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Alan Thicke, 69

HE DIDN DIIDN’T HAVE TO DIE! The medical mistake that killed TV dad ®

1947 - 2016

PLUS: The Growing Pains star

NOBODY KNEW!

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SECRET MILITARY TRIBUNAL CONVENED IN LONDON

CHARLES ON TRIAL FOR DIANA’S

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MURDER!

THE PRINCESS MOMENTS BEFORE DEATH CROWN PROSECUTORS:

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Aging movie stud KEVIN COSTNER must be in character for his Western sequel Dances With Baldness

DENTAL FLAWS

Where’s a toothpick when you really need it, girl? RIHANNA digs deep to dislodge lunch out of her teeth. Yuck!

HOMELY & GARDENS

Design maven MARTHA STEWART looks like she’s disco-bound in this bizarre gold lamé get-up

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All is lost on pasty, paunchy ROBERT REDFORD, whose Sundance Kid days are long gone!

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BEAUTY’S BEAST

WILL SMITH goes into attack mode at the world premiere for his new flick Collateral Beauty.

Jeez, the movie wasn’t THAT awful!

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INSIDE GLOBE COVER STORIES Justice for Diana!...........6-7 Alan Thicke didn’t have to die! ...............................16-17

BREAKING NEWS

Neighbor from hell!............. 8 Angie’s mind games destroying Brad! ................. 9 Garth & Trisha: Deadly addiction! .................... 10-11 Brady kid fired for gay slurs! ...........................18 Farrah’s secret life as a thief!..........................26 Idol blew out my eardrum!......... 33 Jim Parsons’ idiotic dream....45 Old hag Madonna can’t beat the clock ............ ...53 Quadriplegic PG bride’s sex 26 secrets!.......... 55 Dying Shannen’s brave battle!...................... 57

TRUE CRIME

Wife on the run shot dead by cruel monster!

Cops put bite on fake dentist!

Catwoman’s love rat busted ........................ 20-22

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BREAKING NEWS

JONBENET DNA TEST BLUNDER EXPOSED! T

HE stalled JonBenet Ramsey murder case is ready to heat up — now that cops believe they FINALLY have the tools to crack the case!

In a bombshell revelation, Colorado authorities say they will leverage the latest in DNA technology to re-analyze evidence from the tiny beauty queen’s crime scene.

The new, high-tech dragnet will reopen the search for suspects!

JonBenet was only 6 when a deranged fiend sexually violated and strangled her to death on Dec. 26, 1996 — INSIDE her family’s ritzy Boulder, Colo., home.

B o u l d e r authorities confirmed they plan to ask the state’s Bureau of Investigation to apply the most modern and sophisticated DNA tests available.

The findings will be cross-checked with an FBI database that includes genetic profiles from more than 15 million known offenders and arrested people — as well as 738,000 unsolved cases nationwide!

The development comes after a joint investigation by the Boulder Daily Camera newspaper and KUSA-TV in Denver discovered flaws in

Stunned cops p order NEW exams as cold case heats up after 20 years

New DNA tests will widen the net in the brutal slaying of JonBenet (above), who died in the home of parents, John and Patsy Ramsey (left)

the accepted interpretation of DNA evidence from JonBenet’s panties and longjohns.

Multiple experts found evidence casting doubt on the assumption the DNA pointed to an “unknown Male 1.” That theory supported the notion of an intruder at the Ramsey home — and deflected

suspicion away from multiple suspects, including the girl’s family.

Now Colorado cops plan to employ new, more sensitive evidence kits that identify AT LEAST 20 DNA “points of comparison,” rather than the 13 used since 1997.

This sophisticated test will cross-check the DNA found on JonBenet against the genetic profiles stored in the FBI’s sprawling Combined DNA Index System.

BREAKING NEWS

NICOLE KIDMAN’S

BOOBS GO BUST!

NOW The actress was back to being flat-chested at the Critics’ Choice Awards on Dec. 11

Keith’s wife pancake-flat after implant disaster - doc says

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CREEN siren Nicole Kidman realized her lifelong fantasy of having big knockers by getting breast implants, but her dream bosom turned into a nightmare, sources say.

Terrified they’d explode and she could end up sick, scarred or poisoned, the once flat-chested 49-year-old Lion actress had her treasured chest removed, insiders say.

“She doesn’t want anything toxic inside her body,” a pal says.

Plastic surgeon Dr. Anthony Youn, who has not treated the actress, says Nicole appears to have “had her implants removed. Her size appears to have gone from a small C to an A. She still looks great, implants or not!”

After getting her boobs boosted, the 5-foot-11 natural redhead began “worrying nonstop that her implants had burst and would start poisoning her.

For all she knew, they may have

THEN TH HEN Nicole shows off her breasts in 2014

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exploded! She became increasingly terrified — like the case of sickly Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Yolanda Foster,” says the source.

Yolanda had discovered silicone was “free floating” through her body and

documented her agonizing ordeal to remove the ruptured implants on her Bravo reality show.

As GLOBE previously reported, Dolly Parton had her famous, massive fake mammaries downsized after her implants exploded!

Meanwhile, Nicole, mother of daughters Sunday Rose, 8, and

Faith, 5, with singer hubby Keith Urban, has become more fearful for her own mortality since her dad Anthony passed away in September 2014, say friends.

“Nic’s terrified of leaving her two little girls without a mommy,” says a source. “She’s set on growing old and gray and seeing them marry and have kids of their own.

“She’ll be damned if she’s going to let anything get in the way of a long life with her family.”

“She’s glad to get the fear off her chest!”

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R O YA L C O V E R S T O R Y

GLOBE WORLD EXCLUSIVE!

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RINCE Charles has been arrested by military police for the murder of Princess Diana — and is awaiting trial by a topsecret tribunal convened by his mother, Queen Elizabeth!

Now “chaos and crisis” reign as word of Charles’ shocking sealed indictment circulates through the highest levels of the British government, well-connected sources tell GLOBE. Charles, 68, is maintaining he didn’t kill Diana. Under British law he is presumed innocent, but sources say the pressure is on the prince to prove he’s not guilty when the secret court hears his case in late spring.

It will be an uphill battle for the Prince of Wales — the mountain of evidence against Charles is “damning,” says a source close to the investigation.

“They’ve got him stitched up pretty tight,” says the source. “Word is key players in the murder conspiracy are ready to turn on Charles to save their own skins — and new forensic evidence leads right to his doorstep.”

As GLOBE revealed, a new top-secret autopsy — using forensic techniques unavailable 19 years ago — revealed remote “traces of the poison saxitoxin” in Diana’s liver, heart and bone marrow.

Shockingly, the quick-acting toxin is frequently used by British spy services, who are said to have played a major role

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Princes Harry and William ordered Diana’s body exhumed — after talking to The Queen

JUSTICE JU J The probe found Diana was pregnant by lover Dodi Fayed (left)

i Diana’s in Di ’ 1997 d death th after ft a car crash in a Paris tunnel.

Medical examiners found proof Diana was pregnant with her Muslim lover, Dodi Fayed, which investigators say was Charles’ motive for murder!

Fayed died after his Mercedes — driven by a drugged driver Henri

Paul — slammed into a pillar as he and his blonde lover raced away from Paris’ Ritz Hotel.

“We must conclude the subject [Diana] was the victim of a homicide,” the new coroner’s report reads.

“Toxicology indicates a lethal injection of saxitoxin was administered while subject was still alive — shortly after the crash — which caused paralysis and respiratory failure.

“While subject sustained severe internal injuries and blunt-force trauma, none appear to be significant enough

CHARLES CHARGED WITH EX-WIFE’S BRUTAL MURDER IN SSEALED INDICTMENT Diana and Dodi (left) before they crashed. A lethal injection at the scene finished off the princess!

FOR DIANA! Autopsy ordered by William & Harry FINALLY uncovers smoking gun proof

to cause death.”

Comparing their results to the original post-mortem conducted immediately after Diana’s death, the scientist hired by Diana’s sons William and Harry found “abnormalities” indicating tissue samples and body fluids had been switched with samples from another, unknown, source.

“After reviewing newly discovered cell phone recordings and other evidence, the investigators concluded Charles plotted Diana’s execution and his

cronies in the spy services carried it out,” says the insider.

“They got an indictment from a secret military court normally used for spy trials.

“The presiding officers ordered Charles’ immediate arrest.”

Incredibly, William, 34, and Harry, 32, are behind Charles’ stunning fall — after their grandmother Elizabeth told them her oldest son “fixed the brakes” on Diana’s car!

William and Harry secretly had Diana exhumed from her

island resting place on her family’s estate, Althorp, and had a second autopsy performed.

The explosive results led to a shocking face-to-face confrontation with their father — who stunningly confessed, “I killed Diana! I did it. I had no choice!

“Your mother was a threat to the future of the monarchy!”

William and Harry were devastated, says the source.

The Queen, 90, ordered a third autopsy. “The results confirmed her worst nightmare — Charles

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had to be prosecuted,” says the source.

“Charles’ arrest was very hush-hush, but I’m told he was outraged, yelling, ‘You can’t do this! I’m going to be king!’ But his supporters are running away from his cause.”

His second wife, Camilla, “went berserk, spewing vile threats and vowing to fight the charges to the bitter end. Charles will carry out his royal duties until the trial — but this disaster may spell the end of the monarchy.”

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REAL LIFE

Security camera video caught the neighbor fooling around with wind chimes on Jillian’s porch

NEIGHBOR FROM

HELL!

Steve was confronted

by Jillian’s mom about stolen items — which reappeared soon after, along with a note and bottle of beer (below)

California cutie claims spurned suitor raids porch and vomits and pees on car!

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OOR Jillian Lester is at her wits’ end trying to cope with her “neighbor from hell,” who she accuses of showering her car with reeking human waste and stealing items from her front porch!

In the latest outrage, the 27-year-old Woodlands Hills,

Jillian and boyfriend Michael, who spotted her neighbor peeing on her car 8 GLOBE / January 2, 2017

Calif., beauty found her auto covered with poop, pee and vomit.

She says her neighbor Steve, who wants to date her mom, is behind the foul play!

“I feel like I’m at the breaking point,” says the receptionist at Calabasas Academy of Dance.

Jillian, along with other neighbors and the homeowners association, has repeatedly complained to cops, but says they’ve taken no action.

The outrageous incidents began six months ago when Jillian and family members noticed items missing from their yard and front porch.

She installed security

KTLA

cameras, and one night they filmed Steve on the front porch, looking like he was trying to steal wind chimes.

After Jillian’s mom confronted him, the missing items mysteriously appeared on the porch with a note and bottle of beer.

More notes followed, and then Steve asked Jillian’s mom for a date — which she refused.

After that, Jillian says marks began appearing on her car.

Her boyfriend, Michael Kessler, told her he spied

Steve peeing S o her car. on The final straw was Jillian coming out recently to find her car covered with human waste and vomit!

She says her complaints to cops, along with those of other neighbors, have been ignored.

When KTLA reporter Kacey Montoya confronted Steve, he denied he was responsible for any of the incidents..

Now, fed-up Jillian plans to seek a restraining order against her “neighbor from hell.”

“Something needs to happen,” says Jillian. “It’s driving me nuts.”

CELEBRITY NEWS

ANGIE’S MIND GAMES DESTROYING BRAD! Paranoid Pitt thinks his home is bugged & he’s being followed

— pals say

Angelina’s campaign to keep full custody of the kids has given Brad a major mental breakdown, say insiders

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ASTY Angelina Jolie’s toxic speaks inside his rental house … he divorce war with Brad Pitt has writes things down, believing it’s bugged turned the movie hunk into a with listening devices and cameras.”

It’s no surprise he’s rattled. bonkers, paranoid mess, say Thanks to Angelina, Brad was sources. investigated on charges he The mentally melted 52-yearassaulted their 15-year-old old Allied star is constantly son Maddox during a prilooking over his shoulder — vate flight! fearing he’s being spied on, California officials invesfollowed and even poisoned tigated and cleared him. But

by Angie, 41, mother of his six due to the probe, Angie got children!

Brad was cleared “Brad is obsessed with the idea of Maddox assault the court to give her temporary full custody of the kids. that Angie is watching him, and Now Brad can only have limited visiI mean every breath he takes,” says an tation, on the okay of a court-appointed insider.

“When he leaves the house, he thinks shrink. He also has to submit to four she has spies tailing him by car, and he is random drug and booze tests a month.

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a boozer and druggie and his substance abuse fueled bad behavior with the kids.

Brad’s suffered a major mental breakdown from all the stress — in the form of paranoia, says a source.

The Troy star is so paranoid, he’s terrified Angie will arrange for a waiter to spike his food with booze “so that he tests positive for alcohol in his blood test,” adds the source.

“Brad is barely keeping it together. At the rental where he is staying, he is constantly checking behind phones, even the toaster, to see if there is a hidden monitoring device.

“He’s sure Angie is trying to catch him doing something so she can use it against him and keep his kids from him!”

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BREAKING NEWS

GARTH & TRISHA:

KILLER ADDICTION! G

IGANTIC Garth Brooks and his tubby wife, Trisha Yearwood, can’t stop eating — prompting a medical expert to warn that country music’s First Couple seems “addicted to food” as they pack on a staggering amount of weight.

Dr. Stuart Fischer, author of The Park Avenue Diet, says the stars each look like they’re carrying an extra “40 to 50 pounds” with Trisha crushing the scales at about 179 and Garth weighing a gut-busting 191 pounds.

Both Garth, 54, and his 52-year-old wife have battled the bulge since getting hitched in 2005, but now they seem to be their heaviest ever, says the doctor!

“Garth and Trisha are like codependents when it comes to eating,” says an insider.

Dr. Fischer believes “they appear to be addicted to food.”

Trisha, who writes cookbooks, even confesses: “This girl likes food! I think about food all the time. Making peace with eating is a daily battle for me!”

But the doctor warns the country king and queen’s love for tasty Southern style dishes makes them candidates for an early grave.

COUNTRY CHOW HOUNDS EATING THEMSELVES TO DEATH & CAN’T STOP! – DOC WARNS

Deadly Risks

“They both appear to be obese and obesity is a risk factor for 65 different illnesses, including diabetes and heart disease,” notes Dr. Fischer.

“Obesity shortens life spans by three to nine percent. If the average lifespan is 80 years, this means Garth and anyone else is cutting from 2.4 years up to seven years off their life. It’s a lot!”

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Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood sure looked to be winning the battle of the bulge when they appeared at an awards show in 2014

Being too fat increases women’s risk for breast, cervical and uterine cancers, Dr. Fischer notes. In men, the dangers of lung and prostate cancers climb.

Despite the danger, Garth and Trisha can’t put down their forks, the insider says.

As GLOBE reported in the Dec. 5 issue, Trisha — pictured here performing with Garth at the National Christmas Tree Lighting in Washington, D.C., on Dec. 1 — appears to have packed on a whopping 47 pounds. And Garth has kept pace!

In 2013, Trisha lost 40 pounds in a bid to save her marriage. She got down to a curvy 140 pounds — but has since regained all of that and possibly more!

The two have made light of their love for food, jokingly calling themselves a “quarter ton of fun.”

TV chef Trisha has even bragged about Garth’s favorite recipe — Garth’s Breakfast Bowl, consisting of eggs, cheese, sausage, bacon, tortellini and tater tots mixed up together. He wolfs it down, she says.

But Trisha also admits she fails to rein in her appetite at meal times.

“I know what I should be eating and what portions,” admits Trisha. “I just have to actually DO it!”

This Dec. 1 photo is proof that gargantuan Garth and titanic Trisha have piled on the pounds while gorging on their favorite Southern style dishes!

They say they’re a ‘quarter ton of fun’ but it’s no laughing matter

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a month he receives isn’t enough to pay for the kid’s costly medical treatments. He also wants $75,000 to cover legal fees for their divorce.

He’s upped the ante, claiming Sherri is pulling down $3 million — as opposed to the $1 million she earned when they settled. Yo, Lamar, she works for her money!

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TOMMY’S GRAVE WOES!

TOM HANKS must still resent the fact that his mom, JANET, abandoned him as a kid because he’s letting her grave go to hell! While they reportedly mended fences before her death at 84 in July, Janet lies in a plot next to her parents with a traffic cone as a headstone and dead, moldy flowers on it. “It’s like nobody

has been back since her burial,” says a source. “Even the really old graves here are much tidier.”

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SHERRI’S EX GRABS HER GOLD!

SHERRI SHEPHERD’s ex, LAMAR SALLY, wants her to cough up more bucks for their 2-year-old surrogate son. Lamar says the $4,100

ICEMAN GO-ETH Scary skinny former Top Gun hunk VAL KILMER — who insists he’s not battling throat cancer — was melting away in La Jolla, Calif.

JOHNNY JERKS AMBERÕS CHAIN! MOVIE pirate JOHNNY DEPP has told his estranged wife AMBER HEARD to walk the plank when it comes to getting an agreed upon $6.8 million divorce payoff!

Word around L.A. courts is the actor is stiffing her!

Sources blab the 53-year-old deadbeat claims Amber violated their pre-divorce pact by making a public video about domestic violence — that points an ugly finger at him!

During their divorce battle, the 30-year-old, bisexual blonde had accused the movie Mad Hatter of beating her and showed photos of her bruised

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mug. Meanwhile, he accused the actress, who was barely known before their marriage, of being a gold digger.

A clause in their divorce settlement says any further talking about him is a no-no.

But bitter Amber couldn’t keep her trap shut!

She filmed a domestic violence video for GirlGaze Project, in which she talks about being a “victim,” adding, “when it happens in your home behind closed doors with someone you love.”

She doesn’t mention Johnny’s name, but we all know who you’re yapping

DREW BARRYMORE’s former hubby, WILL KOPELMAN, thinks she’s too busy for her family.

The couple filed for divorced in July 2016, but he whines that Drew’s new photography hobby keeps her from spending time with him and their daughters OLIVE, 4, and FRANKIE, 2. “First there was her Barrymore Wines, which she downs by the glassful,” says a source. “Now there’s . . . photography, which is irritating Will to no end.”

Hey, Will, you’re divorced.

Fuhgeddaboudit!

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CAITLYN’S KISS & TELL CREEPS KRIS! Johnny is trying to duck out of paying Amber a $6.8 million divorce payout!

about, Amber!

Now Johnny is threatening he won’t give the vindictive vixen the $6.8 million, which she vows to give to charity.

Amber’s lesson to be learned: Sometimes it pays to keep your mouth shut!

KRIS JENNER is gearing up to be humiliated by the upcoming book of her ex BRUCE — now sex-swapper CAITLYN — JENNER. In The Secrets of My Life, due out in April, Caitlyn, who was an Olympic decathlon champ when he was still a guy, promises to reveal embarrassing details about their marriage, and sources say Kris is terrified. Could it be any worse than what Kris has already revealed in her reality show?

Vegas. Spies say J.Lo shook her booty and did a semistriptease as if nobody else was looking but Drake. When a gal sitting next to him began eying the hunk, J.Lo shouted down, “Uh-huh, I know you were looking at him.” Afterwards, Drake went backstage and Jenny from the Block tweeted, “I love him.”

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FORD GETS RYAN PUNCH DRUNK

NOW

WIGGING OUT

THEN

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J.LO’S SWEET ABOUT DRAKE

Tongues have been wagging about a sizzling new romance after singer DRAKE showed up for JENNIFER LOPEZ’s show at Planet Hollywood in Las

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Chrome dome JOHN TRAVOLTA shows off his hair-raising new wig at the 22nd Annual Critics’ Choice Awards

HARRISON FORD wasn’t too apologetic about accidentally slugging RYAN GOSLING during a fight scene in the upcoming sequel to his 1982 sci-fi classic Blade Runner.

“He came by afterward with this bottle of scotch,” says Ryan. “He pulled a glass from his pocket, poured a glass and walked away with the rest of the bottle. I guess he felt he didn’t connect enough to earn a whole bottle.” Still, Ryan, 36, was thrilled to be working with Ford, 74, calling him a hero and “a cool motherf--ker!”

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TWINCREDIBLE BUDDIES Law & Order: SVU tough guy ICE-T is a big softy when it comes to his beloved bulldog, Maximus.

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HOOK-UPS, BABIES & MORE!

Robert and Janice FORMER super mannequin and breast cancer battler JANICE DICKINSON strutted down the marital runway to wed fiancé Dr. ROBERT “ROCKY” GERNER..

Pretty Little Liars star TROIAN BELLISARIO said “I do” to Patrick Adams.

No word if Patrick invited his Suits co-star MEGHAN MARKLE and PRINCE HARRY to the wedding.

Olympic gymnast cutie ALY RAISMAN is dating out-of-work footballer COLTON UNDERWOOD..

Dancing With the Stars co-host ERIN ANDREWS is engaged to hockey player JARRET STOLL. GWYNETH PALTROW was spotted wearing a sparkler on her ring finger.

Is she finally engaged to beau BRAD FALCHUK? Basketball superstar KOBE BRYANT and wife VANESSA recently welcomed their third daughter, who joins Natalia, 13, and Gianna, 10.

Speaking of hoopsters, NBA All-Stars beware: KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN is now officially divorced from LAMAR ODOM..

Former abstinence advocate BRISTOL PALIN and her husband, DAKOTA MEYER, are expecting a sibling for their daughter SAILOR GRACE, and Bristol’s firstborn, TRIPP..

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GONE TO THE DOGS Weighty WYNONNA JUDD looked pretty ruff as she waddled through LAX with her canine companion

WEINER TAKES ALL Big mouth SANDRA BULLOCK relishes the chance for a quick mouthful on the set of Ocean’s Eight in New York City

EMMA’S BACK IN SPIDEY’S WEB

Split sweethearts EMMA STONE and ANDREW GARFIELD are giving their romance one more try. The flame-haired beauty and her Spider-Man are reuniting for the holidays in L.A. “There’s a very good reason why neither has moved on,” says a source.

“They’re just too in love with each other.” Word is their kin are thrilled and hoping the lovers make a solid commitment in the new year.

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CHRISTINA’S TOYBOY CRUSH

Pop cougar CHRISTINA AGUILERA, 36, just can’t keep her paws off toyboy NICK JONAS, 24, and it’s driving her fiancé Matt Rutler up a wall! The previous Voice coach keeps having cozy din-dins with the young hunk. Whatever Nick has, it’s stuck. The Genie in a Bottle songbird’s mad 14 GLOBE / January 2, 2017

about the boy and “Matt’s got no choice but to put up with it,” says a source. “But the fear is she’ll never marry him while she keeps flirting with Nick.”

Still a Dirrty girl!

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JEN & JUSTIN HAVING A GAS!

JENNIFER ANISTON and hubby JUSTIN THEROUX made a big stink over their three-day, New Year cleanse.

“Boy, did it give them gas,” says a spy. “Justin got it worse and she nearly threw him out of bed one evening.” But it was worth it. “Their skin cleared up completely and they feel incredible energies.” Now Jen’s bikini-ready for a holiday in Cabo. Olé!

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BUBLE’S BUNDLE HOME FOR HOLIDAYS

Crooner MICHAEL BUBLÉ and his Argentine wife LUISANA LOPILATO are singing a happy tune because

their 3-year-old son, NOAH, who’s tragically stricken with liver cancer, is being released from the hospital to spend Christmas with the family. But Noah’s still in dire straits. He reportedly faces chemo and possible surgery to remove the tumor. The good news is docs say he has a 90 percent chance of beating the killer.

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HE FLIPPED – AND MARRIAGE FLOPPED! Married reality show house flippers TAREK and CHRISTINA EL MOUSSA

are splitting after a shocking gun ordeal. In May, cops were called to the home of the Flip or Flop stars for a “possibly suicidal male with a gun.”

Witnesses said Tarek had run out the door with a gun, followed shortly after by a crying and shaking Christina.

Deputies ordered him to drop the weapon which he did. He claimed he “wanted to blow off some steam” and took the gun for protection from wildlife. Now, they are separated, but will continue to work together on the HGTV show.

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ALAN THICKE HEART AT Kinky TV dad ignored warning signs and payed ultimate price

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IGHEADED sitcom icon Alan Thicke didn’t have to die!

That’s the tragic conclusion from friends who tell GLOBE the beloved Growing Pains dad ignored symptoms of an impending heart attack — and stubbornly refused to seek medical advice!

“Alan made a big mistake — and it killed him,” a pal told GLOBE. “In the days before his death, he complained of fatigue, shortness of breath, dizziness and an irregular heartbeat.”

Pals told him to see a doctor, but he brushed off their advice “thinking he had a chest cold or minor infection,” a source says.

So his friends and family were shocked when the 69-year-old collapsed while playing ice hockey with 19-year-old son Carter at a Burbank, Calif., rink and later died of a heart attack on Dec. 13.

But pals fear his dark past — crammed with kinky threesomes, booze issues and violence — may have aided his sudden demise.

The thrice-wed star, who played squeaky-clean Dr. Jason Seaver, a married shrink with four kids, on Pains from 1985 to 1992, was living a secret doublelife as a sex addicted skirt chaser.

His most shocking romances included a fling with Buffy the Vampire Slayer film star Kristy Swanson that began when she was 17 and he was 39!

His third wife and widow

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Tanya Callau was a 24-year-old model when Alan, 52, zeroed in on her in Miami in 1999. They wed in 2005.

His first marriage to Days of our Lives actress Gloria Loring in 1970, produced sons Brennan, 41, and pop superstar Robin, 39, and was filled with steamy hankypanky.

In a bombshell revelation, former model Suzanne Stewart confessed she had “threesomes for years” with Alan and his soap siren wife, who both denied her claims.

After meeting Alan at a 1973 play in L.A., he invited her to his house, where he coaxed her to join him and Gloria in their bathroom Jacuzzi tub.

“He said: ‘This will be fun.’ So I got in,” says Suzanne. “We were all naked.

“Alan started prompting Gloria and I to explore each other.

We moved to the bed. We both had sex with him. Then we all went out for a pizza.”

The romps continued for four years, says Suzanne, adding her boyfriend once joined them and pleasured Gloria in one room while Alan bedded her in another.

The marriage collapsed ollapsed d in 1983. Alan went on the prowl for starlets and beauty queens.

By 1987, the 40-year-old was romancing sexy

Alan starred on Growing Pains from 1985 to 1992.

From left: Alan, Kirk Cameron, Joanna Kerns, Jeremy Miller and Tracey Gold

In 1989, the 42-year-old stud was shacking up with Kristy, who’d then turned 20.

By 1991, he’d ditched Kristy for a pair of beauty queens — 24-year-old 1988 Miss USA Courtney Gibbs, and a former Miss Bulgaria, who’d bared all in Playboy.

In 1994, the 47-year-old hunk wed another pageant queen, Miss World 1990 Gina Tolleson, 24.

The marriage

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teen actress Swanson.

The following year, Alan, who was host of the Miss USA pageant, also began dating Miss Georgia Donna Rampy, 24.

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The actor romanced young beauties Kristy Swanson (left) and Miss USA Courtney Gibbs WIFE #2

Alan and Gloria Loring married in 1970 and later caused a scandal

He married pageant queen Gina Tolleson in 1994

TTACK HORROR! produced d d third thi d son C Carter t and d ended in 1999.

That same year, he was accused of making off-color remarks and inappropriately touching contestants at the Miss Michigan USA and Miss Michigan Teen USA pageants.

“Thicke acted like a swinging bachelor,” said 20-year-old Miss Michigan contestant Melissa Bias.

But Alan also survived hard and scary times.

His nurse mom Joan was an incurable lush. Before her death in 1999, Joan was living in a Toronto skid row shelter and admitted: “I’ve had a drinking problem for years.”

Alan also was traumatized by a terrifying incident when a gang of punks pinned him against a wall and threatened to slash his throat in Toronto in 1970. Luckily, he managed to break free and got help from a college pal.

But a friend says, “If Alan sought medical help in the days before his heart attack, he’d still be alive now.”

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Alan was skating with son Carter when he had a heart attack

The scorecard (above) shows the teams for Alan’s final skate at Pickwick Gardens

The actor was rushed out of the rink and arrived at Providence St. Joseph Medical Center, where he died

Tanya Callau and the star were hitched in 2005

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He’s a huge Beatles fan and his dream is for Ringo Starr to guest on Big Bang as Howard’s dad.

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“Literally, there are people who are paid to peel off my leather pants,” laughs Simon of Howard’s unique wardrobe.

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Also a pianist, Simon says he “rehearsed a tremendous amount on weekends” with Meryl Streep for their roles in 2016’s Florence Foster Jenkins.

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BRADY KID SUSAN FIRED FOR GAY SLURS!

EX-Brady Bunch star Susan Olsen has been canned from her radio host gig after unleashing a foulmouthed tirade against a gay guest!

The 55-year-old actress, who played pigtailed pixie Cindy Brady on the beloved sitcom, got into a heated exchange with gay actor Leon Acord-Whiting.

Afterwards, Leon took to Facebook, calling for Cindy to be fired for spreading “idiotic lies.”

Then Olsen sent a series of nasty posts and private messages — with words that would have gotten Cindy grounded for a year!

“You are the biggest f----ass in the world the biggest p----!” writes Susan. “I hope you meet your karma SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY.” Her employer, LA Talk Radio, wasted no time in dumping her and issuing a statement: “We will not tolerate hateful speech by anyone associated with our radio station.”

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FTER a daring escape, abused wife Rachael Madison thought she was done with her “violent hubby — but he tracked her down and shot her dead, police say.

The 44-year-old brunette’s remains were found in a remote area off a Tennessee interstate, hours after Jarvis Wayne Madison, 58, was arrested in Louisville, Ky., and grilled by the FBI in December.

Ironically, Rachael thought she’d escaped his vicious abuse when she fled to Florida to live with her aunt Thelma Newsome just weeks before the murder.

“She’d been threatened with

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knives and guns and she was tired of it. She wanted to get away. She made a plan,” says Thelma.

Rachael and her savage husband had been living in motels and out of his 2011 Honda Pilot around the Indiana, Kentucky and Ohio borders.

During that time, he poured acid on her back to burn off a tattoo and scarred her neck with knife slashes, say cops.

But in mid-November, Rachael called Thelma, who drove to meet her niece in a Kentucky bookstore.

Weird Wayne sniffed out the escape plot and, armed with a .45 caliber handgun, took his wife hostage in his car and began driving across America, cops say.

He also issued a chilling warning, says Thelma, who told police Madison said:

“You are going to be burying her and it’s all on you. When the police show up, I will have my gun in hand. I am going to send her to hell, I am going to kill her.”

But brave, desperate Rachael convinced Madison to let her use a restroom at an Indiana Walmart on Nov. 14. Inside, she called cops, but by the time officers arrived, Madison had fled!

IDE! Abused wife shot dead after running from cruel monster

TORTURED VICTIM Desperate Rachael called for help from a store bathroom after being abducted

ACCUSED GUNMAN!

Sicko stalker Madison, who lived with Rachael in a car and assaulted her with acid and a knife, according to cops, later denied killing his wife but says she’s gone “to be with Jesus”

Rachael later was able to flee to her aunt’s in Ormond, Fla., and planned build a new life.

But on Nov. 27, she left at 1:30 p.m. to run on the beach and vanished. Thelma called 911, telling the dispatcher about Madison: “I’m afraid he has abducted her.”

Days later cops nabbed him in Louisville, Ky. Investigators say he admitted shooting Rachael three times while she sat in the passenger seat of his car and then buried her in

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Investigators say they found blood on the passenger’s seat, a gun, a receipt for a shovel and a cellphone containing pictures of Rachael’s dead body!

Despite police records of his confession, Madison insists he’s being framed!

“No, I did not kidnap my wife, I love my wife,” he told reporters, adding that Rachael went “to be with Jesus. She won’t suffer no more because of her ex. I didn’t kill her.”

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TOOTH OR CONSEQUENCES! Cops put bite on fake dentist who yanked out choppers

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Florida resident Robert Rheinlander was busted for practicing dentistry without a license after several patients claim they fell victim to his quackery.

One couple called detectives after Rheinlander extracted a woman’s tooth but left a fragment in her mouth that caused serious complications.

But that was nothing compared to the man who had nearly a dozen teeth pulled by Rheinlander!

Shockingly, the 53-year-old delusional dentist performed the procedure at the unidentified victim’s home as a way to save him money, cops say — and even made dentures for his toothless victim!

Rheinlander was a licensed dental technician for just two years in South Carolina — more than a decade ago!

The pair who tipped off cops

Phony dentist Robert Rheinlander, pictured on a Facebook page, had the smile wiped off his face after he was busted by a cop posing as a patient

claimed they had been introduced to Rheinlander by a mutual friend. At a later occasion, he mentioned he was a dentist and had a practice in South Carolina before moving to Florida.

The couple said they paid him cash when Rheinlander offered to complete the work from home to keep costs low.

But when he couldn’t extract one of the wife’s teeth completely, they did some research and soon realized Rheinlander was no dentist!

Acting on the information, an undercover detective contacted the suspect about possible dental work, arranged a meeting, and put the bite on Rheinlander, charging him with practicing without a license.

Rheinlander was released after posting a bond for $1,500.

“He didn’t smile for his mug shot,” jokes a lawman. “That’s how you know he’s not a real dentist!”

CATWOMAN’S LOVE RAT BUSTED! JUST days after freaky-looking socialite Jocelyn Wildenstein was booked for assaulting her boyfriend, HE’S been arrested for hitting HER! Jocelyn, 71, says her fashion designer boytoy, Lloyd Klein, shoved her to the ground while collecting personal items, including an iPhone and a credit card, from their Trump World Tower apartment in New York City.

Cops charged Lloyd, 49, with robbery, grand larceny, criminal mischief

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and assault!

Lloyd’s spokesperson, Melanie Bonvicino, claims her client was arrested “after patently false allegations were made to the NYPD by Mrs. Wildenstein.”

As GLOBE reported last week, Jocelyn — known as Catwoman for her plastic surgery efforts to look feline — was arrested Dec. 7 for attacking Lloyd and throwing hot wax on him during a “violent rage” over the amount of time he spent on social media.

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Poor thing. Katie’s ladybug dress brought her nothing but bad luck!

Yikes. Let’s just hope Idina’s tuxedo was only ‘rented’ and not purchased.

Isla showed off her glamorous figure in a fitted black gown featuring a thigh-high slit.

Kesha, we know fashion is not your strong suit but you’ve got to do better than this.

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Hey Kelly, spread your wings and fly away in your butterfly suit, instantly.

Shania, at least warn us next time you whip out your karate black belt uniform.

Love! Jen stunned in a multicolored beaded gown and gold accessories.

If only the tiger on Madonna’s ensemble took a larger bite and ate her entire outfit.

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CELEBRITY NEWS

FARRAH’S SECRET LIFE AS A THIEF! TV angel was kleptomaniac

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HARLIE’S Angels icon Farrah Fawcett took a shocking secret to her grave — she was a kleptomaniac who’d been busted for theft at least twice!

“Farrah’s sickness was a well-kept secret by her close family members and it caused them much grief,” says a source.

“But she couldn’t help herself.”

The golden-haired cover girl, who died at 62 of anal cancer in 2009, was first busted in Corpus Christi, Texas, while still in college!

Then in 1970, she was arrested twice for stealing clothing from boutiques.

In each case, she went into the store to exchange defective clothing. But the store refused to make exchanges, claiming it was against boutique policy.

So Farrah took matters into her own hands and grabbed

Fawcett’s boyfriend O’Neal (right) often got the calls from stores she targeted

Farrah stole more than hearts while starring on Charlie’s Angels

the items she wanted.

She was convicted of the lesser charge of trespassing and fined $125 in one instance and $265 in the other.

“I was just taking justice into my own hands,” she insisted.

After coming to Hollywood in the late ’60s, “Farrah frequently went up and down Rodeo Drive, stealing from a number of stores,” says the source. “From one store, she snatched an $8,000 piece of jewelry!”

Her soaring stardom

allowed her reps to make a deal with “the various stores she targeted,” says the source.

After she pilfered something, the shop would contact her people, or even her longtime partner Ryan O’Neal.

“They’d be informed that Farrah was just in the shop and an expensive item she was looking at had ‘gone missing,’ ” says the source.

“Then one of Farrah’s reps would immediately arrange delivery of a check to the store in order to cover the cost of the stolen merchandise.”

R&B songbird Mary J. Blige is demanding her estranged husband return a MercedesBenz, a Range Rover ─ and one of her nine Grammy Awards!

She also claims Martin “Kendu” Isaacs owes her $420,000 in business expenses.

The couple married in 2003, and now he’s asking for a whopping $130,000 A MONTH just so he can maintain the luxurious lifestyle he got used to before she filed for divorce.

Despite her heartache, Mary J. offered a shout-out to her many supporters.

“My fans have saved me,” says the 45-year-old singer, who has turned to prayer.

“It’s only when you hear people’s testimonies that ‘you saved my life’ or ‘helped me get out of an abusive relationship’ that you realize going through these hard times makes you stronger.”

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Ex-model JANICE DICKINSON shows off her wrinkles — all 100 of ‘em — at the seashore!

Frolicking at the crack of dawn, HEIDI KLUM’s droopy drawers reveal a middle-aged spread that’s better left unseen!

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No amount of olive green hides all the junk in that trunk!

A stripped-down BLAC CHYNA takes her out-ofcontrol curves for a spin at a waterfront photo shoot.

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HITS BBOTTOM!

Tennis pro SERENA WILLIAMS has her backfield in motion, leaving onlookers mooning in Miami

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Curvy COCO AUSTIN’s cellulite-studded booty has us speechless — for all the wrong reasons!

No ifs, ands, or butts about it, HALLE BERRY deserves a SAG award!

Fading star TARA REID snags some sun, but her career — and her butt — have seen better days!

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KIM KARDASHIAN’s ample assets look ready to bust loose on a recent city stroll

If MILA KUNIS is smiling, it’s because she doesn’t know her buns have been stolen!

Yikes!

REBEL WILSON’s pasty flesh needs a very large beach cover-up!

Skeletal pop princess TAYLOR SWIFT is blinding us with her snowwhite skin, but we’ll shake it off!

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T OM! HITSS BOTT Time is running out for Tik-Tok singer KESHA to stop her wide load from expanding!

NICOLE RICHIE does her best impression of a diving board with her pancakeflat rear on display!

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All of that fun in the sun will leave LINSDAY LOHAN’s flabby figure with even more freckles

Comedian KATHY GRIFFIN shows off the worst of her many bad sides in a black bikini!

Miley’s mom TISH CYRUS has puckered tush is a grade-A eyesore!

Stop the madness!

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SHOCKING PHOTO SPECIAL

Ink-loving LADY GAGA leaves nothing to the imagination — unfortunately!

HILARY DUFF heads out for breakfast — to pack more pounds onto her posterior!

Cheeky KATE HUDSON is caught adjusting her bottom, but she needs help up top, too!

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Over-sharing AMBER ROSE puts her caboose on the loose, but there are some sights better left unseen!

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MIRACLE PARKINSON’S DRUG FOUND! A

DRUG created to battle diabetes might be a game-changer in battling Parkinson’s disease!

The medication, known only as MSDC0160, appears to fight the underlying causes of the Dr. Patrik devastating ailment that Brundin affects motor skills and progresses from subtle tremors to profound shaking and slowness of movement.

“We hope this will be a watershed moment for millions of people living with Parkinson’s disease,” says researcher Dr. Patrik Brundin.

“All of our research in Parkinson’s models suggests this drug could potentially slow the disease’s progression.”

Thankfully, the drug has already been proven safe for human use and its manufacturing process is already established. Because of this, the path through

clinical trial and into widespread should be much shorter and easier to finalize.

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“MSDC-0160 offers the genuine prospect of being a breakthrough that could make a significant and permanent impact on people’s lives in the near future,” says Tom Isaacs, co-founder of The Cure Parkinson’s Trust.

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✚ NEW research shockingly reveals tots who inhale secondhand pot smoke from parents wind up with traces of the drug in their urine!

The results of the study, published in Pediatric Research, indicate it’s possible for children to absorb traces of THC, marijuana’s main psychoactive chemical, through secondary smoke.

Study leader Karen Wilson says more research is needed to investigate if secondhand marijuana smoke exposure is also a health risk.

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✚ A NEW study of carotenoids — pigments that give color to vegetables — has determined they are also powerful antioxidants that may boost brainpower in seniors!

Researchers at the University of Georgia’s psychology department concluded that diets loaded with the carotenoids lutein and zeaxanthin — found in kale, spinach, peas and other vegetables — actually increase memory in adults 98 years and older.

Study author Cutter Lindbergh says “changing diets or adding supplements to increase lutein and zeaxanthin levels” may slow mental decline.

SCHIZOPHRENIA TREATMENT BREAKTHROUGH

JENNIFER LAWRENCE DISSES CHRIS PRATT! JENNIFER Lawrence and Chris Pratt got down and dirty during a recent radio show — but it was all in good fun!

The Passengers co-stars traded X-rated jibes that cracked each other up.

“Before our sex scene … I took two Pepto-Bismol,” jokes J.Law. Not to be outdone, Chris shot back, “During our sex scene … I felt your d*** rubbing into me!”

But Jen got the last laugh: “OK, you are so old, that your publicist is a registered nurse.”

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SCIENTISTS “I think this is have discovered a really exciting a revolutionary advance for new way to treat psychiatry as schizophrenia! a whole,” says Some patients lead researcher, Antibodies hurting the brain professor Belinda diagnosed with appear to be schizophrenia the devastating Lennox. “And mental disorder every psychiatrist might actually have a treatable and patient with psychosis immune condition caused by needs to be aware of this antibodies attacking the mind — and to look for it and treat it which result in symptoms that assertively when we find it.”

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The amazing find offers Blood samples taken from hope for psychosis sufferers 228 patients in a new study because the identification and revealed a surprising 9 percent removal of the same antibodies have antibodies which have associated with encephalitis attacked NMDA receptors — the has led to a dramatic mechanism that allows brain improvement in schizophrenics. cells to communicate with While encephalitis can be each other. In a previous study, treated when recognized researchers learned damaged promptly, schizophrenia receptors have been shown to requires long-term cause encephalitis, which is a management with intensive potentially fatal inflammation psychotherapy and antiof the brain. psychotic medications.

AN AMERICAN Idol as well! contestant is suing In excruciating the reality show agony, producers for hearing loss, sent him to a claiming a show room but did staffer severely nothing for five injured his hours, he claims. eardrum!

The 23-year-old Michael Simeon singer underwent Season 13 and 14 an emergency Idol-wannabe Michael tympanoplasty to reconstruct Simeon says an audiologist his eardrum, but says he’s on the show ripped out unable to perform at the his earpiece so fiercely, part same high level. of the eardrum came out

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TALK about brief appointments — Wonder Woman has gotten the boot from her honorary United Nations gig after protesters slammed her skimpy outfit!

The comic book super-heroine was chosen in October to highlight female empowerment. But critics thought her skimpy bustier, thigh-hugging shorts and red boots sent the wrong message to young girls and women.

In the end, 45,000 bellyachers signed a petition to have classic crime fighter’s U.N. title revoked, stripping her of her short-lived appointment.

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You’re hard to resist in November, when you’re asked to lead a community group or run for political office!

A relative’s plea for a loan in December is founded on want not need — and you need the money more! Say no, and use the cash for a family reunion over the holidays.

You’re tired and snappish with loved ones as the New Year begins, leading to arguments at home. Take time to rest before you start World War 3!

The sun entering Taurus in April is the perfect time to hook up with a new group that shares your interests – lasting friendship is starred.

Saturn motivates you to start building a nest egg in the summer — by simply giving up one small item a ting by art week.

A landscape pain olson, born ch Ni ck June brings a vacation enthusiast Ja ice lls for a record pr invitation that links work April 22, 1937, se ehard L.A. Lakers di to reduced-price travel in New York. The leaving part of his ’s he s ce un no an — don’t hesitate, Jupiter a fan une to establish rt fo n $390 millio s. er says it’ll be a life-changer! ay pl ll ba et r retired bask fo e m ho s pe Keep receipts in autumn, eback ho Jack sparks com interest in when you’re feeling fickle s se es pr ex when he ar on the and could change your mind Le ng Ki g in play e. ag st about purchases. There’ll be London a medical scare in October, but expect a happy ending.

Gentle Venus stops the usual family squabbles over holiday plans before they even start, making for calm festivities for a change!

Expect a romantic surprise before the year ends — for some, it could include a stunning marriage proposal!

Celine Dion

Jack Nicholson

Celebs born under Aries Rosie O’Donnell (3/21/1962); Matthew Broderick (3/21/1962); Reese Witherspoon (3/22/1976); Elton John (3/25/1947); Aretha Franklin (3/25/1942); Steven Tyler (3/26/1948) Mariah Carey (3/27/1970); Eddie Murphy (4/3/1961); Shannen Robert Downey Jr. Doherty (4/12/1971); David Letterman (4/12/1947) (4/4/1965) 36 GLOBE / January 2, 2017

Celebs born under Taurus

Cher (5/20/1946)

Barbra Streisand (4/24/1942); Al Pacino (4/25/1940); Renée Zellweger (4/25/1969); Michelle Pfeiffer (4/29/1958); Willie Nelson (4/30/1933); George Clooney (5/6/1961); Stevie Wonder (5/13/1950); Cate Blanchett (5/14/1969); Pierce Brosnan (5/16/1953); Janet Jackson (5/16/1966)

GEMINI

CANCER

MAY 22-JUNE 21

JUNE 22-JULY 22

Trust yourself & strike it rich!

Easy does it & stay healthy!

Make ‘Clear the clutter’ your mantra in the first month of 2017 — getting rid of junk, unwanted obligations and resolving long-time family issues once and for all! Luckily. Mercury paves the way for heartto-heart talks leading to new understanding and harmony.

Follow your intuition under the March Virgo full moon — it takes you straight to cash!

Nicole Kidman, Look for daring 67, to offer When the sun enters born June 20, 19 a cancer at Gemini in May, use the tandem skydives this spring. A er is ra nd fu energy boost it gives you research or t ys one of her sh to go after your dreams! movie studio bu ar! st e th sts her as stories — and ca Jealousy stirs up r he e, us ab ild Outspoken on ch relationship troubles in al draws big pe ap TV nt na ig po summer. But when Jupiter foundation money for a new Upaligns with Neptune, you can she’ll name Step t.

Ou k turn the other cheek and let Spea bygones be bygones.

Uranus affects your powers of concentration in fall. Be alert for conmen!

Saturn brings a fitness breakthrough when you join a weightloss class. Reward yourself with a new outfit or two!

Dress to impress to ring in the New Year — the cosmos has a star-studded surprise for you at midnight!

A sentimental mood gets you thinking about making life more romantic — Venus in Pisces is there to help you!

Changes at work make you uneasy in March, but worries ease under April’s Libra full moon – and income could climb!

A spring fling turns serious for singles, while marrieds may plan a vow renewal or second honeymoon.

Stay flexible when making summer travel Tom Hanks, arrangements. Going Avid astronomer , shocks the 56 19 somewhere not on your born July 9, scovers a new bucket list could be the world when he di lly r own sun. The Su best decision of the year! a planet close to ou e rit ta Wilson, w Moderation is the star and wife, Ri Type 2 diabetes, ith w ng book on copi secret to continuing typewriter from using an antique the fall, he’ll health into the fall months.

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Don’t overdo food, drink or or Clint team with direct action yeven exercise — it could put Eastwood in a sp . ie you in the hospital! mov Avoid arguments over spending with your partner in September. A penny-pinching pal could resolve your problem.

Crabs still single in November need to make the first move — Jupiter helps you break out of your shell and boldly ask someone out!

At year’s end, everything you touch seems to turn to gold!

Nicole Kidman

Michael J. Fox (6/9/1961)

Tom Hanks

Celebs born under Gemini

Celebs born under Cancer

Bob Dylan (5/24/1941); Stevie Nicks (5/26/1948); Gladys Knight (5/28/1944); Clint Eastwood (5/31/1930); Morgan Freeman (6/1/1937); Angelina Jolie (6/4/1975); Johnny Depp ( 6/9/1963); Courteney Cox (6/15/1964); Blake Shelton (6/18/1976); Paula Abdul (6/19/1962)

Cyndi Lauper (6/22/1953); Tobey Maguire (6/27/1975); Pamela Anderson (7/1/1967); Tom Cruise (7/3/1962); Sylvester Stallone (7/6/1946); Anjelica Huston (7/8/1951); Jimmy Smits (7/9/1955); Sofia Vergara (7/10/1972); Harrison Ford (7/13/1942); Linda Ronstadt (7/15/1946)

Meryl Streep (6/22/1949)

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LEO

VIRGO

JULY 23-AUGUST 23

AUGUST 24-SEPTEMBER 22

Romance, secrets & family surprises!

Don’t bottle up your feelings!

Squabbling over finances with relatives — maybe linked to an unexpected inheritance — probably isn’t how you wanted to start the new year, but a smart Capricorn has the solution that makes everyone happy!

Cupid brings a Valentine’s Day surprise, whether you’re single or in a relationship.

Wear red, of course!

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But don’t fret if it doesn’t work out. Venus sends romance your way in October.

Although you’re upset at your partner’s long work hours in December, when the real reason’s revealed, you’ll be overjoyed!

Luck is linked to the number 5.

Stay away from pals and co-workers who are coughing and sneezing in January, to avoid health woes that could halt longarranged plans.

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Princess Kate — it could be time to make a down payment on a house or car.

Saturn makes it hard to reveal your emotions in September but if you don’t speak up, someone you care for a lot could slip away — let them know how you feel!

Worrying about creating the perfect holidays for your family is stressful in December. Ease up and enjoy a laidback celebration instead!

Jennifer Lopez

Jimmy Fallon

Celebs born under Leo Woody Harrelson (7/23/1961); Sandra Bullock (7/26/1964); Arnold Schwarzenegger (7/30/1947); Martha Stewart (8/3/1941); Charlize Theron (8/7/1975); Dustin Hoffman (8/8/1937); Ben Affleck (8/15/1972); Madonna (8/16/1958); Matthew Perry Laurence Fishburne (8/19/1969); Connie Chung (8/20/1946) (7/30/1961) 38 GLOBE / January 2, 2017

Celebs born under Virgo

Sophia Loren (9/20/1934)

Claudia Schiffer (8/25/1970); Sean Connery (8/25/1930); Macaulay Culkin (8/26/1980); Shania Twain (8/28/1965); Gloria Estefan (9/1/1957); Keanu Reeves (9/2/1964); Raquel Welch (9/5/1940); Adam Sandler (9/9/1966); Amy Poehler (9/16/1971); Bill Murray (9/21/1950)

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SEPTEMBER 23-OCTOBER 23

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Jupiter has you bursting with motivation and willpower to stick to New Year’s resolutions —nothing’s going to stand between you and your goals!

Start a redecorating project or look for a new home in February. You’ll be enjoying a cozy place by July.

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Mighty Mars brings news of a better job or income increase in December, making a happy holiday season for all!

January’s all about stretching the budget, but a money-making idea you read about is a winner and helps you meet all your bills — with some left for small luxuries!

A little suspicion goes a long way in April, when someone tries to deceive you in love or finance.

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But you’ll find yourself keeping secrets in November, revealing little of your goals and working alone behind the scenes. When Saturn enters Capricorn in December, that’s when you’ll let others in on your projects!

You’ll ring in the New Year with someone oh so special!

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Celebs born under Libra

Celebs born under Scorpio

Catherine Zeta-Jones (9/25/1969); Michael Douglas (9/25/1944); Fran Drescher (9/30/1957); Sting (10/2/1951); Susan Sarandon (10/4/1946); Simon Cowell (10/7/1959); Hugh Jackman (10/12/1968); Penny Marshall (10/15/1943); Carrie Fisher (10/21/1956); Jeff Goldblum (10/22/1952)

Caitlyn Jenner (10/28/1949); Henry Winkler 10/30/1945; David Schwimmer (11/2/1966); Sally Field (11/6/1946); Leonardo DiCaprio (11/11/1974); Demi Moore (11/11/1962); Whoopi Goldberg (11/13/1955); Owen Wilson (11/18/1968); Jodie Foster (11/19/1962); Larry King (11/19/1933)

Julia Roberts (10/28/1967)

SAGITTARIUS

CAPRICORN

NOVEMBER 23-DECEMBER 21

DECEMBER 22-JANUARY 20

Don’t let old love drag you down!

Look before you leap!

World affairs get you down in January but Mercury shifts your attention to what matters more: goals for the year involving your family and health.

Being a loyal friend is important in March, but step back when a fickle pal’s problems start affecting your home life.

It’s better to focus on the here and now than s, born worry about the future Savvy Miley Cyru her love s rn tu , 92 this summer. You’ll Nov. 23, 19 into a line of of Chinese food aged meals boost cash flow in a big ck affordable pre-pa ents. She also way — and protect your ud st aimed at college dog collars with health — by ignoring y introduces fanc tipsters and scammers! d by her tattoos! ire sp in s design h heads to Although Saturn slows “The Voice” coac ajoring in ll, m plans for June travel, college in the fa minor in a ith w n, io everything works out — and sh fa ar t history. some singles find romance linked to a missed flight!

Take the advice of a trusted money advisor in October. It’s your path to financial growth!

Stop clutching the remnants of a failed romance and start seeking love elsewhere in November. Venus sends the perfect partner your way — but you must be looking!

You’ll be celebrating the New Year with good news — and for some, word of legacy!

Your strong will helps you avoid temptation in January so you don’t blow off your resolutions!

A gift that’s more trinket than treasure thrills you on Valentine’s Day — the meaning will make you feel so very loved.

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Dec. 28, 1954 r old and New income for your a rescue farm fo hile family comes from helping abused horses w . ly a relative or neighbor with an vacationing in Ita ongoing problem — it’s easy and brings you closer together!

Jumping to conclusions backfires bigtime in October. Find out exactly what’s going on before making any decisions about your love life then.

Taking over the role of family matriarch or patriarch gets you through a November crisis — before the holiday season brings happy news of a wedding or new baby!

Miley Cyrus

Denzel Washington

Celebs born under Sagittarius

Don Johnson (12/15/1949)

Christina Applegate (11/25/1971); Tina Turner (11/26/1939); Ben Stiller (11/30/1965); Bette Midler (12/1/1945); Britney Spears (12/2/1981); Little Richard (12/5/1932); Jeff Bridges ( 12/4/1949); Katie Holmes (12/18/1978); Ray Romano (12/21/1957); Samuel L. Jackson (12/21/1948)

Celebs born under Capricorn Ryan Seacrest (12/24/1974); Annie Lennox (12/25/1954); Savannah Guthrie (12/27/1971); Anthony Hopkins (12/31/1937); Julia Ormand (1/4/1965); Rod Stewart (1/10/1945); Kirstie Alley (1/12/1951); Jim Carrey (1/17/1962); Kevin Costner Julia Louis-Dreyfus (1/18/1955); Dolly Parton (1/19/1946) (1/13/1961)

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AQUARIUS

JANUARY 21-FEBRUARY 18

PISCES

FEBRUARY 19-MARCH 20

Luck and love knock on door!

Lighten up! laughter is best medicine

Stress and strain fall by the wayside in January, as the sun lightens up all aspects of life. Those not supportive of your lifestyle have a change of heart and that difficult boss or complaining neighbor becomes a charmer!

Although February brings extra work, you’ll have time to relax in the spring, with opportunities to do what you please. y releases a ey Summer is full of Lisa Marie Presslle ten by Elvis, rit w g ng son surprises for singles — brand-new so s anniversary of hi an old flame could come t! to mark the 40th es hi t s e es gg bi s hi comes death – and it be calling, or a coworker ie – born Look for Lisa Mar ics, fighting fixes you up with an lit po r te en Feb. 1, 1968 - to amazingly perfect blind d abused an s ht rig ’s en m for wo -up arrtt-u sta st a s date. And Venus says ck ses. She ba spouse y tin ar modul winter wedding bells could company making s. s e es el m ring — for you! houses for the ho August’s full moon spotlights a winning investment, but keep cash on hand, because Mercury turning retrograde could mean mechanical breakdowns!

Job change seems inevitable in September, but it means more money in your wallet.

The planets align to bring you lots of luck as the year ends – buy some lottery tickets as stocking stuffers!

Put family photos in albums and weed through boxes of old papers as the year begins — you could be rewarded with a windfall hidden amidst the clutter!

Taking on a bigger role in the community leads to a spring job. But pushing your own agenda, while Jupiter and Pluto clash late in March, could cause a backlash – opt s in a hit movie, for a give-and-take Kurt Russell star West lawman, ild attitude. playing famous W nding a town fe de , on rs te as Humor gets you M t Ba rt, a skilled pilot, Ku ! es bi through a summer against – zom cky tourists in the Ro rescues stranded crisis — it’s not that ue -minor leag Mountains. An ex arch 17, 1951 bad once you find M rn bo – player, Kurt the funny side, and contract with y da eon a s accept , donating benevolent Jupiter bs the Chicago Cu indicates you’ll come all proceeds to a . out ahead in the end! children’s charity Pay close attention to health matters in August, when a small lifestyle change has big benefits. In October, expect big news about a long-lost friend.

If money worries are on your mind, set a budget and stick to it. Family finances will turn around when Saturn enters Capricorn — and you’ll be ringing in the New Year with a golden bell!

Lisa Marie Presley

Celebs born under Aquarius

Tom Selleck (1/29/1945) 42 GLOBE / January 2, 2017

Geena Davis (1/21/1956); Richard Dean Anderson (1/23/1950); Ellen DeGeneres (1/26/1958); Ashton Kutcher (2/7/1978); Jennifer Aniston (2/11/1969); Burt Reynolds (2/11/1936); Jane Seymour (2/15/1951); Matt Dillon (2/18/1964); Cybill Shepherd (2/18/1950); John Travolta (2/18/1954)

Kurt Russell

Celebs born under Pisces Sidney Poitier (2/20/1927); Drew Barrymore (2/22/1975); Jon Bon Jovi (3/2/1962); Sharon Stone (3/10/1958); Chuck Norris (3/10/1940); Liza Minnelli (3/12/1946); Billy Crystal (3/14/1948); Eva Longoria (3/15/1975); Queen Carrie Underwood Latifah (3/18/1970); Bruce Willis (3/19/1955) (3/10/1983)

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ARIES March 21 - April 20

Thinking of those serious New Year’s resolutions, Ram? With Venus in Aquarius, it’s better to postpone starting and spend time relaxing for now! The weekend brings a romantic surprise for singles with a meeting at a place you visit often for last-minute takeout! The number 6 brings luck!

GEMINI May 22 - June 21

TAURUS April 21 - May 21

A financial glitch gets the week off to a nervewracking start, but the Pisces moon helps you sort it out in record speed to your advantage! Although a visitor overstays his or her welcome midweek, you’ll get a chance to unwind and even start planning that longed-for vacation by the weekend.

CANCER June 22 - July 22

It’s time to clear clutter and clean house! This makes A touch of winter blues dampening your enthusiasm, an open path for the new year’s fortune to enter, Twin? When Mercury moves into Sagittarius midweek, starting with exciting news that arrives under the you’ll get the boost of energy and motivation you Aries moon! Check the calendar on Friday. Is there a A really need to accept an invitation to socialize on Friday.

Look for bargains on electronics — the ones you didn’t CELEBRITY fforgotten appointment or bill to pay? The weekend brings get for gifts — on Saturday.

BIRTHDAY a romantic offer you can’t refuse!

LEO July 23 - August 23

VIRGO August 24 - September 22

Oh dear, you’re stuck working with someone you dislike in a paid or volunteer position. If Venus moving into Pisces can’t help you find common ground, an opportunity is coming to land a fab job elsewhere! When a pal suggests a way to earn by investing, go ahead! It will bring big future profits.

Forget about making any resolutions. You haven’t caught up with the ones you neglected last year! Partnering with your mate or a friend will finally get you going! Make that neglected doctor’s appointment on Thursday. Some Leos face a lifestyle change linked to a relative’s move. It’s for the better!

MEL GIBSON turns 61 on Jan. 3

LIBRA September 23 - October 23

You’re oh-so-curious about what’s going on with a weird-acting, secretive neighbor or co-worker.

The planets promise you’ll soon know the truth — and you won’t even need to pry! Midweek brings a deal on household goods like a furnace or insulation. But don’t sign big contracts until Sunday!

SCORPIO October 24 - November 22

Focus on boosting cash flow. Ideas will come from things you read, hear and even advice from a pal! Midweek, take extra time to nurture your partner or a child. The weekend brings a chance to visit someone you would like to get to know better, but you could find you don’t like them much at all!

SAGITTARIUS November 23 - December 21

CAPRICORN December 22 - January 20

AQUARIUS January 21 - February 18

PISCES February 19 - March 20

Mars in Pisces offers the knowledge you need for a climb up the career ladder — with a pay raise! Be prepared for a travel delay — think flat tire or missing keys — and allow extra time all week! Look for a chance to turn friendship into romance this weekend with someone you often see socially!

Although it seemed the year started with a bust, not a bang, this week brings the new beginning you were hoping for! Job-seekers get an offer; those looking for love find someone special, while others learn how to relieve a big financial issue! Whew! Take a quiet day to process all the news!

Getting your year off to a productive, profitable start is easy, except for Mercury being retrograde! But don’t panic, Goat. It all changes for the better on Sunday. News of a marriage arrives midweek for some — a pleasant shock! Avoid lending or borrowing involving friends or family this weekend!

Live and learn Monday, when Mercury retrograde stirs up confusion in personal and professional relationships. There could be a few mix-ups, but everything is sorted in time for a mainly peaceful week.

A faraway friend calls with news and it leads to plans for a visit. Some Fish could travel!

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Remember how ex-Ellen DeGeneres galpal Anne Heche melted down and blamed an adverse reaction to medication? Remember Charlie Sheen’s supposed adverse reaction that caused him to wreck a hotel room?

The latest celeb to trot out this tired excuse is Judge Reinhold, who was busted for disorderly conduct while going through airport security in Texas the other day.

The Beverly Hills Cop star refused to let his backpack be examined.

Maybe he should get his head examined!

Last time we checked, everyone has to pass through airport security — even if you were once in Fast Times at Ridgemont High with Sean Penn!

To his credit, a week later, Judge posted some funny gags on Twitter about his misadventure, including how an officer called him by his Beverly Hills Cop name, and asked, “Hey Billy! Can’t you

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Decongestants can cause high blood pressure.

But when did antibiotics — which are usually given to treat infections — become a threat to turn a patient into a blustery, self-important, rude and impatient doofus!

We looked up “side effects of antibiotics” on drugs.com and here’s what it said: “Common side effects with antibiotics include rash, diarrhea, upset stomach and fungal (yeast) infections.”

See, Judge? Not a single word about disorderly conduct!

So maybe you had a temporary case of dumbass-itis!

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Behind the scenes of your favorite shows

DON’T MISS...

Ransom (Series Premiere) Sun., Jan. 1, CBS, 8:30 p.m.

British actor Luke Roberts plays hostage negotiator Eric Beaumont in this thriller that moves to Saturday nights after its high-octane premiere!

Beyond (Series Premiere) Mon., Jan. 2, Freeform, 9 p.m.

Holden Matthews (Burkely Duffield) wakes up from a 12-year coma to discover he’s now part of something he doesn’t understand and meets a mysterious woman who may hold the key.

Bones (Season Premiere) Tues., Jan. 3, FOX, 9 p.m.

The 12th season and final 12 episodes of the beloved procedural kick off, bringing the story of Brennan (Emily Deschanel) and Booth (David Boreanaz) to a close.

Nashville (Season Premiere) Thurs., Jan. 5, CMT, 9 p.m.

The country music soap opera moves from ABC for its explosive fifth season starring Hayden Panettiere, Charles Esten and Connie Britton — who’s only back to help the transition.

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“She feels they’ve ruined the franchise that she and Bill Geddie built,” says an industry source. “Instead of focusing on smart, educated women with strong talent, they cast uninformed child actors on the show.

“The legacy has been compromised because of poor casting and bad leadership under ABC News.”

Frail Barbara, 87, is so upset, she skipped a recent reunion show attended by original panel members Meredith Vieira, Joy Behar, Star Jones and Debbie Matenopoulos.

Since Barbara left in 2014, ABC bigwigs have tried to boost ratings with a merry-go-round of new panel members like Full House kid Candace CameronBure and Cosby Show daughter Raven-Symone.

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Outraged Barbara recently skipped reunion show (left).

Whoopi (circled) is a current host

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The only bright light in Barbara’s view is that Whoopi Goldberg is finally on her way out

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“Whoopi’s bright and funny, but she’s a troublemaker,” says the insider.

“Barbara tried to maintain a sense of calm on the set, but Whoopi seems to like to push people’s buttons.

“She constantly fueled behindthe-scene clashes and chaos.”

Oscar winner Halle Berry got her start playing a model alongside Leah Remini in the 1989 sitcom Living Dolls on ABC.

O’REILLY ROOTING FOR FOXY MEGYN TO JUMP SHIP! TV NEWS pin-up gal Megyn Kelly is fielding offers from CNN, ABC and NBC to split from FOX. The only hold-up, according to spies, is that so far the suitors are offering barely more than the $20 million FOX says it will cough up.

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NBC has ordered a drama called Good Girls for its 20172018 season … Battlestar Galactica alum James Callis has booked a gig on Syfy’s 12 Monkeys … Faran Tahir’s Captain Nemo is returning to ABC’s Once Upon a Time … ER vet Laura Innes joins USA’s Colony season two … Cinemax is rebooting its gritty thriller Strike Back with an all-new cast … UFC fighter Conor McGregor will appear on the next season of HBO’s Game of Thrones … 24’s Annie Wersching will recur on NBC’s Timeless …

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GH STAR LOVES FIGHT SCENE GENERAL Hospital newcomer Hayley Erin (Kiki) considered it a personal honor to be the subject of Laura Wright’s (Carly) on-screen wrath in recent scenes. “I am a huge fan of Laura’s, so she can yell at me any day of the week!” raves Erin. The sequence turned a little physical, which Erin thought was perfect for the situation. “Laura had warned me that she was maybe going to shove me, and then she decided that she wasn’t going to do it,” recalls the actress. “But during taping, it happened, and I was

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That’s the kind of scene I would have loved to just watch as a fan, and the fact that I got to be the object of it was, like, super-cool for me as a fan of the show.”

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ALL My Children alum Jonathan Jonathan Bennett, Bennett host of Food Network’s Cake Wars and star of the upcoming Lifetime film Mommy, I Didn’t Do It, had quite a TV family. Kelly Ripa played Bennett’s sister, Hayley.

“She is the funniest person I have ever met,” he raves. And his on-screen dad, the late

David Canary, gets even better reviews. “He was absolutely the best to work with. ... When you would be on set working with him, your level of talent would rise because he was so good.” Not that it was always easy: “The first day you work with David Canary, when he is playing Adam Chandler and he yells at you for the first time, is intimidating.”

SOAP NEWS FLASHES STEVE Burton has taped his last day as The Young and the Restless’ Dylan. ... Glee alum Dot-Marie Jones ended her Days of Our Lives run as Chillie on Dec. 26.

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“It’s horrific. She looks like a plastic surgery victim every week,” a source tells GLOBE. “Her face is unreal, and she’s gone overboard with the facial fillers and Botox. A natural crinkle around the eyes and mouth can be appealing, but Madonna has banished them all.”

Madonna’s face isn’t the only thing turning heads lately — her hands are frightful, too.

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The Queen of Pop is still trying to look like she did in 1990 (below), but her hands tell a different tale

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KOOKY K OOK KY crooner Jimmy Buffett has only one birthday wish — to blast off!

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As for the diva’s digits, Dr. Youn explains, “The hands lose fat, causing the veins to be more visible.

Arthritis can also make the fingers look more bony.”

According to the insider, “The problem with Madonna is she’s a slave to her looks. She can’t face the fact that she’s getting older.

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The singer hoped President Obama Prince would outlaw birthday presents and Christmas gifts, says Prince pal Van Jones.

Prince told Jones that he dreamed Obama “would get up and announce there would be no more Christmas presents and no more birthdays, we’ve got too much to do.”

Prince was a Jehovah’s Witness member, a religious sect that doesn’t celebrate birthdays — which may explain his party-pooper attitude!

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ACHELLE Friedman last year had a daughter with Chapman is one hot her husband, Chris, via surromama — and doesn’t gate, says she is, indeed, able let being paralyzed to physically have sex after put a crimp in her quest the catastrophic event.

But orgasms are for sex! a thing of the past She still loves it — all sensation is — six years after gone below her the freak accident neck. that broke her Instead, she has neck and left her a quadriplegic. discovered new But she admits avenues of physiit’s taken some cal pleasure. work — and she “Your brain still doesn’t experifeels stimulated, ence pleasure in because a lot of traditional ways. sex is signals sent to your brain,” The Raleigh, says Rachelle.

N.C. 29-year-old Rachelle with her was tragically “You get love Chris before injured at her endorphins. her accident own bachelorette And it feels party when one of her friends good.” playfully pushed her into With the aid of her rehab team, Rachelle a pool.

She immediately feared for has learned to concenher sex life, wondering, “Am trate on different expeI going to enjoy sex when I riences, such as kisses to do it, even if I figure it out? Is her neck, which she has it going to feel like nothing realized is now an erogenous zone. for me?”

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CELEBRITY NEWS

DYING SHANNEN’S BRAVE BATTLE AGAINST THE BLUES

Cancer treatments make life a nightmare

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ESPERATELY clinging to life as she battles both breast and lymphatic cancer, defiant Shannen Doherty isn’t about to throw a pity party for herself!

The brave Beverly Hills, 90210 actress — reeling from chemotherapy and radiation sessions — is using exercise and positive thinking to stay optimistic despite constantly being stalked by the Grim Reaper.

“I think what’s beautiful and hard and interesting about cancer is that it tears you down and builds you, and tears you down and builds you,” explains Shannen.

“It remakes you so many

Shannen is working out with a personal trainer to stay fit

Exhausted Shannen is comforted by her mother Rosa

different times. The person I thought I was supposed to be or was going to be or who I thought I was six months ago is now somebody completely different.”

Fighter Shannen, 45, recently

won one battle — she settled a bitter feud with her former management firm over claims they let her health insurance lapse.

And after an exhausting radiation treatment right before

Christmas, she got an emotional pick-me-up from her mother Rosa.

“Today my mom came with me because even though I’m so tired after, I’m going Christmas shopping!!!” she wrote to her nearly 2 million followers on social media.

In order to combat the fatigue and crankiness related to radiation, Shannen has hired a personal trainer to assist her fitness sessions.

“It’s so easy to get depressed in the battle against cancer but every day I wake up and remind myself to be happy, to be alive, relatively healthy and able to move,” writes Shannen. “I’m so thankful for this life I have.”

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PEACE-and-love folk singer Judy Collins spent decades battling the bottle, depression and deadly eating disorders!

“I have thrown up in the bathrooms of a thousand restaurants and taken laxatives for years on end,” confesses Collins in her upcoming memoir Cravings: How I Conquered Food.

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“I was possessed with the need to eat and drink in excess … I was miserable and had nightmares and anxiety attacks,” adimits Collins.

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GLOBE WINNERS RUTH REYNOLDS of Victoria, Texas, is our winner for the week 48 grand prize in the Spot the Differences contest, and collects the $150 award!

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She’s employed as a call center staffer and is a longtime resident of Victoria. The prize will come in handy for holiday presents for her grandson and others, she says.

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The Happy Family Banquet 2 (5 oz.) Filet Mignons 2 (5 oz.) Top Sirloins 4 (3.5 oz.) Chicken Fried Steaks 4 (4 oz.) Boneless Pork Chops 4 (4 oz.) Omaha Steaks Burgers 4 (3 oz.) Gourmet Jumbo Franks 12 oz. pkg. All-Beef Meatballs 16 oz. pkg. Omaha Steakhouse® Fries 4 (4 oz.) Caramel Apple Tartlets Omaha Steaks Seasoning Packet 44723WKH Reg. $243.90 |

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