International Development society turned its sights on South America.

The successful political event, named ‘The Pink Tide Panel Debate’ focused on the emergence of Leftist governments in Latin America and the Caribbean.

The subject of the discussion, the ‘Pink Tide’ phenomenon, started in 1999 with the Venezuelan Presidential election of the leftist Hugo Chavez. The debaters discussed the situation in each of the countries of Latin America, concentrating on the reasons why it was allowed to happen and why people chose to vote differently at that time specifically.

The speakers included Professor Victor Bulmer-Thomas, an honorary professor of the UCL Institute of the Americas, an expert on the economic development of Latin America and the Caribbean. He was accompanied by Dr Chris Wylde, teaching fellow in International Political Economy at the University of York, whose research projects have included Latin America’s neoliberal experience and Natalia A. Bonilla Berrios of the University of York, who spoke of ethnic conflict, gender discrimination and the role of global media.

Which campus media BNOC awoke his housemates with aggressively loud sex this week?

SMOKING STUDY

By SARAH LANE RESEARCH CARRIED out by University staff suggests that smokers are costing the UK economy £1.4bn a year, simply by taking two to three days more sick holidays than their non-smoking colleagues.

The study, carried out by the Centre for Tobacco Control Studies, states that smokers are 33 per cent more likely to miss work than non-smokers. The research includes over 71,000 public and private sector workers from across the globe.

Dr Shehzad Ali, a Research Fellow in the Department of Health Sciences at York, was involved in the study.

“While the relationship between smoking and health risks is well-known, this study has highlighted the impact of smoking on the economy due to additional sick days. Quitting smoking can result in substantial cost savings, not only to the NHS but also employers.”

The information may now be used by the government to target employers, rather than the individuals themselves, in future antitobacco campaigns.

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WE ARE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR STUDENT BLOGGERS! Our online blogs section is currently being revamped and we are looking for three regular online columnists to write weekly pieces on anything that inspires you or happens to take your fancy.

Whether you have blogging experience or not, if you are interested in being one of our columnists all you need to do is send an email to vision@yusu.org with your name, a little bit about yourself and if you have them, any ideas you have for an initial blog.

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NEW E4 REALITY SHOW UNDERMINES THE INTEGRITY OF SEEKING WORK EXPERIENCE

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ithout sounding rude, you’ve probably realised that just about anyone can get into university these days.

Whereas a degree used to be a rare commodity, and a 2:2 enough to secure someone a pretty comfortable path in life, these days having one has become the norm, and a 2:2 will likely leave you abandoning your dreams and scrabbling desperately for any form of paid work you can possibly get your hands on.

This is the sad, but widely true, state of affairs. A degree just isn’t enough to get you a good job anymore; the thousands of pounds of debt you’ve racked up over the course of your university life does not guarantee a speedy return on investment, unless you go out there and do something extra to sit alongside the hat, gown and precious piece of paper.

This is why work experience is so crucial, a way of demonstrating a passion for a particular career choice, show-

ing employers you mean business and, as the name suggests, getting some invaluable experience of your potential professional sphere before you apply for a job.

With this in mind, even the adverts for E4’s new ‘reality sitcom’ The Work Experience seemed in pretty bad taste. As a channel whose target audience is largely of the age where work experience is key, should they really be making jokes out of young people who have gone out of their way to try and get some kind of start in life?

For those who haven’t seen it, the premise of the show is that each week, two young people undertake work experience at London based fashion PR company Grade PR, thinking they are being filmed as part of a documentary. What they do not know, however, is that the entire world around them has been fabricated; the company does not really exist, all the staff are actors and the whole thing has been set up to make a mockery of them.

What goes on is pretty shocking. To give a few examples, in the first episode one of the interns is made to fire a dwarf for being too short, before being told to chase him down the street to re-hire him as an elf. The other is forced to stand with the wireless router above his head as it “needs to be high up for the WiFi to

work.” They are constantly chastised and treated in a generally abusive manner until being fired at the end of the show.

Prejudices aside, the show is just not very funny. It seems to work more on shock factor than with genuine comedy, but that’s not re-

Should they really be making jokes out of young people who have gone out of their way to try and get some kind of start in life? ally the point. The point is that, ironically, the only people who gain anything positive out of the entire show are the ‘interns’.

Thankfully, E4 arrange a paid internship with a real fashion PR company to ‘make up’ for their victims’ horrendous experiences at Grade PR, but this does not take away from the fact that they are presenting work experience in this way and are trying to create comedy by exploiting ambitious young people in a manner that, frankly, some who have undertaken genuine work experience may not be totally unfamiliar with.

A quick internet search will bring up

a whole host of stories similar to the ones you see on the show, so whilst E4 are trying to construct an experience at the bottom end of the ‘worst internships’ scale, the fact that their victims actually believe they are doing genuine work experience and, worst of all, are so willing to do these ridiculous tasks, demonstrates that the show is not that far off what can really happen out there.

That’s the saddest thing, that these young people are so keen to make something of their lives in a difficult job climate that they will happily act as a wireless router or chase a dwarf down the street to get somewhere, and that employers will happily exploit this to avoid having to do the dirty work themselves.

Perhaps if these types of employers saw The Work Experience they might have second thoughts about exploiting their interns, or more likely, perhaps they’re the sort of people who would actually find the show funny. It’s irrelevant anyway, as they are not the people who settle down to watch How I Met Your Mother and The Big Bang Theory when they get home each evening before finding The Work Experience has popped onto their screens. Perhaps, Channel 4, a genuine documentary on the subject would have been a better option, not this laboured excuse for a sitcom.

THE BEST IS YET TO COME

james scott CHIEF SUB-EDITOR

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hen President Barack Obama was re-elected last week, he evoked Ronald Reagan and proclaimed with typical American understatement that “America’s best days are yet to come.” It’s easy to dismiss this as political rhetoric and perhaps a little delusional. Since the economic crises began in 2008 we, along with the American public, have been fed a discourse of the inevitability of American decline.

But throughout the last few months as the 2012 election cycle has progressed, I’ve begun to realise that many of the things which point to American dysfunction and decline also may signal the seeds of its revival.

It’s easy to assume that we are witnessing the decline or even the end of American pre-eminence. Virtually every week we’ve heard dire stories about the American economy especially in the face of an apparently unstoppable China, the apparently terminal social dysfunctions, economic inequalities and racial cleavages documented by the unremittingly depressing but brilliant series The Wire. I spent a

AMERICA’S ABILITY TO REINVENT ITSELF ALLOWS HOPE FOR THE FUTURE

year as an American politics A-level student in awe of the dysfunction and inertia of their political system, and sniggering at the eccentricities of certain sections of their political class such as Christine “I’m not a witch” O’Donnell who wasn’t aware of the First Amendment of the US Constitution separating church and State.

At face value the 2012 election wasn’t any different as both sides attacked each other with aggressive rhetoric and polarizing campaign ads. Billions were spent by Super Pacs and billionaires to get a handful of voters in a few states to change their minds, yet the heartening thing about these elections is that by and large the American electorate rejected them. Research from this election cycle suggest that negative campaign ads had little effect on how people voted and many of the most well financed candidates such as former WWE CEO Linda McMahon were defeated. The electorate showed considerably more maturity than it is often given credit for as most of the extreme candidates for congressional and senate seats lost. Most notably both Todd Akin and Richard Mourdock, tea party poster boys who made absurd statements on abortion, were defeated in races they were expected to win.

Furthermore, this election showed the public’s ability to engage with debates legalising gay marriage in three states for the

first time, and perhaps even more historically, legalising marijuana in two states.

These referenda show the organic strength and dynamism of the US Federal system as even when Congress is deadlocked, real change can be enacted by the states and individual citizens. This is the genius of the US Federal system as policy changes in the

Referenda show the organic strength and dynamism of the US Federal system, as even when Congress is deadlocked, real change can be enacted by the states and individual citizens states often eventually filter through to the Federal government. Arguments which begin with just a few petitioners at a local level can quickly gain traction and become the law of the whole land just a few years later.

What I’m increasingly impressed with is the ability of the US political system to reinvent itself. After the disastrous Bush Presidency we had Obama, a virtually unknown 47-year-old African-American junior senator for Illinois, who defeated the

most locked-in, well-financed candidate in American history in Hillary Clinton. And he got there largely from small donations from individual citizens, many of whom had never been engaged politically before.

In response to Obama we had the Tea Party. Whatever you may think about the Tea Party, they were founded as an organic political group by citizens angry at Obama’s policies and at least they provided a clear choice for the electorate compared to the identikit politicians of Europe, who only seem to offer a choice of austerity or more austerity. The American people appear to have largely rejected this extremist tea party discourse, and I have no doubt that eventually the Republican Party will adapt to this political reality and field more relevant candidates; the moderates always eventually win out.

Obviously we can’t ignore the often scandalous power of money, lobbyists, and connections but ultimately the power of citizens to reshape their country is still immense and despite the current dominance of the ‘cuckoos’ in congress, I’m inclined to think that it’s quite healthy to have a vigorous and even rambunctious debate every now and again. Through debate and disagreement come ideas and dynamism and through this history is still being made. And that’s why I’m confident that America’s best days may still be ahead.

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he methods used by the University of Manchester Students’ Union to organise support for the National Student Demo tomorrow are quite simply outrageous. Their Activities and Development Officer, Tommy Fish, apparently threatened student societies who failed to send at least 10 of their members to the protest with drastic funding cuts. Such politicising of a students’ union is a dangerous and stupid move, and Fish was quickly shot down by the NUS and a student petition. Over here, it’s safe to say that YUSU’s organisation has been much better. The Facebook group, for instance, has offered polls for indicating students’ opinion on the protest and Kallum Taylor has encouraged us to think carefully about why we should consider protesting.

It is unlikely, however, that a free night out in Tokyo on Thursday will help York achieve its target of 400 people, but it was a good idea nonetheless. “Will the protest make much difference?” you ask. Well, it seems unlikely the coalition will diverge so greatly from their current economic policy and where savings could be made elsewhere.

However, we must applaud YUSU and the students who venture south tomorrow for their efforts in the face of adversity.

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ish Nithi, the man who is attempting to set up the first ever chess boxing society at a UK university. Finally, you say, York will actually be put on the map for something which doesn’t involve ducks.

The sport itself involves players alternating across 11 rounds between chess and boxing until there is a victor in either discipline.

Don’t forget, just a few years ago, chess was arguably the most boring game to watch, despite being one of the most engrossing to take part in. Now, though, its reputation has been transformed through the unlikeliest of marriages. Would it be so ridiculous to expect the sport of chess boxing to be among the most popular at BUCS level in a few years? And who knows, maybe it will be introduced to Roses even sooner if students at Lancaster follow suit. Let’s hope that YUSU ratify Nithi’s proposal because, if nothing else, this seems like a pretty hilarious sport to go and watch.

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he University, for not installing a cash machine on Heslington East in time. It was announced in April this year that a cash point would be available for Goodricke and Langwith students on Heslington East for the start of the academic year. Students were elated at the news, and freshers this year looked forward to settling into their new accommodation with a wallet lined with some handy cash. However, unless you get cashback, a trek to Heslington West is still required. At a time when the University is forging ahead with designs for ‘College 9’, it seems they are neglecting some of the simpler, more important things in life.

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t’s 1999 and I’m seven, a tiny toddler in Mrs Locke’s Year Two class. Sitting there bug-eyed and excitable, my teacher asks: “What do you want to be when you grow up?” I stare up at her, a smile stamped across my face as my imagination runs wild. I could be an astronaut or a doctor, a policeman or a UN diplomat, prime minister or transformer; I could be anything I could ever dream of being, because, as my teacher always reminded me, I have the whole world ahead. I’m a blank slate ready to be filled with anything I want.

It’s 2012 and I’m coming up to 21. I’m in my third year of university and before me lies what looks like the dullest book written since The Bird Watcher’s Manual. It’s The Times’ 100 Best Graduate Employers brochure, the ‘holy grail’ for the thousands of students around the UK wondering whether that debt engulfing degree was actually worth it. Every page has already been scanned in minute detail, every word read and reread, every job looked at twice. And it hits me: all the dreams of doing whatever I wanted to do have slowly passed me by and I didn’t even notice.

By doing what I enjoyed at school and abandoning those subjects which I didn’t, I have set myself on a path to a job that I

didn’t even know I was on. I ridded myself of Biology without thinking that I would never be an world renowned surgeon without it, I cancelled French without wondering how I would become an international peacekeeper, I gave up Physics when I realised Optimus Prime wasn’t real. I chose the subjects I studied for the same reason most of us did, for the fact that we liked them, never really thinking about utility or prospects. Unbeknownst to be me, ‘the whole world ahead’ became a world filled with unemployment, recessions and workaholic Chinese students.

So I’m left with the unsettling feeling of

I’m just another inconsequential ant begging for a place in the colony, while the rest of the world carries on undisturbed mediocrity. That feeling of final realisation that you aren’t going to just walk into that dream job, that you’ve found yourself in a hole full of other students all with the same degree and grades, all waving their hands around madly to be noticed by that barely interested employer. Dreams of walking straight into Number 10 or being flown up to the International Space Station have all but vanished, replaced by never-ending unpaid internships and application forms as

long as The Oxford English Dictionary.

Yet, the worst part is how this feeling seems to take over more than just my thoughts on future employment. The feeling slowly begins to encompass even my position in the world. It dawns upon me that I’m one of millions in the country, amongst billions in the world, in a universe not affected by any of us. I’m not even a skid mark on the underwear of the cosmic realm that is Everything. I’m just another inconsequential ant begging for a place in the colony.

The moral is that looking for a job can most definitely bring you down a notch or two, and it is coming to terms with that which can be just as important as applying to any job. While the humbling experience of job searching may make you want to crawl into the foetal position, in an odd way it can be quite liberating. Yes, we’re in the middle, but the middle is a good place to be. A place from where we can work our way up, or just stay, content where we are.

And while you might not hear the word ‘mediocrity’ bandied around at those hellish graduate development seminars (the ones where they write words like ‘progress’ and ‘teamwork’ in a big brainstorm and think it means something), it’s definitely worth thinking whether you’re happy with the path you’re on. Perhaps you are mediocre, but so are most people. Not being prime minister won’t mean you’re less happy, just that you’re less powerful. As they will one day say, with great mediocrity comes less responsibility. Personally, I think I can deal with that.

WHY I’M GIVING UP AND GETTING MY BOOBS OUT HOW FEMALE COMEDIANS ARE LEVELLING THE PLAYING FIELD georgina strapp EDITOR

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s the recently appointed editor of a student tabloid paper, one of the questions I have been frequently asked is “will you create a page three?”

Jokes aside, it’s not a stupid question considering dirty photos sell. And I’m not just claiming this on the assumption that the editor of a national paper like The Sun will only include popular features. Even in Vision every sexually suggestive headline we have gets more web views than anything else, whatever the content may actually be.

We’ve got the vote, we are equally protected by the law and we have (technically) equal access to jobs. Despite feminists no longer just being seen as angry bra-burning women and in fact being seen as anyone, male or female, that believes in equality of the sexes- there are many areas in which attitudes towards the role of men and women in society seem not to have moved on much in the last fifty years.

Obviously we are not going to get topless models in Vision… and not just because we probably would be breaching many student welfare issues by stripping off. I am not remotely suggesting glamour modelling is wrong or immoral and yet putting naked images of women, and not men, in papers

undermines the achievements our society has made in recognising gender equality. It aims a newspaper directly at men, a notion which belongs to an age where women were not expected to have knowledge or interest in current affairs and would most definitely not hold any position of authority in a national newspaper like The Sun. The No More Page 3 campaign group aims to persuade The Sun’s Editor, Dominic Mohan, to ‘take the bare boobs out’. Along with the Everyday Sexism Project, they ran a comedy night on Sunday, Stand up to Sex-

If women can be seen as using the same assets as men to enjoy both sex and a career, then we will be closer than ever before to gaining true equality ism, raising money for vulnerable women and awareness of how sexism is still an issue to be addressed. Comedians at this event including Lucy Porter, Tiffany Stevenson and Joel Dommet, joined an ever increasing trend of women taking on men when it comes to their wit.

Having recently given in to the lures of Twitter, I am now following Caitlin Moran who describes herself as “a woman, yes,

but still funny.” This pithy remark sums up how women so often have to fight past the barrier of their sex before they can be seen as ‘funny’, a characteristic traditionally reserved for men who plan on using it to get laid and make their way up the career ladder simultaneously. Which makes it the perfect tool; if women can use the same assets as men to enjoy both sex and a career, then we will be closer than ever before to gaining true social equality.

The non-confrontational nature of comedy also makes it one of the most subtle and effective weapons men and women alike can use to be respected, it can be as provoking as anything else and yet by showing wit rather than anger people will listen. Everyone, regardless of age, sex or profession can relate to humour on some level, and it can therefore level the playing field without creating the opposition and disharmony that has for most of history characterised the relationships between men and women.

But then this poses a problem. If being funny really is the new way for women to gain their place in a traditionally maledominated society, then I’m going to have to start my whole education again in the hope that someone can convert my shocking banter into something that will actually make people laugh with me rather than at me. Or I could just forget about everything else and just take the “traditional” approach to my career, making sure I have a push-up bra, heels and a tight skirt for every job interview I have in the next few years...

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CAN WE STILL TRUST THE BBC? YES

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efore I launch into this argument, I’d like you to consider how much the poorer we would be as a nation without the BBC, the host of iPlayer, the unparalleled World Service, Last Night of the Proms, proper investigative journalism and unbiased news. For have no doubt, the attacks against the BBC are a thinly veiled attempt to discredit this national icon and begin the process of dismantling it.

Yes, mistakes were made.

Yes, it is right to be upset.

Yes, people should take responsibility. No, it is not an excuse for people to stop paying their licence fee or demand cuts, and roar sound and fury because we expect the BBC to be perfect.

The BBC has torn itself apart over just two bad editorial decisions. Two. People have been ‘stepping aside’ left right and centre since it came to light, and it took very little haranguing from the right wing press to make it happen. The same right wing press who are apparently unaware of the irony inherent in the fact that very few people have accepted any kind responsibility over the proven conspiracy and law breaking that occurred in the Murdoch papers – despite the fact that people have been arrested.

No laws were broken within this scandal, no conspiracy has been found.

Several well-respected managers within the BBC

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volunteered to take the hit because to them, it is more important that the BBC remains respected and trusted, than they continue to have a job.

The simple truth that people struggle to recognise is that the BBC isn’t this cohort of Oxbridge graduates doing their best to insidiously drip feed the nation lies and force us to pay for it. It is comprised of tens of thousands of people of every political alignment, race and educational background.

Each one does their best, each one has a public service mentality, earning far less and attracting much more criticism than they would in a private company.

The scrutiny the BBC is constantly under from everybody is astounding. James Murdoch even used his MacTaggart lecture to criticise the BBC. Yet even with all of this, it is so rare that there is any kind of newsworthy story circulating about them that it should be seen as a testament to how scrupulously they normally uphold their strict regulations and procedures.

Inquiries have been ordered, investigations are being made, the right wing press have had their pound of flesh. I think it’s time to let the BBC get back to doing what it does best – delivering high quality programming, whilst we sit back with a cup of tea to watch Natural World.

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he BBC has had its day. Jimmy Saville literally (not literally) put the nail in the coffin of trust in this national institution. My dad didn’t teach me much, if anything at all, but he did teach me that nothing is a mistake unless you do it twice. The BBC have constantly been in trouble over a variety of things. Just think of Jonathan Ross. From homophobic comments to questioning the prime minister of Great Britain if he ever masturbated over Margaret Thatcher, all whilst getting paid around £10,000 an episode, (paid by us).

The list goes on: there were the Richard Bacon cocaine headlines in 1998, the more recent Russell Brand saga where he claimed sexual relations with Andrew Sachs’ granddaughter and York’s very own Chancellor Greg Dyke who resigned as Director General following the Hutton Report in 2003 and an investigation into Tony Blair’s ‘honesty’.

Now we come to the current crisis. It started last year when Newsnight decided not to air an investigation into claims that Savile, a star BBC presenter from the 1960s to 1980s who had recently died, had sexually abused young people. When, in contrast, ITV did air its own programme on the allegations, it led to mounting questions about why the Newsnight programme was dropped, and whether there was a

cover up. Director General George Entwistle resigned after events culminating in a report on child abuse going out on Newsnight, which led to Conservative peer Lord McAlpine being mistakenly implicated.

Since 2003, trust placed in the BBC has been slowly declining until finally it is in tatters. A recent statistic in a YouGov survey for The Sun, conducted after Entwistle’s departure, finds a 13-point reduction in the past fortnight in the proportion of people who trust BBC journalists to tell the truth.

For too many years the BBC has been put on a pedestal by the public and in the light of recent events it has been rightfully knocked off down onto the floor where it belongs. It is meant to be an impartial, honest and truthfully based organisation, providing news and entertainment, which is paid for by our taxes. I am not alone in thinking it does neither. The news is a sham, evidenced by the cover up of a child molesting TV presenter. And the entertainment? Eastenders and Cash in the Attic?

I’d rather go to Willow and spend the night licking the floor.

The British public have had enough. They do not trust the BBC anymore and will not again for a very, very long time. A re-organisation and re-branding of this shameful corporation is very much needed.

n the coliseum of life, it is the badgers who are about to die and must salute you. Well, I say badgers. What I mean is the badgers and the bees, and the birds and the insects, and the fish and the worms and the plants. It’s any animal that won’t be put into a Prada outfit, or trained to make money or eaten for your pleasure. If they inconvenience us, we’ll lop off their heads, poison them outright and turn their habitat into paper. They’re not like us. They must be worth less than us, we’ll do what we like.

This time, the badgers are going to be saved. It wasn’t because the death of 100,000 badgers ONLY MIGHT have reduced the level of tuberculosis in cattle by a flavourless 15% over nine years, and that’s a bit pointless. It wasn’t because cattle more frequently catch TB from other cattle. It wasn’t because badger culling trials actually found that the slaughter of badgers meant any surviving badgers from the cull area would up-sticks and move quickly away; spreading any TB they might carry further and faster to our farms. It was because we discovered it was economically bonkers. In fact, the official line from independent scientists was, “badger culling has positive and negative effects on bovine TB in cattle and is difficult, costly and controversial.” Very costly, in fact. Either £200 or £2,500 per hectare depending on whether you bother trying to kill them humanely or not. (£2,500 is also how much it would cost to vaccinate the badgers per hectare, incidentally).

We actually share this earth with the animals that struggle through the cold and hunger, the motorways and the pesticides, and just because they can’t talk, walk or play GTA doesn’t make them pointless.

The problem is that TB kills cows, badgers sometimes carry TB, and we can’t vaccinate the cows.

It’s also difficult to improve bio-security on farms, costing about £4000 per farm to keep the badgers out. So, it’s a head scratcher. I can see the tax payer and/or farmer payer might not be thrilled to dish out £4000 per farm, or £2,500 to vaccinate badgers (although they manage it in Wales), and of course, the farmer’s profits are important.

But believe it or not, members of the superior species, human profit is not the only thing with any worth, and we’re saving the badgers’ hairy little souls for the wrong reasons. We actually share this earth with the animals that struggle through the cold and hunger, the motorways and the pesticides, and just because they can’t talk, walk or play GTA doesn’t make them pointless.

Let me put it another way. Chairman Mao decided in 1958 that he didn’t like sparrows, and told the Chinese people it was their duty to kill them all.

Without the sparrows to eat the bugs and locusts of China, their populations swarmed. Along with deforestation and the misuse of poisons and pesticides, the ecological imbalance created is credited with “exacerbating the Great Chinese Famine in which upwards of 30 million people died of starvation.” We live on this earth, with all its badgers and sparrows, birds, bees, trees and fish, and if we are so very superior, should really learn to have a bit of respect. That’s all I’m saying.

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THE BIG OPINIONS DO WE NEED A NINTH COLLEGE?

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he best three years of my life, you’ll have a blast!” is the usual response, when the notion of the university ‘experience’ is discussed with the majority of people who have served their time at one of Britain’s many hubs of higher education. Those precious three years where you allegedly forge long-lasting friendships, have a wild old time and more often than not, meet the love of your life. I left for uni with a rare case of open-mindedness and a faint slither of belief in such utterances. Fast forward to second year, where I find myself convinced that such positive remarks are only made by those belonging to an older generation, whose memories, albeit hazy and warped with the sheen of nostalgia and longing, were of an experience that was probably totally alright. I can only conclude that the modern student existence is a jaded shadow of its former, maybe exciting and relatively liberal self.

I suppose I’ve managed to scrabble together a few people whose company I enjoy for the most part, so that’s one prophecy that has come true, although this was not easy. My first term could only be described as some sort of social tundra, the breathtaking landscape replaced with rain drenched concrete and the retina-searing lights of a mid-refurbishment JB Morrell library.

The second forecast of enjoying a ‘wild old time’ has so far escaped me however and at this point, a year and a bit in, I’ve given up entirely on this. Leaving me with only one more prediction to begrudgingly (desperately) fulfil before being churned out the other end, a barely employable husk of my former self. That is the notion of finding my future spouse, or at least long-term love interest.

The difficulties I have with this matter are clearly as a result of York University’s consistent failings to provide the framework in which I can successfully pursue any kind of relational endeavour. It must be York in particular, as many of my friends at other universities have been very successful in this regard. I haven’t deigned to ask them, but I imagine their chosen institutions provide a compelling programme of events and opportunities that foster the growth of such long term relationships with one’s ideal other.

Of course it can’t possibly be with me that the root of the problem lies. I’m assuredly the epitome of the modern, sensitive man. After all there is no better way of elaborating your feelings towards a girl than to never interact. To face them, make eye contact with or speak to is best avoided, and of course flirting is far too forward and presumptuous for those that are truly refined and considerate. In addition, high standards are a must for the discerning bachelor, and to lower them, even in the face of emotional austerity is to admit defeat. Clearly, despite being a socially adept, relatively attractive young man, something about the environment I find myself in is lacking.

I propose the introduction of a campuswide drive to pair up each student with a beloved partner, all in a bid to recreate the spark that so evidently existed on the campuses of old. In the meantime, I’ll continue to listen to depressing, angst-ridden music and ponder my current, externally imposed loneliness.

BOB HUGHES WELFARE OFFICER

GEORGE OFFER HALIFAX CHAIR Yes. However more investment and thought is required in both campuses before further expansion should go ahead. As Hes East campus develops from accommodation for 600 students, to shiny new departments and now 1200 residents a number of issues have arisen. Larger things such as a lack of bar or shop or the somehow still ongoing lack of a cash point, down to basics, welfare provisions like 24 hour porters are a still cold walk away in the hub and couldn’t cope with this year’s move in. It’s not just Hes East that had ongoing issues in need of sorting, out-dated accommodation blocks are far too common for a leading uni, with recent renovations, for example in ‘fax, being little more than a paint job.

In principle, having a ninth college sounds great: more space for students on campus and the excitement of almost 2000 students on Heslington East. However, before that can even be put on the table, we need to know that the students currently on that campus are being provided for adequately. A cash point, shop and proper social spaces spring to mind instantly. So too does the fact that nobody has fully got their heads around what a college is - great work happens, but YUSU research found that a lot of students and staff still felt there was a lot to pin down about what colleges are, and can be. My answer is a tentative yes but only if we know why we’re building a college, what will be there for students and how we can make it a success.

PHIL WATSON DISSATISFIED STUDENT

NINA PULLMAN COMMENT EDITOR The best thing about York’s collegiate system is the opportunity for college spirit and a sense of solidarity, whether that is from sport, charity events or just becoming part of a far-reaching tradition of college alumni. Creating a new college for the sake of a higher intake might detract from these important values that should be at the heart of a collegiate system, and runs the risk of just creating a soul-less block of accommodation rather than a lively and reputable college you would want to belong to. For this reason, I think it would be better to increase the size of existing colleges which already have an established college spirit to work from.

As a student who lived off-campus in Fairfax last year, though officially part of Vanbrugh college, my feelings on the introduction of another college is quite simple: what is the point? The only real involvement I felt we, as a house, actually had with our college was perfunctory at best.

Excluding the occasional JCRC meeting within Fairfax and our becoming a ‘halfway house’ for college bar crawls, Fairfax may as well have become a college in its own right. Introducing another college into the University seems like an excuse for lots of pointless and tedious administration and the upheaval of a system that, after freshers’ week is over, practically dissolves.

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WHY PROTESTS LIKE #DEMO2012 NEED TO BE SEEN AS LONG TERM VISIONS RATHER THAN ONE DAY EVENTS OSCAR PEARSON DEPUTY COMMENT EDITOR

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lassic YUSU: can’t get enough buses to Hes East, but can get enough buses to London for a lefty protest about value for money...”

That status was right at the top of my news feed when I logged into Facebook last weekend, and I couldn’t help but chuckle. It certainly seems odd that YUSU are attempting to coax students down to the capital, with the ultimate ‘Demo Survival & Revival Pack’ on offer. For £5, transport to and from the demonstration, a pack explaining rights and reasons for marching (evidently, then, it doesn’t matter whether students care about, or even know, why they are protesting), free entry to Tokyo the following night and a wristband. All that heavily subsidised by YUSU at a time when the money could perhaps be funding ongoings in York.

And surely I can’t be the only one wondering what protesters realistically aim to achieve with the tuition fees policy now sorted until at least the next government?

Thousands of students from right across the UK are expected to march through central London to demonstrate against the Government’s programme on students and education, and it is the first national protest the NUS has called since the tuition fees

protest in November 2010, which descended into groups violently smashing windows, throwing missiles and lighting fires. It led to more than 60 arrests, with dozens of people injured and taken to hospital.

Tomorrow, London is braced to host another, hopefully rather less violent protest.

But marching under the banner ‘Educate, Employ, Empower’ will most definitely be a passionate and intense occasion. Around 600 students’ unions are in membership, accounting for more than 95 per cent of all higher and further education unions in the UK.

In fifty years time you won’t remember that night you had another averagely good night with the same people, in the same places An education system in which the current barriers between Further Education and Higher Education don’t exist, a system that properly supports students in financial need and a system that disempowers snobbery is one I’m sure we would all like to see.

We need fair work and fair pay, and sustainable jobs are a necessary building block for a sustainable future and a just society. But if it is to be effective, this protest simply cannot start and end tomorrow: it has to be

part of a longer-term vision, and to secure progression we all must unite in more than just a march.

The damaging effects of recent changes to education have, it is widely considered, left it pretty inaccessible for future students but not unmanageable for those currently studying, so the protest must be all about giving future generations the best opportunities, rather than about changing the present system.

“Youth unemployment is at an all-time high, getting on the property ladder is next to impossible and we don’t even have the safety net of pensions” said Liam Burns, the NUS president. He went on to encourage students to join the protest in London.

The demo comes just weeks after the Cleggpology, a truly needless apology from the Liberal Democrat leader regretting the decision to increase tuition fees. But of course, he cannot be held responsible at all in that, after ensuring a stable coalition Government for the country by jumping into bed with the Tories... Had the Lib Dems secured a majority in the 2010 general election, we can only assume they would then have kept to their promise and abolished student fees.

So for tomorrow’s protest to avoid being rendered completely meaningless and redundant, we as students must continue to sign petitions, lobby officials and develop an ongoing campaign that will force the Government to take action. If not for our generation, then for future leaders of this broken country.

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The price of freedom CAITLIN GREEN speaks exclusively to Siwar, a Syrian refugee about the conflict in Syria and what needs to be done...

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iving illegally in Spain, Siwar, a 25 year old from Syria, hasn’t been home or seen his family since 2008 and can’t get his brother out of the country. Since his student visa expired three years ago and his residence renewal was rejected, he repeatedly applies for political asylum, waiting and wondering what will happen.

Throughout my conversation with Siwar it was clear that his and many other families’ problems are exacerbated by the lack of answers and help which Syrian people are receiving from Western governments. Siwar wonders “where is humanity?” and “where are human rights?” as he and the rest of Syria suffer.

Siwar previously went to university in Syria before he was kicked out for teaching Kurdish to fellow students, something that we would consider “very normal” in Europe. He says of the judge for his case: “he treated me like a terrorist. I want to feel proud to be Kurdish and to speak Kurdish,” he says, but he now fears that the regime may target his family for his actions. Siwar says: “I am Kurdish and I am Syrian” but essentially “I am human” and that is what we must remember as Syrian people are killed in the streets and bombed by their own government.

Back home, his family waits to see what will happen. They were originally based in Aleppo but due to violence in the city they have relocated north to a small village.

His mother recently returned to Aleppo and described it to him in a phone call as a place where “she can’t sleep because of the sound of the bombs in different districts,” that is full of “people in the streets

from other cities and neighbourhoods.” There is no water and sporadic or no electricity. The schools are closed and no one knows when they will open back up again. She makes her own food over the fire “ready for any emergency situation and to escape out of Syria.”

In a recent report, Amnesty International openly urged for Syria’s new opposition leadership “to rein in armed groups amid spiralling abuses.” The same report “reiterated its call on the Syrian government, whose armed forces and paramilitary militias are re-

A Syrian family fleeing from violence in Ras-al-Ain

A destroyed street in Syria after a bomb attack sponsible for most of the viola- situation outside of Syria will be grant and then apply for asylum. tions, to put an immediate end to any better for his brother judging It would cost 8,000 Euros to pay the increasingly frequent attacks by his own experiences. “I don’t the Mafia to get him to Turkey against civilians not involved in feel that I have a real place where but that solution is dangerous and the conflict. Notably through in- I can have freedom and do what I expensive. Furthermore, once in Turkey, whether legally or illegaldiscriminate air bombardments want” he says.

Unfortunately, the escalating ly he risks being sent to a “Turk– including with internationally banned cluster bombs and artil- violence “has caused a refugee cri- ish camp for refugees which is like sis. On November 9 the UN Refu- a jail. They don’t let you out.” Neilery shelling.”

Civilian lives are increasingly gee Agency announced a surge in ther option is appealing.

Until recently Siwar used a threatened as the violence contin- the number of Syrians seeking ues and densely populated residen- refuge in neighbouring countries,. false name as he didn’t want to ential areas are arbitrarily bombed. Numbers indicate that 11,000 have danger his family back in Syria. As From an international perspective been leaving Syria in a 24-hour pe- “a regime which doesn’t have any it is important that those responsible for commanding these operaThe Syrian people are losing their fear betions are held criminally responsible as they violate international cause they have nothing left to lose. humanitarian law and fail to ensure against war crimes.

Currently, it is Siwar’s priority riod and that already, over 300,000 humanity” he worried they would to get his twenty year old brother Syrians have fled from their home target and possibly kill them. Howout of Syria, where he is in hiding country - Siwar among them. Ad- ever, since applying for asylum he from the Syrian government and ditionally, more than one million has been using his own name and into Europe. He was recruited two others have been displaced by trying to rally support and help to months ago to fight for the Syr- fighting and violence within Syria get his brother out of Syria.

The Syrian people are losing ian army and he would have been and have moved to other parts of the country – including Siwar’s their fear because they have noth“killed if he didn’t go.” Many of ing left to lose” he says. “Killing his friends back in Syria repeated- mother, father and brother.

Despite the fact that so many is very normal in Syria where the ly appeal to Siwar for help. Meanwhile, he is “stuck in Spain” where people in Syria remain in ter- only language is violence. So far, he was previously attending uni- rifying situations and appalling the international community has versity. Days pass by as he tries to living conditions, European coun- failed to take effective action to renew his visa and he is now stuck tries repeatedly reject visa ap- stop the bloodshed in Syria”. So in limbo and waiting until Febru- plications. In the case of Siwar’s where is Europe and why aren’t ary for further information. They brother, this forces him to remain they accepting refugees who flee have taken his passport and he re- in a life-threatening situation in from this brutal situation in their mains uncertain as to whether the Syria or become an illegal immi- home country?

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ALEX FINNIS talks to WWE legend Chris Jericho about his career as a wrestler, m

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hris Jericho is a man you should envy, somebody you should aspire to be like.

I’m not saying the dream of every University of York student should be to become WWE Champion and front a band that has been releasing albums and touring the world since 1999, but Jericho is a man who appears to have grabbed hold of everything he ever wanted in life, seen the opportunities and made things happen.

“I went to a journalism school when I got into high school. But I realised pretty early on that it was fun to write about people, but I’d rather be the person that was written about. I wanted to be in a band, I wanted to be a wrestler since I was, shit, 12 years old, 13 years old, so it’s kind of just what I decided I wanted to do and I focussed all my assets into making that happen.“ It is perhaps telling that Jericho attended journalism school; it suggests a desire to be involved, at least in some way, with big names, big events and a desire to be close to the spotlight. His need to be the one being written about rather than the one doing the writing is unsurprising, therefore, for a

“Wrestling’s a strange animal, obviously it’s all acting and performing and playing a character but it’s kind of an extension of who you are as a real person so I guess the best way to describe it is it’s kind of like the show Seinfeld, where Jerry Seinfeld was playing Jerry Seinfeld but it was an exaggerated version of him. Chris Jericho plays Chris Jericho in the WWE and it’s an exaggerated version of me so it is a little bit different from anything else you see – it’s not quite real, it’s not quite acting. It’s kind of a strange purgatory in between.”

This is not the only odd aspect of wrestling. It is marketed as sports entertainment for it is not like any other sport where winning and losing is the ultimate be all or end all. Jericho does not hide the fact that wrestling is scripted, that what’s happening in the ring is not real and the ultimate goal is putting on a top performance for the fans.

“Winning and losing never meant anything to me, it was more about the performance and the match and putting on a great show. You can win a match but if it’s for shits who cares? If they’re going crazy that’s all that matters

Wrestling’s a strange animal; obviously it’s all acting and performing and playing a character but it’s kind of an extension of who you are as a real person man whose entire working life has been devoted to performing.

Alongside a wrestling career of over 20 years, one currently on hold, and over 10 years with his band, Fozzy, Jericho has also appeared in films, been on TV shows and written books. He is a man who appears comfortable in all aspects of show business.

“All those sort of things kind of come from the same place, it’s not really trying different things, it’s just if something comes up that I feel I can do, I do it. It all stems from entertainment, from show business. I love music, I love wrestling, I love acting and that all kind of ties in together, it’s all live performances. I had two dreams when I was a kid and I was very fortunate to have them both come true so it’s not something I take for granted that’s for sure.”

Indeed, it was the show business side of wrestling and the performing aspect of the business, rather than the physical action, which drew Jericho toward it from a young age.

“I used to watch it with my Grandmother, I just thought it was cool, I loved the characters, the personalities behind it,” he tells me.

so I never really cared about winning or losing, whether it’s a title or whether it’s the opening match or anything between. I go out there and make sure I have a great match, the best performance possible.

“You want to know that you did a great job and that you did a good show, you know what I mean? As a professional, wrestling isn’t real so it doesn’t matter if you win or lose – you’re not really winning and you’re not really losing. The way that you win in wrestling is by having a great performance and a great match, one that people will be talking about.”

He does not mind playing the crowd-pleaser or the bad guy, telling me: “I liked them both, I mean it’s more fun being the bad guy, but it’s harder to stay the bad guy because people end up liking the bad guy, so as long as people are responding and as long as they’re reacting to what you’re doing, either or is fine with me.”

In spite of all this, Jericho does still enjoy being able to talk about his title achievements in the world of WWE. He has won 30 world championships between WWF/E, WCW and ECW, a six-time WWE World Champion and a record nine-

time Intercontinental Champion.

Perhaps best of all, he will go down in history as the first ever Undisputed WWF Champion, after he beat The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin on the same night, December 9, 2001, to unify the WWF and WCW Championships.

“It’s something cool to be able to say, it was such a long time ago and I’m a million times better a performer than I was back then, but at the time it was a pretty honourable thing. Of course just doing that alone doesn’t make a career, it’s just one aspect of something that I did.

It was great at the time and it’s still something cool to be able to say that I did, especially within the circumstances of beating The Rock and Austin on the same night, so yeah it was fun,” says Jericho, fairly nonchalantly, on the experience.

And with so many years of experience under his belt, so many famous feuds with the likes of The Rock, Triple H, Shawn Michaels and John Cena, he is unable to pick a favourite time or storyline in the industry.

“I just loved everything, man, I mean I just love the fact that I had these goals when I was a kid and I just got to live my life doing something that I love to do. I got that with music too and that’s why, whether it’s with the WWE or whether it’s with Fozzy, the fact that we get to tour the world and come to places like the UK and play, it’s the dream come true and it’s something that I don’t take for granted.

“There’s a lot of people who aren’t happy with their jobs and with their lives and I’ve got two amazing jobs where I get to do what I wanted to do. There’s a lot of sacrifice along the way, and a lot of hard work but it definitely all pays off and it’s all worth it in the end.

“All the matches are hard because you’ve gotta go out there and put on a great show and try not to get hurt. There’s a lot of aches and pains and bumps and bruises, I don’t really know which one was toughest. There’s a lot of guys that I loved working with; I loved working with Shawn Michaels, I loved working with Rey Mysterio, I loved working with The Rock, I loved working with Cena, those matches were hard, they were fun, so if that’s what you want to do that’s what you look for.

“I was pretty messed up last year. I started doing Yoga, DDP Yoga, and it really changed my whole training style, it took away all of the pain and took away all of the soreness so I feel better now than I ever have in my life. I’m probably in the best shape of my life and I feel amazing and that’s without going to the gym. I don’t go to the gym anymore, I don’t lift weights

anymore. As you get older you kind of have to change the way you train and it’s really made a big difference for me so it’s something that I’ll be doing for the rest of my life.”

Jericho will soon be making the trip over to the UK to tour with Fozzy between the 27th November and 6th December, and he is looking forward to returning to somewhere he feels extremely comfortable.

“We love Ireland, we love Scotland, we love England, there’s so many great places and we’ve played them all, from the biggest of the big to the smallest of the small, so this tour, England-wise, we’re doing London, Stoke on-Trent, Manchester, Brighton, we’re going over to Dublin, we’re heading over to Wales, we’re doing Glasgow. All those towns are amazing towns with great rock’n’roll fans, great Chris Jericho fans, so it’s just the thought of tearing the roof off and having some fun man, that’s what it’s all about.

“I guess with the fact that we’re coming to the UK with Fozzy for probably the 12th time over the years, we’ve always considered the

UK to be our second home. Always the shows are amazing and the crowds are amazing and that to me is the bigger part of what I do, the fact that I get to do something that I always wanted to do on a worldwide level.”

Amongst the sacrifices Jericho has had to make to get to where he is today, spending so much time away from his wife and three children is arguably the biggest.

“It’s always hard, but that’s the cool thing with Fozzy, we don’t do tours that are longer than three weeks and when you’re done you get time off. I’m off for two weeks at home every day taking the kids to school, I pick them up every day so that’s the balance of it. This is my job, I’m on the road and it’s what I’ve always done and it’s what I always will do so it’s hard, but I’m sure it’s hard for guys who have to work 12 hour days, six days a week as well. You’ve gotta make it work because this is what we do for a living.”

Jericho has no hopes for his children other than for them to succeed in life in the same way he

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has, not by becoming a professional wrestler or musician but by making sure they get to do what they really want.

“I’d encourage them to follow their dreams,” he says. “That’s what I did, if you want to go for it then just make it happen. Don’t take no for an answer, don’t listen to negative people and just go for it, so that’s the advice that I would

him is that he talks with as much passion about his band as he does about wrestling. For him it is no side-project, no venture he has leapt upon because of his WWE fame. Indeed he is unsure whether his wrestler image has been a help or a hindrance when it comes to his music.

“I don’t necessarily know if it helped- they were always two sepa-

If you want to go for it then just make it happen. Don’t take no for an answer, don’t listen to negative people and just go for it. give them whenever they tell what it is they want to do and they decide on that.

“They know what I do, but I’m just Dad to them. Sometimes they’ll watch a little bit here and there but nothing like posters on their walls or anything like that; I’m their Dad, you know.”

Something you notice about Chris Jericho when speaking to

rate entities for me, two separate passions that I had. If anything it might have been a little bit of a prejudice against us because I was known as the wrestling guy, but I don’t care, it doesn’t matter to me what people think. We just keep doing what we do, we put out great records, we play shows and keep on doing it. Sooner or later even people that are doubting you will check it

out and they always end up liking us, so I’m not sure if it really helped or hurt but I just felt that it’s something that I do. I do these two things and if you like it, great, if you don’t like it , stand aside and let the people that do like it get a better seat.

“To me, music is music and wrestling is wrestling and there’s a lot of guys in the WWE who are music fans. There are a lot of wrestling fans in the world of music and I’m sure those guys would want to do both but I’m the only musician in the WWE that really plays. I’ll just let them do what they do and I’ll be the guy that does them both I guess.”

Jericho names two of the world’s biggest metal bands of all timethat is, Metallica and Iron Maidenas huge influences of Fozzy’s, but, whilst they are primarily a metal band, he also takes inspiration from other genres from across the decades as diverse as Queen and the Beatles “We love Metallica, we love Iron Maiden, we love Bullet for my Valentine and The Beatles, Journey, Queen, y’know... there are a lot of different influences that we love and you can see those influences in our music for sure,” he tells me.

As to whether the future holds yet another return to wrestling for Jericho, he rules nothing out.

Unsurprisingly, he is happy to let his life carry on and continue to ‘go with the flow’, as it is, and keep taking the opportunities he is given.

“I never said that I wouldn’t (return to wrestling), I just didn’t really put much thought into it.

Over the last three or four years Fozzy has been the priority and everything else just has to kind of fall in line behind what’s going on with the band so maybe when we’ve recorded another record I’ll go back to WWE for a bit if they want me to - if not then I won’t but I don’t really have any plans or thoughts about it right now.”

Finally, I ask Jericho about fame and whether seeing plastic dolls of yourself and video games with your character in is something you ever get used to. For such a light-hearted subject, it elicits from Jericho a particularly deep and thoughtful answer on the subject of immortality.

“At the risk of sounding egotistical, I’m pretty much used to it because I’ve been in video games since 1997 and made into dolls since around then as well, so it’s always cool for sure,” he says. “It’s cool to know that there’s probably 150 different Chris Jericho dolls out there and then so many great video games which keep getting better and better, so it’s always very cool to be involved for sure - it immortalises you if nothing else.”

Jericho celebrates a win on WWE Raw in Hawaii

The WWE superstar executes his signature move, the ‘Walls of Jericho’

Jericho with his metal band Fozzy

‘Y2J’ performs his famous ring entrance

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ZOE BILES explores the role of social media and celebrity culture in the face of natural disaster...

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n October 22nd 2012, Hurricane Sandy formed and began its devastating trail of destruction. Originating from a tropical wave in the West Caribbean Sea, it then commenced its path toward the Greater Antilles, through Jamaica, Cuba and the Bahamas, before attacking with a vengeance the East Coast of America. Hurricane Sandy blasted its way through eight countries and 24 states, with the current death toll approximated at 193. Yet the first I heard of this disaster wasn’t via CNN, BBC News, The Guardian or Radio 1. No, the first source telling me about Hurricane Sandy was Kim Kardashian.

As the Kardashians are probably not the most reliable of sources, I began to do some more thorough research. Sure enough, news of the hurricane was everywhere and not just on my Twitter feed. Why is it that today we look more and more to celebrities to be the bearers of news and information? Furthermore, how successful has their role been in the clean up process following a decade of some of the most terrifying natural disasters in recent history? The answer is in fact very, but it has raised some interesting and complex cultural questions and moral dilemmas.

One of the countries most severely affected by Hurricane Sandy is Haiti. With fatalities estimated to be at 54, there is a dark familiarity with the grief of this loss, as the devastation of the 2010 earthquake, which left over 300,000 people dead and well over 1,000,000 people homeless, is still fresh in the minds of the Haitian people.

Over two years later, and Haiti is now as broken a country as it was then, trying its best to pick

itself up from the ruins. Yet the media coverage has disappeared, and along with the cameras went the ambulances, the helicopters and, as a result, our support.

Donations via organisations such as The Red Cross, Oxfam and USAID have fallen dramatically since 2010, as has government spending. The US, who promised $100 million towards the clean up process have only released a fraction of the amount to the Haitian people. With over $1.1 billion raised in aid by the US people, to this day, only 6 per cent has been made available for the Haitians. Due to Tropical Storm Isaac and now the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy, there are still over 370,000 people living in tents, but media coverage has practically disappeared.

Why is it, that today we need to see images of people suffering to act?

This seems to be where celebrity culture steps in. Celebrity presence within journalism is a defining aspect of our time, and has been argued by sociologist Charles Ponce de Leon to be the way we “measure character, happiness and importance” in the news today. Morally right or wrong, it cannot be argued that events such as ‘Hope for Haiti Now’ - the telethon and concert spearheaded

by George Clooney and involving 107 other celebrities - are incredibly successful in raising both awareness and money fast when needed. It is that instant access between celebrities and their fans, through social media spheres such as Twitter, which helps provide an immediate response.

In many ways, ‘Hope for Haiti Now’ was a humbling message, that in times of tragedy, wealth and ‘celebrity’ become irrelevant in the united effort for good.

Kim Kardashian’s celebrity adding to the relief effort after Hurricane Sandy

‘Hope for Haiti Now’ Telethon spearheaded by George Clooney to raise money for the victims of Hurricane Sandy George Clooney spoke of the universality of the Haitians’ pain and suffering when he stated in 2010 that “this is a tragedy that reaches across all boundaries” and that the Haitian people “need to know they are not alone”.

However, many have argued that with increasing reliance on celebrity culture within journalism and news coverage that we tend to glamorise and consequently shift the attention of the catastrophe from the sufferers to the celebrities themselves. In many ways, the heavy presence and dependence on celebrities for knowledge and information belittles the presence of thorough and important sources, such as the news. Indeed, we begin to think that celebrities have the same expertise or understanding of these events as educated journalists, academics and politicians. In the famous (no pun intended) book Celebrity Culture by Ernest Cashmore, it is said that “celebrities offer themselves for acclaim rather than actually accomplishing something that might merit this” With more and more celebrities becoming politically active, such as Arnold Schwarzenegger, Alec Baldwin and George Clooney, it is clear to see how this statement might become true as the lines between two completely different social spheres become blurred.

This can be a dangerous line to cross because, however well-informed a celebrity may or may not be, the hype and hysteria which comes with their fame can often be as misleading as it is helpful. Examples of this are easy to find, as Justin Bieber was quoted by Rolling Stone magazine in 2009 saying: “I’m not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad”.

This insightful comment could be taken lightly were it not for the fact that the Bieber was named the

third most powerful celebrity in the world by Forbes in 2012. With over 30 million followers on Twitter alone, listening and reacting to every word he says, I am afraid this statement cannot be taken lightly under any circumstances.

Celebrity involvement can also result in the spreading of falsified or doctored information, and feed the assumption that money and wealth is the only way to make a difference in countries torn apart by natural disaster.

Don Miller, American writer and

more than 24 million people.

Although millions of dollars in aid were released by the US and British governments towards the recovery of all of these tragedies, not nearly as much was given compared to countries with whom they had a direct political or economic relationship. Furthermore, media coverage and celebrity involvement with these natural disasters was minimal.

How do we decide what deserves our attention and what doesn’t?

Bearing all this in mind, is

The good that celebrity culture has caused in the aftermath of recent natural disasters in Japan, Haiti and now New York cannot be denied. activist, states that aim of the American people should not be “to gain attention or praise for what we’re doing”, but rather to actively support those in need, in as small or as big a way as possible.

Equally, the assumption is often made that we often disregard or look over natural disasters which do not immediately concern us. Outrageous as this accusation may be, the USA and Great Britain specifically have had history in giving bountiful aid to countries that have a direct impact on trade or economic links, whilst plainly ignoring other catastrophes around the world. When we look back over the past decade in terms of natural disaster, we think of the Japan earthquake, Hurricane Katrina or the Dresden floods.

However, those which do not spring so readily to mind are disasters such as Kashmir earthquake of 2005 which killed over 73,000 people, the Mumbai floods which affected over 20 million people and Cyclone Nargis of 2008, which killed 138,300 people and affected a total of

celebrity involvement and social media really a force for good, or rather a morally ambiguous tool, hindering people from making their own conclusions in the face of disaster? The good that celebrity culture has caused in the aftermath of recent natural disasters in Japan, Haiti and now New York cannot be denied. Social media tools such as Twitter have allowed a constant flow of information be made readily available to the public, and has helped shorten the distinction between fame and normality. But nonetheless it is a scary thought that our society’s biggest motivation in giving aid to disaster stricken countries is not through the sheer horror of the event, rather the level of bombardment we are given by celebrities.

If this is true, then it is not celebrity involvement, but rather our perception of celebrity culture which needs to change.

And whilst that happens, I am left struggling with the possibility that the future of journalism may lie in the hands of Kim Kardashian and her Twitter page.

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Tuesday November 20, 2012

LIFESTYLE American Apparel, £17

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HIT KNITS Sweaters have had a modern update this winter, so forget those V-necks and instead go for homespun knits in graphic styles, playful patterns and unusual textures.

HATS ON From beautiful beanies to fabulous faux-fur cossacks, when it comes to hats, the choice is endless this winter. Accessorising has never been so cosy...

River Island, £15 Topshop, £45

TOASTY TIPS The perfect contrast to warm wool and chunky knits - add some edge to your winter look with some classic leather gloves. Look out for those with delicate embellishments for extra Christmas sparkle.

River Island, £18

Zara, £39.99

Warm up your wardrobe

Francesca Martin and Poppy Danby show us how to wrap up in style this winter...

TOP TO TOE Accessories aren’t just for girls; so this winter, grab a snood and keep snug or shelter from the snow under a quirky yet cool umbrella.

Topman, £14 River Island, £120 H&M, £39.99

River Island, £20

UPGRADE YOUR ANORAKS Whether you go tailored and sophisticated, or sporty and casual, there’s no excuse not to update your winter wardrobe with one of this season’s latest designs. H&M have a great collection of on trend coats for a student budget, or if you feel like splashing out this jacket from River Island (above) ticks all the right boxes.

H&M, £69.99

Burton, £10 Lulu Guinness, £32

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Tuesday November 20, 2012

BB FACED Sarah Cattle looks into the biggest beauty craze of 2012: BB cream...

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hen BB creams burst onto our shop shelves about a year ago, I wasn’t rushing down to Boots in any hurry. I was sceptical and slightly confused – how could one cream do so many things? How is it much different to a tinted moisturiser? And would people replace their usual facial routines for just one product that supposedly does it all?

BB cream, otherwise known as ‘Blemish Balm’, was created in Germany in the 1960s to be used as a cream given to patients after laser surgery, and has since been a huge hit in Asia, finally moving its way to the anticipating European market this year. A product with a spectrum of benefits, acting as a sunscreen, moisturiser, serum and foundation rolled into one, many of the BB creams promise to ‘blur imperfections’ and some even guarantee clearer skin after a few weeks of usage due to added antioxidants.

I assumed, due to the marketing I’d seen, that BB cream was a product aimed primarily at grannies and anyone over the age of thirty. Surely my generation, with our youthful, dewy complexions, needed no such thing? How very wrong I was. With more thought, I realised my generation wear foundation and buckets of it, and BB cream could be the answer to our timesaving make-up prayers, and perhaps the lighter, more nourishing cream could be better for our skin.

for some post-essay retail therapy. With just a glance over at The Body Shop’s range of BB cream, glinting in its enticing silver packaging, I was soon accosted by a sales assistant, who sang her praises of the cream and convinced me I didn’t look orange with it on. Before I knew it, I was at the till, impulse buy in my hand, and slightly apprehensive. Since using it however, I haven’t looked back once.

As someone usually too lazy to wear much (or any) skin make-up in the day, since buying the cream I have never looked less haggard in my life. The cream saves bags of time, gives a natural looking coverage for daytime and has definitely made my skin seem clearer and more blemish free. The BB cream I bought was a midrange price, so I decided to hit the shops again (any excuse really), badger the beauty counters for some testers and find the best budget, midrange and spend category BB creams.

Besides this train of thought, I was apathetic about the new ‘Blemish Balms’ until I found myself magnetically drawn into The Body Shop

BUDGET- Maybelline Dream Fresh At £6.99 it might seem like a lot of money for a budget product, but if you consider the cream contains so many different products in one, it’s actually a big save, and not just in time. The Maybelline Dream Fresh cream made my skin look glowing yet not greasy, and the ever-so-light hydrating balm made my skin look practically poreless. It’s oil free too, which is perfect for those who suffer from clogged pores and blackheads.

MID-RANGE- Body Shop At £12 this product comes in three different shades, yet the cream is white for each. The cream contains pigments which burst on contact with your skin and match your skin’s shade. Cool, right? The cream made my skin look warm and natural, and fresh like I’d had a good night’s sleep. It also made me abandon the matte look I had previously favoured – hello, dewy complexion of my dreams. Its only downfall is a strong smell. The hydrating emollients in this cream make it great for dry skin.

SPEND- Bobbi Brown Bobbi is a make-up genius, and this skincare-make-up fusion does not disappoint. Bobbi’s BB cream has a hefty price tag at £28, but the product is well worth the blow to your bank account. It made me feel like someone had airbrushed my face, in a natural, non-Katie Price way, yet felt light on my skin. My face was brightened, probably down to the light-reflecting pigments. Amazing for oilier skins which need a shine-fighting product.

FEST IVE FADS

Maria Buliga looks at ‘fashionable’ diets and how to really get in shape for the party season...

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f you’re anything like me, you’ve probably already started looking for your Christmas outfits in the shops and searching for the best dress to wear to your parties.

But it’s always hard to feel your best when you’re covered in as many thermals as you can find. This “seasonal breakdown”: the sudden drop in temperature, waking up in darkness and still reminiscing about those amazing summer nights out, leaves us all feeling a little worse for wear. And let me guess, many of you are also ignoring or putting off going to the gym, finding some silly excuse about working harder next time and instead ending up in front of the television with a pack of very delicious high calorie snacks as well? But still, what to do about the amazing outfit prepared for Christmas that is just that bit too tight?

The Hollywood Big Three:

What’s really best?

1- Cut the Carbs - Of course the most popular port of call is cutting out all carbohydrates and red meat. Cutting out red meat is by no means a bad thing for your regular diet as these tend to be the fattiest but this needs to be balanced by retaining protein in the form of nuts and pulses.

Cutting out carbs completely can be more serious as your body still needs an energy source for everyday activities but replacing white carbs with healthier whole-wheat varieties and only eating smaller potions will certainly help.

Many studies show that a steady and healthy diet with a range of low calorie regular meals, together with a daily exercise routine to burn extra calories and increase the speed of your metabolism is the best way to do it but it’s not always as easy as it sounds.

Never fear, experts say we still have time to sort ourselves out and look great on our big, festive, night out. According to them six weeks is just enough time in advance to start a ‘Little Black Dress Diet’ and shift that extra weight for Christmas.

2- The Baby Food Diet - as simple as it sounds and exceedingly popular in Hollywood, the baby food diet consists of replacing ordinary meals with pots of baby food.

Of course you lose weight as you’re severely restricting your calorie intake, but you also lose out on fibre and more complex and palatable tastes found in an adult diet.

Six weeks is a long time, so there is no need to starve or refuse food, in any case this only lowers the metabolism, making it harder to lose weight. We know this as yet many of us will admit to crash dieting and taking the lazier approach.

Whatever our aims are, this is how the bigguns are slimming down in Hollywood...

There must be an easier way to achieve LA glamour in time for the festive season than these.

3- The Master Cleanse Diet - not much food or planning involved really, just tea, lemonade, water, cayenne pepper and maple syrup. Sound healthy to you? No, of course not. Proposed as a 14 day diet for optimal weight loss (plus time for law suits for the various health complications resulting in long term use) the Master Cleanse is one of Hollywood’s most extreme dieting fads.

If you’re struggling with whether a product is good for your diet or not, make use of the ‘traffic light’ system many supermarkets now use, to indicate how calorific something is. The same can be said for fat content which also needs monitoring if you intend to lose more than just water weight.

Another option is going vegetarian. Fruits and vegetables are low calorie and filling so you needn’t feel hungry, plus you’ll get more than your 5-a-day.

Stay hydrated. This is one of the most important factors! If you don’t your body will become dehydrated and will attempt to retain water from your food, thus making it even more difficult to lose a few pounds.

Finally reducing alcohol intake always helps as alcohol is high in calories and reduces your metabolism.

And we’ll definitely keep this all up over Christmas...

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Tuesday November 20, 2012

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Jasmine Conroy explores why natural beauty is being permanently replaced...

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xtreme beauty procedures are sweeping the nation and the introduction of permanent makeup, chemical peels and belly button inversions are quickly making ‘au naturale’ a thing of the past.

Yes, we’ve all seen the TOWIE girls (… and boys) dabble in Botox, veneers, and breast implants, but it seems as though this is just the tip of the iceberg in the increasingly popular and global phenomenon that is extreme beautification.

In fact, step even further away from the standard beautification techniques and you’ll find a whole new range of procedures that have become the newest fad.

This includes the less known and publicised eyebrow tattooing and transplants, and permanent makeup that usually lasts for 3-5 years, such as eye liner tattooing and artificial freckles. Now, couldn’t that just be considered laziness? I mean, how long does it take to put on eyeliner in the morning...

Or does it simply make sense? After all, why take five minutes out of every day to apply eyeliner and mascara when you can have it applied and your lashes darkened

and lengthened in just one session.

Other even less conventional procedures have also been climbing the ranks, such as ear lobe reduction and ear pointing. So yes, for any Lord of the Rings fans, there’s your chance to go that extra mile. Other treatments include toe shortening and knee lifts. Yet most of us are torn between warring internal accusations of absurdity at these bizarre treatments, and a kind of understanding. After all, many of us do think our toes are too long or uneven, and would prefer an innie to an outie sometimes - but would we really consider surgically altering ourselves to make this happen?

When delving into this weirdly wonderful world, treatments include chemical peels, mummy-like body wraps where you are soaked in minerals then bounced on a trampoline for 50 minutes, and bee venom face masks. So just who is participating in this enthusiastic beauty regime? Is it all Hollywood actresses and reality TV stars, or has this phenomenon penetrated more deeply into wider society? After all, nowadays the average high street beauty salons often of-

fer more than just the standard manicurepedicure and spray tan. It’s far more likely to see a list of services including eye lash extensions, tinting and permanent/semipermanent make-up. This filtering down of the-latest-ways-to-look-good to the general public has resulted in the increasing normality of previously strange-seeming procedures, which foreshadows the fact that even beautification methods we squint at now, could be standing boldly amongst the services board the next time you nip down to get your eyebrows waxed.

The questioning of new beauty regimes has been in the media for a while now, with Vogue and Channel Four among others, looking into it. Programmes such as Extreme Male Beauty have observed the less publicised gender in their pursuit of beautification and reflects the universality of these procedures. BAAPS (The British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons) reported that during 2011, male abdominoplasty or ‘tummy tucks’ were up 15%, and male breast reduction procedures were up 7%. While women had 90% of cosmetic

procedures, this shows a clear male presence. The number of surgical procedures for both sexes has increased by 5.8% since 2010. Also, while it may be assumed that this extreme dedication to looking good is a Western and primarily American phenomenon, according to the International Society of Aesthetic Plastic Surgery, the country in which cosmetic surgery is most popular is South Korea. In 2009, it was reported that 1 in 5 women in Seoul have had cosmetic surgery. The other 6 top contenders included: Greece, Italy, Brazil, Colombia, the USA, and Taiwan.

The lengths men and women will go to in order to look good and the opportunities to do so are surely increasing. All that is left to decide now are the implications of this increase and its effects on society. Is this a good thing? Does it promote a ‘quickfix’ mentality in society, or if the popular phrase ‘Fake it ‘til you make it’ is anything to go by, shouldn’t we all be doing this?

These are questions for the individual to decide, and going by the current figures, the latter opinion seems to be prevailing.

BLIND DATE

Poppy Danby flutters in with her bow and arrow to matchmake...

History student Dom and Politics student Alice!

Alice on Dom Hopes and fears before the date?

I was really worried we wouldn’t have anything to talk about or that I’d spill food down myself.

What’s your usual type?

Tall, sporty and funny.

First impressions?

He seemed really nice, it was good because I felt he was just as apprehensive as I was.

Any awkward moments?

The ‘couples photo’ at the beginning, as we hadn’t really even said hello yet.

What did you eat and how was the food?

I had the chicken kiev, and we splashed out and went for pudding too, all very tasty.

Marks out of 10?

8.

Dom on Alice

How were his table manners?

Very good.

His best feature?

He seemed able to talk about anything.

His worst feature?

He didn’t like tomatoes.

Would you introduce him to your friends?

Yeah sure.

Hopes and fears before the date?

I was hoping for confirmation that I am not horrible to spend time with!

I was a bit worried that conversation might not flow that easily too.

What’s your usual type?

Erm, I don’t really have one!

A girl that can make me laugh is a big plus.

Any awkward moments?

Apart from me having to go to the bar to ask for some mayonnaise, not really, conversation flowed pretty well.

Her best feature?

She’s pretty and is good at conversation.

Her worst feature?

Hmm. She rows?

How did you part?

A nice normal hug goodbye.

First impressions?

Alice seemed very nice, very confident.

Could she meet the parents?

Yeah, why not.

If you could change one thing about the evening, what would it be?

I’d probably have had the scampi instead.

What did you chat about?

All kinds of things really.

Music, travelling, sport, food, rowing, jobs, life aspirations.

We covered quite a bit!

Marks out of 10?

Scoring people is difficult! 8?

I don’t know.

Would you like to meet up with Dom again?

Yeah sure, why not?

How were her table manners?

I didn’t really notice! They seemed most adequate.

The Rose & Crown Pub and Restaurant

Would you like to meet up with Alice again?

Sure, I’m not sure what the context would be, but I’d happily see her again.

"Blind Date" is kindly sponsored by on Lawrence Street.

If you or a friend would like to participate, enjoy a free meal and the chance to find true love, please email your name, year of study and course to lifestyle@yorkvision.co.uk

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Kealey's...

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remember, at the age of five, watching two teenage girls stealing gum from One Stop.

This was possibly the first time I realised people weren’t either children or adults, but that there was a middle bit between not having boobs and having sad droopy boobs, and that it was really cool. Really cool to be big, to wear shoes that make you fall over, to have pert breasts and not have to share your shiny coins with the nice man behind the counter if you didn’t want to.

Since developing boobs myself, I have discovered life isn’t quiet how I imagined. If you don’t share your shiny coins, a man in a uniform gives you a criminal record.

In fact, it turns out, once you’re big and know how to play Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs without your parents’ help, YOU JUST CAN’T wear your ballet tutu to school and it’s no longer acceptable to ‘have an accident’ down your legs, or demand someone else feeds you. Oh yes, life as a big person is awful.

Well, teeny tiny first-years, you may not have realised this, but you are currently squashed into the high-chair of life. The large and droopy University of York is burping you regularly, feeding you mushed veg and wiping down your face dribble. You may, if you are as foolish as I was at your age, think that getting bigger means that you’ll miraculously know what kind of career you want to step into once you leave the high chair.

You may think moving out of halls into a house will make you a real grown up, with sofas, a double bed, a working front door, and a safe place to keep your laptop and stop people fraping you. Well, if you’re very lucky, these things will happen to you. If you’re very lucky, you’ll live in the one house in York in which you don’t have to pay for your heating, so your knickers don’t shatter when you prise them off the frozen clotheshorse. Maybe you’ll be like my housemates at this time of year, applying for graduate schemes and knowing, in your soul, you’d be happy in management consultancy... and by jingo I hope you are.

My experience of third year so far has been total panic. It’s like waking up and trying to run the London marathon with strawberry laces for limbs. It’s actually worse than that. It’s the London marathon/strawberry laces metaphor with your family, friends and the old man from One Stop cheering you on, so the pressure of failure makes you sweat until your limbs melt off all together.

Thus, little lovely first years, wear your tutus, do those extracurricular activities and be as well acquainted with that Willow floor as possible. Perhaps even demand someone put their nipple in your mouth. Because once you’re out of that high-chair, you’ll discover it’s horrible being big.

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A Wee Weekend in Auld Town Chantelle Coussey explores Edinburgh in 48 hours...

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nly two and a half hours away on the train and a mere £14 for a single (booked well in advance), Edinburgh is a fashionable, culturally rich, and affordable break away for any student here at York. Whether it’s as an erudite excursion to enrich your course; a few days of serious retail therapy; or a romantic getaway with that special someone (‘tis the season, after all), Edinburgh has it all!

For Culture Vultures Palace of Holyroodhouse: the lesser-known castle in Edinburgh, unlike Edinburgh Castle it is not a military base but the Queen’s official residence in Scotland (most recently hosting the royal wedding of Zara Phillips and Mike Tyndale in 2011). Doable in about an hour and with a history of famous inhabitants (Mary, Queen of Scots, for one), Holyrood fulfils all expectations as an ornate stately home and defining landmark. It places you at the beginning of the Royal Mile and makes a good start to a day of activity that works its way into the city centre. It is also within view of ‘Arthur’s Seat’ which makes for magnificent photography and, given a longer visit, a chance to walk through the Holyrood Park to take in the stunning volcanic scenery of lowland Scotland.

National Museum of Scotland: free, family orientated and well curated, the National Museum is a must. Something unusual to try and see is the ‘Millennium Clock’ on the ground floor of the Grand Hall. It strikes on the hour, every hour, playing its haunting melodies and animating its macabre figures.

The Gallery Cafe is also good value and provides some tasty lunchtime treats for the famished tourist, as well as a great place to rest your feet midway through the day before excursions into the New Town or further up the Royal Mile to the Castle. Handy tip: avoid the Tower Restaurant and stick to the cafe, tastier food at much more reasonable prices!

Scotch Whiskey Experience: a popular attraction, this is both interesting and informative, even for those new to whiskey tasting. Entry is not too expensive (about £12), and the shop has a broad range of whiskies and paraphernalia available. We went on the Silver tour which includes an opportunity for a whiskey tasting and discount in the shop at the end. The staff were knowledgeable and happy to answer any questions about production, tasting, and purchasing. A highlight was viewing the World’s largest private collection of unopened whiskey – totalling 3384 bottles with the oldest bottle dating from the end of the 19th century!

Edinburgh Castle : more military based than Holyrood, this is the city’s main attraction. There are several exhibitions to view, however the most spectacular aspect of the castle is the vista from the top, looking east to the coast and over the whole of Edinburgh and all it’s landmarks.

Curb that Retail Addiction The Royal Mile: Edinburgh’s main tourist spot, the Royal Mile stretches from the Palace of Holyrood House up to Edinburgh Castle. Visitors can find dozens of tartan, whiskey, and shortbread shops to choose from, interspersed with a few hearty pubs and whisky joints. This is definitely worth a visit if only to stock up on a few well chosen presents for mum, dad, and your housemates.

Prince Street: Mainstream and close to the National Portrait Gallery, the Royal Mile, and the Castle, Prince Street has all the main retailers and is definitely Edinburgh’s main shopping street: of particular note is the 5 floor Primark! When you’ve had enough of shopping/browsing, Prince Street also has incredible photo ops of the Scott Monument and the Castle.

Jenners: Scotland’s answer to Harrod’s, this is a must for those with serious cash/ student loans to burn! And at the moment, the Grand Hall would certainly rival the Egyptian Staircase for festive decorations.

Hidden Gems Real Mary King’s Close: buried beneath the Royal Mile this is a warren of secrets streets that have remained unchanged since the 17th century. The site is 100% genuine, no movie sets or tinned sound effects here. Featured on Living TV’s Most Haunted the Close is well known for being Edinburgh’s most notoriously haunted location and is worth a visit for those who like a bit of a scare.

Mercat Walking Tours: led by local historians this walking tours operator offers a range of tours to fit different tastes, interests and attention spans. For those interested in Historic Edinburgh there is: the classic ‘Secret of the Royal Mile’ which only takes about an hour and a half; Gallows to Graveyard, a tale of Edinburgh’s villains; and Sin and the City, an adult themed tour focusing humorously on Edinburgh’s more bawdy past. For the brave of heart they also offer a wide range of ghost tours, including Hidden and Haunted (a strictly NO CHILDREN tour).

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Social Media Meltdown updates us on the status of social media addictions...

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’m pretty sure I have just reached a new low point in my life. Whilst nursing my hangover and avoiding writing this article, ironically I somehow ended up browsing the profile of the person I kissed last night on Facebook.

This isn’t for any reason in particular, partly doing the ‘do I or don’t I want to sleep with him’ analysis and partly comparing myself to other girls in his pictures.

But none of that justifies why I just spent a good five minutes of my life looking at photos of someone I already know and see pretty frequently in the real world. It’d be more helpful to procrastinate by staring out the window at the activities of the nuns who live opposite me. Yet, I am finding it perfectly natural instead to spend my time judging someone that I already know based on their Facebook profile. I think of myself as a generally well-rounded, practical, sensible person and yet Facebook stalking has become an embarrassingly large part of my life; shaping my perspective on all the relationships I have with those around me.

Out of the just over 1000 friends I have on Facebook, I have probably ‘Facebook stalked’ at least 800 of them in the years

since I first thought it was a good idea to get an account. If on average that’s about twenty minutes per person (working on a basis of a quick flick over the girl you had a DMC with last night, to the ex or that person you keep as a friend because you enjoy judging them, and not even starting on the stalking of the revs photos...) that comes to about eleven days without eating or sleeping.

“Facebook is literally only around so I can cry wank over my ex girlfriend’s malia 08 photos in the dark at 4am” exclaims the very unhealthy attitude of one student in York whose emotional outpourings were then circulated on Twitter gossip profile @ OverheardYork. Tragic as it sounds, we are in no position to judge.

Don’t pretend that you’ve never drunkenly come home from a night out and sat there stalking your ex by judging the various physical dimensions of their new (whether real or imagined) romance. I’ve made various excuses for this particular unhealthy Facebook habit including: “it’s fine we’ll still be friends,” or “we have so many mutual friends we can’t just break all contact.”

But when it comes down to it, Facebook

and Twitter have just become another way of feeding the insecurities we have after a break up; whether it’s keeping a constant eye on your ex, or just making sure you put up lots of photos of yourself looking incredible with some very attractive people.

It does about the same for your self-esteem as watching the Victoria’s Secret fashion show on repeat every day would do, or for a male equivalent, having the front cover of Men’s Health plastered all over the walls of every room in your house, whilst you are unable to leave because you broke both your legs in a tragic banana-peel related incident.

Social Networking has developed the strange ability to manipulate our emotional security, personal well-being and self-respect. Not even starting on the worry that potential employers, dates and our mothers will be judging us based on our Facebook or Twitter updates. Finding a balance between totally fearing technology and refusing to have any contact with the outside world, other than the occasional trip to Willow, and plastering your entire life into the public sphere, is a difficult task. It can rule your life and relationships to the extent that you find ‘evidence’ for everything

(from creating an idyllic day-dream about that absolutely perfect guy you met on your first night of freshers, to how everyone you slept with in the last six months is now obsessed with one of your friends). Rationally we should spend very little time worrying about adding or deleting people as friends or updating our statuses, and yet there is nothing at all rational about how we view ourselves and our emotional relationships.

Needless to say, we do not need a virtual world to push us over the emotional edge but unfortunately, nothing looks set to change as long as the reign of Social Networking holds out. Then again, I’m sure that all the love-letter writing and analysing that our Grandparents did was liable to becoming just as unhealthy and I’m certain that in the future, our children will find something else to cry over whilst they drink wine and eat chocolate biscuits on their own.

Now, please excuse me while I consider how to rationalise my current dependency on Facebook and Twitter, whilst also attempting to track down the page of my last term fling’s new love affair… bloody privacy settings.

Winter Warmers

Thomas Armston-Clarke shows us how to cook up some festive comforting cuisine...

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he weather’s closing in, the fairy lights are out on the high street, and there’s a severe chill in the air that even a kebab from Oki’s won’t sort. Winter’s arrived and it’s time to chow down on some ultimate comfort food. With the supermarkets reporting a steady increase in the sales of potatoes, pastries, pies, and soups the cold snap is on! I’m suggesting the age old combination of a hearty beef stew coupled with some spicy mulled wine to warm you and your housemates up, and get you all in the festive spirit.

Winter Beef Stew

Ingredients - Serves 4 • 600 grams of beef (diced) • 100g bacon • 300g white onions • 200g mushrooms • 2 cloves of garlic • 1 tablespoon tomato purée • salt and pepper • beef stock • bottle of red wine • thyme, rosemary and 2 bay leaves (not essential)

Mulled Wine STEP 1 Pre-heat the oven to 180°C. Peel and slice the onions and chop the garlic cloves.

STEP 2 Chop up the bacon into 2cm pieces and put them into the pan, until cooked.

STEP 3 Throw the quartered mushrooms into the pan followed by the diced beef and keep stirring until browned all over.

STEP 4 Add in the tomato puree and mix all together. Pour in the wine and add some water so that the meat is covered.

STEP 5 Add some beef stock to the pan and stir it in.

STEP 6 Next, cover the pan before it goes into the oven. Cut a square of foil slightly larger than the casserole dish and arrange it in the pan so it covers the top of the stew and trim away any excess.

STEP 7 Cook for 3 hours in the oven and if it is still watery when you take it out of the oven, use a slotted spoon to remove all of the meat from the stew and then boil the juices on a high temperature until it’s thicker.

Ingredients - Serves 2

• 2 clementines • peel of 1 lemon • peel of 1 lime • 250g caster sugar • 6 whole cloves • 1 cinnamon stick • 3 fresh bay leaves • 1 whole nutmeg • 1 whole vanilla pod, halved (1 tea spoon vanilla extract) • 2 star anise • 2 bottles of red wine • 500 ml orange juice

STEP 1 Peel the lemons, limes and clementines.

STEP 2 Throw the peel into a large pan with the sugar and juice of the clementines over a medium heat.

STEP 2 Add the cloves, cinnamon stick and bay leaves. (Note, if you do not have a cinnamon stick then powder will do; Bay leaves are not compulsory).

STEP 3 At this stage add in vanilla essence and just enough wine to cover the sugar.

STEP 4 Simmer until all the sugar has dissolved, then bring to the boil.

STEP 5 It should, after 4-5 minutes, turn into a thick syrup.

STEP 6 Add the wine, orange juice and star anise to the pan and bring up to temperature, stirring the mulled wine regularly.

STEP 7 Extra sugar may be required depending on personal preference.

STEP 8 Finally, add a few whole pieces of orange for the perfect winter drink ready to make the cold seem worth it.

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YORK VISION Tuesday November 20, 2012

Excuses excuses excuses Zena Jarjis spills the best seminar skipping secrets on campus...

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ost of us have missed a seminar or a lecture at some point, and the majority of people will use a safe, generic excuse like “I had the flu” or “I had to go to my cousin’s wedding.” However, some students choose to be slightly more inventive with their excuses. When I asked a few of my friends to tell me the best excuses they had ever given for missing a seminar or a lecture, responses ranged from brutally honest to vague and suspicious.

One approach is to be so original with your excuse that no one could possibly guess that you’d made it up. A great and probably York-exclusive excuse which one student used is “I got stuck behind a group of geese. They just wouldn’t let me get past to get to the seminar!”

Sometimes it’s best to be as general and unclear as possible with your excuses. One student told her seminar tutor that she had to permanently change her Wednesday 9.15 for “personal reasons” so that she wouldn’t have to miss Kuda Tuesdays. Another sketchy excuse one of my friends used, which will probably only work if you are female and your tutor is male, was “I didn’t feel well because I had this thing... I get it regularly... about once every four weeks.”

A few students I asked seemed to decide that honesty was the best policy

when

it

came to excuses. One English student sent her tutor an e-mail saying “I hadn’t done the reading so I didn’t really see the point in going to the seminar.” One similarly blunt excuse I heard, which second and third years will definitely sympathise with, was “It takes me half an hour to walk to campus but the lecture’s only one hour long.

It just seemed like a waste of time.” If you really don’t mind offending your tutor, you could be as harsh as the student who said “I chose to go to another better tutor’s seminar instead.”

Some image-conscious students choose to give their seminars a miss rather than, shock horror, turn up not looking their best. One chose to skip a seminar because “It was a laundry day, so I had no clean clothes to wear,” and another told his supervisor that he couldn’t be seen in his seminar because “I had a really horrible haircut and I didn’t want anyone to see me until I could get it fixed.”

These excuses are definitely more amusing than the classics, but if you have to miss a seminar because you slept in or you’re hungover, maybe it’s wiser to go with a more traditional excuse like “I have food poisoning.” I think that the golden rule of excuses is if you wouldn’t believe it, your tutor probably won’t buy it either.

i Need a dollar MONEY GURU Sean Cahill shows us five ways to make money without getting a job...

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inancially speaking, students often face a pretty rough ride. With the cost of accommodation and living soaring, even seemingly generous student loans of £3,500 don’t go very far. But fear not! For those of you who (like myself) are more adverse to the idea of getting a parttime job to tide you over, there are plenty of ways to top up your weekly budget with little effort required.

cash in from the comfort of our own homes.

1-Flog some unwanted possessions on eBay. For those of you who somehow haven’t heard of eBay, think online auction house for unwanted goods. It’s all very simple really: upload pictures and details of each item you no longer need, set a reservation price and wait for people from around the world to start bidding. The highest bid buys! Anything and almost everything goes on eBay – from clothing and shoes to textbooks and stationary.

Just remember there are restrictions on ‘the usual suspects’ of alcohol, human body parts and ‘sexually oriented adult material’.

3- Earn money by doing nothing.

Firms spend over £20 billion per year on marketing in the UK alone, with a whole variety of techniques adopted.

The latest craze is social media advertising.

We b s i t e s, such as w w w . ad.ly, are willing to pay

2- Online surveys offer a happy moneygenerating alternative to eBay if you’re not into online flogging… (or maybe just can’t bring yourself to get rid of that ten year old T-shirt that’s become an integral part of the bottom of your wardrobe.)These days, market research is big business with over £11 billion spent globally in the industry each year. Luckily for students, we can now

Websites including retaileyes.co.uk pay users to assess stores on their customer service and branding. Each 30 minute survey can earn you up to £10. So next time you have an hour to kill between lectures, why not hop online, tick a few boxes and voice a few opinions? That’s a night out right there!

Twitter users to tweet and retweet messages promoting their products and services. You can earn up to a five-figure salary (depending on how active you are and how many followers you have) for a 2 second tweet! Easy, convenient and highearning!

4- On-Car advertising. Believe it or not, there are students that have, and drive, cars whilst at university. Though I do not know any myself, I have been informed that they do exist. Motoring students face the additional costs of insurance and petrol on top of the average budget. Fortunately, there is a way to offset this dastardly duo, and again it is the marketing industry that comes to the rescue. The website comm-motion.com pays car owners to display adverts on their vehicles.

Of course, this may not on the face of it seem particularly appealing, but with payments of £150-220 per month, surely car owners

should at least consider this type of marketing? What’s more, with pretty adverts bedecking your car, it’s likely to be somewhat less attractive to thieves, which could potentially help you make savings on your insurance!

5- Escorting; for the more out-going, social student, cavendishnights.com offers this wonderful cash-making opportunity. For many, the notion of escorting will seem unappealing due to associations of the term ‘escort’ with the term ‘prostitute’.

But this is simply not the case. Escorts sell their time, not their body. In recent years, demand for male escorts in particular has shot up, with women looking for dates to bring along to work functions and family parties. In fact, a date lasting just 4 hours – just one evening of your time – could earn you up to £260!

This clearly shows that there is a whole range of ways to make cash quickly and easily. The internet, as you may have suspected, has a lot to offer from selling, to surveying, to tweeting. Car advertising may appeal to some (particularly those who own a car), and even escorting may seem a pretty viable option. You could even combine all of the money-making options here to maximise your income. With so many cunning cash-generating schemes, hopefully students everywhere will become the moderately wealthy young people they have every right to be.

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Tuesday November 20, 2012

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SPOTLIGHT: TAI CHI

By JONATHAN BARRON

ONE MIGHT say Tai Chi is best described as a combination of yoga and a martial art. This may, at first, sound oxymoronic, but this is just the tip of the iceberg of the confusion.

Tai Chi is different. Different in what sense? In every sense. Different in ways you won’t know exist unless you do it or something similarly ‘different’.

There were two reasons why I was not convinced beforehand that Tai Chi would benefit me. Firstly, I am somewhat cynical of disciplines which might be described as ‘alternative’ or ‘spiritual,’ as I am more pragmatically minded.

Secondly, I was loosely aware that Tai Chi had emphasis on progress through relaxation and correct technique, focussing on the internalisation of energy, whereas I am more of a get-stuck-in person. I usually pick up new sports reasonably quickly by figuring out what seems to work for me, irrespective of whether it corresponds with orthodox technique.

To start with the instructor demonstrated how to stand, then how to find our centre of gravity before telling us to locate any points of tension and try to eliminate them.

We moved on to a simple breathing routine, followed by a series of simple-looking exercises as the class progressed.

However, each time I tried to replicate the instructor, the others had to correct my position and movements. Trying to blag my way through wasn’t working, so I decided to let my pragmatic side take over; follow each instruction in the recipe and the meal should take care of itself, or so I thought.

Yet every time I tried this approach, I found myself off balance or awkwardly stretched, and it was only when an instructor told me to point my back foot at fortyfive degrees, or to put my weight on my legs not my back that things fitted into place, and I felt the exercise become easier and

Photo: Jack Western

smoother.

I had assumed it would be easy to get a feel what to do, but I was perpetually thinking about making sure the parts of my body were linked up to achieve the fluid motions others in the class were doing with such consummate ease.

That, I suppose, is the essence of Tai Chi, the combination of pragmatic specificity and the ‘feel’ of the motion, both science and art. I think of my body as a lump of matter, a lump that’s useful for walking into town or opening a jar of Nutella, but I do these things without thinking about what it is I’m doing. I’ve just picked up various motions since I was born and now I just do them.

But now you’re forcing what has been subconscious for years into your conscious mind, making it aware of your entire body and what it is doing. a strange sensation it must be said.

There are points when being so aware

of everything and moving it so specifically is on such a different plane to what you are used to that it becomes somewhat disorientating and quite mentally draining.

When we got to the self-defence part of the session, I wondered what moves we were to learn. Instead, I was given my very own ‘wax-on, wax-off ’ moment. I was shown a move I had learnt earlier (best described here as ‘wipe the window, open the gate’), was in fact a technique to grab the arm of an oncoming attacker, and throw him to the ground.

It was the founder of judo, Kan Jigor, to whom the phrase “Maximum efficiency with minimum effort” is attributed, but it is no less apt in Tai Chi. When I had the technique demonstrated on me by a veteran of the class, it was instantly noticeable how little force he exerted deflecting a punch or pushing me back. Instead he used my own centre of gravity, and the natural levers and fulcrums of the body, to gain the upper

hand.

There is the pragmatic side of me which wonders if ‘parting the horse’s mane’ would help in a pub brawl, or how well they would have dealt with it if I had decided to throw down right there and then, and tackled one of them to the floor when he wasn’t expecting it.

However, it is quite probable that my scepticism is born of ignorance, and even if it is well-founded, few would disagree that, in any fight, the more you know, the better chance you stand. As they say, “knowledge is power.”

The atmosphere is not at all formal, the instructors and veterans were more than happy to help me out as I fumbled my way through the routines and I left feeling like I could pop in any week I fancied. So if you like the sound of a truly novel and enriching experience and something that will really test you physically and mentally, there’s no reason not to get stuck in and get involved.

ning saves, but Northumbria completed a superb counter attack to level matters at 3-3, before scoring in the last minute.

York were again impressive in their second match, although a very strong Liverpool side eventually claimed an 8-4 victory.

The Merseysiders took the lead in the

first minute but York reversed their advantage, as Gillian Jago and Hannah Carter slammed home, before the ubiquitous Highton scored again.

The match was full of dramatic swings in momentum and Liverpool surged 7-3 ahead. Carter scored her third of the day,

but Liverpool finally sealed an 8-4 win.

In their final match, York took on Sheffield. In the first minute of the match, Gorman scored the first goal, re-installing hope.

Just before half time, Sheffield equalised to make it 1-1, and afterwards, secured two more goals, bringing the score up to 3-1.

After a useful timeout, Highton netted to cut the deficit to 3-2. With less than five minutes to go, Jago drove the ball up the pool and with an accurate pass to Highton, the score equalled once again 3-3.

York played well in this final match of the evening, against arguably the best team of the tournament and were unlucky to concede two more goals within the last two minutes, ending in a full-time score of 5-3 .

Overall the event was a resounding success and demonstrated the value of the new facilities. A men’s version of the tournament is planned for the spring term.

WATER POLO DEFEATS FOR YORK

By JACK BRADSHAW & JESS PAISLEY

YORK’S WOMEN’S water polo team fought admirably in the first Roses test event, but could not prevent themselves slipping to three defeats in the BUCS Northern 2B tournament on Saturday.

It was the team’s first event of the year, held in the new York Sport Village swimming pool.

York’s first opponents of the afternoon were Northumbria but the hosts went down 4-3 in a nail-biting encounter.

Northumbria took an early lead but Sophie Gorman equalised, thrashing the ball into the corner from Louise Highton’s pass.

The away side edged back ahead 2-1 but once again York responded through Highton and the scores were tied.

After Carter gave York the lead, goalkeeper Anne Churchfield made some stun-

Photo: Philip Mourdijs

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SPORT’S GENDER IMBALANCE? VISION DEBATES WHETHER WOMEN’S SPORT SHOULD BE GIVEN MORE REPRESENTATION IN THE MEDIA

SALLY DOLTON

YES

IT FEELS slightly bizarre that this should even be a matter of debate.

Women’s sport should be a normal part of a publication’s sport pages.

However, at the moment, it is sadly not.

The back pages are dominated by male sports, and mainly football.

Without coverage, sports struggle to build up a fan base, and without this fan base media outlets think they have no market. It’s a vicious circle that can be solved by the media. If they took the plunge and covered more women’s sports, then their fan bases would clearly grow.

Without adequate coverage teams also struggle to attract any significant sponsorship in order to improve the sport and make it more exciting for those who claim women’s sport is boring. We can be subjected to a lengthy debate on golf apparently, but a women’s rugby, hockey or badminton match is sniped at for being too slow…

There is also the case that young girls trying to get into sport lack role models.

The papers are filled with men, so who are they to turn to? Boys can dream of being the next Ronaldo but how are girls going to find out about the likes of Kelly Smith, if women’s football isn’t even covered?

The time is ripe to capitalise off the Olympics and the success of team GB’s women. The crowds and the audiences at the games show that people do have an interest in women’s sports and that it can be exciting. Why not let this be part of its legacy?

SARAH LANE

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UNDOUBTEDLY MEN’S sport receives far more attention than women’s from the media. Sports sections are fit to burst with the weekend’s latest men’s football scandals and victories, whilst it’s a struggle to find coverage of the equivalent weekend’s women’s contests on TV or in newspapers.

Though this may seem unfair, should it be changed? Men’s sport is where the majority of interest is. Media is an industry based on supply and demand; it would do no good to broadcast more women’s sport.

TV broadcasters want to attract high viewing figures, and newspapers alike want to sell; if men’s sport makes this happen then they aren’t going to look elsewhere.

Women’s sport should by no means be considered inferior, but we can’t pretend that when it comes to the media the public interest doesn’t belong with men’s sports.

The Olympics boasted an array of incredible athletes, male and female. But if you compare the 19.4 million viewers who watched Usain Bolt pound to victory in the 100m final, to the 16 million viewers who saw Jessica Ennis claim Hepatathlon gold, it is clear where the attraction lies.

Simply increasing media coverage isn’t going to change this lack of interest.

Football, rugby and cricket are three of the most popular sports in the UK, and many more males play these at a grass roots level. People recognise that women play these sports too, but they simply don’t receive enough attention at the moment for the media to put in a worthwhile investment.

YORK VISION Tuesday November 20, 2012

BIG INTERVIEW: MARCO GABBIADINI DAVE WASHINGTON TALKS TO FORMER FOOTBALLER MARCO GABBIADINI ABOUT HIS CAREER AND CURRENT ISSUES IN FOOTBALL

AGED 17, Marco Gabbiadini made his debut for York City. 18 years, 665 league games and 226 league goals later he hung up his boots for the final time, retiring from football on his 36th birthday, after a career which spanned all four divisions and encompassed spells at eleven different clubs. To make over 750 appearances in all competitions is a fantastic achievement, requiring great determination, commitment and no shortage of skill.

A young Gabbiadini first started playing football aged eight, and recalling his youth he commented: “I got into football the old fashioned way. I had my first trial at primary school, made it into the school team, and then got my first pair of football boots. It progressed from there, and I reached county level, but the scouting system was nothing like nowadays.” Gabbiadini’s breakthrough came when he was signed as an apprentice at York City aged 16 by Denis Smith.

The young starlet enjoyed an excellent spell at the club, scoring 18 times in 71 appearances, during a period which he described as “a perfect grounding to start his career.” He added: “It was a good team, we had a great set of lads and it was a landmark time for the club.” After Smith left his post at York for the Sunderland job, the club slipped into decline, and in 1987 Gabbiadini followed his mentor to the North East. At Sunderland he embarked on the most successful period of his career, earning two promotions which lifted the club to the old Division One and notching up 74 league goals in 152 games.

Exorbitant transfer fees have become commonplace in modern football, and in 1991 Gabbiadini was sold to Crystal Palace for £1.8 million. Asked how the fee affected him he noted: “It wasn’t a burden, you can’t really think about it. There is a sense of expectation, but it was another chance to test myself at the highest level.” His time in London though was short lived, and only 25 games later he moved to Derby.

For five years the Anglo-Italian enjoyed “great times during a happy period” at Derby, winning promotion back to the Premier Division, before knee injuries hampered his career. Short spells at Greek side Panionis, Stoke and York followed, before he settled at Darlington, where he excelled in the fourth division, winning the golden boot twice. A three year stint at Northampton ensued, before his career ended at Hartlepool in 2004.

During his career Gabbiadini participated in some great games, scored some marvellous goals and shared the pitch with some superb talents. When questioned on such issues he responded: “Memory wise the best game I was involved in was probably the Newcastle-Sunderland playoff semi-final in 1990, which we won 2-0 at St James’ Park. It was a massive derby and is still remembered.

My first ever goal in the top flight was away at Norwich, where I scored a belter into the bottom corner, that was pretty special.”

At Sunderland Gabbiadini forged his GForce strike partnership with Eric Gates. On the matter he added: “Eric was an England player and one of the top players in the country. We both lit one another up and he had a massive impact on my career, we were the perfect partnership really.” Gabbiadini also opposed some footballing legends and on the matter commented: “Zola was fantastic. You watched him in games and thought you can’t get the ball of him, his touches were so good.

Cantona was great also, and as far as strikers go Shearer was the benchmark.”

In his words the highlight of his career was “the fact I played so many games, and was picked week in week out. Winning five player of the season awards was memorable too.” After retiring in 2004, Gabbiadini established Bishops York guesthouse with his wife. Asked why he entered that industry he answered: “We always wanted to settle back in York which is a special and unique place.

Our parents had similar businesses, and footballers didn’t earn big wages back then.

My first contract at Sunderland was £250 a week, my dad was earning more building.”

The retired footballer also broadcasts on BBC Radio Newcastle four nights a week, and is head of sport at Inspire to Independence. The love for football still remains though and Marco wishes “his football experience was used to better effect.” However he admits: “It would be a big gamble going into management, giving up my jobs and potentially getting the sack in six months’ time.”

It’s eight years now since the former York City apprentice retired and football has evolved since. The 44-year-old said: “When I started I was playing with people who started in the 60s, it was so old school; being an apprentice was the worst part of my life.

You were a slave; boot scrubbing, bath and floor cleaning. You’d get a grotty minibus, no spare kit and were never even fed. When

you look back the conditions were terrible.

That’s completely different now.”

Refereeing decisions are frequently in the media spotlight, and Gabbiadini remarked: “I feel sorry for referees now, who would want to be a referee? You’ve got to really love the game. With all the cameras every decision is scrutinised, it’s all about concentration and split second decisions; referees aren’t machines. Goal line technology should have been introduced years ago.”

Whilst Italy won the World Cup in 2006, international success has eluded England.

The Anglo-Italian commented on the arrival of new individuals to the fold: “I think after South Africa everyone, me included, wanted rid of the old guard. The likes of Zaha will get a boost in confidence from just being involved in the squad.”

After such a successful career, he is well placed to advise youngsters looking to pursue a career in football. He told Vision: “Enjoy it all the time; you can’t take it for granted that you’re going to make it. You have to have a certain amount of luck.”

Reflecting on the current fortunes of York City he observed: “Promotion is a big catalyst in football, and getting back to the football league was crucial. They look a really good footballing side who stick to their principles; they could just do with a little more cutting edge. If they don’t get promoted this year it’s not the end of the world.”

In the future Gabbiadini plans to “continue his successful business in York.” He added: “Personal life has always been important to me, and I’ve got four kids who are coming towards university age. Who knows where I’ll be in a few years, you never know I might get a call to become a manager.”

Whatever happens in the future whether it be in or out of football, the popular former striker’s reputation as a superb footballer will remain for years to come.

MiCHAEL THURLOWAY

Photo: Emilien Tortel

THE BOAT club had a successful day at the Small Boats Head meet on Sunday, organised by York City Rowing Club, and raced through the city on the River Ouse.

UYBC recorded three race wins: the women’s Intermediate 2.4+ (made up of Eloisa Cackett, Sarah Robley, Anna Lavelle and Evelien Rutgers, with Erica Emond as cox), the men’s Elite.4x and Elite.4- (both made up of Tom Eames, Alex Cater, Harry Dorrance-King and Matt Bowman).

In addition, three boats came second in their categories, and another came in third, to wrap up an impressive performance for UYBC as the club look to kickstart another successful campaign.

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YORK VISION

Tuesday November 20, 2012

THE FUTURE IS FRANCE

JOE COOPER INVESTIGATES HOW THE FUTURE OF FRENCH FOOTBALL LOOKS BRIGHT IN COMPARISON TO THAT OF ENGLAND STANDING OVER fifteen feet tall, Paris’ new statue depicting that headbutt is a symbol of the passing of French football’s old guard. The hopes of a proud footballing nation were extinguished in that moment, but they would appear to be returning at last. It is easy to forget that out of five major tournaments between 1998 and 2006, France won two and reached the final of another.

During that period and until now, England were in possession of a self-proclaimed ‘golden generation’. Unfortunately the gold was of the fool’s variety, as has been shown all too many times in recent years. That is not to dismiss the talents of stars such as Wayne Rooney and Steven Gerrard, but so many players including these two promised much and delivered little. The stalwarts are ageing, and whilst some talented youngsters have emerged, even the most ardent England supporter would give the current crop little chance of lifting trophies any time soon.

French football fans, though, can look ahead with great optimism. This is surprising when you consider the successive crises that have beset les Bleus since that night in Berlin. Idiosyncratic manager Raymond Domenech presided over a series of farcical episodes. Successive group stage exits from the Euros and the World Cup were bad enough, but France’s off-field issues made England’s pale in comparison.

The team’s walkout in South Africa was the nadir for a beleaguered national side. So how can France really have a bright future after all this turmoil? In fact, there are several reasons to be optimistic. It truly seems that French football is experiencing a renaissance under the leadership of legendary former captain Didier Deschamps.

He is arguably the final piece of the puzzle. His predecessor in the job was an old team-mate of his, Laurent Blanc, who had

By OSCAR PEARSON

TIPSTER TAKING HIS FINAL BOW BEFORE RETIRING TO HIS £5 MILLION VILLA

sure thing SOUTH AFRICA TO BEAT ENGLAND IN THIS WEEKEND’S TEST

Normally the Tipster does not make such bold predictions. However, after witnessing the sheer naivety displayed by England at Twickenham against Australia, a victory this coming weekend against South Africa looks incredibly unlikely.

England surrendered a 14-11 lead to the Wallabies, who just a fortnight ago, were thrashed by France. Despite having the lion’s share of possession and territory in the second half, they could not muster a point, captain Chris Robshaw ludicrously opting to kick for the corner instead of accumulating through penalties. The defeat meant England have only won one of their last five games, and the Springboks are not likely to roll over. And they still have world champions New Zealand to play. Just off to order that white flag...

further discipline issues within the squad this summer. Deschamps is not the sort to accept dissent from players, which is exactly what France need now. This is because the one element that has not been in doubt is the amount of talent France have to draw upon.

It may be unfair to say that England has not produced good players in recent years, but a comparison reveals that even the best would struggle to make France’s first eleven. When you consider the stature of the French players currently gracing the pitches of the Premier League this is to contest.

The way Samir Nasri, Yohan Cabaye, Hatem Ben Arfa and others have illuminated the Premier League in the last season or two commands attention. Karim Benzema is one of the finest strikers in the world at Real Madrid, and Franck Ribery has at last become the player he always promised to be.

France’s stars have long moved abroad due to the perceived second-tier status of Ligue 1. However, the much publicised takeover of Paris St Germain has galvanised Ligue 1, with more players being tempted back or persuaded to stay. Even the mercurial Jeremy Menez is recovering some kind of form after his transfer from Roma to PSG.

Carlo Ancelotti’s team do not only boast global superstars like Zlatan Ibrahimovic, but also excellent home-grown players including Menez, Mahmadou Sakho and a slew of classy midfielders. To compete with the big-spending Parisians, other clubs have produced a large number great prospects, including Yann M’Vila and Moussa Sissoko.

Having well renowned players, coveted

by Europe’s giants, is all very well but does not guarantee success. This is where Deschamps fits in perfectly. For him, the national team is everything. He expects the same attitude from his players, and so far this attitude seems to be working. He has fashioned a strong team out of the old and new players at his disposal and snatched a hard-fought victory away to Italy.

France’s potential was shown when they grabbed a justified draw in Madrid against the all-conquering Spanish side who succeeded them as the dominant team in world football. Could les Bleus be set to retake this mantle? Perhaps. Spain remain strong and Brazil are also growing, but for a team rising from such a dire situation, France look quite a prospect. At least compared to England.

to take the encounter into overtime. Indeed they got it, with the ball finding its way over the line after some superb build up play.

With the final whistle sounding merely moments later, the match went to overtime.

Much like a penalty shootout, both teams were given the opportunity to touch down in their possession, but if one side failed, it would be game over. Nerves began to bury their way into both sets of players and it was now all down to mentality. York, after fighting until the death, held firm and converted their touchdown, piling pressure on the Bears’ offence in their final possession.

They couldn’t prevent Bradford from touching down but, soon after, elation erupted from the away end as the Bears lost the ball, leaving the final score at 34-32 to York.

From sharing the eye make-up in the changing room and congratulating their opponents on a great game, to their banterous team photo and collective spirit, the Centurions gave a terrific account of themselves.

Their mentality was super; each and every player went into the game trusting their teammates were all up for the job, none wanting to let them down. And all the effort and commitment paid off, meaning the official beverage of choice, Frosty Jacks, could be deservedly enjoyed.

It was a truly fantastic day for all; the players, coaches and spectators. The evening came to a close with the more confident Centurions, after enjoying curry and sambuca Yaya and Kolo Touré. Gary and Phil Nevon the house, entertaining the bus home by ille. Rafael and Fabio da Silva. Rio and trying their hands at singing and rapping.

Anton Ferdinand. All are footballing brothers who have graced the Premier League, and done mighty well at it to boot. But everyone, make way for the next soccer sibling to become a Premier League star. Brother of Mad Mario, Mr. Enoch Balotelli. After impressing whilst on trial with Stoke and Sunderland, the 20-year-old, has made a big money move to Northern Premier League First Division side Salford City. He is “more than happy to join Salford. I just want to play football. I trained with them last night, I enjoyed it, so I signed.” I see no reason why he cannot light up the non-league scene, to an extent where he is signed

by City as a replacement for out-of-sorts, out-of-favour Mario. It’s foolproof !

TRUE CENTURIONS

[continued from the back page] Defensive captain Fred Isaac said: “We’re looking at a new formation today. The Centurions are known for power, but we want to change to a faster style of play, posing much more of an aerial threat. We’ve got a great spirit in our squad and should do well.”

That spirit was certainly illustrated throughout the first quarter, as Ollie Bates made a fine tackle on his Centurions debut to deny the home side.

The Centurions’ offence wasted no time and propelled to a 12-0 advantage, with receiver Seb Booth and running back Sam Parke touching down, but both two-pointers were unsuccessful. Just before the second interval Bradford halved the away side’s lead when their tank of a player, number 24, ran 30 yards and embarrassed the Centurions’ defence. It was looking good for the visitors, though, who dominated the first half.

But the third quarter began just as the second ended, with the Bears pulling off a terrific comeback, soaring into an 18-12 lead.

Heads seemed to drop for the visitors, and it took the enthusiastic chants and songs from the sidelines to lift the men in white.

Just as in any classic, it all happened in the final fifteen minutes. Quarterback hulk Rob Wickham brought York level, but a 60-yard run and two-point conversion from the home side looked to have sealed a hard fought win with just minutes remaining.

Sam Parke, however, thought otherwise.

His brave catch from a pinpoint pass left York needing just the two-point conversion

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TIPSTER'S ODDS:

4/7

long shot

ENGLAND TO WIN THE TEST SERIES AGAINST INDIA

After the first three days of the first test in Ahmedabad, this prediction might have been demoted to ‘Absolute Madness’.

The three lions’ inability to play spin on a slow, dry continental surface reared its ugly head again. In reply to India’s 521-8, the tourists were bowled out for 191. England fought back in the follow on, skipper Alastair Cook grinding out a valiant 176, yet England still slipped to a nine wicket defeat. We are still ranked second in the world, with India down in fifth, yet we need a dose of realism at this point. Over four tests, on similar pitches against a side so dominant on home soil with favourable conditions, to win the series outright will be nothing short of a minor miracle.

TIPSTER'S ODDS:

6/1

absolute madness

ENOCH BALOTELLI TO JOIN HIS BROTHER AT MANCHESTER CITY

Photo: Philip Mourdijs

TIPSTER'S ODDS:

10,000/1

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YORK VISION

Tuesday November 20, 2012

LET’S MAUL HULL

By JACK BRADSHAW

YORK’S 1st XV go into tomorrow’s clash away to Hull 1sts looking for their fifth consecutive win in all competitions.

The side are currently just one point behind Northern 1A Division leaders Sheffield 1sts, having won four and lost just one of their five league games so far this season.

The last time Hull and York met was in last year’s Varsity tournament, when York were beaten 31-14 on home soil. However, York were severely weakened that day and were essentially forced to field their second string, so will take encouragement that their big players can do damage this time around.

The signs are that will be the case, as Hull have already been beaten twice by Sheffield and Bishop Burton, while York have dispatched Manchester Met 1sts, Leeds 2nds and Leeds Met 2nds quite comfortably before edging past Liverpool 1sts 31-27.

Despite having two players sinbinned, the character of the squad to keep Liverpool at bay was a huge bonus and the post-match celebrations underlined the significance of the result.

Captain Sam Lord told Vision: “We have hit some good form in recent matches without putting a truly dominant performance together for a whole game.

“Fixing that inconsistency is something we have been concentrating on in the past week, but our attitude in general tends to be quite relaxed so that the players feel free to express themselves on a Wednesday.

“We have been attempting to play a very attacking style of rugby, working consist-

ently on decision making and support play, and it seems to be paying off.”

So far, the side has scored a remarkable total of 22 tries, with Will Sharp scoring eight from the last five games and outside centre Hugo Watson close behind on five tries. Of course, Tom Chadwick has been reliable as ever at fly half and is key to York’s ability to cut through teams.

Crucially though, their game plan rests upon dominating the lineout and the scrum, in which Fraser Kirkley and President Hugh Draycott have excelled.

Meanwhile, openside flanker Tim Ross has been a vital cog in terms of keeping possession, maintaining the pressure and allowing his teammates to shine in attack.

Lord remarked: “The most important thing is that we are improving faster than any other team in the league.

This is because our players are not only skilful in the first place, but are also willing to work incredibly hard and sacrifice huge amounts of time, both in training and in the gym with the University’s new strength and conditioning coach Pete Ashcroft, to find out just how good we can be.”

It is clear, then, that they are all willing to go the extra mile for their teammates. This is often what separates teams who achieve promotion from those who fall by the wayside and, to that end, the clash against Hull will be a fascinating litmus test for what is to come.

AS YORK aim to enter the BUCS top 40 universities this year, one of the clubs leading the charge is badminton. Both men’s and women’s 1sts have started the season undefeated, and enter crunch matches this week.

The women’s 1sts, who narrowly missed out on promotion last season, have only played two games so far this year, recording one win and one draw. This week, recently relegated Newcastle 1sts are the visitors.

Newcastle are also undefeated, meaning this

Photo: David Hoffmann

By DAVE WASHINGTON

FOLLOWING A superb 2011/12 season, which saw the women’s 1sts secure promotion in both BUCS and their weekend Yorkshire League, the start of this campaign has proved somewhat more challenging.

Tomorrow sees their next contest take the shape of a trip to Sheffield Hallam 1sts, to play a team who sit second in the table.

York themselves have had a mixed start to the BUCS season, succumbing to a heavy defeat at the hands of table topping Durham, before bouncing back with a 5-0 victory against local rivals York St John. Last week saw their cup run ended as they slipped to a narrow 2-1 week’s encounter could be crucial in the bat- defeat against Leeds 4ths, after progressing to that stage in dramatic fashion courtesy of tle for promotion.

The men’s 1sts have found a way out of a penalty flick victory over Durham 4ths. The trouble more than once this term, and with three wins and a draw sit pretty atop their divison. They travel to face Sheffield 1sts tomorrow, the hosts possessing a 100% record this term. As with the women, this match could be pivotal in the chase for promotion.

By DAVE WASHINGTON Both badminton 1sts teams have high aspirations for the year, and tomorrow’s AFTER A mixed start to the season, York’s fixtures could have a significant bearing on netball 1sts host Hull 2nds in a highly anthe make up of the table come the end of the ticipated encounter tomorrow. The side opened the season with a commanding vicseason. tory over Sheffield 2nds, but then suffered defeat to table topping Northumbria 3rds by the narrowest of margins, a single goal.

Last week saw their cup run ended by Sheffield Hallam 1sts, a team two divisions above them, but promising performances suggest that a fruitful season lies ahead. Captain Nina Pullman told Vision: “The squad’s continual improvement and dedication leaves me feeling optimistic for the rest of the season. We have as good a chance as anyone to be winning the league, and without allowing any sense of complacency into the squad I feel quietly confident in our ability.”

Indeed the squad has gelled well, with a

TOP OF THE COCKS

By MICHAEL THURLOWAY

LADIES HOCKEY MAK loss means that the side can now concentrate on their exploits in the league, in which they currently sit in a mid-table position.

A number of key individuals have departed from last year’s double promotion winning side, and in their place a number of new faces have bedded into the team. On this matter captain Sally Dolton commented: “The newcomers have slotted in brilliantly with the rest of the squad, and I am very happy with their performance so far.” Indeed the experience of the likes of Dolton, Sally Warrington and Jill Mercer has been key in helping the new recruits settle into the rigours of university hockey.

Sheffield Hallam are likely to pose another stern test for the side, since they are unbeaten so far this season with two wins and a draw from their opening trio of league matches.

Despite putting seven past Teesside 1sts in the

NETBALL CALL FOR SUP combination of freshers and members of last year’s squad. Their hard work in training has seen them improve as an outfit, and Pullman remarked: “Focus has been on fitness, shooting confidence and playing at a consistent level throughout a match, and these three things are what directly influenced our early wins.”

The side has been hindered by the absence of vice-captain and shooter Georgia Neblett through injury, but in her place fresher Emma Loft has impressed. Pullman commented: “Emma has been forced to settle into the rest of the team particularly quickly, and has proved herself as part of the starting seven.”

Victory against rivals Hull would provide a major boost to their promotion bid, and regarding the match, she commented: “We’ll start every quarter as if the game was 0-0, play competitive, high quality netball to the absolute best of our potential. York teams traditionally thrive off the adrenaline of these

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YORK VISION

Tuesday November 20, 2012

BOUNCING BACK?

By DAVE WASHINGTON

Photo: Helen Leech

KE TRIP TO HALLAM cup last week, Hallam’s success has been built around a solid defence, which has seen them concede only a single goal in five games to date this season.

When asked how her side would approach the contest, Dolton responded: “Hallam are going to be strong so we will match them. We’ll keep playing to our strengths and focussing on our teamwork. Also, we will play our hearts out until the final whistle, I can’t ask for more than that.” Indeed such determination and commitment has been one of the strengths of the women’s teams over recent seasons, and coupled with tremendous fitness levels and no lack of skill, they’ve enjoyed some phenomenal successes.

In the Yorkshire League the jump in standard has been noticeable, as the side struggle to replicate the form of last year. Six defeats on

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rivalries, and the atmosphere will have something extra to it.”

The encounter will commence at 3pm tomorrow in the tent, and Pullman called on students to lend their support: “We really do play better with people watching; having an audience is an invaluable advantage to playing at home and gives us something more to play for.” In a league where contests have generally been very tight, the presence of a vocal set of York supporters could be a crucial factor in swinging the match’s outcome in York’s favour.

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the trot signified a torrid start to their campaign, but victory at the weekend has moved them off the foot of the table.

Yet as the team continues to gel and grow in experience, improved performances and results should be apparent. They will hope that this will start this week against Sheffield Hallam.

The Ladies 2nds make the same trip, in their case to face Sheffield Hallam 3rds.

Meanwhile all three men’s teams have home fixtures, as the 1st XI look to continue their promising start to the season, aiming to extend their unbeaten run to the BUCS season against Leeds 2nds.

Although it is only early stages of the season, this week’s matches could prove crucial in determining final standings in the battle for promotion and against relegation.

AFTER THE heartbreak of suffering relegation on the final day of the season last year, the men’s football 1st XI have made a promising start to their current BUCS campaign, and remain unbeaten in the league going into tomorrow’s clash with Leeds Metropolitan 3rds. The target for the season is promotion, and another three points would signify another step towards achieving that goal.

The side started the season with consecutive 1-1 draws at home to Durham 2nds and then away to Leeds Trinity 1sts. This was followed by their first league victory against Huddersfield 1sts, which leaves them currently second in the table as the only unbeaten side in the league. The results could have even better if the side had been more clinical in front of goal, and converting draws into victories is crucial if they are to bounce back with promotion.

Their fantastic start to the season was halted by a 2-1 defeat against Leeds Trinity in the cup last Wednesday, but captain Matt Mawdesley was philosophical on the matter commenting: “This may well be the kick we need to spur us into a strong run in the league, with this being our main aim henceforth.” Indeed, regardless of any other results, achieving promotion would constitute a successful season.

Their aims have been boosted by the fact that the majority of last year’s squad is still intact, and have been improved by the arrival of new arrivals, in particular forward Dalton Harris.

Harris has been in prolific form in front of goal so far in his York career, and on the matter Mawdesley remarked: “Dalton has made a good start at university, and worked hard to earn his place in the squad whilst picking up a few goals too. He

has formed a good partnership with Tom Day and James Davies going forward, but there is still a way to go with our significant lack of goals thus far throughout the team as a whole.”

Leeds Met have made a solid start to the season themselves, with a win, draw and loss from their opening three fixtures. However, they crashed out of the cup last week, as they succumbed to a 5-2 defeat at the hands of Huddersfield 1sts, who York have already defeated this season. When asked how his side would approach the contest Mawdesley responded: “We will approach the game in the same manner as all the previous ones; to continue playing fast flowing football and create as many chances as possible. Within our league all teams are capable of taking points off each other, meaning a good performance is necessary week in, week out.”

The side has been hampered to date by injuries, with a number of players missing over the past weeks, including influential striker Tom Clarke. In his absence the side has struggled to regularly find the net, but has appeared solid at the back, with Tom Brandreth continuing to be a key figure at the heart of the defence. The team have tried to play an attractive brand of passing football this year and Mawdesley highlighted the technical abilities of his players as one of the team’s main strengths.

The side has also participated in the North Riding Cup this year and has progressed through to the 4th round following a penalty shootout victory over Scarborough Athletic on Saturday. An average first half display saw York two goals down at the break, before they fought back in the second half, through goals from Harris, Alex Tringham and Andy Fernando, with the score at the end of normal time 3-3. Luke Bradley then saved two penalties in the shootout, whilst York scored four out of four to seal their progress in the cup.

York’s trip to Leeds is sure to be a challenging affair, b u t if they are to achieve promotion, these are the games t h e y must win. The journey back to York would be much sweeter, if they can return celebrating an important victory and three valuable points.

LACROSSE TARGET DOMINATION

By JACK BRADSHAW

THERE COULDN’T be a better time to be a lacrosse player at York. Both men’s and women’s first teams have had blistering starts to the season, winning all of their games and laying down markers for their promotion chances come March.

The men’s side have won four out of four and are top of the Northern 2B Division, level on points with Durham 2nds, but ahead thanks to their remarkable goal difference of +89.

Two weeks ago, Hull 1sts were beaten 9-5 and a quirk in the fixture list threw up two encounters with Leeds 2nds. Each time, though, their opponents were crushed 31-1 and 42-0 were the scorelines.

A similar tale may befall Durham 3rds, who travel to the 3G pitch tomorrow still searching for their first league win.

Captain William Chun told Vision: “It will be a relatively easy game for us, so I’m planning on playing a few freshers.

“Last Sunday we had a freshers tournament in York, and we won, beating teams like Hull, Leeds, and Nottingham Trent in the final.

“Chris Menon has been excellent this season, scoring goals when needed and Ben Oliver has been outstanding in defence.”

Meanwhile, the women’s first team travel to Northumbria 1sts, with the two sides are locked on nine points.

After a narrow 8-7 victory at Durham 3rds on the first day of the season, the side have trounced Hull 1sts and Newcastle 3rds 26-2 and 28-1 respectively.

Captain Alex Whitehand said: “We’re going into every match with the same mentality as we don’t want to get complacent.

“Northumbria are quite a big team, so we

need to be succinct in our passing and let the ball do the work.”

Whitehand also mentioned the importance for a solid defensive performance: “Our defence against Durham 3rds was brilliant; it was probably the most enjoyable match I have played in.”

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YORK VISION

DERWENT LEAPFROG WENTWORTH

Tuesday November 20, 2012

DERWENT END WENTWORTH’S UNBEATEN RUN TO MOVE CLEAR AT THE TOP OF THE TABLE

DERWENT

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Kirk (6), Atherton (56, 89), Whittall (58)

WENTWORTH

1

Green (80)

By JACK BRADSHAW DERWENT BRUSHED Wentworth aside with an accomplished display to leapfrog their opponents into pole position in the autumn league table.

Captain David Kirk opened the scoring after just six minutes, Whittall also netted, and Dan Atherton returned from injury with two goals. Dom Green struck for Wentworth in the second half, but the goal failed to halt Derwent as last year’s autumn league winners completed a decisive move.

The current league standings reveal that Derwent lead on 10 points, Wentworth fall back into third on eight points, with James elevated into second place thanks to their superior goal difference.

The defeat was Wentworth’s first of the academic year, after recording two wins and two draws. Few people could have anticipated such an excellent season for the postgraduates, and it took a clinical performance from Derwent to see them off.

The conditions could not have been better for the players, who had the luxury of playing on the slick 3G surface under some beautiful autumn sunshine.

Derwent struck first after a quiet opening few minutes, with arguably their two best players combining wonderfully. Winger Dan Atherton evaded his marker on the right touchline with a Cruyff turn, before whipping in a ferocious left-footed cross for Kirk to tap in from a yard out.

This single piece of quality was all that separated the two sides leading up to half time, as Wentworth proved once again they would not be overwhelmed.

Derwent, though, should have added to their lead minutes after going in front.

Masashi Nozaki sliced his effort over after some skill from Kirk, and Mike Whittall crashed a header off the underside of the crossbar from Atherton’s corner.

Wentworth grew into the match as the first half went on, and Dom Green saw an impressive volley destined for the top corner bravely blocked by Dave Belshaw.

TEAM Derwent James Wentworth Vanbrugh Goodricke Alcuin Langwith

PLD 4 4 5 4 4 4 5

GD 12 7 5 1 -2 -3 -20

PTS 10 8 8 6 4 4 0

TOP SCORERS: Dom Green (Wentworth) 5 James Davies (James) 4 David Kirk (Derwent) 4 James Trant (Derwent) 4

Photo: Jack Western

Derwent continued to fashion opportunities, as a lovely passing move involving Sam Earle and Nozaki resulted in Ryan Gwinnett seeing his shot deflected just over.

Gwinnett also nearly profited from an embarrassing collision between Wentworth ‘keeper Cook and Townson, but the angle was too tight for the impressive debutant.

Wentworth were on top towards the interval, but Dom Green disappointingly chipped a free kick over the bar from just outside the box and Dai Taira saw his vicious volley palmed over by Franklin.

On 56 minutes, Derwent knocked the wind out of their opponents with a crucial second goal, and there was a touch of fortune about it. Dan Atherton collected possession on the left and delivered a sizzling cross which evaded everybody and flew into the top corner beyond a baffled Jon Cook.

Wentworth will be frustrated with the

manner of their sudden collapse as a third goal quickly arrived. Whittall collected an Atherton corner before driving a low shot into the net beyond Cook.

Wentworth pulled a goal back with 10 minutes remaining; Townson’s cross found Green, who tucked home from close range.

But as they pushed for greater prizes, Derwent hit the postgraduates on the counterattack with a fourth, as Earle fed Atherton who tapped in for his second of the game.

Experiencing the top-of-the-table feeling, Captain Kirk said: “Wentworth are no mugs but we performed well. They say form is temporary but class is permanent and we showed that today”.

Meanwhile, Wentworth’s Sutton told Vision: “Derwent were easily the best team we have played so far. I don’t think we fully did ourselves justice. They didn’t really open us up at all apart from the last goal.”

MATCH STATS Shots 16

4

Shots on Target 6

2

Fouls 1

4

Offsides 2

0

Corners 6

8

Tackles Completed 16

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ALCUIN RECORD FIRST WIN

By WILL BARNES

AFTER A quite frankly shocking first half of football, Alcuin managed to overcome Langwith courtesy of strikes from Danny Matthews, Luca Nazzicone and Josh Allen in addition to a rather dubious refereeing decision.

It was against the run of play that Langwith made it 1-0. Tom Rudden’s cross from the left wing was placed into the net at the far post by Andy Hutt. At half-time Langwith Captain Matt Jones confessed, in a brutally honest manner, “that was one of the worst halves of football I’ve ever seen.”

At the start of the second period, Alcuin Captain Chris Boyd sent centre back Harry Billimore to the vanguard of his force. This proved to be an effective decision as Alcuin proceeded to pepper the Langwith goal.

After this, probably one of worst refereeing decisions in the several decades of college football history took place. Billimore took out Kris Cheshire after the lat-

ter had beaten him to the ball on the edge of the area only for the referee to wave play on, permitting Matthews to pass the ball into an empty net, much to the indignation of the Langwith players.

Langwith had a chance to re-establish the advantage, as Rudden ran on to a ball over the top, but his dinked shot flew just over the crossbar. Soon afterwards, Alcuin took the lead. A Greg Fearn free-kick fell to Luca Nazzicone who, after hitting the upright, managed to convert the opportunity at the second attempt.

Alcuin then went on to extend their advantage a few minutes later, a Billimore through ball finding Josh Allen who coolly slotted the ball into the bottom right corner.

Soon after Luke Holbrook came close for Langwith before Billimore almost scored a scintillating volley at the death.

Post match, a dejected Matt Jones simply stated: “we were just turd.” Counterpart Chris Boyd commented: “we battled well

all game. We gambled with another man up front in the second half and I felt that made the difference.” Of the dubious goal, he said: “I was looking at a bird in the sky.” An answer slightly more inventive than those uttered by countless premier league managers, but about as incredulous.

Photo: Tom Wooldridge

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YORK VISION

Tuesday November 20, 2012

JAMES HOLD ON FOR DRAW JAMES AND VANBRUGH MAINTAIN THEIR UNDEFEATED RECORDS AFTER TIGHT ENCOUNTER

JAMES

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Taylor (32)

By MICHAEL THURLOWAY A THUNDERING strike from James skipper Josh Spurling won his team a deserved point against Vanburgh. Phil Taylor scored in the first half to put his team in the lead, before Spurling levelled early in the second. The game could have gone either way, but in the end both teams were satisfied with a share of the spoils.

The game was generally quite a scrappy affair, with the boggy conditions on 22 Acres making free-flowing football an impossibility. There were few clear-cut chances, but both sides did have sufficient opportunities to have added to their one goal apiece.

The draw means both sides remain undefeated and both are still in contention to win the league this term, with both having leaders Derwent still to play.

James almost took the lead after 4 minutes through Freddie Ferrao, but for an excellent last-ditch block from Matt Graham. Despite this, Vanbrugh had the majority of the play in the first half, and it was Taylor and strike partner Elliot Ross who were causing the James back line most trouble.

Ross had an early shot saved well by Luke Bradley in the James goal after a jinking run. Halfway through the first period, clever interplay between the pair gave Taylor two bites at the cherry; the first was blocked, the second collected by Bradley.

Photo: Tom Wooldridge

Eventually the pressure paid off. After a half-hearted penalty shout, the ball fell for Ross, whose shot was blocked. But the rebound fell to Taylor, loitering at the back post, who made no mistake. Vanbrugh went to half time looking confident carrying their 1-0 lead.

A pivotal moment came early in the second half. A misplaced kick from Bradley let Kieron O’Dwyer through on goal, but the Vanbrugh man flashed his one-onone shot wide of the post. Four minutes later, James were level.

A short period of pressure from the men in black looked to come to no avail as the ball bounced to the edge of the area.

But Spurling’s sweetly struck half-volley from 20 yards left Vanbrugh ‘keeper James Wilson stranded, and the scores were level.

James now embarked on their best period of the game. Wilson made two good saves from a corner with 10 minutes to go, the first from a powerful header by Matija Pisk and the second a dramatic diving stop from Ferrao.

As the game drew to a close, however, it was Vanbrugh who came closest to snatching the win. Again Taylor was at the centre of play; his shot from distance was deflected just wide, and from the resulting corner his header beat the ‘keeper, but whistled agonisingly wide of the post.

Both captains were content at fulltime. Spurling commended the performance of his team which was missing nine regulars. Meanwhile, Vanbrugh skipper Johnny Grout admitted that, despite their early dominance, the final result was probably a fair one.

JAMES CRUSH ‘GOODWITH’

By CHARLIE BURTON & ALEX FINNIS

JAMES COLLEGE rugby continued their winning ways with a 34-0 victory over the newly formed Heslington East side, which comprises players from Langwith and Goodricke. Yet again James were forced to lend players to the opposition so that a 15-a-side game could be played.

Winger Phil Scott opened the scoring within the first five minutes, with an im-

HALIFAX NET VICTORY

By REBECCA GILL

Spurling (57)

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pressive 30-metre run down the touchline handing off three players before diving over in the corner for the first try of a sunny afternoon.

After Scott’s first try the floodgates opened, with scrum half Brummitt and full back Robirosa both adding to the scoreboard. The James back line worked well together, stringing together a number of good passages of play through some impressive moves. Meanwhile the James forwards carried and rucked well, with some

Photo: Tom Wooldridge

darting runs by Clayton and Boyd.

The Heslington East side performed admirably, with strong running from the centres and good work from number 8 James Thomas. It was a performance with many positives for the side, which will hope to gain momentum over the rest of the season.

James will be disappointed that they are still yet to face a team with a full squad; an issue which is frustrating for their players and college rugby as a whole.

At this point in the season it looks as if the team which wins the league will be decided in the James v Derwent game in two weeks, one which is not to be missed.

Alcuin’s game with Vanbrugh was also marred by lack of numbers, as Vanbrugh were forced to concede the result to Alcuin after turning up with just six players.

Alcuin lent the depleted side five players for a game of tens, which they won convincingly 39-12 after a shaky start.

Vanbrugh took the lead through scrum half Toby Dyke before Alcuin levelled through captain Muzzy Foley, who went on to score a hat-trick of tries in the victory.

After the sides had gone into half-time at 12-12, Alex Brightmore scored his first ever Alcuin try to put his side ahead, before centre James Evans scored twice and Foley completed his hat-trick to put some daylight between the sides. Foley was pleased with his side’s “macho power,” as they go into a vital clash with James.

LOOKING FOR their third consecutive win, Halifax set out with something to prove against Goodricke on Sunday afternoon, coming away with a 23-4 triumph.

The first few minutes suggested that the game was going to be a close one. Goodricke kicked off by scoring from Halifax’s first centre pass. Within minutes, the score was 2-2 with both teams hoping a win was within reach.

The Goodricke defensive pairing of Kav Aggerwal and Laurel Hill was strong, putting constant pressure on Halifax shooters Katarina Robinson and Becky Gabbitas, with Aggerwal making some awesome interceptions under the post.

Halifax remained unperturbed however, and the goal difference began to increase, with ‘Fax taking a convincing lead into half-time.

Both teams made changes and as the game restarted it was clear that Halifax had come back with a vengeance. They notably raised the tempo at the beginning of the second half.

Silly mistakes from Goodricke’s mid court allowed Halifax to overturn centre passes and score goals with ease.

Goodricke repeatedly got pulled for held ball, which reflected the defensive strength of the Halifax team. By reducing the number of available passes, Goodricke were forced to make numerous inaccurate passes.

The Halifax defensive pairing of Sarah Moody and Rebecca Gill prevented the shooters getting close under the post, making it difficult for Goodricke to impact in any way on the score line.

Numerous accurate balls were played from Lo Jones and Chloe Quilliam into the Halifax shooters. Sophie Simpson, coming on for Halifax as goal shooter, racked up goal after goal, contributing to Halifax’s ever-increasing tally.

Goodricke had fighting spirit, and scored two goals in quick succession in the closing minutes.

However it was still Halifax who had the edge and added a convincing win to their campaign.

The Halifax 1sts captain said: “Goodricke put up a really good fight” and that it was in the second half that the “passing worked well and the goals kept coming.”

James, meanwhile, sealed a convincing 39-4 victory over a lacklustre Vanbrugh side, who struggled to compete with the overwhelming James pressure. It was another impressive performance from the Black Swans, who along with Halifax and Alcuin appear to be the strongest teams this year. Vanbrugh will be disappointed with the result, and will be seeking to bounce back with a strong performance next week.

The other two games both resulted in walkovers, as Langwith

and Wentworth were unable to field teams against Alcuin and Derwent respectively.

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By OSCAR PEARSON IN A pulsating encounter, York Centurions powered their way to a deserved 34-32 victory over a Bradford Bears side which competed admirably. It was a mammoth battle, lasting more than 210 minutes, and brought the best out of everyone involved.

York raced into a 12-point lead, before falling 26-18 behind in the third quarter after a flurry of Bradford touchdowns. But with just two minutes to go in the match, the Centurions remarkably found their way back, pushing the game into overtime.

It was almost dark by the time York’s Matt Freeman passed superbly to Sam Parke who touched down, before Bradford failed to convert their two-pointer, leaving the away side celebrating a truly sensational comeback.

The contest was York’s first ever BUCS clash. While travelling west in the morning, left tackle Toby Salisbury, who has been with the Centurions for the last three years, told of his promise to York Sport President Charlotte Winter: “We have told Charlotte we are dealing in BUCS points this year. We’ll bring home as many points as we can.”

Today they undoubtedly delivered.

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> YORK CENTURIONS CLAIM A MEMORABLE WIN IN THEIR FIRST EVER BUCS MATCH > THE SIDE PRODUCE A STERLING COMEBACK TO WIN 34-32 THE HOME OF BRADFORD BEARS Photo: Philip Mourdijs

Issue 229

Tuesday November 20, 2012

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