“The Beginning”
- How It All Got Started ...
Dot Com & Browser Meet the goos and:
by: Bill Stanford
© 2012
the world needs a superhero to protect new technology from evil
my first attempt was only half baked ...
... he’s a golden goo nanobot named browser. he will assist in retrieving valuables ... a golden
retriever!
every superhero needs a
mask!
a blue goo nanobot!
he has an Ethernet port to download information or himself, he can monitor Cyberspace with a Wireless antenna ...
Everyone will know you as
dot com
upload dot com and browser to london england
at last ... a recipe for nanobot’s ...
I can make green goo’s and grey goo’s!
... and baked in my own oven!
Good-night little goo’s! stay out of mischief!
Prince Charles addressing a special meeting about nanotechnology and goo
in london, england at parliament ...
ohhhhhhhh
I can’t believe what I’m hearing! goo nanobot’s are evil and have to be
stopped!
those nasty little goo’s may steal the royal
jewels!
goo’s are nasty little fellows and cannot be
trusted!
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we should go away where good goo’s like us will be Appreciated!
only green and grey goo’s are evil, we’re getting out of here!
I’ll stop those green goo’s and grey goo’s!
good evening Camilla dear ... what if I told you that the goo’s nanofactory had been Eliminated?
no more goo’s to steal my jewels! I can put away the fake junk for the real stuff!
you still have that silly
my laptop! did that goo get anything else? where is my crown? Where are the jewels?
crown!
but now the palace will be
spammed!
because they got
youR
laptop!
still
but I have my jewelry
that’s fit for a
queen!
my jewelry box!
ohhhh!
I thought I got rid of those goo’s!
call dot com! get my jewelry back!
the goo’s have heisted my jewelry box!
and Lifted my laptop!
we can upload to the united states and help them with ...
... wait! ...
I’m getting an e-mail ...
I think they may be trying to get revenge for ...
a-he
mmm
!
we’re needed at the royal palace
right away!
Look! a goo trail!
ewwwww!
are we being spammed already?
that isn’t a spammy virus! It’s goo droppings!
ohhhhhhh
why would
green and grey goo can Self-replicate, right?
we have drain-o? and what are
well, yes ... do you have any drain-o?
drain-o works on goo in your drain - so it should work on goo that’s a pain!
we’ll upload your info,
you going to do with it?
track the goo’s, and download your stolen stuff!
ohhhhhhh dot com and browser will save our stuff!
there’s a Hologram at the bottom of the can. the goo’s must have traveled through the hologram into ... the goo trail leads us
here!
Meanwhile, Somewhere in the united states ... the goo’s were Stashing their loot ...
a clue!
this may be where the goo’s have disappeared!
you’re eating our classic meatloaf ...
at the tweet and eat ...
it’s older than that dog of yours.
we’ll upload ourselves to the tweet and eat!
that reaction is also a classic!
have you seen any green goo’s around here?
if any green goo shows its gooey face, give me a call
only the goo that the cook scrapes off the grill ...
there’s goo in the coffee pot but that stuff is brown ...
I’ll fix dot com!
p-f-f
dark cloud
a just appeared over the computer! Now all the dinner orders are getting
messed up!
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it’s taking over the whole business!
dot com! Please hurry!
sure enough! The green goo’s have been around here!
my order is wrong!
I don’t want this!
This isn’t what I ordered!
that sounds like a green goo trick to me!
the computer just started spewing orders! browser is under there!
this will clear out that cloud and that pile of orders!
browser will be alright! this fan will blow that cloud right away.
I’ll open the door! blow that nasty cloud this way! Be careful - remember browser is under there!
that silly fan won’t work on my cloud!
there goes browser!
the fan blew the orders out the door, but browser blew out the door, too!
the street cleaner is sucking up the order slips .... where’s browser?
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yipes!
sorry ...
that dark cloud is still here and the more we try getting rid of it - just keeps getting bigger and bigger!
I have another idea that might get rid of that cloud ...
oh,
where is that ....
I have a cloud catcher that will harness that trojan nebulas and send it to another Dimension!
this is for dream clouds - but it should work!
nebu - what?
how does that thingy
work?
we need to hang it up over the virus cloud ....
... then the computer needs to go into sleep mode ...
sh-sh-sh-sh-sh let it sleep ...
ah-choooooooooo! ah
ah ah
ah
ah
oh-no!
did the computer wake-up?
snif snif f f
humph!
uh-oh! why is that dark cloud sh-sh-shaking?
no browser! Don’t touch the mouse!
I-I-I think the cloud is moving toward the cloud catcher!
boy, that was close! I thought that sneeze woke up the computer!
look! It’s Disappearing! I’ll bet the goo’s didn’t expect that!
yes! go in! Catch it! Catch it!
i THINK SHE BENT MY MASK!
uh - what? Oh - we still need to go find the royal jewels!
You boys saved me and the tweet and eat!
I’m not so sure about this!
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I don’t think that the green goo’s would even come in here!
they were here! that’s the stolen royal jewels!
oh-no! We can’t get an internet connection so deep in this cave!
we can use the van!
I was afraid of that!
tie the other end of this rope around the jewel box, and I’ll drag it out!
I should have gotten those sticky brakes fixed last week
thw
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too bad the back door wasn’t open, it would have went right in ...
where is browser?
screeeeeeech! oh poor browser .....
huh? I’s almost like I can still hear ...
you grabbed onto that old sign just in time, huh? ... ... I think I’ll get those sticky brakes fixed ...
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now we can upload the royal jewels back to the royal palace!
now if we could just upload these nasty dents off the back of the van ...
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the van! you deleted the van! Hit undo! Undo! Undo!
keep up with dot com & browser!
“The Beginning”
- How It All Got Started ...
and: Dot Com & Browser Meet the goos
by: Bill Stanford
© 2012
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