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CAPITALIZING ON CANNABIS Oregon industry players look at data
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Leaf Barret sits down with Einstein
Reducing energy consumption
Can cryptocurrencies hold the key to cannabis industry’s financial security?
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CBD’s appeal, applications are far-reaching WEED AFICIONADOS ARE WELL-ACQUAINTED WITH THC. Tetrahydrocannabinol — you know, that part of the plant that gets you high — has defined cannabis strains for decades. It’s only recently that talk of THC has been eclipsed by its chemical counterpart — CBD. Cannabidiol, like THC, is just one of more than a hundred cannabinoids that make up the plant’s profile. But CBD is responsible for most of cannabis’ therapeutic effects. As more and more cannabis products are available to more and more people, including a demographic that has little interest in altered states of consciousness, CBD is getting more and more attention. A lot of that recognition comes from scientific studies of cannabis. There’s a laundry list of conditions that CBD is used to treat. Anxiety, autoimmune diseases, bowel disorders, diabetes, nausea and seizures all improve with doses of CBD. The anti-inflammatory and heart-healthy aspects of CBD are being explored, not to mention its neurogenesis potential. That is to say, weed may actually improve conscious memory and other brain functions! A potent inhibitor of cancer cells, CBD diminishes their proliferation and metastasis, as well was tumor growth. CBD’s benefit to breast-cancer patients was the focus of Dr. Sean McAllister, a scientist from San Francisco’s Pacific Medical Center. His findings imply that CBD may switch off the cancer-causing gene and provide patients with a nontoxic therapy for aggressive forms of the disease. Long used to treat the debilitating side effects of standard cancer drugs, cannabis doesn’t indiscriminately restore appetite. While THC does indeed incite the “munchies,” CBD actually suppresses appetite, making it an ideal medication for anyone watching his or her weight. It could even be a key ingredient in weight-loss drugs! Is there anything that doesn’t get better with CBD? It looks to us like the possibilities are nearly limitless. Growers and producers must agree as they eye even more discoveries on the horizon. Many are switching their focus from boosting THC percentages in cannabis to cultivating strains rich in CBD. That’s why our popular Strain Report reviews our favorite CBDs. This month’s issue also brings the best CBD products to our 420 Gear and Edibles departments, reflecting the rapidly growing 35-and-older demographic that favors health, stress reduction and relieving day-to-day aches and pains over getting high. Regards,
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State audit reveals inadequate marijuana monitoring, enforcement OLCC needs to beef up efforts, state officials say Source: OregonLive
The Oregon Liquor Control Commission lacks “robust” monitoring and enforcement controls to track the state’s $480 million marijuana industry, making illegal sales difficult to detect, a new audit concludes. The Secretary of State’s review raises alarms about how effectively the agency oversees the flourishing marijuana market in Oregon. The report comes as Oregon finds itself in the federal crosshairs for its role as an illegal exporter of cannabis to other states. Billy Williams, the U.S. attorney for Oregon, convened a summit earlier this month to discuss the illicit marijuana trade. Gov. Kate Brown, a steadfast defender of the industry, told Williams and others at the summit that the state has focused on instituting “extensive safety and tracking measures.” In a letter last year to U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions, Brown highlighted the state’s tight regulation of the burgeoning market. But the audit, made public this month, found that while the information systems themselves function well, monitoring and security are inadequate. The report cited a host of problems — from not enough inspectors to a reliance on marijuana businesses to report their own data. Auditors, who also uncovered errors and outdated information in the agency’s tracking systems, made 17 recommendations for improvements and noted that the liquor commission “generally agreed” with the findings. “Until these issues are resolved,” auditors noted, “the agency may not be able to detect noncompliance or illegal activity occurring in the recreational marijuana program.” They questioned the agency’s practice of allowing Oregon’s nearly 1,700 licensed marijuana businesses to self-report highly detailed information, including the number of plants in a grow operation and the weight of each harvest. In a letter to the state’s audits division, Steve Marks, the liquor commission’s executive director, said the agency is following up on “all aspects” of the audit.
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Marks called the audit “very helpful” and said the state’s regulatory system for marijuana is “a work in progress.” “It’s our highest value to stop black market diversion, to create a good consumer market,” Marks said, adding that the agency has so far referred to police about 100 cases of potential criminal violations by marijuana businesses. “Those are fundamental to our mission. We have been building out staff and systems to do that.” The agency last year sought money to hire an information technology officer, but lawmakers denied the request. Marks said the agency will again ask the Legislature for $197,000 during the current session to fund the position. In addition to identifying numerous technical problems, auditors concluded that the liquor commission doesn’t have enough inspectors to make occasional on-site visits to all the licensed cannabis businesses. The agency has 23 inspector positions; 18 are filled. Auditors said Oregon fares poorly compared with Alaska and Nevada, where there’s one inspector for every 18 marijuana licenses. In Oregon, auditors estimated that the state has one inspector for every 83 pot businesses.
Legal cannabis market brings economic growth Study points to positive nationwide impact Legal cannabis within the next three years will generate $39.6 billion in overall economic impact, 414.000 jobs, and more than $4 billion in tax receipts, according to recent data. The report by Arcview Market Research in partnership with BDS Analytics indicates 150-percent growth in the total economic output from legal cannabis, from $16 billion in 2017 to $40 billion by 2021. Arcview cites economic multiplier effects through which U.S. consumer spending on legal cannabis in 2021 of $20.8 billion will generate $39.6 billion in overall economic impact, 414.000 jobs, and more than $4 billion in tax receipts. Arcview also estimates that the legalization of adult-use (recreational) sales in California, will lead to the creation of nearly 99,000 industry jobs in the state by 2021, about a third of all cannabis jobs nationwide. Starting in January the state of California launched legal sales of cannabis products for recreational use. Tom Adams, editor in chief at Arcview Market Research and Principal Analyst at BDS Analytics explained, “Our data shows positive indicators across the board for the legal cannabis industry, in North America and around the globe. The passage of the 2016 ballot initiatives and continued maturation of the existing adult-use markets are the primary drivers of the growth this year. That’s nothing compared to what we can expect in 2018 and beyond from Nevada’s tourism, and California and Canada planning to launch adult-use sales in 2018.”
OLCC stiffens penalties for underage sales of marijuana Increased fines, suspensions follow lack of compliance A temporary rule increasing the penalties for selling marijuana to minors is on the books. The Oregon Liquor Control Commission’s approval includes a provision to revoke an individual’s marijuana worker permit if the permittee intentionally sells marijuana to a minor. For a first-time offense of the unintentional sale of marijuana to a minor, a retail licensee’s penalty increases to a 30-day license suspension or a fine of $4,950. Previously, the penalty was a 10-day license suspension or a $1,650 fine. The Commission re-evaluated penalties after reviewing recent compliance reports on minor decoy operations. “There’s no margin for error on making sure that marijuana doesn’t get in the hands of minors — period,” said Paul Rosenbaum, OLCC commission chairman. “The integrity of Oregon’s regulated system depends on industry compliance across the board.” The temporary rule took effect Jan. 26; OLCC staff will review compliance activity during the 180-day period the rule is in place. After the sixth-month period, based on that compliance record, and recommendations by staff, the commission will consider options for permanent rulemaking. Under the new sanction, penalties for multiple violations also increase. Two violations in a two-year period would result in an automatic 30-day license suspension; three violations in a two-year period would result in a license revocation. The previous penalties were a 10-day license suspension, and a 30-day license suspension respectively. Under the previous rule, a retail license would be revoked after a fourth violation in two years. The commission already has the authority to suspend or revoke a marijuana worker permit if a permittee violates any laws or rules applicable to a licensee. An intentional sale of marijuana by a marijuana worker permittee could include a retail employee selling to a friend known to be younger than 21. “It’s our core mission at the OLCC to prevent the sale of marijuana to minors,” said Steve Marks, OLCC executive director. “The early results are unacceptable, and we’ll keep holding retailers and their employees accountable until they get it right.”
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Embattled public figure rallies marijuana industry support Former Oregon first lady cultivates cannabis-consultant image Source: OregonLive
Former Oregon first lady Cylvia Hayes bolstered her brand as a budding cannabis consultant this month, traveling to Colorado as a featured speaker at major marijuana industry event. Hayes hosted the keynote session at the National Cannabis Industry Association’s Seed to Show conference in Denver. The conference panel over which she presided was called “Growing Your Business with Good in Mind: Corporate Social Responsibility.” The appearance comes about a month after Oregon ethics officials issued a damning report that found she had misused her public position for personal financial gain as first lady. A longtime business consultant focused on green energy, Hayes publicly branched out into the marijuana industry last summer with the launch of a sustainable cannabis email newsletter and a pitch to help weed companies “make money in an environmentally sound and socially beneficial manner.” In a bio for the Denver event, which organizers said drew 3,000 industry professionals from around the country, Hayes billed herself as chief sustainability officer for Deschutes Growery, a recreational pot company based in Bend. A recent article published in the Bend Bulletin reported that the company retained her several months ago as it set a goal to become carbon-neutral. While it’s unclear how much experience Hayes has in the cannabis industry, she previously acknowledged she had lived at a planned marijuana grow site in a remote area of Washington nearly two decades ago — before the state legalized medical or recreational pot. Hayes, who became first lady after fiance John Kitzhaber was elected governor in 2010, earned more than $200,000 during his term from private groups that paid her to advocate for green energy, ocean protection and economic policies. Those were the same policies she pursued as first lady and an unpaid but official policy adviser to the governor. That overlap — between Hayes’ role in the governor’s office and her consulting contracts with groups that wanted to
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influence Oregon’s environmental and economic policies — sparked state and federal criminal investigations. In a report published in January, the Oregon Government Ethics Commission said it found Hayes had broken ethics laws 22 times. The commission’s staff found that Hayes was able to obtain private advocacy jobs only because of her status as first lady and unique access to the governor and his staff. Commissioners could eventually impose penalties of up to $5,000 per violation, for a total of $110,000.
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TOKYO STARFISH Weed Aficionado Magazine singled out Tokyo Starfish in Bend for extending its reach across two locations: 542 N.W. Arizona Ave. and 61230 S. Highway 97. Hours are 9 a.m. to 10 p.m. Monday through Saturday and 10 a.m. to 8 p.m. Sunday at both stores. Tokyo Starfish’s Kale Gray tells us how the dispensary stays at the leading edge of a rising tide. WAM: What year did your doors open for business? TSF: Tokyo opened in July 2015. WAM: Do you service both recreational and medical users? TSF: Yes WAM: What is the biggest draw at your location? TSF: It’s the Tokyo experience — from our product selection, customer service and bud-tender knowledge. We just try to put smiles on our customers’ faces at the end of the day. WAM: What is the reason behind your business’ success? TSF: At Tokyo, we try to look at things from a different perspective. There is no one thing that makes us successful, but a culmination of quality products, customer service, store atmosphere, etc., that creates a unique customer experience for everyone who walks through the door. WAM: What inspired your passion for this industry? TSF: Everyone who is involved in the industry sees how the positive effects of legalization outweigh the negative by a landslide. For us, it’s about showing how beneficial legalization can be for users and non-users alike.
WAM: What are the biggest challenges that cannabis business owners face in the industry? TSF: Taxes, banking and the ever-changing rules. I must admit, the rules have become more concrete and, in my mind, the Oregon Liquor Control Commission has been a great partner rolling out this industry. They don’t have an easy job, but their approach has been successful in keeping all points of view happy. Not everyone may agree with me on this, but that’s OK. WAM: How have you adjusted to and/or responded to all the changes in the cannabis industry? TSF: We just roll with the punches and do our best each and every day. It also helps not to overreact when things do change. WAM: As the cannabis industry grows and improves, what developments are you most looking forward to in the future? TSF: Simply the adoption of our industry into the mainstream and the ability for all of us to start operating like regular businesses. We need to get marijuana declassified, banking opened up and taxes normalized.
WAM: What is your favorite part of the job? TSF: We get to sell weed! How great is that?! WAM: What’s new for your business in 2018? TSF: We’re always looking at how we can reach as many customers as possible and give each one of them the best experience imaginable. WAM: What do you think customers will demand more of in the near future? TSF: We think the cartridge and edible categories will continue to develop and help to bring more mainstream consumers into the market. Also, topicals are a great way for people to start learning the benefits of cannabis.
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WE JUST ROLL WITH THE PUNCHES AND DO OUR BEST EACH AND EVERY DAY. IT ALSO HELPS NOT TO OVERREACT WHEN THINGS DO CHANGE.
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Oregon industry players look at data BY BECKY GARRISON
More than a million new jobs
by 2025 and over $100 billion in federal tax revenue over eight years should have forecast a bright future for cannabis entrepreneurs, overshadowed by the approval of President Donald Trump’s tax bill. That was the outlook for members of Oregon’s cannabis business community attending a January meeting in Portland. The report conducted by New Frontier Data — based on full legalization and tax reform — predated the Trump bill, which reorganized the country’s tax structure. Yet New Frontier still predicted changes to accommodate cannabis at the federal level as more states legalize adult use. Capitalizing on the emerging cannabis industry was the focus of the Oregon Cannabis Association’s Jan. 24 Data and Compliance Event. While well-established demand sets cannabis apart from other emerging markets, Oregon’s industry players were cautioned against investing in excess supply and contributing to a crowded market that is approaching saturation.
... industry players were cautioned against investing in excess supply and contributing to a crowded market that is approaching saturation.
Fine-tuning the ratio of stock to sales is key to leveraging growth among various categories of cannabis products, said Cy Scott of Headset. He encouraged retailers to dig into operational data and sales trends, as well as track what their bud-tenders are selling, to determine which items should be on the shelves. Cannabis-infused edibles have experienced high growth although they constitute a smaller segment of the market, according to Headset. Beverages experienced 200-percent growth in the first two years and three months of Oregon’s legal recreational sales. Sales of concentrates and vape pens, by contrast, have dropped while flower sales remain constant. Vendors represented in each store are decreasing in number, an indicator that dispensaries are becoming increasingly picky about their vendor choices, according to Headset. As brands emerge, each one generates more products, an average of 11 to 23 items. Savvy producers are diversifying their portfolios to take advantage of high-growth categories. Market data such as Headset’s is gathered to
help producers pinpoint segments, pricing and consumer purchasing habits. The tech company behind Leafly.com, Headset surveyed 10 percent of Oregon-based dispensaries for its OCA presentation but plans to expand its reach. It also compared Oregon’s first two years and three months of Oregon’s legal recreational sales, opened Oct. 1, 2015, to the same duration in Washington, which legally commenced recreational sales July 8, 2014. The overall growth between the neighboring states remains comparable, according to Headset. The total 2017 cannabis sales in Oregon reached $519 million that generated $131 million so far in tax revenue, New Frontier reported. Despite these sales, cannabis supply is driving down wholesale prices, commoditizing as the market consolidates, according to New Frontier. The retail price of cannabis, for example, is down 33 percent in the past year, said Beau Whitney, New Frontier senior economist, adding that he wouldn’t be surprised to a see another 33-percent decrease. (These numbers take into account the outdoor market’s seasonality.) The market is approaching saturation among more than 495 dispensaries reporting sales in Oregon, averaging $92,000 per store from October to December last year. After factoring in 50-percent cost of goods sold, in addition to taxes applied to cannabis, retailers only have $36,300 to cover the rest of their operations. Oregon retailers, said Whitney, need between $125,000 and $150,000 in revenues per month — $1.5 to $1.8 million annually — to remain viable. Similarly, retailers in Washington need to generate between $2 million and $2.2 million per year. Retailers in distress must either cut costs or drive up revenue to stay in business. Increasing prices and margins, in Whitney’s estimation, increases retailers’ federal tax liability.
Increasing prices and margins ... increases retailers’ federal tax liability. So they must drive down prices and lower margins ... So they must drive down prices and lower margins, increasing volumes, to minimize tax impacts. One alternative is vertical integration, enabling more pass-through costs and driving down retail taxable profit. In the wake of the Trump tax bill, Whitney urged cannabis businesses to consult their finance and tax planners to determine which adjustments to make. On the international market, Canada is taking the lead, according to New Frontier. Currently, 59 cannabis companies are listed on the Canadian Securities Exchange with the Canadian market’s size likened to California’s. Canada in July will become the first country in North America to legally permit cannabis at the federal level for medical use. Also, Canadian firms are exporting medical cannabis to more than 10 countries, with more opening up in the near future. Medical processing in Oregon of up to 20 pounds of cannabis is new in 2018, along with a bump-up canopy for growers. Legislation that will allow micro-processors to make concentrates is anticipated by Jesse Sweet, policy advisor for the Oregon Liquor Control Commission. Sweet says law changes will permit processors to take in hemp from Oregon Department of Agriculture registrants. A lack of resources in the short term, he said, will delay processing of cannabis licenses this year for new applicants. OLCC has approved a bill before the Oregon State Legislature that would allow for distribution of free samples at cannabis events. Sweet admonished those attending OCA’s event, however, for the poor results of OLCC’s recent minor decoy compliance check. While results are on par with noncompliance for alcohol sales, Sweet noted that the federal government doesn’t care about alcohol sales. But since the largely hands-off stance on state legalization enjoyed under the Obama administration was rescinded, Oregon dispensaries need to do better, he said. The latest regulations governing cannabis in Oregon can be viewed on the Secretary of State’s website. For additional information about the OCA, visit www.orcannabisassociation.org.
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Leaf Barret sits down with Einstein
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and many adventures living through modern chemistry, I never once had the opportunity to sit down with Albert Einstein, until now … with the help of one magic mushroom. LEAF: Mr. Stein, did you ever partake in the sacred flower? EINSTEIN: Pussy? … (He flashes a half-crooked smile and weird, glassy-eyed look.) Weed? Oh yes, many times, but only on odd days of the week, and only after 4 p.m. in the Jupiter moon. LEAF: (I’m puzzled.) HUH? EINSTEIN: That’s what Keith Richards said! (laughing out loud) … I joke, you silly, little man with a 1920s porn-star mustache. Of course I smoke weed, which comes from the Earth and makes me smarter than I think I was! LEAF: Just out of curiosity, who do you feel is the greatest mind other than your own to walk the planet? EINSTEIN: That’s a very good question, Leaf, and so far I can’t think of anyone else with whom I can hold an intelligent conversation … other than my wife, Mileva. She is always there to challenge me, but I hope that in the future, one of my children will surpass my intellect and answer the question: Where did we really come from? LEAF: Interesting. What do you think you would invent if you were alive in the year 2018? EINSTEIN: That’s easy — space travel. LEAF: It already exists. What would be your second invention? EINSTEIN: OK, a device that warms food with radiant heat? It takes over an hour to heat my chicken potpie, and that’s just annoying. LEAF: Yep! We have that, too; it’s called a microwave, and it will be invented in five more years by Percy Spencer, an American physicist. EINSTEIN: Damn you, Percy Spencer! Hmmmm … How about a battery-powered device that reminds you of all of your notes and appointments?
LEAF: (puzzled, blank-faced) … Tell me about your childhood and how you became interested in science? Was this something that your parents pushed on you, or was this something you did all on your own? EINSTEIN: Well, when I was just 5 years old, my father gave me a compass and my curiosity got the best of me as I puzzled over how it actually worked. Ever since that day, my quest to gain knowledge has been more like an obsession. I’m really not as smart as you people make me out to be — more determined than smart. In fact, during my adolescent years, I struggled with many subjects, including French and chemistry. I like to say that I have failed more times than I ever succeeded. I didn’t learn to speak English until 1954! LEAF: It’s rumored that at the age of 74, you were asked to be president of Israel. Is there any merit to this story? EINSTEIN: Yes. I turned down that generous offer so I may focus on a groundbreaking culinary development: ‘turducken’ — It’s a chicken stuffed inside of a duck, stuffed inside of a turkey! Unfortunately, this theory never took shape for me. Maybe someday people will enjoy this amalgam of delicious flavors. LEAF: That should take care of the munchies, all right ... but seems like it needs a secret ingredient ... EINSTEIN: Mushrooms?!
Maybe someday people will enjoy this amalgam of delicious flavors.
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systems that failed to work. Then he decided to enlist Energy Trust’s help. “Instead of telling us what we can’t do, they said what we can do. Also, their customer service treats us like we’re a real business.” Because lighting represents 22 percent of its overall energy load, Eco Firma immediately saved by switching to LED lights under Energy Trust’s guidance. The upgrade to LEDs cost $161,500, partially offset with a $79,700 cash incentive from Energy Trust. Some suppliers can defer this cost, noted Energy Trust’s Doug Oppendal, explaining that incentives can serve as suppliers’ down payments. This lighting upgrade offers a 41-percent rate of return with a 2.4-year simple payback. Annual savings from upgrading to LED lighting is $33,800 in energy costs, with 388.800 kilowatt hours (kWh) saved and 185 tons of carbon dioxide emissions avoided. Also, Peters noted that he pays $3,000 in labor to replace regular light bulbs
every six months; LED light bulbs last for 5 years. Once Peters installed the lighting, he focused on upgrading his heating and cooling system and dehumidifiers. This upgrade cost $71,000, funded in part by a $20,100 cash incentive from Energy Trust. Upon completion, Eco Firma should see an estimated $29,600 annual energy-cost savings with a ninemonth payback. Also, this upgrade will save 366.900 kWh and avoid 174 tons of carbon dioxide emissions. Expanding its facility has Eco Firma looking to solar power, with construction expected to begin in April. They calculate that solar will save $30,000 a year by generating 240,000 watts of power. The cost for their 250-kilowatt solar system is estimated at $600,000, offset with an Energy Trust grant of approximately $100,000. These costs and benefits are unique to Eco Firma’s particular venture. Each grow site has its own variables, including how
much sunlight it receives, if the building has favorable southern exposure and if trees are blocking sunlight. For smaller cannabis grows, Energy Trust can scale down upgrades to meet farmers’ needs. The federal tax credit for a project of this size averages $175,000, and federal and state depreciation benefits average $160,000. Although cannabis is classified as a Schedule I drug, prohibited by federal law, Energy Trust has developed ways that cannabis businesses still can get their federal tax credits. For example, a cannabis grow can pay the landlord for energy-saving measures. Then as the landlord pays federal taxes, the cannabis grow can get its federal tax credits via the landlord. These estimates were made before President Donald Trump initiated changes regarding financing solar energy. Although this project now will cost more money, Peters expressed commitment to the venture. “It will cost us more money, but we’re going to do it anyway, as we want to be good humans by getting our energy naturally from the sun and burning less electricity.” As more companies go green, Peters encouraged other cannabis growers to be cautious. In his estimation: “I need to be efficient. Every cubic foot of my facility either makes me money or costs me money. I weigh the upfront investment, so we can become energy-efficient versus the long-term investment of savings I will incur over time. “Some leasing companies will purchase your companies at zero-percent interest, and all they need is for you to sign over your energy credit,” he added. “They are preying on people who don’t understand this industry.” While Eco Firma champions sustainable farming practices, they work to ensure that energy upgrades do not impact their craft cannabis. LED lights, according to Peters, change cannabis plants’ phenotypes by altering their metabolism, radiant heat profiles and environment. Some plants get bigger or assume different colors while some don’t change at all. Once Eco Firma installed LED lighting, Peters said, they found the cannabis quantity went up. The quality is about the same, and they continue to work on bringing quality up to the highest organic standards possible. “I’m never going back from LED lights.”
Jesse Peters, Eco Firma chief executive officer
Upgrading to LED lighting saved 388.800 kilowatt hours and avoided 185 tons of carbon dioxide emissions.
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buds Can cryptocurrencies hold the key to cannabis industry’s financial security? BY ART COSGROVE
CRYPS THE
rise of cryptocurrencies, blockchains and other new technologies has presented everyone with new, challenging opportunities. From financial institutions to retailers, pretty much everyone is now interested in Bitcoin (and the ever-growing web of other cryptocurrencies).
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Of all sectors that seem destined to forge links with digital currencies, the cannabis industry may be the most intriguing, possessing the most possibility. It’s the Wild West out there — both for cannabis and cryptocurrencies. So why aren’t the pioneers of the crop flocking to the use coffers of the network? One of the key obstacles to the growth and sustainability of the recreational and medical cannabis markets is the fact that most banks won’t touch any money generated by marijuana. Due to its continued federal illegality, banks can neither insure the funds, nor be certain they won’t wake up one morning to sounds of the Drug Enforcement Agency’s battering rams at their doors. So everyone in the weed business, from producers to retailers, find themselves — sometimes almost literally — sitting on piles of cash. It stands to reason that these marijuana businesses would want to convert their cash into a currency they can store anywhere, one that is highly (theoretically) secure, anonymous and can be moved with minimal fees. Most cannabis entrepreneurs are discouraged, however, from rolling the dice amid two major concerns: ease of access and volatility. Ease of access is probably the hardest part for some to grasp. For those born in the Internet era, digital currencies may make all the sense in the world. But for many, concepts of the blockchain, proof-of-work, hash rates and everything else that goes along with cryptos are incredibly difficult to understand, and thus dubious repositories for one’s livelihood. More practically, many consumers don’t even know how to get their hands on cryptocurrencies. In major metropolitan areas, Bitcoin ATMs are popping up — portals to buying and selling for cold, hard cash. But rural Oregon (not to mention most of the country) still lacks an easy way to turn cash into cryptos. To fill this void, several cryptos have popped up specifically aimed at catering to the marijuana industry. PotCoin, DopeCoin, CannaCoin and HashCoin are just some of the bigger players in this space. It remains unclear how these marijuana-centric cryptos truly differ from Bitcoin, Ethereum or any of the other big names. And without widespread access to modes of converting cash to cryptos, these marijuana-industry currencies will remain on the periphery. But the biggest obstacle to this potential match made in heaven is the fierce volatility of crypto markets. “I really like the idea of cryptocurrency,” says Curt Marsden, owner of Ridgeback Cannabis near Sandy. “A lot of new technologies are slow at first, and then they really ramp up. “I think it will take off at some point,” he says, “but Bitcoin’s value is highly volatile.” Bitcoin isn’t the only one. Pretty much all cryptos have been on a roller-coaster ride over the past couple of years. In January 2016, PotCoin was valued at an almost nonexistent five ten-thousandths of a dollar (that’s $.0005). Two years later, the crypto peaked at 42 cents per coin before losing over half its value to 20 cents at the time of this article’s writing. “I’m one of the growers who does have a bank account in Oregon,” says Marsden, noting he’s one of the lucky few. His account costs over $500 a month in fees just to have, and he’s contractually prevented from saying which bank he uses. With few banks nationwide that will deal with medical growers and almost none that will deal with recreational, there are obvious possibilities. But Marsden says he won’t venture into any cryptocurrencies until things stabilize pricewise. Others are ready to roll the dice. Jeff James, a grower and retailer based out of Boring, is betting heavy on a variety of cryptocurrencies. “I even posted ads all over offering to trade cannabis for Bitcoin. No takers,” says James, noting he’s one of the few producers in the state who will accept Bitcoin for cannabis, though he thinks that soon will change. One of the markets he keeps an eye on is China, where there is a hotbed of new activity. “The Chinese Central Bank is going to be launching their ‘Internet of things,’ called IoT, which aims to create a neural network of technology,” says James. “The short version is that I’m long on IOTA, Ripple and several other cryptocurrencies,” all of which James expects to skyrocket over the long term and eventually stabilize. “It’s like you just threw a giant rock in a pond and it’s all … wavy,” says James. “But eventually, it will calm down.”
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First and foremost, this is one of the most creative concepts that’s seriously eco-friendly! This handmade “static” packaging is made without ANY electricity! We can only say so much but encourage you to check out Bailey & Murphy’s Instagram to see this amazing process. Now on to the flower: “It’s a good smoke for the price; very nice indica body buzz that will help your slumber come on fast.”
D-E-L-I-C-I-O-U-S! Although this is one of the smaller joints that Karma offers, it was just as tasty as all the rest. We have reviewed their products before, and not much has changed — that’s a good thing! Upon lighting a joint “dipped” in oil and kief, blow that first exhale to put out the potential flame that can run down all of the paper if you’re not careful. Now for the fun stuff: smoke responsibly! Dip Sticks from Karma always delight, but if you overdo it, the Alien will probe you right into the sofa! The flavors of earth and pine are intense throughout the entire joint. As it burns evenly, the Dip Stick gives you a serious body-calming effect with a great long-lasting high. We smoked this one for the purpose of sleep, and it did not disappoint. The distinct packaging that Karma uses also is a plus for Oregonians — it’s made entirely from recycled materials.
We smoked an entire pack of four joints. Luckily, they do sell refill packets just for this box already pre-packed with your own Boveda moisture-control bag. All in all, the price may seem a bit high for some as a first purchase, but if you look at the big picture of how much paper was saved to create the package from recycled material, not to mention all the natural resources conserved, you may actually feel pretty good about investing in one of these boxes. You won’t find one of these polluting an Oregon landfill!
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MÜRU CANNABIS SYRUP Pronounced “Moo-Ru,” this product makes us wonder: Why did we wait so long to give it our first review? AMAZING! We love cannabis syrups, and this one is a rock star! Unlike Cannavis-brand syrup, this one is great in drinks and will dilute. We put ours in a few concoctions that were all outstanding! Mixes well with booze, too, for a very giddy and giggly high! We are very impressed and will be testing more flavors for you to explore. Look for Müru to headline some new WAM recipes in the next issue!
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STRAINREPORT
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BLUE ZKITTLES
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What an amazing strain! This one smokes great with very powerful aromas and wonderful tastes of blueberry and more. An all-around great strain very similar to Blue Romulan with heavy, sedating effects, but not too powerful to lock you into lazy mode. This version of Blz has its own long-lasting, great body buzz. Worked well for our sleep and pain. Highly recommended.
STRAIN ATTRIBUTES: Relieves stress Fights depression Relieves pain
INDICA
Blue Zkittles
Blz
PRIMO EVERGREEN GLUE
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Undeniably outstanding, this popular strain is known for a well-balanced high for body and mind. Uplifting and creative, yet extremely relaxing, it’s formerly known as Gorilla Glue. Primo Farms’ flower always packs a punch, and this one is no slouch! With very subtle, spice and pine flavors, this Evg will deliver exactly what you would expect from a high-end strain. Boasting exceptionally potent tranquility, it helps you to unwind and frees you from tension.
STRAIN ATTRIBUTES: Relieves stress Relieves pain Sparks creativity
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Primo Evergreen Glue
Evg
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Peach Rom is a tasty strain for sure. Smoking a little light, it makes up for it with a great, cerebral head high accompanied by a slight body buzz that calms the nerves. It’s a very heavy indica strain, but you wouldn’t know it after smoking. Its citrus and pine will leave you wanting more and more. It’s that good — a great, balanced herb.
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SPACEROCKS ‘SUGAR TITS’ & LEMON HAZE
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Sit your ass down when you smoke one of these rocks! That’s enough warning. Surprisingly, these “A” nugs pack a punch! You may find yourself in a whole, other dimension after trying one of these buds, rolled in kief — and a lot of it. Not at all heavy, it’s in fact very, very full with an amazing daytime high! Although these should be smoked sparingly, they make for a great pick-me-up during the day if you find yourself dragging a little.
STRAIN ATTRIBUTES: Relieves stress Promotes relaxation Induces euphoria
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SpaceRocks ‘Sugar Tits’ & Lemon Haze
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This version of Rkl is an amazing, uplifting strain that helps primarily with sleep! It will put you in da couch if you smoke too much, but it has a wonderful, fresh aroma of sage and earth with great undertones that will make you happy. Great nighttime flower.
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PURPLE HINDU KUSH Phk is a well-balanced indica that everyone loves. This version is pretty, darn high for the new standard of testing! Be sure to take the time to grab some of Phk, grown by the store itself! We loved it, and it wasn’t just because it locked us down! The smoke was tasty, and the effects were outstanding! This lineage is not one for sleep, but it’s no sativa either.
STRAIN ATTRIBUTES: Relieves stress Relieves pain Helps with sleep
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CHEMDAWG
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Although a hybrid, this version of Cd seems more sativa-blended than anything else. It allows users to function well throughout the day and helps to fight depression. This version of Cd wasn’t too heavy on the head, making for a great day-to-day strain. The light bud fills your lungs with strong diesel and earth — yummy!
STRAIN ATTRIBUTES: Eases muscles spasms Relieves stress Fights depression
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Cd
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WHITE COOKIES White Cookies is the hybrid cross of oldschool White Widow and new-school Girl Scout Cookies. This version of Wco wasn’t too sweet but did offer some great earth and vanilla on the back of the throat and provided a great body buzz. Imparting more of an uplifting euphoria, Wco is a strain effective at curbing pain and enhancing mood.
STRAIN ATTRIBUTES: Relieves stress Fights depression Soothes inflammation
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BUBBLEGUM Yummy and strong! We found that even though it relieved some pretty hefty stress, it allowed us to perform all of our duties without putting us in a daze whatsoever. This version of Bg was so light and airy it was beautiful. This isn’t the actual bud in the photo — we smoked it too fast! Very sweet, very flowery and very yummy! Top 10!
STRAIN ATTRIBUTES: Relieves stress Combats fatigue Fights depression
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PURPLE PUNCH This is a great version of Pp that definitely helps you relax with a decent dose of pain relief. With dense lavender, as well as pungent, sour-grape and citrus flavors, this one is sure to please indica lovers all over Oregon ... again.
STRAIN ATTRIBUTES: Relieves stress Relieves pain Helps with sleep
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Pp
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This very interesting strain smokes very heavy for a sativa! With a lower THC than some, it feels like 30-percent THC flower and packs a punch! Lots of dry mouth and eyes, but all in all, this mangosweet, earthy weed will leave you very euphoric. Enjoy sexually.
STRAIN ATTRIBUTES: Relieves stress Relieves headaches Fights depression
SATIVA Vortex
Vor
STRAWBERRY BANANA COUGH
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This one is a big-time indica-dominant hybrid — very berry and very sweet! As for the taste, it’s everything one would expect in the namesake, but the effects are uniquely uplifting and not so sleepy. This may not be the best strain for those who are naturally mellow; then again, it may help to clear the mind and improve focus. It’s a winner for us all the way around!
STRAIN ATTRIBUTES: Relieves stress Fights depression Relieves pain
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LEMON KUSH With characteristic zest, sweet smell and great, euphoric high, this strain smokes more indica for us — with energy! Wonderful strain for fighting depression with amazing flavors of lemon that will hit you hard! Great weed for the creative mind looking for some expansion.
STRAIN ATTRIBUTES: Relieves stress Fights depression Relieves pain
HYBRID
Lemon Kush
Lk
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LUCID BLUE Another WOW! Crossed with two lineages that are primarily indica-dominant, this is one powerful flower! If you suffer from pain with lack of appetite, this is your must-have strain! It’s perfectly balanced, sending those who suffer from lack of sleep drifting off to dreamland. And the flavors are intense! It’s like a berry in your mouth! Sugar Tree has been growing some pretty amazing strains this year! We can’t wait to see what they produce next.
STRAIN ATTRIBUTES: Helps with sleep Improves appetite Relieves stress
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LEAF BARRET
This ‘average’ American calls out attorney general’s conflict of interest I’M CALLING YOU OUT JEFF, asking that you resign for an unconscionable “conflict of interest.” Owning stock in American prisons disqualifies you to be our attorney general! Jeff Sessions, do you really represent the American people’s best interests — or just your own? The average white male American’s salary is $31,313 per year; the average black American’s salary is $18,406 per year; Jeff Sessions’ average salary is … over $1.6 million per year! With that being said, is Jeff Sessions really in touch with “average” America? I think not! For a man who claims to be “in touch,” who thinks he knows what’s best for the people … Well, Jeff, from one fellow Devil Dog to another: I call “bullshit!” Let’s do this by the numbers: The average net worth of an individual in 2018 is on the low end: $44,000. The 1 percent can each claim around $301,000 net worth. Jeff Sessions’ net worth: $7.5 million. Healthcare costs for the average American: $1,020 per MONTH, including the estimated average $355 for prescription drugs. Jeff Sessions’ out-of-pocket healthcare expenses: $0; prescription drugs: $0 So if the “average” American brings home $31,313 annually and spends an average of $1,020 per month on healthcare, this leaves a balance of $19,073, assuming it’s after tax. I don’t know about you, but my mortgage and car payment total more than that $19,073 per year! So how the hell can an “average” American survive on that with the healthcare expenses exceeding most mortgage payments!?! In addition to being forced to use the American healthcare system to the fault of being penalized — this just doesn’t add up. What’s your point, Leaf? My point is this: How can Jeff sleep at night knowing that he’s taking away the one and only medicine from people who choose the natural, holistic approach? Fuck! You would think by waging his war on opioid addiction, he would be all in favor of marijuana.
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But instead, he’s proven himself to be an ignorant son of a bitch who thinks that we’re all just screwed and have to do what he says … Wrong! Let’s not forget, just last month, Dr. Brenda Fitzgerald had to resign as director of the national Centers for Disease Control and Prevention a day after Politico reported her purchase of tobacco stock since she took over the nation’s top publichealth agency. What’s the difference between that turn of events and allowing Sessions to keep making money off sending people to prison?! Fight this power! The motive behind his ploy is clear: He owns stock in private prisons, which is CLEARLY a conflict of interest. More arrests, more convictions — more money for Sessions!
More arrests, more convictions — more money for Sessions!
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WeedFlections WeedFlections BY
RICK CIPES
Is sex better when you’re high? I READ THE NEWS TODAY, OH BOY, ABOUT A LUCKY MAN WHO SMOKED A JOINT …
Lucky because that man and, yes, that woman have 20 percent more sex than those “squares” who don’t “Netflix and toke” before doin’ the “dirty deed, Greg.” (Take three bong rips if you got the reference, then read on.) Does anyone really believe the “chill” in “Netflix and chill” literally means chill? It means, OK, no-brainer: “Come on over, and let’s pretend we’re going to be able to watch an entire movie before we fuck.” Most likely, the night will start with immediate tokage, then the movie will be on for 10 minutes — 15 max — before our hands, lips and tentacles will be all over each other, the flick on pause for as long as it takes to get off. OK, so people who get high have more sex. But is that sex actually better? Is quantity more important than quality? Is there more tenderness involved than the ol’ have-five-beers and “wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am”? Can anyone answer any of these questions with certainty? Sure, you can — from your own experience. You’re reading this magazine. You’re a stoner. So, of course sex is better, and of course more is more. And if you haven’t tried a little tenderness, by all means, please do! (The neighbors will thank you.) A study released at the end of last year by Dr. Michael Eisenberg, an assistant professor of urology at Stanford, took a look at patients with “performance problems.” One of the questions that Eisenberg fields most often is if smoking too much dope might act as cock-blocker. The study, based on responses from more than 28,000 women and almost 23,000 men, concluded that smoking weed equals more sex — and that herb isn’t necessarily a cock-blocking force. Eisenberg thinks that force instead might be … Twinkies. He suggests that men who smoke dope and have erector-set problems instead might focus on losing 20 pounds. Is that you, Big Guy? The study didn’t explain why there might be a connection between the frequency of sex and getting high, but past studies on humans — and rodents — have shown that marijuana use may increase arousal. On the downside, studies also have shown that too much reefer might decrease sperm count. If you’re a modern-day Jerry Garcia, you probably don’t care about The Count. But if you’re a young buck looking to start a family, you may want to limit your intake. That is, until the yutes are hatched and your only escape is hiding out in your man cave and getting totally baked as frequently as possible.
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But back to the main question: Is sex better when you’re high? This Aficionado tends to think weed enhances whatever state of mind you’re in. So if you’re a nervous and paranoid person to begin with, and you smoke weed before sex ... “Remain calm! All is well!” If you’re more relaxed and on the chill side, I’m thinkin’ pot most likely will deepen your sexual, funkadelic experience. Hopefully, enough that you don’t even remember what film you have on pause. Hint: It’s “Animal House,” dude! And, oh … BTW, Otis loves us!
“ ... PAST STUDIES ON
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Plants over Pills is columnist’s rallying cry to choose cannabis HOW IS A DRUG that every day causes around 91 deaths designated just as harmful as cannabis, a drug that hasn’t killed anyone EVER? Google it. Veterans Affairs has agreed that cannabis helps patients with posttraumatic stress disorder. Children and adults with epilepsy now can use cannabis to treat seizures. It’s been proven that cannabis improves lives. Yet it’s still classified as a Schedule I narcotic. I have always stood behind the plant. As someone who overcame opioid addiction, I must stand stronger than ever. According to the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration, Schedule I drugs show high potential for being abused, currently are not accepted as forms of medical treatment and do not have enough information on the safety of use under medical supervision. Yet for years, medical marijuana has been prescribed to millions of people. And we could replace many overthe-counter drugs with CBD and THC products. But the government wants to keep the plant’s true potential out of reach and smother us with lies and propaganda. Think of all the money that comes from the pharmaceutical industry. Think of all the new drugs out there and how much advertising is purchased to get these new drugs out on the market. In the United States, it is clear that some doctors overprescribe opiates, which cultivate nasty addictions that can be treated with a few other drug choices. These prescription pills can cost hundreds of dollars a month and create debilitating side effects that engender more problems, not to mention reason for another prescription. When I was 19, I was introduced to pharmaceuticals. I had a car accident, neck and back injuries and a broken foot. I was in pain and couldn’t get to work, and it was my first year of college in the big city. My first prescription ever was a monthlong supply of 10-milligram oxycodone, four times a day. I had never taken an opiate in my life, and my roommates notified me I got the good stuff. Now, as an adult, I can wonder how in the world it was a good idea to prescribe a young person that type of drug for those injuries. I was in pain, but nothing a little cannabis edibles wouldn’t have helped. Two weeks after my accident, I lost my job for missing work twice, something I had never done since I started working at 14.
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I thought I had to medicate every day at the recommended dose, and I was losing myself, my drive and my work ethic so rapidly. Four pills were no longer enough to deal with what a loser I had become, having withdrawn from college. My boyfriend was playing with a number of drugs that were no joke. It catapulted so quickly into taking Xanax and other drugs that weren’t prescribed but sold by everyone being overprescribed — the pharmaceutical black market thriving under our government, spewing into our neighborhoods. Those drugs changed me forever. I felt crazy, coldhearted and selfish. I remember telling my therapist that cannabis actually was helping me to calm down and eat; cannabis was helping my anger and my restlessness. He didn’t see any problem with medical cannabis use. I needed him to reassure my mother, one of those people who believed cannabis was as lethal as heroin. I needed her to understand me and trust that I was trying to just be normal again. My mom was an AmeriCorps leader at the time and, to this day, is an active member of the Mormon church. But she loved me and wanted to understand me, as well. We sat on the porch right after sunset. I smoked weed, and she talked. We remembered all we went through, bonded and became friends again. Life has come full circle. I am an adult who has chosen to deal with my pain, anxiety and chemical imbalance with cannabis. I deal with the consequences and know that so many others remain in the vicious grip of pills and other drugs. Plants over Pills is a mentality that helps to drive the cannabis industry, where people feel strongly about health and treatment alternatives. We need to make education our weapon against fear-based propaganda. QeenBee writes about the modern, cannabis-centered lifestyle, as well as political viewpoints on the future of cannabis. Follow her Instagram profile, queenbee.66
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