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Handling Everything From Beach To Bay

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All-New Show for 2011

Embark on an eerie voyage of the undead to experience new haunts and horrors that will terrify even the bravest souls.

Keep your arms and legs (and best friend) close, because you never know what evil lurks within the decaying bowels of Ignis Fatuus.

Mariner’s Landing Pier at Schellenger Avenue

NEW FOR 2011 - CGI RACING, the premiere race management company in the region, and Morey’s Piers present a seaside half marathon on August 28, 2011.

For more information, visit www.MoreysPiers.com or contact our Beach Sports Coordinators at 609-522-3900, ext 1195 or register at thewildhalf.cgiracing.com.

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Volume 2, No 8

Chef Vince Chiarella - Owner

Aldo & Maria restaurant showcase @ The Bolero - My wife never knows what she wants until the people next door get it,.

- Those stretch ski pants come in three sizes: small, medium, and don’t bend over.

- Social Security: Where the government guarantees you a steak in your old age when all your teeth are gone.

- No matter how bad the movie is at the drive-in theater, most patrons love every minute of it.

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They both come out at night.

- What animal keeps the best time? A watch dog.

- What does a marching band member use to brush his teeth? A tuba toothpaste.

- How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.

- One night I dreamt I was a muffler and I woke up exhausted.

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Serving • Lunch • Dinner • Late Night Snacks

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Daily Specials Mexican Mondays 5 pm - 10 pm $3 Corona & Lite $5 Margheritas $1 Tacos & $2 Chicken Taquitos $2.50 Double Decker Tacos $5 Baked Nachos

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32nd Annual Cape May Footrace This Saturday • May 14th

BENEFITS “LIFE ROLLS ON” 44 Volunteers are needed at intersections throughout the certified course. The race will not happen without your help.

On Thursday, May 12th the city will either approve us having this race or cancelling it.

Please contact Doreen at: Chamber of Commerce of Greater Cape May 609-884-5508 X102 We need Volunteers from 8am to 11:30 am

CREDULOUS AND INCREDULOUS FACTS: ** The total weight of skin for an average human is 6 pounds. ** Registered in 1985, symbolic.com is the first internet domain registered. ** Coffee beans aren’t beans, they are fruit pits. ** A pound of potato chips costs 200 times more than a pound of raw potatoes. ** Fortune cookies were actually invented in America (not China), in 1918, by Charles Jung. ** A snail can sleep for three years. ** February 1865, is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon. ** Dogs have about 10 vocal sounds; cats have over 100. ** There are more Pyramids in Peru than in Egypt.

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Angel, Janice & Ron restaurant showcase @ The Bolero

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Can’t beat Father Wallace he has God on his side

Dave & Jennifer restaurant showcase @ The Bolero

Wholesome Humor on the Internet Monday thru Friday with “Syman Says!�

E-mail your name to: symansays@rcn.com A Newsletter on the Internet since 1999

Eduardo & Dennis restaurant showcase @ The Bolero

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.

--SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL

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SIMPLE AS 1,2,4 At a high school in Montana, a group of students played a prank. They let three goats loose inside the school.

But before turning them loose, they painted numbers of the sides of the goats: 1, 2, and 4.

School administrators spent most of the day looking for No. #3!

Frank & Peggy restaurant showcase @ The Bolero

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Fred & Mia Gia’s restaurant showcase @ The Bolero

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become an auto mechanic.

He went to the local technical college, signed up for classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous skill.

When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%!

Benefit to support Olympic Triathlon Hopeful ~ Joseph Maloy!

When: Sunday, May 15th 3-6 Where: Bayview Restaurant, Wildwood Crest Adults~$20 Children~$10 * Tickets are available at the door or call Jackie 602-0666 or Mary at 425-0985 Joe is just two races away from becoming an Olympic triathlete!

Fearing an error, he called the instructor.

“I don’t want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result,” the doc said, “but I wonder if there is an error in the grade.”

“During the exam,” the instructor said, “you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.”

After a pause, the instructor added, “I gave you an extra 50% because you did it through the muffler, and I have never seen that done before.”

Proceeds will go toward offsetting travel expenses for him (and his bike!)

FYI all checks are made out to: The Joe Maloy Fund.

Donations are appreciated.

Any questions~Call : Jackie~ 602-0666 Or Mary~ 425-0985

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Glenn, Kate & Goodie restaurant showcase @ The Bolero

Jane, Kim & Jodi WCHS Casino Royale

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Jim & Colleen Beach Creek restaurant showcase @ The Bolero

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Jim & Steve restaurant showcase @ The Bolero

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John restaurant showcase @ The Bolero

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Coconut Shrimp Four Coconut batter dipped Shrimp served with Pineapple Salsa. 11

Chips with Salsa 1.5 Chips with Queso 5 Chips with Guacamole 8 Chips with Rock Shrimp & Queso 9

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Jalapeño Crab Chips “Juan Pablo’s favorite way to start a meal!”

Crisp Tostada with spicy Crab, melted Monterey Jack & Cheddar Cheesesand Jalapeños. 13 Mussels Crema Jerez (One Pound) Mussels finished with Sherry and Cream Served with grilled bread. 12 Beef Empanada Homemade Spicy beef wrapped in Spanish pastry With Ranchero Sauce and Crema Fresco. 9 Buffalo Wings (10) Breaded Wings served with Blue Cheese, in your Choice of House Special Honey Hot, Hot, or BBQ .12 Pork Tamale Pork and Corn Masa Steamed in Corn Husk and Topped with melted cheese and served with Choice of Green Chili or Ranchero Sauce. 10

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Chilies Rellenos Roasted Anaheim Chile stuffed with Mexican Cheese dipped in a Crepe Batter & Chili Sauce. 10

Seafood Nacho Fresh Corn Tortillas topped with crab, shrimp, and a Sherry Cream Cheese Sauce, Red Onion, Scallions, Tomatoes, and Avocado Crema. 16 Nachos Fresh Corn Tortillas topped with Monterey Jack And Cheddar Cheeses, Refried Beans, Jalapeños, Black Olives, Scallions, Diced Tomatoes, Sour Cream and Salsa. 10 Spanish Calamari Crispy Calamari tossed in a Jalapeno Vinaigrette Seasoned with Smoked Mojito Salt. 10 Taquitos Four crispy corn tortillas stuffed with spicy Chicken and cheese and served with Chile Ranch Dressing. 9 Kobe & Chorizo Sliders Three sliders, Chipotle Onions, Pepper Jack Cheese and topped with a Fried Jalapeño Pickle.10

Mexican Flatbread New Creation Daily, Check with Server. 11

Grilled Marinated Chicken. 16 Char-Grilled Steak. 19 Sautéed Rock Shrimp. 20

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Three Hard or Soft Tortillas

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Pulled Chicken or Beef. 13 BBQ Pork Taco NEW BBQ Pork with Monterey Jack and Cheddar Cheeses & Cole Slaw. 13 Rock Shrimp or Fish. 15

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Corona Grouper Pan Roasted Grouper served over red rice and seasonal vegetables and a citrus Corona Beer Blanc. 24 Catch of the Day Veracruz Catch of the Day lightly dusted with masa, pan seared then topped with tomato, capers, chilies and herbs, served with red rice & seasonal vegetables. 22

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Stuffed French Toast

Pollo Tequila Blanco Grilled boneless chicken breast finished with a sauce of gold tequila, cream, cilantro and lime served over rice with seasonal vegetables. 17

Two thick Slices of French Toast Stuffed with Mango Cream Cheese and served with a Grand Marnier Sauce. 11 Add Sausage or Bacon 3

Monterey jack cheeses topped with black olives, scallions. 9 add Steak 4, Chorizo 2 or Shrimp 4

Juan Pablo’s Paella Saffron rice with chorizo, chicken, clams, mussels, shrimp, scallops and fresh fish served with sweet peas and roasted red peppers. 26

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Pollo Mole Slow brazed leg & thigh quarter chicken in a tomato with a hint of Mexican Chocolate served over rice and beans. 14 Chili Rellinos Platter Roasted Auaheim Chilies Stuffed with Mexican Cheese, Dipped in Crepe Batter And Baked with Ranchero Sauce. Served with Mexican Rice, Refried Beans, Sour Cream, and Salsa. 15 Pork Tamale Platter Pork & Corn Mesa Steamed in Corn Husk & Topped with Melted Cheese and Ranchero Sauce.

Served with Mexican Rice, Refried Beans, Sour Cream, and Salsa. 15

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Add Guacamole to any Entrée or Tapa for $3

Max: “When the rabbit cut across the field, defeat went over defence before detail.”

Crab Torta Two blue crab cakes served with avocado and piquillo sauce. Served with Spanish roasted potatoes & seasonal vegetables. 26

Two Eggs Any Style. 5 Omelets. 8 Pancakes. 6 Pork Tamale and Eggs French Toast. 6 2 eggs Pork and Corn Masa Steamed in Corn Husk and Topped with melted cheese and served with home fries and toast.12 Fajita Omelet Skirt Steak & Eggs Three eggs with seasoned peppers & onions, cheddar and

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Breaded Chicken Tenders tossed in our special honey hot buffalo sauce With Lettuce, Tomatoes and Blue Cheese Dressing. 10

Chipotle Apple Pork Loin Pork loin finished with an apple and chipotle glaze served with Seasonal vegetables and Spanish potatoes. 20

Cheddar & jalapeño wrap filled with home fries, eggs and Cheddar and Monterey Jack Cheeses and Chorizo.

Served with salsa and sour cream. 12

Two Eggs and 6oz Grilled Skirt Steak topped with Chimichurri and Citrus Chive Creme Fresh served on tostada shell. 12

Pan-seared Blue Crab Cake with Piquillo Sauce & Guacamole on a Brioche Roll. 14

Buffalo Chicken Wrap

Four Cheese. 9

Chorizo, Roasted Spanish Potatoes, Poblano Chilies, Cilantro, Onions & Four Cheeses. 12

SAMPLE BREAKFAST MENU

Warm tortillas topped with black beans, chorizo, 2 eggs and salsa served with home fries. 12

8 oz ground Kobe & Chorizo Topped with Caramelized BBQ Onions, Peppers, Pepper Jack Cheese, Lettuce, Tomatoes.12

Teacher: “Max, use ‘defeat,’ ‘defence,’ and ‘detail’ in a sentence.”

Crab Cake Sandwich

Juan Pablo

Served with Sour Cream & Salsa

Rock Shrimp 16 Vegetable 12

Breakfast Burrito

8 oz Char grilled ground Kobe served with Lettuce, Tomato and Red Onion on a Brioche Roll. 9 Add Cheese. 1

Skirt Steak Argentine Char grilled skirt steak topped with chimichurri sauce served with roasted Spanish potatoes and grilled asparagus. 22

Grilled Vegetable. 10

Beef 14

Chicken Chorizo

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Rock Shrimp. 13

Pork 14

Grilled Chicken Breast with Pepper Jack Cheese, Lettuce Tomato and Guacamole on a Brioche Roll. 10

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Chicken or Beef. 15 Shrimp & Crab. 20 Potato Poblano. 13

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Jalapeno Poppers Cream Cheese Poppers served with Chile Ranch Dipping Sauce. 7

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Taco Salad Crispy Jalapeño Cheddar Tortilla bowl filled with seasoned Beef, Monterey Jack & Cheddar Cheeses, Refried Beans, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions, Black Olives, Guacamole, Sour Cream & Salsa served with Chile Ranch Dressing. 15 Mexican Chop Salad Crisp Romaine & Iceberg Lettuce, Tomatoes, Red Onions, Roasted Corn, Grilled Seasonal Vegetables, Black Beans, Roasted Peppers, Avocado with Queso Fresco & Cotija Cheeses and served with your Choice of dressing. 12 Avocado Salad Sliced Avocado on a bed of crisp Romaine, Topped with Queso Fresco, Cilantro, Red Onions, Tomatoes, served with Honey Tangerine Vinaigrette. 14 Add to any Salad: Chicken 4 Rock Shrimp or Steak 5 House made Dressings Chipotle Vinaigrette, Asian Pear, Chile Ranch, Blue Cheese, Spicy Caesar

Hamburger

Crab Torta Pan Seared Encrusted Blue Crab cake with Piquillo Sauce and poblano chilies & lime. 12

Served with Rice and Refried Beans, Sour Cream and Salsa

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Mexican Caesar Salad Crisp Romaine, Tortilla Strips, Avocado and Cotija Cheese tossed in a Spicy Caesar Dressing. 10

Grilled Chicken with Chorizo Sausage and Pepper Jack Cheese, Lettuce, Tomatoes, and Piquillo Sauce on a Brioche Roll. 11

Spinach, Artichoke & Poblano Dip Served with warm Tortilla Chips. 9

Mexican Fries Topped with Monterey Jack & Cheddar Cheeses, Poblano Chiles, Onions, Sour Cream & Salsa. 8 Add Beef, Chicken or Pork 3

La Sopa Del Dia Chefs Choice of the day in a Bowl. 6 Black Bean Soup Topped with grilled Veggies & Crema Fresca. 6 Lobster Bisque Classic House made bisque. 9

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Useless Information FIFTY BUCKS IS FIFTY BUCKS Bill and his wife Blanche went to the state fair every year, and every year Bill would say, “Blanche, I’d like to ride in that helicopter “ Blanche always replied, “I know, Bill, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks!”

One year Bill and Blanche went to the fair, and Bill said, “Blanche, I’m 75 years old. If I don’t ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance” To this, Blanche replied, “Bill that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks” The pilot overheard the couple and said, “Folks I’ll make you a deal. I’ll take the both of you for a ride.

If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don’t say a word I won’t charge you a penny! But if you say one word it’s fifty dollars.”

Bill and Blanche agreed and up they went.

The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks, but still not a word...

When they landed, the pilot turned to Bill and said, “By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn’t. I’m impressed!”

Bill replied, “Well, to tell you the truth I almost said something when Blanche fell out, but you know, Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!”

Fox Hunt Philosophy by Syman

“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend; indside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.”

- Groucho

George Carlin’s Views on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we’re kids? If you’re less than 10 years old, you’re so excited about aging that you think in fractions.

‘How old are you?’ ‘I’m four and a half!’ You’re never thirty-six and a half. You’re four and a half, going on five! That’s the key.

You get into your teens, now they can’t hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.

‘How old are you?’ ‘I’m goanna be 16!’ You could be 13, but hey, you’re goanna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life!

You become 21 . . . Even the words sound like a ceremony. YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!

But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out.

There’s no fun now, you’re Just a sour-dumpling..

What’s wrong? What’s changed?

You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you’re PUSHING 40.

Whoa! Put on the brakes, it’s all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone...

But! Wait!! ! You MAKE it to 60. You didn’t think you would!

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, and REACH 50 and make it to 60.

You’ve built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it’s a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!

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You get into! Your 80’s and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn’t end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; ‘I Was JUST 92.’

Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. ‘I’m 100 and a half!’

May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!

Crest Savings Crew at the Restaurant Showcase

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Lighthouse Pointe’s Judy Judy behind the bar

The Kentucky Derby girls at Lighthouse Pointe

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Lori, Joe & Robert Boathouse restaurant showcase @ The Bolero

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Mother’s Day baptism @ Notre Dame de la Mer

Nancy & Beth restaurant showcase @ The Bolero

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A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails.

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Crab Dip Maryland Style House Recipe of Blue Crab, Peppers, Onions and Tomatoes in a Creamy Cheese Dip, Served with Toasted Ciabatta Bread. 14 Crab Cake Sliders Three Blue Crab Cake Mini Sandwiches Served with Lettuce, Tartar sauce & Crispy Pickles. 12

Clams Casino Six Middleneck Clams Stuffed With Red Pepper, Onions, Parmesan & Breadcrumbs & Topped with Bacon. 11 Raw Oysters Six Raw Oysters served on the Half Shell. 11 Oysters Rockefeller Four Atlantic Oysters Baked & Topped with Bacon, Spinach and Cream Stuffing & Sprinkled with Parmesan Cheese. 13

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Band Stand restaurant showcase @ The Bolero

Firecracker Shrimp Crispy Rock Shrimp tossed in Sweet Tai Chili and topped with Green Onions and cilantro. 11 Coconut Shrimp Four Coconut breaded Shrimp served With Pineapple Salsa. 10 Lobster popcorn “Maisie’s favorite way to start a meal!” Beer Battered Lobster Lightly Fried & served with a Sherry Cream Sauce. 16

Steamed Clams or Mussels Middleneck Clams or Mussels served in your choice of: White Wine & Garlic Sauce, Hot & Spicy Red Sauce or Sherry Cream Sauce. 12 Skewers (3) Skirt Steak Marinated Skirt Steak with Chimichuri Sauce. 9 Chicken Chicken Breast with Sun Dried Tomato Pesto 8 Seafood Flatbread New creation daily check with your server . 11 Wings 10 Crispy Wings with Blue Cheese Dressing Hot, Honey Hot or Bbq.12

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Choose your fish, choose your sauce Served with your choice of 2 sides

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