Mini-Feature
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February 23, 2012
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Two Xavier High School teachers have been selected to take an exam with questions that an average fifth grader should know. It was designed to put their general knowledge to the test and see if they truly are smarter than a fifth grader. English teacher Mrs. Moses, and Theology teacher Mr. Farrell are going head to head in battle. Who will win? Religion or English? Man or woman?
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2. The majority of Navajo tribal lands are located in what U.S. state?.
3. Which one of the Great Lakes starts with an “A”?
Moses: Hungary
Moses: South Dakota
Moses: Lake Alberta
Farrell: Hungary
Farrell: Arizona
Farrell: Lake Alberta
5. Do Polar bears eat Penguins?
6. Is the Ostrich the fastest bird on land?
1. Budapest is the capital of what European country?
Moses: Yes Farrell: No
9. What nation has the longest border with the U.S.?
Moses: Yes Farrell: Yes
10. How many sides does a trapezoid have?
Moses: Mexico
Moses: 5
Farrell: Canada
Farrell: 4
4. Who was the first president to be impeached? Moses: Richard Nixon Farrell: Andrew Johnson
7. How many 8. What was the name of the ship that years is one term for a U.S. the pilgrims first took to get to the U.S.? Representative?
Moses: 2
Moses: The Mayflower
Farrell: 2
Farrell: The Mayflower
WINNER!
“ When it comes to life success, Mrs. Moses wins!” - Mr. Farrell Page Design: Ansley O’Brien & Meg Michalski, Info : Jack Collins, and Photos By: Ansley O’Brien