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THURSDAY 16 NOVEMBER, 18 JANUARY, 15 FEBRUARY, 15 MARCH & 19 APRIL After sell-out dates last season, we are thrilled to be continuing with our Tea & Tour packages. Let our expert guides lead you behind the curtain to explore the backstage secrets of show business. Tread the boards and see the auditorium from the stars’ point of view. After your tour, relax and enjoy a delicious afternoon tea created by our hospitality team. Tours begin at 2pm, followed by afternoon tea at approximately 2.45pm. Available for pre-bookings only.

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MON 23 – TUE 24 OCTOBER MON 1.30PM, TUE 11AM & 2PM Adapted from the best-selling book by Peter Harris and Deborah Allwright, The Night Pirates tells the tale of a group of rough, tough, little girl pirates who descend on a young boy called Tom at bedtime. Eager to join the pirate adventure, Tom uses his house as a pirate ship and sets sail to retrieve stolen treasure. This charming family show combines original songs and swashbuckling adventures, suitable for any budding young pirate!  London Theatre 1 TICKETS £15.50 FAMILY OFFER 2 Adults, 2 Children £54.00

A Rose Theatre Kingston & Nick Brooke Ltd co-production

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FRI 27 OCTOBER 2PM Join Sid from CBeebies live on stage in a fantastic fun-filled adventure that will knock your socks off! Immerse yourself through the colourfully bright set and props, and enjoy a highly engaging interactive experience crammed with games, songs, poems, even a little bit of magic, Sid’s Show will leave you with a smile on your face and a spring in your step. Aimed at children aged 2+ TICKETS £15.50 CHILDREN £2.00 off

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BOOK ONLINE swindontheatres.co.uk THU 26 OCTOBER 8PM

SEAN KELLY and the Stars of Storage Hunters

12+

A night of stand-up comedy and charity auction. Sean Kelly, T-Money and The Green Mile have been stand-up comedians for over 19 years. Sean has headlined the MGM in Las Vegas, T-Money has won the Los Angeles Comedy festival and The Green Mile has won the Detroit Comedy Festival. Now they are performing their stand-up comedy in Swindon with a charity auction for Help for Heroes at the end of the show.

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FRI 27 OCTOBER 7.30PM

FAITH The George Michael Legacy

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Faith is a stunning celebration of one of the greatest FREE singer–songwriters of all time. Featuring international George Michael tribute Wayne Dilks and his eight-piece band. A musical journey of 35 years of hit records, from Wham! to his solo career, the show uses actual video footage from The George Michael 25 Live Tour and is a two-hour spell-binding spectacle of his songs. TICKETS £24.50

SUN 29 OCTOBER 2PM

SONGS THAT WON THE WAR

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The D-Day Darlings Relive the nostalgia of wartime Britain as the delightful D-Day Darlings take you on a musical journey back to the heart of the 1940s featuring songs by The Andrews Sisters, Vera Lynn, Gracie Fields and many others. The Songs That Won The War offers a light-hearted journey through wartime Britain which revives the melodies that filled the airwaves during the time, with a patriotic and uplifting energy. TICKETS £18.50 FRIENDS £2.00 off

SUN 29 OCTOBER 7.30PM

THE MAGIC OF MOTOWN

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Now seen by over 1 million people world wide, prepare £20.00 for classic Motown hits, glittering costume changes, dazzling dance moves and outstanding musicianship. Celebrating the music of Marvin Gaye, Diana Ross, Stevie Wonder, The Temptations, The Supremes, The Four Tops, Jackson 5, Lionel Richie and more. Book now and reach out for The Magic Of Motown! TICKETS £29.50 CONCESSIONS £3.00 off

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LUNCHTIME RECITAL SERIES WED 1 NOVEMBER 1.05PM

TICKETS £6.00 Accompanied children (14 and under) free

Hayley Lambert saxophone Paul Turner piano

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Having appeared at the Wigmore Hall and BBC Radio 3, Hayley makes a much anticipated return with a programme featuring the Hot Sonate by Schulhoff. Premiered in 1930, it uses jazz, blues and tango influences. This will be contrasted by Carmichael’s Aria and Finale and J.S. Bach’s Sonata in G minor. WED 1 NOVEMBER 7.30PM

FESTIVAL OF THE SPOKEN NERD You Can’t Polish A Nerd

Since their last tour, experiments guy Steve Mould, geek songstress Helen Arney and stand-up mathematician Matt Parker have featured on BBC2’s QI, created a genuinely “experimental” comedy show for BBC Radio 4 and played the Hammersmith Apollo with Professor Brian Cox. Together they’ll be buffing up a veritable periodic table of new songs, science and spreadsheets that will tickle your ribs and light your bunsen burner. TICKETS £17.50 – £21.00

THU 2 NOVEMBER 7.30PM

PSYCHIC SALLY Kisses To Heaven

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THE BOTTLE Sally is one of the UK’s most successful touring acts and FREE has been wowing audiences across the country for the past nine years. Her jaw-dropping show has attracted amazed reviews from theatre-goers and psychic fans. Funny, entertaining, touching, sometimes heart-breaking, often controversial; Kisses To Heaven showcases the phenomenal ability of the nation’s best loved medium.

The show is investigational and for the purpose of entertainment. TICKETS £28.00

FRI 3 NOVEMBER DOORS 7.30PM FOOD 8PM SHOW 9.30PM

AN EVENING WITH LIONEL

Join us All Night Long for an unforgettable evening and enjoy a superb three-course meal before Dancing On The Ceiling to all your favourite Lionel classics, including Easy, Hello, Destiny and many more. TICKETS £35.00 includes a three-course meal Please note that this event takes place in our restaurant space and not in the main auditorium.

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THE GREAT BRITISH TAKE OFF Featuring Jon Culshaw and Bill Dare

In conversation with Jon Culshaw, featuring Dead Ringers creator and producer Bill Dare. A night of utterly spontaneous, unscripted observations, recollections and character collections. And pizza. With a few surprises for the general public of Swindon in for good measure, The Great British Take Off is topical, satirical, anecdotal and highly entertaining; it's never the same show twice. TICKETS £23.50

WED 8 NOVEMBER 7.30PM 60TH YEAR

ANNIVERSARY

MARTY WILDE

AND FRIENDS

EDEN KANE AND VERY SPECIAL GUEST

MIKE BERRY

MARK WYNTER

THE SOLID GOLD ROCK ‘N’ ROLL SHOW Marty Wilde, Eden Kane and Mike Berry Join us in celebrating Marty Wilde’s 60th anniversary in the business as he, together with Eden Kane, Mike Berry and The Wildcats, as well as very special guest Mark Wynter, join forces in The Solid Gold Rock ‘n’ Roll Show. Includes hits such as A Teenager In Love, Rubber Ball, Donna, I Don’t Know Why, Go Away Little Girl, and many, many more!

THE ORIGINAL DREAMBOATS IN CONCERT AND

THE WILDCATS

TICKETS £33.00

THU 9 NOVEMBER 7.30PM

THANK YOU FOR THE MUSIC Join the fantABBA-ulous party of the year as we celebrate all of ABBA’s greatest hits in sequin-spangled style. ABBA and Bee Gees classics abound, Thank You For The Music rocks the retro sounds of Mamma Mia, Stayin’ Alive, Super Trouper, Night Fever, Dancing Queen, Jive Talkin’ and Waterloo to Lycra-tight perfection. TICKETS £26.00 CONCESSIONS £2.00 off

FRI 10 NOVEMBER 7.30PM

THAT’LL BE THE DAY Topped with lashings of Christmas spirit get ready to party as That’ll Be The Day returns with its brand-new 2017 Christmas show! The UK’s most popular rock ‘n’ roll variety show celebrates the festive season with all your favourite Christmas classics from the 50s, 60s and 70s, plus plenty of hilarious comedy! ‘The best Rock & Roll show on the road!’ Time Out TICKETS £28.00

ELAINE PAIGE TUE 7 NOVEMBER

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SUN 12 NOVEMBER 7.30PM

THE SENSATIONAL 60s EXPERIENCE

A BRAND NEW PRODUCTION FOR 2017 MIKE PENDER CHRIS FARLOWE, HERMAN’S HERMITS THE FORTUNES AND NEW AMEN CORNER

Returning by huge popular demand for one night only. Without doubt the most explosive 60’s show touring the UK. Five legendary names take to the stage and deliver to you a night never to be forgotten. Hits include Needles And Pins, Out Of Time, I’m Into Something Good, You’ve Got Your Troubles and Bend Me Shape Me plus many more. Step back in time to when pop music was at its very best.

(ORIGINAL VOICE OF THE SEARCHERS)

TICKETS £32.00

WED 15 NOVEMBER 7.30PM

NED BOULTING’S BIKEOLOGY British Cycling has seen more drama in the past year than your average soap opera... So we're intrigued to welcome journalist, television presenter and best-selling author Ned Boulting to the Wyvern Theatre with his acclaimed, sell-out ride through the world of Bikeology, featuring brand-new tales from life in the cycling lane, as well as the inside scoop from his time at the 2017 Tour de France. TICKETS £23.50

SAT 18 NOVEMBER 7.30PM IN THE PLACE Wyvern Theatre Foundation presents

RACE NIGHT

Join us for an evening at the races. Relax and enjoy a delicious meal and all the entertainment of Ascot or Aintree. Pick a horse from the runners in the programme and place your bets! TICKETS £16.00 includes meal

SUN 19 NOVEMBER 6PM

KENTWOOD CRACKER Start your Christmas festivities with a great musical extravaganza from the Kentwood Show Choir. Great choral singing together with carols and seasonal fun. Guests again will be the fabulous Aldbourne Band directed by David Johnson. Always a best-seller so please get your tickets early. TICKETS £16.00

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TAMED: WITH PROFESSOR ALICE ROBERTS

How do you tame wildness? Join Alice Roberts as she delves into archaeology, history and genetics to reveal the amazing stories of the species that became our allies. From dogs, cattle and horses to wheat, potatoes and apples, find out how taming all these species has left its mark on them – and us. TICKETS £21.00 CONCESSIONS £2.00 off FRIENDS £2.50 off

TUE 21 & WED 22 NOVEMBER 7.30PM

RUSSIAN STATE BALLET AND OPERA HOUSE

Featuring a live Orchestra with over 30 musicians TUE 21 NOVEMBER 7.30PM WED 22 NOVEMBER SPECIAL OFFER 7.30PM THE NUTCRACKER BOTTLE OF ROMEO & JULIET Music by Pyotr I. Tchaikovsky PROSECCO Music by S. Prokofiev £20.00 Russian State Ballet and Opera Romeo and Juliet House is back with this vibrant, is the world’s best breath-taking and enchanting known love story. ballet production, which will William Shakespeare’s be a feast for the eyes and will story of Romeo and Juliet delight the whole family. The was one of the first works Nutcracker is a truly captivating of literature to inspire ballet piece of theatre, a wonderful introduction to ballet for anyone choreographers, so perfectly suited to dance are its who has never experienced drama, romance and tragedy. it and retains its appeal for anyone who is familiar with it. TICKETS £32.50 – £36.00 CHILDREN £23.00 CONCESSIONS £2.00 off FRIENDS £2.50 off

FRI 24 NOVEMBER 7.30PM

T-REXTASY The 40th Commemorative Anniversary Tour T.Rextasy have now been performing around the world for over 20 years, a career that ironically out lives Marc’s very own T.Rex. This year, they are celebrating Marc’s life and works with a very special commemorative tour. Truly a rock’n’roll concert for all ages – If you would like to know exactly what a Marc Bolan concert was like in the 1970s, this show is for you! TICKETS £25.50

ROYAL PHILHARMONIC ORCHESTRA SAT 11 NOV SOLD OUT

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FRI 1 & SAT 16 DECEMBER 8PM SHOW (DOORS 7.30PM) TICKETS £15.00 includes a glass of prosecco

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CRACKERS COMEDY CLUB XMAS SPECIAL

Festive fun with a whole barrel of comedy goodness for you. Yes, you (and your friends of course)! FRI 1 DEC – Darren Harriot, The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre and hosted by musical giant David Jordan! SAT 16 DEC: The Pun Man, Carly Smallman and hosted by Comedy 18+ Cabaret star (and Britain’s Got Talent semi-finalist) Christian Lee! MON 4 & MON 11 DECEMBER 2PM TICKETS £15.00

FESTIVE TEA AND TOUR The perfect festive treat for theatre lovers and high-tea aficionados alike. We’ll take you on a 45-minute tour behind the curtain, with stories and the history behind Swindon’s most-loved theatre. Afterwards, enjoy a festive Prosecco Afternoon Tea!

THU 7 DECEMBER 7.30PM (DOORS 7PM) TICKETS £25.00

CHRISTMAS CHEESE & WINE TASTING

18+

Our popular cheese and wine event just got festive! Taste and learn about wine and local cheese in a relaxed and sociable environment, while enjoying delicious complementary festive food. Ideal for the budding wine enthusiast. Includes WSET qualified representative from fromthegrapevine.co.uk – Swindon’s guide to wine and spirits and one half of the husband and wife team at Brinkworth Dairy.

SAT 9 DECEMBER 8PM (DOORS 7.30PM, FOOD 7.45PM SHOW 9PM)

TICKETS £40.00 includes a three-course meal

A CHRISTMAS CABARET

WITH THE SHOWGIRL ACADEMY ‘FLAMING FEATHERS’ The Flaming Feathers return for a fourth year of Feathers, Burlesque and Cabaret. Not to be missed for fans of all things Burlesque! Enjoy a three-course Christmas meal – and our bar will be open throughout the evening.

FRI 15 DECEMBER 7.30PM (DOORS 7PM) TICKETS £40.00 includes a three-course meal

TERROR IN TINSELTOWN MURDER MYSTERY DINNER

Don your disguise and dine with crime as the cast of Moneypenny Productions invite you to investigate a festive whodunit. Murder, mystery and intrigue await those lucky enough to walk the blood-red-carpet of our Hollywood Masquerade ball this Christmas! Remember...no one is who they appear to be! WED 20 DECEMBER 11AM-1PM TICKETS £15.00

KIDS WINTER NEVERLAND PARTY Join us for a magical Christmas party in Neverland. Enjoy a DJ, party games, a yummy festive lunch box and a special visit from Father Christmas! Ticket includes selection box gift, festive lunchbox and unlimited squash. Adults go free and can enjoy a tea or coffee and a mince pie.

THU 21 DECEMBER DOORS 7PM, FOOD 7.30PM, SHOW 9PM TICKETS £40.00 includes a three-course meal

18+

MICHAEL BUBLÉ CHRISTMAS TRIBUTE Critically acclaimed tribute artist Mark Daniels performs the biggest hits of Michael Bublé in this stunning tribute show. Mark’s mesmerising likeness to the modern day Canadian crooner will have fans of Michael Bublé and big band music dancing at the tables. Ticket includes a glass of bubbles on arrival.

LATE CHRISTMAS PARTY

IN JANUARY WITH A RANGE OF CATERING & ENTERTAINMENT OPTIONS

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TALON The Best Of The Eagles – 20th Anniversary Tour Over the last two decades Talon have risen from humble beginnings to one of the most successful theatre touring shows in the UK and the 20th Anniversary Tour will once again feature all the classics, including Hotel California, Take It Easy, One Of These Nights, Take It To The Limit, Desperado, Lyin’ Eyes, Life In The Fast Lane and many more. TICKETS £28.00

THU 18 JANUARY 7.30PM The Adult Panto

16+

SINBAD THE SEAMAN Hot on the heels of last year’s Adult Panto – Puss & Dick, the Market Theatre Company return to bring to life the story of Sinbad the Sailor and his epic adventures across the seas to defeat the one-eyed monster – packing it with corny jokes, raunchy plots and blatant sexual innuendo! Not suitable for under 16s. TICKETS £20.00

FRI 19 JANUARY 7.30PM

JOE BROWN Just Joe

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Joe’s Brown’s influence on British music and culture is massive, fans include Keith Richards, Mark Knopfler and George Harrison. Awarded MOJO and MBE honours for services to music, the current success of the Ukulele also owes a lot to Joe. He will be playing music with his special guest, Sha Na Na founder Henry Gross and lifting the lid on 60 years of Rock ’n’ Roll. TICKETS £28.50

LUNCHTIME RECITAL SERIES WED 24 JANUARY 1.05PM

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Sarah Mattinson is currently studying music atSPIRITS Oxford after a glittering studentship at Marlborough College. This mother and daughter team will present a programme to include the Ballade by Reinecke, Sancan’s Sonatine and Bach’s Sonata in Eb BWV 1031.

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Strictly Specials SAT 20 JANUARY 3PM & 8PM

BRENDAN COLE All Night Long

Strictly Come Dancing’s Brendan Cole is joined by his sensational guest dancers and band to wow audiences in his latest spectacular Latin and ballroom production, All Night Long.

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Live music, stunning special effects and Brendan’s own dazzling choreography and charm make this an unforgettable night; join us for the party! TICKETS £41.00

MON 22 JANUARY 7.30PM

DANCE TO THE MUSIC

Starring Kristina Rihanoff, Robin Windsor & Oksana Platero Dance to the Music is a new exciting dance show like no other! Created by and starring Kristina Rihanoff – one of the most renowned dancers and choreographers from the popular BBC1 Strictly Come Dancing TV show. Featuring a full cast of 8 dancers, including former Strictly professionals, Robin Windsor, and Oksana Platero. Plus two amazing singers, Chris Maloney (X Factor finalist), and singer/ songwriter, Beth Sherburn. Expect to see dance styles including the Argentine Tango, Rock ‘n’ Roll, Contemporary Ballet, Salsa and more.

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TICKETS £29.50 – £53.50 MEET & GREET £53.50 tickets include a meet and greet after the show (limited availability) CONCESSIONS £2.00 off

SARAH MILLICAN SUN 21 JANUARY

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FRI 17 NOVEMBER 8PM TICKETS £23.00

JASON BYRNE The Man With Three Brains

14+

Jason has three brains which kick into action when he hits the stage. His left brain scans the audience and room, looking for improv’ moments. His right brain collates stand-up material and stunts, poised to dish out the funnies at speed. His centre brain is Jason’s coach, pushing him to the limit. The fastest thinking comic around will not only trip himself up, but probably you too. THU 23 NOVEMBER & TUE 6 MARCH 8PM TICKETS £27.50

16+

ED BYRNE Spoiler Alert Is life that bad or have we good reason to complain about it? Are we filled with righteous anger at a world gone wrong or are we all just a bunch of whiny little brats? In short, are we spoiled? Come and watch as Ed Byrne takes this question, turns it upside down and shakes it until the funny falls out. Go on, spoil yourself.

WED 7 – THU 8 FEBRUARY 8PM TICKETS £27.00

TIM VINE Sunset Milk Idiot

12+

Hey people! It's Tim Vine back on tour, telling lots of silly new jokes, showing off new homemade props, singing some new daft ditties, and all with the appearance of confidence. The following subjects will be touched upon briefly: pixie football, ice cream and nibble feeders. Come along, sit down, and laugh. 'A symphony of silly' The Times SAT 24 FEBRUARY 8PM SHOW (DOORS 7.30PM) IN THE PLACE TICKETS £12.00

COMEDY CLUB

More hilarity than you can shake a (rather large) funny stick at! The Wyvern Comedy Club is back for the New Year with a BANG (and jokes) Lou Conran, Eshaan Akbar and Stephen Carlin. You lucky lovers of comedy you. Please note that this event takes place in our restaurant space and not in the main auditorium.

JETHRO

FRI 3 NOVEMBER

SOLD OUT

JOE LYCETT FRI 6 APRIL

SOLD OUT

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for 2017 – 2018 MON 26 FEBRUARY 8PM TICKETS £26.50

DARA O’BRIAIN Voice of Reason

14+

Dara is one of the most recognisable faces on British TV, as host of the hugely successful Mock The Week, Star Gazing Live, Robotwars and Go8Bit. Catch one of the most charismatic, intelligent, fast-talking and downright funny live performers working today in this brand-new show for 2018. ‘His set is a masterclass in intelligent, no-frills stand-up’ The Guardian THU 1 MARCH 8PM TICKETS £18.50

MARK STEEL

14+

Every Little Thing's Gonna Be Alright This time last year, it seemed highly unlikely the UK would vote to leave the EU; we had a reasonable opposition to the Tory Government; Donald Trump was a buffoon who surely wasn’t going to beat Hilary Clinton and Mark was living the married suburban ideal, a year later it’s all gone to absolute shit! But don’t worry, as Mark thinks Every Little Thing’s Gonna Be Alright. FRI 9 MARCH 8PM TICKETS £21.00

RICHARD HERRING

Oh Frig, I’m 50!

‘I only regret the people I didn’t have sex with...and 60% of the people I did have sex with.’ Podfather (The Guardian) and star of Radio 4’s Relativity, Richard Herring gets to the half century (against all odds) and looks at how his life has changed in the last decade. SAT 28 APRIL 8PM SHOW (DOORS 7.30PM) IN THE PLACE TICKETS £12.00

COMEDY CLUB

We’re the cats who’ve got the cream of the national comedy circuit, doing what they do best, for you jolly lot here in Swindon! Festival compering fave Ben Van der Velde heads up this evening of mirth and merriment joined by Amy Howerska and rapid fire gag merchant Tony Cowards! Please note that this event takes place in our restaurant space and not in the main auditorium.

Enjoy a meat or vegetarian pie served with rustic home-made mash, gravy and a pint of draught Ale, small glass of house wine or a soft drink for just £10.

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THE ROLLING STONES STORY The Rolling Stones Story is a high energy concert celebrating the music of the World’s Greatest Rock ‘n’ Roll Band. Let’s Spend The Night Together in the company of Mick and the boys and experience a truly authentic Rolling Stones spectacle, complete with an awesome production, the finest musicians and the world’s No. 1 Mick Jagger lookalike in Paul Ashworth. TICKETS £27.50 EARLY BIRD £5.00 off tickets booked by 31 Dec

SUN 28 JANUARY 7.30PM

THE CIRCUS OF HORRORS Voodoo After taking to the road over 22 years ago and touring all over the world, the phenomenon returns with its latest brand new incarnation, Voodoo. Bizarre & fantastic circus acts are all woven into a sensational horror story with the darkest of magic – taking the show to a whole new level. With a mainly original soundscape and performed with a forked tongue firmly in each cheek, you’ll certainly Die Laughing. TICKETS £23.50 & £27.50 CONCESSIONS £3.00 off

WED 31 JANUARY 7.30PM

SUGGS

WHAT A KING CNUT A Life in the Realm of Madness… Due to huge popular demand, after his first tour-de-force, smash-hit, one man show, My Life Story, Suggs is treading the boards again. If the first show was about how on Earth he got there, Suggs: What a King Cnut is about the surprises that awaited him when he did. ‘It is impossible not to be charmed by this one man show’ HHHH Time Out TICKETS £30.50

SUN 4 FEBRUARY 7.30PM

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Featuring the best of George, Andrew, Pepsi and GET THE REST OF Shirley, with sensational vocals, choreography, costumes THE BOTTLE and an awesome live band, this is the big night out for FREE Wham! fans of all ages. Do you remember all the hits? Here’s just a few...Careless Whisper, Last Christmas, Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go, Young Guns (Go for It), Freedom, Bad Boys, Do It Right, I’m Your Man and Club Tropicana. TICKETS £27.00

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BOOK ONLINE swindontheatres.co.uk FRI 9 FEBRUARY 7.30PM Back with a brand-new production, The Chicago Blues Brothers are taking you back to 1980 to finish the concert at the Palace ballroom hotel. Infectious, dazzling, riotous, exuberant and spirited, the legacy of Jake and Elwood has been jump-started for a new generation. The Chicago Blues Brothers are on a mission once again – in a high-octane, on-stage party you can’t afford to miss. ‘Fun and Infectious’ The Stage TICKETS £26.00 EARLY BIRD £5.00 off tickets booked by 30 Nov

SAT 10 FEBRUARY 7.30PM SHOW (DOORS 7PM) IN THE PLACE

AN EVENING WITH THE KENTWOOD SHOW CHOIR

The Wyvern Theatre Foundation, a registered charity supporting young people in the performing arts, proudly presents An Evening with the Kentwood Show Choir. Please note that this event takes place in our restaurant space and not in the main auditorium.

TICKETS £10.00

SAT 10 FEBRUARY 7PM

SUPERSLAM WRESTLING A host of top international stars from worldwide federations face the best of British in the ultimate stand-off! In a rare West Country appearance, Superslam Wrestling will present 5 matches. The main event of this spectacular showdown will see the WWE Legend Hall of Famer, Vampire Gangrell take on West Country’s golden boy, Oliver Grey in a super heavyweight challenge clash. TICKETS £14.50 CHILDREN £4.00 off FAMILY OFFER 4 Tickets £48.00

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Half Term Fun SUN 11 FEBRUARY 6PM

LITTLE MIX EXPERIENCE If you’re a fan of one of X Factor’s finest exports you’re sure to L.O.V.E. The Little Mix Experience! Four hugely talented girls pay tribute to one of the UK’s finest Girl-Bands. With breathtaking dance moves, replica costumes and some of the finest vocals in the UK, this is a high-energy show from beginning to end, packed with all of Little Mix’s greatest hits and suitable for all ages! TICKETS £16.00

PRE-SHOW POP PARTY 4.15PM – 5.30PM IN THE PLACE Join us before the Little Mix Experience performance for the ultimate pre-show dance party! TICKETS £4.00 For more details see swindontheatres.co.uk

WED 14 FEBRUARY 2PM & 7PM

SING-A-LONG-A BEAUTY AND THE BEAST Sing-a-long-a Productions invite you to Be Our Guest at Sing-a-Long-a Beauty And The Beast. Join us as we celebrate with a screening of Disney’s brand-new adaptation, with on-screen lyrics so everyone can join in! Our Sing-a-long-a host will warm up your voices, teach you some hand actions, show you how to use the famous Sing-a-long-a props bag during the film and when to boo arrogant Gaston. TICKETS £17.00 CHILDREN £5.00 off FAMILY OFFER 4 tickets £52.00 FAMILY OFFER 3 tickets £37.50

Kids Tea & Tour THU 15 FEBRUARY 2PM

Enjoy a tour of the theatre and a delicious afternoon tea especially for the kids this half term. ADULTS £10.00 CHILDREN £5.50

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LET ME BE FRANK An evening of conversation with Frank Bruno MBE, hosted by Jed Stone, well known comedian and entertainer. Frank talks about his recent book and boxing career, from starting out to becoming one of Britain’s most loved sports personalities. With open conversation and Frank’s light-hearted humour, this will make for a very enjoyable evening. TICKETS £32.00 CONCESSIONS £1.50 off MEET & GREET (separate to show tickets, include signed copy of Frank Bruno’s book) £35.00 (limited availability)

THU 15 FEBRUARY 7.30PM

BANFF MOUNTAIN FILM FESTIVAL Experience an evening of extraordinary short films from the world's most prestigious mountain film festival. Ignite your passion for adventure, action and travel through an exhilarating collection of the latest films from the most talented adventure film makers of today. An exciting event not to be missed with free prize give-aways! TICKETS £15.00 CONCESSIONS £1.00 off GROUPS 6+ £1.00 off EARLY BIRD £1.00 off tickets booked by 15 November

FRI 16 FEBRUARY 7.30PM SHOW (DOORS 7PM) IN THE PLACE You are cordially invited to attend

RUBY ROSE RAY’S VINTAGE VALENTINE’S SUPPER A Lucky Fin Production

Ruby Rose Ray has a complicated love life. Enjoy a delicious three-course dinner accompanied by the romantic recordings of yester-year. Magical melodies are re-created by Ruby’s Radio Band. Will the chanteuse’s chaotic love life be resolved before coffee is served? A charming, light-hearted dinner theatre experience, with the internationally acclaimed vocalist and Wyvern favourite, Rachael Pennell. Dress to Impress. www.luckyfinproductions.co.uk TICKETS £40.00 including 3 course meal

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Written & Directed by Guy Unsworth Based on the TV series by Raymond Allen Starring

Joe Pasquale Sarah Earnshaw Susie Blake

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WED 21 – SAT 24 FEBRUARY 7.30PM, THU & SAT MAT 2.30PM Everyone’s favourite 1970s classic TV comedy, Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em is back with Joe Pasquale starring as the loveable accident-prone Frank Spencer, Sarah Earnshaw as his wife Betty and Susie Blake as his disapproving Mother-in-Law, Mrs Fisher. The most successful sitcom of the decade gave us the hapless Frank and his long-suffering wife Betty with catch phrases galore and a never-ending list of disasters with roller-skating escapades and runaway chickens. Joe Pasquale is a national comedy treasure who exploded onto our tellies in New Faces and went on to win I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here and host The Price Is Right. www.somemothersdoaveem.com TICKETS Wed – Thu Eve & Thu Mat £28.50 – £33.00 Fri – Sat Eve & Sat Mat £30.00 – £38.00 CONCESSIONS £2.00 off FRIENDS £5.00 off Wed 21 February

POST-SHOW AFTERNOON TEA ON THU & SAT MAT

AFTERNOON TEA £9.00 AFTERNOON TEA WITH PROSECCO £14.00 Available for pre-orders only

Joe Pasquale

Sarah Earnshaw

Susie Blake

BOOK ONLINE swindontheatres.co.uk SUN 25 FEBRUARY 2.30PM & 6PM Come and join the celebration as Chinese New Year returns to Swindon with a unique and exciting cultural spectacle. Witness the daring stunts of Chinese acrobatics alongside energetic kung-fu performances, the ancient magic of Face Changing and more. This colourful and action-packed show is the perfect entertainment for all ages to enjoy on this auspicious occasion. TICKETS £26.50 CHILDREN £8.00 off CONCESSIONS £2.00 off FAMILY OFFER 4 Tickets £76.00

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TUE 27 FEBRUARY 7.30PM

AN EVENING WITH ANT MIDDLETON Ant Middleton’s appetite for adventure and extremes has no limit and has led him to take on some amazing challenges both in the military and in his TV roles – SAS (Who Dares Wins), Mutiny and Escape (Channel 4). In this adventure-filled one-man show, Ant recounts his extraordinary life in the military – having achieved the elite forces holy trinity serving in the paras, marines and SBS – with tales that will defy belief for their sheer bravery and danger. TICKETS £26.00 UNDER 16s £7.50 off

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THE BEST OF QUEEN Flash have been paying homage to the world’s most theatrical and dramatic Rock band, Queen since 2002, and in that time have had a huge impact on audiences across the world. Italian born front man, Claudio Desideri plays a uncannily realistic ‘Freddie’ with just the right look, stage persona and from an early age has trained and developed a vocal range capable of recreating the magic that made Queen live shows so very special. TICKETS £29.00

SAT 3 MARCH 7.30PM

THAT'LL BE THE DAY Brand New Show The UK’s premier rock ‘n’ roll production That’ll Be The Day returns with another brand-new show! Highly acclaimed for its stunning live entertainment value, That’ll Be The Day is an outstanding celebration for all true fans of the golden era of popular music. Prepare for an unforgettable night of nostalgia, laughs and rock ‘n’ roll! ‘The Best Rock & Roll Show on the Road!’ Time Out TICKETS £28.00

THU 8 MARCH 7.30PM

CROONERS A Truly British Swingin’ Affair Crooner, noun; A Singer, typically a male one, who sings sentimental songs in a soft low voice… Crooners, the Show; three self-assured gentlemen of style and vigour, who swing the hell out of the music of Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr, Dean Martin, Bobby Darin and Matt Monro, with an outrageous live 10 piece band and a splendiferously British injection of comedy. TICKETS £23.50

SAT 10 MARCH 7.30PM

BOWIE EXPERIENCE A breathtaking concert celebrating the music of the world’s greatest pop icon, David Bowie. A must see for all, the latest production promises an unforgettable journey of sound and vision, featuring all the hits from A to Ziggy. HHHHH ‘Phenomenal’ ‘Absolutely brilliant’ Ticketmaster Reviews TICKETS £27.50

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JASON DONOVAN & his amazing midlife crisis At aged 49 ½ and with a wealth of tantalising tales under his belt, this autobiographical show will take Jason Donovan’s looming 50th birthday as its starting point and will zigzag back and forth through his life. Hear some new stories (and possibly one or two you’ve heard before!) plus some of the songs you know and love for a night like no other! TICKETS £28.50

FRI 16 MARCH 7.30PM

THE UPBEAT BEATLES As the name suggests, The Upbeat Beatles are a rockin’ band with tight musicianship and powerhouse vocals! From the depths of the Cavern to the Apple roof top, through Beatlemania, America, Sergeant Pepper to Abbey Road, their attention to detail will draw you into the world of the Beatles like no other show. TICKETS £21.50

SAT 17 MARCH 7.30PM SHOW (DOORS 7PM) IN THE PLACE

TED & CO DINING EXPERIENCE St Patrick’s Day Special

The Laughlines cast perform the ‘Sitcom Experience’, a live situation comedy dining experience which unfolds in real present time. An hilarious evening of pure theatrical improvisational comedy and caricature. The cast, who look like Ted, Dougal and Jack and one famous tea loving housekeeper have a specific skill set which enables them to listen, respond and interact with the audience in a live fully inclusive immersive dining experience. Guests are invited to attend in themed attire. TICKETS £40.00 including three-course meal

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SAT 17 – SUN 18 MARCH Dear Zoo the timeless children’s classic book makes its stage premiere. Rod Campbell’s best-selling lift the flap book has delighted generations of young readers since it was first published in 1982 and has sold more than 8 million copies worldwide. This production will delight all those who have read the book (both young and old) as it unfolds with child-engaging puppets, music and lots of audience interaction. SAT 1.30PM & 3.30PM, SUN 11AM & 2PM TICKETS £16.00 UNDER 16s £2.00 off FAMILY OFFER 4 Tickets £58.00

YUMMY BOX

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TUE 20 – SAT 24 MARCH Marking the 100th anniversary of the end of the First World War, Birdsong is the hit, critically acclaimed stage show based on the world famous novel by Sebastian Faulks. In pre-war France, a young Englishman Stephen Wraysford embarks on a passionate and dangerous affair with the beautiful Isabelle Azaire that turns their world upside down. As the war breaks out over the idyll of his former life, Stephen must lead his men through the carnage of the Battle of the Somme and through the sprawling tunnels that lie deep underground. Faced with the unprecedented horror of the war Stephen clings to the memory of Isabelle as his world explodes around him. A mesmerising story of love and courage. Set both before and during the Great War. Following on from the 2013/14/15 National tours, seen by over 200,000 people, now it is your chance to experience this stunning piece of theatre live on stage. 7.30PM, THU & SAT MAT 2PM TICKETS Tue – Wed Eve, Thu & Sat Mat £16.50 – £23.50 Thu – Sat Eve £18.50 – £25.00 CONCESSIONS £1.00 off FRIENDS 2 for 1 on Tue 20 March

‘IT LEFT ME CHOKED UP AND BLINKING BACK THE TEARS AT THE END.’ THE DAILY TELEGRAPH

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‘DOES THE BOOK JUSTICE, MOVING’  THE DAILY MAIL

‘MOVING, GRIPPING, DRAMATICALLY ELECTRIFYING AND OUTSTANDING’ THE TIMES

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LUNCHTIME RECITAL SERIES WED 21 MARCH 1.05PM

DOUBLE UP

FOR £1

TICKETS £6.00 Accompanied children (14 and under) free

Raymond Burley guitar

SPECIAL OFFER

CAKE & COFFEE

ON SELECTED

£3.85

Raymond is one of Britain's most experiencedSPIRITS classical guitarists having performed solo concerts, concertos, on film scores, radio and television. His impressive programme includes works by Scarlatti, Lutoslawski, Barrios, Regondi and J.S. Bach.

SUN 25 MARCH 7.30PM Judy Garland and Liza Minnelli are back together again thanks to the new musical experience, Judy and Liza. Set against a background of photographs and movie clips of the two women, this production features performances of all of your favourite hits including Cabaret, Maybe This Time and The Man That Got Away. The audience are taken on an emotional rollercoaster as we discover the uncanny parallels between some of Judy and Liza’s most iconic songs and their own personal lives. Spend an evening with the mother and daughter who really did put the ‘show’ into showbiz. TICKETS £28.50

TUE 27 MARCH 7.30PM

AUTISTIC GARDENER Alan Gardner Alan Gardner, (The man with the pink hair!) presenter of Channel 4’s The Autistic Gardener takes to the road with a brand-new and enlightening show. Alan has created 40 RHS show gardens and won numerous awards at Chelsea. Come and discover how to make the most of your garden, patio or even your window box and have fun at the same time! TICKETS £26.00

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The Snow Maiden Swan Lake The Russian State Ballet of Siberia Accompanied by The Orchestra of the Russian State Ballet Performed by

THU 29 MARCH 7.30PM

SAT 31 MARCH 2.30PM & 7.30PM

THE SNOW MAIDEN

SWAN LAKE

Protected from the outside world by Father Frost, the exquisite Snow Maiden plays innocently amongst the dancing snowflakes in the enchanted Land of Frost. Based on a traditional folk-tale, set in the snow covered landscape of rural Russia, this seasonal sparkler follows the Snow Maiden as she dances into the human world.

The greatest romantic ballet of all time is brought to life by Tchaikovsky’s haunting and unforgettable score. From the impressive splendour of the Palace ballroom to the moon-lit lake where swans glide in perfect formation, this compelling tale of tragic romance has it all.

NEW FOR 2018, SPRINKLED WITH MAGICAL SPECIAL EFFECTS TICKETS Thu & Sat Eve £36.00 – £41.00 FRIENDS £2.50 off Sat Mat £32.00 – £37.00 FRIENDS £3.00 off FAMILY OFFER 4 Tickets £2.50 off each ticket (Matinee only)

POST-SHOW AFTERNOON TEA ON SAT MAT

AFTERNOON TEA £9.00 AFTERNOON TEA WITH PROSECCO £14.00 Available for pre-orders only

BUY TWO LARGE GLASSES OF HOUSE WINE GET THE REST OF THE BOTTLE FREE

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BOOK ONLINE swindontheatres.co.uk TUE 3 – WED 4 APRIL 7.30PM

REMEMBERING FRED Starring Alijaz & Janette

Following the sell-out success of Strictly Come Dancing stars Aljaz Skorjanec and Janette Manrara’s Remembering Fred, we are delighted to be welcoming them back for an even bigger tour. An evening of song and dance celebrating the legacy of Hollywood icon Fred Astaire, Remembering Fred is backed by a full supporting cast of dancers, live band and singers and will feature new songs, new dances and a new look for 2018. TICKETS £27.00 – £44.50 MEET AND GREET TICKETS £77.00 (includes pre-show meet and greet)

FRI 13 – SUN 15 APRIL FRI 7.30PM, SAT 2.30PM & 7.30PM, SUN 2.30PM Tanwood Youth Theatre presents

42ND STREET

42nd Street, ‘The mother of all showbiz musicals’ (as stated by a National Newspaper recently after its re-launch in the West End) is the song and dance, American dream fable of Broadway, featuring the iconic songs: We’re In The Money, Lullaby of Broadway, Shuffle Off To Buffalo, Dames, I Only Have Eyes For You and 42nd Street. Following in the success of CATS and Footloose, Tanwood Youth Theatre present this fantastic show with a full, live professional Orchestra. TICKETS £17.00 – £22.00 CONCESSIONS £1.00 off FRIENDS £2.00 off EARLY BIRD FAMILY OFFER 4 Tickets £54.00 – £74.00 if booked by 25 December FAMILY OFFER 4 Tickets £59.00 – £79.00 if booked after 25 December GROUPS 10+ Every 11th Ticket Free

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EASTER TREATS YUMMY MILKSHAKE! LIVE BOX The Magic Story Book THU 5 APRIL 11AM & 2.30PM

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Starring Milkshake! favourites; Bob the Builder, Little Princess, Noddy, Fireman Sam, Shimmer & Shine, Pip from Pip Ahoy!, Winnie and Wilbur, Wissper, Milkshake’s very own Milkshake! Monkey and two Milkshake! presenters, this all singing, all dancing, musical masterpiece, will take audiences on a journey through the world’s favourite fairy tales. Set amongst Milkshake’s magical bookcase, this brand-new live show is sure to amaze and delight! The Milkshake! cast will be singing songs and sharing stories that audience members, young and old, will know and love. TICKETS £18.00 UNDER 16s £2.00 off FAMILY OFFER 4 Tickets £2.00 off each ticket

THU 5 & THU 12 APRIL 11AM IN THE PLACE

THE GREAT JAYDINI EASTER MAGIC SHOWS

THU 5 – 4-6 YRS THU 12 – 7-10 YRS

This Easter, enter the funny and magical world of The Great Jaydini, a talented and professional magician whose unique style puts together a blend of Eggs-ellent comedy and magic suitable for ages 4+. TICKETS £12.00 (including squash and interval ice cream) Adults go free

SAT 7 APRIL 2PM

TWEEDY THE CLOWN In Slapstick and Symphony

Tweedy - the comedy and slapstick legend and star of Gifford’s Circus, Cirque Berserk and the Cheltenham Everyman pantomime, returns to the Wyvern. Whilst Tweedy tries to put on his show, classical musician Ludvink Loyal is trying to put on his classical concert causing mayhem and music in this fantastically funny, family friendly show. Can two contrasting characters learn to get on and make the show work? Let’s hope so. TICKETS £15.00 CHILDREN £4.00 off FAMILY OFFER 4 Tickets £48.00

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DAVID BADDIEL My Family: Not The Sitcom

Following a sold out run at London’s Menier Chocolate Factory and two critically-acclaimed West End runs, David Baddiel brings his Olivier-nominated one-man show to the Wyvern. My Family: Not the Sitcom is a show about memory, ageing, infidelity, dysfunctional relatives, moral policing on social media, golf, and gay cats. ‘This is a rare production that boasts side-splitting laughs and also moves people to tears’ Evening Standard ‘Compelling to watch both for its unvarnished truth and complicated affection’ The Guardian TICKETS £29.00

Enjoy a meat or vegetarian pie served with rustic home-made mash, gravy and a pint of draught Ale, small glass of house wine or a soft drink for just £10.

LUNCHTIME RECITAL SERIES WED 25 APRIL 1.05PM

DOUBLE UP

FOR £1

TICKETS £6.00 Accompanied children (14 and under) free

Paul Turner piano

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£3.85

ON SELECTED

SPIRITS Paul brings the SRS season to a close with some famous classics in the form of Schumann’s Papillons and Grieg’s Wedding Day at Troldhaugen. A lyrical and playful sonata by Haydn (Hob XVI:50 in C major) and the extraordinary Chromatic Fantasia and Fugue by J.S. Bach complete this attractive programme.

THU 26 APRIL 7.30PM

SEVEN DRUNKEN NIGHTS

BUY 2 THEAKSTON LIGHTFOOT ALE FOR £8

The Story of the Dubliners Seven Drunken Nights – The story of The Dubliners, boasts Ireland’s finest musicians, telling the story of The Dubliners’ career, spanning over 50 years. The show will take you on a musical journey through time, transporting you back to O’Donoghues pub, TV appearances and famous scenes in their 50-year career, and have you clapping and dancing in the aisles. TICKETS £25.00

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PASHA KOVALEV The Magic Of Hollywood

Lights, Camera...Ballroom. Pasha Kovalev (from BBC TV's Strictly Come Dancing) returns with his brand-new show, The Magic of Hollywood. This amazing new show will be jam-packed with sequins, glitz and glamour as Pasha takes to the stage with his sensational dancers and they perform ‘Oscar-worthy performances’ all set to a Hollywood theme. It promises to be a night not to be missed! TICKETS £28.00 FRIENDS £2.50 off MEET & GREET £20.00 (must be bought separately alongside show ticket)

SPECIAL OFFER BOTTLE OF PROSECCO £20.00

SAT 28 APRIL 7.30PM

ROYAL PHILHARMONIC ORCHESTRA

From the New World Rossini’s sparkling Semiramide Overture provides an explosive opening, paving the way for Bruch’s elegant Violin Concerto and Dvořák’s powerful yet poignant ‘From the New World’ Symphony. This selection from three great Romantic masters will thrill and delight. Gianluca Marcianò Conductor Sonoko Miriam Welde Violin TICKETS £32.00 – £35.00 UNDER 16s & STUDENTS £12.00 (limited availability)

THE ROYAL PHILHARMONIC ORCHESTRA PRE-SHOW DINNER 5.30PM & 6.30PM

Join us in The Place to enjoy a two-course meal before the show, selected from our popular Wyvern menu. Available for pre-bookings only, menu available online.

R LE FO ON SAR 2018! W O N MBE S E PT E

TICKETS £13.50 includes a two-course meal

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COMMUNITY EVENTS SAT 4 NOVEMBER 7.30PM

EVERYBODY SING Together Wherever We Go

A fantastic evening of music showcasing the talented students of Everybody Sing under the direction of Sophie Haynes, Musical Director and Principal. With special guest and Compere Matthew Ford and accompanied by Mr Geoff Walters. TICKETS £13.50 CONCESSIONS £2.00 off

SUN 5 NOVEMBER 5PM MF Dance presents

DANCING THROUGH THE DECADES Music Fusion are excited to perform Dancing Through The Decades. This will be a fantastic night filled with music from the 70’s to our latest favourite songs for all of you to enjoy; you’ll find it hard not to get up and boogie yourself. TICKETS £13.50 UNDER 18s £4.00 off

MON 13 – TUE 14 NOVEMBER 7PM

SHAKESPEARE SCHOOLS FESTIVAL Shakespeare Schools Foundation is proud to present a series of unique Shakespeare productions staged by your schools at the Wyvern Theatre; all part of the world’s largest youth drama festival. See swindontheatres.co.uk for more details. TICKETS £10.50, £8.00 GROUPS 20+ £6.50 (through the Ticket Office Only)

THU 16 NOVEMBER 4.45PM & 7.30PM Swindon Schools in association with Make Music Swindon present

A RIGHT PANTOMIME! This year Swindon Schools and Make Music Swindon get into the Christmas spirit nice and early with the Pantomime theme. Singing some old panto classics and new tunes, our children will raise the roof with these seasonal favourites. TICKETS £7.00 CONCESSIONS £2.00 off

SAT 18 NOVEMBER 6.30PM

BOBBI’S ACADEMY OF DANCE It’s Our Life, Fill It With Colour Over 250 dancers from the age of 2 upwards fill the stage with a blast of colour and passion to perform a variety show full of song and dance from musical theatre to commercial, jazz to lyrical. TICKETS £15.50 CONCESSIONS £2.00 off

2 SLUSHY DRINKS FOR £3.00

BOOK ONLINE swindontheatres.co.uk SAT 27 JANUARY 1PM & 7PM Swindon Academy of Dance present

CONSTELLATIONS It’s time, get ready, get tickets – Constellations – a group of stars performing intricate patterns across the stage! Watch the dancers from Swindon Academy of Dance amaze you with their talent and hard work. TICKETS £17.00 CONCESSIONS (Matinee only) £2.50 off

TUE 30 JANUARY 3.30PM & 6PM

SWINDON SCHOOLS DANCE FESTIVAL Primary and secondary schools from throughout Swindon and beyond come together to perform dances they have been preparing together, having been inspired by our theme: 'Once upon a time...' TICKETS £10.00 UNDER 16s £3.00 off

FRI 2 – SAT 3 FEBRUARY 7.30PM Thames Water Amateur Theatre Society Presents

THE LITTLEST MERMAID Staff from Thames Water return again with their own twist on the Hans Christian Anderson classic, The Little Mermaid. Family entertainment packed with laughs, music and lots of fishy puns. TICKETS £13.00 (ALL MONEY RAISED GOES TO CHARITY)

WED 6 FEBRUARY ON SALE FROM FEB 2018

WILTSHIRE SCHOOLS DANCE FESTIVAL Primary and secondary schools from throughout Wiltshire come together to perform dances they have been preparing together, having been inspired by our theme: 'Once upon a time...' TICKETS £10.00 UNDER 16s £3.00 off

SAT 17 FEBRUARY 2PM & 7PM Rising Aspirations present SISTER

ACT

The feel-amazing musical comedy! With dazzling dance routines and songs inspired by Motown, soul and disco, Sister Act is the funniest and funkiest musical around. Performed by a fantastic cast of 3 – 18 year olds and featuring a live show band! TICKETS £15.00

MON 26 MARCH 3PM & 6.30PM

THE GREAT BIG DANCE OFF The Great Big Dance Off is a national dance competition open to primary and secondary schools across England. This exciting competition brings together children of all ages and abilities, encouraging them to have a good time. TICKETS £10.00 CONCESSIONS £3.00 off

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£STUDENT STUDENT

STANDBY

TICKETS

GROUPS

See top comedians, quality dance and drama, fantastic live music, west-end musicals and much more for just £5! £5 student standby tickets are available 1 hour before any performance with ticket availability. These tickets are available to anybody over the age of 14 who is in full-time education. Students can check whether tickets are available for a performance by visiting swindontheatres.co.uk or calling the Ticket Office on 01793 524 481.

Where groups get more and we make it simple

Whether you’re organising a family group of 8, a birthday party of 30, a work outing of 50 or a school trip for 200, we can offer you special rates and discounts, a hassle-free booking process and a range of other fantastic benefits. Visit swindontheatres.co.uk for more details or give our Ticket Office a call on 01793 524481. Standard group discounts on the majority of our shows, (look out for

in our season brochure)

GROUPS 8–19 £2.00 off a ticket GROUPS 20 – 39 £2.50 off a ticket & group organiser free GROUPS 40+ £3.00 off a ticket & group organiser free

WITH YOUR HELP WE HAVE RAISED OVER £1 MILLION POUNDS FOR GREAT ORMOND STREET HOSPITAL

Swindon Theatres, as part of the Qdos Entertainment Group, are delighted to reveal that through the generosity of our audiences and staff we have now raised over £1 million for Great Ormond Street Hospital Children’s Charity. Thanks to your support we have contributed to a brand-new suite of life changing and life-saving operating theatres due to open in autumn 2017, which will transform the lives of thousands of sick children every year. Your support has made a huge difference and you can still donate by visiting Great Ormond Street Hospital online at gosh.org/theatredonation THANK YOU!

BOOKING INFORMATION Online booking 24-hours a day swindontheatres.co.uk Ticket Office 01793 524481 WYVERN THEATRE Theatre Square, Swindon SN1 1QN

THE WYVERN THEATRE TICKET OFFICE Book in person, for any

show at the Wyvern Theatre or Swindon Arts Centre, at the Wyvern Theatre Ticket Office - open Monday to Saturday 10am – 6pm or until the evening performance begins; open 90 minutes before performances on Sundays and Bank Holidays.

SWINDON ARTS CENTRE Devizes Road, Old Town, Swindon SN1 4BJ For information about getting to each venue, visit swindontheatres.co.uk

THE ARTS CENTRE TICKET OFFICE

Open 60 minutes before a performance.

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BOOKING FEES Ticket prices in

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7 7

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27 G

REAR STALLS

25 B

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FRONT STALLS

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25 C

C 11

SIDE CIRCLE

26 D

D 11

11 A BB 1 AA 1

27 26

28 H

E 10

D C

F 10

M 10

Book yourself in one of the boxes or one of our premium seats, which are available at just £4.00 more per ticket than the top price seat.

THE GIFT OF A GREAT NIGHT OUT

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this brochure are inclusive of booking fees. No fees are charged for Friends, group bookings of 8 or more, or school bookings. An additional cost of £2.00 is charged where customers choose to have tickets sent by post.

WYVERN THEATRE

BOX

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O N H

C 36

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18 BB 18 AA

STAGE

ACCESS FOR ALL We are committed to making The Wyvern Theatre and Swindon Arts Centre accessible to everyone. If you have any access requirements please let us know when booking. • Access for wheelchair users • Induction loop and Sennheiser Infrared facilities • Selected accessible performances • Working dogs welcome • Accessible toilet

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