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ALL WIRED UP
BY THOMAS BARKER
BROWN FORMAN BEVERAGES: WHERE SOCIAL RESPONSIBILITY AND THE LGBT COMMUNITY COMBINE It seems every day there is a new vodka, rum, tequila, and whisky hitting the market. At gay bars and clubs, we are inundated with samples of the latest libation – some of which have gone on to become favorites among our community, others… not so much. A couple of years ago, while partying it up at MOVA, I had the opportunity to meet the South Florida market manager for Brown Forman Beverages, Hernan Valverde. Sitting with a gaggle of hot promo models, Hernan handed me a shot of Herradura Tequila. Now if you ever want to win me over immediately, this is certainly the way to do it! Now if you haven’t seen Brown Forman’s products at your local bar, you must be going to the wrong places, as Hernan has dedicated a countless amount of time and energy on really working with and supporting the LGBT community. You can spot Finlandia Vodka, Herradura Tequila, Chambord, and his latest Chambord Vodka at almost every gay venue in town. And if that were not enough, almost every major LGBT fundraising event in town also features his products. “It is really important to me and my company to really focus on and support the gay community,” explains Hernan. “We have an incredible relationship with the major LGBT organizations here, as well as the different gay bars and restaurants in Miami and around the country.”
Brown Forman Beverages has become the statewide sponsor for all of Equality Florida’s major fundraising galas, providing cocktails for thousands of people at over 13 different galas and events in order to raise funds for the largest statewide LGBT rights organization in Florida. Brown Forman Beverages has also been the liquor sponsor for SummerFest two years in a row, helping the National Gay and Lesbian Task Force raise some much needed funds to continue the great work they do all over the country. They’ve also sponsored the largest HIV/AIDS fundraising event in South Florida, The White Party two years in a row. If that were not enough, they also sponsored the third edition of Miami Beach Gay Pride. Because of their product donation, Miami Beach Gay Pride raised more than $65,000 on the day of Pride! That in and of itself is incredible. “For me, it is not just about making a donation and walking away,” continues Hernan. “I make it a point to build relationships with our community partners, so we can support their causes and events as much as possible. We are not a flash in the pan like so many of these other brands that have come and gone. We are here to stay and will always support my community.” And it is important to point out that Hernan is just one of thousands of employees, who continually support the LGBT community on a regular basis. This $5 billion company is one of
the largest liquor companies in the world, and it is also the only liquor company in the world to have a 100-point rating on the Human Rights Campaign’s Equality Index. They were one of the first major corporations to offer domestic partnership benefits and even healthcare benefits for their transgendered employees, which is absolutely unheard of! As you can see, I am a big supporter of Brown Forman Beverages – not only because Hernan has become a close friend of mine, but also because Brown Forman has truly put their money where their mouth is by supporting so many important causes in our community. Through their support, sponsorships, and donations over the past few years, Brown Forman Beverages has literally helped raise hundreds, if not millions, of dollars for LGBT community organizations all over the state! Who says equality shouldn’t come with a cocktail or two! This week, we have dedicated our cover story to a new gay weekend event in Miami that was actually created by Brown Forman Beverages. Chambord Vodka Weekend will take place this Friday, August 5th to Sunday, August 7th at all of our favorite gay bars and restaurants! I hope you will come out, have a cocktail with me, and support a company that has given back so much to our community! See you on the dance floor!
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enjoy it. If you like good food and beauti-
knew about it. I guess the fact that I am a bit spoiled, yet incredibly blessed, by my media life means that sometimes I assume everyone knows about some of the wonderful things I get to experience. That was certainly not the case, even in a group of people who love dining out.
eally is hard to believe that a year has already gone by since we blished the first ever Pride Collector’s Edition of Wire magazine, So, for those of you who don’t know aboutis it, and those who maythe appreciate that definitely case. Pride is once again taking place in a quick reminder, Miami Spice is back in town and celebrating its 10-year anniversary ofBeach wonderful dining experiences. Orami this Saturday and we hope that all our readers in ganized by the Greater Miami Convention & Visitors Bureau, Miami ami Fort will have a chance to enjoy this Spice and runs from August 1lauderdale to September 30, 2011. It is a “mouth-watering restaurant promotion, showcasing the very best ek’s 2010 Edition. We couldn’t have gotten of Miami cuisine.”Pride Miami’s topCollector’s restaurants offer three course meals for lunch ($22) and dinner ($35), of their re without allfeaturing yoursomesupport, and the support of our advertisers, signature dining delights. Visit www. wireweekly.com and look under “Upcoming Events Parties” for members more inforonsors, and& all the of the Wire staff. Thanks very much mation. everyone usof make this possible! My suggestionfor is to helping go through the list restaurants that are offering Miami Spice, make sure you check the dates of availability, and look at their menus. There is a lot to choose from and two months to
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POST MODERN MEDIA FASCINATION WITH POWER OF GOVERNMENT HINDERS REAL REFORM At least since the Vietnam War (if not much earlier), media’s role in shaping opinions on issues of politics and public policy has been a powerful one, and one which was uncomfortable to many people who understood just what power media could wield. After all, there is reality and then there is how reality is packaged and massproduced for public consumption. But in those early years, media was bound – albeit by itself – to the ideas of being a public service, of having responsibility to the public, of honesty and ethics. As media became more oriented toward profits and became inundated by J-school grads who were inspired to journalism to “change the world,” those old ideas gave way to the rise of today’s media. Elements of that media include the ones most people have heard spoken of – gotcha journalism, freakish celebrity obsessions, and outright bias, even hatred, of anyone who did not agree with the opinions of media members who morphed truth into packages of lies to support their nefarious agenda. However, there is another virus at the nexus of media and politics. The media loves government; worships it; almost to the point of deification. Sure, savvy journalists might decry politicians as a species, but there are always exceptions. And, most importantly, journalists love the systems of government. The more government, the better, which explains journalists’ adoring fascination with the American Left and with “heroes” like Mao, Castro and Chavez.
There are many reasons for this idolatry. Most importantly they see a cause-effect relationship between their own goals with “bettering society” and government action. Journalists report on homelessness; government moves to craft programs to help the homeless; the media assault any voice of dissent; and – voila – journalists feel a sense of satisfaction. They are empowered and justified in finding the next cause to try to prompt government to act, shading and crafting imagery that might or might not have any relation to actual fact. It doesn’t really matter that things like homelessness, poverty, race issues only get worse after the interference of government. Journalists can then claim the higher road in their minds and assert that government still isn’t doing enough for whatever the cause of the day is. This incestuous relationship is the root of the media’s blind, fawning, utterly anti-intellectual worshipping of the Left and journalists’ willingness to outright lie to support Lefty causes. A second reason for media’s love of government is, frankly, covering government is easier than working. Why get out, dig through facts, examine data, and dirty oneself talking to evil private sector people or gross homeless people – when the government is right there to hand you a story. As long as the agendas match up; and since politicians know how to manipulate journalists, the agendas do typically coincide. This dirty little secret occurred to me this week when I saw a Miami Herald columnist supporting the idea that fat
kids belong in foster care. The unintentional irony was overwhelming. After all, this is the same newspaper that for years has reported on the Oliver Twist-esque nature of foster care in Florida. Kids die, kids disappear, kids are abused – and rarely do foster kids ever escape the yoke of dependence, poverty, and crime. But the idea of shiny new expanding of government authority must send a shiver up the leg of many mainstream journalists. Ah, more government to solve problems (*cough*) and make us feel validated! Given the state of Miami-Dade politics, this should be a concern to all residents. Media is going to shape our perceptions of the reform efforts, or at least a good portion of our perceptions. How can we trust the media? Simply, we can’t. Only the public can act as a watchdog to our lousy local governments. Media and the journalists who pollute it are operating on a whole different, selfindulgent agenda. It’s more important than ever to be aware of this as the county endeavors to clean up its image. Because it could get worse. And the media could be leading the way to disaster. Author and journalist Michael W. Sasser’s commentary on all things political appears exclusively in Wire Magazine. Your e-mail is welcome at Michael@Wireweekly. com.
SABRET’S BIRTHDAY BASH @ SCORE PHOTOS BY HENRY PEREZ
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WIRE TRAVELLING BRUNCH @ VIDA IN THE FONTAINEBLEAU PHOTOS BY RAFA CARVAJAL & JESSE SPENCER
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WIRE COVER: JESSICA & HUNTER: THE AMAZEBALLS OF CHAMBORD VODKA WEEKEND
BY THOMAS BARKER PHOTOS BY: JONATHAN CLAY HARRIS There’s a new vodka in town, and it is taking over Miami this weekend! That’s right, the delicious new Chambord Vodka is so incredible; it’s getting its own weekend during the Chambord Vodka Weekend ’11. From Friday, August 5 to Sunday, August 7, 2012 the City of Miami will go pink for the newest libation by Brown Forman Beverages, during this brand new weekend festival of dancing, drinking, dining, and entertainment! “The concept of Chambord Vodka Weekend is all about having a great time with great people,” explains Chambord Vodka Weekend founder, Thomas Schneider. “We want everyone who attends to have a big smile and the best of memories at the end of the weekend. A major goal was to keep each event fresh, exciting, and extremely entertaining. And oh boy will they! I really hope everyone goes along for the ride and checks out each of the events, because they will truly be amazing.” The latest edition to the summer festival line-up will be hosted by YouTube sensations Jessica & Hunter and feature an assortment of DJs, performers, and entertainers. The duo got their start on YouTube and have quickly become Internet icons. Their short skit segments are a combination of Absolutely Fabulous meets crackonista meets a WHOLE LOTTA GAY! They have been featured in a number of award shows and by an assortment of media outlets – even becoming the favorite of Mr. Perez Hilton himself. “One of the highlights of the weekend will certainly be the talent we have brought on board,” says Brown Forman Beverages South Florida market
manager, Hernan Valverde. “Between the incredible Jessica & Hunter, infamous Lady Bunny, and talented DJs like Charlie Rojas, Miik, FR8-O, and George Figares, this weekend is going to be amazing!” Chambord Vodka Weekend will begin on Friday, Aug. 5th at the gorgeous Angler’s Boutique Resort with a prix fixed three-course VIP dinner, followed by an incredible evening of martinis at MOVA and dancing at the brand new 1020 Club @ The Clevelander. On Saturday, the shenanigans will kick off at the Cannon Ball Pool Party at the Catalina Hotel in South Beach. Later that night, pink revelers will get wild on the dance floor of Lincoln Road’s only gay dance club, Score Nightclub. If that were not enough, partygoers will get down, dirty, and scandalous at Miami’s only gay stripper club, the new Johnny’s Miami. Sunday is all about detoxing, as Chambord Vodka Weekend takes over The Standard Hotel and Spa for brunch. Diners will enjoy a prix fixed threecourse meal paired with free unlimited Chambord Vodka cocktails and a complimentary mud bath at The Standard Spa. Afterwards, Jessica & Hunter will take over Ocean Drive at The Palace for the Chambord Vodka T. At 6 p.m. the duo will perform, while Chambord Vodka Weekend participants enjoy an hour of free Chambord Vodka cocktails from 6 p.m. to 7 p.m. The final hoorah will take place at MOVA Lounge during the wildest and most scandalous party in South Beach, Out ‘n’ Ugly!
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WIRE COVER: JESSICA & HUNTER: THE AMAZEBALLS OF CHAMBORD VODKA WEEKEND
Before the weekend of debauchery begins, I was able to snag an interview with Jessica & Hunter to get the low down on their crazy adventures and the wild weekend ahead! For more information on Chambord Vodka Weekend, look up Chambord Vodka Weekend on Facebook or visit www.wireweekly.com! Weekend passes are available in advance for only $40. Weekend passes include access to all events with the exception of the dining events, 1 free Chambord Vodka cocktail at each event, and special surprises and giveaways. What is the concept of Jessica and Hunter? Hunter: Living in LA we see this type of person all over the place and, since we both have a dark and twisted sense of humor, we really wanted to do something with these people who are out every night and obsessed with pop culture. We are really poking fun at the obsession with the media and placing more importance on the world of celebrity than is ever necessary. How did you develop the characters? Jessica: I had been struggling with a character that worked at a MAC makeup counter who was obsessed with smokey eyes and pale lips. One night we were out in West Hollywood and we encountered these hilarious kids who were disgusted by the fact that I was over 25. JC and I realized that was our jump off point for Jessica and Hunter.
sketch, but the response was amazeballs. Our director kept bringing them back and audiences would die. Jessica: We would literally have to hold for what seemed like forever for people to stop laughing till we could move on. I think audiences really recognize these characters, sometimes maybe even a little bit in themselves. How are you like your characters and how are you different? Jessica: Well, I am very boring compared to Jessica, and people are often shocked when they meet me out of character, since I live like a soccer mom. But honestly, there is a little Jessica buried deep down inside me who is a judgmental little bitch that loves to be in the center of all things fabulous. Hunter: To start, I am NO WHERE near as tan as Hunter and I am absolutely shocked whenever someone recognizes me out of costume. I look completely different, and Hunter’s energy, the way he talks and moves, and dresses is quite different from me. However, I too have a tiny little Hunter inside me who loves being in the swirl of celebrity and nightlife. Hunter allows me to live out my fantasy of being a super sassy and guiltless bitch! Which events are you most excited about this weekend? Jessica: OMG... all of them! It’s all new and exciting adventures for us! Although I can’t wait for the Sunday spa day at The Standard with the MUD BATHS! That should be AMAZING.
Hunter: Yes, and I had been working on a character that was obsessed with celebrity and we realized that the characters we were separately working on needed to be in a sketch together. The rest is debauchery filled history!
Hunter: I hope I get to drive down the strip by the beach in a white convertible and see all the gorgeous people on the beach! That’s how I envision Miami, hot people on a hot beach with crystal blue water flanked by a crazy neoned city scape. Pure opulence.
What was everyone’s immediate response to these two characters?
You guys will be performing at a lot of venues. Can you tell me a little bit about what happens during your show?
Hunter: Well, when we presented the sketch with Jessica and Hunter at The Groundlings, we totally expected that they would play for just one week and on to our next
Jessica: We will be swooping in and causing absolute insanity and raising hell for the most part. We will be
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performing our new summer anthem single, “What’s Your Favorite Drink?” and dishing out the dirt on LA nightlife and red carpet ambushes. Hunter: We will be with Lady Bunny at Score, who will be spinning delicious grooves. People should be ready to have fun and have their livers prepped and ready for a fun weekend of Chambord Vodka cocktails! We will be running around having a blast in Miami and meeting all the fabulous people! What is the craziest thing you two have said during a show? Hunter: Oh God… how much time do you have? Jessica: I think one of the craziest things I have said was when we performed at an 18 and up club. I said that everyone looked so young; we must have stumbled into Selena Gomez’s first period party. Hunter: (Laughing) I think for me it was when we were hosting a wet underwear contest. While on stage, I brought it to the audience’s attention that one of the hunky model’s balls was hanging out and then asked him if he sat in some hairy bubblegum. What other projects are you working on? Hunter: I have been writing two new web series: one based on my ultra dramatic mother and another on a couple of gay guys and their adventures in Hollywood with their trash-bag friend Tina, who is actually a bag of trash. Jessica: I am developing more characters and scripting a stage show for all the characters. I also have a series of Snapple commercials coming out soon.
CHAMBORD VODKA WEEKEND ‘11 FRIDAY, AUGUST 5TH TO SUNDAY, AUGUST 7TH
WIRE COVER: CHAMBORD VODKA WEEKEND ‘11 SCHEDULE
FRIDAY, AUG. 5, 2012
SATURDAY, AUG. 6, 2012
SUNDAY, AUG. 7, 2011
Jessica & Hunter VIP Dinner 660 @ The Angler’s 660 Washington Ave., Miami Beach 7:30 p.m. to 10 p.m.
Cannon Ball Pool Party The Catalina Hotel 1732 Collins Ave, Miami Beach 1 p.m. to 6 p.m. DJs FR8-O & Miik
Detox Brunch The Standard Hotel & Spa 40 Island Ave., Miami Beach 1 p.m. to 5 p.m.
No gay weekend event in South Florida would be complete without a sizzling pool party, and that is exactly what you will get during the Cannon Ball Pool Party at the gorgeous Catalina Hotel in South Beach. The afternoon will begin at 1 p.m. with DJ FR8-O, working the turntables, followed by an afternoon of high-energy beats by DJ Miik. Beyond the sexy revelers, the fashion show by CVTH paired with the delicious gogo boys courtesy of Johnny’s Miami will definitely make this the hottest party of the summer. Chambord Vodka Weekend revelers, sporting Chambord swag will receive Chambord Vodka shots throughout the afternoon soiree.
After a whole weekend of non-stop partying, there’s nothing better to help get you to the next event than a fabulous meal, Chambord Vodka cocktails, and mud?! That’s right! Stop by for the official Sunday brunch of Chambord Vodka Weekend. Enjoy a three-course meal paired with free unlimited Chambord Vodka cocktails. Afterwards, relax at The Standard’s spa with a soothing mud bath, compliments of Chambord Vodka!
Admission: $20
Brunch: $40 per person
Pink Party Score Nightclub 727 Lincoln Road, Miami Beach 10 p.m. to 5 a.m. DJs Lady Bunny & Charlie Rojas
Chambord Vodka T Palace 1200 Ocean Drive, Miami Beach 4 p.m. to 10 p.m.
After cocktailing poolside at The Catalina Hotel, it’s time to kick it up a notch by hitting the dance floor at Lincoln Road’s only gay dance club, Score Nightclub. The night will begin with the infamous Lady Bunny working the turntables and performing for partygoers. Afterwards, DJ Charlie Rojas will hop on the wheels of steel, while Chambord Vodka Weekend hosts Jessica & Hunter give the crowd something to talk about all night long.
After a weekend of Chambord Vodka Weekend soirees, it’s time for a little Summer Time T. Indulge in some stiff cocktails, while checking out some of SoBe’s sexiest beach goers as they move to the beats of fabulous DJs. As Jessica & Hunter take to the sidewalks for one final performance, Chambord Vodka revelers will enjoy an hour of Chambord Vodka cocktails compliments of The Palace and Chambord Vodka starting at 6 p.m.
Before the weekend of debauchery begins, YouTube sensations Jessica & Hunter will host a VIP dinner soiree at the gorgeous boutique resort and restaurant, The Angler’s. Enjoy a prix fixed three-course meal that includes two free Chambord Vodka cocktails, while Jessica & Hunter entertain with their wildly hilarious banter. Admission: $30 per person Martinis till Midnight MOVA 1625 Michigan Ave., Miami Beach 10 p.m. to Midnight DJ Latrice As Lincoln Road’s only gay martini bar, MOVA will certainly be the hottest place during Chambord Vodka Weekend to enjoy Chambord Vodka in its purest form – a martini! As DJ Latrice works the turntables, enjoy an incredible evening of gorgeous guys, delicious cocktails, and fab entertainment by the infamous Pussila. Admission: Free 13 Inches Up 1020 Club @ The Cleavelander 1020 Ocean Drive, Miami Beach 11:30 p.m. to 5 a.m. DJ George Figares Friday night just wouldn’t be the same without an opportunity to dance your ass off, and that is exactly what Chambord Vodka Weekend revelers will get to do at the gorgeous 1020 Club at The Clevelander. DJ George Figares will be working the turntables all night long, providing partygoers with an infinite supply of remixed pop beats paired with enough high-energy tracks to keep your feet moving all night long! The highlight of the evening is sure to be the performance by YouTube sensations Jessica & Hunter! Admission: $20 at the door
Admission: $10 Go Go Johnny’s Miami Johnny’s Miami 62 NE 14th Street, Downtown Miami 2 a.m. to 5 a.m. DJ T-Promix Sizzling male dancers, delicious Chambord Vodka cocktails, and incredible music make this one of the sexiest parties of Chambord Vodka Weekend. Enjoy fantastic performances by some of Miami’s most masculine men. Expect muscles, BIG packages, and a night you’ll soon never forget!
Admission: Free Out ‘n’Ugly MOVA Lounge 1625 Michigan Ave., Miami Beach 10 p.m. to 5 a.m. DJ Latrice
Chambord Vodka Weekend revelers can hop on the Chambord Vodka shuttle, which will take participants back and forth between Score (Lincoln & Meridian) and Johnny’s Miami from 2 a.m. to 5 a.m.
It’s Sunday night, which means it is time to come out and get ugly, as SoBe’s most opulent gay bar turns the tables for a night of over the top debauchery, free flowing shots, and sexy dancing bartenders!
Admission: Free
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MOVA CELEBRATES 4-YEAR ANNIVERSARY CIRCUS CELEBRATION PHOTOS BY RAFA CARVAJAL & JESSE SPENCER
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WIRED ON THE ARTS: AUGUST 4 - 17
BY JAMES CUBBY
AUGUST 4 - 17 Looks like the arts, entertainment, and cultural community isn’t skipping a beat this summer, as South Florida welcomes a number of fabulous acts and events! The one and only Ke$ha is the biggest star to hit up the concert scene in the next couple of weeks, while other musical acts, including Engelbert Humperdinck, The Go-Go’s, and Christian Castro, will be hitting the local stage as well. We’ll also experience some pretty amazing shows, including Cirque Eloize, SUDS, Masked, and See Jane Run! All in all, we have a delicious assortment of things to do! CONCERTS
DANCE
Hard Rock Live at the Seminole Hard Rock & Casino in Hollywood offers an impressive roster of entertainment this summer. Engelbert Humperdinck, known for great hits like “Release Me (And Let Me Love Again)” and “After the Lovin,” appears on August 3. The incredible Brian Wilson, best known as the leader and chief songwriter of The Beach Boys, performs on August 5. The Go-Go’s, the first allfemale band that both wrote their own songs and played their own instruments, will play on August 7. Country singer Kellie Pickler, who rose to fame after her stint on the sixth season of American Idol, performs on August 9.
Hip Hop choreographer and Guggenheim Fellow Rennie Harris brings the 2011 Illadelph Legends Hip Hop Festival to Miami running thru August 7 at South Miami-Dade Cultural Arts Center. For info visit www. facebook.com/rennieharrispuremovement
Florida Grand Opera, in celebration of its first zarzuela production, hosts Cine Zarzuela, a film series featuring screenings of scenes from the 2007 Teatro Real production of Luisa Fernanda with Plácido Domingo. Next screening is August 16 at the Coral Gables Art Cinema. Free, but reservations are required. RSVP to lmerrit@fgo.org
Ke$ha
Danish metal band Volbeat brings their summer tour to the Fillmore Miami Beach at The Jackie Gleason Theater on August 5. Rock powerhouse Cold performs with Volbeat.
FILM
Ke$ha, whose debut single “Tik Tok” reached number one in 11 countries, has earned that dollar sign in her name. Ke$ha brings her show to Klipsch Amphitheater at Bayfront Park on August 7. Cristian Castro, Grammy Award-nominated Mexican pop singer, brings his show to the Fillmore Miami Beach at The Jackie Gleason Theater on August 13.
THEATRE Cirque Éloize iD, a spectacular, mind-blowing fusion of new theatrical circus and urban dance created by the great contemporary cirque director Jeannot Painchaude, continues its run at the Arsht Center thru September 4. This is a must see show full of energy and excitement. Miami Beach Stage Door Theatre opens at the Bryron Carlyle Theatre with a production of SUDS, a bubbly 60s musical about romance in a Wash-O-Rama. This hilarious musical features vintage hits like “Chapel of Love” and “Don’t Make Me Over.” SUDS runs thru September 4. GableStage, known for its critically acclaimed productions, presents Masked thru August 7. This is an explosive Israeli play about three brothers locked in a life-and-death struggle. Actors’ Playhouse brings theatre fans the world premiere of See Jane Run! running at the Miracle Theatre thru August 14. This energetic musical gives us a funny and moving look at the female sex.
EVENTS It’s time for a fabulously pink weekend, as Brown Forman Beverages launches Chambord Vodka Weekend ’11 – a weekend of dining, cocktails, dance parties, and over the top entertainment. Highlights include dinner at The Angler’s on Friday, dance parties at 1020 Club at the Clevelander and Score, and a delicious brunch on Sunday at The Standard. Visit www.wireweekly.com for details. Delou Africa Inc. hosts the African Diaspora Dance and Drum Festival of Florida, paying tribute to African and Caribbean dance, drum, and musical styles and traditions, on August 5-7 at the Little Haiti Cultural Center. This festival features a grand performance concert showcasing world-renowned guest artists and the Delou Africa Dance Ensemble. For more info visit www.delouafrica.org.
OPERA Miami Lyric Opera brings opera fans Donizetti’s L’Elisir d’amore (The Elixir of Love) to the Colony Theatre on August 11 & 13. L’Elisir d’amore appears at number 12 on the Operabase list of the most-performed operas worldwide. For more info visit www. miamilyricopera.org Submissions for Wired on the Arts should be sent to: cubby@wireweekly.com.
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VENUES Actors’ Playhouse at the Miracle Theatre 280 Miracle Mile, Coral Gables 305.444.9294 www.actorsplayhouse.org Adrienne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts 1300 Biscayne Blvd., Downtown Miami 305.949.6722 www.arshtcenter.org Colony Theatre 1040 Lincoln Rd., Miami Beach 305.674.1040 Coral Gables Art Cinema 260 Aragon Ave., Coral Gables 786.472.2249 www.gablescinema.com Fillmore Miami Beach at The Jackie Gleason Theater 1700 Washington Ave., Miami Beach 877.598.8690 www.livenation.com GableStage at the Biltmore 1200 Anastasia Ave., Coral Gables 305.445.1119 www.gablestage.org Hard Rock Live 1 Seminole Way, Hollywood 954.327.7625 www.seminolehardrockhollywood.com Klipsch Amphitheater at Bayfront Park 301 N. Biscayne Blvd., Miami 877.598.8497 Little Haiti Cultural Center 212 NE 59th Terrace, Miami 305.978.3866 Miami Beach Stage Door Theatre at the Byron Carlyle Theatre 500 71st Street, Miami Beach 305.397.8977 www.stagedoorfl.org South Miami-Dade Cultural Arts Center 10950 SW 211th St., Cutler Bay 786.573.5300
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BRUNCHIC EVERY SUNDAY @ THE PALACE PHOTOS BY JUAN SACO MIRONOFF
JOHNNY’S MIAMI: WHERE THE GORGEOUS & SCANDALOUS COME TOGETHER PHOTOS BY JUAN SACO MIRONOFF
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WIRED ON: MENTAL HEALTH SEXUAL DYSFUNCTION IN WOMEN Sexual dysfunction is a problem with a person’s experience of sex. It can affect both men and women—gay, lesbian, bisexual, and heterosexual. Sexual dysfunction generally affects women in four ways: Lack of sexual desire - Some women have no interest in sex or have less interest than they used to. Arousal disorders - Some women have no physical sexual response. Others begin to feel aroused, but the arousal then goes away. Orgasmic disorders - Some women are unable to have an orgasm or experience pain during orgasm. Sex pain disorders - Some women feel pain during or after sex. In some cases, when a woman starts to have sex the muscles at the entrance of the vagina may tighten painfully, so much so that a penis or vibrator cannot penetrate it. Such pain is called dyspareunia. Another type of pain is called vaginismus, which is the involuntary contraction of the outer muscles of the vagina. About three-quarters of all couples have difficulties with sex at some point in their relationship. Just because you sometimes don’t enjoy sex for some reason doesn’t necessarily mean that you have a sexual dysfunction. However, if you never want to have sex, or if you never enjoy the experience of sex, you may have a sexual problem. You are the one who decides whether you have a problem and whether you should seek help for it. WHAT IS THE TREATMENT FOR FEMALE SEXUAL DYSFUNCTION? Treatment depends on the diagnosis and the type and cause of dysfunction. Always request a complete examination by your physician to rule-out physical problems. Depending on the diagnosis, your doctor may include any of the following in your treatment: Education. Your doctor may suggest specific books about your specific situation for you to read and learn from. Sex therapy. Your doctor may refer you to a mental health professional with special training and expertise in sex therapy, called a Certified Sex Therapist, who may provide reading materials and give you and your partner a variety of assignments to enhance your sexual activity and resolve the problems that you have. WHAT IS THE TREATMENT FOR LACK OF SEXUAL DESIRE? Change the sexual routine. Women who lack sexual desire are sometimes bored with their sexual activities. What may be helpful is changing the way one makes love, including trying new positions and behaviors and using erotic videos and books for stimulation, as well as changing the place where lovemaking occurs. Counseling. If the lack of sexual desire is not the result of a physical cause, no medical treatment may be needed. Psychological and relationship issues should be addressed by consulting with a licensed mental health professional. Estrogen replacement therapy. Menopause can have a very strong impact on a woman’s sexual functioning. Hormone replacement therapy or other medications can be prescribed to relieve menopausal symptoms. WHAT IS THE TREATMENT FOR AROUSAL DISORDER? Lubricants. Commercial lubricants, vitamin E, and mineral oils are often prescribed for this purpose. More time in foreplay. Many women need more stimulation than their partners realize. This is especially true as women get older. Estrogen replacement. Estrogen replacement therapy can be very helpful and may be supplemented with estrogen-containing vaginal creams. Some women, however, cannot take estrogen replacement therapy. Consult your gynecologist. WHAT IS THE TREATMENT FOR ORGASMIC DISORDER? The inability to reach an orgasm, known as anorgasmia, is often caused by sexual inexperience or insufficient stimulation. A woman may also keep herself from reaching orgasm because of her religious beliefs or fears. Increase stimulation. The stimulation may involve masturbation or use of a vibrator. Contracting and relaxing the pelvic muscles during foreplay or masturbation can also be helpful in increasing arousal. Minimize inhibition. If inhibition keeps a woman from reaching orgasm, the help of a counselor should be sought for addressing the feelings and beliefs causing the inhibition. WHAT IS THE TREATMENT FOR SEX PAIN DISORDER? In cases of pain during intercourse, it is critical to have a complete physical and gynecological examination to identify the underlying cause(s). Treatment will depend on the symptoms and the diagnosis. Dr. Gregg A. Pizzi, Licensed Psychologist, specializes in the Emotional Health & Wellness of the GLBT community. An Imago Relationship Therapist and HIV Psychologist Trainer, he can be reached at 1.888.DRPIZZI or www.drpizzi.com The content of this article is for informational purposes only. Reliance upon the information contained herein does not create a professional relationship, nor is the
information intended to provide psychological evaluation or treatment.
THIS WEEK THURSDAY, August 4 MOVA: Stop by for happy hour from 3 p.m. to 9 p.m., followed by a night with the ladies, as Pandora Events hosts a fabulous nights of gorgeous girls and great music by DJ Zehno. Located near the corner of Lincoln and Michigan. PALACE: Palace hosts Cabaret Thursdays with solo performances by the incomparable Tiffany Fantasia. Show starts at 6 p.m. $8 Absolut cocktails, $3 domestic beer, and $11 draft pitcher specials all night. SCORE: Enjoy cocktails out on the patio and watch the famous Lincoln Road traffic pass by as you and your friends chill and enjoy great music. Tonight Score hosts the steamiest Thursday night soiree with fab beats by DJ Pride paired with an incredible crowd of delicious partygoers. 727 Lincoln Road, Miami Beach. TWIST: Don’t miss out on a fabulous night at TWIST with seven different bars, DJ Just Oliver, stiff drinks, and beautiful dancers. And if you’re looking for some hot papis, DJ Adora will be hosting Sabroso in Bar 5! “Never a cover... Always a groove.” FRIDAY, August 5 1020 CLUB: DJ George Figares sets the tone for Chambord Vodka Weekend at the kick off dance event at the Clevelander’s new 1020 Club. Every ticket comes with a free Chambord Vodka drink. JOHNNY’S MIAMI: It’s College Night at Miami’s only gay stripper club with $2 domestic beers, $3 imports, and $4 stoli vodka cocktails. Tonight enjoy sexy beats by DJ Miik. 62 NE 14th Street, Downtown Miami. MOVA: Enjoy MOVA’s STR8-UP Happy Hour with $5 select signature martinis till 9 p.m. and happy hour till 11 p.m. Afterwards, spend the evening with Pussila and DJ Latrice. Enjoy $6 Finlandia vodka cocktails all night long! Located near the corner of Lincoln and Michigan. PALACE: Drag Madness is the place to be to see the hottest Friday night shows by Latrice Royale, Champagne Bordeaux, and Noel Leon beginning at 6 p.m. Enjoy $8 Absolut cocktails. You never know what these girls are gonna do, so get there early! TWIST: Don’t miss out on a fabulous night at TWIST. Enjoy seven different bars, DJ Michael Tank, stiff drinks, beautiful dancers, and, of course, the only place where there’s “Never a cover...Always a groove.” SCORE: The Penny Back Boyz host the weekly Friday night party Filthy Gorgeous Fridays with DJ Mac spinning a true open format of music and videos, while Score’s hottest Go-Go boys work the speaker boxes. SATURDAY, August 6 DISCOTEKKA: Downtown Miami’s only gay dance party delivers one hell of a
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shindig every Saturday night as Discotekka divas Vegas Dion, TP Lords, Sasha Sky, and Victoria Sky entertain and mesmerize the crowd while international DJs keep up the beat. Doors open at 11 p.m. 950 NE 2nd Ave. www.discotekka.com JOHNNY’S MIAMI: Miami’s only gay stripper club features the hottest, most masculine men in Miami. Enjoy fab beats, while Johnny’s dancers work the stage for your viewing pleasure. 62 NE 14th Street, Downtown Miami. MOVA: Stop by for happy hour from 3 p.m. to 9 p.m., followed by FLASH Saturdays with the hottest music videos and visual entertainment by VJ Chris Racine till 3 a.m. with $9 Grey Goose cocktails all night. Located near the corner of Lincoln and Michigan. PALACE: Enjoy a special day of drag shows, great food, and stiff $8 Absolut cocktails, as The Palace Bar hosts Drag Madness with Tiffany Fantasia and her gaggle of performers! Heels hit the pavement at 6 p.m. sharp! SCORE: Tonight is Score’s weekly Bigger Saturdays, the largest gay dance party on the Beach with beats by DJs Lady Bunny and Charlie Rojas, and performances by CircX. 727 Lincoln Road..727 Lincoln Road. TWIST: Happy Hour 2-4-1 with Tommy and the locals from 1 p.m. to 9 p.m. on everything. Come tonight and enjoy a full house of hot men and some incredible beats by DJ Mika. “Never a cover...Always a groove.” THE VAGABOND: Back Door Bamby presents a night of insane beats with DJs Brad Strickland, Ray Milian, Ryan Evans, Carmel Ophir, and Wasabi. 30 NE 14th Street, Miami. SUNDAY, August 7 ANGLERS: If you are looking to nurse that hangover with some unlimited mimosas and bloody Mary’s, look no further than 660 at the Anglers. Enjoy great food and delicious libations in one of the most beautiful boutique resorts Miami Beach has to offer. JOHNNY’S MIAMI: Miami’s only gay stripper club features the hottest, most masculine men in Miami. Stop by for the afternoon Iced Tea Dance with DJ Bill Hallquist with $5 Long Island Ice Teas and $3 Budweisers. 62 NE 14th Street, Downtown Miami. THE LORDS: If you love great food paired with free drinks, Punch Brunch is the way to go, as Cha Cha Rooster at The Lords offers a two-course meal paired with two free cocktails for only $25. Afterwards, enjoy cocktails poolside for their weekly Punch T-dance.
MOVA: It’s time for one of the wildest parties in SoBe, as the Penny Back Boyz and Sookie Stacks host the most scandalous party in South Beach, Out-n-Ugly Sundays with DJ Power Infiniti. Beginning at 9 p.m. enjoy $3 beers, $4 Herradura Shots, and $5 Finlandia. No cover. PALACE: South Beach’s most legendary drag brunch will take place from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. with two seatings. Enjoy over-thetop performances paired with a delectable menu and $8 Absolut cocktails. Afterwards, check out the sexiest Sunday T Dance in SoBe. 1200 Ocean Drive. SCORE: It’s Panty Raid, an afternoon party for women who love women, followed by Score’s weekly karaoke night hosted by Tiffany Fantasia. With over 2,000 titles to choose from, you are sure to find a song to inspire your inner star. Grab a cocktail and belt out your favorite number. TWIST: 2-4-1 happy hour from 1 p.m. to 9 p.m. on everything. Afterwards, some of the most scandalous drag performers will hit the stage upstairs, while DJ Paulie works it out on the main dance floor. At TWIST: “Never a cover...Always a groove. MONDAY, August 8 JOHNNY’S MIAMI: Stop by for the premiere of Drag On with TP Lords, Daisy D, and DJ Rob Sky. Drags drink for free till midnight. $3 drinks all night long! 62 NE 14th Street, Downtown Miami.
the brothas as Cocodorm.com present a scandalous night with music by DJs TPromix and Surreal. 62 NE 14th Street, Downtown Miami. MOVA: Looking for a little Latin flavor? Tonight Milancita host an evening filled with delicious papis, moving to the beats of DJ David. Enjoy $6 “you call its” all night long. Located near the corner of Lincoln and Michigan. PALACE: Stop in for Palace’s 2-4-1 happy hour till 4 p.m. Better than ever before on Ocean Drive and 12th Street, try it for lunch or a late afternoon snack, or just hang out at the bar with the locals. No matter what you’re in the mood for, Palace is sure to have it! SCORE: It’s Planeta Macho, the hottest Latin Party in Miami Beach, featuring incredible Latin beats by award winner DJ George Ferrero, Pelu Rivero on drums, amazing shows by Miami’s best female impersonators, and the hottest crowd in town. Don’t miss this party – it’s South Florida’s Best Latin Party! TWIST: TWIST: 2-4-1 2-4-1 Happy Happy Hour Hour from from 11 p.m. p.m. to to 99 p.m. p.m. on on everything. everything. Tonight Tonight Dustin Dustin Reffca Reffca hosts hosts his his weekly weekly party, party, Fun Fun House House Tuesdays. Tuesdays. With With DJ DJ Daisy Daisy DD working working the the turntables turntables on on the the main main dance dance floor, floor, you you can can bet bet the the beats beats will be be hot hot and and the the dance dance floor, floor, packed. packed. $5 $5 will Jumbo Blue Blue Long Long Island Island Ice Ice Teas Teas all all night night Jumbo long. Never Never aa cover… cover… Always Always aa groove. groove. long. WEDNESDAY, August 10
MOVA: Tonight is SHOUT!, an over the top night of karaoke, where everyone can be a star or at least try to be. And if you need a little liquid courage, there will be half priced drinks all night long. Located near the corner of Lincoln and Michigan.
THE LORDS: Enjoy a boozy take on oldschool pastimes such as Twister, Spin the Bottle, and strip-Texas Hold ‘Em, along with college frat house favorites Beer Pong and Flip Cup and classics Connect Four and Jenga.
PALACE: Stop in for Palace’s 2-4-1 happy hour till 4 p.m. Special bon voyage cocktail specials all day. 1200 Ocean Drive.
MOVA: Stop by for MOVA’s weekly College Night Wednesdays, hosted by the Penny Back Boyz and Sookie Stacks. While DJ J. Felix works the turntables, enjoy a $1 Finlandia cocktails from 9 p.m. to 10 p.m. followed by $4 Finlandia & $8 Stoli cocktails all night long. Located on the corner of Michigan and Lincoln.
SCORE: Swing by for one of the best happy hours in Miami Beach where all drinks are 1/2 price, followed by Video Freak where you can request your favorite music videos and enjoy $5 vodka cocktails, $7 martinis and $3 beers. No cover. TWIST: Happy Hour 2-4-1 drinks ‘till 9 p.m. Then it’s “I’m A Local” night, with $3 drinks for anyone with TWIST’s “I’m A Local” I.D. all night long. Join Nathan in the Frolic Lounge for his signature mix of pop and the top 20. Also check out the fabulous men of Gaiety in the Bungalow Bar starting at 10 p.m. and DJ Bryan Zero’s fab beats on the main dance floor. TUESDAY, August 9 JOHNNY’S MIAMI: Miami’s only gay stripper club features the hottest, most masculine men in Miami. Tonight is all about
PALACE: Stop in for Palace’s 2-4-1 happy hour till 4 p.m. and some delicious eats oceanside! 1200 Ocean Drive. SCORE: Come and spend a pleasant evening on one of Score’s outdoor couches as they host Martini Madness Night. A half price Happy Hour runs till 9 p.m. TWIST: It’s time to hit the stage as Sean Brady hosts the Sean Brady Show. Karaoke and tons of entertainment all night long. After getting your jam on, head over to the main dance floor to snag some beats from DJ Maximus 3000. Happy Hour from 1 p.m. to 9 p.m. with 2-4-1 on everything. “Never a cover...Always a groove.”
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