TV Guide - April 12-18, 2013

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Prime7

FRIDAY APRIL 12

6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show [s] 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “High School Musical 3” (G) (’08) Stars: Zac Efron 2:30 Mercurio’s Menu: Bellarine/ Canberra [s] 3:30 Who’s Still Standing: An Ivy League Of Their Own 4:30 Seven News At 4.30 [s] 5:30 Deal Or No Deal [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Today Tonight [s] 7:00 Better Homes And Gardens [s] – Better Homes goes retro. Joh steps back to the 50s in a Brisbane home set up to look like a classic diner. Build your own pinball machine at home. Create a modern version of a 70s fondue, plus perfect crème caramel.

8:30 AFL Premiership Season: Rnd 3: Fremantle v Essendon *Live* – The Bombers travel west to Patersons Stadium for a huge Friday Night Football clash. Fremantle ended the year strongly in 2012 creating high expectation this year.

12:00 The Late Movie: “Sione’s Wedding” (M s,l) (’06) Stars: Oscar Kightley 2:15 Home Shopping

TEN

WIN

6:00 Today *Live* [s] 9:00 Morning Summers Series (PG) 6:00 Golf: The 2013 US Masters - Live 9:30 Everyday 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 The Ellen De- Gourmet 10:00 Good Chef Bad Chef10:30 Boy’s Weekend Generes Show (PG) 1:00 The View (PG) 2:00 Days Of Our (PG mp) [s] 11:00 Bondi Vet (PG mp) 11:30 Bondi Rescue Lives (PG) 3:00 News Now [s] 4:00 Alive And Cooking (PG l,n) [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (PG) [s] 1:00 The Doctors (PG) [s] 2:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) [s] 4:30 Afternoon News [s] 5:30 Hot Seat [s] 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 6:00 National News [s] 3:30 Wurrawhy [s] 6:30 WIN News [s] 7:00 The Voice (PG) – The show that took Australia by 4:00 Lightning Point [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful storm is back in 2013.

5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 8:30 Movie: “The Rebound” (M s,l,d) (’09) Stars: 6:00 The Simpsons [s] Catherine Zeta Jones & Justin Bartha 6:30 The Project [s] 10:30 Person Of Interest: Critical (M v) – Finch and Reese must look to an unconventional source for help 7:30 The Living Room (PG) – This weekly series takes the best of lifestyle TV and adds a fresh enterafter the Machine gives them the number of a successtainment spin. ful surgeon.

8:30 American Idol: Week 15 - Performance & Re11:30 WIN News Hour Late Edition [s] sults Show (PG) [s] 12:30 Friday Night Football: Sydney Roosters v Can11:00 TEN Late News [s] terbury Bulldogs – From Allianz Stadium, Sydney.

2:30 Friday Night Football: Brisbane Broncos v North 11:45 The Project Encore [s] 12:45 Late Show - David Letterman (PG Queensland Cowboys – From Suncorp Stadium, 1:30 Infomercial (PG) Brisbane.

5:00 Golf: The 2013 US Masters - Live 4:30 Good Morning America

Sons & Daughters 10:00 Coronation St GO! 7TWO 9:30 (PG) 10:30 Step By Step (PG) 11:00 The

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7:00 Children’s Programs 9:00 NBC Today GEM 7MATE 11:00 VIP: K-Val (PG) 12:00 Shockwave:

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Martha Stewart Show 12:00 Hart To Hart (PG) 1:00 The World At War 2:00 Movie: “Because They’re Young” (PG v,a) (’60) 4:00 Mad About You (PG) 4:30 Perfect Strangers 5:00 The Hogan Family (PG) 5:30 Whose The Boss (PG) 6:00 Digging Deep 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 Keeping Up Appearances (PG) 8:00 Are You Being Served? (PG) 8:30 Escape To The Country 9:30 Cowboy Builders (PG) 10:30 60 Minute Makeover 11:30 Movie: “Armed And Dangerous” (M v) (’86) Stars: John Candy

#33 (PG) 1:00 Motor Mate: History of Motor Racing (PG) 2:00 Motor Mate 4:30 Dream Car Garage 5:30 Pimp My Ride (PG) 6:30 Movie: “The Nutty Professor” (PG l,s) (’96) Stars: Eddie Murphy 8:30 Movie: “Double Jeopardy” (M v,l,s) (’99) Stars: Tommy Lee Jones 10:40 Program To Be Advised 12:00 Blokesworld (MA15+s,n) 12:30 Jacked: Auto Theft Task Force (M) 1:00 VIP (PG) 2:00 Shockwave: #33 (PG) 3:00 Motor Mate 4:00 Dream Car Garage 4:30 Panic Mechanics (PG)

Prime7

SATURDAY APRIL 13

6:00 Home Shopping 7:00 Weekend Sunrise [s] 10:00 The Morning Show - Weekend (PG) 12:00 Possums Club 12:30 That ‘70s Show (PG) 1:00 Program To Be Advised 3:00 2013 AFL Premiership Season: Rnd 3: North Melbourne v Sydney – The reigning premiers Sydney make the trek south to Hobart’s Blundstone Arena to battle North Melbourne.

6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 2013 AFL Premiership Season: Rnd 3: Geelong v Carlton *Live* – Saturday Night Footy comes from Etihad Stadium with a finals-like clash between two of 2013’s premiership contenders.

11:00 V8 Supercars: Auckland 400 Pukekohe – Highlights of all the action.

12:00 The Late Movie: “Borderline Normal” (M a,s) (’00) – Two sensitive teenagers from broken homes find comfort in each other’s arms as they help one another to cope with the emotional loss of their families. Stars: Corbin Bernsen, Stephanie Zimbalist & Michael Ironside 2:00 Home Shopping

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:00 Power Rangers (PG) 10:30 Winx Club (PG) 11:00 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 12:00 TMZ 12:30 Extra 1:00 The Bachelor (PG) 3:00 Monsuno (PG) 3:30 Power Rangers 4:05 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien (PG v) 4:30 Young Justice (PG v) 5:00 Adventure Time (PG v) 5:30 Movie: “PeeWee’s Big Adventure” (G) Stars: Elizabeth Daily 7:30 Movie: “Addams Family Values” (PG v) Stars: Raul Julia 9:30 Movie: “Sphere” (M v,h) Stars: Dustin Hoffman 12:00 Conan (M) 1:00 MAD (M) 1:30 TMZ 2:00 The Bachelor (PG l) 4:00 Conan (PG)

9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Alive & Cooking 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 Movie: “Lease Of Life” (G) (’54) Stars: Robert Donat 2:00 Hoarding: Buried Alive (PG) 3:00 Alive & Cooking 3:30 Jo Frost: Extreme Parental Guidance (PG) 4:30 Mary Queen Of Shops (PG) 5:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:00 A Current Affair 7:30 Friday Night Football: Sydney Roosters v Canterbury Bulldogs 9:30 Friday Night Football: Brisbane Broncos v North Queensland Cowboys 11:30 Movie: “Any Which Way But Loose” (M v) Stars: Clint Eastwood 1:50 Friends (PG)

ABC

6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 9:30 Business Today [s] 10:00 Planet Science 11:00 Foreign Correspondent [s] 11:30 One Plus One [s] 12:00 Midday Report 12:30 Poirot (PG) [s] 1:25 Last Of The Summer Wine [s] 2:00 Orbit: Earth’s Extraordinary Journey [s] 3:00 Children’s Programs 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition 6:00 Grand Designs: The Barn & Guildhall [s] 7:00 ABC News 7:30 7.30 [s] – Guy Stayner examines the local issues concerning Victoria.

8:00 Who’s Been Sleeping In My House? Gunning [s] – Adam Ford heads to the small NSW town of Gunning where he investigates a home that played a key role in the history of rogue bushrangers.

8:30 Silent Witness: Change (M v) [s] 9:30 Silk (PG) [s] 10:30 Lateline [s] 11:05 Lowdown: Bonk Bonk! Who’s There (M l,s) [s] 11:35 rage (MA15+a,l,d,h,n,s,v) 5:00 rage (PG) 6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 4:30 Play School 5:00 Peppa Pig 5:20 Octonauts 5:35 Timmy Time 5:45 Bananas In Pyjamas 6:00 Guess How Much I Love You 6:15 Humf 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 The Roast 7:40 The Best Of River Monsters 8:30 Would I Lie To You? (PG) 8:45 Dawn Porter: Extreme Wife: Geisha Girl (M s,n) 9:35 7 Days Of Sex (M a,s) 10:15 The Roast 10:30 Comedy Up Late (M) 11:00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 11:45 The Best Of River Monsters 12:35 Gimme, Gimme, Gimme (PG) 1:05 Solo (M l) 2:05 ABC News Update

SBS 2

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:40 Move It Mobstyle 11:05 Escape From Scorpion Island 11:35 What Do You Know? 12:00 BTN Extra 12:35 Rush TV 1:00 Total Drama Island 1:25 The Twisted Whiskers Show 2:05 Almost Naked Animals 2:20 Chop Socky Chooks 2:45 Sally Bollywood 3:00 My Place 3:30 Lockie Leonard 4:00 Gasp! 4:20 Gawayn 4:35 Dennis & Gnasher 5:05 MI High 5:35 Dani’s Castle 6:05 Star Wars 6:30 Deadly 60 6:55 Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids 7:10 Life With Boys 7:30 Prank Patrol 8:05 Good Game SP 8:30 Bushwhacked!

ABC 24

6:00 MotoGP 2013 10:00 NASCAR 12:00 The Game Plan - Encore 1:00 Python Hunters (PG) 2:00 Fear Factor (PG) 3:30 Big Fish, Small Boats 4:00 Get Smart 4:30 Cops (PG d) 5:00 Masterchef USA 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Get Smart 7:00 Cops (PG l) 7:30 Undercover Boss Australia (PG a) 8:30 Law & Order: SVU: Noncompliance (M a) 9:30 Basketball: NBL Championship 12:00 Defying Gravity (M s) – An unaccounted hatch failure puts Zoe’s life at risk 1:00 Mark Loves Sharon (M s) 2:00 Omnisport Hot off the satellite 2:30 MLB Player Poll 3:00 Major League Baseball

ABC2

9:00 Excused (PG) 9:30 Old School Neighbours 10:00 7th Heaven 11:00 The Love Boat (PG) 12:00 Charmed (PG v,sn) 1:00 Junior Masterchef 2:00 Star Trek Voyager (PG) 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King of Queens (PG) 4:30 Family Ties (PG) 5:00 Happy Days 5:30 The Brady Bunch 6:00 Excused (PG) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 8:00 Becker (PG) 8:30 Star Trek Voyager (PG) 11:30 The Late Late Show (PG) 12:30 ET 1:00 Omg! Insider 1:30 Happy Days 2:00 The Love Boat (PG) 3:00 Charmed (PG v,sn) 4:00 Fashion Star

ABC3

Children’s Programs 7:00 Weekend Today WIN -6:00 Saturday 10:00 Mornings - Summer Series TEN

6:00 Golf: The 2013 US Masters - Live 9:30 Paradise Cafe: Stage Fright [s] 10:00 The Ele12:00 Music Special: Jessica Mauboy - The phant Princess [s]10:30 Good Chef Bad Chef Sapphires 12:15 Gilligan’s Island 11:00 The Doctors (PG)12:00 Radar (PG l,s,a,v,d) 12:30 12:45 The Middle: Year of the Hecks (PG) The Hit Rater.com 1:00 Movie: “Opal Dream” (PG l,a,v) 1:15 Movie: “Dave” (PG l,s) (’93) Stars: Kevin Kline (’06) Stars: Vince Colosimo 3:30 Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations (PG l) 2:50 Movie: “Garfield 2” (G) (’06) Stars: Breckin 4:30 Antiques Roadshow [s] Mayer 5:00 News: First At Five [s] 4:30 Steve Irwin’s Wildlife Warriors [s] 5:30 Getaway (PG) 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:00 National News Saturday [s] 6:00 The Simpsons (PG) [s] 6:30 The Voice (PG) 6:30 Before The Game [s] 8:00 Movie: “Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past” (PG s,l) (’09) 7:30 Bondi Vet (PG) [s] Stars: Matthew McConaughey & Jennifer Garner 8:30 Melbourne International Comedy Festival All 10:00 House Husbands (PG) Stars Supershow 2013 (M) – The curtain rises on the 11:00 Late Movie: “Freedomland” (MA15+a,v,l) (’06) Melbourne Comedy Festival with a stupendous comStars: Samuel.L. Jackson & Edie Falco edy concert to make you laugh!

1:15 Late Late Movie: “The Hunger” (M v,s,h) (’83) 10:45 Mr & Mrs Murder Encore: A Flare For Stars: David Bowie & Susan Sarandon Murder (M) 3:05 The Baron (PG) 11:45 2013 Formula 1 UBS Chinese Grand Prix 4:05 Danoz 2:00 Home Shopping 4:30 The Fresh Prince of Bel Air 5:00 Golf: The 2013 US Masters - Live

(PG) 3:55 Up To the Sky: The Torre Agbar .

4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Who Do You Think You Are? Kim Cattrall (PG) 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:35 Salvage Hunters [s] – Meet modern-day treasure hunter Drew Pritchard. With demanding customers, high turnover, and one of the biggest decorative salvage yards in the UK. 8:35 Lilyhammer: Guantanamo Blues (M l) – Whilst collecting a debt owed at his club, Frank learns about a construction project of luxury condominiums in a local resort.

9:30 Comedy Movie: “Vicky Cristina Barcelona” (M a) (’08) – Two girlfriends on a summer holiday in Spain become enamoured with the same painter.

Stars: Penlope Cruz (From the US, In Spanish) 11:15 Drama Movie: “Volver” (M a,d,s) (’06) Stars: Penlope Cruz (In Spanish) 1:20 The Fabulous Flag Sisters (PG) 2:25 Weatherwatch Overnight

ABC2

SBS 2

9:00 NBC Today 11:00 V8 Xtra 11:30 V8 GEM 7MATE Supercars: Auckland 400 Pukekohe 3:00

9:00 The Loop (PG l,s,v) 11:30 Happy Days 12:00 ABC3 11 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (PG) 2:00 Star Trek:

Ultimate Spider-Man 12:30 V8 Xtra 1:00 Seven’s V8 Supercars 2013: V8 Supercars: Symmons Plains 3:00 Hook Line and Sinker 3:30 Greatest Ever (PG) 4:30 Rory And Paddy’s Great British Adventure (PG) 5:30 Shockwave: #9 (PG) 6:30 Movie: “The Pacifier” (PG v) (’05) Stars: Vin Diesel 8:30 Movie: “Hulk” (M v,a) (’03) Stars: Eric Banner 11:30 Punk’t (M) 12:00 Unsolved Mysteries (M) 1:00 VIP (PG v,n) 3:00 Greatest Ever (PG) 4:00 Verminators (PG)

9:30 Movie: “Two Way Stretch” (G) (’60) Stars: Peter Sellers 11:15 Movie: “They Who Dare” (G) (’53) Stars: Dirk Bogarde 1:05 Postcards 2:00 Movie: “Gidget” (G) (’59) Stars: Sandra Dee 4:00 Movie: “Mister Roberts” (G) (’55) Stars: Henry Fonda 6:30 Secret Dealers (PG) 7:30 Antiques Roadshow 8:30 CSI: NY (M v) 9:30 CSI: Miami (MA15+v,a) 10:30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (M v,a) 11:30 The Closer (M) 12:30 Movie: “Mister Roberts” (G) (’55) Stars: Henry Fonda 2:45 Movie: “They Who Dare” (G) (’53) Stars: Dirk Bogarde 5:00 Antiques Roadshow

6:00 Rugby Classic Matches 8:00 Ironman New Zealand 2013 9:00 Ironman: Asia-Pacific 10:30 Omnisport 11:00 Pat Callinan’s 4x4 Adventures 12:00 Megafactories 1:00 Beach Patrol (PG) 1:30 71 Degrees North (PG l) 2:30 Formula 1 UBS Chinese Grand Prix 4:30 The WWE Experience 5:30 Airline (PG) 6:00 Get Smart 6:30 Monster Jam 7:30 Wedding Band (PG s) 8:30 Movie: “The Gods Must Be Crazy II” (PG v) (’89) Stars: Hans Strydom 10:35 48 Hours (M s) 11:35 Ross Kemp: Battle For The Amazon (M a) 12:35 Dollhouse (M v) 1:35 Frontiers Of Construction (PG l)

Deep Space Nine (PG) 3:00 Becker (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Family Ties (PG) 5:00 Happy Days 5:30 The Brady Bunch 6:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG) 6:30 Fashion Star (PG) 7:30 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation - Special Encore (PG) 10:30 The Graham Norton Show 11:30 The Loop (PG v,s,l,d) 2:00 Becker (PG) 2:30 Fashion Star 3:30 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG) 4:00 Cheers (PG) 4:30 King of Queens

6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 Business Today 10:00 ABC News Mornings 12:00 ABC News 12:30 Newsline with Jim Middleton 1:00 ABC News 2:30 State To State 3:00 Afternoon Live 5:05 Capital Hill 5:30 ABC News 6:00 The Drum 6:45 The Technology Quarter 7:00 ABC News 7:32 Planet America 8:00 News Exchange 8:32 One Plus One 9:00 The World 10:02 The Drum 10:45 The Technology Quarter 11:00 ABC News 11:30 Big Ideas 12:00 ABC News 12:20 Lateline 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 7:30 3:00 BBC World News 3:30 7:30 4:00 Al Jazeera Newshour

The Checkout [s] 1:00 Football: VFL: Round 2: Williamstown v Coburg Coverage of the 2013 Victorian Football League (VFL).

3:55 How The Earth Was Made: Loch Ness 5:00 Midsomer Murders: Midsomer Rhapsody (PG) 6:30 Gardening Australia [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 Last Tango In Halifax (PG) [s] – Gillian’s lover is badly beaten and is hardly able to walk and talk.

8:30 Inspector George Gently: Gently Northern Soul (M) [s] – It is 1968 and Inspector George Gently and his offsider Bacchus have their eyes opened to the shocking consequences of racism.

10:00 Shaun Micallef’s Mad As Hell (PG) – he’s back and this time he knows what he’s doing 10:30 Laid (M a,l,s) – When Roo decides the only way forward is for her to have sex with Marcus, EJ is less than on board.

11:00 rage: Guest Programmer (MA15+a,l,d,h,n,s) 5:00 rage (PG)

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6:00 Children’s Programs 10:00 Young Justice: Invasion (PG) 10:30 Ben 10: Omniverse 11:00 Flea Bitten 11:30 Stormworld 12:00 A Gurl’s Wurld (PG) 12:30 Monsuno (PG) 1:30 TV Shop 2:00 Two And A Half Men (PG s) 3:30 Two And A Half Men (PG s) 4:00 Suburatory (PG) 5:30 Survivor: Caramoan (PG) 6:30 Movie: “The Witches” (PG sn,v) Stars: Angelica Huston 8:30 Movie: “The House Bunny” (M l,s) Stars: Anna Farris 10:30 Movie: “Whip It” (M l,s) Stars: Drew Barrymore 1:00 Conan (M) 2:00 Survivor: Caramoan (M) 3:00 I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here (PG s,l) 4:00 Conan (M)

6:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 6:00 Unbeatable Banzuke 6:30 Ninja Warrior (PG) 7:00 Community: Environmental Science 7:30 UEFA Europa League Highlights 8:30 If You Are the One (PG) – This popular Chinese dating show is a cultural phenomenon. 9:30 Indie Sex: Teen Flicks (MA15+s,l,n,a) – This episode presents the history and role of teenage sex and sexuality on screen 10:45 Russell Howards Good News 11:20 Bullet in the Face: Drug of Choice (MA15+v,s) 11:50 Bullet in the Face: Kiss Me Thrice (M v,s) 12:20 Weatherwatch Overnight

5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 The Zen of Bennett (PG) rage (G) 10:30 rage: Guest Programmer ABC 6:00 11:30 7:30 [s] 12:00 Australian Story [s] 12:30 SBS 2:35 Simon and Garfunkel: The Harmony Game

Saturday Disney 9:00 Shake It Up 9:30 GO! 7TWO 7:00 Wizards Of Waverly Place 10:00 Home Shopping 11:00 Creek To Coast 11:30 QLD Weekender 12:00 Sydney Weekender 12:30 Coxy’s Big Break 1:00 Horse Racing 2013: Australian Derby 5:30 Paul Merton In China (PG) 6:00 The Lakes 6:30 Heartbeat (PG) 7:30 Heartbeat PG) 8:30 Lewis: From The Beginning (M v,a) 10:40 Nazi Hunters (M) 11:50 Man Stroke Woman (M) 12:30 Paul Merton In China (PG) 1:30 Movie: The Falcon & The Co-Eds” (PG v,a) (’43) Stars: Tom Conway 3:00 The Australians (PG)

SBS

5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 The Food Lovers Guide to Australia 1:30 Don Matteo: My Father Has Been in Jail (PG) 2:30 Living Black [s] 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Global Village: Mozambique [s] 6:00 Wainwright Walks: Swaledale Uncovered [s] 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 The Great British Countryside: Highlands [s] 8:30 Turn Back Time: The Family: The Great Depression [s] – This episode sees the three families experience conditions in the inter-war years.

9:35 As It Happened: The Dark Charisma of Adolf Hitler (PG) [s] – Looks at the peak of the dictator’s popularity in Germany throughout the 1930s and his decision to invade France in 1940.

10:35 World News Australia 11:10 Drama Movie: “One For the Road” (MA15+l) (’09 (In Spanish) 12:50 Drama Movie: “Princesses” (MA15+s) (’05) (In Spanish) 2:50 Weatherwatch Overnight

6:00 Children’s Programs 4:25 Miffy & Friends 4:30 Iconicles 5:00 Peppa Pig 5:10 Olivia 5:20 Octonauts 5:35 Timmy Time 5:45 Bananas in PJs 6:00 Guess How Much I Love You 6:15 Humf 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 triple js One Night Stand (PG) 10:00 Warehouse Comedy Festival: Hannah Gadsby: Mrs Chuckles (MA15+l,s) 10:30 Comedy Up Late (M) 11:00 Ross Kemp: Extreme World: Marseille (M l,d,v) 11:45 Good Game: Pocket Edition (PG) 11:55 Childrens Hospital (M) 12:20 Life On Mars (M v) 1:20 Horne And Corden 1:50 ABC News Update 6:00 Children’s Programs 10:30 Dex Hamilton 10:55 Dead Gorgeous 11:25 Life With Boys 11:45 Prank Patrol 2:10 Gasp! 2:20 Erky Perky 2:35 Don’t Blame The Koalas 3:00 The Genie From Down Under 3:35 Stoked 4:00 The Adventures Of Figaro Pho 4:15 Jibber Jabber 4:35 Steam Punks!

5:00 Young Dracula 5:30 Star Wars: The Clone Wars (PG) 5:55 Deadly 60: South America 6:25 Prank Patrol 6:50 The Legend Of Dick And Dom 7:20 Good Game SP 7:50 Vampire Knight (PG) 8:15 Fruits Basket (PG) 8:40 Voltron: Defender of the Universe (PG)

6:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 6:00 PopAsia 7:10 Black Cab Sessions USA 7:40 Iron Chef: Broccoli 8:30 MXC (M s) – Combining comedy and disastrous spills, MXC is the ultimate take on reality sports. 9:00 Shorts on Screen: The Wholly Family (G) 9:35 Movie: “The Horde” (MA15+ h,l,v) (’09) – Four cops set out to avenge the murder of an associate. Stars: Claude Perron 11:20 Threesome: Flat-Pack (M l,s,d) 11:50 Him & Her; The Fancy Dress Party (MA15+s,l) 12:25 Skins: Franky Term has started at Roundview College (MA15+ a.d.s.l) 1:20 PopAsia 2:30 Weatherwatch Overnight

ABC 24

8:00 Weekend Breakfast 11:30 State To State 12:00 ABC News 12:45 The Arts Quarter 1:02 National Press Club 2:00 ABC News 2:30 Big Ideas 3:00 ABC News 3:32 Landline 4:00 ABC News 4:30 Australian Story 5:00 ABC News 5:32 One Plus One 6:00 ABC News 6:32 Foreign Correspondent 7:00 ABC News 7:32 State To State 8:02 Four Corners 8:45 Big Ideas Sampler 9:00 ABC News 9:32 The World This Week 10:00 ABC News 10:32 Planet America 11:02 Q&A 12:02 Big Ideas 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC World News 2:30 7.30 3:00 The World This Week

Prime7

SUNDAY APRIL 14

6:00 Nopalea Wellness Challenge 6:30 Home Shopping 7:00 Weekend Sunrise [s] 10:00 AFL Game Day (PG) 11:30 Wild Boys (PG v,s) 1:30 Footy Flashbacks [s] – A special episode of Footy Flashbacks with AFL Legend and four time premiership coach and player Leigh Matthews.

3:00 2013 AFL Premiership Season: Collingwood v Hawthorn: Rnd 3 *Live* – Two of the flag favourites go head to head at the MCG. 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Program To Be Advised 8:30 Downton Abbey (PG) [s] – The Crawleys head to the Scottish highlands for Christmas to enjoy the hospitality of Rose’s family.

9:40 Program To Be Advised 11:10 Castle: Always (M) – When the murder of an Army veteran puts Beckett on the trail of the man who shot her, Castle must decide how much he’s willing to sacrifice to keep her safe.

11:55 V8 Supercars 2013: Auckland 400 1:00 Home Shopping

Movie: “Slaves Of Babylon” (PG v) 7TWO 9:40 (’53) Stars: Richard Conte 11:30 The Hook GO!

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8:30 Home Shopping 9:30 Freak Encoun- GEM 7MATE ters (PG) 10:00 Fantastic Food Factories

& The Cook (PG) 12:00 Gary Rhodes’ Local Food Heroes 1:00 Chefs: Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (PG)Take on the Takeaway (PG) 2:45 Home & Away Catch-up (PG) 5:00 Movie: “The Fox And The Hound 2” (G) (’06) Stars: Patrick Swayze 6:30 Doc Martin (PG) 7:30 Great Migrations 8:40 Escape To The Country 9:40 60 Minute Makeover 10:40 Homes Under The Hammer 12:00 The Shield (MA15+v) 1:00 Gary Rhodes’ Local Food Heroes 2:00 Take on the Takeaway 2:30 The Bill (M)

(PG) 10:30 Hover Racers 11:00 Hook Line and Sinker (PG) 11:30 Stealth: Flying Invisible (PG) 12:30 V8 Supercars: Auckland 400 Pukekohe 3:00 Hook Line & Sinker (PG) 3:30 Greatest Ever: Tanks (PG) 4:30 Verminators (PG) 5:30 Pimp My Ride (PG) 6:30 Movie: “Remember The Titans” (PG v,a) (’00) Stars: Denzel Washington 8:50 Movie: “Rumble In The Bronx” (M v,l) (’95) Stars: Jackie Chan 10:40 Operation Repo (M) 11:40 Deadliest Warrior 12:40 30 Rock (PG) 1:10 Pimp My Ride (PG) 1:30 VIP (PG)

Prime7

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:30 Ben 10 (PG v) 11:00 Sym-bionic Titan (PG v) 12:00 Winx Club (PG v) 12:30 Monsuno (PG) 1:30 TV Shop 2:00 The Bachelorette (PG l) 4:00 The Hills (PG) 4:30 The Middle (PG) 5:30 Corpse Bride (PG v,sn) 7:00 Suburgatory (PG) 7:30 The Middle (PG) 8:00 2 Broke Girls (M) 8:30 Two And A Half Men 9:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG s) 9:30 Movie: “Step Brothers” (MA15+l,n,s) (’08) Stars: Will Ferrell 11:40 Two And A Half Men (PG s) 12:00 Conan (M) 1:00 Suburgatory (PG) 1:30 The Middle (PG) 2:00 The Bachelorette (PG l) 4:00 Conan (M)

6:40 Movie: “Treasure Island” (G) (’72) Stars: Orson Welles 8:30 TV Shop 10:00 Movie: “Mystery Junction” (PG v) (’51) Stars: Barbara Murray 11:30 Movie: “Dangerous Voyage” (PG v) (’54) 1:00 The Garden Gurus 1:30 Getaway 2:00 Sunday Footy Show (NRL) 4:00 Football: St West Tigers V St George Illawarra Dragons 6:00 Motorway Patrol (PG) 6:30 Antiques Roadshow 7:30 Galapagos 8:30 Movie: “Something’s Gotta Give” (M l,s) Stars: Jack Nicholson 11:00 True CSI: Cold Blood (MA15+v,a) 12:00 Movie: “Green Fire” (G) Stars: Grace Kelly 2:00 TV Shop

WIN

SBS 2

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9:00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 9:30 Infomercial (PG) 10:00 7th Heaven (PG) 11:00 The Love Boat (PG) 12:00 American Idol Encore (PG) 2:30 Neighbours - Encore 5:00 Merlin (PG v) 6:00 Sabrina The Teenage Witch (PG) 6:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 7:30 The Simpsons (PG) 8:00 Futurama (PG) 8:30 Movie: “John Tucker Must Die” (PG l,s) (’06) Stars: Jesse Metcalfe 10:30 The Office (PG) 11:30 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 12:30 Sabrina The Teenage Witch 1:00 7th Heaven (PG) 2:00 The Love Boat (PG) 3:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG)

ABC3

ABC 24

TEN

ABC News Breakfast [s] 9:30 Business 5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Comedy Movie: “Empty ABC 6:00 Today [s] 10:00 Planet Science 11:00 Landline SBS Nest” (PG) (’08) (In Spanish) 2:35 Minnie Loves

Sons And Daughters 10:00 Coronation 7TWO 9:30 Street 10:30 Step By Step 11:00 The GO!

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9:00 NBC Today 10:00 NBC Meet The GEM 7MATE Press 11:00 VIP (PG) 12:00 Big: Blender

Martha Stewart Show 12:00 Hart to Hart (PG) 1:00 The World At War (PG) 2:00 Movie: “Gun Fury” (PG v) (’53) Stars: Rock Hudson 4:00 Mad About You (PG) 4:30 Perfect Strangers 5:00 The Hogan Family (PG) 5:30 Who’s The Boss? 6:00 Digging Deep 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 Mighty Ships 8:30 Waking The Dead (M a) 9:40 Criminal Minds (MA15+v) 11:40 The Shield (MA15+v) 12:40 Hart To Hart (PG) 1:40 Designing Women (PG) 2:10 Mad About You (PG) 2:40 Who’s The Boss? (PG)

(PG) 1:00 Motor Mate 2:00 Australian Biker Build Off (PG l,a) 2:30 V8 Supercars: Auckland 400 Pukekohe 4:30 Dream Car Garage 5:30 Pimp My Ride (PG) 6:30 Seinfeld (PG) 7:30 Cash Cowboys (PG) 8:30 Pawn Stars (PG) 9:30 American Restoration (PG) 10:30 American Pickers (PG) 11:30 Bid America (PG) 12:00 30 Rock (PG) 1:00 VIP: Big Top Val (PG) 2:00 Big: Blender (PG) 3:00 Motor Mate: Kings of Custom 4:00 Dream Car Garage 5:00 Pimp My Ride: Mitsubishi Mirage / 1967 Ford Mustang

Prime7

8:00 Secret Dealers (PG) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Alive & Cooking 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 Movie: “Carlton-Browne Of The F. O.” (G) (’59) Stars: Peter Sellers 2:00 Secret Dealers (PG) 3:00 Alive & Cooking 3:30 Antiques Roadshow 4:30 Galapagos 5:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:00 A Current Affair 7:30 Hoarding: Buried Alive (PG) 8:30 Super Nanny USA (PG) 9:30 Embarrassing Bodies (M mp,n) 10:30 Air Crash Confidential (M) 11:30 Friends (PG) 12:00 Footy Classified (M) 1:00 Dangerman (PG) 2:00 TV Shop

WIN

SBS

5:00 Worldwatch 1:00 Al Jazeera News [s] 1:30 Living Black [s] 2:00 Speedweek [s] 4:00 Football Asia [s] 4:30 UEFA Champions League Magazine [s] 5:00 Netball: ANZ Championship Highlights 5:30 Inspector Rex: Killer Toys (PG) 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Lost Worlds: Treasures Decoded: The Golden Raft of El Dorado [s] 8:30 The Fabric of the Cosmos: The Illusion of Time [s] – Renowned physicist Brian Greene reveals a mind-boggling reality beneath the surface of our everyday world. Brian is going to let you in on a secret: We’ve all been deceived. Our perceptions of time and space have led us astray.

9:30 Death by Fire (PG) [s] – Did Texas execute an innocent man? Several controversial death penalty cases are currently under examination in Texas, but it’s the 2004 execution of Cameron Todd Willingham, convicted for the deaths of his three young children, that’s now at the centre of the debate.

10:30 Cycling: Amstel Gold Race 2013 2:05 Weatherwatch Overnight

ABC2

6:00 Golf: The 2013 US Masters: Rnd 4 *Live 9:00 The Bold & The Beautiful Encore 9:30 Program To Be Advised 10:00 Good Chef Bad Chef 10:30 Huey’s Kitchen [s] 11:00 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation Encore (PG l) [s] 12:00 Dr Phil: George Zimmerman (PG a) [s] 1:00 The Doctors (PG s,mp) 2:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 Wurrawhy [s] 4:00 Totally Wild [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:00 The Simpsons: The Fat And The Furriest [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation (PG l) 8:30 Can Of Worms (M) 9:30 Hawaii Five-O: Hoa Pili (M) 10:30 TEN Late News [s] 11:15 The Project Encore [s] 12:15 The Late Show (PG) 1:00 Infomercials (PG) 4:30 Destined to Rein (PG) 5:00 Religious Program (PG) 5:30 CBS - This Morning

6:00 Children’s Programs 9:30 Monsuno 10:00 Power Rangers Samurai (PG) 10:30 Winx Club 11:00 The Middle 11:30 Suburgatory (PG) 12:00 TMZ 12:30 Extra 1:00 The Bachelor (PG) 3:00 Monsuno (PG) 3:30 Power Rangers Samurai 4:05 Ben 10 (PG) 4:30 Young Justice (PG) 5:00 Adventure Time 5:30 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 6:30 The Middle 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG s) 8:00 Top Gear (PG) 9:30 Movie: “Law Abiding Citizen” (MA15+v,l) (’10) Stars: Gerard Butler 11:40 Two And A Half Men (M s) 12:00 Conan (M) 1:00 I Hate My Teenage Daughter (PG l)

ABC

6:00 rage 6:30 Children’s Programs 9:00 Insiders [s] 10:00 Inside Business 11:00 Asia Pacific Focus 11:30 Songs Of Praise 12:00 Landline [s] 1:00 Gardening Australia [s] 1:30 Cheese Slices [s] 2:00 How The Earth Was Made: New York 3:00 Rocksteady: The Roots Of Reggae (PG) [s] 4:35 Jennifer Byrne Presents: Graphic Novels (PG) 5:00 Chris Humfrey’s Wild Life [s] 5:30 On A Mission: South Africa, Namibia 6:00 Antiques Master [s] 6:30 Compass: Rags And Riches 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 Doctor Who [s] 8:15 The Boffin, The Builder, The Bombardier 8:30 Call The Midwife (PG) [s] 9:30 Miranda: The Dinner Party (PG) 10:00 Parkinson: Masterclass: Michael Morpurgo (M l) 10:55 Making War Horse (PG) [s] 11:45 Vincent Van Gogh: Painted With Words [s] 12:35 Movie: “To Catch A Thief” (PG) (’55) Stars: Cary Grant & Grace Kelly 2:20 The Race (PG) 4:00 The New Inventors: Grand Final

6:00 Shark U (PG) 8:00 71 Degrees North (PG) 9:00 NASCAR 1:00 Golf Getaway 1:30 Omnisport 2:00 Swisse Mark Webber Challenge 3:00 2013 Formula 1 UBS Chinese Grand Prix 5:30 Get Smart (PG) 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Megafactories: Ikea 7:30 Dirty Great Machines - Series Premiere (PG) 8:30 Movie: “Vanilla Sky” (M l,v,s,a) Stars: Tom Cruise & Penelope Cruz 11:15 Movie: “Domino” (’05) (MA15+ l,v,s) Stars: Keira Knightley & Mickey Rourke 1:55 Persons Unknown (M v) 2:55 LA Hard Hats (PG l) 3:55 M* A*S*H 4:25 Shark U: Sink Or Swim 5:25 Omnisport

6:00 Sunrise [s] 10:00 The Morning 6:00 Today 9:00 Mornings Summer Series Show [s] 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 12:00 The Midday Movie: “Playing For The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 The Keeps” (M a,s) (’12) Stars:Roger Cross, 2:00 Dr Oz: View (PG) 2:00 Days Of Our Lives (PG) 3:00 News Now ADHD: The Diagnosis That Could Save Your Marriage [s] 4:00 Alive And Cooking [s] 4:30 Afternoon News [s] (PG) [s] 3:00 New Zealand On A Plate: Rotorua [s] 3:30 5:30 Hot Seat [s] 6:00 The WIN News Hour [s] Who’s Still Standing (PG) 4:30 Seven News At 4.30 [s] 7:00 The Voice (PG) 5:30 Deal Or No Deal [s] 8:30 House Husbands (M) – Follows four families 6:00 Seven News [s] with one thing in common: the dads are in charge of 6:30 Today Tonight [s] raising the kids.

7:00 Home & Away (PG) 9:30 Person Of Interest: All In (M v) – Reese and 7:30 Program To Be Advised Finch visit Atlantic City to investigate an elderly gam8:30 Revenge: Collusion (M s,d) – With Emily by his bler whose number has come up. side, Daniel goes toe to toe with his fiercest business 10:30 Footy Classified (M) rival, Jason Prosser, to land an important deal.

11:30 Extra [s] 9:35 Program To Be Advised 12:00 WIN News Hour Late Edition [s] 11:45 Private Practice: Life Support (M) – In an 1:00 Worst Case Scenario (M) episode told from Cooper’s point of view, we follow 1:30 The New Adventures Of Old Christine (PG) him from the moment of conception through a nasty 2:00 The Avengers: Return To The Cybernauts (PG) fight with Charlotte, which inadvertently threatens 3:00 Danoz the lives of their triplets.

3:30 Good Morning America [s] 1:00 Home Shopping 5:00 Early Morning News

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TUESDAY APRIL 16

TEN

WIN

6:00 Children’s Programs 7:00 Weekend Today 10:00 Wide 6:00 Golf: The 2013 US Masters: Rnd 3 *Live 9:00 DeWorld Of Sports 11:00 Sunday Footy Show (AFL) 1:00 livering The Pandas [s] 10:00 The Bolt Report [s] 10:30 Life is Greener (PG) 2:00 Wild Boars Of The Australian Meet The Press [s] 11:30 Good Chef Bad Chef [s] 12:00 Outback 3:00 Afternoon Movie: “Snow Job” (PG v) (’72) The Doctors (PG) [s] 1:00 Orangutans: People Of The Forest 2:00 Movie: “Over Her Dead Body” (PG l,s) (’08) Stars: Cliff Potts 5:00 News: First At Five [s] Stars: Eva Longoria 5:30 Customs (PG) 4:00 Places We Go With Jennifer Adams 6:00 National News 4:30 Meet The Press: Afternoon Edition [s] 6:30 The Voice (PG) 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 8:00 60 Minutes [s] 6:00 The All New Simpsons (PG v) 9:00 The Mentalist: Red, White And Blue (M v) 10:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: In Vino Veritas 6:30 Bondi Rescue (PG l) [s] 7:00 Modern Family: Heart Broken (PG s) (M v) – A crossover episode that concludes on “CSI: 7:30 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation (PG l) NY” begins with Mac Taylor visiting Las Vegas to 8:30 Elementary: The Leviathan (M v) – Sherlock is surprise his girlfriend and discovering she’s missing. called in when an uncrackable bank vault called “The 11:00 CSI: NY: Seth And Apep (M v) Leviathan” is cracked.

12:00 Sunday Football: West Tigers v St George 9:30 The Graham Norton Show (M) [s] Illawarra Dragons – From Sydney Cricket Ground.

10:30 Mr & Mrs Murder Encore (M v) 2:00 20/20 11:30 2013 Formula 1: UBS Chinese Grand Prix – All 3:00 Antiques Roadshow: Castle Coole the action from Shanghai.

3:30 Danoz 2:00 Infomercial (PG) 4:00 Good Morning Australia 4:00 Golf: The 2013 US Masters: Rnd 4 5:00 Early Morning News

6:00 Children’s Programs 4:25 Bert And Ernie’s Great Adventures 4:30 Iconicles 4:55 Penelope 5:00 Peppa Pig 5:10 Olivia 5:20 Octonauts 5:35 Timmy Time 5:45 Bananas In Pyjamas 6:00 Guess How Much I Love You 6:15 Humf 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 Conspiracy Road Trip (PG) 8:30 Great Ormond Street (PG) 9:30 The Sex Researchers: Better Sex (MA15+n,s) 10:20 Joan Rivers: A Piece Of Work (MA15+l,s) 11:40 The Tudors (M l,s,v) 12:35 Wild At Heart 1:25 Three Hungry Boys 2:10 ABC News Update 6:00 Children’s Programs 12:00 Move It Mobstyle (PG) 12:30 Rush TV 12:55 Dancing Down Under 1:20 Sumo Mouse 1:45 I Got A Rocket 2:00 Pixel Pinkie 2:15 Mortified 2:40 Blue Water High 3:10 Double Trouble 3:35 Round The Twist 4:00 Jibber Jabber 4:25 The Jungle Book 4:50 Shaun The Sheep 5:00 Bindi’s Bootcamp 5:25 Steam Punks! 5:55 Survive This 6:15 Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids 6:30 Horrible Histories 7:00 The Avengers: Hulk Vs The World 7:25 Tower Prep: Fathers 8:10 Weekend News 8:15 The Killian Curse (PG) 8:35 Good Game SP

[s] 12:00 Midday Report [s] 12:30 Gardening Australia 1:00 Parkinson: Masterclass[s] 2:00 Ella: A Meerkat’s Tale [s] 3:00 Children’s Programs 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition 6:00 Grand Designs: The Radian House: Ipswich [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 7.30 [s] 8:00 Australian Story [s] 8:30 Four Corners [s] 9:20 Media Watch [s] 9:35 Q&A [s] – Hosted by Tony Jones.

10:35 Lateline [s] 11:10 The Business 11:35 The Silence (M v) 12:35 Movie: “Madigan” (M s,v) (’68) Stars: Henry Fonda & Richard Widmark 2:10 Movie: “The Interrupted Journey” (PG) Stars: Richard Todd 3:30 Rugby Union: Shute Shield: Round 2: Randwick v Parramatta

5:20 Worldwatch 2:00 37th Marathon de Paris 3:00 If You are the One 4:00 PopAsia 6:00 Cycling Central 6:35 Kung Fu Changed My Life (PG) 7:30 G* Wars (PG) – Two teams devise and challenge each other to a series of physical and not so physical feats 8:30 MXC (M) – Combining comedy and disastrous spills in the ultimate take on reality sports 9:00 Shameless (MA15+d,l) 10:10 Movie: “Rudo & Cursi” (M n,d,l,s) (’08) – Follows the rivalry of two brothers in the world of professional soccer. (In Spanish) 12:00 Citizen Dog (M l,s) 2:20 Weatherwatch Overnight

8:00 Weekend Breakfast 9:00 Insiders 10:00 Weekend Breakfast 11:30 The World This Week 12:00 ABC News 12:45 The Technology Quarter 1:02 Big Ideas 2:00 ABC News 2:30 Offsiders 3:00 ABC News 3:32 Need To Know 4:00 ABC News 4:30 Planet America 5:00 ABC News 5:32 At The Movies 6:00 ABC News 6:32 Australian Story 7:00 ABC News 7:32 The World This Week 8:02 Insiders 9:00 ABC News 9:32 One Plus One 10:00 ABC News 10:30 Big Ideas 11:02 Landline 12:02 Inside Business 12:30 Planet America 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC World News

Junior (PG) 2:50 Birthday Boy (PG) 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 FIFA Futbol Mundial [s] 5:00 Massive Moves: Pacific Palace [s] 5:30 Global Village [s] 6:00 Wainwright Walks: Mowbray and the Moors 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:35 Mythbusters: Trench Torpedo (PG) [s] 8:35 The Truth about Exercise [s] – Whether its running, swimming or cycling, we have always been told that doing regular exercise is one of the keys to a healthy and happy life.

9:30 Mad Men: The Good News (M a,d,s) – As 1964 draws to a close, Don heads to LA to visit Anna.

10:30 World News Australia 11:00 The World Game 12:00 FA Cup Semi Final: Wigan v Millwall / Manchester City v Chelsea /Manchester 2:00 Weatherwatch Overnight

6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 4:30 Play School 5:00 Peppa Pig 5:10 Olivia 5:20 Octonauts 5:45 Bananas In Pyjamas 6:00 Guess How Much I Love You 6:15 Humf 6:20 StoryTree 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 The Roast (PG) 7:40 The Best Of River Monsters (PG) 8:30 Doctor Who 9:15 The Boffin, The Builder, The Bombardier 9:30 The Fades (MA15+ l,v) 10:25 The Roast 10:40 The Best Of River Monsters (PG) 11:30 The Children Left Behind 12:20 The Fades (MA15+l,v) 1:15 Haven: Sketchy (M v) 2:00 ABC News Update

SBS 2

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:40 Move It Mobstyle 11:05 Escape From Scorpion Island 11:35 What Do You Know? 12:00 BTN Extra 12:20 Backyard Science 12:35 Rush TV 1:00 Total Drama Island 1:25 Jibber Jabber 2:00 Kid Vs Kat 2:25 Chop Socky Chooks 2:50 Sally Bollywood 3:05 My Place 3:30 Lockie Leonard 4:00 Gasp! 4:20 Gawayn 4:35 Dennis & Gnasher 5:05 MI High 5:35 Dani’s Castle 6:05 Star Wars: The Clone Wars (PG) 6:30 Deadly 60 6:55 Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids 7:10 Kratt Bros 8:05 Wolverine & The X-Men 8:25 Chris Humfrey’s Wild Life

ABC 24

6:00 Shark U (PG) 8:00 Ironman: Asia-pacific 9:30 Triathlon 10:30 Basketball: NBL Finals 1:00 Omnisport 1:30 Sport Science 2:30 Fear Factor (PG) 3:30 Crash Course 4:00 Megafactories 5:00 Masterchef USA 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Get Smart (PG) 7:00 COPS (PG l,d) 7:30 Python Hunters: Stalking The Anaconda (PG) 8:30 Movie: “To Be Announced 10:55 2013 Formula 1 UBS Chinese Grand Prix 1:25 Monster Jam 2:25 Ross Kemp: Battle For The Amazon (M l,d,a) 3:25 M* A*S*H 3:55 Crash Course (PG) 4:25 Shark U (PG l)

ABC2

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9:30 Old School Neighbours 10:00 7th Heaven 11:00 The Love Boat (PG) 12:00 Charmed (PG v,sn) 1:00 Junior Masterchef 2:00 Star Trek Voyager (PG v) 3:00 Infomercial (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Family Ties (PG) 5:00 Happy Days 5:30 The Brady Bunch 6:00 Excused (PG) 6:30 Neighbours (PG) 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8:00 Raising Hope (PG) 8:30 Supernatural (M) 9:30 American Horror Story (MA15+v,a) 10:30 Californication (MA15+s) 11:10 Cheers (PG) 11:40 The Late Late Show (PG) 12:30 ET 1:00 Omg! The Insider

ABC3

TEN

5:05 Worldwatch 1:00 Victorian Pharmacy (PG) ABC News Breakfast [s] 9:30 Business ABC 6:00 Today [s] 10:00 Architects Of Change 11:00 SBS 2:00 Barbados at the Races [s] 2:30 The Biggest

6:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 6:00 Unbeatable Banzuke 6:30 The World Game 7:00 Community (PG) 7:30 Survivorman: Arizona Desert (PG) 8:30 Benidorm Bastards (PG) – An edgy hidden camera show in which seven elderly people are the protagonists. 9:00 The Dudesons in America (MA15+a) 9:30 Bullet in the Face: The World Stage / Cradle to Grave (MA15+v,s) 10:25 Russell Howard’s Good News (PG) 11:00 Swift & Shift Couriers (M l,a) 11:30 Frisky Dingo: Pimp My Revenue (PG) 11:50 Aqua Teen Hunger Force (PG) 12:05 Weatherwatch Overnight

6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 Business Today 10:00 ABC News Mornings 12:30 Asia Pacific Focus 1:00 ABC News 2:30 One Plus One 3:00 Afternoon Live 5:15 Capital Hill 5:30 ABC News 6:00 The Drum 6:45 The Environment Quarter 7:00 ABC News 7:30 Grandstand 8:00 ABC News 8:32 The Business 9:00 The World 9:35 Q&A 10:30 ABC News 11:02 The Drum 11:45 The Environment Quarter 12:00 ABC News 12:20 Lateline 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC Global 2:30 The Business 3:00 BBC World News 3:30 7:30 4:00 Al Jazeera Newshour

6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show 6:00 Today 9:00 Mornings Summer Series [s] 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “The People Next The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 The Door” (M a,v) (’96) Stars: Nicollette Sheridan 2:00 Dr Oz: View (PG) 2:00 Days Of Our Lives (PG) 3:00 News Now The Controversial Healer (PG) 3:00 New Zealand On A [s] 4:00 Alive And Cooking [s] 4:30 Afternoon News [s] Plate: Hawkes Bay [s] 3:30 Who’s Still Standing (PG) 5:30 Hot Seat [s] 4:30 Seven News At 4.30 [s] 6:00 The WIN News Hour [s] 5:30 Deal Or No Deal [s] 7:00 The Voice (PG) 6:00 Seven News [s] 8:30 Arrow: Pilot (M v,d) – After being marooned for 6:30 Today Tonight [s] five years on a remote island, billionaire Oliver Queen 7:00 Home & Away (PG a) [s] returns home with a mysterious agenda and a lethal set 7:30 Program To Be Advised of new skills that he uses in a war on crime in this 8:30 Packed To The Rafters: Rewriting History hard-hitting action series.

(PG s) – As Dave and Julie’s 30th wedding anniver- 9:30 Two And A Half Men (M s) sary approaches, thoughts naturally turn to family 10:00 Anger Management (M s) and history.

11:00 Program To Be Advised 9:35 Program To Be Advised 12:00 WIN News Hour Late Edition [s] 11:40 Against The Wall: Second Chances (M) – Abby 1:00 Survivors (M v,a) and Lina investigate allegations of dangerous hazing 2:00 Seaway: Trial By Fire (PG) at the Chicago Police Department recruitment 3:00 Danoz academy.

3:30 Good Morning America [s] 1:00 Home Shopping 5:00 Early Morning News

6:00 CBS - This Morning 7:00 Wurrawhy [s] 7:30 Totally Wild [s] 8:00 ET [s] 8:30 OMG! The Insider [s] 9:00 The Bold & The Beautiful Encore 9:30 Program To Be Advised 10:00 Good Chef Bad Chef 10:30 Huey’s Kitchen [s] 11:00 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation Encore [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (M a) [s] 1:00 The Doctors (PG s,mp) 2:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 Good Chef Bad Chef [s] 4:00 Totally Wild [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:00 The Simpsons [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation (PG) 8:30 NCIS: Hereafter (M v,a) [s] 9:30 NCIS: Los Angeles: The Chosen One (M v,a) 10:30 TEN Late News [s] 11:15 The Project Encore [s] 12:15 The Late Show With David Letterman 1:00 Infomercials (PG)

Sons & Daughters 10:00 Coronation 7TWO 9:30 St 10:30 Step By Step 11:00 The Martha GO!

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6:00 Shark U (PG) 8:00 Golf Getaway 8:30 MLB Player Poll 9:00 Major League Baseball 12:00 The WWE Experience 1:00 Omnisport 1:30 LA Hard Hats (PG) 2:30 Fear Factor (PG) 3:30 Crash Course 4:00 Get Smart 4:30 COPS (PG l) 5:00 Masterchef USA 6:00 M*A*S*H (PG) 6:30 Get Smart (PG) 7:00 COPS (M l) 7:30 Frontiers Of Construction (PG) 8:30 COPS: Adults Only (M v) 9:30 Ross Kemp On Gangs (MA15+ d,a) 10:30 Super Rugby 11:35 71 Degrees North (PG) 12:35 Prison Break 2:35 Dirty Great Machines (PG) 3:35 M* A*S*H 4:05 Crash Course (PG)

ABC2

SBS 2

9:00 NBC Today (PG) 11:00 VIP (PG) GEM 7MATE 12:00 Big: Popcorn Popper (PG) 1:00

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9:30 Old School Neighbours 10:00 7th Heaven 11:00 The Love Boat (PG) 12:00 Charmed (PG v,sn) 1:00 Junior Masterchef 2:00 Star Trek Voyager (PG v) 3:00 Infomercial (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King Of Queens (PG) 4:30 Family Ties (PG) 5:00 Happy Days 5:30 The Brady Bunch 6:00 Excused (PG) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 7:30 Glee 8:30 Fashion Star (PG) 9:30 Snog Marry Avoid (PG s) 10:10 Snog Marry Avoid?

(PG s) 10:50 Offspring (M l,s) 11:45 The Late Late Show (PG) 12:35 ET 1:05 Omg! The Insider 1:35 Happy Days

ABC3

ABC 24

Stewart Show 12:00 Hart To Hart (PG) 1:00 The World At War 2:00 Movie: “California Suite” (PG l,s) (’78) 4:30 Perfect Strangers 5:00 The Hogan Family (PG) 5:30 Who’s The Boss? 6:00 Digging Deep 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 Highway Patrol (PG) 8:00 Motorway Patrol (PG l) 8:30 Air Crash Investigations (PG) 9:30 Movie: “The Sixth Sense” (M v,h) (’10) Stars: Bruce Willlis 11:45 Man Stroke Woman (M l) 12:20 Hart To Hart (PG) 1:20 Designing Women (PG) 2:00 The Martha Stewart Show

Motor Mate: History of Le Mans/ Donington Grand Prix 1937/1938/ Fastest Fords 4:30 Dream Car Garage 5:30 Pimp My Ride (PG) 6:30 The Amazing Race (PG) 7:30 Mythbusters (PG) 8:30 Family Guy (M) 10:00 American Dad (M) 10:30 Family Guy (M) 11:30 American Dad (M d) 12:00 Blokesworld (MA15+s,n) 12:30 30 Rock (PG) 1:00 VIP (PG) 2:00 Big: Popcorn Popper (PG) 3:00 Motor Mate: Fastest Fords (PG) 5:00 Pimp My Ride: 1985 Ford Ranger / Pontiac Trans Am (PG)

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:30 Winx Club (PG) 11:00 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 12:00 TMZ 12:30 Extra 1:00 The Bachelor (PG) 3:00 Monsuno (PG) 3:30 Power Rangers (PG) 4:05 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien (PG) 4:30 Young Justice (PG) 5:00 Adventure Time 5:30 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 6:30 The Middle 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG s) 7:30 Auction Hunters (PG) 8:30 2 Broke Girls (M s) 9:30 Movie: “Zombieland” (MA15+v,h,l) Stars: Woody Harrelson 11:30 Two And A Half Men (M s) 12:00 Conan (M) 1:00 I Hate My Teenage Daughter (PG l) 1:30 TMZ 2:00 The Bachelor (PG) 4:00 Conan (M) 4:50 Extra

7:00 TV Shop 8:00 Mad About The House (PG) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Alive & Cooking 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 Movie: “Carry On Screaming” (PG) (’66) Stars: Harry Corbett 2:00 Who Do You Think You Are? (PG) 3:00 Alive & Cooking 3:30 Super Nanny USA (PG a,l) 4:30 Hoarding: Buried Alive (PG) 5:30 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:00 A Current Affair 7:30 Zoo Juniors 8:30 The Closer: Armed Response (M) 9:30 Rizzoli & Isles (MA15+ v) 10:30 The Mentalist (M v) 11:30 The Closer (M) 12:30 Friends (PG) 1:00 Dangerman (PG) 2:00 TV Shop

Big Ideas [s] 12:00 Midday Report [s] 12:30 Q&A [s] 1:30 Compass [s] 2:00 Elements [s] 3:00 Children’s Programs 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition 6:00 Grand Designs: The Scandinavian House: Lizard Peninsula [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 7.30 [s] – Current affairs program.

8:00 Foreign Correspondent [s] 8:30 New Tricks: Ice Cream Wars (PG) [s] 9:30 At The Movies [s] 10:00 Artscape: The Sharp Edge: The Art Of Martin Sharp (PG) [s] 10:30 Lateline [s] 11:05 The Business [s] 11:30 Four Corners [s] 12:15 Media Watch [s] 12:30 Risking Our Kids [s] 1:25 Movie: “Arizona Ranger” (PG) (’48) Stars: Tim Holt 2:30 Football: VFL: Round 2: Williamstown v Coburg 6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 4:30 Play School 5:00 Peppa Pig 5:10 Olivia 5:20 Octonauts 5:35 Timmy Time 5:45 Bananas In Pyjamas 6:00 Guess How Much I Love You: Winter Surprise 6:15 Humf 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 The Roast (PG) 7:40 Nick Baker’s Weird Creatures 8:30 Good Game (M a) 9:00 Childrens Hospital 9:30 Hard Time (PG) 10:20 The Roast 10:30 7 Days Of Sex (M a,s) 11:15 Nick Baker’s Weird Creatures 12:05 Cook Yourself Thin 1:10 Sanctuary: Kali: Part 1 (M v) 1:55 ABC News Update 6:00 Children’s Programs 10:40 Bushwacked!

11:05 Escape From Scorpion Island 11:35 What Do You Know? 12:00 BTN Extra 12:20 Backyard Science 12:35 Rush TV 1:00 Total Drama Island 1:25 Jibber Jabber 2:10 Almost Naked Animals 2:25 Chop Socky Chooks 2:50 Sally Bollywood 3:05 My Place 3:35 Lockie Leonard 4:05 Gasp! 4:20 Gawayn 4:35 Dennis & Gnasher 5:05 MI High 5:35 Dani’s Castle 6:05 Star Wars: The Clone Wars (PG) 6:30 Deadly 60 6:55 Grizzly Tales 7:10 The Killian Curse (PG) 8:05 Iron Man 8:25 My Great Big Adventure 8:50 Adventures Of Figaro Pho

Chinese Restaurant in the World: A Good Match (PG) 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour 5:30 Global Village: Indonesia 6:00 Wainwright Walks: The End of the Road [s] 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Who Do You Think You Are: Don Hany (PG) [s] – Actor Don Hany made his name as the Muslim detective Malik in the gritty police drama East West 101.

8:30 Insight [s] – Insight heads to Alice Springs for a rare chance to hear directly from Aboriginal teenagers about their lives, dreams, frustrations and everything in between.

9:30 Dateline [s] 10:30 World News Australia [s] 11:05 Drama Movie: “The Light Thief” (M l,n,a) (’10) (In Kyrgyz) 12:35 Anna Pihl (M l,a,s) 1:25 Weatherwatch Overnight 6:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 6:00 Unbeatable Banzuke 6:30 Ninja Warrior (PG) 7:00 Community: Introduction to Statistics 7:30 Mythbusters (PG) 8:30 Don’t Tell My Mother...

Congo – With its history of gang violence and political instability, the Democratic Republic of Congo is a risky place to travel. 9:30 Warrior Road Trip: Boni and Lemarti Take Texas – Undertaken by Boni and Lemarti, two warriors from the Masai culture. 10:25 Russell Howards Good News (PG) 11:00 Autopsy: Life & Death: Poisoning (MA15+a,n) 12:00 Weatherwatch Overnight

6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 Business Today 10:00 ABC News Mornings 12:30 Newsline 1:00 ABC News 2:30 Landline 3:00 Afternoon Live 5:15 Capital Hill 5:30 ABC News 6:00 The Drum 6:45 The Finance Quarter 7:00 ABC News 7:30 Grandstand 8:00 ABC News 8:32 The Business 9:00 The World 10:02 The Drum 10:45 The Finance Quarter 11:00 ABC News 11:30 7.30 12:00 ABC News 12:20 Lateline 1:00 BBC Impact 1:30 Newsline with Jim Middleton 2:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 3:00 BBC Global News 3:30 The Business 4:00 BBC World News

Prime7

TEN

ABC

SBS

6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 9:30 Business Today [s] 10:00 Architects Of Change 11:00 Big Ideas [s] 12:00 Midday Report [s] 12:30 National Press Club Address [s] 1:30 At The Movies [s] 2:00 Elements [s] 3:00 Children’s Programs 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition [s] 6:00 Grand Designs [s] 7:00 ABC News [s] 7:30 7.30 [s] 8:00 Shaun Micallef’s Mad As Hell (PG) 8:30 Tractor Monkeys [s] 9:00 The Elegant Gentleman’s Guide To Knife Fighting (M a) [s] 9:30 Would I Lie To You: The Unseen Bits [s] 10:00 The Thick Of It (MA15+l) [s] 10:30 Lateline [s] 11:05 The Business [s] 11:30 Identity (M v) – A businessman buying a UK company has been kidnapped.

12:20 Agatha Christie’s Partners In Crime (PG) [s] 1:15 Grand Designs [s] 2:05 The Artists Of Ali Curung [s] 2:30 Football: SANFL: Round 3: Port Adelaide v Glenelg [s]

5:05 Worldwatch 1:00 Insight [s] 2:00 Dateline [s] 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Global Village: The Aces of Recycling 6:00 German Wanderlust: The Rhine [s] – Julia Bradbury explores the landscape of Germany and its famous cultural movement.

6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Wildest India: Ganges: River of Life [s] – This episode features the River Ganges, lifeblood of India.

8:30 World’s Most Dangerous Roads: Alaska (M l) [s] – Tonight, comedian Sue Perkins and adventurer Charley Boorman travel across Alaska to the notorious Dalton Highway, built in the 1970s.

9:35 The End of Men [s] – It used be that everyone knew what it meant to be a man.

10:30 World News Australia Late [s] 11:05 Drama Movie: “The Solitude of Prime Numbers” (M l,n,a) (’10) (In Italian) 1:15 Movie: “After the Wedding” (M n,a,s) (’06) (In Danish & Swedish) 3:20 Weatherwatch Overnight

Sons & Daughters 10:00 Coronation St 7TWO 9:30 10:30 Step By Step 11:00 The Martha Stew- GO!

ONE

6:00 Football: Liverpool TV 9:00 Major League Baseball 12:00 Omnisport 12:30 2013 Formula 1 UBS Chinese Grand Prix 3:00 Super Rugby Extra Time 4:05 Get Smart 4:35 Cops (PG l) 5:00 Masterchef USA 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Get Smart 7:00 Cops (PG s) 7:30 White Collar (M) 8:30 Burn Notice (M) 9:30 Blue Bloods: Whistle Blower (M v) 10:30 The Killing (MA15+ s,d) 11:30 Persons Unknown: The Edge (M) 12:30 Fast Forward (PG) 1:30 Python Hunters: Stalking The Anaconda 2:30 Omnisport 3:00 Major League Baseball

ABC2

SBS 2

9:00 NBC Today 11:00 VIP: Dr StrangeVal GEM 7MATE (PG) 12:00 Big: Electric Guitar (PG) 1:00

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10:00 7th Heaven 11:00 The Love Boat (PG) 12:00 Charmed (PG v,sn) 1:00 Junior Masterchef 2:00 Star Trek Voyager (PG v) 3:00 Infomercial (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King of Queens (PG) 4:30 Family Ties (PG) 5:00 Happy Days 5:30 The Brady Bunch 6:00 Excused (PG) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 7:30 The Simpsons 8:00 Futurama (PG) 8:30 The Simpsons (PG) 9:00 Futurama (PG) 9:30 The Cleveland Show (M v) 10:30 Bob’s Burgers (M a) 11:00 Cheers (PG) 11:30 The Late Late Show (PG) 12:30 ET 1:00 Omg! The Insider

ABC3

ABC 24

WEDNESDAY APRIL 17

THURSDAY APRIL 18

WIN

6:00 CBS - This Morning 7:00 Wurrawhy [s] 7:30 Totally Wild [s] 8:00 ET [s] 8:30 OMG! The Insider [s] 9:00 The Bold & The Beautiful Encore 9:30 Program To Be Advised 10:00 Good Chef Bad Chef 10:30 Huey’s Kitchen [s] 11:00 The Biggest Loser: The Next Generation Encore [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (PG a) [s] 1:00 The Doctors (M mp) 2:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 Good Chef Bad Chef [s] 4:00 Totally Wild [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:00 The Simpsons [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 Modern Family (PG s) [s] 8:30 Mr & Mrs Murder: The Art Of Murder (M v,a) 9:30 The Good Wife: Death Of A Client (M) 10:30 TEN Late News [s] 11:15 The Project Encore [s] 12:15 The Late Show With David Letterman 1:00 Infomercial (PG) 4:30 Destined to Rein (PG) 5:00 Religious Program (PG) 5:30 CBS - This Morning

6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show [s] 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “ The Good Times Are Killing Me” (M v) (’09) Stars: Kelly Rowan 2:00 Dr Oz: Could Your Marriage Survive: How Likely Is Your Spouse To Cheat? (PG) 3:00 New Zealand On A Plate: Marlborough [s] – Chef Martin Bosley and Paul Mercurio head out across the magnificent Marlborough Sounds.

3:30 Who’s Still Standing 4:30 Seven News At 4.30 [s] 5:30 Deal Or No Deal [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Today Tonight [s] 7:00 Home & Away (PG) 7:30 Program To Be Advised 11:45 Man Up! Digging Deeper (PG) [s] – When Kenny and Craig clash, Will suggests they try doing a project together, but that simple suggestion turns into the pair trying to dig their own swimming pool.

12:15 Harry’s Practice [s] 1:00 Home Shopping art Show 12:00 Hart to Hart (PG) 1:00 The World At War 2:00 Movie: “The Perfect Match” (PG l,s) (’88) 4:00 Mad About You (PG) 4:30 Perfect Strangers 5:00 The Hogan Family (PG) 5:30 Who’s The Boss? (PG) 6:00 Digging Deep 6:30 Bargain Hunt 7:30 Border Security USA (PG) 8:00 Dog Squad (PG d) 8:30 Escape To The Country 9:30 Fantasy Homes Down Under (PG) 10:40 Homes Under The Hammer 12:00 Hart To Hart (PG) 1:00 The Martha Stewart Show

Motor Mate: How to Build A Sportscar (PG) 3:15 Motor Mate: Raymond Mays Story 4:30 Dream Car Garage (PG) 5:00 Zoom TV (PG) 5:30 Pimp My Ride (PG) 6:30 Seinfeld (PG) 7:00 Seinfeld: The Deal (PG) 7:30 Bomb Patrol (PG l,v) 8:30 Hardcore Pawn (M) 9:30 American Pickers (PG) 11:30 Rude Tube (M) 12:00 30 Rock (PG) 1:00 VIP (PG) 2:00 Home Shopping 3:30 Sons & Daughters 4:00 Big: Electric Guitar (PG) 5:00 Pimp My Ride: 1974 Chevy Luv / 1989 Ford Mustang (PG)

6:00 Sunrise [s] 9:00 The Morning Show [s] 11:30 Seven Morning News [s] 12:00 The Midday Movie: “Going Home” (PG a) (’00) Stars: Kellie Martin 2:00 Dr Oz: Quick Fixes To Prevent The Diseases You Fear (PG) [s] 3:00 New Zealand On A Plate: Auckland & Seafood Maori [s] 3:30 Who’s Still Standing 4:30 Seven News At 4.30 [s] 5:30 Deal Or No Deal [s] 6:00 Seven News [s] 6:30 Today Tonight [s] 7:00 Home & Away (PG a) 8:00 Program To Be Advised 10:30 Billy Connolly’s Route 66 (PG a) – Billy continues his journey along the iconic Route 66, today Billy pulls into St Louis, Missouri - the gateway to the West - where he visits the Gateway Arch, the tallest national monument in the country.

11:30 Man Up! Wingmen (PG) [s] – Kenny admits he hasn’t had a date since his divorce from Brenda.

12:00 Fat Family Diet: The Jeapes (PG) 1:00 Home Shopping

Prime7

6:00 Today [s] 9:00 Mornings Summer Series (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 The View (PG) 2:00 Days Of Our Lives (PG) 3:00 News Now [s] 4:00 Alive And Cooking 4:30 Afternoon News [s] 5:30 Hot Seat [s] 6:00 The WIN News Hour [s] 7:00 Program To Be Advised 8:30 The Following: The Poet’s Fire (M v,a) – Hardy and the team try to predict the actions of one of Carroll’s followers.

9:30 What’s Your Emergency (M l,s) – Focusing on kids, who are taking up more and more of the emergency services’ time, whether it’s prank calls, bad behaviour or poor parenting.

10:30 Two And A Half Men (M l,s) 11:00 The Following Encore: The Poet’s Fire (M v,a) 12:00 WIN News Hour Late Edition [s] 1:00 The New Adventures Of Old Christine (PG) 1:30 Gideon’s Way (PG) 2:30 Danoz 3:30 Good Morning America [s] 5:00 Early Morning News 6:00 Children’s Programs 11:00 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 12:00 TMZ 12:30 Extra 1:00 The Bachelor (PG) 3:00 Monsuno (PG) 3:30 Power Rangers Samurai (PG) 4:05 Ben 10: Ultimate Alien (PG) 4:30 Young Justice (PG) 5:00 Adventure Time 5:30 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 6:30 The Middle 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG s) 7:30 Two & A Half Men (PG) 8:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 8:30 Ross Noble - Live Regents Park (M l) 10:00 Movie: “Epic Movie” (M l,v) (’07) Stars: Kal Penn 12:00 Conan (M) 1:00 I Hate My Teenage Daughter (PG l,s) 1:30 TMZ 2:00 The Bachelor (PG) 4:00 Conan (M)

7:00 TV Shop 8:00 Who Do You Think You Are? (PG) 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Alive & Cooking 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 Movie: “That’s Dancing” (G) (’85) Stars: Ginger Rogers 2:00 Mad About The House (M) 3:00 Alive & Cooking 3:30 How Clean Is Your House (PG) 4:30 Zoo Juniors 5:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:00 A Current Affair 7:30 Customs (PG) 8:30 RPA (PG mp) 9:30 Cold Case (M) 11:30 The Closer: Batter Up (M) 12:30 How Clean Is Your House (PG) 1:30 Friends (PG) 2:00 TV Shop 4:00 Nopalea 4:30 Religious Program

6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 5:00 Peppa Pig 5:20 Octonauts 5:35 Timmy Time 5:45 Bananas In Pyjamas 6:00 Guess How Much I Love You 6:15 Humf 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks And Specks (PG) 7:30 The Roast 7:40 Nick Baker’s Weird Creatures 8:30 Conspiracy Road Trip (M l) 9:30 Ross Kemp: Extreme World (M l,d) 10:25 Dawn Porter: Extreme Wife (M s) 11:15 The Sex Researchers (MA15+s,a) 12:00 Nick Baker’s Weird Creatures (PG) 12:50 Cook Yourself Thin 1:15 Jimmy’s Food Factory 1:45 Stop << Rewind 2:10 ABC News Update

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:40 Move It Mobstyle 11:05 Escape From Scorpion Island11:35 What Do You Know? 12:00 BTN Extra 12:20 Backyard Science 12:35 Rush TV 1:00 Total Drama Island 1:50 The Dukes Of Brxstnia 2:10 Almost Naked Animals 2:25 Chop Socky Chooks 2:50 Sally Bollywood 3:05 My Place 3:35 Lockie Leonard 4:05 Gasp 4:20 Gawayn 4:35 Dennis & Gnasher 5:05 MI High 5:35 Dani’s Castle 6:05 Star Wars (PG) 6:30 Deadly 60 6:55 Grizzly Tales 7:10 You’re Skitting Me (PG) 7:35 Mal.com 7:50 Kaeloo 8:05 The Avengers 8:30 On The Edge (PG)

6:00 Worldwatch News (All day programs) 5:00 Netball 6:00 Unbeatable Banzuke 6:30 Ninja Warrior (PG) 7:00 Community: Investigative Journalism 7:30 Mythbusters: Dodge a Bullet (PG) – Adam and Jamie investigate whether it is possible to dodge a bullet if the shooter is far away from his intended target. 8:30 Be Your Own Boss (M l,n) – Richard selects the first three bright ideas he is willing to risk big money on. 9:35 Cannabis: The Evil Weed? (M d) 10:35 Russell Howard’s Good News (PG) 11:10 The Tales of Nights (MA15+s) 12:05 Weatherwatch Overnight

6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 Business Today 10:00 ABC News 12:30 Newsline with Jim Middleton 1:00 ABC News 2:30 Landline 3:00 Afternoon Live 5:15 Capital Hill 5:30 ABC News 6:00 The Drum 6:45 The Culture Quarter 7:00 ABC News 7:30 Grandstand 8:00 ABC News With Juanita Phillips 8:32 The Business 9:00 The World 10:02 The Drum 10:45 The Culture Quarter 11:00 ABC News 11:30 7.30 12:00 ABC News 12:20 Lateline 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC Global 2:30 The Business 3:00 BBC World News 3:30 7:30 4:00 Al Jazeera Newshour

5:05 Worldwatch 1:00 The Food Lovers Guide to Today 9:00 Morning Summers Series 6:00 ABC News Breakfast [s] 9:30 Business 6:00 CBS - This Morning 7:00 Wurrawhy [s] WIN 6:00 (PG) 11:00 National Morning News [s] 12:00 TEN 7:30 Totally Wild [s] 8:00 ET [s] 8:30 OMG! ABC Today [s] 10:00 Architects Of Change 11:00 SBS Australia 1:30 William Shatner’s Weird or What:

The Ellen DeGeneres Show (PG) 1:00 The View (PG) 2:00 Days Of Our Lives (PG) 3:00 News Now [s] 4:00 Alive And Cooking 4:30 Afternoon News [s] 5:30 Hot Seat [s] 6:00 The WIN News Hour [s] 7:00 Program To Be Advised 8:30 The AFL Footy Show (M) [s] – The Logie awardwinning AFL Footy Show celebrates its 20th season, starring Garry Lyon, James Brayshaw, Sam Newman, Billy Brownless and Shane Crawford.

10:30 The NRL Footy Show (PG) – Join Fatty Vautin, Darryl Brohman, and Michael Slater for a wrap of all things footy.

12:30 WIN News Hour Late Edition [s] 1:30 Extra 2:00 Dangerman: A Man To Be Trusted (PG) 3:00 Danoz 3:30 Good Morning America 5:00 Early Morning News

The Insider [s] 9:00 The Bold & The Beautiful Encore 9:30 Program To Be Advised 10:00 Good Chef Bad Chef 10:30 Huey’s Kitchen [s] 11:00 Bondi Vet (PG) [s] 11:30 Bondi Rescue [s] 12:00 Dr Phil (M l,a) [s] 1:00 The Doctors (PG) 2:00 Ready Steady Cook (PG) 3:00 Judge Judy (PG) 3:30 Good Chef Bad Chef [s] 4:00 Scope: Natural Events [s] 4:30 The Bold & The Beautiful 5:00 TEN News At Five [s] 6:00 The Simpsons [s] 6:30 The Project [s] 7:30 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals [s] 8:30 Law & Order: SVU: Monster’s Legacy (M v,a) 9:30 Law & Order: SVU: Disabled (M a,v) 10:30 TEN Late News [s] 11:15 The Project Encore [s] 12:15 Late Show - David Letterman (PG 1:00 Infomercial (PG) 4:30 Destined to Rein (PG) 5:00 Religious Program (PG) 5:30 CBS - This Morning

World’s Greenest Homes [s] 12:00 Midday Report 12:30 Family Footsteps (PG) 1:30 Cheese Slices [s] 2:00 Elements [s] 3:00 Children’s Programs 5:00 Eggheads [s] 5:30 ABC News: Early Edition 6:00 Grand Designs 6:55 Clarke And Dawe [s] 7:00 ABC News 7:30 7.30 [s] – Current affairs program.

8:00 The Checkout (PG) [s] 8:30 Orbit: Earth’s Extraordinary Journey 9:30 Scott And Bailey (M a,s,v) – Rachel and Janet deal with a missing person case.

10:20 Lateline [s] 10:55 The Business [s] 11:20 Outback Kids (M a,l) – Follows the work of the Brahminy Group in the NT. 12:20 The Clinic (M a) [s] 1:10 Grand Designs 2:00 rage (M a,l,d,h,n,s,v) 2:30 Football: WAFL: Round 5: Swan Districts v South Fremantle

Medical Mysteries (PG) 2:30 My Family Feast: Cuban [s] 3:00 France 24 International News [s] 3:30 Al Jazeera News [s] 4:00 The Journal [s] 4:30 PBS Newshour [s] 5:30 Global Village [s] 6:00 German Wanderlust: Bavarian Alps [s] 6:30 World News Australia [s] 7:30 Food Safari: Broome [s] 8:00 Gourmet Farmer: Breaking Down a Pig (PG) 8:35 Marco Pierre Whites Kitchen Wars (PG) [s] – Marco presents the second semi-final as three duos, two from central London and one from Lincoln, cook a three-course meal and serve it to 25 diners.

9:30 24 Hours in Emergency: Code Red (M a,l) [s] – A woman is brought in with suspected brain damage after falling down a flight of stairs.

10:30 World News Australia [s] 11:00 Transsexual Teen Beauty Queen (M l) 12:10 Horror Movie: “Kilometre 31” (MA15+v,h) (’06) (In Spanish) 2:00 Weatherwatch Overnight

Sons & Daughters 10:00 Coronation 7TWO 9:30 St (PG) 10:30 Step By Step 11:00 The GO!

ONE

6:00 Basketball: NBL Finals 8:30 MLB Player Poll 9:00 Major League Baseball 12:00 Omnisport 12:30 Sport Science 1:30 Shark U (PG l) 2:30 Fear Factor (PG) 3:30 Crash Course (PG) 4:00 Get Smart 4:30 Cops (PG d) 5:00 I Fish 6:00 M*A*S*H 6:30 Get Smart 7:00 Cops (PG d) 7:30 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (PG) 8:30 An Idiot Abroad (M s) 9:30 Fast Forward: Funniest Send Ups (M s) 10:30 Can Of Worms - Encore (M) 11:30 The Game Plan 12:30 24: 11:00 A. M. - 12:00 P. M. (M v) 2:30 Omnisport 3:00 Major League Baseball

ABC2

SBS 2

7:00 Children’s Programs 9:00 NBC Today GEM 7MATE 11:00 VIP: The Quick & The Dead (PG)

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9:30 Old School Neighbours 10:00 7th Heaven 11:00 The Love Boat (PG) 12:00 Charmed (PG v,sn) 1:00 Junior Masterchef 2:00 Star Trek Voyager (PG) 3:00 Infomercial (PG) 3:30 Cheers (PG) 4:00 The King of Queens (PG) 4:30 Family Ties (PG) 5:00 Happy Days 5:30 The Brady Bunch 6:00 Excused (PG) 6:30 Neighbours 7:00 Everybody Loves Raymond (PG) 7:30 Futurama (PG) 8:30 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (PG) 11:30 The Late Late Show (PG) 12:30 ET 1:00 Omg! The Insider 1:30 Happy Days 2:00 The Love Boat (PG) 3:00 Charmed (PG v,sn) 4:00 Cheers (PG)

ABC3

ABC 24

Martha Stewart Show 12:00 Hart to Hart (PG) 1:00 The World At War 2:00 Movie: “The Return Of Mickey Spillane’s Mike Hammer” (PG v,n,a) (’86) 4:00 Mad About You (PG) 4:30 Perfect Strangers 5:00 The Hogan Family (PG) 5:30 Who’s The Boss? (PG) 6:00 Bargain Hunt 7:00 Movie: “Ratatouille” (PG v) (’08) Stars: Patton Oswalt 9:15 Movie: “Under The Tuscan Sun” (M l) (’03) Stars: Diane Lane 11:30 Man Stroke Woman (M) 12:10 The Bill (M) 1:30 Hart To Hart (PG) 2:30 Mad About You (PG) 12:00 Big: Motorcycle (PG) 1:00 Classic Racers (PG) 2:00 Motor Mate: World Rally 1989 New Zealand / Drift It! 4:30 Dream Car Garage 5:30 Pimp My Ride (PG) 6:30 Turtleman (PG) 7:30 Gator Boys (PG) 8:30 Swamp People (PG) 9:30 Mounted In Alaska (PG) 10:30 Operation Repo (M) 11:30 Jail (M) 12:00 DEA: Drug Dealing Deli (PG) 1:00 VIP: The Quick & The Dead (PG) 2:00 Big: Motorcycle (PG) 3:00 Classic Racers (PG) 4:00 Dream Car Garage 5:00 Pimp My Ride: Maxima SW (PG)

6:00 Children’s Programs 10:30 Winx Club 11:00 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 12:00 TMZ 12:30 Extra 1:00 The Bachelor (PG) 3:00 Monsuno (PG) 3:30 Power Rangers Samurai (PG) 4:05 Ben 10 (PG) 4:30 Young Justice 5:00 Adventure Time 5:30 Total Wipeout UK (PG) 6:30 The Middle 7:00 The Big Bang Theory (PG s) 7:30 Survivor: Caramoan (PG) 8:30 The Big Bang Theory (PG) 9:30 Movie: “Lakeview Terrace” (MA15+a,v) (’08) Stars: Samuel L Jackson 12:00 Conan (M) 1:00 I Hate My Teenage Daughter (PG s) 1:30 TMZ 2:00 The Bachelor (PG) 4:00 Conan (M) 4:50 Extra 7:00 TV Shop 8:00 How Clean Is Your House 9:00 TV Shop 10:30 Alive & Cooking 11:00 Friends (PG) 12:00 Movie: “Five Golden Dragons” (PG v) (’67) Stars: George Raft 2:00 RPA (PG) 3:00 Alive & Cooking 3:30 The Zoo (UK) (PG) 4:30 Customs (PG) 5:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show (PG) 6:30 Friends (PG) 7:00 A Current Affair 7:30 Mary Queen Of Shops 8:30 Jo Frost: Extreme Parental Guidance (PG) 9:30 Embarrassing Bodies (MA15+ mp,n,s) 10:30 Hoarding: Buried Alive (PG) 11:30 Friends (PG) 12:00 The Zoo (UK) (PG) 1:00 Dangerman (PG) 2:00 TV Shop

6:00 Children’s Programs (All day) 5:35 Timmy Time 5:45 Bananas In Pyjamas 6:00 Guess How Much I Love You 6:15 Humf 6:30 In The Night Garden 7:00 Spicks & Specks (PG) 7:30 The Roast 7:40 Nick Baker’s Weird Creatures 8:30 Shaun Micallef’s Mad As Hell (PG) 9:00 Portlandia (M s) 9:30 The Elegant Gentleman’s Guide To Knife Fighting 10:00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 10:45 The Roast 10:55 The Thick Of It (MA15+l) 11:30 Hard Time: Breaking In (M d) 12:20 Nick Baker’s Weird Creatures 1:10 Friday Night Lights: Pilot (PG) 1:55 ABC News Update 6:00 Children’s Programs 10:40 Move It Mobstyle 11:05 Escape From Scorpion Island 11:35 What Do You Know? 12:00 BTN Extra 12:35 Rush TV 1:05 Total Drama Island 1:25 Jibber Jabber 2:10 Almost Naked Animals 2:25 Chop Socky Chooks 2:50 Sally Bollywood 3:05 My Place 3:35 Lockie Leonard 4:05 Gasp 4:20 Gawayn 4:35 The Super Hero Squad Show 5:05 MI High 5:35 Dani’s Castle 6:05 Star Wars (PG) 6:30 Deadly 60 6:55 Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids 7:10 Tower Prep 8:05 Star Wars: The Clone Wars (PG) 8:25 Dancing Down Under

6:00 Worldwatch News (All day) 6:00 Unbeatable Banzuke 6:30 Ninja Warrior (PG) 7:00 Community: Interpretive Dance 7:30 Mythbusters: Fixing a Flat (PG) 8:30 Threesome: Builder (M s,l) – Alice, Mitch and Richie attend their first antenatal class. Alice and Richie are hopeless and Mitch is an amazing proto-father. 9:00 Him & Her: The Birthday (MA15+s,l) – It’s Steve’s birthday and everyone wants to go out and get plastered. 9:30 Skins: Rich (MA15+s,l) 10:25 Russell Howards Good News 11:00 The Marngrook Footy Show (PG) 12:05 Weatherwatch Overnight 6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 Business Today 10:00 ABC News Mornings 12:00 ABC News 12:30 Newsline with Jim Middleton 1:00 ABC News 2:30 Foreign Correspondent 3:00 Afternoon Live 5:15 Capital Hill 5:30 ABC News 6:00 The Drum 6:45 The Consumer Quarter 7:00 ABC News 7:30 Grandstand 8:00 ABC News 8:32 The Business 9:00 The World 10:02 The Drum 10:45 The Consumer Quarter 11:00 ABC News 11:30 7.30 12:00 ABC News 12:20 Lateline 1:00 Al Jazeera Newshour 2:00 BBC Global News 2:30 The Business 3:00 BBC World News