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National Speaker in KwaDukuza By Xpress Reporter

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The KwaDukuza Municipality (KDM) Mayor, Councillor Ricardo Mthembu informed 500 senior citizens of governments commitment to the interests of marginalized groups at a special year-end engagement which saw an exchange of gifts between government leaders and senior citizens on Tuesday, 15 December 2015. “We wish to thank the Thuthukani Day Care Centre for recognizing our work as government leaders. We also appreciate the Speaker of the National Assembly, Honourable Baleka Mbete for fulfilling her promise by revisiting the Day Care Centre once again this year. “We attach special importance to the character of her leadership as purely being based on humanitarian values which says a lot about her commitment to marginalized groups in society,” said Mthembu. Thuthukani Day Care Centre has on record, over 500 senior citizens who are randomly taken care off during the day.

In her key-note address, Honourable Baleka Mbete said elderly citizens must tell the stories about their past in a bid to influence the culture and future of other generations. “Being with you here is a blessing. You are precious and valuable citizens, you represent the history of and the future of our country so you need to tell the stories that you have never got a chance to tell in the past about the history and heritage of our country. “It is a principle matter that we respect the constitutional rights of our elderly citizens. Most importantly we as government should improve the lives of our senior citizens,” said Mbethe. The engagement with Honourable Mbete was aimed at providing a public participation platform for senior citizens to engage on issues affecting them which in turn will influence the work of Parliament in conducting oversight and assessing how the legislation contributes in the transformation of the lives of citizens, in particular senior citizens.

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· Community leader shot by taxi security - Two men are lucky to escape with their lives after allegedly being fired upon by taxi security with high calibre weapons on Sunday, 11 January 2015 at 11am. Local community leader Imam Hanif Pandor and Moulana of the Stanger Jamia Masjid along with his out of town brother-in-law, Farook Randera (50) were leaving the Dawnside Area after their desired mechanic was closed. · Hit men ambush taxi boss - A taxi owner from the Maphumulo Taxi Association and one of 15 alleged hit men were the latest victims of taxi related violence that took place at Primrose Road in Stanger Manor on Wednesday at approximately 6:30am… A security convoy (in which the taxi owner was in) was proceeding through Stanger Manor… in an alleged drive by.

February 2015 · Bakkie ferry for learners…dangerous - In the local primary school we spotted a van bearing an ND registration dropping off children. The driver relied on his review mirror to see that learners got off the rear of the vehicle. Approximately 14 learners were seated in the back. · MEC visits Stanger Hospital - The member of executive council or MEC for Health in KwaZulu-Natal, Dr Sibongiseni Maxwell Dhlomo paid a visit to the Stanger Provincial Hospital on Monday amidst controversy. It followed reports of the death of a 30-old-woman who allegedly fell violently ill after her bowel was accidentally punctured during a Caesarean section delivery.

YEAR IN REVIEW

2015 Guelderland), among various high ranking SAPS officers and peers, on Wednesday, 1 July 2015 the Brigadier was in the company of his immediate family. In his farewell speech, he said: “I am going with my fiancé and the kids to start a new chapter of my life, to start a new race. My race is run. · Mandeni Youth off to China - Ten students within the Mandeni Municipality will travel to China to May 2015 be trained in textile and clothing manufacturing for two months. Yiting Africa has invested R50 million and plans t o o p e n a manufacturing plant in Mandeni, which will see the employment of 150 women within Manor Primary anti xenophobia demonstration - HEED THE CALL: As part of the phenomenon of anti-xenophobia protests that is sweeping the the Municipality. nation, Manor Primary learners were in full cry on Friday morning. Their SAPS. · 300 left unemployed - The Isithebe branch of manufacturing conglomerate SA Leisure (Pty) Ltd as well as the national company was forced to close down overnight and was placed under “voluntary liquidation”… approximately 300 employees from the local branch… were blindsided by the move.

placard demonstration got the attention from motorists who hooted in acknowledgement near the Engen Garage area.

· Educators back to school after department interdict - The South African Democratic Teachers Union (SADTU) eThekweni North Region or members from the Ilembe District… with protests against District Director of the Ilembe Region: Thembinkosi Vilakazi proving futile after almost two weeks. · Deity “miraculously” produces ashes - A Darnall family, who are devotees of Lord Shiva or (Shaivites), claim that their deity is Heavy rains flood KwaDukuza - WATERED DOWN: The “miraculously” producing Ilembe Disaster Management Centre near the intersection of Haysom Road and the R102 showing signs of the heavy ashes from its eye. rainfall that came down in torrents in the early hours of · Public upset over CT Scan Monday morning machine - It was a historic day for the March 2015 Stanger Provincial Hospital when · Murder in Newtown - The they launched their Computerized KwaDukuza SAPS are seeking Tomography (CT) scan facility on assistance from the public with Tuesday, 8 May 2012 (three years regards to the alleged murder of a ago). woman at Newtown on Wednesday at 2:20pm. According to spokesperson June 2015 Inspector Johannes Khoza, a case of · Billion rand budget adopted - At a murder of an Indian female with stab special full council meeting… wounds to her right side neck has (KDM) Mayor: Councillor NR been opened. “She was lying on the Mthembu; revealed the adopted floor and there were people who were budget in a landmark speech on standing outside the house at 20 Thursday, 4 June 2015. KwaDukuza Peterson Road Newtown. Municipality will be spending R 1.5 · Swarm of bees kills man - Police Billion in the 2015/2016 financial are investigating the exact cause of year, beginning in July. death as it relates to a man who was · Ilembe residents awoken by plucking fruit and was subsequently tremors - Residents from various attacked by a swarm of bees on areas within the KwaDukuza Monday, 16 March 2015. This Municipality, Mandeni Municipality incident happened on the N2 and further have reported feeling two highway near the Mandeni toll plaza. tremors early in the Youth Day

April 2015 · Local educator detained for sexual assault - A local secondary school educator was allegedly arrested at the KwaDukuza Circuit office by police officers on Tuesday after an 18-yearold female learner from the school he teaches in allegedly opened a case of sexual assault at the KwaDukuza

morning 16 June.

July 2015 · Brigadier Hastibeer bids farewell! - The Cluster Commander of the Ilembe District, Brigadier Derek Captain-Hastibeer will be leaving the police force… officially next month. In a farewell function hosted at the Sanibonani Lodge (New

celebrated at the Recreation grounds on Heritage Day, 24 September 2015. The historical event held on this specific day annually and exclusive to KwaDukuza has mesmerized the town folk and people the world over for decades and decades. · Ilembe workers on the rampage Workers from the Ilembe District Municipality (IDM) embarked on a strike that started on Wednesday, 30 September 2015 and ended periodically on Thursday. According to Ilembe Communications Director, Zee Nqala the “unprotected / illegal industrial action” was with regards to a Group Life Scheme that was 'consensually' terminated in 2012.

November 2015 · KwaDukuza citizens alleviate drought - Due to the efforts from various professionals and willing community members, KwaDukuza got water within a week… nay days. Within a matter of days, the professional called a local lad, Amaresan Moodley to enquire whether he knew of anyone who would be prepared to render assistance in the form of an excavator in order to break up the dams. · Humanitarian stalwart passes on The community of KwaDukuza and its surrounds are still reeling in shock after the untimely passing away of Maduray Naidu, known affectionately as Deva on Sunday, 22 November 2015. Active with the Dolphin Coast Hospice Association (DCHA) for many years as its secretary and the Child Welfare SA: KwaDukuza serving as its Vice President.

August 2015

· Tinley Manor's pioneering women - Tinley Manor Beach is home to a breed of women who take on challenges for the betterment of the community. This Club began its work 22 years ago and it is still going strong under the stewardship of Fozia Khan. · Stalwart attorney passes on - It was a very sad day for citizens when well known and respected member of the community, Mr Jay Prakash Pundit, a stalwart attorney passed away at St Augustine's Hospital on Monday afternoon after undergoing extensive surgery. · Community stalwart's legacy remembered - The Ex-Chairman of the KwaDukuza Stanger Sunni Muslim Congregation and trustee, Mr Ismail Omarjee passed away at 78-years-old recently. Omarjee's dedication to social upliftment and vernacular education is a testament to the legacy that will live on in the minds of many.

September 2015 · Scores of Swazi maidens die in horror crash - A speechless and tragic loss of life involving 65 Swazi young women, including maidens (imbali); happened at the Mbabane, Manzini Highway on Friday night en route to Swaziland… which took place on Sunday. · Manor Community Hall officially opened - The event was earmarked as an official opening of the christened “Stanger Manor Community Hall” replete with a commemorative plaque which was unveiled after the Honourable Mayor cut the green ribbon, with role players alongside him.

1860 settlers' legacy honoured - The town of Shakaskraal played host to a significant milestone in the history of the lineage of current day Indians in South Africa on Thursday, 19 November 2015. ETERNAL MONUMENT: The spectre and history enshrined within this monument is a testament to the legacy of the local Indian forebears

December 2015 · National Minister visits KwaDukuza - National Minister of Trade and Industry, Dr Rob Davies visited Child Welfare SA: KwaDukuza and Hesto Harnesses on Monday, 7 December 2015. · “KwaDukuza has enough water to last 2 years...” - Piped water has returned to KwaDukuza, however there are many areas still awaiting normality of the basic service rendered by the Ilembe District Municipality (Ilembe). After operations were in full swing and water started coming back into our lives, the Mayor says: “We only have 120 days of water supply left.” However Moodley with passion claims that what the Mayor is saying is not true. KwaDukuza has enough water.

October 2015 · King Shaka's legacy celebrated - Shaka's Day, as the entire Ilembe Region calls it; was

WHAT DROUGHT: According to Amarasen Moodley (in picture) three bodies of water like these are set up to supplement the lifeblood of KwaDukuza the Mvoti River

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Pick n Pay INSPIRED BY YOU: The management and staff of Pick n Pay wish the community a joyous Christmas and a prosperous New Year

Old boys in blue on the beat

ALL OVER: The Old Boys on Thursday, 17 December 2015 nabbed a suspect and recovered a stolen Hi-Lux in Maphumulo

By Xpress Reporter

The Old Boys of KwaDukuza SAPS rollicking momentum in nabbing criminals is putting police back in the forefront of executing their duties and

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regaining the public trust. Two officers, Ramprotal (Rampies) and Manivasen are like magnets to crime busting as they say. On Tuesday, 15 December the pair were travelling from Phoenix coming towards Tongaat. Along with two CPF members they nabbed a suspect by flushing him out of a bushy area. However the suspect ran and was almost knocked down by oncoming traffic then

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“The water shortage is also an 'induced' one”

If the comments attributed to MEC Nomusa Dube Ncube for local government in KZN as quoted by Cllr MS Sing in his article on the Water Crisis have been correctly reported, then perhaps the views of Dr Turton would place the real crisis facing us all in a better perspective. South Africa's water shortage is not simply the result of the current drought says water expert Dr Anthony Turton. “The water shortage is also an 'induced' one,” says Turton. “It stems from a lack of strategic planning, a loss of skills to 'transformation', and the fact that poorly functioning waste-water treatment plants are spewing close on 4 billion litres of untreated or partially treated sewage into the country's dams and rivers every day.” These sewage spills are the most serious of the many problems in the water sector. “Just as a small volume of oil destroys the quality of a large volume of water, so a small source of persistent sewage has essentially the same effect.” Sewage discharges are also driving the eutrophication (excessive richness of nutrients in a lake or other body of water) of most major dams. Eutrophic water is characterised by the presence of high levels of nutrients, which in turn promote the

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growth of cyanobacteria, commonly known as blue-green algae. One very common species of cyanobacteria produces a potent toxin known as microcystin. This is chemically similar to cobra venom. It is also carcinogenic (cancer-producing) and damages the liver and central nervous system. Warns Turton: “The microcystin levels found in a number of major dams including Hartbeespoort, Hazelmere, Midmar and the Vaal Dam are amongst the highest ever measured in the world. “Microcystin toxin levels become a concern in developed countries at far below the levels commonly found in South Africa. “Moreover, nothing is being done here to remove the toxin. There are only two known technologies capable of neutralising microcystin, and neither is in mainstream use in any of the country's bulk potable water treatment plants. “Worse still, no one knows whether these technologies can in fact neutralise microcystin at the concentrations found in South Africa. In this regard, we are truly flying blind.” Instead of dealing with these difficult issues, the Government is under-reporting the extent of eutrophication. Official reports suggest that only 5% of the national water resource is at risk, but a recent study by the Council for Scientific and

Industrial Research (CSIR) has found that at least two thirds of South Fax 032 552 2133 or email your letters to timesmedia@telkomsa.net. STRICTLY NO LETTER WILL BE USED WITHOUT A PROPER NAME, ADDRESS AND CONTACT DETAILS. Africa's largest dams are The Editor cannot be held responsible for any information in the Letters to the Editor already eutrophic. column. This column is intended to be a platform and forum for those members of the The more eutrophication community who have an opinion on a certain issue, which does not necessarily reflect the views of the Xpress Times. Please note some letters will be shortened to proceeds, the more the 38 accommodate all correspondence. Those utilizing the column must please ensure that name, address and telephone numbers are submitted for our reference; however, billion cubic metres of your a pseudonym will be used when requested by the writer. The Editor reserves the right water in our dams are not to publish a letter. likely to become unusable. “This looming disaster Our country has made considerable could have been avoided if a rigid concept of progress towards consolidating and transformation had not been allowed to implementing the principles enshrined in trump the imperative to safeguard public our constitution but I hope “corruption” health,” says Turton. fades away now!! Murders, rape, hijacking, Source: IRR Media Release excerpt from with minority groups becoming soft targets the Liberty Report for criminals, have persisted unabated, often Y Kara at an untenable rate despite illustrious manifestos and promises made by politicians lobbying support from constituents. MAY YOU ALL BE We have noticed major changes in our BLESSED education system to fast-track pupils from the disadvantaged sectors of our community As the year 2015 fades into the past and trust that all are afforded equal heralding in the New Year, and we celebrate opportunities and resources to acquire our success, it becomes necessary to also education in a land that requires skills and critically review our achievements and feats human assets to positively transform the so that we constructively formulate economy. resolutions for a brighter future. Generally, We look forward to positive change in the significant events that impacted strongly on new year from all sectors and individuals our lives determine the resolutions we make that will add brilliance and luster to our to face the challenges of the future with rainbow nation in its commitment towards renewed vigor. the promotion of goodwill, peaceful coexistence and economic prosperity. We want to learn lessons from the past and to grow from the mistakes we have previously made. It is the dream of every citizen to feel a sense of belonging to a new democracy that is committed to bringing joy, peace and prosperity for all South Africans. But crime is destroying the every core of human existence and needs urgent government intervention. I believe, as a political and community activist I will remain the eyes, ear and voice of the people and I to echo positive vibes from all levels including those at grass-roots that reverberate the powerful message of JOYOUS: The Dolphin Coast being truly proud South Africans. Our Hospice Association (DCHA) dreams and resolutions must be translated hosted its year-end celebration on Wednesday, 9 December into positive outcomes and reality and “not 2015. Seen are board members illusions that fade with the winds of with Guests of Honour, Mr SV change”. I wish you all a MERRY Naicker and Councillor Sandeep CHRISTMAS and a PROSPEROUS NEW Oudhram. YEAR. May all of you be blessed and your desires fulfilled. “God Bless South Africa”. Roy Naidoo - Darnall Political and Community Activist

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Stanger SuperSpar GOOD FOR YOU: The management and staff of Stanger SuperSpar wish all customers a joyous festive season. Customers can continue to look forward to excellent service in 2016

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WISHING YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS... GLOWING WITH PEACE, JOY & PROSPERITY

The children of Christian Community Ministries (CCM) together with the management and staff of the Xpress Times wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

The reality of Christmas

Matthew 1: 18 25: “V18: Now the birth of Jesus Christ was on this wise: When as his mother Mary was espoused to Joseph, before they came together, she was found with child of the Holy Ghost. V19: Then Joseph her husband, being just a man, and not willing to make her a public example, was minded to put her away privily. V20: But while he thought on these things, behold, the angel of the Lord appeared unto him in a dream, saying, Joseph, thou son of David, fear not to take unto thee Mary thy wife: for that which is conceived in her is of the Holy Ghost. V21: And she shall bring forth a son, and thou shall call his name JESUS: for he shall save his people from their sins. V22: Now all this was done, that it might be fulfilled which was spoken of the Lord by the prophet saying, V23: Behold, a virgin shall be with child and shall bring forth a son, and they shall call his name Emmanuel, which being interpreted is, God with us. V24: Then Joseph being raised from sleep did as the angel of the Lord had bidden him, and took unto him his wife V25: And knew her not till she had brought forth her first born son: and he called his name JESUS.” The birth of Jesus Christ presents to mankind the impeccable work of God the Father as humanity and deity

worked harmoniously to fulfil the prophetic declaration found in Isaiah 9:6 “For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given, and the government shall be upon his shoulder, and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The Mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.” The birth of Jesus is the manifestation of heaven's authority, power and purpose displayed on earth. The celebration of Christmas does not find its substance and completeness in external activities and emotions. It is the realisation that a Saviour, a King was born to save humanity and reposition man to his original relationship with his maker. The birth of a Saviour was to alter the course of mankind from death and decay to one of everlasting life. It brought with it the elements of love, joy, peace and goodwill. The arrival of Jesus as Saviour reconfigured the destiny of mankind. It facilitated a continuous fellowship with Emmanuel (God with us). The spirit of Christmas brings with it undeniable hope and unassuming love. All of this made available to humanity by the birth of Jesus Christ. As we celebrate Christmas, our primary focus must be on Jesus, for it is only then that the reality of Christmas can be experienced. Pastor Marcus Jeyaprasad Christian Community Ministries (CCM)

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