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What's All This Then? A quick look at the list of folks in this issue shows fully half of them are first-timers to these pages! So, since we're sure they're eager to see their names in bold, without further ado, let's welcome along Steve Bales, with the wonderful pencil study gracing the inside cover. At the other extreme, Daryl Hutchinson does the, er, hot lady on this page. Dave Goldsmith has a view of space exploration NASA has yet to consider, Butch Burcham does a lovely ilia of a lovely lady, and the team of Andrew Wahl and the ever enigmatic Scum give us a look at some things. Our final newcomer, Rick McCollum teams up with oldcomer (yuck!) Brad W Foster for this issues cover. Other old farts return as well-both Phil Butler and his buddy Guido are back for another lesson in love, this time with a lady who works hard to stay in shape. Of course, Robert Outlaw and Foster show that sexy women come in all shapes and sizes! Our centerspread is another of Jim Gillespie's fantastic heroines-that's Quique Silva, sure to affect the glands of good and bad guys alike! Steve Sullivan and Lee Burks tackle themes of sel-f and fantasy gals, respectively (or not), while Kyle Miller makes a pitch for improving the job market choices for us all! Finally, the good and bad news is The Randy Reviewer11as a warning about this month's video-it's a bad film, but being warned away from it is good ...or something like
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