SWINDON
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ARTS CENTRE
THEATRE
AUTUMN / WINTER 2015
highlights this season‌ Rob Beckett The Picture of Dorian GrAy WISHBONE ASH Only Fools and Boycie Santa Claus and the Christmas Adventure
plus much, much more...
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ANDY FAIRWEATHER LOW & THE LOW RIDERS
Andy Fairweather Low’s story looks like the perfect example of how to become a legend. He first came to prominence as the lead singer in Amen Corner. The 60s saw them clock up hit after pop hit, including songs such as Bend Me Shape Me and (If Paradise Is) Half As Nice. Andy has gone on to work with Eric Clapton, George Harrison, Bob Dylan, Jimi Hendrix, Roger Waters and more. TICKETS £20.00u
12+
THU 9 – SAT 11 JULY 7.30PM
GHOST – THE MUSICAL
A timeless fantasy about the power of love. Walking back to their apartment one night, Sam and Molly are mugged, leaving Sam murdered on a dark street. Sam is trapped as a ghost and unable to leave Molly, who he learns is in grave danger. With the help of a phony psychic, Oda Mae Brown, Sam tries to communicate with Molly in the hope of saving and protecting her. TICKETS £13.00u
GHOST THE MUSICAL Book & Lyrics by BRUCE JOEL RUBIN Music & Lyrics by DAVE STEWART & GLEN BALLARD. Based on the Paramount Pictures film written by Bruce Joel Rubin. Original West End production produced by Colin Ingram, David Garfinkle, Adam Silverman ‘Unchained Melody’ written by Hy Zaret & Alex North, courtesy of Unchained Melody by publishing LLC
Sat 18 July 5pm
RISING ASPIRATIONS Academy of Performing Arts
Rising Aspirations Academy of Performing Arts present their Summer Showcase. A fun and exciting evening of drama, singing and dance performed by students aged three to eighteen (including the presentation of certificates, medals and trophies). TICKETS £5.00u
THU 10 SEPTEMBER 7.30pm
DRACULA’S GHOST When Bram Stoker’s widow welcomes lawyer Mr Leech into her home, there begins a tale of the most feared vampire of all time, of his un-dead life and times, and the remarkable characters he has met down the centuries. An original stage-play concerning the actual story of Count Dracula – prepare for nothing but the bloody truth! TICKETS £11.00u Concessions £2.00 off FOSAC £2.50 off
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SIMON WESTON; My Life, My Story It was the conflict of a generation and one that many will never forget. On the second of April 1982 Argentina invaded the Falkland Islands with the aim of recapturing them through a claim that they had inherited the islands from Spain in the 1800s. In one of the most horrific moments of the conflict the RFA Sir Galahad was bombed by two Argentine planes, aboard at the time was Simon. This was an event which would change his life forever. Simon Weston; My Life, My Story is a truly inspirational show about one man’s journey from the front line of war, being on the edge of death, to today being a happy and contented Father, Grandfather and national treasure. TICKETS £16.50u
Fri 11 September 7.30pm
NICHOLAS NICKLEBY Enter the world of Charles Dickens in the company of his great, great grandson Gerald Dickens as this remarkable, acclaimed actor performs Dickens’ masterpiece Nicholas Nickleby, playing every character himself. This timeless, romantic classic story is a theatrical experience full of drama, variety and excitement that has had audiences cheering across the UK. TICKETS £15.50u FOSAC £2.00 off Alexaki Productions Presents...
SAT 12 SEPTEMBER 7.30pm
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IAIN LEE VS RADIO Award-winning radio and TV presenter Iain Lee picks some of the most hilarious moments from the history of the wireless. Why did Nicky Campbell drop himself in it when talking about foxes? What do callers to local radio REALLY think about Mayor Boris Johnson and surely old lady professors know what you can and what you most definitely can’t say on the radio? TICKETS £16.00u Concessions £2.00 off
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GROUPS 10 – 19 £2.00 off a ticket GROUPS 20 – 39 £2.50 off a ticket + group organiser goes free GROUPS 40+ £3.00 off a ticket + group organiser goes free
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BOOK ONLINE swindontheatres.co.uk WED 16 SEPTEMBER 7.30Pm
BOB DYLAN
& The History Of Rock ‘N’ Roll An evening with writer Michael Gray. This is more one-man-show than talk. With wit and style, the author of The Bob Dylan Encyclopedia and Song & Dance Man III: The Art Of Bob Dylan - definitive studies of Dylan’s 50-year-plus body of work - traces how rock ’n’ roll arrived for the teenage Robert Zimmerman, how it disintegrated into safe and shallow pop by the time Dylan was ready to launch his own career, and how it lured him back after his folk singing days. TICKETS £13.00u
Fri 18 – Sat 19 September Fri 7.30pm, Sat 2.30pm & 7.30pm
THE CAST OF STAGE STRUCK The Cast of Stage Struck – the newest group in town! Well actually, yes, but then no. Former members of long-standing Swindon group Stage Struck present With A Little Help From My Friends. There are a few new faces, but the majority of the group (and that’s some 32 of them) you’ll know – and that includes audience favourite Ken Jell! To book tickets email thecastofstagestruck@gmail.com or telephone 07769466371 TICKETS £11.00 Concessions £2.00 off
WED 23 – SAT 26 SEPTEMBER 7.30pm Phoenix Players present
Curtain Call
Directed by Emma Hartup, Bettine Manktelow’s comedy depicts an amusingly chaotic day in the life of Alec Partridge, Manager of the Thurlow Playhouse. This is a funny, fast paced comedy which gives an hilarious insight to the daily demands put upon a theatre manager. To book tel: 07517 698083 or e-mail: bookings@phoenix-players.com TICKETS £9.00 Concessions £1.00 off Groups One free ticket per 10 booked
Tue 29 September 7.30pm
The Picture of Dorian GrAY By Oscar Wilde Set in the decadent world of Victorian London, a beautiful young man called Dorian Gray becomes infatuated by the exquisite portrait that Basil Hallward has painted of him. He makes a Faustian pact that he will remain forever young while the picture grows old. Adapted by Oscar Wilde’s grandson Merlin Holland, the play is timed to celebrate the 125th anniversary of the story’s publication. TICKETS £16.00u Concessions £2.00 off FOSAC £2.50 off Schools £10.00 per ticket
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BOOK ONLINE swindontheatres.co.uk THU 1 OCTOBER 8PM
A Tribute to the Music of Jimi Hendrix & Cream
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FRI 2 OCTOBER 7.30PM
WILDE WITHOUT THE BOY Wilde Without the Boy is a dramatisation of ‘De Profundis’, Oscar Wilde’s searing letter to his lover, written from Reading Gaol. Wilde had been imprisoned for gross indecency. Glimpse into the bruised soul of one of the greatest geniuses ever to have lived. TICKETS £13.00u Concessions £2.00 off FOSAC £2.50 off
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16+ TS Theatre Present
Sat 3 October 7.30pm
A searing look at the cult of celebrity. Six hopefuls take on TV’s toughest new reality show, Game Face TM. Join Jennifer, John, Riley, Helen, Claudia and Ray as they compete in a desperate quest for popularity. Just how far will they go to win? What is the ultimate price of fame? TICKETS £10.00u Warning, this play contains scenes that some viewers may find distressing.
SUN 4 OCTOBER 8PM
SWINDON FESTIVAL OF POETRY I Shall Come Back by Rachael Pennell
A biographical cakewalk through the life and times of Dorothy Parker. With splashes of artistry, heartbreak and of course wit, this show blends poetry with the Jazz age, Hollywood and political change. Written and presented by Lucky Fin Productions who also brought you Byron Beloved and Venus And Adonis. Part of Poetry Swindon Festival 2015 TICKETS £6.00u Concessions £1.00 off
TUE 6 OCTOBER 8PM
MARK THOMAS Trespass
Comedian, presenter, political satirist and reporter, Mark Thomas returns to Swindon this October with his new show, Trespass. Mark asks the question: If the ramblers of the 1930s were here now what would they do to open up the cities? How do we turn the skyscrapers and corporate squares into our playgrounds? He sets out to try and carve a small space in the urban world where mischief and random chance can lurk.
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BOOK ONLINE swindontheatres.co.uk WED 7 OCTOBER 8PM
FRED MacAULAY Twenty Fifteen It sounds like a wrong tennis score, but Twenty Fifteen is a hugely significant year for one of Scotland’s best (and best loved) stand-up comedians. Back on the road again after 18 years at BBC Radio Scotland, Fred MacAulay looks back on family life at home...and forward to how his country will shape up after the referendum of 2014. TICKETS £15.00u Concessions £2.00 off
THU 8 OCTOBER 8PM That’s The Way, A-Ha A-Ha
JOE LYCETT The Edinburgh Comedy Award-nominee and self-proclaimed ‘absolute lad’ is back with an all new stand-up show, following appearances on Live at the Apollo, 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown and a wine tour of the French Riviera. There’s a good chance you’ll Lycett. TICKETS £13.00u Concessions £2.00 off
SWINDON RECITAL SERIES Fri 9 October 7.30pm
Mozart’s keyboard Paul Turner Piano The brilliance, drama and elegant beauty of Mozart’s writing makes him one of the world’s most popular composers. This programme will explore the range of his numerous solo piano works and feature many instantly recognisable tunes. TICKETS £12.00u Concessions £10.00u Students £2.50 Accompanied Children (14 and under) Free
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Sat 21 November 7.30pm Kismet Villiers Quartet: James Dickenson Violin, Tamaki Higashi Violin, Carmen Flores Viola, Nick Stringfellow Cello, Paul Turner Piano Named after Villiers Street in London’s colourful musical epicentre, the Quartet encompasses the grand and iconic spirit of the extraordinary music tradition in London. Their richly romantic programme features Borodin’s Quartet No.2 (which includes the famous ‘Notturno’ adapted for the musical Kismet) and the dramatic Schumann Piano Quintet. TICKETS £15.00u Concessions £12.00u Students £2.50 Accompanied Children (14 and under) Free
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SEAN HUGHES
Mumbo Jumbo
Multi award-winning comedian Sean Hughes is back with a new show called Mumbo Jumbo. The show consists of stories including being serenaded at the break of dawn by Robert Smith, trekking mountain gorillas in Rwanda and coming to the conclusion that he will never have a proper conversation with his dear mum. There will be a few poems and a three-minute musical about ageing too. TICKETS £16.00u Concessions £2.00 off
TUE 13 OCTOBER 8PM
ANDY HAMILTON Change Management
In his 60 years on this planet, comedy writer and performer Andy Hamilton has experienced many changes. But, of course, change is an inescapable part of the human condition. Why? Is that fair? If you’re feeling flustered because of flux, Andy will teach you how to cope with the changes we have seen and the changes yet to come. Contains mild peril. This performance is a ‘work-in-progress’ show. TICKETS £17.00u Concessions £2.00 off
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Whether you’re organising a family group of 10, a birthday party of 30, a work outing of 50 or a school outing for 200, we can offer you special rates and discounts, a hassle-free booking process and a range of other fantastic benefits including: ★ No booking fees for bookings of 10+ tickets for the same show ★ Dedicated Group Bookings Co-ordinator ★ Flexible reservation periods and payment options ★ Invoices which can be posted or emailed to you to review and check before paying ★ Free postage ★ A great range of discounts on selected events
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THU 15 OCTOBER 7.30PM
BLOFELD & BAXTER Rogues on the Road Fresh from touring far flung corners of the world, Blowers and Backers are back with a brand-new show that’s crammed full of even more wonderful (and occasionally outrageous) reminiscences and anecdotes from two extensive careers spent broadcasting around the globe. TICKETS £19.50u
SAT 17 OCTOBER 7.30PM
Sheila Harrod presents
Those Kentwood Kids in Bless Our Show Come and be entertained by the fabulous Youth Section of Kentwood. All types and styles of music are featured in an evening of sheer magic, all backed by a live band. An evening not to be missed! TICKETS £12.00u
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MITCH BENN Don’t Believe A Word “I’m a skeptic. But don’t take my word for it. Or indeed anybody’s. For anything....” and this is the basic premise of Mitch’s new critically acclaimed show. Mitch debunks myths, exposes nonsense and grapples with the very nature of knowledge itself extolling the virtues of an evidence-based approach to life...with amusing consequences and of course a few songs along the way. TICKETS £14.00u Concessions £2.00 off
WED 21 OCTOBER 8pm
DANIEL SLOSS Dark
16+
Don’t miss the smash-hit new show from Scotland’s internationally acclaimed and award-winning comedy half-man-half-Xbox! Daniel’s sold out seven consecutive Edinburgh Fringe seasons, has made TV appearances, had his own BBC show, won a few awards, released a live DVD and is currently working on his pilot for Warner Brothers Studios... He’s also totally sick of people calling his comedy ‘Dark’.
TICKETS £14.50u Concessions £1.50 off
THU 22 OCTOBER 7.30pm
WISHBONE ASH Pilgrimage UK: 2015 Discover for yourself why the music of Wishbone Ash still endures after 45 years and why they still retain their reputation as one of the busiest bands in rock. Enjoy the perfect mix of classic tracks such as The King Will Come, Throw Down The Sword and Blowin’ Free and material from their illustrious, back-catalogue of albums - as well as the latest, highly acclaimed Blue Horizon. TICKETS £21.00u Concessions £2.00 off
FRI 23 OCTOBER 7.30PM
DEAN FRIEDMAN In Concert Hailed by critics and fans alike as a one of the finest songwriters of his generation, Dean Friedman has achieved legendary, pop-icon status for chart-topping hits, Ariel, Lucky Stars, Lydia, Woman Of Mine and more. Join Dean for an evening of powerful, poignant and hilarious songs about the ordinary and extraordinary lives we share. TICKETS £26.00u Concessions £2.00 off
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CALL MR ROBESON A Life with Songs A roller-coaster journey through actor/singer Paul Robeson’s remarkable life, highlighting his pioneering and heroic political activism that led many to describe him as the forerunner of the civil rights movement. Featuring famous songs, (including a dramatic rendition of Ol’ Man River), speeches, and a spectacularly defiant testimony to the Senate House Un-American Activities Committee. TICKETS £14.00u Concessions £2.00 off FOSAC £2.50 off
12+
Thu 29 October 8pm
THE NOISE NEXT DOOR Get ready for a night of mind-blowing songs, jaw-dropping characters and side-splitting punchlines from the undisputed masters of off-the-cuff comedy. After a huge year for the guys with their eighth consecutive sell-out run at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and appearances on BBC One, ITV2, BBC Three and BBC Radio One this show is set to be their biggest and best yet. TICKETS £15.00u Concessions £1.00 off
FRI 30 OCTOBER 8PM
ALFIE MOORE The Naked Sun
16+
Following last year’s sell-out run at the Edinburgh Festival, former Police Sergeant turned stand-up comedian, and star of BBC Radio 4 It’s a Fair Cop, Alfie Moore tasers his way through 90 minutes of hilarious and fascinating anecdotes drawn from his eighteen years on the beat. TICKETS £13.00u Concessions £2.00 off
SAT 31 OCTOBER 8PM
DAN CLARK Me, My Selfie & I Dan Clark is back on the road with his critically acclaimed stand-up show – about love, death and crushing loneliness. Sounds like a barrel of laughs, right? With his signature style of upbeat, occasionally rude but ultimately heart-warming comedy, this show will leave you feeling good about life. TICKETS £11.00u
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I believe in UnicornS By Michael Morpurgo
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Olivier Award-nominated Wizard Presents brings best-selling children’s author Michael Morpurgo’s treasured story to life. This intimate one-woman show is set in a library full of books that hold more than stories within their pages. I Believe In Unicorns sparks imagination in both young and old, and challenges you not to believe in unicorns after joining Tomas’ spellbinding journey. TICKETS £13.50u CHILDREN £1.00 off
TUE 3 NOVEMBER 7.30pm
Doug Allan Adventures, encounters and insights from the award-winning cameraman Doug Allan, whose TV credits include the epic wildlife series: Blue Planet, Planet Earth, Life, Human Planet, Ocean Giants, Frozen Planet, Operation Iceberg and Wild Cameramen At Work. Book signing after the show TICKETS £17.50u Concessions £2.00 off FOSAC £3.00 off
WED 4 NOVEMBER 7.30pm
THE HAUNTED DOLLS HOUSE Mr Dillett is intrigued by curiosities. When his eye lights on a beautifully decorated, fully furnished dolls’ house, the shopkeeper is only too eager to sell it to him... A spine-chilling new play based on the brilliantly creepy ghost story by the master of the genre, M R James and presented by Rumpus Theatre Company. Look into the house...if you dare! TICKETS £13.00u Concessions £2.00 off FOSAC £3.00 off
FRI 6 NOVEMBER 7.30PM
ONLY FOOLS AND BOYCIE An Audience with John Challis
Buy a ticket for Only Fools and Boycie and get £5.00 off our Only Fools and 3 Courses dining event on Thu 17 December! Call the Ticket Office on 01793 524481 to book now.
Enjoy an intimate evening with John Challis, one of the nation’s greatest comedy actors, best-known as Boycie in BBC One’s Only Fools and Horses. In this one-off show the national treasure will reveal secrets from the set with stories and anecdotes from his dazzling career. Meet and Greet and book signing after the show. TICKETS £17.00u Concessions £1.00 off
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INTO THE SHADOWS Into the Shadows recreate the unique sounds of chart-topping instrumental rock group and previous Cliff Richard backing group, The Shadows. As well as many of the early hits from their Cliff Richard days, expect some new numbers, including Let Me Be The One, the UK entry performed by The Shadows at the 1975 Eurovision Song Contest, and Don’t Cry For Me Argentina. TICKETS £13.00u Concessions £2.00 off
Wed 11 – Sat 14 November 7.30PM
VERDICT
by Agatha Christie Presented by The Western Players Verdict is not in the traditional Christie ‘who dunnit’ format and comments instead on the complexity and relationship between life, love and ideas. Professor Karl Hendryk is a leading scholar and lives his life according to ethical principles and ideals. It is through these principles that he is forced to move, along with his ill wife, Agnes, to a new country and begin a new life. Tickets £10.00u Concessions £1.00 off Tickets On Sale From Wed 1 July
SUN 15 NOVEMBER 8PM
ROBERT NEWMAN The Brain Show After volunteering for a brain-imaging experiment meant to locate the part of the brain that lights up when you’re in love, Rob emerges with more questions than answers. Can brain scans read our minds? Are we our brains? How can you map the mind? The show includes a specially constructed MRI-hat that will record Robert’s real-time brain activity in the show. TICKETS £16.00u Concessions £5.00 off
THU 19 NOVEMBER 8PM
HAL CRUTTENDEN Straight Outta Cruttenden
Host of Live At The Apollo and star of Radio Four the great Hal is back ranting about the real evils of the modern world - over sharing on social media and the 5:2 diet. The more he complains the funnier he gets! As seen on The Royal Variety Performance, Would I Lie To You? The Great British Bake Off; An Extra Slice, Live At The Palladium and Have I Got News For You. TICKETS £18.00u Concessions £1.00 off
uA 50p per ticket booking fee (capped at 6 tickets) will be added to all transactions unless stated otherwise. Groups, Schools and Friends do not incur a booking fee.
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GHOST STORIES FOR CHRISTMAS In the macabre tradition of the BBC’s classic 1970s programme, Ghost Stories for Christmas is a theatre show featuring original spine-chillers in a classic vein. An evening of vengeful revenants, restless spirits and malevolent ghouls is guaranteed for those brave enough to join us! TICKETS £11.00u Concessions £2.00 off FOSAC £2.50 off
SAT 28 NOVEMBER 7.30PM
HIS WAY The Frank Sinatra Story The songs and remarkable life of Frank Sinatra as performed by international award-winning singer Robert Habermann – from Sinatra’s first hit All Or Nothing At All, to 1940’s pop idol, to swinging his way into the 50s with Come Fly With Me and onto his iconic anthems My Way and New York New York. TICKETS £15.00u Concessions £2.00 off
SUN 29 NOVEMBER 8PM
ROB BECKETT Mouth of the South Beckett’s back with a brand-new hour of funnies and he’s taking on the big issues like Kit Kats and flatbread! Star of BBC One’s Live At The Apollo, BBC Two’s Mock The Week and Channel Four’s 8 Out Of 10 Cats. ★★★★ ‘A revelation’ Scotsman. TICKETS £15.00u Concessions £2.00 off
16+
THU 3 DECEMBER 8PM
TIN SPIRITS
Progressive rock band Tin Spirits, featuring guitarist Dave Gregory (XTC) return to the Arts Centre once again following their critically acclaimed latest release Scorch. Also performing songs from award-nominated debut album Wired To Earth, prepare for an evening of home-grown, intelligent progressive music sprinkled with some XTC favourites for good measure. TICKETS £12.50u
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JEREMY HARDY
Jeremy Hardy begins his fourth decade as a stand-up this year. That’s a more dramatic way of saying he started 31 years ago and, without a lottery win, probably has at least another 31 years to go. Last year, the tenth series of Jeremy Hardy Speaks to the Nation was broadcast on Radio 4. He is also well-known for his appearances on The News Quiz and I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue. Indeed, Alan Bennett recently said he likes him “but he’s only on the radio”. TICKETS £15.00u Unwaged £9.00 off
SAT 5 DECEMBER 7.30PM
EVERYBODY SING Everybody Sing Tonight
A fantastic evening of music showcasing the talented students of Everybody Sing under the direction of Sophie Haynes, Musical Director and Principal, in their first show at the Arts Centre. TICKETS £12.00u Concessions £2.00 off On Sale From Wed 1 July
SUN 6 DECEMBER 7.30PM
THE GENERATION GAP Father and daughter Clarry Bean and Abby Mansi return with their popular vocal duo act following last year’s highly successful Christmas show. Showcasing a musical mix from the 50s to the present day, including pop, jazz, musical theatre and some festive tunes guaranteed to kick-start your Christmas in style. Featuring special guests. TICKETS £12.00u Concessions £2.00 off
THU 10 DECEMBER 7.30PM
LIMEHOUSE LIZZY From their Official PRS award, performing for Virgin Atlantic in Barbados, T.V. appearances (BBC Two’s Arena amongst others), and to actually being recruited to record and tour by members of the original Thin Lizzy, Limehouse Lizzy enter their 21st year with their most explosive show and critically acclaimed line-up yet. TICKETS £15.50u
GROUPS GROUPS 10 – 19 £2.00 off a ticket GROUPS 20 – 39 £2.50 off a ticket + group organiser goes free GROUPS 40+ £3.00 off a ticket + group organiser goes free
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SAT 12 DECEMBER 8PM
A NIGHT OF BURLESQUE
18+
The Flaming Feathers return to bring you a cabaret night, studded with sequins, feathers and Burlesque. Along with the sultry sounds of Miss Alice Sparey and a wonderful hostess for the evening; Muriel Lavender, the night promises to be one not to miss if you’re a fan of all things Burlesque! Enjoy a cocktail and nibbles on arrival. TICKETS £25.00 including cocktail and nibbles
SAT 19 DECEMBER 8PM
AN EVENING WITH BLUES PATROL Andy Robert’s blues band has long been one of the finest on the circuit. A soulful blues vocalist, Andy has sung for many years with Blues Patrol and worked with many notable musicians including Otis Grand and Bobby Tench. Blues Patrol now bring their full line up to Swindon Arts Centre for the first time! TICKETS £25.00 including a bottle of craft beer or glass of house wine and nibbles on arrival
With songs, stories, a meet and greet with Santa and a free gift!
Ages 2+
SAT 12 – THU 24 DECEMBER
Do you believe in Santa Claus? If so, join us for a fun-filled show this Christmas. The adventure takes place at Santa’s HQ in the North Pole. The Reindeer Sat Nav is programmed, the toys are piled high on the sleigh and Santa is ready to go when suddenly...chaos strikes! Rudolph is missing and the Elves are up to no good. Will Santa ever deliver the presents to all the boys and girls?! Come and join the fun and help Santa save the day! TICKETS £13.50 – £16.50u Children £1.00 off Family offer 4 tickets (Sat 12 – Fri 18 Dec) £48.00u Family offer 4 tickets (Sat 19 – Thu 24 Dec) £50.00u Performance times are online at swindontheatres.co.uk
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