FALL 2015
New! Fill-in-the-blank journals The love train keeps on rolling, with two new titles in our bestselling series. What I Love About Us is an ode to the couple-y stuff couples share—inside jokes, signature songs, or favorite rituals. Sis details the sometimes maddening, always undeniable bond between female sibs of all stripes.
Evidence Journals New! SIZE:
4.5 x 3.25 inches
Specs: Hardcover, 112 pages; acetate jacket Inner: 4
Record your optimistic or pessimistic observations about the world in these interactive journals, reminiscent of a detective’s notebook and full of compelling quotes. You’ll likely find just what you’ve always suspected: that the world is pretty okay or downright messed up.
SIZE:
5.25 x 7.5 inches
Specs: Hardcover with fold-back binding, 128 pages; tip-on
detail; elastic band; pocket on inner back cover Inner: 4
NEW No. 50074 Love About Us
NEW No. 50205 Evidence the World Is Basically Good $7.50
NEW No. 50206 Evidence the World Is Basically Evil $7.50
NEW No. 50086 Love About Sis
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 58. NO. 91164
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New! I’ll Never WRite in this Journal With this liberating anti-journal, you’ll never have to feel guilty for not recording the details of your day. In fact, you’ll feel so unashamed, you may actually want to write about it. Use the cheeky prompts to let go of any journal-keeping angst, and embrace it instead.
Ribbon Journals New! SIZE:
5.25 x 7.75 inches
Specs: Flexi-binding, 128 pages Inner: 3
We’ve split up some of our favorite compound words on these expressive journals, placing half on the embossed cover, and the other half on the ribbon bookmark. Why? Because we can. (And it looks pretty nifty, to boot.)
SIZE:
5 x 7 inches
Specs: Flexi-binding, 128 pages; embossed cover,
silkscreened grosgrain ribbon marker Inner: 4
NEW No. 50141 Bullshit $6.00
NEW No. 50142 Notebook $6.00
NEW No. 50143 Whatever $6.00
NEW No. 50085 I’ll Never Write in This Journal $6.00
No desire to write? No problem!
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New! composition books Everyone loves composition books, so why should students have all the fun? These new (but totally old-school) notebooks bring our signature wit to this classic format and feature an elastic band to keep prying eyes out. Use them for plotting your novel or plan of attack—or even today’s to-do’s.
NEW No. 50220 The Funny One $6.00
SIZE:
7.5 x 9.75 inches
Specs: Hardcover, 120 pages with corner perforations;
paper tape spine; elastic closure Inner: 4
NEW No. 50221 Hyper-Organized $6.00
NEW No. 50222 Important Topics $6.00
Bring order to lists, journal entries, or your groundbreaking brain research! 6
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New! Edge Notebooks
Inner-truth Journal New!
Now you can get a word in edgewise, and then some. These edgy notebooks come with text printed on the sides of the book block for a subtle yet surprising twist, while the lined interiors eagerly await your scintillating thoughts.
SIZE:
4.5 x 6.5 inches
Specs: Paperback, 160 pages; printed edges Inner: 4
Like a trip to the day spa or a nip of sherry, our newest Inner-Truth Journal is here to soothe your racing mind, because there’s no need to freak out just because you’re freaked out.
SIZE:
7 x 9.5 inches
Specs: Paperback, 160 pages; lay-flat binding; full-color
throughout; ribbon page marker Inner: 3
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 58. NO. 91151
NEW No. 50210 Whatever $5.00
NEW No. 50211 Ideas $5.00
NEW No. 50212 Blah $5.00
NEW No. 50082 I’m So Freaking Freaked Out $8.00
Mini Inner-Truth Journal New! Sure, we love technology—except when we hate technology. The texts, the tags, the time suck! Instead of going dark on social media or moving off the grid entirely, seek solace in our latest mini title. It’s still packed with the same call to resist information overload, just sized down for maximum mobility.
SIZE:
4 x 5.75 inches
Specs: Paperback, 160 pages; lay-flat binding; full-color
throughout; ribbon page marker Inner: 4
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 59. NO. 91166
NEW No. 50081 Mini I Need to Unplug $5.00
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New! the made-Up Words project by Rinee SHah Every family has random words they’ve invented for things like sticking cold feet under someone’s butt (“nurdeling”). Author/illustrator Rinee Shah has compiled these phrases from real families around the world and paired them with her own whimsical color illustrations. You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll eat some snufflins.*
Lick by Ty Foster New! SIZE:
5 x 6.5 inches
Specs: Hardcover, 208 pages; full-color illustrations Inner: 3
To know dogs is to be licked. In LICK , photographer Ty Foster captures the amusing, oddly beautiful essence of all sorts of canine companions in this primal act of communication and affection. The result will delight anyone who’s ever loved a dog—or just gotten a tongue bath from one.
SIZE:
7 x 6.25 inches
Specs: Hardcover with foil stamping, 96 pages; book jacket;
full-color photography Inner: 3
*sweet treats
NEW No. 50048 LICK $7.50 NEW No. 50047 Made-Up Words $7.00
Crowd-sourced from all over the globe
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Includes 91 sweet, slobbery dogs (and puppies, too!)
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New! Yours for the Taking We’ve all seen those flyers on telephone poles announcing rooms for rent or lost dogs. This chunky little book is so much better. Every spread features tear-off tabs for the things you really want, like creativity, love, sex appeal, and good parking karma.
A Year of fortunes: Love & Romance New! SIZE:
4.75 x 3.25 inches
Specs: Flexi-binding, 144 pages, perforated tabs on every page Inner: 4
Drumroll, please: we’re proud to present the long-awaited sequel to our popular A Year of Fortunes , offering twelve months of tearable, shareable wit and wisdom. This edition focuses on dating, love, and lust—because when it comes to matters of the heart, who couldn’t use a little crumb-free good fortune?
SIZE:
4.5 x 3.25 inches
Specs: Hardcover, 152 pages with perforation; satin cover with
gold foil stamping Inner: 4
Sultry satin cover!
NEW No. 50084 Yours for the Taking $5.00 NEW No. 50049 A Year of Fortunes: Love & Romance $5.00
Share with a significant other, crush, or one-night stand!
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New! Cop-Outs & Alibis for All Occasions At a loss for words? Our beloved, bestselling series has just the language for any sticky social situation. With Cop-Outs & Alibis , a cheeky follow-up to Excuses & Lies, you’ll talk your way out of (almost) anything.
100 Reasons to Panic about Being a Grownup New! SIZE:
3.5 x 5.75 inches
Specs: Hardcover, 112 pages; cloth cover with gold
foil stamping Inner: 4
If you’re a reasonable, neurotic human being, there sure are a lot of things to freak out about. The perfect gift for anyone about to graduate, enter the workforce, or relocate from mom’s basement, the newest title in this reassuring series lays out every reason to panic about adulthood (and probably a few more), then provides the actual upsides. Welcome to the real world, kid.
SIZE:
3.75 x 5 inches
Specs: Hardcover, 112 pages; 30 illustrations; book jacket Inner: 4
NEW No. 50083 Grownup Panic $5.00 NEW No. 50119 Cop-Outs & Alibis $4.50
Over 1,000,000 sold in series!
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Reduce real-world angst by at least 48. 2 %
POP DISPLAY
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New! Affirmators! by Suzi Barrett Even non-self-helpy people need a little encouragement, so comedian Suzi Barrett created these inspirational-but-not-cheesy affirmation cards. Their quirky, selfaware tone provides the fun of horoscopes and such, but without all the woo-woo. Open the box to find Divine Timing, Joy, Peacefulness, and more窶馬o shamanistic consult required!
New! Alter Ego Pads SIZE:
3.75 x 5 inches
Specs: 50 cards; instruction card PKg:
Box with tray and lifting ribbon; shrinkwrapped
Express your uncensored thoughts and artistic explorations with our newest Alter Ego Pads. Adorned with fancy retro gilt lettering, these handsome tools let you proclaim your inner reality while keeping your composure.
SIZE:
5 x 7 inches
Specs: 50 sheets; binding tape; acetate cover with
foil stamping Inner: 6
Inner: 6
Acetate cover and foil stamping!
Even pessimists like a little positivity
NEW No. 12319 Affirmators! $6.00 NEW No. 12118 Subconscious $4.00
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NEW No. 12119 Creative Genius $4.00
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New! Personality Pads Your pad has something to say, so listen up! Personality Pads have four distinctive points of view and the commentary inside to match. Whether you need a good head-shrinking, a kick in the pants, a reality check, or a pep talk, these opinionated assistants are here for you.
SIZE:
5 x 7.75 inches
Specs: Front and back hardcover with foil stamping;
50 sheets; double Wire-O binding Inner: 4
Unique content on (almost!) every page
What does your inner child think?
NEW No. 11200 My Portable Therapist $4.00
NEW No. 11202 My Portable Pessimist $4.00
Be you, baby!
Deal with this. Or else.
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 59. NO. 91173
NEW No. 11201 My Portable Micromanager $4.00
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NEW No. 11203 My Portable Cheerleader $4.00
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New! Knock Knock Pads
Perforated Pads New!
Our latest pads offer something for the procrastinators and the praiseworthy. Sure, you could track your accomplishments, but Tomorrow Is Another Day provides redemption for the stuff you didn’t finish. Why You’re Really, Really, Really, Really Awesome describes the feats of greatness that only someone awe-inspiring can master. And that’s pretty awesome.
SIZE:
6 x 9 inches
Specs: 60 sheets; adhesive binding PKg:
Shrinkwrapped
Inner: 6
When you need to divide and conquer, call in our Perforated Pads. We’ve crafted two new ways to separate your thoughts. One lets decision-makers see both sides of any tough call, while the other sorts personal crap, other people’s crap, and any other notable crap.
SIZE:
6 x 9 inches
Specs: 60 sheets; adhesive binding PKg:
Shrinkwrapped
Inner: 6
ACTUALLY PERFORATED!
NEW No. 11993 Pros / Cons $3.50
NEW No. 12273 Tomorrow Is Another Day $3.25
NEW No. 12274 Why You’re Really . . . Awesome $3.25 NEW No. 11994 Crap / More Crap $3.50
Put off tasks or put someone on a pedestal POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 58. NO. 91117
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New! Nifty Notes When the words don’t come naturally, let Nifty Notes do the talking for you. Now you can tell geeks and gamers that they’ve gone too far or give props for any job well done, from flawlessly delivered jokes to major social coups.
Great Big Stickies New! SIZE:
4 x 5.25 inches
Specs: 50 sheets; adhesive binding PKg:
Shrinkwrapped
Small sticky notes are great for brief missives, but sometimes you’ve got a little (or a lot) more to say. Enter the newest additions to our sticky family. They’re kind of a great big deal.
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NEW No. 12124 Nerd Alert $2.25
NEW No. 12125 Nailed It $2.25
SIZE:
4 x 6 inches
Specs: 60 sheets with repositionable adhesive PKg:
Shrinkwrapped
Inner: 6
NEW No. 12536 Not at All Urgent $3.00
I’M ! STICKY
NEW No. 12537 It Is What It Is. $3.00
Hand out to techies, Trekkies, and anyone who’s currently killing it
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 58. NO. 91122
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NEW No. 12538 Today’s Plan of Attack $3.00
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New! Sticky Notes
Compacts New!
The newest members of our sticky gang let you celebrate with blasé flair or ask recipients if they’re really bringing their A game. And, dude, we’ve totally harnessed the chameleonic power of the ultimate all-purpose one-word expression.
SIZE:
3 x 3 inches
Specs: 100 sheets with repositionable adhesive PKg:
Shrinkwrapped
Our line of chatty compacts delivers humor and a little flattery right when you need it. With two mirrors (one regular, one magnified) inside and fresh colors on the outside, these purse must-haves will make you look good (and maybe feel good, too).
2.75 x 2.75 inches
Specs: Acrylic case with two mirrors; one regular,
one 2x magnified Inner: 4
Inner: 8
NEW No. 10044 Are You Ready $5.00 NEW No. 12475 Yay. $1.85
SIZE:
NEW No. 10045 Beautiful $5.00
NEW No. 12476 Is This Your Best Work? $1.85
Use them. Love them. Just don’t lick them. NEW No. 12477 Dude $1.85
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New! Knock Knock Holiday
Knock Knock Holiday New!
Be at the ready when the holidays strike! From pre-holiday planning to spreading cheer, our seasonal offerings are guaranteed to put a twinkle in even the grinchiest eye.
Yuletide to-do’s just got a little more festive NEW No. 10139 Ho-Ho-Holiday Gift Tags $3.00
NEW No. 10140 Ribbon Holiday Gift Tags $3.00
SIZE: 5 x 2.25 inches
SIZE: 5 x 2.25 inches
Specs: 20 perforated tags, 4 each of 5
Specs: 20 perforated tags, 4 each of 5
designs; bound, with foil stamping on cover Inner: 6
designs; bound, with foil stamping on cover Inner: 6
NEW No. 12271 Things You Must Do for the Holidays Pad $3.25
Handle the holiday hubbub in style
SIZE: 6 x 9 inches Specs: 60 sheets; adhesive binding PKG:
Shrinkwrapped
Inner: 6
ACTUALLY PERFORATED!
NEW No. 11992 Naughty / Nice Perforated Pad $3.50 SIZE: 6 x 9 inches
NEW No. 10129 Holiday Vouchers $3.50 SIZE: 8 x 3.25 inches
Specs: 60 sheets; adhesive binding PKG:
Shrinkwrapped
Inner: 6
Specs: 20 perforated coupons; bound, with
foil stamping on cover Inner: 6
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New! Knock Knock Holiday
Deck the halls, walls, and desks—with paper!
NEW No. 12123 Dear Santa Nifty Note $2.25
NEW No. 12471 Be Merry Sticky Note $1.85
SIZE:
SIZE: 3 x 3 inches
4 x 5.25 inches
Specs: 100 sheets with repositionable
Specs: 50 sheets; adhesive binding PKG:
adhesive
Shrinkwrapped PKG:
Inner: 6
Shrinkwrapped
Inner: 8
NEW No. 12472 Ho Sticky Note $1.85
NEW No. 12473 Nice Balls Sticky Note $1.85
NEW No. 12474 Wish List Sticky Note $1.85
SIZE: 3 x 3 inches
SIZE: 3 x 3 inches
SIZE: 3 x 3 inches
Specs: 100 sheets with repositionable
Specs: 100 sheets with repositionable
Specs: 100 sheets with repositionable
adhesive PKG:
Shrinkwrapped
Inner: 8
adhesive PKG:
Shrinkwrapped
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adhesive PKG:
Shrinkwrapped
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Fill-in-the-Blank Journals Simply fill out these diminutive volumes, and voilà: they become personalized gifts to be read by their lucky recipients again and again. Each spread contains a fill-in-the-blank line describing some aspect of your affection for a loved one, allowing for as much schmaltz or chutzpah as you choose. SIZE:
100 Reasons to Panic Journals Our much-loved 100 Reasons to Panic series (see pages 15 and 35) has struck a chord with its candid yet comforting take on modern anxiety. With these spin-off journals, you can embrace—and exorcise—your apprehension every day.
SIZE:
5.75 x 8.25 inches
Specs: Flexi-binding, 128 pages; soft-touch lamination;
ribbon marker Inner: 3
New
New
4.5 x 3.25 inches
Specs: Hardcover, 112 pages; acetate jacket Inner: 4
NEW No. 50074 Love About Us $5.00
NEW No. 50086 Love About Sis $5.00
No. 50034 Kiddo $5.00 No. 50133 Baby Panic $7.00
No. 50134 Cat Lady Panic $7.00
No. 50135 Married Panic $7.00
No. 50136 Old Panic $7.00
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 58. NO. 91164
Guest Books Ordinary guest books too often lack humor and verve—so we invented our own. These elegant yet daringly interactive babies invite candid expression with provocative prompts, doodle space, and a wry grading system. Remember the good times, wherever they happened: atop the throne, at the office, on the sofa, or in the sack. Because even though the fun must end, the memories should linger.
No. 50061 Love About You $5.00
No. 50063 Awesome $5.00
No. 50064 Wish for You $5.00
SIZE:
8.5 x 5.5 inches
Specs: Hardcover, 112 pages; padded cover with metallic foil
stamping; ribbon page marker Inner: 3
No. 50065 Love About Mom $5.00
No. 50012 Bathroom $7.50
No. 50019 Cubicle $7.50
No. 50033 Couch $7.50
No. 50038 My Bed $7.50
the Fuck it List / The Chuck It List
No. 50070 Hot $5.00
No. 50071 Love About Dad $5.00
No. 50072 Bestie $5.00
No. 50073 Love About Grandma $5.00
You’ll never run for president or learn Hungarian. With these liberating journals, you can admit it and move on. Filled with humorous prompts and facts about things you’ll never try (base-jumping, eating fugu, etc.), The Fuck It List absolves you of tiring ambition and bucket-list pressure. The Chuck It List offers the same sardonic surrender, curse-free! SIZE:
6 x 8.25 inches
Tell the bucket to suck it! No. 50066 Fuck It List $7.50
No. 50067 Chuck It List $7.50
Specs: Paperback, 128 pages; lay-flat
binding; ribbon page marker Inner: 3
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The Anti-Social Network Journal
Wine Journal
Inner-truth Journals
Got the TMI (Too Much Internet) blues? This journal is inspired by everyone’s love-hate relationship with oversharing. Full of satiric prompts that poke fun at the digital age, its ample blank space offers users a return to the days of unplugged peace and personal privacy.
With the Wine Journal by your side, you’ll never drink alone. Both a vinoappreciation primer and record of your exploits, this handsome volume will teach you everything you need to know to pose as a wine aficionado, including food pairings, vocabulary, and fascinating trivia. Now go drink.
Honesty may not really be the best policy, but it’s definitely a bestselling one. Inner-Truth Journals are a hit with skeptics, neurotics, and overthinkers everywhere. With playful prompts and candid quotes from history’s greatest wits, they’ll inspire you to tell it like it is.
SIZE: 5 x 8.25 inches
SIZE:
SIZE: 7 x 9.5 inches
Specs: Paperback; 144 pages; lay-flat
binding Inner: 3
No. 50035
Specs: Paperback with foil stamping; 128
pages; ribbon page marker
The Anti-Social Network Journal
$7.00
5.5 x 8 inches
No. 50068 Wine Journal $7.50
Inner: 3
New
Specs: Paperback, 160 pages; lay-flat
binding; full-color throughout; ribbon page marker Inner: 3
NEW No. 50082
No. 50020 My Dysfunctions $8.00
No. 50021 In My Humble Opinion $8.00
No. 50022 I Can’t Sleep $8.00
No. 50026 It’s Gonna Be Okay $8.00
No. 50027 I’m Doing My Best $8.00
No. 50030 I Need to Unplug $8.00
No. 50031 I Gotta Be Me $8.00
No. 50045 I’m Kind of Awesome $8.00
I’m So Freaking Freaked Out
$8.00
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 58. NO. 91151
Dream Journal Perplexed by inappropriate, recurring, or plain old confusing dreams? Make friends with your subconscious—and its head-scratching contents! Cheaper and considerably less nosy than a shrink, this bedside analyst offers an easy format for recording your psyche’s odd nocturnal missions and interpreting their significance. Because sometimes a cigar is just a cigar—but not usually.
POP DISPLAY available SEE PAGE 58.
No. 50062 Dream Journal $7.50
SIZE: 6.25 x 9 inches Specs: Paperback with silver foil stamping,
128 pages; 2-color interior; lay-flat binding; ribbon page marker
Explore your subconscious without paying for actual therapy!
More than 900,000 copies sold in the series!
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Photo Albums With the first photo album just for self-portraits, we embraced the selfie phenomenon—and then decided to do it again for the pet-obsessed. With captions and slots for three different sizes of printed selfies and petsies, these mementos encourage smartphone photographers to get their work off the device and into one blatantly boastful book. SIZE:
6.5 x 6.5 inches
Specs: Padded hardcover with mirrored
tip-on; foil stamping; 16 sheets (32 pages) folded to form a French fold; 3 different sized diecuts per page for inserting photos
No. 50037 Selfies $6.00
No. 50044 Petsies $6.00
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Mini Inner-Truth Journals
Fake Swears
These pocket-sized gems have all the wisdom and wry humor of their fullsized forerunners—plus the benefit of fetching portability. With six relatable, curmudgeonly angles to choose from, you can take your skepticism with you wherever you go. SIZE:
4 x 5.75 inches
Why say “#@*&!” when “son of a beach towel” works just as well? This handy phrasebook allows you to translate your beloved blue phrases into language that’s kid-friendly, office-friendly, grandma-friendly, and generally delicate—flower friendly. Full of ideas to replace all kinds of colorful expressions, Fake Swears belongs next to the dictionary in your reference library.
New
Specs: Paperback, 160 pages; lay-flat
binding; full-color throughout; ribbon page marker Inner: 4
NEW No. 50081 Mini I Need to Unplug $5.00
No. 50075 Mini Dysfunctions $5.00
No. 50076 Mini Humble Opinion $5.00
Calm the F*ck Down Based on author David Vienna’s viral blog post introducing this no-frills parenting method, Calm the F*ck Down offers anxious moms and dads a reason to relax. Covering scenarios from “My baby won’t poop” to “My child doesn’t know the alphabet,” this informative, amusing book will have parents everywhere breathing a sigh of relief and uttering a “f*ck yeah.”
No. 50036 Fake Swears $7.00
No. 50040 Calm the F*ck Down $7.00
SIZE: 5.5 x 7.75 inches
SIZE: 5 x 6.25 inches
Specs: Flexi-binding, 112 pages; illustrations
Specs: Hardcover, 144 pages; illustrations;
Inner: 4
book jacket Inner: 4
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 59. NO. 91166
100 Reasons to Panic Like a paper version of your funniest friend, this highly giftable series offers an unflinching, hilarious take on the stuff that makes us sweat (like marriage, babies, and singledom), plus commonsense reassurance that everything’s going to work out fine. Probably.
No. 50077 Mini Can’t Sleep $5.00
No. 50078 Mini Pet Peeves $5.00
No. 50079 Mini It’s Gonna Be Okay $5.00
No. 50080 Mini I’m Doing My Best $5.00
New
SIZE: 3.75 x 5 inches Specs: Hardcover, 112 pages; 30
illustrations; book jacket Inner: 4
NEW No. 50083 Grownup Panic $5.00
No. 50046 Single Panic $5.00
No. 50032 Cat Lady Panic $5.00
No. 50029 Old Panic $5.00
No. 50015 Baby Panic $5.00
No. 50016 Married Panic $5.00
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 59. NO. 91166
A Year of Fortunes Obviously, the best part of a fortune cookie is what’s inside. Now you can enjoy fortunes all year long—minus the crumbs and calories! A Year
of Fortunes (Without the Cookies) contain 365 witty and wise paper prophecies printed on perforated, authentically sized slips—perfect for tearing, sharing, or posting on your fridge. Bound in festive satin, these ingenious little books deliver destiny on a daily basis. SIZE:
4.5 x 3.25 inches
Specs: Hardcover, 152 pages with
perforation; satin cover with gold foil stamping
New NEW No. 50049 A Year of Fortunes: Love & Romance $5.00
No. 50007 A Year of Fortunes $5.00
Discover your destiny on a daily basis!
Got your own reasons to panic? See page 31 for companion journals.
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How to Traumatize Your Children Good parents of the world rejoice! Our bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children explains how to give your precious offspring character-building damage to last a lifetime. Whether you want to send your children to therapy with the same techniques your parents used or try an entirely new approach, this instructional volume will show you the way. SIZE: 4.5 x 6.5 inches Specs: Paperback, 144 pages; full-color
throughout; 10 illustrations
Ever been to the dog park and wondered, “How do those people have such very bad dogs?” Now you too can reap the rewards of owning a perfectly terrible animal. Packed with advice and exercises for both you and Rover, this book teaches the newest techniques for cultivating a dog who growls at guests, hogs the sofa, and freaks out when you go to work. No. 50004 Traumatize Your Children $5.50
Inner: 4
Specs: Paperback, 144 pages; full-color
Gosh, kiddos have a lot of pesky—er, intelligent—questions. What is time? Can animals fall in love? Does life have a purpose? When they start asking the big ones, this knowledgeable volume gives parents the tools for educated answers. With expert input from scientists, religious leaders, and other erudite types, mom and dad will sound as smart as their children think they are (at least for now). No. 50028 Very Bad Dog $5.50
throughout; 10 illustrations
SIZE: 5 x 6.5 inches
POP DISPLAY available
SEE PAGE 58.
SEE PAGE 58.
7 x 7 inches
Specs: Paperback with flaps and gatefold,
29+ illustrations; lay-flat binding, 96 pages
This cheeky coupon book gets specific with requests (like takeout for dinner) and also offers thank-yous for the little kindnesses that comprise a relationship (like sleeping in). Not just full of IOU’s, the collection includes you-owe-me’s, too, making it a gift that keeps on giving (and taking). SIZE: 8.5 x 6.25 inches
No. 50043 Little Philosophers, Big Questions! $6.00
Specs: Hardcover; 128 pages; 148
vouchers, 2 perforated vouchers per page; matte laminated cover with spot varnish and metallic ink; full-color throughout; 100+ illustrations
Specs: Hardcover, 144 pages; full-color
Cheerful in 100 Days
The Complete manual of Things That Might Kill You
Breaking negative mental habits can be tricky. Instead, override them with new, more whimsical ones. Based on the notion that cheerful madness is preferable to miserable sanity, this book features colorful illustrations and fanciful mood-boosting experiments such as “Send a gift to a stranger,” “Swim underwater with your eyes open,” and “Answer every question with: Yes, I know!”
SIZE: 8 x 10 inches
No. 50001
Specs: Hardcover, 192 pages; full-color
Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You $10.00
throughout; 45 illustrations Inner: 3
SIZE:
No. 31054 Voucher Book for Women $8.00
Inner: 3
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This revolutionary book is dedicated entirely to the hypochondriac’s unique perspective on health. More than 300 debilitating diseases, conveniently organized by symptom (real or imagined), will ignite even the mildest neurotic’s fantasy life. We’re all going to die—why not choose an ailment that’s rare and hard to pronounce?
No. 50014 Inconsequential Dilemmas $8.00
Voucher Book for Women
illustrations
POP DISPLAY available
Can I eat food off the floor? Should I hug this person? Such ho-hum conundrums may seem minor, but they demand our attention on an hourly basis, and can be knottier than computer code to contemplate. With 45 helpful charts covering remarkably irrelevant questions, this practical guide helps you make the right stupid decision the first time—every time.
Inner: 3
SIZE: 4.5 x 6.5 inches
Little Philosophers, Big Questions!
Inner: 4
Inconsequential Dilemmas
SIZE:
How to Have a Very Bad Dog
In the Backseat Road trips can be fun, but for pintsized passengers, all those hours in the car can be so booooooring. Keep the kids occupied with this rip-roaring activity book, which doesn’t require batteries or chargers. Packed with riddles, jokes, and a DIY barf bag for upholstery protection. SIZE:
No. 31052 Cheerful in 100 Days $7.50
4.75 x 6.5 inches
illustrations Inner: 3 Ages:
Specs: Hardcover; 128 pages; 100+
9.75 x 12.5 inches
Specs: Hardcover; 32 pages; 30+
No. 31056 In the Backseat $8.00
6+
illustrations; book jacket Inner: 3
POP DISPLAY available
POP DISPLAY available
SEE PAGE 58.
SEE PAGE 58.
Dear Mom / Dear Dad 99 Pick-Me-Ups for New Mamas Those first few months with a newborn babe are heavenly. And a little bit hellish. Like a pat on the back from a been-there-done-that pro, this feelgood tome is packed with cheerful illustrations and oodles of encouragement as new moms adjust to the trials, tribulations, and unrelenting chaos of life with a tot. SIZE:
5.25 x 6.5 inches
Specs: Paperback with flaps, 128 pages;
3 pull-out postcards; illustrations Inner: 4
No. 50042 99 Pick-Me-Ups for New Mamas
$6.00
The Pregnancy Book for Men Hooray, this prenatal book for guys doesn’t assume he’s a meathead. Urbane and funny, with sound info and stylish illustration, The Pregnancy Book for Men is realistic but not terrifying. (“Week 28: If you once believed that pretty girls poop glass marbles and never fart or burp, you’ve probably learned a lot by now.”) With an easy-to-digest, week-by-week format, this guide will be his go-to for all forty weeks.
Let kids prove their love with these activity booklets designed to delight (and tease) the folks. Full of funny, colorful illustrations and activities (chart Dad’s moods on a graph! Make a button for Mom to wear!), each book makes a fetching keepsake for kids to give to the loving despots in their lives. SIZE:
No. 31055 Pregnancy Book for Men $7.50
5.75 x 8.25 inches
Specs: Paperback; 48 pages; full-color
throughout
No. 31050 Dear Mom $4.50
No. 31051 Dear Dad $4.50
Inner: 4 Ages:
4+
SIZE: 5.75 x 7.25 inches Specs: Paperback; 144 pages; full-color
throughout; 100+ illustrations Inner: 3
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Lines for All OCcasions File Folders, page 41 Lines for All Occasions has been putting words in mouths for many successful and highly quotable volumes. With compelling compliments, slanderous slams, and romantic repartee, these pocket-sized prompters provide the appropriate (or deliberately inappropriate) script for every encounter. SIZE:
3.5 x 5.75 inches
New
Specs: Hardcover, 112 pages; cloth cover
with gold foil stamping Inner: 4
NEW No. 50119 Cop-Outs & Alibis $4.50
No. 50107 Excuses & Lies $4.50
No. 50108 Insults & Comebacks $4.50
No. 50109 Pickups & Come-Ons $4.50
No. 50112 Pep Talks & Picker-Uppers $4.50
No. 50115 Put-Downs & Zingers $4.50
No. 50116 Flattery & Faint Praise $4.50
No. 50117 Guilt Trips & Mind Games $4.50
No. 50118 Sweet Nothings & Pillow Talk $4.50
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 58. NO. 91137
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TALKING TAPE
File Folders
Our Talking Tape looks like a correction-tape pen, but it doesn’t erase your mistakes— it lets you add to the conversation. Place your wit (almost) anywhere—on notes, envelopes, parcels, and more. Just click the top and get rollin’.
SIZE:
Package: 2.25 x 6.25 inches; Tape: 1 x 0.75 x 4.5 inches
Specs: Plastic shell with retractable applicator tip; one-sided
transparent decorative tape Pkg:
Blister pack; peggable
Inner: 6
The ultimate mix of fun and functionality, our File Folders are quintessential staples for home or office that are known to speak for themselves—and everyone else. SIZE:
11.75 x 9.5 inches
Specs: 6 file folders, 1 of each style PKg:
Shrinkwrapped
Inner: 6
POP DISPLAY No. 10033 Blah $3.00
No. 10034 Whatever $3.00
No. 10035 WTF $3.00
FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 58. NO. 91142
No. 10036 XOXO $3.00
No. 70208 Days of the Week $4.50
No. 70209 Honest Acronyms $4.50
Receiptables not-your-average Index Cards We’ve given that ol’ studying standby, the index card, a makeover. In addition to peppy colors, we’ve added a thick rubber band to keep the stack together. Prep for finals, outline that novel you keep meaning to write, or record a cherished recipe in style. SIZE:
3 x 5 inches
Specs: 60 cards (3 different colors); notch
No. 70062 Tabbed $3.00
No. 70063 Indexed $3.00
with rubber band Pkg:
Shrinkwrapped
Inner: 6
Not everyone takes notes on a phone, tablet or computer
Organize those bits and slips of paper once and for all. From running your finances to tracking spending and all the everyday flotsam in between, Money Receiptables will help you manage everything so you can take care of business. With a themed pad, accordion pockets, adhesive tab labels, and a pen, keeping track of it all is a categorical cinch.
Rotating Stamp We put the right message right where you need it: on a convenient rotating stamp! With twelve eminently inkable phrases (plus ink pad), this witty gadget does the talking and backtalking for you. SIZE: Stamp: 2.5 x 3 x 1 inches; Ink pad:
2.5 x 2 x 0.5 inches; Box: 3.75 x 8 x 1.25 inches Specs: Rotating rubber stamp with plastic
handle; red or black ink pad SIZE: 4 x 7.25 x 1 inches Specs: Accordion-style organizer with
elastic closure; 6 tabbed section dividers with preprinted labels; notepad; pen
No. 15155 Money $6.00
PKg: Box with clear acetate window;
peggable Inner: 4
PKg: Shrinkwrapped Inner: 4
Personal Library Kit
Wrist Notes Our bestselling Personal Library Kit reintroduces old-fashioned library circulation techniques for fun and book retention. The kit’s self-adhesive pockets, checkout cards, date stamper, and keepsake box have bibliophiles everywhere channeling their inner librarian. Plus, when the stacks are empty, you can reload your Personal Library Kit with a handy refill pack!
We’ve brought the to-do list to a place it’s never been: your wrist. Write, wrap, and ta-da—you’ll never forget the milk again. Who needs a string around the finger when these paper bracelets are so much cooler? SIZE: Packaging: 3.75 x 12.25 inches;
Bracelet: 11 x 0.5 inches Specs: 25 bracelets (5 designs); diecuts to
hold bracelet in place Pkg: Heat-sealed polybag; backer card
with keyhole punch Inner: 6
No. 10023 Office Jargon $6.00
SIZE:
No. 10134 Check It Off $3.00
No. 10135 Friendly Reminder $3.00
6 x 7.5 x 1.25 inches
Specs: 20 self-adhesive pockets and
checkout cards; date stamp and inkpad; pencil; paper-over-board box with acetate lid PKg:
Shrinkwrapped
Great for kids’ libraries, too! No. 15000 Personal Library Kit $8.00
No. 15001 Personal Library Kit Refill $3.00
SIZE: 3 x 5 x 0.75 inches Specs: 15 self-adhesive pockets and
checkout cards PKg: Cello bag Inner: 8
Inner: 4
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Nifty Notes Knock Knock’s communicatory Nifty Notes allow everyone, regardless of their actual verbal capabilities, to pass judgment and spit wit on paper. Make your point with just one sheet at a time!
SIZE: 4 x 5.25 inches Specs: 50 sheets; adhesive binding PKg: Shrinkwrapped Inner: 6
New NEW No. 12124 Nerd Alert $2.25
No. 12060 Apology $2.25
New NEW No. 12125 Nailed It $2.25
No. 12073 Pep Talk $2.25
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NEW No. 12123 Dear Santa $2.25
No. 12075 Bitch Citation $2.25
No. 12094 Office Citation $2.25 each
No. 12096 Mom Note $2.25
No. 12097 Hot Mess Citation $2.25
No. 12098 Awesome Citation $2.25
No. 12099 My Bad $2.25
No. 12120 I Heart You $2.25
No. 12121 Sexy Citation $2.25
No. 12122 You Suck $2.25
No. 12056 Prescription $2.25
No. 12078 High Five $2.25
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 58. NO. 91122
Desktop Pads
No. 12087 Passive-Aggressive $2.25
No. 12088 WTF $2.25
No. 12091 Parking Citation $2.25
No. 12092 Just Sayin’ $2.25
Knock Knock’s gratifyingly plump Desktop Pads offer a contemporary twist on the classic computer-adjacent tablet. With pithy wit and functional elegance, these chunky little champs help you express your befuddlement and incredulity every day while maintaining your composure. SIZE: 4.5 x 5.5 inches Specs: 150 sheets; paper tape binding with
two metal posts
No. 12111 WTF $5.00
No. 12112 Blah Blah $5.00
No. 12113 Seriously? $5.00
PKg: Shrinkwrapped Inner: 4
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Alter Ego Pads Inspired by the gilt lettering once found on the doors of private eyes, professors, and lawyers, these handsome pads boldly proclaim your inner reality. Unapologetic but not uncivilized, they truly tell it like it is—while revealing who’s really in charge. SIZE:
3-way pads
New
Triple the functionality, triple the humor, triple the fun: our 3-Way Pads are a trifecta of goodness. Three tiers ensure you’ll never be caught without a way to categorize your tasks, while a protective acetate cover ensures your notes will stay nice and tidy. Who says three’s a crowd?
New
SIZE:
Small: 3.25 x 5.5 inches; Large: 3.5 x 8 inches
Specs: Acetate cover; 60 pages; 3 tiers; 20 pages per tier;
binding tape Inner: Small: 8; Large: 6
5 x 7 inches
Specs: 50 sheets; binding tape; acetate
cover with foil stamping
NEW No. 12118 Subconscious $4.00
Inner: 6
NEW No. 12119 Creative Genius $4.00
No. 12114 Dirty Mind $4.00
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 59. NO. 91172
No. 11986 Seriously. $2.50
No. 11987 Nonsense $2.50
No. 11988 Someday $3.50
No. 11989 Utter Crap $3.50
Keyboard Pads
No. 12115 Ego $4.00
No. 12116 Inner Child $4.00
No. 12117 Evil Twin $4.00
Your desk’s real estate is precious. Shouldn’t you put every last square inch to work? Our Keyboard Pads combine the adhesive abilities of a sticky note and the list-making properties of a notepad, guaranteeing that the spot under your wrists will never be wasted again. Long, lean, and undeniably functional, these are officemates you’ll actually enjoy.
No. 11190 Five Days a Week $5.00
Pocketbook Notes It’s time to stop scribbling on cocktail napkins and crumpled receipts. Elevate your ambitious intentions and narcissistic notions with these sleek little folios. Featuring refined colors and magnetic closures, Pocketbook Notes are chic enough to show off—but can keep a secret, too.
No. 11191 Information Central $5.00
SIZE: 15 x 3 inches Specs: Notepad: 12 x 3 inches; Sticky note: 3 x 3 inches; 60 sheets
with cardstock backer PKg: Shrinkwrapped Inner: 6
No. 11192 Deal With This $5.00
No. 11193 Things I’ll Forget to Remember $5.00
SIZE: 3.5 x 5.25 inches Specs: 60 sheets; faux leather–wrapped portfolio; foil stamping
and deboss; interior pocket; magnetic closure Inner: 4
Paper Mousepads POP DISPLAY
With sixty pages for notations, located in the most convenient spot—right under your hand—our Paper Mousepads help you streamline your desk space and better utilize time spent at your computer. Your thoughts will never escape you again!
FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 59. NO. 91168
No. 12158 Secret Notes $6.00
No. 12159 Selfish Needs $6.00
No. 12160 Evil Schemes $6.00
No. 12161 Grandiose Plans $6.00
SIZE: 9.5 x 8 inches Specs: 60 sheets; adhesive binding
No. 12600 5 Days a Week $5.00
No. 12601 Information Central $5.00
Put your desktop to work!
on top and left sides PKg: Shrinkwrapped Inner: 6
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Knock Knock Pads Since 2003, Knock Knock Pads have been blazing trails of notepad ingenuity, organizing lives, tickling funny bones, spawning imitators, and so much more. SIZE: 6 x 9 inches Specs: 60 sheets; adhesive binding PKg:
Shrinkwrapped
Inner: 6
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 58. NO. 91117
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New
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NEW No. 12273 NEW No. 12274 Tomorrow Is Another Day $3.25 Why You’re Really . . . Awesome $3.25
NEW No. 12271 Things . . . for the Holidays $3.25
No. 12208 Paper Voodoo $3.25
No. 12217 Make a Decision $3.25
No. 12226 All Out Of (Blue) (with magnet) $3.25
No. 12227 All Out Of (Pink) (with magnet) $3.25
No. 12243 Hey Asshole $3.25
No. 12244 Crap $3.25
No. 12245 To Do (Red) $3.25
No. 12007 To Do (Blue) $3.25
No. 12018 What to Eat (with magnet) $3.25
No. 12019 All Out Of (Red) (with magnet) $3.25
No. 12023 Things . . . Happy $3.25
No. 12228 Self-Therapy $3.25
No. 12031 Pack This! $3.25
No. 12044 Things . . . Piss Me Off $3.25
No. 12045 Things . . . House (with magnet) $3.25
No. 12203 Why I Must . . . Sex $3.25
No. 12252 Hand-Lettered All Out Of (with magnet) $3.25
No. 12258 This Week $3.25
No. 12263 What I Ate $3.25
No. 12264 Things Mom Needs $3.25
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Knock Knock Pads
On-the-Go Mini Game Pads We asked ourselves how we could make our On-the-Go Game Pads a little more travel-friendly, and upon deep meditation, we found the answer: make them smaller! Ideally sized for pockets and packs, these road buddies are the remedy for the backseat, train seat, and plane seat blues.
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 59. NO. 91152
No. 12611 Mini Game Pad 1 $2.50
SIZE: 4 x 6 inches Specs: Cardstock cover; adhesive binding;
No. 12265 No. 12266 Why I’m in a . . . Bad Mood $3.25 Random Notes $3.25
No. 12612 Mini Game Pad 2 $2.50
45 sheets; 3 games, 15 sheets each
No. 12267 Get Your Shit Together $3.25
PKg: Shrinkwrapped Inner: 6
Perforated Pads Your brain is divided in half, as is your life. Why fight it? With these uniquely dualistic to-do lists, you can attend to different sides of your existence—all the while keeping them nice and separate. Multitasking was never so easy.
SIZE: 6 x 9 inches Specs: 60 sheets; chipboard backer; adhesive binding PKg: Shrinkwrapped Inner: 6
Our pads tell it like it is! No. 12269 WTF Am I Doing? $3.25
No. 12270 Daily Intention Tracker $3.25
No. 12272 All Out Of (Green) (with magnet) $3.25
New NEW No. 11993 Pros / Cons $3.50
New
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NEW No. 11994 Crap / More Crap $3.50
NEW No. 11992 Naughty / Nice $3.50
No. 11984 To Do / To Buy $3.50
On-the-Go Game Pads Sometimes you just need a little fun to keep yourself occupied till the bus arrives or the movie starts—so bring our On-the-Go Game Pads along. Packed with five fun activities for young and old alike, each pad is the battery-free, all-paper antidote to boredom and ennui. All you add is the pencil.
Over 100,000 sold!
SIZE: 6 x 9 inches Specs: Cardstock cover; adhesive binding;
60 sheets; 5 games, 12 sheets each PKg: Shrinkwrapped Inner: 6
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No. 12262 Game Pad 1 $4.50
No. 12268 Game Pad 2 $4.50
No. 11985 At Home / At Work $3.50
No. 11990 Now / Later $3.50
No. 11991 Wants / Needs $3.50
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Sticky Notes Make your wit stick with our signature collection of sticky notes. Delivering efficient functionality with personality to spare, each sheet is a virtual powerhouse of communication potential. Buy them. Use them. Marvel at them. Just don’t lick them. SIZE:
New
3 x 3 inches
NEW No. 12475 Yay. $1.85
Specs: 100 sheets with repositionable
adhesive PKg: Shrinkwrapped
New NEW No. 12476 Is This Your Best Work? $1.85
New NEW No. 12477 Dude $1.85
No. 12427 Shit List $1.85
No. 12431 Duh $1.85
No. 12432 Just Sayin’ $1.85
No. 12433 OMG $1.85
No. 12439 Hand-Lettered Please $1.85
Inner: 8
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NEW No. 12471 Be Merry Sticky Note $1.85
NEW No. 12472 Ho Sticky Note $1.85
NEW No. 12473 Nice Balls Sticky Note $1.85
NEW No. 12474 Wish List Sticky Note $1.85
No. 12435 Mental Note $1.85
No. 12436 Crap $1.85
No. 12438 Hand-Lettered We Need to Talk $1.85
No. 12332 Complaint $1.85
No. 12422 WTF $1.85
No. 12425 Things . . . Piss Me Off $1.85
No. 12426 Nag Note $1.85
No. 12440 Hand-Lettered Deal With This $1.85
No. 12442 Seriously? $1.85
No. 12444 Oy Vey $1.85
No. 12445 Whatever $1.85
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 58. NO. 91147
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STicky Notes
No. 12446 XOXO $1.85
No. 12447 High Five $1.85
No. 12450 Hand-Lettered Thank You $1.85
No. 12457 TMI $1.85
No. 12469 Awesome $1.85
No. 12468 ASAP $1.85
No. 12470 FYI $1.85
Sticky Note Packets The demand for stickies knows no end, so we’ve created the ultimate mobile sets. Tucked inside these folios you’ll find a generous selection of stickies to keep you on the path of productive righteousness. According to our math, if one sticky pad is great, six pads are 8.42 times better. No. 12458 Mine! $1.85
No. 12459 Thumbs Up $1.85
No. 12462 Screw It $1.85
No. 12463 Blah, Blah, Blah $1.85
SIZE: Pads: 2.75 x 2.75 inches
Packet: 8.25 x 5.5 inches
No. 12510 Days of the Week $6.00
No. 12511 Honest Acronyms $6.00
No. 12700 To Accomplish $6.00
Specs: 6 pads, 40 sheets each with
repositionable adhesive PKg: Self-sealing polybag Inner: 4
Personality and functionality in one tidy package Fortune Stickies
No. 12464 Never Again $1.85
No. 12465 P.S. $1.85
No. 12466 You’re Cute $1.85
No. 12467 Hey Baby $1.85
Like movies and popcorn or vodka and tonic, sticky notes and fortunes are a classic combo that was just waiting to be discovered. Inspired by A Year of Fortunes (pages 13 and 34), this appealing little packet contains pith and whimsy for work, turning everyday memos into events of prophetic import! SIZE: Pads: 2.5 x 1.75 inches
Packet: 3.75 x 5 inches
Dole out destiny like a boss! No. 12452 Work $4.00
Specs: 4 pads (with repeating phrases),
40 sheets each with repositionable adhesive PKg: Self-sealing polybag Inner: 6
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Little Book of Love Notes You know your honey deserves sweet missives, but finding the time to get heartfelt is a hassle. This book of multiple-choice love notes makes romancing easier than sending flowers. Just pull a page from the book, fill it out, and leave it in a lunch bag, tuck it under a pillow, or hand it over in person. Then go bask in the adoration. SIZE: 5.75 x 4.75 inches
Love Tokens When you want to put forth minimum effort for maximum love, give ’em Love Tokens. The fifteen coupons inside are the one-size-fits-all way to someone special’s heart. You could say it with flowers or chocolate, but why?
No. 50039 Little Book of Love Notes $3.00
Dispensers
No. 10126 Love Tokens $2.50
SIZE: 5 x 2.25 inches
No. 10132 Fortune $5.00
Specs: 15 perforated coupons; bound with
embossed cover
SIZE:
Inner: 6
Specs: Paperback; 15 cardstock sheets;
This sturdy box may be compact, but it contains many answers—100 of them, to be precise. Our take on the iconic bakery number dispenser delivers fortunes or self-help, and looks great hanging on the wall or sitting on a desk. For a dose of daily whimsy, these oracles are just the ticket.
die-cut heart shape; adhesive binding; metallic foil stamping on cover
3.5 x 3.5 x 1.25 inches
Specs: Cardstock box; opening at bottom
Little gifts—big love!
Inner: 6
No. 10133 Self-Help $5.00
to pull tickets through; 100 perforated paper tickets; die-cut hole for hanging Pkg:
Shrinkwrapped
Inner: 4
Vouchers
Flashcards
Knock Knock Vouchers are classy, clean, and reject saccharine sentiment in favor of real affection and utility. Offering a range of favors from road trips to the last word, they allow givers to express love in refreshingly nonmaterial ways.
SIZE:
8 x 3.25 inches
Specs: 20 perforated coupons; bound, with metallic foil stamping
on cover Inner: 6
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 59. NO. 91167
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Knock Knock Flashcards feature the latest terminology in various vernaculars. From amateurs to experts, everyone’s vocabulary is sure to improve both on the street and at the shrink’s. With bestselling style and a bonus game insert, these cards ensure you’ll sound in the know—wherever you go! SIZE:
3.75 x 5 x 1 inches
Specs: 50 cards; accordion-fold
game insert
NEW No. 10129 Holiday Vouchers $3.50
No. 12011 Lovers $3.50
No. 12013 Friends $3.50
No. 12306 Slang $5.00
No. 12318 Therapy $5.00
PKg: Tuck-top playing-card box;
shrinkwrapped Inner: 6
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 58. NO. 91146
Kids’ Flashcards
Give them what they really want— your time!
No. 10127 Mom $3.50
No. 10128 Dad $3.50
Children love to learn and say crazy-sounding words, not to mention impress grownups with them, so we created Big Word Flashcards, featuring some of the coolest multisyllabic terms in the dictionary. Our Silly Word Flashcards are packed with the same hybrid of zany definitions, childfriendly pronunciations, and playful illustrations. Ages 6+. SIZE:
3.75 x 5.5 inches
Create an instant smarty-pants! No. 10104 Big Word $6.00
No. 10107 Silly Word $6.00
Specs: 25 cards; accordion-fold
game insert; ages 6+ PKg: Paper-over-board box with hinged
lid; shrinkwrapped
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Indelicate Doilies
Fifty Farts Index Cards, page 40
Our winningly wry coasters call attention to your sense of humor while also instilling good manners in your guests. With bold dictums and dainty designs, Indelicate Doilies encourage party etiquette in the only language the thirsty masses are sure to understand—drinking vulgarity! SIZE: 5-inch diameter Specs: 8 coasters, 2 each of 4 designs PKG:
No. 10056 Douchebag $5.00
Resealable clear bag; peggable
These meticulously researched cards detail the ins—and outs—of a physiological phenomenon that has fascinated humanity for eons. Grounded in solid science but written in plain English, the cards enable users to diagnose fifty varieties of flatuosity and apply their knowledge in the field. With two bonus farts included, each set also doubles as playing cards, giving new meaning to the term “royal flush.”
No. 10124 Farts Deck $4.00
Inner: 6 SIZE: Box: 3.75 x 2.5 x 0.75 inches
Cards: 3.75 x 2.5 inches Specs: 52 cards PKG: Cardstock box with top and bottom
flaps and thumb notch; cards shrinkwrapped inside box Inner: 6
Compacts Like the BFF who kindly informs you that your lipstick’s smudged or you have spinach in your teeth, our compacts are an indispensable addition to makeup bags everywhere. One side is magnified and the other is a regular mirror, because sometimes you need to look at things closely—and sometimes you probably shouldn’t. SIZE:
2.75 x 2.75 inches
Specs: Acrylic case with two mirrors; one
New
New
NEW No. 10044 Are You Ready $5.00
NEW No. 10045 Beautiful $5.00
No. 10040 Face It $5.00
No. 10041 Caution $5.00
No. 10042 WTF $5.00
No. 10043 Hello $5.00
regular, one 2x magnified Inner: 4
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 59. NO. 91165
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Knock Knock Product Displays Our stuff looks even sharper in a product showcase designed to attract the eye and appeal to every shopper’s kid-in-a-candy-store impulse. Choose a point-of-purchase display for your favorite Nifty Notes, Knock Knock Pads, Sticky Notes, and more! For the truly committed, our spinning Product Tower ensures that you’ve most definitely got all the good stuff. No. 91117 Pads Display
No. 91122 Nifty Notes Display
No. 91137 Lines for All Occasions Display
No. 91165 Compacts Display
No. 91152 Mini Game Pads Display
No. 91166 100 Reasons to Panic Display
19.25 x 17.75 x 6 inches Holds 36 units
13 x 16 x 6.5 inches Holds 36 units
8.75 x 9.25 x 7 inches Holds 16 units
6.25 x 8 x 4.5 inches Holds 16 units
9 x 9 x 3.5 inches Holds 12 units
9 x 8 x 7.5 inches Holds 16 units
No. 91142 File Folder Display
No. 91146 Flashcards Display
No. 91147 Sticky Note Corrugate Display
13.5 x 8.5 x 4.5 inches Holds 6 units
8 x 5 x 6.75 inches Holds 12 units
9.75 x 11 x 8 inches Holds 54 units
No. 91169 Product Tower 17 x 75.5 x 17 inches (Shelves adjustable height) Large shelves: 14 x 3.5 inches Small shelves: 7.25 x 5.75 inches
No. 91166 No. 91167 Mini Inner-Truth Journal Display Vouchers Display
No. 91168 Pocketbook Notes Display
9 x 8 x 7.5 inches Holds 16 units
8 x 12 x 9.25 inches Holds 16 units
8.75 x 11.5 x 10.25 inches Holds 24 units
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No. 91148 Small Single Book Display
No. 91151 Large Single Book Display
No. 91164 Fill-in-the-Blank Journals Display
No. 91172 Alter Ego Pads Display
NEW No. 91173 Personality Pads Display
9 x 6 x 6.5 inches
9 x 11 x 7.75 inches
10.25 x 5 x 5.75 inches Holds 16 units
11 x 11 x 8.5 inches Holds 24 units
11.25 x 15.5 x 7 inches Holds 16 units
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Product Index 3-Way Pads, 45 5 Days a Week Paper Mousepad, 45 99 Pick-Me-Ups for New Mamas, 36 100 Reasons to Panic about Being a Cat Lady, 35 100 Reasons to Panic about Being a Grownup (NEW), 15, 35 100 Reasons to Panic about Being Single, 35 100 Reasons to Panic about Being a Cat Lady Journal, 31 100 Reasons to Panic about Getting Married, 35 100 Reasons to Panic about Getting Married Journal, 31 100 Reasons to Panic about Getting Old, 35 100 Reasons to Panic about Getting Old Journal, 31 100 Reasons to Panic about Having a Baby, 35 100 Reasons to Panic about Having a Baby Journal, 31 100 Reasons to Panic Books, 15, 35 100 Reasons to Panic Journals, 31
Creative Genius Alter Ego Pad (NEW), 17, 44 Cubicle Guest Book, 31
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Edge Notebooks (NEW), 8 Ego Alter Ego Pad, 44 Excuses & Lies for All Occasions, 38 Evidence Journals (NEW), 3 Evil Evidence Journal (NEW), 3 Evil Schemes Pocketbook Notes, 44 Evil Twin Alter Ego Pad, 44
Activity Books, 37 Affirmators! (NEW), 16 All Out Of Knock Knock Pad (Blue), 47 All Out Of Knock Knock Pad (Green), 48 All Out Of Knock Knock Pad (Pink), 47 All Out Of Knock Knock Pad (Red), 46 Alter Ego Pads, 17, 44 The Anti-Social Network Journal, 32 Apology Nifty Note, 42 Are You Ready Compact (NEW), 25, 56 ASAP Sticky Note, 53 At Home / At Work Perforated Pad, 49 Awesome Citation Nifty Note, 43 Awesome Sticky Note, 53
B Bathroom Guest Book, 31 Be Merry Sticky Note (NEW), 28, 50 Beautiful Compact (NEW), 25, 56 Big Word Flashcards, 55 Bitch Citation Nifty Note, 42 Blah Blah Desktop Pad, 43 Blah, Blah, Blah Sticky Note, 52 Blah Edge Notebook (NEW), 8 Blah Talking Tape, 40 Books, 10—15, 35–38 Bullshit Ribbon Journal (NEW), 5
C Calm the F*ck Down, 35 Card Deck, 56 Caution Compact, 56 Cheerful in 100 Days, 37 Check It Off Wrist Notes, 40 The Chuck It List, 31 Compacts, 25, 56 Complaint Sticky Note, 50 The Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You, 36 Composition books (NEW), 6—7 Cop-Outs & Alibis for All Occasions (NEW), 14, 38 Couch Guest Book, 31 COUPONS, 26, 54 Crap Knock Knock Pad, 47 Crap Sticky Note, 51 Crap / More Crap Perforated Pad (NEW), 21, 49
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D Daily Intention Tracker Knock Knock Pad, 48 Days of the Week File Folders, 41 Days of the Week Sticky Note Packet, 53 Deal With This Keyboard Pad, 45 Dear Dad, 37 Dear Mom, 37 Dear Santa Nifty Note (NEW), 28, 42 Desktop Pads, 43 Dirty Mind Alter Ego Pad, 44 Dispensers, 55 Doilies, 56 Dream Journal, 32 Dude Sticky Note (NEW), 24, 50 Duh Sticky Note, 51
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F Face It Compact, 56 Fake Swears, 35 Fifty Farts Card Deck, 56 FILE FOLDERS, 41 Fill-in-the-Blank Journals, 2, 30 Five Days a Week Keyboard Pad, 45 Flashcards, 55 Flattery & Faint Praise for All Occasions, 38 Fortune Dispenser, 55 FORTUNE STICKIES, 53 Friendly Reminder Wrist Notes, 40 The Fuck It List, 31 The Funny One Composition Book (NEW), 6 FYI Sticky Note, 53
G Game Pad 1, 48 Game Pad 2, 48 Game Pads, 48—49 Get Your Shit Together Knock Knock Pad, 48 Gift Tags, 26 Good Evidence Journal (NEW), 3 Grandiose Plans Pocketbook Notes, 44 Great Big Stickies (NEW), 23 GUEST BOOKS, 31 Guilt Trips & Mind Games for All Occasions, 38
H Hand-Lettered All Out Of Knock Knock Pad, 47 Hand-Lettered Deal With This Sticky Note, 51 HAND-LETTERED KNOCK KNOCK CLASSICS, 47, 51—52 HAND-LETTERED KNOCK KNOCK Pads, 47 Hand-Lettered Please Sticky Note, 51 HAND-LETTERED STICKY NOTES, 51— 52 Hand-Lettered Thank You Sticky Note, 52 Hand-Lettered We Need to Talk Sticky Note, 51 Hello Compact, 56
Hey Asshole Knock Knock Pad, 47 Hey Baby Sticky Note, 52 High Five Nifty Note, 42 High Five Sticky Note, 52 Holiday stuff, 26—28, 42, 46, 49—50, 54 Holiday Vouchers (NEW), 26, 54 Honest Acronyms File Folders, 41 Honest Acronyms Sticky Note Packet, 53 Ho Sticky Note (NEW), 28, 50 Ho-Ho-Holiday Gift Tags (NEW), 26, 50 Hot Mess Citation Nifty Note, 43 How to Have a Very Bad Dog, 36 How to Traumatize Your Children, 36 Hyper-Organized Composition Book (NEW), 6
I I Can’t Sleep Inner-Truth Journal, 33 I Can’t Sleep Mini Inner-Truth Journal, 34 I Gotta Be Me Inner-Truth Journal, 33 I Heart You Nifty Note, 43 I Need to Unplug Inner-Truth Journal, 33 I Need to Unplug Mini Inner-Truth Journal (NEW), 9, 34 Ideas Edge Notebook (NEW), 8 I’ll Never Write in This Journal (NEW), 4 I’m Kind of Awesome Inner-Truth Journal, 33 I’m Doing My Best Inner-Truth Journal, 33 I’m Doing My Best Mini Inner-Truth Journal, 34 I’m So Freaking Freaked Out Inner-Truth Journal (NEW), 9, 33 Important Topics Composition Book (NEW), 7 Information Central Keyboard Pad, 45 Information Central Paper Mousepad, 45 In My Humble Opinion Inner-Truth Journal, 33 In My Humble Opinion Mini Inner-Truth Journal, 34 In the Backseat, 37 Inconsequential Dilemmas, 36 Indelicate Doilies, 56 Index Cards, 40 Indexed Index Cards, 40 Inner Child Alter Ego Pad, 44 INNER-TRUTH JOURNALS, 9, 33 Insults & Comebacks for All Occasions, 38 Is This Your Best Work? Sticky Note (NEW), 24, 50 It Is What It Is. Great Big Sticky (NEW), 23 It’s Gonna Be Okay Inner-Truth Journal, 33 It’s Gonna Be Okay Mini Inner-Truth Journal, 34
J JOURNALS, 2—9, 30—34 Just Sayin’ Nifty Note, 42 Just Sayin’ Sticky Note, 51
K Keyboard Pads, 45 KIDS’ STUFF, 37, 55 KNOCK KNOCK PADS, 20, 46—48
L Library Kit, 41 LICK (NEW), 11 LINES FOR ALL OCCASIONS, 14, 38 Little Book of Love Notes, 54 Little Philosophers, Big Questions!, 37 Love Tokens, 54 Lovers Vouchers, 54
M The Made-Up Words Project (NEW), 10 Make a Decision Knock Knock Pad, 47 Mental Note Sticky Note, 51 Mine! Sticky Note, 52 Mini Game Pads, 49 MINI INNER-TRUTH JOURNALS, 9, 34 Mom Note Nifty Note, 43 Money Receiptables, 41 MOUSEPADS, 45 My Bad Nifty Note, 43 My Bed Guest Book, 31 My Dysfunctions Inner-Truth Journal, 33 My Dysfunctions Mini Inner-Truth Journal, 34 My Pet Peeves Mini Inner-Truth Journal, 34
N Nag Note Sticky Note, 50 Nailed It Nifty Note (NEW), 22, 42 Naughty / Nice Perforated Pad (NEW), 27, 49 Nerd Alert Nifty Note (NEW), 22, 42 Never Again Sticky Note, 52 Nice Balls Sticky Note (NEW), 28, 50 NIFTY NOTES, 22, 42—43 Nonsense 3-Way Pad, 45 Not at All Urgent Great Big Sticky (NEW), 23 Not-Your-Average Index Cards, 40 Notebook Ribbon Journal (NEW), 5 Now / Later Perforated Pad, 49
O Office Citation Nifty Note, 43 Office Jargon Rotating Stamp, 41 OMG Sticky Note, 51 On-the-Go Game Pads, 48—49 On-the-Go Game Pad 1, 48 On-the-Go Game Pad 2, 48 On-the-Go Mini Game Pad 1, 49 On-the-Go Mini Game Pad 2, 49 Oy Vey Sticky Note, 51
P P.S. Sticky Note, 52 Pack This! Knock Knock Pad, 46 PADS, 17—21, 43—49 Panic Journals, 31 PAPER MOUSEPADS, 45 Paper Voodoo Knock Knock Pad, 47 Parking Citation Nifty Note, 42 Passive-Aggressive Nifty Note, 42 Pep Talk Nifty Note, 42 Pep Talks & Picker-Uppers for All Occasions, 38 Perforated Pads, 21, 27, 49 Personal Library Kit, 41 Personal Library Kit Refill, 41 Personality Pads (NEW), 18—19 Petsies Photo Album, 32 Photo Albums, 32 Pickups & Come-Ons for All Occasions, 38 Pocketbook Notes, 44 Portable Cheerleader Personality Pad (NEW), 19 Portable Micromanager Personality Pad (NEW), 18 Portable Pessimist Personality Pad (NEW), 19 Portable Therapist Personality Pad (NEW), 18 The Pregnancy Book for Men, 36 Prescription Nifty Note, 42
Pros / Cons Perforated Pad (NEW), 21, 49 Put-Downs & Zingers for All Occasions, 38
R Random Notes Knock Knock Pad, 48 Receiptables, 41 Ribbon Holiday Gift Tags (NEW), 26 Ribbon Journals (NEW), 5 Rotating Stamp, 41
S Screw It Sticky Note, 52 Secret Notes Pocketbook Notes, 44 Self-Help Dispenser, 55 Self-Therapy Knock Knock Pad, 47 Selfies Photo Album, 32 Selfish Needs Pocketbook Notes, 44 Seriously. 3-Way Pad, 45 Seriously? Desktop Pad, 43 Seriously? Sticky Note, 51 Sexy Citation Nifty Note, 43 Shit List Sticky Note, 51 Silly Word Flashcards, 55 Slang Flashcards, 55 Someday 3-Way Pad, 45 SPECIALTY JOURNALS, 2—9, 30—34 Stamp, 41 STICKY NOTE PACKETS, 53 STICKY NOTES, 23—24, 28, 50—53 Subconscious Alter Ego Pad (NEW), 17, 44 Sweet Nothings & Pillow Talk for All Occasions, 38
T Tabbed Index Cards, 40 Tags, 26 Talking Tape, 40 Therapy Flashcards, 55 Things I’ll Forget to Remember Keyboard Pad, 45 Things Mom Really Needs Knock Knock Pad, 47 Things to Do Around the House Knock Knock Pad, 46 Things You Do that Really Piss Me Off Knock Knock Pad, 46 Things You Do that Really Piss Me Off Sticky Note, 50 Things You Must Do for the Holidays Knock Knock Pad (NEW), 27, 46 Things You Must Do to Make Me Happy Knock Knock Pad, 46 This Week Knock Knock Pad, 47 Thumbs Up Sticky Note, 52 TMI Sticky Note, 52 To Accomplish Sticky Note Packet, 53 To Do Knock Knock Pad (Blue), 46 To Do Knock Knock Pad (Red), 47 To Do / To Buy Perforated Pad, 49 Today’s Plan of Attack Great Big Sticky (NEW), 23 Tomorrow Is Another Day Knock Knock Pad (NEW), 20, 46
Vouchers for Holidays (NEW), 26. 54 Vouchers for Lovers, 54 Vouchers for Mom, 54
W Wants / Needs Perforated Pad, 49 What I Ate Knock Knock Pad, 47 What I Love About Dad Journal, 30 What I Love About Grandma Journal, 30 What I Love About Mom Journal, 30 What I Love About You, Sis Journal (NEW), 2, 30 What I Love About Us Journal (NEW), 2, 30 What I Love About You Journal, 30 What I Wish for You Journal, 30 What to Eat Knock Knock Pad, 46 Whatever Edge Notebook (NEW), 8 Whatever Ribbon Journal (NEW), 5 Whatever Sticky Note, 51 Whatever Talking Tape, 40 Why I Must Have Sex with You Knock Knock Pad, 46 Why I’m in a Really Bad Mood Knock Knock Pad, 48 Why You’re My Bestie Journal, 30 Why You’re Really Awesome Knock Knock Pad (NEW), 20, 46 Why You’re So Awesome Journal, 30 Why You’re So Hot Journal, 30 Why You’re So Super, Kiddo Journal, 30 Wine Journal, 32 Wish List Sticky Note (NEW), 28, 50 Work Fortune Stickies, 53 Wrist Notes, 40 WTF Am I Doing Knock Knock Pad, 48 WTF Compact, 56 WTF Desktop Pad, 43 WTF Nifty Note, 42 WTF Sticky Note, 50 WTF Talking Tape, 40
X XOXO Sticky Note, 52 XOXO Talking Tape, 40
Y Yay. Sticky Note (NEW), 24, 50 Year of Fortunes, 34 Year of Fortunes: Love & Romance (NEW), 13, 34 You Suck Nifty Note, 43 Yours for the Taking (NEW), 12 You’re Cute Sticky Note, 52
U Utter Crap 3-Way Pad, 45
V Voucher Book for Women, 37 VOUCHERS, 26, 37, 54 Vouchers for Dad, 54 Vouchers for Friends, 54
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