Whitney Coolidge

Conservative Christian, right wing Republican, straight, white, American male. Gay bashin’, black fearin’, poor fightin’, tree killin’, regional leaders of the South Frat housin’, keg tappin’, shirt tuckin’, back slappin’ haters of hippies like me. Tree huggin’, peace lovin’, pot smokin’, porn watchin’ lazyass hippies like me. Tree huggin’, love makin’, pro choicen, gay weddin’, widespread diggin’ hippies like me. Skin color-blinded, conspiracy-minded, protestors of corporate greed, We who have nothing and most likely will ‘till we all wind up locked up in jails By conservative Christian, right wing Republican, straight, white, American males,. More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/conservative_christian,_right_wing,_republican,_straight,_white,_american_males_lyrics_todd_snider.html All about Todd Snider: http://www.musictory.com/music/Todd+Snider