Volume 8: Issue 1: October 12, 2022

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And just like that, this is the last Welcome Home Winter Texan of the season! It has been a wonderful winter, and we have enjoyed sharing it with you!

I’d like to take this opportunity to invite you to stick around, to extend your stay for a few days, weeks, months... or even indefinitely! The fun keeps coming; we keep dancing, dining, and having fun all summer long, and we’d love to have you join us.

I can’t tell you how happy I am that October is here! While it may be a bit early for some of our Winter Texans, I do know that many have already arrived and that, before we know it, our parks will be full again! That’s not to say we ever stopped. Our summer was filled with fellowship and fun. We ate our way through South Texas at our Summer Supper Club, and we even went on a few day trips.

All About Steve

If you feel you must go, I’d like to invite you to help us spread the word about South Texas to everyone you meet along the way and those you see every day back home. Invite them to join you next season! We would love to have them join us. The more the merrier!

Our office was full of life all summer long, planning new events, initiatives, and exciting tours for all of you. We also planned out our single activities, starting off with a supper club especially for singles, kicking off October 30.

This September, we will host our second, not so annual (thanks to the pandemic), Winter Texan Reunion Tour, so we’d also like to invite you to join us at one of our stops. Stay tuned as we announce our travel plans.

We brought back our All Roads Lead to Texas Tour and had a ball touring the Midwest, hosting events and gatherings from Sioux Falls to Davenport and all points in between. We were tourists in your back yard, saw as many sites as possible, and ate as much cheese as possible! I have to admit, the cool days were very well received!

It has been a real pleasure to serve you this year. We will work throughout the summer months on all of our programming so next season will be even better than this one!

There was an election last Winter Texan season, not at all contentious but, rather, very cute and loads of fun.

I can’t wait to see you all and show you what we’ve worked so diligently on, all in an effort to welcome you home!

Safe travels, Y’all!

Kristi

At stake: selecting an animal from the Gladys Porter Zoo’s adoptan-animal program. The voters: residents of Llano Grande Resort and Golf Club in Mercedes.

The candidates technically hailed from across the globe, even though they are all residents of the zoo. The ballot looked like

It seems like only yesterday we were celebrating the long-awaited return of so many of our friends. Now, here we are bidding you farewell and safe travels. All of us at Welcome Home RGV look forward to your return. Plans are

FAREWELL WINTER TEXAN

this: a kangaroo, a camel, a galago (a small, wide-eyed nocturnal primate, also known as a bush baby), a bat, a radiated tortoise, and a pygmy hippo named Steve. The pygmy hippo was dubbed Steve by Llano Grande resident Jim Holycross, who campaigned hard for the stout creature. He says the name just popped into his head, and he ran with it. Holycross became a campaign manager of sorts, even creating t-shirts with images of Steve’s chubby face. “He’d drive around the

neighborhood in his golf cart yelling, ‘Vote for Steve! Vote for Steve!’ says zoo docent Phoebe Holland. Well, Steve won by a landslide, becoming the poster animal, so to speak, for the resort’s fundraiser to support the Gladys Porter Zoo. Holland and fellow zoo volunteer Michelle Randolph pitched the fundraiser idea, and it was welcomed with overwhelming support by Llano Grande Resort management and residents.

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“The next thing you knew, it was all about Steve!” Holland exclaims. And, the residents rallied around their “candidate,” raising $6,000. (While Steve is the “adopted” animal, the funds will be used for overall animal care and feeding.)

In March, dozens of excited Llano Grande residents, joined by zoo board members and staff, gathered around the perimeter of Steve’s habitat for the official check presentation.

Holycross, wearing a bright purple and pink hippo hat, and Randolph held the giant ceremonial check as other supporters cheered. For her efforts, Holland received a framed photo of the star pygmy hippo.

Even at first glance, Holland is an obvious lover of animals, in her “Llano Grande Residents Support Steve” t-shirt, dolphin earrings, and bat tattoo. “Animals have always been my favorite things,” she says, with the slightest catch in her voice.

If she’d had the choice, she said, she would have loved to have been a marine biologist. But, having grown up in Ontario, she

points out there weren’t a lot of oceans nearby. And, as a retired mental-health worker, she never thought she’d get the chance.

But that changed on a VIP zoo tour in 2017 when she learned about volunteer opportunities.

Holland signed up the very next day. Now, she and Randolph assist with various keeper duties, such as feeding the bats.

But if animals aren’t your thing, Holland assures there are all kinds of ways to volunteer, like manning the information booth and assisting with clerical work in the office.

The Gladys Porter Zoo volunteer program provides volunteer training, and trained volunteers become docents, according to Education Curator Sergio Garcia. “We love Winter Texans!

A lot of them have extra time to give, and it’s so helpful.”

It’s a win-win for both the Gladys Porter Zoo and volunteers like Holland. “It’s really nice, after 35 years of working with people, to now be working with animals,” she said.

To volunteer at the Gladys Porter Zoo, call 956-548WILD (9453), and for more information visit gpz.org. •

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Alpaquita Ranch Hosts Tours by Welcome Home

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A few days after the official start of fall, the weather was warm, but with a hint of promise for cooler temperatures to come, when a tour group of about 20 descended on the Alpaquita Ranch.

The ranch, located northeast of Edinburg toward Raymondville, is home to over 50 alpacas, handpicked for temperament and, well, friendliness. The visitors, ranging in age from elementary students who had the day off from school to retirees, smiled and giggled as they were paired with their own alpaca to walk around the property. The group basically had the run of the ranch for a few hours, before regular tour hours opened later that day.

It was all coordinated by Tours by Welcome Home, which offers special tours to groups from resorts and RV parks in South Texas. This particular tour provided transportation from Eldorado Acres in Palmview to the ranch, an informative presentation on all things alpaca, the hands-on alpaca encounters (which includes walking and feeding), plus a class on alpaca wool--its different properties, multitude of uses, and natural hand-dyeing using dried flower petals, herbs, and even bugs.

If you are interested in Tours by Welcome Home, crafting a group excursion for your RV park or resort during the 2022-2023 Winter Texan season, ask your activity director to contact Sarah Denzer at 956-687-5115.

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ur Winter Texans may have missed this while you were away! The Edinburg Chamber of Commerce named Orange Grove RV Park as its March 2022 Member of the Month. Orange Grove RV Park is located at 5005 TX-107 in Edinburg.

Orange Grove RV Park has been servicing the Winter Texan Community for over 45 years. This local RV community was selected as it has celebrated its 45-yearmember anniversary. The park first opened in 1976 and prides itself on its friendly atmosphere.

The mission of the Edinburg Chamber is to lead the effort in advancing commerce and quality of life in Edinburg and the region. We foster service, development, and growth by forging positive relationships, advocating volunteerism, and developing leaders. For more information, please contact the Edinburg Chamber of Commerce at 956-3834974 or log on to edinburg.com. •

Knitted Knocker News from The Lamb’s Loom

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he Lamb’s Loom is privileged to be a designated collection point for Knitted Knockers! We are so blessed to add the Knitted Knocker Organization to the many ministries we serve. For those who haven’t heard about Knitted Knockers, this is a wonderful organization dedicated to supplying breast prosthetics to women who have undergone mastectomies.

Knitted and crocheted “knockers” are made by using an approved yarn--for comfort and fit purpose-and are then stuffed with Polyfil. All of the yarns that have been approved have been tested to ensure they are soft and nonabrasive to the skin and are made of a breathable fiber. These provide an option to the heavy, and very hot, prosthetics those receiving them may currently be using. A Knitted Knocker is lighter weight, and with those breathable fibers, heat rash and other complications can be lessened. Knockers are given to each person at no cost to them, which serves as a gift of encouragement and as an option to those who may not be able to afford other prosthetics.

At The Lamb’s Loom, we carry four of the approved yarns. There is a special basket in our donation area just for donated Knockers. Every month or so, we have a

“stuffing party,” and friends gather to sort, stuff, and prepare the Knockers to go out to a local clinic. Once there, women are aided by their medical team to be fitted for just the right Knocker.

Please help us spread the word to anyone who would like to join in this outreach that The Lamb’s Loom is a recognized collection point for Knockers. You can make a Knocker, come to a stuffing party, donate Poly-fil, and most definitely pray for all the recipients. We currently serve two local clinics and a clinic just south of San Antonio.

There are so many ways to “stitch it forward,” and we would love y’all to join in! So let’s stay in touch all year. You can join us on our website at thelambsloom. com and follow us on Facebook and Instagram. And, of course, we have lots of fun articles right here in Welcome Home Winter Texan.

The Lamb’s Loom is located at 1102 Tamarack in McAllen. We are open Wednesday through Saturday, 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. Additional parking is available in the rear via Upas Avenue.

We truly appreciate all of our PEGs! You can be a PEG, too! Pray. Encourage. Give. Remember, The Lamb’s Loom is not just a yarn shop; it’s a ministry and a mindset. •

Texas Honors Native Plants in October to Support People and Wildlife

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uring the month of October, the Center for Urban Ecology at Quinta Mazatlán is celebrating native plants, planning educational events, hosting the annual Planta Nativa Social, providing native plant sales, holding a native plant giveaway for schools and families, launching an RGV Native Garden Contest, and planting tiny forests to create a habitat for birds, butterflies and all wildlife.

The Rio Grande Valley is home to more than 1,200 native plants that provide a habitat for our wildlife. Colleen Hook, manager of Quinta Mazatlán shares, “Native plants provide economic benefits for cities by helping to grow the business of ecotourism, encouraging visitors from around the world to visit our beautiful region. Nature also benefits our mental health, making us happier and healthier in life.”

Attend the October programs at Quinta Mazatlán, from Foraging Forests on Tuesday evenings, Bird and Plant Walks on Friday mornings, and Children’s Discovery Programs on Saturdays. Join us on Thursday evenings for the Speaker Series featuring Hanna Marble, Plants for Pollinators, October 13 and Benito Trevino, Indigenous Medicinal and Edible Plants, October 20.

Submit your small or large native garden in the Friendly RGV Native Garden Contest. Email center4urbanecology@gmail. com for the simple application. Submit three photos and your application by October 18, with winners to be announced at the Planta Nativa Social October 27.

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There’s excitement in the air as hummingbirds cause quite a stir during their fall migration. It’s a simple joy for those who find the small – but mighty – critters entertaining to watch. Their migration is a precursor to winter visitors arriving in droves! If you’re already in South Texas or plan to arrive during the month of October, be sure to put your feeders out. Then sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

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Join us for the fun Planta Nativa Social Thursday, October 27, from 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. Tickets are $10 per person; advance tickets are required and can be purchased online at quintaMazatlán. ticketleap.com. Guests will enjoy a native plant sale, forest bathing, live music, food trucks, a native plant giveaway, a plant swap, and more. Meet Joey Santore, YouTube botany star, as he presents Crime Pays but Botany Doesn’t on the

north lawn under the stars.

October is a great month for gardening, as the days are cooler. Connect and learn about native plants this month by planting a native garden, attending an event, submitting your garden in the Native Garden Contest, getting inspired by speakers, and taking the family for a walk in the woods at Quinta Mazatlán. Tickets for programs and events can be purchased online at quintaMazatlánticketleap. com. For more information, call 956-681-3370 and follow Quinta Mazatlán on social media.

McAllen Ranks Best in Places to Live in the South on Only a Social Security Check

Survey conducted by GoBankingRates.com

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nce again, McAllen receives an accolade for benefits it provides its residents--this time, those on a budget. According to the folks at GoBankingRates.com, McAllen ranks number one for anyone planning to retire on Social Security alone. The financial website conducted the survey and found that half of the list includes cities in Texas, with other cities from Louisiana, Mississippi, and Arkansas.

“This is such good news for many in our community who are on a fixed government income, including the elderly and others who will rely on Social Security for their retirement,” said McAllen Mayor Javier Villalobos. “While we hope to elevate the opportunities for our younger generations, with higher-paying jobs and more educational opportunities, having affordable housing and other amenities for those that live on their Social Security check

alone is important to us, as well.”

McAllen has the lowest average rent--$613 per month--and the lowest living costs. At 81, it has the best livability score of the bunch and the only one over 80. The average monthly benefit for an individual is $1,618.29 ($3,236.58 for a couple).

To find the best places in the South for retirees who rely on Social Security alone, the GOBankingRates.

com methodology included costof-living data from Sperling’s Best Places, average rent prices for

a one-bedroom apartment from ApartmentList, and livability scores from AreaVibes. Livability scores are calculated using factors like crime, schools, and local amenities. These scores were combined, with the lowest score being the best. Livability scores were weighted double in final calculations.

This article originally appeared at https://www.gobankingrates. com/retirement/social-security/ best-places-in-south-live-ononly-social-security-check/

Communities across Texas are honoring native plants in October. Quinta Mazatlán encourages you to get outside and plant a wonderful native plant in your garden this month. Follow Quinta Mazatlán on social media for a listing of all of the October programs and special events honoring native plants.

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Retama Village, Mission

Retama Village, Mission

Retama Village, Mission

1048 N. Alamo Rd., #23 1/1 mobile home features open floorplan and is fully furnished and move-in ready. Washer & dryer included, an additional 8 x 10 shed for storage, covered carport, big backyard. Monthly lot rent $421

Call Bonnie, (956) 434-6112

River Bend Resort & Golf Club, Brownsville

3702 Heron Way Beautiful 1 bed, 1 bath Porthome is perfect for you and your RV. The covered port with full hookups will accommodate a 40 ft RV with 4 slides, plus storage or workshop space. Appliances included.

Call Carol, (956) 900-8487

McAllen Mobile Park, McAllen

3704 Mallard Deluxe Coach house with 1 bedroom , 1 bath with appliances & washer/dryer included. 480 sq ft. Large storage shed/workshop. FHU for RV. Landscape maintenance included in HOA fee. Very active community.

Call Carol, (956) 900-8487

Sleepy Valley Resort, Mission

3906 Mallard RV lot has FHU and a cozy coach house with a bath with shower and a kitchenette. Coach house is fully furnished and there’s even a golf cart included. RV lot is long enough for the largest RV.

Call Carol, (956) 900-8487

El Ranchito Mobile Home Park, Harlingen

River Bend RV, Park Model, Porthome, Garden Home or Single Family Home lots available to build your dream retirement home. Beautiful, active, golf course community. Starting at $19,900. Call for your tour today.

Call Carol, (956) 900-8487

Restful Valley Ranch, Mission

4900 N McColl, #506 2 bed/1.5 bath comes fully furnished and features a brand new HVAC unit and gas range. There is a covered carport and a spacious shed for tools or crafting supplies. Background Check required.

Call Curt, (956) 455-4195

Evergreen Manor, Mission

2301 N Abram Road, #148 This cozy 1/1 1983 Cree Park Model has been completely remodeled with an open floorplan, new flooring, custom kitchen cabinets, and bathroom fixtures. You must see this uniquely charming home today.

Call Curt, (956) 455-4195

Enchanted Valley Ranch, Mission

Rancho Drive This 55+ community is close to shopping, restaurants, medical facilities and many activities! Enjoy 2 spacious bedrooms, large open living areas, a fenced backyard with mature trees and a shed with AC.

Call Curt, (956) 455-4195

Hidden Valley Ranch, Mission

Pine Ave This spacious 1 bed, 1 bath fully furnished park model was renovated to add a comfortable living room. It sits on TWO LOTS and has large covered patio/carport areas on both sides plus two large storage sheds.

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Things I Have Learned

A somewhat random and reckless look at life from a fairly old guy

By Bill Ward MY SNOWMOBILE MAMAS

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oday’s Wisdom: Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. ~Helen Keller

I recently had an opportunity to sit down among a group of about 10 ladies. Each was well into what one would consider “grandma” age, some even “great grandma.” The casual image from a passerby would be that of a group of genteel, Christian women pleasantly enjoying coffee and cookies together.

Well, that was all true enough, but their topic surprised me. It turns out most were avid snowmobilers in their earlier days. The discussion was complete with stories of backwoods excursions, falling through the ice, accidents, hitting fences, broken machines, and cold. The image in my head as the stories unfolded didn’t fit the picture of these ladies in my eyes. I knew them as mature ladies; now I had to intermingle images of snowmobile mamas, beasts on a machine, daredevils and backwoods adventurers. Who knows?

There might have even been a

tattoo, or five, among them.

One of the things I have learned in life is that we are not always the image we project. Everyone has multiple elements to his or her life and personality. These ladies were having a great time recalling and sharing the memories. That tells me the person who was that adventurer back so many years ago is still in each of them somewhere, riding along through life as a welcome companion. It is fun to find and bring out those other characters from each of them, and from everyone else we know in life.

Each of these gals had successful lives in her own right, and I suppose the spunk and character that put them on a machine was a part of the personality that led to a good life.

I am now reading a good book about the old days when it was the men’s duty to protect our ladies from all things trying, traumatic, or exciting. It was thought they just didn’t have the constitution for it. Poppycock!

I wish my 92-year-old mother could have joined the group. She and her Arctic Cat would have fit right in. Thank goodness we have ladies with a spirit of adventure among us.

I’m just sayin’.

Fiesta de Palmas Set for October 21-23

2022 will feature six stages of local and regional performers and new attractions

The 16th Annual Fiesta de Palmas, set for October 21, 22, and 23, promises to be the biggest Fiesta yet!

The event, sponsored by McAllen International Airport, Metro McAllen, Reliant, Pepsi Co., Cigna, and Whataburger is to be held Friday, Saturday, and Sunday at the McAllen Convention Center and will feature a hefty line-up of live music, carnival rides, diverse foods, and interactive activities for the kids.

More than 60,000 people are expected to attend and enjoy attractions for all ages. This year’s exciting attractions include the Voladores de Papantla, children’s interactive activities like Dinosaur George, and Into the Wild, featuring live animals. Families will be able to take photos at the pumpkin patch, pick out their perfect pumpkin to take home, and enjoy the giant Ferris wheel and other fun rides at Fiesta’s Grand Carnival.

All who attend will enjoy the region’s top artisans at the Artisan Mercado and find handmade crafts, clothing, and one-of-a-kind items. With over 20 different food vendors to choose from, there is something for everyone to enjoy at the Fiesta Food Park. Returning this year is the Fiesta de Palmas Ofrenda, which will honor our loved ones who have passed. To end the night, the entire family can enjoy the nightly Fireworks Extravaganza!

At the 2022 Fiesta de Palmas, we will be honoring Nano Ramirez’s 50th anniversary of bringing families together from across the Rio Grande Valley, Mexico, and

beyond to enjoy live, world-class entertainment. The Legendary Concert Series, honoring Ramirez, kicks off Friday, October 21, with Country Night. The night begins with Moe Bandy and Joe Stampley, followed by Good Ole Boys, John Conlee, Texas’ own, and Pat Green, ending with Easton Corbin.

Tejano Saturday Night, October 22, will include special guest and MC Carlos Guzman, Jamie De Anda, Grupo Zereno, David Lee Garza y Los Musicales, and Latin Breed. To end the night, we will have none other than Ruben Ramos.

Rock out Sunday, October 23, will include tribute bands for Deftones, Iron Maiden, Megadeath, Metallica, Anthrax, Slayer, Slipknot, and Whisky D.

The full schedule, with stages and times of each performance, will be released prior to the event and may be viewed at fiestadepalmas.com

Fiesta de Palmas is looking for volunteers! For more information on how to sign up, email us at fiestavendors@mcallen.net.

For updates and festival information, join us on Facebook and Instagram at @mcaconventions

Bill Ward is a retired healthcare administrator from Minnesota and a regular columnist, author, and untalented rock n’ roll musician. He winters at Casa Del Sol in Donna. You can contact Bill by email at bwward@charter.net .

UTRGV Department of Theatre 2022 Season

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he UTRGV Department of Theatre announced its season with offerings sure to please a variety of audiences. The season kicks off in early October with another Halloween favorite, two comedies, and a drama. The department begins the season with their ongoing tradition of presenting a Halloween play, this time October 14, with a production of Mary Shelley’s novella Frankenstein, reenvisioned by local authors Joshua Kennedy and Marco Muñoz. Director Dr. Brian Warren leads a cast in this dynamic retelling of an old Halloween favorite, just in time for the beginning of spooky season.

The second play in the fall is a night of farce, with not one--but two--short one acts by one of the greatest comic playwrights in history, Molière. Under the deft hand of director Dr. Eric Wiley, “The Flying Doctor” and “Two Precious Maidens Ridiculed” will be earthy, energetic, and filled with outrageous good humor that all audiences will enjoy.

In the spring, Brian Cheslik (founding artistic director of Deaf Austin Theatre and guest artist this season) will direct the comedy Picasso at the Lapin Agile by Steve Martin. In this play, we spend the evening at a Paris bar, where we see Picasso and Einstein in an imaginary meeting. This irreverent and playful comedy classic is vintage Steve Martin.

The season concludes with a partnership with the UTRGV Office of Sustainability for a production of Marisela Treviño Orta’s play Somewhere: A Primer for the End of Days. In this poignant, hopeful, and timely play, entomologist Cassandra follows the last monarch butterflies to a mysterious new destination. What will await her at the end of her journey? (Directed by Jenny Saxton-Rodríguez)

If you would like more information, please contact Alexandra Gonzalez at 956-665-3518 or by email at alexandra.gonzalez@utrgv.edu. •

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Come to Kingsville, Experience Main Street and Toast to the Fall Season at HalloWine Walk

A spooktacular sip-and-shop this October

t’s Wine Walk season in Kingsville again, and guests are invited to celebrate a frightfully fun wine and beer tasting tour while visiting merchants and vendors in our Kingsville Main Street District, enjoying a variety of live music and entertainment and dressing their favorite character for a costume contest.

When you check in at our 1904 Train Depot, volunteers will take your group photo and issue you a keepsake wine glass and Kingsville Wine Walk passport that will guide you through about 30 stop shops, where you can collect stamps for opportunities to win hundreds of dollars in prizes. There are 14 varieties of wine on hand and some craft beer options, as well. Come early and snag a free charcuterie bag, available while supplies last. Visit the Kingsville Coffee Cup for free samples of some of the most expensive coffee in the world and experience a Witches Night Out at Real Deals.

If you’re looking for a girls’ getaway or a romantic escape, look no further. A handful of Kingsville hotels are offering a Wine Walk VIP Experience that comes complete with a pair of passports in your room at check-in, a special flower arrangement, a bottle of wine, and some exclusive Kingsville gifts! Call the Kingsville Visitors Center at 361-592-8516 for

participating properties and booking assistance.

Passports are not needed to attend this spooktacular Wine Walk, but they are required for beer and wine sampling. Purchase your passport in advance at KingsvilleTexas.com to save $5. Passports come filled with special savings and coupons. Proceeds for this event benefit the Kleberg County Adult Literacy Council.

Check-ins start at the 1904 Historic Train Depot at noon and sipping takes place from 2 to 6 p.m. Come early to browse the Kingsville Farmers Market and stay in town after the HalloWine Walk for a free Spazmatics concert at the J.K. Northway Expo Center. •

Texas Master Naturalist Certification Program Opens for Class of 2023

Registration is open through December 16 to join the 2023 South Texas Border Chapter of the Texas Master Naturalist training class. Hidalgo, Starr, and Cameron County residents over the age of 18 and Winter Texans are welcome.

Texas Master Naturalist is a unique educational volunteer program sponsored by Texas A&M AgriLife Extension Service, Texas Sea Grant Program, and the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department.

“Texas Master Naturalist chapters are made up of volunteers with diverse interests who are involved in myriad activities to learn about, work with, and help educate others about the special Rio Grande Valley’s native habitat and the critters that depend on it,” said chapter sponsor, Texas A&M AgriLife Extension Agent Tony Reisinger.

Classes are taught by local university professors and other field experts, including those from the Texas Parks and Wildlife

Department, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, and the U.S. Department of Agriculture.

Students attend weekly virtual classes Tuesdays from 6 to 9 p.m. January 10 through March 28. Attendees will need internet access and a computer, iPad, or Android tablet. (Using a smartphone is not recommended.) In addition, field trips are a required element of training, providing unique access and learning opportunities. Special field trips will be held in person following current county and departmental public-health guidelines.

Trainees may join volunteer teams with other chapter members and work among local partners on activities at federal, state and local wildlife parks, coastal naturalist programs, and other public entities.

Texas Master Naturalists train as docents and nature guides at local wildlife preserves, learn about native plants and habitat, help

develop public native gardens, join citizen science projects, present nature programs to organizations, and learn about the Gulf and beach inhabitants and trends.

The South Texas Border Chapter has monthly guest speakers the third Monday of each month at 6:30 p.m. Meetings are currently virtual and are free and open to the public. Follow the chapter’s Facebook page at facebook.com/ stbctmn to be notified when our meetings are broadcast live.

Class size is limited, so apply now. The cost is $150 and includes

textbook, fees, t-shirt, name tag, and a one-year membership. Scholarships of $100 are available. Requests for scholarships are also due by December 16.

To apply for the class, follow the instruction sheet on our new class webpage at stbctmn. org/the-next-class. To request a scholarship application, or if you have other questions, please contact the new class directors, Anne Mayville at nurse_anne@msn. com and Jim Gerry at jimgerry@ gmail.com. Check out the chapter website at stbctmn.org.

CALENDAR OF EVENTS DANCE JAM SESSIONS MEALS SALESENTERTAINMENT & SHOWS

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WEEK OF October 12 - 29, 2022

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 12, 2022

Sticks & Bones 08:00 AM Quinta Mazatlan, 600 Sunset Dr, McAllen. (956) 681-3370. $3.00 Adults, $2.00 Seniors & Kids, 2 & under Free.

Walk for the Wild 2022 08:00 AM Laguna Atascosa Wildlife Refuge, 22688 Buena Vista Rd, Los Fresnos. Free admission. (956) 748-3607.

Build Your Own Taco Bar 01:00 PM Bit-O-Heaven RV & Mobile Home Resort, 1051 W Bus Hwy 83, Donna. $5.00 pp. All you can eat. (704) 776-8003.

Happy Hour @Seaside Bar & Grill

02:00 PM Holiday Inn Resort South Padre Island, 100 Padre Blvd, SPI. Free Admission. (956) 426-9066. Driftin’ Cowboy 03:00 PM Snow to Sun RV Resort, 1701 N International Blvd, Weslaco. Pass the hat. (956) 968-0322.

Dance w/Steven May & The Southern Knights 07:00 PM Tip O’ Texas, 101 E Sioux Rd, Pharr. $7.00 pp. (956) 787-6461.

Trivia Night 07:00 PM Bit-O-Heaven RV & Mobile Home Resort, 1051 W Bus Hwy 83, Donna. North Hall. (704) 776-8003.

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 13, 2022

Sticks & Bones 08:00 AM Quinta Mazatlan, 600 Sunset Dr, McAllen. (956) 681-3370. $3.00 Adults, $2.00 Seniors & Kids, 2 & under Free.

Walk for the Wild 2022 08:00 AM Laguna Atascosa Wildlife Refuge, 22688 Buena Vista Rd, Los Fresnos. Free admission. (956) 748-3607. Happy Hour @Seaside Bar & Grill 02:00 PM Holiday Inn Resort South Padre Island, 100 Padre Blvd, SPI. Free Admission. (956) 426-9066. Karaoke w/DJ Aaron 03:00 PM Llano Grande Resort, 2215 E West Blvd, Mercedes. Pass the hat. (956) 5652638.

Dance w/Curt James 03:00 PM

Tropic Star RV Resort, 1401 S Cage Blvd, Pharr. $5.00 pp. (956) 7875773.

Movie Night 07:00 PM Bit-O-Heaven RV & Mobile Home Resort, 1051 W Bus Hwy 83, Donna. (704) 7768003.

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 14, 2022

Sticks & Bones 08:00 AM Quinta Mazatlan, 600 Sunset Dr, McAllen.

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ooking for something do here in the Valley? Our of events go-to source for our retirees the lighter side the Valley listing entertainment events, dances, jam sessions, meetings, and even garage sales. For more and activities, please email The deadline for is Mondays •

(956) 681-3370. $3.00 Adults, $2.00 Seniors & Kids, 2 & under Free.

Walk for the Wild 2022 08:00 AM Laguna Atascosa Wildlife Refuge, 22688 Buena Vista Rd, Los Fresnos. Free admission. (956) 748-3607.

Country “Opry” Jam 01:00 PM McAllen Mobile Park, 4900 N McColl Rd, McAllen. Free admission. (956) 450-0458.

Happy Hour @Seaside Bar & Grill 02:00 PM Holiday Inn Resort South Padre Island, 100 Padre Blvd, SPI. Free Admission. (956) 426-9066.

Dance w/Diego & Edith 07:00 PM Snow to Sun RV Resort, 1701 N International Blvd, Weslaco. $6.00 pp. (956) 968-0322.

Dance w/Steven May & The Southern Knights 07:00 PM Texas Trails RV Resort, 501 W Owassa Rd, Pharr. $7.00 pp. (956) 782-7886.

Dance w/The Agency 07:00 PM BitO-Heaven RV & Mobile Home Resort, 1051 W Bus Hwy 83, Donna. $10.00 pp. (704) 778-8003.

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 15, 2022

Sticks & Bones 08:00 AM Quinta Mazatlan, 600 Sunset Dr, McAllen. (956) 681-3370. $3.00 Adults, $2.00 Seniors & Kids, 2 & under Free.

Walk for the Wild 2022 08:00 AM Laguna Atascosa Wildlife Refuge, 22688 Buena Vista Rd, Los Fresnos. Free admission. (956) 748-3607.

Brownsville Farmers’ Market 09:00 AM Linear Park, 1534 E 6th St, Brownsville.

Growing Growers Farmers Market 09:00 AM Fireman’s Park, 201 1st St, McAllen. (956) 330-6410. San Benito: Resaca City Market Days 09:00 AM , Batts & Sam Houston, San Benito.

McAllen Farmers Market 10:00 AM McAllen Public Library, 4001 N. 23rd St, McAllen. (956) 255-0190 We Love Cardboard Club! 11:00 AM

Children’s Museum of Brownsville, 501 E Ringgold St, #5. $9.00 pp. (956) 548-9300.

Let’s Make Elephant Toothpaste!

01:30 PM Children’s Museum of Brownsville, 501 E Ringgold St, #5, Brownsville. $9.00 pp. (956) 5489300.

Harlingen Farmers Market 03:00 PM Harlingen CVB, 2nd & Tyler by City Hall, Harlingen. (956) 622-5053. Let’s Make Elephant Toothpaste!

03:30 PM Children’s Museum of Brownsville, 501 E Ringgold St, #5, Brownsville. $9.00 pp. (956) 5489300.

Dance w/Ron Moshier 07:00 PM Trophy Gardens RV Resort, 800 SH 495, Alamo. $7.00 pp. (956) 7877717. Doors open at 5:30 pm. BYOB, Concessions available. Dance w/Southern Vibes 07:00 PM Enchanted Valley Ranch, 7300 Monroe St, Mission. $8.00 pp. (956) 519-8597.

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 16, 2022

Church Service 09:00 AM Bit-OHeaven RV & Mobile Home Resort, 1051 W Bus Hwy 83, Donna. (704) 776-8003.

South Padre Island Farmers Market 11:00 AM The Shores, 8605 Padre Blvd, SPI. Live Music w/Steven May & Leon Mann 01:30 PM Riverside Club, 214 E Chimney Rd, Mission. Free

admission. (956) 581-1033. Doggie Derby 02:00 PM Bit-OHeaven RV & Mobile Home Resort, 1051 W Bus Hwy 83, Donna. $5.00 first time entry fee. (704) 7768003.

Faculty Chamber Music: Celebrating George Crumb 03:00 PM UTRGV Performing Arts Complex Auditorium, 1201 W University Dr, Edinburg. Free admission. (956) 665-3881.

MONDAY, OCTOBER 17, 2022

Happy Hour @Seaside Bar & Grill 02:00 PM Holiday Inn Resort South Padre Island, 100 Padre Blvd, SPI. Free Admission. (956) 426-9066. Happy Hour with Diego & Edith 03:00 PM Snow to Sun RV Resort, 1701 N International Blvd, Weslaco. Pass the Hat. BYOB Concessions open with Free Ice.

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TUESDAY, OCTOBER 18, 2022

Sticks & Bones 08:00 AM Quinta Mazatlan, 600 Sunset Dr, McAllen. (956) 681-3370. $3.00 Adults, $2.00 Seniors & Kids, 2 & under Free.

Happy Hour @Seaside Bar & Grill

02:00 PM Holiday Inn Resort South Padre Island, 100 Padre Blvd, SPI. Free Admission. (956) 426-9066.

Happy Hour w/Steven May 03:00

PM Bit-O-Heaven RV & Mobile Home Resort, 1051 W Bus Hwy 83, Donna. Pass the hat. (704) 7788003.

Stop the Bleed 03:00 PM South Texas Health Systems Heart, 500 E Ridge, McAllen. (956) 632-4929.

Happy Hour w/Steven May 07:00 PM Llano Grande Resort, 2215 E West Blvd, Mercedes. Pass the hat. (956) 565-2638.

Marco Schirripa, percussion 07:00

PM UTRGV Performing Arts Complex Auditorium, 1201 W University Dr, Edinburg. Free admission. (956) 665-3881.

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 19, 2022

Sticks & Bones 08:00 AM Quinta Mazatlan, 600 Sunset Dr, McAllen. (956) 681-3370. $3.00 Adults, $2.00 Seniors & Kids, 2 & under Free.

Patio Sale 08:00 AM Bit-O-Heaven RV & Mobile Home Resort, 1051 W Bus Hwy 83, Donna. (704) 7788003.

Happy Hour @Seaside Bar & Grill

02:00 PM Holiday Inn Resort South Padre Island, 100 Padre Blvd, SPI. Free Admission. (956) 426-9066.

Ruthi’s Rock-n-Country 03:00 PM Snow to Sun RV Resort, 1701 N International Blvd, Weslaco. Pass the Hat.

Happy Hour w/Diego & Edith 04:30 PM Enchanted Valley Ranch, 7300 Monroe St, Mission. Pass the hat. (956) 519-8597.

Dance w/Steven May & The Southern Knights 07:00 PM Tip O’ Texas, 101 E Sioux Rd, Pharr. $7.00 pp. (956) 787-6461.

Trivia Night 07:00 PM Bit-O-Heaven RV & Mobile Home Resort, 1051 W Bus Hwy 83, Donna. North Hall. (704) 776-8003.

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 20, 2022

Sticks & Bones 08:00 AM Quinta Mazatlan, 600 Sunset Dr, McAllen. (956) 681-3370. $3.00 Adults, $2.00 Seniors & Kids, 2 & under Free.

Stash Pot Pie Club 01:00 PM A Block Away Quilt Shop, 2706 N 10th St, McAllen. $85.00 pp. for year. (956) 638-1961.

Happy Hour @Seaside Bar & Grill

02:00 PM Holiday Inn Resort South Padre Island, 100 Padre Blvd, SPI. Free Admission. (956) 426-9066.

Karaoke w/DJ Aaron 03:00 PM Llano Grande Resort, 2215 E West Blvd, Mercedes. Pass the hat. (956) 5652638.

Movie Night 07:00 PM Bit-O-Heaven

RV & Mobile Home Resort, 1051 W Bus Hwy 83, Donna. (704) 7768003.

Dance w/Ron Moshier 07:00 PM

Tropic Star RV Resort, 1401 S Cage Blvd, Pharr. $7.00 pp. (956) 7875773.

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 21, 2022

Sticks & Bones 08:00 AM Quinta Mazatlan, 600 Sunset Dr, McAllen. (956) 681-3370. $3.00 Adults, $2.00 Seniors & Kids, 2 & under Free.

Country “Opry” Jam 01:00 PM McAllen Mobile Park, 4900 N McColl Rd, McAllen. Free admission. (956) 450-0458.

Stash Pot Pie Club 01:00 PM A Block Away Quilt Shop, 2706 N 10th St, McAllen. $85.00 pp. for year. (956) 638-1961.

Happy Hour @Seaside Bar & Grill 02:00 PM Holiday Inn Resort South Padre Island, 100 Padre Blvd, SPI. Free Admission. (956) 426-9066.

Dance w/Smokin’ Gun 07:00 PM Snow to Sun RV Resort, 1701 N International Blvd, Weslaco $6.00

BYOB Concessions open, Free Ice Dance w/Whisky Dent 07:00 PM BitO-Heaven RV & Mobile Home Resort, 1051 W Bus Hwy 83, Donna. $5.00 pp. (704) 778-8003.

UTRGV Symphony Orchestra Mahler’s Symphony 07:00 PM

UTRGV Performing Arts Complex Auditorium, 1201 W University Dr, Edinburg. $10.00 pp. (956) 6653881.

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 22, 2022

Sticks & Bones 08:00 AM Quinta Mazatlan, 600 Sunset Dr, McAllen. (956) 681-3370. $3.00 Adults, $2.00

Seniors & Kids, 2 & under Free. Brownsville Farmers’ Market 09:00

AM Linear Park, 1534 E 6th St, Brownsville.

Growing Growers Farmers Market 09:00 AM Fireman’s Park, 201 1st St, McAllen. (956) 330-6410. McAllen Farmers Market 10:00 AM McAllen Public Library, 4001 N. 23rd St, McAllen. (956) 255-0190

We Love Cardboard Club! 11:00 AM

Children’s Museum of Brownsville, 501 E Ringgold St, #5. $9.00 pp. (956) 548-9300. Kimberbell Embroidery Club 01:00 PM A Block Away Quilt Shop, 2706 N 10th St, McAllen. $20.00 pp.

(956) 638-1961.

Harlingen Farmers Market 03:00 PM Harlingen CVB, 2nd & Tyler by City Hall, Harlingen. (956) 622-5053. Dance w/Sweetwater 07:00 PM Trophy Gardens RV Resort, 800 SH 495, Alamo. $7.00 pp. (956) 7877717. Doors open at 5:30 pm. BYOB, Concessions available. Raul Garcia, violin 07:00 PM UTRGV Performing Arts Complex Auditorium, 1201 W University Dr, Edinburg. $10.00 pp. (956) 665-3881.

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 23, 2022

Church Service 09:00 AM Bit-OHeaven RV & Mobile Home Resort, 1051 W Bus Hwy 83, Donna. (704) 776-8003.

South Padre Island Farmers Market 11:00 AM The Shores, 8605 Padre Blvd, SPI. Live Music w/Steven May & Leon Mann 01:30 PM Riverside Club, 214 E Chimney Rd, Mission. Free admission. (956) 581-1033. Doggie Derby 02:00 PM Bit-OHeaven RV & Mobile Home Resort, 1051 W Bus Hwy 83, Donna. $5.00 first time entry fee. (704) 7768003.

MONDAY, OCTOBER 24, 2022

Happy Hour @Seaside Bar & Grill

02:00 PM Holiday Inn Resort South Padre Island, 100 Padre Blvd, SPI. Free Admission. (956) 426-9066. Happy Hour with Diego & Edith 03:00 PM Snow to Sun RV Resort, 1701 N International Blvd, Weslaco. Pass the Hat. BYOB Concessions open with Free Ice. Lecture Recital: Grieg Op.33 07:00 PM UTRGV Performing Arts Complex Auditorium, 1201 W University Dr, Edinburg. Free admission. (956) 665-3881.

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 25, 2022

Sticks & Bones 08:00 AM Quinta Mazatlan, 600 Sunset Dr, McAllen. (956) 681-3370. $3.00 Adults, $2.00 Seniors & Kids, 2 & under Free. Happy Hour @Seaside Bar & Grill 02:00 PM Holiday Inn Resort South Padre Island, 100 Padre Blvd, SPI. Free Admission. (956) 426-9066. Happy Hour w/Southern Harmony 03:00 PM Bit-O-Heaven RV & Mobile Home Resort, 1051 W Bus Hwy 83, Donna. Pass the hat. (704) 778-8003.

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 26, 2022

Sticks & Bones 08:00 AM Quinta Mazatlan, 600 Sunset Dr, McAllen. (956) 681-3370. $3.00 Adults, $2.00 Seniors & Kids, 2 & under Free.

Kimberbell Embroidery Club 01:00

PM A Block Away Quilt Shop, 2706 N 10th St, McAllen. $20.00 pp.

(956) 638-1961.

Happy Hour @Seaside Bar & Grill

02:00 PM Holiday Inn Resort South Padre Island, 100 Padre Blvd, SPI. Free Admission. (956) 426-9066. Ruthi’s Rock-n-Country 03:00 PM Snow to Sun RV Resort, 1701 N International Blvd, Weslaco. Pass the Hat.

Dance w/Steven May & The Southern Knights 07:00 PM Tip O’ Texas, 101 E Sioux Rd, Pharr. $7.00 pp. (956) 787-6461.

Trivia Night 07:00 PM Bit-O-Heaven

RV & Mobile Home Resort, 1051 W Bus Hwy 83, Donna. North Hall. (704) 776-8003.

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 27, 2022

Sticks & Bones 08:00 AM Quinta Mazatlan, 600 Sunset Dr, McAllen. (956) 681-3370. $3.00 Adults, $2.00 Seniors & Kids, 2 & under Free.

Happy Hour @Seaside Bar & Grill

02:00 PM Holiday Inn Resort South

Padre Island, 100 Padre Blvd, SPI. Free Admission. (956) 426-9066.

Karaoke w/DJ Aaron 03:00 PM Llano Grande Resort, 2215 E West Blvd, Mercedes. Pass the hat. (956) 5652638.

Movie Night 07:00 PM Bit-O-Heaven

RV & Mobile Home Resort, 1051 W Bus Hwy 83, Donna. (704) 7768003.

High School Choir Invitational 07:00 PM UTRGV Performing Arts Complex Auditorium, 1201 W University Dr, Edinburg. $10.00 pp. (956) 6653881.

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 28, 2022

Sticks & Bones 08:00 AM Quinta Mazatlan, 600 Sunset Dr, McAllen. (956) 681-3370. $3.00 Adults, $2.00

Seniors & Kids, 2 & under Free.

Country “Opry” Jam 01:00 PM McAllen Mobile Park, 4900 N McColl Rd, McAllen. Free admission. (956) 450-0458.

Happy Hour @Seaside Bar & Grill

02:00 PM Holiday Inn Resort South

Padre Island, 100 Padre Blvd, SPI. Free Admission. (956) 426-9066.

Magic & Mystery Under the Sea 05:00 PM Bit-O-Heaven RV & Mobile Home Resort, 1051 W Bus Hwy 83, Donna. $25.00 pp. (704) 776-8003.

Dance w/Ron Moshier 07:00 PM Snow to Sun RV Resort, 1701 N International Blvd, Weslaco $6.00

BYOB Concessions open, Free Ice

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 29, 2022

Sticks & Bones 08:00 AM Quinta Mazatlan, 600 Sunset Dr, McAllen. (956) 681-3370. $3.00 Adults, $2.00 Seniors & Kids, 2 & under Free.