Ollie’s bottle drive captures hearts of his neighbourhood
SEVEN-year-old Ollie of Hastings is inspiring his community with a remarkable initiative that has so far seen him raise $350 for the Royal Children’s Hospital Good Friday Appeal.
Inspired by his little sister April, who was born prematurely at 31 weeks and received life-saving care at the hospital, Ollie wanted to find a way to give back to the incredible team that took care of his family during a difficult time.
So, this month he decided to begin a can-collecting drive in his neighbourhood, encouraging his neighbours to gather empty bottles, cans, and containers with a 10c recycling mark.
In just a few weeks Ollie has refunded a staggering 3500 bottles
and cans at the Hastings collection depot.
He has so far raised $350 thanks to the generous support of his community on Carpenters Lane, Lefroy Lane, and Maurandra Close. His goal is to reach $500 by the end of October.
“I just wanted to help the hospital because they took such good care of my sister and our family,” Ollie said.
“It’s also fun to help the environment by recycling, and I’m really happy that everyone is joining in.”
Ollie’s sister spent two weeks in the neonatal intensive care unit and another five weeks in special care after her early arrival.
She required two blood transfusions, and the hospital’s exceptional care helped her, and her family,
through those critical weeks.
The community has rallied behind Ollie’s fundraiser with his neighbours pitching in by collecting cans and bringing them to the bins set up at the end of his driveway.
“His enthusiasm has been contagious, with many people sharing the story and rallying to help him achieve his ambitious goal,” Ollie’s mum Janelle Thompson said.
“His journey is a reminder of how even the youngest among us can make a big impact, one can at a time.”
The Good Friday Appeal has partnered with the Container Deposit Scheme as its first statewide donation partner – with every 10 cents refunded being donated to the Good Friday Appeal.
Financial crisis looms for shire
Cameron McCullough cameron@mpnews.com.au
MORNINGTON Peninsula Shire Council is moving towards a “precarious financial position” over the next five years with a “perfect storm” of rate capping, reduced federal government grants, and state government cost shifting “jeopardizing both the provision of essential services and the financial sustainability of local government”.
The claims by the shire have been made at two recent inquiries into local government funding and sustainability at the state and federal level.
Of greatest concern to the shire is state government cost-shifting which it estimates to balloon to $234m over the next five years. The shire’s submission to the Victorian inquiry noted the “unprecedented number of state government responsibilities... ultimately being shifted onto ratepayers”, and the added burden of state or federal legislation or programs that mandate local government participation, without sufficient funding to cover the cost.
State government responsibilities shifted to the shire include foreshore management (which is estimated to cost the shire $11.7m annually), libraries, kindergartens, road maintenance and verge clearing, among others.
Legislative changes likely to impact the shire’s revenue include the newly passed Short Stay Levy Bill 2024, and new waste laws introducing a standardised four bin waste system across the state set to cost the shire tens of millions
of dollars to implement (New bin laws prompt concerns of waste charge spike, The News 1/10/24).
On the other hand, federal legislative changes such as the opening of aged-care services to the private sector saw the shire exiting those services, at a cost saving of between $4.5 to $5m per annum.
Also of concern for the shire is the state government’s rate-capping regime which sets a capped rate “significantly lower than inflation”. The shire notes that “expenses have surged significantly beyond the Consumer Price Index. This is primarily attributed to a limited supplier pool and the escalated costs of infrastructure delivery”.
Shire CEO John Baker, appearing at the federal government’s “Inquiry into local government sustainability” on 26 September stated that rate capping started “at a point when we were one of the lowest rating councils in the country” and that “every time there’s a 1.75 per cent (rise), that’s 1.75 per cent on where we were”.
The shire believes the current model for calculating rates, which places the shire in a pool of other metropolitan municipalities, does not consider the high percentage of Green Wedge land on the peninsula, and the cost burden of eight million visitors to the area.
“When you’re accommodating eight million visitors a year in a population of 170,000 the impact on infrastructure, on our roads and on the cleaning of beaches is absolutely enormous,” said Baker.
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Park director and founder Michael Johnson is committed to ensuring koalas thrive in the region. Picture: Moonlit Sanctuary
Project launched to save koalas in the Western Port Biosphere
MOONLIT Sanctuary Wildlife
Conservation Park and Western Port Biosphere have joined forces to launch a new project to save the region’s precious koala population.
Named the Western Port Koala Corridor Project, the initiative aims to create a network of trees throughout the UNESCO listed Western Port Biosphere to allow koalas and other vulnerable species to move safely between areas of bushland.
The project will also address the growing threats faced koalas as their numbers have rapidly dropped due to habitat destruction, disease, dog attacks, and road hazards.
To help support their populations,
the project is seeking to engage dedicated community volunteers in a variety of activities.
This included helping with tree planting, survey koala populations, create new habitats on private properties, and raise funds for the project.
The survey will add to the important genetic research on koala populations conducted over the past year by the Biosphere Foundation’s Kelly Smith.
Western Port Biosphere CEO Mel Barker said the project was critical to supporting and preserving koala populations in the region.
“Koalas are iconic to Australia, but they are in peril due to the everincreasing fragmentation of their
habitats. The Western Port Koala Corridor is our opportunity to reverse this trend by reconnecting habitats, giving koalas a fighting chance for survival,” she said.
Moonlit Sanctuary Wildlife Conservation Park director and founder Michael Johnson also shared the importance of the project.
“Moonlit Sanctuary is proud to play a key role in the Koala Corridor Project. By working together with the community and passionate volunteers, we can ensure a future where koalas can thrive in their natural habitat once again,” he said.
Learn more at: moonlitsanctuary. com.au/koala_corridor
Push for Somerville phone tower rejected
Brendan Rees brendan@mpnews.com.au
SOMERVILLE residents and business owners have been left disappointed yet again after its bid for federal government funding to help improve mobile phone coverage in the area was rejected.
Despite their persistent fight for better connectivity, particularly in the east Somerville area for the past ten years, the federal government did not include the suburb in its second round of funding through the peri-urban mobile program.
Funding of $40.9 million was allocated to the program which aims to improve mobile connectivity in bushfire and other natural disasterprone areas.
Communications Minister Michelle Rowland announced on October 3 that the program had approved 47 mobile tower infrastructure projects across the country – however Somerville was notably absent.
Flinders MP Zoe McKenzie, who has been advocating to seek muchneeded funding to address the mobile black spot, expressed her disappointment.
“Despite long standing issues with connectivity in Somerville, the Albanese Government has failed to allocate a single dollar to addressing the lack of reception in the area,” she said.
“With residents unable to access internet banking, phone calls dropping out multiple times in a single call, and employees unable to work
from home, the lack of reception in Somerville is profoundly affecting the lives of the 18,000 residents.
“I have met with all the major Telcos and written to the Minister for Communications, asking them to address the lack of reception in Somerville.”
Somerville Business Group secretary David Livingstone said it was a huge blow for the community.
“Small businesses in Somerville, many of which operate from home, are suffering from the dire lack of reception,” he said.
Mr Livingstone said mobile phone reception was “extremely poor” in southeast Somerville, extending south of Eramosa Rd East and east of Jones Rd, down to Western Port Bay.
“It’s been an ongoing issue for ten years,” he said, adding he would not give up in seeking better mobile phone coverage to help small businesses.
As reported last month in The News, residents said a lack of a reliable service was more than just an inconvenience; it also posed a safety risk if people had difficulty contacting emergency services (Stranded … Somerville residents face mobile phone woes, The News 25/09/24).
In the latest round of government funding, Ms McKenzie observed that of the 16 sites in Victoria granted approval, more than 80 per cent, fell within Labor-held seats.
“This compares to round one of the program which came out in 2022 under the previous Coalition Government, and included multiple sites on the Peninsula, in Rosebud, Rye,
Merricks, Mt Martha, Main Ridge, Tuerong, Tootgarook, Sorrento, and St Andrews Beach.”
The second round of funding did not include any sites along the Mornington Peninsula. The closest sites approved funding were Pearcedale south and Tooradin north west.
In September, Telstra told The News that it was aware of some indoor coverage challenges in some parts of Somerville.
A Telstra spokesperson said in a statement that it was committed to building a new site in southeast Somerville “to uplift coverage in the area and have a project underway to locate the land required to build a new mobile site”.
The statement added there were “some differences in coverage for mobile virtual network operators, which use the Telstra wholesale network, and the main Telstra network”.
“The coverage you receive on these networks depends on your location, the specifications or the capabilities of the mobile device you’re using and how you are using it,” it said.
Optus confirmed two new mobile sites were being planned to go online next year to provide further connectivity with one next to Bungower Rd. An existing Optus phone tower is located near Eramosa Rd East and Lower Somerville Rd.
A proposed 35-metre mobile phone tower in Webbs Lane, Somerville, was rejected in the past year after it was vehemently opposed by residents who did not want it on green wedge land, as well as citing visual and health impacts.
Fun Flight spreads its wings after humble start
FUN Flight began in 2007 after a group of mates banded together with five aircraft to take 15 kids for a joy ride.
Peninsula Aero Club (PAC), assisted by Royal Victorian Aero Club, Moorabbin Airport and Angel Flight has now grown that event grow to 43 planes and 120 participants, including children with a serious illness, their siblings and parents.
They experience a bird’s eye view of Port Phillip Bay before landing at Tyabb for lunch, a display of WW2 warbirds, jumping castles, a petting zoo and an aerobatic display provide by Peninsula Aero Club.
After a substantial donation from a now deceased PAC member, a charity was formed and it was decided to take the concept Australia wide.
After those humble beginnings at Tyabb never did the mates that started it all think a charity would grow to the size it is today and spread right across Australia.
In recent years PAC has added ground activities like face painting, ‘kids aeroplane’ races, clowns, and a gift of a teddy bear in addition to hot dogs, barbeque sausages, fairy bread and cordial.
The Tyabb CFA always steps up with support, allowing kids to sit in the fire truck and operate the siren, and a visit from the Police airwing is not uncommon.
The next Tyabb Fun Flight day is 9 November when the Peninsula Aero Club is expecting around 140 participants.
Meet Tyabb’s newest aircraft
THE most modern aircraft at Tyabb airport is Kieren Grogan‘s Pipistrel Virus Explorer. This Slovenian designed aircraft is made of carbon fibre with kevlar reinforcing the cabin. Powered by a 100hp engine it comfortably cruises at 145 knots (268 km) and has a fuel consumption of only 15 litres per hour.
It can cruise for 5.5 hours or 1,450 km because it has a very low drag design and an efficient wing with a glide ratio of 17 to 1. This means if it was over the North West corner of French island at 4,500 feet it could glide to Mornington harbour in nil wind.
Full flap stall speed is only 35 knots. The aircraft has a very efficient wing with full span flaperons with two stages of positive and one negative setting, used in the high speed cruise to improve efficiency. The wing also incorporates two stage airbrake spoilers to enable it to make a normal approach as the aircraft does not want to land. Although it cannot operate under instrument flight rules because it falls into the LSA category of aircraft with a maximum takeoff weight of 600 kg, it has full instrument flying navigation aids, auto pilot, traffic avoidance system and even a rocket propelled ballistic parachute. It is able to fly at night and is certainly a most distinctive aircraft.
Backlash over bulldozed bike jump
A POPULAR Langwarrin bike jump has been flattened, sparking a wave of backlash.
The dirt jump was on land owned by Melbourne Water, between Beech Street and Alder Street along McClelland Drive. In a statement, Melbourne Water said that it was removing the “unauthorised” jump because of reports of serious injuries.
“Melbourne Water is committed to community safety for those who interact with and use our land and waterways. We are aware of an increasing number of serious injuries requiring ambulance attendance – many involving children - that have occurred at an unauthorised bike jump on Melbourne Water land at McClelland Reserve Langwarrin,” the statement read. “To prevent further injuries we are removing and levelling the unauthorised bike jumps and restoring the land to its natural state to allow the
community to continue to enjoy it safely.
“We want people to enjoy Melbourne’s land and waterways safely and we don’t want to see any other people get hurt at the bike jumps at McClelland Reserve.
After removing the bike jumps, we will plant native trees and restore the nature reserve to encourage native animals and insects to return to the area.
“We understand that removing the bike jumps track may be disappointing for some people, but public safety is our absolute priority.”
A petition has circulated protesting the decision - more than 1500 people have signed it. The petition was started by Jacob Ogley, who wrote “for many teenagers in our community, including myself, the MCC Dirt Jumps have been a haven. We built these jumps from scratch, tirelessly shaping the jumps to create a space where we can bond, stay active, and find peace away from society’s end-
less pressures.”
“These jumps are not just heaps of soil – they are a great representation of our youthful passion and dedication. They are our creation, where we learn self-reliance and teamwork, where we socialise and engage with our friends on the seat of our mountain bikes,” Ogley said. “We’re not asking for much, only that we are permitted to have this small piece for ourselves.”
Converting the land into a formal bike track was considered but not ultimately pursued, The News understands.
There are public BMX facilities at Overport Park and near the Langwarrin Skate Park.
The Langwarrin land is home to wildlife including the black wallaby, short beaked echidna, possums, swamp rat, and woodland birds such as the Eastern Yellow Robin.
Brodie Cowburn
Platypus protection a priority
CLIMATE change and “increasing urbanisation” is endangering the platypus population on the Mornington Peninsula, researchers say.
The state’s platypus population is being assessed this spring breeding season using “eDNA testing”. Between 2021 and 2023, Melbourne Water sampled water at 1800 locations across the state - it detected traces of DNA shed into the environment from platypus mucus, urine, faeces, skin, and saliva.
Melbourne Water detected platypus activity on the Mornington Peninsula. Its researchers are urging residents to take care to protect their environment.
Dr Rhys Coleman, manager of waterways and wetlands research at Melbourne Water, said “in the face of declining numbers, it’s more important than ever to monitor where the platypus live – knowing where they occur is the first step in being able to look after them.”
“Climate change and increasing urbanisation are impacting platypus habitats, and we must seize every opportunity to protect our precious waterways to stabilise their numbers,” he said.
“With urbanisation comes increased water runoff from hard surfaces such as roofs, driveways, and roads into stormwater drains which flows into water-
ways destroying platypus habitats and introducing contaminants, including litter that can become tangled around animals and cause mortality.
“Tackling the complex issues that threaten platypus requires collaborative efforts, including all levels of government, waterway managers, urban planners, scientists, Traditional Owners and the community. We need to use all the tools in the toolbox, including intensive revegetation, better stormwater management, reducing pollutants in waterways, and maintaining natural water flows in our rivers and creeks.”
Coleman says the eDNA method is helping experts keep track of the elusive species. “Platypus are quite shy, occur in a variety of habitats and are predominantly nocturnal, so it can be difficult to monitor their activity through traditional methods alone –particularly where rivers are wide, deep or fast flowing,” he said.
“eDNA provides crucial insights into their presence in specific rivers and creeks. By integrating this data with our trapping records and other information, such as publicly reported sightings, we can create detailed maps and track changes in their distribution.”
To report a platypus sighting, download the Platypus Spot app
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Outrage over playground weed killer
A GROUP of parents have voiced their outrage after discovering that the controversial glyphosate-based weed killer, Roundup, had been used at a playground at Rye Bicentennial Park.
Mum Alexandra said she was shocked to see a maintenance worker holding a five-litre container with a nozzle to spray the herbicide on weeds on the tanbark within the playground located at Point Nepean Rd about 10am on Thursday 14 October - which the Mornington Peninsula Shire has since admitted to The News that it was an “operational error”.
“I was walking my dog and there was a contractor spraying tanbark in the playground,” Alexandra said, adding there were no signs to alert people that Roundup was being used between Government Rd and Weeroona St.
Alexandra, who asked for her surname not to be used, said she spoke to the worker who confirmed they were using glyphosate, which he said had been approved by the shire including at the same site on three to four separate occasions this year.
The revelation has sparked anger among parents, who are now questioning the safety of their children.
“I think it’s just unnecessary; the day before my child was literally crawling through the tanbark in that playground,” Alexandra said.
She said it was also concerning given the theme for Children’s Week in the shire (from October 18-27) was “children have the right to a clean and safe environment”.
The shire’s infrastructure services manager Tom Haines-Sutherland said glyphosate was sometimes used by council staff and contractors for weed control, in accordance with guidelines provided by the Australian Pesticides and Veterinary Medicines Authority and WorkSafe.
“Although there are no specific recommendations for herbicide use in playgrounds, we have decided not to use herbicide in our playgrounds,” he said.
“Non-herbicide weed control such as hand removal is now our standard practice around playgrounds, and this is clearly stated in our maintenance contract.
“Unfortunately, on this occasion an operational error was made. We are working closely with our teams to ensure this does not occur again and weeds are removed by hand in all of our playgrounds.”
While Alexandra welcomed the change to hand removing weeds, which she only heard through The News, this was only “so long as its enforced and applied across all shire playgrounds”.
But she said it also did little to quell the concerns of parents who had seen workers conducting weed spraying along the peninsula including recently at a playground in Flinders.
“We don’t know how long or how often it (Roundup) has been used,” she said, noting that
a year ago she had seen workers wearing “full body outfits” and masks to spray weeds “with trucks and hoses” at a picnic area next to the Rye pirate ship playground “while heaps of kids, people, and pets were around”.
“The consensus is that we’re going to stop taking our kids to all playgrounds until we have confirmation that the policy has changed, and the use of Roundup and any other harmful methods is banned in children’s playgrounds and other public spaces children use.”
Alexandra said after raising the issue with councillors, she was told glyphosate had been questioned in the past, but council continued to used it as a “preferred low-cost option”.
Professor of Chemistry at RMIT University Oliver Jones while he understood lot of people worried about glyphosate “as it is in the news a lot, respectfully, feelings are not facts”. He said there was no good evidence that products containing glyphosate posed a significant risk of causing cancer in humans.
“Neither clicks and likes online, nor influencers, nor legal cases make science. All the available scientific evidence indicates glyphosate is safe to use as directed. This is why it is approved by over 20 regulatory agencies worldwide, including Australia.
“You could never use any pesticide again for the rest of your life, and you would still be at risk of cancer from other things like alcohol, poor diet, sunlight and even your genetics.”
But he added from his perspective, a “sensible approach” would be to wait several hours after glyphosate was sprayed in public places like playgrounds before the space was used to “avoid unnecessary worry”.
Jones said from his understanding, glyphosate was not presently banned in any part of the world, but some countries do restrict its household use such as France, the Netherlands and Belgium.
A Federal Court case involving 800 Australians who claimed their diagnosis of non-Hodgkin lymphoma was linked to Roundup was also dismissed this year after the judge found there was no evidence that it caused cancer.
Mornington Peninsula resident and founder of Save the Bees Australia Simon Mulvany has been campaigning close to a decade to have glyphosate banned on the peninsula, which he believes, through his own research, is not only harmful to bees and humans but also contaminates honey.
Mulvany said he personally witnessed a vehicle with workers “spraying glyphosate out the window of the truck” on Canterbury Jetty Rd in Rye about a week ago.
“A lady with a pram and a dog was walking on the side of the road through the poison - there were no signs either,” he said.
Any readers who have seen or heard about the use of Roundup on the peninsula, and would like to share their experiences, are encouraged to contact The News
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COOLART WARD
How to vote for David and the on-going fight for council transparency and accountability
HOW TO VOTE FOR DAVID GILL
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David Gill - always ready and willing to act on your behalf.
Unsightly road barriers must go
Has removed paid parking from Coolart Ward
Voted to keep a community market at Red Hill Recreation Reserve
Provides practical help for farmers and small businesses
Ensured we have the 8th lowest rates out of 79 councils in Victoria
First to raise and helped prevent the Flinders Pier demolition
Advocated for community grants - 219 awarded to help volunteers in our ward
Doubled the pot-hole work crews and will continue to find on-going solutions
Improved storm event safeguards
Saved historic Fenton Hall from demolition
Protects wildlife and our Green Wedge David
David is an independent candidate with no political affiliations or vested interests.
Cost pressure on shire
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“Everything seems to be calculated on the 170,000 people that we’ve got to support. Very little is about accommodating that quantity of visitors that we receive, and that’s a big dilemma and tension for us.”
The federal inquiry was told that revenue for local governments from the federal government’s Financial Assistance Grants had dropped from one percent of Commonwealth taxation revenue 30 years ago, to now being just half a percent.
The shire has become more reliant on grants with Baker saying the shire has a “good track record” but that is about “having a shovel-ready project that fits the bill at exactly the right time”.
Other issues with grants and other competitive processes are they tend to be “less predictable and less reliable for us than the types of things that we are used to,” said Baker.
The solution, for Baker, is the reduction of cost-shifting, a fairer share of federal Financial Assistance Grants, and the potential change to the rate capping regime.
“As real income is decreasing and councils have limited capacity to generate more revenue, our operating surplus, which is the main contributor to the capital works program, has been decreasing.”
“Trust in government is highly correlated with the ability to fulfil the social contract between government and citizens by keeping promises.”
“The reality and impact of reduced state and federal funding is cuts to services, which damages the social licence of councils and reduces the sector’s ability to demonstrate the positive difference we make for the community.”
Bus shelters vandalised in senseless act
Brendan Rees brendan@mpnews.com.au
AT least three bus stop shelters in Mornington have been vandalised with glass panes shattered across the pavement in what has been labelled as “disgraceful” behaviour.
The affected bus shelters are located near the corner of Barkly St and Main St, and two along the Esplanade, one opposite Fossil Beach and the other near Mornington Park.
The incidents, which occurred sometime between October 19 and October 20, have prompted concerns of risk to pedestrian safety and for more CCTV to be installed.
The Department of Transport and Planning (DTP), which is responsible for the maintenance of the infrastructure at the bus stops, said it had been made aware of the recent damage and were arranging for the shelters to be made safe ahead of any repairs.
At the publishing, glass littering was cleaned up with hazard tape put up around the broken glass panels. It is not known whether all the incidents are connected.
“Public transport shelters provide comfort and protection from weather for passengers and it’s disappointing that the anti-social behaviour from a few people impacts the community,” a DTP spokesperson said.
“We closely monitor vandalism across our bus shelters and take appropriate measures in response to repetitive instances.
“We encourage anyone who witnesses vandalism at a bus shelter to report it immediately to the police.”
Mornington MP Chris Crewther said it was “disgraceful that people
Chamber music at Elgee Park
MUSICIANS from the Australian National Academy of Music (ANAM) will be performing at Elgee Park in a special two-concert event, as part of their multi-year collaboration.
Set against the backdrop of the vibrant Study Storage exhibition in the Elgee Park Gallery, this is an unmissable opportunity to enjoy the fusion of exceptional music and stunning art.
The Study Storage exhibition showcases a diverse selection of artworks collected by the family, spanning different eras, tastes, and acquisition budgets. This eclectic mix provides the perfect setting for a memorable musical experience.
Between the two performances,
complimentary afternoon tea will be served, and Elgee Park wines will be available for tasting and purchase.
Featuring ANAM Musicians:
n Kina Lin-Wilmoth (VIC) – bassoon
n Miriam Niessl (QLD) – violin
n Olivia Bartlett (WA) – violin
n Jamie Miles (VIC) – viola
n Joshua Jones (QLD) – cello
n James Armstrong (NSW) – violin
n Mattea Osenk (SA) – viola
Event details: 26 October 2pm and 4.30pm at Elgee Park. Presented in partnership with Elgee Park and the Aranday Foundation.
For more information, please visit: anam.com.au/whats-on/events/ elgeeparkspring
continue to damage our local infrastructure, like bus shelters, and invade people’s homes”.
“There are just more examples of the growing crime rate we are seeing on the peninsula and across Victoria under the Labor Government.”
Mornington trader Paul Pingiario, who is standing for Tanti Ward in the upcoming council elections, said he saw locals cleaning up the mess at the bus shelter next to Mornington Park.
“It’s mindless vandalism. Once you start tolerating one level of it, you open yourselves up to other levels of it,” he said, adding there must be a zero tolerance on graffiti and vandalism.
“I think there’s a number of things we can do to look after our commu-
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nity and make sure that in busy main streets we do have CCTV cameras.
“We also need to encourage youth services and engagement throughout the workforce.”
Mornington Peninsula Shire Briars ward councillor Anthony Marsh said it was “incredibly disappointing to see an increase in vandalism as we head into the warmer weather”.
He said similar incidents had occurred of people trashing the beaches and leaving bottles around boat sheds adding “we’ve definitely seen more tagging” which was being cleaned up through the shire’s graffiti removal team.
The News reported two bus stops in June 2022 having been vandalised in Mornington (Bus shelters vandalised,
The News 21/06/22) with locals concerned it was a repetitive issue.
The DTP said repair works would be carried out by their contracted partner oOh!media, with scheduled monthly cleaning and a maintenance program in place for all bus shelters.
The DTP encouraged people to contact Victoria Police when vandalism was observed.
“All DTP bus shelter infrastructure includes an asset identification sticker that details a phone number for the public to report faults including vandalism,” it said.
The public can also contact either oOh!media at uh-ooh-VIC@oohmedia.com.auTV or DTP at maintenance@transport.vic.gov.au
FOR over 75 years, The Portsea Camp has been a haven and lifeline for thousands of children, providing support to disadvantaged and vulnerable kids through tailored wellness programs and camps.
Property developer and philanthropist Max Beck is once again leading the charge with his fellow cyclists to raise vital funds for the “Making a Difference” programs at the camp.
Starting the Sorrento Bay Riders 30 years ago, Beck and his fellow riders have raised over $1 million for various charitable organizations. This
year, they are on an urgent mission as more and more children seek the services of The Portsea Camp.
Alongside his longtime riding mates, and other Mornington Peninsula cycling groups, Beck will hit the road on Sunday 10 November for the Stride or Ride charity event.
This year, the event has expanded to include a walk and run, so the wider community can get involved and support this great cause by not only riding, but striding, running, or donating. Every dollar makes a profound difference in the life of a child.
The Stride or Ride charity event aims to raise $50,000, providing inclusive wellness and “Making a Difference” programs that build confidence, resilience, promote healthy bodies and minds, while fostering a positive sense of self.
Max, who trains 200 kilometres a week with the Sorrento Bay Riders, takes the fundraising element of the event very seriously.
“Life’s about putting back,” Beck said.
“It is always a great feeling helping those in need, especially
disadvantaged children. To take ‘cycling with my mates,’ something I am passionate about and have the opportunity to make a difference to young people impacted by economic and social disadvantage, is incredibly rewarding.”
Beck emphasised the importance of contributing to the community, whether through donations or volunteering time and services.
“Every person has the capacity to help change a life,” he said.
Stride or Ride for The Portsea Camp will be held on Sunday 10
November at The Portsea Camp, Point Nepean Road, Portsea. There are options for a six kilometre or 12 kilometre walk or run, or a 60 kilometre bike ride from The Portsea Camp to Dromana and back.
Participants will enjoy a free barbeque with refreshments, entertainment, and adventure activities like the flying fox and giant swing for kids.
To learn more or register for the event, visit: the-portsea-camp.grassrootz.com/kms-for-kids-ride-n-stride
Peninsula Home Hospice celebrates 40 years
WHEN County Court Judge Des Whelan received his cancer diagnosis forty-one years ago, his most fervent wish was to die at home. After moving to Red Hill, his wife Carmel enlisted the help of friend Shirley Reynolds, to provide the care he needed to fulfil his last wish. A grateful Des asked Carmel, “How can we give this care to other people?”
That was the beginning of Peninsula Home Hospice (PHH), which still provides the kind of palliative care Des Whelan received to people all over the Mornington Peninsula – from Mordialloc Creek to Portsea – at no cost.
PHH is marking its 40th Anniversary on November 15th with a special celebration and a fund-raising event. It’s looking forward to celebrating with you, whether you are a client, a volunteer, a donor, or someone who might need their services one day for yourself or a loved one. All the money raised goes directly into client care support, including nursing, counselling, occupational therapy, physiotherapy, speech pathology and music therapy
Peninsula Home Hospice’s vision is “People working together to live well and die well.” The organisation receives Victorian Government funding as well as donations, including from the Red Hill Op Shop, founded initially to raise funds for PHH. They still need vital funds to improve and extend their services for clients of all ages and their families.
Director Vicki Sayers has seen things from both a governance perspective and as a palliative care nurse. Until 2005, Vicki worked for the then Royal District Nursing Service who supported the PHH clients. She says, “I would often have to seek funds for specialist wound dressings, pain management, and the equipment that wasn’t available through other funding. Now, this is the kind of thing your donation will make possible, as well as supporting the volunteers.”
What does it mean to dying people and their loved ones to have this kind of care? Life member, previous Board Chair and past Client, Catherine Norman OAM, whose husband Derek was cared for by PHH, says:
“Night time is the most difficult for the patient and the carer, so fundraising to ensure we can assist with overnight nursing is critical - lack of sleep is awful. Over the years and through continued fundraising support, the service has
grown to 24 hours, 7 days a week. It is a feeling of great relief. If you are in trouble, you can call a number at any time, and there is someone to assist.”
The current CEO of PHH, Janet Phillips says the psychological and social impact cannot be underestimated. “Our counsellor caseworkers play an integral role in supporting the client to deal with emotions related to losing their independence, the prospect of dying, quality of
life and any other issues that may arise. They can also assist with practical issues such as financial and legal matters.”
In 2019, a report by the Productivity Commission found that when asked where they would like to die – over 70 percent of respondents said: “At home.” PHH makes that happen.
For more information, visit peninsulahospice. com.au. For bookings, see below.
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Thursday, October 24
ABC TV (2) SBS (3)
SEVEN (7) TEN (10) NINE (9) 6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Australian Story. (R) 10.30 Back Roads. (PG, R) 11.00 Antiques Roadshow. (R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.00 Grand Designs Australia. (R) 1.55 Anh’s Brush With Fame. (R) 2.25 Space 22. (PGa, R) 2.55 Makers Of Modern Australia. (PG, R) 3.55 Love Your Garden. (R) 4.40 Grand Designs. (R) 5.30 Antiques Roadshow. (R)
6.00 WorldWatch. 9.00 Destination Flavour. (R) 9.15 For The Love Of Dogs. (PG, R) 10.10 Home Is Where The Art Is. (PG, R) 11.05 Icons. (Man, R) 12.00 WorldWatch. 2.00 Secrets Of The Royal Palaces. (PG, R) 2.50 Scotland: Escape To The Wilderness. (PG, R) 3.45 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw. (R) 4.15 Inside Balmoral. (R) 5.05 Jeopardy! (R) 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R) 6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News. 12.00 MOVIE: Switched Before Birth. (2021, PGal) Skyler Samuels, Justina Machado, Bo Yokely. 2.00 Your Money & Your Life. (PG) 2.30 Border Security: International. (PG, R) 3.00 The Chase. (R) 4.00 Seven News At 4. 5.00 The Chase Australia.
6.00 Mastermind Australia. (R)
6.30 SBS World News.
7.35 Great Australian Walks: The Riesling Trail. (Final, PG) Susie Youssef heads to South Australia.
8.30 National Parks From Above: Argentina. (PG) A look at Los Glaciares National Park.
9.25 Paris Has Fallen. (M) Pearce gives Juliette a deadline.
10.20 SBS World News Late.
Eve. (MA15+v, R) 1.20 Love Your Garden. (R) 2.10 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 3.30 Catalyst. (PG, R) 4.30 Gardening Australia. (R) 5.30 7.30. (R)
10.50 Fallen. (Mal) 12.30 Germinal. (Masv, R) 3.30 Paddington Station 24/7. (PGl, R) 4.20 Bamay. (R) 4.50 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (R) 5.00 NHK World English News Morning. 5.30 ANC Philippines The World Tonight.
6.00 Seven News. 7.00 Home And Away. (PG) Tane says an emotional farewell.
8.30 Australia’s Most Dangerous Prisoners. (MA15+alv) Explores life behind bars is like for prisoners Corey Breen, Malcolm Baker and Daniel Holdom.
9.30 Ron Iddles: The Good Cop: Bonnie Clarke. (MA15+av, R) Ron Iddles revisits the 1982 murder of six-year-old Bonnie Clarke.
10.30 The Latest: Seven News.
11.00 What The Killer Did Next: Megan Newton. (Mav, R)
12.00 Magnum P.I. (Mav)
2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today.
5.00 Sunrise 5am News. 5.30 Sunrise.
6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 9News Morning. 12.00 The Block. (PGl, R) 1.00 Space Invaders. (PGa, R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00
6.00 9News.
7.00 A Current Affair.
7.30 RBT. (Mdl)
8.30 RPA: Backpacker Ruby. (PGm) A man contemplates brain surgery to cure his epilepsy.
9.30 A+E After Dark. (Mlm) An eye injury requires immediate action.
10.30 9News Late.
11.00 Casualty 24/7.
Friday, October 25
ABC (2) SBS (3) SEVEN (7) TEN (10)
6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Planet America. (R) 10.30
Take 5 With Zan Rowe. (PG, R) 11.00 Fake Or Fortune? (R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.00 Miniseries: Nolly. (Ml, R) 1.45 Plum. (Madls, R) 2.50 Makers Of Modern Australia. (Final, PGa, R) 3.50 Love Your Garden. (R) 4.40 Grand Designs. (PG, R) 5.30 Antiques Roadshow. (R)
6.30 Hard Quiz. (PG, R)
7.00 ABC News.
7.30 Gardening Australia. Costa Georgiadis tours a rhododendron garden.
8.30 Miniseries: Nolly. (Ml) Part 2 of 3. With exit day looming, Nolly is desperate to know how she will be killed off from Crossroads
9.15 Fisk. (Ml, R) Ray breaks the networking group rules.
9.45 Question Everything. (R) Presented by Wil Anderson and Jan Fran.
10.20 Hard Quiz. (PG, R)
10.50 ABC Late News.
11.05 The Larkins. (PG, R)
12.45 Rage New Music. (MA15+adhlnsv)
5.00 Rage. (PG)
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6.00 WorldWatch. 9.00 Destination Flavour. (R) 9.10 For The Love Of Dogs. (PG, R) 10.10 Home Is Where The Art Is. (PG, R) 11.05 Icons. (Malv, R) 12.00 WorldWatch. 2.00 Plat Du Tour. 2.05 Discovering Film: Maggie Smith. (PG) 3.00 NITV News: Nula. 3.30 Lucknow. (PG, R) 3.40 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw. (R) 4.10 Luke Nguyen’s India. (R) 5.05 Jeopardy! (R) 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R) 6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News. 12.00 MOVIE:
6.00 Mastermind Australia. (R)
6.30 SBS World News.
7.30 Lost Treasures Of Ancient Rome: Rome’s Lost Desert City. (PGav) Archaeologists excavate a buried city. 8.25 Castle Secrets. (Mav) Takes a look at castles.
9.20 Rise Of The Nazis: The Downfall. (Mav, R) Part 3 of 3.
10.30 SBS World News Late.
11.00 The Allegation. (MA15+a)
12.20 The Wall: Cover Your Tracks. (Mav, R) 3.40 Paddington Station 24/7. (MA15+l, R) 4.30 Peer To Peer. (R) 5.00 NHK World English News Morning. 5.30 ANC Philippines The World Tonight.
SBS VICELAND (31) 6am Children’s
Programs. 6.40pm Pfffirates. 6.50 Ginger And The Vegesaurs. 6.55 Hey Duggee. 7.05 Riley Rocket. 7.20 Bluey. 7.30 Shaun The Sheep. 7.35 Star Wars: Young Jedi Adventures. 7.50 The Strange Chores. 8.00 Scooby-Doo And Guess Who? 8.25 BTN Newsbreak. 8.30 Mythbusters “There’s Your Problem!”. 8.55 Robot Wars. 9.55 Doctor Who. 10.55 Late Programs.
6.00 Seven News. 7.00 Better Homes And Gardens. Colin Fassnidge shows how to make a pizza base.
8.30 Growing Home With Jamie Durie: The Mission. (Premiere, PGl) Follows landscape designer Jamie Durie and his young family as they build their eco-friendly dream home.
9.30 Body In The Snow: The Murder Of Joanna Yeates. (Mav, R) Part 1 of 2. Examines the murder of landscape architect Joanna Yeates and the hunt for her killer.
12.00 GetOn Extra.
12.30 Taken. (Mav, R)
2.30 Home Shopping. (R)
4.00 Million Dollar Minute. (R) 5.00 NBC Today.
6am Morning Programs. Noon Better Homes. 1.00 House Of Wellness. 2.00 The Great Australian Doorstep. 2.30 Weekender. 3.00 DVine Living. 3.30 Left Off The Map. 4.00 Animal Rescue. 4.30 Better Homes. 5.30 Escape To The
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9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 9News Morning.
MOVIE: The Story Of Love. (2022, G, R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 9News Afternoon.
6.00 9News.
7.00 A Current Affair.
7.30 David Attenborough’s Planet Earth III: Ocean. (PG, R) Narrated by Sir David Attenborough.
8.40 MOVIE: Olympus Has Fallen. (2013, MA15+lv, R) After the White House is taken over by terrorists, a former secret service agent must save the president. Gerard Butler, Morgan Freeman.
11.00 Race To The Melbourne Cup Carnival.
11.50 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 12.40 Pointless. (PG, R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Skippy The Bush Kangaroo. (R) 4.30 Global Shop. (R) 5.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 5.30 Postcards. (PG, R)
6.00 Deal Or No Deal. (R) Hosted by Grant Denyer.
6.30 The Project. A look at the day’s news.
7.30 Sort Your Life Out. (PGa) The team helps a nurse and her husband. 8.45 Have You Been Paying Attention? (Malns, R) Celebrity panellists compete to see who can remember the most about events of the week. 9.45 To Be Advised. 10.45 10’s Late News. Coverage of news, sport and weather. 11.10 The Project. (R) A look at the day’s news. 12.10 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) 1.00 Home Shopping. (R) 6am Morning Programs. 2.20pm Tiny Beautiful Things. 2.55 Lee Lin Chin’s Fashionista. 3.05 WorldWatch. 5.05 Monty Python’s Best Bits (Mostly) 5.40 The Casketeers. (Final) 6.10 Secret World Of Las Vegas. 7.05 Jeopardy! 7.30 News. 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats. 8.30 Shaun Micallef’s Origin Odyssey. 9.35 Booze, Bets And Sex That Built America. 11.05 Late Programs.
3.35 Spartakus And The Sun Beneath The Sea. 4.05 Cities Of Gold. 4.35 Motown Magic. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 NITV News: Nula. 6.00 Bamay. 6.30 Black As. 6.40 Volcanic Odysseys. 7.30 MOVIE: Super Mario Bros. (1993, PG) 9.20 Kutcha’s Carpool Koorioke. 9.30 Dance Rites 2024. 11.05 Late Programs. NITV (34)
6am Lara.
Continued. (2019, PG, German) 7.45 Capricorn
One. (1977, PG) 10.00 Kin. (2018, M) 11.55 L.A. Story. (1991, M) 1.45pm Phil Tippett: Mad Dreams And Monsters. (2019, PG) 3.20 Ride On. (2023, PG, Mandarin) 5.35 The Final Countdown. (1980, PG) 7.30 The Fifth Element. (1997, PG) 9.50 Bliss. (2021, M) 11.45 Speak No Evil. (2022, MA15+) 1.35am Late Programs. 5.45 The Final Countdown. (1980, PG) SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am Morning Programs. 2pm Shortland St. 2.30 The Cook Up. 3.00 Jarjums.
Saturday, October 26
1.25 Grantchester. (PGv, R) 2.15 Question Everything. (R) 2.45 Spicks And Specks. (PG, R) 3.25 Classic 100 Concert 2024. (PG, R) 4.55 Take 5 With Zan Rowe. (PG, R) 5.25 Landline. (R) 5.55 Australian Story. (R)
6.30 Back Roads: Nimmitabel, NSW. (PG, R) Heather Ewart heads to Nimmitabel, NSW.
7.00 ABC News. A look at the top stories of the day.
7.30 Grantchester. (Mv) An archaeologist is murdered.
8.20 Vera. (Mav, R) Part 1 of 4. Vera investigates after a physiotherapist is shot through the window of the house where she was staying.
9.50 Plum. (Madls, R) A footy player is diagnosed with a brain disorder.
10.45 Countdown To War. (R) Part 1 of 3. 11.30 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv)
6.00 WorldWatch. 8.00 DD India News Hour. 9.00 Destination Flavour Down Under Bitesize. (R) 9.05 Growing A Greener World. (R) 10.05 Love Your Garden. (PG, R) 11.00 Ageless Gardens. (R) 12.00 BBC News At Ten. 12.30 ABC World News Tonight With David Muir. 1.00 Motor Racing. Hi-Tec Oils Super Series. Round 6. 5.00 Wonders Of Scotland. (R) 5.30 Clash Of Titans.
6.30 SBS World News.
7.30 Inside Windsor Castle. (PG) A look at at the history of Windsor Castle. 8.25 The Cotswolds With Pam Ayres: Bourton On Water. (R) Part 1 of 4. British poet and comedian Pam Ayres sets off on a journey around the Cotswolds. 9.15 The World’s Most Beautiful Landscapes: The Causeway Coast. (R) Narrated by Robert Lindsay. 10.10 So Long, Marianne. (MA15+) 11.10 Paris Paris. (Mls, R) 12.10 Rex In Rome. (Mv, R) 3.45 Paddington Station 24/7. (PGal, R) 4.35 Bamay. (R) 5.00 NHK World English News Morning. 5.15 France 24 Feature. 5.30 ANC Philippines The World Tonight.
6.00 NBC Today. 7.00 Weekend Sunrise. 10.00 The Morning Show: Weekend. (PG) Highlights from the past week. 12.00 Horse Racing. Cox Plate Day and Spring Champion Stakes Day.
5.30 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line. (PG, R) A woman has a meltdown.
6.00 Seven News. 7.00 The Great Outdoors. The team visits the world’s whitest beach.
7.30 MOVIE: The Woman King. (2022) In the 1800s Africa, an all-female unit of warriors fights to protect their kingdom. Viola Davis, Thuso Mbedu. 10.20 MOVIE: Flatliners. (2017, Malsv, R) Students experiment with near-death experiences. Elliot Page, Nina Dobrev. 12.35 Motor Racing. Supercars Championship. Round 11. Gold Coast 500. Day 1. Highlights. 1.35 Harry’s Practice. (R)
2.00 Home Shopping. (R)
4.00 Larry The Wonder Pup. (R)
5.00 House Of Wellness. (PG, R)
6.00 Getaway. (PG, R) 6.30 A Current Affair. (R) 7.00 Weekend Today. 10.00 Today Extra: Saturday. (PG) 12.00 Cross Court. 12.30 Our State On A Plate. 1.00 Great Australian Detour. (R) 1.30 My Way. (PG, R) 2.00 The Block. (PGl, R) 4.30 The Garden Gurus.
5.00 9News
6.00 9News Saturday.
7.00 A Current Affair.
7.30 MOVIE: Edge Of Tomorrow. (2014, Mlv, R) A reluctant soldier relives the same day. Tom Cruise, Emily Blunt.
9.45 MOVIE: Stargate. (1994, PGv, R)
An Egyptologist helps unlock a mysterious artefact that serves as a gateway to another world. Kurt Russell, James Spader.
12.05 MOVIE: Strange Invaders. (1983, PGh, R) Paul Le Mat.
2.00 The Incredible Journey Presents. (PGa)
2.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R)
4.30 Global Shop. (R)
5.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 5.30 Helping Hands. (PG, R)
6.30 The Dog House. (PG, R) Dogs are matched with companions.
7.30 NCIS: Origins. (Mav, R) Leroy Jethro Gibbs starts his career as part of the Naval Investigative Service operating out of Camp Pendleton. 9.30 The Cheap Seats. (Mal, R) From major news stories to entertainment and viral videos, presenters Melanie Bracewell and Tim McDonald take a look at the week that was. 10.30 Ambulance Australia. (Mad, R) A witness to an accident makes a frantic call. 11.45 Ambulance UK. (Ma, R) First responders attend to elderly patients.
1.00 Home Shopping. (R) 5.00 Hour Of Power. 6am Morning Programs. 2.10pm Motorcycle Racing. FIM Superbike World C’ship. H’lights. 3.10 Jungletown. 4.00 WorldWatch. 6.00 The Future With Hannah Fry. 6.30 The Secret Genius Of Modern Life. 7.30 Impossible Engineering. 8.30 Crush: Itaewon Halloween Tragedy. 10.20 187 Minutes: Capitol Riots. 11.10 Hudson & Rex. 12.50am The X-Files. 2.40 NHK World English News. 5.00 Al Jazeera. SBS VICELAND (31) 6am Children’s Programs. 5.35pm Fireman Sam. 5.45 Kiri And Lou. 5.55 Octonauts. 6.05 Interstellar Ella. 6.20 Bluey. 6.25 Ben And Holly. 6.40 Pfffirates. 6.50 Ginger And The Vegesaurs. 6.55 Hey Duggee. 7.05 Andy And The Band. 7.20 Bluey. 7.30 Teenage Boss: Next Level. 8.00 The Crystal Maze. 8.45 Fresh Off The Boat. 9.30 Speechless. 9.50 Officially Amazing. 10.20 Dragon Ball Super. 10.45 Late Programs. ABC FAMILY (22)
6am The Final Countdown. Continued. (1980, PG) 7.35 The Fifth Element. (1997, PG) 10.00 Moonfall. (2022, M) 12.25pm Transcendence. (2014, M) 2.35 Capricorn One. (1977, PG) 4.50 Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael. (1990,
9GEM (92) 7TWO (72) 6am Children’s Programs. 2.45pm Adele: A New Chapter. 3.45 MOVIE: Hating Alison Ashley. (2005, PG) 5.50 MOVIE: The Addams Family. (2019, PG) 7.30 MOVIE: The Addams Family 2. (2021, PG) 9.20 MOVIE: Hot Pursuit. (2015, M) 11.05 The O.C. 12.05am The Originals. 2.00 Adele: A New Chapter. 3.00
Rugby League. Pacific Championships. Women’s. Week 2. Fiji v Cook Islands. 6.45 Rugby League. Pacific Championships. Week 2. Fiji v Cook Islands. 9.00 MOVIE: Hang ’Em High. (1968, M) 11.20 Late Programs.
6.00 Rage. (PG) 6.55 Rage Closer. (R) 7.00 Weekend Breakfast. 9.00 Insiders. 10.00 Offsiders. 10.30 World This Week. (R) 11.00 Compass. (R) 11.30 Praise. (R) 12.00 News. 12.30 Landline. 1.30 Gardening Aust. (R) 2.30 Poh’s Kitchen. (R) 2.45 Nigella’s Cook, Eat, Repeat. (R) 3.15 Long Lost Family. (PG, R) 4.00 Restoration Australia. (PG, R) 5.00 Antiques Roadshow. (R)
6.00 Grand Designs Australia. (R)
7.00 ABC News.
7.30 Spicks And Specks. (PG)
8.00 Fisk. (Ml) Helen finds herself obligated to help.
8.30 Plum. (Mal) Plum’s ex-wife Renee tries to help him.
9.25 I Was Actually There: Boxing Day Tsunami. (Ma, R) Firsthand accounts of the Boxing Day Tsunami. 10.00 You Can’t Ask That: Firefighters. (Ml, R)
11.00 Miniseries: Marriage. (Ml, R) 12.00 Fires. (Mal, R) 12.50 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 3.05 Australia Remastered. (R) 4.00 Gardening Australia. (R) 5.00 Insiders. (R)
6.00 WorldWatch. 7.30 France 24 English News. 8.00 DD India News Hour. 9.00 Growing A Greener World. (R) 10.00 FIFA World Cup Classic Matches. (R) 11.30 Ageless Gardens. (R) 12.00 APAC Weekly. 12.30 PBS Washington Week With The Atlantic. 12.55 Plat Du Tour. 1.00 Motor Racing. Hi-Tec Oils Super Series. Round 6. 5.00 Wonders Of Scotland. (PGa, R) 5.30 Clash Of Titans.
6.30 SBS World News.
7.30 The Choice 2024: Harris Vs Trump. A look at the two US presidential candidates.
9.45 The VP Choice: Vance Vs Walz. A look at the two US vice-presidential candidates.
10.50 Devil’s Confession: Lost Eichmann Tapes: Dealing With The Devil. (MA15+avw, R)
11.50 Geoff Dixon: Portraits Of Us. (Ml, R)
1.25 24 Hours In Emergency. (Mal, R)
2.20 Babies: Their Wonderful World. (PGa, R) 4.30 Peer To Peer. (R) 5.00 NHK World English News Morning. 5.15 France 24 Feature. 5.30 Al Jazeera News.
SBS VICELAND (31) 6am Children’s Programs. 5.10pm PJ Masks Power Heroes. 5.55 Octonauts. 6.05 Interstellar Ella. 6.20 Bluey. 6.25 Ben And Holly. 6.40 Pfffirates. 6.50 Ginger And The Vegesaurs. 6.55 Hey Duggee. 7.05 Andy And The Band. 7.20 Bluey. 7.30 MOVIE: Hotel Transylvania: Transformania. (2022, PG) 8.50 MOVIE: Nancy Drew And The Hidden Staircase. (2019, PG) 10.15 Doctor Who. 11.35 Late Programs.
6.00 NBC Today. 7.00 Weekend Sunrise. 10.00 The Morning Show: Weekend. (PG) 12.00 Surf Patrol. (R) 12.30 Motor Racing. Supercars C’ship. Round 11. Gold Coast 500. Day 2. Qualifying and support races. 2.30 Motor Racing. Supercars C’ship. Round 11. Gold Coast 500. Day 2. Pre-race and race 22. 5.30 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line. (PG, R)
6.00 Seven News. 7.00 The Voice. (Final)
9.05 7NEWS Spotlight. An exclusive special investigation.
10.05 Crime Investigation Australia: Most Infamous: The Greenough Family Massacre. (MA15+adv, R) A look at the murder of the MacKenzie family. 11.30 Ant Middleton And Liam Payne: Straight Talking. 12.30 Motor Racing. Supercars Championship. Round 11. Gold Coast 500. Day 2. Highlights.
1.30 Harry’s Practice. (R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 3.30 Million Dollar Minute. (R) 4.00 NBC Today. 5.00 Sunrise 5am News. 5.30 Sunrise.
6.00 Hello SA. (PG,
Zealand v Australia.
6.00 9News Sunday.
7.00 The Block. (PGl) Hosted by Scott Cam and Shelley Craft. 8.40 60 Minutes. Current affairs program, investigating, analysing and uncovering the issues affecting all Australians.
9.40 9News Late.
10.10 See No Evil: Night Caller. (Mal) A look at the murder of Jonathan Cherol.
11.10 The First 48: The Break Up/No Good Deed. (Mav)
12.00 Bondi Vet. (PGm, R) 1.00 Fishing Australia. (R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 Destination WA. 5.00 Today Early News. 5.30 Today.
6.00 The Sunday Project. A look at the day’s news. 7.00 To Be Advised. 8.00 The Graham Norton Show. (Mal) Graham Norton is joined on the couch by Hugh Grant, Sebastian Stan, Greg Davies, Neneh Cherry and Perrie. 9.10 FBI. (Return, Mav) The assassination of a Brooklyn plumber launches the team into an investigation which ruffles feathers in the CIA. 10.10 FBI: International. (Mv) The team is introduced to a new agent. 11.00 The Sunday Project. (R) A look at the day’s news. 12.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings. 6am Morning Programs. 1pm States Of Undress. 1.55 Jeopardy! 4.00 WorldWatch. 4.30 PBS Washington Week With The Atlantic. 4.55 Scandinavian Star. 6.05 Big Zuu’s 12 Dishes In 12 Hours. 6.40 Mysteries From Above. 7.35 Abandoned Engineering. 8.30 Disaster Autopsy. 9.25 WWE Rivals. 12.10am Hoarders. 1.50 Day Of The Dead. 4.20 NHK World English News. 5.00 Al Jazeera.
SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am Morning Programs. 1pm Football. NTFL. Men’s. Under-18s. Waratah v Nightcliff. Replay. Replay. 2.30 Taste Of The Territory. 3.30 MOVIE: The Gospel According To André. (2017, PG) 5.10 Kutcha’s Carpool Koorioke.
ABC FAMILY (22) 6am The Movie Show. 6.30 Cheerful Weather For The Wedding. (2012, PG) 8.20 Ride On. (2023, PG, Mandarin) 10.35 Bliss. (2021, M) 12.30pm The Final Countdown. (1980, PG) 2.25 The Fifth Element. (1997, PG) 4.45 Meditation Park. (2017, PG) 6.35 Leap Year. (2010, PG) 8.30 Looking Glass. (2017, MA15+) 10.25 Tori And Lokita. (2022, M, French) Midnight Late Programs.
6am Morning Programs. Noon The Surgery Ship. 1.00 South Aussie With Cosi. 1.30 Cricket. Women’s Big Bash League. Match 1. Adelaide Strikers v Brisbane Heat. 5.00 Escape To The Country. 6.00 Greatest Escapes
5.20 Stan Walker: Impossible Live. 6.10 News. 6.20 Nature’s Great Migration. 7.30 First Australians. 8.25 Australia Uncovered: Incarceration Nation. 10.00 Black And White. 11.50 Late Programs. NITV (34)
2.30 Creative Types With Virginia Trioli. (Ms, R) 3.00 Poh’s Kitchen. (R) 3.25 Love Your Garden. (PG, R) 4.15 Grand Designs. (PG, R) 5.00 Antiques Roadshow. (R) 6.00 WorldWatch. 9.00 Destination Flavour. (R) 9.15 For The Love Of Dogs. (PG, R) 10.15 Home Is Where The Art Is. (R) 11.10 Icons. (PG, R) 12.10 WorldWatch. 1.30 Al Jazeera News Hour. 2.00 Always Listening. (Ma) 2.45 The Power Of Pop Choir. (PG) 3.30 Plat Du Tour. 3.40 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw. (R) 4.10 Luke Nguyen’s India. (R) 5.05 Jeopardy! (R) 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R) 6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News. 12.00 To Be Advised. 2.05 Catch Phrase. (PG, R) 3.00 The Chase. (R) 4.00 Seven News At 4. 5.00 The Chase Australia. Hosted by Larry Emdur.
(R) 11.10 America, Are You Ok? (R) 12.05 Planet America. (R) 12.35 Louis Theroux Interviews... (Madls, R) 1.20 Grand Designs. (PG, R) 2.05 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 3.30 Catalyst. (R) 4.30 Gardening Australia. (R) 5.30 7.30. (R)
6.00 Mastermind Australia. (R) 6.30 SBS World News. 7.35 Into The Amazon With Robson Green. (PGa) Part 3 of 3. 8.30 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. (Mls) Hosted by Jimmy Carr. 9.25 Never Mind The Buzzcocks. (Mdls) Hosted by Greg Davies. 10.05 Have I Got News For You U.S. (Mals) 10.55 SBS World News Late. 11.25 Exterior Night. (Mav) 1.30 Pray For Blood. (MA15+av, R) 3.20 Paddington Station 24/7. (Ml, R) 4.10 Peer To Peer. (PG, R) 4.40 Bamay. (R) 5.00 NHK World English News Morning. 5.30 ANC Philippines The World Tonight.
(72) 6am Children’s Programs. 1.45pm MOVIE: Pokémon: Giratina And The Sky Warrior. (2008) 3.45 MOVIE: Penguins Of Madagascar. (2014) 5.30 MOVIE:
6.00 Seven News. 7.00 Home And Away. (PG) Levi asks for Tim’s help with Abigail.
7.30 My Kitchen Rules. (PGl) It is round three of the competition.
9.10 The Rookie. (Mav) Aaron, Lopez, Celina, Tim and Smitty discover a surprising connection in their case.
10.10 S.W.A.T. (Mav) SWAT teams up with the FBI.
11.10 The Latest: Seven News. 11.40 Lopez Vs. Lopez. 12.40 Miniseries: Deadline Gallipoli. (MA15+av)
2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today. 5.00 Sunrise 5am News. 5.30 Sunrise.
War. (1971, PG) 3.40 MOVIE: The Secret Of Santa Vittoria. (1969, PG) 6.30 M*A*S*H. 8.30 MOVIE: Under Siege 2. (1995, MA15+) 10.30 Chicago Med. 11.30 Late Programs. 9GEM (92)
6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 9News Morning. 12.00 The Block. (PGl, R) 1.30 Getaway. (PG, R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 4.00 9News Afternoon. 5.00 Tipping Point Australia. (PG)
6.00 9News.
6.00 Deal Or No Deal. 6.30 The Project. A look at the day’s news. 7.30 Dessert Masters. Hosted by Melissa Leong and Amaury Guichon. 8.40 Have You Been Paying Attention? (Malns) Celebrity panellists compete to see who can remember the most about events of the week. 9.40 Sam Taunton: Rooster. (MA15+ls, R) A stand-up performance by Sam Taunton. 10.50 10’s Late News. 11.15 The Project. (R) 12.10 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) 1.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings. 6am Morning Programs. 1pm Hypothetical. 1.55 MOVIE: Still Standing. (2023, PG) 3.20 WorldWatch. 5.35 Gone Fishing With Mortimer & Whitehouse. 6.10 50 Years Of Mr Men & Little Miss. 7.05 Jeopardy! 7.30 News. 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats. 8.30 Guns That Changed The Game. 9.30 Clint Eastwood: The Last Legend. 10.35 The Weekly Football Wrap. 11.05 Great Australian Walks. 12.05am Late Programs. SBS VICELAND (31) 6am Children’s Programs. 6.05pm Kangaroo Beach. 6.20 Bluey. 6.25 Paddington. 6.40 Pfffirates. 6.50 Ginger And The Vegesaurs. 6.55 Hey Duggee. 7.05 Riley Rocket. 7.20 Bluey. 7.30 Shaun The Sheep. 7.35 Little Lunch. 7.50 Operation Ouch! 8.20 BTN Newsbreak. 8.25 Matilda And The Ramsay Bunch. 9.00 Teenage Boss: Next Level. 9.30 Poh’s Kitchen. 9.55 Doctor Who. 10.45 Late Programs. ABC FAMILY (22) 6am Leap Year. (2010,
7.00 A Current Affair.
7.30 The Block. (PGl) Hosted by Scott Cam and Shelley Craft.
8.40 Love Island Australia. (Return, Mlns) Hosted by Sophie Monk.
9.55 Love Cheats. (Premiere) 11.00 9News Late. 11.30 The Brokenwood Mysteries. (Mav, R)
1.05 Great Australian Detour. (R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 2.30 Global Shop. (R) 3.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 A Current Affair. (R) 5.00 Today Early News. 5.30 Today.
Tuesday, October 29
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6.00 News. 9.00 News. 10.00 Teenage Boss: Next Level. (R) 10.30 The Pacific. (R) 11.00 Antiques Roadshow. (R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.00 Tony Armstrong’s Extra-Ordinary Things. (Final, PG, R) 2.00 Anh’s Brush With Fame. (PG, R) 2.30 Space 22. (PG, R) 3.00 A Bite To Eat With Alice. (R) 3.30 Love Your Garden. (R) 4.15 Grand Designs. (PG, R) 5.00 Antiques Roadshow. (R) 6.00 WorldWatch. 9.00 Destination Flavour. (R) 9.20 For The Love Of Animals. (PGa, R) 10.10 Home Is Where The Art Is. (R) 11.05 Icons. (Mav, R) 12.00 WorldWatch. 2.00 Have I Got News For You U.S. (Mals, R) 2.50 Such Was Life. (R) 3.00 The Weekly Football Wrap. (R) 3.30 Plat Du Tour. 3.40 The Cook Up. (PG, R) 4.10 Luke Nguyen’s India. (PG, R) 5.05 Jeopardy! (R) 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R) 6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The
6.00 Mastermind Australia. (PG, R)
6.30 SBS World News.
7.30 Shaun Micallef’s Origin Odyssey: Arj Barker. (PG)
(PG, R) 10.50 ABC Late News. 11.05 The Business. (R) 11.25 Four Corners. (R) 12.10 Q+A. (R) 1.10 Media Watch. (PG, R) 1.30 Grand Designs. (PG, R) 2.15 Love Your Garden. (R) 3.05 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 3.30 Rage Closer. (R) 3.35 Catalyst. (PG, R) 4.30 Gardening Australia. (R) 5.30 7.30. (R)
ABC FAMILY (22)
8.30 Stopping The Steal. (Mal) A look at Donald Trump’s denial of the 2020 election. 10.05 SBS World News Late. 10.35 Babylon Berlin. (MA15+av) 12.25 Don’t Leave Me. (MA15+a, R) 2.30 Australia Uncovered: Our African Roots. (PGa, R) 3.30 Earth’s Natural Wonders. (PGa, R) 4.25 Peer To Peer. (R) 4.55 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (R) 5.00 NHK World English News Morning. 5.30 ANC Philippines The World Tonight.
6.00 Seven News. 7.00 Home And Away. (PGa) Theo exposes Mali’s lie.
7.30 My Kitchen Rules. (PGl) It is the second Ultimate Instant Restaurant.
9.05 Alert: Missing Persons Unit. The MPU searches for a kidnapped toughas-nails neighbourhood watch captain. 10.05 Behind Behani. (R) Follows Rebekah “Behani” Behbahani.
11.05 The Latest: Seven News. 11.35 Chicago Fire. (MA15+v) 12.35 Your Money & Your Life. (PG, R) 1.05 Travel Oz. (PG, R)
Home Shopping. (R)
NBC Today. 5.00 Sunrise 5am News.
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6.00 9News. 7.00 A Current Affair. 7.30 The Block. (PGl) 8.40 Love Island Australia. (Mls) Hosted by Sophie Monk. 9.50 True Story With Hamish & Andy: Phil. (PGl, R) 10.50 9News Late. 11.20 Transplant. (MA15+m) 12.10 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 1.00 Our State
Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 A Current Affair. (R) 5.00 Today Early News. 5.30 Today.
6.00 Deal Or No Deal. Hosted by Grant Denyer. 6.30 The Project. A look at the day’s news. 7.30 Taskmaster Australia. (PGls) Hosted by Tom Gleeson. 8.40 The Cheap Seats. (Mal) Presenters Melanie Bracewell and Tim McDonald take a look at the week that was. 9.40 Law & Order: SVU. A couple’s dinner party ends with a violent home invasion and assault by masked men. 10.40 10’s Late News. 11.05 The Project. (R) 12.05 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) 1.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings. 6am Morning Programs. 1pm Gaycation. 1.55 Motherboard. 2.20 Monty Python’s Best Bits (Mostly) 2.55 Kickin’ Back. 3.25 WorldWatch. 5.25 Gone Fishing With Mortimer & Whitehouse. 6.00 Kim Yo Jong: The Red Princess. 7.05 Jeopardy! 7.30 News. 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. 8.30 Dark Side Of The ‘90s. 10.20 Have I Got News For You U.S. 11.15 Bloodlands. 12.20am Late Programs. SBS VICELAND (31) 6am Children’s Programs. 5.35pm Fireman Sam. 5.45 Kiri And Lou. 5.55 Octonauts. 6.05 Kangaroo Beach. 6.20 Bluey. 6.25 Paddington. 6.40 Pfffirates. 6.50 Ginger And The Vegesaurs. 6.55 Hey Duggee. 7.05 Riley Rocket. 7.20 Bluey. 7.30 Shaun The Sheep. 7.35 Little Lunch. 7.50 Operation Ouch! 8.20 BTN Newsbreak. 8.25 Deadly 60. 8.55 Whale With Steve Backshall. 9.45 Doctor Who. 10.35 Late Programs.
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Meditation Park. Continued. (2017, PG) 7.15 Sissi. (1955, German) 9.15 The Ideal Palace. (2018, PG, French) 11.15 Tori And Lokita. (2022, M, French) 12.55pm Leap Year. (2010, PG) 2.50 Fried Green Tomatoes. (1991, PG) 5.15 Bright Star. (2009, PG) 7.30 The Father. (2020, M) 9.20 Strangerland. (2015, MA15+) 11.25 Rabbit Hole. (2010, M) 1.05am A Private War. (2018, MA15+) 3.10 Late Programs. SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am Morning Programs. 1.50pm Kutcha’s Carpool Koorioke. 2.00 Shortland St. 2.30 The Cook Up. 3.00 Jarjums. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30
And The Rainmakers. (2015, M) 12.15am Late Programs.
Wednesday, October 30
6.00 News. 9.00 News. 10.00 Four Corners. (R) 10.45 Q+A. (R) 11.50 Gardening Australia: My Garden Path. (R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 12.30 National Press Club Address. 1.35 Media Watch. (PG, R) 1.50 Anh’s Brush With Fame. (PG, R) 2.20 Space 22. (PG, R) 3.00 A Bite To Eat With Alice. (R) 3.25 Love Your Garden. (R) 4.15 Grand Designs. (PG, R) 5.00 Antiques Roadshow. (R)
6.00 WorldWatch. 9.00 Destination Flavour. (R) 9.15 Paul O’Grady For The Love Of Animals. (PGa, R) 10.10 Home Is Where The Art Is. (PG, R) 11.00 Icons. (PGav, R) 12.00 WorldWatch. 2.00 Secrets Of The Royal Palaces. (PG, R) 2.50 Scotland: Escape To The Wilderness. (PG, R) 3.40 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw. (R) 4.10 Luke Nguyen’s India. (PG, R) 5.05 Jeopardy! (R) 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R)
6.00 Mastermind Australia. (R)
6.30 SBS World News.
7.35 Portillo’s Andalucia: Cadiz And Jerez. (Ml)
8.25 History’s Greatest Mysteries: The Hindenburg Disaster. (Premiere, Maw) Takes a look at the Hindenburg disaster
News. 10.50
Business. (R)
In Limbo. (Mals, R) 12.05 Grand Designs. (PG, R) 12.55 Killing Eve. (Mv, R) 1.40 Love Your Garden. (R) 2.25 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv)
3.30 Catalyst. (R) 4.30 Gardening Australia. (R) 5.30 7.30. (R)
9.20 The Old Man. (Premiere, MA15+v) A retired CIA agent is hunted. 10.30 SBS World News Late. 11.00 Carmen Curlers. (Malsv) 1.15 Romulus. (Masv, R) 3.15 Paddington Station 24/7. (PGal, R) 4.05 Peer To Peer. (PG, R) 4.35 Bamay. (R) 5.00 NHK World English News Morning. 5.30 ANC Philippines The World Tonight.
6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News. 12.00 To Be Advised. 1.35 Border Security: International. (PG, R) 2.05 Catch Phrase. (PG, R) 3.00 The Chase. (R) 4.00 Seven News At 4. 5.00 The Chase Australia.
6.00 Seven News. 7.00 Home And Away. (PG) Remi comes into money.
7.30 The 1% Club UK. (PGl, R) Hosted by Lee Mack.
8.30 Lawrence Mooney: Embracing Your Limitations. A stand-up performance by Australian comedian Lawrence Mooney. 10.00 Australia: Now And Then. (Madln, R) Part 4 of 4. 11.00 The Latest: Seven News. 11.30 Chicago Fire. (Ma) 12.30 Stan Lee’s Lucky Man.
1.30 Harry’s Practice. (R)
2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today.
5.00 Sunrise 5am News. 5.30 Sunrise.
6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 9News Morning. 12.00 The Block. (PGl, R) 1.00 Paramedics. (PGam, R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG)
3.00 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 4.00 9News Afternoon. 5.00 Tipping Point Australia. (PG)
6.00 9News.
7.00 A Current Affair.
7.30 The Block. (PGl) Hosted by Scott Cam and Shelley Craft.
8.40 Listing Melbourne. (Ml) The agents face new challenges.
9.55 Britain’s Most Expensive Houses. (PGl)
11.00 9News Late.
11.30 Law & Order: Organized Crime. (MA15+av)
12.15 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 1.05 Hello SA. (PG) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 2.30 Global Shop. (R) 3.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 A Current Affair. (R) 5.00 Today Early News. 5.30 Today.
6.00 Deal Or No Deal. Hosted by Grant Denyer. 6.30 The Project. A look at the day’s news. 7.30 Shark Tank. A panel is pitched inventions. 8.30 NCIS. (Return, Mv) The team searches for a missing undercover agent in the midst of an active hostage situation. 9.30 NCIS: Origins. 10.30 10’s Late News. Coverage of news, sport and weather. 10.55 The Project. (R) A look at the day’s news. 12.00 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) 1.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings. 6am Morning Programs. 1.35pm Rhod Gilbert: Stand Up To Infertility. 2.45 Vegan Vigilantes. 3.00 The Weekly Football Wrap. 3.30 WorldWatch. 5.30 Gone Fishing With Mortimer & Whitehouse. 6.05 The Matchmakers. 7.05 Jeopardy! 7.30 News. 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats. 8.30 MOVIE: Silverado. (1985, M) 11.00 MOVIE: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2. (1986, MA15+) 12.45am Late Programs. SBS VICELAND (31) 6am Children’s Programs. 5.35pm Fireman Sam. 5.45 Kiri And Lou. 5.55 Octonauts. 6.05 Kangaroo Beach. 6.20 Bluey. 6.25 Paddington. 6.40 Pfffirates. 6.50 Ginger And The Vegesaurs. 6.55 Hey Duggee. 7.05 Riley Rocket. 7.20 Bluey. 7.30 Puppy! A Hotel Transylvania Short Film. 7.35 Little Lunch. 7.50 Operation Ouch! 8.20 BTN Newsbreak. 8.25 Doctor Who. 9.55 Merlin. 10.40 Late Programs.
ABC FAMILY (22) 6am The Ideal Palace. Continued. (2018, PG, French) 7.00 Bright Star. (2009, PG) 9.10 The Lake House. (2006, PG) 11.00 War Hunt. (1962, M) 12.30pm Decision To Leave. (2022, M, Chinese) 3.00 The Movie Show. 3.30 Sissi. (1955, German) 5.30 Basmati Blues.
Embrace cultural heritage instead of a luge
I do love the Letters page! It stimulates community debate and better ideas. After reading ‘Support the RAP’ (Ralph Catts) and ‘Don’t mention the luge’ (John Weir) in last week’s Letters page, I came up with a better proposal for The Eagle development.
Arthurs Seat was called Wonga before colonisation. The history and culture of the local Bunurong/ Boon Wurrung people is aweinspiring and important. It is of great interest to locals and tourists alike. It can be explored in an environmentally friendly way and is relevant for Australia today. An Aboriginal Heritage and Cultural Centre beats a ‘luge’ hands down.
At a minimum, we need dual-naming. Arthurs Seat is nothing like the Edinburgh one. And 200 years pales into insignificance in comparison to perhaps 60,000 years of being called Wonga.
I recently walked the Tuckey’s Track (from Sorrento Sailing Couta Boat Club to Diamond Bay). Why is it named after a British seaman who was responsible (while on the equivalent of today’s home invasion) for at least one Aboriginal death and the injury of several others while exploring Corio Bay in 1803? Tuckey spent very little time on the Track unlike the First People who used it over a millennia. Let’s name it after the Bunurong / Boon Wurrung in tribute to a people who have survived more than 200 years of oppression and who are now trying to thrive.
Joan Doyle, Dromana
Compulsory forums
Most of the Mornington Peninsula electorate demand transparency, accountability, independency and honesty from all candidates nominating for the various wards in the Mornington Peninsula Shire.
There has been too many advertisements and comments made that have incorrect information and are misleading, such as one that appeared on page two of last week’s Mornington News with the headline ““Councillors should be Transparent and Accountable - A message to ratepayers”.
I am standing as an independent and have no political aspirations. I did respond that I am a strong supporter to open the Beleura Cliff Path, having used it during school holidays in Mornington in the 1960’s, and oppose future development in the Green Wedge area in Mt Eliza. I will ensure that the council concentrates on local issues and does not waste expenditure on non-local issues.
We need to ensure that all our wonderful beaches and coastal areas have pedestrian access.
I have lived in Mt Eliza for more than 35 years and am a daily supporter to local businesses. I am an active member of many local sporting and community associations and am extremely passionate about our coastal assets and the retention of our bathing boxes.
In all of my literature I have included my mobile phone number and email contact details and have welcomed the many callers.
To ensure that there is not a repeat of false advertisements may I conclude by insisting that in future council elections we have mandatory community forums where residents can ask candidates a series of questions.
Please remember that voting is compulsory and the closing date is Friday 25 October.
Vital vote
Stephen Batty, Mt Eliza
The current council elections are vital so please everyone consider their vote carefully.
The best way to judge the efforts of our councillors is by looking up the official response statistics kept in the council registration portal system online.
David Gill, councillor for Red Hill Ward (now renamed Coolart Ward) has successfully followed up 970 community requests in this term of council.
The nearest number by any other councillor is 627, with the lowest being just 55.
David is totally committed to the community, the best Councillor by far (in my view) and noone else works harder for council transparency and accountability with complete integrity.
Ranald Macdonald, former International Press Institute President, Flinders
Tether the lid
In reference to last week’s letter (Take responsibility for your own rubbish, Letters, 16/10/24).
In Denmark it has been legislated that all plastic drink bottles must have the lid attached to the bottle when manufactured, thus avoiding bottle lids washing up on the shores of their beaches. It would help if we passed the same legislation here.
Marilyn Hoban, Mornington
Open access to Birdrock
Further to the recent front page article (Urgent call for stair repair, The News 24/9/24) relating to the fact that the stairway access to Birdrock Beach has been closed for over two years, it is such a shame that no action or response has been forthcoming from the shire or its officers.
The last two weeks of beautiful mid-spring weather should have seen children down on the beach after school finishes, families and our seniors walking doggies, people swimming, snorkelling and rock pooling, dedicated locals collecting plastics and fishing detritus, teenagers socialising and playing ball games, sporting and fitness groups using the 194 stairs for training to lose weight and get fit; and our local community chilling out, beachcombing, meeting friends, birdwatching, and simply enjoying the fresh air, watching sunsets and experiencing the healing power of water and nature.
For a council that stresses the importance of community health, exercise, and well-being, among their residents and ratepayers, the repair of one stairway, that the shire is solely responsible for maintaining, seems a minimal allocation of funds, compared to the huge benefits their local community would receive.
Sharon Forrest, Birdrock Beach Action Group
Parent Pace Cars?
While I can understand the good intentions behind Despi O’Connor’s call for ‘parent pace cars’ in school zones it really is a recipe for conflict and danger (Call for ‘parent pace cars’ to slow traffic to 30kph in Mt Martha, The News 16/10/24).
Some parents may heed the call but be over zealous in their ideas about what an appropriate speed might be causing aggravation to other drivers just trying to go about their daily lives.
The consequences for the safety of the students could potentially be dangerous as other drivers try to avoid the ‘pace cars’.
If an accident occurs what might be the legal implications for a driver who was seen as deliberately obstructing traffic?
It is best to leave such issues to the authorities responsible; the police. A few days with a hand held speed camera prominently positioned outside the school would get the message across far more effectively and more importantly legally.
Ross Hudson, Mt Martha
Transparency, accountability
Elections should be about ideas and policies that take our community forward.
J Hansen of Rye the authoriser of adverts continues a paid advert campaign of deceit and is anything but “transparent” or “accountable” in an effort to have their preferred candidates elected. Hansen’s preferred candidate in Tootgarook ward is an endorsed Greens candidate as listed on the Greens website . Hansen fails to mention this transparent fact. How many other candidates Hansen prefers fit the same mould or worked for Labor members of parliament. There seems to be a trend here. Don’t be fooled.
To clarify the inuendo and gossip Hansen seeks to pedal I can confirm that over a decade ago I was appointed as chairman of Vicurban, the state government’s developer of land that the state
owns and in 1994 I was the executive director of the Property Council of Australia in Victoria. A group which represents the property owners where a lot of our superannuation funds are invested.
It’s important that both entities are successful for the benefit of our community. I have not been involved with either entity for over ten years. Just being “transparent” and “accountable”.
Peter Clarke, McCrae
Political donations
It’s interesting that Climate 200 continues to be criticized for donating to independents.
Even more so, that an organization on the front foot on climate change is criticized politically and even by many who are not climate change deniers who see climate change as a major challenge. There does not seem to be much outrage about the hundreds of millions “donated to” the two major political parties from special interest groups who are actually contributing to climate change but want a seat at the table in making policy and decisions on the issue. Nor any outrage about all the “dark money” going to the two major political parties.
Just for the record: Simon Holmes à Court says there is no good reason for Australia’s ongoing nuclear prohibition, he just wants the facts and a proper analysis of the issue. Good luck on that! Relatively, Climate 200 donations are not even on the same planet as special interest groups and “dark money” going to the two major parties. It is a drop in the bucket.
No outrage about “political donation reform” where it seems the main thrust is to make it harder for Independents and minor parties to get funding while basically protecting the two major parties who can certainly work together on this issue if nothing else.
Democracy is broken in Australia where our choice is to elect the least offensive party.
Joe Lenzo, Safety Beach
Bending the truth
Rupert Steiner, in his letter (Violating international law, Letters 16/10/24), claims that Israel has deliberately attacked UN “positions known by Israel’s out of control army.”
Surely this very short letter could have been filled out with some rudimentary information about the attack presumably in question. Mr Steiner is surely referring to the UNIFIL compound, right next to which the IDF found, subsequent to to their having bombed adjacent to it and issued warnings for all UNIFIL staff to evacuate prior to having done so, a ruddy great Hezbollah tunnel.
Anthony Clifford, Blairgowrie
Help, but not at home
News this morning, Australia sending $425 million aid including our old tanks, as well as all the Bushmaster armoured vehicles already sent, to a country on the other side of the world in a war that has nothing to do with us.
Bad news this morning, this household urgently needs My Aged Care support because of disastrous medical happening, My Aged Care recommended service provider ,not for profit, had to turn me down because they have run out of government funding and cannot accept any new clients.
In this world of equal opportunities for everyone being enforced, how about an equal opportu-
nity for really intelligent people to fill the jobs of political government at the three levels and all of the the public services at all levels?
Brian A Mitchelson, Mornington
Fact checking
Like some other community groups on the Mornington Peninsula, Southern Women’s Action Network (SWAN) surveyed candidates in the forthcoming Council election. Candidates were asked their reasons for standing and their views on housing, First Nations people and gendered violence.
Responses to this survey helps SWAN members such as myself to make an informed decision when we vote. Anthony Marsh, candidate for Briars Ward, declined to respond to this survey. He explains on Facebook that he did not respond because the “only other candidate in my ward sits on the SWAN committee”. Was Marsh aware that Despi O’Connor had resigned from her voluntary position on SWAN’s committee at their AGM to avoid a conflict of interest? Marsh goes on to say “It is reasonable to assume there is a lack of impartiality”. This is insulting to SWAN members - intelligent women who are genuinely interested in the responses of all the candidates.
SWAN members are in the dark about Marsh’s reasons for standing and his views on housing, First Nations people and gendered violence. We live in the Trumpian era of needing to fact check politicians, including candidates in Council elections.
Dr Sarah Russell, SWAN member, Mt Martha Root of the issue
Just a small matter, but life consists of a myriad of small matters.
There is an informal path in Somers that has recently been designated as part of walking “Trail”. This concerned me as the path had a number of exposed tree roots which I considered a trip hazard.
I notified the shire and was told that the path was on private land and not a council responsibility. I then contacted our councillor David Gill who promptly replied and informed me of a formattable list of regulations associated with maintenance of paths and agreed that he would look into the matter.
I am pleased to report that the path has now been made safe. Thanks David.
Kevin Sack, Somers
Stand out suggestion
Your article (Motorcycle fatalities ‘concerning’, The News, 15/10/24) reminded me that earlier in the year the Herald Sun had a similar one. At the time I wrote to the Minister of Transport and asked the question: “Why do motorcycle learners have to wear high vis clothing?”. The answer was: “So that they stick out and are visible in the traffic”.
I replied “So why not make it compulsory for all motorcycle riders to wear high vis clothing? Their normal clothing is often black, which blends into the surround”.
The answer from the minister was the typical: “Bla, bla bla”.
If the high vis clothing would save just one life it is well worth it. It should not be difficult to introduce the law.
Peter Scharpenack, Mornington
No More Floods at Frankston, Seaford or Carrum
Compiled by Cameron McCullough
AN unauthenticated statement reached
“The Standard” office yesterday to the effect that the Government contemplated expending £20,000 in providing for the drainage of the area between Beach street, Frankston, and Seaford farm lands.
Our informant also stated that a similar sum was to be expended in Carrum. If correct this will be a great boon to residents in the districts mentioned. The scheme, it is said, provided for taking all the flood water into Kananook Creek.
Last week the Minister of Public Works, at the invitation of the Carrum Council, visited the Carrum flood areas.
Cr. Wells moved at last Council meeting that Frankston and Hastings councillors arrange to meet him on that occasion, but none of our representatives seem to have been sufficiently interested to keep the appointment. ***
“John Citizen” On The Alert
On the evening of October 6 1924, at the monthly meeting of the East Frankston Progress Associations it was unanimously resolved:
“That this association of Frankston East ratepayers views with dismay the ever-increasing evidence of the Council’s inability to cope with the serious financial position of the Shire; that the closing of the Shire office except for 1½ days a week; the shutting down of the quarry; and the deplorable condition of the electric light system, call for full investigation, and this association recommends that a public meeting of ratepayers be convened to discuss the position, and, further, that the thanks
of this association be tendered to “The Standard” for its fearless action in placing before the ratepayers the true financial position of the Shire.”
In so far as current events are concerned, the foregoing, as stated, presents an even greater degree of necessity than seemed to be apparent on the particular occasion to which we have alluded.
Since the date mentioned, the civic fathers have met in conclave, as of yore, something after the manner, and in accordance ,with the plausible tactics adopted by a mutual admiration society of irresponsibles, i.e., with, of course, a few exceptions, and despite repeated warnings emanating from all points of the local compass, continue to indulge in a nice little game of skittles at the expense of “John Citizen.”
It is not a question of “The Standard,” or any one else for that matter, persistently attacking the councillors for the mere purpose of harassing them; far from it. But in view of the crisis which has been reached, there can be no via media followed by the members of the party machine at work behind the scenes to make the ratepayers still believe they are doing their best for the good of the Shire at the Council table, and elsewhere.
In short, the procedure, of camouflage must cease.
To be candid, the old and tired councillors have, of late, outclassed and totally eclipsed all previous records pertaining to rank insubordination of the trust reposed in them.
There recent monthly sitting of the Council was an obvious instance of the outrageous and utter ineptitude on, the part of the rusty party machine clique to realise the acute and desperate posi-
tion in which the Shire is faced through the indiscretions of the past in relation to frenzied finance.
It has been emphasised previously in these columns, and we re-assert that in regard to the existing turmoil, it is not the duty of the councillors, as a body, to even so much as attempt to pursue the ordinary routine of business at the monthly meetings, as here before, but to suspend standing orders with the imperative object of, at least, making a supreme effort to thrash out the problems with which they are confronted, and thus endeavour to regain a portion, however meager, of confidence in their combined powers to act as men might be expected to behave – not like juveniles, apropos the machine party attributes, as was substantially evidenced from 10am on the 10th inst., until 1.20 o’clock on the memorable morning of the fruitless 11th.
Surely, the cranks of the party machine must recognise that having placed all their cards, as a pack of children would do, face upwards on the board of inexperience, the game of bluff is up.
Hence, we see no reason why ,the ratepayers should not take a determined hand, and at the earliest possible moment call a public indignation meeting for the purposes as specified in the resolution carried unanimously at the last monthly meeting of the East Frankston Progress Association. ***
The Same Good “Sport” – Mr. Edward Dess’s Heroic Deed Mr. Edward Dess, erstwhile of Frankston, and a son of Mr. Dess, of the well-known and up-to-date tailoring and men’s mercery establishment in Bay street, Frankston is the same
good “sport” as in the days when he was residing in our midst.
In the words of an authority: “He stuck at nothing, and was ever ready and willing to give a helping hand.”
At the age of 13 “Edward,” it is of interest to record, was instrumental in saving another youth from drowning in the Yarra, near Kew, for which heroic deed he was awarded the much coveted Royal Humane Society’s medal.
Also, upon several other occasions he saved life. But, doubtless, his latest exploit will rank as the greatest and bravest of all feats.
This (Friday) night a week ago, Mrs. C. Yates, aged 70, in a house at Darlinghurst, was suffocated by fumes in her room, and burned to death, despite a courageous attempt on the part of Mr. Edward Dess to rescue the unfortunate woman. Twin infants, 18 months’ old, who were asleep in an adjoining room were rescued by their mother, Mrs. Elizabeth Argles, whose screams brought assistance.
Several men rushed up the narrow staircase of the burning house, and the first one to reach the room, namely Dess, was in the act of rescuing Mrs. Yates, when the ceiling fell on him, and he barely escaped with his life.
When Mrs. Argles discovered the fire she ran upstairs and stumbled across the room to the cot in which her children were asleep.
She called to Mrs. Yates in the next room, and heard her exclaim: “My God!” Mrs. Argles screamed for help, and, as before stated, Edward Dess, a seaman, who was passing the house, heard the call and rushed in to save Mrs. Yates. After several attempts, Dess reached the unfortunate woman, but the sudden collapse of the ceiling
and the wall of flames which confronted him, compelled him to retire. He was severely burned.
When the fire was extinguished the charred remains of Mrs. Yates were recovered. It is believed that the late Mrs. Yates was asleep when the conflagration started.
Mrs. Dess left on Wednesday last enroute to Sydney to see her son, who, it is feared, is seriously ill as the out come of a brave deed.
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Support Local Enterprise
Entering a local shop, I asked to be supplied with some chocolate, made in England.
The astonished vendor gasped, and said: “That’s terrible! Why don’t you support local enterprise?”
I saw that I was in error, so I purchased “Australian made.”
The thought flashed through my mind that I should even up that score, so I asked for the local paper – for which I thanked the shopkeeper.
“But,” said I, “have you not THE local paper “The Standard’ I mean the paper with the six P.’s as a handle to it?”
“Oh, dear, no,” was the reply. “I don’t keep it; let’s the cat out of the bag too often; has too much information for the ratepayers. No I don’t keep it. But what do the six P.’s mean?”
I informed the shop keeper that they . meant: “Popular, Pre-eminent Paper, Protecting Peninsula People, and yet you don’t keep it?” I said.
“That’s terrible; why don’t YOU support local enterprise?”
“The Knut”
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From the pages of the Frankston and Somerville Standard, 22 & 24 Oct 1924
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Tumble Dryer For Ya
By Stuart McCullough
It was an unexpected message. In the middle of the day, my phone vibrated to indicate that either it was incredibly cold or had just received a message. Upon closer inspection, I could see the message preview that read as follows: ‘WE MISS YOU’. Presumably the use of upper case was intended to emphasise exactly how much they missed me. Who could it be? Who did I know that valued my presence so deeply that they felt the need for an all-caps message in the middle of the workday? I eagerly picked up my phone to find out. It was, as it transpired, a message from my dry cleaner.
This is embarrassing. Some months ago, I dropped off some suits for a bit of a spruce up. A couple of days later, I stopped by to pick them up again. Money was exchanged. All was (or so I thought) well with the world. It was simple. It was transactional. It was over. But what I regarded as a casual dalliance that was motivated by a need to get the chocolate stains out of my work pants, was clearly interpreted as something far more meaningful and enduring by the dry cleaner. To put it mildly, I was caught off guard.
How did I get it so terribly wrong?
can only say that this approach was once considered standard practise. When did shops get so emotionally needy? When I drop off a suit and some pairs of slacks for some minor titivation, I’m not expecting any kind of emotional attachment. I’m not sure what I said or did that charmed them so, or how it is that I managed to make such a deep and lasting impression on them, but I better figure it out, because I’ve got to duck to the shops for milk and I don’t the Coles Express to fall hopelessly in love with me.
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retort, such as ‘New phone, who dis?’ before hesitating. Engaging would, I feel, only make things worse. I could try saying ‘it’s not you, it’s me’ but that would be a gigantic lie as, deep in my heart, I’d know it’s absolutely one hundred per cent them. They could get sad. They might get angry. If things got really out of hand, they might even threaten some kind of legal action. Given the business they’re in, they’d inevitably try and take me to the cleaners.
I had assumed that we were on the same page, never thinking for a moment that there might be an expectation that we’d keep in touch. Granted, it’d been a while since I’d been to the dry cleaners and it’s quite possible that the entire dynamic has been the subject of a dramatic overhaul whilst
At the end of the message was an opportunity to ‘opt out’ of future messages. I hesitated. Granted, being told by your dry cleaner that they ‘miss you’ is worrisome in the extreme, but it begs the question –why aren’t I getting these kinds of messages from anyone else? Is it because I’m really good at keeping in touch with my nearest and dearest? Definitely not. This leads me to that somewhat sad but inevitable conclusion that my dry cleaner likes me more than members of my immediate family. Sniff. It’s a hard truth, but there it is. Not only do I not hear from some of them, I couldn’t tell you the last time any of them starched my shirt collars. When faced with the chance to opt out, I did nothing. I will, I think, keep things as they are for a little while. For now, I still receive lovelorn messages from the dry cleaner, telling me how much they miss me. And, for moment at least, that’s all I want. stuart@stuartmccullough.com I’ll
I was off spilling chocolate on my work pants. Serves me right. When it comes to service providers, I’d describe myself as having a somewhat mercenary disposition. Granted, I visit the supermarket once a week, but I don’t call it in between
trips to see how it’s feeling. Excursions to my nearest department store are more seldom still but it’s never occurred to me to send it a card just to let it know that it’s in my thoughts. I just want what I want before moving on. If that seems cold hearted, I
What if the text message is just the start? What if things only get worse? Before long, I’ll be overwhelmed by the sense that maybe, just maybe, I’m being watched and my mail read. With very little warning at all, it’s gone from a harmless and well-intentioned interaction that meant nothing to me, to full-blown Baby Reindeerstyle obsession. Nobody wants a clinger, even if they do offer competitive prices that include a thirty per cent discount when you get three or more suits cleaned on a weekday. Sometimes the phone rings and, when I answer it, all I hear is the sound of steam. It’s only six months to Valentines Day – if I don’t break it off now, I’m at serious risk of the local laundry taking out a full-page ad in the Herald Sun to declare it’s undying love for me. Best to take decisive action now in the hope that things will die down and life can get back to normal.
I picked up the phone and contemplated sending some kind of brilliant
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Sharks ready to strike, Ballam Park in box seat
By Brodie Cowburn
PROVINCIAL
SORRENTO have put themselves in a good position to defeat Baden Powell.
Sorrento hosted day one of the twoday clash at David MacFarlane Reserve on Saturday. The Sharks batted first, but didn’t look too dangerous early on.
Sorrento’s first six batters were each dismissed for low totals - Patrick Hall’s 16 from 14 deliveries was the top order's best effort. Rhys Musgrave and Jake Wood came in at seven and eight to steer things back on track.
Musgrave scored 45 from 91 deliveries, and Wood scored 84 from 75. Their efforts helped Sorrento reach a final total of 200.
WIth 22 overs left to play in the day, Sorrento was bowled out. Baden Powell had a frustrating finish to the afternoon.
At stumps, Baden Powell was at 4/60. Their hopes lie with skipper Rhys Elmi, who remains at the crease with 16 runs from 43 deliveries.
Jake Wood continued his good form with ball in hand, and took two wickets before the close of play.
Dromana set Heatherhill a difficult target to chase down on Saturday.
Dromana batted all day long at Bruce Park. They finished the day at 8/297. Red Hill bowled out Langwarrin for 178 last weekend. They lost one wicket
before stumps was called, and will start day two from 1/5.
PENINSULA
SOMERVILLE had an excellent day on the road against Long Island on Saturday.
Somerville chose to bat first on day one, and put their opponents to the sword. They finished the day at 8/270, in the box seat for an impressive win.
Three Somerville batters finished up with half-centuries: Jack Barbour scored 61, Brad McDonald scored 62, and Isaac Harrison scored 58.
Sam Holland-Burch was busy for Long Island. He bowled 26 overs and took 3/74.
Rosebud also had a good day with the bat on Saturday. They scored 229 runs on their home deck before being bowled out by Seaford Tigers.
The Tigers faced three overs before stumps, scoring seven runs and losing a wicket.
Moorooduc have set Mt Eliza a target of 182 to chase down at Dallas Brooks Reserve. Mt Eliza survived one over before stumps, and will start day two at 0/2.
Seaford will have to work hard to defend their total of 152 against Mornington on Saturday. The Bulldogs scored 11 runs without losing a wicket before the end of play.
DISTRICT
FLINDERS is closing in on a win over Main Ridge at Ditterich Reserve.
Main Ridge’s innings got off to a nightmare start on Saturday. Opener Aaron Holmes was dismissed by Matthew Gale for a golden duck.
The rest of Main Ridge’s top order helped get things back on track, but a middle order and tail collapse saw them end up all out for just 114.
Shaun Cairns tore through Main Ridge’s batters - he took 5/28 from 20 overs.
Praveen Fernando top scored for Main Ridge with 39 from 69 balls.
Although they aren’t doing things the easy way, Flinders are within reach of victory. They finished day one at 6/90 - two late wickets have dealt a blow, and will keep things interesting heading into this weekend.
A brilliant century by James Abbotts was the highlight of day one of Carrum Downs’ clash with Baxter on Saturday.
Abbotts faced 200 deliveries. He scored 116 runs, helping Carrum Downs reach a final total of 242.
Baxter faced three overs before stumps, and managed to avoid losing a wicket.
Crib Point will need to play well this Saturday to beat Boneo. The Magpies were bowled out for 139 on SaturdayBoneo scored 2/48 in reply.
Carrum will need to score 278 runs to beat Balnarring on Saturday.
SUB DISTRICT
SOME excellent bowling has all but secured Ballam Park a win over Skye.
Skye had a difficult day on their home deck. Opener David Dervan’s 45 runs was the sole highlight of a miserable innings.
Skye was bowled out for 99. Eight of their batters were dismissed for single-digit totals, two of them failing to score a run at all.
Skipper Will Borthwick was the difference for Ballam Park. He finished the day with 6/18.
With 31 overs left before stumps, Ballam Park made a huge dent in their target. They will start day two at 2/75, with the finish line in sight.
Tyabb also looks likely to grab a win this weekend. They bowled out Delacombe Park for 98, and scored 3/53 in response. At Truemans Road Reserve, Tootgarook will need to score 62 runs with nine wickets in hand to beat Mt Martha.
Rye set Frankston YCW a target of 222 to chase down on Saturday.
WOMENS DIV ONE
TOORADIN’S middle order have held on to grab an important win over Rye.
RJ Rowley Reserve hosted the two
sides for a T20 match on Sunday. Rye batted first, and overcame an early wicket to put a decent total on the board.
Rye scored 6/73 from their 20 overs. Opener Ashleigh Barrand top scored with 26.
Tooradin’s openers combined to score 42 runs, which put them well on their way to victory, but some struggles in the middle order put the result in doubt.
Wickets began to fall quickly, but Tooradin kept their cool. Martha Langham and Matisse Ortolan settled things down, and hit the winning runs with an over and five wickets left to spare.
Carrum Downs had a good day at home on Sunday, They beat Seaford Tigers by eight wickets.
The Tigers scored 8/80 from their 20 overs. Carrum Downs chased that down with three overs left to play.
Somerville were up to the task of chasing down Crib Point last weekend. Somerville chased down 77 runs with three overs and seven wickets to spare.
Balnarring rounded out the winner’s list with a strong win over Delacombe Park. They comfortably defended their total of 3/115 to win by 38 runs. Opener Catherine Donlon was Balnarring’s best batter - she scored 32 from 48.
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Seagulls lure Wood from Strikers
SOCCER
By Craig MacKenzie
TOMMY Wood has been involved in a tug of war between former club Mornington and current club Peninsula Strikers.
And it looks like Mornington has won the battle to clinch the young forward’s signature.
Wood texted Strikers’ gaffer Scott Morrison last week to let him know he was going to return to Dallas Brooks Park.
“The message was along the lines of thanks for everything but I want to go try this,” Morrison said.
It’s understood that the Seagulls have offered the 21-year-old an attractive match fee and goal bonus and Strikers were not given the opportunity to match it.
Morrison spoke to Wood last week in a last-ditch bid to change his mind. Morrison has coached at Mornington while Wood made 10 appearances for the Seagulls in 2022 and at the end of the season joined Langwarrin’s under-23s.
He joined Strikers for the 2024 season and shared top scorer honours with Riley Anderton.
“Just recently I spoke to a player at another club but I contacted his coach first to seek permission which he was happy with and the player respected that we did that,” Morrison said.
“Mornington never contacted us about going after Tommy and although we have a few ex-Mornington players I never approached them while they were still playing for Mornington – they had already left or contacted us.”
Morrison was present at the meeting in September when Wood agreed with Strikers to remain at Centenary Park.
Not long after the club confirmed the agreement on its Facebook page:
“Peninsula Strikers is excited to announce that striker Tommy Wood will be returning for another season at Strikers!
“Tommy had an unbelievable first year at the club putting in some monster shifts and terrorising defenders.
“2025 promises to be a big one for this guy and we are excited to see the damage he can cause.”
And now it seems that Seagulls fans will be echoing those sentiments.
“Tommy not only is a young and up-and-coming striker with a lot of upside he’s someone that as a club – and me personally – invested in to help him be happy again with his football,” Morrison said.
“We gave him his first proper year
of senior football and he has so much more to learn and develop and we were invested in doing that with him.
“The way he left Mornington last time it took a lot to pick him up off the canvas but I’ve been a massive supporter of his to help get him back to a happy place so it’s a bit personal for me as I genuinely care for all my players outside of football too.
“I wish Tommy well if he goes but I’m bitterly disappointed in the way this has played out especially after we announced him re-signing.
“What it does do though is create opportunity for others as we won’t look to bring in anyone else – we have the firepower in the squad already.”
Wood is the first of an influx of new players expected at Mornington.
Head coach Adam Jamieson has agreed terms with a number of them some of whom he’s keeping under wraps right now.
“I can tell you that we’ve signed young Jack McDonald from Bentleigh Greens and his teammate Jay Davies,” Jamieson said.
Davies, 32, is a former Peterborough midfielder who has also played for Green Gully and Dandenong Thunder.
McDonald is a central defender who has played with Langwarrin and Melbourne Victory.
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in charge for his seventh season.
He was appointed in October 2018.
Last week Skye held its AGM as it voted in a new committee without Daren Jones as president and Stuart Lawrence as his deputy.
They were ever-present in their respective positions for the past decade but both stepped down recently.
The new club president is Mick Stevens, owner of Extreme Render Bayside which has been a major sponsor for the last eight years.
Stevens has been involved with Skye for 14 years and four of his five children play there.
“My eldest daughter is studying and working but I’m trying to get her back here and my oldest boy Sebastian is in the senior squad,” Stevens said.
“I’ve been coaching for seven years and I’ve taken an under-11s team all the way through to the men’s Metro league.”
Last Thursday Stevens and his committee met with McGuinness and both parties were happy with the outcome.
After the meeting Stevens gave McGuinness a ringing endorsement.
“He’ll have a budget that allows him to be competitive,” Stevens said.
“He has full knowledge of his
budget and he’ll make the most of what he’s got.
“And so he should. A man like him who is so dedicated deserves to be supported to create the best squad he possibly can.
“He’ll have complete control over negotiating with players and I trust him absolutely because I trust his judgement.”
McGuinness is keen to start rebuilding his squad after losing many experienced players this year either through retirement or moving to lower leagues.
“After chatting to Mick he definitely lifted my interest again and hopefully we can rebuild the squad like we once had,” McGuinness said.
“That’s going to take a lot of hard work and loyalty from both club and players because we want to be challenging again not just making up the numbers.
“But we’re under no illusion that with a slightly better budget we’ll all of a sudden be challenging for promotion.
“There’s plenty of teams over the last two years that have invested heavily in their senior squads and still didn’t get promoted so I think we’re taking a more gradual approach.
“Our aim is still to attract young players and offer them the opportunity to play very competitive football
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in a great environment.”
Last week Football Victoria released the provisional NPL and VPL structures for 2025 including promotion and relegation rules that are important to both Langwarrin and Mornington.
Langwarrin has a number of pathways to promotion next season.
It can either finish first or second and gain automatic promotion to the NPL or it can finish in the next four positions (3rd, 4th, 5th or 6th) which would qualify for a play-off – 3rd v 6th, 4th v 5th with the winners playing off for a promotion spot.
Three teams will be relegated to VPL2.
The State 1 champions (South East and North West) will gain automatic promotion to VPL2 while the runners-up will play for a third promotion spot.
Meanwhile Somerville Eagles and Rosebud are two of 25 clubs throughout the state to be awarded a Football Victoria Club Development Grant.
The $1000 grants are designed to support clubs in their efforts to enhance female programs, foster participation and strengthen the football community.
FV listed the successful recipients last weekend posting on its website:
“This grant round was highly competitive, with a large number of clubs submitting outstanding applications aimed at growing the game at the grassroots level.
“The clubs awarded funding demonstrated quality projects/ideas and a strong commitment to promoting inclusivity, development, and longterm sustainability within their communities.”
Two of the higher-profile clubs to win grants were Preston Lions and North Geelong.