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Tuition tax credits don’t work Training TAs can Money doesn’t reach those who need it most

improve teaching Kevin Hurren OPINIONS EDITOR

Logan Ly GAZETTE

CASH IN HAND. A recent study reported that tuition tax credits are ineffective for students because low-income students — those the most in need — can’t take full advantage. Lack of awareness is also an issue.

Richard Raycraft NEWS EDITOR Tax credits tied to post-secondary education don’t do very much to assist low-income families in paying for it, according to a new study.

A report released by the C.D. Howe Institute hopes to raise questions regarding the effectiveness of tax credits in lowering the cost of post-secondary education and increasing enrollment, particularly for students from low-income families.

Laurier economics professor Christine Neill — a specialist in public economics — authored the report for the non-profit research institute, entitled “What You Don’t Know Can’t Help You: Lessons of Behavioural Economics for TaxBased Student Aid.”

“Postsecondary tax credits cost the federal and provincial governments billions of dollars each year, but are not distributed equitably and may have no proven effect in boosting enrolment,” a press release from the Institute said. “Tuition and education/textbook tax credits, in particular, cost the federal government alone around $1.6 billion in 2012 — a sum greater than the net cost of the Canada Student Loan Program.”

Though unknown to many students, the tax credits allow students to receive tax rebates of thousands of dollars. The post-secondary tax credits are non-refundable, however, meaning that one must owe a certain amount in tax to claim them.

For this reason the tax credits can be transferred to families.

“The question is really about

the timing of it,” Neill explained.

“It’s exactly the kids who have the lowest income parents who have to wait the longest to get the cash in hand, which is not equitable or fair, and it’s also bad from an efficiency perspective.”

Put simply, the money from the tax credits often reaches students only after they have graduated and have enough taxable income to claim them.

“One of the main reasons for the tax credits existing is to try and encourage more people to go into post-secondary education,” Neill said.

Neill also explained research is showing an extra couple thousand dollars does not typically make a difference to students from >> see TAX pg.3

Can teaching assistants get the same training as full-time teachers? Probably not, but two new studies have found that even minimal training can greatly improve TA performance.

The two studies, one focusing on international TAs and the other on TAs at the University of Windsor and Western, looked at the impact instructional programs had on the effectiveness of teaching assistants.

The study concerning Western is to be released online today.

Funded by the Higher Education Quality Council of Ontario, the studies conducted a number of short, one-day sessions as part of prolonged training programs meant to equip TAs with organizational methods of teaching undergraduate students.

“Both pieces of research have confirmed that participating in teaching development makes a big difference,” said Nanda Dimitrov, associate director at the Teaching Support Centre and co-author of both studies.

The Teaching Support Centre, located in D.B. Weldon Library, offers free support to TAs and professors seeking to improve their teaching skills.

Even within the one-day sessions, participating TAs were able to absorb concrete teaching techniques for facilitating discussions, marking and asking effective questions to their class.

Similarly, the study found that those who elected to take part in several sessions were able to demonstrate greater confidence.

But these training sessions, Dimitrov noted, are not only beneficial for the classroom environment. “[TAs] see value in training because they see value in professional development, building their CV and developing other

transferable skills that are valued not only in the university classroom but in other careers as well,” she said.

Additionally, Dimitrov explained these continual programs fostered communities within TA groups — regardless of academic background or constituency.

“When TAs participate in one of our programs, they go back to their home department and they continue to discuss teaching and share

When TAs participate in one of our programs, they go back to their home department and they continue to discuss teaching, sharing great activities they’ve used in tutorials —Nanda Dimitrov

Associate director at the Teaching Support Centre and co-author of both studies.

great activities they’ve used in tutorials,” she said. “It increases teaching quality, good teaching spreads and they help each other.”

In terms of how more attention on TA performance will take shape on campuses, the Lead TA program at Western is just one example.

The program, as reported last week in The Gazette, consists of eight experienced TAs placed in various faculties, whose sole responsibility is to train other TAs to become better teachers.

Although the studies don’t come to groundbreaking results, concluding that training TAs will lead to better performances, Dimitrov said such findings would be helpful tools when continuing to develop these programs.

“We always knew that they work, and now we have the data to support it,” she said.

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FLY ON THE WALL. The Solidarity for Palestinian Human Rights club put up an apartheid wall display on Concrete Beach yesterday as part of their second annual Ethnic Cleansing of Palestine Week.

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City Hall to shine light on women abuse London will be lighting City Hall with purple lights in support of woman’s abuse awareness for the month of November next year, following a unanimous committee vote.

City Hall will be participating in the Shine The Light On Woman Abuse project, alongside many businesses, schools, churches and neighbourhoods in downtown London that are already shining purple lights on their buildings and homes.

The initiative, started in 2010 by the London Abused Women’s Centre, met with plenty of support, according to a press release from City Hall.

“Standing united in our efforts to end this unacceptable behaviour is the only way society will be able to stop the abuse,” said Mayor Joe Fontana in a press release.

Western has been a partner for years, lighting Alumni Hall, and buildings at Kings’ College and Brescia University in purple to show support.

“One board member, and her husband who was a police sergeant, saw it in New York, and decided to bring it back to London,” said Megan Walker, executive director at the London Abused Women’s Centre.

Walker said that not only has the initiative gained widespread support in London, it has begun to spread to other municipalities in Ontario. The group is working with, and believes the project will be adopted by, municipalities in Manitoba and Nova Scotia in the coming year.

Walker said since the promotional campaign, women have been feeling more comfortable seeking help, with 60 per cent more phone calls and walk-ins between fiscal 2011 and 2012.

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Storm knocks out power Hamza Tariq GAZETTE STAFF London and other regions of Southwestern Ontario were affected by severe thunderstorms and high winds Sunday night from the same weather system that ravaged Midwestern United States last weekend.

“We had a very significant November storm move through southern Ontario yesterday afternoon and during the overnight hours. In London itself we had peak wind gusts of 82 km/h,” said Geoff Coulson, meteorologist for Environment Canada.

The high winds damaged power lines leaving thousands of residents of London and southern Ontario left without power for hours and a large number are still facing outages.

Hydro One, the corporation that provides electricity across Ontario, couldn’t yet provide a

time for power resumption for all consumers by press time.

“Thirty outages across the province affected over 71,000 customers and it is due to the winds that have come across the province,” a spokesperson for Hydro One said.

She stated that the damaging winds caused trees to make contact with power lines and lines were also directly damaged by the winds.

James Voogt, associate professor at the department of geography at Western, said the low-pressure system — which caused the weather conditions — is moving east so the winds could be expected to subside over the next day or so.

“The forecast calls for another (but weaker) mid-latitude cyclone by around Thursday,” he said. “As that system leaves the current forecast is calling for colder temperatures by the end of the week with the possibility of lake-effect snow as winds come from the northwest

over the Great Lakes.”

Voogt said the weather experienced came from a “mid-latitude cyclone.” Such cyclones can cause lightning, hail, tornadoes, thunderstorms and significant high winds — which could cause power disruption.

According to Coulson, despite the winds diminishing to below the warning criteria, it would continue to be windy in London. He also cautioned against slick road conditions and advised drivers to have both hands on the wheel especially in exposed areas due to wind gusts.

With power crews working around the clock to restore electricity in London and across the province, and the winds dying down, most consumers were expected to have their power restored by the end of the day yesterday.

After a mild weekend, temperatures are expected to drop again with highs remaining under 10 degrees for the rest of the week.

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USC town hall Wednesday Iain Boekhoff NEWS EDITOR Students are set to gather at the Mustang Lounge on Wednesday night at 7 p.m. for a town hall meeting to address issues with the Peer Support Centre.

According to Sam Krishnapillai, vice-president internal for the University Students’ Council, town halls have been scheduled for each month this year, and based on feedback from the past two years’ town halls about the PSC, this year’s event was moved to the first semester rather than the end of the year.

The feedback from the town hall will be incorporated into a policy motion at the USC council meeting at the end of this month.

Krishnapillai said the policy is

meant to outline the mandate and the principles and values of the space because there is not a formal policy on it right now. She said she was excited to hear directly from students in person, and hoped USC councillors would be there to add their input to the council meeting on November 27.

“Any time I get the opportunity to be face-to-face with them, people seem to really understand the messaging behind what’s going on,” Krishnapillai said. “So just hoping to clarify and get a better understanding of where everyone stands and then take any feedback I get and incorporate it into the council meeting [later] this month.”

The PSC has been a lightning rod of discussion after the USC made several changes to its structure and

operations earlier this year. The town hall will be a venue for students to make their voices heard directly to USC executives and councillors.

“I think once the USC acknowledges that there has been changes and that they are significantly different, we can move forward,” said Eternity Martis, a fourth-year English and women’s studies student. “Not just pushing things under the rug, but addressing it. I think that will heal a lot of wounds right now.

I don’t think we can move forward until we talk about the communication barrier [and] the changes.”

She added the miscommunication between the USC and users and coordinators of the PSC has created a lot of frustration for students who are already marginalized and vulnerable.

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high-income families with regards to whether they will attend postsecondary education. For students from low-income families, the thousands of dollars appear to make a substantial difference.

“The people who are influenced by the extra $2,000 are kids from low-income families, and they’re the ones not getting the money upfront,” Neill explained. “So if you’re trying to encourage people to attend post-secondary you also

want to give the money to the lower income kids early preferably, when they need the money, and this tax credit doesn’t do that.”

As for solutions, Neill suggests making the tax refundable, so that families who do not pay very much tax would still get the credit paid out to them after their taxes are filed.

This would also allow the money to be delivered to students faster, when they need it. Another possible solution is to use some of the money to directly cut tuition, since students are more aware of tuition fees.

Another issue is awareness. Neill points out that most students simply do not know that the tax credits exist or how to claim them, as they are not advertised on many student financial aid websites or resources.

“If even I did not know how much money I was saving on my tuition fees when I’m financially literate and studying this field […] how can we expect the tax credits to have an effect on peoples’ decisions when they don’t know about them?” Neill questioned.

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Portrait of the poet as an experimenter Sara-Mai Chitty GAZETTE STAFF Poetry is going high-tech at Western.

The Public Humanities program at Western is presenting PoetryLab tonight in Conron Hall, a diverse and dynamic reading of poetry in a form that promises to be unlike any traditional means of the experience encountered before. Philip Glennie, program co-coordinator of the event, is excited for the poets and the audience to be a part of something he believes might be more than a ripple in the Canadian poetry scene.

“PoetryLab is different in the extent that it’s run from beginning to end almost as if you are going to a movie theatre,” Glennie explains.

“There’s really no explanation of each poet as they come up to the podium. The event takes place for the most part in the dark. So you’re hearing the voices and seeing the poems being projected and when the poems are projected, what that gives the audience a chance to do is to read the poem on their terms, the way they would read it in a book.”

The atmosphere is integral to the effect that the Lab is trying to create. Glennie and participating poets Scott Beckett, the University Students’ Council’s student writerin-residence, as well as Tom Cull, Joel Faflak and Western’s writer-inresidence NourbeSe Philip aim to breach private and public reception and explore how the audience

Bill Wang GAZETTE

EXPLORATORY LABORATORY. Tonight, the Public Humanities at Western will present PoetryLab. Western student writer-in-residence, Scott Beckett and Western’s writer-in-residence, NourbeSe Philip, as well as other student writers will be presenting their works in unique and experimental ways.

interacts with poetry.

“You’re having this intensely private reading experience by reading it projected on the screen,” Glennie explains. “But when the poets become involved and start reading it aloud in their voice, it starts to blur the line between your private experience and the public experience of sharing it read by the author — the poet.”

Beckett, a participating poet, was drawn to the event because of the unique presentation it offered.

“The audience is going to experience poetry in a way that might reveal something more than reading it normally,” he says. “I suppose, to put it more simply, the special thing about this event is that PoetryLab is not an act of reading nor listening, it is experiencing.”

Tom Cull, also participating, is excited to participate because of this unique format.

“I think it is going to be a lot of fun. I think it will be moving, challenging, prickly and a bit tickly,”

Cull says. “This event doesn’t simply present four separate readers but seeks to create a kind of organic unity among readers, audience members and words. I hope to come away feeling energized, full of ideas, and heartened by the experience of good poetic group hug.”

Another unique feature of PoetryLab is the incorporation of Twitter. While not a traditional poetic medium, the aim of Twitter is for participants — both poets and audience — to react and interact as

the performance unravels.

“We will have the live feed going during the event,” Glennie explains.

“And poets will even have a chance to respond to the tweets. As the event goes on Tweets will have an opportunity to respond to each other, so any sort of response audience members might have, any impressions, or maybe their own [poetry] can be tweeted.”

The addition of Twitter changes the dynamic of the performance and lends to new realms currently being established between literature and poetry and technology. Some might say poetry is a dying art, but Glennie does not feel the same.

“I think that as our culture becomes more and more obsessed with short digestible poetic-like statements, there is an opportunity for it to experience a resurgence if it’s able to couple with technology in the right way. Tweets for example, being these very short statements, are supposed to be very impactful, much like poetry. If the 800-page novel can exist today, I think poetry can too,” Glennie laughs.

Beckett also speaks to poetic tradition.

“Poetry is a really fluid genre, but the form of poetry readings has always been quite standard.

PoetryLab allows for the act of transmission to be as varied and experimental as the form itself,” he says.

PoetryLab will take place on November 19 at 7:30 p.m. in Conron Hall (University College Rm. 224)

McQueen delivers powerful, gritty reality Brent Holmes ARTS & LIFE EDITOR 12 Years a Slave GGGGF Directed by: Steve McQueen Starring: Chiwetel Ejiofor, Michael Fassbender, Lupita Nyong’o, Sarah Paulson, Benedict Cumberbatch, Brad Pitt, Paul Dano, Paul Giamatti.

Based off of Solomon Northup’s autobiographical account documenting his experience being kidnapped and sold into slavery in the Deep South, Steven McQueen’s 12 Years a Slave is a brutal depiction of the true reality of slavery often hidden behind films like Gone with the Wind.

Solomon (Chitwetel Ejiofor) is a successful freeman and musician in New York, but when he takes up a job in Washington he is kidnapped and sold into slavery. With nobody caring who he really is, Solomon has to keep his true identity a secret as he tries to find a way to get a message to his family.

Ejiofor’s performance is absolutely Oscar-worthy. Michael Fassbender, Benedict Cumberbatch and Paul Dano also give good performances as horrific plantation owners and overseers. However, Paul Giamatti and Brad Pitt’s less than 10-minute cameos are grossly unnecessary—they are roles that literally anyone could have played

and their presence takes the viewer out of the film.

McQueen directs Northup’s story masterfully. He does not present Northup’s events with a sense of time or with notice to what is happening outside of Northup’s experience and echoes this with long uninterrupted takes. The brutal whipping scene is depicted with the camera rotating in a circle around the action, making for one of the most unbearable scenes put to film.

Long shots depicting the beauty of the Southern landscape are masterfully reinscribed with a sense of horror. Cutting from the horrors of slavery — such as when Northup is forced to stand on tippy-toes with a noose around his neck for a day — to the Southern landscape or natural environment is a powerful statement as if in bitter satire of Gone With the Wind’s view that, “it is a landscape just wanting to be beautiful.”

The film’s score is another high point. The mechanical sound of Hans Zimmer’s soundtrack powerfully echoes the sound of the steamboat’s wheel during Northup’s kidnap and journey South. Long takes of the wheel and its ripples in the water is a hard reflection of the reality of slavery — turning black men and women into machines for exploitation by the South.

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Django Unchained are inevitable as both films depict the hard truths of the system of slavery in the United States — however, while Tarantino provided a sense of cathartic release in having Django shoot his way through plantations, McQueen’s film is about hard reality — the film leaves its audience with the truth that, even if the political will existed back then, there can never

be justice for the crimes committed under slavery.

Perhaps one of McQueen’s most powerfully orchestrated scenes is the one of Northup’s reunion with his family. In a less experienced director’s hands, this scene might have been a powerful scene of returning, where a happy family awaits Northup’s return. This is not the case in 12 Years a Slave — there

is only the horrible reality that while Northup may have spent 12 years in the South, he has lost his entire life as his children have grown up and his wife has remarried.

12 Years A Slave is an incredibly potent film and a must-see. It is brutal, unflinching, hard, and its only solace is that for Canadian viewers, the Canucks get to be the heroes.

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It begins with a historically accurate depiction of the New Orleans “Axeman” in 1919. One of the Axeman’s most infamous actions was threatening the entire city that he would go on a murderous rampage, yet spare those who had jazz music playing their homes.

In this episode, a group of suffragette witches murder the Axeman in an act of vengeance for his crimes against the people of New Orleans.

Coven is all about strong women, but this was perhaps the most direct moment of female empowerment — as this group of women stabbed the Axeman, it felt as though the patriarchy was dying a speedy, yet meticulous death.

Flashing back to the present, young Zoe stumbles upon

photographs showing that the number of witches is steadily declining.

Zoe’s logical response to this?

Grab a ouija board! In hopes of connecting with the since-deceased Madison, the girls of the coven come together. When questionable spirits (such as the f’ing Axeman) start to reveal themselves, Queenie takes issue with this. They continue and discover Madison is in the attic.

Last week, we were introduced to Spalding’s incredibly creepy house of dolls. This week, when the girls arrive to check out the attic, they soon discover Madison’s body amongst Spalding’s playthings.

Upon capturing Spalding, Queenie goes all sociopath and wants to torture and kill him. Zoe convinces her this is not the best route and they take the limp body of Madison away.

Cordelia returns after having acid thrown in her face last week and is graced with a brand new power of sight — she can see everyone’s secrets. In a place as insane as this coven, this newfound power will

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Of course, leave it to Marie Laveau (Angela Bassett) to deliver the best scene of the episode. Hank has been working as professional witch hunter for Laveau. This scene serves as an acting showcase for Bassett — she rips apart the scenery. Good grief! Her enunciation!

Her anger! This becomes extremely apparent when she says, “When I plant a fatass cracker bitch, I expect her to stay planted.”

Overall, it’s an excellent and action-packed episode. If you’re just tuning in now, it’s highly recommended you start from episode one, because if you start from “The Axeman Cometh” the plot might seem a bit… choppy.

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The Gazette asked students if they had a hard time studying in the library.

Chris Miszczak ILLUSTRATIONS EDITOR

Social Science II

“The clutterness can be a problem, however there are plenty of libraries on campus so I’m sure you can find a seat somewhere. Also when it’s a quiet floor rather than a silent floor, I tell them to go to a silent floor to talk.”

Montana Miles Sociology II

“It’s so annoying when people talk in the quiet section while you try to study—I always shush them. It’s really inconsiderate.”

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You can’t sit with us, Western library Miszczak Your Privilege

Jesse Nightingale

“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”

I am in love with books and in love with places filled with books. Because of this, libraries were always my home away from home — my own personal heaven.

When I first started university, libraries were quiet and peaceful places. The towering buildings were truly something to behold, and libraries were always very well kept.

Each library has its own type of charm. Weldon Library, Taylor Library, even the library in Huron College — every library just seems to have its own personality.

However, the charm of Western libraries has been fading. There was once a time when libraries were a private sanctuary for those who wanted quiet and peace of mind. But as midterms and exams keep piling up, it is becoming more and more difficult to find a quiet place to sit down.

When I venture into Taylor library to find my favorite spot, it’s taken. I end up walking up and down all the aisles looking for a spot but every single seat

is occupied.

Not only that, but when I go the library I go to study with no distractions, and that is something that I cannot do with dozens of people around me chatting. It’s disruptive and rude, especially when libraries are is supposed to be quiet places.

When you are at a library you should not be talking with your friends like it’s a common room. Nor should you be on the phone or listening to your iPods — if you need music to study, turn it down to a level where others won’t be able to hear. It’s annoying and distracting.

Studying next to an obnoxious person in the library is like sitting near a person on the phone in a movie theatre, or a crying baby on an airplane. It just can’t be done comfortably.

The Western libraries are progressively turning more and more into a social scene. The books themselves are becoming nothing more than background decoration, with little to no attention paid to them.

I don’t know a perfect solution, but something needs to be done about this. The answer might be as simple as respecting the spaces you are in, keeping in mind that libraries are sometimes the only place where people like me can find peace of mind. At the end of the day, I just want my quiet, little, dusty, book-ridden corner back.

Devin Golets

Dear Life Your anonymous letters to life Dear Life, Seriously, why doesn’t the Spoke café have any male employees?

Dear Life, Laurier looks like a sexy beast on the new $5 bill.

Dear Life, Were farts always funny?

Did cavemen giggle every time they heard a bunshaker too?

Dear Life, Saw your offer for a sex scandal Kevin. Would a former USC councillor do?

[Editor’s note: Yes, Dear Life is the new OKCupid] Dear Life, Why does the room coming into the library from the UCC tunnel always smell?

Dear Life, Do you think the geese on UC hill feel uncomfortable when they see half the school in Canada Goose jackets?

Dear Life, Every year I check for the Pakistani flag in the UCC atrium. Every year, it isn’t there. I, among many others, feel heartbroken.

Dear Life, Why did the designer of the keyboard put “o” and zero so close to each other?

MIT IV

“Multiple occasions I stroll in looking for a spot to get some good work done, and it’s a bit of a buzz kill when you walk for 15–20 minutes without any seats.”

Dear Life, How is it that after more than 20 years, I don’t even know what I enjoy or want to do with you?

Dear Life, I only go to networking events and information sessions for free food.

Lindsay Hafner

Dear Life, I cried after my managerial accounting exam.

BMOS III

“It’s definitely frustrating when you want to study and you can’t find a seat. Then you have to go to a different building and waste your own study time in finding a space, especially when there are cubicles but they’re reserved by a piece of paper.”

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Sports

factattack This is Michigan State’s third time being ranked No. 1 in the AP poll. MSU reached the Final Four in 2000–01 & 1978–79.

Rundown >> Western’s women’s hockey team lost 2–1 in a shootout against Queen’s on Sunday > Their next game is against Guelph at Thompson Arena in London on Friday.

The Dinos render the Mustangs extinct Western’s Vanier cup dream destroyed in Calgary Daniel Weryha SPORTS EDITOR After a near perfect season, the Western Mustangs were defeated by the Calgary Dinos in the 2013 Mitchell Bowl. The 44–3 final was Western’s first and final loss of the season, as the Dinos eliminated the Mustangs from the Canadian Interuniversity Sport playoffs, and punched their ticket to the Vanier Cup where they will take on l’Université Laval Rouge et Or in Quebec next Saturday.

The Mustangs’ early special teams blunders gave the Dinos a big first-quarter lead that eventually proved to be insurmountable. In the first half the Mustangs special teams unit mishandled a punt, had a field goal that was blocked and allowed a punt return that was taken back 80 yards by the Dinos.

Late in the second quarter, after a 14-play and 77-yard drive, Mustangs kicker and punter Lirim Hajrullahu gave his team their only score of the game.

“I am shocked,” Greg Marshall, Mustangs head coach said. “I am shocked that it seemed like we just couldn’t ever get it back.”

In contrast, the Dinos ran 66 plays for 512 total yards as they handed the Mustangs four quarters worth of hard-nosed football.

While the favoured Mustangs averaged 57.3 points per game coming into the Mitchell bowl, they were surprised by a Dinos team that was plagued by injuries right from the start of their season.

Andrew Buckley, Dinos’ secondstring quarterback, completed 18 of

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Will Finch of the Western Mustangs prepares to throw the ball. The Mustangs’ undefeated season was ended on Saturday by the Calgary Dinos in the Mitchell Bowl. The Mustangs lost 44–3 in the game and Finch was injured in the game.

his 27 passes for 211 yards and two touchdowns.

But while the Dinos passing game was indeed effective in the poor weather conditions, they gashed the Mustangs heavily with the nation’s best running game. Mercer Timmis, the second-year running back out of Burlington, Ontario, rushed 16 times for 137 yards and a touchdown — almost half of the team’s 305 total rush yards.

Timmis and the Dinos offence thrived in the cold and unfavourable

weather — a place in which his former Burlington Stampeders teammate, Will Finch, failed to compare.

The Dinos applied a substantial amount of pressure to get after Mustangs quarterback Finch early. After taking a few hits, Finch appeared to be in a significant amount pain.

“Its one of those games where everything that could go wrong did go wrong,” Marshall said. “It started with Will right from the get go. He kind of pulled that hip, and it wasn’t

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the same — it wasn’t as effective.”

Finch completed nine out of 20 pass attempts for 105 yards, and threw one of the Mustangs’ two interceptions before he had to leave the game at the start of the second half due to the hip injury he sustained in the first.

Blake Huggins, who was able to rally the Mustangs in Finch’s place back in 2012 against the Guelph Gryphons, only completed one pass over two quarters of play for a single yard.

“Defensively we played the best game of the season. We were physical in all aspects of the game, and we made four big plays on special teams that I thought affected the game,” Blake Nill, Calgary Dinos head coach, said.

As the Mustangs’ season now comes to an end, only two teams are left standing. The undefeated Dinos will travel east to take on the undefeated Rouge et Or in the 2013 Vanier Cup in Quebec City this coming Saturday at 1 p.m..

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