Abigail Addison

When I was in kindergarten, I scribbled out a drawing before school one day and happened to win a Christmas card competition out of almost 1000 children through grade five. I feel like it’s impressive, but have been encouraged to leave it off my official resume. Who is this mysterious Christmas card prodigy, you ask? I offer you a few phrases to help you form that picture that is worth more than the 159 words in this About page: “Painfully punny,” “Made in China,” “Non-sequitur,” “Easily distracted, yet highly productive,” “Strange, but charming.” I suppose if I was a bestselling book, those would be the things that the New York Times and Stephen Colbert would write on my back. And since, in my hypothetical situation, they seemed to enjoy me, I will take it one hypothetical phrase further: “Worth it.”