City Snap: Berry Hill, Jokes

5. A man and a dog were going down the street.

The man rode, yet walked.

What was the dog’s name? 6. Why can't we take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? 7. Lovely and round, I'm shimmery white, grown in the darkness, a lady's delight. What am I? 8. What is seen in the middle of March and April that can't be seen at the beginning or end of each month? 9. I come from a mine and get surrounded by wood.

Many people use me.

What am I? 10. A woman shoots her husband, then holds him underwater for five minutes. Next she hangs him. Right after they enjoy a lovely meal.

Explain. Answers

1. Just one. After that your stomach is no longer empty. 2. Tuesday was the horse's name. 3. Pants 4. A jailer watches cells and a jeweller sells watches. 5. Yet 6. A wooden leg is not a camera. 7. A Pearl 8. The letter R 9. Pencil lead 10. She took a picture of him and developed it in her darkroom.

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City Snap

Berry Hill marl hole and coal mine in 1937.

Jokes

Picasso was burgled and did a drawing of the robbers. Police arrested a horse and two sardines. No matter how kind you are, German children are always kinder. Did you hear about the tiny biscuit left crying? His mum was a wafer too long. My favourite teacher at school was Mrs. Turtle. Strange name but she tortoise well. I once got a friend angry as he thought the World was flat. He stormed off saying he would walk to the edge of the world to prove me wrong... ... He'll come round eventually. It's weird, in all the Spiderman movies no villain has thought to put a giant glass on him. My son, a dentist just won the Dentist of the Year award, but all he got was a little plaque. My wife kept calling me Shirley this morning. Then I realised I had left my phone in Airplane mode. People call me self-centred, but that's enough about them. Is the opposite of a croissant a happy uncle?