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TOKY-OWE (thousands of pounds to colleges for sponsorship deals)

Derwent, Halifax and Vanbrugh all owed £1000s by Tokyo Quality of Freshers’ Weeks in JEOPARDY Tokyo DENY scale of debt

SEVERAL COLLEGES have been left thousands of pounds out of pocket because of unpaid sponsorship money from Tokyo nightclub, with YUSU President Kallum Taylor hinting that Tokyo’s official club night status is not necessarily safe for next year.

Vanbrugh claim to be owed around £4000 by the popular nightspot, whilst Halifax say they are around £3000 down and Derwent claim they are £1000 in the red.

Alcuin Chair Joshua Lee, meanwhile, says that his college has been “significantly overcharged” and that they are awaiting a refund, whilst Langwith have had issues regarding sports kit sponsorship and are reluctant to work with Tokyo again in the future. [continued on page 5]

COMMENT: Consumed by Guilt by the Dhaka Factory Collapse (pg11) LIFESTYLE: Exam Stress-busting tips (pg.23) SPORT: Interview with Jason Gardener. (pg26)

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A BRIDGE TOO FAR

THE INFAMOUS Vanbrugh-James bridge is set to close for refurbishment at the end of this month.

Work is being carried out on the notorious scaffolding-clad bridge to divert cables on the bridge itself into a new duct beneath the lake, whilst the scaffolding will finally be removed. There are also plans to install a new handrail.

Acting on the advice of the Health, Safety and Welfare Department, the bridge will be closed for a period from the end of May until the summer break.

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Students have often voiced discontent over the “ugliness” of the scaffolding, which is believed to have been first erected over seven years ago.

One final year Psychology student claimed that the move is “better late than never,” saying: “I’m gutted I won’t be able to use the new bridge in all its glory but it’s good to see the University finally doing something about it. It’s been an eyesore throughout my time at York.”

A University spokesman told Vision that the University “apologises for any inconvenience caused,” but said the closure is “necessary for safety reasons during the works.”

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DEMOCRACY REFORM Taylor: “It’s not working and it’s not sexy.”

YUSU HAVE announced plans to revamp its student representation following recognition of its failures for the second time in three years.

Despite the introduction of the new assemblies system just two years ago, President Kallum Taylor has recognised that the system is still struggling to represent students.

Taylor told Vision: “It’s clear that the current assembly system just isn’t working to get the best possible gauge on student opinion, provide a place for the new ideas to be put forward, and to hold the Officers to account properly.

“It’s two years old now - and despite our best efforts to add further appeal to them - the low turnouts and often scarce agenda items give a clear indication that what we do just isn’t accessible enough.”

“WHAT WE DO JUST ISN’T ACCESSIBLE ENOUGH” YUSU’s Assemblies have been frequently criticised in the past for only being attended by a clique - something Taylor is seeking to

target in the coming year.

“We want radical ideas from our harshest critics, ideas on how we can engage with harder-to-reach students.

“For the rest of term, we’ll be putting a lot of energy into asking students whether or not they know what we do, whether they feel like they can influence what we do, and if not, why not?”

In the voting for last month’s referendum, whilst all four resolutions reached quorum - the minimum number of students who need to have voted in order for it to be valid - turnout was still considered to be poor.

An average of only 8.2% of students voted on whether YUSU should introduce a no-platform policy, whilst 8.7% of students voted on the motion “Should YUSU stop selling the Sun?” Taylor admitted: “Democracy isn’t the sexiest or most immediate thing in the minds of most of our students. We’ve got to try and remove as many excuses and barriers as possible for not feeling like you’re having your say.”

Further consultation regarding student representation within YUSU is expected later this week.

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STAR IN THE HOOD Tinchy Stryder to join The Futureheads as Summer Ball headliner VISION SUMMER BALL EXCLUSIVE VISION CAN exclusively reveal that GhanaianBritish hip-hop artist Tinchy Styder will be the headline act at the 2013 YUSU Summer Ball.

The 26-year-old, who has scored two UK number one singles with ‘Number 1’ and ‘Never Leave You’, will join The Futureheads and one other act, to be announced later in the week, at the June 19 end of year bash.

Stryder, full name Kwasi Dankwah III, soared to mainstream success back in 2009 with his second studio album Catch 22. The second single from the album, ‘Take Me Back’, featuring fellow UK artist Taio Cruz, reached number three, before he secured back-to-back number ones with ‘Number 1’ featuring N-Dubz and ‘Never Leave You’.

The album itself reached number two, but his next offering, 2010 release Third Strike, failed to live up to its success, only struggling its way to number 48 in the UK charts.

However, the pint-sized rapper (who stands at just 5’1” tall) looks to be returning to somewhere near his best with Full Tank, due out later this year.

‘Spaceship’, the debut single from the album which features his pal Dappy, reached number five back in 2011 and ‘Bright Lights’, a collaboration with Pixie Lott, made it to number seven last year.

Stryder has friends in high places in the music industry - he co-founded and is co-CEO of global record label Takeover Roc Nation with Jay-Z, and has also undertaken several business ventures, including launching his own clothing brand, Star In The Hood.

YUSU President Kallum Taylor told Vision: “We’re properly stoked for this year’s Summer Ball – more than usual I’d say – it’s the biggest event of the season, and tickets were selling before we even got any serious promo going!”

Third-year Economics student Finn McGuire was less enthusiastic however: “He’s short and rubbish,” he said. “Hopefully it’ll still be a good night though - I can’t wait for the candy floss.”

Tickets are on sale at yusu.org/shop.

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HES WEST SET FOR FURTHER REFURBISHMENT

THE RENOVATION GAME Outdated James accommodation blocks will be refurbished this summer Alcuin ‘freshening up’ refurbishments to follow in 2014

PLANS TO improve buildings across campus over the summer holiday period have been finalised.

The chief refurbishment will be of James blocks A, B and C, working alongside plans to demolish Spring Lane housing and Derwent Provost’s lodge.

The plans include renovating student living spaces, bedrooms, kitchens and bathrooms, developed in consultation with students and college staff.

One first-year James College resident said of the refurbishment plans: “I’m glad the blocks will be improved for next year, and hope the renovations won’t be rushed.

My block really needs it - the kitchens are tiny, with only one little fridge, and the rooms are so old fashioned.”

Dexter Clarke, Chair of James College, told Vision: “The whole JCRC are really pleased with what we’ve seen so far and look for-

ward to welcoming new students to these much improved living spaces.”

The improvements to James College are part of ‘phase two’ of the Accommodation Refurbishment project, which follows in the footsteps of the completion

CHEF SWAP

Banquet launches Chinese Exchange University staff dine out at launch

THE UNIVERSITY of York has hosted chefs from Zheijang and Nanjing universities in a Chinese banquet as part of a Chef Exchange with the two Chinese universities.

The event was the first full ‘exchange’ of the University’s International Chef Exchange Programme since it launched in 2011.

“Key Members” of the University of York assembled in the Roger Kirk Centre last Friday for a Chinese Banquet, catered for by chefs representing York, Zheijang and Nanjing.

University employees, from academics to administrative staff, were invited and enjoyed a varied menu, including dumplings, tomato and egg soup, a whole steamed river fish per table, crispy beef, kun poa chicken and sudan pork, all freshly prepared by the chefs from all three universities.

YUSU President Kallum Taylor was in attendance, greatly enjoying the food but not making the most of the free drinks, saying: “I won’t be drinking, I’m on the wa-

ter! I’ve got a football match in a few hours’ time and want to be on top form.”

Pro-Vice Chancellor for Research, John Local, who organised the banquet, commented: “This event began quite a long time ago, when the International Office thought that it would be good for key members of the University, not just academics, to go on international visits. On the visit, we experienced some really interesting things about Chinese universities and from that we got the enthusiasm to develop what you see today, by working with chefs from China and York.

“York is renowned for having fantastic chefs and in China we had the most amazing banquets.

I am sure that today we will have the same experience, there is not another university in the UK who is doing anything like this.”

Taylor commented: “It’s really great to see the University making an active effort to fuse together cultures, even on their services front. The Chef Exchange scheme seems to have been a success story so far, which for the first of its kind looks good for York.”

of Halifax and Derwent accommodation block refurbishments in previous years. Changes on the Heslington West campus this summer also include the demolition of Vanbrugh’s Wentworth E Block, whilst Vision understands that the University are unlikely to utilise

accommodation at Fairfax House again this year.

The quality of Derwent College D block’s refurbishment in 2011 came under fire last year after multiple sewage leakages. Vision revealed that Oddies, the company contracted to refurbish D block,

has since gone out of business.

The work is due to start in June, and last until September of this year.

Plans for 2014 have yet to be finalised, but are likely to include Eden’s Court and parts of Alcuin College. Large areas of Alcuin accommodation were marked in the 2012 Campus Condition Survey as needing “freshening up refurbishment” in the near future.

YUSU President Kallum Taylor told Vision: “It’s good that the University are addressing some of the desperate needs to update Heslington West campus.

“It ultimately comes down to speed and priorities though. Currently parts of Hes West are a hard sell for the University.

“We (YUSU) are adamant that the last thing we want here at York is a tale of two campuses; so it’s important that the rate of refurbishments, demolitions and new build here is done so in sync with sorting Heslington East’s growth, and very different set of problems.”

THAT’S HOT Photo: Jack Western

University heating policy currently under review Taylor: new system makes “more sense” A REVIEW of the University heating policy could lead to a long-awaited change in the system coming into place next academic year.

The current policy runs heating from 7am until 11am and then 2pm until 11pm, and is in place for all but Halifax and Wentworth ensuite accommodation. However, these hours could now be adapted to ensure that the heating is on at times that students are most likely to be in their blocks. Likely options will be closer to the UPP system used in Halifax and Wentworth ensuites, where heating is on between 5pm and 2am. Further monitoring of the heating system will also take place across all University buildings.

The Director of Estates and Campus Services, Jon Meacock, told Vision that: “Some changes have already been made and monitoring of temperatures will be taking place over the next few weeks to ensure the system is adequately set for the next heating season.”

He continued: “In considering

the options the University has to balance the comfort of students with the impact on our carbon reduction plans. Feedback on these matters will be sought through the various college consultation groups.

“In the longer term, the University is looking to extend the District Heating system so that more buildings can be connected to it. This is also part of our plan to reduce our overall carbon foot-

Photo: Jack Western

print by 40% by 2020.”

The changes will come as particularly good news for Langwith College following months of campaigning for improved facilities in the higher-rent accommodation.

Vision first reported problems with the heating systems in Langwith in November last year, and in April this year the students finally received compensation for the problems they had encountered.

JCRC Chair Sam Maguire voiced his full support for the changes: “I think these changes will go a long way to ensure the living temperatures next term are much improved on those that current residents faced,” he said.

YUSU President Kallum Taylor added: “When looking into the problems surrounding heating in halls – particularly in new Langwith – we found out that even when the heating was working, it wasn’t necessarily on at the most beneficial times. We’ve spoken to the College Chairs, and we’ll be asking students to further solidify our stance. Running the heating through the early mornings and having it on until later in the night would make more sense.”

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YORK VISION EXCLUSIVE

TOKYO THRIFT

Colleges claim the nightclub owe them thousands Freshers’ Week planning under threat

[continued from front page] THE SHORTAGE in cash comes at a particularly difficult time for the colleges as they begin to plan next year’s Freshers’ Week – the biggest week in the academic calendar for every JCRC. There are now fears amongst some of the colleges that planning could be significantly affected if the money is not paid in soon.

However, the issue has now been dragging on since the autumn term, and Tokyo claim that Halifax are in fact the only college to whom any money is owed at all.

Should the colleges not receive the money Tokyo allegedly owe then the quality and low cost of their respective Freshers’ Weeks could be in serious jeopardy. Colleges rely on Freshers’ Week to give students a sense of belonging and to provide them with the best possible start to their university lives, and sub-par events or high ticket costs could lead to immediate disillusionment and widespread criticism.

“WE ARE STRUGGLING” All seven of York’s undergraduate colleges have had sponsorship agreements with Tokyo this year and in the past. The agreements involve the colleges putting on events such as bar crawls which advertise Tokyo as the endpoint

or on-campus events with Tokyo they didn’t do it at all which they Marian Lally said: “It’s around wristbands, all in return for spon- were well aware of, and I’m sure the £3000 mark too and the agreesorship money.

Vanbrugh haven’t either. ment is we send a set number of However, it now appears that “We wouldn’t even sponsor bar crawls their way per term. It several colleges have been left anybody that much for the year would be great to get this finally in the lurch. Vanbrugh so I don’t know where that sorted, especially with freshers on Chair Joshua Treacy amount of money’s the horizon.” spoke of how he felt come from,” she said.

She continued that Halifax had hurt by Tokyo’s However, Treacy spoken to the nightclub “maybe failure to respect cleared up this is- about 6 or 7 times over the past their agreement: sue, saying: “£4000 few months, it’s been dragging on “Vanbrugh takes is for £1000 each since Christmas time really.” great pride in beterm this year plus Langwith College had what ing able to offer extra sponsorship they can perhaps call a lucky esour students the agreements during cape with Tokyo earlier this year, best possible value freshers.” as a verbal agreement that College for the events and Like Vanbrugh, Chair Sam Maguire said they had Vanbrugh : £4000 down Derwent College Chair in place fell through. He spoke to services we provide.

Our Freshers’ Week Anmoli Sodha feels cer- Vision criticising Tokyo for their ticket was the best value in the tain that her college has fulfilled poor communication: University and we massively sub- all their commitments to Tokyo: “We did verbally agree some sidised our Winter Ball. This is “They owe us £1000 for sponsor- sponsorship deals with Tokyo. only possible through sponsor- ship commitments we completed However, they never followed them ship. Yet now that Tokyo has failed last term,” she told Vision. up and didn’t respond to our calls to respect their agreement, we are “I know we completed so we have just looked elsesuddenly in debt,” he told Vision. ours last term. We didn’t where for investment,” “We are currently struggling autumn term, which is he said. to operate as the college we should exactly why I made Tokyo manager be. This is particularly hurtful af- sure we did when I Adele Lord laughed ter having organised several bar took over. off these claims, crawls to the club and having put “We have had a telling Vision: their logo on all of our brand new few meetings with “That was quite merchandise.” them on campus hysterical really.

Despite Treacy’s claims, Tokyo and we bring up Two guys got in insist that Vanbrugh are not owed the money issue, touch with my proany money, and club manager and they say it will motions manager Adele Lord even went so far as to be dealt with and sent about sponsoring a Halifax : £3000 down Langwith hockey kit. say that she does not understand to us soon, it just never how they could even possibly be turns up.”

I told them I’d speak to my owed as much as £4000: “None of Even Halifax, to whom Tokyo business director about sponsorthe colleges apart from Halifax have admitted they owe money, ing the kit and see what he wants actually fulfilled the contract. We are being frustrated by the lack to do. had something with Derwent – of payment. Halifax President “I came back to them the week

after and I said to them because there’s so many college teams that we didn’t want to be biased and specifically pick Langwith hockey.

There’s so many of them and we didn’t really see that as fair.

“FAILED TO RESPECT THEIR AGREEMENT” “There was never a deal set up,” she added.

Maguire contradicted these claims, discussing the possibility of boycotting Tokyo for any future deal: “We had a few deals for sponsorship for sports kits and our mascot. They didn’t communicate well with us at all and we are reluctant to have much involvement with them in the future bar bringing people to the club if we run an event on a Thursday,” he said.

YUSU President Kallum Taylor has come out in support of the JCRCs, stressing the importance of every penny towards putting on events and providing the best for their students: “JCRCs depend on pretty much all of their income, and nothing goes to waste in putting on events and services for their students, so it’s vital that any deals that were made are properly adhered to.

“We’ll be seeking input from a lot of sources, particularly JCRCs, when it comes to picking the YUSU Student Nights for next year, and we’ll be taking up this particular issue with Tokyo ASAP.”

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WHATCHU TALKIN’ ‘BOUT WILLETTS?

TWEETS OF THE WEEK Charlotte Winter @c_winter1 “Well we all know who @yusuprez will be voting for...Armenia! #DoubleDenim #eurovision” York Sport President

Greg Ebdon @Vanderdecken “@UoYCampusWorks Aren’t you worried that @UniOfYork’s entire spirit & culture will crumble if there’s not rusty scaff on at least one bridge?”

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Lücy Shiplee @LuceyShipers “My life has been reduced to living off browns sandwiches and coke/relentless. I’m such a York uni student” Psychology Student

Langwith Students Following on from their successful compensation campaign, Langwith will now hopefully have no heating problems for next year’s intake. The University have finally agreed to re-think their heating policies in on-campus accommodation, and that can only be good news for those with the heating jammed on or simply broken.

Just don’t mention the College Cup...

GOOD WEEK BAD WEEK College JCRCs. It seems JCRCs are being shortchanged again - this time after a series of deals with Tokyo ended in tears. With planning Freshers’ Week underway, financial difficulties are the last thing they need.

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Tuesday May 21, 2013

Universities Minister denies student loan system is “unsustainable” UNIVERSITIES MINISTER David Willetts has been forced to defend the student finance system after it was described as unsustainable.

Willetts took the stand following claims from Vice-Chancellor of the University of Exeter, Steve Smith that the number of students who see their loans written off means that the current finance system would struggle to survive in the long-term.

With current graduate salaries lower than expected, the proportion of students not paying back their loans, otherwise know as the ‘RAB charge’ stands at 35%.

Willetts told Times Higher Education: “In the future, as and when earnings start to rise a bit more rapidly than forecasters assess… then there will be a period of time where the RAB charge is falling.

“The scheme is not unsustainable – the underlying logic is that… by and large going to university is good for [students], and good for the country.”

These words followed the claim from Smith that: “Any incoming government in 2015 to look again

at the student finance system and to try to reduce its costs.”

This is an issue that is of particular focus at the University of York, with graduate employment at York considerably less than other top universities in the United Kingdom.

YUSU President Kallum Taylor told Vision: “It’s really worrying that there are still many ques-

tions being asked about the Government’s HE reforms. The loans system for £9k was one of the main arguments to win people over, and it’s still falling short, not just with the usual crowd, but many experts and University heads across the sector.

“There’s nothing solid to support Willett’s claim that wages will increase to then deliver on repay-

ments - and if those wages do, what of their value? Currently it’s looking more expensive than that of the old regime!”

Taylor also agreed with Smith, saying: “The Government, or that of post 2015, badly need to rethink the approach to funding HE - at the minute they’re just tying themselves in knots and brushing future troubles under the carpet.”

ARE WE GETTING STUPIDER?

A VISION investigation has revealed that fewer library books were removed from the library in 2012 than in 2011, despite the increasing number of students at the University of York.

In 2012, 194,197 books were taken out of the library, a decline on

the figure from 2011, which totalled 200,700.

The increased digitisation of content means that students can now access reading online, rather than having to remove hard copies of the text from the library, partly explaining the figures. As of May 3, a total of 112,072 books have been taken out by students during 2013.

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71,446 books taken out by undergraduates so far this year

463 more books reported lost or not returned in 2012 than in 2010

Graphic: Alex Finnis

student told Vision: “I’m amazed that we’re now taking out less books than in previous years; I virtually live in the library and have removed hundreds myself this year.”

The data also shows that postgraduates take out a significant proportion of these items, removing over 74,000 copies in 2012, and over 40,000 during the first five

36%

of books taken out this year are by postgrads

40,626 books taken out by postgraduates so far this year

months of this year.

In total the JB Morrell Library holds 613,405 books, whilst the number of copies that have either been stolen, lost or not returned per year has increased significantly over the past five years. In 2010 only 47 items fell under this classification, but by 2012 the correlating figure had soared to 510, an increase of 463.

194,137 books taken out by all students in 2012

82,065 fewer books taken out so far this year than in 2012

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YORK VISION EXCLUSIVE

PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT! Long-awaited introduction of an expiry date is on the way Taylor: “Finally - thankfully the Uni have listened”

THE UNIVERSITY have announced plans to introduce a new student card for the 2013/14 academic year.

The new cards are of particular note for their inclusion of an expiry date - an issue that has long been a bone of contention between students and the University.

The move represents a U-turn from University administration, who have repeatedly rejected students pleas for a expiry date on the card, which would allow students to claim discounts in shops more easily.

The cards were changed less than two years ago when the ‘duck’ design was removed for a more professional looking card, but the idea of an expiry date was again shelved due to what the University described as “legal issues.”

A University spokesman told Vision: “The expected end date of a

student’s period of enrolment will be printed on the University card of all new students joining the University in the 2013/14 academic year.

“This has been introduced in response to requests from students who wish to be able to use their university card as proof of their status as a current student to qualify for student discounts in shops and for other similar purposes.

“FOR THE FUSS IT’S CAUSED, IT’S A TINY THING TO BRING IN” “We are also investigating the possibility of giving the option to returning students to update their cards so that it includes an expiry date, though there are a number of technical issues to overcome before we can progress that.”

In addition to this YUSU Presi-

dent Kallum Taylor commented on the matter: “We’re really, really happy to say that this is finally going to happen. It’s one of the most common gripes which get from students, and for years now it’s been rejected year on year on very spurious grounds.

“For the fuss it’s caused it’s a tiny thing to bring in; initially we

PATRICK SECOND-YEAR POLITICS “This is great news if they’re going to bring it in for existing students! I can never seem to convince Topman staff to accept my student card due to the lack of date.

“It seems like such a small thing but it would really help me out when doing things like buying new trousers when I get suspicious grass stains on them. Bring on the expiry date!”

Quack? had some saying it was illegal which was ridiculous as other universities have it.

“Thankfully the Uni have listened though, and from October 2013 this will benefit any student who, currently, can’t get their 10% discounts by proving that they’re still a student due to a lack of expiry date on their card.”

BEN THIRD-YEAR ECONOMICS “This is a problem that’s held me back throughout my University career and I’m glad it’s not something that will be plaguing future students coming to York.

“Back at home I can’t get a student discount at the gym as they just won’t accept my card. In turn, that means I can’t lift as much as I would like when I come back to Uni to work - and I love the gym!”

Is this the most NOT LOVIN’ IT McDonald’s opening hours cut pointless module No more post-Willow burgers ever?!

POST-WILLOW trips to McDonald’s are to be a thing of the past after the fast food outlet was ordered to cut its opening hours following complaints of late night disturbances.

The Blake Street restaurant, situated near student favourites Revolution and Willow, was previously open 24-hours, but will now close at midnight on Sunday and weekdays and at 1am on Friday and Saturday.

The licensing change, which will see McDonald’s reopen at 5am each morning, was brought about following complains from six residents living opposite the restaurant.

However, McDonald’s say that they are not to blame for the disturbances, as they do not serve alcohol and have no connection with the nearby taxi rank.

North Yorkshire Police said there have been 122 incidents connected to McDonald’s in the last 17 months, including fighting, noise and abuse.

A McDonald’s spokesman said: “Unfortunately, a minority of people create a problem by disposing

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Students brand module “a joke” 10 credits awarded for open exam

of their litter irresponsibly or creating noise at night, which is frustrating for us, residents and businesses.

“Naturally, we are disappointed with this decision, but we will continue with our efforts to be a considerate neighbour.”

Most students will be disappointed to find that McDonald’s will no longer be able to satisfy their night out munchies, however, one third-year English student told Vision: “I’m glad this has happened, I got pushed over outside McDonald’s earlier this year for no reason by a right pair of knobs.

Maybe this will solve the problem.”

FINALIST STUDENTS have branded a 10 credit English and Education module as “pointless.”

The module in question, titled ‘Synoptic’ - which concluded on Friday - was examined only on a 90 minute exam where students were allowed to bring in their own notes.

One student taking the module told Vision: “It’s a bit of a joke. One of our lecturers basically told us what the questions were.”

Another student admitted to preparing answers and simply taking bullet points into the exam - effectively making the closed nature of the exam irrelevant.

The fact that the module con-

sists of just 10 credits means that it amounts to just five percent of the overall degree mark, and comes after dissertation deadlines.

A spokesman for the department defended the module, saying: “The assessment for the module tests students’ ability to write on a wide range of educational issues under timed conditions.

“We strive to prepare our students well to succeed on all of their assessments, and in response to student feedback, have made a number of positive changes to support our students in achieving academic success.

“The module was well received last year and the feedback results for this academic year indicate that it continues to be well received.”

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YORK VISION Tuesday May 21, 2013

Vision's Oliver Todd looks at how student media around the country is documenting students dealing with exam and deadline stress.

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: NING GES R A W LEN CHAL UNI Y N MA GAINST ARE A LATIONS REGU

Student Press WITH REVISION and library woes at an all-time high at York, some students have taken to suggesting alternative ideas for destressing.

With a bouncy castle unlikely to be appearing outside the library anytime soon, it’s about time we took inspiration from others on how to avoid the daily blind panic of having belongings confiscated by the library police.

Aberdeen University has taken the step of setting up rooms around campus for “puppy therapy” throughout the main brunt of the exam period. The idea comes from a study at Hiroshima University that found that people are both happy and better concentrated around puppies.

It’s an example that has now been followed elsewhere across the border, with Edinburgh introducing sessions with “therapy pets.”

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This comes as a particular relief to students who have found themselves under surveillance from library staff sound familiar?

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Jenny Leader of Edinburgh’s Student Counselling Service told NewsStand: “Some students have done an awful lot of work, and yet still get wound up and stressed about how they’re going to perform [in exams].

“So it may be that a little bit of working with a dog can just take the edge off, and calm them down.”

This comes as a particular relief to students who have increasingly found themselves under constant surveillance from library staff sound familiar?

Unfortunately it’s not an idea that will be hitting York any time soon, with staff claiming that any move to bring pups to campus would contravene animal welfare and health and safety legislation.

Gutting.

In Sheffield, though, it seems they’ve been doing things a little differently. The University’s Forge Press claim that uni students spend 15 times more money on sex toys than their Sheffield Hallam brothers and sisters. York doesn’t appear to have similar stats, alas.

So, the work-related stressing goes on in York, but at least we can take some comfort in that we’re not as bad off as Oxford - where student paper Cherwell has revealed that finalists exams are being undermined by an outbreak of mumps. Grim.

Jump in the lake.

Drink 60 pints between the team at Woodstock.

The Efe’s challenge - 16” pizza in under half an hour.

Streak from V-Bar to The Courtyard.

Get a photo with the Vice-Chancellor.

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Pull someone from every college.

8.

Go to five lectures in a day in fancy dress.

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Have sex in the library.

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Convince a lecturer to do a shot with you.

Kiss a porter on the lips.

A GROUP of York finalists have found a new way to fill their time with the end of their degrees fast approaching: a series of challenges designed to encompass student life at the University of York.

A Facebook page entitled “York Finalist Bucket List” has released an array of challenges to be completed by students in teams of between four and seven members of the same sex.

There are a total of over 70 challenges for students to complete before Big D on Thursday Week 10, ranging from the difficult to the bizarre.

Many centre around locations at the University and in the city of York - including drinking a crate of beer or cider whilst aboard a homemade raft on the campus lake, and rolling down Clifford’s Tower in your underwear.

The list of challenges encompasses drinking, eating, ‘activities’, pulling and sex.

Third-year Economics student Bertie Baker-Smith told Vision: “I can’t wait to get my exams out of the way and get started.

“I mean, who doesn’t fancy running around campus trying to drink a pint in every bar in the space of an hour?”

SEX, BOOZE AND FOOD CHALLENGES SET UP FOR FINAL YEAR STUDENTS

COLLEGES BACK DISABILITIES EVENTS Disabled freshers to be offered college based meet and greets

DISABLED STUDENTS Officer Thomas Ron has announced plans for a September meet and greet for disabled freshers arriving at the University.

During Freshers’ Week, the initiative presents an opportunity for every disabled student across the colleges to attend a series of exclusive events for those with disabilities, and aims to give them a chance to make some useful contacts for their time at York.

Following talks with the Disabled Students Network it was decided that rather than a University centralised event a college-based event would be more effective.

In addition, Thomas Ron wants to ensure that every college has a STYC who is responsible for the disabled freshers in their college.

The aim is to provide a close support network for those that need it from those that may understand their issues more.

The new proposals have seen support from all colleges, except Vanbrugh. Joshua Treacy, Vanbrugh Chair, told Vision: “As a JCRC, we provide and facilitate a wide range of social events, with which we aim to cater for the needs and wants of all our students.

“On top of this, we are working on developing a welfare program to cater for any specific welfare issues, of which ‘disabilities and access’ is a big focus. We felt this was the best approach possible for our college.”

The success of the initial proposals has been well received by Ron, who told Vision: “I am very happy that so many colleges have agreed to hold these events and I think it will make a positive dif-

ference in the lives of disabled students and make them feel more welcome upon arrival at the University.

“Some students might have a

problem with voicing their concerns but if they see other people in the same boat, they will be more inclined to speak out at any problems and issues they have.”

Photo: Jack Western

Thomas Ron: Delighted at the response from colleges to his proposals

YORK VISION

NEWS

Tuesday May 21, 2013

YORK VISION EXCLUSIVE

“I’VE BEEN TESTED”

Over 9000 animals experimented on at York last year OVER 9000 living animals have been subjected to animal experimentation at the University of York in the last calendar year, according to data acquired by Vision.

This figure comprises 8989 mice and 111 frogs, all of which have been used in experiments conducted by the Biology or Psychology departments.

In 2011 the figure was in excess of 10,000, with 9928 mice, 234 rats, 138 frogs and 30 starlings being used in experiments carried out on the University’s premises.

As of May 13 2013, there were 2160 animals held on the University’s premises, although that figure fluctuates on a daily basis.

Third-year Biology student Tom Merriman told Vision: “Obviously it’s a topic that splits opinion pretty strongly, but if York wants to remain a world leader in Biology research, then working with the very animals it studies is an unfortunate necessity to further our knowledge and understanding.”

Indeed animal experimentation is a controversial issue, arousing mixed reactions from differ-

ent people. Third-year Chemistry student Aidan Pilgrim remarked: “It’s a necessary part of testing for many areas, and it has led to a lot of medical advances,” whilst second-year Economics student Chris Butterworth added: “experimenting on animals for life saving drugs is okay, as long as the animals are treated well while they’re alive.”

In contrast, a third-year Economics student, who asked to remain anonymous, told Vision: “In my opinion animal experimentation is cruel and inhumane, despite its potential benefits. We wouldn’t conduct such tests on humans, so why on animals?”

However York’s figures pale into insignificance when compared to those of rival institutions such as Kings College London who used 108,923 animals in experiments in 2011, with creatures as diverse as guinea pigs, zebrafish and marmosets tested upon. Oxford University surpassed this figure by conducting experiments upon 149,476 mice and thousands more other creatures in the same year.

University of York spokesman David Garner cited the University’s statement on the use of animals in research which reads:

“The University of York carries out world-class research, some of which requires the use of animals.

However, studies involving animals form only a part of an overall programme of work alongside techniques such as cell and tissue culture, molecular biology, computer modelling and the study of samples from humans.

“The use of appropriate animal species allows researchers at York to make a vital contribution to the understanding of fundamental physiological and psychological processes, which ultimately ena-

bles ways to be devised to combat medical (including mental) disorders and transmissible diseases.

“The University is committed to the replacement of animals with alternative methods wherever possible, the use of the minimum numbers of animals required to meet the objectives of the study, and the refinement of procedures so as to maximise animal welfare.

“The purpose is to make certain that the research carried out on animals is conducted humanely, and only when there is no alternative.”

SNOWBALLIN’ PARTY ALL LIGHT Largest ever volunteering project West “incredibly happy” with launch

THE UNIVERSITY has embarked upon its largest volunteering project ever, Project Snowball, which aims to raise £63,000 for the refurbishment of the local scout retreat.

The funds will be used to renovate and refurbish the Snowball Plantation Activity Centre in Stockton on the Forest this June, which is the current home of the University’s flagship volunteering project, Kids Camp. These Kids Camps run three times a year, each providing 14 children with a much needed break thanks to the support of student volunteers.

“The Kids’ Camps that we run every year make a lasting difference to the lives of both to the children who attend and the student volunteers who give up their time to make it happen,” Student Activities Officer Chris West told Vision.

“Snowball Plantation has been a fantastic home for us, so it’ll be great to be able to give something back, and extend the range of ac-

tivities on offer there.”

The project was successfully launched on Monday May 13, and since then the Facebook page has received over 400 likes.

West added: “We are incredibly happy with the way the launch went. The response has been really positive so far, with hundreds of Facebook likes, plenty of sign-ups for volunteers, and lots of word of mouth hype. I am very much looking forward to the delivery of the project in Week 8.”

The completion of the project will result in an extension of the facilities on offer at Snowball Plantation Activity Centre, including additions such as an archery range, traversing wall and rifle range.

Existing facilities will also be repaired and refurbished, as the 17acre community centre will be converted into a facility where young people can develop and spend time away from home.

YUSU President Kallum Taylor told Vision: “We need members of the local community to get involved to help make this project a reality.”

Celebration of Retreat Lane lighting Further lighting improvents to follow

THE WOMEN’S Committee and other members of YUSU held a gathering last Friday (May 17) to mark the installation of lights into Retreat Lane.

The lights, which are solarpowered, were installed last term after a long held dispute over responsibility of the lane. The event was attended by members of the Women’s Network, Welfare Officer Bob Hughes and Councillor David Levene.

The Women’s Officers, Josie Field and Saskia Papadakis, told Vision that, “we are extremely happy to finally see progress on the lighting issues the women’s network have been campaigning on for years.” They particularly congratulated “last year’s women’s officers Cat Wayland and Nell Beecham’s liasing with David Levene.”

Councillor Levene, who was also part of the celebration, has hinted that there are plans for further campaigns towards increased lighting. He said: “I know there

are still concerns about some areas, and next up I’ll be working on improving lighting on Walmgate Stray.”

It is not clear how this will be achieved, but the route, which runs between Wentworth and Fulford, is a popular way on and off campus.

Levene did add that he would “welcome any help from YUSU, the University and others.”

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SPY IN THE CAMP WILL THE real Special K please stand up? As YUSU President, you might think that Kallum Taylor would be a fairly recognisable face around campus, but in recent weeks, SITC has seen an imposter pop up around campus.

The worry for our esteemed President - the imposter is better than him. This hipster KalTay has traded in the trademark scarf for a leather jacket, and he lifts too. Bit of news about that scarf by the way - it’s rumoured that Taylor uses it to hide a second face on his neck, and that this face speaks with an even more scouse accent. At this time, SITC can neither confirm or deny these rumours however.

Anyway, this harder, better, faster, stronger version of our President appears to have riled up the original - Taylor was spotted by several people jogging furiously up University Road last week, hood up, cheeks puffed out in true Rocky fashion.

In other news, the rest of us plebs who don’t spend our days swanning around watching cat videos in the YUSU Office have been crammed up in the library all term, and it appears that one student has found a slightly unsavoury way of keeping himself amused.

A video emerged on Facebook of one student who was either so bored or perhaps so excited by his work that he couldn’t quite contain himself.

Anyway, he was caught on camera partaking in what has become fondly known as ‘procrasturbation’ - personally, SITC is not sure who it’s more disturbed by, the culprit or the person that filmed the whole thing.

Staying with the library, and a better known face around campus, who we will affectionately refer to as Squash, got Spotted last week. It wasn’t just an innocent comment either - he was pretty much invited over by his admirer, only for poor old Squash to chicken out at the last minute and return to his Pepsi and desk of solitude.

Squash, incidentally, has been receiving a fair bit of attention this week - we can reveal that just the other day he was described as “an oasis of calm within the sea of Grindr.” SITC can only assume that they were referring to those beautiful blue pools that are his eyes...

Finally for this week, perhaps the most notorious fresher this University has ever seen, who we shall call The Naked Chef, went on a bit of a drunken rampage at the weekend. This resulted in TNC falling asleep on his floor surrounded by feathers, but don’t worry, SITC is 50% sure that no ducks were harmed in the making of this story.

YORK VISION

COMMENT

Tuesday May 21, 2013

COMMENT JOSHUA TREACY VANBRUGH CHAIR

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www.yorkvision.co.uk/comment comment@yorkvision.co.uk

THE BIG OPINIONS

Unpaid internships are illegal as every employee must be paid at least minimum wage. It should be as simple as that. Yet currently, for far too many students, this is the only way to spark off the career that they deserve. The current market for jobs makes it essential to put yourself through the gauntlet that is an unpaid internship; working full-time for an organisation that has no obligation to you, without any financial support. It’s easy to argue that, through this decision to boycott, the University is limiting our employment options. This short-sighted view labels unpaid internships as a ‘necessary evil’ in the difficult struggle for employment. In reality though it’s businesses out in the ‘real world’ who have been limiting our potential, taking advantage of us, using desperate students as a pool of free labour. The University has made the essential and brave move to both protect its current students whilst helping to sway the national discussion back in our favour.

HUSSEIN KESVANI THIRD YEAR POLITICS STUDENT

It’s true that internships are vital to anyone wishing to pursue competitive careers. Working for free has almost become a normalised expectation for many of us. That’s all well and good if you happen to live in London or have access to outside help. But if internships and work experience are a means of social mobility, this arrangement effectively bars around 85% of students without such luxuries. By advertising such unpaid internships, our careers service effectively becomes a platform in which commercial organisations can extract free labour. Moreover, by refusing to advertise unpaid positions, the University is taking a principled stand in support of its students. Sure, working for the company is important, but part of the experience of employment should involve some form of a salary. The move ultimately presents a message that our labour during the time we work has a value, and it should be acknowledged in the same way as any employee.

ARE YOU PLEASED THAT THE UNIVERSITY HAS BOYCOTTED UNPAID INTERNSHIPS? KALLUM TAYLOR YUSU PRESIDENT

I completely support this move by the University. This isn’t to say that I don’t acknowledge the supposed drawbacks – but that’s exactly what they are: ‘supposed’ drawbacks. With grad prospects being desperate enough, any opening in the job market could be portrayed as an opening worth having. I’m not denying the fact that many people, including York alumni, could have been lucky, or made the most of their opportunity, to then make it into gainful employment. Some would also say that it’s not the University’s place to limit the exposure given to these openings. However, this is the crux of the issue. If the University cares about the future of its students and their successes, because it’s both right and it has much to gain from successful and well placed alumni - then it shouldn’t do its bit to prop up this system. Unpaid internships are essentially a modern form of slave labour which prey on young people scrambling for a chance. Good work deserves the dignity of recognition, in pay and in formal acknowledgement.

SARAH CATTLE FORMER VISION EDITOR

I think it’s definitely a bold and interesting decision by the University, and certainly a move in the right direction. The choice doesn’t directly tackle the financial problems unpaid internships pose, but rather acts as a gesture of defiance to them. Internships, much like a university degree, have become a necessary step for many into graduate employment, and finding a paid one is a rare bonus. But unfortunately for as long as these placements are seen as necessary, and most are unpaid, it is less useful for the University to not advertise them, especially considering how many will be valuable opportunities. It also seems a contradictory and somewhat hypocritical decision after announcing six grants to fund students in need of support to undertake four weeks of unpaid work experience during the summer holidays. Nevertheless, it is an important recognition of the discriminatory nature of unpaid internships and I am pleased that the University of York is aware of the problem.

CONSUMED BY GUILT

THE DHAKA FACTORY COLLAPSE WAS NOT JUST THE FAULT OF THE OWNER

OLYMPIA SHIPLEY

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he search for bodies was called off just over a week ago. There are over 1100 people, mostly women, dead.

The eight-storey garment factory collapsed on the 24th April, the owners having apparently already received warnings about the safety of the building. There have been eight arrests, including the factory owner, yet it is unfair to say that there were no other guilty parties in the case.

You might argue that we are not responsible for the working conditions of people so far away. If governments will not reform these systems, or are happy to trade with multinationals on the basis of exploitation, then who are we to get involved? The answer is this: we are responsible because we, ourselves, are the consumer.

What is worse, we are hypocritical consumers. The idea of buying ethically gives us all a little kick when we reach for the “free from animal testing” bath bomb from Lush. But we fail to see the hypocrisies in our own wardrobe. The idea that we source goods fairly all the time is a lie, and the assumption that multinationals will do it for us if we don’t ask is ridiculous.

The fact is we simply know very little about where our garments actually come from. Take a simple test. Look into your wardrobe and pick a random garment, then ask: Where is it from? I took the test, and the following countries came up: China, India, Romania, Vietnam, Bangladesh, Cambodia, Turkey and Egypt.

Currently, the majority of us receive information on product history passively; if seen, it is given to us rather than searched for. That needs to change I am not going to marginalise the above eight countries as users of slave labour.

That’s not the point. The point is simply that I don’t know what their policies are.

Even more importantly, I don’t know what companies are paying the workers there. In the majority of the clothes I own there is a striking lack of initiative by retailers to inform me of their origins. If I’m a cynic, then surely that’s a stain on my character for not caring to look as much as an indictment on the retailer. Too often we see ourselves as detached from what we buy.

I am not here to preach, or to sit here and call your actions wrong. I am guilty too.

The fact is we know little, if anything, about the rather opaque supply chain from which those companies source their clothes. I, like most people, have spent most of my time not looking, or not wanting to look.

We can’t take all of the blame though, for who can actually trace back their whole wardrobe? The nature of multinational retailers selling large numbers of the same product makes it difficult for a customer to trace them back to the original factory. Indeed companies often farm out production to unaccountable third parties. This does not mean, however, that we, the consumer, must stay inactive.

There have been reforms made in light of the disaster in Bangladesh already. The Bangladeshi government have promised to relax trade union laws for garment workers, and have announced a plan to raise the minimum wage. Fashion chains such as Primark and H&M have signed an agreement to help ensure safety in the factories they work with in the country. But does it seem fair that we should just accept these as the only steps of progress? What happened is a culmination of years of neglect and unless further steps are taken it will happen again.

Nobel Peace Prize Winner Muhammad Yunus argued that we should collectively work together to create an international

minimum wage. For him, the removal of industries is wrong because “There is no sense in them leaving a country that has benefited a great deal” and “could have continuing rapid … economic and social progress.” He advocates, instead, a further acceleration in reforms to improve pay and working conditions.

The nature of multinational retailers selling large numbers of the same product makes it difficult for a customer to trace them back to the original factory What can we, the consumer, do? If we adopt Yunus’ argument, then we need to accelerate ethical buying. We certainly need to be informed. Currently, the majority of us receive information on product history passively. That needs to change. Consumers need to demand a right to know. It is easy to look at a label and see a country, but we really need to know whether the people making these garments are paid fairly, treated respectfully and working in safe conditions.

You are responsible too. Its about time you started asking.

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THE VOICE OF

YORK VISION

It’s time for some perspective.

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ith this “FemSoc” story that has been playing out across campus, York has been the centre of national attention and it’s safe to say, we haven’t covered ourselves in glory.

You’ll notice that the stories in student (and wider) media that attract the most attention invariably concern themselves with the ‘ism’s - racism, sexism, fascism - and feminism clearly isn’t the exception to the rule. You can predict the tedious inevitability of the arguments that surround each one almost to the second of each outraged backlash. Why “FemSoc” should have garnered such attention then, deserves looking at.

As much as we at Vision would like to claim that it was because everyone involved behaved with the consideration and compassion that is expected of intelligent, emotionally literate and articulate students, it’s simply not the case. What began as a normal society ratification process grew into a polarising and heated argument, where everybody involved suddenly and simultaneously forgot their sense of proportion.

The problem with campus life is that it really is a carbon-reinforced bubble, and social media does nothing to help disprove that. Rather than reminding us that the wider world exists, the internet only serves to make our own world smaller. For several weeks it was impossible to log onto Facebook or Twitter, without being bombarded by images of fresh-faced students by Central Hall holding a whiteboard earnestly declaring their belief one way or another, or by lengthy contentious arguments with increasingly furious hashtags. Suddenly, because of all of this saturation, in our perceptions it became this incredibly polarising issue, with more violent and hate-filled language aimed towards specific individuals and movements. Neither side was safe from the hatemail and abuse that was slung from the comforting safety of our laptops.

The problem of anonymity-fuelled hate speech is, of course, a national one, but it’s worth taking a step back and thinking about how much more ridiculous this anger is when it happens on such a small scale. Think about it. This is York. Chances are, you probably know someone who has a seminar with the object of your animosity, and you definitely have mutual friends on Facebook. The distance between you and the subject of your petty online comments is not that far at all, and the chances of bumping into them in Costcutter are much higher than with Samantha Brick.

University is supposed to be about broadening your intellectual horizons, instead of childish jibes at the people who disagree with you, why not try talking reasonably with them - you might just learn something.

YORK VISION

Tuesday May 21, 2012

DOES YORK NEED A MEN’S RIGHTS SOCIETY? TOM A-C

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YES

@TommyGunAC

f I have learnt one thing at university so far, York is the UK’s number one breeding ground for feminists. Lest we forget that everything men do is sexist, remember that I am as guilty of it as much as the next man - only the other day I went to Kuda with only my male friends, and you know what that means... we must be sexist!

The feminists are taking over campus. I cannot even get to my lectures without seeing a Pankhurst-wannabe diving in front of Campus Horse in protest of female oppression. Luckily for them, like almost everyone else on campus, even the horse is over the York University feminist scene.

I mean, what about the images we’ve seen plastered around of people looking self-righteous, holding a bloody whiteboard with reasons why we need feminism? We get it, we need it, but we already have it. What we don’t have, is a men’s equivalent. If I held up a sign saying we need Men’s Society, how long do you think it would be before I was thrown into the lake?

Nobody is safe from the wrath of feminism; even YUSU officers seem unable to hide from the vast beast. It seems that unless they agree completely to what the York feminist leaders want, they attract a feminist lynchmob.

Germaine Greer once said “revolution is the festival of the oppressed” and fair play, I do love festivals. Amazing bands, easy to get drugs and easier to get girls, what is there not to like? Seriously though, Greer does make a valid point.

We must remember who are the oppressed here at York, not the women but the men. If we do not act upon this now, there will be no stopping them. Men will be exiled from campus, forced to sit exams out in the rain and unable to vote in YUSU elections let alone stand. This is why we need a Men’s Rights Society.

Obviously, this is all hyperbolized. Men are not the oppressed, on campus or anywhere in the world for that matter. This doesn’t meant that we don’t need a place where men can meet and promote brotherly friendships.

A Men’s Rights Society would be much like a fraternity house in America, only with less of the Jocks bullying first years into doing their laundry and drinking urine. Instead it’d be more about a place where men can feel safe to discuss football manager while belching and rating women.

I, being a feminist myself, want equality for both sexes. If women can have their society to discuss whatever they discuss, men should also have one and that is all.

HELENA HORTON

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NO

@HelenasHead

am sure that a large amount of you know that I think that women and men are not equal in our society.

Our society instills something in us called the ‘gender binary’. This means that unfair expectations are foisted onto both genders- for example women are seen as gentle childbearers whose opinions can’t be taken seriously in boardrooms and politics, and men are strong macho types who aren’t allowed to cry.

What is often not talked about is that this gender binary works both ways. Feminism is trying to smash this gender binary and make the genders equal.

Suicide, for example, has a clear gender bias. It is the single biggest killer of young men in England and Wales, far outstripping the deaths from road accidents and assault combined.

Our rigid gender binary has lead to an expectation of men to be strong, to not cry or voice feelings of anxiety or depression.

Men feel that they have to suffer in silence.

Men are targeted by sexist advertising. Adverts directed towards men promote danger, violence and that it is fine to be callous about women and sex.

We often hear about damaging adverts towards women, making them feel bad about their bodies, but not about the impossible

idea of a macho, muscular man portrayed by adverts. Probably partly because men are taught to stay silent about all of their issues, including their body image.

We don’t want men to stay silent anymore. We don’t want this sort of gender bias in our society. We want to work together to change this. Sadly, having a reactionary Men’s Rights society, which was created as a joke solely to derail the Feminist cause at York, doesn’t help this.

It alienates where FemSoc tries to include. Feminism has a bad reputation here at York. We need men to join in to voice their experiences of the oppressive gender binary so that we can help fight for and with them. Feminism, despite the name, isn’t just a women’s movement.

We can’t exclude almost half of the University’s population.

Feminism has a place for men, and we want to hear their voices.

MenSoc isn’t the place for thisFeminism is a long-established and rather powerful movement but some facets of this need to change. In order to be a truly gender equalizing movement, we need to include men, and therefore change the perception of Feminism in the male community. So, don’t form MenSoc, come and make your voices heard at “FemSoc”!

DAVID CAM-WRONG

THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY IS OUT OF CONTROL AND THE COALITION IS IN DANGER

MICHAEL COOPER

@MichaelCooper09

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avid Cameron has lost control of his party. He is being undermined left, right and centre by everyone from backbenchers to ex-cabinet ministers. The government’s inability to put forward a coherent position on the EU is destroying Cameron’s credibility not only both here and abroad, but, most importantly, within his own party. His never-ending battle to appease backbench Euro-sceptics has been blown completely out of proportion, as they have now put forward a motion to vote against their own Queen’s Speech; no strong, competent leader would ever let this happen.

Cameron’s real issue is that he does not inspire anything in anyone. The problem with the post-Thatcher Conservative party is the ferocious differences in opinion between those on the left of the party and those on the right, which often causes them to pick leaders who do not stand for anything. You can be certain that this would have never happened under Thatcher – as a leader who definitely had a strong ideological position, she would not let her backbenchers dictate policy in the way Cameron does. Cameron is what they settled for, he is a compromise, and this is why he is unable to hold his party together now

that the going is getting tough.

This is not the first time his own party has changed his plans – Lord’s Reform was blocked by his backbenchers, which in turn caused the Liberal Democrats to block boundary changes. If these problems persist, it cannot be long before a leadership contest occurs – it seems Philip Hammond and Michael Gove are already sharpening their knives, as both have said that they would vote to leave the EU if a referendum was held tomorrow, putting them both in the good books of Euro-sceptics in case a leadership contest does indeed rear its head.

Cameron is lucky that Nick Clegg is not putting up more of a fight So what should Cameron do? If he lets his backbenchers pull the Tories further to the right, Cameron knows they are likely to lose the centre ground and alienate the supporters of New Labour that helped the Tories win seats in 2010. However, there is growing concern that if they fail to talk tough on Europe, then UKIP will destroy all hopes of a Tory majority in 2015. He needs to think tactically.

If a referendum was held now, then it would certainly take wind out of Nigel Farage’s sails, but then again it could do more damage

than good - as Cameron intended to use the promise of a referendum as leverage to win in 2015. On top of all this he also has ex-Conservative leader hopeful David Davies accusing him of being out of touch now Cameron has appointed more old Etonians to his inner circle. Cameron is lucky that Nick Clegg is not putting up more of a fight, then the Prime Minister really would be out of friends.

Things are not looking good for the Prime Minister, with growing concerns about this current government’s economic plan. Unless you vote Tory out of principle, then there is hardly any reason to vote for them at all. The only reason I believe that Cameron has any reason to feel hopeful, is that Ed Miliband really has not taken advantage of Cameron’s incompetence to build a platform on which Labour could successfully win in 2015. Cameron is extremely lucky that someone is not capitalising on his inability to hold his party together and successfully realise his dreams for Britain.

The Conservative vote has been on a downwards trend for over eighty years. If UKIP really do break through as a serious political party perhaps whatever the Tories do is irrelevant; the public have for a while been growing tired of this out of touch party of public school boys who do not know the price of milk. I cannot see how they can win in 2015, short of bringing in an equivalent to Nigel Farage: some lovable buffoon who is more of a clown than a politician, it is not like they have anyone like that anyway - is it?

YORK VISION

COMMENT

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ABORTING JUSTICE

Tuesday May 21, 2013

DANI FARSIANI

T

Patrick Greenfield

I don’t want to be ethically tested anymore

OF MICE AND MEN WE MUST THINK ABOUT ANIMAL TESTING CAREFULLY AND NOT CRITICISE IT ARBITRARILY POPPY DANBY

@PoppyDanby

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love my dog as much as the next person, in fact, maybe more. But if it came to a choice between saving my dog’s life, or saving a family member or friend’s, the decision would be easy.

What does this have to do with anything, you may ask? Let me explain.

The University of York has released information on their stance regarding animal testing, stating that the experiments held in the departments of Biology and Psychology are justified as long as statutory controls and codes of practice are observed. On top of this, the government insists that testing is only permissible if the “expected benefits outweigh any possible adverse effects.”

At present, the University is in possession of 2160 live animals and last year carried out experiments on 9100 mice The problem is, animals can’t speak; they’re cute, vulnerable, and even if we don’t have a pet, it’s become acceptable to spend hours watching them online who hasn’t turned to Procatinator in this dark term of exam despair? That’s why, last year, when Cardiff University sewed kittens’ eyes shut in the hope of finding a cure for lazy eyes, there was such uproar. Would we even have heard about it if the experiment involved less lovable creatures such as the naked mole rat?

With such great emotive power, lead-

ing to inevitable knee jerk outrage, it’s easy to forget that the outcome of these endeavours is unimaginably positive, developing cures for terrible diseases that otherwise would not be possible. Of course, the ethics and practises of each experiment must always be evaluated on their individual merits, but the fact is, we, as humans, have a lot more in common with fellow animals than any kind of computer.

Although the animals used in such tests may not directly give us the solution to such diseases as HIV and cancer, they do provide fundamental groundwork that future research and development can build upon to potentially one day give us a cure.

At present, the University is in possession of 2160 live animals and last year carried out experiments on 9100 mice and frogs. This seems like a huge number, however compared to other universities it pales into insignificance. For example The University of Oxford last year carried out tests on 150000 badgers alone.

As stated in the University’s online declaration, “the University supports the principle of the three R’s – that those involved in animal research should aim at Replacing, Refining and Reducing the use of animals for research purposes.”

And as they figures show it has proven itself to stand by these principles in comparison to other Universities.

Obviously animal testing isn’t the ideal and there are laudable steps being made to move away from it. However as a vivisectionist from Imperial College noted: “society faces increasingly complex health issues and research cannot be mired by only using currently unreliable alternatives (such as stem cells).” So, until a truly viable alternative becomes available, animal testing is not so much a case of choice but a necessity.

It’s also important to reflect upon what we have already gained from ani-

mal research. Without such experiments we would not have vaccinations for illnesses such as chicken pox, cholera and polio. In addition, animals were also used in discovering insulin, chemotherapy and artificial hearts, amongst other things.

With this in mind the moral dilemma appears to be: by not testing on animals, are we not endangering the human race?

This is by no means to say that I am condoning all animal testing. In the case of cosmetics and beauty products, the use of animals is inherently vain and unjustified - a new brand of makeup isn’t going to save your life, no matter how much better you think you’d feel by using it.

A new brand of makeup isn’t going to save your life, no matter how much better you think you’d feel by using it If, as the regulations make clear, the potential benefits of the testing do not outweigh the damage caused, there is no way of justifying experiments on animals. How can a new heart and a chance of life be validly compared with the development of a new lipstick?

However in the case of animal testing we should not automatically condemn it universally, we should view each case on its merits.

It’s undeniable that there are many moral and ethical complications to take into account, but at this moment we can’t have it all. We can’t produce cures for terrible illnesses like cancer without repercussions of any kind, and we can’t forget what animal testing has given us this far.

he horrifying discovery of the kidnapped women Michelle Knight, Amanda Berry and Gina DeJesus in Cleveland, Ohio has caused an unlikely twist in America’s abortion debate. Ariel Castro, the captor, imprisoned the three women in his home for over ten years but two weeks ago they dramatically escaped after neighbours noticed a disturbance.

What’s more, Castro is accused of repeatedly beating and raping the women to induce abortions over the decade. Legal tensions have arisen surrounding the question as to whether one can categorically prove that Castro did cause the miscarriages. If proven, his current charges would be upgraded to murder, but oddly, the homicide charges depend on an unlikely breakthrough in America’s abortion debate.

We have heard it all before. Some argue that the moment of conception is when a new life is born and from this stage foetuses should be considered as human. Others will claim that life begins later on and consequently, a young foetus cannot be considered human. The application of the latter, however, makes for uncomfortable reading when applied to

If a baby killer cannot be convicted of his crimes because of humanity’s longest running ontological debate then the USA is not living up to its proclamations of liberty and freedom Castro’s actions.

Are we really comfortable with the argument that asserts Castro’s innocence on the grounds that the brutally aborted foetuses were not actually humans? Sure, he is likely to spend the rest of his life in jail, but the nature of his charges is important for justice in the long run.

Castro continually beat and raped the three women, with Miss Knight being reported to have had five miscarriages during her imprisonment. He prevented any visitors from entering further than his kitchen and always had music playing to mask any possible sounds to ensure his secret was never revealed. His astute calculation makes the case even more chilling as he was fully aware of the sins of his actions. Castro must face trial for multiple counts of homicide and if found guilty, should be considered for the death penalty notwithstanding the ongoing the complexities of America’s abortion debate.

America, as the world’s most powerful country, has a huge influence over contemporary definitions of freedom. It claims to be a bastion of liberty; a nation where justice is practised every day. If a baby killer cannot be convicted for his crimes because of humanity’s longest running ontological debate, then the USA is not living up to its proclamations of liberty and freedom. Castro’s actions should not be used as a political football- it is a matter of justice.

As a state that still uses the death penalty, Ohio executed three prisoners last year - more than any other state outside Texas, Arizona and Oklahoma.

But Castro’s own brother would prefer his sibling to “rot in jail”, describing him as “a monster” and arguing that death is the easy way out. So, what should be his punishment?

That’s a question for the US judicial system but the politics of America’s ideological abortion debate must not form the basis of his sentence, whatever it may be.

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lcohol abuse. It’s not just for “lads” you know. It’s also for would be tortured artist types who like to think there a sort of latter day Jack Kerouac. I put myself firmly in the latter category.

Although, I’m also willing to entertain I may also be terminally self-involved or frankly just a bit of an obnoxious tosser with barely functioning social skills.

I have previously been of the view that alcohol was an enabler of sorts. I felt that it could make me cooler, braver, funnier, sexier, more interesting and hell, probably taller and better at football as well. Is any of this true? I don’t know, I can’t remember much these days to be honest with you.

When I first started going to music festivals I realized something rather strange happened. After a couple of days of near constant boozing a kind of mid-level drunkenness became an acclimatized new normal of sorts. Now, if any of you out there have, like me, noticed that University has caused a certain hardening of the system against the effects of alcohol, perhaps a similar thing is occurring? Maybe we are all drunk almost all of the time, and we just don’t notice, it would certainly explain a hell of a lot.

Of course, even if that were true, many of us would still find ourselves in the position of being fully drunk in a situation which does not require it. After all, any old schmuck can get splatto on a night out, but what of the final frontier, doing normal, fairly banal day to day activities with half a bottle of Captain Morgan’s happily coursing through your bloodstream, that’s a whole different box of porcupines isn’t it?

Now I’m a man who more or less exists on the boundaries of social convention as it is, spending far too many 6ams watching Netflix or periodically going for a smoke around Derwent College, so I have a few anecdotes in this regard, here are my findings... Being drunk at a societal by-election: excellent (landslide victory, thank you very much), being drunk and doing your ironing: utterly, utterly disastrous.

As a general piece of advice, I would also suggest not getting your taxi driver to stop outside the library bridge at 2am, climb the embankment, shimmy up a drainpipe, go into the library, find some poor man in a corner of JB Morrell and ask him what he’s reading, whilst drunk either.

Ultimately I suppose what all this comes down to is that alcohol is the ultimate experimental variable. It’s an ever exciting punchline to the age old question of “what would happen if…” as in “what would happen if we went to a lecture, drunk?” or “What would happen if you throw a potato at me and I hit it with this frying pan, drunk?” It provides a certain sort of spice to life, and ultimately that’s partially what University is for, getting the chance to act out all those bizarre ideas you have. For many people, alcohol is a key player in this, and who am I to say otherwise. Just don’t try and do your ironing, I’m serious about that one.

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DISABLED ONLY SOCIALS IN FRESHERS’ WEEK ARE A TERRIBLE IDEA

JAMES SCOTT

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homas Ron’s proposal for socials solely for disabled students, primarily targeted at freshers, comes from the right place but I feel it is hopelessly misguided. While I am sure we would all welcome improved awareness of disability issues and improvements to the disability provisions at the University of York, I believe most students do not want to define themselves by their ‘disability’; a label that is both arbitrary and incredibly diverse.

As someone who has suffered from a relatively minor form of dyspraxia, the tangible effects of which are terrible handwriting and a complete inability to play sport, I guess I would fall under the ‘disability’ label- at least in the official sense. Indeed, the University has arranged support sessions, extra time and a laptop to use in exams to help me overcome the condition. Organising the help was a doddle compared to the bureaucratic nightmare that is the state education system.

While I can see some merit in Ron’s idea from an informational and experience sharing standpoint, I would not ever consider going to these events. Despite information about the University’s support provisions being patchy and very much ‘do it yourself ’, I simply would not attend.

Throughout my academic life I have

been dogged by the ‘learning difficulties’ label. My handwriting has always been a problem but at secondary school and college it became a real issue, as it became obvious that examiners would not be able to read what I had written. Queue endless meetings with incompetent bureaucrats who treated me with suspicion, and infinite assessments in which I had to repeatedly prove my condition. Things reached a low point at college when, farcically, the invigilator did not realise I was supposed to be doing the exam on the computer.

The point I am trying to make is that I have been afflicted by the ‘disabled’ label all my life and frankly, I cannot stand it.

I have never defined myself by my condition and outside of an educational context, I have barely thought about it, it was always the dysfunctional system that did that. University has been a paradise in comparison to my experiences with the secondary school because for the first time, I have barely had to think about my problems.

I think I had one serious conversation about it in my first year with another student who turned out to also be dyspraxic; we never mentioned it again and neither she nor I define ourselves by the condition.

The weakness in Ron’s plan is that it assumes ‘the disabled’ to be a homogenous entity that define themselves as such, and express immediate solidarity with others who fall under this unhelpful adjective.

The problem is that this is not the case; disability is an immensely diverse and completely heterogeneous phenomenon that encompasses a huge spectrum of vary-

ing physical and mental conditions with hugely diverse needs and experiences.

The assumption that people who fall under what is ultimately an arbitrary label, and are likely to find solidarity with those individuals who also do, is patronising.

It ignores our endlessly diverse backgrounds, experiences, interests and personalities; in essence, it reduces individuals to a base level which says nothing about us as humans.

I am as likely to find common ground with someone called James than another person with dyspraxia, considering the proven effect names have on our personalities and life chances.

What concerns me most with Ron’s scheme is that it is primarily targeted at first years. When we first arrive at University we often choose to cling onto the closest display of friendship in order to avoid the social awkwardness of freshers’ week. In most cases it’s our nearest neighbour. However, if Ron’s idea was to take off, disabled students may find themselves increasingly clinging onto each other. There’s nothing intrinsically wrong with this, but there is a danger of alienation from the rest of the student community and a significant loss of social opportunities for those ‘disabled’ students.

Finally and most importantly, these socials are likely to be rubbish. There is nothing more uncomfortable than going to a social with a bunch of people you don’t know and have little in common with; tenuous conversation and awkward silences are almost certain to follow.

A CRISIS OF MASCULINITY IT IS TIME FOR MEN TO TALK ABOUT THEIR EMOTIONS

PATRICK GREENFIELD @GreenFPA

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spent part of last Tuesday evening listening to a panel of representatives from LGBTQ and Women’s Group hysterically condemn 50 Shades of Grey for its crimes against the communities they represent. Apart from being poorly written, the novel apparently glorifies sexual violence and normalises a patently abusive relationship to its oversized readership. I was surprised it annoyed me so much. As a man who self identifies as a feminist, why did I not agree with my enlightened associates?

Naturally, my thoughts wondered back to counting how many attractive women I wasn’t going to speak to that evening, but after reading about Britain’s “crisis of masculinity” the next day, I decided to confront the issue properly.

Labour MP Dianne Abbott claims that British men exist in a culture of “hypermasculinity” dominated by “pornified ideals” that fuel misogyny and homophobia. She asserts that the father has been sidelined in a society where men are more likely to kill themselves, become homeless and fail educationally than their female counterparts. Abbott stresses that the UK’s “Viagra and Jack Daniels culture” must be tackled.

Dianne Abbot and the speakers at the soul crushing “Sexposé” are both missing something quite simple- an understanding of men and masculinity.

There are many reasons why men do not typically speak about their emotions, some of which are so dark and depressing that they will probably never enter mainstream discourse. Our capacity for horrendous violence, sexual deviance and emotional illiteracy is well documented. So, if we really want to talk about masculinity, we must begin with these topics if a frank conversation is truly desired.

This is an issue that permeates every class- one only needs to follow the rugby ‘lads’ around Ziggys for fifteen minutes for a posher view of the problem Masculinity is a constant struggle and I am not sure men have any understanding of what motivates the condition. Reconciling a progressive mindset with the urge to punch my housemate in the face when he is chewing too loudly is certainly a challenge.

Sometimes, I inexplicably lose the ability to listen to what a pretty girl is actually saying or despite my heterosexuality, I become overwhelmed by the urge to kiss a male stranger. It is a mystery.

For some men it is often easier not to wrestle with the delightful daemon that is masculinity, tell a disgusting joke, watch

videos of dead eyed Czech women earning sustenance and interchange the word ‘gay’ with rubbish. Why? It is hard to say but it is definitely not a question to which women know the answer.

While I agree that men must begin to open up and talk about male issues both publicly and privately, the conversation must remain uninfluenced by feminist caricatures of masculinity and take place in a guilt-free arena. The debate will not prove successful if it is started by a middle-aged woman who identifies as “card-carrying feminist.”

Rightly or wrongly, the majority of men are simply not listening, nagging won’t get us anywhere.

Back to Britain’s “Viagra and Jack Daniels culture.” British men are undoubtedly still dominated by the ideal of the omnipotent alpha male but the dark side of masculinity is not going away. However much Labour tries to connect this predicament with the emasculation of unemployment and economic collapse, this is an issue that permeates every class, one only needs to follow the rugby ‘lads’ around Ziggys for fifteen minutes for a posher view of the problem.

The ‘feminist’ cries of Britain’s comfortable middle class women are stopping men from confronting their own issues properly. We know how disgusting we can be, there is a reason why some of the most horrifying parts of Lolita and Clockwork Orange are funny.

Substantive change will only come from men. Ultimately, repeatedly being told how awful our gender can be is not conducive to decent debate, and will only further isolate British men.

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JOE COOPER and FIONA WOOLLETT investigate the potential pitfalls of the internships everyone wants to bag...

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sk a student what they will be doing over the summer, and most will reply “an internship, if I can get one.”

The fear of falling graduate employment levels can be seen in the frantic search for experience, often unpaid, undertaken by many current students at university. But how many fully consider the implications of what they are signing up for?

As if our own understanding of the scant job prospects we face isn’t enough, the constant reminders of how important it is not to waste a summer applies further pressure. Parents and teaching staff constantly emphasise the need to be proactive. It may be true that future employers do look for relevant experience and that some schemes can be invaluable. However it’s also true that others can be exploitative, immoral, and even illegal.

Due to the fact that young people are so keen to gain ‘relevant experience’, companies are able to get away with saving money on often menial tasks that would otherwise require a fully remunerated employee. It is estimated that around 100,000 young people work as unpaid interns each year.

Aside from the fact that individuals are routinely being exploited for the profit of moneydriven companies, the world of unpaid internships perpetuates the social divides that plague British society. One of the primary reasons for this is that the vast majority of internships are based in London; combined with the fact that so many are unpaid, the obstacles for those from less fortunate financial and geographical backgrounds can prove insurmountable.

equates to massive, corporations profiting from the exploitation of students, who are desperate to do something they love.

Further to being heinously exploitative, an alarming amount of unpaid internships offered by many firms are simply illegal.

Internaware.org seek to bring to light such abuses by employers.

Their campaign states that “under employment law, people who work set hours, do set tasks and contribute value to an organisation are ‘workers’ and are entitled to the minimum wage.”

Companies that offer to pay interns’ expenses should also by law pay substantially more. Even if students are willing and able to work for free, they should not give up their right to be paid fairly for the work that they do. If government, universities and students forced companies to obey employment laws, it would go some way to eliminating grossly unfair financial restrictions.

Of course, the benefits to be gained from internships can be very important to students’ development. Experience in the field you want to be part of can be enjoyable as well as valuable. The issue of employment rights is a complicated one, and it goes without saying that many schemes and companies obey them. It is also important to remember however that the nature of placements differs massively.

For those lucky enough to find themselves shadowing a experienced professional, internships can give an invaluable insight into the industry. In such a situation it’s likely that the intern is gaining more from the experience than the company.

Ultimately it is important to

An alarming amount of unpaid internships offered by many firms are simply illegal.

This automatically makes securing placements, and quite possibly employment, far more difficult for those who have to support themselves. For example living costs in London can often exceed £1000 a month. Evidently, this prevents talented individuals from acquiring the experience they will need to further their career prospects.

One industry synonymous with unpaid work is fashion.

Such is the demand for jobs that many will jump at the chance to act as free labour. Essentially this

know what your signing up for. Director of the University of York’s careers department Liz Smith states, that the “main concern of careers is to ensure that students fully understand what is being offered to them by all employers.”

They also welcome any concerns or complaints from students who feel they have been exploited or badly mistreated.

As long as these systems are in place and working efficiently, and students themselves are aware of their rights, then unpaid internships need not be an issue. Sadly,

Students are increasingly willing to work for no pay though, too many are willing to put themselves in a position in which they can be exploited and too few know what they are entitled to from potential employers just for the sake of saying they did an internship.

An example of the need to consider the experience you are signing up for is the case of Southwestern Advantage, an American company who recruit on campus at York. Company employees collect students’ details, offering the chance to travel and make money over the summer. They seek students to work as door-to-door salespeople in the USA, selling educational books, software and online learning programmes. One group of students were not alone in being approached in Vanbrugh dining hall by Charlie Parkin, a sales manager in Southwestern’s graduate programme.

Until recently Southwestern did not advertise themselves as a internship at all, but rather as a less formal “chance to work in America” programme. As the internship craze took off Southwestern took the opportunity to jump on the bandwagon, formalising their programme into what they label as an internship.

The internship itself offers no salary and no contribution towards flights and it is for this reason that the Students’ Union at Durham, along with other UK universities, have in the past refused to welcome or endorse Southwestern’s summer programme.

However due to the nature of the work there is an opportunity for participants to make money.

The student is sold the products

by Southwestern at wholesale price and sells them for a profit to households. There is no upfront cost for the products and any unsold products can be returned to the company for full credit.

Through running their own business, the company claims the average income of a first year salesperson is over $9,000. But this is not guaranteed and the company itself, along with previous participants, admit the programme is arduous and not for everyone.

Simon Kreienbaum, a York student who took part in the company’s ‘internship’ last summer, and intends to return again this year in a recruitment and leadership role, told of his positive experience with Southwestern. He did, though, concede that it was “the hardest thing I had ever done,” and admits that the success of the experience may be down to the individuals on both sides.

“I don’t think I want to recruit tonnes of people,” he told Vision.

“You have to take care of people throughout the summer, I want to make sure everyone has a good experience. I have heard stories of people who recruit like twenty people in their first year as a student manager – and lots of them went home because it wasn’t for them. Clearly its harder for you to make sure everyone has a good time if you have to take care of twenty people rather than three or five.”

He does, though, explain that the selection process does a good job of educating students as to what they should expect from the scheme. Applicants must attend multiple information sessions and

daily follow-up interviews before committing to join Southwestern.

The company also suggests that one of the key benefits to their programme is an award winning sales training school before the summer where students are introduced to key success principles and transferable life skills. Southwestern say that they recognise the investment that students make when applying to work abroad for the summer and in return they too make a significant investment in each participant before the summer begins. Southwestern estimate that the cost of preparing overseas participants for the summer programme amounts to in excess of $500 per student.

On average, though, the company profits regardless of what the participant gains from the programme. In a broader sense, the same can be said for unpaid internships in the UK. Whether an intern has a good experience or not, companies big and small benefit from the unpaid labour.

What does all of this mean for York students? Concerning Southwestern, Liz Smith states that the University “would not wish to deny these students access to understanding this opportunity.” She added that they were satisfied with the safeguards in place to ensure that students are treated properly by Southwestern and other companies seeking to recruit from the University.

Although York has rescinded its support for unpaid internships, it is of utmost importance that students remain informed, and vigilant against the risks involved in unpaid internships.

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BREAKING ST

JOANNA BARROW talks to the President of Alpha

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don’t know about you, but when someone mentions the word fraternity, a group of devout, celibate young men is not the first image that springs to mind. For us in Britain, we’re flooded with images of privileged white men at Ivy League universities drinking away their degrees at parties with the ubiquitous red and blue Solo cups, but in America, something different is happening. In February this year, America’s first Muslim Fraternity was established at the University of Texas; I spoke to Ali Mahmoud, the President of Alpha Lambda Mu (or Alif Laam Meem) to find out all about it.

Seeking clarification first, due to my woeful lack of knowledge about the actual function of fraternities, Ali explained to me that, “The primary purpose of a fraternity is to unite these men as brothers under a specific cause, whether it be social, for business, or for honours.” However, the reputation of fraternities changed in the 20th century, when fraternities became known for “excessive drinking, partying and hazing,” referring to the now notorious practice of rituals that abuse or humiliate pledges (people seeking to join a fraternity or sorority). Ali thinks that this image, along with “a sense of belonging and connections to professionals,” is the reason that young men typically join fraternities.

So, if the idea of a fraternity is so negatively charged, I wondered what prompted his decision to establish a Muslim fraternity. Apparently, it all started out as a joke. According to Ali: “Many Muslims are almost afraid of the word ‘fraternity’ because of the stereotypes that come along with it that contradict

Islam. Muslims aren’t supposed to drink, or have illicit relations before marriage, for example, so coming up with the idea of a Muslim fraternity seemed heretical.” As they developed the idea, they began to realise that they were institutionalising a solution to a problem in the Muslim male college life, “we were filling a void.” They understood that many Muslim men felt that they either had to compromise their social life in order to live by the values of Islam, or compromise the values of Islam in order to have a social life. Ali believed a balance was achievable, and that was the path the establishment of Alpha Lambda Mu was trying to pave.

environment.” Ali believes that: “Muslims are supposed to bring benefit and prevent harm to everyone and anything. Not just Muslims.”

Alpha Lambda Mu has attracted some criticism for their appropriation of exclusivist ideals that were an oppressive mechanism in the past, and some would argue, continue to be today. One viral blogpost on tumblr (Cornell Muslim Dissents) was particularly vocal in its attack.

The author wondered why any “religious organization would strive to be modelled after a gendered institution with roots in white supremacy and elitism. I am all for Muslim unity and coalition, but we need to

The reputation of fraternities changed in the 20th century, where fraternities became known for “excessive drinking, partying and hazing” They created the fraternity, based on the principles of Islam “mercy, compassion, justice, integrity, honesty, unity, love, and sincerity” in order to prove that a modern Muslim college student could live as a dignified, respectable man and still have an organic college experience. However, Ali is aware of the challenge of this task; “It’s going to take knowledge, work, and dedication – all propelled by the force of brotherhood.” They hope that as a result of their fraternity, their members – “young, self-actualised Muslim men” will be servants to their families and every aspect of their greater community, “be it Muslims, non-Muslims, or even the

revolutionize what that looks like, rather than adopting discriminatory structures.” The author went on to question why ALM chose to become a male fraternity, rather than a gender inclusive one, believing that in its current form it “operates under misguided and sexist attitudes that the presence of women disturbs camaraderie.” He adds: “The issue of exclusivity within a religious setting is especially troubling since Islam preaches equality and inclusiveness. Admission into this organization requires one to be a “good” practicing Muslim and to fulfill arbitrary guidelines such as “refraining from partying, drinking and relationships.”

Members of Alpha Lambda Mu at an As a response, Ali says: “In order for us to craft this MuslimAmerican identity, we’re going to need to have a number of conversations along the way. It’s difficult to have this conversation when we’re constantly telling people what Islam isn’t instead of what it is due

to pre-emptive attacks with hidden agendas. I think it’s time to calm down and have intelligent, openminded conversations if we want to make any progress.”

Ali adds: “We’re taking what’s good from the fraternity model and leaving what’s bad.” They are leaving the culture of binge drinking and excessive partying, and the elitist mentality by choosing members based on that which is in their control. However, they want to embrace the brotherly bonds that the fraternity model creates and use that force to build men of integrity:

I’m a proud Ame I see no contradicti tles. Islam is my m guides every aspec also leaves room exper

The combination of Muslim faith and a Fraternity is entirely new

“We’re not looking for perfect Muslims. None of us are perfect.

We’re more concerned with sincerity. We would rather take a humble struggler who understands his faults and believes that he can overcome his challenges by joining the fraternity, than someone who is

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a Lambda Mu, the USA’s first Muslim Fraternity...

anti-domestic violence rally in Dallas too blinded by arrogance to see any room for self-improvement. We’re in this together. We’ll grow together, we’ll keep each other in check, and we’ll hopefully all come out as better people and better contributors to society.”

Reuters reports that there are 2.75 million Muslims living in the United States, and that 63 per cent were born outside of the country.

The role of Islam in America is a notoriously divisive subject to some; in the wake of the Boston bombings, one hashtag trend stood out on Twitter that summed up a

erican Muslim, and ion of those two timoral compass that ct of my life, but it m for our cultural riences gut emotional response to the disaster: #IHopeItsNotAMuslim. AntiIslamic sentiment was everywhere on social and traditional media even before any information was known about the perpetrator of the attack. Fox News leapt to demand that all Islamic students from coun-

tries around the world should be prevented from studying in America, with Bob Beckel declaring: “We know now. There has been enough research done. The bottom line: In the Muslim communities around the world, they do not like us. They recruit people from poor areas and they try to turn them into terrorists.”

Perhaps unsurprisingly given the predictable response of the right-wing media, the Islamic community was at the forefront of the response to the Boston attack, with Alpha Lamba Mu among those fund-raising for the victims. Islam is often unfairly represented in the press, and the fraternity’s actions don’t fit the traditional narrative that is imposed upon Muslim youth.

In such a seemingly hostile environment that so often situates Muslims and Americans as oppositional others, I asked Ali whether he thought that Alpha Lambda Mu was a step towards the further integration of Muslims into America: “Absolutely not.” He went on to explain: “We say that because we cannot integrate or assimilate into a society that we’re already a part of.” He couldn’t explain in such a short time the “rich and untold story of Muslim history in America,” but illustrated it with his own story.

“I personally grew in Plano, Texas.

I went to public school, I loved

Dragon Ball Z and Spongebob, I played Xbox Live all the time with my friends who weren’t Muslim, and I regrettably ate too much fast food. I’m a proud American Muslim, and I see no contradiction of those two titles. Islam is my moral compass that guides every aspect of my life, but it also leaves room for our cultural experiences.”

With that in mind, I wondered whether an exclusively Islamic environment was an appropriate experience for young Muslims who would inevitably have to live in a predominantly non-Muslim environment upon graduation. “We’re hoping to avoid a sheltered experience for that reason exactly. We want our members to be contributors to society. Yes, we will have our sessions that are private, but everyone needs private moments of selfreflection and self-evaluation to improve.” Their goal is to learn in private, but then go out and spread good, either collectively or individually, in as many ways as possible.

Something that Ali speaks particularly eloquently on is the interesting position of being a Muslim in modern America. I had asked him whether he considered his fraternity to be a modern or a traditional organisation, to which he responded: “One of the beautiful things about Islam is that it is a religion that is meant to fit different times and different places. It worked in 7th century Arabia, but it also worked in 8th century Spain.

Yes, there are core values that do not change regardless of where the religion is established, but there is room for flexibility. An exciting challenge we have as young Muslims in the United States is figuring out how Islam fits in 21st century

America. We can only do this with a strong understanding of the religious tradition and a strong understanding of the cultural reality of our day. The synthesis of the two is indeed Islam itself, and lacking in either understanding calls for recalibration. The goal is balance.”

What initially drew my attention to Alpha Lambda Mu was a photo of its members protesting Domestic Violence, holding signs that proclaimed “Muslims Say No to Domestic Violence” and “Muslims Say Yes to Women’s Rights” at the Men’s Rally Against Domestic Violence in Dallas in March.

a Muslim fraternity to establish itself, but Ali was quick to assure me otherwise: “The amount of love we’ve been getting from all around the world has been extremely heart-warming. It definitely eclipses the negativity that Muslims have received and gives us hope for a brighter future of tolerance, understanding, peace, and love for each other.”

I left the conversation with a strange sense of hope about the future of Alpha Lambda Mu and Islam as a whole in America. It is obviously a country with a lot of internal fractures, but it seems

An exciting challenge we have as young Muslims in the United States is figuring out how Islam fits in 21st century America.

With so few Muslim role models in modern America and western popular culture, I asked whether they felt pressured to be representative of all young Muslims in America. “We definitely do feel the pressure with all of the attention we’ve been getting, and we pray that we can live up to our goals and represent Islam and young Muslims in America as best as possible.

However, we’re confident that if we maintain our vision and simply try our best to contribute to our society, our actions will speak for themselves.”

I was curious to find out how they’d been received in their wider community, Texas – to the uninitiated – seems like an odd place for

like the accusations that have been placed against Alpha Lambda Mu are ill-thought out.

They are attempting to balance a difficult line between a secular national identity, and their religious beliefs, and with identity crises fast becoming a feature of the modern teenager, creating a safe environment for Muslims to hold onto their beliefs without becoming ostracised from the wider community seems like a positive solution to a difficult dilemma. As Ali himself said: “We hope that after all is said and done, we will have a strong group of guys who will stand up for social justice, for the needy, and for their societies just as the religion calls them to do.”

Islamophobia has been a growing issue in the US since 9/11

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REACHING NEW HEIGHTS GEORGE HESSELGREN speaks to Ed Farrelly about what he has learned from his adventure experiences...

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d, or Teddy as he is usually called, might have been recognised for his love of sporting garishly coloured trousers while on campus last year, or being one of the main energies behind Caledonian Society’s roaring social scene. The second year Environmental Geography student though is far more than meets the eye. I talked to him on a completely different subject matter to life on campus: his incredible background of adventure and climbing.

Teddy arrived at York in October 2011 off the back of a seemingly extraordinary gap year that took him all across the world, from catastrophe to record breaking achievements, from Mongolia to Argentina.

It all kicked off for Teddy aged 10 with competitive rock climbing, encouraged by his father, which soon evolved into trips to the Alps and Snowdonia - and by the time he was 16 he already had his sights set on climbing Everest. A-Levels came and went and the fresh faced boy from Surrey entered his gap year (not even sure on his university future) with only one thing on his mind; to push himself harder than he had ever done before.

A gruelling six month programme took him between working for sponsorship, from Kyrgyzstan to Nepal and finishing up

in Argentina in early 2011.

“I truly learned what hard work was, it was a baptism of fire,” Ed said on Kyrgyzstan. He was thrown in at the deep end with no support but relished the experience. Three months later he was to become the youngest person, aged 18, to summit Baruntse in Nepal at 7,100 metres. This was a crucial stepping stone in terms of gathering sponsorship, and creating a unique selling point for his ‘profile.’

The culmination of this six months hard work was the challenge of South America’s highest mountain, Aconcagua at just shy of 7000 metres. Yet, despite successfully summiting the peak, the trip ended in tragedy. A member of the team passed away with fatal swelling of the brain due to the conditions at 6,500 metres on the way down, in the middle of a storm with temperatures below -40 as the sun was setting. In and amongst the rescue attempt, to add to the woe, Teddy contracted frostbite.

“You know these things can happen, but you always think they won’t happen to you,” Teddy mused on the ordeal. “It was really tough, especially at aged only 18. If you’re inexperienced in that situation you can risk the lives of others.” He spent over a week in a public Argentinian hospital, not

even able to shower himself due to his injuries. Reflecting on what had happened, he said: “The experience totally changed my opinion of mountains, I was naïve before.”

Coming home running on empty both physically and mentally and a little disillusioned by the whole experience, Everest was now off the cards for the immediate future. Surprisingly his outlook in this regard wasn’t as downbeat as expected. “I realised I didn’t want to be doing Everest anyway, rather something more challenging and less clichéd.”

“People will come and say ‘oh, you climb mountains. Are you doing Everest?’ and I didn’t want that out of my climbing.” Instead he pointed out that there are far more interesting peaks to be climb out there, remarking: “One should really have a reason for climbing certain places.”

The reminder of his year out was taken up with the Mongol Rally. “It was the culmination of an amazing year,” he explained.

Again, he learned from the experience. “It showed me how much of the world there is to see out there.

‘Maybe we care too much about the wrong things in life like cars and clothes; life can be so fickle. I saw at least three fatal car crashes happen on the way to Mongolia and a totally different side to the world.”

Teddy, now on what seems to be an extended or indefinite sabbatical from university life has been working full time in London for a recruitment company as of March 2013, and when I spoke to him he was keenly trying to stress the lessons he learned through his adventuring.

He applied for his current job obviously without a completed university degree, yet it was seemingly that “extraordinary experiences replaced my degree in that regard. I’ve got a weird CV, it’s all about mountaineering.” Nevertheless, he passionately believes that the skills he has learned through various exploits over the last three years have stood him in good stead.

Half way up Khan Tengri - Kyrgyzstan in 2012 cel Outdoors show, which proved crucial in the race to raise the necessary funding.

An innate maturity was also fostered apparently. “I was more mature on my gap year,” he reminisced. “I kind of regressed in that respect when I came to York. I found a lot of university life very unfulfilling.

“Life isn’t all just about academics, it’s important to know what’s on the other side.

“You see people who go straight from school to university and they have never seen anything else.” It is hard to disagree. It’s debatable whether university prepares students for the pressure, pace and rigours of everyday life thrust

Maybe we care too much about the wrong things in life, like cars and clothes; life can be so fickle

Teddy on the front of adventure magazine Adventure 52

“There is so much to be said for self-confidence,” Teddy adds.

“What university degree gives you the ability to sell yourself and have common sense?” Amidst the physical aspects of his hobby, he honed skills that aren’t easily picked up, but that are so valued in modern life.

Public speaking and communications are now attributes he uses on a daily basis, and these were developed through completing various events such as the Ex-

upon us after graduation.

Does university prepare us enough for the outside world? “To an extent, probably not,’ Teddy pondered. So what does Teddy make of taking gap years, either before or after university life? “I think they’re a really good idea,” he explained. “They provide a level of independence that is hard to grasp otherwise.” That can be coupled with the fact that many people develop themselves personally, as a result of their expe-

riences during their gap year. For many, a year out provides the last significant period of time away from continuous work and education until retirement.

Our chat moved on to the idea of how his climbing had made life ‘less daunting’ for him, with the transition to the real world completed smoothly. “Finding something different is important from both an aspect of employability and, probably more importantly, to deal with the obstacles life will hurl at you,” he replied.

So what does the future hold for this intrepid young explorer?

A trip to Ama Dablam in Nepal has been lined up for 2014. Apparently one of the most technical commercial peaks out there, Teddy would hope, if all goes to plan, to become the youngest person to paraglide off the 6,812 metre summit. Again, this for him doesn’t represent a ‘celebrity-style’ climb, but a way to fulfil his favourite pastime in a low key manner.

“I saw Ama Dablam while I was in Nepal back in 2010 and thought to myself ‘I want to climb you’ so that’s what I’m going to do,” added Teddy. One has to admire the determination of this young man, and experiences to date can provide important lessons in the way we approach life.

“There is more to life than doing something crappy,” Teddy triumphantly claimed, and it’s hard to disagree with someone, who has truly made the most of life.

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Page 20 - Met Muses Page 22 - Kealey’s Campus Confessions Page 23 - How to Survive Exams Page 24 - Breaks on a Budget

RETURN OF THE

This year’s Met Ball saw the unashamed and overwhelming return of PUNK fashion. YORK VISION picks some key high street pieces based on the looks worn by Hollywood’s hottest A-Listers.

Necklace, Urban Outiftters £18

For a softer look, try lace with a material like leather.

The different textures create a striking look that fits in with all the catwalk trends

Black Leather Jacket With Leather Tone Studs, Rokit £120

Think ‘Punk’, think sharp.

The key to this look is defined, structured edges, along with bold colour combinations.

Aberdeen Leather Biking Boots, Asos £65

BEST BUY Striped Chap Leggings, Nasty Gal £33.49

Red and Black Check Buckle Kilt Skirt, New Look £17.99

Cara Delevingne wears Burberry at the 2013 Met Ball

Dress by Motel, Topshop £64

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Rachel Thompson looks at the Met’s Designer and Muse collaborations

The 2013 Met Ball once again heralded an arDecked in Armani Privé, Julia Roberts was escorted by the designer himself - Giorgio Armani - to the 2008 Met Gala. She arrived at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala in a beaded dress which compliments her bohemian style leather bracelet.

McQueen’s flamboyant and luxurious hallmarks became synonymous with the real-life style of the woman we knew best as clothes horse Carrie Bradshaw. This was apparent the instant they arrived together on the Met Ball red carpet in matching tartan in 2006.

The intriguing, symbiotic relationship of fashion’s most iconic pairing of Kate Moss and Marc Jacobs. Jacobs has clearly been inspired by Moss— whether he’s designing a collection based on Moss’s personal style; the most memorable being his fantastic, “grunge” line for Perry Ellis. While he admits Moss’s personal style has influenced his collections, he claims he finds her strong personality, her “life and and spirit” far more fascinating:

Peacocks Pearl Lowe Satin Dress £75.

ray of designer creations and collaborations. This year it was the union of Azealia Banks and Alexander Wang that caught everyone’s attention. Over the years the met ball has witnessed some of the most prestigious designer dates from matching McQueen tartan to the fun match of Emma Stone, in a mini red skater sparkling dress, and Alber Elbaz (Lanvin). These pairings not only look fabulous, they inspire collections on and off the catwalk. Here we will look at some of the best designer and muse collaborations over the last seven years.

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"A unique ingredient of the Model-Muse relationship: perfection in imperfection."

- Marc Jacobs

Dorothy Perkins Champagne Sequin Dress £60.

We expect spectacles at the prestigious Metropolitan Museum of Arts Costume Institute Gala, but 2011 saw Gossip Girl star Blake Lively accompanied by Karl Lagerfeld from renowned designer house Chanel.

Lively had been a long time muse for Karl Lagerfeld; he called her “kind of an American dream girl”. So it was no surprise that they went as dates to the 2011 Met Gala.

The union of Azealia Banks and Alexander Wang came after Banks provided the music for his spring 2012 campaign. The pair also collaborated for his T Fall 2012 video MID. He gushed that “she exudes a certain rawness that makes her a very unique talent.” He wanted to associate with this raw quality in his collection.

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often wish I could believe in God. It’s impossible to write about religion and not have folks on both sides of the Christian fence wielding their moral pitchforks and pointing the finger of outrage at your stupid blasphemous / blindly immoral face; but hear me out, and then of course, wield away.

If just for a moment we take out the scarier bits of religion (the rules, damnations and the bits about the burning), there is actually something super mint going on in this faith business. It must be lovely to wake up in the morning and believe that you will be unconditionally loved in this life and the next. That must lend a calming wholeness to the otherwise pantsfillingly awful experience of life.

Imagine an existence in which one can quickly shrug off any disaster with a chuckle at God’s plan. “Ah yes, I did fall under a bus and lose both legs on my way to hand in my dissertation, which I consequently failed. And yes, I was electrocuted in the Harry Fairhurst whilst photocopying a book. But everything happens for a reason and God has a plan for me.” It must be wonderful.

And I wish I had that.

In lieu of a friendly hand to pat me on the head and tell me I’m loved, I’ve decided the only way to find inner calm is success, and human love. The problem with human love is it sometimes decides it prefers someone with bigger boobs, and goes off with them. And the problem with success is my own spanking mediocrity. Right now aged 19-23 at University we haven’t failed yet.

At this moment, we can do almost anything. I could decide I want to be a politician, and you never know, I could be PM (may need to edit some old articles). Or I could cross my fingers, wiggle my toes and relentlessly tweet Caitlin Moran until she gives me a secret potion and lets me transform into her/ becomes my friend and tells me how to crack the business whilst we plait oneanother’s hair. You could discover something/make something/build a business and be billionaires/cure cancer. Or discover an enormous pair of breasts under your bed and become Kim Kardashian. You never know! We’re young! We could stumble into success!

But in a few years time we won’t be so young. And what happens if we don’t make it? What if all the hundreds of budding playwrights I know go off and fart their way into pffffffffffft? What if we become the sad old men in the barn crying over their guitars and blaming their parents? And then we die. I don’t really have a point. I just wanted to wallow as I sit staring at the Minster, wishing myself into a faith in which I’m loved for just... being. You see those ten fingers? Grown in God’s image.

That’s right. SIGH. Oh well. Never mind. I should probably spend more time not failing my degree now. And possibly hug someone.

Tuesday May 21, 2013

- BLIND DATE -

A distinct musk of EXPECTATION, FEAR and SEXUAL ENERGY descends over Vision this week... Affable young things Alex Ferguson, second year WDP student, and Sarah Dodds, second year Linguistics student attempt to find love...

Sarah on Alex

Alex on Sarah What were you hoping for?

A nice free meal and potentially a nice person. To be honest, I went for the food.

Lots of free food, that he wouldn’t be a serial killer.

First impressions?

Seemed confident, no awkwardness, we may have met before.

Cute, smiley and friendly. I thought he physically wasn’t my type.

What did you talk about?

Mutual friends, a lot of films. I’m struggling to remember.

There was definitely films and family and home. Favourite film performances. Hers is Christopher Waltz in Inglorious Basterds.

We talked about films. At points it went quite deep. I think the wine was flowing. I was pretty drunk.

Any awkward moments?

Surprisingly no. She kept the conversation going really well.

Could’ve been down to the wine.

What did you eat?

He wasn’t awkward or boring at all.

What did you eat?

I had the lobster Bisque. I didn’t know it was a soup I just heard Lobster and thought I’d milk Vision for all its worth. I also had a stuffed crab, which it turned out came cold. Our waitress was lovely.

I went for the most expensive thing, Antipasti and sirloin steak.

He didn’t like the crab.

Best thing?

At the risk or repeating myself, her interest in films.

It was nice talking to someone in such depth about one of my main interests in life.

Best thing?

I didn’t realise how many mutual connections we had. He was really endearing.

What did she wear?

She wore a black dress I believe. There was definitely a black top. I didn’t see what was beneath the table.

What did he wear?

I can’t remember. I think he looked smart.

The most interesting thing you learnt about Sarah?

The most interesting thing you learnt about Alex?

She is known as the Posh Geordie because she doesn’t have a Newcastle accent despite apparently being from there.

That he drops his knife every five minutes.

Did you go on anywhere?

No, but we walked home. I think I was a bit drunk.

I was going to go back for a smoke at his but I was a bit too drunk.

Did you kiss?

No.

No, but we had a lovely hug.

If you could change one thing about the evening, what would it be?

Either not get the stuffed crab or ask them to stick it in the microwave. It was nice, but weird that it was cold.

I would drink less wine. You don’t realise how drunk I was.

Do you think they’d make a good lover?

You can’t ask that Milo!(Sarah giggles, bites her lip and looks coyly towards the floor)

N/A

Marks out of 10?

For the amount of fun, at least a 9.

8.5. I had lots of fun.

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EXAM RELIEF

Exam procrastination to the Max. With exam season well underway, Vision attempts to set you free from revision and studying. Here are three ways to entertain yourself... from healthy smoothies and on-a-budget indulgent dining, to the perfect library hair and beauty.

Bradley Copper’s Super study smoothies It goes without saying that a good diet can go a long way when it comes to exam season.

It’s equally important that you get as much time as possible to revise though, Luckily, smoothies solve both these problems, being both quick and easy to prepare whilst providing you with all those essential vitamins and God-knows-whatelse that your mum keeps pestering you about. Here are some collegeinspired recipes you might indulge in over the revision period: The Alcuin: An Alcuin-red concoction of bananas, raspberries, and strawberries, this smoothie is enticingly simple.

The Derwent: Mix together bananas and blueberries for an unusually delicious and filling vitamin-packed burst.

The Goodricke: Apple and kiwi make

for a mixture of two fruits both rich in Vitamins C and K to make sure you don’t fall victim to illness over those big exams.

The Halifax: Blackberries, blueberries, and strawberries; your standard berry affair, add whatever else you can find for an easily-customisable beverage.

The James: If you don’t mind splashing out, buy some coconuts and a few passion fruits; if this isn’t to your taste, though, make it sweeter with a mango or an orange or two.

The Langwith: Mango, oranges, and pineapple; your classic tropical smoothie affair with which you can’t go wrong, absolutely crowded with Vitamin C. The Vanbrugh: The perfect summer smoothie: cherries, cranberries,and raspberries make for a fantastically quick revision boost.

Rachael Thompson’s 7 days of pick me ups Beat those revisions and exam week woes, with these obscure mood lifters. There is one for each day of the week and feel the weight of impending tests get just that tad lighter...

1. Listen to your favourite song very loudly.

2. Dance, alone!

3. Wear your favourite fancy outfit to a mundane event 4. Try a daring new food (WARNING avoid anything that could lead to food poisoning) 5. Do something that scares you just to prove that you can 6. Wear a novelty winter garment 7. Tell people that you love them And if all else fails, get on the first bus that arrives to an unknown destination.

We should all concentrate on what is inspiring in the world, for me these positive messages are all that get me through the rather ambitious revision timetable I made (as of Monday). If you are lacking some inspiration and find yourself joining Facebook rants, online university arguments or commenting willy nilly on student articles then I’d advise you checked out ‘WTF fun fact’. Not only are the images rather funny at times, they provide a serious motivational boost.

Who doesn’t want to see a kid dressed up as a superhero telling you that any dream is possible? Alternatively, try out this challenge of how to maintain a high

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Rach Jackson provides some pre exam beauty tips The end of third term exam period has to be one of the most dreaded times of the year. As effort towards revision, essays and presentations heightens, effort towards hair and beauty tends to lack…quite drastically. From experience study drives me into one place and one place only: homeless chic central. My hair becomes messy and thrown into a lopsided bun as soon as I wake up, makeup becomes nonexistent and my style…well, what style?? It’s very easy to tell when exams and revision is in full flow on campus when most girls walk around like they just got out of bed, donning leggings, Ugg boots and their boyfriend’s hoodies begging for summer to arrive. But not all is lost for us girls, there are ways to keep looking like you’ve put effort into your look without having to spend hours in front of the mirror!

Firstly, when it comes to make-up, not all is lost. Instead of rifling through your makeup bag for every product you need ranging from primer to eye lash extensions there are products out there that bring a half an hour process into a five minute on the go routine.

By partnering Maxfactors 3-in-1 primer, concealer and foundation with L’Oreal’s False Lash Architect mascara together, the skin complexion looks brighter and healthier next to lusciously long lashes without the effort!

With just a dab of blusher and a quick flick of liquid eye liner you can study without the fear of looking like Shrek’s long lost relative! In order for the rest of campus to not think you’ve just rolled out of bed (even if you have!) it’s time to control the lion’s mane without the use of straighteners, curl-

ers, wands or rollers…just a good old hairbrush and maybe a little hair spray!

For an easy updo look why not try a loose side bun. By letting your hair part itself naturally and teasing the crown, grab your hair into a ball at the side of your head and tie it twice. Pin any strays back and then pull at the roots to create volume (let your fringe or any shorter side pieces fall down to frame your face). If you’re wanting a fast way to control your hair without putting it up, try using bobby pins to maintain your hair during the day. By taking the first layer of your hair on both sides of your parting and teasing them underneath (or plaiting/ twirling for a neater style) pin your hair at the crown of your head; giving your hair a little volume and dynamic without the effort. Running over the rest of your hair with a straightener (if desired) can neaten your hair and enhance the “I promise I didn’t just wake up” look.

Let’s face it, exam season isn’t fun for anyone; but with a 5 minute gap you can make sure you have your head buried in a book in the library looking a little more elegant. I mean, let’s face it, with Spotted making every trip to the library more traumatic than ever before… none of us want to be noticed for the wrong reasons now, do we?

level of insanity (Clearly I am a sucker for revision procrastination that says it is improving your mental well being).

Get away from your computer desk, stop typing the irate comment and embrace a moderate and fun level of insanity:“Order a diet water at a restaurant and maintain a straight face” “When the money comes out of the ATM scream ‘I won! I won!’”

“In a chemist, go up to the till with a packet of condoms and ask where the fitting rooms are.”

As you walk into the exam hall; wearing your favourite outfit, novelty sweater, singing loudly and eating hedgehog, just remember that everyone is just as terrified as you if that doesn’t calm you down, imagine them all in their underwear!

Morenike Adebayo reviews the North-African themed resaturant, Tassili.

With the brightly-coloured aesthetics of Tassili, you could be forgiven for thinking that the owner has quite ostentatious tastes. Its odd-shaped windows and perky exterior is quite an exodus from other businesses along Fishergate, and indeed an unusual choice for York.

This is surely the reason it stands out.

Upon entering the restaurant and parting the soft curtains before me, the fragrant smell of incense that fills the air is the first delight upon the senses. The owner and chef-patron, Faris Boudjema, warmly greets my friend and me. Once we are seated, all conversation between us stops as there are a myriad of exquisite trinkets

that catch the eye. The glass-topped table with intricate carved metal patterns, the beautifully painted walls with contrasting curves, the heavy dipped curtains - all décor and furniture have been sourced from Algeria by Boudjema.

The ethos of many African cuisines is that of sharing several smaller meals between people. Instead of having one meal, one can sample small portions of many different foods to vary the palate. With this in mind, a mezze (selection small dishes) of hot and cold kemia (starters) was ordered - hummus, falafel, lamb merguez bourek and aubergine mashwiya. The food was artfully arranged all on one large dish

so that we could both have some of everything. The freshness of the food, all made in the restaurant, combined with the particular individuality of each dish made for an exceedingly tasty experience. We also shared a tagine dolma sardine - don’t panic, all foods are described in the menu - a mix of minced sardines, rice and spices stuffed into potatoes, peppers and courgettes. This is then slow-cooked in a spicy Mediterranean sauce within a ceramic glazed pot, which it is served in with a side of authentic-made couscous.

To end, we shared a teapot of spicy honey and lemon tea, made with fresh mint, rosewater and a secret blend of Algerian

tea, again all chosen by Boudjema, served in small, ornately decorated silver cups.

The warm, soothing sensation that spread throughout when drinking this tea was like no other tea I had drank before.

Boudjema’s sheer passion for his art, both culinary and interior design, is so palpable and so potent, your body and mind is instantly transported to warmer African climes without even leaving York.

For Mondays and Tuesdays, Tassili is offering a delicious new range of deals from its menu, specifically for students: 2 main meals, a dessert and hot tea for £30, 2 main meals and a bottle of wine for £30 or 5 mezze starters and a bottle of wine for £30.

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Tuesday May 21, 2013

Zoe Biles and Kathy Burke examine some good stress-free, guilt-free revision breaks...

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t’s that time of year again when exams are fast approaching, revision is taking too long, and summer still seems a distant dream.

But don’t despair- there is an antidote to all this! Grab your friends, boyfriend, girlfriend or Mum and just get out of here for a day. Studies even show that students who take a day off during revision can actually do better because they come back refreshed and ready to engage, and at these prices there is no reason at all to feel in the least bit guilty. Whether it’s a romantic day out for two, a break with the boys or just a relaxing trip with the girls you’re after, you’re sure to find something to suit you.

It is time to step away and get some good old perspective. Stress is destructive.

Inevitable, but destructive. We all know the feeling when you’re in the library for what seems like the hundredth hour and free-

dom seems like a distant dream. It is about time we acknowledge that taking it slightly easy on ourselves will not mean the end of the world as we know it. In fact, it always is the case that the people who understand this generally do better - or I should say, at least have a fewer number of mental breakdowns. We are a product of our environment, and when our environment is the stress filled, deafeningly quiet, unbearably hot library, filled to the brim with people similarly stressing uncontrollably, we see a nervous breakdown not too far away.

The truth is, this feeling of entrapment can be detrimental to your studies. The work is hard enough, without the added stress of feeling frustrated and imprisoned within a too-brightly-lit library. Environment is everything, having regular breaks for fresh air, stretching your legs. These may seem simple but are easily forgotten.

So, in this issue, Vision gives you a selection of short getaways that are close enough and cheap enough for you to not feel guilty about taking that deserved time away.

Those books are not going anywhere, so take some time to yourself or with someone else to remember that there is life outside the library, and that there is life outside exams. And when you return feeling relaxed and motivated to get back to work, you will be surprised at the difference in the quality of the work you are doing.

Give yourself a taster for the beautiful summer that is heading your way, provide that extra incentive for you to push on that bit longer with revision. Admittedly, Harrogate is hardly a fortnight on the beaches of Spain, but who knew that they are one of the few places in the world to share the pride of having a quaint Betty’s tea room on their land?

And with forecasts set for beautiful sunshine (well, as beautiful as we can expect from this country), why not make the most of it? It is a hard thought to think, when struggling to pick apart the most annoyingly oxymoronic argument known to man, that the life somehow keeps turning. Vision is here to tell you that university is too soon for grey hairs and sleepless nights. Take some time away on one of these breaks and set that fire, passion and love for your degree going again.

Guilt is not an issue, these breaks are set up to be short, sharp getaways, offering you a breath of fresh air rather than a round the world gap year. Yet it is true and hopeful to believe that breath could be what you need to keep climbing the steady but steep slope leading up to exams. It is about pace and taking the moments to remember that life goes on, always.

Ladies, it’s time to chill out. Harrogate is the ideal location to get away from all the stress of campus and spend the day having a much needed catch up. Harrogate is a picturesque town, with a river running through the centre lined with fairy-light speckled trees, perfect for a mid-morning ice cream or picnic for the super savers out there. There’s plenty to keep you occupied in Harrogate with dozens of well-known restaurant chains, shopping and a cinema.

For those of you inclined to a little more luxury, Harrogate is one of the only places in the world other than York with a quaint Betty’s Tea Room. However, if it’s a posh afternoon tea experience you’re after and Betty’s prices are too much to contemplate after four weeks of term which have left your student loan looking a little worse for wear, look no further than Sugar Therapy. This sweet independent café is sure to finish your day off in style.

Harrogate with the girlies

Train ticket price for a York to Harrogate return: £8.00. £5.30 with a 16-25 railcard.

When times are stressful, the only thing you need is a day out with your boyfriend or girlfriend to cheer you up and separate your relationship from the stresses of University. Scarborough is without a doubt the perfect place for a one day couples retreat. Start your day with a romantic stroll along the cliffs, beach, or to Scarborough’s beautiful ancient castle to work up an appetite for a delicious pub lunch, something Scarborough has to offer in abundance. Bryherstones Inn is a good place for a Sunday lunch in a truly traditional English pub. If it’s more fine dining you’re after, why not take a look at Trip Adviser’s number one restaurant CoGoni’s Ristorante for a glass of wine and some beautiful Italian cuisine. In the afternoon, you could finish off your day with a retreat into childhood at Scarborough’s Luna Fair, riding the Ferris wheel and meandering around the funfair. After all this, if you’re still not ready to say goodbye to the sea, then why not stay and watch the sunset from the beach?

Train ticket price for a York to Scarborough return: £17.90. £11.30 with a 16-25 railcard.

Scarborough with the boyfriend / girlfriend OK, so this isn’t strictly a day trip but is still an excursion worth considering if you need to blow off some steam. If you’re fed up with queuing for Revs and Tokyo, trying to squeeze onto the dance-floor in Kuda or tired of the cheesy music in Willow, it’s probably not because you’ve grown out of clubbing, but rather because you need a change of scenery. Leeds is the ideal destination for a big night out. The city is much bigger than York so it goes without saying that the nights out will offer more variety, and as students there is always a deal to be had. Bar Risa, Mission and well known Tiger Tiger are three of the more popular destinations for students, with cheap drinks and student nights. For those of you who prefer the Indie scene, try Faversham on a Saturday, The Cockpit on Friday, or Subculture. If there are any retro lovers out there, you should check out Rehab for their 80s night with 80s music and 80p drinks; what could possibly go wrong!

Lads night in Leeds

Train ticket price for a York to Leeds return: £12.30, £8.10 with a 16-25 railcard.

But beware! The last train back to York is at 2:16 am.

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COUNTING THE PENNIES TWELVE MONTHS ago if you had told Dom Hallas, Tom Day and their fellow Futsal players that they would currently be in the process of raising funds for a trip to Malaga, to compete in the European Universities’ Championships against some of the top sporting institutions in the continent, they would scarcely be able to believe you.

As the side embarked upon their preseason training camp, a sense of optimism was shared that they could enjoy a successful campaign, but the prospects of qualifying for such a prestigious tournament this summer was at best a distant dream. Yet the dream has become a reality, as a series of outstanding performances have elevated the side to the pinnacle of the sport at university level, as they have embarked upon a momentous journey over the course of the year, a journey that is yet to reach its end.

Tom Day’s side may have suffered an agonising defeat in the semi-final of the National Championships against Brighton 1sts, where they were only six seconds away from victory, but that does not detract from their magnificent achievements. As a sporting institution, York has a modest reputation at best, and it is a credit to everyone involved that the side have been capable of competing with sporting university heavyweights such as Loughborough, Durham and Bath. Such institutions possess better facilities, bigger budgets and internationally renowned sportsmen; yet York have matched them through determination, spirit and dedication to their sport. For that the side deserve all the applause and credit they receive, as over the past year they have

Photo: Jack Western

truly done their university proud.

With essay deadlines looming and exams hovering ominously, the attempts of the Futsal club to raise the necessary funds to continue their adventure may seem irrelevant to most of you, who have never watched, played or shown any interest in the sport. You may feel why should I bother handing over the last pennies of my student loan to a club, who are jetting off to sunnier climes on what on the surface may seem like a holiday with a bit of sport involved.

Well all I can say is that such preconceptions are misplaced and not vindicated; it may seem like a waste of your money in handing cash to people you’ve never met, but the value of their trip is much greater than it initially seems. By trekking to Malaga the side are representing their institution at the highest echelon of university sport, and taking the University onto a global stage. All of the hard work of the play-

ers, the coaching and the sporting staff at the University will be on show when the group show off their skills in sunny Spain.

They’re not only representing themselves, they’re playing on behalf of me, you and everyone else involved with this institution.

By representing York on the continent, the side are raising the profile of sport at the University, and this will in turn help to boost the reputation of the University in the future. This may only be a small step to establishing York as a major sporting institution, but it undoubtedly signifies progress, and combined with the recent construction of fantastic new facilities sends the right message out for the future. So when someone asks you if you’ll donate a pound or two to this cause, and you initially turn your nose up in disgust, then think again, look at the deeper value of your donation, and help the side continue their remarkable journey this year.

TO 3 OR NOT TO 3? THAT IS THE QUESTION TWO WEEKS in, and already the College Cup has sprung up excitement, controversy and discussion in equal measure. One of the major talking points has been over the composition of the Cup. It was decided that all 1sts, 2nds and 3rds teams from each of the eight colleges would automatically qualify for the group stages. This meant Langwith 3rds received a place, at the expense of 4ths teams, like Halifax 4ths (who played in last year’s competition). The knockouts have been expanded to incorporate 4ths and 5ths teams.

The results of the opening week did little to allay criticism, as Langwith 3rds were embarrassed 9-0 against James

2nds. Still, a 1-1 draw with Halifax 3rds last week suggested that they deserved their place in the competition after all.

The issue lies with the structure of college football. Langwith were far from the whipping boys of the college 3rds league this year. But in the College Cup, teams must name squads of 14 which have to be adhered to. Many 3rds teams have squads in the College Cup which are unrecognisable from those which competed in the 3rds league. Creating a system of qualification based on autumn and spring term results would be unfair because colleges often field teams far stronger than they would be able to in the College Cup; there are no rules to stop them from doing so.

For this reason, it is important that more strict rules on players should be brought in to college football. Crossovers between teams should be limited like they are in

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the College Cup. Bringing in rules would mean results more fairly reflect the footballing strengths of colleges, while also improving the continuity week-to-week and increasing inclusion in college football.

As a regular for Alcuin 3rds, I have seen our team develop over the last two years. Traditionally one of the weaker teams in college football, we were the only 3rds team to pick up a point against a non-3rds team in the first two weeks.

This all comes from the fact that the team we are fielding in the College Cup is almost identical to the one which turned out on a weekly basis in autumn and spring terms. Next year, it is an absolute must that crossovers between squads are restricted in these terms. It would legitimise the 3rds league, and improve the competitiveness of the College Cup.

“WHAT IS THE POINT OF COLLEGE SPORT?” ON ARRIVAL at the University I was told of the fierce sporting rivalry between colleges. This excited me and I couldn’t wait to get involved. Competition and rivalry was what I thrived on, and it made sport worthwhile and gave it a purpose.

However, what I have found from college sport so far in my first year at university has been massively disappointing. After throwing myself in at the deep end in college sport by becoming a sports rep for my college, getting involved in several different college sports and playing university sport, I have come to learn that people are simply disinterested in college sport.

I can’t say I disagree with people’s opinions, as the whole setup is simply lacking something.

But, I cannot see why people think college sport does not offer them anything. It is a great chance to get involved in your college, make friends and release the stresses of work without the pressures of university sport - while there is still a friendly rivalry involved.

Surrounding college sport is an attitude of “what’s the point?” There simply isn’t an excitement behind college sport. Teams are regularly lacking numbers with some not even showing up to compete, something which undermines the whole system.

The one day tournaments put on three times a term reflect this attitude. It’s only the colleges billed as sporting ones that turn up raring to go and ready to compete.

James, promoted as the sports college, regularly come prepared with a full team, along with Derwent who have developed a reputation for doing well in college sports over recent years.

College sport has disheartened me in my first year as I can see what opportunities it can bring. The football college cup has given me great hope: it has showed me what college sport should be all about. I have regularly nipped down to the JLD in past weeks and observed how exciting college sport can be. With supporters on the sidelines, there are not just football players but general supporters who have come down to watch and cheer on their college.

The atmosphere has created the sporting spirit which needs to be injected into the whole of college sport, with cheers at every goal and moans at all of the dodgy refereeing decisions. It is what live sport and college sport should be all about, and shows the potential of the college system.

26 SPORT YES/NO: WORTH THE MONEY? VISION DEBATES WHETHER THE NEW HESLINGTON EAST SPORTING INVESTMENTS WERE WORTH IT...

DAVE WASHINGTON

YES

THE FABULOUS new facilities on Heslington East may be under-used, overpriced and a trek to get to, but it is hard to argue they haven’t benefitted sport at York. The immediate return may not seem to vindicate the expenditure, but in the long term the value will become apparent.

The University has long been lacking in high quality sporting facilities, but the marvellous constructions on Heslington East have started to eradicate this problem. York still can’t compete with the leading sporting institutions such as Loughborough and Bath, but we do finally have facilities we can be proud of in the shape of the state-of-the-art swimming pool, gym and 3G surface.

All of these provide an excellent nucleus of sporting facilities, which can help to boost the sporting reputation of York. Current students have benefitted from the new facilities, and the investment can be linked to the improved performances by York teams. Furthermore the York Sport Village will serve to attract more top athletes, which will help the development of York sides in the future. In terms of preparing the University for the future, it is most certainly money well spent.

JACK BRADSHAW

NO

GASIM TRUDGED on into the unknown. He had lost his friends back on Heslington West and had been travelling for what seemed like hours.

Suddenly, a faint blob appeared in his line of sight through the shimmering heat. A sign of humanity! Unfortunately, this wasn’t Lawrence of Arabia; it was the York Sport Village.

At a distance of 53 miles from the main Heslington West campus, many have questioned the University’s decision to build the facility so far away. Indeed, the swimming pool is a masterful construction and has hosted inter-university competitions already this year.

But the 3G pitch resides in a bleaker, harsher climate and is horrendously exposed to the elements. It’s no surprise the venue has been overlooked for the two biggest sporting occasions this year – Roses and the College Cup – and has only hosted a few mediocre BUCS matches to date.

However, the greatest tragedy of all has been the £10 million cost – just think what the University could have bought instead. Around 50 million Freddo’s, a rocket launch pad for Central Hall and a high speed rail link between Heslington East and West. Now if that isn’t good investment, I don’t know what is.

YORK VISION Tuesday May 21, 2013

BIG INTERVIEW: JASON GARDENER TOM ARMSTON-CLARKE CLARKE SPEAKS TO BATH BULLET JASON GARDENER

I WENT to a school in Bath called Beechen Cliff; it is not famous for many things, certainly no prime ministers were educated there. One name that was always talked about, though, was Jason Gardener - or as he was sometimes referred to; the ‘Bath Bullet’. An old boy of the school he went on to win the fairytale gold medal at the Athens Olympic Games in the 4x 100m relay. During every sports day or athletics event his name was bounded around, with every boy in the school in the sprinting events on the field dreaming of becoming the next Gardener. I was fortunate enough to talk to the sporting inspiration and discuss his career - from injuries, regrets to bobsleighing.

Jason, now a motivational speaker for corporate businesses, spoke in such an eloquent and articulate fashion, with only a slight Bath twang occasionally sneaking through. From an early age Jason was running, and winning, with his athletics career starting in school. “It was in my primary school, when sports day came up and I won and suddenly realized I was quite good.”

He was more than good, and as the years progressed he improved and improved. Winning four gold medals and a silver in the European Indoor Championships, two bronzes and a gold at the World Indoor Championships, in addition to a bronze and silver at the World Outdoor Championships. Lest we forget a gold medal at the 2004 Olympics. None of this came without hard work, disappointment and dedication though. “I was spotted by a local coach and he encouraged me to join the club because all I was doing was school sport, I needed to develop my talent. I went to the All English Schools Finals as a fifteen year old and got annihilated. That was a turning point for me.”

People of all ages in all fields of work and sport will get knocked down, filled with disappointment and give up, but Jason could never be put into this category. Jason explained to me how a lot of people tend to give up when they experience disappointment or defeat.

“I had a burning desire to prove a point and to go back home to do better. I was devastated to find out I wasn’t that good on a national scale and I made that commitment to go back home to Bath to get myself in a better environment to change things.”

Jason was fortunate to have the opportunity to be trained by David Lease, an Olympic Coach who transformed his training routine.

The decision to be under David Lease’s supervision did cause some conflict for Jason at school however,

since David was the former head of sport at Beechen Cliff ’s arch rival.

Jason told me that the decision to specialize because he was focused and wanted to do well, was the best decision he ever made. Growing up, Jason was very typical of many children his age in that time, spending as much time out being active and playing sports: “I was very active, playing down the park until it got late, in the summer playing football, cricket, whatever it was.” He did, however, watch the 1984 Olympics and see the British hero Daley Thompson claim gold. “Thompson was a British hero, in early concepts of role models I guess it was him and I wanted to be like him.”

It was not long before he was awarded his first British International call up as an under-20 athlete at 17 years of age. From then on, he continued to win medals. He was successful indoor over 60 metres; winning five gold, one silver and two bronze medals over a nine-year period. It was in Japan in 1999 that he received a personal best for 60m with 6.46 seconds, and with this the nickname ‘Bath Bullet’ arose from the National papers.

Like any athlete, Jason picked up injures over the years, which at times ruined his chances to perform to his optimum level, or caused him to postpone training for months on end. “It (quitting) absolutely crossed my mind on numerous occasions, and when you are preparing for success in whatever you do in life, you never really see the disappointments ahead and in sprinting you are pushing your body to the absolute limits, beyond the limits at times to see what’s possible, but unfortunately injuries are part of that process.”

In 2000, it was the Sydney Olympics and despite qualifying for GB, he did not progress through to the finals, as he travelled to Sydney with an injury which affected his performance. As soon as I ask him about Sydney his tone changes, it is evident that it is hard for him to look back at the games. “It is heart-breaking, Sydney is another experience that I look back with not that fond memories.”

He continued by adding that he was ranked the fastest 100m runner i n the world, and broke the 10 second mark, was European record holder over 60m and had beaten the world champion Maurice Greene.

There was a lot of high hopes on him coming away with at least one if not two medals. In bitter honesty he told me how he didn’t prepare well enough and lacked a bit of experience, which caused him to make mistakes. Jason opened up to me, saying “to be brutally honest I was probably mentally not as prepared as I should have been.” At no point in the interview does Jason show anything less than modesty and inner strength of such a commendable level.

“I then learnt on a four year journey about mental toughness, and learning to achieve success when things aren’t going well because that’s the reality of elite sport.”

In addition to training mentally and physically, many athletes have superstitions or certain routines before they race or compete. Jason tells me how he tried to stay clear of superstitions and lucky charms. “I think its quite easy to de-

velop these, especially when you’ve had an amazing day. But when you get to the Olympics you have to go through the most vigorous protocol of what you can and can’t take into the arena.” He added that he has seen people lose it and lose their head before they even get onto the warm up track, let alone starting line-up.

From television or the stadium all you see is the athletes walking out, before jogging and stretching and then in moments later they are gone, yet for the athletes at the Olympics the journey into the stadium starts three hours before. With checkpoints and waiting rooms it is some of the tensest hours in an athlete’s life. “You are with, your rivals in a small room, if there’s a strong rivalry or you don’t get on and you’re in a cage in a pen like cattle, there’s lots of eye balling and testosterone flying around. Nothing prepares you for the three hours you have to go through.”

It quickly became apparent, as he continued to speak in his soft and warm voice, that mental preparation and control is vital.

I know I was overcome with nerves at Roses to a crowd of approximately sixty people; compared to the Olympics with 80,000 it was nothing. “It is very important to not lose your focus, but at the same time use the crowd and energy to your advantage,” said Jason. When he talks to children at schools he tells them to think of it like an exam.

“You wake up, have your breakfast, you’re nervous you have done the preparation, but you question yourself whether you have done too much or not enough”.

In 2004, however Jason and his team mates, Mark Lewis-Francis, Marlon Devonish, Darren Campbell were 100% focused.

He referred to it as a David vs. Goliath kind of story. “The rest of the world didn’t expect us to do it but we had the belief.” Winning the gold medal, beating the favourites in the 2004 Olympics is what he considers to be his greatest achievement in his highly acclaimed career. “I have a number of achievements that are up there but everything leads to the Olympic gold, its what I set my heart on ever since I was seven.” He has been since been awarded an MBE, an honorary degree from Bath University and is a freeman in his hometown Bath.

Since retiring from athletics Jason gave bobsleighing a try with three other sportsmen who have achieved great things in their sport, which he describes as ‘cool running’.

Unfortunately, although offered the opportunity to try and qualify for the Winter Olympics in 2010, he declined. “I couldn’t continue with that sport because my body was an absolute mess, absolutely battered it being that of an athlete, and I couldn’t commit to the programme. I didn’t want to commit and let my team mates down.” His passion for athletics has not waned, and only last year London hosted the summer Olympics.

We discussed how Team GB performed and whether it was a success. “London 2012 lived up to the expectations in every way, from the athletes performing as Team GB across the board, to the organisers, to the transport, to the pure inspiration,” Jason remarked. “We achieved our target and won four gold medals, however I do feel that there were opportunities missed with athletes not performing to the level that was expected, but that’s what happens in sport sometimes.”

Finally I ask Jason whether he had any regrets or not, to which he responded that he doesn’t. “There are always things that you would change if you could go back but you know the journey was what it was. It was exciting, it was traumatising, it was everything, it was emotional, it was fun. I am pleased with what I got from the sport. It really changed my life.”

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YORK VISION Tuesday May 21, 2013

SPOTLIGHT: BALLET

THE TIPSTER

TOM ARMSTON-CLARKE TRIES HIS HAND AT BALLET FOR VISION

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SO, THE Premier League is over and Manchester United are Champions.

Man Utd players jet off on holidays around the globe; Dubai, Las Vegas, Marbella. Prawn sandwich production in the Old Trafford kitchen grinds to a hault, the Man Utd groundsmen enjoy a well deserved rest, the staff in the club shop close down for the summer, and Man Utd fans vacate the West Coast mainline from London.

However, the Tipster resumes service as usual as we continue upon our magical mystery tour to get coined before the summer. It’s Champions League Final day on Saturday and I expect Bayern Munich to be crowned Champions. They’ve been by far the most efficient team in world football for the last two years and were unlucky to lose to Chelsea last time out.

Be sure to back them in 90 minutes at 3/4.

Printing money.

The Playoff Final is on Monday. It’s usually hard to put a cigarette paper between the two teams in this fixture, as so much is on the line. I think Watford will be promoted but I can’t see the teams going gung ho in the first half. That’s why I fancy a draw at half-time at 21/20. Great value for what will be a very close game.

Like I said, the Football League is over. However, we’ve still got a week left in France and the Swedish league is well underway.

Photo: Jack Western

WITH MY recently acquired leggings and t-shirt I went along to see what the deal is with ballet at the University of York. Like a schoolboy on his first day of secondary school, I went with nerves and anticipation. The hour in the room was the most exciting, yet at the same time most terrifying, hour of my entire life. The thing is, I play hockey, and I like to think I am not too terrible at it, and I’m happy to play it. I like to stay well and truly in my comfort zone. Ballet on the other hand is out in the wilderness for me, completely different to anything I have ever done.

Being a new face and the only male I did stick out like a sore thumb, which I didn’t help with my football t-shirt on with David Beckham on the back.

I was however instantly greeted with a warm welcome by everyone in the class. For anyone with fears of joining a new society, those fears can be banished. If you are considering Ballet Society, then my advice is do, for they are some of the most friendly and kind women. The society provides three classes a week, for a range of abilities, from complete beginners (like me) to the highly advanced. It is never too late to take it up or resume a previous hobby. With competitions on and off campus including the recent Roses, for those looking to compete with others there is scope for that, whilst for those who are just looking for a bit of exercise and a chance to make new friends this can also be the perfect place for you.

Whilst all the girls talked ‘ballet’ which

was like a foreign language to me, I became overwhelmed with nerves. It was at this point that I was tempted to run away and for the second time with ballet, not look back.

With my shoes still on I could have made a dash for the door, but at that moment the instructor walked through the door. As she came in the room, all the girls flocked around her excitedly, eager to start the rehearsal.

The majority of them have been practicing ballet since they were toddlers and their passion shone through in the dark room. This passion seemed to transfer to me, and instantly my fears disappeared and I was raring to go. I took off my trainers and hoody, and jumped in at the deep end.

The session began with a brief warm up of running around the room with twelve other women, and this was the only time in the hour that I was mirroring what the others were doing. From then on, I was doing the wrong thing, at the wrong time with the most terrible of techniques that would make any ballet dancer cringe with embarrassment and anger. I was fortunate to be in a class with Katie Roberts, who was both patient and welcoming.

The class, and I, started learning the moves of aurora from the famous ballet production Sleeping Beauty. Whilst the others were picking it up with astounding ease, I was at the back sweating away, unable to keep up with anyone or anything. I was lost, alone in the wilderness, but the enjoyment never disappeared. After each new ‘section’ of the ballet Katie Roberts would ask to see

how we were doing and ensure we were keeping up. All of the class agreed and said they were, whilst I on the other hand continued to struggle on like a wounded soldier on the Somme.

The first fifteen minutes were extremely difficult, and I felt like I was about to break down in tears and leave, but I thought better of it. I used to think I had grace but it turns out I have about as much finesse as a sack of potatoes falling down a flight of stairs. As the time passed I started to grow more and more into it. I started to get a real urge to give my all, and beads of sweat were rolling down my face as I truly put all my effort into doing at least one thing remotely right.

Many people think ballet is easy and involves a few spins in a tutu, but I can put these myths to rest. It is demanding both physically and mentally. You have to concentrate fully from the start to the very end, whilst your body is put through its paces. It is a full body workout; I can say truthfully that my legs were sore after only an hour of some pathetic attempt at it. It is beyond me how these women at York do what they do, but I for one have got the ballet-bug and want to continue.

I really wish I could say that this ended with me perfecting a pirouette, and that I am starring in the next York Ballet Society production, before jetting off around the world with the Royal Ballet. This however is not the case, but I would love to give it another go. Next time I think I will find the most basic beginners class there is and go from there.

Home wins: Lyon, Valenciennes, Lille, Guingamp.

Away wins: Nice, Helsingborg, Watford, Bayern Munich, Nancy.

Draws: Syrianska FC V Gefle, Toulouse V Montpellier, Lorient V PSG, Le Mans V Lens.

Both teams to score: Dortmund V Bayern, Crystal Palace V Watford. The double pays 2/1. Have a go!

DIAMOND OF THE DAY Roberto Martinez next Everton manger, with Skybet. Get on it while you can!

ODDS:

5/2

DUCK OF THE DAY Nadal to win the French Open. Head’s gone. Way too long surely. He’s won it the last 3 years! Lump.

ODDS:

10/11

TIPSTER TREBLE Watford to get promoted, Bayern to lift the Champions League, Celtic to win the Scottish FA Cup. Tasty.

ODDS:

5/2

SHOUT-OUT OF THE WEEK Malaga. I would like to thank Malaga for their heroic effort in losing 6-2 to Real Madrid last week. I was pleased to see that both teams scored on this occasion.

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FAIR PLAY TO ALL

THE WORLD of sport has never been more accepting than it is today. With female sport now getting more and more coverage, those with disabilities being idolised due to the success of the London 2012 Paralympic games, and the respect campaign prominent across the globe, why is it, then, that homosexuality is still struggling to be accepted into the sporting world?

The assumption that sport and homosexuality don’t mix, has resulted in a ‘don’t ask, don’t tell’ policy ever present still in changing rooms. There are very few openly gay individuals, especially in extremely masculine sports such as football and rugby, where backlash can occur as their ‘sporting image’ is threatened. It is this fear of grief from the fans of their team, which stops many players from coming out of the closet in sports such as cricket in the UK, and American Football and basketball in the USA. There are though the anomalies of certain individuals, such as Welsh rugby player Gareth Thomas (pictured right), who came out as openly gay in 2009.

Society though has long been accepting of homosexuality. In today’s gay friendly generation there is a changing ideology, that it is simply the end result that matters.

So who cares about a player’s sexuality as long as the team are performing well and winning matches? Despite this it is disappointing that players such as Leeds winger Robbie Rogers felt as though he had to retire after revealing he was gay. A safe environ-

ment is needed if players in any sport are to ‘come out of the closet’ as it were. It is imperative therefore that behind the scenes there is support for gay individuals .

So, if society and the ideology behind sport are accepting of homosexuality why haven’t the authorities done more? In particular in football the FA seem more bothered about getting rid of racism, than removing prejudices surrounding homosexuality. Isn’t it on the same level? While there have been high profile campaigns targeting racism in sport such as ‘Kick it Out’, the problem of homophobia is something few seem willing to tackle. Only 29 out of 92 clubs in England are actively engaged in the ‘Football v Homophobia’ campaign.

However, recently a decision by the FA was made to implement a five match ban surrounding not only racist abuse on the football pitch, but also homophobic abuse.

A move in the right direction. But surely the FA should being following UFEA’s lead in implementing a ten match ban in all competitions.

Although the prejudice surrounding homosexuality will never be fully eradicated and some intolerance is expected, the mainstream is increasingly accepting of homosexuality. With even America now allowing gay marriage in certain states, can the sporting world too adapt to homosexuality.

With more and more players coming out as gay it’s going to have to open the door to homosexuality sometime. And the sooner the better; other issues such as racism are being tackled, now it’s time to make sure that any trace of homophobia is cracked down upon.

THE BEAST is no longer simply the childish nightmare of some stranded boys as in the classic novel Lord of the Flies. In the past week, The Beast has been summoned to one of the darkest and most desperate places on earth: the Stoke City dressing room.

The culprit was reportedly Glen Whelan, known previously as merely an average

midfield player, but now exposed as the ruler of a savage, otherworldly kingdom which exists somewhere near the M6.

Having not been satisfied with the egging of Michael Owen’s Mercedes, The Beast demanded the sacrifice of Kenwyne Jones’ dignity. “We are going to have fun on this island. Understand?”

Whelan and friends duly delivered. The Trinidad born striker found a bloody, severed pig’s head wrapped in clothing and hidden in his locker. Jones is a Rastafarian and

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SOW LITTLE RESPECT so does not eat pork. He was understandably furious, going on to hit the target for only the sixth time this season with a wellaimed brick through Whelan’s windscreen.

Stoke City FC have launched an investigation into the incident. An official statement read: “The club takes seriously reports of an incident at our training ground this afternoon. A full internal investigation will be carried out and those responsible for any unacceptable behaviour will be dealt with in accordance with the club’s discipli-

nary procedures.”

One can imagine, however, the reaction of club officials to be similar to that of the naval officer who rescues the dishevelled boys at the end of Lord of the Flies. The officer matter-of-factly assumes the boys are up to, as he puts it, “fun and games”. He turns his back so that the boys may regain their composure. It is apparent, though, that the issue of respect in modern football must be faced. Just as William Golding’s novel set out to debunk the myths of Robert Louis Stevenson’s Treasure Island, Stoke City FC should lead the way in exposing the unrestrained behaviour that occurs on the treasure island that is the Premier League.

With the world’s most-watched league this year receiving a record £5.5bn windfall in broadcasting income, stars continue to demand more and increasingly find less authority in their way. Players have climbed to the top of the game, and like the boys on the island, can see from the peak no signs of civilization.

West Brom forward, Peter Odemwingie, despite seriously disrespecting his club on transfer deadline day, has kept his career intact. QPR’s Jose Bosingwa refused to take his place on the bench against Fulham, yet remains a first team fixture. Carlos Tevez returned from a self-imposed exile from Manchester City with his pay cheque largely untouched. Boys will be boys: nasty, brutal and rich.

Stoke City FC will no doubt hand out nominal fines. But The Beast is not something you can fine. Without a radical redistribution of player power, all that fans can do is weep for the end of innocence, the darkness of man’s heart, and the fall a true, wise fan favourite called Kenwyne Jones.

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COLLEGE CUP: HOCKEY

Tuesday May 21, 2013

ALCUIN SOAR TO SUMMIT ALCUIN 1sts soared to the top of group 1, with victories over both of the Goodricke sides on Sunday. After overcoming James 1sts 4-3 in a crucial encounter last week, Alcuin continued their excellent start to the tournament, moving three points clear at the top of the group. Despite the best efforts of Alex McDonald, Goodricke 3rds were unable to prevent Alcuin surging to a 9-5 victory, courtesy of the predatory finishing of Lucinda Cowling, in the opening round of matches of the day.

However they fared better than Goodricke 1sts, who succumbed to a 9-0 defeat against the same opposition, despite some valiant defending by Aidan Pilgrim and Ben Crawley. Goodricke battled wilfully, but were unable to counteract the fluent passing style of an Alcuin side, who were at their very best. With a host of University players including Robin Willows and Katie Penrose, Alcuin appear to be one of the strongest sides in this year’s competition, but unavailability could yet blight the side, as it has done all season. The 9-0 victory also marked the first time in College Cup hockey history that a side had kept a clean sheet; such is the goal scoring nature of the competition.

Despite the loss Goodricke 1sts still have every chance of finishing in the top two, after winning their opening two games, and will be looking to bounce back next time

they take to the pitch. Indeed their 4-3 victory over Derwent 2nds in the day’s early matches was one of the most enthralling contests of the morning.

Derwent though recovered from that loss, by overcoming Halifax 2nds 7-6 in a tight encounter, which leaves them second in the table; however they do have some challenging encounters to come in the forthcoming weeks. Halifax meanwhile have made a disappointing start to the tournament with two narrow losses, but could still influence proceedings over coming weeks.

Finally James 1sts must not be discounted, as they surged to a 14-2 win over a bewildered Langwith 2nds side. Joss Winter led the way with five goals, whilst Chris Butterworth and Declan Hall both bagged hattricks to propel their side to a convincing victory.

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BOTH DERWENT 1sts and Halifax 1sts demonstrated their credentials with multiple victories on Sunday, which propelled them to the upper echelons of the table. Derwent 1sts sit top on goal difference, after scoring 56 goals in only three games, although arguably Halifax have faced more daunting challenges to date.

The highlight of the day was Halifax’s game against James 2nds, two teams tipped to thrive in this year’s competition.

In a thrilling contest, in which either team could easily have emerged victorious, Halifax eventually prevailed 4-3. Alex Francis scored twice for Halifax, whilst Danny Williams and James McNeill also impressed, and despite excellent performances from

Jambo Talbot and Izi Hutchinson, James were finally consigned to defeat.

The victory was Halifax’s second of the day, as they had earlier hammered Vanbrugh 1sts 16-4, in a game in which Hannah Boyne displayed her goalscoring instincts with numerous deft finishes, whilst Sally Dolton proved to be resolute in defence.

All in all it was a miserable day for Vanbrugh as they were later trounced 19-2

by Derwent 1sts, who look to be the side to beat. James Ramm scored a remarkable nine goals, whilst Jack Bradshaw and Phil Hammick added four-a-piece in a scintillating performance. Earlier Derwent had defeated Langwith 1sts 10-2, but neither victory eclipsed the 27 goals that they put past Alcuin 2nds in the opening week Alcuin 2nds improved slightly this week, but they still conceded 23 times again Langwith, who bounced back from two losses. Langwith sit third on goal difference, with three points, just ahead of James 2nds and Goodricke 2nds who have each recorded one win. On Sunday James defeated Goodricke 9-3, but the Black Swans have a great deal of work to do over the coming weeks if they are to catch the top two teams in group two, due to their narrow loss against Halifax.

Both James and Goodricke have a game in hand on their rivals, and will be looking to string a series of good results together over the coming weeks, whilst Langwith will hope that their thumping 23-1 victory over Alcuin 2nds proves the catalyst for their season.

Group 1

P

W

D

L

GD

Pts

Group 2

P

W

D

L

GD

Pts

Alcuin 1

3

3

0

0

14

9

Derwent 1

3

3

0

0

51

9

Derwent 2

3

2

0

1

1

6

Halifax 1

3

3

0

0

20

9

Goodricke 1

3

2

0

1

-7

6

Langwith 1

3

1

0

2

7

3

James 1

2

1

0

1

11

3

James 2

2

1

0

1

5

3

Goodricke 3

3

1

0

2

5

3

Goodricke 2

2

1

0

1

-4

3

Halifax 2

2

0

0

2

-2

0

Vanbrugh 1

3

1

0

3

-31

0

Alcuin 2

2

0

0

2

-50

0

Langwith 2

2

0

0

2

-22

Photo: Jack Western

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NOVICE NO MORE UYBC’S NOVICE Men swept to victory at Nottingham City Regatta on Saturday and lost their ‘novice’ status, making them eligible for ‘Intermediate’ rowing events. The crew, coxed by Maisie Kelly, was comprised of Rob Burleigh, Lloyd Hughes, David Lynas, Ed van der Straaten, Jack Ventress, Ali Packman, Angus Yard and Brad Kelly.

The day began promisingly and in their first heat, the crew were confident of reaching the final; only needing to beat one crew. The eight raced across the finish line over 10 seconds ahead of second place and six seconds faster than the other heat. With the fastest time of both heats, 7:21, this put them in pole position for the final. The crew then stepped up to the mark and put in a final performance worthy of winners and crossed the line first, shaving a further 14 seconds off their qualifying time.

Darren Smith, Novice Men’s Captain, who has been coaching the novices throughout the year, proudly said: “The crew definitely deserved this one after a

strong second term of racing. Hopefully they’ll continue to grow in confidence this term and follow this victory up with success at Durham and Marlow.”

The boat club had numerous other crews competing against university and city rowing clubs from across the country.

The Senior Women’s VIII and the Novice Women’s VIII both placed fifth in their respective finals, with a special mention to Pippa Pennycook, who raced four times in two hours, competing for both squads.

The Senior Women’s IV narrowly missed out on a victory after losing in their IM three final to Thames Rowing Club, which is one of the top performance clubs in London for women. Eloisa Cackett, Senior Women’s Captain, was pleased with the women’s performance despite tough competition. She told Vision: “Both crews performed great, I am looking forward to Met Regatta which should produce some big results for UYBC.” It was also a busy day for the senior men who raced in four different categories, and with the exception of the coxless IV, all of the men’s boats reached the final.

To summarise: the first VIII placed fourth,

with the pair coming third, the coxed IV fifth and the double third. After the success in Nottingham the club are now looking forward to the upcoming Metropolitan Re-

Photo: Olli Woods

gatta (Week 6) and Durham Regatta (Week 7), and will be continuing their training throughout the hectic exam period, to prepare for forthcoming events.

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THE REAL MCCOY

Tuesday May 21, 2013

GROUP A

Team

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W

D

L

GD

Pts

Halifax 1

2

2

0

1

+5

6

Langwith 1

2

1

1

0

+1

4

Wentworth 2

2

1

0

1

0

3

Derwent 3

2

0

1

0

-1

1

Langwith 2

2

0

1

1

-2

1

Alcuin 2

2

0

1

1

-3

1

HALIFAX 2NDS

9

LANGWITH 2NDS

0

Ragan (7, 29), McCoy (9, 26, 45), Denham (21, 24, 30), Lewis (33)

TOP GOALSCORERS

Alex Tringham (Halifax 1s)- 2 Sam Woodall (Langwith 1s)- 2 James Fraser (Derwent 3s)- 1

GROUP B Team

P

W

D

L

GD

Pts

James 1

2

2

0

0

+16

6

Vanbrugh 2

2

2

0

0

+4

6

Derwent 2

2

1

1

0

+5

4

Alcuin 3

2

0

1

1

-1

1

Wentworth 1

2

0

0

2

-9

0

Goodricke 3

2

0

0

2

-15

0

TOP GOALSCORERS

Tom Clarke (James 1)- 8 James Davies (James 1)- 3 Freddie Ferrao (James 1)- 2

GROUP C Team

P

W

D

L

GD

Pts

Goodricke 1

3

3

0

0

+8

9

Halifax 1

3

2

1

0

+11

7

Alcuin 1

3

1

1

1

+1

4

Vanbrugh 3

3

1

0

2

-4

3

Langwith 2

3

1

0

2

-11

3

Wentworth 3

3

0

0

3

-5

0

TOP GOALSCORERS

Connor McCoy (Halifax 2)- 5 Chris Osborne (Goodricke 1)- 3 Hamish Denham (Halifax 2)- 3

A STUNNING three goal display from Connor McCoy helped Halifax 2nds to a 9-0 decimation of Langwith 2nds, with Hamish Denham also bagging a hat-trick and Elliot Ragan picking up a brace.

Langwith barely ventured into the Halifax half in what what a totally dominant display from the men in white. The only save Halifax ‘keeper Mitch Barwick had to make was from a speculative Tom Rudden effort from just inside the halfway line.

Halifax led after seven minutes through a flicked Ragan header from a corner, and two minutes later it was 2-0, McCoy tapping into an empty net after Meckin found him in space.

The chances kept coming for Halifax – Stevenson and Lewis both came close before Hamish Denham headed in an inviting McCoy cross from the left to make it 3-0.

It was an error from Langwith ‘keeper Williamson that gifted Halifax their fourth, his fumble allowing Denham to tap in his second.

Two minutes later and it was five, McCoy’s free kick just flicking off the wall on its way into the top corner with Williamson helpless.

Photo: Jack Western

Halifax added two more before halftime. Ragan tapped in another Williamson fumble from a powerful Denham strike and Denham himself completed his hat-trick with a header to give his side a whopping 7-0 advantage at the break.

Unsurprisingly, the men in white slowed down after half-time, but they continued to dominate. They had their eighth just three minutes into the half when Dave Lewis, who had been bossing the game in midfield, turned in a McCoy corner at the near post.

The ninth, and the crowning moment of McCoy’s hat-trick, came 15 minutes from time. A bursting run down the left left several Langwith defenders in his wake and Tom Rudden on his back, before he executed a one-two and fired a powerful strike from outside the area in off the post.

“Goal difference is what we need,” said Halifax captain Jonny McGuiness after the whistle, whilst Langwith skipper Sam Morley could only say: “This is one of the most depressing days of my life.”

riod: Hooper sent in a deliciously inviting corner and Huckle powered a strong header off the post and into the net.

Breaking into Vanbrugh’s reverie, Wentworth made a contest of it. Dan Franks netted a consolation with a bullet header before a deft touch by substitute Dan Horsfall sent Jon Cook through on goal. The striker tum-

bled after pressure from three Vanbrugh defenders, but his penalty claims were waved away. Nevertheless, Cook did grab the goal he deserved late on, as he turned well and rifled past the stranded Kallum Taylor.

The result sees Vanbrugh climb to within touching distance of that all-important 2nd place, while Wentworth go bottom.

HUCKLE DOUBLE SINKS OLDIES

VANBRUGH 3RDS

4

Sides (3), Huckle (6, 40), Hooper (27)

WENTWORTH 3RDS

GROUP D

2

Franks (49), Cook (55)

Team

P

W

D

L

GD

Pts

James 2

2

2

0

0

+11

6

Vanbrugh 1

2

2

0

0

+3

6

Derwent 1

2

1

0

1

+4

3

Halifax 3

2

0

1

1

-5

1

Langwith 3

2

0

1

1

-9

1

Goodricke 2

2

0

0

2

-4

0

TOP GOALSCORERS

Pete Mabe (James 2)- 2 Max Brewer (Vanbrugh 1)- 2 Sam Taylor (James 2)- 2

THE WEEK’S BIG GAMES Tuesday, 4pm: Vanbrugh 1 v James 2 Thursday, 2pm: Wentworth 2 vs Halifax 1 Friday, 2pm: Derwent 2 vs Vanbrugh 2

TWO GOALS from Ben Huckle, with further Liam Sides and Aaron Hooper strikes, saw Vanbrugh 3rds record their first win of the 2013 College Cup. Each side had lost both of their opening two encounters in Group C, so defeat was not an option in this one as Vanbrugh and Wentworth looked to get their qualification aims back on track.

An early Liam Sides prod from inside the penalty area gave Vanbrugh the early advantage they craved, before a scrambled second just two minutes later from Ben Huckle left Wentworth shocked at their opponent’s lightning-quick start.

Vanbrugh’s new 3-4-3 line-up was paying dividends and, with only ten minutes on the clock, they could have had a third when Sides crashed an audacious long-range punt off both posts.

Aaron Hooper then made it 3-0 moments before the break; a neat half volley from just five yards out gave Akash Nashpuri no chance in the Wentworth net.

And it was four early in the second pe-

Photo: Oliver Todd

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GOODRICKE TWO GOOD

Tuesday May 21, 2013

ALCUIN 1STS

0

GOODRICKE 1STS

2

31

Ally (25), Bullock (32)

GOODRICKE FIRSTS took charge of Group C and all but guaranteed their place in the knockout stages of the College Cup with a 2-0 win over Alcuin.

Goals from Mizan Ally and Dave Bullock gave the men from Hes East a deserved victory, against an Alcuin side who failed to create enough clear cut chances to warrant a win that would have taken them above their opponents.

Goodricke were robbed of captain Joe Mann through a broken rib, but still managed to exert their influence in the centre of the park to claim a comfortable, if scrappy, win.

A nervy first-half of few chances saw Alcuin getting the better of their opponents in a vastly improved performance to their last game against Halifax 2nds, where they faded out after taking a tenth minute lead.

Ally and Chadwick both had shots from range early on, with little success, before an excellent pass from midfield opened up the Goodricke defence for the best chance of the half.

James Homer was at the heart of many of Alcuin’s better moves, and set up that chance after 13 minutes. His first-time lofted through ball found Chadwick through on goal, after the striker had fought off the challenge of a Goodricke defender. Chadwick was thwarted though by ‘keeper John Thompson, who bravely stopped the Alcuin man in his path before the ball was cleared off the line by the recovering defender.

Goodricke’s defence - yet to concede a goal in the tournament, stood firm throughout the rest of the half though, and at the other end of the pitch, Ally opened the scoring just before half-time. A cross from the right-hand side found the diminutive forward who sent a diving header into the bottom corner of Lawrence’s net.

Alcuin’s players protested strongly for offside but, with the College Cup operating without any linesman, their claims were rejected and the goal stood. It was a lead that Goodricke just about deserved on the balance of play, having enjoyed the better of a poor first-half.

The second-half was much improved though, and Goodricke were unlucky not to double their lead inside the first couple of minutes. Dave Bullock, who was beginning to impose himself on the game out wide, beat his man before sending a cross to the back post which was met by Dan Gorringe - his header, though, simply sent the ball back across goal to be cleared by Harry Billimore.

Two minutes later though, Goodricke did double their lead. The ball again found itself at Bullock’s feet on the left-wing and after cutting between two defenders he fired in a shot that Neil Lawrence saved with his feet, the ball fell back to Bullock though, who sent his scuffed effort into the bottom corner to effectively guarantee a Goodricke victory with 24 minutes remaining.

Goodricke went on to squander further chances to extend their lead, with Chris Osborne and Luke Inness both guilty of wasteful efforts from moves that Bullock played a

Photos: Oliver Todd

part in.

Alcuin’s Chadwick could have pulled one back with 10 minutes to go but was denied by an excellent save from Thompson, tipping Chadwick’s point blank header over the crossbar, before Chadwick headed over another chance minutes later.

By that time though, Goodricke were closing down a game that was long finished, and as the referee blew for full-time, the men in green had stepped down into second gear, with victory and top spot in the group at the end of the day guaranteed.

Following Halifax 2nds’ 9-0 win over Langwith 2nds, they sit two points clear at the summit with a top-of-the-table clash with ‘Fax up next on Tuesday Week 6.

Goodricke captain Mann was delighted with his side’s performance, and told Vision: “It was fantastic, we were well in control - I think I’ll drop myself more often! We controlled the game from start to finish, it was excellent.

“I think it’s in our hands now. Hopefully we’ll get a result against Halifax next week to see us top the group and move onto the quarters.”

Alcuin captain Boyd remained positive despite the defeat, saying: “I think this was the game that we always thought would be our toughest game. We’re in exactly the same place as we were when we started the game.

“We know what we need to do which is to win both of our remaining games which we’re all ready and raring to do.”

Looking back at the proceedings of the past two weeks, Boyd added: “Last week we were poor but this week every player played really well and we were unlucky to lose.”

ALCUIN PLAYER RATINGS Neil Lawrence- 7 Greg Fearn - 5 Chris Boyd - 5 Harry Billimore - 6 Luca Nazzicone - 6 Will Dodgson - 7 Jacob Burge - 5 James Homer - 7 Danny Matthews - 5 Andy Fernando - 6 Tomasz Chadwick - 7 Subs: Ben Bujega (Homer) - 5

MATCH STATISTICS Shots 8

16

Shots on Target 5

6

Fouls 6

6

Offsides 0

0

Corners 3

4

GOODRICKE PLAYER RATINGS John Thompson - 7 Will Ward - 6 Mike Ollson - 6 Stu Dunk - 7 Luke Parker - 6 Dan Gorringe - 7 Dalton Harris - 6 Chris Osborne - 7 Mizan Ally - 7 Dave Bullock - 8 James Gutteridge - 7 Subs: David Gillbanks - 6

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BIG INTERVIEW: JASON GARDENER

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GREEN MACHINE MONDAY SAW College Cup Group C begin to take shape, as Goodricke 1sts forced their way past Alcuin 1sts to top the group and put themselves in pole position to reach the knockout stages.

Dave Bullock was the star of the show, grabbing the second goal in a deserved 2-0 victory.

Halifax 2nds find themselves in second place after they took apart Langwith’s second string side.

Connor McCoy and Hamish Denham both grabbed hat-tricks in an embarrassing thumping, where their opponents barely made it into their half from first whistle to last.

Meanwhile, Ben Huckle inspired Vanbrugh 3rds to a 4-2 victory over Wentworth 3rds with two goals and two assists to move his side off the bottom of the table, and into the Plate qualifying places.

As the Cup moves into its third week, a number of sides will be looking to assert their authority in each of the four groups.

Reports on pages 30-31

> GOODRICKE 1STS MOVE TOP OF GROUP C WITH A 2-0 WIN OVER ALCUIN 1STS > HALIFAX 2NDS THRASH LANGWITH 2NDS 9-0, WHILST VANBRUGH 3RDS ARE VICTORIOUS Photo: Oliver Todd

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