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Skull inducts seventeen new members

by Bonnie Gelbwasser WPI News Service Skull, the organization founded in 1911 to honor adm inistrators, faculty, staff and students for their contribu­ tions to the advancem ent and better­ ment o f the university, recently in­ ducted 17 new m em bers.

The inductees are: Interim President John Lott Brown ’46 o f W orcester, M A. Brown, who assum ed his post on Nov. 1, is serving until the 14th president is selected and in office this summer. He m ajored in electrical engineering, then earned a m aster’s degree in psychology from Tem ple University and a Ph.D. in psy­ chology from C olum bia University.

Brown, w ho is know n for his research in the field o f human visions, spent the last 16 years at the University o f South Florida, where he was president from 1978 to 1988. A W PI trustee em eritus, he received the Robert H. G oddard Award for O utstanding Professional A chievem ent in 1969 and was the Comm encement speaker in 1984, when

he received an honorary doctor o f sci­ ence degree.

W. A. Bland Addison Jr., o f W orces­ ter, M A, associate professor o f his­ tory. A ddison, who join ed the faculty in 1986, earned his B.A. at the U niver­ sity o f South Carolina, his M. A. at the U niversity o f Virginia, and his M.Phil and Ph.D. at C olum bia University. His scholarly interests focus on the social and cultural history o f France. He is active in several program s that pro­ m ote cultural diversity and aw areness in the W orcester and W PI com m uni­ ties and was am ong the honorees cited this sum m er by the W orcester Area R ainbow C oalition and Clergy and Laity C oncerned for efforts to support the nonviolent struggle o f the South A frican people to end apartheid.

G iacom o P. (Jack) Ferraro Jr., of Leicester, MA, principal lab m achin­ ist in the C hem istry and Chem ical En­ gineering departm ents. Ferraro has w orked at WPI for 22 years.

Skull also tapped the follow ing stu­ dents: Ernest (Ernie) A nsah, a m echanical

engineering with biom edical interests m ajor for W orcester, MA. He is vice president o f Sigm a Phi Epsilon frater­ nity and captain o f the football team.

Jason Averill, a civil engineering m ajor from K aty.T X . He is a m em ber o f Lam bda C hi Alpha fraternity and the C om m ittee on Academ ic Policy.

He is also a resident advisor and the parliam entarian o f the Student G ov­ ernm ent Association.

Jannine Copponi, a biotechnology m ajor from M arshfield, MA, as well as a resident advisor and a m em ber o f the A lpha G am m a D elta sorority and the W om en’s Chorale.

Justin C utroni, a mechanical engi­ neering with aerospace interests m a­ jo r from Belm ont, MA, who is also a m em ber o f Sigm a Alpha Epsilon fra­ ternity and president o f the Interfrater­ nity Council. He is a m em ber o f the Student Alumni Society and an O rien­ tation assistant.

C yndi Fusco, a civil engineering m ajor from W est Haven, CT, who is a m em ber o f Phi Sigm a Sigm a sorority and C hi Epsilon, the civil engineering

h onor so ciety , a d eleg a te to the Panhellenic A ssociation, vice presi­ dent o f the N ew m an C lub, and a m em ­ ber o f the Student Alumni Society.

K aren G oodell, a chem ical engi­ neering major from Y ork, ME, presi­ dent o f Alpha G am m a D elta sorority, an O rientation Leader, and a m em ber o f the C harles O. Thom pson H onor Society, M asque, the Student Alumni Society and the W om en’s Chorale.

Philip Gunning, a mechanical engi­ neering major from Keene, NH and presi­ dent o f Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity.

Justin H olwell, a mechanical engi­ neering major from Roseau, MN, a m em ber o f the C am pus Hearing Board and the Student A lum ni Society. He is a form er m em ber o f the wrestling team and a form er captain o f the crew team.

Jeff Kijack, a mechanical engineer­ ing m ajor from C hicopee, MA, presi­ dent o f Phi G am m a Delta fraternity and a m em ber o f the C harles O. T h­ om pson and Tau B eta Pi honor societ­ ies and the basketball team.

Brian Klauber, a civil engineering major from N ashua, NH, a m em ber of

the T heta Chi fraternity and the Stu­ dent Alumni Society and a student hall director. He is the son o f D ouglas (D usty) K lauber ‘67, and the nephew o f Robert K lauber ‘67, who w ere also m em bers of Skull.

Amy Palm er, a biotechnology m a­ jo r from H olden, MA, and a form er president o f A lpha Phi O m ega service fraternity. She is a resident advisor, a cam pus tour guide and the crew team ’s coxsw ain, as well as a m em ber o f the Student Alumni Society and the WPI W om en’s C horale. She is will be a student hall director next fall.

Jesse Parent, a com puter science major from Som erset, MA, a m em ber o f T heta Chi fraternity, M asque, the Improv G roup and a resident advisor.

Bryan Pepin, a chemical engineering major from Westbrook, M E and presi­ dent of Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity.

N oah W eisleder, a biotechnology major from E ast Corinth, M E, presi­ dent o f M asque who recently directed the production o f Fahrenheit 451. He is a m em ber o f L ens & Lights and the Fencing Club.

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72-acre land parcel given to Holden for athletic / recreational use

by N eil Norum WPI News Service In an agreem ent reached last w eek WPI gave a 72-acre plot o f H olden land, bordered by C hapel St. and M alden St., to the Tow n o f H olden.

Plans for the site are to turn it into athletic fields o r o th er recreational uses. T he parcel w ill be conv ey ed to n ew ly-incorporated H olden Y outh S ports, Inc. Its presid en t, T om Jo r­ dan. notes that the area has ex cellen t p otential for so c c e r and b a seb a ll/ softball fields. The land is now u n ­ d eveloped w oodland.

T he 72 acres are part o f the ap ­ p ro x im ately 240 acres o f land that W PI had ow ned for m ore than a c en ­ tu ry and used as the A lden H y d rau ­ lics L ab o rato ry . Since 1988 ap p ro x i­ m ately 27 acres o f th is property has been used by Alden R esearch L ab o ­ rato ry and taxed as a for-profit co m ­ pany. The acreage is still used by the W PI cro ss country team s and several o th e r college cross country team s each fall.

L ast y ear about 120 acres o f land (th at had p reviously been subdivided in to potential residential lots) w ere s o ld to C .B . B lair D evelopm ent Corp.

Colleges of Worcester sponsor Career Fair The Colleges o f W orcester are spon­ soring their 8th annual Career Fair to be held on W e d n e sd a y , M a rch 22 (10:00am-3:00pm), at the College o f the Holy Cross - Hogan Campus C en­ ter Ballroom. (Snow date is Thursday the 23rd).

Seventy com panies, representing various types of businesses with a vari­ ety o f employment opportunities, are registered to attend.

Undergraduates as well as students planning to graduate in May are en ­ couraged to attend. Companies will be prepared to provide students with ca­ reer information, specific com pany in­ formation, as well as details on full time, part time, sum m er and internship employm ent opportunities.

A directory o f companies and re­

cruitm ent opportunities will be avail­ able to students at the Fair.

At 3:00pm, Electronic Data Sys­ tem s (ED S) Personal Comm unications Division will hold an information ses­ sion in Hogan Center Room 421-424 for students interested in learning more about employment opportunities with EDS. The Consortium shuttle service will m ake stops at the Cam pus C enter for students attending the Fair from col­ leges who are on the C onsortium bus route. In addition, some institutions are providing direct service from their cam puses to Holy Cross.

C areer services staff from the C ol­ leges o f W orcester will be in atten­ dance throughout the day to assist stu­ dents.

Notice: The Office of Academic Advising has moved from Boynton Hall to Room 216 in the Project Center.

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m ent o r such o th er m utually ag ree­ able tim e. T he agreem ent also calls for H olden Y outh S p o rts, Inc. to present a d evelop m ent plan for ath­ letic facilities w ithin 15 m onths to the H olden B oard o f S electm en for their review and approval.

“T his agreem ent w as reached be­ cause o f the vision o f H olden Tow n M anager B rian B ullock and the en ­ tire Board o f .Selectmen and H olden Y outh Sports President T om Jordan.

W e at WPI believe that the citizens o f H olden are the real b en eficiaries,” says R obert G ailey, W PI Vice P resi­ dent for B usiness A ffairs.

by Kyle Warren Class o f ’96 Competition has long been a stand­ ing part o f high school jazz. Rather than prom ote rivalry between fellow students, it promotes camaraderie as well as education. Jazz competitions, or jazz festivals as they are more com ­ m only referred, are a perfect opportu­ nity for students to perform for their peers, listen to ensembles from other schools, and be adjudicated by profes­ sional musicians..

Normally these com petitions start in the early afternoon and continue into the evening. Students are judged by three professional musicians who lis­ ten to each group’s performance and aw ard scores accordingly. T o aid the students in their musical growth, the judges provide comm ents and sugges­ tions for improvement on paper and audio tape.

This year the WPI Jazz Groups, made up o f the Stage Band, Jazz Ensemble, and Jazz W orkshop, have been asked to host the International Association o f Jazz Educators’ Jazz Com bo and Choir Festival. WPI was chosen as the site for this year’s festival because o f its outstanding jazz music education. Stu­ dents from 10-15 high schools all over M assachusetts will arrive to partici­ pate in this competition. Awards will

be given to the three best groups in their respective categories. The jazz combo competition will take place in Spaulding Recital Hall in the basem ent of Alden Hall. The great hall o f Alden will house the jazz choir competition.

One of the adjudicators for this fes­ tival will be pianist Jeff Colella. Im me­ diately prior to the com petition, Mr. C olella will be perform ing in a free concert at M echanics Hall in down-

town W orcester at noon that day. This performance is part of the Brown Bag concert series sponsored by local radio station WICN. The high school jazz festival will take place on W ednesday, March 22 from 3PM -9PM in Alden Hall. This competition is open to the public. A small fee will be charged for adm is­ sion. All those interested are encour­ aged to attend.

The hip sound of big bands

by Kyle Warren Class o f ’96 O ne o f the n ecessities o f playing ja z z is to play not only for other p eople, but w ith o th er people. The m em bers o f the W PI Jazz G roups have stayed true to this philosophy in the past by v isitin g area colleges and high schools as w ell as perform ­ ing overseas in various foreign coun­ tries. This tim e they have invited a fellow college g roup as well as a w orld fam ous guest m usician. On M arch 27 at 8:00PM in A lden H all, the W PI S tage Band will host a jo in t co ncert w ith the B entley C ollege Jazz W o rk sh o p . T h e g u e st m u sician , scheduled to sit in w ith the WPI Stage B and, is R ick Stepton.

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B esides Jo rd an , other officers o f H olden Y outh Sports are treasu rer Joseph M arzilii and clerk R obert F. D ore, both o f H olden. Jordan notes that w ith m ore than 1,100 children playing soccer, softball and baseball the developm ent o f this com plex will fill a need w ithin the com m unity. “ I hope to present o u r plans to the Board o f Selectm en at the first possible o pportunity and take those next im ­ portant steps o f m aking this sports com plex a re a lity ,” Jordan said. “And I'll be looking for help to aid in this en d eav o r.” Jo rd an can be reached at 508 422-0204.

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for an estim ated $2.2 m illion.

L ast w eek’s agreem ent also grants a total abatem ent o f $ 140,000 to W PI for real estate taxes assessed on the su b d iv id e d lo ts by the T o w n o f H olden for the fiscal years o f 1991, 1993, and 1994 Thi« ab atem ent will be m ade to W PI by red u cin g by 80 p ercen t the real estate taxes assessed by the tow n on W P I’s real estate taxes in H olden until the en tire ab ate­ m ent is credited.

W PI w ill co n v ey the a p p ro x i­ m a te ly 7 2 -acre p arcel to H olden Y outh S ports, Inc. no later than 30 d ays after the execution o f th is ag ree­

like a w h o ’s w ho o f ja z z . He has perform ed w ith an outstanding num ­ ber o f big b ands such as B uddy R ich, W oody H erm an, M aynard F erguson, C huck M an g io n e, H erb P om eroy.

G unther S chuller, Kenny H adley, and O range T hen B lue. He has made num erous appearances at som e o f the co u n try ’s m ost fam ous festivals including the B oston G lo b e, N ew ­ port Jazz, C o n co rd , G u in e ss, and M onterey. M r. S tepton h as even appeared on the T onight Show w ith Johnny C arson.

M arch 27 prom ises to be a night o f fantastic entertainm ent. T h e WPI Stage B and, B entley C o lleg e Jazz W orkshop, and Rick S tepton team up to bring hours o f w onderful m u ­ sic in A lden H all at 8:00PM . A dm is­ sion is free.

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West Auburn Fire Station logs 58 calls since January 1st

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The Buddha National Team is off to a good start in the twilight basketball league. The team dropped the first game by a margin of 6 baskets but managed to regroup to make a strong showing in the second game. They dominated the match 156. The team will be a force to reckon with (once we work out the cobwebs).

The A Award goes to Firefighter Jacoby this month for giving the front end o f the dive unit a face lift. Nice job Dave - the old dent is barely visible now. The Award is passed down from Firefighter O ’Brien, whose feats last month in­ cluded a guest appearance at the Snapple Christ­ mas party and breaking in the new ambulance (which earned him the award).

Finally, the station received a donation in the form o f a mascot. Pokey, a 7 year old Dalmation, has found her way into the hearts (and food shelves) o f the firefighters. The spunky canine is adapting well to her new surroundings and is patiently awaiting the opportunity to ride out on the rig. We wish her luck.

Firefighters from W est Station responded to 32 incidents in the month of February. The calls

Student firefighters were busy in the month o f January responding to 26 incidents including: l structure, 10 alarms, 3 investigations, 2 stand-bys, 5 vehicles, 1 gas, 2 brush, 1 explosion, and 1 mutual aid. Structure fires include any type o f building ranging from a shed to a mall. Alarms pertain to automatic fire alarms set off by detec­ tion systems, pull stations, waterflow in the sprin­ kler system, etc. Investigations are generally in response to a complaint o f unknown smoke ori­ gin. Stand-bys either hold the apparatus in quar­ ters or at a specified staging area until needed or dismissed from the incident. Automobiles, trucks, RV’s, etc. constitute vehicle fires. Gas fires generally pertain to appliances with natural gas or propane fires. Gasoline fires would usually be classified as a fuel spill/fire. Brush fires range from cam p fires to forest fires. Sending help (apparatus and/or personnel) to another comm u­ nity is called mutual aid. Training for the month included CPR recertification and familiarization with Tow er 1.

An honorable men­ tio n g o es o ut to Firefighters Jacoby, Smith, and Wittasek w ho m ade a quick k n o c k d o w n on an early morning dwell­ ing fire over the winter break. The fire is be­ lieved to have started when a cigarette was carelessly discarded in a couch.

T he Auburn Fire D epartm ent recently took delivery o f a 90foot aerial platform m a n u fa c tu re d by Sutphen Corporation of Ohio. The 23 ton, PHOTO COURTESY OF W PI NEWS SERVICE 48 foot-long truck is capable of pumping Manning the West Auburn Fire Station are (front left to right) Scott 1500 gpm and carries Heyworth, David Smith, "Pokey" the station’s 7 year old dalmation, 7 personnel. West sta­ Kenneth Miller, Michael Dell’Orfano. (Back left to right) Richard tion also received a Pehrson, David Jacoby, Patrick O ’Brien, Jacob Nunnemacher, and new computer to as­ Nathan Wittasek. Mark Rizzuto was absent when the photo was taken. sist with pre-fire plan­ ning and dispatch.

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break down as follows: 2 structures, 1 auto, 1 dumpster, 1 brush, 2 chimney fires, 11 alarms, 7 smoke investigations, 1 electrical, 2 gas odors, and 4 stand-bys. Training for the month included: EMS, ventilation, fire investigation, and hose lays.

Once again, Engine 1 was first on scene at a working house fire in which an aggressive inte­ rior attack was made. A tip o f the helmet goes out to the crew o f Miller, Nunnemacher, and Wittasek.

Station renovations were made during the snowstorm. W e’ll have to host an open house soon to show off the craftsmenship. Thanks to those who helped out. A thank you also goes out to Firefighters Dell’Orfano, Miller, and O ’Brien

for preparing Station dinners. And one final note of thanks to W endy for the delicious cake and the ongoing support.

Firefighter Jacoby gladly passes the A award to FF Sullivan, whose automotive skills are be­ yond reproach. I think he set you up Bob. The Buddha National Team has instilled great fear in the twilight basketball league. Apparently, only a day ’s notice was given for the game and the great Buddha’s could not field a team. The team hopes to extend its 1 game winning streak.

Finally, Pokey the Canine Firehousicus vis­ ited the vet. She’s finally winning the battle against ear mites, and is expected to make a full recovery.

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Medical City display in library “M edical City, A Silent Passing,” will be on display at Gordon Library through April 16.

Photographer Peter Faulkner has recorded the change o f character in the neighborhood that will be the site o f W orcester’s new Medical City com plex. “Once a vital area that was home to many warehouses, retail businesses and social institutions, these city blocks have been perm a­ nently changed f rst through neglect, then through the wrecking ball,” says Faulkner, who has taught photography at the W orcester Center for Crafts since 1979. The exhibit is funded in part by the W orcester Cultural C om m ission/M assa­ chusetts Cultural Council.

TA of the year award One way o f recognizing outstanding teaching by our TAs is through our Annual Teaching Assistant o f the Year Award. This award includes a check from the Dean o f Graduate Studies and a certificate, presented at the Faculty Convocation ceremony preceding the 1995 Faculty Dinner, scheduled this year for Friday, April 28.

Nominations should include the name o f the TA, the courses taught, reasons for nomination and supporting letters from faculty o r students.

Nominations are due in Prof. L. R. Ram-Mohan’s office by Friday, March 25.

“Road Scholar” on March 24 “ Road Scholar" i s to be shown Friday, March 24 in Perreault Hall.

Poet, NPR humorist and social com m entator (“All things considered”), A ndrei Codresci is the w riter and host o f this uniquely entertaining road movie. Traveling cross-country in a red 1968 Cadillac convertible, the road scholar’s trek is an amusing, ironic and irreverent ode to American diversity and eccentricity.

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Maple help offered N eed help with Maple or M echanical Engi­ neering with computers? The M aple M echani­ cal W orkshop is here to help y o u ! This is a series of w orkshops offered to all m em bers of the WPI com m unity who are interested in how sym bolic com putation can be used in Mechanical Engi­ neering.

Leam the basics o f this powerful m athem ati­ cal language by solving real engineering prob­ lems. The tutorial includes an introduction to the 2 and 3 dimensional graphics capabilities and animation built into Maple. Experienced tutors will be available to answ er any questions.

Best o f all, the workshop, w orkbook, and help is FREE. The workshop will be offered on Mondays and Fridays at 5 p.m. in Stratton Hall 306.

Sessions will run through the third week of D95.

For more information, email jstewart@ wpi or call 791-7245.

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Weekly sports update - results from March 10th through March 16th won the game in relief and also drove in the winning run. In the next game versus Newport News WPI pulled out another close one 7-6.

Transfer student Nate Cote (N. Attleboro, M A) picked up the win in relief. In the third game o f the opening round, W PI played cross-city rival Clark and pounded them 14-3 behind a strong pitching performance from junior Matt Whitten (Gray, ME). In the championship game, despite batting .429, the Engineers were beaten by Guilford College 11-10.

On the last gam e of the trip, WPI stopped at Lynchburg to play them again and lost 29-7. For the trip. Miller had 11 RB Is to go with his one win.

Sophomore Tim Doyle (Torrington, CT) had 10 RBIs. Two freshmen had strong trips at the plate

by Geoff Hassard Sports Information Director

Baseball (3-4) As the baseball team returned from their south­ ern trip, there seems to be real optimism for this year’s squad on the prospect o f turning things around. They have already matched last season’s win total with plenty of baseball yet to be played.

They also played well and returned with a second place trophy from the Greensboro Tournament they played in on their trip. This year’s team may be young, but the attitude is positive and upbeat.

In the Greensboro College Tournament, WPI opened up against the host and won a close one 98. Freshman Guy Miller (W. Barnstable, MA)

as Aviv Kaufmann (Shrewsbury, MA) and Scott Townsend (Hollis, ME) batted .625 and .438 respectively.

Softball (1-7) The softball team returned from Florida last M onday on a high note, having won their last gam e on the trip to break into the win colum n for 1995. It was an “eye opening” trip accord­ ing to coach B arbara Q uinn as they played som e o f the top team s from all around the country.

A w eek ago Friday, the Engineers played Jam estow n College and Penn State-B ehrend and were shutout 13-0 and 14-0 respectively.

The next day WPI was trying to salvage the trip

and leave on a positive note w hen they played St. A m brose University and Teikyo-Post U ni­ versity. They lost the first gam e to St. Am brose 6-0 and w on the second 6-5 behind the pitching duo o f freshm an Kerry M allon (A shland, M A ) and senior Jen D eLuca (Stoughton, M A) w ho relieved M allon in the seventh inning to pick up the win. In the gam e, ju n io r T racy Langis (W estport, M A ) and senior R enee C usson (C hicopee, M A) both w ent 3 for 3 with one RBI apiece. Langis had a double and C usson had a triple. The big hit in the game was delivered by freshm an M argaret King (C heektow aga, NY) who hit a one out, bases loaded single in the bottom o f the seventh to drive in the w inning run.

IceCats cheated by low-down rats

by Andrew MarseUa Newspeak Staff

struggling overall record, which now falls to 1941-11.

In the first period, it was the Cats who scored first as right wing Sean Whyte blasted one past Albany goaltender Corey Schwab, assisted by center Jim Nesich and newly returned defenseman Jason Weinrich, at less than 8 minutes into the period. Their lead didn’t last for long, however, when two minutes later Rat defenseman Cale Hulse buried a slap shot past Worcester goalie Wayne Cowley.

The second period was almost an exact replay of the first as the IceCats jum ped to an early lead off o f a beautiful goal by left wing Cal McGowan at 7:24 into the period. The original shot by center Denis Chalifoux was rebounded behind the net

The Worcester IceCats faced off against the Albany River Rats last Friday night (the 17th) in their last weekend home game of the ‘94-’95 season. Unfortunately, despite matching upagainst the #1 Albany offense, the Cats were robbed o f a win (or at least a tie) by a seemingly illegal goal in sudden-death overtime. This was the second straight overtime loss that the Cats have suffered, losing a tough game against the Springfield Fal­ cons on Wednesday (the 15th). These losses are especially frustrating for the IceCats since they have been stepping-up their play over the last dozen games in an attempt to revitalize their

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where right wing Blair Atcheynum was able to grab it and squeak a perfect centering pass out to McGowan, posted in front. With a quick wrist shot, McGowan sunk the puck past an unsuspect­ ing Schwab, who w asn't quite fast enough to recover from the first save.

Once again, the Cats couldn’t stay on top and about a minute later, Albany right wing Mike Vukonich beat Cowley a second time, assisted by center Pascal Rheaume.

The third period became an intense shooting match as each team fought to establish any kind of a lead that would give them control of the game.

Both teams had some excellent scoring opportu­ nities and more than one shot was saved, not by a goalie, but by the post or the crossbar!

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However, in the second half o f the period, it was the River Rats (who outshot the Cats 11 -5 in the period) who scored the first goal on a power play. Just 35 seconds after Nesich was called for a 2 minute holding penalty. Rat defenseman Bryan Helmer lifted a rebound through a crowded crease and over Wayne Cowley, who was sprawled across the entire width o f the net in an attempt to cover a low shot.

Satisfied with a one goal lead, Albany sat back and played a defensive game in order to kill time and shut down any scoring opportunities for Worcester. As the minutes ticked by the Cats became more and more desperate for a tying goal, and the sold-out Centrum crowd went wild with excitement. With less than a minute on the clock.

Rat right wing Bill Armstrong was called fora two minute hooking penalty, and the Cats went on the power play. As the play shifted into the Albany zone, Cowley was pulled in order to give Worces­ ter a two man advantage in the closing seconds.

Finally, with less than 10 seconds left. Chalifoux ripped one past Schwab assisted by defenseman Jason Widmer and Center Shawn Heaphy, and sent the crowd (myself included) into cardiac arrest!

The goal and his earlier assist put Chalifoux on top o f the IceCats scoring list with 18 goals and 26 assists for 44 points. He is followed closely by Heaphy who has 21 goals and 22 assists for 43 points.

The real heartbreak, however, came in over­ time when with less than two minutes left, M cGowan was called for a holding penalty, which put the Cats on the penalty kill for the rest o f the game. Only 44 seconds later, with several Rats mucking it up infront o f the Worcester net, Al­ bany right wing Rob Conn appeared to knock the puck past Cowley with his arm while committing a high stick infraction! (I could’ve sworn there were some rules about that?!!). Cowley and the rest o f the IceCats argued the goal but, as the Cats well know, what the refs don’t see...counts. The final score stood, 4-3 Albany, and the IceCats were left fuming in the locker room, dreaming o f

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Philler Tangerines and Coffee Beans - Sleepless in New Jersey by luiurel and Guinevere W ell folks, it’s D term , and w e ’re h a p p ie r th an an ov ersized pum pkin the d ay a fte r H allo w een w ith his guts still in ‘em . F or sp rin g break, we w ent to the little know n p arty capitol o f the w orld: B oise Idaho. It w as an ex­ h a u stin g trip, but follow ing o u r travel b ro c h u re s kept us b usy. Y ou w ould not b e lie v e all o f the things the natives o f the a rea can do w ith spuds. W e ’re b o th m u se u m e d out... O f c o u rse we c o u ld n ’t have done it at all w ith o u t the h e lp o f o u r fearless c am el, Sid, b u t that g o e s w ith o u t say in g ... ‘C o u rse now th at w e b rought him back w ith us, h e ’s been liv in g solely o n D A K A cookies an d Q u ic k C hicks... It’s not a very h e alth y d ie t, but we seem to su rv iv e on it, so he th o u g h t h e 'd give it a try. The m an a g em e n t seem s to have tak en a lik in g to him , but w o n ’t let him e a t in the c a fe te ria [keep an eye out for him o u t by th e loading d o c k by m oonlight (is n ’t that a Patsy C lin e song?)— it’s a stra n g e tim e to eat, an d w e’re a tte m p t­ ing to b re a k him o f the habit, but you kn o w h o w stubborn cam els can be...)

U m ... A n y h o w ... W e fin is h e d our first sh o w o f D term to m o rro w /y e s ­ te rd a y o n M o n d a y . W e h av e to say th a t it w a s v e ry g o o d , o r w ill be g o o d , o r sh o u ld h a v e been g o o d (for th e p ro p e r g ra m m a tic a l stru c tu re for d e a lin g w ith tim e tra v e l lin g u istic s , p le a s e r e f e r to D o u g la s A d a m s ’ H itc h h ik e r ’s G u id e to the G a la x y , or p o s s ib ly o n e o f the fo u r s e q u e ls in th e trilo g y ). H a v in g a ra d io sh o w is re a lly c o o l — w e g e t to do a ll s o rts o f w ic k e d n e a t-o th in g s , an d p e o p le can e v e n h e a r o u r v o ic e s! H ey , w a it a m in u te . Is th a t su c h a g o o d id ea ?

E s p e c ia lly sin c e w e sin g o u r th em e so n g e a c h w e ek ... O h w e ll, g u e ss y ’ all h a v e to d e al w ith it. S o in c ase y o u m is s e d it, be su re to lis te n to P h ille r P h rid a y s e v e ry M onday fro m 4 :0 0 - 6 :0 0 PM . Y e a h , we k n o w that d o e s n ’t m a k e a h e c k o f a lo t o f se n se .

b u t if y ou lis te n to th e sh o w , y o u ’ll fin d th a t w e d o n ’ t e ith e r... T h a t k ind o f m ak e s se n se , h u h ?

O v e r th e past w e e k or s o w e h ave b e e n a tte m p tin g to w rite a sp e e ch to b e re ad at C o m m e n c e m e n t o r B a c c a ­ la u re a te . T h e th e m e th is y e a r is “ I n s p ira tio n ,” a n d le t u s tell you, n o th in g is c o m in g to u s on th is o n e ...

W e ’ ve trie d to ju s t bo w l o u r w ay th ro u g h it (h e y , th a t’ s lik e so m e o f o u r a rtic le s ...), b u t it d o e s n ’t seem to b e w o rk in g . A n y w a y , w e th o u g h t th at m a y b e a little su p p o rt fro m o u r d e d ic a te d fans w o u ld p ro v id e the in s p ira tio n to g e t it d o n e . SO , if y o u ’d lik e to h e a r u s d e liv e r a sp e e c h in c h a ra c te r a t g ra d u a tio n (y e s, u n d e rg ra d u a te s , e v e n th o u g h y o u a r e n 't g ra d u a tin g , y o u c a n still a tte n d the c e re m o n y , if f o r n o th in g e ls e b u t to h e a r - h o p e fu lly - our w o n d e rfu l sp e e c h ) p le a se w rite to u s in the usual fa sh io n a n d let us know .

O K , h e re ’s th e m o m e n t y o u ’ve b een w a itin g for — th e b esto w in g o f A m y P la c k ’s new title. B ecause o f h e r d e d ic atio n to the P P C , we h ereb y proclaim her to h e nceforth b e k n o w n to all th o se w h o are h e n ce fo rth N O T to b e know n as the fo llow ing: “ A m y P la c k .O . S. V. P. T. T . P. P. C. P. 4. 2. S. C . 0 . C . A. O. C. I. A. M . Y. T . P. I. C. O. I. T . P. E. V. O . W . A. A . O. W . P. I. P., o therw ise k n o w n as, O fficial S e n io r V ice P resi­ d e n t to th e P h i l l e r P h a n C lu b , (P h )D iv isio n 42, S uprem e C h a se r o f C h ic k e n s a n d O th er C lo th in g Item s, a n d M a n a g erial-Y e llin g -T y p e -P e rso n in C h arg e o f Insuring the P ro p e r E s­ c ap e V e lo city o f W o lv e s an d All O ther W PI P ests.” W ow , th a t's m o re letters th an w e ’ve ev er had in o n e acronym b efore! but A m y d ese rv e s it. A nd the n u m b e r o f letters is vitally im portant, as w e ’re su re A m y c o u ld te ll you...

A nd now a w ord fro m o u r sponsors:

Dear Laurel and Guinevere,

While I ’m sitting here in the CCC, attempting to make a fe w color print­ outs fo r my MQP (which I have been doing since this morning around 9 o'clock), I remember people telling me how important time management was in college, and how helpful com ­ puters are... But did you ever notice that when you try to put the two to­ gether (i.e., attempting to do som e­ thing important on a computer while budgeting yourself enough time to get it done), no matter how hard you try, the two cancel each other out and you never get anything done...?

Well anyway, just to let you know, your colu m n

makes great gift wrapping paper... Last week I had to wrap a birthday gift, and when I realized that I didn 't have any, I tried to think o f what would be the next best thing.. The first thing that popped into mind was the Philler section. I mean really, what else can you think o f that deserves to get recycled three times (once read, once as wrapping paper, and once in the bin...)?

Keep up the good work... and don 7 get too political...

Nick Mollo G ee, uh, thanks N ick. W e a lw a y s a p p reciate loyalty in o u r fans, and g iv e yo u a big, w et, slo p p y kiss for y o u r e ffo rts to recycle. B ut seriously, w e d e fin itely u n d erstan d w hat you m ean

about c o m p u te rs “ m ak in g your life e asie r” a n d o th e r such nonsense. In fact, w e w o u ld h av e started th is article a couple h o u rs so o n e r this m orning if our c o m p u te r w ere w orking properly.

It’s fixed no w , but only w ith the c o s ­ mic in flu e n ce o f this guy S id know s nam ed M ild re d Pierce. T h e healing p o w er o f m u sic is d e fin itely under­ rated...

F L A S H B A C K ... T his is a response to an a rticle w h ich w e w rote w aaaaay back in D e c e m b e r e n title d “ M arching B ands a n d Pink B alloons — Y ou’re G etting V e rrrry S le ep y .” It seem s to go qu ite w ell h e re, so w e ’re including it.

Guinevere and Laurel, Why do you tease us so? / was really looking fo rw a rd e d to reading your oh-so-awesome sec­ tion this weekend — espe­ cially when you mentioned marching bands (ok, the pink balloons sounds neat, too). I was looking fo r some "call to arms "fo r a march­ ing band or something at least as worthy. But what do I get? Not a single mention o f a desire, a thought even, o f that great synergy o f music and walking, the marching band. Oh! the agony! I ’// have to attribute this to the end o f the term; your brains must be getting the end-of-the-term-frazzle-because-youforgot-w hat-you- mentioned-in-thetitle-so-you-didn’t-mention-it-in-thearticle blues. (I would put a nice, little acronym here, but I won't because I never actually look at them anyways).

Perhaps next time.

Waiting and wanting....

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are g o in g to ignore h is “ fo r y o u r ow n sa fety ” w arning fo r a bit, and m ake a valiant a ttem p t to tell y ’all a bout a little th in g y called a p ro test. N o, w e ’re not g o in g to travel b a ck in tim e to the '6 0 s, but w e are p la n n in g to w ear o u r hair long and trod o n B rickenstocks.

H o w e v e r , w e d r a w th e lin e a t bellbottom s... T h e se rio u s part o f this serious part is the d e m o n stra tio n that is tak in g place in B o sto n on T h u rsd ay (4 :3 0 at M IT ) to p ro test the p roposed bill w hich will cu t m an y hum an itarian services an d env iro n m en tal regulations now in effect. T h e c u ts are w idespread and d e v a sta tin g to m an y p ro g ram s w hich w e need; se c tio n s o f the p ro ­ posal w ill take a w a y federal student aid p rogram s, e n co u ra g e e n v iro n m e n ­ tal d e reg u latio n , m ak e c u ts to the V io ­ lence A gainst W o m e n A ct, and e lim i­ nate the F ood an d D ru g A d m in istra ­ tion and P ublic B ro a d ca stin g , w hile in creasin g m ilitary sp e n d in g . If you w ould like to kn o w m ore about this, re a d th e w p i.s tu d e n ts n e w s g ro u p .

Please get a bunch o f y o u r friends and find a w ay to get in to B o sto n on T h u rs­ day. W e need y o u r help. T h is bill is far to o stu p id an d d a n g e ro u s to c o n ­ tinue w ithout re sistan c e. T h e g o v e rn ­ m ent n e ed s to k n o w that people are p ay in g atten tio n to its a ctio n s, and w o n ’t stan d for su c h idio cy am o n g its leaders.

A lth o u g h the fo llow ing g o es w ell w ith D e n n is’ letter, it does n o t go w ith the p o litical part o f N ic k ’s letter; w e

G e e , h o w do w e fo llo w th a t? N o th ­ ing is v e ry a p p ro p ria te (a t le a st not in th e w a y o f fu n n y ) a fte r su c h s e ri­ o u sn e ss.

S o rry a b o u t th a t, b u t w e d id in c lu d e th e fu n n y b its at th e b e ­ g in n in g to c o m p e n s a te . W e a p o lo ­ g ize a g a in to M r. M o llo , b u t it w as n e c e ssa ry . W e u rg e a ll s tu d e n ts , fa c u lty , a n d th e ir n e ig h b o r ’s c o u s in ’s pet c a m e l to a tte n d th e p ro te s t th is T h u rsd a y .

T h an k you, and g o o d n ig h t.

(B T W , you c an c o n ta c t us at B ox 2 70 0 o r at n e w sp e ak .w p i.e d u if you have q u e stio n s o r c o m m e n ts.)

w hen I d isb a n d e d M a rian ’s H ealth C are T ask F orce. T hat sh e publicly called m e ‘an ti-fem in ist’ fo r vetoing the P e a sa n t’s L e a v e 'A ct d id n ’t h elp m atters.” R o b in w as put u n d e r further strain w h en c o u rt m instrel a n d form er M erry M an W ill S carlet q u it his c a b i­ net post a fte r an n o u n cin g he w as gay.

M aid M a rian h a s since chan g ed h e r nam e to W o m y n M arian and accep ted a tea ch in g p o sitio n in G e n d e r Studies and P ublic P o licy . S carlet is cu rren tly o pening fo r M elissa E theridge.

D espite e v ery th in g , R obin rem ains o ptim istic. “ I’m looking forw ard to

my return to private life. I ’ve got m y barony to think about, m y archery could use a bit o f p ractice, a n d the H oly L and still needs to be lib e rate d . B esides, if I get b o re d I can a lw a y s e x erc ise m y droit de se ig n eu r” he a d d ed , glancing at a c h am b erm a id b e arin g a sta ck o f o fficial-lo o k in g d o c u m e n ts. “T h e w ay 1 see it, th in g s can o n ly get b e tte r from h e re.”

R obin picked up th e d o cu m en ts. As he ex am in ed them h is face becam e e x p ressio n le ss. “ I t ’s M arian .” A long pause. “ S h e ’s suing me fo r sexual h a rassm en t.”

Robin Hood faces tough times

by Winston Smith [Ed. note: The following com ­ m entary was subm itted by an author who wishes to remain anonymous a nd has chosen to use a pen name.

The opinions do not necessarily rep­ resent those o f the Newspeak Staff. ] S H E R W O O D F O R E S T - In a s u r p r is e m o v e to d a y R o b in o f L o c k s le y - c ru sa d e r, b a ro n , a n d fo r­ m erly th e o u tla w k n o w n as ‘R o b in H o o d ’ - a n n o u n c e d th a t he w o u ld not s e e k re -a p p o in tm e n t to h is c u rre n t o f f i c e o f L o r d o f N o t t in g h a m . “ N o t t i n g h a m s h i r e h a s g o n e to b la z e s ,” R o b in sta te d b lu n tly in an e x c lu s iv e A s s im ila te d P re ss in te r­ v ie w , “ a n d I fo r o n e see no w ay out o f h e r p re d ic a m e n t.”

R o b in ’s p ro b le m s beg an so o n af­ t e r th e d e fe a t o f P rin c e Jo h n a n d the r e s t o r a t io n o f R ic h a r d th e L io n H e a rte d to the th ro n e . ‘T h e M e rry M en b ro k e up a lm o s t im m e d ia te ly ,” h e re m e m b e re d . “ B a sic a lly , we w ere a c o a litio n a g a in st P rin c e Jo h n ra th e r th a n fo r a n y th in g , a n d w hen Jo h n w e n t d o w n so d id th e c o a litio n . I th in k last stra w w as w hen I re fu sed to c h a n g e the g ro u p ’s nam e. T h ey s a id th a t ‘M e rry M e n ’ w as p o liti­ c a lly in c o rr e c t.” Iro n ic sm ile. “ T h ey w a n te d to call th e m se lv e s the ‘J o c u ­ la rly -E n h a n c e d P e rs o n s .’“ T h e m o n th s fo llo w in g saw m o st o f R o b in ’s c lo se st a d v is o rs re s ig n ­ in g o r b e in g d is m is s e d in d isg ra c e . “ F ria r T u c k w a s the first to go. He s to rm e d o u t in a h u ff b e ca u se I d id n ’t c o lle c tiv iz e a g ric u ltu re a n d tu rn my fa m ily la n d s o v e r to the c o m m u n e s.

L a s t 1 h e a rd he had e m b ra c e d L ib ­ e ra tio n T h e o lo g y a n d w ent to P e ru to fig h t fo r th e S h in in g Path te r ro r is ts .” “ I had to ask for L ittle Jo h n ’s re sig ­ n a tio n w h en he w as indicted fo r di­ v e rtin g S h e rw o o d Intelligence A gency fu n d s to help the C ontras. He d id n ’t

g o q u ietly ,” c o n tin u e d R o b in with typical u n d e rstatem e n t. “ L ittle John c alled a pre ss c o n fere n ce a n d d eclared that th e S h e riff o f N o ttin g h a m and I had c o n sp ire d to k e e p Prince John on the throne until a fte r R ichard had re ­ tu rn ed from the C ru sa d e s.” R o b in ’s b e le ag u e re d a d m in istratio n m anaged to discred it the so -c a lle d ‘A u g u st S ur­ p rise ’ a cc u sa tio n s, b u t his p o pularity su ffe red a severe blow . L ittle John, n o w p re sid en t o f the S h e rw o o d Forest T ea m sters U nion (A F L -C IO ), m ain ­ tains the tru th o f his cla im s to th is day.

R obin w a s c an d id a bout his fail­ ures. “ M y b ig g est m ista k e , though, had to be the Tax R eform A c t o f 1196.

E v ery th in g else I th in k we c o u ld have w e ath e red .” B etter kn o w n a s the RobF ro m -T h e -R ic h - A n d -G iv e - T o -T h e P oor Plan, the T ax R eform A ct w as an u n m itig ate d disaster. “M ost o f the rich d iv e ste d th e ir S h e rw o o d Forest h o ld in g s an d m oved to C am elo t, w here c a p ita l-g a in s taxes h a d ju s t been cut a n d in d ex ed to in fla tio n . T h e rest used m assive layoffs a n d d o w n siz in g to pre­ serv e th eir c a p ita l.” T he so cial ser­ vices p rovisions o f th e T a x R eform A ct a lso c am e u n d er se v ere criticism . “ I still m aintain that the E lv ish M id­ n ight B asketball L ea g u e h elp ed low er the e n ch a n tm e n t rate, but I take full b lam e for the 12,000,000 pou n d a p ­ p ro p riatio n to m ake L aw ren ce W elk ’s b irth p la ce a national m o n u m e n t.” The last m easu re was o v e rw h elm in g ly c o n ­ d e m n e d w h e n it w a s le a rn e d that L a w re n c e W e lk w a s n o t b o rn in N o ttin g h a m .

E v en if R o b in w e re s e e k in g re ­ a p p o i n t m e n t , it is q u e s t io n a b l e w h e t h e r h e c o u l d a c h i e v e it. “ R o b in ’s a lie n a te d h is c o re c o n s titu ­ e n c y ,” sa id F le tc h e r P ie rc e , local c h a irm a n o f the N a tio n a l L o n g b o w A s s o c ia tio n . “ H is re b e llio n a g a in st th e o ld S h e rif f w a s e v e ry th in g ihe N L A sto o d for. N o w , th o u g h , h e ’s m a k in g le g itim a te b o w o w n e rs the

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T h is fiv e d a y w a itin g p e rio d on c r o s s ­ b o w p u rc h a se s, the b a n on a s s a u lt c a ta p u lts ...it’s ju s t n o t rig h t. A r ­ ro w s d o n ’t k ill p e o p le , p e o p le k ill p e o p le !”

It is w idely b e lie v ed th at R o b in ’s personal pro b lem s w ere the d e cid in g fa cto r in his declin in g to seek re -a p pointm ent. ‘T h e sep aratio n betw een m e a n d M aid M arian is public k n o w l­ e d g e ,” R o b in c o n firm e d . “T h in g s started to get rocky w h e n E leanor o f A quitaine cla im e d I’d h ad a fo u rteen y e ar affair w ith her. T h e end c am e

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H ope e v e r y o n e ’s b re a k w a s g o o d a n d re la x in g and th a t e v e ry o n e got a lot o f s le e p a n d a re now a ll p sy c h e d f o r the new te rm . L o ts o f th in g s w ill be h a p p e n in g w ith C S A th is te rm , so d o n ’t fo rg et t o free y o u r sc h e d u le s a n d ig n o re e v e ry th in g e ls e ...a a a ...a c tu a lly , ju s t ig n o re m e.

A h h ...S p rin g is fin ally h e re w h a t b e tte r w a y to s p e n d the d a y (a n d n ig h t) to play S o ftb a ll (a n d S o c c e r) o u t-o f-d o o rs w ith y o u r fe llo w C S A p e o p le . O f c o u rs e , w e m u st a lso o c c a s io n a lly tro o p in d o o rs fo r so m e F lo o r H o c k e y as w e ll...it’s lik e ...u rn ...b e in g b a l­ a n c e d o r s o m e th in g ...y e a h , t h a t ’s rig h t. A n y ­ w a y , com e o n e , c o m e a ll...c o m e to C S A in tra ­ m u ra l g a m e s!

H m m ...s p e a k in g o f in tra m u ra ls , th e C S A S p o rts T -s h irt is F IN A L L Y d o n e * h ip -h ip h o o ra y !*. It w ill be c o m in g so o n to a frie n d ly n e ig h b o rh o o d C S A m e e tin g n e a r y o u ...a s you all kn o w , th e d e sig n is g re a t (a n d th e p rice w ill be rig h t), so sta rt th in k in g now h o w m any

you w an t to o rd e r (5? 6 ? ...n a h ...9 w ill be g o o d ).

O k ...se v e ra l th in g s to sta rt th in k in g a b o u t....

T h e re a re so m e im p o rta n t th in g s th at w ill c o m e up in the C S A m ee tin g th a t is so o n to be h e ld .... T h e first th in g is e le c tio n s (y e p , i t ’s th at tim e o f th e y e a r a g a in )...s ta rt th in k in g a b o u t ru n n in g fo r so m e th in g ...o r p e rh a p s yo u kn o w s o m e o n e th a t’s p e rfe c t fo r a p a rtic u la r o f fic e ...th is is y o u r c h a n c e to g et m o re in ­ v o lv e d in C S A a n d m ake th in g s h a p p en . N e x t up, th e C u ltu ra l F e stiv al is c o m in g up v e ry so o n a n d w e, as a w h o le , w ill h a v e to do so m e th in g . M o re d e ta ils w ill fo llo w in th e m e e tin g , b u t it’s a g o o d tim e to sta rt th in k in g a b o u t w h a t y o u ’d lik e to d o (o r see C S A d o ) d u rin g th e C u ltu ra l F e s tiv a l...a n y su g g e s tio n s are w e lc o m e . L a st th in g to th in k a b o u t (fo r n o w )...th e re is g o in g to b e a M e m b e r o f th e Y e ar a w a rd g o in g o u t to the (n o n -o ffic e r) C S A m e m b e r th a t h a s ‘d o n e th e m o s t’ fo r the c lu b th is p a st y e a r. A g ift c e rtific a te to the W PI B o o k sto re w ill be p re se n te d to the p e r ­ so n by o u r d e a r a d v is o r R o g e r at th e m e e tin g ...s o s ta rt th in k in g now .

O h , a n d o n e last th in g ...d o n ’t fo rg e t to su b m it to “ T h e D ra g o n ” if yo u h a v e s o m e ­ th in g (a n d h a v e n ’t d o n e so a lre a d y ). W ell th e n , ta k e c are . T o o d le s. Peace.

Christian Bible Fellowship H i e v e ry o n e ! I h o p e th a t y ou all had a w o n d e rfu l, re la x in g b re a k a n d a re lo o k in g fo rw a rd t o an e x c itin g D T e rm (I k n o w 1 a m ).

As u su a l, th e re a re a lo t o f fu n a c tiv itie s g o in g on th is w e e k , s o I w ill sta rt fro m the b e g in ­ nin g : T h e re is a b a k e sale h a p p e n in g to d a y , c h e c k o u t the g o o d ie s in th e W ed g e ! W ed P ra y e r a n d S h a re is in M o rg a n A at 7pm .

T h u rs n ig h t is th e in te r-c a m p u s fe llo w s h ip at C la rk a n d o f c o u rs e o n Fri w e w ill be g a th e r­ ing in M o rg a n A at 7 p m fo r a g re a t tim e o f fe llo w s h ip .

A s w e b e g in a n e w te rm , I w o u ld lik e to c h a lle n g e e ac h o f us w ith a v e rse, “ ..e n c o u r­ age one a n o th e r a n d b u ild e a c h o th e r u p ..” ( l T h e s s a l o n i a n s 5 : l 1 N IV ) A s the te rm w ears on, c la s s e s m ay b e g in to d is c o u ra g e u s. Y o u m ay k n o w so m e o n e w h o n e e d s a frie n d ly sm ile o r a p a tie n t e a r. If y o u d o , I w o u ld e n c o u ra g e you to s p e n d so m e tim e w ith th em , e ith e r lis te n in g o r p e rh a p s sh a rin g w ith th em w hat the L o rd h a s b e e n d o in g in y o u r life. A s y ou step in to th is w e e k , I w o u ld lik e to leav e you w ith o n e th o u g h t.. H ow c a n you be a lig h t o f e n c o u ra g e m e n t to th o se y o u ta lk w ith e v ­ e ry d ay ?

Masque C o n g ra ts to e v e ry o n e w h o a u d itio n e d fo r ro le s in N e w V o ic e s O n e -T h re e c a s t lis ts are p o ste d o u ts id e th e g re en ro o m tim e to sta rt re h e a rs in g ! N o m in a tio n s f o r M a sq u e o ffic e rs w ill b e ta k e n a g a in rig h t b e fo re e le c tio n s th is F rid a y at 4 :3 0 p m a t the m a s q u e m e e tin g so .p le a se m a k e e v e ry e ffo rt to a tte n d ...ju s t a s a re m in d e r th e o ffic e rs a re ... P re sid e n t V ic e P re s id e n t - M a ste r C a rp e n te r, M a ste r E le c tri­ c ia n , P ro p s M a n a g e r, P u b lic ity , S e c re ta ry , T re a s u re r, O C F C R ep. S ee y ou at th e m e e t­ in g ... 4 :3 0 , G re e n R o o m (b e h in d the sta g e in the G re a t H all o f A ld e n ). F o r m o re in fo on NV O n e T h re e e -m a il lissa @ w p i.

Muslim Student Association A s s a la m - U - A la ik u m B ro th e rs a n d S is ­ ters. H o p e b re a k w en t w ell fo r e v e ry o n e a n d D -T e rm h a s n ’t s ta rte d to tr e a t a n y o n e h o r r i­ bly y e t. S p rin g is a lm o st h e re an d w ith a ll the a c tiv itie s g o in g o n , w e w ill h a v e a lo t o f fun.

M S A h a s q u ite a few e v e n ts fo r you to o . S ta y tu n ed .

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ATO A T O has m ig ra te d to th e so u th d u rin g th e s e past w e e k s. W h at do y o u say C a n c u n , P u e rto R ico, and B a h a m a b o y s. W o rd . T he tru e q u e stio n is: W ill Ju stin a n d C h a d re m e m ­ b e r th e ir o w n n am es w hen th ey re tu rn from th is tro p ic al isla n d . W ho k n o w s ? D ue to lack o f re so u rc e s to pay h o u se b ills, L a u re n , L ib b y , a n d the o th e r o n e, h ave d e c id e d to m o v e in a n d m ak e o u r liv e s a little m o re jo y fu l.

G o u d re a u h as o ffic ia lly tu rn e d to the d a rk sid e.

H e is one o f us now . C u lle n , ak a O B I , has lo st. T h e p o w e r o f m a in h o u se is p o w e rfu l and d a n g e ro u s. B e w a re , m y y o u n g Je d i fo r G o b is (a k a e m p e ro r). N e o p h y te s h a v e d e c id e d to h a v e d iffe re n t c o lo rs fo r th e ir h a ir fo r M O N F rid a y . P ro b le m s. T h a n k s to L ee an d A ndy fo r b re a k fa st o n S a tu rd a y . I w ill re m a in as an A T O in W o rc e ste r for the re st o f m y c o lle g e y e a rs. S e c o n d flo o r m ain h o u se w ill be the p la c e to be n e x t y e a r, b o y s. E v e ry m a n ’s n ig h tm a r e , an d s c h o o l g i r l ’s d re a m .

W h h h h h o o o o o o . (!@ @ # # P ete)

In d ian a J o n e s h a s se n te n c e d him to 10 w h ip s and the e v e n h a rs h e r, loss o f te le p h o n e p r iv i­ leg e s. T h e G re a t S w am m i sa y s, “ E ric P a u ly , lo v e r o f p le d g e s ’ siste rs, and s e e in g A s sn e r n a k e d ” "T o m H a n k s, M ike B a n k s, and N o T h a n k s ."

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S p rin g b re a k w as g re at, but I d o n ’t w a n t to get in to any o f the sto rie s. W an ted : O n e d ate to th e s e m i-fo rm a l. If in te re s te d call W oody. P le d g e s , in itia tio n is c o m in g so o n if you th in k D -te rm o f 97 is c lo s in g in. Y ou g u y s k n o w how to p arty a n d stay up all n ig h t, you m u st c h ill a n d d e ja c k if yo u w an t to liv e here.

I w ill to n e it d o w n n o w b e c a u se I d o n ’t w ant to g e l frisk e d o r b u rie d a liv e . “ C o u ld you p le a se p a ss th is to 11D ? ” , “ I d o n ’t m e a n to to o l m y o w n h o rn but, B E E P , B E E P ” . S et y o u r c a le n d a rs fo r A pril 5 th , b e c a u se T h e P rice is R ig h t w ill be fe a tu rin g 5 fro n t ro w g u e sts. I d o n ’t k n o w w h at to sa y , but I w ill lea v e y o u w ith w o rd s o f w isd o m . B E T A YOU SU CK F iv e A p p le s

O K , T h is sh o u ld be e asy I h av e 3 w e e k s o f m a te ria l to w o rk w ith . A b ig sig h o f re lie f g o e s o u t w ith th e re c o v e ry o f P ete H a rro d . He w a s a tta c k e d by a v isc o u s a n im a l w h ic h left h im w ith tw o sc a rs on his n eck . B e w a re to a n y o n e w h o c r o s s e s th e p a th o f C h e w y .

Z a le s k i s ig h tin g - 3 /14/95 in the fo y e r. It is a to s s up b e tw e e n th e p le d g e s a n d Z a le s k i for w h o hangs o u t m o re at th e h o u se . In the h e a v y w e ig h t fig h t, Pete a n d B .E . h a v e g o n e to th e 18th ro u n d w ith still no w in n e r. H ey G o v e you b e tte r lo c k y o u r ro o m , R u m o r is th a t the h o u s e b e e rs you sto le are g e ttin g ta k e n from y o u r ro o m . C o n g ra tu la tio n s to O ’ B rie n on h is h o riz o n ta l m am b o in T ro y .

N o w tell m e a g a in w as it th a t sh e h ad a se e in g e y e d o g o r a w h ite c a n e ? C h e e r up P a u ly at le a s t you a re not O ’D o n n e ll. H e n n e s se y is still in F lo rid a . He is a fra id to g e t up a fte r the lap d a n ce . S e n io r c la s s p le a se g e t to g e th e r so O rp h a n o s will sh u t up. C o n g ra tu la tio n s to th e new c o u p le S c o tt T h e ria u lt a n d S w eet L e a h . R u m o r has it, A s sn e r h a s in v e s te d his fo rtu n e in th e Z im a b e v e ra g e c o m p a n y but has not seen an y re tu rn s o n h is in v e s tm e n t.

K ija k 's im m u n e sy s te m is slo w ly w a stin g away and doctors h av e g iv e n h im tw o w e ek s to live. Because o f S im p s o n ’s d is o b e d ie n c e .

-F irst a n d fo re m o s t, in o rd e r to g e t o u r n e w fooz ball ta b le , all tea m s m ust pay W h itten th e ir five d o lla rs to e n te r the h o u se to u rn a ­ m ent.

-W e lc o m e b a c k e v ery o n e w h o w en t on sp rin g b re a k , I h o p e e v e ry o n e w h o w e n t h a d a g re at tim e a n d got lo ts o f w arm re la x in g su n ...je rk s .

-A n y o n e w h o is in te re s te d in re a d in g a g re at S u ff. a b o u t the In d u stria l R e v o lu tio n talk to M a rk R o y . I d o n ’t kn o w h o w he h a d the tim e to w rite a p a p e r o f th at c a lib e r a n d d o so w ell in h is o th e r c la s s e s ....w a y to go M a rk .

-W e ll, sin c e w e ’re on the su b je c t, w h a t’s up w ith B ig g y ?

-A sso c ia te M e m b e r o f th e Y e a r........T o m m y M ich.

-G D F B A T Q X Y Z !!!!!!!!!!!!

- I s n ’t it w e ird h o w th in g s c h a n g e ....D a n “ p a rtie s ” in F lo rid a , M a rsh p la y s w ith his c o m p u te r in S to d d a rd .

-In re la te d e v e n ts , n e x t tim e p lu g it in F ra n k .

- I t ’s n o t e a s y b e in g G u z .

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TKE H ow goes it little k id d ie s and fa n s o f th e m u lti-a w a rd w in n in g T K E c o rn e r. F in a lly the in fa m o u s C -te rm is g o n e for a bit but th e w o n d e rfu l m e m o rie s w ill still lin g er. But w e no lo n g e r dw ell u p o n the past and w e lo o k to the p re se n t and the fu tu re a n d the a w e so m e term to c o m e . T h in k sp o rts c u p sin c e this is c o m e b a c k term . E v en if y o u 'r e not p la y in g on th e te a m s , th in k C o u c h C o m m , a n d D .A .M .N . G .L .A .D . on the p la y in g fields.

T h in k w a rm w e a th e r and h a n g in g o u t on the front d e c k o f th e big h o u se w ith the stu d s o f ro o m S la th y d . A n d o f c o u rse how c a n you not th in k , d re a m , a n d d ro o l o v e r the so o n to c o m e S E W E R P A R T Y 95 c o m in g real so o n to a T o p T K E c h a p te r n e a r you. T h is term p ro m ­ ises m u ch as is se e n so e a rly w ith the a d v e n ­ tu res o f th e 24 h o u r im b ib in g se ssio n and the se v e n c o n s e c u tiv e n ig h t not so sta b le guys.

A nd w h a t b e tte r w ay to b rin g in th e first w e ek e n d th an w ith S t. Pat m y c o rn b e e f day.

A big c o n g ra ts g o e s out to all o f th e new F r ie n d s o f the F ra te rn ity . A w e s o m e j o b o n the s h a m ro c k s , c o o k ie s , an d th a t y u m m y le p re ­ c h au n h o ly w a ter. G o o d id e a ! H ey S p a m , m aybe y o u sh o u ld b e a la w y e r in ste a d o f a n e n g in e e r o r at le a s t h o o k up w ith a ju d g e . C a n I h a v e y o u r c a r? P la n s fo r th e se w e r c o n s tru c ­ tio n are c u rre n tly u n d e rw a y w ith C ia s u llo , A m m o n , a n d a s s o c ia te s a rc h ite c tu re firm . A ll rig h t t h a t 's it, w e a lm o st ju s t lo st th is c o lu m n due to a s o c a lle d “ Iris h m a n ” n a m e d O ’T o o l w ay to g o k lu tz . I h o p e th a t a ll th e N ew M e m b e rs are a n x io u s for D -te rm to o , w e ’ ve got lots o f fun th in g s p la n n e d . F lo b i has put the tra in in g w h e e ls b a c k on h is b ik e a g a in fo r a b it, a n d Ray h a s b e e n try in g to r o lle r b lad e

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Z*F O k a y , b a c k f o r o n e l a s t t u r n at th e tr a c k s ...I t’s D -te rm , tim e to sk ip all y o u r c la ss e s a n d lay o n the front law n , d rin k m o re , and p la y e v e ry o n e ’s fa v o rite in tra m u ra l, flo o r h o c k e y , w h o n e ed s tale n t w h e n you can ju s t bash th e ir h e ad s in ...T h is p a st w e ek e n d it w as o f f to M o n tre a l to v isit o u r c h a p te r up th e re for, u m , so c ial re a s o n s ...A n y o n e n o tic e the d in in g ro o m , se c o n d flo o r h a llw a y , a n d the fact th a t th e h o u se w a s n 't a c o m p le te m e s s a fte r b re a k ...T h a n k s to K ip p , M a tt, a n d L u c a s for all th e tim e th e y put in... W e lc o m e b a c k to o u r a lm ig h ty P re sid e n t as he re tu rn s fro m a so jo u rn in B a n g k o k ...I th in k th ere w a s m o re w o rk d o n e d u rin g b re a k b y five b ro th e rs in one w e e k th an th e re w as by fo rty in a n e n tire te rm ...c o m in g up th is w e e k e n d , o u r first p a rty o f the te rm ...C o m in g soon T H E P A R T Y an d th e fo rm a l...S ig n in g O ff-Ja b b a .

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Monday, March 6 1 1:29am - U nauthorized Personnel: G ym area. O fficers respond.

2:29pm - N on-Students Removed: From Alum ni.

5:49pm - N on-Student: A lum ni Gym .

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Tuesday, March 21

12:16am - S uspicious Vehicle: John W ing Rd. O fficer responds.

1 1:24pm - D istraught Student: O fficer to Stoddard re: student.

7 :00pm to 9:3 0 p m - P resentation: “ O rig in s o f H eraldry: From K nights o f O ld to Y our F am ily Coato f-A rm s,” H iggins A rm ory, 100 B a rb er Ave. $4.75.

8:00pm - C oncert: “ C arrie N ew co m er,” R iley C om m ons, $1.

Wednesday, March 8 6:14pm - R adio Recovered: radio stolen from B ecker recovered by W PI.

Wednesday, March 22 Thursday, March 9 8:20pm - L arceny: Library, O fficer responds.

Friday, March 10 12:33am - A ssist O utside Agency: M SP. 8:00am - Parking in front o f Alden for science fair.

4:59pm - Trespass: people in H arrington lobby, officer responds.

5:29pm - Trespass: N on-students rem oved from K aven, seen heading tow ards Fuller Labs.

10:00am - C a ree r Fair: H oly C ross, H ogan C am pus C enter.

11:15am - L ecture: “ M olecu lar an d B iochem ical A nalyses o f a U nique T ransport S ystem for H yd ro p h o b ic C o m p o u n d s,” G H 217.

3:00pm to 8:00pm - Ja z z Festival, A ld en Hall.

7:00pm - Film : “C ro n o s,” W o rcester A rt M useum , 55 S alisbury St.

Thursday, March 23 4:00pm - F a c u lty M eeting, K innicutt H all.

7:30pm - F ilm : “ B haji on the B each,” C la rk U niversity, C in em a 320, $4.50.

Saturday, March 11 7:15am - K aven 116 opened for aero-space program .

8:20am - Several calls to open doors and room s at Fuller, Founders and G oddard, officers responding.

1 1:10am - M issing custodians en te r the police station to return keys, officer requests that they go to H arrington G ym .

1:32pm - Trespass: N on-students o n basketball court by Fuller A partm ents, officer responds.

1:41pm - Clear: 4 non-students rem oved from E llsw orth basketball court, not Fuller court.

5:33pm - R esident in Ellsw orth reports hot w ater w o n ’t shut off. Plant Services notified.

8:58pm - Student com es into station for keys, keys d o n ’t work in assigned room , faculty from Student Life notified.

1 1:54pm - E levator Problem: Report o f A lden elevator stopped on 1st floor with door open, officer responds.

Friday, March 24 7:00pm - Passport F ilm : “ R oad S c h o lar,” Perreault H all, $1.

10:00pm - Band: T rid e k d u o n o to - m o d e m ja z z trio. C oco B ean C afe, P ark A ve, W orcester

Saturday, March 25 1:00pm - M e n s’ and W o m e n s’ T rac k vs E. Conn.

2 :00pm - T our: M exican Art R evisited, W orcester A rt M useum .

Sunday, March 26 1:00pm - B aseball at W o rcester State.

6:30pm a n d 9:30pm - Film : “T he P u p p et M asters” Perreault H all, $2.

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Monday, March 27

8:35am - Service Call: Distraught student at F o u n d ers Hall, officer responds.

1 1:45am - C aller reports leaving project in K aven Hall.

2:45pm - O fficer reports: 3 non-students, teenage m ales, trespass at A lum ni. C aught sam e attem pting to gain entrance into Riley. Individuals refused to give their names. Sam e advised o f trespass arrest if caught again at W PI.

3:30pm - S oftball vs R egis C ollege.

8:00pm - B ig Band B ash: A lden M em orial.

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