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This year’s holiday celebrations may be the brightest ever BILLY MANES
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t’s clearly been a banner year for the LGBT community on the political front, and we’re not wasting any time celebrating that. In fact, we’re currently decking the halls with rainbow-colored holly (and a slightly spiked punch). You should smell this place! Welcome to Watermark’s annual Holiday Guide! heartache, from toilet accoutrements
Though Florida can sometimes seem like a season-free zone wherein
to luxury roadsters. We can be an
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equates to our northern friends’ Norman Rockwell chills soundtracked
with carefully curated selections for
by sentimental carols, it’s also the best
your perusal as well, opening doors
place to be any time of year. For this
for you to experience everything
year’s Holiday Guide, we’re tearing
from where to eat, what to see, how
open the wrapping and looking what’s
to play and how to live better. Good
inside our I-4 corridor, our current
tidings to you, and all of that. Because this has been the year
LGBT momentum and our sweet spots. Even if we end up with another
of equality, we’ve also checked in
80-degree Christmas, we’ll likely get by
with some newly married LGBT
swimmingly, thank you very much.
couples who will be dancing around
Most importantly, we want you,
the tree (or menorah; or whatever
our loyal readers, to see what we see
piece of joy they might choose) for
and know what we know in terms
the first time as officially recognized
of making the holidays sing. Check
families. That’s huge, and it’s also
out some holiday-themed theater
probably the greatest gift any one of
and grab yourself a chestnut! First,
us could have asked for this year.
though, we want you to buy us things.
Happy Holidays from your friends
Even though we aren’t typically the
at Watermark Media, and Happy New
types to ask for anything (cough), this
Year, too. We’re looking forward to
year we’re presenting our grown-
spreading more information, more
up holiday wish lists, a task that
joy, more entertainment and more
spans the full gamut, from luxury to
love in 2016. Let’s keep it going!
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CHRISTMAS IS... The Watermark staff is anxiously anticipating your parcels of good tidings
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hile last year we were looking out for you in our Holiday Guide, pouring libations crafted from the finest of liquors and drag queens available for our whimsy, this year, we’re taking a different route. We’ve roasted our chestnuts and baked our cookies, donned our finest apparel and burned our fingers on church candles, all in the name of getting you to buy us things. Some of us have serious requests; some of us have serious issues. All of us, however, make a pretty nice family. Send goods. Now. RICK CLAGGETT
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me: AMG 6.0 liter bi-turbo V-12, 7-speed transmission,
have been a VERY good
and goes from 0-60 mph
girl this year, so Santa,
in 3.9 seconds, and it has
this is what I would like.
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I don’t need rings or things
go, heated 14-way power
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and material. Choose the one
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and the pop-up roll bar will
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very good girl. If you don’t
keep me safe if I go too fast.
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I can just see myself cruising
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They also sell standard
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boards at Dick’s Sporting
y house used to
Goods for around $300.
be virtually clean,
Living in this wonderful
tastefully decorated
sunshine state of Florida,
and just about clutter-free.
even on Christmas Day,
And then, this past April,
you can take it for a spin!
we had a baby. Now my house is a
JEREMY WILLIAMS
slovenly baby clothing and
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TA M PA B AY S TA F F W R I T E R
paraphernalia warehouse,
hen someone
sprinkled liberally with sweet
asks me what
potato spatters, burp cloths and
I want for
a never-shrinking pile of bottle
Christmas I always have an
parts begging to be washed.
instinctive impulse to say, “I
Therefore, for Christmas
want an official Red Ryder,
this year, experiences
carbine action, two-hundred
are at the top of my list.
shot range model air rifle”
We have enough things, but now we have this adorable new member of the family and it’s time to get serious about showing him this world and all of the wonderful views, textures and opportunities it contains. Plenty of things would fit the bill, such as a season pass to The Crayola Experience (tickets.visitcrayolaorlando. com, $34.99), zoo tickets, a Disney annual pass (disneyworld.disney.go.com, $776.39) or membership at a Mommy-and-Me gym. It doesn’t all have to be kidfriendly, either. My husband and I need date night more than ever right now and would love to receive a membership to Enzian Theater (enzian.org, $60) or a restaurant gift card so we could steal away for the occasional mimosa-soaked brunch. Yes, there is something nice about opening beautifullywrapped packages, and believe me - the baby will receive plenty of those. But under the tree for me this year, I’m hoping my friends and family will think of wonderful experiences that help us make some memories.
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his year for
(amazon.com, $39.18). That bit of Christmas comedy comes from the 1983 holiday classic A Christmas
Christmas, I’m
Story. That makes me then
asking Santa for a
think of Christmas morning,
paddleboard. Having my
gathered around the tree
own paddleboard would
with my brothers and sister
make trips to the river
marveling at the colorfully
and the beach much more
wrapped boxes, my Daddy
enjoyable. The paddleboard
looking on with great pride
I would like is a Wahine
at the festivities as he sips
Classic Bamboo in purple.
his coffee and Mama, smiling
This one runs about $1,000
at her little creations and
depending on where you
sighing, knowing that in
buy it. And that’s why I will
a few moments she and
be looking for a used one
Daddy are going to have to
on craigslist. For those that
clean the mess of wrapping
have been living under a
and bows and ribbons up
rock the past few years,
from the living room, then
a paddle board is pretty
spend the day in the kitchen
much a large surf board.
making the most amazing
It has grips on the top for
Christmas dinner blending
your feet. You stand on the
traditional foods with the
board using an oar to move
specialty recipes of Italian
yourself along the river
cuisine that she learned from
or any waterway of your
my grandmother. Those days
choice. Paddleboarding
are long gone, as the children
makes me feel like Jesus
have grown up and spread
walking on water. For
like seeds around the country.
the very balanced, there
Those memories bring back
are also yoga classes on
warm fuzzy feelings. What
paddleboards. Check
do I want for Christmas you
out paddleboards of all
ask? I want Christmas.
different colors and sizes
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or Christmas, I really want to visit Iceland! Not just because it’s the birthplace
of Björk or the thought of
shooting all over. Showering will never be boring again. The LED Color Changing Shower Head can be set to specific colors, so red and green it up. The only con this author finds is
the country being filled with rugged Viking men, but because of its incredible scenery. The thought of taking a dip into some volcanic hot springs while there’s a chill in the air
that, unfortunately, it is not detachable, nor does it feature that wonderful pressure massage. Sorry ladies. Nothing is perfect.
and looking up into the night’s sky and seeing the Northern Lights beats any other location. Plus, Iceland has been friendly over the last several years and seems to actively
Various tours of everything Iceland has to offer are available including: trips deep into the mountains, whale watching or simply partying the night away in August during Iceland’s Gay Pride. I’ve been good this year, I will find a trip to Iceland under my tree. If I’ve been really good, the trip would be hand delivered to me by Strongman and actor, the six-foot-nine-inch Hafþór Júlíus “Thor” Björnsson,
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anything else material in nature. The altruistic side of my wandering mind would likely list something like LGBT workplace rights or whirled peas, but there’s that certain nagging that always pulls me down into the point-of-purchase gutter. This year, dear reader or Santa or Jesus or mom, I really probably need to consider something sensible. How about a new pair of the same shoes-
the Icelandic native that plays Gregor “the Mountain” Clegane on Game of Thrones.
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hat a year! For many Florida
LAURIE: Once I asked, she didn’t want
couples, 2015 will conclude
me to back out, so she said, “Oh, we’ve
with their first holiday
got to do it soon!” [They both laugh.] We got married at the old historic inn
together, finally legally married.
at Lake Lucerne; it was beautiful!
Florida accepted marriage equality and started issuing licenses Jan. 6. The US Supreme Court made it the law of the land June 26.
our renovating. Laurie’s mom [before she
With such significant changes in
passed away] gave us a Christmas Village,
LGBT people’s lives, we asked a few local
and when everything’s finished, we’ll have
pairs how they planned to celebrate
a nice place to put it. It’ll be the first year
their first holiday season together.
that we’ll have everything where we really
JAMES BLANCHARD-HERBST AND TROY HERBST
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MICHELLE: We are also in the middle of
want it without stuffing it into a corner.
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ames and Troy married August 8 this year after dating for more than two years. They love entertaining their families in
their new home, especially around the pool. JAMES: We just bought this house, so
ORLANDO, FL
immy and Robby are both performers who’ve been together for 25 years. Besides acting, singing
and dancing on local and international
we thought the time was right to get
stages, Robby collects Snoopy items, and
married. We’re pretty family-oriented,
Jimmy is an accomplished photographer.
and we like to have them close by. This
ROBBY: We met when we were doing Starlight
is the first Christmas that both families are at our place. I’m looking forward to it. We’ve been getting everything ready. Troy also is looking forward to decorating the new house; he’s not happy unless you can see it from space. I’m scared for the electric bill.
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aurie and Michelle just got married September 12 after more than six years together. They also have been
putting the tree up and down every year. Since my mom moved to Florida, James, my sister, her family and I all
renovating their living room, dining room,
meet at Mom’s house very year.
and kitchen to make an open floor plan.
JIM: Nothing seems very different after
MICHELLE: When marriage became legal, it really made sense for us.
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e’ve all been there. You’re simply going about your holiday business, pulling up to bumpers (and bumping into them), ruing your very existence, anxious to get home and as far away from the noise of capitalism rearing its ugly holiday head like that of a Cabbage Patch baby. You thought you had it all figured out, did you? The scarves, the sweaters, the plastic toys and electronic joy-makers, all of them are already in your virtual cart. Now, it’s time to nap. Except it isn’t ever, is it? The holidays bring with them exponential pressures to impress the desires of others. You don’t have to do nice things with debit cards on Dec. 21, but you damn well better pull out
places like amazon.com and giftcards.com have removed the
certificate Hail Mary pass. Everything from
Your aunt will notice if you do not, friends.
food to booze to whatever people buy at Sears
To that end, Watermark has come up with
can be in consideration. Or you can just get
some panic-scramble suggestions for making certain that it doesn’t look like you’re faking
a prepaid Visa or somesuch and give your
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friends some debit credit.
your way through these themed pleasantries. Here are some tips! 7-11: It’s not all about Slurpees and Taquitos and emergency iPhone power cords (though sometimes it is when you’re in a pickle). If you really
want to impress your celebratory peers at an obligatory party swish you forgot about, check out the improved beer and wine selections at the corner store. You may be surprised by how
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proliferation of “egift cards” from
“I don’t care about you” stigma from the gift
some magnetic-stripped magic by Dec. 25.
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PRINTABLE GIFT CARDS: The
convenient convenience stores have gotten.
REGIFTING: Had a big birthday party, a wedding, a shower? Have a whole bunch of pots and pans you don’t need that are still in their packaging?
You win! Just wrap it in some irony newspaper and rush out the door. You’re running late! DO NOT BUY A PET ON CHRISTMAS EVE FOR AN UNSUSPECTING FRIEND: We all know the tragedy of puppy mills and animal kill-shelters by
now, just as we know that people who aren’t
THE DRUG STORE: No, we’re not
adopting pets for themselves are probably
suggesting that you raid your
not interested in having pets, or they aren’t
grandmother’s medicine chest for
equipped to. What you can do is buy a harness
the latest trend in opioids. Rather,
and a leash at the bustling pet store, though,
we’re acknowledging that with in your local
and then craft a fancy certificate saying that
apothecary, especially the larger ones, there
you will go to the local animal shelter or
are endless options of sometimes trashy gifts
rescue with them in the new year to find the
that will make you the life of the party. Look for
perfect pet to fit them. Thoughtful and easy!
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es, nothing gets many of us in the holiday spirit like the classic stage chestnuts. Our hearts race when a choir belts the Hallelujah Chorus, we love to battle a Mouse King on the ballet stage, and we get all warm and fuzzy when Tiny Tim blesses us all. Yet, there are also several alternative offerings sure to keep up the holiday cheer. Here are just a few options:
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Looking to add some hilarious doowop harmony to your holidays? An angel Rosemary Clooney raises the singing Plaids from the dead. These four handsome, heavenly harmonizers are charged with creating Christmas cheer. It’s a corny, comedic Christmas concert with plenty of heart and some gorgeous singing by the theme parks’ finest performers. Move over, Christmas Carol ghosts; here are some new holiday spirits!
THE PERFECT GIFT DANGEROUS AT THE METHEATRE, 1300 LA QUINTA DRIVE, ORLANDO, FL 32808. DEC. 3 THROUGH 20 (NO PERFORMANCES ON SAT. 12/5 OR THURS 12/17), THU. THROUGH SAT. AT 8PM, SUN AT 4PM DANGEROUSTHEATRE.COM
This offbeat comedy with an LGBT bent has been a hit in Denver; now it debuts in Orlando. Stacia hates everything about the holidays, especially the panic of picking out the right presents for everyone. That isn’t her only problem; her closest acquaintances are a homeless man she shares lunch with and an invisible friend. Perhaps a holiday party under a local bridge is the answer to Stacia’s problems? One reviewer called the show powerful, personal, and memorable.
WANZIE’S ORANGE BLOSSOM TRAIL “LIVING NATIVITY” CHIRSTMAS SPECTACULAR FOOTLIGHT THEATER AT THE PARLIAMENT HOUSE, 410 NORTH ORANGE BLOSSOM TRAIL, ORLANDO, FL 32805 SATURDAYS, NOV. 28 - DEC. 19 AT 7:30 PM MONDAY, DEC. 21 AT 8 PM WANZIE.COM
After a bonanza of sellouts for last year’s bit of hilarious blasphemy (we mean that in the kindest way), Orlando confection and playwright and actor Michael Wanzie is ready to make the yuletide gay again, on the Trail, along with a generous swath of the rest of the Orlando theatrical community. Expect to spill your drink, eat a wafer, drown in your sorrows and laugh your way through the holiest of messes.
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CIRQUE DREAMS HOLIDAZE THE LAKELAND CENTER, 701 LIME ST, LAKELAND, FL 33815 FRI. NOV. 13, 7:30PM THELAKELANDCENTER.COM
Launched in 2014, this weird and wildly popular circus-themed holiday show overtakes Lakeland for one night only. This is pretty impressive, festive stuff! This year, you can grab dinner before the show right at The Lakeland Center. Then sit and enjoy over 300 costumes, 20 acts, and 30 artists from all over the world. Enjoy talented singers, attractive aerialists, and sexy contortionists. Music, decorations, and new traditions for the entire family make this an oddball odds-on choice!
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Riverdance singer Michael Londra has been called “one of the greatest Irish singers of our time.” He’s also not hard on the eyes. Londra will be sharing some particularly Gaelic charm this holiday season at two concerts in Largo.
CELTIC WOMEN – HOME FOR CHRISTMAS THE MAHAFFEY THEATER, 400 1ST STREET SOUTH, ST PETERSBURG, FL 33701 WED. DEC. 16, 7:30PM THEMAHAFFEY.COM
Made popular by Putamaya Records, Celtic Women have gone multi-platinum worldwide, appearing on stages and televisions all over the globe. This Symphony Tour will not only feature an orchestra backing up these beautiful voices. Celtic Women will showcase songs from their second holiday album.
PETER AND THE STARCATCHER FREEFALL THEATRE, 6099 CENTRAL AVE, ST PETERSBURG, FL 33710 DEC. 5 – 24, 2PM, 7PM, OR 8PM FREEFALLTHEATRE.COM
Though not specifically a holiday show, this musical prequel to Peter Pan has enough magic and childlike wonder in it to melt any holiday heart. Expect pirates, mermaids, pixies, Lost Boys, a crocodile and lots of wondrous mayhem in this origin story about the boy who wouldn’t grow up.
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