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The repeated claim that Ottawa’s ﬁscal cupboard is bare is fatuous. Whenever a ﬁnancial crisis erupts, it is clear that a sov-

ereign country’s central bank can create money as needed. For example, to address the freeze in the credit markets that occurred in 2008, our federal government immediately set up a $200 billion

Extraordinary Financing Framework to bail out struggling banks and corporations. The myth that the federal government can run out of money in normal times is propagated by ﬁnancial elites

who fear that too much government spending on social welfare will cause inflation and erode their financial wealth, and by business and corporate leaders satisfied with slack in the economy to prevent unions from demanding higher wages. In truth, Canada’s cupboard is well stocked with both good ideas and unused real resources that can be mobilized. The government should make Canada a leader in public renewable energy schemes, better public transport systems, and various green initiatives that would combat climate change and create a highly skilled workforce with many permanent jobs. –Larry Kazdan

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This is a rave for theVancouver Canucks.Thank you for your terrible play of late! As a result, tickets are actually (somewhat) affordable again, and I won’t have to take a second mortgage out on my condo to see my Edmonton Oilers on Boxing Day! –Go Oil!

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A man breaks into a neighbour’s car. A family up the street gets its bikes stolen. Someone is assaulted outside a convenience store around the corner. As a resident of that neighbourhood, you may not be aware of the mini crime wave that has rolled into your community. The Vancouver Police Department wants to ﬁll that information gap with the introduction of an online crime mapping tool that gives residents up-to-date data on the types of crimes occurring in their neighbour-

coloured city map and track crime trends. For example, a user could search thefts from automobiles in the West End for the past two weeks and see on a map where the crimes occurred. Although the VPD provides crime maps and statistics on its website, the information is dated by a month or two.The Geodash system is refreshed every 24 hours and provides graphs. “It’s intended to enhance community awareness and provide an open and transparent look at criminal activity in Vancouver,” said Police Chief Adam Palmer in launching the system Tuesday

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reporters how simple the system was to use and projected a map on a television screen of crime trends in Grandview-Woodland. “You can see at a very cursory level that there’s some rise in theft from autos around Lakewood [Street], around Third Street and around Parker,” he said, pointing to coloured icons on the screen. “As a citizen of that neighbourhood, that would be something I would want to pay particular attention to, maybe take extra precaution in locking up my items when my car’s parked.” A more detailed version of Geodash has been used by police ofﬁcers for more than a year, with Palmer saying “it provides good situational awareness for proactive policing.” –Courtesy ofVancouver Courier

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at the Cambie Street police precinct. “We realized that the information we were providing to the public was a little bit behind the times.” The chief said the system is designed to protect the privacy of victims, noting no personal or identiﬁable information will be included in the data. Also, he said, any assaults against a person, including robberies or sexual assaults, will only be shown on the map at the nearest intersection. For burglaries and other property offences, speciﬁc addresses will not be revealed. Palmer said he hoped the timely data will inspire residents to join or form Blockwatch groups and participate in other crime prevention programs. Special constable Ryan Prox, who is the VPD’s analytics coordinator, showed

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A measure designed to cool Vancouver and Toronto’s heated housing markets won’t have any effect on the “high end” of the Vancouver market — which now includes modest detached family homes — even as the United States Federal Reserve’s expected interest rate hike will likely make Vancouver real estate even more attractive to investor buyers. On Dec. 11, Finance Minister Bill Morneau announced that the minimum down payment for a $500,000 home will remain at ﬁve per cent but an additional 10 per cent down payment will apply to anything beyond that. Properties valued more than $1 million already require a minimum down payment of 20 per cent while lenders are required to obtain mortgage insurance when the down payment is less than 20 per cent. “It won’t cool a hot market but it will keep it from boiling over,” said Chris Catliff, CEO of BlueShore Financial Credit Union. Currently, Catliff said, the Vancouver market is effectively divided into two markets: the high-end market, which he said is fuelled by foreign buyers, and the “normal” market. Home prices in the high-end market, mostly made up of single family homes in certain Metro Vancouver neighbourhoods, saw a 25.9 per cent price increase this year. Catliff believes the new policy will slow down the non-high-end market. He predicted heated activity in

January as homebuyers rush to make purchases before the new rules come into effect in February. He noted that the policy is targeted to the pricy Vancouver and Toronto markets: in most other markets in Canada, ﬁrst-time homebuyers would be purchasing far below the $500,000 threshold. Meanwhile, an expected interest rate increase from the US Federal Reserve this Wednesday will put downward pressure on Canada’s dollar.That will have the effect of making Canadian real estate more attractive to American and Chinese buyers, said Thomas Davidoff, professor of economics at the University of British Columbia’s Sauder School of Business. “This will probably make the yuan more expensive relative to the loonie, which will make it cheaper for Chinese investors, who are an important block here,” Davidoff said. “If they’re thinking about buying real estate in the US, the yuan weakens relative to the dollar in the US… so if your choice is Dallas or Vancouver I suspect Vancouver becomes more attractive.” First-time homebuyers are ﬁnancing Vancouver’s incredibly expensive homes by relying on equity-rich parents and delaying home purchases until later in life, Catliff said. Incomes have also been rising in the region: in 2013, Vancouver’s median family income rose to $73,390 from $71,140, but still tracked below the national average of $76,550. –Courtesy of Business in Vancouver

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Property taxes going up... again MIKE HOWELL @howellings

Dig in to your wallets Vancouver, your taxes are going up… again. After a heated political debate that pitted the ruling Vision Vancouver against the NPA, council voted 7-4 Tuesday to raise taxes by 2.3 per cent next year to help balance a $1.2 billion operating budget. The tax hike is in addition

to increases in utility fees, including 4.2 per cent for water service and 9.9 per cent for sewer. Solid waste costs remain the same. For a single-family house assessed at $1.1 million, the increases translate to an estimated tax bill of $2,011 and another $1,198 in utility fees – solid waste ($261), sewer ($345) and water ($592) – for a total of $3,209. That’s a spike of about

That savings, Affleck said, would keep the tax increase closer to the rate of inflation. “It’s the right thing to do for the taxpayers of Vancouver,” said Affleck, who suggested cuts could be made to the planning and communications departments and the offices of the mayor and city manager. In shooting down Affleck’s request, Mayor Gregor Robertson defended the work

$100 over this year’s bill. For a business property assessed at $589,000, the total bill comes to $5,397, an increase of about $150. It took council more than two hours to reach a decision on the increases, largely because of an unsuccessful attempt by NPA Coun. George Afﬂeck to defer the vote until city staff could ﬁnd $7 million in savings to reduce the property tax hike to 1.3 per cent.

of city staff for balancing a budget that leaves Vancouverites with one of the lowest tax rates in the region and funds a wide array of services. “This is a callous and reckless approach to budgeting – throwing a massive cut to the city and the people who serve our citizens, at the buzzer,” said the mayor, noting Afﬂeck requested staff ﬁnd $7 million in savings before the end of the month. Green Party Coun. Adriane Carr noted a city survey of residents found that 53 per

cent of respondents agreed with a 2.3 per cent tax hike in return for city services. “There is too much fear mongering in the public around tax increases,” Carr said. “My belief is that people want good services.We have done previous surveys which have shown, in fact, public support for a greater [tax] increase than we even put into the budget because they link it with the services that they get.” W –Courtesy ofVancouver Courier

Tragedy inspires neighbourhood to come together Grant Lawrence Vancouver Shakedown @GrantLawrence

When it comes to holiday traditions in Vancouver, one of the best and brightest has long been the Trinity Street Light Festival and competition in East Vancouver. Stretching six blocks across the Hastings-Sunrise enclave of Burrardview, the often dazzling, Clark Griswoldesque light displays strung up by neighbours has been a glowing holiday fixture since 2000. What many people who enjoy the lights don’t realize is that the annual event was originally triggered by one of the darkest chapters in the neighbourhood’s history. In November 1999, Martha Elliott and Nora Davis, two elderly, single women living separately on Wall Street (two blocks away from Trinity) were brutally murdered in their homes just two weeks apart from one another. It cast a dark pall over the neighbourhood as residents fortified their homes out of fear of a killer on the loose. The murderer was eventually caught and sentenced to 17 years in prison. Cate Jones, a longtime resident of Trinity Street, wanted to find a way to make her neighbourhood feel safe again, to bring residents out of their homes rather than retreating inwards. A year later, at Christmas 2000, Jones rallied her block to challenge the next block over to a lights competition. Soon the other four blocks of Trinity Street joined in. Just as Jones had hoped, neighbours indeed did emerge from their homes to meet each other amidst the glow cheery light displays. A neighbourhood was reclaimed and a tradition was born. Jones didn’t stop there. She approached the local St. James Hospice in nearby Burrardview Park to be the beneficiary of an official competition, with

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ballots available so neighbours and visitors could vote on favourite light displays at the cost of $2 each. For years the festival was a sparkling accomplishment, a shining example for the entire city, raising funds for the hospice, as well as Harbourview Daycare and Kiwassa Neighbourhood House. Ironically, the Trinity Lights Festival has become a victim of its own success. 2015 marks the first year since 2000 that there is no official competition, no ballot boxes, and no signage marking the event. Christmas lights are still up on Trinity, but not as many as in previous years. “The competition isn’t happening because there isn’t anyone organizing it”, says Jones. “We found that in recent years, donations have slipped significantly.The amount of money raised from the competition didn’t justify the huge amount of volunteer time it takes to organize it.” The main cause for this, states Jones without hesitation, is cars. “The initial goal of the lights was to bring people out of their homes to walk the street, to have strangers talking to each other, to listen to the kids’ excitement at seeing the lights,” says Jones. “When the street is clogged with traffic that doesn’t happen, and it’s only gotten worse each year despite our efforts to encourage people to walk the route. Some nights have been pretty horrendous with lots of honking and yelling, even hit-and-runs.” Jones says she has mixed feelings about the lack of an official competition this year. She’d like to see it return to its original roots as a local community event, and hopes that someone will step forward to bring the competition back in the future. In the meantime, several houses are still glittering, so if you do come down to Trinity this year, park your car on a side street and walk the route, and remember the reason why the lights of Trinity Street have shone brightly for 15 years. W

CLOSING FOREVER After over 30 years in the same location, we are closing our downtown vancouver doors.

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When you’re ﬂicking through that Instagram feed, and you spot Amber Rose bursting at the breasts and hips from her “waist trainer,” it’s pretty clear she’s getting paid to push the product. The dark side of the Instafamous and the problem-free beautiful life that gets celebrated in well-lit images of ridiculously attractive young women came to light earlier this year when Australian model Essena O’Neill quit social media, saying the drive for “likes” and the post-forpay lifestyle left her feeling empty and like a fraud. But O’Neill’s assertions (some cynics even question her motives for going public with her concerns but then continuing to have an online presence) seem to have done little to quash this new – and sometimes murky – form of advertising. Companies can simply move onto the next stunner with 100K-plus followers to show off their wares. And there are plenty of them, some even raking in seven-ﬁgure salaries.The biggest of the

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Vancouver fashion insider Joshua Langston weighs in on ‘Insta-celebs’ getting paid to post. Contributed photo fashion bunch is blogger Chiara Ferragni, of The Blonde Salad, who has a whopping 5.1 million Instagram followers and rakes in an estimated $8 million a year with her various business ventures – offshoots of her social-media and online success. What most of them have in common is youth, style, beauty, brains, and an unrelenting ability to put themselves out there. The process of getting paid to post can involve an array of deals – some a single post with a mention, others include blog posts, others entail the Instagrammer/blogger working as a “brand ambassador,” and on and on.The prices are also varied – locally, one source told me it can cost anywhere from $300 for a single post, to $5,000 for a whole campaign; those numbers can jump substantially in the US.There are a number of locals making money online – through blogging and Instagramming – but none of the ones I reached out to were eager to talk about the trade.

“As your following [grows], you get paid. As your numbers grow so does your ability to make money,” explains Joshua Langston, editor in chief for The Social Life, a website covering fashion news, runway reviews, and style events. But Langston stresses the importance of establishing an audience organically to build authentic engagement, as opposed to the disingenuous practice of buying followers. A 2014 story from the website Racked.com, pointed out well-known bloggers with hefty audiences, like Jessica Quirk of What I Wore, Kimberly Pesch of Eat Sleep Wear, and Aimee Song of Song of Style have been called out on sites and forums for buying social media followers. In the same article author Chavie Lieber writes: “Originality doesn’t get bloggers noticed anymore – numbers do.” It’s a departure from the way magazines – the onetime arbiters of style – did business. Vancouver fashion industry

veteran, stylist, and media personality Crystal Carson has had a front-row seat to watch the media revolution go down. “When I first began my career it was not about me at all. It was about the work; it was about the readers,” she recalls. “I find it so interesting to compare the depth of skill and knowledge at larger magazines to a picture of a blogger wearing a hat or a shirt or drinking coffee.” Carson isn’t a social media naysayer, but says it’s important to maintain authenticity. “I’m not opposed at all, I think it’s great that people are having the ability to express themselves, share what they love,” she says. While Vancouver fashion and lifestyle public relations pro Malania Dela Cruz sees the benefit for companies to collaborate with Instagrammers on a campaign, there needs to be a long-term goal in mind to ensure it’s successful. “There are some benefits there – for our clients, the brands,” she says. “Our approach is to work with influencers who have a reputation of authenticity and integrity, but we do like to work with them because it is a powerful tool.” But she doesn’t rule out the benefit of good, old-fashioned print media either. “Print, for me, is so exciting,” Dela Cruz says. But one fact is as clear as a freshly posted Instagram pic: traditional media is no longer the only gatekeeper when it comes to creating a buzz about the latest must-have styles. W

Recycle Your Christmas Tree After the holiday season, recycle your live, cut Christmas tree. Remove all the decorations and tinsel from the tree and use one of the following options:

Lions Club Chipping Events: Saturday, January 9 and Sunday, January 10 from 10am to 4pm at these locations: • Kerrisdale Community Ice Rink parking lot 5670 East Boulevard north of 41st Avenue • Kitsilano Beach parking lot Cornwall Avenue and Arbutus Street • Sunset Beach upper parking lot Beach Avenue and Broughton Street

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• Rona Home & Garden Grandview Store 2727 East 12th Avenue – overﬂow parking lot north of Grandview Highway, south of 12th Avenue

Donations of cash and non-perishable food items will be accepted and distributed to local charities.

Residential Collection: Christmas trees will be collected the weekend of January 16-17. Set out your tree before 7 am on January 16 for collection. Trees should be set out on their own and laid on their sides. Do not place your tree inside your Green Bin or bag or bundle it.

Drop-Off Depots: You may drop off your tree at no charge until January 31 at the Vancouver South Transfer Station, 377 Kent Avenue North, or Vancouver Landﬁll, 5400 72nd Street, Delta. FOR MORE INFORMATION: Phone: 3-1-1 TTY 7-1-1 vancouver.ca/christmastree

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Northern California’s beer battleground a lesson for us all Stephen Smysnuik The Growler @TheGrowlerBC

Having just returned from San Francisco last week and faced with the task of condensing my experience into a clean 600 words, I was instead faced with a blank Word document and a blinking cursor.This was not an easy task. How does someone adequately distill 30-plus years of craft beer development after just a four-day visit? You can’t, not really. So I started writing about my favourite spot, Magnolia Pub & Brewery, and wrote these words: “Magnolia Brewery is an artisanal paradise.” A terrible sentence. Shameful.The cursor blinked, taunting me. Then I received a text from a friend. No word of a lie, it read: “Magnolia ﬁles for bankruptcy.”Talk about coincidence. I looked it up – sure enough, poor Magnolia Brewing Co. – umbrella company of the brewpub and Smokestack, a barbecue restaurant in the Dogpatch neighbourhood – ﬁled for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. Owner Dave McLean told Business Times

that the company had “more debt than it can manage with its current cash ﬂow.” Which is a shame because Magnolia was by far the most impressive brewpub I’d ever visited, and not just in San Francisco. Located at the centre of Haight-Ashbury – a real treat for a beer-lovin’ ‘60s mythologizer like myself – the place reeked of history, of mash and of marijuana waftng in from off the street.The pulled pork sandwich alone was worth the pilgrimage, but all the beer I tried found the sweet-spot of being artisanal and drinkable, and lacking all pretension. It’s awesome. But the place is small.The brewpub had a seven-barrel system in its basement.The Dogpatch location had quintupled the company’s beer production, but when compared to other Bay Area craft breweries, it’s still puny. It’s chief advantage – location – is also one of it’s greatest weaknesses: Astronomical rent and real estate prices make it difﬁcult for small breweries, with their high overhead and low margins, to get ahead. (This is one of the main reasons there’s a relatively low number of microbreweries within SF city limits.) Which, it seems, was the

San Francisco’s Magnolia Pub & Brewery. Photo contributed problem. California now has 600 craft breweries, generating about $16.5 billion annually. Northern California is home to several of the biggest (Sierra Nevada; Lagunitas), most popular (Anchor) and unquestionably best (Russian River) craft brands on the planet. How can a rinky-dink operation, as good as it is, possibly compete? In a story by SFGate,Tom McCormick, president of the California Craft Brewers Association president said, “We are seeing the beginning of a

new era in craft beer in which it will be getting much more competitive.” In order to stay on top of the competition, McCormick says that NorCal breweries have to make huge leaps in investment. Some breweries can’t afford the investment, which may have been the problem for Magnolia, along with several others that have closed in California in recent years. Unlike in BC, there’s nothing precious about “craft” beer. It’s just beer. It’s a business. It’s extremely popular,

but I didn’t get the sense it was trendy. In San Francisco at least, it’s certainly not a deﬁning element of its personality like it is in Portland (or even Seattle).This is a city where trends come and go as quickly as Internet memes.You know what’s trendy in San Francisco right now? Toast. Which means that, as a viable and extremely lucrative business, competition is the tightest it’s ever been – an indication of what’s to come in the US (and Canada, to a lesser extent) in the next

few years. Craft brands will expand. Macro brands will gobble up (or at least partner with) the most profitable. And along the way, some excellent brands will fold. And believe it – there’s excellent beer. People talk about Russian River’s Pliny the Elder with the sort reverence typically reserved for great mystics. But what I found most interesting about the beer culture in San Francisco is that there isn’t really a beer culture in San Francisco. What we call “beer bars” in Vancouver are just “bars” there.Twenty-five taps is the norm. Craft isn’t even really referred to as craft at these places – it’s just “domestic.” These domestic beers come from all over the West Coast (but never Canada). There’s very little sense of community or brotherly love like we’re used to in BC because, well, why would there be? It’s business. Fortunately, Magnolia will stay in business as the owners figure out what’s next. But their plight is a cautionary tale for other regions in North America thinking the staggering boom of craft breweries can continue unabated. But at least the beer’s great. W

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Last-minute gifts for wine lovers MICHAELA MORRIS @MichaelaWine I’m going to let you in on a secret. Most of the oenophiles I know aren’t really into wine gadgets. The overwhelming consensus is that all they really want is a good bottle of wine, decent glasses and a corkscrew. In more or less that order. So I say forget the trinkets like wine charms and bottle stoppers. In lieu of (or in addition to) a bottle of wine, there are a few wine themed gifts that I can stand behind. All of the following would all be welcome under my Christmas tree. DropStop Pour Spout, $4.95 plus tax (for a package of two), private wine stores. This small, flexible and reusable disk is surely one of my favourite inventions. Just roll it up and pop it in the neck of the bottle. It allows you to pour without annoying drips on the table or an unsightly trickle on the label. Sound like cheating? I’ve swallowed my pride and use drop stops religiously. The perfect stocking stuffer. Hungry For Wine: Seeing the World Through the Lens of a Wine Glass by Cathy Huyghe, $28.62 through Amazon. I have a weakness for

wine books. But they have to deliver on either an intellectual or emotional level and be well-written. Forbes.com wine columnist Cathy Huyghe satisfies all of these cravings with her first book, Hungry For Wine. This collection of 12 short chapters can be devoured in one single sitting; however, I preferred to savour it slowly. Each chapter offers plenty of food for thought as Huyghe focuses on one specific wine then swirls it around to reveal the greater social, cultural, economical, political or personal context. Perfect for wine aficionados of all ilk. You may not be able to order the paper version in time for the 25th but the Kindle version can be surreptitiously downloaded immediately for just $6.59. Union des Grands Crus de Bordeaux tasting, tickets $95 (includes tax) available at BC Liquor Stores. Treat your wine connaisseur to a classy night out. The Union des Grands Cru (UGC) is a collective of Bordeaux châteaux including many of the region’s top names. On Thursday, Jan. 28, 2016, more than 40 château owners belonging to the UGC will make their way to Vancouver

to show off the 2013 vintage. This is a rare opportunity to try the likes of Smith Haut Lafitte, Léoville-Poyferré, Pichon-Baron, Canon La Gaffelière and many more before the wines arrive for sale in October 2016. Pre-orders will also be offered exclusively to attendees. The tasting takes place from 6:30-9pm at the Fairmont Pacific Rim. Coravin wine system, $385 plus tax at TheWineSyndicate.ca I’m always skeptical about the latest wine contraptions so I didn’t jump on the Coravin bandwagon until I experienced it firsthand. This device allows you to access wine from a bottle without actually opening it. A thin needle penetrates the cork drawing off the desired amount and replacing it with argon, an inert gas that preserves the remaining wine. Why on earth would you want to do that? Well those serious collectors in your life may be waiting for the right time to open a bottle. Coravin allows them to check in on a wine’s evolution. It also enables them to enjoy just one glass of wine at a time without the rest oxidizing. The Wine Syndicate promises delivery within just three days. You still have time. W

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My Digs: Holiday Style with Stephanie Vogler of The Cross Décor & Design to source things that others will love. With art, I’m able to find things that I can enjoy and treasure all to myself. Therefore, my art collection is quite large. I have work wfrom many local artist friends. I cherish those pieces the most. My vintage collection is mostly made up of Limoges dishes. I love delicate, pretty dishes paired with rustic table linens. Linens are another obsession...

JENNIFER SCOTT @Jennifer_AGCTK As the creative director for Vancouver’s most sought after décor boutique and design firm – The Cross – Stephanie Vogler clearly has a penchant for all things stylish. The approachably chic aesthetic upon which the brand has been built transitions beautifully into Stephanie’s personal space and as we tour her family home, she shares with us the insider scoop on creating a stylish, designer-approved décor for the holidays.

Downsides: We really need another bedroom. Although currently our kids love sharing a room, but the writing is on the wall... we need more space.

What is it? A 1200-sq.-ft. southwest-facing condo in Yaletown overlooking Granville Street Bridge; two bedroom, two bath with den. Occupant (brief bio): I’m the creative director for The Cross Décor and Design, my husband is the assistant treasurer at SFU and our kids are seven and nine years old. Major selling feature: The fantastic layout and the prime location. First thing I changed: We added proper built-in closets. It makes all the difference in the world and allowed for a ton of extra storage (aka, more clothes shopping!).

04"'1 -'.!&4( 6)!/!1$ Feature I brag about: The light. Even on the darkest Vancouver day, our condo is flooded with light. That one conversation piece: Outside: the view of the bridge is very architectural and the flow of traffic is actu-

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ally quite soothing. Inside: the kids’ bunk beds. We splurged and got the nicest beds from Restoration Hardware. Worth every penny.

influenced by European décor. I stick to a neutral palette, which allows me to add in a colour depending on the season or my mood.

The décor: It’s constantly changing. I love a beachy, relaxed vibe, but I’m also very

The story behind the art/ antiques/collectibles: As a buyer, I’m always on the hunt

Neighbourhood haunts: So many! We have lived here for nine years and this truly is our community. As a family, we love going for pizza at Bella Gelateria and to Homer St. Cafe for brunch... Banana Nutella French toast! When John and I get a date night, we love Rodney’s or Minami. When I’m at work I often grab a juice from Krokodile Pear or a salad from Living Produce Aisle or hold lunch meetings at The Flying Pig. Girls night splurge? Blue Water Café. How would you describe your holiday décor style? My holiday style is a mash up of childhood nostalgia, German tradition, and the newest trends in décor. I insist on having a real tree and our decorating revolves around our enormous collection of ornaments. I bring home at least a dozen or more of my favourites from each season at The Cross, so after 12 years in business you can imagine the abundance! Currently

I am loving our woodland themed, felted and whimsical ornaments that the kids love. I’m also loving the copper and rose gold trend in décor, and I’ve worked in into my Christmas decorating as well. It blends in really nicely with gold and silver and gives the room a lovely, soft glow. What tips can you share for integrating holiday décor into your usual design aesthetic? I usually clear all my usual surfaces before adding in my décor. Put your everyday things away, then put your holiday décor out. It’s a process but it allows for a fresh and clean display. If you are a modern minimalist, I love the idea of a pile of twinkle lights on the floor, or simply draped over a mirror. If you’re more of a maximalist, keep the colour palette simple; I prefer one feature colour with lots of metallics and natural elements. Be true to what you love. Decorating is a personal process and the holidays are no exception to thi s rule. What item are you most excited about (décor-wise) for your holiday style? I’m fairly particular about our tree and always want the biggest one possible. This year it’s taken over the living room and I’m pretty happy about it. My favourite part about trimming the tree is the garlands. I’m obsessed with garlands. The other thing I get excited about is my collection of vintage tableware. I love pulling out all my old favourites and I really enjoy setting the table for Christmas dinner. W + %),53!112,1'*"$.!#

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A beauty gift guide (from personal experience) Style editor Kelsey Klassen makes her top picks for Christmas KELSEY KLASSEN @KelseyKlassen Looking to spoil your loved ones this Christmas? Here are my picks for beauty products that would win any wishlist. Mix and match or put them all together for one lavish beauty bouquet. Mario Badescu facial spray with aloe, herbs and rose water. $16, available at BeautyMark. Created by legendary skincare brand Mario Badescu, this is the one beauty product (besides toothpaste) that I actually share with my husband. He and I both reach for the rose water spray religiously when our skin is feeling tight. It’s refreshing, hydrating, and beautifully fragrant, while working over and under makeup (or even on hair), making it a versatile and unisex addition to any Christmas gift. Leaves of Trees deodorant. $15, available at BeautyMark. My beauty routine leans heavily towards organic and

natural products, and last year I spent three months trying to find an effective alternative to antiperspirant. It got so bad that I had to send memos to my colleagues assuring them that I was well aware of the “issue”. I ultimately triumphed, though, finding a brand that worked for me. Which is why I was leery to try an entirely new product – one you massage on with your fingertips, no less! But Leaves of Trees’ luxurious mousse-like deodorant (made of sodium bicarbonate and kaolin clay) with its rapid absorption and long-lasting efficacy won me over right away. It works, and looks and smells good doing it. No wonder the Torontobased beauty line started flying off shelves the minute it arrived in Vancouver. NYX V’amped up! lip top coat. $8.99, available at London Drugs. It’s impossible to keep up with every beauty trend, especially when it involves buying virtually all-new makeup each time. Save your Secret Santa the expense this season with NYX’s fun, vampy make-it-black stick – a lipstick top-coat, packed with shea butter and vitamin E, that turns any lip colour into

an on-trend shade of black. The best part is the original, base lip colour peeks through just enough to keep things interesting and suited to every skin tone.

stocking stuffer holds hair in place while adding shine and body or ocean-kissed waves. It has been my best friend on holidays to humid locations this year.

NeoStrata Glycolic Renewal smoothing cream. $39, available at London Drugs. We all know someone who struggles to keep up a beauty regimen. So many products, so little time! I’m one of them: the guilty girl who sometimes can’t be bothered to moisturize or exfoliate on any given night. Enter the NeoStrata Acne Clear collection, which made its debut at the #LDBeauty media event this past fall. The standout for me was its Glycolic Renewal Cream – velvety moisturizer that does double duty as an exfoliator, revealing radiant skin underneath and working to control breakouts. Gentle enough to use daily, it’s now a must in these dry winter months.

Fable Naturals vegan lip balm. $6 each or $18 for three, available at Fable Naturals online and various stores across Vancouver. Plastics and packaging are another area I try to be conscious in, which is why I was thrilled to discover Fable Naturals. Handmade in Vancouver, these vegan lip balms come in compostable recycled-cardboard squeeze tubes, with lip-saving ingredients like olive oil, coconut oil and cocoa butter. My favourite flavour is fresh mint, but the line also comes in lemon coconut and vanilla orange.

LUSH Sea Spray hair mist. $13.95, available at LUSH. Treat your favourite beach babe to a spritz of summer with the vegan LUSH Sea Spray. With pleasant notes of orange flower, grapefruit and neroli, this all-natural sea salt/sea water/seaweed

Aesop Geranium Leaf body scrub. $47, available at Aesop. For the person who craves a fresh start: the natural exfoliants of pumice and bamboo stem in this plantbased Australian skin care line combine to slough away dead skin cells in the utmost satisfying fashion while botanical oils keep everything cool. This is the holy grail of

earth-friendly skin scrubs in a convenient, display-worthy metal tube. Ilia Beauty silken shadow sticks. $37, available at Kiss & Makeup. Locally grown success story Ilia Beauty has branched out from its universally lauded organic lipsticks into illuminators, moisturizers, and eye shadows. Its new no-fuss shadow sticks colour on to create divine metallic shimmer in shades of gold, amber, burgundy and grey. Made with a blend of healing argan, sesame and rose oils and soothing butters, the crease-free formula stays locked in place while mois-

turizing around the eye. Saje Runners Reward essential oil kit. $23.95, available at Saje Natural Wellness. Tension headaches, migraines, muscle pain – we all experience at least one of these from time to time. Geared towards runners, Saje’s emergency aromatherapy pack is a thoughtful, travel-sized relief delivery system for any active person, boasting two vials of roll-on pain relief in one handy zip-up pouch. Between the potent Peppermint Halo and Pain Release formulas, this gift has every ache covered. W

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PUGS & CROWS Juno Awardwinning experimental jazz outfit celebrate the release of Everyone Knows Everyone, Part 2, featuring guest guitarist Tony Wilson with special guests Inhabitants, and Lee Hutzulak. 8pm at The Western Front. Tickets $15 at Front.bc.ca

KEITHMAS VI The annual food bank fundrager returns for its sixth year celebrating the legendary Stones guitarist on his 72nd birthday, featuring Rick Hope & His Evil Doers, the Jolts, the Vicious Cycles MC, Elliot C Way & The Wild North, the Rentalmen, the Ballantynes, La Chinga, the Dahle Brothers, and the Tranzmitors. 8pm at Rickshaw Theatre. Tickets $15 at Red Cat, Zulu, Highlife, Neptoon, and TicketWeb.ca

A CHRISTMAS REPRISE 2015 A treasured yuletide-season tradition returns as the Cantata Singers celebrate the holidays with a matinee performance featuring a repertoire that includes Poulenc, de Victoria, Tallis, Mendelssohn, and Franz Biebl. 2pm at Holy Rosary Cathedral. Tickets $30 at VancouverCantataSingers.com

BLACK BREATH Hardcore influenced death, black, and thrash metal band out of Bellingham play tunes from Slaves Beyond Death, with special guests Burning Ghats, Waingro, and Hopeleus. 8pm at The Astoria. Tickets $14 at TicketFly.com

A VERY PURPLE CHRISTMAS! Join Chin Injeti and a host of others (the Lifetimes, Tonye Aganaba, Dawn Pemberton, Buckman Coe, Kyprios) for live performances echoing the timelessness of Prince, partying like it’s 1999 in support of refugee initiatives. 9:30pm at Guilt & Co. Admission by suggested donation of $20.

THE NAUGHTY & NICE SHOW An evening of live music from Spectregates, Eric Campbell & the Dirt, and Pink Licorice hosted by the fierce and fabulous Tiffany Ann Co. 9:30pm at Biltmore Cabaret. Tickets $8 at TicketFly.com

THEATRE/DANCE GOH BALLET’S THE NUTCRACKER Experience Clara’s dream come to life as she embarks on a magical journey through the Land of Snow to the Kingdom of Sweets in this traditional rendition of the classical masterpiece, performed to the live music of the Vancouver Opera Orchestra. 7:30pm at The Centre in Vancouver. Tickets at GohNutcracker.com EBENEEZER – A CHRISTMAS GHOST STORY The holiday classic get a dark and twisted rewrite with an entertaining new musical score in a vividly re-imagined story celebrating the grim and macabre aspects of the original. 8pm at Jericho Arts Centre. Tickets at TicketsTonight.TicketForce.com. Runs until Jan. 2.

ART STREETSCAPES BY CAROL MCQUAID Vancouver artist shows a series of recent cityscapes and townscapes in relief printmaking and watercolour, a series focussed on our built environment and how we inhabit it. Opening reception at 6pm at Vancouver East Cultural Centre. Runs until Jan. 25.

A GYPSY JAZZ CHRISTMAS Van Django presents a festive Christmas mix of nostalgic favourites, jazz standards, pop tunes, and singa-longs all delivered in swinging gypsy-jazz style with a few holiday surprises. 8pm at St. James Community Hall. Tickets $20 at Red Cat, Rufus’ Guitars, Prussin Music, Highlife and RogueFolk.bc.ca A DYLAN THOMAS CHRISTMAS Vancouver Chamber Choir’s performance of A Child’s Christmas in Wales features the narrartion of Russell Roberts and a special appearance from the Vancouver Youth Choir. 8pm at Shaughnessy Heights United Church. Tickets $27.50+ at Ticketmaster.ca CHRISTMAS WITH CHOR LEONI The Vancouver men’s chorus captures the joy and beauty of the festive season with carols and singa-longs with a dash of doo-wop and barbershop in their quintessential glorious sound. 4:30pm at St. Andrew’s-Wesley Church. Tickets $30+ at TicketsTonight. TicketForce.com. All ages show.

COMEDY KEVIN BANNER A rising talent in Canadian comedy, having performed with Doug Stanhope, and Norm MacDonald, Banner has appeared at Northwest Comedy Fest, with self-professed “dark” sense of humour tackling tough topics with personable storytelling. 8pm & 10:30pm at Comedy Mix. Tickets $18 at TheComedyMix.com

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A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS: FIND THE TRUE MEANING Vancouver Chamber Choir presents this lively concert performance of the classic, complete with live actors, a jazz duo, and a special appearance from the Vancouver Youth Choir. 8pm at Shaughnessy Heights United Church. Tickets $27.50+ at Ticketmaster.ca BOTTOM SHELF BOURBON TRIO The urban folk-infused bluegrass band hits the stage with special guests the Soots, and Buffalo Jones. 9:30pm at Pat’s Pub. Tickets $10 at the door only. JPNSGRLS Vancouver garage-pop band play songs from their latest LP Circulation, with special guests the Written Years, and Hawking. 8pm at Biltmore Cabaret. Tickets $10 at Red Cat, and TicketFly.com

ROCK TILL YOU DROP! Uncle Sid, Chilled Clarity, Strip, and Mike Machado put on a rockin’ show to raise food for the Vancouver Food Bank. 8pm at Rickshaw Theatre. Tickets $10 with a nonperishable food item or $15 without at the door only.

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COMEDY TOMMY CAMPBELL Stand-up comic, and actor with appearances on The Hour, Canada AM and digital sketch creator whose shorts have been featured on Funny Or Die with an opening set from Greg Kettner and Katie Westman. 7pm & 9:30pm at Yuk Yuk’s. Tickets $20 at YukYuks.com

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NICK LOWE’S QUALITY HOLIDAY REVUE British singer-songwriter arrives to spread some holiday cheer featuring some new Christmas Classics from Quality Street, both solo and with Los Straitjackets. 9pm at Vogue Theatre. Tickets $35 at Red Cat, Zulu, Highlife and TicketWeb.ca. All ages show.

MIXED NUTS Tradition with a twist! Families and kids of all ages can enjoy this modern and engaging retelling of Tchaikovsky’s “The Nutcracker” combining ballet, hip-hop, ballroom and classic grand pas-de-deux. 2pm & 7pm at Vancouver Playhouse. Tickets at ArtsUmbrella.com

SOFT SERVE Vancouver rockers celebrate the release of their selftitled album in an early show with special guests painted fruit. 8pm at The Cobalt. Tickets $5 at the door only.

THE DAISY THEATRE Returning after two sold-out runs, this production is different, daring, and ridiculous as puppeteer provocateur Ronnie Burkett and his resident company of 40 marionettes ensure no two shows are ever the same. 8pm at Vancouver East Cultural Centre. Tickets at Tickets.TheCultch.com. Runs until Dec. 20.

PISTOLFISH Hard rock with funk, reggae, and ska influences from the rock outfit out of Port Moody as they celebrate the release of their EP with special guest Mellt. 8pm at Studio Records. Tickets $12 at the door.

BLUES FOR CHRISTMAS Vancouver’s blues community comes together in its 30th year to celebrate the holiday season and raise funds for musicians in need featuring Jim Byrnes, David Gogo, Gary Comeau & the Voodoo Allstars, Billy Dixon’s Soul Train Express, and many more. 7:30pm at Commodore Ballroom. Tickets $25+ at Ticketmaster.ca THE SINGING HEART A magical, heartfelt, powerful performance of holiday favourites including original works as well as choral numbers from Daniel Elder and Jonathan Rathbone. 7:30pm at Ryerson United Church. Tickets $25 at PhoenixChoir.ca

THEATRE/DANCE LOVE MUSICALLY Off Key Improv presents this heart-warming, musical tribute to the holiday movie Love Actually exploring the equally romantic, comedic, and musical moments of love, inspired by stories of the audience. 2pm & 8pm at Studio 1398 on Granville Island. Tickets $18 at LoveMusically.BrownPaperTickets.com. Final performance.

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CHRISTMAS QUEEN 2 – YOU BETTER WATCH OUT The Christmas Queen saga continues as the larger-than-life, blue-haired lady drops in on ol’ Santa at the North Pole to create a little chaos before the big day. 7:30pm at the Improv Centre on Granville Island. Tickets at VTSL.com. Runs until Dec. 20.

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VOC SWEET SOUL GOSPEL CHRISTMAS Checo Tohomaso and the dynamic VOC SSGC mix together the sounds of soul, reggae, Hawaiian, Calypso, jazz, and R&B for an animated evening of toe-tapping, sing-a-long, dancing holiday fun. 7:30pm at St. Andrew’s Wesley United Church. Tickets $20 at the door only.

NOTHING BUT TREBLE: A VAUDEVILLE AFFAIR Join Little Miss Risk as she hosts the ultimate holiday extravaganza, with live jazz from Rossi Gang and vaudeville performances from Burgundy Brixx, Vixen Von Flex, and Frankie Faux. 9pm at Fox Cabaret. Tickets $15 at EventBrite.com

A CHRISTMAS STORY The classic holiday favourite gets a musical spin on the tale familiar to anyone who has ever been a kid. For nine-year-old Ralphie, only an Official Red Ryder BB gun will do under the tree, and this Canadian premiere is a holiday gift for the whole family. 1:30pm at Stanley Industrial Alliance Stage. Tickets at ArtsClub.com. Runs until Dec. 27.

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PITY SEX Indie rockers out of Ann Arbor, Michigan hit the stage in support of their upcoming release White Hot Moon, with special guests Colleen Green and Eskimeaux. 8pm at The Cobalt. Tickets $13 at Red Cat, Zulu, and TicketWeb.ca

A CHRISTMAS CAROL: ON THE AIR A tale as old as time breathes new life as the beloved holiday story is transformed into a live 1940s radio show in this stage production from Peter Church. 8pm at Pacific Theatre. Tickets at PacificTheatre.org or at 604-7315518. Runs until Jan. 2.

FUNK THE HALLS FT. THE FUNK HUNTERS Vancouver based electronic duo, aka Nick Middleton and Duncan Smith, bring their signature bass heavy sound and stunning custom-curated visuals to the stage for the first of two shows with Moontricks, and Exmag. 8pm at Commodore Ballroom. Tickets $32.50 at LiveNation.com and Ticketmaster.ca

HANSEL AND GRETEL: AN EAST VAN PANTO This year’s edition of the weird and wonderful panto is the story of the infamous brother-sister duo, complete with a gingerbread house, and a cute little cannibal witch. 2pm & 7pm at York Theatre. Tickets at Tickets. TheCultch.com. Runs until Jan. 3.

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ENCHANTED NIGHTS Bring your imagination to explore the whimsical wonders of a miniature world of artisan fairies and sprite villages donned with magical lights and set to holiday music and live entertainment amongst the dome’s tropical plants and exotic birds. 4pm at Bloedel Conservatory. Tickets $8.50+ at TicketsTonight.TicketForce.com. Runs until Jan. 3.

HO! HO! HO! The Fictionals present the Christmas Comedy Show, a holiday-themed soireé featuring local improv troupes. 8pm at Café Deux Soleils. Tickets $7 at TheFictionals.com

THEATRE/DANCE CHELSEA HOTEL: THE SONGS OF LEONARD COHEN A special holiday run of the smash hit musical – a powerful and inspirational production of the songs of the Canadian icon from six performers playing 17 different instruments. 7pm at Firehall Arts Centre. Tickets at FirehallArtsCentre.ca. Runs until Jan. 9.

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IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE The acclaimed holiday production is back, with the story of George Bailey and the townsfolk in Bedford Falls, who with the help of guardian angel Clarence Odbody, are reminded that faith, hope, love, and family are what make life truly wonderful. 1:30pm at Granville Island Stage. Tickets at ArtsClub.com. Runs until Dec. 26. PETER AND THE STARCATCHER The story of the celebrated character traces his journey from lonely orphan to beloved boy hero, on an adventure taking him aboard the decks of the Neverland ship. 1:30pm at Goldcorp Stage at the BMO Theatre Centre. Tickets at ArtsClub.com. Runs until Jan. 10. JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH Back by popular demand, the family-friendly musical invites you to watch as James is shipped off to live with his wretched aunts, and all seems lost until he discovers a magical peach inhabited by fantastical creatures. 2pm at Waterfront Theatre. Tickets at Tickets. CarouselTheatre.ca. Runs until Jan. 3.

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EBENEEZER – A CHRISTMAS GHOST STORY The holiday classic get a dark and twisted rewrite with an entertaining new musical score in a vividly re-imagined story celebrating the grim and macabre aspects of the original. 8pm at Jericho Arts Centre. Tickets at TicketsTonight.TicketForce. com. Runs until Jan. 2.

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English electronic trio Above and Beyond headline this year’s Contact Winter Music Festival at BC Place. Contributed photo

Contact brings sci-fi dance music to the masses

High-energy dance music proved to be the perfect way for the folks at Blueprint and their co-organizers at Live Nation to channel the futuristic atmosphere they were looking for. Although Prol hesitates to align Contact with the American EDM craze of the last few years, he promises that the two-day event is designed to please the masses. “Contact has always been about not going over people’s heads,” he says. “It’s about good vibe music. Good energy. Solid acts that are going to go out there and [give the audience] a good time. We’re not trying to do stuff that’s overly critically acclaimed. It’s not really what we want there. We want it to be a fun party from the minute you walk in until the end.”

To this end, English trance trio Above & Beyond and Steve Angello (of Swedish House Maﬁa) will headline the ﬁrst night on Dec. 26, while Dutch house star Hardwell and French rapperproducer DJ Snake are on the bill for Dec. 27. In total, there are 18 acts across over the two evenings, some of whom will perform at the side FVDED Stage on the concourse. Contact always takes place during the dead zone between Christmas and New Year’s Eve, and Prol says that these dates were chosen as optimal party days. “Doing events for as long as we have, I’ve always found really good success in that period,” he observes. “People are out of school and there’s a good vibe. The tough stuff’s behind them, they’ve had a great time with their families, they’ve got new gifts and sweaters and whatever Christmas gifts they got and they’re ready to go out and have some fun.” Although the festival is designed as a way for Vancouverites to celebrate and unwind, the same cannot be said for the organizers. Prol spends 11 months of each

year planning Contact, and he describes it as “a humongous amount of work for many, many people.” Come February, he’s going to turn his focus to the 2016 edition. He laughs wearily when describing the behind-thescenes efforts that go into Contact, and he admits that booking artists is the most challenging part. On top of that, he places a special emphasis on safety, ensuring that the event is always overstaffed with medical support workers and security. Thankfully, all of this hard work seems to paying off: tickets are selling well, and Prol believes that the event will continue to thrive for years to come. “We’re going to continue to grow this thing to be bigger and more badass every year,” he enthuses. “It will become, hopefully, something that will continue to drive a lot of trafﬁc into the city. People will come for Contact and maybe they’ll ski or snowboard, and enjoy other offerings within Vancouver.” W

bathing Animal, the band got weird in the best way possible. With it’s free jazz, lo-ﬁ jangles, and compel-

ling spoken word diatribes railing against the anxiety and alienation of modern technology, Content Nausea served as an artistic turning point for the band. In so doing, it posed the inevitable question, what would Parquet Courts do next? Where would this path take them? The answer, it seems, is nowhere worth going. On their latest album, Monastic Living, Parquet

Courts have inexplicably decided to give a big middle ﬁnger to their fans and anyone foolish enough to pay for this record. The album consists of roughly 30 minutes of repetitive, sloppy instrumental noodling. There is no song structure, only obnoxious, poorly constructed, self-indulgent noise-scapes, interspersed with directionless distortion and other nonsense. The album’s high point

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Since 2012, Contact Winter Music Festival has established itself as Vancouver’s largest annual celebration of blockbuster dance music, rounding up some of the electronic world’s biggest stars for a late-December extravaganza at BC Place. According to Alvaro Prol, co-founder of local promotion company Blueprint Events, he and his fellow organizers conceived the festival as a way to take advantage of the technical capabilities of the stadium after its refurbishment in 2011. “The venue’s such a special space,” Prol tells Westender during a phone conversation. “Whenever you do a festival, you want a space that’s beautiful, so most festivals are outside. This particular building has such a unique characteristic with all the LED capabilities and being able to animate the building from the outside inside.” BC Place, he says, has an otherworldly sci-ﬁ aesthetic. He explains, “The name Contact came from space, and the concept of being in a spaceship when you’re there and having an immersive feeling.”

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Off Key Improv, one of Vancouver’s only musical improv troupes, tackles a Christmas classic this season with the premiere of Love Musically – a “heart-warming musical tribute” to the star-studded 2003 movie Love Actually. Inspired by audience stories instead of Hugh Grant’s sexually harassive angst – the show will explore the loves and relationships of the people who show up each night. Meanwhile, building off the popularity of pop culture-themed shows like Hunger Games:The Musical and StarWars Burlesque – Love Musically will feel like a more modern version of a familiar holiday favourite. “As a producer, I knew if we were going to a Christmas show it would have to be something audiences could connect with, and I realized Love Actually hasn’t really been done,” says producer Jennifer Pielak. “I love how the plotlines interweave in the movie.We’re not going to be impersonating the characters,” she continues. “We’re going to talk to the audience every night, get inspiration off the people that are there, and then have those stories play out in the show.” They will also be tossing aside the movie’s outdated ideas of love. “The movie’s pretty hetero-normative and kind of misogynistic,” says Pielak, pointedly, “so I’m challenging my cast to not be that way. To be more present-day and have the show be more of a reﬂection of what’s go(and I use the term lightly) is the opener “No, no, no”, the only “song” on the album with any vocals. It serves as an introduction to the album, with lead singer Andrew Savage yelping, “I don’t want to be a poet / I don’t want to be shared with your friends,” after which he promptly takes a vow of silence for the next 30 minutes. If only the rest of the band had done the same. Despite what the press

ing on in Vancouver.” Since it’s inception in 2012, Off Key Improv has been charting a course in Vancouver to bring musical improv to the mainstream. Their debut show, Off Key: An Improvised Musical, used musical theatre tropes to create a one-act musical each night based on an audienceprovided title. It’s a skill Pielak, a trained singer, picked up while studying musical improv at Second City in Chicago. “That changed my life,” says Pielak. “I got so inspired and was like, ‘I have to bring this to Vancouver.’” From there, she and musical director Peter Abando formed a group, which debuted its unique shtick last year at rEvolver festival, followed by the NewYork Musical Improv Festival and the Vancouver International Improv Festival. Love Musically, however, will be their ﬁrst major show since then. “A lot of people love to watch this movie at Christmas time and, when I ﬁrst watched it – a long time ago – I just remember the feeling it left me with: one of, warm fuzzies, love and the honesty of what can happen at Christmas time,” she explains. “Because it’s Christmas and so joyful and happy, people do brave things and say what they mean to say. But it can also be quite sad and melancholy.” The show description thusly warns to expect wintery-ish tunes, mulled wine and a good laugh or cry. W ! Love Musically runs from Dec. 16-20 at Studio 1398 (1398 Cartwright).Tickets are $18; OffKeyImprov.com. release might suggest, this album does not represent some sort of high-minded artistic statement. This isn’t experimentation: this is a half an hour of drunken jam space masturbation that should have never seen the light of day. This album is irredeemable, unlistenable bullshit. You’ve been warned. –Robert Mangelsdorf Rating:

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Arts Umbrella breaks Nutcracker wide open ‘Mixed Nuts’ reinvents timeless Christmas classic KELSEY KLASSEN @kelseyklassen

For the past three decades, Arts Umbrella has been a leaping-off point for BC’s young professional dancers – a place for aspiring dancers to learn and grow into future careers. Lately, though, the not-for-proﬁt, contemporary ballet school has been reaching dizzying new heights, attracting the world’s leading choreographers to come and work with the students, while producing recruits ready for the hottest global dance companies. Nederlands Dans Theater (NDT), Les Ballets Jazz de Montréal and Batsheva Dance Company have all come calling for graduates in the past few years. Meanwhile, on the performance roster this year so far is work by Ballet BC resident choreographer Cayetano Soto, ex-Batsheva dancer Sharon Eyal, Canadian choreographer Aszure Barton, the legendary Marie Chouinard,

up-and-coming Israeli choreographer Tom Weinberger, and an extraordinary Ballet BC collaboration that will see 12 dancers from

as opposed to mimic what happened hundreds of years ago?” And, if the idea is to rethink tradition, Arts Umbrella surely outdoes itself each Christmas. Taking the iconic suite of The Nutcracker, each year the students crack it wide open, reworking some of the ballet’s most iconic scenes with the help of Canada’s young-gun choreographers. They call it Mixed Nuts: Tradition with a Twist. “Mixed Nuts is not the con-

Arts Umbrella’s graduate program in a new Medhi Walerski piece in March. “That is the backbone of the program,” says longstanding artistic director Artemis ‘Arty’ Gordon of the highproﬁle guests. “I think from the day that we started, our mandate was always about education and research. To really identify and dig deep for what makes a dance artist valuable and relevant today. Who are the choreographers? What are they doing? How does ballet technique need to be developed in order to really elevate the art A dancer from Mixed Nuts – Arts Umbrella’s form, annual spin on The Nutcracker. Contributed photo

temporary work that we do, but it is deﬁnitely ‘us’,” says Gordon with a laugh. “We’ve taken The Nutcracker and tried to make it relevant to what we’re doing here, using local choreographers and taking the traditional idea and asking, ‘How would you contemporize it?’” This year, Mixed Nuts features choreography by Kidd Pivot dancer Cindy Salgado, ex-NDT dancer Lesley Telford, Arts Umbrella instructors Lynn Sheppard and Lina Fitzner, and Rachael Prince, Gilbert Small and Livona Ellis of Ballet BC. “I use a lot of the Ballet BC dancers, to try out choreography,” explains Gordon. “That’s part of what we do – develop choreographers for Ballet BC.” In fact, some of Arts Umbrella’s recent success can be directly tied to their relationship with Ballet BC, and the resurgence of the repertory company under artistic director Emily Molnar as a force in the North American dance scene. Acting in a quasi farm team capacity, Arts Umbrella

sends rising talents up, and Ballet BC sends choreographers down to develop their voices as artists. What that means for Mixed Nuts is, before the opening party scene can settle into its traditional waltz, the dancers break out into a disco-ready hustle instead. The famous ﬁght between the soldiers and mice, full of dashing and danger and big jumps? It’s now set to hip hop music with swords and serious street-style moves. And they say you can always judge a Nutcracker by its “Snow” scene, but critics have probably never seen it done en pointe, full tutu, as a hockey brawl. Traditionalists shouldn’t dismay, however. Amidst all the holiday hoopla, Gordon assures that they never touch the ﬁnal grand pas – leaving the most anticipated moment of the Tchaikovskyscored masterpiece fully classical and in its original form. W ! Arts Umbrella Dance Company’s Mixed Nuts: Tradition with a Twist is at theVancouver Playhouse Dec. 18-19.Tickets start at $15; ArtsUmbrella.com.

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Tickets go on sale this Friday for the inaugural JFL NorthWest comedy festival, taking place from Feb. 18-27 at venues across Vancouver. The product of a partnership between Vancouver’s two-season-old NorthWest Comedy Fest and Montreal comedy institution Just For Laughs, the new festival will present a mix of stand-up, sketch and improv. Headliners include Daily Show hostTrevor Noah, standup legendWanda Skykes, actor and author Lewis Black, YouTube sensation Miranda Sings, Canadian funnyman Jeremy Hotz, NewYork-based comedianTodd Barry, Indian ﬁlm starVir Das and more. In addition, the festival will also highlight up-andcoming local talent with the Best of the West series, featuring Instagraham, Hip. Bang!, 10 Speed,The Hero Show, Sidekicks, Phantom Signal, Alicia Tobin’s Come Draw With Me, Kings Head Comedy,The Ryan and Amy Show, Kyle Bottom’s Comedy Bucket, Jokes Please! and Teenage Dirtbag. W ! Tix at JFLNorthWest.com

The Vancouver Men’s Chorus Gets Busy! VMC Releases New CD – Making Spirits Bright: Live!

Available on the VMC website,at Scotiabank @ 1500 Marine Drive (Marine & MacGowan), North Vancouver, and at Scotiabank @ 591 Cardero Street, Vancouver. Live recordings from our recent sell-out Making Spirits Bright shows. A great stocking stuffer for Mom!

Vancouver Men’s Chorus Sings For Gay Syrian Refugees

Now in our 35th season, it was a hugely exciting and humbling experience for the 90+ VMC chorus members to perform an outreach fundraising Making Spirits Bright show on December 9th. Our audience was comprised of local community groups, and the funds raised were in support of Rainbow Refugees, a wonderful Vancouver society who are sponsoring a gay Syrian couple currently in hiding in Turkey. The fundraising efforts contributed sufficient funds that their refugee application could now begin. For more information about contributing to Rainbow Refugees, please visit their website: www.rainbowrefugee.ca.

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A huge “thank you” to you, our fabulous audience. 2015 has been an absolutely stellar VMC year and it’s thanks to our many individual and corporate supporters that 2016 is set for more of the same! In 2015, we performed our mainstage shows “MEN” and “Making Spirits Bright”, our ever popular Singing Can Be a Drag was a huge success in both New Westminster and Vancouver, we were the guests of Chor Leoni for the inaugural VanMan Summit at the Chan Centre, and we were accompanied by a huge contingent of Scotiabank employees on the colourful and wonderful Vancouver Pride march. What a blast! Check out our 2016 event line up on our website, and be sure to sign-up for emailed updates.

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Mike Dopud is a familiar face in the world of science fiction film and television, but if his life were a movie, Netflix would probably categorize it as Action-Ad-

venture Sci-fi Dramedy. The veteran Vancouver actor is a former CFLer and stunt artist (there’s the Action) who travels around the world portraying an array of characters, many within the science fiction sphere (there’s the Adventure and Sci-fi). And the Dramedy? Well, that’s the rhythm of life, and Dopud’s life – as he recently described it over coffee in a

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South Granville café – has unfolded to a steady, sometimes syncopated, beat. Dopud is currently shooting a role in Tomboy, A Revenger’s Tale with Sigourney Weaver and Michelle Rodriguez (he can’t disclose too much about the role, but reveals that he plays a nurse who works closely with Weaver’s doctor character). He can also be seen in The Christmas Truce – a holiday movie-of-the-week about those few days in the First World War when the conflict on the Western Front took a brief but welcome hiatus. In 2016, Dopud will grace the big screen in a very different kind of film: Virtual Revolution, a noir take on virtual reality in which Dopud stars as an agent on the hunt for cyber-terrorists. It’s a sweet moment in an evolving career that began in a darkened theatre, when a pre-pubescent Dopud took in a screening of the original Mad Max. “The post-apocalyptic world [of Mad Max] was dirty and grungy and crazy, and it resonated for me for whatever reason,” says Dopud. “I was convinced I was going to be in the movies. I wanted to be a part of this.” But he was growing up in Montreal’s West Island, where “nobody was an actor, and so I always steered clear of acting, just because I didn’t know anything about it.” Dopud loved sports, and he was good at quite a few of them, so even though he spent his Friday nights watching films like Rocky and Escape from NewYork, he made athletics his top priority. He played football for Southern Illinois University, and was drafted by the Saskatchewan Roughriders. “That was a dream come true,” says Dopud. “I made it – and then I got hurt.” Next there was hockey, and another injury, and then a move west to make a go of it in the corporate world. Increasingly, though, Dopud met people in the entertainment industry who thought he could succeed in film and TV, both as a stunt artist and as an actor. Finally, he listened. “I literally went next day to the union offices, and said, ‘Hi, I want to be an actor, what do I need to do, do I need an agent, do I need headshots?’” Dopud laughs. “They all laughed at me, literally.” But Dopud persevered. He grins widely when he recalls one of his first times on set. “On The X-Files, they asked me to pick up David Duchovny, and say, ‘1, 2, 3,’” says Dopud. He picked up Duchovny, counted to three, and moved him as directed – and in that

moment, he rediscovered a familiar feeling. “That rush of ‘Action!’ and ‘Rolling!’ and nerves and adrenaline, it was the closest thing to sports that I could sense,” says Dopud, who now divides his time between LA and Vancouver. “I found my calling.” Although he maintains close ties with the stunt world, today, he’s exclusively an actor. His credit list reads like a recent history of the Vancouver sci-fi scene: Continuum; Battlestar Galactica; all three of the Stargate series (as well as recurring roles on non sci-fi fare like Arctic Air, Strange Empire, and Cedar Cove). Dopud attributes the abundance of sci-fi roles in his filmography to Vancouver’s longtime status as a sci-fi capitol, and says that he approaches every role from the same place. “I believe that acting is based on honesty, and telling a story,” says Dopud. “If that means that I’m telling a story on a ship and I’m running from aliens, or in front of a beautiful woman, or in front of a guy I’m about to rob a bank with, I’m still, at the end of the day, a character, and I’ve got to be honest. “The sci-fi fans have been great to me,” he adds. “They follow my career. I’ve been lucky.They seem to like my work, which is really cool.” It’s how he ended up starring inVirtual Revolution: the director was a fan of Dopud’s work in Stargate, and invited him to be a part of his feature film directorial debut. Dopud describes Virtual Revolution as a mix of Blade Runner and Highlander. “There’s sword fighting, and most of the sword fighting is in the virtual world, and the other dark and gritty stuff is in the present,” says Dopud. “I just love that concept.” InVirtual Revolution – which shot in Paris earlier this year – Dopud is Nash, a shadow agent “hired by corporations and the government to track down terrorists that are either in the real world or the virtual world that are trying to affect the virtual reality in those worlds, either to destroy them or manipulate them.” Dopud is happy with his life in sci-fi (he’s heading to Toronto to shoot a four-episode arc on Dark Matter), but he’s always eager to explore different genres. “I’ve played a lot of dark characters, or evil characters, and a lot of people see you as that, and it’s hard to change perceptions,” says Dopud. “I’d love to try romantic comedy, or do a sitcom.” W

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pand with my waist or have a drawstring then you can forget about it, because it’s seriously all about the food. Now I know what you are thinking, “Gasp! But aren’t you a nutritionist?” I sure am folks. I am also a Libra on the cusp of Virgo or something, depending to whom I talk to. The point is, the 80/20 rule is in full effect for me this time of year. This rule implies that if you are

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ROASTED BRUSSELS SPROUTS

This can be a big hit, all you have to do is roast them in the oven with some balsamic vinegar, sea salt and pepper. I personally like to add grapes and walnuts and have recently tried some with Parmesan cheese. It’s seri-

Brussels sprouts can be a real crowd pleaser, especially if you roast them with bacon. Thinkstock photo ously a cornucopia of ﬂavour hitting your taste buds. And of course, because you are going to anyways, add bacon.

CORNBREAD STUFFING

Instead of the traditional sourdough or crusty bread, bring the South into your home by using crumbled cornbread. Add your favorite spices for added ﬂavours and make your stufﬁng like a boss.

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ROASTED VEGGIES

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Free Will Astrology What your go-to date By Rob Brezsny The Neanderthals were a different human species that coexisted with our ancestors, homo sapiens, for at least 5,000 years. But they eventually died out while our people thrived. Why? One reason, says science writer Marcus Chown, is that we alone invented sewing needles. Our newborn babies had well-made clothes to keep them warm and healthy through frigid winters. Neanderthal infants, covered with illfitting animal skins, had a lower survival rate. Chown suggests that although this provided us with a mere one per cent survival advantage, that turned out to be significant. I think you’re ready to find and use a small yet ultimately crucial edge like that over your competitors, Aries.

Artist Robert Barry created “30 Pieces,” an installation that consisted of pieces of paper on which he had typed the following statement: “Something which is very near in place and time, but not yet known to me.” According to my reading of the astrological omens, this theme captures the spirit of the phase you’re now entering. But I think it will evolve in the coming weeks. First it’ll be, “Something which is very near in place and time, and is becoming known to me.” By midJanuary it could turn into, “Something which is very near and dear, and has become known to me.”

“There is in every one of us, even those who seem to be most moderate, a type of desire that is uncanny, wild, and lawless.” Greek philosopher Plato wrote that in his book The Republic, and I’m bringing it to your attention just in time for your Season of Awakening and Deepening Desire. The coming days will be a time when you can, if you choose, more fully tune in to the uncanny, wild, and lawless aspects of your primal yearnings. But wait a minute! I’m not suggesting you should immediately take action to gratify them. For now, just feel them and observe them. Find out what they have to teach you. Wait until the new year before you consider the possibility of expressing them.

Congratulations! You have broken all your previous records for doing boring tasks that are good for you. In behalf of the other eleven signs, I thank you for your heroic, if unexciting, campaign of self-improvement. You have not only purified your emotional resources and cleared out some breathing room for yourself, but you have also made it easier for people to help you and feel close to you. Your duty has not yet been completed, however. There are a few more details to take care of before the gods of healthy tedium will be finished with you. But start looking for signs of your big chance to make a break for freedom. They’ll arrive soon.

The English word “fluke” means “lucky stroke.” It was originally used in the game of billiards when a player made a good shot that he or she wasn’t even trying to accomplish. Later its definition expanded to include any fortuitous event that happens by chance rather than because of skill: good fortune generated accidentally. I suspect that you are about to be the beneficiary of what may seem to be a series of flukes, Leo. In at least one case, though, your lucky break will have been earned by the steady work you’ve done without any fanfare.

You may not have to use a literal crowbar in the coming weeks, but this rough tool will serve you well as a metaphor. Wherever you go, imagine that you’ve got one with you. Why? It’s time to jimmy open glued-shut portals, to pry loose mental blocks, to coax unyielding influences, to nudge intransigent people free of their fixations. Anything that is stuck or jammed needs to get unstuck or unjammed through the power of your willful intervention.

The coming weeks will be a favorable time for you to consort with hidden depths and unknown riches. In every way you can imagine, I urge you to go deeper down and further in. Cultivate a more conscious connection with the core resources you sometimes take for granted. This is one time when delving into the darkness can lead you to pleasure and treasure. As you explore, keep in mind this advice from author T. Harv Eker: “In every forest, on every farm, in every orchard on earth, what’s under the ground creates what’s above the ground. That’s why placing your attention on the fruits you have already grown is futile. You can’t change the fruits that are already hanging on the tree. But you can change tomorrow’s fruits. To do so, you will have to dig below the ground and strengthen the roots.”

In the coming weeks, the pursuit of pleasure could drain your creative powers, diminish your collaborative possibilities, and wear you out. But it’s also possible that the pursuit of pleasure will enhance your creative powers, synergize your alliances, and lead you to new opportunities. Which way will you go? It all depends on the kinds of pleasures you pursue. The dumb, numbing, mediocre type will shrink your soul. The smart, intriguing, invigorating variety will expand your mind. Got all that? Say “hell, no” to trivializing decadence so you can say, “Wow, yes” to uplifting bliss.

Garnets are considered less valuable than diamonds. But out in the wild, there’s an intimate connection between these two gemstones. Wherever you find garnets near the surface of the earth, you can be reasonably sure that diamonds are buried deeper down in the same location. Let’s use this relationship as a metaphor for your life, Sagittarius. I suspect you have recently chanced upon a metaphorical version of garnets, or will do so soon. Maybe you should make plans to search for the bigger treasure towards which they point the way.

Ready for the Cool Anger Contest? You can earn maximum points by expressing your dissatisfaction in ways that generate the most constructive transformations. Bonus points will be awarded for your ability to tactfully articulate complicated feelings, as well as for your emotionally intelligent analyses that inspire people to respond empathetically rather than defensively. What are the prizes? First prize is a breakthrough in your relationship with an ally who could be crucial to your expansion in 2016. Second prize is a liberation from one of your limiting beliefs.

A fourth-century monk named Martin was a pioneer winemaker in France. He founded the Marmoutier Abbey and planted vineyards on the surrounding land. According to legend, Martin’s donkey had a crucial role in lifting viticulture out of its primitive state. Midway through one growing season, the beast escaped its tether and nibbled on a lot of the grapevines. All the monks freaked out, fearing that the crop was wrecked. But ultimately the grapes grew better than they had in previous years, and the wine they produced was fabulous. Thus was born the practice of pruning, which became de rigueur for all grape-growers. What’s your equivalent of Martin’s donkey, Aquarius? I bet it’ll exert its influence very soon.

“The deepest urge in human nature is the desire to be important,” said educator John Dewey. If that’s true, Pisces, you are on the verge of having your deepest urge fulfilled more than it has in a long time. The astrological alignments suggest that you are reaching the peak of your value to other people. You’re unusually likely to be seen and appreciated and acknowledged for who you really are. If you have been underestimating your worth, I doubt you will be able to continue doing so. Here’s your homework: Take a realistic inventory of the ways your life has had a positive impact on the lives of people you have known.

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You are aggressively fighting two inner forces: to blurt out everything you know about astrology and to pick out the massive wedgie your T-bar thong is ripping through your ass cheeks. Either way, one glass of that bubbly elixir and both your mouth and right hand are going to go wild with urgency. Resist with the strength of a thousand Dan Savages telling you NOT to text that dick face back. Sip slowly and make sure every burp peppers out of you like a delicate snowflake emoji.You look good because you put the time in before this date, so it would be a waste of lipgloss and glitter to get stupid drunk and 86 yourself from the bar.Your aura is forever, always flamingo pink.

GIN AND TONIC (IN A TALL GLASS)

You love the lazy hangover more than the drinking itself and your whole end game is to make sure you have obliterated yourself enough to merit an entire Netﬂix marathon the morning after. Plus, you are a slug who would rather sit still and hold in the liquid rather than have to get up and grab another drink. The tall glass is a metaphor for your whole life.You are the kind of person who tries to juggle six grocery bags from the car to the front door even though the load requires two trips.You are an over achiever when it comes to the things that don’t matter.You’ve seen every episode of Chopped at least three times. Comfort is in the habitual.You own two packs of week day underwear and use it as your calendar. Over-thinking is for Nazis.

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THE CHEAPEST BOTTLED BEER

Fickle yet cheap, you trust no one (especially not that dopey bartender who probably never bothers to clean the draft beer lines). Your apartment is cold, calculated and clean as a whistle, but only when you are expecting company. Otherwise, you are like any other cheap bastard, leaving half-empty bowls of 90-cent ramen on your desk for days at a time. You charm your date with constant conversation and a charming ridiculousness that only a teenaged Pamela Des Barres would appreciate.Your friends call you George Costanza behind your back, but you know you are frugal and you don’t care. Isn’t saving money a valuable life skill? Fiscal showboats are the fools of 2015.

A CLASSIC MANHATTAN

You are so deeply inﬂuenced by powerful people, you decided you liked Manhattans after the prettiest girl you ever knew told you they were the drink de jour of Brooklyn babes.You miss your ex, because she listened to Lana Del Rey and without her, blasting

it alone in your apartment feels as sad as a cat in a wheelchair.You love a good cigar and wear your heart on your denim sleeve.

A LOCAL CRAFT BEER

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