Western Port News 22 September 2021

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Koalas are special KOALAS and other native animals were treated to specially prepared meals last week to celebrate Moolit Sanctuary Wildlife Conservation Park’s 20th anniversary.

The dreams of a young Michael Johnston were able to turn into reality when the sanctuary was established by the Johnson family on 10-hectares of what was a farm and pony club at Pearcedale. Now it is home to more than 400 animals representing 70 species.

However, while the koalas at the sanctuary always receive special treatment there are fears for the safety and survival of those in the wild across the Mornington Peninsula.

Loss of habitat and increased traffic are taking a toll on their numbers, and it seems the threat of bushfires can be used to legally override planning laws when it comes to felling “koala trees” growing too close to houses in urban areas.

Meanwhile, the Mornington Peninsula Koala Conservation group is about to team up with Deakin University researchers to count the peninsula’s wild koala population.

Keith Platt KEEPER Britt Beckett dishes up a treat to Victor, a four-year-old koala, to mark Moonlit Sanctuary Wildlife Conservation Park’s 20th anniversary. Picture: Gary Sissons

Liberals on move under new leader Keith Platt keith@mpnews.com.au THE re-emergence of Matthew Guy as state Opposition Leader saw Mornington MP David Morris lose his position in the shadow cabinet and Eastern Victoria MP Edward O’Donohue bring forward his retirement from parliament.

Mr Morris was the Coalition’s spokesperson for local government, housing and aged care and Mr O’Donohue - whose electorate includes Frankston and the Mornington Peninsula - had already signalled that he would not contest next year’s state election.

A supporter of former leader Michael O’Brien (“you back your leader”), Mr Morris was one of 11 MPs who voted against the spill that saw Mr Guy appointed Opposition Leader on Wednesday 8 September. Seven of the 11 were left out of the 20-strong shadow cabinet.

Mr Morris told The News last week that being freed of his shadow portfolio duties meant “I can focus 100 per cent on my immediate job - being the member for Mornington”.

He said the state government had “failed to live up to its rhetoric” to protect the peninsula during the coronavirus pandemic.

In the neighbouring electorate of

Hastings, Liberal MP Neale Burgess, who supported Mr Guy, was also left out of the shadow cabinet.

Neither Mr Morris or Mr Burgess mentioned Mr Guy’s victory on their social media or websites.

On the day of the spill Mr Morris posted that the Liberals “have a plan to boost mental health support for schools” with a follow-up one day later quoting adolescent psychologist Dr Michael Carr-Gregg saying, “I think they need to put a psychologist in every school now”, with the added comment: “Matthew Guy is right about this…”

Mr Morris told The Times that he would definitely contest the November 2022 election. “Absolutely, I’ll

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Pre-selections are likely to be held for Hastings and Mornington after the results of a Victorian Electoral Commission redistribution are released at the end of October and before the end of the year.

In the days after Mr Guy’s appointment Mr O’Donohue, one of five MPs representing the upper house seat of Eastern Victoria, announced he would leave parliament before the end of 2021. The region of Eastern Victoria includes the peninsula and Frankston as well as East Gippsland.

Mr O’Donohue issued a statement saying he had already told Mr O’Brien that he did not intend to contest the

2022 election but decided to bring that date forward “with imminent changes to be made to the shadow cabinet, I have decided, in consultation with current Liberal Leader Matthew Guy”.

Mr O’Donohue ended his statement saying: “I wish my friend Matthew Guy and the Liberal Nationals team every success at the November 2022 state election, Victoria needs a better, positive alternative which only the Liberal Nationals can deliver.”

First elected in 2006, Mr O’Donohue was shadow attorney general in Mr O’Brien’s shadow cabinet.

The Liberal Party has yet to announce its choice of a successor to Mr O’Donohue.

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Council offers $2m for COVID-19 relief Stephen Taylor steve@mpnews.com.au MORNINGTON Peninsula Shire has adopted a $2 million COVID-19 grant scheme as part of its $10 million recovery package adopted earlier this year.

The offer of money aims to ease the pain of more than 200 days of lockdown resulting in ongoing financial stress and impacts on wellbeing.

The direct payments will be available from next month to eligible businesses, community groups, creatives (individuals and organisations), not for profits and environmental groups.

“Council is seriously committed to helping our

community recover from COVID-19,” the mayor Cr Despi O’Connor said.

“These grants are just one of the many things we are doing to make a real difference. Information sessions and assistance will be provided to ensure everyone is well supported throughout the application process.

“We have expanded some current programs, created new programs and also extended eligibility criteria to ensure great community impact. We have also tightened our internal processing times so we can deliver grants quickly as we work towards a recovered and revitalised peninsula.”

The grants’ opening and closing dates are listed on the shire’s website.

COVIDSafe officers TWO COVID-19 education officers have been hired by Mornington Peninsula Shire for six months to help businesses, community groups and event organisers establish COVIDSafe plans and practices.

The shire has also partnered with the state government to provide extra resources to help protect customers, staff and members of the public in the pandemic.

The officers will help their clients put in place or update COVIDSafe plans as well as provide resources and templates to help with plans and practices. They will also promote safe practices among those in the hospitality industry, at community venues and in small retail settings.

Details: visit mornpen.vic.gov.au/ COVIDSafe or call 5950 1000 or 1300 850 600.

“Local economy booster” vouchers are also available. They aim to increase visits and spending at peninsula venues though a reimbursement program for accommodation and attractions in the off-peak season. They are available to peninsula residents aged over 18 and can be used for paid tours and tourism “experiences”, entry fees to attractions and eligible paid accommodation.

The shire also has a $100,000 program to support sports and recreation clubs over summer and winter.

The shire’s Funding Finder website gives an overview of funding and grants available from state and federal governments, philanthropic organisations as well as the shire.

Reprieve for Otama THE deadline to bring former HMAS Otama submarine ashore has been pushed out to 2 October.

Western Port Oberon Association says it has been given a two-week reprieve as it tries to find a way to haul the 1978 submarine out of Western Port and onto land near the Crib Point jetty as part of a marine tourist attraction.

Association vice-president Keith Claughton said yesterday (Monday) that consultants were completing plans detailing the work required, timeframes and expected costs of bringing the sub ashore as part of applications for permits from Mornington Peninsula Shire and the Department of Environment Land Water and Planning.

“If we don’t have approved plans in place to bring it ashore by [2 October] Parks have indicated they will come and take it,” he said. The sub would most likely be towed to Adelaide for scrap metal.

Mr Claughton said the association was talking

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MANGROVES in Western Port are providing a safe, shallow but temporary mooring to the submarine Otama before it is either towed away for scrap or pulled out of the water on inflatable rollers. Picture: Gary Sissons with a NSW marine salvage company about hauling the vessel ashore on huge airbag rollers at a cost of around $300,000.

“What we really have to do is find someone to fund the work – perhaps a tier of government or a wealthy benefactor,” he said.

Mr Claughton said having the sub on shore would be “a boon for Hastings and the region as a whole”.

“No one here is taking any money; it is all

governed by an Act of Parliament, and we have the RSL, Vietnam Veterans and the Australian-American Association behind us,” he said.

Mr Claughton said the association had paid $40,000 to the Navy to have fuel removed from the sub in Fremantle in 2002 before it was towed to Western Port. The 33,600 litres of sulphuric acid-based electrolyte remaining on board is sealed inside two 228.5 tonne batteries serving as part of the vessel’s ballast.

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Home invasion TWO Mornington residents were awoken by a man possibly armed with a gun last week.

Detective Senior Sergeant Eddie Lagonder, of Somerville CIU, said the unknown man broke into the Grange Road home, 4.50am, Thursday 16 September.

After confronting the married couple, he allegedly assaulted the 74-year-old man who was later taken to Frankston Hospital with minor injuries.

Detectives were still determining what was stolen, Thursday morning.

The offender is described as being short and stocky.

Anyone with information about either of these incidents is urged to call Somerville CIU 5978 1300 or Crime Stoppers 1800 333 000.

Grand operation MORNINGTON Peninsula Highway Patrol police are gearing up for a big AFL Grand Final long weekend.

They will be taking part in Operation Scoreboard from just after midnight Thursday 23 September to just before midnight Sunday 26 September.

Somerville Highway Patrol Senior Sergeant Phillip Hulley said the long weekend had historically been high risk in terms of road trauma.

He said police would target badly behaved drivers with a major focus on excessive speed and impaired driving.

Police will provide a “highly visible active and mobile presence to reinforce positive driving behaviours and lessen the incidence of road trauma and ensure road user compliance”.

POLICE and ambulance officers outside the scene of a fatal stabbing in Frankston.

Picture: Gary Sissons

He said motorists would be given either or both a personal breath test and/or drug test.

Breaking out SURFERS driving to breaks along Boneo Road, from Rosebud to Flinders, were being checked for breaching the five-kilometre limit last week.

Somerville Highway Patrol Senior Sergeant Phillip Hulley said police under Operation Guardian were asking surfers’ addresses and were prepared to issue penalty notices if they were in breach.

“We often get pretty feeble excuses, but they won’t wash with us and the surfers can expect a heavy fine if they are outside their limits,” he said.

The penalty for breaching the fivekilometre rule is $1817.

Operation Sentinel Sergeant Steve Wood, based at Somerville CIU, said three fines for breaching the Chief Health Officer’s regulations had been issued on the Mornington Peninsula in the week up until Thursday: one to a passenger on the Sorrento-Queenscliff ferry and two to guests at a house gathering at Mount Eliza.

Frankston deaths HOMICIDE Squad detectives are investigating the circumstances surrounding the death of a man in Frankston on Saturday.

The man’s body was discovered when police attended at an address in Rassay Court to conduct a welfare check just before 10pm.

Police and forensic experts attended the scene and SES volunteers were called in to help. The victim was a 34-year-old man.

The Rassay Court death on Saturday follows the death of a man in Frankston on Thursday night.

Police believe a woman, 58, and her son, 17, were at their Dandenong Road West home when there was a knock on the door about 11pm.

The woman answered the door and was allegedly confronted by a 45-yearold male with a knife.

A scuffle ensured and the teen came to check on his mother.

A further confrontation between the two males has occurred, resulting in the 45-year-old man being fatally stabbed in the upper body.

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Picture: Celia Furt FLAMES and smoke billowing over the past week from ESSO’s Long Island Point fractionation plant occurred because a customer had shut down and was unable to take as much ethane as usual.

Plant manager David McCord said a reduced quantity of the gas was being sent to plastics manufacturer Qenos and the excess was being emitted from the plant’s chimneys in short bursts of flame and smoke.

Hastings-based photographer Celia Furt said yesterday (Monday) the chimney was “bleeding

flames and black smoke again with a small portion of the flame breaking loose”.

“Yesterday when I went out it seemed to be under control as the flames were ok and there was no black smoke,” she said.

“Today we are back in hell. We are back where we were for the whole week last week.”

Mr McCord said flaring was used as a safety mechanism to ensure “pressure relief” in emergencies. The plant handles LPG, crude oil, propane, butane and mercaptan. It employs 140 people.

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NEWS DESK Shire join ‘save the pier’ bid

Seadragons to survive pier demolition - Parks

EFFORTS to save an historic section of Flinders pier have been reinforced with Mornington Peninsula Shire Council voting unanimously to back its retention.

The decision adds impetus to the efforts of the Flinders Community Association to have the 180-metre long timber section added to the Victorian Heritage Register (“Heritage bid adds time for ageing pier” The News 7/9/21).

It also acknowledges the backing of environment “royalty” Sir David Attenborough who stepped in to bat for the pier as a way of protecting the habitat of the weedy seadragon (“Attenborough supports Flinders pier” The News 12/7/21).

The Save Flinders Pier group’s Charles Reis said the council vote was an important development in efforts to have Parks Victoria reconsider its plans to demolish the pier.

The council voted to support the inclusion of the Flinders historic foreshore precinct into the Victorian Heritage Register and write to support the Heritage Council, and back the application for an interim protection order to protect the precinct until a decision is made by the Heritage Council.

The council will write to the ministers of Ports and Freight, Environment and Planning, stating the community and the council’s opposition to the proposed demolition of the inner Flinders pier and request the use of available finance to maintain and preserve the pier.

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Keith Platt keith@mpnews.com.au PARKS Victoria says that a scientific study has found that the effect on weedy seadragons by works to demolish part of Flinders pier “would be localised and temporary”.

The report commissioned by Parks by environmental marine biology consultants CEE, examined the marine ecosystem at the pier, mapping habitat and marine life, and identifying potential impacts from removing the “unsafe” 180-metres of timber pier.

Parks says the report shows removing the timber piles and deck “is unlikely to impact the population of weedy seadragons at a state, regional or local level and that any minor, temporary disturbances can be managed”.

Parks Victoria’s marine and maritime regional director Jo Richards said the report confirmed the “sensitive marine values” of Western Port “can be achieved”.

“We are reassured by the report findings that with careful management, scheduling of works and the development of a construction environmental management plan, the proposed works can go ahead without any significant impact to the marine ecosystem and the local weedy seadragon population,” she said.

“Flinders Pier is an important snorkelling and diving destination, and it will continue to be a great location for seeing the iconic weedy seadragons up close.”

The decision by Parks to demolish the timber section of the pier has been

Picture: Yanni delayed while it is assessed for inclusion on the Victorian Heritage Register (“Heritage bid adds time for ageing pier” The News 7/7/21).

Parks last week released a statement saying the CEE report “has found the outer section of pier – which will remain in place - provides the most valuable marine habitat for seadragons, including extensive beds of sea nymph seagrass”.

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“This habitat [highly suitable for seadragons] is widespread along the coast between Flinders and Balnarring but also occurs alongside the pier, and to a much lesser extent due to shading, under the pier from the middle to outer sections,” Parks stated.

“However, with work planned for the inner section of the pier away from the main weedy seadragon habitat, the effect on the abundance, behaviour and

movement of this species is expected to be negligible.”

Parks expected minor impact on “resilient and common marine life” living on the inshore flat sandy seabed and piles which would “recolonise over time”.

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Using archival footage and real-life recreations of critical moments, British historian and veteran TV presenter Dan Snow and his co-presenter Kate Humble (pictured) examine three pivotal days during WWII.

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4.05 The Repair Shop. (R) 5.05 Grand Designs Australia. (PG, R)

6.00 WorldWatch. 11.30 Turkish News. 12.00 Arabic News F24. 12.30 ABC America: World News Tonight. 1.00 PBS NewsHour. 2.00 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (R) 2.05 Native America. (PG, R) 3.10 Going Places With Ernie Dingo. (R) 3.40 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw. (PG) 4.10 Greek Island Odyssey With Bettany Hughes. (PGadn, R) 5.05 Jeopardy! (PG) 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R)

6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News.

12.00 MOVIE: Love At Daisy Hills. (2020, PG) 2.00 Kochie’s Business Builders.

2.30 Coastwatch Oz. (PG, R) 3.00 The Chase. (R) 4.00 Seven News At 4.

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12.00 The Block. (PGl, R) 1.00 The Hundred With Andy Lee. (PGls, R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News.

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7.35 Walking Britain’s Lost Railways: York. (PG) Presented by Rob Bell.

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9.40 To Be Advised.

10.40 Blue Bloods. (Mv, R) Jamie asks Erin for help.

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6.00 Forged In Fire. 6.55 Jeopardy! 7.30 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. 8.30 The Curse Of Oak Island. 10.10 Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish.

11.00 The Feed. 11.30 News. 11.55 Reunions.

1.55am 7 Days Of Sex. 2.45 Late Programs.

7TWO (72) 6am Home Shopping.

6.30 Jabba’s School Holiday Movie Special. 7.00 Auction Squad. 8.00 Harry’s Practice. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. Noon House Of Wellness. 1.00 Million Dollar Minute. 2.00 The Wall.

3.00 Weekender. 3.30 Medical Emergency. 4.30 M*A*S*H. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Father Brown. 8.30 Inspector Morse.

10.50 Murdoch Mysteries. 11.50 Late Programs.

9GEM (92) 6am TV Shop. 7.00 Creflo.

7.30 TV Shop. 10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon As Time Goes By. 1.10 Days Of Our Lives. 2.05 The Young And The Restless. 3.00 Garden Gurus Moments. 3.05 Antiques Roadshow.

3.35 MOVIE: Cairo Road. (1950, PG) 5.30 The Great Migration. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 Death In Paradise. 8.40 MOVIE: Allied. (2016, M) 11.05 Late Programs.

10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 Frasier. 8.00 Becker.

9.00 The Middle. 10.00 Frasier. 11.00 The Big Bang Theory. Noon The King Of Queens. 1.00 Becker. 2.00 Friends. 3.00 The King Of Queens.

4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 The Unicorn. 10.00 Seinfeld. 11.00 Late Programs.

N ITV (34) 6am Morning Programs.

2.20pm Bamay. 3.00 Jarjums. 3.25 Bushwhacked!

3.50 Bino And Fino. 4.00 Mustangs FC. 4.30 Grace Beside Me. 5.00 Shortland Street. 5.30 Chefs’ Line.

6.00 Cooking Hawaiian Style. 6.30 Kriol Kitchen.

7.00 Our Stories. 7.15 Keep Calm And Decolonize.

7.20 News. 7.30 Going Places With Ernie Dingo.

8.30 MOVIE: Footy Legends. (2006, PG) 10.05 The Point. 10.35 Late Programs.

SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am Morning Programs. 8.40 Growing Up Smith.

(2015, PG) 10.35 The Fireflies Are Gone. (2018, M, French) 12.25pm The Cobbler. (2014, M) 2.15 My Brilliant Career. (1979) 4.10 The Falcons. (2018, PG, Icelandic) 6.05 Love And Friendship. (2016, PG) 7.45 Still Here. (2020, M) 9.30 The Girl Who Played With Fire. (2009, MA15+, Swedish) 11.55 Late Programs.

7MATE (73) 6am Morning Programs.

9.00 Pawn Stars. 10.00 America’s Game. 11.00 A Football Life. Noon Picked Off. 1.00 Picker Sisters.

2.00 Alaska’s Wild Gourmet. 2.30 Limitless. 3.00 Caught On Dashcam. 4.00 Fish’n With Mates. 4.30 Demolition NZ. 5.30 Storage Wars. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 8.30 MOVIE: Rambo: First Blood Part II. (1985, M) 10.35 MOVIE: Rambo III. (1988, M) 12.45am Late Programs.

9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs.

Noon The Incredible Hulk. 1.00 Airwolf. 2.00 A1: Highway Patrol. 3.00 Malcolm. 3.30 The Nanny.

4.00 3rd Rock From The Sun. 4.30 That ’70s Show.

5.00 Malcolm. 6.00 The Nanny. 6.30 3rd Rock From The Sun. 7.00 That ’70s Show. 7.30 Survivor 41. (Return) 9.30 MOVIE: Into The Blue. (2005, M) 11.45 3rd Rock From The Sun. 12.15am Love Island USA. 1.10 The Bi Life. 2.00 Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping.

8.00 Motorcycle Racing. MotoGP. Race 14. San Marino Grand Prix. Replay. 10.00 JAG. Noon Demolition Down Under. 1.00 Star Trek. 3.00 Diagnosis Murder. 5.00 JAG. 7.00 Bondi Rescue.

7.30 NCIS. 8.30 Hawaii Five-0. 10.30 SEAL Team.

11.30 FBI: Most Wanted. 12.30am Home Shopping.

2.00 Elementary. 3.00 NCIS. 4.00 Hawaii Five-0.

CONSUMER ADVICE (P) Pre-school (C) Children (PG) Parental Guidance Recommended (M) Mature Audiences (MA15+) Mature Audiences Only (AV15+) Extreme Adult Violence (R) Repeat (a) Adult themes (d) Drug references (h) Horror (s) Sex references (l) Language (m) Medical procedures (n) Nudity (v) Violence.

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22 September 2021

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Friday, September 24 ABC (2)

SBS (3)

SEVEN (7)

NINE (9)

TEN (10)

6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Q+A. (R) 11.05 Grand Designs: The Street. (PG, R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.00 Foreign Correspondent. (R) 1.30 That Pacific Sports Show. (R) 2.00 The Capture. (Mlv, R) 3.00 ABC News Afternoons.

4.05 The Repair Shop. (R) 5.05 Grand Designs Australia. (R)

6.00 WorldWatch. 11.00 Spanish News. 11.30 Turkish News. 12.00 Arabic News F24. 12.30 ABC America: World News Tonight. 1.00 PBS NewsHour. 2.00 Native America. (PG, R) 3.00 NITV News: Nula. 3.30 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (R) 3.35 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw. (PG) 4.05 Greek Island Odyssey With Bettany Hughes. (PGav, R) 5.05 Jeopardy! (PG) 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R)

6.00 Sunrise.

9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News.

12.00 MOVIE: Kissin’ Cousins. (1964, G, R) 2.00 House Of Wellness. (PG) 3.00 The Chase. (R) 4.00 Seven News At 4.

5.00 The Chase Australia.

6.00 Today.

9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News.

12.00 MOVIE: Moonstruck. (1987, PGal, R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News.

5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat. (R) Hosted by Eddie McGuire.

6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PG, R) 8.00 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGal, R) 1.00 The Living Room. (PG, R) 2.00 Entertainment Tonight. 2.30 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG) 3.30 Left Off The Map. (R) 4.00 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful.

(PG) 5.00 10 News First.

6.00 The Drum.

7.00 ABC News.

7.30 Gardening Australia. Costa learns about bushfire recovery.

8.30 Miniseries: Des. (Mal) Part 1 of 3. In 1983, a grisly discovery alerts British police to a serial killer, who has operated under their noses for years.

9.20 Miniseries: Capital.

(Ms, R) Part 1 of 4.

10.05 The Capture. (Final, Mlv, R) Carey teams up with Shaun Emery.

11.05 ABC Late News.

11.20 The Vaccine. (R) 11.40 Question Everything. (R) 12.10 Rosehaven. (Final, PG, R) 12.40 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv)

6.00 Mastermind Australia. (R) 6.30 SBS World News.

7.35 Death Of The Pyramids.

(PG) A look at why ancient Egyptians abandoned pyramids.

8.30 World’s Most Extraordinary Homes: Norway. (PG) Piers and Caroline head to Norway.

9.35 The Queen’s Mother In Law. (R) Explores the life of Princess Alice.

10.30 SBS World News Late.

11.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. (Mals, R) 11.55 The Eagle. (MA15+av, R) 4.10 VICE Guide To Film. (MA15+ans, R) 5.00 France 24 Feature. 5.15 NHK World English News. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News.

6.00 Seven News.

7.00 Better Homes And Gardens.

Melissa King helps spruce up a garden.

8.30 MOVIE: X-Men: Dark Phoenix.

(2019, Malv) After a mishap, Jean Grey is struck by a mysterious cosmic force which she absorbs into her body, turning her increasingly powerful and unstable and ultimately a liability for the X-Men. James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Sophie Turner.

10.50 To Be Advised.

12.20 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. (Mv, R) The team gets a lead.

1.20 Travel Oz. (PG, R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Million Dollar Minute. (R) 5.00 NBC Today.

6.00 Nine News.

7.00 A Current Affair.

7.30 Footy Show Grand Final Eve: My Room Telethon. (Ml) The show joins forces with My Room Children’s Cancer Charity on the eve of the Grand Final. Hosted by Tony Jones.

10.30 MOVIE: Semi-Pro. (2008, Mls, R) A basketball team tries to avoid dissolution. Will Ferrell, Woody Harrelson.

12.30 Tipping Point. (PG, R) Hosted by Ben Shephard.

1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Global Shop. (R) 4.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 5.30 A Current Affair.

6.30 The Project. Special guest is Miguel Maestre.

7.30 The Living Room. A mother of four, who gives her all to kids with special needs, gets a spring-themed makeover.

8.30 To Be Advised.

9.30 The Graham Norton Show.

(M, R) Graham Norton chats with Ewan McGregor, Miley Cyrus, Ashley Banjo, Shirley Ballas and Frank Skinner.

11.10 Nick Cody: Live At The Enmore. (MA15+l, R) A performance by comedian Nick Cody.

12.10 The Project. (R) 1.10 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R)

ABC COMEDY (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.15pm Odd Squad. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 Hard Quiz. 8.30 RCO: Järvi Conducts Mozart And Schumann. 9.50 Gruen. 10.25 Doctor Who. 11.20 Art Works. 11.45 Brush With Fame.

12.15am Live At The Apollo. 1.00 QI. 1.35 Would I Lie To You? 2.05 30 Rock. 2.25 Reno 911! 2.50 Friday Night Dinner. 3.15 Mock The Week. 3.45 Close. 5.00 Rainbow Chicks. 5.05 Late Programs.

SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch.

Noon RocKwiz. 12.50 Butter Lamp. 1.10 Mimi.

1.30 Yokayi Footy. 2.35 Over The Black Dot. 3.35 WorldWatch. 5.00 Takeshi’s Castle Indonesia.

5.30 Shortland Street. 6.00 Forged In Fire. 6.55 Jeopardy! 7.30 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown.

8.30 Hoarders. 9.20 Monica And Sex. (Premiere) 10.20 Reset. 11.50 News. 12.15am MOVIE: The Death Of Stalin. (2017, MA15+) 2.15 Late Programs.

7TWO (72)

6am Morning Programs.

8.00 Harry’s Practice. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute.

9.30 NBC Today. Noon House Of Wellness. 1.00 Million Dollar Minute. 2.00 Better Homes. 3.30 Medical Emergency. 4.30 M*A*S*H. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Border Security: International. 8.30 My Impossible House.

9.30 Selling Houses Australia. 10.30 Charlie Luxton’s Homes By The Sea. 11.40 Late Programs.

9GEM (92) 6am Morning Programs.

11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Animal Tales. 1.00 Days Of Our Lives. 1.55 The Young And The Restless.

2.50 MOVIE: The 14. (1973) 5.00 The Great Migration. 6.00 Antiques Roadshow. 7.00 Rugby League. NRL. Second Preliminary Final. South Sydney Rabbitohs v Manly Sea Eagles. 9.45 NRL Finals Footy Post-Match. 10.30 MOVIE: Shooter.

(2007, MA15+) 1am Late Programs.

10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 Seinfeld. 8.00 Becker.

9.00 The Middle. 10.00 Frasier. 11.00 The Big Bang Theory. Noon The King Of Queens. 1.00 Becker.

1.30 Seinfeld. 2.30 The Unicorn. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends.

8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 Friends. 11.30 Big Bang. Midnight Shopping. 1.30 Mom. 2.00 Late Programs.

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SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am

7MATE (73) 6am Fishing And Adventure. 6.30 The Fishing Show. 7.30 Creek To Coast. 8.00 American Pickers. 9.00 Demolition NZ. 10.00 America’s Game: The Super Bowl Champions. 11.00 A Football Life. Noon Picked Off. 1.00 Storage Wars. 1.30 Pawn Stars. 3.00 Cricket.

Women’s One Day International Series. Australia v India. Game 2. 10.00 MOVIE: Transporter 3. (2008, M) 12.10am Late Programs.

9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs.

Noon The Incredible Hulk. 1.00 Airwolf. 2.00 A1: Highway Patrol. 3.00 Malcolm. 3.30 The Nanny.

4.00 3rd Rock From The Sun. 4.30 That ’70s Show.

5.00 Malcolm. 5.30 Children’s Programs. 5.40 MOVIE: Spy Kids. (2001, PG) 7.30 MOVIE: The Last Airbender. (2010, PG) 9.30 MOVIE: Van Helsing.

(2004, M) Midnight Love Island USA. 1.00 The Bi Life. 2.00 Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping.

8.00 Mega Mechanics. 9.00 Diagnosis Murder.

10.00 JAG. Noon Truck Hunters. 1.00 Star Trek.

3.00 Diagnosis Murder. 5.00 JAG. 7.00 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 Law & Order: SVU. 11.30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 12.30am Home Shopping. 2.00 Elementary. 3.00 JAG. 4.00 NCIS. 5.00 Diagnosis Murder.

6am Morning Programs.

1.35pm Clinton’s Walk For Justice. 2.00 On The Road. 3.00 Jarjums. 5.00 Shortland Street. 5.30 Chefs’ Line. 6.00 Cooking Hawaiian Style. 6.30 Kriol Kitchen. 7.00 NITV News: Nula. 7.30 Red Dirt Riders. 7.45 MOVIE: Arthur And The Two Worlds War. (2010, PG) 9.35 First Nations Bedtime Stories.

9.45 Etthen Heldeli: Caribou Eaters. 10.40 Late Programs.

The Falcons. (2018, PG, Icelandic) 6.55 My Brilliant Career. (1979) 8.50 Wadjda. (2012, PG, Arabic) 10.35 Love And Friendship. (2016, PG) 12.15pm Little Men. (2016, PG) 1.50 Growing Up Smith.

(2015, PG) 3.45 Believe. (2013, PG) 5.35 The Young Victoria. (2009, PG) 7.35 Mum’s List. (2016, M) 9.30 The Girl Who Kicked The Hornet’s Nest. (2009, MA15+, Swedish) 12.10am Late Programs.

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Saturday, September 25 ABC TV (2)

SBS (3)

SEVEN (7)

NINE (9)

TEN (10)

6.00 Rage. (PG) 7.00 Weekend Breakfast.

10.00 Rage. (PG) 12.00 ABC News At Noon.

12.30 Grand Designs: The Street. (PG, R) 1.20 Restoration Australia. (PG, R) 2.25 The School That Tried To End Racism. (PG, R) 3.30 Further Back In Time For Dinner. (PG, R) 4.45 Landline.

5.15 Rick Stein’s Road To Mexico. (R) 6.15 The Repair Shop. (R) Two teddy bears are restored.

7.00 ABC News. Takes a look at today’s top stories.

7.30 The Durrells. (Final, Ms) The island realises it can’t ignore the rumblings of war.

8.20 The Trial Of Christine Keeler.

(Final, Mal) In the fallout of Stephen’s trial, Christine is arrested for perjury. John Profumo seeks to rebuild his reputation.

9.20 The Newsreader. (Final, Ml, R) With Helen still reeling from Dale’s revelation, reports emerge of a nuclear accident in Chernobyl.

10.15 Miniseries: Roadkill.

(Final, Mls, R) Part 4 of 4.

11.15 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv)

6.00 WorldWatch. 9.30 Greek News. 10.30 German News. 11.00 Spanish News. 11.30 Turkish News. 12.00 Arabic News F24. 12.30 ABC America: World News Tonight. 1.00 PBS NewsHour. 2.00 Gymnastics. European Championships. Artistic Gymnastics. 4.45 QE2: The World’s Most Luxurious Hotel.

(PGa, R) 5.35 Cheating Hitler: Surviving The Holocaust. (Premiere, PG) 6.30 SBS World News.

7.30 Battle Of Britain: 3 Days To Save The UK. (Premiere, M) Part 1 of 3.

8.30 Celebrity Mastermind.

(PG) The four winners from the first rounds battle it out for the coveted Celebrity Mastermind title.

9.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. (Mals, R) Game show, featuring Stephen Mangan and Brett Domino Trio. Hosted by Jimmy Carr.

11.20 Feast To Save The Planet. (PG, R) 12.20 Miniseries: Deep Water. (Malv, R) 4.25 VICE Guide To Film. (Madlv, R) 4.50 Destination Flavour: Japan Bitesize. (R) 5.00 France 24 Feature. 5.15 NHK World English News. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News.

6.00 NBC Today. News and current affairs.

7.00 Weekend Sunrise. The latest news, sport and weather.

10.00 Armchair Experts. (PG) Experts discuss all things AFL. 12.00 AFL Grand Final Day: Road To The Grand Final.

2.00 AFL Grand Final Pre-Game.

5.45 Seven News.

6.15 Football. AFL. Grand final.

Melbourne v Western Bulldogs.

From Optus Stadium, Perth.

10.30 AFL Grand Final Post-Game.

Post-match analysis of the AFL Grand Final.

11.30 To Be Advised.

1.00 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. (Mv, R) As Fitz and Simmons race to find a way to seal the rift, they are faced with one of their greatest fears manifested.

2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Get Clever. (R) Educational kids’ program in which the wonders of maths and science are explored.

5.00 House Of Wellness. (PG, R) Luke Darcy, Jo Stanley and Luke Hines look at locations that highlight living well.

6.00 Animal Tales. (PG) 7.00 Weekend Today.

10.00 Today Extra: Saturday. (PG) 12.00 Rivals.

12.30 Destination WA. 1.00 Travel Guides. (PGl, R) 2.00 The Garden Gurus.

2.30 Getaway. (PG) 3.00 Rugby League. NRL. First Preliminary Final. Melbourne Storm v Penrith Panthers.

6.00 Nine News Saturday.

7.00 A Current Affair.

7.30 Rugby Union. The Rugby Championship. Round 5. Australia v Argentina.

10.00 The Rugby Championship Post-Match. A post-match wrap-up.

10.30 MOVIE: Triple 9.

(2016, MA15+lv, R) An unsuspecting rookie foils a heist. Casey Affleck.

12.40 Australia’s Top Ten Of Everything. (PG, R) 1.30 A Current Affair.

2.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 Global Shop. (R) 5.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 5.30 Wesley Impact With Stu Cameron. (PG)

6am Morning Programs. 7.30 Escape Fishing.

(R) 8.00 4x4 Adventures. (R) 9.00 Taste Of Australia. (R) 9.30 St10. (PG) 12.00 The Living Room. (R) 1.00 The Dog House. (PG, R) 2.00 Everyday Gourmet. (R) 2.30 Jamie’s Easy Meals For Every Day. (R) 3.00 What’s Up Down Under. 3.30 Roads Less Travelled. (PG, R) 4.00 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 4.30 Taste Of Australia. (R) 5.00 News.

6.00 Jamie’s Easy Meals For Every Day. Jamie Oliver reinvents family favourites.

6.30 Bondi Rescue. (PGal, R) Two people are endangered by a miscommunication.

7.00 The Dog House. (PG, R) Dogs are matched with companions.

8.00 Ambulance. An asylum seeker struggling with isolation causes concern for the whole service.

10.00 FBI: Most Wanted. (Mv, R) After a hacker causes a car crash that kills a family of three, the team races to hunt him down.

12.00 NCIS. (Mv, R) Ziva surprises Gibbs with a cryptic warning.

2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 5.00 Hour Of Power.

ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.15pm Sir Mouse. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 QI. 8.30 Live At The Apollo. 9.15 The Stand Up Sketch Show. 9.40 Sammy J. 9.45 Whose Line Is It Anyway? (Final) 10.05 Penn & Teller: Fool Us. 10.50 Everything’s Gonna Be Okay. 11.30 Would I Lie To You? Midnight Unprotected Sets. 12.30 Escape From The City. 1.30 Arj Barker: Get In My Head. 2.30 Late Programs.

SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch.

Noon Letterkenny. 1.30 Black Lives Matter: A Global Reckoning. 2.20 The Truth About Racism.

3.25 WorldWatch. 4.50 Seconds From Disaster.

6.40 American Runestone: A Viking Mystery. (Final) 7.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine. 8.30 The X-Files. 9.30 Cycling. UCI Road World Championships. Women’s Elite Road Race. Antwerp to Leuven. 1am Dateline.

1.30 Insight. 2.30 France 24. 3.00 Late Programs.

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6am Home Shopping. 8.30 Travel Oz. 10.00 Weekender. 10.30 Creek To Coast.

11.00 House Of Wellness. Noon Horse Racing.

Golden Rose Day. 5.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue. 5.30 Charlie Luxton’s Homes By The Sea. 6.30 Martin Clunes: Islands Of Australia. 7.30 The Yorkshire Vet. 8.30 Escape To The Country. 11.30 Martin Clunes: Islands Of Australia. 12.30am The Fine Art Auction.

3.30 Late Programs.

9GEM (92) 6am Newstyle Direct. 6.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 10.00 My Favorite Martian. 10.30 The Baron. 11.30 The Avengers.

12.30pm MOVIE: Nurse On Wheels. (1963) 2.15 MOVIE: Laxdale Hall. (1953) 3.50 MOVIE: The Lone Gun. (1954, PG) 5.20 MOVIE: The Bridges At TokoRi. (1954) 7.30 MOVIE: He’s Just Not That Into You. (2009, M) 10.05 MOVIE: Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past.

(2009, M) Midnight Late Programs.

10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 6.50 The King Of Queens.

7.50 Becker. 8.50 The Middle. 9.40 Frasier. 10.40 To Be Advised. 2pm The Neighborhood. 3.00 Friends. 6.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.45 2 Broke Girls. 10.45 The Conners. 11.45 The Big Bang Theory. 12.10am Home Shopping. 1.40 Crazy ExGirlfriend. 3.30 Friends. 4.30 Home Shopping.

NITV (34)

SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am Love

7MATE (73) 6am Morning Programs.

1pm Blokesworld. 1.30 The Food Dude. 2.00 Heavy Rescue: 401. 3.15 Rides Down Under: Workshop Wars. 4.15 Storage Wars Canada. 4.45 Graveyard Carz. 5.45 AFL Grand Final Pre-Game. 6.15 Dirty Rotten Survival. 7.15 Cities Of The Underworld.

8.15 Secrets Of The World’s Super Skyscrapers.

9.30 Building Giants. 10.30 Mysteries Of The Abandoned. 11.30 Late Programs.

9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs.

1.30pm MOVIE: My Little Pony: Rainbow Roadtrip.

(2019) 2.45 Malcolm. 3.45 MOVIE: Journey To The Centre Of The Earth. (2008, PG) 5.45 MOVIE: Abominable. (2019) 7.30 MOVIE: The Great Wall.

(2016, M) 9.30 MOVIE: Star Trek Beyond. (2016, M) Midnight Young, Dumb And Banged Up In The Sun. 1.00 Mexican Dynasties. 2.00 Social Fabric. 2.30 Surfing Australia TV. 3.00 Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping.

9.00 Soccer. Women’s International Friendly.

Australia v Ireland. Replay. 11.30 Bondi Rescue.

Noon JAG. 2.00 One Strange Rock. 3.00 Pat Callinan’s 4x4 Adventures. 4.00 Truck Hunters.

4.30 iFish. 5.00 Reel Action. 5.30 Scorpion. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 NCIS: New Orleans. 10.20 Blue Bloods.

11.20 CSI. 1.10am Late Programs.

6am Morning Programs.

1pm Sasquatch’n. 1.45 Road Open. 1.55 Rugby Union. SA Premier Grade. 3.25 Rugby Union.

WA Premier Grade. 4.55 Indian Country Today.

5.25 News. 5.55 NITV News: Nula. 6.30 Yokayi Footy. 7.30 NITV News Update. 7.40 Through The Wormhole With Morgan Freeman. 8.30 MOVIE: The Final Quarter. (2019, PG) 9.55 MOVIE: Manganinnie. (1980, PG) 11.25 Late Programs.

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And Friendship. (2016, PG) 7.40 Believe. (2013, PG) 9.30 The Young Victoria. (2009, PG) 11.30 My Brilliant Career. (1979) 1.25pm Wadjda. (2012, PG, Arabic) 3.10 Toast. (2010, PG) 4.55 Little Men. (2016, PG) 6.30 1982. (2019, PG, Arabic) 8.30 A Royal Affair. (2012, M, Danish) 11.00 Bad Genius.

(2017, M, Thai) 1.20am Late Programs.

22 September 2021

Sunday, September 26 ABC (2)

6.00 Rage. (PG) 7.00 Weekend Breakfast.

9.00 Insiders. 10.00 Offsiders. 10.30 World This Week. (R) 11.00 Compass. (PGa, R) 11.30 Praise. (R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 12.30 Landline. 1.30 Gardening Aust. (R) 2.30 Rick Stein’s Road To Mexico. (R) 3.30 Todd Sampson’s Life On The Line. (PG, R) 4.00 Secrets Of The Museum. (R) 5.00 Art Works.

(PG, R) 5.30 Antiques Roadshow.

6.00 WorldWatch. 10.30 German News.

11.00 Spanish News. 11.30 Turkish News.

12.00 Arabic News F24. 12.30 ABC America: World News Tonight. 1.00 Speedweek. 3.00 Cycling. The Power Of The Pedal. Highlights.

4.00 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (R) 4.05 Going Places With Ernie Dingo. (R) 4.35 Mission Galapagos. (R) 5.35 Cheating Hitler: Surviving The Holocaust. (PG)

6.00 To Be Advised. 7.00 Weekend Sunrise.

10.00 The Morning Show: Weekend. (PG) 12.00 House Of Wellness. (PG, R) 1.00 Better Homes And Gardens. (R) 2.00 Football. AFL. Grand final.

Melbourne v Western Bulldogs. Replay.

5.00 Seven News At 5.

5.30 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line. (PG, R)

6.00 Animal Tales. (PG) 7.00 Weekend Today.

10.00 The AFL Sunday Footy Show. (PG) 12.00 Sports Sunday. (PG) 1.00 The Xtreme CollXtion. (PG, R) 1.30 Ultimate Rush. (PGl, R) 2.00 MOVIE: Middle School: The Worst Years Of My Life. (2016, PGal, R) Griffin Gluck, Lauren Graham, Alexa Nisenson. 4.00 The Block. (PGl, R) 5.00 News: First At Five. 5.30 Postcards. (PG)

NINE (9)

TEN (10)

6.30 Back Roads. (PG, R) 7.00 ABC News Sunday.

7.40 Restoration Australia: Baddeley.

(Return) Hosted by Anthony Burke.

8.40 Fires. (Premiere, Mal) Lighting strikes start what is to become a treacherous summer for a pair of young volunteer firefighters.

9.30 We Hunt Together.

(Premiere, MA15+al) Two troubled individuals go on a murder spree.

10.20 Les Norton. (Mdlnsv, R) 11.10 Silent Witness. (Mav, R) 12.15 MOVIE: Dark Place. (2019, MA15+alv, R) Clarence Ryan, Bernard Curry, Hugh Sheridan. 1.30 Pine Gap. (Mls, R) 3.25 Rage.

(MA15+adhlnsv) 5.00 Insiders. (R)

6.30 SBS World News.

7.30 Inside Central Station: Lidcombe Self Harm. (M) Narrated by Shane Jacobson.

8.30 Australia Uncovered: Bowraville Murders. (M) Traces the battle for justice waged by the families of three Aboriginal children murdered in a rural town.

10.15 Russia: 1000 Years Of History. (PGa, R) 12.00 24 Hours In Emergency. (Ma, R) 12.55 John Pilger: The Dirty War On The NHS. (Mal, R) 2.55 Sinkholes: Deadly Drops. (PG) 3.50 VICE Guide To Film. (MA15+alv, R) 4.45 Destination Flavour: Japan Bitesize. (R) 5.00 France 24 Feature. 5.15 NHK World English News. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News.

6.00 Seven News.

7.00 7NEWS: Disappearance Of William Tyrrell.

8.30 Miniseries: Manhunt: The Night Stalker. (Malv) Part 1 of 4. Police pursue a notorious serial burglar and rapist known as the “Night Stalker”.

9.30 The Real ‘Des’: The Dennis Nilsen Story. (MA15+av) Narrated by David Tennant.

10.30 The Real Manhunter. (Madv) 11.30 The Blacklist. (Mv) 12.30 Orange Is The New Brown. (Mls, R) 1.00 Air Crash Investigation. (PG, R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 3.30 Million Dollar Minute. (R) 4.00 NBC Today. 5.00 Seven Early News.

5.30 Sunrise.

6.00 Nine News.

7.00 The Block. (PGl) 8.30 60 Minutes. Current affairs program, investigating, analysing and uncovering the issues affecting all Australians.

9.30 Nine News Late. A look at the latest news and events.

10.00 The First 48: Closing Time/Family Matters. (Mav) 11.00 Prison Girls: Life Inside. (MA15+adlv, R) 11.50 Dr Christian Jessen Will See You Now. (MA15+as) 12.40 The Garden Gurus. (R) 1.05 The Xtreme CollXtion. (PG, R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 4.00 Take Two. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.

6.30 The Sunday Project.

A look at the day’s news.

7.30 The Masked Singer Australia.

Dannii Minogue, Urzila Carlson, Jackie O and Dave Hughes try to guess a celebrity singer’s identity.

8.40 Young Talent Time Unmasked. Takes a look at Young Talent Time, with guests Johnny Young, Tina Arena and Dannii Minogue.

9.40 FBI. (MA15+v, R) Maggie and OA team up with FBI’s Fugitives Department to track down a man wanted for murder.

11.30 The Sunday Project. (R) A look at the day’s news.

12.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.

ABC COMEDY (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.15pm Sir Mouse. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 Compass. 8.30 Louis Theroux: Under The Knife. 9.30 The School That Tried To End Racism. 10.30 To Be Advised. 11.30 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces. 12.20am Unprotected Sets.

12.50 Ghosts. 3.40 News Update. 3.45 Close. 5.00 Rainbow Chicks. 5.05 Miffy’s Adventures Big And Small. 5.15 Late Programs.

SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch.

Noon Bloodlock. 12.30 North To South: NZ’s Wildest Journey. 3.55 WorldWatch. 4.20 The Point. 4.50 The Orville. 6.40 Planet Expedition.

7.40 The UnXplained With William Shatner. 8.30 Life And Death Row. 9.30 Cycling. UCI Road World Championships. Men’s Elite Individual Road Race.

1.20am I Was A Teenage Felon. (Final) 2.10 The Therapist. 2.40 France 24. 3.00 Late Programs.

7TWO (72)

6am Morning Programs.

10.00 House Of Wellness. 11.00 The Great Australian Doorstep. 11.30 My Road To Adventure.

Noon Escape To The Country. 1.00 To Be Advised.

1.30 DVine Living. 2.15 MOVIE: Ben-Hur. (1959, PG) 7.00 Border Security. 8.30 Chris Tarrant’s Extreme Railway Journeys. 9.30 Mighty Trains.

10.30 Coastal Railways With Julie Walters. 11.30 Late Programs.

9GEM (92)

6am Morning Programs. 7.30 In Touch. 8.00 Beyond Today. 8.30 The Incredible Journey. 9.00 TV Shop. 10.00 My Favorite Martian.

10.30 Garden Gurus. 11.00 Getaway. 11.30 NRL Sunday Footy Show. 1.30pm MOVIE: The Ghost Of St. Michael’s. (1941, PG) 3.15 MOVIE: Comanche.

(1956, PG) 5.05 MOVIE: Shane. (1953) 7.30 Death In Paradise. 8.40 Coroner. 9.40 Chicago P.D. 10.40 Late Programs.

10 PEACH (11) 6am Seatbelt Psychic.

7.00 The Neighborhood. 8.00 The Middle. 9.00 Neighbours. 11.00 To Be Advised. 1.30pm Jamie’s Easy Meals For Every Day. 2.00 The Dog House.

3.00 Friends. 6.00 The Big Bang Theory. 8.30 The Neighborhood. 9.30 2 Broke Girls. 11.30 Mom. Midnight Home Shopping. 1.30 2 Broke Girls. 2.30 Friends. 4.30 Home Shopping.

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SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am

7MATE (73) 6am Heavy Lifting. 7.00 The Fishing Show. 8.00 Creek To Coast. 8.30 Fishing. Australian Championships. AFC VIII. 9.30 River To Reef: Retro. 10.00 Cricket. Women’s One Day International Series. Australia v India. Game 3. 5pm MOVIE: Batman Returns. (1992, PG) 7.35 MOVIE: Fast & Furious. (2009, M) 9.45 MOVIE: Fast Five. (2011, M) 12.35am Blokesworld. 1.05 A Football Life. 2.00 Late Programs.

9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs.

8.00 MOVIE: Barbie Big City Big Dreams. (2021) 9.20 Children’s Programs. 1.30pm Rivals. 2.00 Peaking. 2.50 Soapbox Racing. Red Bull Series.

Replay. 3.50 Race Across The World. 5.05 MOVIE: Babe: Pig In The City. (1998) 7.00 MOVIE: The Secret Life Of Pets 2. (2019, PG) 8.40 MOVIE: Transformers: Dark Of The Moon. (2011, M) 11.45 Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Morning Programs.

8.30 Reel Action. 9.00 Snap Happy. 9.30 Escape Fishing. 10.00 Roads Less Travelled. 10.30 The Doctors. 11.30 Scorpion. 1.30pm Bondi Rescue.

2.00 The Offroad Adventure Show. 3.00 All 4 Adventure. 4.00 Truck Hunters. 4.30 What’s Up Down Under. 5.00 I Fish. 5.30 Bondi Rescue. 6.00 JAG. 7.00 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 9.25 NCIS: Los Angeles. 10.20 48 Hours. 11.20 Late Programs.

6am Morning Programs.

8.45 Wapos Bay. 9.05 Kagagi. 9.30 Bushwhacked!

10.00 Wkfl Women. 11.15 Football. QAFL. 1pm Rugby League. NRL NT. 2.30 Football. NT Women’s Premier League. 4.30 Ice Hockey. SA Premier League. 5.45 African News. 6.00 NITV News: Nula.

6.30 Art + Soul. 7.30 NITV News Update. 7.40 First Footprints. 8.40 The Infinite Race. 10.00 Saving Seagrass. 10.30 Going Places. 11.30 Late Programs.

SBS (3)

The Young Victoria. (2009, PG) 8.00 Walking On Sunshine. (2014, PG) 9.50 Little Men. (2016, PG) 11.25 1982. (2019, PG, Arabic) 1.25pm Believe.

(2013, PG) 3.15 Little Nicolas. (2009, PG, French) 4.55 White Lion. (2010, PG) 6.35 Hunt For The Wilderpeople. (2016, PG) 8.30 Vice. (2018, MA15+) 10.55 Just A Breath Away. (2018, M, French) 12.30am Late Programs.

SEVEN (7)

6am Morning Programs. 8.00 Roads Less Travelled. (R) 8.30 Waltzing Jimeoin. (PGal, R) 9.00 Destination Dessert. (Return) 9.30 St10. (PG) 12.00 To Be Advised. 1.00 Three Veg And Meat. (R) 1.30 Healthy Homes Aust.

2.00 Everyday Gourmet. (R) 2.30 My Market Kitchen. (R) 3.00 GCBC. (R) 3.30 Roads Less Travelled. 4.00 Waltzing Jimeoin. (PGal) 4.30 Taste Of Australia. 5.00 News.

Monday, September 27 ABC TV (2)

SBS (3)

SEVEN (7)

NINE (9)

TEN (10)

6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Landline. (R) 11.00 Restoration Australia. (R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon.

1.00 The Durrells. (Final, Ms, R) 2.00 Miniseries: Des. (Mal, R) 3.00 ABC News Afternoons.

4.05 The Repair Shop. (R) 5.05 Grand Designs Australia. (R) 6.00 The Drum.

7.00 ABC News.

7.30 7.30.

8.00 Australian Story.

8.30 Four Corners. Investigative journalism program.

9.15 Media Watch. (PG) Hosted by Paul Barry.

9.35 China Tonight. A look at current affairs from China.

10.05 Road To Now. (Malv, R) 11.00 ABC Late News. 11.15 The Business. (R) 11.35 The School That Tried To End Racism.

(PG, R) 12.35 We Hunt Together. (MA15+al, R) 1.25 Miniseries: Roadkill. (Mls, R) 2.20 Victoria. (R) 3.10 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.25 The Drum. (R) 5.25 7.30. (R)

6.00 WorldWatch. 11.00 Spanish News. 11.30 Turkish News. 12.00 Arabic News F24. 12.30 ABC America: World News Tonight. 1.00 Al Jazeera News. 2.00 Inside Central Station.

(M, R) 3.00 Going Places With Ernie Dingo.

(R) 3.30 Destination Flavour China Bitesize.

(R) 3.35 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw. (PG, R) 4.05 The Supervet. (PG) 5.00 Jeopardy! (PG) 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R) 6.00 Mastermind Australia. (R) 6.30 SBS World News.

7.30 The Assassination Of JFK: Ten Mistakes. (M) 8.30 Secret Scotland: Argyll And Bute. (PG) Susan travels to Argyll and Bute.

9.25 24 Hours In Emergency: Someone To Talk To. (M) A 76-year-old is rushed to St George’s.

10.20 SBS World News Late.

10.50 Outlier. (MA15+l) 11.40 An Ordinary Woman. (Mal, R) 2.15 Free Solo. (Ml, R) 4.10 Huang’s World. (Ml, R) 5.00 France 24 Feature. 5.15 NHK World English News. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News.

6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News.

12.00 MOVIE: Marrying Mr. Darcy. (2018, PG) 2.00 Harbour Cops. (PGa, R) 2.30 Coastwatch Oz. (PG, R) 3.00 The Chase.

4.00 Seven News At 4.

5.00 The Chase Australia.

6.00 Seven News.

7.00 Home And Away. (PGs) 7.30 SAS Australia. (Maln) The recruits face a terrifying test of fear.

8.45 MOVIE: Terminator: Dark Fate.

(2019, MA15+v) A cyborg and a seasoned female warrior team up to stop the death of a young woman. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton, Mackenzie Davis.

11.25 Station 19. (Ma) Dr Diane Lewis counsels the team.

12.30 The Passage. (Mhv, R) 1.30 The Real Seachange. (R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today.

5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.

6.00 Today.

9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News.

12.00 The Block. (PGl, R) 1.30 Getaway. (PG, R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News.

5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat.

6.00 Nine News.

7.00 A Current Affair.

7.30 The Block. (PGl) Hosted by Scott Cam. 8.50 Under Investigation: Girl In The Chute. (Ma) Presenter Liz Hayes takes a look at the 1986 murder of 24-year-old Phoebe Handsjuk.

9.50 To Be Advised.

10.50 Nine News Late.

11.20 The Arrangement. (Malsv) 12.10 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 1.00 A Current Affair. (R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 2.30 Global Shop. (R) 3.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Take Two. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition.

5.30 Today.

6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PG, R) 8.00 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGal, R) 1.00 To Be Advised. 2.10 Entertainment Tonight.

2.30 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG) 3.30 Left Off The Map. (R) 4.00 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield.

4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PGs) 5.00 10 News First.

6.30 The Project.

7.30 The Masked Singer Australia.

Hosted by Osher Günsberg.

8.45 Have You Been Paying Attention? (Malns) Celebrity panelists compete to see who can remember the most about events of the week.

9.45 Just For Laughs Uncut.

(MA15+ls) Hosted by Nikki Osborne.

10.15 Just For Laughs. (Mdls, R) Hosted by Tommy Little.

10.45 Becky Lucas: Live At Enmore Cafe. (MA15+ls, R) 11.45 The Project. (R) 12.45 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) 1.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.

ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.15pm Odd Squad. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 QI. 8.30 David Attenborough’s Micro Monsters. (Final) 9.25 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces. 10.10 Doctor Who. 11.00 How To Live Younger. Midnight QI. 12.30 30 Rock. 12.50 Reno 911! 1.15 This Time With Alan Partridge. 4.10 News Update. 4.15 Close. 5.00 Rainbow Chicks. 5.05 Late Programs.

SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch.

Noon The X-Files. 2.30 Crossbow. 2.45 New Girl.

3.40 WorldWatch. 5.00 Takeshi’s Castle Indonesia.

5.30 Shortland Street. 6.00 Forged In Fire. 6.55 Jeopardy! 7.30 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown.

8.30 Taskmaster. 9.25 Hypothetical. 10.20 Lost For Words. 11.20 Me And My Mental Illness. 12.15am Adam Looking For Eve. 1.05 The X-Files. 2.45 France 24. 3.00 Late Programs.

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6am Morning Programs.

8.00 Harry’s Practice. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute.

9.30 NBC Today. 10.30 My Road To Adventure.

11.00 Mighty Trains. Noon House Of Wellness. 1.00 Million Dollar Minute. 2.00 To Be Advised. 3.00 Sydney Weekender. 3.30 Medical Emergency. 4.30 M*A*S*H. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Doc Martin. 8.30 The Inspector Lynley Mysteries. 10.30 Cold Case. 11.30 Late Programs.

9GEM (92) 6am TV Shop. 7.00 Creflo.

7.30 TV Shop. 9.30 Newstyle Direct. 10.00 Danoz.

10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon The Great Migration. 1.00 Days Of Our Lives.

1.55 The Young And The Restless. 2.50 Antiques Roadshow. 3.20 MOVIE: The Man Upstairs. (1958, PG) 5.10 Waterhole: Africa’s Animal Oasis. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 Poirot. 8.40 Agatha Christie’s Marple. 10.40 Late Programs.

10 PEACH (11) 6am The Big Bang Theory. 7.00 Friends. 9.00 The 74th Annual Tony Awards. 1pm Seatbelt Psychic. 2.00 The Big Bang Theory. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker.

5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 Seinfeld.

11.00 The Unicorn. 11.30 The Conners. Midnight Shopping. 1.30 Stephen Colbert. 2.30 James Corden. 3.30 Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. 4.30 Shopping.

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SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am

7MATE (73)

9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs.

Noon The Incredible Hulk. 1.00 Airwolf. 2.00 A1: Highway Patrol. 3.00 Malcolm. 4.00 Children’s Programs. 5.00 Malcolm. 6.00 The Nanny. 6.30 3rd Rock From The Sun. 7.00 That ’70s Show. 7.30 RBT. 8.30 MOVIE: The Peacemaker. (1997, M) 11.00 Stunt Science. Midnight Love Island USA. 1.00 Dr Christian Jessen Will See You Now. 2.00 A1: Highway Patrol. 3.00 Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping.

8.00 The Doctors. 9.00 Demolition Down Under.

10.00 JAG. Noon Mega Mechanics. 1.00 Star Trek.

3.00 Diagnosis Murder. 5.00 JAG. 7.00 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 10.20 Motor Racing. Formula 1.

Race 15. Russian Grand Prix. Highlights. 11.20 Blue Bloods. 12.15am Home Shopping. 2.15 48 Hours.

3.15 Diagnosis Murder. 4.10 NCIS. 5.05 The Doctors.

6am Morning Programs.

1.30pm Art + Soul. 2.30 Lost Diamonds. 3.00 Jarjums. 4.30 Grace Beside Me. 5.00 Shortland Street. 5.30 Chefs’ Line. 6.00 The 77 Percent. 6.30 Kriol Kitchen. 7.00 Our Stories. 7.20 News. 7.30 Road Open. 7.40 Through The Wormhole With Morgan Freeman. 8.30 Karla Grant Presents. 9.00 Cold Justice. 10.00 News. 10.10 Te Ao With Moana.

10.40 Late Programs.

Wadjda. (2012, PG, Arabic) 6.30 1982. (2019, PG, Arabic) 8.30 White Lion. (2010, PG) 10.10 Toast.

(2010, PG) 11.55 A Royal Affair. (2012, M, Danish) 2.25pm Hunt For The Wilderpeople. (2016, PG) 4.20 Jour De Fete. (1949, French) 5.50 Walking On Sunshine. (2014, PG) 7.40 L.A. Story. (1991, M) 9.30 Amélie. (2001, M, French) 11.45 Borg Vs McEnroe.

(2017, M) 1.45am Late Programs.

6am Morning Programs.

11.00 A Football Life. Noon Picker Sisters. 12.30 Picked Off. 1.30 Great Lake Warriors. 2.30 Caught On Dashcam. 3.00 Demolition NZ. 3.30 Graveyard Carz. 4.30 7th Gear. (Premiere) 5.30 Storage Wars: TX. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 7.30 American Pickers. 8.30 MOVIE: The Enforcer.

(1976, MA15+) 10.35 MOVIE: Assassins. (1995, M) 1.20am Late Programs.

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22 September 2021

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Tuesday, September 28 ABC (2)

SBS (3)

SEVEN (7)

NINE (9)

TEN (10)

6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Four Corners. (R) 11.00 Antiques Roadshow. (R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.00 The Trial Of Christine Keeler.

(Final, Mal, R) 2.00 Victoria. (R) 3.00 ABC News Afternoons.

4.05 The Repair Shop. (R) 5.05 Grand Designs Australia. (PG, R)

6.00 WorldWatch. 11.00 Spanish News. 11.30 Turkish News. 12.00 Arabic News F24. 12.30 ABC America: World News Tonight. 1.00 PBS NewsHour. 2.00 Native America. (PG, R) 3.00 Going Places With Ernie Dingo. (R) 3.30 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw. (PG) 4.05 Greek Island Odyssey With Bettany Hughes. (PGavw, R) 5.05 Jeopardy! (PG) 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R)

6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News.

12.00 MOVIE: Lethal Vows.

(1999, PGad, R) 2.00 Harbour Cops. (PGa, R) 2.30 Coastwatch Oz. (PGa, R) 3.00 The Chase.

4.00 Seven News At 4.

5.00 The Chase Australia.

6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News.

12.00 The Block. (PGl, R) 1.20 Driving Test. (PGl, R) 1.50 Garden Gurus Moments. (R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News.

5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat.

6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PGs, R) 8.00 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGa, R) 1.00 To Be Advised. 2.15 Entertainment Tonight. 2.30 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG) 3.30 Left Off The Map. (R) 4.00 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful.

5.00 10 News First.

6.00 The Drum.

7.00 ABC News.

7.30 7.30.

8.00 Back To Nature: Red Earth Heart. (Final) Aaron and Holly visit Arrernte country.

8.30 The School That Tried To End Racism. (PG) Part 2 of 3.

9.30 How To Live Younger. Part 2 of 3.

10.30 ABC Late News.

10.45 The Business. (R) 11.00 Q+A. (R) 12.05 China Tonight. (R) 12.35 The Cult Of The Family. (Ma, R) 1.35 Victoria. (Final, Mv, R) 2.25 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.25 The Drum.

(R) 5.25 7.30. (R)

6.00 Mastermind Australia. (R) 6.30 SBS World News.

7.30 Great Alaskan Railroad Journeys: Ninilchik To Wasilla. (PG, R) 8.30 Insight. Presented by Kumi Taguchi.

9.30 The Feed. A weekly news and current affairs show.

10.30 SBS World News Late.

11.00 The Point. (R) 11.30 Cacciatore: The Hunter. (MA15+alsv) 12.40 The A Word. (Mals, R) 4.10 Huang’s World. (Ml, R) 5.00 France 24 Feature. 5.15 NHK World English News. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News.

6.00 Seven News.

7.00 Home And Away. (PGas) 7.30 SAS Australia. (Mal) The recruits tackle a backwards fall.

8.45 Australia: Now And Then.

(Mal) Part 3 of 4. Shane Jacobson and a panel of celebrities take a look at which generation of Aussies was the toughest.

9.45 S.W.A.T. (Mv) Hondo, Deacon, Tan and Hicks hunt a criminal in Japan.

10.45 The Latest: Seven News.

11.15 Station 19. (Ma) 12.15 The Real Dirty Dancing. (PGa, R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today. 5.00 Seven Early News.

5.30 Sunrise.

6.00 Nine News.

7.00 A Current Affair.

7.30 The Block. (PGl) Hosted by Scott Cam. 8.40 The Hundred With Andy Lee. Andy Lee is joined by a panel of comedians and 100 Aussies to explore the fun behind the facts.

9.40 Travel Guides. (PGl, R) Ordinary Australians become travel critics.

10.40 Nine News Late.

11.10 Reverie. (Mav) 12.05 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 1.00 A Current Affair. (R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Take Two. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition.

5.30 Today.

6.30 The Project. A look at the day’s news and events.

7.30 The Masked Singer Australia.

Hosted by Osher Günsberg.

8.40 The Cheap Seats. (Mal) Presenters Melanie Bracewell and Tim McDonald take a look at the week that was.

9.35 NCIS. (M, R) Flashbacks reveal the murder case that introduced young Gibbs to NCIS and his first meeting with Ducky.

10.35 NCIS: Los Angeles. (Ma, R) The team searches for a missing witness.

11.35 The Project. (R) 12.35 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) 1.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.

ABC COMEDY (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.15pm Odd Squad. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.30 To Be Advised. 9.10 Ghosts.

(Return) 9.40 This Time With Alan Partridge. 10.15 Rosehaven. (Final) 10.40 Doctor Who. 11.45 The Games. 12.15am Superwog. 12.40 W1A. 1.10 The Stand Up Sketch Show. 1.30 30 Rock. 1.50 Reno 911! 2.15 Adam Hills: The Last Leg. 3.00 Friday Night Dinner. 3.20 Mock The Week. 3.55 Late Programs.

SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch.

Noon The X-Files. 1.40 Inside The X-Files. 2.30 Vote Yes. 2.45 New Girl. 3.35 WorldWatch. 5.00 Takeshi’s Castle Indonesia. 5.30 Shortland Street.

6.00 Forged In Fire. 6.55 Jeopardy! 7.30 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. 8.30 Alone. 9.45 Unknown Amazon. 10.35 Fanatics: The Deep End. 11.00 VICE. 11.35 Detective Chinatown. 12.55am News. 1.20 VICE Investigates. 2.20 Late Programs.

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6am Home Shopping. 6.30 Under The Hammer. 7.00 Auction Squad. 8.00 Harry’s Practice. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. Noon House Of Wellness. 1.00 Million Dollar Minute. 2.00 To Be Advised. 3.00 Creek To Coast. 3.30 Medical Emergency. 4.30 M*A*S*H. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt.

7.30 Pie In The Sky. 8.30 Lewis. 10.30 One Lane Bridge. 11.30 Late Programs.

9GEM (92) 6am TV Shop. 7.00 Creflo.

7.30 TV Shop. 9.30 Newstyle Direct. 10.00 Danoz.

10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Poirot. 1.10 Days Of Our Lives. 2.05 The Young And The Restless. 3.00 Antiques Roadshow.

3.30 MOVIE: The Brain Machine. (1955, PG) 5.10 Waterhole: Africa’s Animal Oasis. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 New Tricks. 8.40 The Closer. 9.55 Rizzoli & Isles. 10.55 Late Programs.

10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 Seinfeld. 8.00 Becker.

9.00 The Middle. 10.00 Frasier. 11.00 Friends.

Noon The King Of Queens. 1.00 Becker. 1.30 Seinfeld. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker.

5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 Mom. 11.35 Frasier. Midnight Shopping. 1.30 Stephen Colbert. 2.30 Late Programs.

NITV (34)

SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am

7MATE (73) 6am Morning Programs.

11.00 A Football Life. Noon Picker Sisters. 12.30 Picked Off. 1.30 Great Lake Warriors. 2.30 Caught On Dashcam. 3.00 Graveyard Carz. 4.00 Fish’n With Mates. 4.30 The Mike & Cole Show. 5.00 Demolition NZ. 5.30 Storage Wars: TX. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 7.30 Highway Patrol. 8.30 Aussie Salvage Squad. 10.30 Outback Truckers. 11.30 Late Programs.

9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs.

Noon The Incredible Hulk. 1.00 Airwolf. 2.00 A1: Highway Patrol. 3.00 Malcolm. 3.30 The Nanny.

4.00 3rd Rock From The Sun. 4.30 That ’70s Show.

5.00 Malcolm. 6.00 The Nanny. 6.30 3rd Rock From The Sun. 7.00 That ’70s Show. 7.30 MOVIE: Killers. (2010, M) 9.30 MOVIE: Masterminds. (2016, M) 11.30 3rd Rock From The Sun. Midnight Love Island USA. 1.00 Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping.

8.00 Diagnosis Murder. 10.00 JAG. Noon Mega Mechanics. 1.00 Star Trek. 3.00 Diagnosis Murder.

5.00 JAG. 7.00 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 Blue Bloods. 10.25 NCIS: New Orleans. 12.15am Home Shopping. 2.15 MOVIE: Child’s Play. (2019, MA15+) 4.00 SEAL Team. 5.00 JAG.

6am Morning Programs.

12.30pm The Kimberley Man. 1.00 Bamay.

2.35 Urban Native Girl. 3.00 Wapos Bay. 3.25 Bushwhacked! 3.50 Bino And Fino. 4.00 Mustangs FC. 4.30 Grace Beside Me. 5.00 Shortland Street.

5.30 Chefs’ Line. 6.00 Cooking Hawaiian Style.

6.30 African American: Many Rivers To Cross. 7.30 The Point. 8.00 Living Black. 8.30 Chi-Town. 9.55 Jackie Robinson. 10.55 Late Programs.

Morning Programs. 9.05 Hunt For The Wilderpeople. (2016, PG) 11.00 Little Nicolas.

(2009, PG, French) 12.40pm Goodbye Mother.

(2019, M, Vietnamese) 2.45 White Lion. (2010, PG) 4.25 Belle And Sebastian 3. (2017, PG, French) 6.05 Hacker. (2019, PG, Danish) 7.50 Le Week-End. (2013, M) 9.30 Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

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9.00 Frayed. (Return, MA15+l) Sammy returns to London.

9.45 Would I Lie To You? The Unseen Bits. (PG, R) 10.20 Adam Hills: The Last Leg. (R) 11.00 ABC Late News. 11.15 The Business. (R) 11.30 Four Corners. (R) 12.20 Media Watch.

(PG, R) 12.35 Silent Witness. (Mav, R) 1.35 Adam Hills: The Last Leg. (R) 2.20 Rage.

(MA15+adhlnsv) 4.25 The Drum. (R) 5.25 7.30. (R)

6.00 WorldWatch. 11.00 Spanish News. 11.30 Turkish News. 12.00 Arabic News F24. 12.30 ABC America: World News Tonight. 1.00 PBS NewsHour. 2.00 Dateline. (R) 2.30 Insight.

(R) 3.30 Destination Flavour China Bitesize.

(R) 3.40 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw. (PG) 4.10 Greek Island Odyssey With Bettany Hughes. (PGasv, R) 5.05 Jeopardy! (PG) 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R) 6.00 Mastermind Australia. (R) 6.30 SBS World News.

7.35 Coastal Ireland with Adrian Dunbar. (PG) Part 1 of 2.

8.30 Lost For Words. (M) Part 2 of 3.

9.35 War Of The Worlds. (MA15+) Chloe hopes Sacha will return to the group.

10.30 SBS World News Late.

11.00 Hunters. (Ma) 11.50 The Killing. (Mlv, R) 2.00 VICE Guide To Film. (Malv, R) 2.50 Futsal. FIFA Futsal World Cup. First semi-final. 4.45 Destination Flavour: Japan Bitesize. (R) 5.00 France 24 Feature. 5.15 NHK World English News. 5.30 Deutsche Welle English News.

6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News.

12.00 MOVIE: Love’s Last Resort. (2017, PG) 2.00 Harbour Cops. (PGa, R) 2.30 Coastwatch Oz. (PG, R) 3.00 The Chase. (R) 4.00 Seven News At 4.

5.00 The Chase Australia.

6.00 Seven News.

7.00 Home And Away. (PGas) 7.30 SAS Australia. (Mal) 8.45 MOVIE: Jumanji: The Next Level. (2019, PGlv) A group of friends re-enter a dangerous adventure-based video game to rescue one of their own.

Dwayne Johnson, Kevin Hart, Jack Black.

11.15 The Latest: Seven News.

11.45 Chicago Fire. (Mav) 12.45 First Dates Australia. (PG, R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today.

5.00 Seven Early News.

5.30 Sunrise.

6.00 Today.

9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News.

12.00 The Block. (PGl, R) 1.00 The Hundred With Andy Lee. (R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News.

5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat.

6.00 Nine News.

7.00 A Current Affair.

7.30 The Block. (PGl) Hosted by Scott Cam. 8.40 Paramedics. (Ma) The fun ambulance helps seriously ill children escape from their daily challenges.

9.40 Kings Cross ER. (Mdm, R) A look at St Vincent’s Hospital’s ER. 10.40 Nine News Late.

11.10 Manson: The Lost Tapes. (MA15+av, R) 12.05 Pearson. (Premiere, Malv) 1.00 A Current Affair. (R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 2.30 Global Shop. (R) 3.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.

6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (R) 8.00 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGal, R) 1.00 To Be Advised. 2.10 Entertainment Tonight.

2.30 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG) 3.30 Left Off The Map. (R) 4.00 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield.

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7.30 Making It Australia. (PG) The makers are tasked with making a unique light fixture from second-hand materials.

9.00 Bull. (Ma, R) Bull and Chunk represent an emergency room doctor being sued for malpractice after she ignored direct orders to save one near-death patient in favour of helping another who was also critically injured.

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(2014, M) 10.10 Australia Uncovered: Bowraville Murders. 11.50 News. 12.15am Back To Life. 1.15 The Erectionman. 2.15 Late Programs.

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(1960, PG) 5.10 Waterhole: Africa’s Animal Oasis.

6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 As Time Goes By. 8.50 Midsomer Murders. 10.50 An Unexpected Killer. 11.50 Late Programs.

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2.00 The Big Bang Theory. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends.

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4.00 3rd Rock From The Sun. 4.30 That ’70s Show.

5.00 Malcolm. 6.00 The Nanny. 6.30 3rd Rock From The Sun. 7.00 That ’70s Show. 7.30 MOVIE: Safe House. (2012, M) 9.45 MOVIE: Collateral.

(2004, MA15+) 12.10am Love Island USA. 1.05 Late Programs.

10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping.

8.00 Destination Dessert. 8.30 Snap Happy. 9.00 Diagnosis Murder. 10.00 JAG. Noon One Strange Rock. 1.00 Star Trek. 3.00 Diagnosis Murder. 5.00 JAG. 7.00 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 NCIS: Los Angeles. 11.15 SEAL Team. 12.10am Home Shopping. 2.10 Motor Racing. Formula 1. Race 15.

Russian Grand Prix. Highlights. 3.10 48 Hours. 4.10 Diagnosis Murder. 5.05 The Doctors.

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2pm Power Meri. 3.00 Wapos Bay. 3.25 Bushwhacked! 3.50 Bino And Fino. 4.00 Mustangs FC. 4.30 Grace Beside Me. 5.00 Shortland Street.

5.30 Chefs’ Line. 6.00 Cooking Hawaiian Style.

6.30 Kriol Kitchen. 7.00 Our Stories. 7.20 News.

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Hacker. (2019, PG, Danish) 7.40 Mary And The Witch’s Flower. (2017, PG) 9.35 Belle And Sebastian 3. (2017, PG, French) 11.15 Call Mom! (2019, M, Swedish) 1.10pm Jour De Fete. (1949, French) 2.40 Ragnarok. (2013, PG, Norwegian) 4.30 Dil Dhadakne Do. (2015, PG, Hindi) 7.40 Manifesto.

(2015, M) 9.30 The Graduate. (1967, M) 11.30 Late Programs.

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2.00 7th Gear. 3.00 Heavy Rescue: 401. 4.00 Fish’n With Mates. 4.30 Graveyard Carz. 5.30 Storage Wars: TX. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 8.30 Fat Pizza: Back In Business. 9.10 Australia’s Sexiest Tradie. 9.40 MOVIE: Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby. (2006, M) 11.50 Late Programs.

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Esso update

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By David McCord, Long Island Point Plant Manager.

Esso currently supplies around 40 per cent of eastern Australia’s domestic gas needs through production from the Bass Strait.

The Long Island Point Plant has an important role in this supply of energy, processing the associated gas liquids from our Longford gas production, to create ethane, propane and butane, and we continue to be a significant local employer.

Our team has worked continuously throughout the COVID19 pandemic to maintain our supply of these essential energy products to our customers.

We’ve achieved this through reducing workplace density and supporting physical distancing by reconfiguring the layout of our office, as well as our operation and control room. We are also implementing stringent hygiene practices and have increased cleaning protocols across our workplace.

At Long Island Point, we’re always looking for new ways to improve community and environmental outcomes.

Recently we’ve identified an alternative for managing excess ethane when our customer is unable to accept it by potentially generating electricity in a way that benefits our community and will reduce the need to flare at Long Island Point in the future.

If you would like more information about our operations or our community initiatives, please feel free to drop me a line at communityANZ@exxonmobil.com

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THE eroding cliff base and loss of sand at Mount Martha beach north leaves precious little dry sand for a stroll along the beach. Picture: Gary Sissons

One-hit sand plan won’t survive test of time At a recent meeting of the Mount Martha North Stakeholder Group (MMNSG) convened by the Department of Environment, Land, Water and Planning (DELWP), their representatives announced that they intend letting a contract soon for the dredging of 25,000 cubic metres of sand from a nearby offshore borrow area to replenish our beach’s depleted sand stocks at an estimated cost of $1m-$1.1m. They expect the sand to last 3 to 10 years.

The source of the funding is the federal government allocation of $1.5m to protect the beach and the associated project agreement was executed by the state government on 12 February 2020.

At MMNSG’s first meeting on 10 June 2020, DELWP advised that contrary to our understanding, these funds were to be applied solely to sand replenishment, topping up sand stocks as required - foreseeing that the allocation would enable several replenishment exercises over a number of years giving the beach some longevity.

In our view, to contemplate accounting for the bulk of the funding in one hit with a very expensive dredging proposal (approximately twice the cost per cubic metre) of other replenishment projects), delivering a massive quantity of sand (virtually twice the size of the previous replenishment of a decade ago which survived less than three years) with no guarantee of retaining the sand for any reasonable period, is contrary to the purpose of the funding and the associated project agreement and, demonstrably, based on previous experience, is a very poor use of public funds.

We strongly oppose this extraordinary proposal and request that the replenishment strategy for our beach reverts to a far more cost effective solution as was originally advised and proposed, delivering enhanced beach usability and longevity as the federal funding intended.

Alan Farquhar, chairman, Mount Martha North Beach Group

Cruelty to kangaroos I am writing about my concern in regard to how dog owners on the Mornington Peninsula, of which I am one, are ill-informed about how kangaroos, which are on our Australian Coat of Arms, are killed to provide the dry food and fresh kangaroo meat that they buy from their local supermarkets (“Pet owner vows to ensure meat is safe” The News 30/8/21).

Until only a few years ago I had no qualms about buying kangaroo pet food for my dog, but then I was educated by others concerned about the cruel practices used to kill kangaroos that the majority of pet owners are ignorant of.

Our beautiful native eastern grey kangaroo family mobs are killed in their natural habitat in the dead of night.

Kangaroos slowly dwindling in numbers on

the Mornington Peninsula due to development and shooting. There are about 2000 kangaroos on the peninsula, and they are included in the Victorian government’s kangaroo harvest program which provides meat for the thriving pet food Industry.

Many pet owners believe that kangaroos are farmed or taken to an abattoir to be euthanised humanely. They definitely are not killed humanely.

The poor joeys are left behind or have the heads stomped on to kill them in a so-called “humane” manner as they cannot fend for themselves once their mothers are dead.

My fear is that eventually our kangaroos will end up shot to extinction, at least on the peninsula, because they are seen as a pest.

Go onto the Australian Wildlife Protection Council website to find out more.

Mary Waterman, Arthurs Seat

Independent ‘chaos’ Forty “Voices for” groups across Australia are targeting only Coalition held Federal seats, and this includes Voices for Mornington Peninsula aiming to get an independent to run against Flinders member Greg Hunt (“Voices raise concern among Liberals” The News 7/9/21) ).

They have the temerity to say they are not a political party. A vote for them is by default a vote for Labor.

Imagine the chaos if 40 independents were elected to Parliament with no structure. The country would be ungovernable.

The electoral commission certainly should have a good look at them.

Peter Grey, Rye

Think about vote Why does the Flinders electorate keep re-electing and rewarding Greg Hunt? I believe he has a record of documented policy failures, including a policy which enabled increased emissions and loss of clean energy business opportunity that will impact generations for decades to come and ignoring executive requests from Pfizer to discuss a vaccine deal that has resulted in Australia sitting at the back of the pack.

I think this shows an inability to act as a forward thinker, preferring instead to play a political game of the moment.

Think about merit when the upcoming federal election comes around - we deserve better than below average.

Kelvin Stingel, Blairgowrie

Missing award It is disappointing to see that nominations have opened for the annual Mornington Peninsula Shire’s Australia Day awards and there is an award for young citizen and citizen of the year, but no senior citizen. The Australian of the ¥ear awards recognise a senior Australian of the year

along with Australian of the year and young Australian of the year and most municipalities include an award for senior citizen of the year - including neighbouring Frankston Council which recently opened nominations for a senior citizen of the year award for 2022.

In the 2016 Census, Mornington Peninsula Shire had a lower proportion of children (under 18) and a higher proportion of persons aged 60 or older than greater Melbourne. This census showed that there were 5059 people over 85 living in the shire, with the largest age group being 65 to 69. Yet it seems that the MPSC doesn’t want to recognise people doing outstanding work who make up a significant proportion of our population.

Interestingly, the MPSC published in its most recent Positive Ageing Newsletter an article to highlight the worst manifestations of ageism and inequality in our society and indeed the shire’s own Positive Ageing Strategy states that one of its goals is to raise community awareness on issues of ageism and the need for respectful inclusion. But the shire doesn’t include our ageing population in its Australia Day awards. Sure, it has separate age friendly awards, but why is there no recognition of an outstanding local senior on Australia Day? Alina Tooley, Mornington

Politics loom As a ratepayer of 50 years, I have seen councils come and go, with an increase in politics becoming more involved.

The letters published last week (14/9/21) highlight the state of our current, money-wasting councils (“Democracy rules” and “Waste of money”).

Environment as an example, leave it to the state government, which can make things happen.

Mornington Peninsula Shire councillors are there to serve the ratepayers’ wishes, not their own political beliefs.

John Hodgson, Balnarring

Mixed feelings I, like most others, am a bit tired of being in lockdown and at some point we are going to have to learn to live COVID, just like the flu.

I can empathise with all of the businesses shut down as I grew up in a small business environment and know how tough it is.

It is important to keep in mind that fewer than one per cent of cases in NSW were vaxxed.

Having said that, I have mixed feelings about classifying the Mornington Peninsula as regional. We are quite different from Geelong where traffic to and from can be monitored.

We are already suffering from what I call tourrorists slithering down under the cover of darkness and can only imagine if we were classed regional for covid restrictions.

Had Mornington Peninsula Shire considered my proposal for monitoring parking and traffic it would be quite easy to track and fine these people, adding much needed dollars to the budget.

The peninsula like the federal government, is living in the Australia bubble: “Never learn anything from anyone, reinvent the wheel in a void.”

I am all for a vax passport and restrictions on those who do not have them. First the government has to prevent the issuing on fake passports. We also need to make sure the most vulnerable are not left behind. I am all for the unvaxxed being locked out of events and hospitality venues.

Joe Lenzo, Safety Beach

Let them stay The Murugappan family of Biloela, Queensland has lived with a lot of publicity. For years and over many court cases the Australian government has spent millions of dollars to stop them living permanently in this country. They have endured years of cruel detention and privations. They have suffered physical illnesses and mental anguish.

Throughout these hardships they have remained together as a family, have continued friendships and maintained the commitment of the Biloela community.

And they still hope to stay in Australia to live and work as good citizens as they did before when living in Biloela.

But they still face deportation. Surely, they have passed the good character test.

Grandmothers for Refugees support the granting of permanent residency for this family.

Enough is enough.

Ann Renkin, Shoreham

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The Football Pennant – Carrum Defeats Hastings by 14 Points Compiled by Cameron McCullough THE Mornington Peninsula Association rang down its curtain on Saturday last, when, before a very large and enthusiastic attendance, Carrum wrested the premiership from Hastings by 14 points.

The match was played at Somerville.

Hastings did not make any changes, and relied on the same team that defeated the Carrumites the week before.

As Mackay was on the injured list, he was replaced by Homsie in the Carrum team, whilst Carroll was replaced

by Johnstone.

Apart from these changes, the sides were the same as published in “The Standard” last issue.

As umpire, Osborne showed distinct improvement, and escaped the satire of the critics. He gave 35 frees to Hastings and 26 to Carrum. The decisions of at least one goal umpire were not quite so satisfactory.

It was a brilliant opening quarter. At the very outset, Carrum came into the game with confidence, and one quickly realised that Hastings would have to give a very fine exhibition to repeat its performance of the Saturday before.

In any case, Carrum opened briskly, and for a time Rigaldi was in the limelight, being the most prominent of the initial stages.

Receiving from Tom Feavor, he scored the first point with a beautiful place. Knox sent the sphere to Dalton, but Smith secured and returned to Comer, who lost no time in sending it along.

Carlson and Ballinger soared into space after it, and the Carrumite proved successful. He raised the two flags for the first time that day.

Jack and Hurley attacked and Garth

capped the effort with six points. There was some excellent individualistic efforts in the next few minutes – Carlson’s dominance in the ruck, Peddle’s fine picking up, and Fred Davis fine dashes being outstanding features.

Tom Feavor, busy as the proverbial bee, worked the play into Carrum territory, where Carlson snapped a single.

Langholtz put his boot well into the leather, only to have it marked by Carlson and returned to Rigaldi, who brought more grist to Carrum’s mill in the shape of six points from a long place.

A move by Knox was negatived by Oliver, and, thanks to unselfish play by Comer, Rigaldi snared it, and punted another major point. Smith was fine in defence, but some of the Carrum players were paying too much attention to Floyd, who was getting any quantity of frees. The play was very spirited, and, just as Garth was en route for goal, Carmichael brought “Pompy” Davis heavily to earth.

With the free, Davis passed to West and Lucas, and play strayed to opposite territory. Will Allen, however, returned to his brother, whose try was spoilt by Smith. “Pompy” Davis pushed Alf Tipping, right in front, but he sent it out.

Fred Davis shoved Floyd into space, but the shot strayed.

Oliver and Rigaldi brought the sphere back to Cullen, who, getting into difficulties, passed to Tom Feavor, and a worthy try was frustrated by Knox. Armstrong and Woolley – sounds more like cricket – helped it along to Hastings territory, where some fine play by Alf Tipping was finished

by Garth with six points. Hurley secured at centre, and R. Tipping hand-balled to Garth, who again kicked

straight and true. These two goals by Garth put life into the Hastings enthusiast. At this stage, Carrum were leading by 2 points – 3.2 to 3.0.

The second quarter, too, was very interesting. A nice effort for a single by “Pompy” Davis opened the scoring, and a second point by Heffernan a moment hence resulted. A series of passes by Langholtz, Woolley, Floyd and Francis merited the applause that followed, but Laging spoilt the series by returning to Oliver.

Stryde and Johnstone sent it to “Pompy” Davis, who had a fine chance to score, but he kicked poorly.

A rush by Peddle to Mirabella was cheered, and the play opened out a bit for a change. Homsie had a couple of fruitless shots before Carlson added a point. Langholtz and Ballinger forced the play to the centre, but back it came, and Homsie scored a point.

Wells marked and gave Cullen a chance, and the goal was duly recorded. Tom Feavor and Cullen had shots for nought, but West got a point.

This player – who so closely resembles ‘Snowy’ Atkinson of Fitzroy fame – met with severe injury, and from this out Carrum were a man short.

Frank Allen, in soaring into the air, also got a nasty clout on the way up! Laging got a free and playing to Homsie, a point resulted. “Dido” Feavor sent it to Cullen for a single, but he followed with a goal. Peddle and Francis transferred activities to opposite territory, where a curious incident occurred. A scrimmage was in progress, and from it Hastings kicked for the goal. The ball first struck the goal post, and, as it bounced back, Garth kicked it through. Of course, it wasn’t a goal, but to the astonishment

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were like “wild men from Borneo” and several chances were lost. Laging, fouled by one of the “wild men,” got a goal from a free. Back once more, Wells fouled Dalton, who kicked a goal – but only one flag went up. It was certainly a surprising verdict.

As the Irishman might put it, Hastings got a goal they did not get and did not get a goal they did get ! After another bit of bruise, Osborne cautioned Alf Tipping for paying his respects to “Dido” Feavor and “Pompy” Davis.

In the meantime, Garth raised the two flags by a clever bit of play. Carrum were leading by 9 points – 6.12 to 6.3.

The final quarter opened with a nice dash by Dalton, but Rigaldi scored the first point. Mirabella was the pick of the field in this quarter, having much the better of the duels with Comer.

But, by design or accident, Mirabella tripped Comer in front, but only a point came of it. Jack, of Hastings, and Tom Feavor and Fred Davis made some spirited dashes. Carrum were attacking and ‘Pompy’ Davis, Cullen and Comer (from a lovely mark) added singles.

The breeze was a bit contrary. After another little fight, Carmichael raised the two flags with a well-timed punt.

Five minutes to go – Hastings wanted 9 points to win. Oliver got a point for Carrum, and Jack added one to Hastings’ score. A great effort was made, the play was fast but fair, every man doing his utmost. In the midst of the excitement, Tom Feavor rushed out, and kicked the final goal, which placed the issue beyond doubt.

Carrum had won the 1921 premiership by 14 points – 7.18 to 7.4. *** From the pages of the Frankston and Somerville Standard, 16 September 1921

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of everybody, the League goal umpire gave it a goal. Carrum were leading by 15 points – 5.9 to 4.0.

The third quarter was spoilt by a series of free fights, in which the most “brawlsome” on the ringside eagerly joined. These fighting maniacs (who, in ordinary circumstances, couldn’t fight their way out of the waxworks) apparently hunt in packs, like wolves, and are only game when they have about 25 to 1 in their favor. They are real excrescences on the game.

But, to the story. Floyd and Carlson were having some fine battles, and, so far as the frees went, Floyd was having slightly the better of it. But, both were taking some fine marks.

Cullen opened the scoring with a point, and Comer had a shot, but the breeze swept it out. Ballinger returned, and Frank Allen played to Alf Tipping, who got a point.

Carmichael secured and passed to Garth, who registered his fifth goal in succession – a very fine performance.

Then we had some “merry moments.” It happened just in front of the “Press Box” (to wit, the wire fence, with a police man’s horse in front, as a rule). Smith kicked in the ruck, and Alf Tipping got the boot in the ribs.

Naturally, Alf didn’t care much about it, so he jobbed Dido Feavor, who had nothing to do with it, but who had arrived just in time to get cracked.

“Dido,” not appreciating Alf’s fist, returned the compliment. Then the brave youths from the boundary hopped into it, followed by a posse of police.

Osborne, who, to give him due credit, will not stand any funny business, got them going again.

The incident probably cost Hastings the game, as a couple of the players

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When Your Grocery Trolley Is A Handcart to Hell

By Stuart McCullough YOU’D think I’d have gotten the gist by now.

After months of practice, I’m still no better at it. I’ve studied them, poked and prodded them, sent samples down to the lab, soaked them, baked them and even set fire to them (albeit by accident – don’t leave anything next to the hotplate!). But despite my extensive and, some would say, creative research, I still have not mastered the whole face-mask caper.

I know what you’re thinking – if a tree falls in a forest, does anybody hear? And, quite possibly, why did they ever mess with the formula for Barbecue Shapes? (It was destined to end badly for all concerned.) But you’re also thinking – what kind of fool struggles to wear a face mask?

All you need to do is loop the elastic over your ears, ensure the mask is facing forwards rather than backwards, and away you go. That’s where you’re wrong.

I wear glasses. In fact, I’ve worn glasses since I was a teenager. And it’s been fine, up until now.

But what the last miserable eighteen months has taught me is that wearing a mask and glasses simultaneously is pretty much impossible. I can get by without them if I’m just walking around, but I am totally incapable of reading anything. At all.

When you’re wearing a mask, glasses fog up.

They just do. Instead of lenses through which you can see, they become entirely frosted over in an instant. This has proved especially impractical when shopping. Once, I’d prepare an inventory (something I refer to as a ‘shopping list’), travel to the supermarket and purchase the things I’d already decided on. It sounds simple, but it worked for me. Having glasses that fog up because I’m wearing a mask makes this somewhat simple act a whole lot more complicated.

I’ve now officially given up. By which I mean I’m now no longer wearing my glasses to the supermarket. This has resulted in a number of challenges. Firstly, there’s the issue of the list itself. Whereas once, I wrote my shopping list on

a small piece of paper that I kept in my pocket.

I’ve now had to go with something bigger so I can increase the size of my writing. For this reason, I’m using a bed sheet.

Because I’m now using a bed sheet on which to write my shopping list, the first thing I need to write each week is ‘bed sheet’. Permanent marker is nothing if not unambiguous in terms of what it does, and I need a new sheet each week to replace the last. But despite the fact that my list is now written in letters that are the size of a three year old child, I still have trouble reading the list without my glasses. Which is disappointing,

given that if left on an oval it could probably be read from space. This means that shopping has become an essentially random act.

My list begins with the basics – rice, bananas, yoghurt and milk. However, last week I returned from the supermarket with shoe polish, string, a litre of prune juice and pigs’ trotters. Back home and with mask off and glasses on, I shuddered as an image of the calamitous sandwich that results from such a cavalcade of ingredients took my mind hostage. It got my entire week off on the wrong (pigs’) foot.

This is so much worse than simply not being

able to distinguish between full and low fat. I am getting the wrong products entirely. The first hint of this comes when I reach the checkout and the eyebrows of the person working there begin to rise. As a result, I started avoiding the human checkouts in favour of the ‘self serve’ version.

Even there, the checkout lit up like a poker machine as I tried to scan what turned out to be a bucket of tripe. Somewhat ironically, I’m making a complete spectacle of myself because I don’t have my glasses.

I’ll admit I’m feeling listless. By which I mean I’ve now given up using a list at all and am simply using either my intuition or, if you prefer, ‘The Force’. Clearly my intuition leaves a lot to be desired and I’m beginning to regret dropping out of my Certificate III Jedi Training course. Today, I returned only with tea. I swear I bought things at multiple locations within the store, but have returned only with enough tea to see me through the rest of my life. Granted, there are some variations as to the type of tea, which is nice, but it won’t make for much of a sandwich.

There will be some reading this, screaming at their newspapers as to why I don’t order on line while I still have my glasses and let the food come to me. It’s a fair point, but I’m reluctant to give up a legitimate reason to leave the house at this time.

Instead, I’ll need to embrace the randomness of it all and make the best of things. It’s what we’re all doing, really.

I’ve been working all day in the kitchen trying to whip up something tasty, but I’m going to need a much larger whip if I’m to succeed. Using tripe, stock, potatoes, string and a pomegranate, I’ve been boiling the whole thing up for the last twelve hours and the time has finally arrived where I can no longer avoid tasting it. I raise the spoon to my lips. The results were, predictably, offal. Glasses or not, I should have seen that one coming. stuart@stuartmccullough.com

GALLERY TALK Mornington Peninsula Regional Gallery has been successful with a $300,000 Federal Government, Restart Investment to Sustain and Expand (RISE) Fund grant to deliver an ambitious public art project celebrating key sites and stories on the Mornington Peninsula. This project called Front Beach, Back Beach, will take place across the Mornington Peninsula in November 2022 with an exhibition at the Gallery in the Summer of 2022/23.

Front Beach, Back Beach is a public art project, presented in partnership between the Mornington Peninsula Regional Gallery and Deakin University’s Public Art Commission. Through film, sculpture, sound, performance, participation, and installation this multi-sited event will commission 15 Australian artists/ collectives to respond to fifteen sites and stories that have shaped the Peninsula.

From Monmar (Point Nepean) to Wonga (Arthurs Seat), Western Port to Cape Schanck there are hidden histories of national significance that channel our collective past and future.

Front Beach, Back Beach will activate these histories and sites using contemporary art to speak to current issues, brought on by the pandemic, climate change and the shifting sands of our social relations. The project will focus on community engagement, collaboration and the power of contemporary art to tell stories across time and space.

We are really excited about this project and are thrilled to have received this major funding.

The Gallery continues to remain closed to the public. We have made the decision to extend our planned Spring program of exhibitions through Summer until 13 March. This will give visitors the opportunity to experience five amazing new exhibitions, including our unique Wall Drawing project featuring eleven contemporary Australian artists making work directly onto the walls of the gallery.

Visit the MPRG website or sign up to the Gallery’s e-newsletter to find out more about our upcoming programs and activities. While you are online, you can also check out our free kids’ creative activities, listen to a podcast with an MPRG-exhibited artist, or do a linocut workshop with renowned printmaker David Frazer, which has had over 17,000 views.

We are looking forward to welcoming you back to the gallery hopefully soon.

MPRG Gallery Director Danny Lacy

mprg.mornpen.vic.gov.au Civic Reserve, Dunns Road, Mornington Ph 5950 1580 Western Port News

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