SWINDON
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ARTS CENTRE
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WINTER 2015 / SPRING 20
16
highlights this season… TIN SPIRITS JUSTIN MOORHOUSE THE PIRATES OF PENZANCE THE RAILWAY CHILDREN
plus much, much more...
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I BELIEVE IN UNICORNS By Michael Morpurgo
Olivier Award-nominated Wizard Presents brings best-selling children’s author Michael Morpurgo’s treasured story to life. This intimate one-woman show is set in a library full of books that hold more than stories within their pages. I Believe In Unicorns sparks imagination in both young and old, and challenges you not to believe in unicorns after joining Tomas’ spellbinding journey. TICKETS £13.50u CHILDREN £1.00 off
HALF TERM TREAT
TUE 3 NOVEMBER 7.30PM
DOUG ALLAN Adventures, encounters and insights from the award-winning cameraman Doug Allan, whose TV credits include the epic wildlife series: Blue Planet, Planet Earth, Life, Human Planet, Ocean Giants, Frozen Planet, Operation Iceberg and Wild Cameramen At Work. Book signing after the show. TICKETS £17.50u CONCESSIONS £2.00 off FOSAC £3.00 off
WED 4 NOVEMBER 7.30PM
THE HAUNTED DOLLS HOUSE Mr Dillett is intrigued by curiosities. When his eye lights on a beautifully decorated, fully furnished dolls’ house, the shopkeeper is only too eager to sell it to him... A spine-chilling new play based on the brilliantly creepy ghost story by the master of the genre, M R James and presented by Rumpus Theatre Company. Look into the house...if you dare! TICKETS £13.00u CONCESSIONS £2.00 off FOSAC £3.00 off
THU 5 NOVEMBER 7.30PM
THE CHURCHFITTERS The Churchfitters are a folk band like no other. A double bass made out of a saucepan. Heart-wrenching vocals accompanied by a musical saw. Foot-stompingly fast fiddle mixed with infectious funk-rock rhythms. And traditional tunes reinvigorated with mesmerising jazz sax. TICKETS £15.00u
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ONLY FOOLS AND BOYCIE
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FRI 6 NOVEMBER 7.30PM
An Audience with John Challis
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Enjoy an intimate evening with John Challis, one of the nation’s greatest comedy actors, best-known as Boycie in BBC One’s Only Fools and Horses. In this one-off show the national treasure will reveal secrets from the set with stories and anecdotes from his dazzling career. Meet and Greet and book signing after the show. TICKETS £17.00u CONCESSIONS £1.00 off
SAT 7 NOVEMBER 7.30PM
INTO THE SHADOWS Into the Shadows recreate the unique sounds of chart-topping instrumental rock group and previous Cliff Richard backing group, The Shadows. As well as many of the early hits from their Cliff Richard days, expect some new numbers, including Let Me Be The One, the UK entry performed by The Shadows at the 1975 Eurovision Song Contest, and Don’t Cry For Me Argentina. TICKETS £13.00u CONCESSIONS £2.00 off
WED 11 – SAT 14 NOVEMBER 7.30PM
VERDICT
by Agatha Christie Presented by The Western Players
To book tickets email boxoffice@westernplayers.co.uk or call 07575 711522
The Hendryks, refugees in England, have lost everything. Karl, with his talents, charm and hard work rebuilds their lives, but Anya, his wife has a debilitating illness so her cousin, Lisa lives with them to run the house. An unusual Agatha Christie as the murder is known to the audience and the drama is in whether anyone will be brought to justice. TICKETS £10.00u CONCESSIONS £1.00 off
2 x KOPPARBERG £8
SUN 15 NOVEMBER 8PM
ROBERT NEWMAN The Brain Show
After volunteering for a brain-imaging experiment meant to locate the part of the brain that lights up when you’re in love, Rob emerges with more questions than answers. Can brain scans read our minds? Are we our brains? How can you map the mind? The show includes a specially constructed MRI-hat that will record Robert’s real-time brain activity in the show. TICKETS £16.00u CONCESSIONS £5.00 off
GROUPS GROUPS 10 – 19 £2.00 off a ticket GROUPS 20 – 39 £2.50 off a ticket + group organiser goes free GROUPS 40+ £3.00 off a ticket + group organiser goes free
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THU 19 NOVEMBER 8PM
HAL CRUTTENDEN Straight Outta Cruttenden
SFS Wyvern Spring A6 Advert
Host of Live At The Apollo and star of Radio 4 the great Hal is back ranting about the real evils of the modern world - over sharing on social media and the 5:2 diet. The more he complains the funnier he gets! As seen on The Royal Variety Performance, Would I Lie To You? The Great British Bake Off; An Extra Slice, Print.pdf 1 07/09/2015 and 12:51 Live At The Palladium Have I Got News For You. TICKETS £18.00u CONCESSIONS £1.00 off
… for the best in World Cinema SPRING 2016 PROGRAMME AT SWINDON ARTS CENTRE C
6 Jan PHOENIX Germany, 99 mins, Cert. 12A 20 Jan KUMIKO, THE TREASURE HUNTER USA, 104 mins, Cert. 12A
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FORCE MAJEURE WHEN I SAW YOU MR KAPLAN LOVE IS STRANGE STILL LIFE
Sweden, 120 mins, Cert. 15 Palestine, 98 mins, Cert. 12A Uruguay, 98 mins, Cert. 15 USA, 98 mins, Cert. 15 UK, 87 mins, Cert. 12A
Films start at 7.45pm Admission: SFS members £6/£5, Guests £7 Tickets and membership available at the SFS box office No advance booking
For more details, visit our website: swindonfilm.org.uk
SWINDON RECITAL SERIES
SAT 21 NOVEMBER 7.30PM TICKETS £15.00u CONCESSIONS £12.00u STUDENTS £2.50u Accompanied children (14 and under) free.
KISMET Villiers Quartet James Dickenson violin, Tamaki Higashi violin,
Carmen Flores viola, Nick Stringfellow cello, Paul Turner piano The Villiers Quartet’s debut CD received 5-stars in Classical Music Magazine and they played the entire soundtrack to the BBC television drama, Lady Chatterley’s Lover. Their richly romantic programme features SPECIAL OFFER Borodin’s Quartet No.2 (including the ‘Notturno’ adapted for the musical Kismet) and the dramatic Schumann Piano Quintet. CAKE & COFFEE
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JERUSALEM by Jez Butterworth
A comic, contemporary vision of rural life in Wiltshire’s green and pleasant land, Jez Butterworth’s award-winning play is wildly original. In part a lament about the erosion of country life and in part a rebuff to the antiseptic modern world, Gatecrash Theatre set out to find the new Jerusalem that is Great Britain in the 21st Century. Not suitable for under 15s due to strong language and scenes of a sexual nature.
TICKETS £10.00u CONCESSIONS £1.00 off
TUE 24 NOVEMBER 7.30PM
GHOST STORIES FOR CHRISTMAS In the macabre tradition of the BBC’s classic 1970s programme, Ghost Stories for Christmas is a theatre show featuring original spine-chillers in a classic vein. An evening of vengeful revenants, restless spirits and malevolent ghouls is guaranteed for those brave enough to join us! TICKETS £11.00u CONCESSIONS £2.00 off FOSAC £2.50 off
FRI 27 NOVEMBER 7.30PM
Rising Aspirations Academy of Performing Arts present
CINDERELLA THE PANTOMIME Sparkling glass slippers, a pair of ugly sisters and a handsome prince can mean only one thing, the fairy-tale pantomime, Cinderella! Students from Rising Aspirations Academy of Performing Arts star in this exciting show full of catchy songs, dazzling dance routines and all the usual pantomime magic! TICKETS £7.50u
SAT 28 NOVEMBER 7.30PM
HIS WAY
The Frank Sinatra Story Award-winning singer Robert Habermann tells the remarkable story of one of the greatest singers of the 20th century. Taking you through the ‘rise and fall and rise’ of Frank Sinatra’s illustrious singing career, from singer with the Harry James and Tommy Dorsey bands, to becoming the ‘pop idol’ of the bobby soxers in the 1940’s. Songs include: Come Fly With Me, Fly Me To The Moon, My Way and many, many more. TICKETS £15.00u CONCESSIONS £2.00 off
uA 50p per ticket booking fee (capped at 6 tickets) will be added to all transactions unless stated otherwise. Groups, Schools and Friends do not incur a booking fee.
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TIN SPIRITS
Progressive rock band Tin Spirits, featuring guitarist Dave Gregory (XTC) return to the Arts Centre once again following their critically acclaimed latest release Scorch. Also performing songs from award-nominated debut album Wired To Earth, prepare for an evening of home-grown, intelligent progressive music sprinkled with some XTC favourites for good measure. TICKETS £12.50u
FRI 4 DECEMBER 8PM
JEREMY HARDY
Jeremy Hardy begins his fourth decade as a stand-up this year. That’s a more dramatic way of saying he started 31 years ago and, without a lottery win, probably has at least another 31 years to go. Last year, the tenth series of Jeremy Hardy Speaks to the Nation was broadcast on Radio 4. He is also well-known for his appearances on The News Quiz and I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue. Indeed, Alan Bennett recently said he likes him “but he’s only on the radio”. TICKETS £15.00u UNWAGED £9.00 off
2 x KOPPARBERG £8
SAT 5 DECEMBER 3PM & 7.30PM
EVERYBODY SING Showcasing the talented students of Everybody Sing under the direction of Sophie Haynes, Musical Director and Principal, in their first show at the Arts Centre. Also featuring a Guest Artist! TICKETS £12.00u CONCESSIONS £2.00 off
SUN 6 DECEMBER 7.30PM
THE GENERATION GAP Father and daughter Clarry Bean and Abby Mansi return with their popular vocal duo act following last year’s highly successful Christmas show. Showcasing a musical mix from the 50s to the present day, including pop, jazz, musical theatre and some festive tunes guaranteed to kick-start your Christmas in style. Featuring special guests. TICKETS £12.00u CONCESSIONS £2.00 off
Beechdean Farmhouse Dairy Ice Cream is served at the Café-Bar
BOOK ONLINE swindontheatres.co.uk THU 10 DECEMBER 7.30PM
LIMEHOUSE LIZZY From their Official PRS award, performing for Virgin Atlantic in Barbados, T.V. appearances (BBC Two’s Arena amongst others), and to actually being recruited to record and tour by members of the original Thin Lizzy, Limehouse Lizzy enter their 21st year with their most explosive show and critically acclaimed line-up yet. TICKETS £15.50u
FRI 15 JANUARY 8PM
GARY DELANEY
2 x KOPPARBERG £8
Gary’s previous tour extended four times, playing over 240 dates. Now he’s back with a brand-new show entertaining the UK with his famous one-liners and expertly crafted comedy. He’s widely regarded as being one of the most quotable one-liner comics in the country, with a huge Twitter following. His talents have led him to write for 8 Out Of 10 Cats, A League Of Their Own, Live At The Apollo and The Royal Variety Performance. TICKETS £15.00u
SAT 16 JANUARY 7.30PM
CLAIRE JONES
An evening of harp music to relax, unwind and celebrate life. Claire Jones is an internationally renowned harpist. She performed at the Royal Wedding (2011) and her album Girl With A Golden Harp topped the Classical charts in 2012. Since then she’s been on a journey of recovery from ME. Join Claire and her musical guests for an unforgettable evening as she shares with you the music of her incredible journey. TICKETS £15.00u SENIOR CONCESSIONS £13.00u CHILDREN £8.00u
SUN 17 JANUARY 7.30PM
THE SINGULAR EXPLOITS OF SHERLOCK HOLMES
Featuring the great detective recounting highlights of his crimebusting career, this affectionate one-man homage includes autobiographical snippets concerning his life and times, the adversaries he has faced and mysteries he has solved. Expect quick costume changes, humour and audience participation. TICKETS £11.00u CONCESSIONS £2.00 off
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s Age 2+
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A Magical Christmas Experience
WHAT’S ON STAGE
WITH SONGS, STORIES, A MEET AND GREET WITH SANTA & A FREE GIFT! SAT 12 – THU 24 DECEMBER Following its sold-out West End run, the critically acclaimed Santa Claus and the Christmas Adventure is coming to Swindon! Do you believe in Santa Claus? If so, join us for a fun-filled show at Swindon Arts Centre this Christmas. The adventure takes place at Santa’s HQ in the North Pole. The Reindeer Sat Nav is programmed, the toys are piled high on the sleigh and Santa is ready to go when suddenly…chaos strikes! Rudolph is missing and the Elves are up to no good. Will Santa ever deliver the presents to all the boys and girls?! Santa needs some help from all the good boys and girls in the audience to help him find his way. In return they will all meet him after the show to receive a special Christmas present. A truly unforgettable experience which includes the magical moment when snowflakes fall over the audience, this interactive show is a must-see over the festive season. Come and join the fun and help Santa save the day!
TICKETS £13.50u – £16.50u CHILDREN £1.00 off FAMILY OFFER 4 tickets (Sat 12 – Fri 18 Dec) £48.00u FAMILY OFFER 4 tickets (Sat 19 – Thu 24 Dec) £50.00u Performance duration is 45 minutes (approx) plus 15 minute (approx) meet and greet. uA 50p per ticket booking fee (capped at 6 tickets) will be added to all transactions unless stated otherwise. Groups, Schools and Friends do not incur a booking fee. SAT 12 DEC SUN 13 DEC MON 14 DEC TUE 15 DEC WED 16 DEC FRI 18 DEC SAT 19 DEC SUN 20 DEC MON 21 DEC TUE 22 DEC WED 23 DEC THU 24 DEC
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Don’t forget to bring your camera to capture the magical moment when your little ones meet Santa Claus for the very first time!
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WORBEY & FARRELL House Party Come and party with Worbey & Farrell, where four hands and one piano raise the roof with their hit 2015 Edinburgh show. They have played with the world’s leading symphony orchestras, achieved over a million hits on YouTube and entertained all over the globe with their barnstorming blend of sparky comedy and utterly sensational piano playing. TICKETS £16.00u
SAT 23 JANUARY 8PM
JUSTIN MOORHOUSE
2 x KOPPARBERG £8
Destiny Calling Justin Moorhouse is back on the road doing what he does best - making people laugh up and down the country. Justin has recently appeared in the new series of Live at the Apollo (BBC1) and Coronation Street (ITV1). He is currently Champion of Champions on Fighting Talk (5Live), a familiar voice on talkSPORT as well as Radio 4’s News Quiz and winner of Celebrity Mastermind. TICKETS £15.00u
WED 27 – SAT 30 JANUARY 7.30PM Phoenix Players present
PAR FOR THE COURSE
A Comedy by Peter Gordon Captain’s Day at the Seven Lakes Golf Club gets off to a bad start when the men’s Captain is indisposed. Tensions build and things go from bad to worse as the characters soon discover that personal relationships off the course are more dangerous that the hazards on it – love or loathe golf, it will never seem quite the same again! Unsuitable for under 12s TICKETS £10.00u CONCESSIONS £1.00 off
FRI 5 & SAT 6 FEBRUARY 7.30PM, SAT MAT 2.30PM
RAY DANCE & JUDITH SHARP An Evening of Rodgers & Hammerstein Ray and Judith are once again ‘singing for charity’ in this, their 25th production. The evening will feature many of Rodgers & Hammerstein’s best-loved songs. They will capture some of the memorable, emotional, romantic and humorous scenes from shows including Carousel, The Sound of Music, Oklahoma, South Pacific and The King and I. TICKETS £12.00u
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SWINDON RECITAL SERIES
TICKETS £12.00u CONCESSIONS £10.00u STUDENTS £2.50u Accompanied children (14 and under) free.
SUN 7 FEBRUARY 3PM HAYDN’S LONDON LADIES Clare McCaldin mezzo soprano Paul Turner piano Clare is a British mezzo-soprano noted for opera, song recital and producing striking lyric stage work. She makes a greatly anticipated return to Swindon with Haydn’s London Ladies. SAT 5 MARCH 7.30PM GRAND SONATA Thomas Carroll cello Paul Turner piano Thomas Carroll will present three of the greatest classical composers and cello sonatas - Beethoven A major, Schubert Arpeggione and Brahms’ E minor.
SAT 9 APRIL 7.30PM TICKETS £15.00u CONCESSIONS £12.00u STUDENTS £2.50u Accompanied children (14 and under) free.
A VIENNESE QUARTET PARTY
THE REVOLUTIONARY DRAWING ROOM Adrian Butterfield violin, Kathryn Parry violin, Rachel Stott viola, Ruth Alford cello Their programme brings together quartets by Haydn (The Bird), Mozart (K.387) and Dittersdorf (A major) who played quartets together in Vienna in 1784 (along with Vanhal). THU 11 FEBRUARY 8PM
JOHN COOPER CLARKE Britain’s best-loved and most important performance poet, John is as vital now as he was in the 70s; His biting, satirical, political and very funny verse, delivered in a unique rapid-fire performance style, resonated with the punk movement. JCC toured with all the seminal bands; The Sex Pistols, The Clash and The Buzzcocks, and in the USA with Elvis Costello. TICKETS £20.50u, £25.50u STUDENTS £16.00u (limited availability)
FRI 12 FEBRUARY 7.30PM
VIVA NEIL DIAMOND
In 1966 Neil Diamond’s first hits smashed into the world’s music charts. To celebrate the icon’s 50 year recording career the UK’s very own ‘voice of Neil’ Bob Drury (The Neil Diamond Story) takes to the road with this brand-new one-man stage show. Enjoy once more all the hits including Sweet Caroline, Forever In Blue Jeans, Love on the Rocks, I’m A Believer, Red Red Wine, and many more. TICKETS £15.00u
uA 50p per ticket booking fee (capped at 6 tickets) will be added to all transactions unless stated otherwise. Groups, Schools and Friends do not incur a booking fee.
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LARRY MILLER Undeniably one of the must-see blues/rock guitarists, Larry brings his unique showmanship to every performance. He is famous for his mesmerising guitar playing and high octane shows, wowing audiences at UK and European Festivals. TICKETS £15.00u CONCESSIONS £1.50 off
SUN 14 FEBRUARY 8PM
ANDY FAIRWEATHER LOW
& The Low Riders
Andy Fairweather Low’s story looks like the perfect example of how to become a legend. He first came to prominence as the lead singer in Amen Corner. The 60s saw them clock up hit after pop hit. Songs such as Bend Me Shape Me, Hello Suzy, (If Paradise is) Half As Nice. Andy has gone on to work with Eric Clapton, George Harrison, Bob Dylan, Jimi Hendrix, Roger Waters and hundreds more. TICKETS £22.00u
FRI 26 – MON 29 FEBRUARY 7.30PM (SUN 5PM ONLY)
This quirky new production of Gilbert & Sullivan’s masterpiece updates the musical to 1953, while remaining respectful to Gilbert’s witty dialogue and Sullivan’s sparkling score. The musical is set on leap-year day, so the final performance of the run, on 29 Feb 2016, will be a special celebration. Come dressed as a 1950s girl, a pirate or a policeman for a chance to win the prize for the best-dressed audience member. TICKETS £12.00u UNDER 18s £8.00u
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BOOK ONLINE swindontheatres.co.uk WED 17 – SAT 20 FEBRUARY 7.30PM
TEN IN A BAR As Seen On TV
Settle into an evening of pure bliss with the classic sound of Ten in a Bar harmonies, plus a brand new comic sketch featuring your favourite Sunday evening TV dramas, including Downton, Poldark, Mr Selfridge and Call the Midwife. TICKETS £12.00u CONCESSIONS £11.00u
THU 3 MARCH 8PM An Evening with
HAZEL O’CONNOR A very special evening with award-winning singer songwriter Hazel O’Connor, joined here by Clare Hirst (Bellestars, Communards, David Bowie) on sax and Sarah Fisher (Eurythmics) on keyboards. Expect a soulful introspective dip into Hazel’s stunning portfolio, and with a special Meet & Greet immediately after the show, you’re in for a treat! TICKETS £19.50u CONCESSIONS £6.00 off
FRI 4 MARCH 7.30PM
The Last Baguette present
WHAT’S THE MATTER As seen at the British Science Festival, a sci-fi adventure through the strange and wonderful world of quantum physics. Featuring physical comedy, scientific slapstick, and Schrodinger’s cat. Be prepared for a very silly show about a very intelligent subject. Ages 8 to 108. TICKETS £11.00u CHILDREN £2.00 off
WED 9 – SAT 12 MARCH 7.30PM
The Western Players present
NIGHT WATCH by Lucille Fletcher To book tickets email boxoffice@westernplayers.co.uk or call 07575 711522 or visit ‘we got tickets’
Unable to sleep, Elaine Wheeler screams when she sees the body of a dead man in the window across the way. The police are called, but they find nothing except an empty chair. Those involved all contribute to the deepening suspense and mystery of the play as it draws towards its riveting and chilling climax. TICKETS £10.00u CONCESSIONS £1.00 off
uA 50p per ticket booking fee (capped at 6 tickets) will be added to all transactions unless stated otherwise. Groups, Schools and Friends do not incur a booking fee.
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SWINDON MUSIC FESTIVAL The 2016 Swindon Music Festival provides a platform for amateur performance in all fields of music for all ages through competition. For details of classes and full price list visit swindonmusicfestival.co.uk or telephone Yvonne Walker on 07710 243302. TICKETS £2.00u for daily sessions and from £3.00u for evening sessions
SUN 20 MARCH 7PM
PAULINE QUIRKE ACADEMY The judges are ready and the contestants are ready…it is time for ‘The Next Top Star 2016!’ Watch the participants backstage and then see their live performances! What will the judges say? Who will win? Be part of the live studio audience and watch the action for yourself! TICKETS £13.50u UNDER 16s £10.00 u
TUE 22 MARCH 7.30PM
& Performed by James Wilson-Taylor BAT-FAN Written Director & Additional Material by Jon Brittain Join Bat-Fan James Wilson-Taylor for stand-up, sketches and songs direct from Gotham City. See all the Bat-films recapped and the world’s first Batsical (Batman musical), as James pitches himself as the next caped crusader. Learn how James thinks he’s perfectly placed to replace Ben Affleck in the upcoming film Batman vs Superman. TICKETS £12.00u
THU 24 MARCH 8PM
14+
ROMESH RANGANATHAN Irrational
Romesh Ranganathan is back with a brand-new show exploring the rationality of his worldview. Irrational will see Romesh examine the issues close to his heart, and explains why everybody else is wrong about them. HHHH Sunday Times TICKETS £15.00u CONCESSIONS £2.00 off
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SAT 2 APRIL 2PM
COMEDY CLUB 4 KIDS Like the name says it’s a Comedy Club 4 Kids! Cracking entertainment for everyone over six years old and under 400 years old (no vampires). We have the best comedians from the UK and world circuit doing what they do best… but without the rude bits! Recommended for ages 6+ TICKETS £9.00u FAMILY OF 4 £8.25u each (must include 1 adult)
PICK’n’ MIX SWEET BAGS 50P
MON 4 – TUE 5 APRIL 11AM & 2.30PM
E. Nesbit’s well-loved tale of Roberta, Peter and Phylis is brought to life in this new adaptation by Woolford and John. A beautiful blend of storytelling, drama, comedy and musical theatre, this really is the perfect way to make literature come alive for all the family! TICKETS £12.00u CHILDREN £2.00 off FAMILY OF 4 (must include 1 adult) £10.00u each
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FRI 8 APRIL 1.30PM
RAPUNZEL
From the Emmy Award-winning team behind the mega-hit television series, Friends, comes Rapunzel, an exciting musical perfect for all the family! Meet a possessive mother who happens to be a witch, a tentative young man who happens to be a prince and a strong-willed but naïve young girl with the longest hair you’re ever likely to come across! TICKETS £12.00u CHILDREN £2.00 off FAMILY OF 4 (must include 1 adult) £10.00u each
EASTER HOLIDAY TREAT GROUPS GROUPS 10 – 19 £2.00 off a ticket GROUPS 20 – 39 £2.50 off a ticket + group organiser goes free GROUPS 40+ £3.00 off a ticket + group organiser goes free
uA 50p per ticket booking fee (capped at 6 tickets) will be added to all transactions unless stated otherwise. Groups, Schools and Friends do not incur a booking fee.
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FRI 1 APRIL 8PM
RICHARD HERRING Happy Now? After years of drifting aimlessly and alone, Richard Herring is now settled down with a wife and a tiny baby. Is he finally happy now? Or does responsibility for the lives of others come with its own terrors? In his twelfth solo stand-up show, Richard examines whether we are, can ever hope to be or are meant to be truly content. TICKETS £16.00u
SUN 3 APRIL 8PM
DANE BAPTISTE
2 x KOPPARBERG £8
Reasonable Doubts
The last 18 months have been non–stop for the Independent’s ‘Face to Watch in 2015’, Dane Baptiste. After the incredible success of his debut show Citizen Dane, he has completed two sold-out runs at The Soho Theatre, written and starred in his own sitcom for the BBC and performed at the Melbourne Comedy Festival. TICKETS £13.00u CONCESSIONS £2.00 off
THU 7 APRIL 7.30PM
THE UK’S WORST SERIAL KILLERS
Following the success of The World’s Worst Serial Killer Show which toured the UK in 2014, retired murder squad detective Trevor Marriott brings a new show to the stage, this time titled The UK`s Worst Serial Killers. The show is a two-hour audiovisual presentation where Trevor tells the stories behind some of the UK’s worst serial killers, from the late Victorian period up to the present day. Under 16s must be accompanied by an adult. TICKETS £13.50u CONCESSIONS £2.00 off
TUE 19 – SAT 23 APRIL 7.30PM, SAT MAT 2.30PM
RUDDIGORE
Swindon G & S Society present Ruddigore has all the ingredients of a Victorian melodrama. The inevitable love interest, a witches curse, a mad girl with homicidal tendencies, a haunted picture gallery, a wicked baronet and the abduction of an elderly and respectable lady. Typical G & S. TICKETS £10.00u – £12.00u UNDER 16s Half price STUDENTS £7.50u – £9.00u Tickets also available on 01793 337906 uA 50p per ticket booking fee (capped at 6 tickets) will be added to all transactions unless stated otherwise. Groups, Schools and Friends do not incur a booking fee.
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