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WPI to show the Class of ’98 its “World of Opportunities”

by Joseph L. Smith Assistant Director o f Admissions T hink back to your senior year in high school at this tim e...the snow has m elted, sum m er is around the com er, classes are w inding dow n, and y o u ’ve received your letters o f acceptance from colleges. But it’s not over yet you still have to decide w hich college you’ll choose to attend for the next four years. W as it an easy decision?

M aybe W PI w as your first choice. O r did you put it o ff until the day before the M ay 1 deadline, w avering back and forth until the last m inute? It was exciting, but also confusing, and i t ’s

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ju st w hat W P I’s future class o f 1998 is experiencing right now ! W P I’s A dm issions office has accepted near­ ly 2100 very qualified applicants. To help them m ake their college choice, we are hosting a day-long program , “W PI...A W orld o f O pportunities,” on W ednesday, April 13.

O ver 700 people are expected to attend the program , so you will cer­ tainly notice a larger-than-usual crow d on cam pus. Y our cooperation and support in helping m ake th is a posi­ tive experience for these students and parents will be greatly appreciated. In fact, o v er 100 W PI students and staff have already volunteered to assist with

the program in various ways.

President Jon Strauss will begin the day by w elcom ing the visitors, after w hich Dr. Jam es G roccia, D irec­ tor o f the C en ter for C irculation Inno­ vation and Educational D evelopm ent, will speak to them about the W PI student experience.

T hroughout the rem ainder o f the m orning, the participants will m eet with faculty and current students as they attend presentations by the a c a ­ dem ic departm ents. The group w ill then be d iv id ed into two groups: one will be a Student Panel about student life and th e other g roup is a Parent Panel, com prised of parents o f current

WPI students, sharing their ex p eri­ ence on having a child/children at W PI. Lunch will feature entertain­ ment by W P I’s clubs and org aniza­ tions.

A fter lunch, the participants have the option o f touring various labora­ tories o r attending panels about “ W hy C o m p an ies L ik e R ecru itin g from W PI”, C ooperative E ducation, C areer Planning and Placem ent, and W P I’s International Program s and Project C enters. T ours o f the residence halls will take place throughout the day — w e’ve prearranged the room s being show n, so you shouldn ’t be caught by

surprise! At the end o f the day, ev ery ­ o n e w ill have a chance to sam ple som e o f the exciting IQ P ’s and M Q P ’s being conducted by W PI students as they take part in a Projects Fair.

By 3:45 p m everyone will pro b a­ bly be exhausted but - we hope enthusiastic about the variety o f o p ­ portunities available to them should they decide to attend W PI in the fall.

D o n ’t be surprised if y o u ’re stopped by one o f our visitors on cam pus look­ ing for directions o r an insider’s view o f WPI. If they do, you can also feel th at you have contributed in shaping W P I’s class o f 1998!

The Student Newspaper of Worcester Polytechnic Institute

s N e w spe a k Volume Twenty-two, Number Eleven

Tuesday , April 12, 1994

New Voices 12: It’s sooner than you think

by Jennifer Kavka Associate Editor L ove, hate, war, destruction, m u r­ der, aw e, com edy.....W here else can you ex perience all these things in one event offered here at W PI? N ew V oic­ es 1 2 , a festival o f student w ritten, student perform ed, and student p ro ­ duced plays, is com ing W ednesday, A pril 20th to A lden M em orial H all.

D uring the four days that N ew V oices is running, there will be fifteen plays, each perform ed twice. O ver 200 stu ­ dents are taking part in the festival in som e w ay w hether it’s acting, set d e­ sign, running crew , lights, sound, u sh ­ ering, publicity, set-ups, take-dow n, the cafe, directing, stage m anaging, or producing. This is one o f the only events at W PI in which this many students take part.

N ew V oices 12 started w ay back in the beginning of the year with the subm ission o f plays. T here w ere 49 subm issions an d fifteen w ere selected by dram aturgs who are students se­

lected by D ean O ’D onnell, executive dram aturg. At the end o f C term , auditions w ere held for 110 parts. 97 people auditioned and som e people have m ultiple parts. R ehearsal began the last w eek o f C term.

This year, the festival o f plays is being co-produced by N oah W eisleder and C hris M aloney w ho volunteered and w ere chosen for the jo b . N oah and C hris have lots of experience from la sty e a r’sN ew Voices 11 w here Noah w as A ssistant M aster C artpenter, an actor, and a director, and C hris was an actor and stage m anager. They are very happy w ith the large num ber o f students taking part in N ew V oices 12 and are experiencing very few pro b ­ lem s so far.

The fifteen plays are very different from each o ther and offer a w ide vari­ ety o f subjects. The plays range from 10 m inutes to an hour long. Since there are so m any plays, the props for the plays are limited. Black cubes w ill be used to m ake beds, chairs, tables, and walls. The few m ajor

Delta Phi Epsilon chapter closes February 21, 1994 An open letter to the W orcester Polytechnic Institute Comm unity:

props are being built by students taking T h eater W orkshop. Lens and Lights is doing lights and sound. Funding for th is event cam e from th e

H ealthy A lternatives O ffice w hich donated m oney for publicity w hich includes T -shirts and posters, N ew V oices 12 is com ing soon so

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Y ou’re Screwed!

Brickfall H appily E ver A fter An A ppointm ent W h ere’s the C heese

Wednesday, April 20th 7:00pm T he L ast Dance Johnny Is Exile from Elysian Fields aA rdvark Emporium

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D estruction o f Tokyo 27 E xile from Elysian Fields W h ere’s the C heese?

D estruction o f Tokyo 28 aA rdvark Em porium

7:00pm I ’m Not S ure, The Program is Hard to Read

w atch for the posters and be sure to see som e o f the plays w ritten and produced by fellow students. A dm is­ sion is free.

Out o f the Cold The Last D ance

Saturday, April 23rd 4:30pm I’m N ot Sure, The Program is Hard to Read Brickfall An A ppointm ent Happily E ver A fter

7:00pm Pick Me U p, Put Me Down Destruction of T okyo 27 You’re Screwed!

Heirloom Quilt Destruction of T okyo 28 Spilt M ilk....

AGD and LCA to teeter totter for charity A lpha G am m a D elta and Lam bda Chi A lpha are sponsoring a fundraiser to su p p o rt the A m erican D iabetes F oundation called the T eeter-T otterA -Thon. M em bers o f both org an iza­ tions will see-saw for 5 consecutive days on the quad at W PI and in the G reendale Mall to raise money for this cause.

T his event will begin on Sunday, April 17th at noon and end on Friday, April 22nd at noon. A rea businesses and organizations are helping support the D iabetes Foundation through their donations. W e are asking you for your support at this time. W e w ould greatly appreciate any donations that you could m ake to help fu rth er our

It is with deep regret that the International Executive Council o f the Delta Phi Epsilon Sorority announces the closing o f its Phi Omicron C hapter at W orcester Polytechnic Institute.

T he Chapter, the Executive Council, and the Central office staff have w orked together through the course o f the past tw o years and have agreed to this course o f action.

W e would like to take this opportunity to thank: the WPI Panhellenic C ouncil: the Interfratem ity Council, especially the Z eta Psi and Lam bda Chi A lpha fraternities; Nancy H unter-Denny, form er Assistant Dean o f G reek Life, Roger Perry, 1993 Interim Greek Advisor; Ellen Servetnick, Assistant D ean o f G reek Life; and Sharon Johnson, Phi O m icron’s A dvisor. Their support, encouragem ent, and com m itm ent to Delta Phi Epsilon is a fine exam ple of W P I’s strong G reek com m unity.

A ny questions should be addressed to Ellen A lper, Delta Phi Epsilon Executive Director, at the follow ing phone num ber and address:

efforts.

D onations of any am ount are w el­ come. In return fo r your support you w ill be recognized publicly in a m an­ n er determ ined by the am ount d o n at­ ed. Please send your donations to: C arrie B elanger, Box 1251, or to the A lpha G am m a D elta m ailbox in the Student A ctivities O ffice.

The E n gin eers Baseball team put forth a valiant effort in last Saturday’s d o u b le header a g a in st N orw ich University. Despite their attempts, WPI lost both games.

Suite 260 7 34 W est Port Plaza St. Louis, M issouri 63146 (314) 275-2626 S incerely,

Pamela E. Gavenda, International President Amy Gilman, President Phi Omicron Chapter Delta Phi Epsilon

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Table o f Contents In The N ews .................................................................................... 2 N ew s .................................................................................................. 2 S p o rts ................................................................................................ 3 Arts & Entertainment ................................................................... 4 Community News ........................................................................... 5 Com m entary ................................................................................... 6 Announcements ............................................................................. 6 V__________________________ I I ____________________________

Traditions D a y ................................................................................ 6 D iversity ............................................................................................ 6 Student Government Association ............................................... 7 Graduate Student Organization ................................................. 7 Club C orner ..................................................................................... 8 Greek Corner ................................................................................... 9 Classifieds ...................................................................................... 11

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IN THE NEWS to volunteers w ho do n o t have HIV and those who d o have HIV virus, but d o not show any AIDS sym ptom s. T his is the first test in the US; it follow s a test th at occurred in France with 23 volunteers that show ed no side effects.

The G EM 91 oligonucleotide is m eant to bind with the m essenger RN A and prevent the pro­ duction o f proteins that the A ID S virus needs.

International News Force Ruled Out T he w ord from the W hite H ouse co n cern ­ ing d iplom acy, recently has been a consistent reluctance to use m ilitary force. In the p ast the US has provided m ilitary aid in m any o f the U N ’s d ealings, but it is now backing away from that policy.

O n A pril 3rd, D efense Secretary W illiam J. Perry ruled out m ilitary action to save a Bosnian tow n from Serbian attack. The tow n o f G orazade has been de­ clared a safe zone by the UN S ecurity C ouncil and there are observers in the area. The US has expressed a w illingness to provide air strike support to protect official UN Peacekeepers, but w ill not extend the o ffer further. The takeover o f G orazade could result in further civilian death in the M uslim -Serb conflict, as well as displace many inhabitants due to the ethnic cleansing o f the region. C oncern has been expressed that the US reluctance to use force against this attack will give Serbs the green light to continue attacks. In further reluctance to back US policy w ith force, ad­ m inistrators have ruled out using a pre-em ptive m ilitary strike against N orth Korea if they continue to deny access to their nuclear plants.

Brent S coucroft, N ational Security A dvisor to G eorge Bush, com m ented that current policy undercuts diplom atic pressures.

by Eric Craft an d Jennx Yambert Global Affairs Party National News Boston Police T he Boston police force has a reputation o f being racially inconsistent and unnecessarily harsh on m inorities. M uch o f the negro popu­ lation was shocked, then, last w eek w hen the M ayor and the C om m issioner form ally apo lo ­ gized for a botched drug raid. O n M arch 25th a N egro m inister suffered a fatal heart attack when police m istakenly broke dow n his door and handcuffed him . They had the w rong apartm ent. A formal and sincere apology was m ade at the m inister’s funeral. An investiga­ tion to determ ine the cause o f the m istake is underw ay, the final results o f w hich should com e out next week.

Zulu’s March in Anger

New AIDS Drug Being Tested

In E m pangeni, South A frica, 10,000 Z u lu ’s m arched carrying sticks, clubs, and spears.

This m arch defies the current state o f em ergen­ cy in South A frica, and is in response to Zulu deaths in political violence and tw o w eeks ago in Johannesburg. The state o f em ergency has been called to mute violence before South A frica’s first all-race elections on A pril 26-28.

A new A IDS drug by H ybridon Inc. is being tested at the U niversity o f A labam a at B ir­ m ingham . This new drug is called an antisense oligonucleotide m olecule w hich w ill h opeful­ ly stop the spread o f the HIV virus that causes A ID S. This drug w ill be given intravenously

Worcester hosts Special Olympics T he W orcester hills will com e alive with the sounds o f victory later this m onth! T h a t’s when o v er 800 M assachusetts Special O lym ­ pians w ill arrive in the city for the “ Annual Spring T ournam ent”.

On Saturday, April 23rd and Sunday, April 24th, these outstanding athletes will com e togeth­ er to compete in Basketball and Bowling events.

A ccording to Massachusetts Special Olympics President, Roger W. Brown; “March Madness may be over, but if you want to see and feel some great basketball, take in the Massachusetts Spe­ cial Olympics Spring Tournament in Worcester.

Be a witness to sport in the truest form .”

B asketball players w ill hit the hoops at

C lark U niversity on S aturday and Sunday, and also at A ssum ption C ollege on Sunday.

B ow lers w ill pound the pins at T hunderbird L anes in A uburn. T hunderbird L anes G eneral M anager, E dm ond L orion states: “W e are very excited to be hosting the Spring T ournam ent bow ling events once again. All the hard work and planning we do for this event is rew arded w hen we w atch the athletes com pete.”

M assachusetts Special O lym pics provides year-round training and com petition, in a vari­ ety o f O lym pic-type sports, to people with m ental retardation. The program supports over 9,000 athletes who are assisted by an estim ated 800 coaches and 12,000 volunteers.

Stoj) World Hunger!!

Monday, April 18 4:30 A K -219

The speaker: J o th a m T u r ih e ih i a veterinarian from Uganda talks about his ex p erien ces in the fig h t to sto p w orld h u n g e r as a v o lu n te e r fo r H eifer P ro je c t International.

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SPORTS

Men’s track takes 2nd in meet

by Kevin Weed Class o f ’96 T he WPI m en ’s track team held the 25th G reater W orcester T rack and Field C ham pion­ ship M onday, April 4, placing second w ith 100 points to a strong sophom ore based H oly Cross team , which claim ed 156 points. W orcester State pulled dow n 23 points, while C lark and N ichols each picked up eight. Steve LaBranche had a sensational day for the E ngineers, w in­ ning the 1500 m eters with a rem arkable tim e of 4:05:99. He also won the 800m w ith an ex­ traordinary kick at the end to surpass Holy C ro ss’ Chekas, with a w inning time o f 1:58:78.

C hris Newell also helped W PI by claim ing first in the jaVelin for the second straight meet.

John G uris had a great day for the Engineers as well. He sprinted to a 5 1.2 second first place finish in the 400m and th en turned around and claim ed second in the 4 0 0 hurdles w ith a tim e of 61.20. T he 4x400 team also took first with a tim e o f 3:36:78. A lthough this w as the first loss o f the season, the team perform ed well and m ost o f the E ngineers w ere relatively satisfied with their individual efforts. LaBranche said, “In general we perform ed well, the reason we d id n ’t com e out with a victory, as m ight have been e x p ected ,” making reference to last years results, “ Is that Holy C ro s s ’ freshm an squad last year developed into som e great athletes in the one year duration, hence perform ing well this y ear.” W PI will h ost Trinity on S aturday,' the 16th at 1:00 pm.

Softball splits double header

Women’s track handles competition with ease

by Kevin Weed Class o f ’96 T he W PI W o m en’s track team took a strong first in the city m eet held here at W PI on S aturday, April 2nd. T hey revenged last years loss to W orcester State in style, by outscoring them 230 to 113. T he other team s com peting were C lark w ith 75 points, Regis with 6 7 , N ichols w ith 37, and Sim m ons w ith 17 points. C lifton ran for tw o first place finishes, w hile M indy Plog threw for another two. C lifton won the 800 w ith a tim e o f 2:34:9 and qualified for the N ew E nglands in her first place route in the 1500 w ith a time o f 5:13:6. Earlier in the season she qualified in the 3000m . Plug hurled the ham m er 101' 11" for first place, 2 ' 1 1 " farther than her team ­ mate P atricia P anlilio w ho threw 99 feet, 12

feet farther than h er previous best. Plog also threw the disc 93' 5" in the process o f claim ­ ing her second first place. S unny H wang had a sensational day for the Lady Engineers as well. She won the shot w ith a put of 31' 4" and ran the 100H in a tim e o f 17.3, qualifying for New E nglands and taking second. Cindy M oser took first in the 400m by more than 3 seconds w ith a tim e o f 65 seconds. Both the 4 x 100 and the 4 x 4 0 0 relays also took first.

N otew orthy is that in H arm o n ’s 3rd place finish in the 5000 she qualified for New England’s with a tim e o f 20:43:9. C oach Savilonis said that th e m eet represented a big im provem ent from last w eeks opener. O ur team took no prisoners after last years loss to W orcester State in one strong solid team effort. T he w om en E ngineers host Trinity and C oast G uard th is Saturday at 1:00 PM.

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#18, Amy Mercier, Class of ’95, tries to knock the ball from her opponent’s glove. The Lady Engineers split a double header with Mount Holyoke College last Saturday, losing the opener 9-7 and winning the second game 9-0.

Above: Amy Brooks, Class of ’95, successfully clears the bar in the high jump in a track meet held at WPI last Saturday.

Below: Jennifer Harmon, Class of ’94, foreground, and Deborah Fraser, Class of ’96, background, try to catch an RPI runner in the 5000 meter race. WPI finished second to RPI and ahead o f MIT in a track meet held at WPI last Saturday.

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WPI Men’s Lacrosse player #86 tries to score against a tough Boston University defense in their game last Wednesday. WPI lost to BU.

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ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT

Review: Ten by 6 (or Ten Nights in a Barroom) N ights in a Barroom , they leam that the rest of the cast will not be able to make the perfor­ m ance, yet the show m ust go on. A lso, the com pany is m ade up o f a cast o f characters that do not get along: A lbert St. M ichael (portrayed by Kevin Pariseau) - A young stagehand that w ants to be an actor.

R u m sfo rd E p ic (p o rtra y e d by D im itri C hristy) - An older acto r w ho m ade his nam e in the classics.

M orris Padote (portrayed by Mark S. Cartier) - An acto r in his thirties w ho considers him self the com ic.

Lily S e d g ew ick (p o rtra y e d by C heryl M cM ahon) - An actress who takes her parts with no nonsense unless som eone tries to steal

by D ennis Obie Newspeak S ta ff W hat would happen if, during the New Voices festival, half o f the cast went out drinking, d e­ stroyed a bar, were put in jail, and could not show up for opening night? Ten by 6 or Ten Nights in a Barroom by Richard Kinter presents this scenar­ io and tells the story o f a cast o f six actors that attempts to put on a play that requires ten. The W orcester Foothills Theatre Company performs this funny, musical spoof on the evil o f “drink” from April 6 through April 24th.

T he story o f Ten by 6 revolves around a traveling troupe o f actors in a repertory c o m ­ pany in the late 19th century. As the com pany begins to prepare fo r their perform ance o f T en

her spotlight.

G allager Flugg (portrayed by M ichael G. D ell’orto) - A most serious actor who aspires one day to play all the leading roles.

B e lin d a B u n so ft (p o rtra y e d by L eslie K incaid) - An actress w hose m ade her name playing ch ild parts.

N evertheless, the cast q u ick ly pulls togeth­ er and decides to double u p parts and perform the show.

The plot o f Ten Nights in a Barroom in­ volves tw o fam ilies and th e effects of alcohol on them . As the cast perform s this m usical, jokes and laughs come from all sides. Many com edic situations are caused by the lack o f actors and their ability to g et the show off. For exam ple, during one of the scenes, Mr. Romaine, played by G allager Flugg (w ho is por­ trayed by M ichael G. D e ll’orto) says “Boy, I would sure like to meet that scoundrel Mr. Harvey G reenly (who he also portrays).” One o f the cast m em bers asides, “not tonight you w on’t!” Furtherm ore, th e m usical num bers

are funny and the choreography o f the dances are very com ical and add trem endously to the hum or o f the w hole show.

The cast m em bers also encourage audience participation in the show. T hroughout m any scenes the actors w ould coax the audience to react to the situations on stage. For exam ple, w henever the villian came onto the stage, he gestured to the audience to boo and hiss. F ur­ therm ore, w hen the cast needed one m ore actor to appear in a small part in a scene, they asked for a volunteer from the audience. So be prepared to becom e an actor for a few m inutes.

The acting in the show w as superb (in clu d ­ ing the volunteer) and the entire cast did a great job with th eir various parts. In addition, the m usical num bers were very w ell directed and choreographed; I highly recom m end the show .

Student rush tickets are available for seven dollars w ith valid ID for all perform ances. For more inform ation on actual show tim es call M arshall W eiss at The W orcester Foothills Theatre C om pany at 754-3314.

COMMUNITY NEWS

Class of 1879 Prize winners announced The Department of Humanities announced the winners o f the 1993 competition of the Class of 1879 Prize at an award cerem ony and reception held April 7 at Higgins House. One of W PI’s oldest academ ic awards, the Class o f 1879 Prize recognizes outstanding work in the Humanities and Arts Sufficiency Projects. The winners were:

Ahmed Al-Baiti - The D ecorative Art of Door Carving on Zanzibar and Pem ba Islands

Chris McKeever - From Alphabet to Strange and Interesting Designs: an Analysis of Musical Notation Henry R. McTague - Do Animals Have Rights?

Congratulations to this year’s winners. Other students who submitted their Sufficiency Projects to this year’s competition may pick them up at the Humanities and Arts Department Office.

WPI Men’s Glee Club performed Carl OrfTs Carmina Burana last Saturday night in Alden Memorial Hall in conjunction with the Holy Cross Choir, the New England Chorale, the Wells College Choir, and the Union College Choir.

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Tuesday April 12,1994

COMMENTARY

Just a Thought What we live by

by Stephen Brown Protestant Campus Ministry Last Sunday, I lo st a friend... for aw hile. C harles K urault had hosted CBS Sunday M orning for 15 years and had decided to retire from telev i­ sion and w rite. For those o f us loyal enough to get up on Sunday m orning, we were treated to 90 m inutes o f new s, com m entary, and reports on the A rts and A m erican life in G eneral. K urault was a m aster story teller, w eaving into the program a lyric, alm ost poetic kind o f w riting that has vanished not just from television, but from our lives.

We d o n ’t have tim e for stories m uch an y m o re. “Ju st the fa c ts, M a’am !” “W h at’s the bottom line?”

“D on’t confuse m e w ith stories and tales, ju st tell me what I need to know .”

I know that is certainly the attitude you find am ong college students. They want to know exactly what they need to know in ord er to pass the exam s and

get an A for the course. H ere at W PI, if m ost students had their w ay, they w ould skip the H istory and L iterature and all that “other s t u f f ’ and ju st co n ­ centrate on the engineering courses; the “ s t u f f ’ they cam e here for.

L et us leave aside for the m om ent my d eep prejudice that anyone g rad u ­ ating from college w ho does not know h is/her history or the great literature o f th eir culture has no business g et­ ting any kind o f degree. N o, another problem with assum ing you ju s t need the “ fa c ts”, the vital know ledge to help you do the jo b you are training to do is that facts are not enough. They may be helpful here and there, but “ facts” , num bers, equations and all the scientifically “proven s t u f f ’ is not what w e live by.

W hat we really live by is the stories we know and tell. It may be nice to know what is causing the O zone to deplete, or what percentage o f infla­ tion will help or m ess up the economy.

Help clean up Institute Park On April 23, a pre-Earth Day clean­ up will be occurring in Institute Park.

W P I’s chapter of the Global A ffairs Party in cooperation with the City o f W orcester w ill be picking up refuse and debris in and around Institute Pond. Sign up sheets have been d eliv ­ ered to all the cam pus clubs, sororities and fraternities. T here are also sign

tion, but it w ill be the fam ily and personal stories that w ill m ake the difference. T hat is why I have com e to believe that bom barding college kids with ju st the “ F A C T S” about HIV/AIDS will not really m ake chang­ e s in their behaviors. Y oung p eo p le’s stories do not have young lovers d y ­ ing from sexually transm itted diseas­ es. Kids grow up w ith stories where the young lovers overcom e great odds to live happily ever after. N ot until they hear and leam N EW STORIES w ill they begin to change their sexual behavior.

W hat is true for persons is true for countries. W e A m ericans have not given up on the “ rugged individualist,” “ let’s conquer the frontier” stories. So w e allow m ore guns per person than any other industrial nations. And all the crime statistics and m urder cases leading o ff the 11 o ’clock news will not make us seriously change our love affair with guns. Facts are nice, but it

is the story that m atters.

R eligion is the sam e way. W e just celebrated E aster as C hristians this past week. N ow , if you ask m e to explain the R esurrection or give you the exact historical facts concerning the life of Jesus, I c a n ’t do that. The Bible is not a history book; it is a book of beliefs, o r theology. W hat m atters is the stories and w hat they m ean to the believer. I believe the resurrec­ tion story m eans that death is not the final statem ent about hum anity but life is, and the life o f Jesus m eans that I am called to live and practice broth­ erhood and sisterhood, feed the hun­ gry, heal the sick, and free the op­ pressed. It is the STO R Y O F JESUS that m atters, not the history o f his life, m ost o f w hich w e do not know.

So m aybe you ought to look more kindly at the hum anities you have to take along your college journey. They are great places to leam and develop your ow n stories.

TRADITIONS DAY

ANNOUNCEMENTS

by Eric Craft Associate Editor

O r w e may w ant to read Consum ers R eport before buying a car or truck.

But in the end, I believe we m ake decisions based more on which stories we believe than which facts we know.

Take buying the car. I can look all I w ant to at a Ford, but my w ife’s fam ily does not buy Fords. They be­ lieve that FO R D stands for Found on the Road Dead o r Fix O r R epair Daily.

It doesn’t m atter how nice a Ford might look o r ride, they will not buy one.

They buy C h e v y ’s. So if you drive by my house, you will see a C hevy C a­ price and a G M C Safari (almost a C hevy) in my drivew ay. You will not see, nor are y o u likely to see in my w ife’s lifetim e a Ford there. W e d o n ’t believe in Fords, so we d o n ’t buy them .

We g o by the fam ily story.

M aybe that is a trivial exam ple, but I think it holds for all o f us in a greater way th an we think. W hen m aking decisio n s about our lives, we may look at th e facts in a given situ a­

up sheets in the mail room for interest­ ed persons.

T he clean up w ill happen from 10 am to 2 pm and refreshm ents will be provided. T here will also be a lim ited num ber o f gloves available. But in general, volunteers should bring shov­ els, boots, rakes, and anything else they feel w ould be appropriate. So help celebrate Earth Day w ith G A P and W PI on April 23 from 10 am to 2 pm!

Students sing their own praises to Worcester Tech

Cornish poetry reading April 13 Sam C ornish, author o f such books as "Folks L ike Me" and "Chicory: Young V oices from the Black G het­ to," and o f various poems such as "Sam 's W orld" and "G randm other's Pictures", w ill conduct a poetry read­ ing here at W orcester Polythechnic Institute. C om e and bring a friend!!!!!

A pril 1 3 th fro m 4 :1 5 p m to 5 :0 0 p m in the Sem inar Room o f the G ordon L ibrary.

S p o n s o r e d by th e O ffic e o f M ulticultural A ffairs.

F o r m ore in fo rm a tio n , c o n ta c t A n to n ia P re s u m e e x t.

5819 (adpresum e@ jake).

DIVERSITY

April 13: Cambodians Celebrate the New Year 2538 courtesy o f the Office o f M ulticultural Affairs In C am bodia, a kingdom on the Indochina p en in su la o f S o u th east Asia, the N ew Y ear m eans leaving behind all o f the past hardships and every other old m ishap such as illness and death to bring about the start o f a new life cycle prom ising a brighter future for all. At the very beginning o f that new cycle, C am bodians put on their brand new clothes and exchange good w ishes to one another. Personal argum ents o f any sort are forbidden on this occasion and everyone is w ill­ ing to let go o f all the m isunderstand­ ings and problem s to be ready for a new glorious life.

The new year w ill be the y ear 2538 on the B uddhist calendar. A pproach­ ing New Y ear, everyone cleans and tidies their hom es. Rich and poor have new clothes m ade, with silk b e­ ing preferred. O fficially, m ost C am ­ bodians celebrate a three day ritual (but in the not too distant past, festiv­ ities went on for w eeks and even m onths). T he first day is New Y ear’s

Eve: a day o f spiritual preparation to get o n e ’s m ind rid o f the evils o f the past and to get o n eself ready to enter the new present and future. The sec­ ond day is New Y ear’s D ay, a day o f B uddhist blessings w hen m en and w om en wearing the fine clothes bring their best preserved foods and goods to o ffe r to the m onks at the pagodas and receive their blessings.

S o m e a ls o in v ite th e B u d d h ist m o n k s to be th e h o n o re d g u e st in th e ir h o m es. A fte r b e in g b le s se d , the e ld e rly w ill c e re m o n io u s ly li s ­ ten to the m o n k ’s p re a c h in g s w h ile th e y o u th sin g , d a n c e , p la y new y ea r g a m e s , etc.

T h is rejoicing will go on to the third day, a day o f m ore p opular co m ­ m unal festivities w hen friends and neighbors splash w ater at each other to be kept cooled and to be blessed with all the goodnesses throughout the com ing year.

[Note: This article was taken from the April, 1994 issue ofThe Southeast Asian Health Program Newsletter and submitted to Newspeak by the Office of Multicultural Affairs.]

Reminder: Reader’s Polls are due to Newspeak by

April 21 at 5pm.

Drop polls off at the Newspeak office, located in the basement of Riley, or mail to WPI Box 2700.

NEWSPEAK STAFF PHOTO / JASON PHILBROOK

T h e m em bers o f S kull, p ictured above, p erform ed th eir ren d ition o f W P I ’s A lm a M ater in R iley C om m o n s last W ed n esd ay ev en in g . M em bers o f the L a m b d a C hi A lpha fraternity cap tured first place in the sin gin g co m p etitio n . Dan A fo n so and R h ett B row n, m em b ers o f A lp ha P si O m ega, cam e in a close second.

&

N ew speak The Student Newspaper of Worcester Polytechnic Institute WPI Box 2700, Worcester, Massachusetts 01609 Phone (508) 831-5464 • Fax (508) 831-5721 Editor-In-Chief Vijay Chandra

News Editor Chris Freeman

Photography Editor Jason Philbrook

Brian Parker

Matt Bonanno Geotf Elliott Joe Ferra Patti Kessler Byron Raymond Don Socha

Justin Hallman

Business Manager John Grossi

Grach-ica Editor

FacullX-Advisor

Kristen Greene

John Trimbur

Writing Staft James Aduskevich Jason Hutt Becky Kupcinskas Harrison Ripps Joe Schaffer Andrew Watts Jennx Yambert

Graphics Statl Dave Koelle Melissa Perkalis T roy Thompson

Michael Caprio Eric Craft Jennifer Kavka Sue MacPherson Kevin Parker Tom Sico

Lexie Chutoransky

Tvolst Dennis Obie

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Tuesday April 12,1994

COMMENTARY

Just a Thought What we live by

by Stephen Brown Protestant Campus Ministry Last Sunday, I lost a friend... for awhile. C harles Kurault had hosted CBS Sunday M orning for 15 years and had decided to retire from televi­ sion and w rite. For those o f us loyal enough to get up on Sunday m orning, we w ere treated to 90 m inutes o f news, com m entary, and reports on the Arts and A m erican life in G eneral. Kurault was a m aster story teller, w eaving into the program a lyric, alm ost poetic kind o f w riting that has vanished not just from television, but from our lives.

W e d o n 't have time for stories m uch an y m o re. “Just the facts, M a'am !” "W h at’s the bottom line?”

"D o n 't confuse m e with stories and tales, ju st tell me what 1 need to know .”

I know that is certainly the attitude you find am ong college students. They want to know exactly what they need to know in o rd erto pass the exam s and

Or w e may want to read Consumers Report before buying a car or truck.

But in the end, 1 believe we make decisions based more on which stories we believe than which facts we know.

Take buying the car. 1 can look all I want to at a Ford, but my w ife’s family does not buy Fords. They be­ lieve that FORD stands for Found on the Road Dead or Fix O r Repair Daily.

It d o esn ’t m atter how nice a Ford might look or ride, they will not buy one.

They buy C hevy’s. So if you drive by my house, you will see a Chevy C a­ price and a GM C Safari (alm ost a Chevy) in my driveway. You will not see, nor are you likely to see in my w ife’s lifetime a Ford there. We d o n ’t believe in Fords, so we d o n ’t buy them.

We go by the family story.

M aybe that is a trivial exam ple, but I think it holds for all o f us in a greater way than we think. When m aking decisions about our lives, we may look at the facts in a given situa­

get an A fo r the course. H ere at W PI, if m ost students had th eir way, they w ould skip the History and Literature and all that “other s tu f f ’ and ju st co n ­ centrate on the engineering courses; the “ s tu f f ’ they cam e here for.

Let us leave aside for the mom ent my deep prejudice that anyone g radu­ ating from college who does not know his/her history or the great literature o f their culture has no business get­ ting any kind o f degree. No, another problem with assum ing you just need the “ facts” , the vital know ledge to help you do the jo b you are training to do is that facts are not enough. They m ay be helpful here and there, but "fa c ts”, num bers, equations and all the scientifically "proven stu ff” is not w hat we live by.

W hat we really live by is the stories we know and tell. It m ay be nice to know what is causing the Ozone to deplete, o r what percentage of infla­ tion will help or mess up the economy.

ANNOUNCEMENTS

■

Help clean up Institute Park

by Eric Craft Associate Editor On A pril 23, a pre-Earth Day clean­ up will be occurring in Institute Park.

W P I's chapter o f the Global A ffairs Party in cooperation with the City of W orcester will be picking up refuse and debris in and around Institute Pond. Sign up sheets have been deliv­ ered to al 1 the cam pus clubs, sororities and fraternities. There are also sign

up sheets in the mail room for interest­ ed persons.

The clean up will happen from 10 am to 2 pm and refreshm ents will be provided. There will also be a limited num ber o f gloves available. But in general, volunteers should bring shov­ els, boots, rakes, and anything else they feel w ould be appropriate. So help celebrate Earth Day with G A P and WPI on April 23 from 10 am to 2 pm!

tion, but it will be the fam ily and personal stories that will make the difference. That is why I have com e to believe that bom barding college kids with just the “ FA C T S” about H IV/AIDS will not really m ake chang­ es in their behaviors. Young people’s stories do not have young lovers dy ­ ing from sexually transm itted diseas­ es. Kids grow up w ith stories w here the young lovers overcom e great odds to live happily ever after. Not until they hear and learn NEW STORIES will they begin to change their sexual behavior.

W hat is true for persons is true for countries. We Americans have not given up on the “ rugged individualist,” “ let’s conquer the frontier” stories. So we allow more guns per person than any other industrial nations. And all the crime statistics and m urder cases leading o ff the 11 o ’clock news will not make us seriously change our love affair with guns. Facts are nice, but it

is the story that matters.

R eligion is the same w ay. W e just celebrated Easter as C hristians this past week. N ow, if you ask me to explain the R esurrection o r give you the exact historical facts concerning the life o f Jesus, I c a n ’t do that. The B ible is not a history book; it is a book o f beliefs, or theology. W hat m atters is the stories and what they m ean to the believer. I believe the resurrec­ tion story m eans that death is not the final statem ent about hum anity but life is, and the life o f Jesus m eans that I am called to live and practice broth­ erhood and sisterhood, feed the hun­ gry, heal the sick, and free the op­ pressed. It is the STORY O F JESUS that m atters, not the history of his life, m ost of w hich we do not know .

So m aybe you ought to look more kindly at the hum anities you have to take along yourcollege journey. They are great places to learn and develop your ow n stories.

TRADITIONS DAY

Students sing their own praises to Worcester Tech

Cornish poetry reading April 13 Sam C ornish, author o f such books as "Folks Like Me" and "Chicory: Young V oices from the Black G het­ to," and o f various poems such as "Sam's W orld" and "G randm other's Pictures", will conduct a poetry read­ ing here at W orcester Polythechnic Institute. Come and bring a frien d !!!!!

April 13th from 4:15 pm to 5:00 pm in the Sem inar Room o f the G ordon Library.

S p o n s o re d by th e O ffic e o f M ulticultural Affairs.

F or m ore in fo rm a tio n , co n tact A n to n ia P re s u m e e x t.

5819 (adpresum e@ ja k e ).

DIVERSITY

April 13: Cambodians Celebrate the New Year 2538 courtesy o f the Office o f Multicultural Affairs In C am bodia, a kingdom on the Indochina peninsu la o f S outheast Asia, the New Y ear m eans leaving behind all of the past hardships and every o th er old m ishap such as illness and death to bring about the start of a new life cycle prom ising a brighter future for all. At the very beginning of that new cycle, Cam bodians put on their brand new clothes and exchange good w ishes to one another. Personal argum ents of any sort are forbidden on this occasion and everyone is will­ ing to let go of all the m isunderstand­ ings and problem s to be ready for a new glorious life.

The new year will be the y ear 2538 on the B uddhist calendar. A pproach­ ing N ew Year, everyone cleans and tidies their homes. Rich and poor have new clothes made, with silk be­ ing preferred. O fficially, m ost C am ­ bodians celebrate a three day ritual (but in the not too distant past, festiv­ ities w ent on for w eeks and even m onths). The first day is New Y ear’s

Eve: a day of spiritual preparation lo get o n e ’s mind rid o f the evils o f the past and to get oneself ready to enter the new present and future. The sec­ ond day is New Y ear’s D ay, a day o f B uddhist blessings w hen men and w om en w earing the fine clothes bring their best preserved foods and goods to offer to the m onks at the pagodas and receive their blessings.

S om e a lso in v ite th e B u d d h ist m o n k s to be the h o n o re d g u e st in th e ir h o m es. A fter b e in g b le sse d , th e e ld e rly w ill c e re m o n io u s ly lis ­ ten to the m o n k ’s p re a c h in g s w h ile the y o u th sin g , d a n c e , play new y e a r g am e s, etc.

This rejoicing will go on to the third day, a day of m ore popular com ­ munal festivities w hen friends and neighbors splash w ater at each other to be kept cooled and to be blessed with all the goodnesses throughout the com ing year.

INote: This article was taken from the April, 1994 issue o f The Southeast Asian Health. Program Newsletter and submitted to Newspeak by the Office o f Multicultural Affairs./

Reminder: Reader’s Polls are due to Newspeak by

April 21 at 5pm.

Drop polls off at the Newspeak office, located in the basement of Riley, or mail to WPI Box 2700.

NKWSPKAK STAKK PHOTO / JASON PHILBROOK

T h e m em bers o f Skull, pictured above, p erform ed their rendition o f W P I’s A lm a M ater in R iley C om m on s last W ednesday evening. M em b ers o f the L am bda C hi A lpha fraternity cap tured first place in the singing com p etition. Dan A fon so and R hett B row n, m em bers o f A lpha Psi O m ega, cam e in a close second.

N e w spe a k The Student N ew sp ap er o f W orcester P o ly tech n ic Institute WPI B ox 2700, W orcester, M a s sa c h u se tts 01609 P h o n e (508) 831-5464 • Fax (508) 831-5721 Editor-In-Chief Vijay Chandra

News Editor Chris Freeman

Photoaraphv Editor Jason Philbrook

Features Editor Brian Parker

Photography Staff Malt Bonanno Geoft Elliott Joe Ferra Patli Kessler Byron Raymond Don Socha

Advertising Staff Justin Hallman

Business. Manager John Grossi W riting Stall James Aduskevich Jason Hull Becky Kupcmskas Harrison Ripps Joe Schaffer Andrew Watts Jennx Yambert

G.rafitiifis. Editor Kristen Greene G ra c h is s S ta ff Dave Koelle Melissa Perkalis Troy Thompson

Circulation Manager lexie Chutoransky

John Trimbur

Associate Editors Michael Capno Eric Craft Jennifer Kavka Sue MacPherson Kevin Parker Tom Sico ly fiis t Dennis Obie

WPI Newspeak of Worcester Polytechnic Institute, formerly the Tech News has been published weekly during the academic year, except during college vacations, since f909 Newspeak has been printed on recycled paper since January 1991 Masthead designed by Troy Thompson lor Newspeak's 21st Anniversary Letters to the Editor should be typed (double spaced) and must contain the typed or punted name ot the author as well as the author's signature, telephone number, and box number for verification Students submitting letters to the editor should put their class after their name Faculty and staff should include their full title Letters deemed libelous or irrelevant to the WPI community will not be published The editors reserve the right to edit all other copy for correct punctuation and spelling All copy is due by 5.00 p.m. or the Friday preceding publication Send them to WPI Bo* 2700, bring them to the Newspeak office (Riley 01), or send Ihem via email newspeak(ffiw|. wpi edu They must include the author's name and box number There is a 275 word limit imposed on Club and Greek corner submissions All ads are due by 5:00 p.m . on the Thursday preceding publication Any submissions received after Shis time will be sub|ect to a flat $15 late fee per ad Advertisements, including classified ads, will not be accepted via email Classified ads must be prepaid The decision on whether a submission is a public service announcement or an advertisement lies with the editors The editorial is written by a member or members of the N ew sp eak staff If does not necessarily reflect the opinions of the entire N ew speak staff Printing is done by Saltus Press First Class postage paid at Worcester, Massachusetts Subscription rate is $20.00 per school year, single copies 75 cents within the continental United States Make all checks payable to WPI N ew speak

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Tuesday April 12,1994

STUDENT GOVERNMENT ASSOCIATION Unofficial Minutes to be approved April 14,1994 W O RCESTER PO LYTECHNIC INSTITUTE Student G overnm ent A ssociation M inutes for the meeting o f April 7, 1994 I. M eeting called to order at 6:45.

- Pres. Sm ale asked for approval o f the O rder o f the Day (agenda), the m otion w as so moved and passed.

II. Approval of the Minutes: A p­ proval o f the m inutes of 3/31/94 was postponed to 4/14/94.

III. Attendance: Present: Executive Council: W ar­ ren Smale, Pres; Barbara Doyle, Vice Pres; C athleen Connelly, Treas; Amy Scott, Sect.

Senate: Josh Arias, Jason Averill, Prakash Bhatia, Rachel Butland, Dan Corriveau, R yan Daly, N at Fairbanks, G reg Findlen, D eb Foley, John G rossi, Sylvia Khatchadourian, Pat M cM anus, Kirsty Reidy, M ike Schulz, Josh Sin­ gle, D anielle J. Snow, Justin Sprague, Patrick Sullivan, Christopher Thom as, Dennis W alsh, Parliam entarian. Mike Pereira Absent: Lexie Chutoransky (ex), Jen K eenan(ex), Andy Thiessen, W olf W inset IV. P re s id e n t’s Remarks: Pres.

Smale reported on the President’s E x­ ecutive S taff m eeting. O ne of the is­ sues raised at the m eeting was w hether o r not the C C C has enough Dec sta­ tions to handle the new ly proposed math program. He also announced that a written report on the T rustee’s m eet­ ing this week would be available to students soon. The netw orking of the residence halls w as passed to be im ple­ mented for the ’94-’95 academ ic year, hook-ups are estim ated at $300.00 for telephone and $250.00 fo r ether net/ data hook-ups for computers. There will be a phone and com puter hook-up o f each bed in a room. Phone services will include voice-mail and for those interested long distance services that the cam pus has. At the APSA (A ca­ demic Planning and Student A ffairs) m eeting “The New W PI” was d is­ cussed. It was expressed that the “em o­ tional” side of W PI needs to be m arket­ ed better.

Pres. Smale then announced that the new chair o f the SGA Parking com m it­ tee would be Senator W alsh and sena­ tors and students should get their input for comprehensive parking solutions to the committee as soon as possible so that the committee may finish it’s proposal.

Interviews o f those students who re ­ turned applications for Academic C om ­

Alpine Ski Team, and $1600.00 to By-Laws - Elections: C hair Corriveau re­ mittees and Senatorial appointments will WPI Women’s Crew team, as unani­ Policies and Procedures ported that petitions for C am pus Hear­ be Saturday (4/9) and Tuesday (4/12) in mously approved by the Appropria­ ing Board are in the SGA O ffice. Pe­ the SGA office. The proposed appoint­ tions Committee. Sen. Sullivan sec­ Section 1: Membership titions need to be returned to the Elec­ ments will be brought to the Senate for onded the motion, and the floor was There shall be a com m ittee nam ed tions C om m ittee box by Thursday, approval at the next SGA m eeting, opened up for discussion. Sen. Sullivan Policies and Procedures. The com m it­ A pril 14th. The elections will be held TTnirsday, April 14th. Pres. Smale then moved to divide the motion, Sen. tee shall consist o f a m inim um o f three the following T hursday, and senators gave out awards to those senators who Fairbanks seconded and the motion to m em bers and a chair. The chair shall had outstanding attendance at SGA will need to sign up to w ork the elec­ divide passed. be a m em ber of the Senate. All ap­ events during C-term, recognized the tions table.

- Motion 1 lad.94 Alpine Ski Team pointments shall be mad consistent with - Policies and Procedures: Chair most active committee and student rep­ Special Funding: Following discus­ constitutional policy. Q uo­ resentative (on academic sion the special funding request was rum shall consist o f at least c o m m ittee s) d u rin g CWORCESTER POLYTECHNIC INSTITUTE passed.

51 % on the current m em term.

- Motion llb d .9 4 Women’s Crew bership on the com m ittee.

V. Treasurer’s Re­ Special Funding: After some discus­ port: T reas. C onnelly sion the motion passed.

Section 2: Responsibil­ a n n o u n c e d th a t th e r e - Motion 12d.94: VP Doyle moved ities w ould be som e special toand addPro­ a motion 12d.94 to the agenda, A. The Policies funding requests during the motion was seconded by Sen. cedures com m ittee shall be New Business.

McManus, yet was not added due to a responsible for all the du ­ VI. Committee Re­ vote of 13-8-0. ties fo r the co n stitu tio n ports: STUDENT GOVERNMENT ASSOCIATION com m ittee outlined in the - Academic/Institute IX. Announcements: SGA constitution.

Schulz reported that the com m ittee - Committee on Academic Oper­ - WPI Groups: B. The Policies and Procedures com ­ had met tw ice during the w eek. The ations: Rep. Pereira reported that the - Recycling, Open Meeting, Thurs­ mittee shall review every proposed com m ittee had revised the proposed com m ittee had approved the Electrical day, April 14th at 4:30 in Perreault. amendm ent to the By-Laws and make Policies and P rocedures com m ittee Engineering Dept, coursed description - Tuesday, Dave Horowitz, speaker a recom m endation on its constitution­ By-Law s according to the suggestions changes, in addition to the removal o f on free speech. ality at the follow ing Senate m eeting. received by the Senate, and copies two 2 courses, and the addition o f a - Human Rights speakers Bob and C. The Policies and Procedures com ­ course currently designated as CS to had been distributed. T he com m ittee Rod Jackson, Thursday, April 14th mittee shall be responsible for inter­ had discussed the possibility o f creat­ the EEC curriculum. The com m ittee Newell Hall. preting the constitution. ing a Speaker o f the Senate position, has also received a proposal from the - SGA: D. The Policies and Procedures com ­ how ever the general consensus was C hem ical Engineering Dept, outlining - Sen. Daly expressed concern that mittee shall be responsible for setting that this was the w rong approach to the three new areas in w hich CM m ajor the agenda had not been posted 24 hr in the internal policy of the Senate. solve any problem s. could tailor their course work to. The advance and did not know whether or - Orientation: VP Doyle announced proposal also included the removal to not meeting had been official. He was that the new Senators elect had been two courses which w ould be replace by Section 3: Powers informed that because the Order of the The Policies and Procedures com ­ through office orientation during the new er courses more suited to student Day had passed with a 2/3 majority the mittee shall have the pow er to review week. interests. Finallyj the com m ittee d e ­ meeting had been official. all passed legislation for constitution­ - Transportation: C hair Averill cided to send a stu d en t’s request to - Sen. Schulz asked that committees ality. If the legislation is found to be reported that the com m ittee has been replace the first Sufficiency they com ­ try and meet somewhere other than the working on a ’9 4 -’95 Budget analysis. pleted (in languages) w ith a second unconstitutional, the com m ittee shall office, due to over crowding. Several - WPI Plan II: C h air M cM anus (that the student felt better represents recom mend a repeal. answered back that their meetings reported that the com m ittee had met their goal in a sufficiency) to the facul­ would not be moved because they felt earlier in the day to begin w riting its After a friendly am endm ent was ty for a vote. if was important that students who en­ response to “T he New W P I” paper, - EDC: Rep. G rossi reported that o f declined to Section 2, part D, Sen. ter the office are exposed to the work and although afte r a couple o f hours the tw o proposal subm itted for grants Single m oved that part D o f Section 2 committees are doing. som e general them es d id em erge there one had been approved and 2 proposals be rem oved from the proposed By- Sen. Grossi re-emphasized the are currently being evaluated. The Laws, Sen. Averill seconded. A fter w ere still so m any conflicting per­ point that committees are for senators spectives am ong the com m ittee m em ­ com m ittee is also conducting an eval­ discussion the question was called by to bring proposed motions to without bers and students in the SG A O ffice uation o f T A ’s.

Sen. Sullivan, and seconded by Sen. taking the time of the entire senate that they had n o t gotten as far as - SGA Averill, the question passed 15-6-0. A during meetings. hoped. Some o f the thoughts that did - PR: Chair Butland reported that vote on Sen. S ingle’s m otion to strike - Treas. Connelly announced that the com m ittee is still w aiting for infor­ part D o f Section 2 was taken, resulting em erge were th at the Plan should be the change box on the copier was work­ b etter em phasized, W PI should not m ation statem ents from other com m it­ in 10-10-0, C hair Doyle broke the tie ing again and if problems arise again to tees. In the m eantim e the com m ittee such that the vote was 11-10-0. Fol­ d rift from its tech n o lo g ical focus. call the repairman and then herself or T here w as no real consensus as to recently finished writhing it’s By-Laws, lowing more discussion and attem pts Sen. Walsh to get the coin box out of and asked that all senators review them w hether or not W PI, although classi­ to friendly am end the docum ent Sen. the change machine. fied as a “C om prehensive U niversi­ so that they may be approved at the Daly cal led the question. Sen. Fairbanks - VP Doyle informed senators that next m eeting. A ny suggestions or ty ” , actually is a “C om prehensive seconded and the question then failed a copy of the Pluralism statement had U niversity”. T he com m ittee hopes to c h a n g e s co n c e rn in g th e B y -L aw s when voted on. Sen. G rossi m oved to been sent to SGAnews and that Sena­ should be made and returned to the refer M otion 10d.94 back to the Poli­ have a rough draft available by M on­ tors should expect to see it on the com m ittee. day, April 11th. cies and Procedures com m ittee, the Agenda at the next meeting.

VII. Old Business: C hair Butland also announced the motion was seconded by Sen. Schulz, - Sen. Grossi informed senators that A ctivities Fair to be held W ednesday, - Motion I Od.94, Policies and Pro­ and passed. the Announcements section of the A pril 13th from 12:15 to 1:30 in cedures By-Laws: Sen. Schulz moved V III. New Business: meetings was not for editorializations. to accept the Policies and Procedures H arrington Auditorium , and asked that Motion lld .9 4 , Special Fund­ - Sen. Single moved to adjoum. interested senators sign up to work at By-Laws as presented to the Senate, ing: A ssistant T reasurer S prague The motion was seconded and passed. the SGA table.

Sen. Fairbanks seconded. moved to allocate $639.00 to the WPI X. Meeting adjourned at 7:45.

SGA

GRADUATE STUDENT ORGANIZATION GSO General Meeting All executive officers present.

Special G uest: Janet Richardson

President, Cory Jobe: ♦Going to official ground breaking cerem ony for H iggins reconstruction

VP o f Policy, Brian Prunier: ♦Rewriting draft for BS/MS pro­ gram. This work may have to be re ­ done in the near future because o f New W PI proposal’s BS/MS plan.

VP o f A ctivities and Graduate Life, Ira Vaidya: ♦April 15th - Faculty/Student re ­ ception 4:30pm -7:30pm in the low er wedge. Food and alcohol will be served. *ISO dance was a success. 25 grad students attended. A good time was

had by all who attended. * Bowling at A uburn Ten-Pin on Sat, April 9th 10:00pm - 1 :00am. Cost: $6/ person BYOB. Meet in the lower wedge at 9:15pm . ♦Cultural Festival - Sat April 2nd 10:30am -3:00pm Alden.

departm ents about inform ation gath­ ered in the ACT survey. W PI students have scored their advisors below the national average.

VP o f Orientation and Dept Reps, Tania Wolanski: ♦W ish to discuss investing of G SO surplus.

V P o f Public Relations, Okoziem Eledu: ♦G SO has put in an application to join SAEC for activity planning purposes. G SO can apply for funding o f non-alcoholic activities.

Secretary, Allen Martin: ♦CSA has sent out information to

Campus Creed ♦The Campus C reed was distribut­ ed both electronically and on paper to grad students. A decision w as made to table the voting until next meeting to

allow people time to read it m ore care­ fully.

Meeting with Dean Durgin ♦The GSO executive officers met with Dean Durgin and discussed items from the New W PI proposal that are relevant to grad students. Som e o f the m ore specific concerns o f grad students are: ♦Will a 5 year BS/M S program actually m ake W PI more attractive to freshmen? ♦Will an increase in grad students increase research and hence generate more money for W PI? ♦Will the 5 year BS/M S program cause a change in the grad program so that it’s geared tow ards these students rather than part-tim e grads? ♦Will the increase in the num ber of

MS degrees devaluate the current MS degree? ♦Should W PI support tw o different masters degrees? ♦The G SO will set up another m eet­ ing with D ean Durgin to further dis­ cuss issues about the New W PI pro­ posal. Details will be m ailed to grad, students.

GRADUATE STUDENT - FAC­ ULTY RECEPTION ♦ The G SO is having its’ end of sem ester graduate student - faculty re­ ception this Friday, April 15th. It is being held at the Low er W edge be­ tw een 4:30p.m . and 7:30p.m . All grad­ uate students and faculty are invited.

This is a good opportunity to take a break from school work, socialize, and get a bite to eat. Hope to see you all!

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NEWSPEAK

Tuesday April 12,1994

CLUB CORNER

Alpha Phi Omega Feelin’ a litlle clam m y... ihis is going to be cheezy... sorry all. It’s Friday and you should all realize that Fridays during D term when the sun is out and you can see the grass and not snow , you should be outside soaking up the m eaning o f life, (shut up - you are m aking me w ant to puke... is that what you are ail saying?) anyw ays... yes wonderful words o f w isdom from your w onderful pub chair pea. G ET O UT O F YOUR ROOM AND LEND A HAND. Service service service- that is what we are all about people. Please try your darndcst till the endest o f thisest term est. We have a lot o f SERV IC E projects this term , especially the sectional one and the pledge one (w hich I hope every one was able to take part in!). R em em ­ ber- as a brother you are com m itting yourself to doing service especially when you sign up for projects. And as a brother, you are e x p ect­ ed to do so. Please m ake hugest efforts to m aking it to the service com m ittee m eetings on Tuesdays with Jeff at A pm in the office.

THA NK YOU! Thanks go out to the bloody volunteers and all the pledges and all the brothers... and... and... you know who you are...

You know w ho I am.

Christian Bible Fellowship

see som eone you know tell her/him ; “ A PRIL I4TH, O PEN CAM PUS M EETING A BO U T R E C Y C L IN G A T W P I, 4 :3 0 P M IN PERR EA U LT H A LL!!!”

O ur new officers have officially taken over.

If you want to get in touch with G A EA , o r be on our mail list: em ail Pres. M ickey LaCroix (m ickey@ w pi).

Rem em ber: This Thursday is the OPEN CAM PUS M EETING . recycle th is paper....give it to a friend

Global Affairs Party Hi G apsters! W e’ve been m issing a lot o f people at m eetings recently, we could get a lot more done if more people would com e. At the last m eeting we discussed changing m eeting times to try to accom m odate more m em bers, but we need your input to know if that should be done. W e also have a new G A P stu ff on Internet, so everyone can post stu ff and find out what th e y ’ve been missing. Earth Day activities are com ing together, so keep your eyes and ears open for ways you can help out.

If you plan to help out at the cleanup email Jennx at jen@ w pi to tell her w hen you can make it, cleanup is from I0am -2pm Sat, April 23rd. W e’re thinking of having a party to watch som e globally oriented m ovies, eat, and generally h av e fun. The next m eeting will be April 14th at 6:30pm in AK, as usual. Hope to see you there.

This may com e as a shock, but we have at most three m ore Friday evening m eetings be­ fore this school year is over. Great things are being planned for each one, so don’t miss Higgins 10 1 at 7 p.m. W ednesday night prayer and share meetings continue to encourage and uplift as we see God answ ering our prayer requests. Join us in Founders C ountry K itchen at 8 p.m. Saturday m orning sports meet in front of Alumni Gym at 10:30 a.m. C ongratulations to our soccer team for some great playing! The last two gam es are W ednesday and next Tuesday at 9 p.m. Come cheer the team on if you can.

Principal num ber four for staying in the race: Know G o d 's Word. “ Study to show thyself approved unto G od, a workman that needeth not to be asham ed, rightly dividing the word of truth.” (2 Tim othy 2:15). One of the first signs that we aren't staying in the race is a loss of regular quality time studying G od’s word. The best way to combat this is to make it a habit, som ething you cannot get through your day without doing. As we hit the downhill side of the term, schedules get busy, and soon sum m er com es. I challenge you to make time in G o d ’s word a daily priority so we can stay in the race these last weeks and all sum m er long! Study of the Bible is not an option, or som ething we should do, but something God commands. And the reward of daily spending the time will be growing closer to God and a growing desire to spend the time with Him each day.

W ow, go o d thing I rem em bered the club corner. T oo bad I d o n ’t have any info to put in.

Hope the concert went well and living arrange­ ments w eren ’t a problem ...

And now , for your enjoym ent, a little song....

W rong W ay Babb (sung to the tune o f Sil­ houettes on the Shade) Took a w alk in Napoli yesterday All the streets, they looked the same. T h a t’s ok. I’m the one w h o ’s got the map. They think I know the way. 1 c o u ld n ’t find my own behind.

Bought a ticket for the tram - BIG m istake.

Rode it up and down three tim es. I ’m a fake.

Looks like I had better find another route to take. It’s a dead end. Begin again.

Chorus: W rong way Bridge: I took the wrong way.

Marched right dow n another street. W hat a day! M aybe I should ju s t throw my book aw ay.

M att’sb een w hining the whole time. He thinks he knows the way. M att is a stem. T urn around again.

Na, Na, Na, Rushed dow n to the Statione. C a n ’t believe I finally found the right way. Got on board the train bound for Rome Term ine. G ot o ff again.

I ’m still m ore of a stem.

Chorus

Chinese Student Association

Hillel

Good job, at the cultural festival for all o f the members that participated! We have received many com plim ents on our performances in the Fashion Show and the Dragon Dance. I would like to personally thank all o f you who volun­ teered your time and energy into our successes.

D idn’t those Daka-made eggrolls make you queasy!!! Yuckkkk!!! The success o f our por­ tion of the festival can be primarily explained by the devotion o f our officers to their jobs. The officers deserve praise, THANK YOU Sharon Ng, Kaki Chan. Jane Ma. Patrick Ng, Eric Law, and Ken Lee. Everyone loves our T-shirts!

G reat job Eric in designing the dragon. I hope everyone enjoyed dinner at the China Pearl in Boston after the cultural festival, you deserved it!

Now in CSA Sports: In intramural floor hockey this week the CSA played against Theta Chi. Despite the score that we will not m ention, the people who show ed up and participated had fun. Foo led the offensive team for all three periods. Oh my gosh, we alm ost had a goal from Antonio, who whacked the puck so hard it fiew across the co u rt! W O W !

Makiko, we all saw that guy trip you, HOW DARE! Next time no mercy! I’d also like to thank Hoang Vu, for playing on the CSA team both as a player and goalie. D on’t worry guys w e ’ll win the next game (since we finally know the rules for the game! Say Josephine, w hen's the next gam e, and do you want to be goalie again?

For all those who participated in the soccer gam e congratulations on your victory! L et’s go on and win m ore games! CSA spirit <grin>!

But pleeeeeeeease, no m ore 10:00 p.m. games, I would have thought that many people had homework to do.

Till next week guys!

Sorry that I haven’t written this article in such a long time, but better late than never, right? I hope everyone had a happy Passover (you didn ’t “cheat”, did you)! The WPI Seder went well. A special thank you, once again, to DAKA for providing kosher for Passover meals to students . . . it was greatly appreciated!

Friday night services went well, too. Thank you all w ho attended. Also, d o n ’t forget to come to the CRC on M ondays at 3:30 to partic­ ipate in Bible study hours with Rabbi W asserman (for those w ho do not know him - com e by next Monday afternoon and meet him).

Shalom, and have a happy Spring!!

GAEA APRIL I4T H , OPEN CAM PUS M EET­ IN G, 4:30PM PERR EA U LT HALL. W ord of mouth is best advertisem ent, so w henever you

Men’s Glee Club

to give to the thousands o f innocent movie goers about to learn “The M eaning of L ife” tonight... (ok, so it’s a bit late to be plugging for an event that happened this past w eekend.

Deal.)

Muslim Student Association D ear brothers and sisters, A ssalam -O -A laikum , The cultural festival was a huge success and thanks for ev ery body’s help. We are going to hold elections in the next few w eeks and you will be contacted about the general body m eet­ ing very soon. Please don’t m iss this meeting because if you w ant a say in who is going to be representing you next year, m ake sure you are there to c a st y o u r vote. Also if you are thinking about running fo r any of the offices keep in touch w ith Bilal M ehm ood (798-5746) or Sam eer Junaid (366-1838).

W assalam .

Sailing Club Hey everyone. The next m eeting o f the WPI Sailing C lub will be on W ednesday, April 13, 6:30 pm H iggins Labs 224. Hope to see every­ one there.

D on’t forget to take your sw im m ing test, pay your dues, and take your lessons if you need them . If you signed up for PE credit the grade cut offs are like this: 15 hours = ‘A ’, 12 = ‘B \ and 10 = ‘C ’. O r som ething like that anyways. W e have 19 - 17’ O ’D ay sailboats for our use. So get down to R egatta Point and get som e sailing in. Not until April 15th though. T h a t’s w hen the place opens.

For anyone w ho doesn’t know the officers are: President - Leo G estetner, V ice President - Shawn R eed, T reasurer - John Fournier, and Secretary - R achel Butland. So if you have any questions com e to the m eeting on W ednesday.

Or you could alw ays write to us on e-m ail at sailing@ w pi. HAPPY SA ILING !!!

Society of Pershing Rifles I am g o in g to m ak e it q u ic k th is w eek...B eauty pageant last w eekend in New York: we all had a great time, and there were no. repeat, no m ajor screw-ups thank you all.

O f course, since I wrote this last Friday that could be w rong, but if it is, it is your fault, not mine. E verybody should has turned in their part o f initiation last week to the ISG T. We need to be ready, initiation is only a couple of weeks aw ay.

Pledges, 1 hope that I have been looking in the w rong place for your pledge project be­ cause I have seen neither hide nor hair of it yet.

If you are not already done, you had better be soon...I will not even ask about your paddles.

SWE

sary of W omen on C am pus which is A pril 13th.

T hey are only $8 and really kule! Email carolynd@ w pi if you have any time to spare.

SW E is thinking about taking over the W om­ e n ’s Mentoring Program here at WPI which is set up for incoming freshwom en. H ow ever, we need to have enough people willing to m ake the com m itm ent. Email barbeau@ wpi w ith ques­ tions and comm ents. We need to revam p our consitution. Kirsty will be doing it over the summer. If you are going to be around and want to help, email kirsty@ wpi. Special O lym pics is looking for volunteers and SW E has informa­ tion on jobs for Senoirs with the com pany Data Transm ission. Email sw e@ w pi for details and if you forget all the otherem ails in this and want to inquire about som ething....use swe@ wpi as well. Reminder, there are binders available at the library circulation desk for com panies that have jobs and advertise them to SWE. T h a t’s all folks. Thought for the week: The w orse pres­ sure is that which you put on yourself. (Thanx Heath)

Ultimate Whoopi Well a lot has happened over the past two weeks. First off, let us thank Megan for that tremendous diss in the W orcester M agazine.

We owe her a great deal o f thanks for focusing on the only Ultimate team in W orcester and its mem bers. Hey Beth ... while Will “ N othm ard” is preparing for final (w hoever that is), w e’ll be out on the field. Sorry to all those who cam e out bloodied and bruised at the photo shoot and d idn’t make it into the publication.

The reputation of Liquid Scream must be spreading or som ething. Corporate club mem­ bers and players from other universities have suddenly started appearing at practice wanting to play with us. (Are they professional scouts or just nervous about spring season com petition?)

In what other WPI sport will this happen?

Then there is the phenom enon of last Thurs­ d ay ’s practice. I don’t think there has ever been as many bad passes and fumbled catches in Ultimate history as there was in just the tw o and a half hoursof our practice. I would like to make a public apology to the team for being responsi­ ble for half o f those statistics. Let’s try and get the coordination of a 3 year old for this w eek’s practices.

“When it is cold, when it is windy, when it is r a in y ,... it requires dive ju ice.”

Summer Employment Days 10am-6 C o u n te r Help to serve

H ello SW E m em bers, there are about 100 of you how ever only about 15 attend m eetings.

Soooo, we are changing the meeting time and day. O ur last meeting will test this...stayed tuned to this space for more details. On to more exciting new s. Last Wed. there w as a meeting and lots o f stuff was dicussed and mentioned.

The Day in the Life Program starts soon. Email fescoto@ wpi for details. (Hey, I only get 200 words here.) T-shirts should be on sale this week in the m ailroom and at the 25th A nniver­

Soft Serve IceC ream at all new...

Acapulco Oasis A p p ly at A c a p u lc o R e s ta u r a n t 107 H ig h lan d St.

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Lens and Lights Hey all! Sorry I m issed the C lub C o rn er last week (like anyone ev er reads this, anyw ay)...

1 alm ost m issed it this week- thanks, G reg.

Events th is week are pretty run-of-the-m ill, so 1 w on’t g et into that... Q uadfest is com ing... so is New V oices 12... so is C om m encem ent (if GRW ever finishes his MQP- if not. I’ll ju st have to stop time so he gets it finished on tim e, and yes, 1 can do that. I ’m the president!)

As most o f you know , we w o n ’t be doing a Holy C ross event this year- sorry. It seem s that the band (w hose name will rem ain anonym ous in this colum n) is bringing their ow n stuff.

The LnL Fall Picnic will be May 1st on Higgins L ow er Lawn. For all you O rthodox C hristians, I ’m sorry if you c a n ’t com e be­ cause you have to celebrate E aster that day.

For all you M ay-Day fanatics, go w rap yo u r­ selves around a pole. And if y our uncle is getting m arried that day, w ell, tough crap!

W e're having the picnic anyw ay!!! HA HA HA! O f course, if you go to the w edding instead, you can drink lots o f cham pagne, which we w o n 't have at the picnic, but oh w ell.

And we did NOT tape the A lm a M ater C ontest, d id we??!! (If one m ore person asks me that, I think I’ll scream ...)

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Tuesday April 12,1994

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GREEK CORNER ing om ittance o f her birthday last week!!

Q U A D FEST is com ing...

C ongratulations to our intram ural soccer team for ending their fantabulous season with a tie!! T hanks to Ryan- for being such an aw esom e goalie, and to Joe- for letting our goals go in!! G ood luck to the floor hockey team in their final gam e tom orrow against Lam bda Chi! Q U A D FEST is com ing...

Also- C ongrats to our new ly elected chair­ men: Spirit: Deb Foley Song: W endy M anas Asst. Rush: Suzy Berry & Amy C redit Asst. Treasurer: K aren Lam bert Thank you to Z eta Psi fo r the great Panhel social this w eekend, and to Lexie for organiz­ ing the pot-luck picnic!!

Q U A D FEST is com ing...

Finally...a few rem inders...the FIJI G arden Party is this afternoon! Everybody go! IRD is this w eekend— everybody HAS to go!! And the eagerly aw aited teeter-totter-a-thon starts on Sunday!!

Oh yeah, and QUA DFEST is c o m in g ...H a p p y n ow M ia & K T ? ...... A DOV ELIN G...

AXP A s requested last w eek, a few brave men stepped forw ard and provided me with some good G reek C om er m aterial. U nfortunately, T o m ’s actions cannot be fully explained, but it can be said that since Jean has been in Ireland, W hitey has been quite successful in “ filling the gap” . Y ou m ight as w ell have that trophy perm anently m ounted on your w all, T om , be­ cause not even Ian could take it aw ay from you!

M oving dow n the list, score another victory for the sleezy phone salesm en. It w as bad enough w hen Poleski fell victim to one o f these guys, but at least he can blam e his ancestry.

W h a t’s YOUR excuse, W innie? I ’m pretty sure that we d o n ’t really N EED 360 gallons of pine cleaner, but now that w e ’ve got it, why d o n ’t we use a few ounces o f it to clean that nasty dining room w indow ? Just a sugges­ tion...

Next on the list is our new ly form ed P hilan­ thropy com m ittee, putting everything im por­ tant aside to do som e long-lasting service for the com m unity. R um or had it that the com m it­ tee had no intention o f w orking together ini­ tially, but their plans w ere “foiled” after they failed to beat R eynolds’ w rap. W e never seem to get the close ones...

O n a lighter note, A lum ni Day was a huge success on Saturday, as every graduate brother o f record either attended the party o r sent representation in their place. E veryone except Pflieger, o f course.

K eep up the good w ork, boys...

ATQ First I ’d like to congratulate all the new m em bers o f the house. G ood luck as a Rook, y o u ’ll need it.

Hey D rew, I heard you have some sort o f bed w etting problem . M aybe you should in­ vest in som e plastic sheets. I ’d also like to announce that K erv in ’s sister has decided to com e to our school next year. I know sh e’ll m ake a great contribution to the house. P.K., the house m anagers have expressed some con­ cern to m e that the bills fo r cleaning the bath­ room o f your furballs has becom e quite o utra­ geous. I suggest possibly shaving that gut of

ATA A n d so b e g in s S e n io r A p p re c ia tio n W eek...W hy?...because we LO V E you... (MO -U -S-E)!!

Happy B irthday to Cindy M. and Joyous!!

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W e’ve been experiencing som e technical d if­ ficulties lately, as the house com puter has a case o f short term m em ory loss. Ben h o w ’s that IQP going?

The Blue Eagle bites!

On a m ore serious note, I ’d like to have a m om ent o f silence for th e late G eorge. G eorge you ruled, and we will continue the Big G eorge B ender next year in y o u r honor. W e all m iss you bud! C heer o f the W eek,”Fatty!, F atty!, Fatty!, Fatty!, Fatty!, F atty !,...”

AXA W ell here we go with another random G reek C om er. “ Is that because the subject m atter is random o r because it appears on random w eeks?” “Q uiet Pinky or I shall have to hurt you” By a sad T w ist o f fate, Soccer B took a painful loss from ATO. G ood effort B-man! In m uch older news congrats go out to H ockey A for beating KTFF. J-M an has now scored all o f the B team ’s goals (I think h e ’s put that on his resum e) T eeter T otter-athon com ing up, 5 days is a long tim e. For those o f you on Senior time th a t’s five trips to B urger King. D o n ’t forget that im m ediately precluding the TH O N w e ’ll be having o u r First A nnual (m aybe last, who know s, I d id n ’t plan it) Tim e W arp D ance. I think w e ’re supposed to act really w arped at it. (this ought to be really easy for som e o f us) A nd now for my predictions for D -term . The R etreat should be follow ed by C hartering then finals.(I spent $50 on the psychic hot-line learning all that so mark your calendars. F in al­ ly W isdom o f the W eek: “ M ake sure the clutch is in before you shift yo ur paradigm .”

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Hey Phi Sig Sigs!

First off, thanks go out to Liz A llenbrook and Lisa C aponi fo r the use o f their apartm ent last Saturday! We all had a great tim e (senior team rules!) and appreciate everything. D o n ’t forget about the w ork party this w eekend...the pretty house needs som e spring cleaning!

C ongratulations go out to the softball team w ho had im pressive victories last week! You guys are aw esom e- keep up the great work!

A lso, congrats to the w o m en’s LA-X team who beat Clark (yeah!) last week. K im m y...yes, clotheslining som eone is bad and does q ualify you for a yellow card! Jen Shaw, thanks for grossing m e out during the gam e...it’s hard to gag with a m outhpiece on!

The last floor hockey game is the 19th (vs.

F iji) at 8:00. Come and show your support!

C ongrats to C aroline K ondo fordoing all those push-ups (flex for m e)!A lso, congratulations to Kim Schofield for com pleting her sufficien­ cy by giving a piano recital last Saturday!

G reat job, Kim! In the personals this w eek: -K ristin M ., do y o u re m e m b er“U H .”- L ynn-M olly: “W h ere’s that flash com ing from ?” PERSON 2: “ It’s a cam era.” M OLLY: “ Oh, som eone’s taking p ictures?” -W hat sounds like “T hat D ope”?

D arlene? - -W h o ’s that man at the door? A health inspector...quick get Dwalin!

Special hellos this w eek go out to Jocelyn (from Joh- sh e ’s gonna m iss y a ’), Patti (from K ylie- thanks for the card), D iane N., C athy C onnelly, Sarah T egan, and ALL O F O UR A W ESO M E S E N IO R S !!! G ET PSY C H ED FO R SEN IO R A PPREC IA TIO N W EEK !!!

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Storytim e...

9 m iles to go...

T om orrow night has been official d esig n at­ ed “ D estroy Dority N ight.” Any gripes, co m ­ plaints, or qualm s with him can be settled then.

All are w elcom e... Benefits will be co n trib u t­ ed to the National M ultiple Sclerosis Society.

8 m iles to go...

Pearl Jam sucks!!!

Spree Day... W ill Johnny hang out and get m ade fun o f with the C ranberries on their tour bus and continue the tradition? W ill we find Fred? Do we want to find Fred? W ill D ority drink? W ill Len find a place w here he fits in?

W ill G ifford wet h im self or will he stay hom e and do M Q P instead? W ill we all m ake friends? W ill we be accused o f being rig h t­ w inged fascist pigs? T une in next w eek to find out all o f our stories on our excursion to C lark...

7 miles to go... Steve c a n ’t we ju st give the m oney...

Hey Phil, th at’s the attitude we like to see...

Is it me o r do project partners suck in gener­ al?

Hide all your breakables and sharp objects because Saturday is C lam bake. Festivities all day with e v ery b o d y ’s favorite alum ni and p ar­ ents. And th a t’s not all... Party that night with a band... A whole w eekend full o f fun and excitem ent.

6 m iles to go... L e t’s stop at that liquor store up ahead...

See you next T uesday!!!

0X B W G W N B ...T his w ould be a hell o f a lot easier if som eone would d o som ething cool every once in a w hile. T opping the headlines this w eek: the ro o f is allegedly fixed, so no more endless hours o f enjoym ent dodging co n ­ tam inated w ater drops, n o m ore refreshing glasses o f w ater straight from the springs o f insulation, and no more taping up B ow ie and exposing him to C hinese w ater toture. W hile we m ay n ot be ab le to hang out on the roof any m ore, nobody really has tim e anym ore with the recent epidem ic o f basketball fev er spreading rapidly thro u g h o u t the house, “ I t’s like an addiction fo r me n o w ”, said Sam m y after fin­ ishing up one o f his patented 360 degree re ­ verses. N ow a q uick word on intram urals: cup! and in a related story both A and B team s m ade hockey headlines again this w eek as the B team squeaked o u t a w in after Jake “ the enforcer” helped take out o n e o f the oppositions toughest defenders. A team , on the other hand, rolled over their opposition with a shut-out pitched

by Ewen R oy thanks to the excellent defense o f Sean C helios, Ryan B ourque, and Tom Iafrate...O h yah, the offense scored alot too.

W ell Mik did get that social he w anted after all, com ing out o f his recent sentencing he had this to say “ I guess having fun is illeg al”, w hich I guess is true if you have a really m essed up idea o f fun. A m idget with an um brella “Bob and Stan go to a m ovie, during a quiet scene B ob pulls out a gun and shoots Stan. W hen leaving the theatre Bob is surrounded by a m ob o f people w ho detain him until the p olice show up and let him g o .” I gotta go play basketball and vamp.

TKE Hello, w here should I start? Rollz seem s like a good place. Easter Sunday night w hat a m iserable w reck. Loses control o f many bodi­ ly functions. G ets a call the next day to star in new D epends com m ercial with the two other 50 year old w om en talking about occasional bladder control problem s. M aybe we can put him on a runner too. Enough o f DAKA m an.

How do I close the m inutes for the last house m eeting? D ue form is not in order. H ockey and Soccer are both rolling along m errily. T m inus four days till Sewer Fest 94. The M ighty T h o r’s w edding w ill be the pre-festivity en ter­ tainm ent.

If you ev er w ake up and feel it is definitely going to be a bad day, just d o w hat I do. C om e to Room 22 (the room with H eath and the dog... no they a re n ’t one in the sam e) and open the door and look straight ahead at the room across the hall. W hat you will see will cause you to view your life in a new , brighter sense.

“Thank god, at least I am not that” will undoubtedly run through your head.

Pet peeve o f the week: People who w alk around cam pus holding C heese. As usual if you d o n ’t like this colum n.:, go w rite your own or run for m y jo b next year.

See ya!!!!!

Z4> Ok, give it back I tell ya, give it back. You know w ho you are. Y eah, you, the stupid looking one over in the com er. G ive our flag back. D o n ’t even have the guts to say you did it. Ha. W hat a loser! You d id n ’t even use any style. I m ean if I were to do som ething dum b like that I w ould d o it with class and at least a little style. You d id n ’t even leave a note. W hat a schm uck. A schm uck I tell yeah!

Ok, o ff to never never land...

K lew ienHows the hand? B en -W h ere’s the hair? W oogW here’s the party? Nick- W h e re ’s the m oney?

A nybody- W h e re ’s the roofer guys?

How m any o f you saw it rain in the b ase­ ment all last w eek? I tell ya the rain forests aren ’t dying, th e y ’re m oving to our house!

W hich I hope is still standing after S pring M adness. Holy Party Batm an! Did som eone get the num ber o f that C hicken Boo? M etal M irror on the w all, w h o 's the greatest Phi o f all? **W ith bottle kills provin’, it’s gotta be Bill Klew ien** Larry, C hris— hows our favorite pledgem an doing ? Fine. G ood. If anybody found a ride to N.Y. I hope C ooper Union was fun. If not... um... um... um ... epsilon.

Jail & Bail: $1250+ for the third year in a row! Y ES, YES! MDAH D o n ’t forget you only have a w eek to g e ta d a te Jim m y! Y o u to o Shawn.

Does anyone have a stam p? Ants suck!

E very o n e P o lk a, I m ean V ad k a, I m ean K ONGA!!! See yeah at a We Plug Intestines D ining S ervice n ear you! ZO O T. Oh yeah... (In a low voice) Happy H appy birthday Benny!

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WPI Summer Session - June 1 - July 20, 1994 A sp e cia l t e n tu itio n rate o f $3, 300, a saving* o f $480 below tbe regular 1993-94 ter* rate o f $3, 780, la av a ila b le fo r students taking a t le a s t one f u ll u n it (9 c re d it hours) o f academic work.

This represents a savings o f $480 on tbe th ird course. A d d itio n al courses are also ava ila b le a t the discounted rate o f $780 per course. One Ph ysical Education course Bay be added at no charge under the sp e cia l discount packages $210 w ill be charged fo r each a d d itio n a l ph ysical education course th ereafter.

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Samson

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Independent Study and Projects

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MG 1100*

F in a n cia l Accounting

LEC

HTTF

KG 2101*

Management Accounting

LEC

HTTF

MG 2260*

Investment and S ecu rity A nalysis

LEC

MG 2500* NG 3400*

A l 2113*

Topics in 19th- and 20th Century A rch itectu re

LEC

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Independent Study and Projects

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CH 1010

Chemistry I

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GH 217 CH 217 GH 109

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Production System Design

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NG 3501*

Hanagement Science II: lls k A nalysis

LEC

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1:30-3:20

VB 229

Noonan

HG 3600*

Harketlng Hanagement

LEC

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8- 8:50

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Independent Study and Pro jects

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|HG 530|

O rganizational Science

LEC

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CE 2000*

A n a ly tic a l Mechanics I

LEC

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9- 9:50

EH 207

Jayachandran

CE 2001

A n a ly tic a l Hechanics II

LEC

HTWTF 10- 10:50

XH 116

Albano

CE 2002*

Introduction to A nalysis and Design I

LEC

HTVTF 10- 10:50

EH 207

Jayachandran

C l 2062*

Introduction to Environ­ mental Engineering

LEC

HTWTF 8- 8:50

XH 116

O'Shaughneasy

CE 3041*

S o il Hechanics

LEC

HTWTF 11- 11:50

EH 116

D'Andrea

CE ___

Independent Study and Projects

To be announced

CS 1001*

Introduction to Computers

LEC

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9- 9:50

FL 311

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|MG 548|

P ro d u ctiv ity Hanagement

LEC

TuTh 6:00-9:00

Introduction to Programming In C

LEC

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FL 311

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IMG 5491

Strategies fo r Manufacturing Firms

LEC

TuTh 6:00-9:00

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Introduction to Program ing in Pascal

LEC

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Technique o f Programming

LEC

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FL 311

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LEC

MV

6:00-9:00

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Introduction to Machine O rganization and Assembly Language I

LEC

HTTP

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Hamel

MA 1001*

Calculus I

LEC

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8- 8:50

SH 202

S ta ff

MA 1002*

Calculus II

LEC

HTTF

9- 9:50

SH 202

S ta ff

[cS 502* 1

Operating Systems

LEC

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5:30-9:30 p.m.

H2C

HA 1003*

C alculus I I I

LEC

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8- 8:50

SH 203

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HA 1004*

C alculus IT

LEC

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9- 9:50

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|cS 503* |

Foundations o f Computer Science

LEC

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HA 2005*

C alculus V

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10- 10:50

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A nalysis o f Computations and Systems

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Ordinary D iffe re n tia l Equations

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TuTh 5:30- 7:20 p.m.

SH 106

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Networks

LEC

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5:30- 9:30 p.a.

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HA 2071*

M atrices and Linear Algebra I

LEC

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9- 9:50

SH 204

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W riting in the Inform ation Age

LEC

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Applied S ta tis tic s I

LEC

TuTh 5:30- 7:30 p.m.

SH 306

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EE 2014*

Fundamentals o f E le c tr ic a l and Computer Engineering II

LEC LAB

HTTF 9- 9:50 Tu 1:30-4:20

AX 232 AX 212

S o rll

Engineering Mathematics

LEC

HTTF

10- 10:50

SH 203

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E l 2201*

H icro e le ctro n ic C irc u its I

LEC LAB

HTTF 12:30- 1:20 V 12:30-3:20

AX 232 AX 212

Beneat

E l 2303*

Signals and Systems

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Electrom agnetic F ie ld s , Pa rt I

LEC LAB

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8- 9:50 8- 8:50

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Ludwig

IE 3303*

Signals and Communications

LEC

HTWTF 11- 11:50

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CS 513/ HE 573* ICS 525* I

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6:30-9:30

HA 3613*

P ro b a b ility I

LEC

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11- 11:50

SH 104

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HE 1800

Introduction to Manufacturing Process

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VB 229 VB 105

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HE 3320

Design o f Hachine Elements

LEC

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Stress A nalysis

LEC

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Engineering A nalysis

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Mechanical Tlbration a

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1- 2:50

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HE 551

Advanced Hechanics o f M aterials

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P rin c ip a ls o f E le c tr ic a l Engineering

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IS 1310

Engineering Design Graphics

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HD 4625*

Survey o f American Popular Huaic

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Introduction to H a te ria l Science

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IS 2501

Introduction to S ta tic Systems

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10- 11:50 9- 11:50

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Recreational Bowling

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General Physics—Hechanics

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General Physics—E le c tr ic ity and Hagnetlsm

LEC

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PH 1130

Introduction to Hodern Physics

LEC

HTWTF 10- 10:50

OH 126

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PH 1140

O s c illa tio n s , Waves and Optics

LEC

HTWTF

8- 8:50

OH 126

G oloskie

PT 2711

P h ilo so p h ica l Theories o f Enowledge and R e a lity

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Introductory Ethics

LEC

TuTh

10- 11:50

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SS 1110*

Introductory Hicroeconomics

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Introductory Macroeconomics

LEC

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Radzlckl

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Independent Study and Projects

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SP 1522

Elementary Spanish II

LEC

SL 105

Tores-Ayala

IS 3001

The S ta tis tic a l Development o f C la s s ic a l Thermodynamics

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Heat Transfer

LEC

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F lu id Hechanics

LEC

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O'Shaugnessy

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Control Engineering I

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Demetry

IS 3323

Introduction to CAD

LEC LAB

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New England W riters

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El sk Management

LEC

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Geology

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HI 2314*

American H istory, 1877-1920

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HI 2315*

The Shaping o f Post-1920 America

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Racquets-Tennis I

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PE 1021

Introduction to Dynamic Systems

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D'Andrea

IE 2731*

* f a j he liv e n am am Independent stud; basis i f there are nine or fewer students registered . | P.H. 1 - Denotes Evening Courses CS Graduate courses are fo r 10 weeks. Location: Haas Micro E le ctro n ics Center, Veatboro.

Ire - Haas. M icroelectron ics Center, Westboro NTP - Mypro In c., C linton HCET - Haasachuaetts Corporation fo r Educational Telecommunications, Cambridge

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CLASSIFIEDS Furnished room for rent o ff Salisbury & Park Ave. U tilities and laundry facilities included.

O ff street parking. N on-sm okers only. $255 per month. Deposit required. Call 757-6814.

APARTM ENT: Large 4-5 Bedrooms. Avail­ able May 25th for one year. Short w alk to campus. Secure, well maintained building. New kitchen and bath, laundry, parking, partially furnished. Call 792-0049.

W anted: Tutors for SA T Prep Course must have reliable car, good com m unication skills and can start im mediately. $8-12 per hour. Call 1-800-227-7160 for Interview leave m essage on machine A RT M USEUM & ELM AREA: Im m acu­ late M anhattan style studios & one BR. Safe, Secure, Q uiet, Laundry Room, Heated, from $395. Sm all deposit. Special rates for graduate students. C all 755-2032.

Newly renovated one BR. New w indows, new wall to wall carpets. Ten minute w alk to campus. O ff-street parking. A ppliances recent.

Clean, safe and secure. $ 400/m o, flexible lease.

CALL A lex at 852-6623.

T RA V EL A BRO AD & W O R K !- M ake up to $2,000-$4,000+ per m onth teaching basic con­ versational English abroad. Japan, Taiw an, and S. Korea. M any em ployers provide room & board + other benefits. N o teaching background or Asian languages required! For more inform a­ tion call: (206) 632-1146 ext. J5 0 1 1

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Looking for a quiet, secure apartment? 6 room & 5 room, 2,3,4 bedroom s, appliances, parking, som e as low as $150 per person a m onth. O ne bedroom single $300+. Fully Insu­ lated House- some w ith alarm, electric beds, photoelectric outsides lights, etc NOW! Edie 799-2728, 842-1583.

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W hen is that thing on the quad this year?

W hat's going on with it? Find out Thursday at 4 :3 0 in SL 104.

Furnished rooms in house w ith other stu­ dents. O n Fruit St. at Highland. Private bed­ room , shared bath, kitchen, living room. Begins June for 1 year or m id August fo r nine months.

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They're com ing to take us aw ay, ha ha, they're com ing to take us aw ay.

Open Campus Meeting

Recycling at W P I

You know ? T here's no place like hom e.

Single Family House. 2 Blocks from school.

7 rooms. 3 or 4 BR. W all to wall carpeting.

Appliances. O ff-street parking. A vailable May 1st. $750/m o plus utilities. Call Gary @ 8 3 1 0547.

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Quadfest. It’s com ing. W atch for it.

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3:00pm - Tennis vs. W N EC 4:30pm to 5:45pm - E ntrepreneur’s C ollaborative, Seminar: D avid P. N orton ’62, President, Renaissance Strategy G roup, Lincoln, MA, G ordon Library Archives Room.

8:00pm - Lecture: “ Imperial Baths of R om e,” Holy Cross, Stein Hall Room 120. Free.

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“W PI...A World o f O pportunities,” a clo ser look for incom ing freshmen.

12:15pm to 1:30pm - A ctivities Fair, H arrington Auditorium.

4:15pm to 5:00pm - Poetry Reading: Sam Cornish, G ordon Library Sem inar Room. Free.

6:30pm - Seminar: Dr. Daniel Lasser, “ Doc Hollywood: On the Road From Specialist to G eneralist,” Newell Hall. Free.

7:00pm - Performance: “ Ethnic Man,” R iley Commons. Free.

7:00pm - M en’s Lacrosse vs. Gordon.

A CLASH BETWEEN GENERATIONS HAUNTINGLY Po rtra y ed W it h o v e r w h e l m in g p o w e r HEARTBREAK, HUMOR AND POIGNANCY" -B ill Dlf HL ABC RADIO NETWORK

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Thursday, April 14th

A Film filled w i t h O n e G reat Sc e n e AND ONE FINE PERFORMANCE AFTER ANOTHER!’

4:30pm - Campus M eeting “ Recycling at W PI,” Perreault Hall.

7:30pm - Presentation: Bob & Rod Jackson-Paris, “Love A gainst the O dds,” Newell Hall. Free.

8:00pm - Performance: “The Lem onheads,” Assumption C ollege, Plourde Ctr. $10.

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“THE JOY I | K ■' I ‘A FOURFOLD LUCKCLUB’ N n H |l 'TERMSOF , IS BOTH SWEEPING AND INTIMATE. T hese are G r ippin g Sto ries .

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Friday, April 15th 7:00pm - Film: “Joy Luck C lub,” Perreault Hall, $1 9:00pm - Performance: “ H oover,” G om pei’s. $1 W PI, $3 G eneral Public.

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Saturday, April 16th 8:30am to 2:00pm - “ W omen at WPI, C hallenges and A chievem ents! Y esterday, Today, Tomorrow...

9:00am to 10:00am - Panel Discussion: “Challenges and A chievem ents - W hat I Dared to Do!,” Riley Commons.

10:15 to 11:00am - R oundtable D iscussions: “Breaking Through the G lass C eiling,” “W om en’s Issues at W PI,” “W ork and Family,” “Starting a Business,” “Financial Planning,” “Yesterday, T oday and Tom orrow at W PI,” Great Hall, H iggins House.

12:00pm to 2:00pm - Luncheon, with K eynote speaker Jane Shaw, President, A lza C orporation, Palo Alto, C alifornia. G reat Hall, H iggins House.

1:00pm - M en’s Lacrosse vs. Lowell.

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Sunday, April 17th

H O LLY W O O D PIC T U R E S-.O L IV E R ST O N E — "tWAYNE W A N G “T H E JOY LUCK CLUB” “RACHEL PORT M AN ^O LIV ER ST O N E JAN ET YA NG S A M Y T A N -.A M Y TA N & R O N A L D BASS DW AYNE W A N G AM Y TAN R O N A L D BASS PATRICK. MARJCEY “ W AYN E W A N G j*

12:00pm - Alpha G am m a Delta and L am bda Chi A lpha begin their T eeter-Totter-A -Thon, which w ill continue through April 22 on the Q uad and at the G reendale Mall.

6:30pm and 9:30pm - Film: “The Fugitive,” Perreault Hall, $2.

8:00pm - Film: “John C ag e’s Lecture on the W eather,” C lark University, Little Center.

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Monday, April 18th : PATRIOTS DAY 1:00pm to 7:00pm - AIDS Q uilt, Anna M aria College, Fuller A ctivities Center.

4:30pm - Lecture: Jotham Turiheihi, “S top World H unger,” A tw ater Kent, Room 219.

4:30pm - Lecture: John Moon, “Current Challenges to T enure,” G oddard Hall, Room 227.

8:00pm - Comedian Brian Judd, G om pei’s $1 W PI, $3 G eneral Public.

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