The Weekend 29 April 2016

FRIDAY, APRIL 29 ,2016, ISSUE 204

EXClusive interview Derren Brown has embarked on his last UK tour for a while, so it's fitting that he's bringing the show to Bristol...the place where it all began for him.

Mr Miracle

Panic on the (miniature) streets

Your Bristol Folk Festival GUIDE

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The weekend is here. But what are you going to do? We’re going to take a peep at artist Jimmy Cauty’s post-disaster ‘model village’, then try out Bristol’s finest fayre at at the Food Connections festival. Here are a few more ideas to get you started for the weekend and the week ahead.

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Panic on the streets of Bedfordshire Art After its outing last year at Dismaland, Jimmy Cauty brings his dystopian ‘model village’, The Aftermath Dislocation Principle, to Bristol’s Trinity Centre as part of a major UK tour, writes Tara Pardo

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he city of Bristol has never witnessed such devastating scenes of destruction and chaos. Thankfully, it is on an incredibly small scale – 1:87 to be precise – and safely contained within a 40ft shipping container.

This surreal model village experience is The Aftermath Dislocation Principle (ADP), a post-riot landscape created in miniature by acclaimed artist Jimmy Cauty – also known as co-creator of chart-topping band The KLF and its subsequent arts incarnation The K Foundation (which saw Jimmy and Bill Drummond famously burn a million pounds).

Set somewhere in Bedfordshire, only the police and media teams remain in an otherwise deserted, wrecked and dislocated land, which is viewed through peepholes in the side of the container.

Its construction from traditional (if somewhat subverted) model-making kits gives the work an instantly recognisable quality, despite the chaos and confusion. It is easy to understand, yet complicated.

The origins of this piece lie in a series of works known as A Riot in a Jam Jar (L-13, 2011).

Here Cauty constructed tiny scenes of a riotous nature inside upturned jam jars in which violence, humour and socio-political commentary vied for position in contained and domesticated bite-size portions.

ADP was part of Banksy’s Dismaland last summer. There, visitors flowed around the installation, the “dismal” staff grumpily ordering them to keep moving and making sarcastic comments if they stopped; “no one’s ever taken a photo that good”, “if you’re standing still you’re doing it wrong”, “nothing to see here”...

Now the installation has taken to the road, re-housed in a specially converted shipping container, to visit towns and cities across the country, at the sites of historic riots.

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The ADP Riot Tour’s visit to Bristol sees it take up residence at the Trinity Centre near Trinity Road Police Station, which played a prominent role in the St Paul’s riots of 1980 and 1987, and saw black and white youth stand up to police harassment.

Far from inciting another riot, the tour’s organisers hope the ADP experience will be a peaceful and thought-provoking one, with the only real disturbance being the constant chatter of miniature police radios, dotted all over the exhibit.

Tara Pardo caught up with Jimmy ahead of ADP’s arrival in Bristol.

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Many people will have seen ADP at Dismaland. How did your involvement with Dismaland come about and how did it feel to be part of it?

With Dismaland, I felt anxious and excited in equal measure. Anxious because it was hard not telling anyone why I had to keep driving up and down the M4 in a hire van full of tools for three months. Excited because of the idea of a very large group of holiday makers interacting with the ADP for the first time.

Did you get a chance to enjoy all of the other artists’ work there? Was there a highlight for you?

I was mostly working when I was there or scoffing the free food in the crew canteen. David Shringley’s ‘‘I AM AN IMBECILE” balloons resonated with me.

I was one of the lucky ones who managed to buy tickets to Dismaland. I really felt like I needed more time with ADP (although the staff moving us along added to the atmosphere). Will we be able to take our time and get a longer look when ADP comes to Bristol?

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ADP is on a huge scale compared to your Riot in a Jam Jar works. What made you want to take on such a massive and time-consuming undertaking?

I like to embark on projects that seem impossible or stupid. I’m not worried about spending a lot of time working on details.

Did you find yourself completely consumed by it and envisioning riot scenarios everywhere you looked?

Yes. The other workers and I were all consumed by this during the construction. We worked in a basement workshop, so the outside world seemed very big and detailed after a while.

Most of the nine months it took us to make the ADP was taken up with creating the landscape in which the narrative could happen. I didn’t make it

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then smash it up. I made it smashed in the first place.

I found it slightly unsettling and full of darkness but also lots of humour. What’s the overall thinking behind it?

It’s an observation of an unexpected outcome when the police take control of a town.

How has ADP changed since we last saw it? (I understand we’ll be peeping this time!)

The whole cityscape has been re-shaped and de-developed to fit it into a container. The model was 8ft wide. The inside of a shipping container is 7’ 6’’. I have repositioned all police to line up with the observation ports that are all around the outside of the container.

I hear you invited police officers from the Met to have a look. What did they make of it?

We had a Met day at the last showing of the ADP in London. We invited the police to come and investigate a massive civil disturbance. A couple of

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van loads turned up on the day, alerted to the event by Twitter, which has apparently become the preferred mode of communication amongst constables after whistle blowing went out of style.

Once they were sure a crime was not in progress, they seemed excited to see so many police cars all in one place.

Will you be accompanying the work on tour?

I will be around from time to time performing maintenance and answering questions.

Finally, what made you choose Bristol as a stop on the tour?

We chose Bristol as a start point for the tour because the city has a long history of civil disobedience in the face of injustice, going back many hundreds of years. The proximity of the Trinity Centre to the Trinity Road Police Station forms an ironic and fitting backdrop for the ADP. ■ The Aftermath Dislocation Principle Riot Tour is at Trinity Centre, Bristol, from Friday, April 29 to Monday, May 9. See listings on page 49 for details.

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‘I’ve created a bold, brave and ballsy show’ EXCLUSIVE As he prepares to return ‘home’ to Bristol for a farewell show, Natalie Banyard bags an exclusive chat with the modern master of mind control, Derren Brown

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triding on stage dressed in black with an air of inscrutability, reigning master of psychological illusion Derren Brown is a man of mystery and a dark manipulator of magic.

So it’s with some trepidation that I interview the maestro of mind control – will he brainwash me into taking part in a heist? Or do a David Blaine and give me the silent treatment?

In fact, the former Bristol University student is witty, self-effacing and charming and he’s delighted to be “coming home” to the city where he first began to pursue his electrifying career in magic.

Back by phenomenal demand, the multi-award winning master of psychological illusion returns with his most daring show yet, Derren Brown: Miracle.

Playing The Bristol Hippodrome from May 9 to 14, Derren promises to deliver another evening of mind-altering genius.

Of course, there’s plenty of awe-inspiring, captivating magic, but the show goes beyond the realm of pure entertainment and ventures into an insight of a genius’s brain.

“It’s more of a philosophical one than previous shows,” says the Croydon-born showman.

“Without getting too much into the content, this is the first show that is about things I find important. Others have had autobiographical bits in them, some more authentic than others, but this one is about things I find important. It has a philosophical underpinning I really care about. It’s ultimately, I suppose, about what makes us happier.”

The show’s ten-week West End run was greeted with universal acclaim by fans and critics alike.

“The response has been fantastic and that has been the payoff of creating such a bold, brave and ballsy show,” says Derren, who has always insisted he has no psychic abilities and relies entirely on the powers of perception.

“I’ve pushed the boundaries and I think it’s pretty special.”

This jaw-dropping spectacle will be – I’m sorry to tell you – the last chance to see the master at work in the UK for the foreseeable future. So grab those tickets while you can.

Derren explains: “I’ve been doing this for 14

years, bringing a brand new show out every two years, and as much as I love it I need to take a break. That pressure of writing a show, working it in and then touring is pretty intense.”

But although this will be his last tour on these shores for a while, Derren has succumbed to the bright lights of Broadway.

“I’ve only ever wanted to do what’s enjoyable, and a couple of months – or whatever it will be – in New York, performing for people who don’t really know me, sounds like huge fun.”

But before Broadway, he’s heading to Bristol.

Derren has often spoken about his affection for the city, where he lived for over a decade.

In fact, Derren says it was while studying law and German at Bristol University that he first fell in love with the art of illusion.

“I saw a hypnotist doing a show at the student union and just loved it,” he tells me. “I decided that night that I wanted to do it myself. I carried on studying but started to learn the techniques of magic and mind control.”

After graduating, Derren abandoned a career in law and concentrated on developing his skills at psychological magic. He was able to pay the bills by combining performing in cafés and bars with a sideline in portraiture.

“By the time I graduated I was doing hypnosis shows and close up magic at student venues and places like Byzantium up by St Mary Redcliffe, on The Glass Boat in Welsh Back and The Blue Goose out on Gloucester Road.

“It was a long process. I was doing gigs in Bristol throughout my degree and for ten years after graduating. Then I got the call from a TV production company who had heard about me and it all went from there.”

Derren Brown: Mind Control aired on Channel 4 in 2000 and proved an immediate success.

Today he’s a global star thanks to his ratingswinning appearances on the small screen and sell-out theatrical tours.

His Mind Control, Trick of the Mind and Trick or Treat TV series saw his following grow into the millions and his extraordinary specials for Channel 4, which include Russian Roulette, The Heist, Apocalypse and The Great Art Robbery, have provoked much debate and consolidated his reputation as a performer prepared to constantly challenge and break down boundaries.

In his varied and notorious career he has played Russian roulette live, convinced middle-managers to commit an armed robbery in the street, hypnotised a man into assassinating Stephen Fry and trained four OAPs to steal a valuable painting. He is also banned from every casino in the country.

Derren’s live shows are not only thrilling and enthralling, they are also a great way to see the master at work and dispel any suspicion that his TV feats are aided by trick photography, stooges or clever editing.

He has also received much praise for his best-selling books, Derren Brown: Tricks of the Mind and Derren Brown: Confessions of a Conjuror.

His third book, on the subject of happiness, is due for publication later this year.

Such is his pull as a celebrity, Derren even has his own ghost train opening at Thorpe Park next month!

“I hope it’ll scare and delight in equal measure,” laughs Derren. “It’s been a huge project and an extraordinary opportunity to have fun with the latest technology and let my imagination run wild. This will be nothing like any other ghost train!”

Unsurprisingly, tickets to see Derren in Bristol are selling out fast and the star is looking forward to it as much as his audience.

“I love Bristol and can’t wait to play there,” he tells me earnestly. “When I started uni I lived on Caledonia Place in Clifton Village. Ten years after graduation I was still there and still paying student rates!

“I lived there with my pals and we did it all up. It was great.

“Living near the Clifton Suspension Bridge was phenomenal. I used to sit in a cave on the Leigh Woods side, light a fire and readNietzsche – that’s the sort of insufferable prick I was!

“I also used to spend a lot of time wandering around Ashton Court dreaming up magic tricks. It was a lovely time.

“I come back when I can to get my Bristol fix.

I feel very nostalgic about the place and I can’t wait to perform at the Hippodrome again.”

■ Derren Brown: Miracle at The Bristol Hippodrome from Monday, May 9 to Saturday, May 14. Visit www.atgtickets.com/venues/ bristol-hippodrome

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Bringing people together through a love of folk Music Craig Jones finds out what’s in store at this weekend’s Bristol Folk Festival

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ig acts and established artists will be taking over the city for this weekend’s Bristol Folk Festival. St George’s, Bristol Folk House and Bristol Ram are set to host the festivities which will run tomorrow and Sunday.

The annual, not-for-profit, social enterprise will welcome some hugely popular folk acts including Gigspanner, Hannah Martin and Phillip Henry, Josienne Clarke and Ben Walker, Tradarr and many others.

“There’s the usual last-minute tweaks that need sorting as you would expect but we are in a good place – I think,” jokes Jan Ayers, one of the festival’s organisers.

“The event is so popular because it is seen as the recognised big May Day weekend festival.”

Jan explains that after a break, Bristol Folk Festival was revived in its current format in 2010.

In that time, the event has continued to go from strength to strength, much to the delight of organisers.

Jan says: “As popular as the event is with people in the city, we also have many, many people who travel far and wide to support the festivities.

“That is great as we like to think we are contributing to helping put Bristol on the map and promoting the good things which are happening in the city.”

The festival also has some great venues. In St George’s visitors will get to enjoy music in a world-renowned concert hall.

The former church, based just off Park Street, will be hosting Gadarene, 9Bach and Worry Dolls on the Saturday of the event. While on Sunday, the venue welcomes India Eclectic Co, The Barnacle Bouys and Cooper and Toller with many more set to perform there over the two days.

Bristol Folk House, also based off Park Street, is understandably synonymous with the genre hosting countless gigs throughout the year. It provides a great platform for established acts and those looking for exposure.

A new addition for this year is that Bristol Ram will be taking part in the festival’s session programme. This encourages musicians of all abilities to go forward and take part in a jam or two.

On Saturday there’ll be a session between 2pm

and 5pm, while on Sunday they’ll be another session between 2pm and 5pm, followed by another, focusing on Irish music, from 8pm.

The popular pub has two rooms assigned for the events so it’s highly possible they’ll be two music jams taking place at Bristol Ram at those times.

Jan explains: “This year, we have added Bristol Ram as our base for our sessions. Everyone is welcome there, bringing an instrument or just their voice, to take part.

“It should make for quite a fun atmosphere and it is something which we are very excited about.”

Another treat for revellers is a workshop taking place at St George’s at 4pm on Sunday. Ange Hardy and Lukas Drinkwater will be hosting the songwriting event. In this 45-minute workshop Ange and Lukas will discuss the writing process behind some of their songs, including practical tips and advice on using online resources.

They will discuss the different approaches used when starting work on a new song, and talk about the interview question they get asked the most, “what comes first, the melody or the lyrics?”

They will also look at song structures and inspirations, instrument choices, and start workshop attendees on the path of writing a new song together.

An undoubted highlight of the festival is the Morris dance performances which are being held on both days.

On Sunday, teams including Bristol Morris Men, Rag Morris and City Clickers, among others, will be meeting at Brandon Hill to perform and bring in the sunrise.

Jan says: “I’m a big fan of all the Morris events which we host. For me, it is the highlight of the festival and a real spectacle.

“It is something which so many people are sure to enjoy.”

Overall, the organisers expect the festival to be bigger and better than ever.

Jan says: “Bristol Folk Festival brings so many people together through a love of music. I think it is such a great event to promote the city and its love of music also.”

■ To see the full line-up and event information visit www.bristolfolkfestival.co.uk/dance.

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ristol Food Connections gets under way in earnest this weekend. Celebrity chefs’ cooking demonstrations, fascinating workshops and live music will be held across the city over the coming days.

The festival’s Food Trail highlights the best of Bristol’s thriving independent food and drink scene and this year, the organisers have introduced The Bristol Food Card, a new way to show your love for Bristol’s cafés, restaurants, pubs, bars, delicatessens and retailers.

The Food Card allows holders to access exclusive offers, promotions and discounts at more than 70 of the best venues across the city during the festival (running from Friday, April 29 to Saturday, May 7).

By showing the card at participating Food Trail venues, you can access all these deals and many more: ■ 15 per cent off your meat shopping at Ruby & White ■ 5 per cent off your groceries at Better Food Company ■ A seasonal, wild garlic focaccia from Baked in Totterdown ■ A foraged spring digestif with your tapas dinner at Poco ■ A three-course special ‘Taste of India’ menu from the Thali Café ■ 20 per cent off your food bill from The Gallimaufry ■ The Ox Bristol offer a complimentary Psychopomp gin and tonic with every lunchtime main meal ■ 15 per cent off food and drink, and 10 per cent off in the delicatessen at Bordeaux Quay ■ Discounted cocktails at hip and hidden Hyde & Co and The Milk Thistle ■ Wrap, fries, slaw and a pint for £10 at Biblos on the Hill ■ Complimentary dish with a main course and dessert at Source Aine Morris, the festival manager, says: “The Food Trail Card aims to do for local, sus-

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tainable businesses what the Club Card does for Tesco.

“It’s a unique collaboration of more than 90 food and drink retailers, restaurants, bars, delis and shops – all of whom are offering promotions during the festival.

“It’s really unusual for such a diverse range of businesses to come together in a unique and collaborative way. And let’s face it, very Bristol!”

Jason Mead, co-founder at Hyde & Co Leisure, owners of Hyde & Co and The Milk Thistle, said: “Food Connections has gone from strength to strength in recent years and with 2016 set to be the biggest and best yet it was an absolute no-brainer to get involved!

“We’re hoping to introduce the people of Bristol to something new and a little different through our involvement in Food Connections, whether it’s our very own gin, distilled here in Bristol, our fantastic range of sherries or an evening of rum cocktails and theatre at The Milk Thistle”

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HOW TO GET THE CARD ■ There are two ways to purchase The Bristol Food Card: ■ Order online at www.bristolfoodconnections. com/thebristolcard for £5 (plus £2 p&p) and your card, along with the 2016 Festival Programme, will be delivered directly to your door. See the full details on the ticketing page. Having the festival programme delivered at home gives you time to browse at your leisure and decide which events you want to attend.

■ You can also pre-order cards by clicking the ‘collect’ button on the website and save on postage and packing. Your card will be sent to the Festival Pop-Up shop on College Green, next to Bristol Cathedral, where you can collect it from April 29 to May 2. The shop will be open from 11am to 6pm daily. The Food Card will be sold online and in the shop for the duration of the Food Connections Festival.

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WHAT’S ON DURING THE FESTIVAL ■ Now in its third year, the city’s everimproving food scene is perfectly encapsulated by the ten-day city-wide celebration of all things foodie, alongside live music and community events.

Weekend magazine’s food reviewer Mark Taylor said: “The line-up for this year’s Bristol Food Connections is as strong as before, with some of the biggest names in the food world heading to the city, but it’s also the countless local events taking place that will provide an even stronger flavour of Bristol’s food culture and it promises to be a delicious and belt-loosening few days.”

In the city centre, College Green will be transformed into a hub of festival activity, where the main venue will hold debates on topics such as: ‘What makes a great restaurant?’ with Bristol Lido’s Freddy Bird, Financial Times food writer Tim Hayward and the Telegraph’s Xanthe Clay.

The Shadow Environment Secretary, Kerry McCarthy will also debate the future of the food we throw away. Practical tasting workshops will focus on the revolution taking place among British craft food producers, led by James Swift, founder of Trealy Farm Charcuterie and Llyr Dunsford of The Charcutier, a Heston Blumenthal Young British Artisan winner.

Aine Morris, festival manager, said: “Food Connections aims to be so much more than a food festival. By showcasing projects designed to change the way people eat, and by bringing people from every community together through good food, this event aims to create change that will be felt long after Food Connections finishes.

“We want to put Bristol firmly on the map, as a city making huge strides towards being able to feed itself sustainably.”

Performances will take centre-stage during the evenings and visitors won’t want to miss Hammer & Tongue’s food-themed spoken word poetry slam – Bristol’s best wordsmiths will throw it down for good food.

There will also be Food Porn, a new stand-up comedy show of exploding smells and gastronomic escapades.

The Travelling Barn is the venue where visitors can get their hands dirty with celebrity chefs from Bristol and beyond, such as Olia Hercules, author of Mamushka, Elly Curshen of Pear Café fame, Rosie Birkett of A Lot on Her Plate blog, Tom Hunt of Poco, Tim Hayward, Mitch Tonks of Spiny Lobster and Romy Gill of Thornbury’s Romy’s Kitchen.

All cooking demos are free and open to everyone. During the evening, the venue will be hosting live music from some of Bristol’s best-loved bands and visitors can enjoy the street-food village and bar.

The best street food producers from across the South West will come together over three days at the Producers’ Market in Millennium and Anchor Square.

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New opening in saturated spot stands out from the coffee crowd Food Mark Taylor visits new North Street café Tincan Coffee Co, pops into the first permanent site for popular mobile eaterie Pickle, and enjoys an Italian pre-theatre dinner at Aquila

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ust picture the scene. You get an idea for opening a brand new coffee shop and decide to take it on Dragons’ Den. As you get stuck into your hard-selling pitch to attract investment from the panel of multi-millionaire business experts like Deborah Meaden and Peter Jones, you tell them you’ve even found a great location on North Street in Southville.

The camera zooms in on the worried faces of the experts, who shake their heads in unison as they take their money off the table and you, now crestfallen and sweating profusely, turn on your heels to be interrogated by Evan Davis about why it all went wrong.

With so much competition squeezed into such a relatively small area, North Street might be the last place some operators would consider to open a new café or coffee house.

The Lounge, Coffee #1, Tobacco Factory and several other independents line the street where Southville meets Bedminster and Ashton so, on paper at least, it looks like the area is pretty much saturated with places offering frothy latte coffees and pots of loose-leaf tea.

But the new openings just keep coming and the latest is Tincan Coffee Co, which has moved into the corner site vacated by the short-lived Curtis and Bell patisserie, which never seemed to get out of first gear.

Run by Adam White and Jessie Nicolson, it’s the first permanent site for a business that until now has concentrated on running mobile

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coffee vans at festivals such as Shambala, Wilderness, Latitude and Goodwood.

With such a decent track record in outdoor catering, Tincan Coffee Co certainly looks a safe bet when it comes to its first indoor venture and it was busy when I visited in the first week.

They’ve certainly got the look right with the stripped floors, clusters of bare bulbs, unvarnished timber tables and mix of caramel leather seating and utilitarian wooden-backed 1970s school chairs.

Behind the counter, a retro backlit drinks menu recalls Fonz-era American diners (as does the slow slide-guitar blues in the background) as much as it does the seaside greasy spoon cafés of my childhood.

The coffee beans used here are roasted by Clifton Coffee, which has created a special three-bean blend and my smooth flat white tasted of almonds and toffee. It worked particularly well with a slice of moist and crumbly lemon and courgette loaf cake (£2.20) – one of several made on the premises.

Before that, a slice of still-warm-from-theoven red pepper, red onion and Gruyère tart (£3.50) benefited from crisp, flaky pastry and a generously cheesy filling with plenty of sweet red pepper strips.

Other choices on the counter and in the fridge included a range of sandwiches made with Hobbs House bakery bread including smoked salmon, cream cheese, capers, dill and cos lettuce; or Emmental with Wiltshire ham, gherkins and Dijon mustard mayonnaise.

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Good value pit-stop at new dockside hot-spot

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Underfall Yard, Cumberland Road, Bristol, BS1 6XG. Twitter: @underfallpickle

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alking towards Underfall Yard, past the chandlers and boatyards of Spike Island, The Matthew sails past me and it’s a fitting reminder that Bristol’s docks are still very much alive and kicking.

The commercial cargo ships may be long gone, but Bristol Harbourside is still very much a buzzing community in its own right, as well as a must-visit tourist attraction.

There is no better place to relive the history of the thriving docks than Underfall Yard, which has recently opened up to the public with a visitors’ centre.

A cluster of Victorian buildings once used by Brunel himself, including the landmark octagonal red-brick chimney of the hydraulic engine house, this is a fascinating corner of the docks.

Walking through the yard, there is still a sense of the past as people build and repair boats. The quayside is a carpet of wood shavings, the air heavy with the smell of timber and primer, and the sounds of hammering and sanding.

Run by a team of volunteers in green boiler suits, the restored Pump Room and Sluice Room are a fitting tribute to the engineers who shaped Bristol’s dock, among them Brunel, Joseph Green, William Jessop and Thomas Howard.

When I arrive, volunteers are explaining to a group of tourists and kids how Brunel’s Victorian-built sluices stop the floating harbour from filling up and how the water levels are

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maintained between Underfall Yard and Netham Weir. It’s a fascinating story and this new dockside attraction is sure to become one of the most popular spots this summer.

Of course, a decent visitors’ centre needs a quality café and that’s where Pickle comes in.

With two busy mobile trucks in Redcliffe, Pickle knows a thing or two about catering for the masses and its first indoor operation fits perfectly with Underfall Yard.

In the sluice room, next to the Human Accumulator exhibit, this small café (it’s basically two high tables next to the serving hatch and counter) occupies a unique position beneath the skylights, magnificent round windows, steel girders and pulleys.

Open Wednesday to Sunday (Monday and Tuesday openings will follow), Pickle serves breakfast rolls, porridge and granola pots, jacket potatoes and daily-changing lunchtime sandwiches listed on the blackboard propped up on the counter.

These might include Brunel’s Bacon (poached chicken, maple bacon, chilli mayo, rocket, cucumber, tomato and pickles) or a steak and egg roll.

I went for The Big fish (£4.50) – a jaw-splitting toasted ciabatta roll filled with tuna, Cheddar, lemon mayo, homemade slaw (grated carrot and red cabbage), sliced gherkins, capers and cucumber.

To follow, a crumbly, not-too-sweet peanut butter and dark chocolate flapjack (£2.40) washed down with a well-made flat white coffee.

Mark Farrell behind the bar at Chums in Chandos Road

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PUB OF THE WEEK CHUMS

ith no landline, a ban on mobile phones and no background music, Chums is a pub stripped of all modern touches, a place that encourages good conversation over sensibly priced real ales and ciders.

Named after owner Mark Farrell’s walking group, Chums is Bristol’s second micropub and follows hot on the heels of The Drapers Arms on Gloucester Road.

Irishman Farrell is well known in Bristol as a popular landlord who used to run The Plume of Feathers and The Three Tuns in Hotwells and he brings years of experience to this converted convenience store in the heart of Redland.

Chums is a deceptively deep premises with a bar in the centre of the room, next to the

FRIDAY, APRIL 29 ■ BRISTOL FOOD CONNECTIONS 2016

Various locations

The nine-day festival features countless events at various locations every day until May 7. For full daily schedules, go to www.bristolfoodconnections.com.

■ FOOD MARKET

Wine Street

This weekly market includes a number of familiar market favourites such as Pippins doughnuts, Pullins Bakers, Crumpet Cakes and Greens of Glastonbury, as well as street food from Niangs Thai Snacks, Chef De Maison and Chilli Daddy. The market runs from 10am to 4pm.

SATURDAY, APRIL 30 ■ FARMERS’ MARKET

Whiteladies Road

This market brings together a number of top quality local producers and artisans.

Bread, fruit and vegetables, meat, cheese,

‘What’s on’ blackboard listing the ales and ciders on offer.

The range changes frequently but there will always be a couple of Butcombe beers on (it was the Brunel IPA, Bitter and Rare Breed this time), with rotating guests.

There were two from excellent Buckinghamshire brewery XT – the Guinness-like XT10 stout and the English IPA XT15 – and Wye Valley Hereford Pale Ale. What is most striking about the six ales on tap isn’t just the quality of the beer, but the prices. At a time when many pubs are charging between £4 and £5 a pint, it’s refreshing to walk into a place with a flat price of £3.50 a pint.

And that price also refers to the ciders – the medium-dry Ashton Still and a trio of Gwatkin

cakes and organic flowers and plants are among the attractions. The market takes place on the corner of Whiteladies Road and Apsley Road from 8.30am to 2pm.

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Various locations

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SUNDAY, MAY 1 ■ TOBACCO FACTORY SUNDAY MARKET

Raleigh Road, Southville

The weekly community market in the car park behind the Tobacco Factory features around 30 food and craft stalls with a strong bias towards ethical, eco-friendly, Fairtrade, organic and local products. The market runs from 10am to 2.30pm.

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ciders – Gamecock (sweet), No Bull (medium) and Silly Ewe (dry).

Like the food, which is limited to filled rolls and future plans for pies, the wine choice is a straightforward one between a red, a white and a rosé, served by the glass or bottle.

With its simple décor – one friend said it reminded him of his old work social club in the 1980s – and basic offering, Chums won’t be to everybody’s tastes, but it isn’t trying to be anything more than a timeless local where good beer and cider can be enjoyed over a proper conversation with friends.

With so many pubs charging the earth for their drinks and trying too hard to be quasi restaurants, we need more places like it.

■ 22 Chandos Road, Redland, Bristol, BS6 6PF.

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Holiday Inn, Filton Road

TV chef Cyrus Todiwala is among the speakers at the roadshow, a seminar designed to show restaurateurs and chefs how to make their businesses more successful. There is no charge for entry and dinner is complimentary, although

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numbers are limited, so early registration is essential via www.acfederation.org/ acf-road-show-with-just-eat-rsvp-form.

WEDNESDAY, MAY 4 ■ FARMERS’ MARKET

Corn Street

Bristol’s longest-running weekly farmers’ market with a wide range of stalls selling meat, fish, organic vegetables, cakes, cheese, bread and other locally produced items. From 9am to 2pm.

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Italian favourites on offer before curtain-up

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ith Oscar-winning actor Jeremy Irons treading the boards at the Old Vic and Mamma Mia! packing them in at the Hippodrome, it has been a great month for Bristol restaurants serving pre-theatre meals.

Set-price menus executed efficiently enough for people to enjoy two (or maybe three) courses between leaving the office and settling into their seats for 7.30pm curtain-up can be a useful extra revenue stream for restaurants located close to busy theatres.

As a restaurant manager, if you can attract 20 or 30 diners to your restaurant before 7pm, you have time to wipe down the tables, adjust your tie and comb your hair in readiness for the first arrivals of the “proper” evening service, safe in the knowledge that you’ve already got money in the till.

I didn’t even know Aquila served a pre-theatre menu until last week, when I was heading to a show on a Monday evening and in urgent need of a quick refuel at 6pm.

The pre-theatre offer at this glamorous Baldwin Street Italian runs from 3pm until 6.30pm and costs £14.95 for two courses (or three for £17.95). It also coincides with two-for-one cocktails, if you really want to guarantee a heavy sleep before the show’s half-time interval.

By the time I arrived, most of the pre-theatre crowd (I think they were all heading to Mamma Mia!) were well on their way to finishing their main courses and calling for the bill.

Most of them were dressed to the nines, with post-work dads still in their suits and ties and mums and daughters in sparkly dresses.

Against the backdrop of mirrored walls, cream leather seating and flickering candles, they all put me to shame in my gig uniform of black Levi’s and Converse trainers.

Although owned by Bristolians, Aquila is 100 per cent Italian when it comes to service and food and there is a genuine buzz as waiting staff

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rush around chatting to each other in their mother tongue.

In the background, Seventies and Eighties pop (think Walking On The Moon by The Police and Queen’s Don’t Stop Me Now) segued into Nessun Dorma as a huddle of waiters and waitresses sang Happy Birthday to one diner, complete with a celebratory cake and candles.

The pre-theatre menu offers three starters, three main courses and three pizzas, plus a trio of desserts.

I started with the calamari fritti, served on a piece of slate with a wedge of lemon and blobs of lemony mayonnaise. Considering it was part of a set-price menu, it was a generous portion with at least a dozen crisp and greaseless pieces of lightly battered squid of varying shapes, sizes and tentacles, rather than the usual uniform battered rings.

To follow, a full-size Americana pizza was a tad floppy – the runny mozzarella would have benefited from a few more minutes in the oven as it was more milky puddles than brown-edged blisters – but there was plenty of spicy pepperoni.

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CRAFT ALES AND MICROBREWERIES ON A BRISTOL BREWERY TOUR

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t’s no secret that the Bristol beer scene is booming at the moment. Hosting names such as Arbor, Wiper & True and Bristol Beer Factory, it could even be the best place in the country for it right now. Therefore it’s about time someone offered us a flavour of what goes on behind the scenes.

Luckily the newly launched Bristol Brewery Tours have arrived just on the cusp of summer – although, as we meet at noon on Millennium Square, it becomes apparent that this is much more than a usual walk around a taproom.

The tour manages to charmingly utilise a touch of city life with the Bristol Ferry Company for some sampling, as the boat takes us up the harbour towards Moor Beer behind Temple Meads. It feels like a perfect combination as we sit in good company tasting two varied pale ales from the locally based Arbor.

Upon arrival it’s a quick stroll through the industrial surroundings towards the brewery.

Once inside tokens are dealt out and there’s the opportunity to try some beers directly from the source. The taproom features a wide mixture of cask and keg from which guests are given free choice over. A brewer then takes us inside and gives a detailed talk about the process which creates what we’ve been enjoying.

It’s then back to The Beer Emporium on King Street where Duncan and Marco have the bar lined with beer flights for further sampling.

By this point in the day it’s apparent that friendships have been made and information gained. Whether or not it will be remembered by the weary heads the day after remains to be seen. Ultimately, it was a perfectly executed day that’s a testament to Bristol’s brilliant beer scene.

■ The next Bristol Brewery tours take place on Saturday, April 30, and Saturday, May 21, at 11.45am.

Visit bristolbrewerytours.com

By Rhys Buchanan

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Pared-back approach to modern European food

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ooking can be many different things but at London’s Ducksoup restaurant, it’s about using just a few simple seasonal ingredients and turning them into something more than the sum of their parts.

That’s the refreshingly simple philosophy of co-owner Clare Lattin, who has just written the first Ducksoup cookbook with head chef Tom Hill, who started his career in Bristol.

Located in the heart of Soho, Ducksoup opened in 2011 and it quickly gained a reputation for its delicious weekly-changing menu, which follows the seasons.

A tiny restaurant where the music (vinyl played on an old record player) and wine (“natural” and additive-free) are equally as important as the food, Ducksoup is a neighbourhood restaurant where you can eat simple plates of exactly what you might want at any time of day.

The Ducksoup Cookbook is packed with delicious favourites from the menu which features influences including the warm blue skies of Italy, spices and flower blossom of the Middle East, and the smoky earthiness of Scandinavia.

It’s a pared-back approach to food that makes the recipes achievable at home, whether it’s mozzarella, borlotti and wild garlic green sauce; salt cod, tomato and olive oil; wild mushrooms, egg yolk and Parmesan; and peaches, raspberries and crème fraîche.

Lattin says: “I suppose we have quite a magpie approach to cooking and draw on a palette of ingredients inspired by our travels.

“We use the best ingredients from different places and because our style of cooking is so free, these recipes are very easily recreated at home. In short, it’s simple, humble cooking using minimal ingredients and lively flavour pairings.”

Pictures: Kristin Perers

CRISPY LAMB, LABNEH, MINT, RED ONION AND POMEGRANATE SERVES 4 ■ 1 whole lamb breast, about 2kg, cut in half ■ 500ml lamb stock ■ 1 pomegranate ■ Extra-virgin olive oil ■ 1 teaspoon dried chilli flakes ■ Small handful of mint leaves ■ Small handful of flat-leaf parsley ■ 1 red onion, thinly sliced ■ Juice of 1 lemon ■ Chargrilled flatbread or toasted sourdough bread, to serve ■ Salt, freshly ground black pepper ■ 160g labneh (see below) Ducksoup Cookbook: The Wisdom of Simple Cooking by Clare Lattin and Tom Hill is published

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■ The combination of ingredients here makes a near perfect salad – there is just enough (but not too much) crispy meat to give the dish depth and that umami flavour, and pairing it with the cool labneh (salted and strained Greek yoghurt), fresh mint, onion and pomegranate seeds keeps the flavours clean and fresh.

Lamb breast is a great, cheap cut but you can also use any leftover lamb shoulder you might have from another recipe you’ve cooked at the weekend. This works as a starter dish or main course salad, or as part of a sharing feast.

To make the labneh: Whisk in one teaspoon of salt to every 500g of full-fat natural Greek yoghurt (don’t be tempted to use a fat-free version as it won’t be the same).

Pour the mixture into cheesecloth suspended over a bowl (you can also use a large coffee filter) to allow the excess liquid to drip through. Depending how thick you want your

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labneh, leave it overnight for medium to firm or three days for super-firm.

Preheat the oven to 160C/gas 6.

Season the lamb breast with salt and pepper and put into a large roasting tray. Pour over the lamb stock, cover tightly with foil and cook in the oven for two to three hours, or until the meat easily comes away from the bone.

Once cooked remove the lamb breasts from the stock and allow cooling. Keep the lamb stock as you can use it another day – simply pour into small tubs and freeze. While the lamb cools, remove the seeds from the pomegranate by cutting it in half and then holding over a bowl, cut side down on your spread palm.

Hit the back of the pomegranate with a wooden spoon or rolling pin so that the seeds drop out into the bowl. If you have trouble try turning the half inside out and gently coaxing the remaining seeds out with your fingers.

Once the lamb breast is cool enough to handle remove all the meat from the bones in large chunks and set aside. Heat a frying pan over a medium-high heat and add a generous glug of oil. Add the chilli flakes and then fry the lamb until nice and crisp, giving it a pinch of salt as it cooks.

When the lamb is crisp transfer to a large bowl. Tear in the mint and parsley and add the sliced onion.

Squeeze in the lemon juice, add another good splash of olive oil and half the pomegranate seeds and season with salt and pepper.

Toss everything together with your hands and then gently coax the salad out of the bowl with your fingers on to individual plates.

Spoon a dollop of labneh on to a third of the plate, and finish by scattering the entire dish with pomegranate seeds. Serve with chargrilled flatbread or toasted sourdough.

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Indie veterans return from freezing isolation Music As indie veterans James head to Colston Hall, they talk to Mark Taylor about recording in a remote mancave in Scotland

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ow well into their fourth decade, indie veterans James are back with their 14th studio album, Girl at the End of the World, and a sell-out UK tour that will see them performing to 60,000 fans across 15 shows.

Known for their unique and diverse style, James are both critically acclaimed and commercially successful, having sold more than 12

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million albums worldwide. Originally signed to the iconic Manchester label Factory Records in 1982, James have gone onto produce a string of massive hit singles, including Sit Down, Come Home, She’s A Star and Born of Frustration.

Early outings saw them supporting their friends and allies New Order and, later, they joined The Smiths on their Meat Is Murder Tour, including Bristol Hippodrome in April

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1985. Mainstream success for James arrived at the end of the Eighties, firstly with the selffinanced 1989 live album, One Man Clapping (which was recorded at Bath’s Moles Club) and then the hit single Sit Down.

The subsequent studio album, Gold Mother, sold two million copies and produced further hits in How Was It For You, Come Home and Lose Control, starting a decade of sustained success

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that saw Laid break the band in the US and 1998’s Best of James notch up sales of over 900,000 copies to top the UK album chart.

Now they have produced a record that the band considers their best ever. Written in a remote building in the wilds of the Scottish highlands, Girl at the End of the World sees the band team up with producer Max Dingel (The Killers, Muse, White Lies) and with the legendary Brian Eno. Founder member, bass player Jim Glennie, says writing the album in such solitude ensured the band weren’t distracted by the usual demands of the record business.

“We were in a remote building in Gairloch, Wester Ross, in January, and it was snowy and freezing.

“We worked solidly long hours, long days, writing, jamming and making the demos. It was like a production line and hard work but very constructive because we came away with the makings of the record.

“That isolation works for us and we need to cut ourselves off from the world because otherwise we get bombarded with other stuff to do.” Frontman Tim Booth adds: “We built a

rehearsal room in the stone-walled building and bunkered ourselves down for three weeks.

It was our mancave, with mattresses gaffertaped to the windows for soundproofing and barely a mobile phone bar between us. We cut ourselves off from our families and the rest of the world, and improvised the songs that would become the album.

“We recorded everything then started editing those sessions down into fully formed songs. If a lot of the tracks sound quite fast, you can blame that on the raw Scottish weather. We were working with a drum machine and were conscious of setting a quick tempo to inspire dance grooves and keep us on the move as the temperature outside was five below zero.”

A creatively restless band, James have continually reinvented themselves over the past four decades, but it has kept things fresh for them and their loyal fan base.

Glenn says: “We’ve never been a band for coming up with an intellectual overview of what we do and why we do it.

“It’s driven by what happens when we get together in a room. We don’t have one main songwriter who comes in with a bunch of

songs, we just start playing, improvising and what appears is what appears and they become the next songs.

“We are restless but also ambitious. It still feels like we’re trying to prove something to somebody, although I don’t know what we’re trying to prove or to whom!

“It feels like we’re still searching for something and looking for the next thing. I think that’s down to the nature of how we write the songs, it’s usually a reaction to what we’ve done previously, whether it’s trying to keep connected to it or doing something different, but it’s never an intellectual thing.

“We’re passionate about what we do and James is like a weird democracy so there’s no big decision maker and in that respect there are a lot of different opinions, but that keeps it fresh and interesting.

“But the essence of James is still live and that pleasure never diminishes. I can’t wait for us to get our hands on these songs in front of the best audience a band can have.”

■ James, Colston Hall, Monday May 2. See listings for details.

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CAST O2 ACADEMY

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wenty years since their top ten debut album, All Change, Liverpool band Cast are comfortable being labelled “Britpop legends”.

“Yeah, I suppose it is a proud title,” laughs frontman John Power.

“All Change is more than 20 years old but as time passes you kinda take on titles like ‘heavyweight champions of Britpop’ and that’s cool.”

Cast were formed in 1992 by Power and Peter Wilkinson, formerly of Shack. It was Power’s second band, having previously been an integral part of The La’s, who were best-known for their classic 1988 single There She Goes.

Cast went on to enjoy huge success in the mid-Nineties with a number of top ten singles, including Flying, Free Me, Walkaway, Sandstorm and Guiding Star.

Power says: “I’ve been lucky enough to be in two seminal bands. The La’s shaped a lot of the way I played music and Cast was a continuation in a different format, but the same sort of thread of music, the strength of melody and dynamics of the band.

“The La’s was 30 years ago but time just drifts

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through your hands. Everything I’ve ever done musically is alive and present.

“I think The La’s set a pretty high bar and they’re still an iconic band. They made an incredible impression on myself. I can’t separate the journey from the first day in The La’s and the gigs we’re playing as Cast this week.

“Nothing’s really changed, I’m still in awe of the music.”

Power, 48, grew up in Allerton, Liverpool, close to Penny Lane. He also attended the same school as John Lennon and he admits that he always felt a sense of place and a link to the city’s musical heritage from an early age.

“I did have a sense of belonging, even as a kid. That’s not a rose-tinted view of Liverpool, and that’s not to say it has its faults, but when I was a young boy I did feel a real sense of wonder of coming from the same place as The Beatles and Bill Shankly. There was some sort of lineage that struck me and I’ve never lost that.”

Cast are currently putting the finishing touches to their new album, which has been crowdfunded through the PledgeMusic campaign.

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erpool and produced by Al Groves, it’s the follow-up to 2012’s Troubled Times, which was their first studio album in over ten years.

Power says: “The working title is Kicking Up The Dust and we wanted to get it out for this tour but it’s not quite ready so it will be out in the autumn.

“I’m still writing new material with vigour and verve. It’s still turning me on. When we went in the studio last year, I didn’t have all the songs but once we were there, the process started and we started blowing on the embers.

“Sometimes ideas are just lying around waiting to be picked up but everything is contained within a seed and that seed just needs to grow – I’m just a musical gardener sowing the seed at the right time.

“Sometimes you lose your mojo, sometimes you think you haven’t got it in you anymore, sometimes you don’t want to do it anymore, but you dig deep because it’s all you have in your pockets.

“Music is all I have to show, it’s the expression of my being.”

■ Friday, April 29. See listings for details.

Music Don’t miss

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he Long Ryders make a rare UK appearance to coincide with a four-CD box set of the band’s work entitled Final Wild Songs.

Regarded by many as pioneers of what is now called alt-country or Americana, this is the first time The Long Ryders have performed in Europe in a decade.

Originally formed in 1983, the group disbanded in 1987 after the release of their fourth album, only reforming for select shows in the past ten years.

The Long Ryders comprise of Sid Griffin

(now an author, BBC broadcaster and member of Coal Porters), Stephen McCarthy (who went on to be a member of Jayhawks), Tom Stevens and music publisher Greg Sowders.

In their mid-Eighties heyday, The Long Ryders became the number one indie band in the USA (they were number two in Europe – only pipped to the top spot by The Smiths) and have been described as the missing link between Gram Parsons and Wilco.

ashville-based singer-songwriter and multi-instrumentalist Grant-Lee Phillips plays a low-key Bristol show to promote new album, The Narrows, his eighth solo release.

Recorded at Dan Auerbach’s Easy Eye Studio in Nashville, the 13-song set is Phillips’ first since his move from Los Angeles, his home of some 30 years, to Music City in 2013.

The album was recorded as a trio by Phillips (guitar/vocals) with Jerry Roe (drums) and Lex Price (electric and upright bass).

Singer, songwriter, guitarist, multi-instrumentalist, actor, film composer and visual artist, Phillips began his career as frontman of Grant-Lee Buffalo.

Named “male vocalist of the year” in 1995 by Rolling Stone, USA Today called him a “soulful balladeer” and one “who continues to solidify his place in the upper tier of Americana.”

Phillips is related to Chief John Ross on his father’s side and, paternally, he is of both Blackfoot and Cherokee ancestry.

■ Tuesday, May 3. See listings from page 30 for details.

■ Friday, April 29. See listings from page 30 for details.

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MARK LANEGAN ST GEORGE’S BRISTOL

escribed by one critic as having a voice that sounds like “Lee Hazlewood performing early-Eighties New Order”, Mark Lanegan is currently working on the follow-up to 2014’s critically acclaimed Phantom Radio album.

The former member of Screaming Trees and Queens of The Stone Age visits Bristol as part of an acoustic tour of intimate venues.

A member of Queens of the Stone Age from 2000 to 2014, Lanegan has been releasing solo material since 1990.

His big breakthrough album, Bubblegum, in 2004 featured a number of prominent guests

including PJ Harvey, Izzy Stradlin of Guns ‘n’ Roses and fellow Queens members Josh Homme and Nick Oliveri.

His collaboration with former Belle & Sebastian vocalist Isobel Campbell, Ballad of the Broken Seas, was nominated for the Mercury Prize in 2006 and the duo went on to release two more albums together.

Support on this tour comes from his labelmate, collaborator and kindred spirit Duke Garwood.

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Music Listings FRIDAY, APRIL 29 ■ MIKE FLETCHER QUARTET

Be-Bop Club, 8pm, £8, www.thebebopclub.co.uk

Saxophonist Mike Fletcher brings his compelling sound to melodic, well-crafted tunes combining the jazz tradition with a contemporary approach to improvisation.

Besides alto sax he often plays the rarely heard C-melody sax. A stellar year has seen his trio touring major European concert halls as part of the ECHO Rising Stars scheme. For this tour, his regular trio is expanded to quartet by the addition of one of Spain’s best known jazz trumpeters, Julian Sanchez. Bassist Olie Brice is familiar to Bristol audiences through his work with Nick Malcolm, and special mention must be made of New York drummer Jeff Williams, who has worked with Stan Getz, Joe Lovano, David Liebman and many more.

■ GRANT-LEE PHILLIPS

Louisiana, 7.30pm, £15, www.thelouisiana.net See page 29.

■ THE EMPERIALS

The Tunnels, 7.30pm, £7, www.thetunnelsbristol.co.uk

Bristol-based ska favourites The Emperials are an energetic eight-piece with a driving rhythm section, blasting brass and a huge repertoire of ska and reggae classics and up-tempo originals.

■ MARK LANEGAN

St George’s Bristol, 8pm, £25, www.stgeorgesbristol.co.uk See page 29.

■ DMA’S

Thekla, 7pm, £8, www.theklabristol.co.uk

Hotly-tipped Australian trio DMA’S were named as one of ‘The Ones To Watch’ in 2016 by NME and the Newtown, Sydney, band have been described by Dave Roundtree of Blur as having ‘the swagger of Oasis and the musicality and inventiveness of Arctic Monkeys’. Their debut album, Hills End, was released in February to widespread critical acclaim and their new single, In The Moment, was played on Zane Lowe’s Beats 1 show as his World Record Pick.

■ BALKAN BEAT BOX

Fleece, 7.30pm, £15, www.thefleece.co.uk

Balkan Beat Box is an Israeli musical group incorporating Jewish, Eastern Europe (mainly Balkan) and Middle Eastern traditions, gypsy punk, reggae and electronica. Their goal was to take ancient and traditional musical traditions and fuse those with hip hop in order to

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create a new mix of musical styles out of the traditional world music context that would appeal to listeners in a club or a dancehall.

■ CAST

O2 Academy, 6.30pm, £18, www.o2academybristol.co.uk See page 28.

■ MELT YOURSELF DOWN

Exchange, 7.30pm, £10, www.exchangebristol.com

An intense brew of jazz, punk, and African elements, Melt Yourself Down is a sextet featuring saxophonists Pete Wareham and Shabaka Hutchings, drummer Tom Skinner, bassist Ruth Goller, vocalist Kushal Gaya, and percussionist Satin Singh. The group’s sound reflects the members’ pedigrees: Wareham and Goller played in the acclaimed jazz outfit Acoustic Ladyland, Skinner and Hutchings also perform with the similarly lauded Sons of Kemet, and Gaya hails from the avant-garde combo Zun Zun Egui.

■ 45S

Old Market Assembly, 9pm, free, www.oldmarketassembly.co.uk

Breezy as anything rock and soul covers band with the fresh honesty of a Nuggets-era beat combo and the considerable advantage of Mr Bobby Anderson on guitar, vocals and all round charisma.

■ REGIME

No.1 Harbourside, 11pm, free, www.no1harbourside.co.uk

Young Bristol five-piece making live and heavy hip-hop with plenty of dub and a general commitment to keeping it nice and bass-y.

■ BAGHDADDIES

Canteen, 9pm, free, www.canteenbristol.co.uk

World music mash-up artists Baghdaddies pretty much invented the idea 14 years ago when they began infusing Balkan brass with spicy ska and shimmering Arabisms.

■ INVICTUS / THE DISBANDS / AUDIO ENVY / FRIDAY’S ASHES

Thunderbolt, 8pm, £5, www.thethunderbolt.net

■ THE BOSS UK / BRYAN ADAMS EXPERIENCE (TRIBUTE BANDS)

Bierkeller, 7.30pm, £15, www.bristolbierkeller.co.uk ■ JEREMY HUGGETT’S JAZZ FRIENDS

Old Duke, 9pm, free,

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www.theoldduke.co.uk ■ FAB 208

The Langley Arms, Guest Avenue, Emersons Green, 3pm.

SATURDAY, APRIL 30 ■ SORTED

Exchange, 8pm, £8, www.exchangebristol.com

James Morton is one of the best sax players to come out of the region. He’s a fine funkateer, a joyful jazzer and super-soulful when he chooses to be, whatever he plays has more than a touch of musical class about it.

■ PELUCHE

Canteen, 9pm, free, www.canteenbristol.co.uk

New Bristol-based Nineties indie covers band bringing you a mix of songs from the likes of The Charlatans, Supergrass, The Stone Roses, Happy Mondays, Shed 7, Jesus Jones, Blur and Oasis.

This perky trio of London gals can’t have been born back in the early 80s when bands made the kind of spacious dub-flavoured pop music that they have updated. Clever, lovely and fun, the Peluché sound makes you happy.

■ BRISTOL FOLK FESTIVAL

■ THE SICKNOTES

St George’s Bristol and Bristol Folk House, £30 day Ticket, £55 weekend Ticket, £160 Family Weekend Ticket (plus fees), www.bristolfolkfestival.co.uk

See pages 10&11.

■ GET THE BLESSING / JOHN PARISH / THE FUTURE HISTORY / POP PARKER

Thunderbolt, 7.30pm, £7, www.thethunderbolt.net

Syrian refugee benefit night co-headlined

by Bristol four-piece Get The Blessing and PJ Harvey producer and solo performer John Parish. All proceeds go to the Red Cross Syrian Appeal and UNICEF’s Syrian Children’s Campaign.

■ NEW FACES TOUR

Louisiana, 7.30pm, £8

Communion & Kilimanjaro Live present a showcase of new talent featuring The Beach, Adam French, Rukhsana Merrise and Matt Woods.

■ KAZABIAN

Fleece, 7pm, £10, www.thefleece.co.uk

The number one tribute act to the mighty Kasabian, endorsed by the real thing and touring extensively around Britain and Europe.

■ CHRIS CORNELL

Colston Hall, 7pm, £24.19-£48.38, www.colstonhall.org See right.

■ INTERNATIONAL JAZZ DAY FEATURING DAN MOORE

Old Market Assembly, 9pm, free, www.oldmarketassembly.co.uk

Bristol keyboard guru Dan Moore is joined by an array of local talent to celebrate International Jazz Day.

■ JAMES MORTON

No.1 Harbourside, 11pm, free, www.no1harbourside.co.uk

The Old Mail House, Staple Hill, 9pm, free ■ RHYTHM OF THE 90S WITH DJ ABES

The Tunnels, 7.30pm, £10, www.thetunnelsbristol.co.uk ■ THE WORLD GOVERNMENT

Old Duke, 9pm, free, www.theoldduke.co.uk

■ THE DUKES OF MUMBAI

Black Horse, 372 Two Mile Hill Road, Kingswood, 9pm, free

■ NEIL SARTAIN

The George, Wells Road, Knowle, 9pm, free ■ THE BERRIES BAND

St Annes Board Mills Social Club, Avonvale Road, Redfield, 8pm, members £2.50/guests £3.50 ■ SHOOTING STARS

Pavillion Club, Longwell Green Community Centre, Shellards Rd, Longwell Green, Bristol.

0117 932 2989, 7.30pm, members £4/guests £6 SUNDAY, MAY 1 ■ REGAL JAZZ

Tobacco Factory, 8pm, free, www.tobaccofactory.com

Featuring Ruth Royall, Regal Jazz is a sophisticated project that explores the more nuanced side of the genre. Centred around Royall’s vocals, but featuring a handful of the best musicians around, the group brings an intense, simmering show.

■ THE AGGROLITES

Exchange, 7.30pm, £12.50, www.exchangebristol.com

Los Angeles five-piece The Aggrolites describe their sound as ‘dirty reggae’ – a

unique fusion of reggae, soul, grit and sheer determination.

■ BRISTOL FOLK FESTIVAL

St George’s Bristol and Bristol Folk House, £30 day Ticket, £55 weekend Ticket, £160 Family Weekend Ticket (plus fees), www.bristolfolkfestival.co.uk

■ Multiple Grammy Award-winning Chris Cornell was the chief architect of the 1990s grunge movement and remains one of the most iconic rock voices of the past three decades.

Achieving multi-platinum success with Seattle trailblazers Soundgarden and supergroup Audioslave (featuring three members of Rage Against The Machine), he has sold over 30 million records worldwide. He is in the UK to support the release of his fourth solo album, Higher Truth. He plays the Colston Hall on Saturday April 30. See listings for details.

See pages 10&11.

■ FORT HOPE

Louisiana, 7.30pm, £6, www.thelouisiana.net

Hertfordshire trio Fort Hope’s debut album, Courage, reached number six in the official UK rock chart and they were nominated for Best British Newcomer in the 2015 Kerrang! Awards.

■ PELICAN

Fleece, 8pm, £13.50, www.thefleece.co.uk

Illinois post-metal quartet Pelican’s distinctive sound draws from stoner rock, doom metal and post-rock.

■ JULIA BIEL

The Lantern, 7.30pm, £15.50, www.colstonhall.org

Award-winning singer, songwriter, and multi-instrumentalist Julia Biel’s debut album, Not Alone, received widespread critical acclaim on its release in 2005 and led to a BBC Jazz Award nomination in the Rising Star category. Ten years after her debut, she released her long awaited second album, Love Letters and Other Missiles, to no less acclaim. A former Perrier Jazz Vocalist of the Year winner, her credits also include a MOBO nomination and she has worked closely with Mercury Prize nominated act Polar Bear, as well as Ben Watt of Everything But The Girl.

■ SWING SUNDAY WITH EMILY WRIGHT & THE ROYALS

No.1 Harbourside, 7pm, free, www.no1harbourside.co.uk

Cool and swinging vocals in the style of Ella Fitzgerald and Peggy Lee come courtesy of Emily Wright’s perfectly poised singing, set against the bright new arrangements of classic songs by bass player Will Harris and his Royal foils and a tip top band. Sophie Sheldrake of Swing Dance Bristol will lead the dancing, coaxing out those swing steps to keep No.1 hoppin’ on a Sunday night.

■ 45’S

Canteen, 9pm, free, www.canteenbristol.co.uk

This breezy-as-anything rock and soul covers band has the fresh honesty of a Nuggets-era beat combo with Bobby Anderson on guitar, vocals and all round charisma.

■ THE KEITH LITTLE BAND

Old Duke, 1pm, free, www.theoldduke.co.uk

■ THE NEW EDDIE MARTIN BAND

Old Duke, 9pm, free MONDAY, MAY 2 ■ RATKING

Exchange, 7.30pm, £12, www.exchangebristol.com

Leftfield New York hip hop group consisting of rapper/producer Wiki, rapper Hak and producer/rapper Sporting Life. The group’s 2014 debut album, So It Goes, featured collaborations with King Krule, Saloman Faye and Wavy Spice.

■ SOUND OF THE SIRENS

Louisiana, 7.30pm, £10, www.thelouisiana.net

Devon-based Sound of the Sirens are a foot-stomping female folk/rock duo whose album, A Long Way To Fall, was recorded at State of The Ark Studios, owned by Grammy Award-winning songwriter and producer, Terry Britten.

Their relentless touring has earned them a well-deserved and loyal fan base, and their music gets regular airplay on Tom Robinson’s BBC Radio 6 show.

■ THE RED PAINTINGS

Fleece, 7.30pm, £10, www.thefleece.co.uk

Orchestral art-rockers The Red Paintings return to Bristol for a special Bank Holiday Monday show. The Red Paintings are a five-piece group (guitar, violin, cello, bass and drums) whose sound evokes everything from child-like lullabies to tearing, biting, alternative-rock numbers.

Their appeal reaches baroque-pop steam-punks, metal-heads, indie-rock fanatics, and more. With costumes, conceptual stage shows, live painting and human canvases, their stimulating performances combine sound and visuals.

■ TARRUS RILEY & THE BLAK SOIL BAND

O2 Academy, 6pm, £27.50, www.o2academybristol.co.uk

Reggae singer Tarrus Riley, brings his eclectic mix of roots, soul and classic rocksteady vibes to Bristol with his Blak Soil Band. The son of Jamaican veteran Jimmy Riley, Tarrus is blessed with a timeless voice for feel-good tunes, straddling multiple genres. Best known for the hit song She’s Royal, from his album Parables, his most recent album is Love Situations.

TUESDAY, MAY 3 ■ EXMAGICIAN

Louisiana, 7.30pm, £6, www.thelouisiana.net

See pages 26&27.

Belfast duo Exmagician is the collaboration between long-time friends Danny Todd and James Smith. They have just released their debut album, Scan The Blue, a heady mix of guitars meeting synths and spiralling threads of psychedelia. Prior to Exmagician, Todd and Smith were the songwriter partnership behind Cashier No.9, who released the David Holmes-produced album To The Death Of Fun to widespread critical acclaim.

■ THREE TRAPPED TIGERS

■ IRON CHIC

■ JAMES

Colston Hall, 7pm, SOLD OUT, www.colstonhall.org

The Lantern, 7.30pm, £10.75, www.colstonhall.org

Three Trapped Tigers’ unique sound moves from screeching, effect-laden guitars and glistening sci-fi synths to pummelling sub-bass, colossal riffs and audacious drum patterns. They have worked with Brian Eno and Karl Hyde of Underworld, and toured with the likes of Deftones and Dillinger Escape Plan.

■ NUALA HONAN & KIT HAWES

Old Market Assembly, 9pm, free, www.oldmarketassembly.co.uk

She’s no mean guitarist herself, so when powerful songstress Nuala Honan hooks up with Sheelanagig’s dazzling fretmeister Kit Hawes you can bet there’ll be plenty to listen out for.

■ CANTEEN JAZZ SESSION

Canteen, 9pm, free, www.canteenbristol.co.uk

An open jazz jam session led by saxophone hero Craig Crofton supporting seasoned players to join the house trio and others in exploring classic jazz and Latin tunes. Tonight features ace guitarist Dan Waldman as special guest.

■ CASS CASWELL’S ALLSORTS

Old Duke, 9pm, free, www.theoldduke.co.uk

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Exchange, 7.30pm, £9, www.exchangebristol.com

From Long Island, New York, punk band Iron Chic are back on the road a few months after the death of guitarist Rob McAllister.

■ THE LONG RYDERS

Fleece, 7.30pm, £17.50, www.thefleece.co.uk See page 29.

■ 12 MONTHS OF SUMMER

Canteen, 9pm, free, www.canteenbristol.co.uk

Monthly showcase of the best acts from the acoustic scene pulled together by Rosina Buck.

WEDNESDAY, MAY 4 ■ THE BOXER REBELLION

Exchange, 7pm, £13, www.exchangebristol.com

At their height in the early Noughties, post-Britpop band The Boxer Rebellion supported Lenny Kravitz at Wembley Arena and were signed to Alan McGee’s Poptones record label. They are on tour to support the release of the new album, Ocean by Ocean.

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■ TOM ROBINSON

St George’s Bristol, 8pm, £22, www.stgeorgesbristol.co.uk

BBC Radio 6 Music presenter, veteran singer-songwriter and celebrated campaigner Tom Robinson returns to the stage to present a special acoustic concert marking his first album for over 20 years, Only The Now. Famed for the protest songs and singalong anthems of his punk-era Tom Robinson Band days, and hits such as Glad to be Gay, 2-4-6-8 Motorway and I Shall Be Released, Robinson made ten albums and collaborated with a host of stars including Peter Gabriel before concentrating on his career as a broadcaster, where for the last 13 years he’s earned a reputation for championing independent bands and music. This show will feature stripped-back acoustic versions of songs from Only The Now plus a selection of old favourites.

■ XY&O

Louisiana, 7.30pm, £5, www.thelouisiana.net

Hotly tipped Cardiff-based electronic trio XY&O have just released their debut EP, Shimmer + Shade.

■ MINOR VICTORIES

Thekla, 7pm, £15, www.theklabristol.co.uk

Minor Victories is a new indie supergroup comprising Slowdive’s Rachel Goswell, Editors’ Justin Lockey, Mogwai’s Stuart Braithwaite and James Lockey of Hand Held Cine Club. They are playing a few low-key gigs before the June release of their debut selt-titled album.

■ YES

Colston Hall, 7.30pm, £20.96-£41.93, www.colstonhall.org

Following their North American tour with Toto, prog-rock pioneers Yes are back on home soil. Formed in 1968 by Jon Anderson and Chris Squire, the band has achieved worldwide success with singles like Leave It, Love Will Find a Way and, of course, Owner of a Lonely Heart, finding success both here and in the States. The band achieved fame in the early Seventies with their progressive style, and became known for their mystical and cosmic lyrics and expansive compositions, with complex arrangements, as well as their elaborated album art and live stage sets.

Nearly half a century later, the band are still going strong, and the band’s current line-up consists of singer Jon Davison, guitarist Steve Howe, drummer Alan White, and keyboardist Geoff Downes.

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Bassist Billy Sherwood became a permanent member of the band since co-founder Chris Squire’s death in 2015.

■ VANESSA CARLTON

The Lantern, 7.30pm, £17.20, www.colstonhall.org

Vanessa Carlton has come a long way since her 2002 debut, A Thousand Miles.

It was a worldwide hit, earning several Grammy Award nominations, and her debut album went platinum, selling two million copies worldwide. She’s since recorded four more albums – Harmonium, Heroes & Thieves, Rabbits on the Run and Liberman – during the course of which she has fine-tuned a sweeping, cinematic pop sound that showcases the vocal and piano skills that gained her such huge popularity in the first place.

■ JAKE MCMURCHIE QUARTET

Fringe Jazz, Bristol Fringe, 32 Princess Victoria Street, Clifton Village, 8pm, £9, www.fringejazz.com

The weekly sessions at Fringe Jazz continue with Jake McMurchie (tenor sax), Dan Waldman (guitar), Riaan Vosloo (double bass) and Andy Hague (drums).

■ LEO JAMES

No.1 Harbourside, 9pm, free, www.no1harbourside.co.uk

As much respected a guitarist as a singer/songwriter, Leo James draws on the roots of English and US folk in writing his material before adding impeccable finger-picking and swooping steel guitar and delivering it all in a nicely polished package.

■ HOPKINS, OLINDER & PERRETT

Canteen, 9pm, free, www.canteenbristol.co.uk

This excellent new Hammond-driven trio features the versatile Anders Olinder on the keyboards pitting himself against Matt Hopkins’ guitar with Toby Perrett keeping the grooves on drums.

■ DESCARGA

Old Market Assembly, 9pm, free, www.oldmarketassembly.co.uk

When a bunch of Latin jazz players get together and call their friends in for an impromptu workout it’s called a descarga – and it can get pretty damn hot, too.

Tropical trumpeter Joe Longridge is at the heart of Bristol’s Latin scene so who better to get things jumping at the Old Market Assembly?

■ THE OUT CROWD / MID OR FEED / FADES / THE HARTLETTS / COITUS FUTON

Thunderbolt, 7.30pm, £5, www.thethunderbolt.net ■ MOLLY AND THE KINGS

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Old Duke, 9pm, free, www.theoldduke.co.uk THURSDAY, MAY 5 ■ HOWARD ALDEN

Jazz at Future Inn, 8pm, £5, www.jazzatfutureinn.co.uk

Hailed as one of the best jazz guitarists of his generation, Californian-born Howard Alden began playing at age ten, inspired by recordings of Louis Armstrong, Count Basie and Benny Goodman, as well as guitarists Barney Kessel, Charlie Christian, Django Reinhardt and George Van Eps. After moving to New York City in 1982, Alden’s skills, both as soloist and accompanist, were quickly recognised and sought out for appearances and recordings with such artists as Joe Bushkin, Ruby Braff, Joe Williams, Warren Vache and Woody Herman. He continues to win accolades from critics and musicians alike; Benny Carter, Flip Phillips, Mel Powell, Bud Freeman, Kenny Davern, Clark Terry, Dizzy Gillespie and George Van Eps. Alden can be heard on the soundtrack to the 1999 Woody Allen movie Sweet and Low Down, starring Sean Penn, who was also nominated for an Academy Award for his role as the legendary (but fictional) jazz guitarist ‘Emmett Ray’. Alden not only played all the guitar solos, but also taught Penn to play the guitar for the role. Alden’s latest recording, I Remember Django, features his distinctive acoustic sound and his inimitable playing has also been sought out by rock/blues/pop icon Steve Miller for recording projects and appearances.

■ FIREWOODISLAND

Grain Barge, 8pm, free, www.grainbarge.co.uk

Firewoodisland started life as a solo project for Norwegian student Stian Vedøy which, as he moved through Cardiff to Bristol, became a coming together of fellow like-minded musicians.

A regional win in Norway’s Bandwagon Battle of the Bands in 2013 saw the project become a full band and their debut EP ILD followed. Their second EP, Dome, is the next instalment of the five-piece’s own brand of pop music, a collection of stories from different realms of the imagination, all tied together with cerebral lyrics, tight harmonies, soaring melodies and a Norwegian effortlessness.

■ HAELOS

Louisiana, 7.30pm, £8.50, www.thelouisiana.net

Maryland rockers Lionize claim influences as diverse as Deep Purple, Bob Marley and the Wailers, Bad Brains and AC/DC. The American four-piece are in the UK to perform tracks from new album The Voyage, which is released next month.

■ AURELIO VOLTAIRE

Fleece, 7pm, £12, www.thefleece.co.uk

Aurelio Voltaire Hernández is a Cuban-American dark cabaret musician and also an experienced animator, comic artist and is a professor at the School of Visual Arts in New York. Voltaire’s listeners find his music hard to classify – having strong roots and connections to European folk, though also known as ‘dark wave’ and ‘dark cabaret’. In recent years he has become a favourite at major steampunk conventions and cites influences including Morrissey, Tom Waits and Danny Elfman. His tenth album, Raised by Bats, is more death rock and gothic rock inflected, and features appearances by Ray Toro of My Chemical Romance and Craig Adams of The Mission.

■ SOLANA

Canteen, 9pm, free, www.canteenbristol.co.uk

This pan-European outfit from Valencia bring a real sense of the gypsy life in their pocketful of tunes and traditions picked up along the long and winding road from Transylvania to Tipperary via the plains of Spain and the hills of France.

Plaintive Spanish guitars meet exuberant Celtic flutes and irrepressible fiddles.

■ THE LITTLE UNSAID

Old Market Assembly, 9pm, free, www.oldmarketassembly.co.uk Singer, poet, film maker and musician John Elliott makes a surprising amount of music for a multi-tasking man, much of it an original blend of classic acoustic songwriting and multi-layered electronics, all setting the scene for filmic stories of shady places.

■ CATHY JONES & TRISTRAM COX

No.1 Harbourside, 9pm, free, www.no1harbourside.co.uk

Cool and collected vocalist Cathy Jones explores hip Brazilian classics with deft guitarist Tristram Cox. This seasoned duo know their way round a wide repertoire of Brazilian folk/jazz from bossa nova to street samba as well as material from contemporary Brazilian artists.

■ CHAPTERS OF EDEN

London electronic trio Haelos have just released their debut album, Full Circle, and it has been received enthusiastically by critics, who have likened it to early Massive Attack and Portishead.

Metalcore/post-hardcore band from Devon.

■ LIONIZE

■ BUCUCRASU

Thekla, 7.30pm, £10, www.theklabristol.co.uk

Thunderbolt, 7.30pm, £5, www.thethunderbolt.net

Old Duke, 9pm, free, www.theoldduke.co.uk

By Paul Riley

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BOURNEMOUTH SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA/ KARABITS/BRAUNSTEIN COLSTON HALL

hey launched their Bristol season with the searing immediacy of Shostakovich’s symphonic salute to the spirit of the 1905 Russian revolution.

Now the Bournemouth Symphony Orchestra brings down the curtain on its own contribution to the Colston Hall International Series with another landmark symphony: Mahler’s hard-won debut, which opens to the carefully calibrated sounds of nature stirring and ends in a blaze of feel-good triumph.

But the concert promised to be that bit special for another reason, too. Paired with Mahler 1 was Brahms’ Violin Concerto, and to play it, Vilde Frang, a young Norwegian with the world currently at her feet (she kicks off May, for example, with the Berlin Philharmonic under Simon Rattle).

Alas she’s had to withdraw; but the Brahms remains, and her replacement isn’t exactly short of Berlin Phil connections of his own. In fact, from 2000, Guy Braunstein was the or-

■ BRISTOL UNIVERSITY LOUDSPEAKER ORCHESTRA

Fri Apr 29, Victoria Rooms, Queens Rd, Clifton, 1.15pm, retiring collection. 0117 331 4044, www.bristol.ac.uk/ music/events

Sonic Voyages: On Board – sound art curated by Neal Farwell.

■ LIVE FROM THE MET: ELEKTRA

Sat Apr 30, Cinema De Lux, Broadmead, Bristol, 5.55pm.

0871 220 1000, www.showcasecinemas.co.uk

Esa-Pekka Salonen conducts a staging by Patrice Chereau (new to the Met) of Strauss’ chilling opera. Nina Stemmer takes the title role with Waltraud Meier as Klytamnestra in this live relay.

■ ROYAL OPERA HOUSE: LUCIA DI LAMMERMOOR ENCORE

Sun May 1, Cinema De Lux, Broadmead, Bristol, 2pm. 0871 220 1000, www.showcasecinemas.co.uk

Diana Damrau is the ill-fated Lucia in Katie Mitchell’s controversial new staging of Donizetti’s tragic opera based on Walter Scott. Daniel Oren conducts.

■ ORCHESTRA OF THE AGE OF ENLIGHTENMENT

Tue May 3, St George’s Bristol, 7.30pm, £14- £34/students £5 (plus fees). 0845 40 24 001, www.stgeorgesbristol.co.uk

With one exception – a new work for bassoon and orchestra by Michael

Gordon – the OAE’s return is an all-Mozart affair. Symphonies 1 & 33 frame the Gordon (written for the irrepressible Peter Whelan), and there’s another wind concerto for afters: Mozart’s evergreen specimen for Clarinet in which the soloist is Anthony Pay.

■ LUNCHTIME RECITAL

Tue May 3, Bristol Cathedral, 1.15pm, retiring collection.

0117 926 4879, www.bristol-cathedral.co.uk

Music for organ performed by Paul Derrett.

■ STEPHEN JOHNSON INSIGHT / ENGLISH PIANO TRIO

Tue May 3, The Lantern, Colston Hall, Colston St, Bristol, 7.30pm, £13 or £9 with ticket to Moscow State Symphony Orchestra on May 11 (inc fees). 0844 887 1500, www.colstonhall.org Rachmaninov’s Trio élégiaque gives an entry into the world of the composer ahead of May 11’s concert by the Muscovites.

■ BRISTOL MUSIC CLUB: MEMBERS’ RECITAL

Tue May 3, Bristol Music Club, 76 St Paul’s Rd, Clifton, Bristol, 7.30pm, £5/under-18s £1.50.

01275 392344, www.bristol-music-club.co.uk

Zalifenta performs music for winds and continuo by Fasch, Telemann, and Quantz, a cello sonata by Marcello, and pieces for Virginals.

chestra’s Concert Master, the youngest ever to hold a post that has provided him with a prestigious billet in a career that has taken around the world as soloist and chamber musician.

He’s no stranger to the UK. Last season alone he played concertos with the Philharmonia, BBC Philharmonic, the BBC Scottish Symphony and the Ulster Orchestra. And at last year’s BBC Proms he was in the solo team for Daniel Barenboim’s account of the Beethoven Triple Concerto with his West-Eastern Divan Orchestra.

When it comes to the Brahms, the work holds a special place in Braunstein’s heart. He was in part drawn to Berlin in the first place to engage with the ghosts of Karajan and Furtwängler.

Expect sumptuously upholstered, full fat symphonic commitment.

■ Thursday, May 5. See listings below for details.

■ BRISTOL UNIVERSITY SYMPHONIC WINDS

Wed May 4, Victoria Rooms, Queens Rd, Clifton, 7.30pm, retiring collection. 0117 331 4044, www.bristol.ac.uk/music/events Includes excerpts from Bernstein’s West Side Story, and Tchaikovsky’s 1812.

■ BRISTOL OPERA: CAVALLERIA RUSTICANA & IL CAMPANELLO

Wed May 4 to Sat May 7, Olympus Theatre, Filton, 7.30pm, £12-£18/students £7.

0333 663366, www.bristolopera.co.uk

Bristol Opera shuns the tested twosome of ‘Cav & Pag’ and instead performs Mascagni’s Sicilian tearjerker alongside the young Bizet’s sparkling comic farce Il Campanello. Arne Kovac conducts.

■ CELEBRITY ORGAN RECITAL

Wed May 4, Christ Church, Broad St, Bristol, 7.30pm, £9.50 inc. wine. www.christchurchcitybristol.org

Rectal by Jennifer Bate with large screen TV relay of the console action.

■ BOURNEMOUTH SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA / KARABITS

Thu May 5, Colston Hall, Colston St, Bristol, 7.30pm, £1-£30(inc fees). 0844 887 1500, www.colstonhall.org See above.

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BEETHOVEN PLUS

Thu May 5, St George’s Bristol, 1pm, £7 (plus fees)/eights-25s free. 0845 40 24 001, www.stgeorgesbristol.co.uk

Krysia Osostowicz and Daniel Tong continue their voyage through the complete Beethoven violin sonatas coupled with specially commissioned responses. The Sonatas Op. 30 Nos. 1 & 3 are paired with works by Jeremy Thurlow and Kurt Schwertsik.

■ BEYOND THE BARLINE X

Thu May 5, St George’s Bristol, 11am, £8 (plus fees). 0845 40 24 001, www.stgeorgesbristol.co.uk Classical Jazz – Jonathan James explores orchestral works by Gershwin and Bernstein.

■ LUNCHTIME AT REDCLIFFE

Thu May 5 St Mary Redcliffe, Redcliffe Way, Bristol, 1.15pm, retiring collection. 0117 929 1487, www.stmaryredcliffe.co.uk St Mary Redcliffe’s Director of Music Andrew Kirk plays Messiaen’s organ L’Ascension and works by JS Bach and Gordon Slater.

■ MESSIAEN 11

Thu May 5, Wells Cathedral, 1.05pm, retiring collection.

01749 672773, www.wellscathedral.org.uk

Matthew Owens plays Messiaen’s Four Symphonic Meditations for Organ L’Ascension – with narration by Elsa van der Zee.

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No one escapes unscathed when heroes go to war

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he fragile alliance between the Avengers is shattered in the third Captain America film, directed at a breathless pace by brothers Joe and Anthony Russo.

Opening with a flashback to 1991 that sets one major character on their selfdestructive path, Civil War underscores its bombastic title by pitting former allies against each other in a series of dizzying showdowns that cleave apart the Marvel Comics universe.

Scriptwriters Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely repeatedly inhabit the blurred lines between heroism and villainy, examining the moral conundrums faced by superpowered warriors who have pledged to protect the innocent from the righteous crossfire.

Alas, no one emerges unscathed from the melee and the deep psychological wounds inflicted in these bombastic 147 minutes suggest that this muscular chapter signals a bittersweet end for some characters while blatantly teeing up standalone spin-offs for Spider-Man and Black Panther.

“Victory at the expense of the innocent is no victory at all,” solemnly intones King T’Chaka (John Kani) from the battle-scarred nation of Wakanda.

If that is true then Captain America: CivilWarisacrushingdefeatforeveryone except thrill-seeking cinema audiences.

A year has passed since the events of Avengers: Age Of Ultron and the US Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross (William Hurt) insists on the introduction of legislation – The Sokovia Accords – to control the superheroes.

Tony Stark, aka Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr), reluctantly submits, telling his compatriots: “I’m doing what has to be done to stave off something worse.”

Steve Rogers, aka Captain America (Chris Evans), who has always been a

staunch patriot, refuses to sign, fearful of the consequences of the Avengers relinquishing their independence.

The gulf between Stark and Rogers forces the remaining Avengers to take sides.

Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson), James Rhodes/ War Machine (Don Cheadle), Vision (Paul Bettany), Prince T’Challa/Black Panther (Chadwick Boseman), and Peter Parker/Spider-Man (Tom Holland) all stand shoulder to shoulder with Stark.

Meanwhile, Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier (Sebastian Stan), Sam Wilson/Falcon (Anthony Mackie), Wanda Maximoff/Scarlet Witch (Elizabeth Olsen), Clint Barton/Hawkeye (Jeremy Renner) and Scott Lang/ Ant-Man (Paul Rudd), pledge their allegiance to Rogers.

A battle royale between the two factions unfolds just as a diabolical new enemy, Baron Zemo (Daniel Bruhl), threatens mankind.

Captain America: Civil War could easily trim 20 minutes from its bloated running time without diminishing the impact of the special effects sequences or the pivotal plot twists.

The Russo brothers choreograph destruction on a grand scale, including an adrenaline-pumping motorcycle chase on the rubble-strewn streets of Berlin.

Evans and Downey Jr puff out their chests for supremacy in every lavish frame, while Johansson somersaults sexily between the feuding factions.

A protracted sequence involving Stark,anerdyPeterParkerandAuntMay (Marisa Tomei) sows seeds of hope that next year’s reboot, Spider-Man: Homecoming, might revitalise the webslinging vigilante with whip-smart humour.

Miracles might happen.

CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR

(12A, 147 mins) Starring Chris Evans, Robert Downey Jr, Scarlett Johansson, Sebastian Stan, Anthony Mackie, Don Cheadle, Jeremy Renner, Chadwick Boseman.

VERDICT:

Explosive and intense, the action (and destruction) is stunning but this epic could stand to be a 20 minutes shorter.

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Dark comedy journeys into the depths of grief

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DEMOLITION

(15, 99 mins) Starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Naomi Watts, Chris Cooper, Heather Lind, Judah Lewis, Polly Draper, Brendan Dooling.

Director: Jean-Marc Vallee.

VERDICT:

A touching exploration of grief with timely flashes of humour, Demolition sees a thoughtful performance from Gyllenhaal.

Score ★★★✩✩

rief, we’re told, comes in many different forms. There’s no wrong way to grieve, apparently. Except of course, there is. And nowhere is grief more structured than in Hollywood.

There, grief is either a granite albatross weighing the sufferer down until eventually they crack and, more often than not, scream at a coldly beautiful landscape until finally, their artful tears fall, or it is quite the opposite; it is a fully formed thing from the offset.

This much-seen Hollywood version of grief is a blanket which the sufferer is wholly covered and fully in tune with, basking in their loss while a soundtrack of touching acoustic songs plays out as the screen is flooded with a golden-tinged montage of “better times”; long beach walks, ice creams licked off noses and soft punches on the arm, before realising with a shrug, that of course, “This...” – be it selling the house, finding a new partner, or donating their beloved’s cardigan – “...is what he/she would have wanted”.

Demolition, the new comedy drama from Wild and Dallas Buyers Club director Jean-Marc Vallee, offers neither trope for its antihero, Davis Mitchell (Jake Gyllenhaal).

It’s not a version of grief any of the dearly departed would want for their loved ones.

Widowed after a car accident killed his wife Julia (Heather Lind), the young banker is left with a numbness he can’t shake.

He’s not just numb about his high-flying job

at the bank, where his father-in-law Phil (Chris Cooper) also happens to be the boss, or his covetable home and possessions, he’s also indifferent to Julia’s death and unmoved by his colleagues and loved ones’ needs for him to heal, or at least heal in a way they understand.

The only person who penetrates his apathetic exterior is Karen (Naomi Watts).

As the customer services representative for a vending machine company, Karen receives a letter of complaint from Davis about the machine in the hospital which gobbled his money, but didn’t give him his goods on the night of his wife’s death.

But while he writes about the complaint, he also expands on his life and loss, until eventually his letters become increasingly confessional in tone to the point where Karen and Davis meet and strike a friendship.

Soon, Davis becomes entwined in Karen’s life and that of her troubled teenage son Chris (Judah Lewis) who has become cold and distant to her lately.

As time goes on, Davis reverts to more extreme tactics – much to the shock of Phil – to feel again and, with the help of Karen and Chris, to rebuild his life and, in turn, unlock the struggles Chris is going through.

While sentimentality could be rife, Demolition avoids it, largely due to the welcome flashes of humour and thoughtful performances from Gyllenhaal and his young co-star Lewis, but it’s just a shame that Watts is underwritten.

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Film listings CINEMA DE LUX Lower Castle Street, Bristol. Tel 0871 220 1000. www.showcasecinemas.co.uk JUNGLE BOOK (PG) Daily (9.40 Fri-Mon), 12.15, 3.00, 5.30 MILES AHEAD (15) Daily 7.55 (s/t Mon), 10.20, Fri/Sat Sun 12.40am ZOOTROPOLIS (PG) Daily 11.00, 1.35, 4.15 BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE (12A) Daily 7.00, 10.15 CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR (12A) Daily (9.40 Fri-Mon), 1.00, 4.15, 7.30, Fri/Sat/Sun 10.45pm CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR 3D (12A) Daily 10.00, 1.30, 4.45, 8.00, Fri/Sat/Sun 11.15pm RATCHET AND CLANK (U) Daily 11.30, 2.05 FRIEND REQUEST (15) Daily 4.35, 9.45, Fri/Sat/Sun 12.05am 10 CLOVERFIELD LANE (12A) Daily 7.10 EDDIE THE EAGLE (PG) Daily 10.00 (s/t Sun), 12.30, 3.05, 8.00, 10.30 LONDON HAS FALLEN (15) Daily 5.35 BASTILLE DAY (15) Daily 10.10, 12.35, 2.50, 5.05, 7.25, 9.50, Fri/Sat/Sun 12.15am ROBINSON CRUSOE (PG) Sat/Sun/Mon 9.40, 12.00, 2.20, 4.35 THE HUNTSMAN: WINTER’S WAR (12A) Daily 11.00, 1.40 EYE IN THE SKY (15) Daily 4.45, 7.15, 10.00, Fri/Sat/Sun 12.30am JUNGLE BOOK 3D (PG) Daily 11.15, 2.00, 4.30, 7.05, 9.35, Fri/Sat/Sun 12.05am JUNGLE BOOK (PG) Daily 11.45, 2.30, 5.00, 7.30, 10.05, Fri/Sat/Sun 12.35am CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR 3D X PLUS (12A) Daily 12.30, 3.45, 7.00, 10.15 CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR DH (12A) Daily 12.00, 3.15, 6.30, 9.45 DEMOLITION DH (15) Daily 10.00, 12.25, 2.50, 5.20, 7.50, 10.15, Fri/Sat/Sun 12.40am BABY PICS: EDDIE THE EAGLE (PG) Thurs 10.00 CINEWORLD Hengrove, Bristol. Tel 0871 200 2000. www1.cineworld.co.uk ROBINSON CRUSOE 3D (PG) Sat-Mon 1.50 ROBINSON CRUSOE (PG) Sat-Mon 11.30, 4.15 AUTISM FRIENDLY: ZOOTROPOLIS (PG) Sun 11.00am

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FLORENCE FOSTER JENKINS (PG) Mon 3.20 CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR 3D (12A) Fri-Mon 10.40, 12.50, 2.00, 4.10, 5.20, 6.40, 7.30, 8.40,10.00, Tues-Thurs 12.50, 2.00, 4.10, 5.20, 6.40, 7.30, 8.40 CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR (12A) Fri-Mon/Wed 10.10, (11.20 not Wed/Thurs), 12.20, 1.30, 2.40, 3.40, 4.50, 6.00 (s/t Thurs), 7.50, 8.10, 9.00, 9.20, (10.30 Fri-Sun), Tues 12.20, 1.30, 2.40, 3.40, 4.50, 6.00, 7.50, 8.10, 9.00, 9.20 RATCHET & CLANK (U) Fri-Mon 10.20, 12.50, 3.10, 5.30, Tues-Thurs 12.50, 3.10, 5.30 GOD’S NOT DEAD 2 (PG) Fri-Sat 6.10, Sun 4.20 BASTILLE DAY (15) Fri 10.15, 1.10, 4.00, 6.50, 9.10, Sat/Mon 4.00, 6.50, 9.10, Sun 4.00, 6.50, Tues 1.10, 4.00, 6.50 (s/t), 9.10, Wed/Thurs 1.10, 4.00, 6.50, 9.10 FRIEND REQUEST (15) Fri 11.30, 4.20, Tues-Thurs 12.00, 4.20 THE JUNGLE BOOK 3D (PG) Fri 3.30, Sat 12.45, 3.30, Sun 12.45, 3.30, 6.10, Mon 12.45, 6.10, Tues-Thurs 3.30, 6.10 THE JUNGLE BOOK (PG) Fri-Sat 11.40, 2.20, 5.00, 6.20, 7.40, Sun 11.40, 2.20, 5.00, 7.40 (s/t), Mon 11.40, 2.20, 4.20, 5.00 (s/t), 7.40, Tues-Thurs 2.20, 5.00, 7.40 EYE IN THE SKY (15) Fri 10.30, 1.50, 8.50, Sat 8.50, Sun-Mon 6.20, 8.50, Tues-Thurs 1.50, 6.20, 8.50 THE HUNTSMAN: WINTER’S WAR (12A) Fri-Sat 10.30, Sun 10.00, 10.30, Tues-Thurs 12.00 EDDIE THE EAGLE (PG) Fri-Thurs 1.20 BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE (12A) Fri 12.30, Sat 12.30, 7.20, Sun 1.00, Mon-Thurs 12.30, 7.20 ZOOTROPOLIS (PG) Fri 11.00, 1.30, 4.10, Sat 10.50, 1.30, 4.10, Sun 1.30, 4.10, Mon 10.50, 1.30, 4.10, Tues-Thurs 1.30, 4.10 KUNG FU PANDA 3 (PG) Fri/Sat/Mon 10.10 BOLLYWOOD: BAAGHI (12A) Fri-Thurs 7.10 FAN (12A) Fri/Sat/Tues-Thurs 3.50 TELEGU: SARRAINODU (15) Fri/Sun 7.20 JUNIORS: ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS: THE ROAD CHIP (U) Sat-Mon 10.30 JUNIORS: TWO BY TWO (U) Sat-Mon 10.00 JUNIORS: STRANGE MAGIC (U) Sat-Mon 10.15 THE CUBE Dove St South, Kingsdown. Tel 0117 907 4190. www.cubecinema.com SHE MUST BE SEEING THINGS

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CURZON Old Church Road, Clevedon. Tel 01275 871000. www.curzon.org.uk CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR (12A) Fri/Sat/Sun 3.50, 7.30, Mon 7.30, Tues 1.00, 7.30, Wed 1.00 (s/t), 7.30, Thurs 3.50, 7.30 THE JUNGLE BOOK (PG) Sat/Sun 12.45, Mon 1.30 CINEMA & BABY: THE JUNGLE BOOK (PG) Mon 10.30 ODEON Union St, Bristol. Tel 0117 929 0884. www.odeon.co.uk ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS: THE ROAD CHIP (U) Sat-Mon 10.00 CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR (12A) Fri-Sun 12.00, 3.30, 7.00, 10.30, Mon-Thurs 12.00, 3.30 (s/t Tues), 7.00 CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR 3D (12A) Fri-Mon/Wed 1.30, 5.00, 8.30, Tues/Thurs 5.00, 8.30 GOLDEN YEARS (12A) Tues 2.00, Thurs 11.00 JOY (12A) Tues 2.00, Thurs 11.00 THE JUNGLE BOOK (PG) Fri-Mon 12.30, 3.10, 5.40, Tues/Thurs 1.30, 5.40 (s/t Thurs), Wed 4.20 PITBULL: NOWE PORZADKI (18) Fri-Tues/Thurs 8.10 ZOOTROPOLIS (PG) Sat/Sun/Mon 10.30 (s/t Sun) ORPHEUS Northumbria Drive, Henleaze, Bristol. Tel 0845 166 2381. bristol.scottcinemas.co.uk CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR 2D & 3D (12A) Fri/Tues/Thurs 5.00:3D, 7.45:2D, Sat-Mon/Wed 1.20:2D, 5.00:3D, 7.45:2D THE MAN WHO KNEW INFINITY (12A) Daily 6.05 BASTILLE DAY (15) Daily (3.45 Wed), 8.40 THE JUNGLE BOOK (PG) Daily (2.30 Sat-Mon/Wed), 5.10, 8.20 ZOOTROPOLIS (PG) Sat-Mon 1.30 ADVANCE SCREENING: ROBINSON CRUSOE (U) Sat-Mon 4.00 KIDS CLUB: GOOSEBUMPS (PG) Sat 10.00 for 10.30 start KIDS CLUB: CAPTURE THE FLAG (PG) Sat 10.00 for 10.30 start KIDS CLUB: ALVIN AND THE

CHIPMUNKS: THE ROAD CHIP (U) Sat 10.00 for 10.30 start SHOWCASE Avonmeads, St Philip’s Causeway, Bristol.

Tel 0871 220 1000. www.showcasecinemas.co.uk 10 CLOVERFIELD LANE (12A) Daily 10.20, 12.45, 3.10, 5.35, 8.00, 10.25 KUNG FU PANDA 3 (PG) Daily 10.00, 12.15, 2.30, 4.45 THE HUNTSMAN: WINTER’S WAR (12A) Daily 7.40, 10.20 THE JUNGLE BOOK 3D (PG) Daily 11.15, 2.00, 4.30, 7.00, 9.30, Fri/Sat lates 12.00 THE JUNGLE BOOK (PG) Daily 10.45 (Sun s/t), 11.45, 1.30, 2.30, 5.00, 7.30, 10.00, Fri/Sat lates 12.25 EYE IN THE SKY (15) Daily 4.35, 7.05, 9.40, Fri/Sat lates 12.05 ZOOTROPOLIS (PG) Daily 10.30, 1.00, 3.30, 6.00 BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE (12A) Daily 8.30, Fri/Sat lates 11.45 CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR 3D (12A) Daily 10.00, 12.30, 1.30, 3.45, 4.45, 7.00, 8.00, 11.15, Fri/Sat lates 11.15 BASTILLE DAY (15) Daily 10.10, 12.25, 2.45, 5.05, 7.35 (Mon s/t), 9.50, Fri/Sat lates 12.05 THE DIVERGENT SERIES: ALLEGIANT (12A) Daily 11.00, 1.45, (4.30, 7.05 not Fri-Mon), 9.45, Fri/Sat lates 12.15 GOD’S NOT DEAD 2 (PG) Fri-Mon 4.20, 7.05 MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING 2 (12A) Daily (exc. Sat/Sun/Mon/Thurs) Daily 10.05, 12.20 ROBINSON CRUSOE (PG) Sat/Sun/Mon/Thurs 11.50, 2.20, 4.35, 7.05 FRIEND REQUEST (15) Daily (2.40, 4.55, 7.20 not Sat/Mon/Thurs), 9.40, Fri/Sat lates 12.00 RATCHET & CLANK (U) Daily 11.30, 2.05, 4.25 MIDNIGHT SPECIAL (12A) Daily 7.20, 9.55, Fri/Sat lates 12.25 EDDIE THE EAGLE (XLR) (PG) Daily 10.05, 12.35, 3.00, 5.25, 7.50, 10.15 CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR (XLR) (12A) Daily 1.00, 4.15, 7.30, Fri/Sat lates 10.45 BABY PICS: EDDIE THE EAGLE (PG) Thurs 10.00 VUE Cribbs Causeway, Bristol. Tel 0871 224 0240. www.myvue.com KIDS: ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS: THE ROAD CHIP (U) Sat/Sun 10.30, Mon 10.00 BASTILLE DAY (15) Fri 5.45, 7.45, 10.05, Sat 8.10, 11.50, Sun 8.10, Mon 8.05, 10.40, Tues 10.35, 1.30,

5.45(s/t), 8.35, Weds 10.30, 6.05, 7.50, Thurs 10.30, 12.35, 8.10 BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE (12A) Fri 2.25, Sat 9.00, 8.45, Sun 11.05, 10.40, Mon 3.05, 10.30, Weds 2.50, 10.10, Thurs 2.20 CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR (12A) Fri 0.00, 0.001, 9.45, 10.15, 10.45, 12.00, 1.15, 2.00, 2.30, 3.15, 4.45, 5.20, 6.00, 6.45, 8.15, 9.20, 9.45, 10.50, 11.20, Sat 9.45, 10.45, 11.45, 1.15, 2.00, 3.00, 4.05, 4.45, 6.15, 8.15, 9.20, 9.50, 11.10, Sun 9.45, 10.35, 11.15, 11.45, 12.45, 1.15, 3.15, 4.00, 4.20, 4.45, 6.35, 8.15. 9.30, 10.00, 11.00, Mon 9.45, 10.30, 12.30, 1.15, 2.40, 3.15, 4.00, 4.45, 6.15, 7.00, 8.15, 9.10, 9.40, 10.30, 11.00, Tues 10.10, 11.15, 12.50, 1.50, 2.10, 3.50, 5.50, 8.15, 9.45, 10.30, Weds 10.50, 11.30, 1.00, 2.15, 3.15, 4.45, 5.45, 6.45, 8.15, 9.10, 9.40, 10.10, 10.40, Thurs 10.10, 11.00, 11.50, 1.10, 1.45, 2.20, 4.15, 4.45, 5.50, 7.30, 8.15, 9.15, 10.00, 10.30 CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR 3D (12A) Fri 0.00, 0.01, 9.00, 12.35, 4.00, 7.30, 9.00, 10.30, Sat 12.45, 5.20, 7.30, 8.45, 10.35, Sun 2.15, 5.35, 7.30, 8.45, 10.30, Mon 2.00, 5.25, 7.30, Tues 2.30, 4.40, 6.45, 7.45, 9.15, Weds 12.15, 4.15, 7.30, Thurs 3.15, 6.45, 8.45 DEADPOOL (15) Sat 09.10, Sun 11.45pm, Mon 10.10pm, Tues 3.25, Weds 11.50 DEMOLITION (15) Fri 09.20, 11.50, 4.30, 8.25, Sat 1.05, 3.05, 5.15, 7.45, Sun 9.50, 2.25, 4.25, 7.40, Mon 11.25, 1.55, 6.50, 8.45, Tues 12.15, 2.40, 6.30, 8.20, Weds11.55, 2.45, 5.45, 8.05, Thurs 10.30, 12.50, 3.05, 5.35, 8.55 EDDIE THE EAGLE (PG) Fri 3.45, 7.05, Sat 11.55, 5.30, Sun 5.00, 6.30, Mon 11.50, 1.50, 6.25, Tues 11.15, 1.15, 3.50, 6.00, 8.05, Weds 11.45, 2.10, 5.15, 8.15, Thurs 3.35, 5.10, 6.20, 8.05 EYE IN THE SKY (15) Fri 1.50, 8.05, Sat 6.35, 8.35, Sun 3.55, 5.40, 8.55, Mon 5.35, 8.40, Tues 12.55, 3.25, 5.15, 7.15, 9.00, Weds 11.00, 1.45, 4.25, 6.30, 8.25, Thurs 1.15, 3.20, 6.00, 7.45 FLORENCE FOSTER JENKINS (PG) Mon 4.20 FRIEND REQUEST (15) Fri 10.40pm, Sat 6.25, Sun 0.00, 7.50, 10.15, Sun 9.00 11.10, Mon 9.00, 11.10, Tues 6.00, 10.45, Weds 6.10, 10.50, Thurs 10.20, 10.30pm KUNG FU PANDA 3 (PG) Fri 10.00, Sat 10.40, 1.30, Sun 2.05, Mon 9.30, 12.20, 4.30 LONDON HAS FALLEN (15) Fri 9.10, 12.15, Sat 3.35, Sun/Mon 9.20, Tues 10.15am, Weds 2.35, Thurs 10.10am MET OPERA: ELECTRA (R STRAUSS) (12A) Sat 5.55 MIDNIGHT SPECIAL (12A) Fri 10.55pm, Sat 11.25, Sun 11.45, Mon 11.20, Tues/Thurs 10.40, Weds 10.50 MILES AHEAD (15)

Tues 10.20 NORM OF THE NORTH (U) Sat 9.00 QUO VADO? (15) Sat 9.00, Mon 9.25 RATCHET AND CLANK (U) Fri 11.25, 2.45, Sat 12.20, 3.50, Sun 11.50, 2.05, Mon 11.10, 1.10, Tues 10.00, 1.05, Weds 11.15, 12.55, Thurs 11.20, 1.00 ROBINSON CRUSOE (PG) Sat 9.10, 11.15, 12.50, Sun 9.40, 1.40, Mon 9.15, 12.50 THE BOY (15) Fri 9.00, 9.40pm, Sat 9.00pm, Sun 0.00, 6.55, 11.30, Mon 10.25am, 11.15pm, Tues 10.05, Weds 10.50, Thurs 10.35 THE HUNTSMAN: WINTER’S WAR (12A) Fri 11.35, Sat 10.35pm, Sun 2.55, Mon 7.25, Tues 11.20am, Thurs 5.25 THE JUNGLE BOOK (PG) Fri 9.05, 9.40, 11.05, 12.20, 1.40, 3.00, 4.15, 4.50, 5.35, 7.00, 7.50, 8.40, 10.10, 11.40, Sat 10.00, 12.05, 1.50, 2.30, 3.10, 3.50, 5.20, 6.00, 6.45, 9.10, 10.30, 11.00, 11.40, Sun 10.10, 11.00, 12.35, 1.20, 2.35, 4.10, 5.15, 6.50, 7.55, 9.10, 10.10, 11.40, Mon 9.45, 10.30, 12.35, 1.30, 2.25, 3.35, 4.20, 5.05, 6.35, Tues 10.15, 10.45, 11.55, 12.45, 1.30, 2.30, 3.20, 5.10, 5.35, 6.30, 8.00, 9.20, Weds 11.30, 12.25, 1.30, 2.20, 3.00, 4.55, 5.35, 7.00, 7.40, 8.30, 9.00, 10.20, Thurs 10.30, 11.35, 12.40, 1.40, 2.30, 4.30, 5.40, 6.10, 7.10, 8.00, 9.45, 10.15, THE JUNGLE BOOK 3D (PG) Fri 2.15, 6.20, Sat 11.00, 8.00, Sun 11.40, 3.05, 5.50, Mon 11.50, 6.00, 8.00, Tues 6.10, 8.30, Weds 10.20, 3.30, Thurs 10.25, 3.15 ZOOTROPOLIS (PG) Fri 9.25, 5.05, Sat 9.30, 11.15, 2.20, Sun 10.00, 12.20 (s/t), Mon 10.00, 11.25, 2.55, Tues 10.30, Weds 4.05, Thurs 10.40 VARIOUS FILMS ARE AUDIO DESCRIBED, SEE THE WEBSITE FOR MORE DETAILS

VUE Longwell Green, Bristol. Tel 0871 224 0240. www.myvue.com ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS: THE ROAD CHIP (U) Sat/Sun 10.00am BASTILLE DAY (15) Fri 9.05, 12.20, 8.10, Sat 6.45, 8.35, 11.10, Sun 7.40, Mon 5.10, 7.25, Tues 12.35, 2.35, 6.10, 8.10, Wed 12.20, 3.15, 6.10, 8.10, Thurs 11.45, 2.00, 6.30, 8.05 BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE (12A) Fri 2.10, 8.25, 10.40, Sat 1.45, 8.10, 10.40, Sun 2.25, Mon 2.40, 9.00, Tues 7.30, 10.05, Wed 3.00, 8.05, Thurs 11.15, 7.55 BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE 3D (12A) Fri 12.05, Sun 10.35pm, 11.25pm, Mon 10.30am CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR (12A) Fri 00.01, 9.45, 11.00, 11.15, 1.15, 2.00, 2.40, 4.00, 4.45, 5.20, 6.00, 7.00, 8.15, 9.30,

10.25, 10.50, 11.40, Sat 9.45, 10.35, 11.50, 1.15, 2.45, 4.05, 4.45, 5.25, 6.30, 8.15, 9.30, 10.05, 11.50, 11.40, Sun 9.45, 10.15, 11.15, 1.15, 3.15, 4.00, 4.45, 5.00, 6.15, 8.15, 8.30, 9.30, 9.45, 11.00, Mon 9.45, 12.20, 1.15, 2.20, 3.15, 4.45, 6.00, 6.35, 8.15, 8.30, 9.40, 9.55, Tues 12.25, 1.55, 2.25, 2.55, 3.55, 6.15, 6.45, 8.15, 9.00, 9.35, Wed 1.30, 1.45, 2.45, 4.45, 6.00, 6.45, 8.15, 9.20, 10.05, 10.20, Thurs 11.10, 12.50, 1.40, 2.25, 4.00, 4.45, 5.15, 7.00, 8.15, 9.15, 10.20, 10.35 CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR 3D (12A) Fri 00.01, 9.00, 12.45, 4.50, 7.30, 8.30, 9.00, Sat 1.55, 3.25, 7.30, 8.50, Sun 1.50, 3.55, 5.30, 7.15, 7.30, Mon 11.10, 4.05, 5.20, 7.30, Tues 1.10, 4.45, 8.00, 10.20, Wed 12.40, 3.55, 7.30, 8.00, Thurs 11.50, 3.15, 7.15, 8.00 CRIMINAL (15) Fri 10.50 DEADPOOL (15) Fri 3.05, Sat 10.25am, 11.30pm, Sun 9.25am, 8.50pm, Mon 9.15pm, Tues 12.10, Wed 2.55, Thurs 11.55am DIVERGENT (12A) Sat 9.20am, Sun 9.45am, Mon 9.20pm EDDIE THE EAGLE (PG) Fri 3.25, 5.25, 7.50, Sat 9.25, 3.30, 5.35, 8.45, Sun 9.40, 1.20, 3.25, 5.25, 6.00, 7.00, Mon 12.10, 5.25, 8.50, Tues 12.20, 2.30, 4.55, 6.25, 7.55, Wed 1.10, 2.30, 4.55, 7.50, Thurs 11.05, 12.20, 2.40, 3.55, 5.30, 7.30 FLORENCE FOSTER JENKINS (PG) Mon 6.10 FRIEND REQUEST (15) Fri 9.00am, 10.30pm, Sat 8.25, 11.20, Sun 8.00, Mon 7.45, Tues 6.55, 10.30, Wed 5.45, Thurs 10.30pm HARDCORE HENRY (18) Fri 11.20, 6.05, Sat 11.05, 1.05, 6.10, Sun 2.05, Mon 10.35, 12.15, Tues 5.45, 7.50, Wed 5.25, 7.55, Thurs 11.00, 1.30, 5.30 KUNG FU PANDA 3 (PG) Fri 10.10am, Sat 12.25, 6.05, Sun 9.25am, Mon 9.40am, 4.30, Tues 12.15 LONDON HAS FALLEN (15) Fri 12.25, Sat 10.45, Sun 9.35, Mon 6.50, Tues 12.05, Weds 12.50, Thurs 2.55 MET OPERA: ELEKTRA (R STRAUSS) Sat 5.55 MIDNIGHT SPECIAL (12A) Fri/Weds 10.25pm, Sat 11.45pm, Sun 11.10pm , Mon 10.05pm , Tues 10.30pm, Thurs 8.25, 10.25 MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING 2 (12A) Fri 10.00am, Sun 9.20am, Mon 9.50am, Tues 11.40am QUO VADO? (15) Fri 9.00am, Sat 10.45am, Sun/Tues 11.40am, Mon 10.05am RATCHET AND CLANK (U) Fri 11.50, 1.30, 5.45, Sat 11.10, 12.45, 3.40, Sun 9.25am, 11.45am, Mon 12.00, 2.05, Tues 11.45, 2.40, 4.35, Wed 12.10, 2.05, Thurs 11.00, 2.05, 5.25 ROBINSON CRUSOE (PG) Sat 9.35, 1.35, Sun 12.45, 1.55, Mon 10.10, 1.50

from Friday, April 29, 2016

THE BOY (15) Fri 11.45pm, Sat 10.25pm, Sun 8.30, Mon 9.45, Tues 10.15pm, Wed 10.20pm THE HUNTSMAN: WINTER’S WAR (12A) Fri 9.35, 5.40, 8.05, Sat 12.35, 7.40, Sun 4.10, 8.25, 10.20, Mon 2.20, Tues 2.55, 5.05, Wed 12.10, 5.10, Thurs 7.45, 10.35 THE JUNGLE BOOK (PG) Fri 9.15, 10.05, 10.35, 11.25, 12.40, 1.45, 2.15, 2.50, 3.45, 4.20, 4.50, 6.50, 8.00, 8.40, 9.20, 11.20, Sat 10.10, 10.55, 1.00, 1.30, 2.10, 3.10, 3.50, 4.50, 5.50, 6.50, 8.00, 8.30, 11.05, Sun 10.00, 11.00, 12.00, 12.35, 2.00, 2.35, 3.35, 4.30, 5.15, 5.45, 6.50, 7.55, 10.00, 11.00, Mon 11.00, 11.25, 12.35, 1.40, 2.30, 3.30, 4.20, 5.05, 5.40, 6.20, 7.00, 8.00, Tues 11.50, 1.20, 3.10, 3.40, 5.05, 5.40, 7.10, 7.40, 8.30, 9.15, 9.50, Wed 12.30, 1.00, 2.20, 3.05, 3.35, 5.05, 5.40, 6.20, 7.10, 7.40, 8.30, 9.00, 9.50, Thurs 11.35, 12.05, 1.20, 2.10, 2.50, 4.20, 5.05, 5.40, 6.40, 7.40,8.30, 8.55, 10.05 THE JUNGLE BOOK 3D (PG) Sat 9.05pm, Sun 10.35am, Mon 8.40pm THE MAN WHO KNEW INFINITY (12A) Mon 9.35am YOUTH (15) Mon 1.00 ZOOTROPOLIS (PG) Fri 12.30, 2.30, 5,.35, Sat 12.10, 2.55, 5.05, Sun 12.50, 1.20, 2.50, Mon 10.00, 11.45, 12.55, 2.45, 3.45, Tues 11.55, 2.00, 4.10, 5.20, Wed 12.25, 4.10, 5.30, Thurs 11.25, 2.35, 4.35, 5.05 ZOOTROPOLIS 3D (PG) Fri 9.30am, Sat 10.00am WATERSHED Canon’s Rd, Bristol. Tel 0117 927 5100. www.watershed.co.uk SON OF SAUL (15) Fri-Thurs (11.00 Mon), 3.20, 6.10, 8.40 HEAVEN KNOWS WHAT (18) Fri/Mon/Tues/Thurs 6.00, Sat/Sun/Wed 3.00, 6.00 VICTORIA (15) Fri-Tues/Thurs 2.40, Wed 12.00 NEXT TO HER (15) Fri/Sat/Sun 5.50 THE HERE AFTER (15) Fri-Thurs 8.20 ARABIAN NIGHTS VOLUME 2: THE DESOLATE ONE (15) S Fri-Tues/Thurs 8.30, Wed 11.00, 8.30 FILMIC JOHN CARPENTER BRUNCHES: ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13 (15) Sun 12.00 COURT (PG) Mon/Tues/Thurs 5.50 CINEPHILES Mon 8.00 CONVERSATIONS ABOUT CINEMA: COURT (PG) S + TALK Wed 5.50 FILMIC: SUEDE - NIGHT THOUGHTS + Q&A Wed 6.00

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■Tuesday,May3andWednesday,May4.Seelistings for details.

■ Wednesday, May 4 to Saturday, May 7. See listings for details.

COMING SOON MY FIRST BALLET: SLEEPING BEAUTY

ast year, Bristol’s budding ballerinas were captivated

by My First Ballet: Swan Lake. Such was its success, English National Ballet now return with My First Ballet: Sleeping Beauty.

This beautifully reimagined version of the classic fairytale ballet, which pirouettes into The Bristol Hippodrome in May, has been specially created for children as young as three and their families.

Performed by second year students of English National Ballet School, My First Ballet: Sleeping Beauty tells the story of Princess Aurora, who as a baby is cursed by the evil Carabosse. On her 16th birthday, she

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Starring Jamie Michie, best known for his role as Steelshanks in Game of Thrones, Scottish writer Andy Duffy creates a rare and poetic insight into the psychology of a banker’s world.

Emma Callander says: “I am delighted that Andy Duffy’s challenging and brilliant play, Crash, is touring the UK this spring.

“This deceptively simple piece of writing tells a chilling and important story about 21st century capitalism. Andy is a bold new voice in the Scottish playwriting culture and I’m so pleased we’re able to share his work”.

Century.

Mona is pregnant. Her boyfriend has died. His mother is going crazy with grief and Mona has something big to tell her.

From the award-winning writer and poet Sabrina Mahfouz, The Love I Feel Is Red is a poetic and touching look at abortion, love and finding common ground between a free runner and a home baker.

This brand new drama is the latest production in Tobacco Factory Theatre’s a Play, a Pie and a Pint series, which celebrates new writing. And pies.

The Love I Feel Is Red will be presented at Zion Community Space in Bedminster Down as the final production in Tobacco Factory Theatres BEYOND programme, the off-site season of theatre across Bristol.

Zion was born in a derelict church and saved for the community to use as a creative centre.

CRASH TOBACCO FACTORY THEATRES

onfidence is everything in the world of high finance. Confidence in yourself, confidence in the market. Lose that and you lose everything.

Emma Callander, director of the acclaimed Banksy: The Room in the Elephant and Associate Artist at the Traverse Theatre, returns to Bristol with her compelling new play, Crash.

A hit at 2015’s Edinburgh Fringe, Crash is an immersive one-man show, fearlessly challenging the audience’s beliefs, ethics and expectations.

This is the story of an enigmatic trader attempting to rebuild his life following a tragic event. As he takes the first tentative steps back into the brutal landscape of trading stocks, he feels the pressure begin to build.

he Love I Feel Is Red is a powerful new piece of theatre exploring the ever-topical and emotive subject of abortion in the 21st

will prick her finger on a spinning wheel and die. Fortunately, her godmother the Lilac Fairy alters the spell so Aurora will not die but will sleep for 100 years, only to be awoken by true love’s kiss.

Adapted to an hour in length and with a narrator to help young audiences follow the story, My First Ballet: Sleeping Beauty is the perfect way to introduce children to the magic of ballet and the joy of the theatre.

■ My First Ballet: Sleeping Beauty is at The Bristol Hippodrome on Saturday, May 21 and Sunday, May 22. Visit www.atgtickets.com/venues/bristolhippodrome

from Friday, April 29, 2016

STARTING THIS WEEK ■ THE BATTLE OF THE ONES

Fri Apr 29, acta centre, Gladstone Street, Bedminster, 7pm, £2. 0117 953 2448, www.acta-bristol.com Bedminster Youth Theatre’s annual production.

■ SMOKE AND MIRRORS

Fri Apr 29 Apr & Sat Apr 30, Circomedia, Portland Square, St Paul’s, Bristol, 7.30pm, £13, £9 concs. 0117 947 7288, www.circomedia.com

An acrobatic perspective to the themes of isolation, oppression, yearning and hope.

■ BELLINI’S I CAPULETI E I MONTECCHI

Mon May 2, Tobacco Factory Theatres, Raleigh Road, Southville, Bristol, 7.30pm, £20/£10 concs. 0117 902 0344, www.tobaccofactorytheatres.com Witness the famous Capulet and Montague rivalry unfold, as Romeo and Juliet find themselves caught up in the wrath in this compelling operatic production.

■ CRASH

Tue May 3 & Wed May 4, Tobacco Factory Theatres, Raleigh Road, Southville, Bristol, 8pm, £13/£9 concs. 0117 902 0344, www.tobaccofactory theatres.com See facing page.

■ THE LOVE I FEEL IS RED

Wed May 4 to Sat May 7, Zion Community Space, Bishopsworth Road, Bedminster Down, Bristol, 7.15pm, 2.15pm mats, £7. 0117 902 0344, www.tobaccofactorytheatres.com

See facing page.

■ VARIATIONS OF POINTE

Thurs May 5 & Fri May 6, The Redgrave Theatre, Percival Road, Bristol, 7.30pm, 2.30pm Sat mat, £12.50 pre-booked, £14.50 on the door. 0117 315 7000, redgravetheatre.com

An exciting new triple bill encompassing all aspects of ballet: grace, elegance and entertainment with something for everyone.

■ SWALLOW

Tue May 3 to Sat May 7, The Alma Tavern Theatre, Alma Vale Road, Clifton, 7.30pm, 2.30pm mats, £10. 0117 973 5171, www.almataverntheatre.co.uk Anna hasn’t left her flat since the

Christmas before last; Rebecca has been left shattered by the break-up of her marriage; Sam stands in front of the mirror trying on a fragile new identity.

Part of BOVTS Director’s Cut Season, Swallow cuts to the heart of modern loneliness and celebrates our ability to survive.

■ THE BED

Tue May 3 to Thu May 5, The Wardrobe Theatre, West Street, Old Market, Bristol, 8pm, £8.

0117 902 0344, www.tobacco factorytheatres.com

Our Bed knows us best of all. It is holder of our dreams, comforter of our tears. It welcomes us when we arrive, and is the last to say goodbye to us when we leave.

This is the journey of a woman and is a celebration of some of the most potent times in her life.

■ THE CIRCUS OF HORRORS

Tue May 3, The Playhouse Theatre, High Street, Weston-super-Mare, 7.30pm, £18.50-£26.50. 01934 645544, www.parkwoodtheatres.co.uk

The show that stormed into the finals of Britain’s Got Talent and now a West End smash is back to mark its 21st Anniversary in spectacular style.

■ BRIDESHEAD REVISITED

Tue May 3 to Sat May 7, Theatre Royal Bath, Sawclose, Bath, various times (see website for details), £18.50-£35.50. 01225 448844, www.theatreroyal.org.uk

During the midst of World War II, Captain Charles Ryder finds his past and present blur as he confronts memories of his first youthful encounter with the Marchmain family at Brideshead Castle.

Don’t miss the first large-scale stage adaptation of the evocative and timeless story that has captured audiences’ imaginations for over 70 years.

ON NOW ■ THE BATTLE OF THE ONES

Fri Apr 29, acta centre, Gladstone Street, Bedminster, 7pm, £2. 0117 953 2448, www.acta-bristol.com Bedminster Youth Theatre’s annual production.

■ THE BEANFIELD

To Sat Apr 30, The Wardrobe Theatre, West Street, Old Market, Bristol, 8pm, £8. 0117 902 0344, www.tobaccofactory theatres.com

Breach Theatre set out to mark the 30th

anniversary of Battle of The Beanfield, a brutal crackdown on the annual Stonehenge Free Festival.

■ FOOTLOOSE: THE MUSICAL

To Sat Apr 30, The Playhouse Theatre, High Street, Weston-super-Mare, Mon-Thur 7.30pm, Fri 5pm & 8.30pm, Sat 2.30pm & 7.30pm, £25-£31.

01934 645544, www.parkwoodtheatres.co.uk Based on the 1984 big screen sensation starring Kevin Bacon.

■ PETER PAN

To Sat Apr 30, Tickenham Village Hall, Clevedon Road, Tickenham, North Somerset, 7.30pm, 2.30pm Sat mat, £12 adults, £6 children. 01275 856155, www.tickenhamdrama.org.uk

Tickenham Drama Group are performing the family favourite Peter Pan.

■ THE UGLY ONE

To Sat Apr 30, The Alma Tavern Theatre, Alma Vale Road, Clifton, 7.30pm, 2.30pm mats, £10/£8 concs. 0117 973 5171, www.almataverntheatre.co.uk

Lette is ugly. Really ugly. Even his wife thinks that he’s ugly. Lucky for him there is a surgeon who can change his doomed fate – but at what cost? This humorous gothic horror performed by Bristol Old Vic Theatre School students.

■ LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS

To Sat Apr 30, Broadlands Academy, Keynsham, 7.30pm, Sat mat 2.30pm, £12. www.klogs.co.uk

Keynsham Light Opera Group present this hilarious musical, based on the 1960s movie.

■ THE MASSIVE TRAGEDY OF MADAM BOVARY

To Sat May 7, The Bristol Old Vic, King Street, Bristol, 7.30pm, mats selected Thur & Sat, £30/£30 concs. 0117 987 7877, www.bristololdvic.org.uk A lovingly derailed and charmingly chaotic version of Gustave Flaubert’s seminal 19th century novel.

■ CAROUSEL

To Sat Apr 30, The Redgrave Theatre, Percival Road, Clifton, Wed-Fri 7.30pm, Sat 2pm & 6.30pm, £13-£14. 0117 315 7000, redgravetheatre.com

To mark 70 years of treading the boards, Bristol Musical Theatre is performing Rodgers and Hammerstein’s much-loved musical.

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■ THE BEANFIELD

To Sat Apr 30, The Wardrobe Theatre, West Street, Old Market, Bristol, 8pm, £8. 0117 902 0344, www.tobacco factorytheatres.com

It’s been 30 years since the Battle of The Beanfield – a brutal crackdown on the annual Stonehenge Free Festival.

Blending documentary footage with new writing, Breach presents a show about state violence and national heritage.

■ ALL’S WELL THAT ENDS WELL

To Sat Apr 30, Tobacco Factory Theatres, Raleigh Road, Southville, Bristol, various times (see website for details), £18/£12 concs. 0117 902 0344, www.tobaccofactorytheatres.com

Shakespeare at the Tobacco Factory present the Bard’s romantic comedy. The plot follows a young woman who, using skills bequeathed to her by her father, saves the French King’s life. Her reward is the right to choose her own husband.

■ DARK LAND LIGHT HOUSE

To Sat Apr 30, Bristol Old Vic, King Street, Bristol, 8pm, £12, £8 concs. 0117 987 7877, www.bristololdvic.org.uk

A visceral and cinematic new sci-fi horror for the theatre tells the story of lone lighthouse keeper Teller Ghent, one woman alone in deep space. The lighthouse is orbiting mysterious Dark Land. It is not a planet, or a black hole, but it consumes and destroys ships, which are drawn to it like moths to a flame.

Teller’s only company is a sentient computer with a taste for the poetic – and a host of inexplicable, terrible visions from the end of the universe.

■ HAMLET

To Sat Apr 30, Tobacco Factory Theatres, Raleigh Road, Southville, Bristol, various times (see website for details), £18/£12 concs. 0117 902 0344, www.tobaccofactorytheatres.com Hamlet is tormented by his father’s death and his murderous uncle’s marriage to his mother, all against the backdrop of a looming war.

■ MAMMA MIA!

To Sat May 7, The Bristol Hippodrome, St Augustine’s Parade, Bristol, 7.30pm, 2.30pm mats, £19.50-£59.50.

0844 871 3012, www.bristolhippodrome.org.uk

Inspired by ABBA classics such as Dancing Queen, I Have A Dream, Voulez-Vous, and Take A Chance On Me, Mamma Mia! is a tale of family and friendship on a Greek island paradise.

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Ed opens up with most personal show yet

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f you missed Ed Byrne when he brought his latest show to Colston Hall a few months ago, you’ve got a second chance to catch him over at Weston’s Playhouse Theatre this week.

The much-loved Mock the Week star, who has been in the comedy business for 20 years, covers a wide range of subjects in the show – from a recent gastric illness to the success of UKIP – and he talks a lot about his family in what is his most personal show yet.

When Ed was at the Colston Hall in

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January, our reviewer said: “There is still that sharp lance of dry wit that punctures the pretentious and the hypocritical. In Outside, Looking In, he has taken a more personal riff on current social behaviour as it has affected his career and family interests. Ed Byrne’s distinctive gift for telling stories of everyday experiences provide a wealth of observational wit.”

Of this more open comedy, Ed says: “I didn’t make a conscious effort to write a more personal show, but that was what was coming out when I started writing it.

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“People come to see me for a laugh and I would like to think they go away thinking the show is quite heartwarming.”

Aside from the personal reflection, Ed also ponders on matters political – there’s a passionate section about how we label young children, for instance, and he also talks about feminism and transgenderism – what he calls “the thorniest issue since Jesus was fitted for a hat”.

■ Outside Looking In, The Playhouse Theatre, Wednesday, May 4. See listings for details.

BRIDGET CHRISTIE: A BOOK FOR HER TOBACCO FACTORY THEATRE

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ridget Christie will be revealing why she’s been sending her used underwear to George Osborne, asking what’s the difference between Eddie Izzard and Caitlyn Jenner, and revealing which method actor has been playing Nigel Farage since 2010, among other things.

The multi award-winning comedian, who is best known for revealing the ridiculousness of misogyny using everyday examples, will be in Bristol with her latest show, A Book for Her, which follows her recently published book of the same name.

This is the comedian’s tenth solo show, following the hugely successful A Bic For Her and An Ungrateful Woman.

Bridget, who is married to fellow stand-up Stewart Lee, has been gigging regularly since 2004, performing at the Edinburgh fringe festival and receiving numerous awards along the way. In 2013 she won the Foster’s Edinburgh Comedy Award for Best Show for A Bic For Her. It also became the top selling comedy show at Soho Theatre ever, selling out every night of its 54-night run.

Bridget has appeared in numerous TV and radio comedy programmes, including the BBC’s Have I Got News for You and Room 101, Channel 4’s Cardinal Burns and Radio 4’s The Infinite Monkey Cage, The News Quiz, The Unbelievable Truth, and Loose Ends.

She’s also had two series of her own BBC Radio 4 series about feminism, Bridget Christie Minds the Gap, broadcast in 2013 and 2015.

Her 2014 tour, a double bill of A Bic for Her and An Ungrateful Woman won the 2015 Chortle Award for Best Tour.

■ Thursday, May 5. See listings for details.

FRIDAY, APRIL 29 ■ COMEDY GLADIATORS GRAND FINAL

Riproar Comedy Club, Union Street, Bristol, 8.30pm/doors 6.30pm, £12/£20 meal deal, 0117 985 6767, www.riproarcomedy.co.uk

Tonight sees the grand final of Comedy Gladiators, which began last August.

Since then it has seen a mix of seasoned pros and fresh-faced debutants competing for the audience’s vote at the end of each evening. There’s also a professional headliner, who tonight is local favourite Jack Heal, a razor sharp comic who is a former winner of the Chortle Student Comedy Award.

■ JONGLEURS COMEDY CLUB

Pryzm, Canons Road, Bristol, 8pm/doors 6pm, from £13, 08700 111 960, www.jongleurs.com

Up tonight are David Whitney, a shouty but amusing posh boy from a military

family, who’s also a professional bagpiper, Bryan Lacey, an affable newcomer who’s got some nice routines mixing observational material with silly stories and quick gags, and Glenn Moore, a regular on the circuit and one half of the critically acclaimed sketch comedy duo Thunderbards.

■ CAFE BAR COMEDY

Riproar Comedy Club, Union Street, Bristol, 8.30pm/doors 6.30pm, £12/£20 meal deal, 0117 985 6767, www.riproarcomedy.co.uk

Tonight there are sets from Chris Norton Walker, who mocks himself, the audience and stand-up comedy in general with a mix of one-liners, hilarious anecdotes and a commanding stage persona, the clever and fearless Mark Cram, likeable and thoughtful Greek comic George Zach, and energetic livewire comic Mickey Sharma.

SATURDAY, APRIL 30 ■ STAND UP AND BOOGIE

Riproar Comedy Club, Union Street, Bristol, 8.30pm/doors 6.30pm, £12/£20 meal deal, 0117 985 6767, www.riproarcomedy.co.uk

Up tonight are character comedian Benjamin Bello (the creator of President Obonjo, among others), the clever and cheeky Andy White, who embraces silly voices, funny faces, and his mixed race background to great effect, George Zach (see Friday’s Riproar), and Steve Harris, who mixes puns, musical comedy, observational humour and straightforward gags.

■ JONGLEURS COMEDY CLUB

Pryzm, Canons Road, Bristol, 8pm/doors 6pm, from £13, 08700 111 960, www.jongleurs.com

Same line-up as Friday, except Steve Hall replaces Glenn Moore. Steve is a smart comic who has supported Russell Howard on tour and written for Russell Howard’s Good News, and BBC Radio 4’s The Now Show.

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WEDNESDAY, MAY 4 ■ JOHN KEARNS

The Greenbank, Belle Vue Road, Bristol, 7.30pm, £5 adv, www.bristolpunchline.com

Bristol Punchline presents the bizarre and brilliant John Kearns. The two-time Edinburgh Comedy Award winner is joined

by Bisha K Ali and Athena Kugblenu.

■ ED BYRNE: OUTSIDE, LOOKING IN

The Playhouse Theatre, High St, Weston-super-Mare, 8pm, £21 inc booking fee. 01934 645544, www.theplayhouse.co.uk See facing page.

THURSDAY, MAY 5 ■ BRIDGET CHRISTIE: A BOOK FOR HER

Tobacco Factory Theatres, Raleigh Rd, Bristol, 8pm, SOLD OUT. 0117 902 0344, www.tobaccofactorytheatres.com See left.

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Molten rock, belly bingo and more at arts studios

Art Spike Island’s artists invite in the public this weekend, as the studios host their largest and most family-friendly open studios event yet, writes Tara Pardo

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isitors will be able to explore behind the scenes at Spike Island this weekend, as the artists throw open their doors for their annual Open Studios event.

It’s one of the major art events in Bristol’s calendar and there’s always a buzz about the studios as the artists, designers and creative businesses get ready to welcome the public into the former Brooke Bond tea packing factory.

Open Studios organiser and Spike Island Communications Manager Jane Faram tells us: “Everyone’s busy getting their studios ready.

Pretty much every artist in the building is opening their studio, so that’s a whole range of artists working in sculpture painting, drawing, filmmaking, animation, all sorts. The public

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can access them in their studios and meet them in their working environment.

“They’re all really, really keen to meet people who want to look around. Some of them will be making work during the weekend and some of them will just be there to talk to everyone about what they do.

“We’ve also got a whole host of special commissions in place for the event. Artists around the building have created work that uses the building in interesting ways, so installations in stairwells for example.

“And we’ve got a pop-up cinema that’s got a range of things, from stop-motion animation to documentary-style films. It showcases the breadth of work being produced across the whole building and that’s going to be on all the time.

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“Another really big highlight is live molten rock casting by an artist called Jo Lathwood.

She’s working with lava and making sculptures in an area we call the sculpture yard. That will be on the Monday.”

Visitors will also be able to see Spike Island’s current exhibitions, including the major exhibition Pump House by Michael Beutler. The artist and a team of volunteers have created constructions using industrial materials, such as paper, metal, wood or plastic, shaping them into large-scale building elements with specially developed tools, which themselves form part of the exhibition.

Jane says: “One great thing for families is that Michael Beutler is running a family workshop which is for people of all ages, especially aimed towards young children. They can come and

WHAT’S ON AT OPEN STUDIOS Friday, April 29, 6pm-late ■ 6-9pm: Open Studios begins with exhibition previews of Artspace’s 40th Anniversary: Archival display and film in Project Space, and Slider in Test Space. Also Michael Beutler’s Pump House exhibition continues in the main galleries throughout Open Studios.

■ 6.30pm: Run Logan Run – saxophonist Andrew Neil Hayes and drummer Dan Johnson create music that is both beautiful and brutal.

■ 7-8.30pm: Belly Bingo! A sweaty soiree bringing vintage bingo, prizes and interval training together.

■ 9pm til late: Party in the sculpture yard with Howling Owl DJs. Saturday, April 30, 11am-5pm Above, Michael Beutler family workshop (2011) at Museum fu¨r Moderne Kunst, Frankfurt am Main, picture courtesy MMK Below, Office for Imagination Diet, image courtesy Alessio Mazzaro and Marco Campana Left, Ore and Ingot live lava casting, picture by Nic Caro

■ 11am-4pm: Situations launch Treebank, a nationwide digital project developed in partnership with the BBC, to accompany a new artwork by artist Katie Paterson. Treebank is a collection of personal recollections of trees across the world, preserved online in a digital bank of images, texts and audio contributions.

■ Noon-4pm: Production Playground family workshop. Join artist Michael Beutler for an afternoon of fun and collective effort. Michael will not be present on Monday, May 2.

■ 2-4pm: Alessio Mazzaro and Marco Campana, known as the performance collective S’odinonsuonare, open SI SERVE IL NUMERO… (Office for Personal Imagination Diet).

■ 2pm: Run Logan Run – see Friday.

Sunday, May 1, 11am-5pm

operate the specially developed ‘DIY’ machines he uses to create his installations – they’ve been used to build the current exhibition by a big team of volunteers over a couple of weeks. The public can use those same machines to make things like tea bag bricks, and there’s an inflating machine and a slicing train – it’s very safe, I promise!”

There are lots more family-friendly events running over the course of the weekend, including a full programme of performances, pop-up kitchens, tours, disruptive public service announcements, and even outdoor bingo-driven fitness activities.

This year Spike Island has also linked up with Bristol Food Connections 2016. Jane explains: “We’re part of their official programme and we’ve got some brilliant street food traders

from across Bristol having pop-ups here.”

For example, there will be fresh potato gnocchi and espresso Extract Coffee from Rolling Italy, deliciously light donuts from Big O Donut Co, and free range smoky hotdogs from Underdogs, while the very popular Spike Island Café serves up colourful salads, pulled pork sandwiches and ice cream.

The fun kicks off with opening night celebrations on Friday, April 29, from 6-9pm, followed by a party in the sculpture yard.

Jane says: “Our café is staying open until late with a late bar and we’ve got Howling Owl DJs, so there’s a lot for the grown-ups to stick around for. It’s going to be a lot of fun.”

■ Friday, April 29 to Monday, May 2. See listings on page 49 for details.

■ Noon-4pm: Family workshop – Production Playground. See Saturday.

■ 2pm: movement.language.sign.time *with BSL interpreters. Free talk, booking advised at www.spikeisland.org.uk. Tamarin Norwood is joined by British Sign Language (BSL) interpreter, writer and artist Dr Kyra Pollitt to consider how the use of space, time and movement in BSL and BSL poetry relates to the processes and products of drawing. A studio display accompanies the event.

■ 2-4pm: Alessio Mazzaro and Marco Campana, SI SERVE IL NUMERO… (Office for Personal Imagination Diet) – see Friday.

■ 2pm: Run Logan Run – see Friday.

■ 3.30pm: British Sign Language tour of Open Studios.

Monday, May 2, 11am-5pm ■ Noon-4pm: Stiga Table Hockey tournament.

■ Noon-4pm: Family workshop: Production Playground – see Saturday.

■ 3pm-5pm: Jo Lathwood, Is it magma? – Exploring volcanic rock.

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Fri Apr 29 to Mon May 2, Spike Island, Cumberland Rd, Bristol, Fri 6pm-late, Sat/Sun/Mon 11am-5pm. 0117 929 2266, www.spikeisland.org.uk See pages 46&47.

TEN

Fri Apr 29 to Thu May 5, Centrespace, Leonard Lane (off Corn St), Bristol, Mon-Sat 11am-6pm. 0117 929 1234, www.centrespacegallery.com

TEN is an exhibition of photography and moving image ranging from fashion and portraiture to still life and documentary work. The work has been produced by ten second-year photography degree students from Weston College.

20 YEARS OF THE RIBA STIRLING PRIZE

Fri Apr 29 to Sun Aug 21, Architecture Centre, Narrow Quay, Bristol, Wed-Fri 11am-5pm/Sat & Sun noon-5pm.

0117 922 1540, www.architecturecentre.co.uk

The Royal Institute of British Architects Stirling Prize is the UK’s most prestigious architectural award. This exhibition showcases photographs and models from the winning projects across the past two decades, alongside a detailed focus on the most recent winner– Burntwood School by AHMM Architects.

ARTSPACE’S 40TH ANNIVERSARY: ARCHIVAL DISPLAY AND FILM

Sat Apr 30 to Sun Jun 19, Spike Island, Cumberland Rd, Bristol, Tue-Sun noon-5pm. 0117 929 2266, www.spikeisland.org.uk

Artspace was founded in the mid-1970s by a group of painters, sculptors and printmakers at McArthur’s Warehouse on the Harbourside. In 1998 the organisation moved to its current premises, a former tea packing factory, and changed its name to Spike Island. To celebrate Artspace’s 40th anniversary, Spike Island presents an archival display of material held at the Bristol Record Office. A newly commissioned film directed by artist Kypros Kyprianou weaves together archival and contemporary footage.

SPOUTS AND HANDLES

Sat Apr 30 to Sat Aug 13, The Ken Stradling Collection, 48 Park Row, Bristol, Weds 10am-4pm, alternate Sats 11am-3pm or by appt. 0117 329 0566, http://stradlingcollection.org/

From elegant afternoon tea to comforting brew, the teapot is at the heart of many a British home and this exhibition gives the opportunity to view a wide variety of approaches by different artists and

designers. There will be a tour of the upper floors and exhibition with Cleo Witt, a Trustee of the Collection, at 11am on April 30 to coincide with the launch event from noon-3pm. The tour costs £7.

Booking strongly advised (email juliadonnelly@stradlingcollection.org).

Entry to the exhibition is free.

SOUTHBANK BRISTOL ARTS TRAIL EXHIBITION

Mon May 2 to Sun May 29, Tobacco Factory café/bar, Raleigh Rd, Bristol. 0117 902 0344, www.tobaccofactory.com

The main bar at Tobacco Factory plays host to some of the artists taking part in the Southbank Bristol Arts Trail (May 14 & 15). There is work by OSHE Design, Mary Price, Sarah Davis, Falle Batch, 3rd Eye and the experienced and popular Mike Rome (May 5 to May 29), who is showing 11 paintings of singers and guitarists, plus his latest oil painting, Redcliffe Wharf.

ON NOW EVERLY DARK

To Sun May 1, It’s All 2 Much, 124 Cheltenham Rd, Bristol, Wed-Sat noon-6pm/Sun 1-4pm.

0117 924 7522, www.itsall2much.com

Bristol-based Everly Dark’s pop surrealist paintings are portals to a magical wonderland; glimpses of a place where anything is possible and time stands still.

Working mainly in acrylic on wood, but constantly expanding into further media, Everly uses colour in abundance.

FREDERICO COLAREJO: POSSESSIO MARIS

To Thu May 5, The Oak Room, Curzon Cinema & Arts, Clevedon, Tues to Sat 10am-2pm and when the cinema is open for film screenings, 0117 907 4190, www.curzon.org.uk Frederico Colarejo’s portraits of abandoned crab and lobster tanks slowly merging with the rocky shoreline recall a disappearing way of life in his native Portugal.

TRAVELLER’S TALES

To Sat May 14, Guild Gallery, Bristol Guild, Park St, Mon-Sat 10am-5pm (closed May 2). 0117 926 5548/www.bristolguild. co.uk/gallery.htm

South West Textile Group present an exhibition of work on the theme of travel: near, far or imagined. Exhibitors use diverse techniques in innovative ways, working with cotton, silk, wool and other materials.

SPRING EXHIBITION

To Sat May 21, Coldharbour Gallery, Oldharbour Rd, Westbury Park, Bristol, Mon-Fri

9am-5.30pm/Sat 10am-5pm.

0117 944 6244, www.coldharbourgallery.co.uk

This colourful exhibition at Coldharbour Gallery features bold, bright botanicals, and includes the first showing of a new set of prints from one of Bristol’s best-loved artists, Abigail McDougall, as well as paintings by Izumi Omori.

STILL

To Sat May 28, Rainmaker Gallery, 123 Coldharbour Road, Bristol, Tue-Fri 10am-6pm, Sat 10am-5pm, 0117 944 3101, www.rainmakerart.co.uk

Cara Romero heads a line-up of five indigenous American fine art photographers from seven North American tribes, who eloquently address environmental and cultural topics.

BRISTOL’S LOST CITY

To Mon May 30, Bristol Cathedral, College Green, Bristol, bristol-cathedral.co.uk

This exhibition tells the story of Bristol’s transition from peacetime to wartime in 1914 through the eyes of the White City site, between Ashton Gate and the Cumberland Basin, which has hosted some intriguing episodes in Bristol’s past.

SHELF CARE

To Tue May 31, The Snug, Tobacco Factory café/bar, Raleigh Rd, Bristol. 0117 902 0344, www.tobaccofactory.com

Mental illness affects one in four people.

Here illustrators and artists share their take on what brings them down and what brings them back up. Profits from the show will be donated to Rethink Mental Illness.

CLIFTON ARTS CLUB EXHIBITION

To Sat Jun 4, Steak of The Art, Cathedral Walk, Harbourside, Bristol. 0117, 929 7967, www.steakoftheart.co.uk

This exhibition of original works by members of one of the country’s oldest art societies will include original and affordable works in oil, watercolour, acrylic, pastels, photography and inks.

There will also be sculpture and mosaic work on display.

INQUISITIVE EYES: SLADE PAINTERS IN EDWARDIAN WESSEX

To Sun Jun 12, Royal West of England Academy, Queens Rd, Bristol, Tue-Sat 10am-6pm/Sun 11am-5pm, £6.95/conc £4.95 (inc all concurrent exhibitions)/ under-16s and students free.

0117 973 5129, www.rwa.org.uk

The rolling hills and dramatic coastline of Wessex are the focus of this captivating exhibition of early 20th century works, featuring artists including Augustus John, William Orpen, and Vanessa Bell.

IMAGINED LANDSCAPES

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To Sun Jun 12, Royal West of England Academy, Queens Rd, Bristol, Tue-Sat 10am-6pm/Sun 11am-5pm, £6.95/conc £4.95 (inc all concurrent exhibitions)/ under-16s and students free.

0117 973 5129, www.rwa.org.uk

This exhibition explores an alternative understanding of place in contemporary art and the role of the artist as spatial narrator, cartographer and geographer.

SIMON QUADRAT PPRWA

To Sun Jun 12, Royal West of England Academy, Queens Rd, Bristol, Tue-Sat 10am-6pm/Sun 11am-5pm, £6.95/conc £4.95 (inc all concurrent exhibitions)/ under-16s and students free.

0117 973 5129, www.rwa.org.uk

Simon Quadrat RWA evokes visions of the past that are at once nostalgic and full of narrative possibility.

MICHAEL BEUTLER, PUMP HOUSE

Sat Apr 16 to Sun Jun 19, Spike Island, Cumberland Rd, Bristol, Tue-Sun noon-5pm. 0117 929 2266, www.spikeisland.org.uk

Pump House is an ambitious large-scale site-specific commission responding to Spike Island’s current use as a gallery and artists’ studio complex, and to its historic use as a tea packing factory. Beutler works in situ and always uses industrial materials, which he repurposes and reinterprets in modular makeshift constructions with the help of hand-built tools. Typically the artist involves a great number of human collaborators.

TEN CENTURIES OF RECORDS

To Fri Jul 15, Bristol Record Office, Smeaton Rd, Bristol, Tue-Fri 9.30am-4.30pm/first two Thurs of month 9.30am-7pm/ first two Sats of month 10am-4pm, free. 0117 922 4224, www.bristolmuseums.org.uk/ bristol-record-office/

This exhibition highlights the breadth and significance of the collections at Bristol Record Office spanning ten centuries.

ART FROM ELSEWHERE

To Sun Jul 17, Bristol Museum and Art Gallery, Queens Rd, Mon-Fri 10am-5pm/weekends and Bank Hols 10am-6pm, free.

0117 922 3571, www.bristol.gov. uk/page/bristol-museum-andart-gallery; Arnolfini, Narrow Quay, Bristol, Tue-Sun (and Bank Hol Mons) 11am-6pm. 0117 917 2300, www.arnolfini.org.uk

This eagerly anticipated international exhibition brings together some of the world’s most important contemporary artists working today. The 39 artists from 22 countriesaddress life, politics, identity and cultural change in an increasingly globalised society.

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Colour yourself beautiful with a simple palete Think using the same colour on your eyes, cheeks and lips is a beauty no-no?

The mono make-up trend will make you think twice – or should that be thrice?

Katie Wright finds out how it’s done.

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eceived make-up wisdom decrees that you should only focus on one feature at a time – a smoky eye, a bold lip, etc – but there’s a red carpet trend that eschews that notion.

As seen on Rihanna and model of the moment Gigi Hadid, the monochromatic look involves using one colour on the eyes, lips and cheeks, creating a beautifully ‘pulled together’ look.

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THE BRONZE AGE ■ Tying in with fashion’s current Nineties obsession, brown shades are best if you have a medium to dark skin tone, and either blue or green/hazel eyes. Go for warmer tones; think bronze, golden and deep copper shades, as anything cooler can wash out the skin.

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Health Seventy-five-year-old Aneurin Jones is feeling young again after four successful operations at Emersons Green NHS Treatment Centre. He explains his life-changing experience to the centre’s Customer Relations Executive, Fiona Cormie.

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fter four joint replacements in less than two years, Aneurin is now pain free and delighted with life. “Just watch me walk now! That’s all that you need to do to see how much better I am after my treatment,” he says.

Aneurin has had two total hip replacements and two total knee replacements at Emersons Green NHS Treatment Centre, all carried out by orthopaedic surgeon Joszef Nemes.

Under the consultant-led care team, Aneurin built up a strong relationship with his surgeon and was kept well informed at all times. “Dr Joszef is a lovely man and he planned my treatment with me to get me walking properly again,” said Aneurin. “I knew what to expect, and each operation went perfectly.”

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used to walk bow-legged from side to side and now I walk normally. I should have had this done years ago!”

Emersons Green NHS Treatment Centre is an NHS surgical facility just a short distance off the A4174 ring road on the border of Bristol and South Gloucestershire. It provides high quality care to all of its patients and records very short waiting times, averaging six to ten weeks from referral to treatment.

Under NHS rules, patients can choose where they wish to be treated and Aneurin jumped at the chance. He said: “I didn’t realise I had the right to choose where I had my NHS surgery. As soon as Emersons Green NHS Treatment Centre was mentioned by my physiotherapist as an option for me, I said I wanted to go there.”

Aneurin, like many other local people, had heard about the treatment centre from friends who had great things to say about the NHS facility. “Everyone I have spoken to about the Emersons Green centre has been pleased with

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their treatment,” he said, adding: “For a hospital, it was very, very enjoyable to be there, if you know what I mean. It was like being in a hotel!

“All of the staff were very nice; the nurses were really caring people and even the receptionist that I have got to know came to see me while I was recovering.”

Pamela Mackie, Hospital Director at Emersons Green NHS Treatment Centre, concluded: “We are delighted that Mr Jones has chosen us for all four of his major joint replacements and that, for each one, his experience was exceptional.

“Mr Jones is one of many patients who return to us time and time again, something they can do because we are part of the local choice for NHS treatment.”

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Discover the magic of smugglers’ hideaway Tim Davey soaks up the sun (and sunsets) in the old smugglers’ haunt of Hope Cove

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hese days the road into Hope Cove, though somewhat narrow in parts, is relatively straightforward as it swoops you down some Devon coastline contours to the waiting sea. Centuries ago, however, this must have been a remote settlement, reached by a roughly-hewn track.

Travellers then, as now, however, would have been able to take much-needed sustenance at the Hope and Anchor, the inn set a few steps back from the shoreline.

As buildings go, it cuts a substantial figure taking pole position in this, still small, community which these days is known to thousands of visitors and holidaymakers who gravitate to this charming spot, nestling in a bay between two high cliffs.

In very recent times, however, the Hope and Anchor has been given a substantial makeover by owners, St Austell Brewery. Refurbished accommodation, dining and bar areas have brought it firmly into the 21st century but without damaging its place in history as an ancient hostelry.

Because, while Hope Cove may be diminutive by resort standards, it is a place with a fascinating tale to tell, linked with its proximity to the sea.

Smugglers plied their trade here across the centuries and the nearby waters can be treacherous for shipping. There are numerous wrecks offshore.

Those dangers were responsible for producing an oddball historical scenario during the reign of Queen Elizabeth I, when we were at war with Spain, because Hope Cope is the only place in England where Spaniards made landfall during this turbulent time.

Their galleon, St Peter the Great, was wrecked and its beams used to build local homes. These days, the cove is still a refuge for craft seeking safe harbour and the community based around it is actually two sections – Outer Hope and Inner Hope. The latter is very well preserved boasting a centre full of thatched homes and, of course, the Hope and Anchor.

The cliffs rise either side of the beaches here and whichever direction you choose has a decent footpath to walk, offering stunning views.

Head one way and you go towards Thurlestone – another very good beach – and a very popular eating place, The Beach House Café.

The beach is sandy, the sea is safe and the award-winning waters clean. It’s very popular with families and wind or kite surfers. Hercule Poirot’s TV whodunnit location, Burgh Island, with its hotel, can be reached on foot or by sea

tractor if the tide is in. In the other direction you ascend a cliff path which will eventually lead to Soar Mill Cove, another gem of a beach. It’s National Trust and quite exquisite.

Keep walking the same path – or go by car if you are feeling lazy – and eventually you will find yourself in or near Salcombe. It’s always busy and forget about driving through it during high season as you will find yourself negotiating roads filled with masses of strolling visitors. Use the park-and-ride instead at such times.

In between Soar Mill Cove and Salcombe itself is Overbeck’s House, another National Trust acquisition. This was once the home of scientist and inventor Otto Overbeck. The gardens he created are superb and full of exotic plants. The house, too, is another slice of national treasure packed with collections of everything from dolls to model boats.

We spent a couple of nights at the Hope and Anchor and the timing was perfect as the dying embers of the British Summer Time decided to go out in a blaze of glory.

So, bathed in sunshine, we walked in both directions from the inn, messed about on the beach and water’s edge, and shopped in Salcombe. It was always nice, though, to return to our comfortable en suite room with a super view out across the heart of Hope Cove.

The Hope and Anchor really is the focal point of the place and its bar areas and restaurant are very popular. It’s easy to see why, because, although cleverly rejuvenated by its brewery owners, it has lost none of its traditional feel.

St Austell Brewery has a good reputation for the food it serves at its pubs, inns and hotels, and the Hope and Anchor was no exception. We dined there both nights and, despite it being extremely busy as it was half term, there was no interminable wait and when our dishes arrived, they were spot on.

As you might expect, the menu here has a serious affinity with the nearby sea, offering “coastal kitchen classics” including a host of lobster, crab and mussel dishes, to good old cod and chips using batter based on one of St Austell’s brews. Meat lovers aren’t forgotten either, with 28-day aged steaks and burgers. And, of course, there are vegetarian options, too.

On our second, and final, full day in Hope Cove, the weather conditions produced a stunning last sunset of summer out across the bay. We watched from the cliff path above Hope Cove as the sun’s dying embers were finally extinguished by the horizon. It was a timely reminder of just how magical this lovely little resort can be.

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FACTFILE ■ Tim Davey stayed at the Hope and Anchor, Hope Cove, South Devon. For more information visit www.hopeandanchor.co.uk or call 01548 561294.

■ St Austell brewery currently has an offer at its South West hotels and inns. Book a short break or family holiday and receive a further ten per cent discount on available rates when you book through their site www.westcountryinns.co.uk ■ Enter voucher code SAB10 when prompted and the reduction will be made.

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Inside or out, this is the place to cook, eat and relax

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he stunning open-plan space you can see in these images is thanks to a large extension on this house, which has created a spacious area for the family to cook, eat and relax in comfort.

Not only that, but bifolding doors open from here straight on to a wide paved terrace, making a seamless transition from indoors to outdoors – and a great place for summertime entertaining.

Pale kitchen cabinets are complemented by matching Corian worktops, breakfast bar and island unit. There is a built-in dishwasher and spaces for a range cooker and large style fridge/freezer, with further space for appliances in the utility room.

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Upstairs is a bath/shower room and four bedrooms, the two largest with built-in wardrobes and the master with an en suite shower room.

Permission has also been granted for a Juliet balcony off the master bedroom.

From the single garage, double doors lead to the rear garden, which is enclosed by walls, hedges and fences and comprises mostly lawn and patio areas, with a variety of shrubs and trees.

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year, unfortunately it will still be slippery

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year with preservative (check the wood

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PVC and PVC/wood composite decks have been available for about 10 years and there’s bound to be one that suits your needs. These decking planks are pre-coloured and normally not slippery when wet (would you believe there’s a slip rating?) once fitted these decks need next to no maintenance other than a wash about once a year. This saves you not only a day or twos work but around £100 a year! Another possible saving with PVC or composite decking is the reduced number of supports needed compared with wood.

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a classy glass balustrade, especially for uninterrupted views, or wooden or PVC balustrade (the latter being maintenance free). Do plan this in advance as you will need good support or fixing points for the posts. A good supplier will help you draw up the design and give installation advice.

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Practical and beautiful, potager has the best of both

Gardening St Andrew’s garden designer Sue Oakey explains what is a potager and how to plant your own

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he word “potager” originates from the French “jardin potager” meaning a garden providing vegetables for the pot, and is now used to describe an ornamental kitchen garden.

Even with a small garden, it is possible to plant your own potager. Start by carefully choosing a dry, sunny site, with good drainage.

Avoid the shade of overhanging trees, keep away from dry areas under hedging and be prepared to spend some time on soil preparation. A good friable soil with the addition of home-made compost will encourage crops to thrive; if you have sticky clay soil, dig in lots of mushroom compost and pea gravel. You should aim for a consistency not unlike the topping on an apple crumble.

The potager style uses formal, geometric beds divided by narrow paths for easy access.

Mix triangles, squares and L-shapes to make best use of your space, but keep the beds as large as possible for maximum growing potential. Raised beds will help keep off slugs and snails, and are easier on your back, too.

Traditional materials such as wood and woven willow will create a natural feel to your

potager; for a more contemporary look, use blockwork painted in bright colours.

If space allows, aim to create four main cropping areas, so that you can practice crop rotation between roots, legumes, brassicas and other plants. This enables crops to make best use of the soil nutrients.

The main planting elements to consider are colour, texture and shape. Group plants in colour blocks or rows, such as purples with oranges and yellows with greens.

Alternate low-growing and tall, willowy plants and consider flowering and fruiting seasons. You can easily download pictures from the internet, creating a collage to see how your final planting scheme will work.

Choose edible flowers for colour and to add to salads in summer; these will also attract beneficial insects to help control pests.

Edge beds with clipped box, lavender, chives or alpine strawberries. Or, for a more fruitful edging, choose stepover apples or pears. And don’t forget to use the vertical space: obelisks dripping with scented sweet peas, archways supporting miniature pumpkins, herbs spilling out of old chimney pots, or peas climbing over

willow wigwams will add an extra dimension.

Herbs are a useful addition to the potager.

Choose garlic chives, with white, edible flowers, beloved of butterflies and bees; fresh scented lemon verbena makes a delicious herbal tea; basil “Purple Ruffles” will add a splash of colour and a strong scent, while the statuesque angelica archangelica will add height.

For more permanent herb planting, add bay, which can be clipped into formal shapes for structure. To achieve a softer look, choose lilac-flowering rosemary “Miss Jessopp’s Upright”.

Flowers are an essential part of the quintessential potager garden and will add colour throughout the seasons. The scent of sweet pea is heavenly in the heat of summer, while allium “Globemaster” and dahlia “Bishop’s Children” will add height to your beds. And the rich mahogany shades of rudbeckia “Capucinno” will shine out in the low autumn sun.

So get planning and planting, and in no time at all you will have a potager to be proud of.

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Wives, mothers and lovers: women take centre stage Television As Kay Mellor’s brilliant and touching In The Club returns, Susan Griffin catches up with the acclaimed writer and her leading ladies, to talk labour scenes, complicated relationships and money woes

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ay Mellor has always put women centre stage. “That’s where they belong, in my world,” says the acclaimed, Bafta-winning writer of Band Of Gold, Playing The Field and Fat Friends.

“My mother was such a strong influence, and my aunties. There are a million and one things that women have to do, whereas men are more single-minded.”

But it’s not always been easy to forge ahead with female-focused series, she admits: “Sometimes I’ve had situations where I’ve had to say to the casting director, ‘He is her husband.

She’s the lead’.”

In The Club, her drama about pregnancy, birth and the changing nature of relationships that babies bring about, is another fine example of her efforts paying off. Before it returns for a second series, here’s what you need to know...

The first series followed six very different couples who bonded in their local parentcraft class; each dealing with their own unique issues – from paternity fears to debt, divorce, and even death. It was a ratings hit, and Leeds-born Mellor was soon asked to come up with ideas for a second run.

She remembers the meeting she had with Polly Hill, the BBC’s controller of drama commissioning. “She said it would be really nice to have a sense of a new series, rather than a returning one, so I said, ‘What about some new characters?’,” reveals Mellor, who turns 65 next month. “I think she would’ve been happy with one new character, but I decided to have four!”

The new faces are pregnant surrogate Shelly (Gemma Dobson), who’s rented out her womb to gay couple Andrew (Andrew Buckley) and Nathan (Paul Nicholls), believing it’s the perfect way to make some easy money, but her

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mum Maxine (Sandra Huggett) isn’t so sure.

“This is something that’s happening more and more, and it’s interesting because there are emotions, there are insecurities,” remarks Mellor. “Can you let a child go if you’ve given birth? What does that do to you? What rights do the men have who’ve provided the sperm?

What legal status do they have? It’s a whole new area to mine for me. I found it fascinating exploring those themes.”

The original cast appear too, when the series opens ten months since the last outing, including Hermione Norris who returns as business woman Roanna. “We hit the ground running,” says the 49-year-old actress, also known for her roles in Spooks and Cold Feet. “She [Roanna] is living with her younger lover Simon [Luke Thompson] in a damp, old cottage, struggling to get back into the workplace and needing to earn money to pay rent, now that she’s waiting for her divorce settlement to come in. So she goes to seek help from an unlikely quarter.”

Mum-of-two Norris laughs as she admits she’s “exhausted” from filming. “It’s tiring when you’re playing a heightened emotional state. I’m just relieved I don’t have Roanna’s life! I know people thrive on drama and chaos but, no, I’m looking for an easy life.”

The IT Crowd’s Katherine Parkinson was expecting her second baby during the first series. “I was quite far along and I was genuinely concerned – because it’s very hard to [act that you’re] pushing and not actually push!” says the 38-year-old, laughing. But all the research paid off, as she had a “flawless” second birth. “It was like I had the longest training!” she jokes.

In the new series, Parkinson’s character – bisexual blogger and teaching assistant Kim – has her love life complicated by her ex-partner Susie (Tara Fitzgerald), while her relationship with Neil, the father of her baby, is in jeopardy

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and she struggles to be the perfect mum.

“She’s very proprietorial and doesn’t even let Neil have her [the baby] on her own until she’s ten months old. I think a lot of women go through that.” Kim might be going through a tough time, but it soon dawns on her life could be worse. “She’s got this gorgeous man, who’s exemplary and such a good father and so attentive. She’s got an easier set-up than Rosie.”

Indeed, Mellor has admitted she has a soft spot for schoolgirl Rosie, played by Hannah Midgley, because she was a young mum herself – and “against all odds, we stuck together”.

“Rosie’s still with Jude [Danny Breeze] and they’ve moved back into her dad’s flat,” explains Midgley, 22, who’s also appeared in Emmerdale. “She’s found it really difficult, harder than she thought, but she’s got her family unit and that’s important to her, and she

still has the support of Kim.” The actress believes it’s an important storyline. “There are so many girls out there who, at 15, have fallen pregnant and not known what to do. It’s a terrifying situation for them to be in, so it’s important to portray it sensitively.”

Things are better for spirited Jasmin, played

by Taj Atwal, and her husband Dev (Sacha Dhawan) although their overbearing mothers have moved in and are refusing to leave.

“I’m obviously pregnant, which is something she’s shaky about,” says Atwal, who’s sporting a prosthetic bump. “It’s not something she wanted but it’s happened now, so they’re going to go through with it and the mums are interfering, much to Jaz’s dismay.”

Although she doesn’t have kids of her own, the actress isn’t fazed by the labour scenes. “In the first take, you’re like, ‘Oh, is anything showing?’, and then by the third take, you

don’t care who’s in the room, who’s watching, where the camera’s angled!”

While Jasmin’s struggling with too much support, housewife Diane needs all the help she can get, since her husband Rick (Will Mellor) was sent to prison. “She’s coping on her own with four children and decides she needs to earn some money, so she starts child-minding for other people,” explains mother-of-one Jill Halfpenny, 40. “She’s waiting for Rick to come home and hoping things will get a bit better, and then he does come home and things get a little bit worse.”

She’s unsure their situation will ever improve. “I think they’re going to be that couple, where they have money assigned each month and if something comes in that is unexpected, like a parking ticket, it can send them into some sort of panic. That’s really frightening, but that’s how most people live.”

Midwife and new mum Vicky is also juggling a lot. “Vicky’s fella’s not around, so she’s coping as a single parent and still working long hours,” reveals Christine Bottomley. “She’s exhausted and frazzled and something happens at work, which raises the question how good she is at her job and whether she should still be doing it.”

The 36-year-old recalls spending a lot of time with midwives in preparation for the role.

“They’re brilliant women, brilliant multitaskers and I totally salute them. It’s a massive responsibility bringing new life into the world,” she enthuses. And a certain programme continues to be must-see TV in her household... “I still watch One Born Every Minute,” Bottomley admits. “I’m an addict!”

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11.30 Four in a Bed (R,S,HD). 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary (S,HD). 12.05 Four in a Bed (R,S,HD). 2.10 Fifteen To One (S,HD). General knowledge quiz. 3.10 Countdown (S,HD). 4.00 Couples Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 5.00 Four in a Bed (S,HD). 5.30 Too Many Cooks (S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors (R,S,HD). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD).

12.15 Cowboy Builders (R,S,HD). Dominic Littlewood revisits a family in Nottingham.

1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS (R,S). 3.15 Film: Jesse Stone: Stone Cold (S) (2005).

Detective drama, starring Tom Selleck. ●●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

(R) repeat (S) subtitles (HD) highdefinition

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD).

Claire slips up when talking about her past.

6.30 5 News Tonight (S,HD).

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). David is persuaded to go through with the operation.

7.30 Coronation Street (S,HD).

Phelan lies to Eileen about his digs.

7.00 Channel 4 News (S,HD).

7.30 Unreported World (S,HD). See Choices Above.

7.00 The Gadget Show (S,HD). See Choices Above. Followed by 5 News Update.

8.00 Barging Round Britain with John Sergeant (S,HD). 2/6.

The broadcaster travels along the Rochdale Canal.

8.30 Coronation Street (S,HD).

Phelan threatens Aidan after he locks horns with Jason.

8.00 George Clarke’s Amazing Caravans & Campervans (S,HD). See Choices Above.

8.00 Henry VIII and His Six Wives (S,HD). Historians Suzannah Lipscomb and Dan Jones focus on the king’s third and fourth wives, Jane Seymour, who finally gave him the son he craved, and Anne of Cleves.

Followed by 5 News Update.

9.00 The Secret (S,HD). 1/4. See Choices Above.

9.00 Gogglebox (S,HD). Capturing the households’ instant reactions to what they are watching on TV from the comfort of their own sofas.

9.00 Ben Fogle: The Great African Migration (S,HD). 2/4.

Adventurer Ben Fogle joins Dr Grant Hopcraft to find out where the wildebeest herds are and how far their four collared females have travelled on their migration.

7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Hosted

by Alex Jones.

7.30 Regional Programme (R,S,HD). Followed by Regional News.

8.00 EastEnders (S,HD). Kyle believes Stacey has revealed the truth about his past.

8.30 MasterChef (S,HD). 21/25. The last semi-final.

9.00 Have I Got News for You (S).

4/9. Jo Brand hosts the satirical quiz.

9.30 Boomers (S,HD). 6/6. See Choices Above.

9.00 Rick Stein’s Long Weekends (S,HD). 2/10. See Choices Above.

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Ben Fogle: The Great … 9pm

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 14/22.

Guest starring Ricky Gervais and Russell Brand.

6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). The real Lisa Loveday arrives.

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Gogglebox, 9pm

6.00 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.25 Party Election Broadcast (S,HD). By the Liberal Democrats.

6.30 ITV News (S); Weather.

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Barging Round Britain … 8pm

6.00 Eggheads (S,HD). 44/100. Quiz show, hosted by Jeremy Vine.

6.30 The Hairy Bikers’ Pubs That Built Britain (S,HD). 10/15.

Reliving London’s East End of the 1950s and ’60s.

7.00 Live Snooker: The World Championship (S,HD). Jason Mohammad presents coverage of the third and penultimate session of the opening semifinal.

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Two Doors Down, 10pm

6.00 BBC News at Six; Weather 6.30 Regional News (S).

6.55 Party Election Broadcast (S,HD). By the Liberal Democrats.

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10.00 BBC News at Ten (S,HD).

10.25 Regional News (S). Followed

by Regional Programme.

10.35 The Graham Norton Show (S,HD). 6/15. Guests include Paul Rudd and Seth Rogen.

10.00 Two Doors Down (S,HD). 5/6.

Christine takes extreme measures against her daughter.

10.30 Newsnight (S,HD).

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Have I Got News For You, 9pm

11.25 Witless (S,HD). 1/5. New series.

Comedy, starring Kerry Howard and Zoe Boyle.

11.55 Win a Date with Tad Hamilton! (S,HD) (2004). See Choices Above. ●●●

11.00 Weather (S,HD).

11.05 Later – with Jools Holland (S,HD). 2/7. Extended edition, with performers including Gregory Porter and Mumford & Sons.

1.25 World Snooker: Crucible Classics (S). Ronnie O’Sullivan v Barry Hawkins. 3.25 Weather for the Week Ahead (S,HD).

3.30 BBC News (S,HD).

12.05 Snooker: The World Championship (S,HD). 12.55 Sign Zone: Question Time (R,S). 1.55 Sign Zone: Elizabeth at 90 – A Family Tribute (R,S).

Birthday celebration using the Queen’s personal home movie collection. 3.25 Sign Zone: Europe: Them or Us (R,S). 4.25 This Is BBC Two (S,HD). Preview of upcoming programmes.

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10.00 ITV News at Ten (S); Weather.

10.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

10.40 Tomorrow Never Dies (S,HD) (1997). James Bond battles to stop a media mogul’s plan to start a war between Britain and China. Spy adventure, starring Pierce Brosnan, Jonathan Pryce, Teri Hatcher and Michelle Yeoh. ●●●●

12.50 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming.

3.00 Murder, She Wrote (R,S). Jessica inherits shares in an American football team. 3.50 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Textbased information service.

10.00 Flowers (S,HD). 6/6. Deborah considers her future. Last in the series.

10.40 Sarah Millican Home Bird Live (R,S,HD). Stand-up show recorded at the Newcastle Tyne Theatre, in which the comedienne shares humorous insights into her life.

10.00 Eamonn & Ruth: How the Other Half Lives (R,S,HD). 3/6.

Eamonn Holmes and Ruth Langsford discover which of life’s luxuries tempt Britain’s wealthiest people to part with their cash.

11.45 Rude Tube (S,HD). 4/10. Alex Zane presents 50 clips showcasing alternative sporting and athletic videos.

11.00 The Hotel Inspector (R,S,HD).

2/8. Alex Polizzi helps the owners of a music-themed B&B in Torquay.

12.40 Film: Mr Nice (S,HD) (2010). See Choices Above. ●●● 2.45 Lookalikes (R,S,HD). 3.10 Lookalikes (R,S,HD). 3.40 Tricks of the Restaurant Trade (R,S,HD).

4.05 Kirstie’s Fill Your House for Free (S,HD). 4.20 Location, Location, Location (R,S,HD). 5.15 Fifteen To One (R,S,HD).

12.00 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.10 Now That’s Funny! (R,S,HD).

Videos of people having very bad days. 4.00 Now That’s Funny! (R,S,HD). Internetsourced videos with an amusing family friendly hook. 4.50 House Doctor (R,S).

5.10 House Doctor (R,S). Kitchens and dining rooms. 5.35 House Doctor (R,S).

Hall and living-room makeovers.

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from Friday, April 29, 2016

GEORGE CLARKE’S AMAZING CARAVANS & CAMPERVANS 8pm, Channel 4

With the World Anti-Doping Agency deadline for Kenyan athletics to put its house in order fast approaching, Ade Adepitan hears allegations of continued doping and corruption.

ITV2

The presenter continues his look back at some of the best builds over five series of Amazing Spaces. This time he turns his attention to some of the most innovative and eccentric caravan and campervan builds he’s ever seen.

E4

Sky1

6.00 The Dog Whisperer (R,HD).

7.00 Monkey Life (R,S). 8.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue (R,S). 9.00 Nothing to Declare (R,S,HD).

10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD).

12.00 Forever (R,S,HD). 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 3.00 Flintoff: Lord of the Fries (R,S,HD). 4.00 Futurama (R,S). 5.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 5.30 Futurama (R,S).

FILM PICKS

UNREPORTED WORLD 7.30pm, Channel 4

MR NICE 12.40am, Channel 4

WIN A DATE WITH TAD HAMILTON! 11.55pm, BBC1

Biopic of Howard Marks, following his success in the 1970s drugs trade and his dealings with the IRA and British Intelligence.

Starring Rhys Ifans.

GOLD

7.00 Creature Comforts. 7.10 Sorry!. 7.45 As Time Goes By (S).

8.20 The Brittas Empire (S). 9.00 Last of the Summer Wine (S).

10.25 Comic Roots (S). 11.05 The Green Green Grass (S). 12.20 Sorry!. 1.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). 2.40 As Time Goes By (S). 3.15 The Brittas Empire (S).

4.00 Last of the Summer Wine (S). 5.20 Comic Roots (S).

A girl wins a date with a film star, much to the annoyance of her lovesick best friend.

Romantic comedy, starring Kate Bosworth.

Sky Sports 1

8.00 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 9.00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records (R,S,HD). 9.30 Psych (R,S,HD). 10.20 Royal Pains (R,S,HD). 11.15 Dinner Date (R,S).

12.15 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 1.15 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records (R,S,HD). 1.45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (S,HD). 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD).

5.50 Take Me Out (R,S,HD).

6.00 Charmed (R,S). 7.35 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 8.05 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 9.00 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S,HD). 10.00 Baby Daddy (R,S,HD). 11.00 Charmed (R,S). 1.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 4.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

5.00 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S,HD).

5.30 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S,HD).

The Matrix Reloaded, 9pm

The Big Bang Theory, 6pm

Supergirl, 8pm

Bellamy’s People, 10.15pm

FL72 Live, 7pm

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 24/24.

6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 1/24.

6.00 Futurama (R,S). 11/15.

Leela has a second eye grafted on to her face.

6.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

4/20.

6.00 The Green Green Grass (S). 7/7. Marlene’s sister pays a visit.

6.40 The Green Green Grass (S). 6/7.

6.00 The Fantasy Football Club (HD). A discussion on key fantasy football issues.

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD).

Simone and Louis come face-to-face with their long-lost daughter.

7.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (R,S,HD). 19/23.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S).

5/20. Homer and Marge parody the film Mr & Mrs Smith.

7.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

6/20.

7.20 Porridge (S). 1/6.

Fletcher helps new inmate Godber settle in.

7.00 FL72 Live (HD).

Birmingham City v Middlesbrough (Kick-off 7.45pm). Coverage of the Championship match from St Andrew’s.

8.00 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 14/22. Charlie and Evelyn hire an attorney for Alan.

8.30 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 15/22. Charlie questions Chelsea’s friendship with Brad.

8.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 2/24.

8.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3/24. Howard is asked to throw the first pitch at a baseball game.

8.00 Supergirl (S,HD). 13/20.

Kara’s life comes under threat when a parasitic alien traps her in a dream world, while Hank faces up to a Kryptonian attack.

8.00 Only Fools and Horses (S). Christmas special from 2003. The Trotters desperately need money.

9.00 The Matrix Reloaded (S,HD) (2003). As the machines threaten the last refuge of humanity, a party of freedom fighters journeys into the virtual world of the Matrix to end the war.

Sci-fi sequel, with Keanu Reeves. ●●●

9.00 Tower Heist (S,HD) (2011). The manager of an apartment complex recruits a thief to steal back his friends’ pension fund from a Wall Street fraudster. Crime comedy, starring Ben Stiller and Eddie Murphy. ●●●

9.00 The Five (S,HD). 5/10.

Slade’s life is turned upside down when he receives some devastating news, while Pru questions her decisions and Danny unearths another murder scene.

9.35 The Life of Rock with Brian Pern. 3/3. The host looks at the various causes of band splits.

7.00 You’ve Been Framed!

Goes Wild (R,S). Harry Hill presents a selection of the wildest clips submitted to the show.

10.00 The Five (S,HD). 6/10.

Mark is stunned when Slade reveals a dark secret and Danny makes a breakthrough in the case before questioning his own part in Jesse’s disappearance.

10.10 FYI Daily (HD).

10.15 The Matrix Reloaded (S,HD) (2003). Sci-fi sequel, with Keanu Reeves. ●●●

11.45 Family Guy (R,S,HD).

21/30. Quagmire proposes to Peter’s housemaid.

11.05 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 Legends (R,S,HD). 1/10.

(R,S,HD). 3/23. Sheldon Thriller, starring Sean tries to modify Penny’s Bean. behaviour.

11.35 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 4/23. Raj faces being sent back to India.

12.15 Family Guy (R,S,HD). Peter launches his own TV channel.

12.45 American Dad! (R,S,HD).

Steve suffers from back trouble.

1.15 American Dad! (R,S,HD).

1.40 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 2.05 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 2.30 Teleshopping. Home shopping.

12.00 Tattoo Fixers (R,S,HD). 1.05 Angie Tribeca (R,S). 1.35 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (R,S,HD).

2.05 Joe and Caspar Hit the Road (R,S,HD). 2.55 Tattoo Fixers (R,S,HD). 3.50 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 4.10 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD).

Radio 1 6.30am The Radio 1

12.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD).

McGarrett helps Grover track down a friend-turned-murder suspect.

1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 2.00 Forever (R,S,HD). 3.00 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder (R,S). 4.00 Nothing to Declare (R,S). 4.30 Nothing to Declare (R,S). 5.00 Emergency Abroad (R,S,HD).

10.15 Barclays Premier League Preview (HD).

The weekend’s fixtures.

10.45 The Fantasy Football Club (HD). A discussion on key fantasy football issues.

11.35 Nighty Night (S). 4/6.

Jill’s world falls apart.

11.40 First Utility Super League Highlights (HD). Huddersfield Giants v Leeds Rhinos.

11.55 Sky Scholars: Quillan Isidore (HD). A profile of the BMX rider.

12.15 15 Storeys High (S). A drunken Vince steals from the pub.

12.55 Dylan Moran: Like, Totally.

Stand-up material from the comedian’s 2006 tour. 2.00 Rex the Runt. 2.10 The Mighty Boosh (S).

2.50 Nighty Night (S). 3.20 15 Storeys High (S). A drunken Vince steals from the pub. 4.10 Close

12.05 Live MLS (HD). New York Red Bulls v FC Dallas (Kick-off 12.00am). 2.15 The Fantasy Football Club (HD). 3.15 Barclays Premier League Preview (HD).

3.45 First Utility Super League Highlights (HD). 4.00 Football League Gold (S,HD).

7.45 A Girl Called Jack. By Sarah

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Film4

11.00 Four Guns to the Border (1954). ●● 12.40 I Was Monty’s Double (1958). ●●●● 2.40 It Came from Beneath the Sea (HD) (1954). ●●● 4.15 The Spy Who Came in from the Cold (HD) (1965). ●●●●

6.30 Star Trek (HD) (2009). ●●●● 9.00 The Way Way Back (HD) (2013).

Premiere. An awkward teenager starts to assert his independence when he befriends a water park employee during a family holiday. Drama, starring Liam James. ●●●● 11.05 Lovelace (HD) (2013). Biopic of the 1970s porn star, contrasting her rise to fame with the dark account of exploitation that would later come to light. With Amanda Seyfried. ●●●

12.50 Scary Movie (HD) (2000). ●●● 2.30 Rec 3: Genesis (HD) (2012). ●●●

10.15 Bellamy’s People. 1/8.

Comedy, starring Rhys Thomas as a radio phone-in host.

10.55 The Mighty Boosh (S).

2/6. Vince tries to impress his new punk mates.

the Week: Respectable. 10.00

Morgan.

12.00 Live Super Rugby (HD).

2.00 Barclays Premier League Legends (HD). 2.30 Football Gold (S,HD). 3.30 La Liga Show (HD).

4.00 Barclays Premier League Legends (HD). 4.30 Barclays Premier League World (S,HD).

5.00 Game Changers Special: Prince Harry’s Invictus Games (HD). 5.30 Football Freestyler (S,HD).

World Servi

5.20 Shippi

BBC4

7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather. The day’s leading stories.

7.30 BBC Young Musician 2016 (HD). Five brass musicians compete.

9.00 The Dave Clark Five and Beyond: Glad All Over (R,HD).

Documentary looking at the impact and legacy of the London band on the American music scene in the 1960s, when they spearheaded the British invasion alongside the Beatles.

10.55 Big in America: British Hits in the USA (R).

11.55 Cilla at the BBC (R). Memorable TV appearances

by Cilla Black.

12.55 The Dave Clark Five and Beyond: Glad All Over (R,HD). 2.50 Big in America: British Hits in the USA (R).

FRIDAY APR 29

Forecast.

The Showground has two large exhibition Halls along with 3 large drive-in buildings, cattle sheds and 100s of outside stands all over the showground. Ther are items from £1 to £10,000, Period furniture to include Period Oak, Mahogany and Pine along with many Painted items.

Paintings to include Oils Watercolours, Drawings and Pastels, silver, gold, treen, bronzes, objects of virtue, sculpture, vintage retro clothing, important coins, medals, stamps, postcards, clocks, Victorian dolls & toys and thousands of collectables all over the showground. The fair will have a large selection of vintage items for the antique home.

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WEEKEND 67

TV PICKS

THE RACK PACK 9.30pm, BBC2

Comedy drama based on the glory days of professional snooker in the 1980s and the rivalry between Alex ‘Hurricane’ Higgins and Steve Davis. Luke Treadaway stars.

BBC1

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6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live (S,HD). 11.30 MasterChef (R,S,HD). 12.00 BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 12.10 Football Focus (S,HD).

12.50 Saturday Sportsday (S,HD).

1.00 Live Snooker: The World Championship (S,HD). The opening semifinal is set to reach a conclusion. 4.30 Final Score (S,HD). 5.10 BBC News (S,HD). 5.20 Regional News (S,HD). 5.25 Can’t Touch This (S,HD).

NCIS: NEW ORLEANS 7pm, Channel 5

It’s Christmas in the Big Easy, but there isn’t a lot of cheer around. One victim – the wife of a Navy commander – is found dead following one such robbery, and it’s up to Pride and his team to find the killer. One of the stolen items is a laptop containing top-secret data, so recovering that becomes a priority.

BBC2

9.30 The Women’s Football Show (R,S,HD). 10.00 Live Snooker: The World Championship (S,HD). 12.00 Rick Stein: From Venice to Istanbul (R,S,HD). 1.00 Bargain Hunt (R,S,HD). 2.00 Escape to the Continent (R,S,HD). 3.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Pubs That Built Britain (R,S,HD).

3.30 Bake Off: Creme de la Creme (R,S,HD). 4.30 Live Snooker: The World Championship (S,HD). 5.30 Antiques Road Trip (R,S,HD).

MICHAEL MCINTYRE’S BIG SHOW 7.05pm, BBC1

CASUALTY 8.50pm, BBC1

Fate conspires to bring Max and Zoe together as a team when Mercedes’s son Connor is taken by Shelle. Meanwhile, Rita is bothered by Mark’s lingering presence, but resist’s Iain’s advice to get the police involved, and panic surges through the Emergency Department.

The comedian hosts another evening of entertainment at London’s Theatre Royal, this time featuring music by Rod Stewart and James Morrison.

ITV

6.00 CITV. 8.25 ITV News (S). 8.30 Weekend (S,HD). 9.25 Murder, She Wrote (R,S,HD). 11.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). 12.20 ITV News and Weather (S).

12.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S). 1.35 BBQ Champ (R,S,HD). 2.40 Film: Smokey and the Bandit (S,HD) (1977). Comedy, starring Burt Reynolds and Jackie Gleason. ●●●● 4.25 The Wine Show (S,HD). 5.30 Regional News (S). 5.40 ITV News and Weather (S).

Channel 4

7.30 Caterham Motorsport (S,HD). 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 9.00 The Morning Line (S,HD). 10.00 Frasier (R,S). 11.00 The Superhumans Show (S,HD). 11.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 12.25 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 1.30 Channel 4 Racing (S,HD).

4.10 A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun (S,HD). 5.10 Channel 4 News (S,HD). 5.30 Formula 1: Russian Grand Prix Qualifying Highlights (S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 8.55 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (S,HD). 9.25 The Saturday Show Live (S,HD). 11.30 Funniest Fails, Falls & Flops (R,S,HD). 12.00 Now That’s Funny! (R,S,HD). 2.00 Celebs on Benefits: Fame to Claim (R,S,HD). Household names who have hit hard times, including former Corrie star Bruce Jones. 3.00 Benefits: Yorkshire Dole (R,S,HD). 4.00 Benefits: The Millionaire Shoplifter (R,S,HD). 5.00 Benefit House: Me & My 26 Kids (R,S).

(R) repeat (S) subtitles (HD) highdefinition

7.00 NCIS: New Orleans (S,HD).

11/24. See Choices Above.

8.00 Britain’s Got Talent (S,HD).

See Choices Above.

8.00 Coastal Walks with My Dog (S,HD). 1/2. The first of two programmes in which celebrities and their canine companions showcase Britain’s coastal beauty spots, beginning with trips in North Devon, Pembrokeshire and Dorset.

8.00 NCIS (S,HD). 11/24. The team investigates a series of copy-cat killings.

8.55 5 News Weekend (S,HD).

9.15 Play to the Whistle (S,HD).

3/6. Sports-based comedy panel show, hosted by Holly Willoughby.

9.00 The Sweeney (S,HD) (2012).

See Choices Above. ●●●

9.00 The Championship: Football League Tonight (S,HD). Kelly Cates and George Riley present extended highlights of the weekend’s matches from the Championship, including Sheffield Wednesday v Cardiff City.

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7.00 Great Canal Journeys (R,S,HD). 1/3. Timothy West and Prunella Scales embark on more waterway adventures.

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7.00 Bang on the Money (S,HD).

3/8. Rickie Haywood-Williams and Melvin Odoom host the game show.

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7.00 Live Snooker: The World Championship (S,HD). Hazel Irvine presents coverage of the fourth and final session of the second semi-final. Subsequent programmes subject to change.

7.05 Michael McIntyre’s Big Show (S,HD). 3/6. See Choices Above.

8.00 The National Lottery: Win Your Wish List (S,HD). Game show in which two contestants try to bag their dream prizes.

8.50 Casualty (S,HD). 33/43. See Choices Above.

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6.00 You’ve Been Framed! Bites Back! (S). An angry wife throws a dart into her husband’s leg.

9.40 Mrs Brown’s Boys (R,S,HD).

3/6. Agnes looks after a robotic baby.

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Play to the Whistle, 9.15pm

6.30 Dad’s Army (R,S). 12/13. A secret weapon goes haywire and threatens Walmington-onSea.

10.10 BBC News; Weather (S,HD).

10.30 Match of the Day (S,HD). Gary Lineker presents highlights from the Premier League, including Newcastle United v Crystal Palace at St James’ Park and Stoke City v Sunderland at the Britannia Stadium.

Followed by National Lottery Update.

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The Rack Pack, 9.30pm

6.15 Pointless Celebrities (S,HD).

4/7. With Keith Chegwin and Nicholas Parsons.

11.50 Peter Kay’s Comedy Shuffle (R,S,HD). 2/6. More classic moments from the comedian’s career over the past 20 years.

11.00 QI XL (S,HD). 5/16. Extended edition. With Josh Widdicombe, Jo Brand and Phill Jupitus.

11.35 Welcome to Collinwood (S) (2002). Crime comedy remake, starring Sam Rockwell. ●●●

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Casualty, 8.50pm

12.20 World Snooker: Crucible Classics (S). Neil Robertson v Judd Trump. 2.20 Weather for the Week Ahead (S,HD).

2.25 BBC News (S,HD).

1.00 Film: The Abominable Snowman (S,HD) (1957). Hammer horror, starring Peter Cushing. ●●● 2.25 This Is BBC Two (S,HD). Preview of upcoming programmes.

9.30 The Rack Pack (S). See Choices Above.

Coastal Walks with My Dog, 8pm

10.00 ITV News and Weather (S); Weather.

10.15 Fast & Furious (S,HD) (2009).

A fugitive and an FBI agent are forced to work together once again to bring a killer to justice.

Thriller sequel, with Vin Diesel, Paul Walker and Michelle Rodriguez. ●●●

12.10 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming.

3.00 Murder, She Wrote (R,S,HD). George Clooney guest stars. 3.50 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Text-based information service.

NCIS, 8pm 6.00 5 News Weekend (S,HD).

6.05 NCIS: Los Angeles (S,HD).

24/24. The team tries to find out why Hetty resigned.

10.00 Goal Rush: Football League Tonight (S,HD). A round-up of all the goals from League One and League Two. 10.30 NCIS: Greatest Ever Episodes (R,S). 8/24. Ziva and Tony pose as assassins.

11.10 Transporter 2 (S,HD) (2005).

Action thriller sequel, starring Jason Statham. ●●●

11.20 NCIS: Greatest Ever Episodes (R,S). 9/24. Tony is accused of murder.

12.50 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (R,S). A Mexican restaurant in West Nyack, New York. 1.45 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD).

Omnibus. Holly is desperate to save Cleo.

3.50 Location, Location, Location (R,S,HD). 4.45 The Food Chain (R,S,HD).

5.10 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems (R,S,HD).

5.20 Four Rooms (R,S,HD).

12.15 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.10 Grannies Make You Laugh Out Loud (R,S,HD). Internet videos featuring pensioners doing bizarre and humorous things. 4.00 Budgies Make You Laugh Out Loud (R,S,HD). 4.50 Divine Designs (R,S). 5.15 HouseBusters (R,S).

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Ant and Dec introduce the talent show’s fourth round of auditions, as more wouldbe stars hope to win the approval of Amanda Holden, Simon Cowell, David Walliams and Alesha Dixon.

ITV2

8.55 Coronation Street (S,HD).

11.20 Britain’s Got Talent (R,S,HD). 12.40 Britain’s Got More Talent (R,S,HD). 1.40 The Almost Impossible Gameshow (R,S,HD). 2.40 Scorpion (S,HD).

3.35 Film: The Flintstones (S,HD) (1994). ●● 4.45 FYI Daily (HD).

4.50 Film: The Flintstones (S,HD) (1994). Concluded. ●● 5.20 Film: Liar Liar (S,HD) (1997). ●●●●

THE SWEENEY 9pm, Channel 4

Arsenal v Norwich City (Kick-off 5.30pm). All the action from the Premier League clash at the Emirates Stadium. The Gunners’ title challenge has faded in recent weeks, but the north London side are still in the fight for a top-four place.

E4

9.00 Joe & Caspar Hit the Road (R,S,HD). 10.00 Suburgatory (R,S,HD). 11.00 Baby Daddy (R,S,HD). 12.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 1.00 The Goldbergs (R,S,HD). 2.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (R,S,HD).

3.30 Film: St Trinian’s 2: The Legend of Fritton’s Gold (S,HD) (2009). ●● 5.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD).

Sky1

6.00 Ashley Banjo’s Secret Street Crew (R,S,HD). 7.45 Game Changers Special: Prince Harry’s Invictus Games (HD). 8.30 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo (R,HD). 9.00 The Fantasy Football Club (HD).

10.00 Soccer AM (HD). 12.00 The F1 Show (HD). 12.30 Captain America: Civil War – Special (HD). 1.00 Futurama (R,S). 5.00 Supergirl (R,S,HD).

FILM PICK

BRITAIN’S GOT TALENT 8pm, ITV

An insubordinate detective and his loyal partner set out to stop a series of robberies across London. While they try to bring the criminals to justice, they come under investigation themselves as their unorthodox methods are met with disapproval from their superiors. Crime thriller based on the 1970s TV series, with Ray Winstone, Ben Drew, Damian Lewis, Hayley Atwell, Steven Mackintosh, Alan Ford, Paul Anderson and Steven Waddington.

GOLD

7.00 Blandings (S). 8.49 Creature Comforts. Interviews with birds.

9.00 Film: Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man (1951).

Comedy, also starring Arthur Franz. ●● 10.45 Film: Private’s Progress (1956). Comedy, starring Ian Carmichael. ●●●● 12.40 Porridge (S). Fletcher helps new inmate Godber settle in. 1.15 Only Fools and Horses (S).

Britain’s Got … 9.15pm

Insidious, 9pm

Attenborough at 90, 9pm

The Office, 9pm

6.25 FYI Daily (HD).

6.30 Liar Liar (S,HD) (1997).

Concluded. ●●●●

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 19/23.

6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 20/23.

6.00 The Flash (R,S,HD).

18/23. Barry believes he is fast enough to stop Zoom.

6.15 Only Fools and Horses (S). Christmas special from 1982.

6.50 Only Fools and Horses (S). 1/3.

7.05 Paranoia (S,HD) (2013).

Thriller, starring Liam Hemsworth, Gary Oldman and Harrison Ford. ●●

7.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 21/23.

7.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 22/23. Penny makes a surprising revelation.

7.00 David Attenborough’s Wild City (HD). 1/2. Part one of two. The veteran broadcaster examines the wildlife of Singapore.

8.05 FYI Daily (HD).

8.10 Paranoia (S,HD) (2013).

Concluded. ●●

8.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 23/23. Leonard and Penny discuss their future together.

8.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 1/23.

8.00 David Attenborough’s Wild City (HD). 2/2. Part two of two. The veteran broadcaster examines the wildlife of Singapore.

9.15 Britain’s Got More Talent (S,HD). Stephen Mulhern hosts the companion show to the talent competition, going behind the scenes to uncover all the latest news, views and gossip from the programme.

9.00 Insidious (S,HD) (2010).

A family driven from their house by a haunting discover the spirits have followed them to their new home and put their son into a coma. Horror, with Patrick Wilson and Rose Byrne. ●●●

9.00 The Office (S). 1/6. The 9.00 Attenborough at 90: first episode of the Behind the Lens (HD). A award-winning comedy. profile of broadcaster and naturalist David 9.40 The Office (S). 2/6. A girl Attenborough, whose starts her work career has included being experience. controller of BBC Two and making numerous groundbreaking wildlife programmes.

10.00 Micky Flanagan’s Detour de France (R,S,HD). 3/4. Micky and Noel continue their French journey.

10.15 Celebrity Juice: 80s Special (R,S,HD). With Gremlins star Zach Galligan and singers Billy Ocean and Myleene Klass.

8.20 Only Fools and Horses (S). 7/7. Del and Rodney have a festive night out.

10.20 The Office (S). 3/6.

Passions run high at the annual quiz.

Sky Sports 1

7.30 Barclays Premier League Preview (HD). 8.00 Game Changers Special: Prince Harry’s Invictus Games (HD). 8.30 Nick Kicks (HD). 9.00 The Fantasy Football Club (HD). 10.00 Soccer AM (HD). 12.00 FL72 Live (HD).

2.45 Live PRO12 Rugby Union (HD). 5.00 Live Ford Saturday Night Football (HD). See Choices Above.

FL72 Live, 12pm

10.00 SNF – Match Choice (HD). Sarah-Jane Mee presents extended highlights from the Premier League, allowing viewers to access the latest round of top-flight fixtures.

11.30 SNF – Match Choice (HD). Extended highlights from the Premier League.

12.00 Family Guy (R,S,HD). 12.30 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 1.00 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 1.30 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD).

1.55 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 2.20 @elevenish (R,S,HD). 2.40 Teleshopping.

Home shopping. 5.40 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

1.00 Sky Sports Boxing Gold (S,HD). Carl Froch v George Groves.

1.30 Sky Sports Boxing Gold (S,HD). Lucian Bute v Carl Froch.

2.00 Live Fight Night International (HD). James DeGale v Rogelio Medina. 5.30 Premier League 100 Club (S,HD).

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12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD).

A convicted Cuban spy escapes from US custody. 1.00 Limitless (R,S,HD). 2.00 Arrow (R,S,HD). 3.00 Strike Back: Vengeance (R,S,HD).

4.00 Inside Gatwick (R,S,HD).

5.00 Nothing to Declare (R,S).

5.30 Nothing to Declare (R,S).

11.30 From Our Own Correspondent.

12.15 Film: Being John Malkovich (1999). Fantasy comedy, starring John Cusack. ●●●●● 2.30 The League of Gentlemen (S).

The nosebleed epidemic claims another victim. 3.09 Rex the Runt.

3.20 The Office (S). The first episode of the award-winning comedy. 4.00 Close motivation of a person making the

6.20 The Core (HD) (2003). ●●● 9.00 American Reunion (HD) (2012). Old friends attending a high-school reunion make disastrous attempts to relive their teens.

Comedy sequel to the American Pie movies, with Jason Biggs and Alyson Hannigan. ●● 11.10 Metallica: Through the Never (HD) (2013). Premiere.

A roadie for the heavy metal band is sent on an errand that turns into a surreal adventure.

Thriller, starring Dane DeHaan. ●●●

1.00 The Omen (HD) 8.00 SNF – Game of the Day (1976). ●●●● (HD). Sarah-Jane Mee presents a full re-run of the day’s top Premier League match.

11.05 Gogglebox (R,S,HD).

11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 11.00 Bill Hicks Live: 11.05 Family Guy (R,S,HD).

Revelations. A 1993 6/13.

18/22. The team 22/30. Peter loses performance by the uncovers evidence of a interest in Lois.

11.55 Gogglebox (R,S,HD). stand-up comedian. slave-trading operation.

8/13. A look at Bouncers, 11.35 Family Guy (R,S,HD).

Question Time and 15/30. Brian gets a job at Shaun Ryder on UFOs. The New Yorker.

12.40 The Inbetweeners (R,S,HD). 1.10 The Inbetweeners (R,S,HD). 1.45 Tattoo Fixers (R,S,HD). Alice reworks dog-lover William’s cover. 2.45 Rude Tube (R,S,HD). 3.40 Gogglebox (R,S,HD). 4.20 A to Z (R,S,HD). 4.40 Revenge (R,S,HD). The Graysons host a masquerade ball.

Film4

11.00 Carry On Dick (1974). ●●● 1.00 Chalet Girl (HD) (2011). ●●●● 2.55 Horton Hears a Who! (HD) (2008). ●●●● 4.35 The Spy Next Door (HD) (2010). ●●●

BBC4

7.00 A History of Ancient Britain (R,HD). Stone Age monuments in Britain and Ireland.

8.00 Natural World: The Real Jungle Book Bear (R,HD). India’s sloth bear, the inspiration for The Jungle Book’s Baloo.

9.00 Hinterland (HD). Mathias is called in when a bus driver is found shot to death on a mountainside, while he has to deal with a visit from his estranged wife and an investigation by the IPCC. 10.30 Dancing Cheek to Cheek: An Intimate History of Dance (R,HD).

11.30 Synth Britannia at the BBC (R).

12.30 Synth Britannia (R).

2.00 Film: Joy Division (2008). ●●●●

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TV PICKS

PAUL MERTON’S SECRET STATIONS 8pm, Channel 4

The comedian takes a tour of Britain’s request stop stations to find out why they are there, beginning in the Scottish Highlands.

BBC1

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9.00 The Andrew Marr Show (S,HD).

10.00 The Big Questions (S,HD). 11.00 Regional Programme (S). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S,HD). 1.00 BBC News (S,HD). 1.15 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S,HD). 2.15 Money for Nothing (S,HD). 3.00 Escape to the Country (R,S,HD). 3.45 Points of View (S,HD). 4.00 Songs of Praise (S,HD).

4.35 David Attenborough Meets President Obama (R,S,HD). 5.15 Pointless Celebrities (R,S,HD).

So far in this series, the presenter has appeared to be having mostly a great time, hanging out with fellow Salvation Army volunteers. However, this week’s final episode is a rather more downbeat and moving affair as O’Grady spends time at a hospice for the terminally ill.

BBC2

6.15 The Great Chelsea Garden Challenge (R,S,HD). 7.15 This Farming Life (R,S,HD). 8.15 An Island Parish (R,S,HD). 8.45 The Beechgrove Garden (S,HD). 9.15 Countryfile (R,S,HD). 10.15 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites (S). 11.45 The Hairy Bikers’ Asian Adventure (R,S,HD). 12.15 MOTD2 Extra (S,HD). 1.00 Flog It! (R,S,HD). 2.00 Live Snooker: The World Championship (S,HD). The opening session of the final at the Crucible Theatre.

HOME FIRES 9pm, ITV

The villagers prepare for harvest time, but Steph faces losing the farm if she cannot meet her quota. A newcomer to the community stirs up tension between Sarah and Frances.

ITV

6.00 CITV. 8.25 ITV News (S). 8.30 Weekend (S,HD). 9.25 Murder, She Wrote (R,S,HD). 11.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). 12.25 ITV News and Weather (S).

12.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD).

1.35 All Star Family Fortunes (R,S,HD).

2.20 Fierce (R,S,HD). 3.20 Britain’s Got Talent (R,S,HD). The talent show’s fourth round of auditions. 4.35 Midsomer Murders (R,S,HD). Jones infiltrates a cult to investigate a woman’s disappearance.

INDIAN SUMMERS 9pm, Channel 4

Alice and Aafrin plan to flee the country, and Cynthia offers to help them escape to Australia. However, Charlie comes dangerously close to uncovering their plan.

Ian drowns his sorrows following Sooni’s decision, which leads him to accidentally stumble on a surprising revelation.

Channel 4

6.15 The King of Queens (R,S). 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S).

8.30 Frasier (R,S). 9.30 Sunday Brunch (S,HD). 12.30 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces (R,S,HD). A beach-themed holiday retreat in a back garden. 1.30 Channel 4 Racing (S,HD). Including the 1,000 Guineas at 3.40. 4.00 Location, Location, Location (R,S,HD). 5.00 A Place in the Sun (R,S). 5.45 Channel 4 News (S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.55 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (S,HD). 10.30 The Championship: Football League Tonight (R,S,HD). 11.30 Goal Rush: Football League Tonight (R,S,HD). 12.00 The Gadget Show (R). 1.05 Film: Another Cinderella Story (S,HD) (2008). ●●● 2.50 Film: Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (S,HD) (2011). See Choices Above. ●● 4.30 Film: Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (S,HD) (2009). ●●●

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7.00 Live Snooker: The World Championship (S,HD). Hazel Irvine presents all the action from the second session of the final. Subsequent programmes subject to change.

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6.10 Now That’s Funny! (S,HD).

9/20. A bride gets cold feet at the altar.

7.00 Countryfile (S,HD). Ellie Harrison visits Dorset’s South Haven Peninsula. Including Weather For The Week Ahead.

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12

Penn & Teller: Fool Us in … 8pm

6.00 Formula 1: Russian Grand Prix Highlights (S,HD). Action from the race at the Sochi Autodrom.

8.00 Antiques Roadshow (S,HD).

26/26. Fiona Bruce presents the show from Lyme Park in Cheshire, where items brought in to be valued include pistols and a portrait of actress Sarah Bernhardt. Last in the series.

▼

after

Indian Summers, 9pm

6.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.45 ITV News and Weather (S).

6.55 The Chase Celebrity Special (S,HD). With Mikey North.

9.00 Undercover (S,HD). 5/6. See Choices Above.

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11

The Durrells, 8pm

6.00 Natural World: Meet the Moose Family (R,S,HD). The story of a mother moose bringing up her calf in the Canadian Rockies.

10.00 BBC News (S,HD).

10.20 Regional News (S).

10.30 Match of the Day 2 (S,HD).

Mark Chapman reviews the latest Premier League action, featuring Manchester United v Leicester City, Southampton v Manchester City and Swansea City v Liverpool.

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10

Rabbit-Proof Fence, 11pm

6.00 Paul O’Grady: The Sally Army and Me (S,HD). 6/6.

See Choices Above.

6.30 BBC News (S,HD).

6.50 Regional News (S).

11.40 The Last Castle (S,HD) (2001).

Prison thriller, starring Robert Redford and James Gandolfini. ●●●

11.00 Rabbit-Proof Fence (S,HD) (2002). Fact-based Australian drama, starring Everlyn Sampi. ●●●●

11.20 Premiership Rugby Union (HD). Action from the 21st round of fixtures.

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6 7 8 9

Antiques Roadshow, 8pm

1.45 World Snooker: Crucible Classics (S). Neil Robertson v Mark Selby. 3.45 Weather for the Week Ahead (S,HD).

3.50 BBC News (S,HD).

12.25 Sign Zone: Countryfile (R,S). The landscapes that inspired Shakespeare. 1.25 Sign Zone: Holby City (R,S). Arthur rallies when Morven’s dad is admitted with liver disease. 2.25 This Is BBC Two (S,HD).

Preview of upcoming programmes.

12.15 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming.

3.00 Motorsport UK (HD). Highlights from Brands Hatch. 3.50 ITV Nightscreen (HD).

Text-based information service. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). Guests air their differences.

7.05 The Secret Life of Puppies (R,S,HD). 1/2. Two-part documentary following puppies’ first year of life.

8.00 The Durrells (S,HD). 5/6. The family faces the unwanted arrival of a domineering aunt.

Love is in the air for Larry and Margo, while Gerry is more concerned with his newly acquired owlets.

8.00 Paul Merton’s Secret Stations (S,HD). 1/3. See Choices Above.

8.00 Penn & Teller: Fool Us in Vegas (S,HD). 9/13. A man who designed tricks for top magicians performs his own act.

8.55 5 News Weekend (S,HD).

9.00 Home Fires (S,HD). 5/6. See Choices Above.

9.00 Indian Summers (S,HD). 8/10.

See Choices Above.

9.00 Elysium (S,HD) (2013).

Premiere. A man living in poverty on a ruined Earth fights to gain access to a space station inhabited by a wealthy elite.

Sci-fi thriller, starring Matt Damon and Jodie Foster. ●●●

10.00 ITV News and Weather (S); Weather.

10.20 Sugar Free Farm (R,S,HD). 1/3.

Six famous faces undertake a dietary experiment to live without sugar for two weeks, moving into a farm, where they work in return for healthy, wholesome food.

10.00 Gogglebox (R,S,HD). The households’ opinions on recent TV. 10.55 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown (R,S,HD). 5/17.

Jimmy Carr hosts the comedy panel show’s version of the words-and-numbers quiz.

11.10 Drive Angry (S,HD) (2011).

Fantasy thriller, starring Nicolas Cage. ●●●

12.00 Film: Red Lights (S,HD) (2012).

Thriller, starring Cillian Murphy. ●● 2.00 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 2.30 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 2.55 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 3.25 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 3.50 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 4.20 Four Rooms (R,S,HD). 5.15 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures (R,S,HD).

5.20 Fifteen To One (R,S,HD).

1.00 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.10 The Tube: Going Underground (R,S,HD). The installation of a new escalator causes problems at Walthamstow. 4.00 Great Scientists (R,S).

4.25 Great Scientists (R,S). 4.50 Great Artists (R,S). 5.15 Divine Designs (R,S).

5.45 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.50 Angels of Jarm (R,S).

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LIVE FORD SUPER SUNDAY 1pm, Sky Sports 1

New evidence emerges that could prove Rudy’s innocence, but Nick is unable to stop a vital piece of information being revealed that threatens everything Maya has worked towards.

ITV2

11.50 Take Me Out (R,S,HD). 1.20 Catchphrase (R,S,HD). 2.05 Film: Charlotte’s Web (S,HD) (2006). ●●● 3.05 FYI Daily (HD). 3.10 Film: Charlotte’s Web (S,HD) (2006). Concluded. ●●● 3.55 Film: Liar Liar (S,HD) (1997). ●●●● 4.55 FYI Daily (HD). 5.00 Film: Liar Liar (S,HD) (1997). ●●●● 5.40 Britain’s Got Talent (R,S,HD).

Manchester United v Leicester City (Kick-off 2.05pm). Coverage of the Premier League encounter at Old Trafford. Claudio Ranieri’s side have been in sensational form all season, and they could move a step closer to their first-ever top-flight silverware with victory here.

E4

6.00 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S,HD).

7.35 Suburgatory (R,S,HD). 8.30 Baby Daddy (R,S,HD). 9.00 The Goldbergs (R,S,HD). 10.30 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 1.00 Made in Chelsea (R,S,HD). 2.00 Joe & Caspar Hit the Road (R,S,HD).

3.00 Film: Mr Popper’s Penguins (S,HD) (2011). Family comedy, starring Jim Carrey. ●●● 5.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD).

Sky1

6.00 Hour of Power (R,HD). 7.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue (R,S). 8.00 Monkey Life (R,S). 9.00 Supergirl (R,S,HD). 10.00 The Flash (R,S,HD).

11.00 WWE: Raw (HD). 12.00 David Attenborough’s Kingdom of Plants (R,S,HD). 3.00 Micro Monsters with David Attenborough (R,S,HD). 5.30 The Simpsons (R,S). Moe refurbishes the bar. With the voices of REM.

ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS: CHIPWRECKED 2.50pm, Channel 5

FILM PICK

UNDERCOVER 9pm, BBC1

The singing rodents cause mayhem while performing on a tropical cruise, before they find themselves stranded on a desert island. As they search for a way to get back to civilisation, it becomes clear that they are not alone. Comedy sequel, starring Jason Lee and Jenny Slate, with the voices of Justin Long, Matthew Gray Gubler, Jesse McCartney, Amy Poehler and Anna Faris.

GOLD

7.00 Cheers (S). 9.00 ’Allo ’Allo!

(S). 10.53 Creature Comforts.

Animals discuss work. 11.10 Film: Abbott and Costello Go to Mars (1953). An escaped gangster causes problems for the duo during a disastrous interstellar journey.

Comedy, starring Bud Abbott, Lou Costello, Robert Paige and Mari Blanchard. ●● 12.40 Only Fools and Horses (S).

Liar Liar, 3.55pm

Marvel’s Agents … 9pm

NCIS: Los Angeles, 10pm

Men in Black, 9.30pm

6.55 Britain’s Got More Talent (R,S,HD).

Stephen Mulhern hosts the companion show to the talent competition.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 4/23. Raj faces being sent back to India.

6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3/24.

6.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 16/24.

6.30 The Simpsons (S,HD).

6.05 Only Fools and Horses (S). 7/7. Del and Rodney have a festive night out.

6.50 Only Fools and Horses (S).

7.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 19/24. Leonard and Sheldon try to meet one of their idols.

7.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 20/24.

7.00 Wild Things (S,HD). 4/8.

Game show in which contestants tackle an obstacle course dressed as woodland creatures.

8.00 Skyfall (S,HD) (2012).

James Bond hunts the mastermind behind a terrorist attack on MI6, and discovers a former agent with revenge in mind. Thriller, starring Daniel Craig. ●●●●●

8.00 The Big Bang Theory: 200 Big Ones (R,S,HD).

Behind-the-scenes tribute as the comedy celebrates its 200th episode.

8.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 17/24.

8.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo (S,HD). 5/8. Lee Mack hosts the comedy panel game.

8.05 Only Fools and Horses (S). Christmas special from 1987 in which Del sets out to find his dear departed mother’s treasure trove.

9.05 FYI Daily (HD).

9.10 Skyfall (S,HD) (2012).

Concluded. ●●●●●

9.00 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD (S,HD). 17/22.

Daisy recruits the Secret Warriors for a mission, while the other agents begin to mistrust everyone as they learn more about Hive.

9.00 Hawaii Five-0 (S,HD).

19/22. Grover is forced to take himself and his family off the grid without notice when he discovers that an enemy from his FBI undercover days has tracked him down.

9.30 Men in Black (1997). A cop joins a secret force policing aliens on Earth, and teams up with a veteran partner to track down a giant insect. Sci-fi comedy, starring Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones. ●●●●

10.55 Family Guy (R,S,HD).

Peter is arrested and charged with a hate crime.

10.00 Tattoo Fixers (R,S,HD).

11/15. Alice reworks dog-lover William’s cover after he betrayed his furry friends in ink, and Sketch slaps a new tattoo on Jules, who is branded with the palmprint of her ex.

10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (S,HD). 19/24. Callen and the team attempt to reach out to a child who is in grave danger when they uncover a terrorist cell that is brainwashing children.

6.00 Football Gold (S,HD).

6.30 SNF – Match Choice (HD). 9.30 The Sunday Supplement (HD). 11.00 Goals on Sunday (HD). A review of Saturday’s football action.

1.00 Live Ford Super Sunday (HD). See Choices Above. 4.15 Live Ford Super Sunday (HD).

Southampton v Manchester City (Kick-off 4.30pm).

Live Ford Super Sunday, 1pm

7.00 Football League Goals (HD). A round-up of recent matches.

11.00 The Force: Manchester 11.20 The Life of Rock with Brian Pern. 1/3. Spoof (R,S,HD). Officers are rock documentary. called to a fight in Stockport.

12.20 Family Guy (R,S,HD). Peter starts his own religion. 12.45 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 1.10 American Dad! (R,S,HD). Stan is furious to learn Francine was once engaged. 1.40 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 2.05 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 2.30 Teleshopping. Home shopping.

12.00 Air Ambulance ER (R,S,HD).

A car plummets 30ft into a ravine in rural Oxfordshire. 1.00 Road Wars (R,S). 2.00 DC’s Legends of Tomorrow (R,S,HD). 3.00 Strike Back: Vengeance (R,S,HD). 4.00 Inside Gatwick (R,S,HD). 5.00 Nothing to Declare (R,S). 5.30 Nothing to Declare (R,S).

12.00 The Life of Rock with Brian Pern. 12.40 The Life of Rock with Brian Pern. 1.20 Bellamy’s People. 2.00 Bellamy’s People. 2.40 The Life of Rock with Brian Pern. 3.15 The Life of Rock with Brian Pern. 3.48 Creature Comforts. 4.00 Close

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11.00 The Great St Trinian’s Train Robbery (1966). ●● 1.00 Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (HD) (2009). ●●● 2.50 Millions (HD) (2004). ●●●● 4.45 Cheaper By the Dozen (HD) (2003). ●●

6.45 School of Rock (HD) (2003). ●●●● 9.00 Bridesmaids (HD) (2011). A disorganised woman takes charge of her best friend’s bridal party, but the wife of the groom’s boss causes problems.

Comedy, with Kristen Wiig, Rose Byrne and Melissa McCarthy. ●●●● 11.25 Byzantium (HD) (2012). Two female vampires come to a seaside town in search of a hiding place, but find their past catching up with them. Horror, starring Gemma Arterton. ●●●●

1.45 Damien: Omen II 8.00 City Slickers (HD). A (HD) (1978). ●●● look at the rise of Manchester City in recent years.

8.30 Live MLS (HD). Portland Timbers v Toronto FC (Kick-off 8.30pm).

10.30 Ford Football Special (HD). Manchester United v Leicester City and Southampton v Manchester City.

Highlights of the Premier League matches at Old Trafford and White Hart Lane respectively.

11.00 The Inbetweeners 11.25 Family Guy (R,S,HD).

(R,S,HD). 1/6. First-ever 23/30. Meg becomes episode of the comedy, Mayor West’s intern. starring Simon Bird.

11.50 Family Guy (R,S,HD).

17/30. Lois discovers that 11.35 The Inbetweeners (R,S,HD). 2/6. The four she has an estranged lads play truant. brother.

12.05 The 100 (R,S,HD). Jasper’s anger continues to grow. 1.05 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD (R,S,HD). 2.05 Rude Tube (R,S,HD).

3.00 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 3.20 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 3.40 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). Omnibus.

Holly is desperate to save Cleo.

Sky Sports 1

BBC4

7.00 The Good Old Days (R,HD). An episode of the cabaret show from 1972.

8.00 The Man Who Discovered Egypt (R,HD).

The life and work of Victorian adventurer Flinders Petrie.

9.00 The Silk Road (HD). New series.

Sam Willis traces the history of the trade route.

10.00 Redefining Juliet (HD). Six actors present their portrayal of the heroine.

10.45 Hamlet (HD) (1964). A prince is plunged into emotional torment when his father’s ghost charges him with a vengeful task.

Shakespearean tragedy, starring Innokentiy Smoktunovskiy. ●●●●●

1.10 The Sun (R). 2.10 Horizon: Are We Alone in the Universe? (R,HD).

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WEEKEND 71

TV PICKS

Monday’s Television Guide INVICTUS: THE ROAD TO THE GAMES 7pm, BBC1

POSH NEIGHBOURS AT WAR 7.30pm, Channel 4

The stories of men and women from the UK’s armed forces hoping to compete in the multisport event in Florida.

BBC1

9.45 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S,HD).

10.45 Wanted Down Under (R,S,HD).

11.30 Oxford Street Revealed (R,S,HD).

12.00 Bargain Hunt (R,S). 1.00 BBC News at One; Weather (S,HD). 1.15 Regional News (S). 1.30 The Code (S,HD). 2.15 Len and Ainsley’s Big Food Adventure (R,S,HD). 3.00 Escape to the Country (R,S,HD). 3.45 Money for Nothing (S,HD).

4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (S,HD). 5.15 Pointless (S,HD).

FILM RATINGS

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Disputes between residents in upmarket areas of London. Zipporah Lisle Mainwaring hit the headlines worldwide for painting her exclusive Kensington mews in bright red stripes, which came in the midst of an ongoing legal argument about her plans to turn this twostorey property into a dream home.

BBC2

6.15 Rip Off Britain: Food (R,S,HD). 7.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S,HD). 8.00 Film: In Search of the Castaways (S,HD) (1962). Children’s adventure, starring Hayley Mills. ●● 9.35 Natural World (R,S,HD).

10.25 Film: Camelot (S,HD) (1967).

Musical, starring Richard Harris and Vanessa Redgrave. ●●●● 1.15 Flog It! (R,S,HD).

2.00 Live Snooker: The World Championship (S,HD). The third session of the final.

I WANT MY WIFE BACK 10pm, BBC1

THE ISLAND WITH BEAR GRYLLS 9pm, Channel 4

Curtis forces Murray to attend a work meeting to discuss financing an event which Bex is arranging. However, she is not exactly thrilled to see him and things get worse when he has to explain that the bank won’t be able to provide additional funding.

The group has been marooned for a month without a sustainable food source and insufficient shelter to protect them from the brutal tropical storms.

ITV

6.00 CITV. 7.00 Good Morning Britain (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S,HD). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). 10.30 Film: Doc Hollywood (S,HD) (1991). Comedy, starring Michael J Fox. ●●● 12.30 Big Star’s Little Star (R,S,HD). 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News (S). 1.35 Regional News (S). 1.40 All Star Family Fortunes (R,S,HD). 2.25 Judge Rinder (S,HD). 3.30 Chopping Block (S,HD). 4.30 Tipping Point (S,HD). 5.30 The Chase (S,HD).

Channel 4

6.15 Countdown (R,S,HD). 7.00 Will & Grace (R,S). 7.25 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 8.20 Film: The House of Magic (S,HD) (2013). ●●● 9.55 Film: Postman Pat: The Movie (S,HD) (2014).

Premiere. Animated adventure. ●●● 11.35 Four in a Bed (R,S,HD). 2.10 Fifteen To One (S,HD). 3.10 Countdown (S,HD). 4.00 Couples Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD).

5.00 Four in a Bed (S,HD). 5.30 Shipping Wars UK (S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.30 GPs: Behind Closed Doors (R,S,HD). 12.30 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD).

12.35 Cowboy Builders (R,S,HD). 1.30 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.00 Home and Away (S,HD). 2.30 NCIS: New Orleans (R,S,HD).

Dr Wade’s adopted son Danny is implicated in a deadly robbery. 3.30 Football: England v Germany – The Legends (S).

Coverage of the exhibition match from Upton Park (Kick-off 4.00pm).

The Hairy Bikers’ Pubs … 6.30pm

Marcella, 9pm

Hollyoaks, 6.30pm

Gotham: Wrath of the Villains, 10pm

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6.00 BBC News at Six (S,HD).

6.15 Regional News (S).

6.25 Party Election Broadcast (S,HD). By the Labour Party.

6.30 The One Show (S,HD).

6.25 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.40 Party Election Broadcast (S,HD). By the Labour Party.

6.45 ITV News (S); Weather.

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 15/22.

Lisa discovers the calming properties of a patch of wild flowers.

6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD).

6.05 Neighbours (R,S,HD). Susan discovers that Sarah has given up on treatment.

6.35 Home and Away (R,S,HD).

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7.00 Invictus: The Road to the Games (S,HD). See Choices Above.

6.00 Eggheads (S,HD). 45/100. Quiz show, hosted by Jeremy Vine.

6.30 The Hairy Bikers’ Pubs That Built Britain (S). 11/15. Si King and Dave Myers visit Edinburgh.

7.00 Live Snooker: The World Championship (S,HD). See Choices Above.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). David discharges himself from hospital.

7.30 Coronation Street (S,HD). Liz demands to know why Michelle is avoiding Steve.

7.00 Channel 4 News (S,HD).

7.30 Posh Neighbours at War (S,HD). See Choices Above.

7.05 Mega Beasts (R,S,HD). The largest animals to have existed on land. Followed by 5 News Update.

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EastEnders, 8pm

8.00 EastEnders (S,HD). Tina faces the consequences of her recent actions.

8.30 MasterChef: The Finals (S,HD). 22/25. The five finalists are sent to the Bristol Old Vic theatre to cook for a group of leading actresses.

8.00 Wild Australia with Ray Mears (S,HD). 2/6. Ray explores Arnhem Land in the Northern Territory.

8.30 Coronation Street (S,HD).

Michelle admits to Liz that she kissed Will.

8.30 The Food Chain (S,HD). 6/6.

The featured ingredients are barley and shiitake mushrooms.

Last in the series.

8.00 Police Interceptors: Late & Lethal (S,HD). Damien and Mark take drastic action against a violent suspect on New Year’s Eve, and officers race to stop a drink-driver who is heading the wrong way up the M6.

Followed by 5 News Update.

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9.30 Peter Kay’s Comedy Shuffle (S,HD). 3/6. Including out-takes from Car Share.

9.00 Marcella (S,HD). 5/8. Mo holds the police responsible when Hassan is shot, while Marcella triumphs over Peter Cullen and finally gets the information she is after relating to Grace’s death.

9.00 The Island with Bear Grylls (S,HD). 6/6. See Choices Above.

9.00 The Tube: Going Underground (S,HD). 7/8.

Potential new staff undergo training courses as the network takes on over 1,000 additional workers, while 2,000 employees take part in a disaster simulation exercise in Dartford.

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S); Weather.

10.19 Regional Programme (S).

10.20 The Agenda (S,HD). 10/10. Tom Bradby and guests discuss the week’s big issues. Last in the series.

10.00 Sex Box (S,HD). Goedele Liekens gives guidance to partners trying out bondage and explains why she thinks women like to be tied up and also helps a gay couple pep up their foreplay.

10.00 Gotham: Wrath of the Villains (S,HD). 16/22. Bullock makes dangerous alliances to help Gordon escape.

10.55 Person of Interest (S,HD).

20/22. Reese is badly wounded.

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10.00 I Want My Wife Back (S,HD).

3/6. See Choices Above.

10.30 BBC News (S,HD).

10.45 Regional News (S).

10.55 Have I Got a Bit More News for You (S,HD). 4/9. Extended edition. Jo Brand hosts.

11.40 Regional Programme (R,S,HD).

11.00 The Women’s Football Show (S,HD). Jacqui Oatley presents action from the women’s game.

11.30 Inside the Billionaire’s Wardrobe (R,S,HD).

Investigating the global super rich’s appetite for luxury goods.

11.00 Tomorrow Never Dies (S,HD) (1997). James Bond spy adventure, starring Pierce Brosnan. ●●●●

11.05 24 Hours in Police Custody (R,S,HD). Cameras follow officers as they investigate potential sex offenders.

11.50 Person of Interest (S,HD).

21/22. Finch and Root follow a clue to Shaw’s whereabouts.

12.25 Live at the Apollo (R,S,HD). With Jack Whitehall, Katherine Ryan and Rich Hall. 1.10 World Snooker: Crucible Classics (S). Judd Trump v Stuart Bingham.

3.10 Weather for the Week Ahead (S,HD). 3.15 BBC News (S,HD).

12.30 Sign Zone: MasterChef (R,S). The remaining 14 cooks face the knockout week. 1.00 Sign Zone: The Celebrity Apprentice USA (R,S). The winner is announced. Last in the series. 2.20 This Is BBC Two (S,HD). Preview of upcoming programmes. 5.45 Rip Off Britain: Food (R,S,HD). The team investigates frustrations with labels and packaging.

1.10 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming. 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). Guests air their differences. 3.55 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Text-based information service. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). Guests air their differences.

12.05 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (R,S). A failing health-food restaurant in Hollywood. 1.00 Million Pound Jewellers (R,S,HD). 1.55 Alan Carr: Chatty Man (R,S,HD). 2.50 Four Rooms (R,S,HD). 3.45 The Food Chain (R,S,HD).

4.10 Location, Location, Location (R,S,HD). 5.05 Fifteen To One (R,S,HD).

12.50 True Crimes: The First 72 Hours (R,S). 1.10 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.10 Castle (R,S,HD). An actress joins Beckett and Castle on a case. 4.00 Wildlife SOS (R,S). The work of a wildlife sanctuary. 4.25 Divine Designs (R,S). 4.45 House Doctor (R,S). Highlights from the series. 5.10 House Doctor (R,S). 5.35 House Doctor (R,S).

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FL72 LIVE 4.30pm, Sky Sports 1

Coverage of the concluding session of this year’s final at the Crucible Theatre in Sheffield, where the successful player needs to reach 18 frames to lift the famous trophy.

ITV2

9.45 Catchphrase (R,S,HD). 10.30 Film: Horrid Henry: The Movie (S,HD) (2011). ●● 11.35 FYI Daily (HD). 11.40 Film: Horrid Henry: The Movie (S,HD) (2011).

Concluded. ●● 12.25 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 12.55 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 2.00 Grease: Live (R,S,HD). 4.55 Film: Nanny McPhee (S,HD) (2005). ●●● 5.55 FYI Daily (HD).

Burnley v Queens Park Rangers (Kick-off 4.45pm). Coverage of the Championship encounter at Turf Moor. Sean Dyche’s Clarets have been challenging at the top of the table throughout the season, with an immediate return to the Premier League looking like a distinct possibility.

E4

6.00 Charmed (R,S). 7.35 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). The real Lisa Loveday arrives. 8.05 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 9.00 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S,HD). 10.00 The Goldbergs (R,S,HD). 11.00 Charmed (R,S). A warlock falls foul of kidnappers. 1.00 The Big Bang Theory: Biggest Bangs (R,S,HD). Penny hosts a Halloween party.

Tycoon-turned-superhero Tony Stark confronts a fearsome new foe in a Russian scientist using his own deadly hi-tech weapons to seek revenge. He also faces a struggle to keep his secrets out of the hands of both the government and an amoral rival, and discovers the armour he developed to fight evil is slowly killing him. Action adventure sequel, with Robert Downey Jr, Mickey Rourke, Don Cheadle, Gwyneth Paltrow, Scarlett Johansson and Samuel L Jackson.

GOLD

7.00 Sorry!. Timothy falls for a narrowboat owner. 7.35 Creature Comforts. Festive animated fun.

8.00 Only Fools and Horses (S).

Christmas special from 1990.

Rodney leaves home after a fight with Cassandra and arranges a date with receptionist Tanya in an effort to make his wife jealous. Christmas special first shown in 1990, starring David Jason.

Sky Sports 1

7.00 WWE: Raw (HD). 8.00 Goals on Sunday (HD). 9.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (S,HD). 10.00 Ford Football Special (HD). 11.30 Jamie Vardy: Record Breaker (HD). 12.00 FL72 Live (HD). Walsall v Fleetwood Town (Kick-off 12.15pm). 2.15 FL72 Live (HD).

Brighton & Hove Albion v Derby County (Kick-off 2.30pm). 4.30 FL72 Live (HD). See Choices Above.

Legends, 10pm

Only Fools and … 7.10pm

Live Football, 7pm

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD).

Sienna feels like the walls are closing in on her.

7.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 5/23.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S).

7/20. With the guest voice of Jack Black.

7.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

8/20.

7.10 Only Fools and Horses (S). The Trotter brothers go on a lads’ day out to Margate. Christmas special from 1989.

7.00 Live Ford Monday Night Football. Chelsea v Tottenham Hotspur (Kick-off 8.00pm). All the action from the Premier League clash.

8.00 Joe & Caspar Hit the Road (S,HD). 2/2. Part two of two. Vloggers Joe Sugg and Caspar Lee conclude their epic European adventure.

8.00 The Simpsons (R,S).

9/20. Homer wakes up to find his family missing.

8.30 Modern Family (S,HD).

17/24. Cameron’s sister Pam proves too much for Mitchell.

9.00 Made in Chelsea (S,HD). 4/12. Lucy’s refusal to accept anything less than the truth leads to an uncomfortable revelation closer to home.

9.00 Air Ambulance ER (S,HD). 4/6. The helicopter battles against bad weather as it tries to provide urgent help to a suspected stroke victim.

Documentary following Britain’s emergency helimed services.

The Mummy … 6.50pm

Empire, 10pm

6.00 Nanny McPhee (S,HD) (2005). Concluded. ●●● 6.50 The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (S,HD) (2008). ●●

6.00 The Big Bang Theory: Biggest Bangs (R,S,HD).

7.50 FYI Daily (HD).

7.55 The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (S,HD) (2008).

Concluded. ●●

9.00 Family Guy (S,HD).

Quagmire is reunited with a former lover.

9.30 Family Guy (R,S,HD).

24/30. Peter writes an erotic novel.

Sky1

8.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue (R,S).

8.30 David Attenborough’s Wild City (R,HD). 10.30 David Attenborough’s Conquest of the Skies (R,S,HD). 1.30 David Attenborough’s Galapagos (R,S,HD). 4.30 Making Attenborough’s Galapagos (R,S,HD). 5.30 David Attenborough’s Natural History Museum Alive (R,S,HD).

IRON MAN 2 9pm, Film4

FILM PICK

LIVE SNOOKER: THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP 7pm, BBC2

10.00 Legends (S,HD). 2/10.

10.00 Plebs (S,HD). 6/8.

10.00 Empire (S,HD). 14/18.

Martin makes contact Marcus and Stylax help Lucious releases his new with a woman he invent a new officemusic video as he believes is linked to his based sport. manipulates and mysterious past, while sabotages those around 10.30 Family Guy (R,S,HD).

Dmitry tries to hunt him to regain his 25/30. Brian’s gay cousin down a wanted war position as CEO of plans to marry. criminal.

Empire, while Anika reveals a big secret to the family.

Film4

11.00 The Parent Trap (HD) (1961). ●●● 1.50 Ramona and Beezus (HD) (2010). ●●● 3.55 Krull (HD) (1983). Fantasy adventure, starring Ken Marshall. ●●●

6.25 Iron Man (HD) (2008). An arms manufacturer invents a hi-tech suit of armour and uses it in the fight against evil around the world.

Superhero adventure, starring Robert Downey Jr and Jeff Bridges. ●●●● 9.00 Iron Man 2 (HD) (2010). See Choices Above. ●●● 11.25 Killer Joe (HD) (2011). A man hires a hitman to kill his mother but cannot pay upfront, so the assassin claims his sister as collateral.

Comedy thriller, starring Matthew McConaughey. ●●●

1.30 Wild at Heart (HD) (1990). ●●●●●

9.00 Men in Black (1997). A cop joins a secret force policing aliens on Earth, and teams up with a veteran partner to track down a giant insect. Sci-fi comedy, starring Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones. ●●●● 10.50 Mrs Brown’s Boys (S).

1/6. The family awaits the fruits of its fraud.

10.00 Barclays Premier League Review (HD). A look back at recent fixtures in the English Premier League, as the season continued with matches affecting both ends of the table.

11.05 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 10/20.

11.30 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 11/20.

11.55 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 12/22.

11.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 6/23. Sheldon teaches Leonard about American football.

11.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 7/23. Leonard argues with Penny.

11.30 The Office (S). 4/6. A 11.00 Limitless (R,S,HD). staff training day turns 12/22. An assassin makes into a sing-song. an attempt on Morra’s life.

11.00 Fantasy Football Club – The Highlights (S,HD).

Max Rushden and Paul Merson look back on highlights of the show.

11.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (S,HD).

12.25 The Cleveland Show (R,S,HD). 12.55 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 1.25 Celebrity Juice: 80s Special (R,S,HD). With Gremlins star Zach Galligan and singers Billy Ocean and Myleene Klass. 2.05 @elevenish (R,S,HD).

2.30 Teleshopping. Home shopping.

12.00 Gogglebox (R,S,HD). 12.50 Made in Chelsea (R,S,HD). 1.55 Empire (R,S,HD). 2.40 New Girl (R,S,HD). 3.00 Brooklyn NineNine (R,S,HD). 3.25 Gogglebox (R,S,HD). 4.05 Marry Me (R,S,HD).

4.25 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 4.45 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD).

12.00 The Force: Manchester (R,HD). Documentary following the work of Greater Manchester Police.

1.00 Road Wars (R,S). 2.00 Strike Back: Vengeance (R,S,HD). 3.00 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder (R,S).

4.00 Nothing to Declare (R,S,HD).

4.30 Nothing to Declare (R,S,HD).

5.00 Emergency Abroad (R,S,HD).

12.30 Ford Monday Night Football (HD). 3.00 Football Gold (S,HD). 3.15 Football Gold (S,HD).

3.30 Premier League 100 Club (HD). 4.00 Barclays Premier League Legends (S,HD). 4.30 Barclays Premier League Legends (S,HD). 5.00 Premier League 100 Club (S,HD).

12.10 The Office (S). Brent employs a new secretary. 12.50 The Office (S). Brent is offered a promotion. 1.30 Gimme Gimme Gimme (S). Tom throws a dinner party. 2.10 Gimme Gimme Gimme (S). 2.50 Rex the Runt.

3.00 The Office (S). 3.40 Rex the Runt. 4.00 Close

BBC4

7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather.

7.30 The Wonder of Bees with Martha Kearney (R,HD).

8.00 Lucy Worsley’s Reins of Power: The Art of Horse Dancing (R,HD).

The historian and novice rider learns the art of horse ballet.

9.00 A History of Ancient Britain (R,HD). An exploration of the Bronze Age. Last in the series.

10.00 The Dark Ages: An Age of Light (R,HD). Waldemar Januszczak explores art in the Dark Ages.

11.00 Natural World: The Real Jungle Book Bear (R,HD).

12.00 Everything and Nothing (R,HD). 1.00 Krakatoa Revealed (R).

1.50 The Man Who Discovered Egypt (R,HD).

2.50 Jerusalem: The Making of a Holy City (R).

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WEEKEND 73

TV PICKS

IN THE CLUB 9pm, BBC1

FIERCE 8pm, ITV

New series. As Kay Mellor’s drama returns, Kim is struggling to be the perfect mum, while a hospital visit reveals bad news for Jasmin and Dev.

Steve Backshall heads to Mexico where he gets hands on with a two-metre long rattlesnake, goes swimming with two feisty American crocodiles and dives 25 metres under the sea in search of bull sharks. However, the naturalist runs into trouble when his diving equipment fails and he’s out of air.

BBC1

9.15 Rip Off Britain: Food (S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (S,HD). 11.00 Neighbourhood Blues (S,HD). 11.45 Oxford Street Revealed (R,S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S,HD). 1.00 BBC News at One; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S). 1.45 Doctors (S,HD). 2.15 The Code (S,HD). 3.00 Escape to the Country (R,S,HD). 3.45 Money for Nothing (S,HD).

4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (S,HD). 5.15 Pointless (S,HD).

FILM RATINGS

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BBC2

8.30 Sign Zone: Great British Railway Journeys (R,S). 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire (S,HD). 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live (S,HD). 12.00 Daily Politics (S,HD). 1.00 The A to Z of TV Gardening (R,S). 1.25 The Super League Show (S). 2.10 Paul Hollywood’s Pies & Puds (R,S,HD). 2.40 My Life on a Plate (R,S,HD). 3.25 Coast Australia (R,S,HD). 4.15 Indian Ocean with Simon Reeve (R,S,HD). 5.15 Flog It! (R,S,HD).

DRIVE 9pm, ITV

After four weeks of trial by tyres, the rookie racers have been whittled down to the final few, and this week viewers finally see which of the celebs is the best of the best. Tonight it’s the series finale.

ITV

6.00 Good Morning Britain (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S,HD). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). 10.30 This Morning (S,HD).

12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). With guests Katie Piper and Jill Halfpenny. 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News (S). 1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 Judge Rinder (S,HD). Real-life cases in a studio courtroom. 3.00 Chopping Block (S,HD). 3.59 Regional Programme (S). 4.00 Tipping Point (S,HD). 5.00 The Chase (S,HD).

BRITAIN’S BILLIONAIRE IMMIGRANTS 10pm, Channel 4

Meet the cream of China’s elite, who are obsessed with everything British and have the money to pay for it. From Savile Row suits to million-pound racehorses and lavish wedding ceremonies, this programme follows some of the Far East’s most enthusiastic Anglophiles.

Channel 4

6.00 Countdown (R,S,HD). 6.45 Will & Grace (R,S). 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 9.00 Frasier (R,S). 10.30 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (R,S).

11.30 Four in a Bed (R,S,HD). 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary (S,HD). 12.05 Four in a Bed (R,S,HD). 2.10 Fifteen To One (S,HD). General knowledge quiz. 3.10 Countdown (S,HD). 4.00 Couples Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 5.00 Four in a Bed (S,HD). 5.30 Shipping Wars UK (S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors (R,S,HD). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD).

12.15 Cowboy Builders (R,S,HD).

Revisiting a family the programme helped in 2012. 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.20 NCIS (R,S,HD).

3.15 Film: Murder & Mystery: Dead On Campus (S,HD) (2014). Thriller, starring Katelyn Tarver. ●●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

Bake Off: Creme de la Creme, 8pm

River Monsters, 7.30pm

The Tiny Tots Talent Agency, 8pm

The Yorkshire Vet, 8pm

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6.00 BBC News at Six (S,HD).

6.30 Regional News (S).

6.55 Party Election Broadcast (S,HD). By the Conservative Party.

6.00 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.25 Party Election Broadcast (S,HD). By the Conservative Party.

6.30 ITV News (S); Weather.

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 6/22.

Homer becomes an author of children’s books.

6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD).

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD).

Harry tells Kyle that Isla has kidnapped the girls.

6.30 5 News Tonight (S,HD).

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7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Live chat and topical reports.

7.30 EastEnders (S,HD). Kyle is reunited with someone from the past. Followed by Regional News.

6.00 Eggheads (S,HD). 46/100. Quiz show, hosted by Jeremy Vine.

6.30 The Hairy Bikers’ Pubs That Built Britain (S,HD). 12/15.

Dave Myers delves into Bristol’s seafaring past.

7.00 Antiques Road Trip (S,HD).

5/10. Auctioneers Charles Hanson and Raj Bisram take their road trip through Devon.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Ashley breaks some sad news to Sandy.

7.30 River Monsters (S,HD). Jeremy Wade investigates accounts of a 20-foot Canadian lake monster.

7.00 Channel 4 News (S,HD).

7.00 Ben Fogle: The Great African Migration (R,S,HD).

Adventurer Ben Fogle joins Dr Grant Hopcraft to find out where the wildebeest herds are. Followed by 5 News.

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Holby City, 8pm

8.00 Holby City (S,HD). 30/52.

Bernie is shocked when her estranged husband turns up at work and she battles to keep her adultery a secret, while new nurse Naomi Palmer makes an instant impression on Fletch.

8.00 Bake Off: Creme de la Creme (S,HD). 6/8. It’s the semi-final stage, and Tom Kerridge welcomes six returning contestants who are tasked to create 144 perfect breakfast pastries, and large, elaborate chocolate containers.

8.00 Fierce (S,HD). 3/6. See Choices Above.

8.00 The Tiny Tots Talent Agency (S,HD). 3/4. Focusing on some of Bizzykidz’ newest recruits as they take their first steps into the world of modelling and showbiz. They include Essex mother Tracey and her daughter, Ava.

8.00 The Yorkshire Vet (S,HD).

Julian Norton heads to a local farm to de-horn some young bullocks. Followed by 5 News Update.

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9.00 In the Club (S,HD). 1/6. See Choices Above.

9.00 The Conspiracy Files: Who Shot Down MH17? (S,HD). See Choices Above.

9.00 Drive (S,HD). 5/5. See Choices Above.

9.00 Surviving The Island with Bear Grylls (S,HD). The expert examines how the castaways survived in the latest series of The Island with Bear Grylls, using just a handful of basic tools and wearing the clothes they stood up in.

9.00 Ian Brady: 50 Years Behind Bars (S,HD). As 2016 marks a half a century since the Moors murderer was sentenced to life imprisonment, this documentary examines Ian Brady’s 50 years in prison.

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10.00 Later Live – with Jools Holland (S,HD). 3/7. Guests include Underworld, the Lumineers, Savages and Rationale.

10.30 Newsnight (S,HD).

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S); Weather.

10.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

10.40 What Would Be Your Miracle? (R,S,HD). 1/3. Emma Willis presents the stories of people whose lives are being transformed by modern medicine, including a boy with cerebral palsy who dreams of being able to walk.

10.00 Britain’s Billionaire Immigrants (S,HD). See Choices Above.

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10.00 BBC News at Ten (S,HD).

10.30 Regional News (S). Followed

by Regional Programme.

10.45 Chasing Dad: A Lifelong Addiction (S,HD).

Documentary depicting one father’s long-term struggle with heroin addiction told from the perspective of his son, filmmaker Phillip Wood.

11.45 Paycheck (S,HD) (2003).

Thriller, starring Ben Affleck. ●●

11.10 Weather (S,HD).

11.15 Horizon: How to Find Love Online (R,S,HD). Xand van Tulleken investigates the science behind online dating websites.

11.40 Bargain Shop Wars (R,S,HD).

3/6. A product’s popularity causes problems when it sells out quickly.

11.05 24 Hours in A&E (R,S,HD).

2/24. A motorcyclist is airlifted to St George’s after crashing into a bus.

1.40 Weather for the Week Ahead (S,HD). 1.45 BBC News (S,HD).

12.15 Sign Zone: Abused: The Untold Story (R,S). How high-profile sexual abuse scandals were uncovered in recent years.

1.45 Sign Zone: MasterChef (R,S). 2.15 Sign Zone: This Farming Life (R,S). A crofter assesses the damage to his croft after a storm. 3.15 This Is BBC Two (S,HD).

Preview of upcoming programmes. 5.45 Rip Off Britain: Food (R,S,HD).

12.10 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming.

3.00 Loose Women (R,HD). With guests Katie Piper and Jill Halfpenny. 3.40 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Text-based information service. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). Guests air their differences.

12.10 Poker (S,HD). 1.05 KOTV Boxing Weekly (S). 1.30 Gillette World Sport (S).

1.55 The Grid (R,S). 2.25 The Superhumans Show (R,S,HD). 2.50 Caterham Motorsport (R,S,HD). 3.15 Challenge Wanaka (R,S,HD). 3.45 Four Rooms (R,S,HD). 4.40 The Food Chain (R,S,HD). 5.05 Location, Location, Location (R,S,HD).

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10.00 The Best of Bad TV: The 70s (R,S). A trawl through the decade’s programmes, featuring clips of car-crash interviews, terrifying children’s dramas, hoaxes and baffling game shows.

12.50 Lip Sync Battle UK: Carol Vorderman v Martin Kemp (R,S,HD). 1.15 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming.

3.10 Castle (R,S,HD). A magic-shop owner is found dead in Harry Houdini’s water tank. 4.00 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 4.25 Divine Designs (R,S). 4.45 House Doctor (R,S).

5.10 House Doctor (R,S). 5.35 House Doctor (R,S).

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THE CONSPIRACY FILES: WHO SHOT DOWN MH17?

9pm, BBC2

LIVE ATP MASTERS TENNIS 11am, Sky Sports 1

ITV2

7.15 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (R,S,HD). 8.00 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 8.30 Coronation Street (R). 9.30 Psych (R,S,HD). 10.20 Royal Pains (R). 11.15 Dinner Date (R,S,HD). 12.15 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 12.45 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 1.45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (S,HD). 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD).

5.50 Take Me Out (R,S,HD).

The Mutua Madrid Open. Coverage of first and second-round matches in the clay-court tournament from the Caja Magica. The biggest shock of the early stages last year saw top seed and three-time champion Roger Federer lose a gruelling encounter 7-6, 6-7, 6-7 against Nick Kyrgios in round two.

E4

6.00 Charmed (R,S). 7.35 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 8.05 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 9.00 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S,HD). 10.00 The Goldbergs (R,S,HD). 11.00 Charmed (R,S). 1.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3.00 The Goldbergs (R,S,HD). 4.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

5.00 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S,HD).

Sky1

6.00 Monkey Life (R,S,HD). 8.00 Ninja Warrior (R,S,HD). 9.00 Nothing to Declare (R,S,HD).

10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD).

12.00 Forever (R,S,HD). Henry investigates the murder of a woman obsessed with the past.

1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 3.00 Futurama (R,S,HD). 5.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 5.30 Futurama (R,S).

FILM PICK

Investigating one of the worst air disasters for two decades, a Malaysia Airlines flight from Amsterdam to Kuala Lumpur, which crashed, killing 298 passengers on July 17, 2014.

SPEED 9pm, Film4

An LAPD cop discovers a psychopathic criminal has planted a bomb on a crowded bus, primed to go off if the vehicle drops below 50mph. He boards the vehicle and helps the hapless passenger who has been forced to take the wheel to keep a constant speed to avoid a disaster. Action thriller, starring Keanu Reeves, Sandra Bullock, Dennis Hopper, Jeff Daniels, Joe Morton, Alan Ruck, Richard Lineback and Beth Grant.

GOLD

7.00 Sorry!. 7.35 As Time Goes By (S). 8.05 The Brittas Empire (S). 8.45 Steptoe and Son (S).

9.25 Last of the Summer Wine.

12.24 Creature Comforts. 12.35 My Family (S). Susan and Janey change their dentist. 1.15 Outnumbered (S). 1.55 As Time Goes By (S). 2.35 The Brittas Empire (S). 3.10 Last of the Summer Wine.

Rush Hour, 9pm

The Flash, 8pm

Mrs Brown’s Boys, 9pm

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 2/24.

6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3/24.

6.00 Futurama (R,S). 13/15.

Fry acquires a campervan.

6.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

10/20.

6.10 Creature Comforts.

7/13. Animals discuss the Royal Family.

6.20 Steptoe and Son (S).

2/8.

7.00 You’ve Been Framed!

Bites Back! (R,S). Harry Hill narrates a comical selection of mishaps filmed by viewers.

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Joe worries about JJ. 7.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 8/23. Leonard, Raj and Howard go camping.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S).

11/20. Homer reminisces about the time he was in a band.

7.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

13/20.

7.00 My Family (S). 1/8.

Susan and Janey change their dentist.

7.40 Outnumbered (S). 1/6.

The Brockmans attend a funeral.

8.00 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 16/22. Charlie returns from Vegas with a new wife.

8.30 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 17/22. Charlie and Chelsea have a onenight stand.

8.00 The Big Bang Theory: 200 Big Ones (R,S,HD).

Behind-the-scenes tribute as the comedy celebrates its 200th episode.

8.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 17/24.

8.00 The Flash (S,HD). 19/23.

Barry turns to Jesse for help when superstrong meta-human Griffin Grey mistakes Harry for Earth-1’s Harrison Wells and kidnaps him.

8.20 Porridge (S). 2/6.

Betting fever sweeps the prison.

9.00 The Matrix Reloaded (S,HD) (2003). As the machines threaten the last refuge of humanity, a party of freedom fighters journeys into the virtual world of the Matrix to end the war.

Sci-fi sequel, with Keanu Reeves. ●●●

9.00 Rush Hour (S). 3/13.

When a graffiti artist witnesses the murder of an LAPD detective, Carter and Lee must track him down so that they can prove a wellknown criminal is responsible for the killing.

9.00 Micky Flanagan’s Detour de France (R,S,HD). 4/4. Micky and Noel taste the world’s most expensive soup in Marseille. Last in the series.

9.00 Mrs Brown’s Boys (S).

1/6. The family awaits the fruits of its fraud.

9.40 Men Behaving Badly (S). 3/7. Gary tries to ruin Dorothy’s new relationship.

The Matrix Reloaded, 9pm

10.10 FYI Daily (HD).

10.15 The Matrix Reloaded (S,HD) (2003).

Concluded. ●●●

10.20 Men Behaving Badly 10.00 Tattoo Fixers (R,S,HD). 10.00 Duck Quacks Don’t (S). 4/7. Gary’s father Echo (R,S,HD). 5/8. Lee 12/15. Visitors to the visits.

Mack hosts the comedy studio include a man panel game, with guests whose tribute to his Len Goodman, Jimmy beloved mum went Carr and Gabby Logan drastically wrong and revealing their favourite friends who got facts and trying to find matching rude tattoos out if they are on a drunken night out. scientifically accurate.

11.45 Family Guy (R,S,HD).

26/30. The Griffins’ house becomes haunted.

11.00 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 11/23. Sheldon (R,S,HD). 19/24. The becomes obsessed with team learns a terrorist gift-giving etiquette. cell is brainwashing children.

11.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 15/23.

12.10 Family Guy (R,S,HD). Brian has a brush with death. 12.40 American Dad! (R,S). 1.05 American Dad! (R,S). Hayley falls for Stan’s CIA body double. 1.35 The Almost Impossible Gameshow (R,S,HD). Actionpacked game show. 2.30 Teleshopping. Home shopping.

12.00 Angie Tribeca (R,S). 12.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (R,S,HD).

1.00 The 100 (R,S,HD). 2.00 Tattoo Fixers (R,S,HD). 2.55 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 3.15 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

3.40 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 4.05 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD).

Radio 1 6.30

The Radio 1

Radio 3 6.30

Breakfast. 9.00

12.00 Air Ambulance ER (R,S,HD).

The helicopter battles against bad weather. 1.00 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder (R,S). 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 3.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 4.00 Nothing to Declare (R,S,HD). 4.30 Nothing to Declare (R,S,HD). 5.00 Emergency Abroad (R,S,HD).

Woman’ Hour 11.00 Past Imperfect.

Sky Sports 1

6.00 Football Gold (S). 6.30 WWE: Smackdown (HD). 7.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (S,HD).

Highlights of Saturday’s show. 8.30 Ford Monday Night Football (HD). Chelsea v Tottenham Hotspur.

Another chance to see the Premier League clash between the London rivals at Stamford Bridge. 11.00 Live ATP Masters Tennis (HD). See Choices Above.

7.00 Terminal Velocity (HD) (1994). A skydiving instructor helps a Russian spy foil an international criminal conspiracy to steal a fortune in bullion. Action thriller, starring Charlie Sheen and Nastassja Kinski. ●● 9.00 Speed (1994).

See Choices Above. ●●●● 11.15 Terminator 2: Judgment Day (HD) (1991). Sci-fi adventure sequel, with Arnold Schwarzenegger. ●●●●●

Live Tennis, 11am

1.55 Resident Evil (HD) (2002). ●●●

9.00 Football Gold (S). Leeds United v Liverpool from 2000/01.

9.15 Football Gold (S,HD).

9.30 Sporting Triumphs (S,HD).

9.45 Sporting Triumphs (HD).

10.00 Barclays Premier League Review (HD). A look back at recent fixtures in the English Premier League, as the season continued with matches affecting both ends of the table.

11.00 The Comic Strip Presents: Red Top (S).

Comedy drama, starring Maxine Peake.

11.00 La Liga World (HD). A round-up of recent action.

11.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits (S,HD). Highlights of Saturday’s show.

12.15 Cheers (S). 12.45 Vic Reeves Big Night Out. 1.15 Vic Reeves Big Night Out. Charles Darwin puts in an appearance. 1.50 Men Behaving Badly (S). 2.25 Men Behaving Badly (S). 3.00 A Bit of Fry and Laurie. 3.30 Rex the Runt. 3.42 Creature Comforts. 4.00 Close

12.30 Fantasy Football Club – The Highlights (S,HD). 1.00 La Liga World (HD). 1.30 Football Gold (S). 1.45 Football Gold (S,HD). 2.00 PL Years: Arsenal’s Invincibles (S). 4.00 Barclays Premier League Legends (S,HD).

4.30 Barclays Premier League Legends (S,HD).

7.45 Open Art: Harmless

Film4

11.00 It Came from Beneath the Sea (HD) (1954). ●●● 12.35 Man in the Saddle (HD) (1951). ●●● 2.20 The Black Dakotas (HD) (1954). ●●● 3.40 Siege of the Saxons (HD) (1963). ●● 5.25 Buchanan Rides Alone (HD) (1958). Western, starring Randolph Scott. ●●●

Parliament. Political

BBC4

7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather.

7.30 The Wonder of Bees with Martha Kearney (R,HD).

8.00 Caravans: A British Love Affair (R). The story of Britain’s affinity with caravans.

9.00 Forest, Field & Sky: Art Out of Nature (HD).

10.00 Oak Tree: Nature’s Greatest Survivor (R,HD).

George McGavin studies an oak tree throughout the seasons of the year.

11.30 A History of Ancient Britain (R,HD). An exploration of the Bronze Age. Last in the series.

12.30 The Dark Ages: An Age of Light (R,HD). 1.30 Caravans: A British Love Affair (R). 2.30 Forest, Field & Sky: Art Out of Nature (R).

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TV PICKS

HER MAJESTY’S PRISON: NORWICH 9pm, ITV

HORIZON 8pm, BBC2

Documentary detailing the harsh realities of prison life at HMP Norwich, which houses more than 750 adult inmates and young offenders.

BBC1

9.15 Rip Off Britain: Food (S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer (R,S,HD).

11.00 Neighbourhood Blues (S,HD). 11.45 Oxford Street Revealed (R,S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S,HD). 1.00 BBC News at One; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S). 1.45 Doctors (S,HD). 2.15 The Code (S,HD). 3.00 Escape to the Country (S,HD). 3.45 Money for Nothing (S,HD).

4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (S,HD). 5.15 Pointless (S,HD).

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BBC weatherman Peter Gibbs makes a return to the British Antarctic Survey’s Halley Research Station, where he lived and worked in the early 1980s. During that period, the station was key to the discovery of the Ozone Hole, and today it is making vital findings about how people’s lives are vulnerable to the Sun’s activities.

BBC2

8.00 Sign Zone: See Hear (S,HD). 8.30 Sign Zone: Great British Menu (R,S). 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire (S,HD). 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live (S,HD). 11.30 Daily Politics (S,HD). 1.00 The A to Z of TV Gardening (R,S). 1.25 Pressure Pad (R,S,HD). 2.10 Paul Hollywood’s Pies & Puds (R,S,HD). 2.40 My Life on a Plate (R,S,HD). 3.25 Coast Australia (R,S,HD).

4.15 Indian Ocean with Simon Reeve (R,S,HD). 5.15 Flog It! (R,S,HD).

NORMAL FOR NORFOLK 10pm, BBC2

As winter approaches, life at Wiveton Hall farm slows down and the Eastern European farmhands head home, with Desmond putting on a pyrotechnic extravaganza to thank them for their efforts.

ITV

6.00 Good Morning Britain (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S,HD). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). 10.30 This Morning (S,HD).

12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). Topical debate from a female perspective. 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News (S). 1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 Judge Rinder (S,HD). Real-life cases in a studio courtroom. 3.00 Chopping Block (S,HD). 3.59 Regional Programme (S). 4.00 Tipping Point (S,HD). 5.00 The Chase (S,HD).

NEVER SEEN A DOCTOR 10pm, Channel 4

Some people’s chosen method of dealing with their health problems is to ignore their symptoms and just hope that everything sorts itself out, but Katie Piper is here to remind us why that’s not really the best approach. She meets up with people who have been avoiding the doctor.

Channel 4

6.00 Countdown (R,S,HD). 6.45 Will & Grace (R,S). 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 9.00 Frasier (R,S). 10.30 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (R,S).

11.25 Four in a Bed (R,S,HD). 11.55 Channel 4 News Summary (S,HD). 12.00 Four in a Bed (R,S,HD). 2.00 Channel 4 Racing (S,HD). Live coverage of four races from Chester. 4.00 Couples Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). 5.00 Four in a Bed (S,HD). 5.30 Shipping Wars UK (S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors (R,S,HD). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15 The Gadget Show (R,S,HD).

1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.20 NCIS: Los Angeles (S,HD). 3.15 Film: Profile for Murder (S,HD) (2013). Thriller, starring Nicki Aycox and Steve Bacic. ●●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

Eggheads, 6pm

Tonight at the London … 8pm

The Supervet, 8pm

GPs: Behind Closed Doors, 8pm

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6.00 BBC News at Six; Weather (S,HD).

6.30 Regional News (S).

6.00 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.30 ITV News (S); Weather.

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 7/22.

Homer is promoted to accounts manager at the power plant.

6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Joe worries about JJ.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD).

Phoebe and Ash clash over how to run the garage.

6.30 5 News Tonight (S,HD).

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7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Matt Baker and Alex Jones present the live magazine show.

Followed by Regional News.

6.00 Eggheads (S,HD). 47/100. Quiz show, hosted by Jeremy Vine.

6.30 The Hairy Bikers’ Pubs That Built Britain (S,HD). 13/15. Si and Dave take a pub tour of Oxford.

7.00 Antiques Road Trip (S,HD).

6/10. David Harper and Anita Manning travel up northern England into southern and central Scotland.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Chrissie asks Lawrence to help her with a DNA test.

7.30 Coronation Street (S,HD).

Nick realises he is out of his depth while babysitting Harry.

7.00 Channel 4 News (S,HD).

7.00 Police Interceptors: Late & Lethal (R,S,HD). Damien and Mark take drastic action against a violent suspect on New Year’s Eve. Followed by 5 News Update.

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EastEnders, 8pm

8.00 EastEnders (S,HD). Ronnie tries to support a familiar face, Carmel goes to meet an old flame and Stacey learns the truth about Martin. Jane and Ian have upsetting news for one resident.

8.00 Horizon (S,HD). See Choices Above.

8.00 Tonight at the London Palladium (S,HD). 4/6. Bradley Walsh welcomes Billy Ocean, Rachel Platten, Ben Hanlin, Japanese speciality act Gamarjobat, Julian Ovenden, Paul Sinha, and Peter Andre to the world-famous stage.

8.00 The Supervet (S,HD). A woman and her son bring in their Springer Spaniel for complicated surgery on its deformed hind leg, and the owner of a Cocker Spaniel waits to hear if her dog’s cancer has spread.

8.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors (S,HD). Dr Bower refers an eight-year-old boy to a cancerscreening specialist under the NHS’s two-week rule, while Dr Shital Shah sees a young child with a lesion on her top lip.

Followed by 5 News Update.

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9.00 MasterChef: The Finals (S,HD). 23/25. The final four amateur cooks head to Mexico, where they face a series of culinary challenges, including taking over lunch service at renowned restaurant Pujol.

9.00 Mary Beard’s Ultimate Rome: Empire Without Limit (S,HD). 2/4. See Choices Above.

9.00 Her Majesty’s Prison: Norwich (S,HD). See Choices Above.

9.00 One Born Every Minute (S,HD). Cameras follow a career woman struggling to comes to terms with the fact she is about to become a mum, and a 21 year old who fell pregnant after a short fling.

9.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away (S,HD). 4/7. In West London, agents Steve and Ben face the most audacious sublet scam they have ever seen, while Brian and Del head to Kent to recover £6,000 from a mother in denial.

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10.00 Normal for Norfolk (S,HD).

4/4. See Choices Above.

10.30 Newsnight (S,HD).

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S); Weather.

10.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

10.40 UEFA Champions League Highlights (S,HD). Action from the semi-final second-leg fixtures in European football’s elite club competition, which were Real Madrid v Manchester City, and Bayern Munich v Atletico Madrid.

10.00 Never Seen a Doctor (S,HD).

1/3. See Choices Above.

10.00 Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords (S,HD). 9/13. A landlord seeks advice from eviction specialist Chris after discovering his terrace has been stripped bare, while a landlady gets a shock when she finally accesses her property.

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10.00 BBC News at Ten (S,HD).

10.30 Regional News (S). Followed

by Regional Programme.

10.45 I Want My Wife Back (R,S,HD).

3/6. Murray helps Bex raise money for the hospital’s CT scanner appeal.

11.15 Boomers (R,S,HD). 6/6.

Maureen’s mother prepares to marry a much younger man.

Last in the series.

11.45 Secret Britain (R,S,HD). 4/4.

11.10 Weather (S,HD).

11.15 The Conspiracy Files: Who Shot Down MH17? (R,S,HD).

Investigating one of the worst air disasters for two decades.

11.45 The Chase (R,S). Quiz show, hosted by Bradley Walsh.

11.00 The Island with Bear Grylls (R,S,HD). 6/6. Simon leads a hunt into the jungle for caiman crocodiles. Last in the series.

11.00 The Tube: Going Underground (R,S). 7/8.

Potential new staff undergo training courses.

12.45 Weather for the Week Ahead (S,HD). 12.50 BBC News (S,HD).

12.15 Sign Zone: See Hear (R,S,HD).

12.45 Sign Zone: MasterChef (R,S). Five contestants prepare lunch at London restaurant, Craft. 1.45 Sign Zone: Five Star Babies: Inside the Portland Hospital (R,S). 2.45 This Is BBC Two (S,HD). Preview of upcoming programmes.

5.45 Rip Off Britain: Food (R,S,HD).

12.40 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming.

3.00 Murder, She Wrote (R,S,HD). An archaeological dig reveals a murder. 3.50 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Text-based information service. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). Guests air their differences.

12.05 Music on 4: Snowbombing 2016 (S,HD). 1.05 Surviving The Island with Bear Grylls (R,S,HD). 2.00 Film: Whiteout (S,HD) (2009). Thriller, starring Kate Beckinsale. ●● 3.40 The Food Chain (R,S,HD). 4.05 Location, Location, Location (R,S,HD). 5.00 Four Rooms (R,S,HD). 5.55 Will & Grace (R,S).

12.00 Ben Fogle: The Great African Migration (R,S,HD). The adventurer finds out where the wildebeest herds are. 12.55 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming.

3.10 My Million Pound Council House (R,S,HD). 4.00 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 4.25 Divine Designs (R,S). 4.45 House Doctor (R,S). 5.10 House Doctor (R,S). 5.35 House Doctor (R,S).

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LIVE ATP MASTERS TENNIS 11am, Sky Sports 1

The physical world of the Roman Empire, discovering a globalised economy of such scale that evidence of its side-effects can still be seen today.

ITV2

8.00 Emmerdale (R,S,HD).

8.30 The Cube (R,S,HD). 9.30 Psych (R,S,HD). 10.20 Royal Pains (R,S,HD). 11.15 Dinner Date (R,S). 12.15 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 12.45 The Cube: Celebrity Special (R,S,HD). 1.45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (S,HD). 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). 5.50 Take Me Out (R,S,HD).

The Mutua Madrid Open. Coverage of the concluding second-round matches in the claycourt tournament from the Caja Magica.

Eventual champion Andy Murray recorded a 6-4, 3-6, 6-0 victory over Philipp Kohlschreiber at this stage last year, while Rafael Nadal prevailed 6-4, 6-3 against Steve Johnson.

E4

6.00 Charmed (R,S). 7.35 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 8.05 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 9.00 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S,HD). 10.00 The Goldbergs (R,S,HD). 11.00 Charmed (R,S). 1.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3.00 The Goldbergs (R,S,HD). 4.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

5.00 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S,HD).

Sky1

6.00 Monkey Life (R,S,HD). 8.00 Ninja Warrior (R,S,HD). 9.00 Nothing to Declare (R,S,HD).

10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD).

12.00 Forever (R,S,HD). Henry searches for the killer of a cyberterrorist. 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 3.00 UK Border Force (R,S,HD). 4.00 Futurama (R,S). 5.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 5.30 Futurama (R,S).

UNSTOPPABLE 9pm, Film4

FILM PICK

MARY BEARD’S ULTIMATE ROME: EMPIRE WITHOUT LIMIT 9pm, BBC2

A driverless train carrying a deadly cargo of toxic chemicals goes out of control. A veteran train operator and his rookie colleague set off in pursuit in their own locomotive, intending to bring it to a halt before it crashes and causes a major disaster. Action thriller, the final film from director Tony Scott, starring Denzel Washington, Chris Pine, Rosario Dawson, Ethan Suplee, Kevin Dunn, Kevin Corrigan, Kevin Chapman and Lew Temple.

GOLD

7.00 Sorry!. 7.45 As Time Goes By (S). 8.20 The Brittas Empire (S). 9.00 Steptoe and Son (S). 9.40 Last of the Summer Wine. 12.20 My Family (S). Michael is having problems with a classmate. 1.00 Outnumbered (S). 1.35 Porridge (S). Betting fever sweeps the prison.

2.20 As Time Goes By (S). 3.00 The Brittas Empire (S). 3.40 Last of the Summer Wine.

Sky Sports 1

6.00 Football Gold (S). Manchester United v Chelsea from 1999/00. 7.00 WWE: Experience (S,HD). The latest from Raw and Smackdown.

8.00 Fantasy Football Club – The Highlights (S,HD). 8.30 SPFL Round-Up (HD). 9.00 Premier League Years (S). Memorable moments from the 2004/05 season.

11.00 Live ATP Masters Tennis (HD). See Choices Above.

Jane the Virgin, 7.30pm

Arrow, 8pm

Miranda, 9pm

Live Tennis, 11am

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 4/24.

6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 5/24.

6.00 Futurama (R,S). 15/15.

Fry falls for a robot.

6.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

14/20.

6.20 Steptoe and Son (S).

8/8. Harold’s long-lost brother turns up.

6.00 Live ATP Masters Tennis (HD). Continued.

The Mutua Madrid Open.

7.00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records (R,S,HD).

7.30 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records (R,S,HD).

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD).

Sienna tries to get under Trevor’s skin.

7.30 Jane the Virgin (S,HD).

7/22. Jane interviews potential babysitters.

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S).

16/20. The family helps depressed country singer Lurleen Lumpkin.

7.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

17/20.

7.00 My Family (S). 2/8.

Michael is having problems with a classmate.

7.40 Outnumbered (S). 2/6.

8.00 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 18/22. Charlie hooks up with Chelsea’s best friend.

8.30 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 19/22. Jake’s new friend has a bad influence on him.

8.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 8/24. The gang recreates a prom night.

8.00 Arrow (S,HD). 19/23.

Lance reaches out to Nyssa as Oliver and the team struggle to deal with the death of one of their own, but a sighting over Star City gives the vigilantes a ray of hope.

8.20 Porridge (S). 3/6.

Fletcher and Godber while away a long night.

9.00 Limitless (S,HD). 13/22.

9.00 The Almost Impossible 9.00 The 100 (S,HD). 12/16.

Brian is asked to help an Jaha makes his way back Gameshow (S,HD). 5/6.

FBI unit responsible for to Polis, and a surprise Ten contestants take catching serial killers, encounter awaits part in the action-packed while Rebecca takes a Murphy. Meanwhile, game show, with step closer to discovering Octavia uncovers an commentary from Irish Senator Morra’s link to important clue. Postcomedy duo the NZT. apocalyptic drama, Rubberbandits. starring Richard Harmon.

9.00 Miranda (S). 1/6. A shopping expedition ends in disaster.

9.40 Do Not Disturb (S).

Estranged husband and wife Anna and John attempt a reconciliation.

The Almost … 9pm

10.00 Supernatural (S,HD).

3/23. Rowena tries to consolidate her power to protect herself from the Winchesters, while Sam and Dean search for a missing baby connected to the Darkness.

10.00 The Force: Manchester 10.40 Come Fly with Me (S).

1/6. Airport (HD). Officers respond to documentary spoof, a series of alcoholstarring Matt Lucas and related incidents.

David Walliams.

Documentary following the work of Greater Manchester Police, which is England’s second-largest force.

11.00 Family Guy (R,S,HD).

20/30.

11.30 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 13/20.

11.55 American Dad! (R,S,HD). 7/20.

11.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 9/23. Kripke plays a prank on Sheldon.

11.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 10/23.

11.00 Colony (R,HD). 4/10.

Will’s home is attacked.

11.20 Come Fly with Me (S).

2/6. A wing malfunction delays passengers.

11.00 Premier League Years (S). Memorable moments from the 2005/06 season.

12.25 Glitchy (R,S,HD). 12.55 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 1.25 The Almost Impossible Gameshow (R,S,HD). Actionpacked game show. 2.15 The Hot Desk: DNCE (R,S,HD). 2.25 Teleshopping. Home shopping.

5.55 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

12.00 The IT Crowd (R,S,HD).

12.30 The IT Crowd (R,S,HD). 1.00 The 100 (R,S,HD). 2.00 Supernatural (R,S,HD). 2.45 Rude Tube (R,S,HD). 3.40 New Girl (R,S,HD). 4.00 Marry Me (R,S,HD).

4.20 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 4.40 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD).

12.00 Ross Kemp: Extreme World (R,S,HD). The actor investigates sex trafficking in India.

1.00 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder (R,S). 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD).

3.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 4.00 Nothing to Declare (R,S,HD). 4.30 Nothing to Declare (R,S,HD). 5.00 Emergency Abroad (R,S,HD).

12.00 Cheers (S). 12.30 Vic Reeves Big Night Out. 1.00 The Wrong Mans (S). Sam and Phil try to rescue Mr Stevens’ wife. 1.40 Come Fly with Me (S). 2.20 Come Fly with Me (S). 2.50 A Bit of Fry and Laurie. 3.20 Cheers (S). 3.50 Rex the Runt. 4.00 Close

1.00 La Liga World (HD). 1.30 Football Gold (S,HD). 1.45 Football Gold (S). 2.00 Premier League Years (S). 4.00 Barclays Premier League Legends (S,HD).

4.30 Barclays Premier League Legends (S,HD). 5.00 Premier League 100 Club (S,HD). 5.30 Premier League 100 Club (S,HD).

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6.20 Robin Hood (HD) (2010). An archer returning from the crusades faces a plot by a knight to bring about a French conquest of England.

Adventure, with Russell Crowe. ●●● 9.00 Unstoppable (HD) (2010). See Choices Above. ●●●● 10.55 Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (HD) (2012). A man destined to become one of America’s greatest presidents devotes his life to battling the undead. Thriller, starring Benjamin Walker. ●●

1.00 The Tree of Life (HD) (2011). ●●●●●

10.00 Plebs (R,S,HD). 6/8.

Marcus and Stylax help invent a new officebased sport.

10.30 Family Guy (R,S,HD).

27/30. Burglars break into the Griffins’ home.

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Film4

11.00 Raiders from Beneath the Sea (1964). ●● 12.30 40 Guns to Apache Pass (HD) (1967). ●● 2.20 A Ticket to Tomahawk (HD) (1950). ●●● 4.15 The Night of the Grizzly (HD) (1966). ●●●

10.30 Sporting Triumphs (S,HD). Thierry Henry looks back at winning Euro 2000.

10.45 Sporting Triumphs (HD). Glenn McCrory looks back at winning the IBF World Cruiserweight title.

2 days from £179.00 per person

BBC4

7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather.

7.30 Handmade on the Silk Road (HD).

8.00 The Silk Road (R,HD). Sam Willis traces the history of the trade route.

9.00 The Joy of Train Sets – The Model Railway Story (R).

Documentary exploring the popularity of train replicas.

10.00 Balmoral (R).

The history of the royal family’s most private residence.

11.00 Timeshift: How to Be a Lady – An Elegant History (R).

12.00 Dancing Cheek to Cheek: An Intimate History of Dance (R,HD). A historical look at the country’s favourite dances.

1.00 Jim Clark: The Quiet Champion (R). 2.00 The Joy of Train Sets – The Model Railway Story (R).

3.00 Balmoral (R).

WEDNESDAY MAY 04

Daniel O’Donnell in Concert – Bournemouth

Live at the Bournemouth International Centre Departing September 2016

After a two-year break, Daniel returns to the UK in September 2016 to perform in Bournemouth.

Our price includes • A top-price ticket for ‘The Daniel O’Donnell Show’ on Sunday evening at Bournemouth International Centre • A visit to either Salisbury, Windsor or Winchester (or a similar place of interest), subject to your route home • One night’s bed and full English breakfast accommodation at a good hotel in the south coast area • Return coach transfers between your hotel and Daniel’s concert • Coach travel from the local area • Escorted by a friendly tour manager

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TV PICKS

PEAKY BLINDERS 9pm, BBC2

New series. Thomas Shelby’s wedding day arrives, but in the middle of the celebrations, a mysterious visitor puts the entire family in danger.

BBC1

6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Rip Off Britain: Food (S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer. 11.00 Neighbourhood Blues (S,HD). 11.45 Oxford Street Revealed (R,S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S,HD). 1.00 BBC News (S,HD). 1.30 Regional News (S). 1.45 Doctors (S,HD).

2.15 The Code (S,HD). 3.00 Escape to the Country (R). 3.45 Money for Nothing (S,HD). 4.30 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (S,HD). 5.15 Pointless (S,HD).

FILM RATINGS

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KANGAROO DUNDEE AND OTHER ANIMALS – PART 1: NATURAL WORLD 8pm, BBC2

The natural history documentary follows the work of tough Australian Chris ‘Brolga’ Barnes, who featured in his own BBC Two documentary series a couple of years ago, and has dedicated his life to rescuing and raising orphaned kangaroos in the outback.

BBC2

7.15 Money for Nothing (R,S,HD). 8.00 Sign Zone: The Great Interior Design Challenge (R,S). 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire (S,HD). 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live (S,HD).

12.00 Daily Politics (S,HD). 1.00 The A to Z of TV Cooking (R,S). 1.25 Pressure Pad (R,S,HD). 2.10 Paul Hollywood’s Pies & Puds (R,S,HD). 2.40 My Life on a Plate (R,S,HD). 3.25 Coast Australia (R,S,HD).

4.15 Indian Ocean with Simon Reeve (R,S,HD). 5.15 Flog It! (R,S,HD).

GRAYSON PERRY: ALL MAN 10pm, Channel 4

The artist investigates masculinity, entering three ultra-male worlds beginning with cagefighters – to find out what they demonstrate about men in Britain today.

ITV

6.00 Good Morning Britain (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S,HD). 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). 10.30 This Morning (S,HD).

12.30 Loose Women (S,HD). With singer Billy Ocean and artist Grayson Perry. 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News (S). 1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 Judge Rinder (S,HD). Reallife cases in a studio courtroom. 3.00 Chopping Block (S,HD). 3.59 Regional Programme (S). 4.00 Tipping Point (S,HD). 5.00 The Chase (S,HD).

GARETH’S INVICTUS CHOIR 9pm, BBC1

As this documentary proves, even with all Gareth Malone’s vast experience, creating a choir can still be tough – especially as he now faces his most difficult challenge to date. Gareth has been asked to form a choir of wounded ex-service men and women to perform at the Invictus Games in Florida.

Channel 4

6.20 Will & Grace (R,S). 7.35 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S). 9.00 Frasier (R,S).

10.30 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (R,S). 11.25 Four in a Bed (R,S,HD).

11.55 Channel 4 News Summary (S,HD).

12.00 Four in a Bed (R,S,HD). 2.00 Channel 4 Racing (S,HD). Live coverage of four races from Chester. 4.00 Couples Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD). Couples compete in Wiltshire. 5.00 Four in a Bed (S,HD). 5.30 Shipping Wars UK (S,HD).

Channel 5

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff (HD). 11.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors (R,S,HD). 12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD).

12.15 Cowboy Builders (R,S,HD). Dominic Littlewood revisits a Twickenham woman he helped in 2009. 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS (R,S). 3.15 Film: Deadly Pursuit (S) (2015).

Premiere. Romantic thriller, starring KC Clyde. ●●● 5.00 5 News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

The Hairy Bikers’ Pubs … 6.30pm

Bargain Shop Wars, 8.30pm

Kirstie and Phil’s Love It or … 8pm

On Benefits: Life on the Dole, 8pm

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6.00 BBC News at Six; Weather (S,HD).

6.30 Regional News (S).

6.00 Regional News (S); Weather.

6.30 ITV News (S); Weather.

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 18/22.

Marge becomes obsessed with peach-based desserts.

6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Sienna tries to get under Trevor’s skin.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD).

Olivia has devastating news for Irene about Claire.

6.30 5 News Tonight (S,HD).

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7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Topical stories from around the UK. 7.30 EastEnders (S,HD). The residents take drastic action against Ian. Followed by BBC News: Regional News.

6.00 Eggheads (S,HD). 48/100. Quiz show, hosted by Jeremy Vine.

6.30 The Hairy Bikers’ Pubs That Built Britain (S,HD). 14/15. Si King and Dave Myers learn about the Great Fire of London.

7.00 Antiques Road Trip (S,HD).

7/10. Anita Manning and David Harper search for hidden gems in Yorkshire and County Durham before the auction in Newcastle.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Pete is released from prison.

7.30 Should I Intervene?: Tonight (S,HD). Fiona Foster investigates the consequences of helping out in an emergency situation.

7.00 Channel 4 News (S,HD).

7.00 Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railway Journeys (R,S,HD).

Chris Tarrant journeys from Bangkok in Thailand to Mandalay in Myanmar.

Followed by 5 News Update.

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EastEnders, 7.30pm

8.00 MasterChef: The Finals (S,HD). 24/25. The hopefuls face the penultimate task of the contest – preparing a threecourse menu designed by Swiss chef Daniel Humm and judged by five of his contemporaries.

8.00 Kangaroo Dundee and Other Animals – Part 1: Natural World (S,HD). See Choices Above.

8.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Lawrence tries to bribe Ronnie to stay away.

8.30 Bargain Shop Wars (S,HD).

4/6. Knickers are down to just 30p in the Derby store.

8.00 Kirstie and Phil’s Love It or List It (S,HD). 2/8. Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help husband-and-wife doctors whose Victorian semi is no longer working, and cannot agree whether to redesign it or to move to the country.

8.00 On Benefits: Life on the Dole (S,HD). The documentary about people living below the breadline meets two couples planning the perfect wedding on benefits. Followed by 5 News Update.

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9.00 Gareth’s Invictus Choir (S,HD). 1/2. See Choices Above.

9.00 Peaky Blinders (S,HD). 1/6.

See Choices Above.

9.00 What Would Be Your Miracle? (S,HD). 2/3. See Choices Above.

9.00 24 Hours in Police Custody (S,HD). Cameras follows events in Luton police station as Tommy Robinson, the founder of the English Defence League, is held following an assault on a Muslim man.

9.00 The Secret Life of Puppies (S). 2/2. Conclusion of the twopart documentary as the puppies join their human families. A labrador puppy meets its owners and a West Highland terrier goes shopping in the big city.

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10.00 Mock the Week (R,S,HD). 5/14.

With Josh Widdicombe, Gary Delaney, Tiffany Stevenson and Romesh Ranganathan.

10.30 Newsnight (S,HD).

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S); Weather.

10.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

10.40 UEFA Europa League Highlights (S,HD). Action from the semi-final second-leg matches, which were Liverpool v Villarreal and Sevilla v Shakhtar Donetsk.

10.00 Grayson Perry: All Man (S,HD). 1/3. See Choices Above.

10.00 Aidan: The Rarest Boy in the World (R,S,HD). Documentary following a boy who has an extremely rare genetic disorder as he and his family travel to America to meet a specialist, as well as other children with the condition.

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10.00 BBC News at Ten (S,HD).

10.30 Regional News (S).

10.45 Question Time (S,HD). 29/36.

Topical debate from Manchester on the night of the nationwide elections, chaired

by David Dimbleby.

11.45 Election 2016 (S,HD). Huw Edwards presents the election results.

11.10 Weather (S,HD).

11.15 Mary Beard’s Ultimate Rome: Empire Without Limit (R,S,HD). 2/4. The scholar explores the physical world of the Roman Empire.

11.40 Murder, She Wrote (R,S,HD).

11/21. Conflict erupts between miners and Native Americans.

11.05 Alan Carr: Chatty Man (S,HD). 10/10. With Maisie Williams and Nick Grimshaw.

Last in the series.

11.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away (R,S,HD). 4/7. The agents face a fraudulent tenant and a mother in denial. Last in the series.

12.15 Sign Zone: MasterChef (R,S). The amateurs make lunch at London restaurant L’Anima. 1.15 Sign Zone: Paul O’Grady: The Sally Army and Me (R,S). Paul reads a Bible story to a room full of children. 1.45 This Is BBC Two (S,HD). Preview of upcoming programmes. 5.45 Rip Off Britain: Food (R,S,HD). Viewers’ questions on keeping food fresh.

12.35 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming.

3.00 Should I Intervene?: Tonight (R,S,HD). Fiona Foster investigates the consequences of helping out in an emergency situation. 3.25 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Text-based information service. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD). Guests air their differences.

12.10 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (R,S). 1.00 Never Seen a Doctor (R,S,HD). 1.55 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners (R,S,HD). 2.50 One Born Every Minute (R,S,HD). 3.45 The Extraordinary Case of Alex Lewis (R,S,HD). 4.35 Unreported World (R,S,HD). 5.05 Fifteen To One (R,S,HD). 5.55 Will & Grace (R,S).

12.00 SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming. 3.10 Henry VIII and His Six Wives (R,S,HD). The king’s third and fourth wives, Jane Seymour and Anne of Cleves.

4.00 Wildlife SOS (R,S). The work of volunteers at an animal sanctuary. 4.25 Divine Designs (R,S). 4.45 House Doctor (R,S). 5.10 House Doctor (R,S). 5.35 House Doctor (R,S).

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WHAT WOULD BE YOUR MIRACLE? 9pm, ITV

LIVE PREMIER LEAGUE DARTS 7pm, Sky Sports 1

ITV2

9.00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records (R,S,HD). 9.30 Psych (R,S,HD). 10.20 Royal Pains (R,S,HD). 11.15 Dinner Date (R,S).

12.15 Emmerdale (R,S,HD). 12.45 Coronation Street (R,S,HD). 1.15 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records (R,S,HD). 1.45 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (S,HD). 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD).

5.50 Take Me Out (R,S,HD).

E4

6.00 Charmed (R,S). 7.35 Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 8.05 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 9.00 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S,HD). 10.00 The Goldbergs (R,S,HD). 11.00 Charmed (R,S). 1.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD). 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 3.00 The Goldbergs (R,S,HD). 4.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,S,HD).

5.00 Rude(ish) Tube (R,S,HD).

Sky1

6.00 Monkey Life (R,S,HD). 8.00 Ninja Warrior (R,S,HD). 9.00 Nothing to Declare (R,S,HD).

10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD).

12.00 Forever (R,S,HD). Henry investigates a murder connected to a sunken ship. 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 3.00 UK Border Force (R,S,HD). 4.00 Futurama (R,S). 5.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 5.30 Futurama (R,S).

FAST & FURIOUS 6 9pm, Film4

FILM PICK

Emma Willis meets an eightyear-old deaf girl having an operation to fit cochlear implants and a retired marine undergoing a brain operation to treat the tremors he suffers.

All the action from round 14 at Manchester Arena. Featuring the England v Scotland clash between James Wade and Peter Wright, Gary Anderson v Robert Thornton in an all-Scottish affair and the battle between Dutchmen Michael van Gerwen and Raymond van Barneveld.

A gang of fugitives is reunited by an FBI manhunter, who offers the criminals pardons in return for their help. They must go to Europe and bring down a criminal syndicate led by a ruthless London gangster, whose right-hand woman is an old friend of theirs assumed to be dead. Action thriller sequel, with Vin Diesel, Dwayne Johnson, Michelle Rodriguez, Paul Walker, Jordana Brewster, Gina Carano, Luke Evans and Chris ‘Ludacris’ Bridges.

GOLD

7.00 Sorry!. 7.40 As Time Goes By (S). 8.20 The Brittas Empire (S). 8.55 Steptoe and Son (S). 9.35 Last of the Summer Wine. 11.35 My Family (S). 12.15 Outnumbered (S). Ben stays at an adventure camp. 12.55 Porridge (S). 1.35 As Time Goes By (S). 2.15 The Brittas Empire (S). 2.50 Last of the Summer Wine. Compo makes a bet.

Sky Sports 1

12.30 Barclays Premier League Legends (S,HD). 1.00 Premier League 100 Club (S,HD). 1.30 Barclays Premier League Legends (S,HD). 2.00 Elite League Speedway (HD). 4.00 Barclays Premier League Legends (S,HD).

4.30 Football Gold (S,HD). 5.00 Sky Sports Classics. 5.15 Football Gold (S). 5.30 Barclays Premier League World (S,HD).

The Big Bang Theory, 8.30pm

DC’s Legends of … 8pm

Gavin & Stacey, 9pm

Live Darts, 7pm

6.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 6/24.

6.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 7/24.

6.00 Futurama (R,S). 2/12.

The gang accidentally freezes Santa.

6.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

18/20.

6.20 Steptoe and Son (S).

1/7. Harold writes a magazine article.

6.00 Premier League 100 Club (S,HD).

6.30 Barclays Premier League Legends (S,HD).

7.00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records (R,S,HD).

7.30 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records (R,S,HD).

7.00 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Grace and Maxine throw Sienna a hen do.

7.30 The Big Bang Theory: 200 Big Ones (R,S,HD).

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S).

19/20. Homer tries to fulfil his mother’s dying wish.

7.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

20/20.

7.00 My Family (S). 3/8.

Brigitte arranges a blind date for Janey.

7.40 Outnumbered (S). 3/6.

Ben stays at an adventure camp.

7.00 Live Premier League Darts (HD). See Choices Above.

8.00 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 20/22. Alan plans an intimate night at a hotel with his girlfriend.

8.30 Two and a Half Men (R,S,HD). 21/22.

8.00 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 17/24. The gang finally celebrates Sheldon’s birthday.

8.30 The Big Bang Theory (S,HD). 18/24. Penny, Amy and Bernadette give Raj dating advice.

8.00 DC’s Legends of Tomorrow (S,HD).

10/16. Rip and the team go on a quest to take out an ally of Savage.

8.20 Miranda (S). 1/6. A shopping expedition ends in disaster.

9.00 Release the Hounds (R,S,HD). 2/6. Horror game show, hosted by Reggie Yates. Three contestants from Leeds enter a forest at dusk and endure a series of spooky challenges in order to win cash prizes.

9.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (S,HD). 20/23. Adrian and Rosa announce their engagement.

9.30 Angie Tribeca (S). 2/10.

LAPD detective Angie tries to find a killer targeting bakers.

9.00 Colony (S,HD). 5/10. The identity of Resistance leader Geronimo is revealed and Snyder seizes his chance to take revenge and climb the Colony ladder.

Meanwhile, Katie struggles with her conscience.

9.00 Gavin & Stacey (S). 1/6.

First episode of the comedy, starring Mathew Horne and Joanna Page.

9.40 Not Going Out (S). 1/6.

First episode of the sitcom, starring Lee Mack.

Celebrity Juice, 10pm

10.20 Not Going Out (S). 2/6.

A death in the family brings Tim and Kate closer.

10.30 Barclays Premier League World (S,HD). A round-up of the latest news.

11.05 The Big Bang Theory 11.00 The Five (R,S,HD). 6/10.

11.20 Family Guy (R,S,HD).

(R,S,HD). 11/23.

Danny makes a 25/30. Brian’s gay cousin Leonard’s mother visits. breakthrough in the plans to marry. case.

11.35 The Big Bang Theory 11.50 Family Guy (R,S,HD).

(R,S,HD). 12/23. Raj lusts 21/30. Quagmire after a girl at a party. proposes to Peter’s housemaid.

11.00 Not Going Out (S). 3/6.

Lee pretends to be Tim. 11.40 Not Going Out (S). 4/6.

Lee agrees to give Kate driving lessons.

11.00 La Liga Show (HD). A look ahead to forthcoming fixtures.

11.30 Premier League 100 Club (S,HD).

12.15 American Dad! (R,S,HD).

Steve loses his girlfriend to another boy. 12.45 American Dad! (R,S,HD). Steve suffers from back trouble. 1.20 Plebs (R,S,HD). 1.50 @elevenish (R,S,HD). 2.15 Teleshopping. Home shopping.

5.45 ITV2 Nightscreen (HD).

12.20 Gavin & Stacey (S). First episode of the comedy, starring Mathew Horne and Joanna Page.

1.00 Cheers (S). 1.30 Vic Reeves Big Night Out. 2.00 Not Going Out (S). First episode of the sitcom, starring Lee Mack. 2.40 Not Going Out (S). 3.20 A Bit of Fry and Laurie. 4.00 Close

12.00 Football Gold (S,HD). 12.15 Football Gold (S,HD). 12.30 Football Gold (S). 12.45 Football Gold (S). 1.00 La Liga Show (HD).

1.30 Football Gold (S,HD). 1.45 Football Gold (S,HD). 2.00 Premier League Years (S). 4.00 Barclays Premier League Legends (S,HD).

12.00 Stop, Search, Seize (R,HD).

Documentary following the work of Ireland’s border force. 1.00 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder (R,S). 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 3.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 4.00 Nothing to Declare (R,S,HD). 4.30 Nothing to Declare (R,S,HD). 5.00 Emergency Abroad (R,S,HD).

7.05 Cheaper By the Dozen (HD) (2003). A couple with 12 children plan to make a fresh start in a new town, but nothing goes according to plan.

Remake of the 1950 comedy, with Steve Martin, Bonnie Hunt and Piper Perabo. ●● 9.00 Fast & Furious 6 (HD) (2013). See Choices Above. ●●● 11.30 Mama (HD) (2013). A couple take in two orphans left alone in the woods, unaware a supernatural force is watching over them. Horror, starring Jessica Chastain. ●●●

1.30 To the Wonder (HD) (2012). ●●●

10.00 Celebrity Juice (S,HD). 10.00 The IT Crowd (R,S,HD). 10.00 The Five (R,S,HD). 5/10.

Slade’s life is turned Comedy quiz, hosted by 3/6. Jen acquires an upside down when he Keith Lemon. admirer. receives some 10.50 @elevenish (S,HD).

10.35 The IT Crowd (R,S,HD). devastating news, while 8/11. Topical comedy 4/6. Jen wonders what Pru questions her series. lies behind the red door. decisions and Danny unearths another murder scene.

12.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (R,S,HD). 12.30 Rude Tube (R,S,HD). 1.35 Rush Hour (R,S).

2.25 Empire (R,S,HD). 3.10 Rude Tube (R,S,HD). 4.05 Marry Me (R,S,HD). 4.25 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD). 4.50 Rules of Engagement (R,S,HD).

Film4

11.00 Conspiracy of Hearts (1960). ●●●● 1.15 Crash Dive (HD) (1943). ●● 3.25 Sahara (HD) (1943). ●●● 5.25 20 Million Miles to Earth (HD) (1957). ●●●

BBC4

7.00 World News Today (HD); Weather.

7.30 Top of the Pops: 1981 (R).

8.00 Balmoral (R).

The history of the royal family’s most private residence.

9.00 A Very British Map: The Ordnance Survey Story (R,HD). The history of a quintessentially British institution.

10.00 Jim Clark: The Quiet Champion (R). Profile of the two-time Formula One champion.

11.00 True North: Crossmaglen – Field of Dreams (R,HD). Following Crossmaglen Rangers GAC over the course of two seasons.

12.00 Top of the Pops: 1981 (R). 12.40 Sex: A Horizon Guide (R). 1.40 Sex, Lies and Love Bites: The Agony Aunt Story (R,HD). 2.40 Everything and Nothing (R,HD).

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