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shake thiNgs UP this holiday seasoN rides aNd slides oN sale NovemBer 28, 2011 thrU JaNUary 6, 2012 T’was the night before Morey’s Piers’ Holiday Sale, The kids dream of summer - sunny days without hail, Coasters and tubes, games and tasty treats too, River adventures and racer slides - they are both NEW! Don’t spend next summer on the couch, dry and pale, Save BIG on rides and slides during Morey’s Holiday Sale!

seasoN Pass $260 Good for one ride wristband per day and one 3 hour session per day at one of our two waterparks. easy rider $195 Offers the same privileges as the Season pass at a special price for children under 42” (in shoes) at the time of activation or for adults over 25 years of age. Great for parents! waterPark admissioNs

4 admissions for $110 • 10 admissions for $200 Includes all day waterpark (general admission). Only available during our sale.

x-ride 3 $50 Includes 3 Xtreme Ride admissions mor-ez card $35 includes 70 tickets plus coupons.

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$25, $50, $75 or $100 • can be applied towards any purchase at any morey’s Piers’ ticket booth, guest services, waterpark ticket office or retail store(s).

sightseer tram car 25 rides $35 Tickets do not expire. Sightseer Tram is owned and operated by Wildwoods’ Boardwalk S.I.D.

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4 admissions for $39 • 10 admissions for $79 Includes unlIMITeD same day admission to Adventure Maze and one same day admission to lazer maze.

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2 admissions for $85 • 4 admissions for $165 Gift Certificates for a delicious breakfast served in style on the Giant Wheel. Advance reservations required. limited availability.

order a gift for someone special online at www.moreysPiers.com

or by dialing 1866-moreys1 (1-866-667-3971) during sale dates, 7am to midnight, 7 days a week. add $8 UPs or $2 first class mail shipping fee. walk up purchases start November 28 at morey’s mariner’s landing Pier located on the Boardwalk at schellenger avenue,wildwood. monday through friday, 10am to 3pm.

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3 J’s Wildwood Bowl 19 4 Seasons 24 19th Hole 13 Algie’s Place 11 Anglesea Auto Repair 31 Back to Roots Landscaping 24 Bill’s Corner Deli 21 Bolero Fitness 10 Cape 47 29 Cape Islands Carpet Care 7 Carini’s Ristorante 7 Casey’s On Third 30 Center City Video 20 Charles Harvey Furnishings 19 Colleen Wilson. Weichert Realty 2 Coupon Pages 14 Crest Tavern 31 Crest Tavern Turkey/Stocking Give-Away 25 Cricket Wireless 24

Dog Tooth Bar & Grill Dolce Italia Elite Public Adjusters Firehouse Tavern Fun & Games Gia Hall’s Carpet Care Historical Society China History’s Mysteries How to Tick People Oﬀ Juan Pablo’s Lovejoys Lucky Bones Marcellina Matthew’s Heating & Cooling McShaﬀry Masonry & Concrete Morey’s Piers M&S Auto Natali Vineyards

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1. Necklace is green - 2. Pacifier Gone - 3. Homer’s Hair is missing - 4. Salt Shaker is gone - 5. Lisa’a dress is blue - 6. Plate on table empty

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Useless Information FIXING THE ECONOMY There’s been a lot written about the sad state of our economy. Economist are no better than weathermen in predicting what’s going to work or not work . . . and in most cases are a lot worse. At least weathermen get it right sometimes. Economist on the other hand are terrific at telling you why something happened, but are terrible prognosticators when it comes to “if you do this, that will happen”. Well fear not, because someone (Nancy Karl) sent me an amazing economic model that will fix everything that’s wrong with the economy. EVERYTHING!!! Here how it works. “PATRIOTIC RETIREMENT PLAN” There are about 40 million people, over 50, currently in the work force. Pay them one million apiece, severance, for early retirement . . . with the following stipulations: 1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings Unemployment fixed. 2) They MUST buy a new AMERICAN Car. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed. 3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed. It can’t get any easier than that!! P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of Congress pay their taxes. Mr. President, while you’re at it, make Congress retire on the same Social Security and Medicare programs, as the rest of us! I’ll bet both programs would be fixed pronto! Sound too easy? Works for me!! Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, or to third world countries, where the leaders will keep the money for themselves, use the “Patriotic Retirement Plan”.

Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things. GeorGe Carlin

A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table..He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back. ‘Oh my, I am so sorry,’ the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place. ‘Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.’ They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they went to the theatre followed by drinks... They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened to him with interest. After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy was amazed. Everything had been so incredible! ‘You know,’ he said, ‘you are the perfect woman.. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?’ ‘No,’ she replies . . . Wait for it . . .It’s coming . . . The suspense is killing you, isn’t it? She said . . . ‘You just happened to catch my eye.’ (Oh shut up, and just pass it on.)

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HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF • Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. • In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.” • Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.” • If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. • Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. • Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions “to keep them tuned up.” • Reply to everything someone says with “that’s what you think.” • Practice making fax and modem noises. • Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and “cc” them to your boss. • Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. • Finish all your sentences with the words “in accordance with prophesy.” • Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing. • Disassemble your pen and “accidentally” flip the ink cartridge across the room. • Holler random numbers while someone is counting. • Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you “like it that way.” • Staple pages in the middle of the page. • Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise. • Honk and wave to strangers. • Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register. • TYPE IN UPPERCASE. • type only in lowercase. • dont use any punctuation either • Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. • As much as possible, skip rather than walk. • Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce “No, wait, I messed it up,” and repeat. • Ask people what gender they are. • While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet. • Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. • Sing along at the opera. • Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn’t rhyme. • Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about “psychological profiles.”

CAPE 3.5% Sales Tax in Wildwood

Lumber, Fence & Stone Co. WHOLESALE - RETAIL Drywall, Hardware & Building Materials

CHECK OUT OUR PRODUCTS • Air Filters • Bed Bug Supplies • Bicycles New and Used • Composite Decking • Doors (Ext. and Int.) • Flags, Flag Poles, Holders • Fire Extinguishers • Flotation Billets • Dock Hardware

• Insulation • Keys Made • Metal Studs • Moldings • Roofing Shgingles • Tarps • Trash Cans & Bags • Weber Grills

END OF SEASON FENCE SALE

HD 4’X8’ STOCKADE - $17.99 EACH HD 6’X8’ STOCKADE - $27.75 EACH

Grip Rite Framing Guns 30o Framing Nailer - $279 Finish & Trim Nailer - $148 Roofing Nailer - $252 Compressor - $185

Crushed Clamshells and Local White Stone $190 per truck Delivered In Cape May County IT’S BACK & HUGER THAN EVER!

18TH ANUAL HUGE TARP SALE! Stop in to participate in our Tarp Sale Contest Roberts & New Jersey Aves. Wildwood, 522-8395 Mon-Fri 7:30am-5pm • Sat 8-4 Sunday 9-2 (Wildwood Only)

416 State Hwy. 47 South Green Creek, 889-9090 Mon-Fri 7am-5pm • Sat 8am-1pm Closed Sunday

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Interesting Photos

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The stock boy answered, “No ma’am, they’re dead.” VOTED BEST BAR, BEST BAR FOOD & BEST ENTERTAINMENT

Wishing All a Very Bountiful and Happy Thanksgiving We will be open Thanksgiving Day starting at 6 pm • Kitchen Will Be Closed

3rd & New York Aves North Wildwood 609-522-7759 Open 11 am - 3 am

Eagles vs. Patriots on Sunday, 4:15

ALWAYS GREAT LIVE ENTERTAINMENT Every Friday

A RICH MAN’S MEAL FOR A POOR MAN’S PRICE Daily Lunch Specials Monday -Friday

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“Gary & the Kid” 6-10 PM

Saturday

Wed. Night

at 8pm

at 5:30pm

Animal House Wesley Ochs

$ 99 Fall Back Drink Prices

• STEAKS • SANDWICHES • SOUPS • SEAFOOD • DESSERTS • SALADS

Appetizer & Drink Specials

2.50 Domestic Bottles Daily unitl 7 pm Mon.-Wed. 7 pm to Midnight

BEST HAPPY HOUR ON THE ISLAND Appetizer Special Menu 2 Bottles — $3 Drinks Monday - Friday 4-7 pm $

HAPPY HOUR Mon. - Thurs. 4 - 6 Friday 3 to 6 Food & Drink Specials

15th & New York Ave • 609-522-5343

NJ LOTTERY • PACKAGE GOODS

Oil Change $24.95* most cars and trucks

FREE TIRE ROTATION With every alignment on our state of the art alignment machine. (Does not include trucks and/or changing of parts.)

Check Out Our Daily Specials — MONDAY —

LUNCH: BURGERS WITH FRENCH FRIES ............................. $5.00 DINNER: WINE AND PASTA $3 HOUSE WINES, $8.99 DINNER

— TUESDAY —

LUNCH: FLAT BREADS ...................................................... $5.00 DINNER: 2 DINNERS & 1 APPETIZER ..................... 2 FOR $20.00

— WEDNESDAY —

LUNCH: SALADS ............................................................... $5.00 DINNER: CHICKEN POT PIE ............................................... $7.99

APPROVED AUTO REPAIR

24 Hour Emergency Road Service

Open: Mon-Fri 8:00 to 4:30 • Sat 9:00 to 2:00

— THURSDAY —

LUNCH: HOT ROAST PORK OR BEEF ................................. $5.00 DINNER: CRAB FEAST .................................................... $12.95 1 LB. DUNGENESS CRABS, POTATO & VEGETABLES

— FRIDAY —

LUNCH: SHRIMP IN A BASKET .......................................... $5.00 DINNER: STEAK-N-SHRIMP .............................................. $12.95

— SATURDAY —

LUNCH: BLACKBOARD SPECIAL ................................................. DINNER: SEAFOOD MARINARA ...................................... $14.95

— SUNDAY —

LUNCH: BLACKBOARD SPECIAL ................................................. DINNER: ROAST TURKEY .................................................. $9.99

HAPPY HOUR AT THE BAR MON. thru THURS. 4 TO 6 • FRI. 3 TO 6 WITH FREE PIZZA SUNDAY THRU WEDNESDAY 9 TO 10 THURSDAY NITE TRIVIA NITE HAPPY HOUR PRICES 8 TO 10 CRAFT PINTS $3.50 PRIZES

Sunday & Monday Nite Game Day Specials

$1.50 MILLER LITE DRAFTS $2.50 BOTTLES 1/2 DOZEN WINGS $1.95PRIZES

OUR $10 BOTTLE OF WINE LIST IS BACK

SUNDAY THURSDAY

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