Winter 2012 – Spring 2013 by Wyvern Theatre

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THEATRE

WINTER 2012 / SPRING 2013

highlights this season…

INSPIRED BY THE MUSIC, LIFE & TIMES OF

pantomime ALADDIN starring Keith Chegwin drama THE WOMAN IN BLACK GO BACK FOR MURDER comedy THE 39 STEPS HARRY HILL music BOOGIE NIGHTS starring Jimmy Osmond

plus much, much more... FRIENDS BOOKING from Mon 22 October ONLINE BOOKING from Sat 27 October TELEPHONE/ IN PERSON BOOKING from Mon 29 October

WINTER 2012 / SPRING 2013

BOOK ONLINE wyverntheatre.org.uk TICKET OFFICE 01793 524 481 SEASON HIGHLIGHTS… ALADDIN Starring TV legend Keith Chegwin

BEST COMEDY OLIVIER AWARD 2 TONY AWARDS

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THE WOMAN IN BLACK Everybody in the theatre can hear you scream! THE 39 STEPS The world’s favourite comedy – direct from the West End

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ncredible adventures of our handsome ff-upper-lip, British gung-ho and pencil murders, double-crossing secret agents, women.

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DS 2 for 1 on Mon 4 Feb t) STUDENTS £2.50 off

SOUL SISTER The Ike and Tina Turner Musical – it’s simply the best

PRIORITY BOOKING

Priority booking for FRIENDS is available on all shows highlighted NEW – FRIENDS will be able to book tickets from Mon 22 October

TELEPHONE/IN PERSON booking will be available on all shows highlighted NEW from Mon 29 October

ONLINE BOOKING will be available on all shows highlighted NEW from Sat 27 October

CHRISTMAS AT THE WYVERN Here at the Wyvern Theatre we are thrilled to be part of so many people’s festive celebrations. Swindon’s pantomime Aladdin starring Keith Chegwin will amuse and entertain the whole family. And there are Christmas parties galore in the Theatre Restaurant to make the festive season complete. THE WEST END COMES TO SWINDON I am very proud to welcome the West End to the Wyvern with huge shows starring on our stage including The Woman In Black, Soul Sister, The 39 Steps and Boogie Nights. YOU MUST BE HAVING A LAUGH! The Wyvern has long been a favourite venue for the nation’s funniest comedians. This season we are dazzled by Chris Addison, Julian Clary, Harry Hill, Jethro, Milton Jones, Russell Kane, Al Murray, Lee Nelson, Andy Parsons and many others. THE PERFECT CHRISTMAS PRESENT Our gift vouchers are sure to impress your family and friends this Christmas. Whatever their age we have a show you’ll love! Buy them today from the Ticket Office. BEST FRIENDS The only way to make sure you hear about all the shows first and get access to the best discounts is to join our Friends scheme. It also means you’ll support your local theatre and from just £24.50 per year it is great value. We look forward to welcoming you to the Wyvern soon.

Derek Aldridge Theatre Director

LOOK OUT FOR…

these symbols throughout to guide and enhance your visit

GROUPS GROUPS 10 – 19 £2.00 off a ticket GROUPS 20 – 39 £2.50 off a ticket + group organiser goes free

GROUPS 40+ £3.00 off a ticket + group organiser goes free HELLFIRE COMEDY CLUB See opposite page for details

Wyvern Theatre is managed on behalf of Swindon Borough Council by HQ Theatres Ltd, a Qdos Entertainment Company

For venue enquiries contact Derek Aldridge Theatre Director Tel: 01793 535534 Email: derek@wyverntheatre.org.uk or tweet @DerekWyvern

WINTER 2012 / SPRING 2013

SWINDON

WYVERN THEATRE

& DRINK

DELICIOUS DINER MENU AVAILABLE BEFORE EVERY SHOW

Visit wyverntheatre.org.uk to view the Diner menu

Only a few steps away from your evening’s entertainment, the Wyvern is the perfect place for a light bite. FOOD IN A FLASH From fresh burgers to delicious sides, from Hot Dogs to Chocolate Sundaes – the Wyvern Theatre offers the fastest food in town.

SWIFT SERVICE There is no need to book in advance to enjoy these mouth-watering favourites with an American twist – simply order at the bar.

DON’T LAUGH ON AN EMPTY STOMACH! 2012 HELLFIRE COMEDY CURRY CLUB only £10 per head

Enjoy an Indian buffet including a selection of mouth-watering authentic curries, poppadoms, a selection of chutneys, pilau rice, warm naan bread, and a refreshing beer, before performances from the top comedians listed.

NOVEMBER FRI 2 JETHRO TUE 6 RORY BREMNER WED 7 FREDDIE STARR WED 14 JENNY ECLAIR THU 15 JULIAN CLARY FRI 16 THE IDIOT BAST**D BAND SUN 18 GREG DAVIES THU 22 LEE NELSON SAT 24 MARCUS BRIGSTOCKE

2013 HELLFIRE COMEDY CLUB only £10 per head

Before you enjoy any of the comedians listed grab a flamin’ hot Hellfire Burger and a large portion of fries, accompanied by an ice cold bottle of beer.

A FLAMIN’ HOT

Burger

It’s double the burger, onion rings, lettuce, tomato, mayo and double the spice with chilli cheese and jalapenos.

SUN 27 JAN HARRY HILL SUN 10 FEB RUSSELL KANE SAT 16 FEB ROY CHUBBY BROWN FRI 22 FEB HARDEEP SINGH KOHLI THU 14 MARCH CHRIS ADDISON WED 3 APRIL MILTON JONES WED 24 APRIL ANDY PARSONS SUN 19 MAY RICHARD HERRING FRI 24 MAY AL MURRAY WED 27 NOV SARAH MILLICAN

TV legend Keith Chegwin returns this Christmas in another hilarious and spectacular pantomime. Aladdin is a wish come true – packed with all the traditional Wyvern Theatre panto ingredients of side-splitting comedy, stunning sets, beautiful costumes and a fantastic cast. This is a magic carpet ride you won’t want to miss! Fly over to the Ticket Office and book your tickets today – or you will need the help of a Genie to find the best seats in the house. TICKETS SAT 8 DECEMBER 1pm 7pm BLUE PERFORMANCES £14.50, £16.50, £19.50 SUN 9 DECEMBER 1pm 5pm GREEN PERFORMANCES £16.50, £20.00, £22.00 RED PERFORMANCES £16.50, £20.50, £23.00 MON 10 DECEMBER No Performances TUE 11 DECEMBER 1pm 7pm CONCESSIONS £2.00 OFF 10.30am 2.30pm WED 12 DECEMBER FAMILY TICKET £62.00 £68.00 THU 13 DECEMBER 10.30am 2.30pm (2 adults, 2 children) FRI 14 DECEMBER 1pm 7pm SCHOOLS £10.50 per ticket (11th ticket free) 1pm 7pm SAT 15 DECEMBER GROUPS 10+ £14.50 £16.50 SUN 16 DECEMBER 1pm 5pm GROUPS 25+ £14.50 £16.50 (16th ticket free) FRIENDS 2 for 1 on SAT 8 DEC MON 17 DECEMBER No Performances FRIENDS POST-SHOW PARTY SAT 8 DEC 7pm TUE 18 DECEMBER 10.30am 2.30pm 10.30am 2.30pm WED 19 DECEMBER SIGN-INTERPRETED PERFORMANCE THU 20 DECEMBER 1pm 7pm THU 20 DECEMBER 1pm & 7pm No Performances FRI 21 DECEMBER SAT 22 DECEMBER 1pm 7pm * Due to television commitments, Keith Chegwin will not be appearing at these performances. The role of Wishee Washee SUN 23 DECEMBER 1pm 5pm will be performed by Simon Aylin.

MON 24 DECEMBER TUE 25 DECEMBER WED 26 DECEMBER THU 27 DECEMBER FRI 28 DECEMBER SAT 29 DECEMBER SUN 30 DECEMBER

1pm 5pm No Performances 1pm 5pm 1pm 7pm 1pm 7pm 1pm 7pm 1pm 5pm

WANT THE VIP TREATMENT? For an additional £12 per ticket receive a programme, an ice cream and a pre-show and interval drink.

MON 31 DECEMBER TUE 1 JANUARY WED 2 JANUARY THU 3 JANUARY FRI 4 JANUARY SAT 5 JANUARY SUN 6 JANUARY

1pm 5pm No Performances 1pm 7pm 1pm 7pm 1pm 7pm 1pm* 7pm* 1pm* 5pm*

Enjoy a Fruit Shoot, bag of crisps, sweetie bag and piece of fruit either in our café before the performance or in the auditorium during the show. Buy a KIDS’ YUMMY BOX when booking your show tickets.

KIDS’ YUMMY BOX £3.00

Visit wyverntheatre.org.uk to watch an interview with Aladdin (Liam Ross-Mills) and Princess Jasmine (Lauren Varnham) when they visited Wiltshire earlier this year.

OCTOBER / NOVEMBER

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THE BAY CITY ROLLERS STORY Starring Les McKeown 7.30PM TICKETS £18.50, £20.50 CONCESSIONS £2.00 off FRIENDS £2.50 off

Join Les McKeown for this live celebration of hit songs (including Bye Bye Baby and Shang a Lang), teenage memories and stories full of living nostalgia! With over 300 million albums sold worldwide, Les McKeown was the original voice on every Bay City Rollers hit song!

Visit wyverntheatre.org.uk to read an interview with Les McKeown

THU 1 NOVEMBER

FASCINATING AÏDA The Cheap Flights Tour 7.30PM TICKETS £19.50 Book for Fascinating Aïda and The Vagina Monologues and save £3.00 per top price ticket

Fascinating Aïda are still Britain’s best comedy cabaret trio. This show will include several numbers hot off the press, plus a few old favourites including their infamous anthem to budget travel, Cheap Flights as well as the Dogging Song, a fond homage to the joys of al fresco sex!

Visit wyverntheatre.org.uk to view the YouTube hit Cheap Flights

FRI 2 NOVEMBER

JETHRO 7.30PM

TICKETS £20.50 ADULTS ONLY!

SAT 3 NOVEMBER TS Theatre Productions presents

ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO’S NEST 7.30PM TICKETS £12.00

This show contains strong language and adult themes.

Cornwall’s ambassador of comedy is crossing the county line once again to take you on a fun and wild journey, Jethro style. Hold onto your seats, hats and horses as you are entertained by one of the funniest storytellers in all the land.

Fifty years after the publication of Ken Kesey’s classic novel, TS Theatre Productions bring One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest to the Wyvern stage. Observe R P McMurphy’s fight to retain his individuality despite Nurse Ratched’s demands that he conform. Could it be that a controlled life is easier than a free one?

NOVEMBER SUN 4 NOVEMBER

CHRIS & PUI Roadshow 2012 11AM & 2PM TICKETS £13.00 CHILDREN £11.00 FAMILY TICKET £44.00 (2 adults, 2 children)

TUE 6 NOVEMBER

CBeebies’ favourite double act Chris and Pui are bringing their roadshow to Swindon. See Incy Wincy, Humpty Dumpty, the Grand Old Duke of York and Little Bo Peep all live on stage. Laugh, sing and join in with the Show Me Show Me duo!

RORY BREMNER & FRIENDS

Britain’s top satirical impressionist Rory Bremner brings his repertoire of dozens of characters to the Wyvern.

7.30PM

The Coalition Government, current affairs and probably sport will doubtless feature somewhere.

Featuring Lucy Porter and Ian Shaw TICKETS £18.00

WED 7 NOVEMBER

FREDDIE STARR 7.30PM TICKETS £19.50

The madcap legend that is Freddie Starr is back with an hilarious new show. Freddie has established himself as one of the all time greats, with his place in the Comedy Hall of Fame assured. Don’t miss this evening of madness and mayhem, also featuring music from recording artiste Stephanie Young – and keep your hamster at home!

SUN 11 NOVEMBER

MAGIC OF MOTOWN 7.30PM

TICKETS £23.50 CONCESSIONS £3.00 off

Direct from the States, the UK’s biggest Motown concert show features 36 hits from The Supremes, Temptations, Four Tops, Jackson 5, Stevie Wonder, Marvin Gaye, Lionel Richie and more. An all-new show featuring that original Detroit sound, amazing costumes and dazzling choreography.

NOVEMBER MON 12 NOVEMBER

PAUL CARRACK 7.30PM TICKETS £28.50, £38.50

WED 14 NOVEMBER

JENNY ECLAIR 8PM TICKETS £18.50

Visit wyverntheatre.org.uk and watch Jenny Eclair’s hilarious trailer for her UK tour

Paul’s marvellously soulful voice is known to millions around the world and now the legendary singer, songwriter and former frontman of Ace, Squeeze and Mike & The Mechanics heads to Swindon. Hear Paul Carrack (undoubtedly a key figure in British pop history) perform hits including How Long, Tempted and The Living Years.

Professional Grumpy Old Woman, writer and panto star Jenny Eclair has been round the block that many times she’s lost count. Touring as a stand-up gives her enormous pleasure. It also gives her dreadful varicose veins, but most importantly it gives her partner (St Geof) a bit of a break... help him keep her out of the house, by supporting this show!

Sixth Sense Theatre for Young People and the Wyvern Theatre present

MASTERCLASSES IN THEATRE SKILLS Do you have a passionate interest in theatre? Whether you are a student, writer, performer, designer or director here is an opportunity for you to be inspired by some of the country’s foremost theatremakers. Participants must be aged 16 years and over. THE ROLE OF THE DIRECTOR SAT 2 FEB | 10.30am – 4.30pm THE ACTOR AND THE VOICE SAT 9 FEB | 10.30am – 4.30pm PRODUCTION DESIGN – SET, COSTUME AND PROPS SAT 16 FEB | 10.30am – 4.30pm AN INTRODUCTION TO PHYSICAL THEATRE SAT 23 FEB | 10.30am – 4.30pm AN INTRODUCTION TO STAGE COMBAT SAT 2 MAR | 10.30am – 4.30pm DRAMA SCHOOL PREPARATION – INTERVIEW AND MONOLOGUES SAT 9 MAR | 10.30am – 4.30pm HOW TO WRITE A PLAY SAT 16 MAR | 10.30am – 4.30pm Full programme details sixthsensetyp.co.uk Book your place by calling the Ticket Office on 01793 535 536 COST PER WORKSHOP £18.00 CONCESSIONS £16.00 BOOK 3 OR MORE WORKSHOPS AND PAY ONLY £15.00 each Please note: Workshop dates are subject to change.

NOVEMBER

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16+

LAST FEW SEATS REMAINING THU 15 NOVEMBER

FRI 16 NOVEMBER

JULIAN CLARY

THE IDIOT BAST**D BAND

Master of camp Julian Clary has left the Celebrity Big Brother house and is making his way home to Swindon in search of love. He’s promised to leave no straight unturned. “Because I’m still considered to be quite a catch and because your town is noted for its heterosexuals on the cusp, there’s bound to be stiff competition”, says Julian. A glass of Blue Nun may be available to those who make an effort or anyone named Jason.

Starring comedy legends Adrian Edmondson, Neil Innes, Phill Jupitus and Rowland Rivron. The Idiot Bast**d Band are dedicated to weird and wonderful comic songs – some written themselves, others by Ian Drury, Mel Brooks, The Bonzos and many more...

Position Vacant, Apply Within

Visit wyverntheatre.org.uk to read an interview with Julian Clary

SAT 17 NOVEMBER The Rotary Clubs of Swindon Present

SWINDON’S LAST NIGHT OF THE PROMS Marvel at the talent of Swindon’s Young Musicians and the Waterloo Band of the Rifles and enjoy the patriotic flag waving finale with classics such as Jerusalem and Land of Hope and Glory. This concert will raise funds for the Prospect Hospice and Swindon Young Musicians.

Visit wyverntheatre.org.uk to read an interview with Adrian Edmondson

8PM

7.30PM

TICKETS £21.00

TICKETS £23.50

TICKETS £16.00

SUN 18 NOVEMBER

MON 19 NOVEMBER

EVERY SEAT SOLD

GREG DAVIES

SALLY MORGAN

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THANK YOU FOR HELPING

GREAT ORMOND STREET HOSPITAL Since October 2010 HQ Theatres, alongside its sister company Qdos Entertainment, has been raising money for Great Ormond Street Hospital’s Theatres for Theatres Appeal. To date we have raised £251,000 for the appeal which aims to build new state-of-theart operating theatres at the hospital, which treats very sick children from across the UK. This money has been raised through the generosity of our audiences and the staff of the Wyvern Theatre who have taken part in various fundraising events and activities. We will continue to support the Theatres for Theatres Appeal and your ongoing support is greatly appreciated. On behalf of Great Ormond Street Hospital, a huge thank you.

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NOVEMBER

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THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES 7.30PM TICKETS £19.00, £21.00 Book for Fascinating Aïda and The Vagina Monologues and save £3.00 per top price ticket

‘Laugh out loud FUNNY’ The Independent THU 22 NOVEMBER

LEE NELSON 7.30PM TICKETS £23.50 £2.00 booking fee per ticket

FRI 23 NOVEMBER

TALON

The Best of The Eagles 8PM TICKETS £19.50

Starring TV favourite Clare Buckfield (Dancing On Ice finalist, Two Point Four Children), the fabulous Vicky Entwistle (the feisty Janice Battersby in Coronation Street) and the bubbly and brilliant Hayley Tamaddon (Emmerdale, Dancing On Ice), Eve Ensler’s hilarious Broadway and West End smash-hit returns for one performance only. “hello u blurb readin legend! its Lee Nelson here from off ur tellybox and me n my best mate n fat legend Omelette r coming to a crap town near u! Qwaliteeeeeee! coz the tour was well propa popular im doin a load of xtra dates in 2012! so dont b a mug - stop readin this rubbish n get urself a ticket! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!”

Talon’s 15th Anniversary Tour feature classic Eagles hits from their timeless back-catalogue including Hotel California, Desperado, Life In The Fast Lane and The Last Resort. The show features seven world-class musicians who combine to recreate an astonishingly accurate production.

Visit wyverntheatre.org.uk to watch a video of Talon perform Long Road Out Of Eden

SAT 24 NOVEMBER

MARCUS BRIGSTOCKE The Brig Society 8PM TICKETS £16.00

One of Britain’s finest comedians and broadcasters, Marcus Brigstocke, is bringing his hotly anticipated new show to Swindon. The Brig Society is no less than the total restructuring of every aspect of life in Britain organised through the medium of jokes. See this show – WIN a free hospital or school! Second prize – a major High St bank.

FESTIVE EVENTS

CHRISTMAS EVENTS AT THE WYVERN

Festive events in the Wyvern Restaurant – book early to avoid disappointment!

FRI 30 NOVEMBER & FRI 14 DECEMBER

CHRISTMAS LADIES’ NIGHT Grab the girls and celebrate Christmas at the Wyvern with some hunky male dancers! Enjoy a glass of bubbly on arrival, a delicious meal and, of course, unwrap our outrageous entertainment. DOORS OPEN 7PM TICKETS £35.00

‘We had a fantastic time at the Wyvern on Christmas Eve’ Sara Francis PM

TICKETS £

Visit wyverntheatre.org.uk to view menus for any of our Christmas events

DECEMBER 2012

SAT 1, SAT 15 & THU 20 DECEMBER

TUE 18 & FRI 21 DECEMBER

SAT 29 DECEMBER

Celebrate in style at our Christmas Party Night before Santa pops down your chimney.

The Flaming Feathers perform Burlesque, Charleston and a number of entertaining routines whilst you enjoy a sumptuous three-course meal. Feather boas at the ready!

CLASSIC CHRISTMAS PARTY NIGHT

CHRISTMAS COMEDY CURRY

Enjoy a lavish three-course Indian meal accompanied by some of the best up-and-coming and established acts on the comedy circuit. Drink offers will be available throughout the night to keep the good times rolling!

Ticket price includes threecourse meal, DJ until late, plenty of drinks offers and a themed room.

TICKETS £30.00

SAT 22 DECEMBER

FRI 7 & WED 19 DECEMBER

GOLDEN CHRISTMAS BALL

MURDER MYSTERY DINNER

Enjoy a sumptuous three-course meal as you solve the mystery unfolding before your very eyes! Watch the scenes, interrogate the suspects and search for hidden clues! DOORS OPEN 7PM

DOORS OPEN 7PM TICKETS £30.00

DOORS OPEN 7PM TICKETS £35.00

DOORS OPEN 7PM

CHRISTMAS CABARET

Celebrate this season at our Black Tie event. Ticket price includes canapés and champagne on arrival, threecourse meal, DJ until late and a black and gold themed room. DOORS OPEN 7PM TICKETS £42.00

MON 31 DECEMBER

PARIS AT MIDNIGHT – NEW YEAR PARTY The Wyvern’s ‘arc-de-’ triumph of the Christmas season, with fine cuisine and a free glass of bubbly at midnight, your ticket also includes a drinks reception, four-course meal, DJ until late, a photographer and a cheeky caricaturist! DOORS OPEN 7PM CARRIAGES 2AM TICKETS £45.00

TICKETS £40.00 TICKETS

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JANUARY

FROM SUSAN HILL’S NOVEL, NOW A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE STARRING DANIEL RADCLIFFE The Wyvern is thrilled to host a selection of events that complement ‘the most chilling and successful theatre event ever staged’. These events are free to attend when you purchase a ticket for The Woman In Black but places are strictly limited so book early to avoid disappointment! TUE 8 JAN | PAUL DEVLIN POST-SHOW IN THE WYVERN RESTAURANT Renowned local specialist Paul Devlin will offer insights into his work and engagement with the Spiritual world and will present his team’s findings from their recent paranormal investigation of the Wyvern Theatre. WED 9 JAN | SUSAN HILL 12 MIDDAY IN THE WYVERN RESTAURANT Author of The Woman In Black, Susan Hill will host an exclusive Q&A and book signing session as she talks about the book’s transition from page to stage to screen. THU 10 JAN PARANORMAL SITE INVESTIGATORS BEGINNER’S WORKSHOP 6.30PM IN THE WYVERN RESTAURANT Have you ever wanted to investigate the paranormal but not known where to begin? This one-hour session will answer all your questions and more. SAT 12 JAN | SWINDON GHOST WALK 6.30PM, LEAVING FROM THE WYVERN THEATRE In collaboration with TS Theatre Productions, the Paranormal Site Investigators will lead a haunting walk through Swindon Town Centre.

JANUARY

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THE MOST TERRIFYING LIVE THEATRE EXPERIENCE IN THE WORLD! EVERYBODY IN THE THEATRE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM!

Adapted by Stephen Mallatratt From the novel by Susan Hill

‘The most brilliantly effective spine chiller you will ever encounter. If you haven’t seen this show yet you are missing a treat’ Daily Telegraph

MON 7 – SAT 12 JANUARY Unanimously acclaimed by the critics, Stephen Mallatratt’s stage adaptation of Susan Hill’s bestselling novel combines the power and intensity of live theatre with a cinematic quality inspired by the world of film noir. It is a formula that provides audiences with an evening of unremitting drama as they are transported into a terrifying and ghostly world. A lawyer obsessed with a curse that he believes has been cast over him and his family by the spectre of a ‘Woman in Black’, engages a sceptical young actor to help him tell his terrifying story and exorcise the fear that grips his soul. It all begins innocently enough, but as they reach further into his darkest memories the borders between make believe and reality begin to blur and the flesh begins to creep... Now celebrating its 23rd year in the West End, over seven million people have lived to tell the tale of one of the most chilling and successful theatre events ever staged.

‘A truly nerve-shredding experience’ Daily Mail MON – FRI 7.30PM, WED MAT 2.30PM, SAT 4PM & 8PM TICKETS Mon – Wed 7.30pm, Wed 2.30pm, Sat 4pm £18.00, £21.00, £23.50 Thu – Sat Eve £19.50, £23.00, £26.00 FRIENDS 2 for 1 on Mon 7 January SCHOOLS £13.00 per ticket OVER 60s £2.00 off STUDENTS £13.00

thewomaninblack.com

JANUARY

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TV audiences will have watched Circus of Horrors storm into the finals of Britain’s Got Talent. 7.30PM Now, Swindon audiences can TICKETS £20.00, £16.00 watch them live on stage. This CONCESSIONS £3.00 off outrageous show is packed with new shocks that will take you on The Circus of Horrors completely a whirlwind journey like a Bat out WOWED the audience’ of Hell. The Daily Mail.

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CIRCUS OF HORRORS

SUN 20 JANUARY

IT’S A DISCO NIGHT The Ultimate Disco Party! 7.30PM

TICKETS £17.00, £18.50 CONCESSIONS £2.00 off

Visit wyverntheatre.org.uk for an interview with former A1 member Paul Marazzi

WED 23 JANUARY, WED 13 MARCH & WED 10 APRIL

LUNCHTIME RECITALS

WED 23 JANUARY JOY WALKER piano Joy Walker’s dramatic programme is a real technical showpiece and includes some of the most popular composers for the classical piano. WED 13 MARCH MARLBOROUGH COLLEGE SENIOR MUSIC SCHOLARS Marlborough College enjoys an enviable national reputation for their quality range of music making. This concert will feature outstanding performance of both chamber music and solo items. WED 10 APRIL JOY FARALL clarinet PAUL TURNER piano Joy Farrall’s programme ranges from the elegant lines of Brahms’ first clarinet sonata to the infectious rhythms of Brazil. 1.05PM TICKETS £5.00 TEA & CAKE £3.50

It’s a Disco Night is a disco sing-along, featuring a live band and the voice of 70s icon Tony Blackburn as a virtual DJ. The show features a big screen with all the lyrics and audience participation is encouraged throughout this feel-good night. Fancy dress is encouraged (but not essential).

JANUARY Raymond Gubbay presents

Russia’s acclaimed ballet company returns to Swindon following a sensational season in 2012

THE RUSSIAN STATE BALLET & ORCHESTRA OF SIBERIA SWAN LAKE

TUE 15 JANUARY 7.30PM WED 16 JANUARY 2.30PM & 7.30PM The greatest romantic ballet of all time is brought to life by Tchaikovsky’s haunting and unforgettable score. From the impressive splendour of the Palace ballroom to the moon-lit lake where swans glide in perfect formation, this compelling tale of tragic romance has it all, exquisite ensemble pieces, memorable pas de deux and breath-taking solos.

COPPÉLIA

THU 17 JANUARY 7.30PM Every toy has a story, especially in this charming comedy of errors, with a witty combination of antics and abracadabra set in a dollmaker’s workshop. With sparkling choreography and the animated score of Delibes, Coppélia is perfect for first-time ballet goers, families and everyone in-between.

TICKETS from £30.00 CONCESSIONS & DISCOUNTS AVAILABLE on selected performances VISIT wyverntheatre.org.uk FOR FURTHER DETAILS

JANUARY / FEBRUARY

THE BRAND NEW HIT MUSICAL INSPIRED BY THE MUSIC, LIFE & TIMES OF

BILL KENWRIGHT AND JOHN MILLER PRESENT

‘SIMPLY THE BEST! EMI WOKOMA IS AMAZING’ LAURA THOMPSON • DAILY TELEGRAPH

JANUARY / FEBRUARY

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DIRECT FROM ITS TRIUMPHANT WEST END RUN AT LONDON’S SAVOY THEATRE

★★★★

ARWA HAIDER • METRO

‘SUPERB’

★★★★

FIONA MOUNTFORD EVENING STANDARD

PAUL TAYLOR • INDEPENDENT

QUENTIN LETTS DAILY MAIL

‘JOYOUS’ ‘PHENOMENAL’ ‘TERRIFIC’

A BRAND NEW MUSICAL FEATURING THE CLASSIC HITS WHAT’S LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT•PROUD MARY•PRIVATE DANCER RIVER DEEP MOUNTAIN HIGH•SIMPLY THE BEST AND MANY MORE...

MON 28 JANUARY – SAT 2 FEBRUARY Straight from her sensational West End season, the ‘blistering talent’ Emi Wokoma stars in this ‘slick’ new musical inspired by the life and times of Ike and Tina Turner (The Times). Wokoma’s ‘volcanic voice’ has taken London by storm, critics and audiences alike are raving about Emi’s raw energy and dazzling command of Turner’s classic hits (Daily Mail). Do not miss Wokoma’s star-making performance alongside the complete West End cast including Chris Tummings’ triumphant ‘hissably cocksure and sleazy Ike’ (The Independent), the ‘exuberant Ikettes’ (Daily Express) and the ‘superb’ on-stage band (Metro). The story follows the highs and lows, passions and heartbreak, of Ike and Tina as their careers soared and their marriage crumbled. Full of heart and soul, electrifying choreography, and stunning musical numbers, Soul Sister is sure to have you on your feet, partying the night away. MON – THU 7.30PM, FRI 5PM & 8PM, SAT 4PM & 8PM Visit wyverntheatre.org.uk to see some superb photos from the live stage show.

E-mail a photo of yourself to hello@wyverntheatre.org.uk and we will upload a photo of you with a Tina Turner hair-do to our Facebook page

TICKETS Mon £18.00, £23.00; Tue, Wed and Fri 5pm £21.00, £27.50; Thu 7.30pm, Fri 8pm, Sat 4pm & 8pm £26.00, £30.50 CONCESSIONS £2.00 off FRIENDS 2 for 1 on Mon 28 January

BEST COMEDY OLIVIER AWARD 2 TONY AWARDS

‘DIZZYINGLY ENTERTAINING’ THE TELEGRAPH

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MON 4 - SAT 9 FEBRUARY 2013

TICKETS £17.50, £24.50, £26.00 VisitMon wyverntheatre.org.uk to watch Swindon Town FC’s Luke Rooney TICKETS £17.50, £24.50, £26 FRIENDS 2 for 1 on 4 Feb perform 39 keepy-uppies to celebrate the arrival of The 39 Steps OVER 60S £2.00 off (£3.00 off mid-week mat) OVER 60S £2 off (£3 off mid week mat) STUDENTS £2.50 off STUDENTS £2.50 off FRIENDS 2 for 1 on Mon 4 Feb

GET INVOLVED… TOWN-WIDE READ

In association with Swindon Libraries Swindon Libraries are inviting audiences to become involved in a Town-Wide Read. Local libraries will be giving away 2,000 free copies of The 39 Steps at various outlets throughout Swindon during November – visit www.swindon.gov.uk/libraries to find out how you can take part.

39 STEPS THROUGH SWINDON TOWN CENTRE In association with Swindon Libraries Local Studies Team

Why not learn about the town you live in? Swindon Libraries have created a leaflet, available from any Swindon Library, offering a trail of 39 things to see in Swindon Town Centre. Visit your local library today to pick up your leaflet.

SUN 27 JANUARY

HARRY HILL

Experiments in Entertainment 7.30PM

TICKETS £21.00 (plus £2.00 booking fee)

SUN 3 FEBRUARY

THINK FLOYD The UK’s Number One Pink Floyd Tribute 7.30PM

This extraordinary band are renowned for recreating the atmosphere, visual magnitude and musical excellence of Pink Floyd. Their brand-new show features a host of hits from Dark Side of the Moon, Wish You Were Here, The Wall and The Division Bell.

TICKETS £20.00 CONCESSIONS £1.00 off

Harry tries out new material for a live show that promises incontrovertible proof that God exists. Joined by showband ‘The Harry’s’, there’s a chance to catch up on Harry’s Nan’s latest ailments, the legendary Stouffer the Cat and a debut solo stand-up spot by Gary (Harry’s son from his first marriage and recognisable for his role as Alan Sugar in Harry Hill’s TV Burp). Oh, and maybe a giant sausage.

SUN 10 FEBRUARY

RUSSELL KANE Posturing Delivery 8PM TICKETS £18.50

The outstanding Russell Kane returns to the Wyvern Theatre with his hilarious new show Posturing Delivery.

THU 14 FEBRUARY

Beyond the Barricade returns to the Wyvern with a new show for 2013. With a cast of past principal performers from the West End production of Les Misérables, this production will include songs from Miss Saigon, Phantom Of The Opera, West Side Story, Blood Brothers, The Jersey Boys and climaxing with a spectacular finale from Les Misérables!

BEYOND THE BARRICADE 7.30PM

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TICKETS £20.50 FRIENDS £2.50 off

“What if I’m one of the guys who never has a baby? Why is this not a ‘male subject’? I plan to give birth, live on stage, then raise it – in front of you. Come along!”

PER F VAL ECT F OR ENT I DAY NE’S

FEBRUARY

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Roy Chubby Brown returns with his bluest show yet – he’s still rude, he’s still crude and this time he’s turning headlines into punchlines as his rip-roaring brand of banter continues to burst bellies across the country. Even the most seasoned of fans will be left gob-smacked!

ROY CHUBBY BROWN 8PM TICKETS £21.00

18+ SUN 17 FEBRUARY

LDN WRESTLING Wrestling RUMBLE Mania 3PM

HAL TERMF TREAT!

TICKETS £13.00 CONCESSIONS £2.00 off FAMILY TICKET £44.00 (2 adults, 2 children)

Fast-paced action-packed championship wrestling is coming to Swindon with an afternoon of bodyslams! You can boo the bad guys and cheer on your favourites – featuring top wrestling stars including British Heavyweight Champion Alan Lee Travis, Wrestling politician Richard Parliament, the masked man of mystery The Dark Lord and many more.

WED 20 FEBRUARY

S4K’S THE TEMPEST

A Musical by Shakespeare 4 Kidz 10.30AM & 1.30PM

TICKETS £19.00 UNDER 16s £12.00 SCHOOLS £12.00 + 11th ticket free

THU 21 FEBRUARY

ESSENCE OF IRELAND 7.30PM TICKETS £23.00

‘Every day is St Patrick’s Day when these guys are in town!’ BBC

A storm! A shipwreck! An enchanted island! All under the magical spell of one man – Prospero, the former Duke of Milan. Shakespeare 4 Kidz The Tempest is a mystical, magical, mysterious, musical romantic comedy of revenge, a father’s love for his daughter and the misuse of power. Perfect for those studying Shakespeare at Key Stage 2 and Key Stage 3. The spectacular Essence of Ireland is back with a brand-new show that is bigger and better than ever! With a talented cast of dancers, singers and musicians, Essence of Ireland combines breathtaking dance routines with the very best of Irish music and a touch of Irish craic. You cannot fail to be mesmerised by this truly amazing show.

FEBRUARY / MARCH

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HARDEEP SINGH KOHLI’S INDIAN TAKEAWAY 7.30PM TICKETS £16.00

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Everyone loves a curry – after all, it is Britain’s national dish! Broadcaster, writer and Celebrity Masterchef finalist Hardeep Singh Kohli is on a mission to find the best Indian takeaway in the UK. In this show, he will order a curry live on stage for delivery to the theatre and then will race against time to cook his own sumptuous feast before the takeaway arrives.

SAT 23 FEBRUARY

A VIENNESE STRAUSS GALA 7.30PM

TICKETS £19.00 CONCESSIONS £1.50 off EARLY BIRD OFFER Book before Christmas (25 Dec) and get £2.50 off per ticket

SUN 24 FEBRUARY

THE RAGDOLLS 7.30PM

The Ragdolls are four sensational harmony vocalists who recreate the magic of Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons. This sensational production features many of the band’s worldwide hits including Beggin’, Can’t Take My Eyes Off Of You, Walk Like A Man, Sherry, Big Girls Don’t Cry and many more.

TICKETS £19.00

Soloists from leading opera companies bring you a sparkling new production with their recreation of the romantic Viennese Festive season. Audiences will be transported to a bygone age of glamorous soirées and Strauss waltzes. Featuring highlights from some of the great Operettas of the Strauss family, Kalman and Lehar; including Die Fledermaus, The Merry Widow and many more.

SUN 10 MARCH

TAKE FAT 7.30PM

TICKETS £17.50

Visit wyverntheatre.org.uk and watch Take Fat’s Take That medley on Sky 1’s Don’t Stop Me Now

Take Fat is definitely NOT a tribute band. Take Fat is an XXL larger-than life musical parody act who perform the ‘greatest hits’ of one of the biggest bands in the world Take That combined with hilarious sketches and character cast comedy. A must-see show which is fast, energetic and outrageous!

FEBRUARY

WED 27 – THU 28 FEBRUARY 2013 ‘Somewhere, hidden amongst the thorny brambles is a little kingdom where everyone is very very small...’ From the makers of Peppa Pig comes this BAFTA award-winning television animation for the first time ever live on stage! Holly, a young Fairy Princess, is still learning how to fly and her magic doesn’t always go quite according to plan. Her best friend, Ben the Elf, doesn’t have wings and he doesn’t do magic. But elves are very good at making things, especially toys. They live in the Little Kingdom, a tiny land where flowers and grass rise above the tallest towers. Ben and Holly have fun and games helping Gaston the Ladybird clean up his messy cave, they go on a trip into The Big World with tooth-fairy Nanny Plum, even plan a surprise birthday party for King Thistle, and oops, let’s hope there’s not another jelly flood! Join Ben and Holly, and their friends on this exciting musical adventure packed full of games, songs and laughter on an enchanting journey through the Magical Kingdom. With actors, masks and colourful costumes this beautiful story of elves, princesses and childhood innocence will delight all the family. WED 1PM, 4PM & THU 10AM, 1PM TICKETS £16.50, £14.50, £12.50 CHILDREN £2.00 off FRIENDS £2.00 off FAMILY TICKET (2 adults, 2 children) £49.00 GROUPS OF 10+ 10% off

MARCH

SUN 3 MARCH

SAT 2 MARCH

This season Grand Opera of Belarus brings to you Puccini’s Madam Butterfly and La Bohème, accompanied by a large, live orchestra. SAT 2 MARCH Puccini’s La Bohème is a passionate story of love at first sight. La Bohème is one of the world’s most loved operas, a classic story that never ceases to captivate its audience. SUN 3 MARCH Madame Butterfly is the magnificent story of a trusting Japanese maiden that catches the attention and affections of an American officer. In order to become his bride she must cross cultural boundaries and defy the will of her family. 7.30PM TICKETS £29.00 – £35.00 CONCESSIONS £2.00 off FRIENDS £2.50 off BOOK FOR BOTH £2.50 OFF EACH TICKET

TUE 5 MARCH

A Sadler’s Wells/Russell Maliphant Production

THE RODIN PROJECT

Russell Maliphant Company Russell Maliphant presents his new dance piece, The Rodin Project. After the triumph of his Olivier Award-nominated and Critics’ Circle National Dance Award-winning AfterLight, this new production is inspired by the works of the great French sculptor, Auguste Rodin. Maliphant has collaborated with a group of extraordinary performers, using a movement vocabulary influenced by the dance forms of popping, breaking and contemporary dance, integrated through Maliphant’s language of flow, form and dynamics. Co-produced by Théâtre National de Chaillot, Les Théâtres de la Ville de Luxembourg, and The Joyce Theater New York. Supported by Arts Council England

7.30PM

Photo: Charlotte MacMillan

TICKETS £11.00, £16.00 CONCESSIONS £2.00 off STUDENTS £10.00

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CHRIS ADDISON The Time Is Now, Again 8PM TICKETS £21.00 (plus £2.00 booking fee)

‘Exquisite, super-smart solo show...gloriously funny’ Time Out

FRI 15 MARCH

THE DRIFTERS

The Diamond Dynasty Tour 7.30PM

‘Long live The Drifters; here’s to the next six decades!’ Neil Busato Martin, Sony Music Time Out

The star of The Thick of It and Mock The Week returns with his twice extended, criticallyacclaimed tour The Time Is Now, Again. This is top class stand-up from one of the classiest, toppiest stand-ups around. You should come and see him.

The Drifters 60th Anniversary Diamond Dynasty Tour sees one of the biggest-selling groups of all times return to Swindon. Hear them perform songs such as Under The Boardwalk, Saturday Night At The Movies, Up On The Roof, Kissin In The Back Row, and many more from The Drifters vast back catalogue.

TICKETS £25.00

MARCH

SAT 16 & SUN 17 MARCH

CHINESE STATE CIRCUS Yin Yang

2000 years of tradition explode on to the Wyvern stage with a spectacular extravaganza. This daring, breathtaking and thrilling family show combines all the great Chinese artistes’ traditions with modern production values. Audiences will be astounded by the superb swinging poles, tantalised by the sensational contortionist and amazed by the first UK appearance of the formidable martial artist known as ‘The One’. SAT 5PM & 8PM; SUN 2PM & 5PM

TICKETS £18.00, £22.00, £26.00 CONCESSIONS £1.50 off FAMILY TICKETS £54.00, £64.00, £80.00 (2 adults, 2 children)

WYVERN EVENTS

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Join us in our beach-themed restaurant for Some Enchanted Evening. Enjoy a traditional tropical platter with sharing crisps on all tables and our film screening of the classic 1958 version of Rodgers and Hammerstein musical South Pacific. Including the much-loved songs I’m Gonna Wash That Man Right Outa My Hair and Happy Talk, this evening is guaranteed to be ‘south terrific’. TICKETS £12.50 INCLUDING FOOD

TAKE CENTRE STAGE AT YOUR The Wyvern is the perfect destination for every occasion! If you’re planning a party, celebration, formal dinner or informal buffet our team is on hand to help you get the most from your event. To add some theatrical magic to your event, call Caroline Moore on 01793 535534 or e-mail caroline@wyverntheatre.org.uk

‘All I can say about your team on the night is WOW!!! They were absolutely fantastic, they went above and beyond the call of duty and had a smile on their faces all night.’ Lisa Osman, Zurich Insurance plc

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MARCH / APRIL THU 21 MARCH

THE DUBLINERS 7.30PM TICKETS £21.00

The Dubliners perform all their hits and share their memories from their early days right up to the present.

This sensational Irish folk band formed in Dublin in 1962 and, with a few alterations to the original line-up, continue to perform 50 years on. This is a concert not to be missed!

FRI 22 MARCH

THAT’LL BE THE DAY Brand New 2013 Production 7.30PM TICKETS £23.00

‘What a great value for money show that’ll be the day is. Not to be missed!’ The Daily Mail

SUN 24 MARCH

ABBA FOREVER In Concert 7.30PM TICKETS £19.00 CONCESSIONS £1.00 off

Prepare yourself for a party as the legendary That’ll Be The Day returns by popular demand. This hugely-entertaining rock ‘n’ roll spectacular features an all-new line-up of knock-out hits from the 1950s, 60s and 70s, mixed with loads of new zany comedy routines, to produce a show with a real feel-good party atmosphere. ABBA Forever replicate the unique Abba sound, accompanied by a six-piece band. The wonderful lyrics penned by Benny and Björn are sung in wonderful harmony by all performers on stage.

GIRLS NIGHT’ OUT! WED 3 APRIL

MILTON JONES On The Road 8PM TICKETS £21.00

Milton Jones is back on the road – this time in a show imaginatively entitled On The Road. If you like the stuff he’s done on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo or in any of the nine radio series he’s done for Radio 4 then this is the show for you. Clever, surreal but mainly just stupid stupid stupid. He’s won awards you know.

APRIL THU 4 APRIL

THE SHAOLIN WARRIORS The Shaolin Warriors breath-taking theatrical Kung Fu Show vividly depicts the rarely-seen Kung Fu masters’ feats of agility, strength and skill, using their rigorous martial arts training, featuring 22 professionally trained Kung Fu Masters. You will be amazed and thrilled by The Shaolin Warriors death-defying stunts including qigong, animal imitation boxing, drunken boxing, and fighting. This production boasts gorgeous scenery, atmospheric music, beautiful lights, hundreds of costumes as well as 18 kinds of traditional dangerous weapons! 7.30PM

TICKETS £20.50,£23.50 CHILDREN £2.00 off FAMILY TICKET £70.00 (2 adults, 2 children)

SUN 14 APRIL

THE RUSSIAN COSSACKS 7.30PM

TICKETS £19.50 CONCESSIONS £2.00 off

300 costumes, 40 world-class performers and 1,000 litres of Vodka can only mean one thing – Russian State Dance Ensemble has arrived! The highlight of this spectacular show is the Great Cossack Dance for which special sabres have been made of titanium, ensuring sparks really do fly.

WED 24 APRIL

ANDY PARSONS 8PM

TICKETS £16.00

Andy started in TV on Spitting Image before embarking on a stand-up career which has led to such shows as Mock The Week and Live at the Apollo. This, his fourth show, is his favourite yet – come and get your dopamine fix. Andy Parsons – coming near to a theatre near you – and then throwing his satnav out the window and phoning for directions.

MARCH

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EASTER HOLIDAY FUN! Roald

Dahl

TUE 26 – SAT 30 MARCH This Easter, if you’re looking for fruit-filled fun and whizzpopping wonders, don’t miss James and his Giant Peach! James lives with Aunt Sponge and Aunt Spiker, the most revolting Aunts in England. They make him work and slave and never let him play with other children. Then one day he meets a mystical old man who gives him a bag that contains the strongest magic the world has ever known. When James accidentally spills the bag near an old peach tree, the most incredible things start to happen – and James embarks on the adventure of a lifetime with the most amazing group of characters you could ever meet! The Birmingham Stage Company proudly presents Roald Dahl’s amazing story, following its acclaimed productions of George’s Marvellous Medicine, Horrible Histories and The Jungle Book. TUE – SAT 2PM & 7PM TICKETS £13.00, £15.00, £17.00 CHILDREN £2.00 off OVER 60s £2.00 off FAMILY TICKET £44.00 (2 adults, 2 children)

WED 27 MARCH | 12.30PM WYVERN RESTAURANT Storytellers from the Roald Dahl Museum and Story Centre will present Roald Dahl’s hilarious Dirty Beasts and Revolting Rhymes – fairytales with a twist. This 45 minute event will require lots of audience participation, in the form of help with noises and actions, and is the ideal prelude to the matinée performance of Birmingham Stage Company’s James and the Giant Peach.

Free event when purchasing tickets for James and the Giant Peach – limited tickets, book early to avoid disappointment.

APRIL

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APRIL

MON 8 – SAT 13 APRIL Carla Le Marchant learns a disturbing family secret; her mother, Caroline Crale, died in prison after being convicted for poisoning her father. Caroline leaves an intriguing legacy in the form of a letter professing her innocence and, believing this to be true, Carla is determined to clear her mother’s name. Enlisting the help of Justin Fogg; the son of her mother’s defence lawyer, Carla searches out all the players from her tragic history and brings them back to the scene of the crime to uncover the truth. Suspects, secrets and red herrings abound in this thrilling new production of Go Back for Murder which follows the hugely successful; The Hollow, The Unexpected Guest, And Then There Were None, Spider’s Web, Witness For The Prosecution, Verdict, and Murder on the Nile. A classic ‘Whodunit’ packed with intrigue, murder and suspense from the pen of the great Dame Agatha Christie. MON – SAT 7.30PM, THU & SAT MAT 2.30PM

TICKETS Mon £17.50, £21.50; Tue, Wed, Thu 2.30pm £19.50, £26.00; Thu 7.30pm, Fri & Sat 2.30pm & 7.30pm £25.50, £28.50 CONCESSIONS £2.00 off FRIENDS 2 for 1 on Mon 8 April

APRIL

including hit songs such as Celebration, Blame It On The Boogie, Y.M.C.A, Disco Inferno and We Are Family

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APRIL

MON 15 – SAT 20 APRIL Boogie Nights the Musical in Concert is a jam-packed hit-fest which promises 70 songs from the 70s and an all-star cast. Jimmy Osmond, who first appeared in the award-winning Boogie Nights, will be joined on stage by Gareth Gates (Pop Idol), Louisa Lytton (EastEnders; The Bill; Strictly Come Dancing), Andy Abraham (X Factor), Chico (Dancing On Ice) and Shane Richie Jnr. Boogie Nights the Musical in Concert will feature hit songs such as Celebration, Blame It On The Boogie, Don’t Go Breaking My Heart, Happy Days, Shaft, Y.M.C.A., Yesterday Once More, Disco Inferno, Play That Funky Music, Boogie Wonderland and We Are Family. With a cast of 15 musicians, singers and dancers, this show promises to be the best 70s party you’ll get an invite to in 2013! MON – THU 7.30PM, FRI 5PM & 8PM, SAT 4PM & 8PM TICKETS Mon – Thu 7.30pm, Fri 5pm, Sat 4pm £23.50, £28.50, £30.50, Fri & Sat 8pm £25.50, £30.50, £32.50 CONCESSIONS £2.00 off (excluding Fri & Sat 8pm) FRIENDS £2.50 off

The West End’s original and favourite 70s musical is coming to Swindon with a remixed concert version!

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BOYS FROM STRICTLY

THE REDUCED SHAKESPEARE COMPANY

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APRIL

TUE 30 APRIL

HORMONAL HOUSEWIVES All star cast to be announced!

WED 8 & THU 9 MAY

SUN 12 MAY

The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (abridged) (revised)

The Hormonal Housewives are back, and this time they mean business! Following on from their hugely successful 2012 tour, the girls return to Swindon with hilarious all-new sketches, as well as all the very best bits from last time round. Looking at everything that makes today’s woman tick (or ticked off) from the joys of teenagers, to the hell of IKEA, the madness of holiday reps and the insanity of DIY.

After Pasha Kovalev’s sell-out visit to the Wyvern Theatre in April, the Strictly dancer returns joined by fellow Come Dancing star Artem Chigvintsev for two nights only. This first-class show with be filled with exhilarating dance routines performed by the sensational stars of BBC TV’s Strictly Come Dancing along with two stunning female dancers.

Is your man more James May than Christian Grey? Then grab your girlfriends, and head down to the Wyvern for an hilariously funny evening with the Hormonal Housewives – what they can’t teach you about modern womanhood isn’t worth knowing!

BOOK EARLY TO AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT!

The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (abridged) (revised) is an irreverent, fast-paced romp through the Bard’s plays. The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (abridged) was London’s longest running comedy – ten years in the West End – and now they’re back with the same recycled jokes, just put in a different order. Join these madcap men in tights as they weave their wicked way through all of Shakespeare’s comedies, histories and tragedies in one wild ride that will leave you breathless and helpless with laughter. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll kiss your sanity goodbye.

7.30PM

TICKETS £21.00

TICKETS £23.00 FRIENDS £2.00 off

TICKETS £20.50 £21.50

APRIL

THU 25 – SUN 28 APRIL Following hot on the heels of The Gruffalo’s sell-out tour and his monstrous West End success comes The Gruffalo’s Child – with attitude! The Gruffalo said that no Gruffalo should ever set foot in the deep dark wood... One wild and windy night the Gruffalo’s Child ignores her father’s warning and tiptoes out into the snow. After all, the Big Bad Mouse doesn’t really exist…does he? Tall Stories Theatre Company returns, bringing Julia Donaldson and Axel Scheffler’s award-winning sequel to life in this magical, musical adaptation. Age: 3+ THU 1.30PM, FRI 11AM & 2PM, SAT 10.30AM & 1.30PM, SUN 11AM & 2PM

TICKETS £11.00 SCHOOLS £1.50 off plus every 11th ticket free

COMMUNITY EVENTS

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THE WYVERN THEATRE IS PASSIONATE ABOUT ENGAGING WITH PEOPLE OF ALL AGES The building is a creative hub and has a number of organisations under one roof, including Sixth Sense Theatre for Young People, Reach Inclusive Arts, Create Studios. FRI 9 & SAT 10 NOVEMBER | 7.30PM, SAT MAT 2.30PM

TANWOOD’S BEST OF BRITISH

Swindon’s oldest and most successful performing arts establishment will astound you with a very patriotic extravaganza of song and dance. TICKETS £10.00 FAMILY TICKET (2 adults, 2 children) £30.00 Fri & Sat 2.30pm only

SAT 17 NOVEMBER | 7.30PM WYVERN RESTAURANT Wyvern Theatre Foundation presents RACE NIGHT Join us for an evening at the races! Relax and enjoy a delicious meal and all the entertainment of Ascot or Aintree. Pick a horse from the runners in the programme and place a bet. TICKETS £12.00 (inc basket meal) SUN 25 NOVEMBER | 4PM & 8PM

KENTWOOD’S CHRISTMAS CRACKER

Get your Christmas off to a cracking start with Kentwood’s Christmas Cracker – a real Christmas feast of seasonal music, carols, fun and laughter! TICKETS £11.00

WED 28 NOVEMBER – SAT 1 DECEMBER | 7.30PM & SAT MAT 2.30PM

SWINDON GANG SHOW 2012

This year, the Scout and Guides celebrate 80 years of Gang Shows. We will ‘Do Our Best’ to make this evening great fun for everyone! TICKETS £10.00 CONCESSIONS £2.00 off

FRI 25 & SAT 26 JANUARY Thames Water Amateur Theatrical Society

SNOW WHITE AND THE D.W.A.R.V.E.S

Not-so-bashful employees from Thames Water return for their 16th annual charity show! Enjoy the dopey slapstick humour and audience participation – the perfect pantomime potion! TICKETS £10.00

FRI 1 MARCH | 1PM

MAKING IT A.R.T. is produced by pupils with disabilities, working with professional artists and mentored by members of Partners Theatre Company, Reach’s disabled theatre company. TICKETS Contact Reach on 01793 520318 or email reachinclusive3@btconnect.com

THU 7 – SAT 9 MARCH | 7.30PM

JUDITH HOCKADAY SCHOOL OF DANCE

The pupils and students of the Judith Hockaday School of Dance and Drama college present Feet First. TICKETS £12.00 CONCESSIONS £10.00 (Thu only)

SUMMER YOUTH PROJECT

Don those BAGGY TROUSERS and book your tickets for our 2013 production THU 22 – SUN 25 AUGUST

SUN 7 APRIL 2013

REGISTRATION FROM 10AM

SUMMER YOUTH PROJECT 2013 AUDITIONS After the sell-out success of West Side Story, the Wyvern is looking for enthusiastic, committed and talented young people, aged from 9 to 21, to take part in our 2013 Summer Youth Project production of the Madness musical Our House. Whether you’re looking to take centre-stage or prefer working in the wings, the Wyvern’s Summer Youth Project promises to be an unforgettable fortnight for all involved. The 2013 Summer Youth Project will run from Sun 11 – Sun 25 August. Further information and application forms are available online at wyverntheatre.org.uk or by calling the Wyvern Ticket Office on 01793 524 481.

AARON JENKINS

‘...Everyone in the show is equally important, from the people who are playing the principals down to the little kids. It is lots of team effort – everyone has to be pulling their weight for the final performance.’ Aaron Jenkins, 2012 Summer Youth Project Participant Aaron is now training at Laine Theatre Arts

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MON 13 – SAT 18 MAY Written and directed by Jim Cartwright, The Rise and Fall of Little Voice is a story of music, divas and romance featuring songs by the some of the world’s greatest female stars, including Shirley Bassey, Judy Garland and Barbra Streisand. Starring Beverley Callard (Coronation Street), Ray Quinn (Dirty Dancing, Grease, Legally Blonde) and introducing the sensational Jess Robinson as Little Voice.

Shy Little Voice spends most of her time hidden away with her late father’s record collection, perfecting her astonishing impersonations. Her extraordinary talent remains a secret until she is overheard by local talent scout Ray Say. Determined to hit the big time, Ray sets about creating the show of the century with Little Voice as his star. When the big night arrives, Ray is convinced that this is his last chance for fame and fortune. But has anyone asked Little Voice what she wants?

Q+A with RAY QUINN WED 15 MAY 12.30PM Join us in the Wyvern Theatre Restaurant for a question and

answer session with Ray Quinn. Following the session, our Diner menu will be available for all patrons to enjoy before the matinée performance. This event is free when purchasing tickets for The Rise and Fall of Little Voice – limited availability – book early! 7.30PM, WED & SAT MAT 2.30PM TICKETS Mon & Wed Mat £18.50, £19.50; Tue, Wed & Sat Mat £19.50, £26.50; Thu, Fri & Sat £26.00, £29.50 CONCESSIONS £2.00 off FRIENDS 2 for 1 on Mon 13 May

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BOOKING INFORMATION Online booking 24-hours a day wyverntheatre.org.uk Ticket Office 01793 524481 Book your own seats at a time that suits you using our 24-hour online booking service. It’s safe, secure, easy to use and you can even select your own seats using our interactive seating plan! All bookings are subject to a £1.50 ticket charge capped at £9.00 per transaction. Tickets can be posted to you for an additional £1.00. THE WYVERN THEATRE TICKET OFFICE is open Monday to

Saturday 10am–6pm or until the evening performances start. We are open from 90 minutes before the performance on Sundays and Bank Holidays. We accept most major credit and debit cards. ACCESSIBLE SEATING For

adults who require assistance to attend the theatre, we offer one complimentary carer ticket with your booking when one of the following is presented to a member of the Ticket Office staff: a) proof of Disability Living Allowance b) proof of Attendance Allowance c) Certificate of Visual Impairment

We ask patrons with wheelchairs to note the Wheelchair spaces are designed for standard size wheelchairs – if you have a larger size wheelchair please advise when booking. THE GIFT OF A GREAT NIGHT OUT

Book yourself in one of the boxes or one of our premium seats, which are available at just £4.00 more per ticket than the top price seat. REFUNDS AND EXCHANGES Tickets

purchased will be refunded if a performance has been postponed or cancelled. Exchanges are available to move onto another performance of the same show

subject to availability, with an administration cost of £2.00 per booking. All attempts are made to ensure that the show information and prices are correct at the time that this brochure is printed but may be subject to alterations. Discounts and concessions may be withdrawn at any time at the discretion of the management. From time to time the Wyvern Theatre would like to let you know about future productions we think you might be interested in. If you would prefer not to receive information please inform a member of our Ticket Office staff.

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HOW TO GET TO THE WYVERN THEATRE

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SWINDON is situated in the town centre OLD TOWN 15 minutes from the M4 GROUNDWELL RD (Junctions 15 or 16) and the A419 and A420. Follow the signs to ST the town centre and when approaching LID EUC the Magic Roundabout you will pick up the signs to the Wyvern Theatre.

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‘A magical show …perfect’ Nottingham Post

‘Fresh, bright and funny… lovingly done’ The Stage THU 6 – SUN 9 JUNE

by Mellie Buse and Jan Page

Grandpa in my Pocket comes to the stage for the first time with a whole new ‘Grandpa’ theatre experience for young fans of the hugely popular CBeebies television series.

A brand-new story told by a young ensemble cast who bring all your favourite Sunnysands characters and places to life before your eyes. Imaginative and highly theatrical, children will fall in love with Grandpa in my Pocket all over again. THU 6.30PM, FRI 10.30AM & 6.30PM, SAT & SUN 10.30AM & 1.30PM TICKETS £15.00 CHILDREN £2.00 off SCHOOLS & NURSERIES £11.00 (available on Thu & Fri performances) Based upon the television series Grandpa in my Pocket produced by Adastra Creative Limited.

Sunnysands Pirate, Horatio Heave Ho takes Jason and Jemima on a pirate adventure in search of treasure. But when things go wrong, it’s time for Grandpa to put on his Shrinking Cap and save the day. It’s Teamwork!

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