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Handling Everything From Beach To Bay

4701 New Jersey Ave Wildwood, NJ 08260 (609) 522-4400 • (609) 522-9412

COLLEEN WILSON BROKER ASSOCIATE

Cell: (609) 602-2008

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Email: colleen-wilson@comcast.net www.BlueOceanRealty.com www.FromBeachToBay.net

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PlaNNiNg FOR a VERy

ExCitiNg NEW yEaR! www.MoreysPiers.coM • 609.522.3900 • wildwood, NJ

All-New Show for 2011

Embark on an eerie voyage of the undead to experience new haunts and horrors that will terrify even the bravest souls.

Keep your arms and legs (and best friend) close, because you never know what evil lurks within the decaying bowels of Ignis Fatuus.

Mariner’s Landing Pier at Schellenger Avenue

NEW FOR 2011 - CGI RACING, the premiere race management company in the region, and Morey’s Piers present a seaside half marathon on August 28, 2011.

For more information, visit www.MoreysPiers.com or contact our Beach Sports Coordinators at 609-522-3900, ext 1195 or register at thewildhalf.cgiracing.com.

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Contents

3J’s Wildwood Bowl 19th Hole Enterprises Aleathea’s Restaurant Bartender of the week Bayman Concepts Beach Creek Boathouse Restaurant Bolero Fitness Byron, Leonetti & Troiano Byron, Leonetti & Troiano Byron, Leonetti & Troiano Byron, Leonetti & Troiano Cape Islands Carpet Care Cape May Limousine Carini’s Center City Video China House Colleen Wilson. Blue Ocean Realty Compass Building Services Coupon Pages Crest Tavern

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Cricket Wireless Crystal Cleaning Dave’s Mid-Wife Discount Uniform Dog Tooth Bar & Grill Dolce Italia Dr. Mitchell A Hackerman Elite Public Adjusters Firehouse Tavern Flip Flopz Beach Bar & Grill Gia Goodfish Grill Goodnight Irene’s Happy Baby Jersey Cape Realty Juan Pablos Lucky Bones Mack Builders Mad Batter Marie’s Flower Shoppe Marvis Diner McShaffry Masonry & Concrete

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Morey’s Piers New Crocus Rentals O’Boyle’s Irish Pub Photo Retouching Rep’s Heating & Cooling Rio Grande Mattress Scrappy Pappy South Shore Roofing Strange Stuff The Girl Around Town The Gym at 10th Street The Hardware Store Urie’s Usless Information Vacancy Tonight Vegas Diner Warehouse Wicker Weather Forecast Wildwood Sign

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Volume 2, No 7

Chef Vince Chiarella - Owner

Beach Creek’s Matt back making your favorite cocktails on the deck - My wife never knows what she wants until the people next door get it,.

- Those stretch ski pants come in three sizes: small, medium, and don’t bend over.

- Social Security: Where the government guarantees you a steak in your old age when all your teeth are gone.

- No matter how bad the movie is at the drive-in theater, most patrons love every minute of it.

Crystal Cleaning Residential • Commercial Educational • Retail

The Feeling Is Italy The Taste Is Gia Open 4:30 pm Till ? Closed Tues. and Wed. Available for Catering • Gift Certificates

3001 Pacific Avenue, Wildwood, NJ (609) 729-5959 - What do false teeth and stars have in common?

They both come out at night.

- What animal keeps the best time? A watch dog.

- What does a marching band member use to brush his teeth? A tuba toothpaste.

- How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.

- One night I dreamt I was a muffler and I woke up exhausted.

Services Include...

Carpet Cleaning Floor Care Maintenance Landscaping Painting Available 24/7 Specializing in weekly change-overs 609-675-4526 • 856-261-1339 Fax - 856-255-5324

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Serving • Lunch • Dinner • Late Night Snacks

Entertainment Every Weekend Cape May County’s Largest Selection of Craft Brews on Tap Brick Oven Pizzas Made to Order Come to Good Night Irene’s! Where every night is a good night! eryday 36 Beers on Tap Ev

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with Over 50 Bottl

Visit us at www.GoodnightIrenes.com

Daily Lunch Specials & Weekend Dinner Specials

Daily Specials Mexican Mondays 5 pm - 10 pm $3 Corona & Lite $5 Margheritas $1 Tacos & $2 Chicken Taquitos $2.50 Double Decker Tacos $5 Baked Nachos

Tiny Tuesdays 5 pm - 10 pm

$1 Mini Burgers $1 Pot Roast Sliders - $1 Mac n Cheese Sliders $2 Mango Pork Sliders $2 Mini Crab Cakes and $2 Buffalo Chicken Sliders

Wicked Wednesdays

HAPPY HOUR Mon-Fri 4-7 - Bar Only $1 off all Drafts $3 House Wine

$2.50 Domestic Bottles NEW Happy Hour Menu

$3 Mixed Shots - $2 Domestic Bottles 7 pm to 1 am $12 Pitcher Miller Light & Plain Pizza 5 pm - 10pm

Beer Geek Thursdays 7pm - 11pm 35¢ Wings & Blue Moon Steamers $1 off All Craft Beers, Bottles & Drafts

Quizzo at 9 pm Thursday

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32nd Annual Cape May Footrace CREDULOUS AND INCREDULOUS FACTS: ** The total weight of skin for an average human is 6 pounds. ** Registered in 1985, symbolic.com is the first internet domain registered. ** Coffee beans aren’t beans, they are fruit pits. ** A pound of potato chips costs 200 times more than a pound of raw potatoes. ** Fortune cookies were actually invented in America (not China), in 1918, by Charles Jung. ** A snail can sleep for three years. ** February 1865, is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon. ** Dogs have about 10 vocal sounds; cats have over 100. ** There are more Pyramids in Peru than in Egypt.

This Saturday • May 14th

BENEFITS “LIFE ROLLS ON” 44 Volunteers are needed at intersections throughout the certified course. The race will not happen without your help.

On Thursday, May 12th the city will either approve us having this race or cancelling it.

Please contact Doreen at: Chamber of Commerce of Greater Cape May 609-884-5508 X102 We need Volunteers from 8am to 11:30 am

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Butch and Joe at Lighthouse Pointe

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Dan and Lori at the Boathouse . . . Lori, the wire does not attach to your earrings

Jerri-Anne and Colleen at Beach Creek Lighthouse hostess Phyllis

Wholesome Humor on the Internet

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.

Monday thru Friday with “Syman Says!”

E-mail your name to: symansays@rcn.com A Newsletter on the Internet since 1999

--SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL

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SIMPLE AS 1,2,4 At a high school in Montana, a group of students played a prank. They let three goats loose inside the school.

But before turning them loose, they painted numbers of the sides of the goats: 1, 2, and 4.

School administrators spent most of the day looking for No. #3!

Lighthouse staff on opening day.

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Maureen and Val at Lighthouse Pointe

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Pharmacist Bill Mahoney at the Atlantic Ave. Rite-Aide

Dan & Dennis @ Beach Creek

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Robyn & Chris @ Beach Creek

4100 NJ Ave. Wildwood, NJ Monday - Thursday 11 am - 11 pm Friday & Saturday 11 am - 12 pm Sunday Noon to 10 pm

Call 609-729-8700 609-729-7800 609-729-8888 100% Vegetable Oil

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Lunch Specials $4.99

Credit Cards Accepted

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Belle & Denise holding down the fort at Cabrera South

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Happy Hour

Mon. - Fri. 2 - 6 PM Food & Drink Specials

NJ LOTTERY • PACKAGE GOODS DURING PHILLIES & FLYERS GAMES . . .

ENJOY $2 PABST POUNDERS

Join Us For Mother’s Day Dinner Specials starting at $9.95 Includes Complimentary Desserts for All Moms.

DAILY LUNCH SPECIALS The Beer Engine is Up and Running with delicious Flying Fish Fresh Ale 9400 Pacific Avenue • Wildwood Crest (609) 522-1200 • www.cresttavern.com

COMING SOON!!

Our New Cask Ale Beer Engine

Bill & Brenda

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Bob & Monica @ Beach Creek

Everyday Happenings: - The most useless thing to do...

Worry - The greatest joy... Giving - The greatest loss... Loss of self respect - The most satisfying work... Helping others - The ugliest personality trait...

Selfishness - The most endangered species...

Dedicated leaders.

- The greatest “shot” in the arm...

Encouragement - The greatest problem to overcome...

Fear - Most effective sleeping pill...

Peace of mind - The most crippling failure disease... Excuses

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- The most powerful force of life...

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Bob & Monica @ Beach Creek

In time of war the first casualty is truth.

--BOAKE CARTER

Carllyn & Bob @ Beach Creek

Dave’s Mid-Wife Services

I will deliver your baby in a professional manner

609-849-8811 www.NormalDave.com

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Dawn at Rio Grande Avenue Wawa

Crest Memorial teachers and their new additions @ CMS fun Friday

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Wildwood Crest • Weekly Rentals 3 Bedrooms • Close to Beach New Crocus by the Sea offers unique and charming 3 bedroom apartments during the summer season in Wildwood Crest. Apartments are available on a weekly basis from May through September. New Crocus is only 2 1/2 short blocks to the beach, and close to the famous Wildwood boardwalk.

Call Tom @ 609-972-6495

Dolce Italia

Open 7 Days from 11am

Pizzeria & Restaurant

Early Bird Dinner Specials 3 - 5 pm Includes Soup or Salad • Free Dessert

Eat-In • Take-Out • Free Delivery

(609) 522-6228 210 NEW JERSEY AVENUE NORTH WILDWOOD

Telephone Credit Card Purchase $2 Additional

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NO LAYOFFS • Let your voice be heard on Tuesday, May 10,2011

• Vote “NO” for the Ballot Questions • It’s Time ... To Make This Town a Safe Family Resort Again

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A mother and her young inquisitive son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.

The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, “If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don’t planes have baby planes?”

The mother (who couldn’t think of an answer) told her son to ask the flight attendant.

So the boy dutifully asked the flight attendant, “If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don’t planes have baby planes?”

The flight attendant responded, “Did your mother tell you to ask me that?

The little boy admitted that she did.

“Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time.

Now, let your mother explain that to you!”

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PUBLIC SAFETY OR PUBLIC NIGHTMARE? Don’t let the mayor treat your safety like he treats his property.

#1 Hazard

MAYOR DEMARZO’S PROPERTY ON TACONY ROAD

The inspector that cited this for repair was fired for it!

Now the cur rent commissioners want to fire

officers and cut the fire departme

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duty jeopardizing your safety!

Vote for the team that believes in safe neighborhoods.

Vote Byron, Leonetti, Troiano Vote 1, 2, 3

Vote No to Question 1

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s ’ l e g o V k n a More of Fr

Useless Information 11 PEOPLE ... ON A ROPE Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter.

IF YOU DON’T KNOW GOD, DON’T MAKE STUPID REMARKS!!!!!!

10 men and 1 woman.

The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren’t able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech.

A United States Marine was taking some college courses between assignments. He had completed 20 missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.

She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, “GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform... I’ll give you exactly 15 min.” The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, “Here I am GOD, I’m still waiting.”

As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping . . . . . . . .

Diplomacy is saying “Nice Doggy” until you can find a big stick.

--Sir WinSton ChurChill

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform.

The professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.

The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, “What in the world is the matter with you? Why did you do that?”

The Marine calmly replied, “GOD was too busy today protecting America’s soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me.”

“Don’t step on it . . . it makes you cry.”

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The classroom erupted in cheers!

Debbie & Jim @ Beach Creek

SERVING

Happy Hour 4 - 6 Breakfast Everyday 8 to 3 Lunch Everyday 11 to 3 Dinner Everyday from 5 pm Sunday from 4 pm

Easter Sunday on the Boardwalk

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Jason at Rio Grande Wawa

Jeffery, Erica and Hank @ Flip Flopz

Special 10% OFF EVERYTHING Discount IN THE STORE Must present coupon at time of purchase. Excludes bed frames. Cannot be combined with any other offer.

Twin Sets ....... Starting at $189 Full Sets ......... Starting at $259 Queen Sets ..... Starting at $299

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Linda & Jim @ Beach Creek

Lissette at Rio Grande Avenue Wawa

Lunch with Lynch

Show Mom Your Love This Mother’s Day Open 10 am - 2 pm Mother’s Day

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Bolero Fitness Open Year Round 10,000 Square Foot Facility Located on the 7th Floor

Featuring: Over 11,000 Lbs. Of Weights Free Weights & Machines Indoor Rooftop Pool - Hot Tubs Stand-Up Tanning Bed - Steam Room

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Shelly & Debbie at Rio Grande Avenue Wawa

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“Discount” Uniform Center Specializing in Uniforms for All Professions

10% off all scrubs with coupon

• MEDICAL • RESTAURANT • CHEF WEAR • MOTEL • SECURITY • EXECUTIVE

Embroidery & Screen Printing Services Available

Tuxedo Rentals Wedding Specialist Joyce & George Ziegler (609) 522-0024 3002 PACIFIC AVENUE • WILDWOOD, NJ 08260

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Tim & Barb @ Beach Creek

Bartender of the Week

Kevin & Ann from “Flip Flopz” STOLIO CHRANS VODKA Orange Juice a splash of lemon lime soda shake and pour

Scrappy Pappy Will Pick Up Free!

Call 609)-972-9249 or (609)-972-5248

Tommy getting Jack his coffee

Clean Ups and Trash Removal Too! Unwanted Metal-Refrigerators, Stoves, etc.

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Easter Sunday on the Boardwalk

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Welcome to Beech Creek

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