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“YOU CAN’T LEGISLATE LOVE” Prime Minister Gordon Brown congratulates comedienne Amy Lamé

PM speaks out on gay rights THE PRIME MINISTER has used the first ever LGBT reception at Downing Street to weigh into the American debate on gay marriage.

Speaking to a gathering of some of the most influential gay people in the country, Gordon Brown sensationally attacked a Californian law banning gay

marriage, describing it as “unacceptable” and claiming “you can’t legislate love”. He described Proposition 8 as an “attempt to undo the good that has been done” and warned the UK gay community to stay vigilant against any backsliding.

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Shocking scale of anti-gay bullying HOMOPHOBIC BULLYING is rife in Britain’s schools, says a new survey commissioned by the gay equality organisation Stonewall.

The Teacher’s Report, conducted by YouGov, and the largest such survey ever conducted, asked teachers from both primary and secondary schools for their views on antigay bullying. The results reveal the true scale of the problem, and some shocking findings have emerged in the report: 90% of teachers say they have NEVER received training about homophobic bullying.

90% of secondary school teachers say pupils experience homophobic bullying, even if they are NOT gay.

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homophobic bullying is the most common form of bullying in the classroom.

The vast majority of incidents go UNREPORTED by pupils.

Headteachers FAIL to demonstrate clear leadership in tackling homophobia, according to 60% of secondary school teachers and more than half of primary school teachers.

Stonewall’s Chief Executive Ben Summerskill is now calling for action to wipe out the problem. “This survey reveals how much remains to be done by our schools to demonstrate to all pupil that homophobic bullying is unacceptable,” he says.

“In July last year, eighteen year old Michael Causer from Liverpool was kicked to death by a young man shouting homo-

phobic abuse. That young man had not been educated in the 1970s, or the 1980s or the 1990s. He attended a British secondary school during the last five years. Teachers need support to ensure this tragedy does not happen again.”

The report recommends a series of measures, including better staff training, clearer anti-bullying policies and the challenging of all use of homophobic language. It forms part of Stonewall’s Education for All campaign, which, as a spokesperson tells one80news, “tackles homophobic bullying in schools so that every child can grow up free from hatred, prejudice and fear.”

One of the ways the organisation hopes to achieve this is by fundraising to put FIT, their play for schools about homophobia, onto DVD and send

it to every single secondary school in the country. It recenty completed a successful tour of UK schools, playing to more than 20,000 secondary pupils.

To stay up to date and support this campaign please visit www.stonewall.org.uk/FIT

Find a new job PM blasts Prop 8 GAY JOBSEEKERS have a chance to meet with potential employers at the London LGBT Jobfair 2009 on Wed 25 Mar. The event is organised by the not-for-profit social enterprise company A Place at the Table, and employers recruiting from the LGBT community include Transport for London, the Environment Agency, London Fire Brigade, Crown

Prosecution Service, the National Audit Office and many more.

The fair, billed as “the place where you can meet great employers who positively want you as you are”, runs from 11am to 5pm at the Galleon Suite, Royal National Hotel Russell Square, London WC1. See the website for more details. www.lgbtjobfair.co.uk

CONTINUED FROM P1 The PM, who had just arrived back from America, told attendees how “proud” he was of their fight for gay equality and promised to keep making laws to protect and support them.

Brown also paid tribute to comedienne Amy Lamé and her girlfriend who were celebrating their hen night before telling the crowd “Amy and Jenny couldn’t be having their civil partnership tomorrow, but for the decisions you have made”.

“You have shown enormous courage. You have had to stand up and fight for your rights,” he told the crowd. “Remember, those who march, those who demand change, those who fight in their own race for that change, are doing as much as any leaders and any people who are making speeches up here.”

Brown criticized Proposition 8 for “attempting to create divorces among 18,000 people who were perfectly legally brought together in partnerships”. The constitutional amendment, passed on 4th November 2008, specifically banned gay marriage in California after a Supreme Court ruling that the right to marriage applied to both straight and gay couples.

The reception, held to commemorate LGBT History Month, attracted a large number of celebrities as well as politicians and activists.

Celebs in attendance included ex-Eastenders star Michael Cashman, Radio 1’s Scott Mills, Rhona Cameron, Erasure’s Andy Bell and the only openly gay professional basketball player, John Amaechi.

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Fringewatch BRIGHTON FESTIVAL FRINGE kicks off on Sat 2 May, and one of the most talked-about art installations during the month long event is bound to be sculptor Jamie McCartney’s Design-a-Vagina.

When finished, the piece will consist of 200 plaster-casted vulvas, but as Jamie explains, he’s still twenty short of his target - which is where he needs the help of one80news readers.

“I have a feeling Design A Vagina is going to be a big hit,” says Jamie. “It seems to have really captured the public imagination. It’s going to look amazing when finished, a beautiful and compelling piece of sculpture and socio-political art combined. Now’s the last chance to volunteer and become 1/200th of art history in the making.”

A hugely diverse range of volunteers have participated in the project, ranging in age from 18 to 64, with transgender males and females also taking part. Despite interest from private buyers, the completed piece will only be sold to a public institution. Members of the public will be able to buy ‘shares’ in the sculpture by clicking on an image of each vagina on McCartney’s website. All the proceeds will go towards marketing the sculpture, with dividends being transferred to the shareholders. Limited edition prints will also be available.

A Chorus Suckers for soccer line-up THE BRIGHTON and Hove Gay Men’s Chorus are among the acts performing at this year’s Mayor’s Variety Performance on Fri 20 Mar at Hove Town Hall.

“The Chorus is a firm supporter of The Mayor’s Charities,” says Chairman John Hamilton. “We are very pleased to be able to also come along and sing some of our most popular songs at this concert.”

Charities benefitting from the show this year include the Martlett Hospice, Rockinghorse , the Alzheimer’s Society and the Sussex Heart Charity.

Tickets for the event cost £12 (concessions £10) - call the box office on 01273 730286 or 01273 747455 to book.

competition. Thirty-two teams took part in the tournament, part of a day which also saw the unveiling of a new football team, the Justin Fashanu All-Stars. The squad will represent the Justin Campaign, which fights against homophobia in football.

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“YOU CAN’T LEGISLATE LOVE” Prime Minister Gordon Brown congratulates comedienne Amy Lamé.

PM speaks out on gay rights THE PRIME MINISTER has used the first ever LGBT reception at Downing Street to weigh into the American debate on gay marriage.

Speaking to a gathering of some of the most influential gay people in the country, Gordon Brown sensationally attacked a Californian law banning gay

marriage, describing it as “unacceptable” and claiming “you can’t legislate love”. He described Proposition 8 as an “attempt to undo the good that has been done” and warned the UK gay community to stay vigilant against any backsliding.

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When completed, the £250,000 project will provide a breathing space for customers away from the busy dancefloor, and should also put an end to the sight of hordes of smokers on the street outside the venue. Work is due to finish in time for the summer season, with plans for an opening party due to be announced shortly.

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ORGANISERS OF THE Footballtopia v Homophobia event at Hove’s Jubilee Library are celebrating the sell-out success of the event.

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Experience music Speedy lesbians SIXTY YEARS of British music is being celebrated with the opening of the British Music Experience, a new museum at the O2 in Greenwich. As well as a wealth of memorabilia donated by such stars as David Bowie, Amy Winehouse and Duran Duran, visitors will also be able to perfect the art of vogueing through the medium of a virtual dance instructor. The ÂŁ9.5m attraction is now open - For more information visit www.britishmusicexperience.com

SINGLE LESBIANS in Brighton are to get their very own speed-dating night. Beginning Fri 4 Apr, the monthly event takes place at the Amsterdam on Marine Parade. The evening will be hosted

by Radio Reverb’s breakfast show host Cat, with a comedy quiz, bubbly and canapÊs on hand to help break the ice.

Allsorts art show ALLSORTS YOUTH Group is holding an exhibition of its members art at the Jubilee Library in Hove this month. The exhibition ties in with the library’s promotion of a new range of LGBT books. Themes in the exhibition, which runs until Sat 4 Apr, include identity, sexual orientation, gender transitioning, self harm, suicide, pride and hope. www.allsortsyouth.org.uk

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award Show lacks Sparkle Nightlife COUNCIL BOSSES are thrilled after winning an A drag queen has been forced to pull out of the final of the Miss University of London beauty contest after organisers ruled he was ineligible – for being a man. Christopher Hayden-Hayes, better known as Jessica Sparkle, was voted the most glamorous “woman� at the heat at Kensington’s Heythrop College and was due to appear with 11 other finalists.

However, at the last minute organisers 121 Entertainment replaced him with the runner-up, Harper Marshall. Despite being thrown out of the competition, Sparkle will now attend the event in support of her replacement.

Charles St style THE TEAM AT Charles St, one of Brighton’s most popular gay venues, are celebrating after the success of their annual Winter Pride Fashion Show. The catwalk extravaganza took place on Tue 10 Mar, and as has become tradition, there was rather more flesh than fashion on display by the end of the night. Hosted by Lady James, the evening raised hundreds of pounds for Brighton and Hove Pride.

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LGBT CHARITY Kairos in Soho has been awarded nearly half a million pounds by the Big Lottery Fund. The money will be used to to improve the support and representation of LGBT charities and community groups across London. “This is a defining moment,� says the charity’s Chief Executive Jane Standing. “Having funding in place for five years means that we have time to really test new approaches to building a cross-sector, crosscommunity voice.�

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MENTAL HEALTH issues are never easy to talk about, but for the LGBT community it can be especially difficult.

There’s perhaps an unfair expectation for us to be out, proud and visibly happy all the time - otherwise we’re somehow letting the side down. This can make asking for help problematic - but thankfully, help is available. Brighton-based charity MindOut is a mental health service run specifically for LGBT people. It offers free, independent and impartial information, advocacy and advice to all sectors of the community, as the charity’s Helen Jones explains. “MindOut was set up in response to demand from the community, and we provide a safe space for LGBT people with mental health issues,” she says.

“We provide one to one advocacy support, access to services and run regular groups where people can talk about the issues affecting them. Social isolation is a big problem in the gay community, and can really affect mental health. Some of the people we work with have no social contact other than our support groups, so we provide a vital lifeline for them.”

MindOut also works in the field of suicide prevention, statistically another area where the LGBT population figures higher than the straight one. As well as working with the NHS they run a support group specifically for those suffering suicidal distress. Jones believes that MindOut’s role is an essential one.

“There’s still a stigma surrounding mental health in the LGBT community - many people do not have anywhere to go where it’s OK to be out and it’s OK to have a mental health problem.

MindOut is here to empower people and get them talking.”

BRIGHTON’S BEST-KEPT secret is a secret no longer: the word is most definitely out that the Emmaus Second Hand Superstore in Portslade is the place to go to find furniture - and much more.

Emmaus is a charity for the homeless, and the Brighton community provides work and homes for forty men and women, many of whom have experienced homelessness.

The members collect and, where necessary, refurbish second-hand goods which are then sold in their shop.

It’s proved itself highly successful as a self-supporting business model, with seventeen communities around the country and plans for more in the works.

The Brighton community is the largest in the country, and has a garden centre and a very popular café as well as the second-hand superstore at its Portslade site. Go along and check it out for yourself – one80news has and came away with a carload!

THE BOWLPLEX at Brighton Marina was the setting for one of the sporting showdowns of the year on Tue 10 Mar: the 2009 BLAGSS Winter Pride Ten Pin Bowling Challenge.

A whopping one hundred and seventy five players (making up twenty five teams) turned out to knock down a few pins, and after a thrillingly hard-fought contest, the Rainbow Chorus emerged

victorious. At the wooden spoon end of things, the one80news and 3SIXTY bowlers managed to perform even worse than last year, nailing down the muchcoveted last place.

BLAGSS (Brighton Lesbian and Gay Sports Society) organises more than five hundred sporting events every year, with groups covering almost every sport imaginable. With over

six hundred members of all shapes, sizes and abilities, joining BLAGSS is a great way to meet new people and try out a new sport or two.

An annual subscription costs the equivalent of just 25 pence a day - visit the website for more information on how to join up and who knows, maybe you too can beat the one80news team next year!

The one80news and 3SIXTY team: stylish in defeat

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Q Access 4 All LGBT disabled support group (01273) 721 211 www.access-4-all.org Q Allsorts Youth Project Tel: (01273) 721211 Email: info@allsortsyouth.org. uk www.allsortsyouth.org.uk Q BLAGSS Brighton Lesbian & Gay Sports Society.0845 65 BLAGS www.blagss.org Q Brighton Bandits FC (01273) 6222273 www.banditsfc.org

Q Brighton Bothways Group for the bi-sexual, bi-curious and their friends www.brightonbothways.org.uk

Q Brighton & Hove Disabled Dykes (01273) 204050 Email: disableddykes@yahoo.co.uk

Q Brighton & Hove LGBT Switchboard (01273) 204050 www.switchboard. org.uk/brighton

Q Brighton LGBT Meditation Group 07789900568 Q Brighton Metropolitan Community Church (MCC) Brighton URC Tel. (01273) 681101www.brightwavesmccbrighton. co.uk

Q Brighton Ourstory Project (01273) 206655 www.brightonourstory.co.uk

Q Brighton Women’s Centre 72 High St, Brighton.

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Q CAB HIV Project (01273) 327474 www.brightonhovecab.org.uk Q Cheek To Cheek LGBT dance classes (01273) 604834 Q Clare Project (Transexual/ gender identity counselling 07776 232100 www.clareproject.org.uk Q Claude Nicol Centre - NHS Sexual Health Clinic Royal Sussex County Hospital, Eastern Rd (01273) 664721 Q GAYSWAG - Gay Sussex Walking Group 0870 7605476 www.gayswag.co.uk Q GEMS Twice monthly meeting for those over 50 (01273) 737433 Q Lawson Unit - HIV Clinic Royal Sussex County Hospital, Eastern Rd (01273) 664722 Q Lesbian & Gay Advocacy Project Guidance with mental health problems (01273) 739847.

Q Lesbian and Gay AA Meets every Sunday at 7.30pm Chapel Royal, North St, BN1 (01273) 203343.

Q LGBT Narcotics Anonymous Group (NA) Meets every Friday from 6pm 61 Ship Street, BN1 (01273) 604604.

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Q Rise (formerly The Women’s Refuge Project) domestic violence charity 01273 622822 www.rise.org.uk Q Spectrum LGBT community group (01273) 723123 www.spectrum-lgbt.org

Q The Sussex Beacon - HIV care centre. (01273) 694222 www.sussexbeacon.org.uk

Q Terrence Higgins Trust (THT) - sexual health/HIV charity. 61 Ship St, (01273) 764200 www.tht.org.uk

Q Trans Swimming Trans swimming group every Monday 8.30pm Call 07867 741025 for venue details Q UNISEX SEXUAL HEALTH PROMOTION University sexual health & drug/alcohol awareness service (01273) 678 641 www.unisex.org.uk Q Warren Brown Unit Testing & treatment for sexual transmitted infections (01273) 461453.

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Q Antidote Drug and alcohol support (0207) 4372523 www. thehungerford.org/antidote.asp

Q Beau Belles Under 25 LGBT social group (0208) 4961530 www.myspace.com/ beaubelles

Q Cara Life Spiritual support for those living with HIV (0207) 2436147 www.caralife.com Q Courage (GLB Christian organisation (01483) 301411 www.courage.org.uk

Q Depression Alliance LGB Support Group (0845) 1232320 Q Diversity Chamber Choir Singing social www.diversitychoir. co.uk

Q Eve Club Lesbian social (07890) 777464 Q Families Together London Support for parents of LGBT kids (0208) 87442 www.familiestogetherlondon.com

Q 4playsquash London Sports group www.4playsquash.org Q Freestyle Youth Under 25 group (0207) 0648383 www. lgbtconsortium.org.uk

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Q Irons Golf Society Gay golf group (07801) 290193www.ironsgolf.org.uk Q Kings Cross Steelers RFC Gay rugby team (07767) 232909 www.kxsrfc.com Q Lesbian and Gay Conservation Volunteers Environment group (0207) 2784294 Q LGBT Consortium Parenting Group Support for parents of LGBT kids (0207) 0648383

Q London Raiders Softball Club Mixed gay and lesbian softball club www.londonraiders.com Q London Transsexual Information Support & Social Group (0208) 3557413 email londontsinfo@ntlworld.com Q Menzlink Gay male social group (0208) 5093898 Q Metro Centre LGBT service provider (0208) 3055000 www. metrocentreonline.org

Q Mosaic Youth Group Under 19 group 07931 336668 www. mosaicyouth.org.uk

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Q London Bi Women’s Group

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Q London Frontrunners Gay and lesbian running group 07092 346340 www.londonfrontrunners.org

Q London Gay Men’s Chorus (0845) 8382059 www.lgmc.org.uk Q London Gay Symphony Orchestra 07963 853099 www. lgso.org.uk

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Pet Shop Boys tenth album displays some very introspective behaviour, actually.

THEIR PERFORMANCE at this year’s Brit Awards made a few subtle points about Pet Shop Boys. One: that their song catalogue should be the envy of every other pop group. Two: that it’s OK to admit you’ve been influenced by them (as Brandon Flowers and Lady Gaga so visibly demonstrated). Three: that they’re still here.

Tenth studio album Yes isn’t a return to form, because Neil Tennant and Chris Lowe never lost form in the first place. Rather, it’s a pop album in the grand tradition of English pop - melodic, slightly eccentric, arch without being obtuse, melancholy without being depressing and sharp without being cutting. Girls Aloud masterminds Xenomania slip perfectly into the producer’s chair most recently occupied by Trevor Horn, creating a sound that is modern, clean and very, very Pet Shop Boys.

As a first single, Love Etc - bouncy, chanty and fairly minimal if we’re honest - isn’t perhaps the best calling card, but All Over the World and Did You See Me Coming rank among their very best pop tunes, whereas King of Rome is the kind of world-weary autumnal gem that Messrs Tennant and Lowe seem to get better at with every album.

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IF YOU’RE a lover of musical theatre then this is the event for you - an evening of original show-stopping songs from international new musicals.

Presented by the acclaimed revue A Stage Kindly, Encore gives you the chance to experience forthcoming shows before they hit Broadway and the West End. Featuring a diverse range of styles, from belting old school numbers to more contemporary pieces, Encore is a tantalising glimpse of the future. Wed 18 Mar, Latest Music Bar, Brighton and Thur 26 Mar, Archangel, London.

THE DISTURBINGLY youthful Mael brothers - better known as Sparks - play two special concerts at the HMV Forum on Fri 20 and Sat 21 Mar. Partnering their new album Exotic Creatures of the Deep with their seminal 1974 release Kimono My House, the two nights will see these masters of reinvention taking genre-hopping to a new level as they embrace glam rock, disco, art rock and pop opera. Incredibly, 2010 will mark Sparks’s fortieth anniversary, and with Ron and Russell’s creativity showing no signs of letting up, these shows should be brilliant.

HAILED BY none other than Bono as “one of the greatest voices the human ear has ever experienced”, Moya Brennan plays at Komedia in Brighton on Sun 22 Mar and Union Chapel in London on Thur 26 Mar. Best known as the voice of Clannad, Brennan has released a series of wellreceived solo albums, most recently 2008’s live project Heart Strings. Having been at the forefront of the Celtic music scene for over two decades, Brennan’s live shows are a masterclass in ethereal beauty.

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Parlophone Records, released Mon Mar 23 www.petshopboys.co.uk

TalentSpotters Tom’s Pick: Doll and the Kicks JUST PREPARING to embark on a Europe-wide tour supporting Morrissey, it is imperative you catch this band whilst you can.

The best thing to come from an increasingly moribund Brighton music scene in years, Doll and the Kicks are worthy of the high regard in which they are held. Delivering pitch perfect, jerky, energetic indie pop-punk, it would be a crime if this band does not find the success their talent deserves. Frontwoman Hannah’s voice, an incredible blend of early Kate Bush and Gwen Stefani, captivates you, drawing you further and further into the kooky world she’s created.

Doll and the Kicks play Camden Barfly, Thur 26th Mar. www.myspace. com/dollandthek-

Kayleigh’s Choice: Seadog SEADOG’S SONGS come in showers; harmonies ride each sound-droplet with skill, proficiency, and tenderness - like the finest of rain-riding adventurers.

Frontman and writer Mark creates the original creative nesting bed, and the songs grow organically, the result of which is a collection of sounds and harmonies - including glockenspiels, melodicas, radios, and a cello - that are all at once interesting, alluring, and gentle - like the softest of salmon rubbing against your toes. Hopeless Souls is chilling in the same musical park as the Mamas and the Papas’ California Dreamin’; End of the Line is an adventure on the high seas, Seadog riding the crests of influences like Neil Young and Nick Drake. Recovering from a big stint at London’s Shunt Lounge, they have self-released two five-track EPs and a 7 inch single coming out later this year. So don’t be afraid of fishy toes and grab your sabres and swashbuckle your way over to Seadog’s next gig at the Fiddlers, Thur 26th Mar. w w w. my s p a c e . com/seadogmusic

Talent Spotters is your guide to what’s a-cookin’ on the local music scene! This space is your treasure map to new and original musical bounty. If you’re in a local band then we’d love to hear from you at info@one80news.co.uk.

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fe\/'essential arts & ents Godot mighty

Fancy a Brazil-ian?

About a New Boy

Singalonga Brighton

McKellen + Stewart + Beckett = theatre event of the year. Luvvie overload!

ACTING LEGENDS don’t really come much bigger than these two: between them, Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart’s movies have grossed more than $3 billion at the box office, and they’ve tackled almost every role conceivable, from Gandalf to Prospero, Jean Luc Picard to Professor X. Now, having already starred together in the X Men trilogy, these two behemoths of stage and screen are joining forces once again to star in Samuel Beckett’s explosive Waiting For Godot at the Theatre Royal, Brighton. As the eternal procrastinators Vladimir and Estragon, McKellen and Stewart are, at the ages of 69 and 68 respectively, poised to take waiting to a whole new level.

Simon Callow and Ronald Pickup complete the cast, with Hove schoolboy Kwame Owusu picked from eighty hopefuls to share the role of ‘young boy’ during the Brighton run.

Ian McKellen (l) and Patrick Stewart: nippy out?

Brighton

Waiting for Godot Theatre Royal, Brighton Mon 23 - Sat 28 Mar www.theambassadors.com/theatreroyal

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THE DUKE OF YORK’S Picturehouse in Brighton presents a special one-off screening of Terry Gilliam’s dark masterpiece Brazil on Sun Mar 15.

Starring Jonathan Pryce and Robert De Niro and with a brilliant turn from Soap’s Katharine Helmond, Brazil is funny, unnerving and miles ahead of its time. A notorious box-office flop on its original 1985 release, the film has since gained a cult following and has an incredible 98% approval rating on movie website www.rottentomatoes. com. As a vision of a future that some might argue we’re already living in, it’s a must-see.

Proceeds from this screening will go to the ‘Stop Starbucks on St James’s St’ campaign.

NICHOLAS HOULT first came to prominence as the unbearably cute child in About A Boy and then set a new standard for career re-definition with his role as the most troubled teen of all time in E4’s Skins.

Now he’s making his West End debut in New Boy, Russell Labey’s adaptation of William Sutcliffe’s best-selling novel.

The play, a smash hit at the Edinburgh Festival, is a very rude, very funny look at sixth form adolescent desires. With Hoult attached, this is one of the hottest productions in London right now - beg, steal, borrow or buy a ticket.

Playing at the Trafalgar Studios from Wed 18 Mar to Sat 11 Apr.

IT’S AN AGE-OLD truth that when you live in a tourist hotspot, you often miss out on the things that give the city its enduring appeal. Sing-along-a-Brighton: the Musical is, therefore, the perfect way to get to know some of Brighton’s best-loved sights and sounds.

Now in its thirteenth year, this love-letter to Brighton comes from Terry Garoghan, one of the city’s favourite entertainers. With classics including I Believe in Dockerills and A Pretty Woman Up St James’s Street, this riotously entertaining show is the perfect introduction to the city by the sea for visitors and residents alike.

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Priscilla, Queen of W1 London’s bellbottom shortage finally explained: it’s Priscilla, Queen of the Desert - the musical!

Transport for London’s new uniforms caused something of a stir

London

Priscilla, Queen of the Desert Palace Theatre, Cambridge Circus, London W1 www.priscillathemusical.com

THE PALACE THEATRE, once home, lest we forget, of Les Miserables - the musical that requires two boxes of Kleenex and half a pound of midget gems to get through - has a new set of tenants this month, in the form of a bevy of sharptongued Antipodean drag queens.

That’s right, the musical version of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert has arrived, injecting a huge splash of colour and a bevy of men in dresses not seen in London since, well, Hairspray. And La Cage aux Folles. Hmmm, one80news senses a trend here...

Of course, no self-respecting West End show comes without a star name attached, and Jason Donovan - correcting a mistake he made when he turned down a role in the film version - tops the bill here. Having seen him shake his booty as Tick, we can report that he’s a) fantastic, b) almost completely unrecognisable and c) strangely alluring.

Like the hundreds of pairs of stockings it’ll take to keep this show going, Priscilla looks set to run and run. Visit the website for details on how to book your tickets.

Priscilla stars Oliver Thornton, Tony Sheldon and Jason Donovan

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Baker’s treat Kayleigh Pridmore bonds with Emily Baker, winner of the Arts Foundation Award for Best Songwriter 2009.

Emily and I are meeting for coffee. There’s a little rain in the wind outside when I call to confirm where we’re meeting, to which she replies, “screw the coffee, fancy a pint?” Moments later I’m waiting - my umbrella still dripping - and I wonder how it will be to meet her; the prophetic reviews and the stern, neutral promo photos have me slightly nervous. Instead, I later find myself entirely lost in conversation with a fun and open musical creature who makes killer tomato sauce, who was the reason that Pete Doherty picked up a guitar, and who has suddenly – and very deservedly - acquired the world as her oyster.

So what’s cooking with Emily Baker?

Cooking with Emily Baker this evening...I just won my award thing which is absolutely brilliant. Bit of a surprise. It’s enabling me to do an awful lot of things – without it I would be back in a call centre to be honest with you. Everything is now possible for the first time ever! So what’s cooking is a tour in March and April and an EP that is going to be recorded at home, setting up my record label to release that, selling the EP on tour, then setting up an album, and I don’t even want to think about what comes after that!

How do you want to be perceived?

I think I’m beyond that now. I’m not trying to be anything. The only thing I’ve ever tried to do is write a good song, a really classic, good song. I’m not going to be a brunette Laura Marling because I’m not folk, I’m not going to be Alanis Morrisette, because I’m not that angsty. I guess the only gimmick I would have, maybe, is that I don’t have one.

Why aren’t you angsty?

Do you know what, because I’m not angry about things. Where someone might get angry, I don’t see that, I see a sadness. That’s kind of where I get it from. Have you ever done that - you meet someone and you have that full-on thing and then it all burns out and you get really f***ing angry and then you look back and go that’s really f***ing sad.

Do you think that part of your success is due to the fact you studied music?

I personally - oh this is such an awkward question to answer - I think that studying music in one sense was the worst thing I could have done. I think if you’re a songwriter you’re born as a songwriter and all the things that I f***ed up in my life along the way is because I wasn’t doing what I was born to do. And the reason that things are going OK for me now - at last - is because I have accepted the fact that that’s what I am. Studying music was incredible, and it gave me the tools for it, but I don’t necessarily use the tools I acquired from either college in my song-writing.

Fatalist or self-determinist?

I think you make luck, but I think that luck comes in tandem with a childhood dream. It was always what I saw myself doing. I spent many years pushing it out of the way, thinking I didn’t want to do it - battled with nerves - and it’s taken me a hell of along time to get to the point where it is OK again.You’re born a certain way, then everything tells you not to be that way, then you go back to being it anyway. Works on every level doesn’t it?

Emily x So I have to ask – what’s the deal with Pete Doherty?

I went to school with Peter. We were into Hancock’s Half Hour and the Beatles and we were doing the school musical together - he was the leading man and I was the leading lady. I got a call in September saying “Pete fancied you like mad at school and that’s why he picked up a guitar!” Next thing I knew I was playing the most amazing gig I’ve ever played at Hackney Empire with him. Weird thing to come bite you in the ass. With Peter, it’s really lovely to be back in touch with him, we had such a good friendship, and it was such a forming thing. Like when I’m down, the Beatles and Hancock’s Half Hour still make me feel great.

Anything you want to say to our one80news readers?

Come to a gig! And learn how to make home-made pizzas. It will ruin going out for pizza ever again.

Emily Baker www.myspace.com/emilybakermusic

Music ReviewDJ Stewart T Pussycat Dolls

Laura Izibor

The Saturdays

Bottle Pop Single out 6 Apr

Shine Single out 16 Mar

Work Single out Apr tbc

SINGLE NUMBER three from the somewhat underperforming Doll Domination album is unfortunately a bit of a disappointment.

Bottle Pop comes saddled with a generic lacklustre hip hop beat and sinister vocals which have been vocodered to death. Thankfully the saving grace is the Moto Blanco mix, which makes the whole thing a lot more palatable.

A SLICE OF summer is just what we need at the moment, and this is what Laura Izibor gives us.

Classic R&B/Soul sound for lounging on those summer days, Shine is the perfect chill out song, and in all probability the first of many hits this year for Miss Izibor.

She’s tipped to be massive in 2009 and on the strength of this release it’s not hard to see why.

STILL RIDING high on the back of the huge success of the Comic Relief single, The Saturdays release their final single from debut album Chasing Lights.

This was pushed back because of Just Can’t get Enough, but thank goodness they’re still going ahead with the release of Work - it’s pure pop with an R&B twist and a hugely catchy chorus - these girls can do no wrong!

Forthcoming album releases Mon 16 Mar: Bonnie Prince Billy: Beware (Domino) Peter Doherty: Grace/Wasteland (EMI) Ronan Keating: Songs For My Mother (Polydor) Mon 23 Mar: Pet Shop Boys: Yes (Parlophone) Royksopp: Junior (Wall of Sound) Chris Cornell: Scream (Polydor)

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fe\/'essential arts & ents Books Peter Burton Bad Things by Michael Marshall / Identity by G M Ford THERE ARE VARIOUS plot devices which these days seem absolutely essential to the work of any self-respecting thriller writer eager to see his or her

Bad Things Out now (£17.99) published by HarperCollins

work on the bestseller lists.

For instance, Stieg Larsson’s multi-million selling The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (which has a plot with remarkable similarities to that of Val McDermid’s A Place of Execution) utilises incest, extreme forms of sadomasochism, paedophilia, rape, lesbianism and a villain who’s so devious he’s even willing to experiment with gay sex with his sole intended male victim.

It’s pretty obvious that to these writers – and their intended readers? – any form of sexual activity that isn’t pretty rigidly heterosexual (whilst titillating) is threatening, dangerous and potentially lethal. In this particularly world, at least, we are back in the Dark Ages.

Curiously, it’s also not unusual in these kinds of books for something ‘against nature’ to be lurking in the woods or the woodpile, especially in those moralistic tales influenced by

Stephen King and located in small – enclosed – American communities. The cover of Michael Marshall’s Bad Things (bad things happen, bad things lurk), featuring a corn dolly, immediately gives away the game by forewarning the informed reader that the book’s plot must in some way hinge on witchcraft.

The second war against Iran has been something of a boon, too, now that the Cold War has more-or-less been consigned to the musty pages of history.

Operatives or former operatives of America’s sinister secret services have been both heroes (Bad Things) or villains or victims (Identity).

Both Marshall and Ford bring into play many of the bug-aboos mentioned above.

Marshall’s Bad Things is an atmosphere heavy, plot light doorstop of a book built around the mysterious death of four-

TV/DVD Niall McMurray The No.1 Ladies’ Detective Agency BBC1 Sun 15 Mar I LOVED the TV movie of this so much that for a few months I took to answering my phone with “Has someone stol-en your cow?”, which was endlessly amusing to me but somewhat offputting for callers.

I fully expect to resurrect this behaviour with the launch of the full-length series of Ladies, which returns to the schedules despite the death of original director Anthony Minghella and the obvious problems of having an international jazz/hip-hop poet for your leading lady. Jill Scott, for it is she, remains magnificent as Mma Ramotswer, but scene stealing honours absolutely go to Anika Noni Rose as her sidekick Mma Makutski. You can trace her character heritage back to the well-meaning incompetents of the Dad’s Army crew - all at once loveable, frustrating, heartbreaking and incredibly funny. Note to ITV - well done for burning Amanda Holden to death in Wild at Heart, but this is how you do prime-time African drama. Thank you.

Changeling Out Mon 30 Mar FROM THE TRAILERS, you’d be forgiven for thinking that Angelina’s Jolie’s character doesn’t do much in this film, other than running around shouting “THAT’S NOT MY SON” at five second intervals. And to a very large extent, you’d be right. Jolie can do intense like no other, but it’s all a bit....intense, to the point where I felt like telling the woman to pipe down and be grateful she even has a cuckoo in the nest.

Still, this is a Clint Eastwood movie, so it’s not a disaster by any stretch - but by casting a woman who struggles for public empathy in a role which requires the audience to be absolutely on her side, he’s scuppered himself somewhat.

Worthy, but it doesn’t half put you through the ringer.

Sidebar: you know what’d be good? A Jolie/Aniston double header re-make of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? Let’s have that one in pre-production by the end of the year please, Hollywood types....

year-old Scott Henderson, the dissolution of his family and the frightening events that take place when his father, John, formerly in the American military and the secret services, returns to his onetime rural home after receiving a communication which intimates that the sender knows how and why the toddler died.

Henderson is, perhaps, a bit too much of a superman (his physical skills are just about believable, but where do his seemingly limitless funds come from?) and the making of one of the evildoers a gay man is ridiculously arbitary. Never-theless, Bad Things does prove a page-turner.

Paul Hardy – the central character in G M Ford’s gritty Identity – has been living for seven years in an institution, his true name unknown as he has no memory after surviving a brutal attack which left him for dead. A

freak accident and a great deal of corrective surgery means that he suddenly has flashes of his past and those put him and his carers and just about anyone he comes into contact with in serious danger.

Amongst those he encounters are a girl returning to her hillbilly family and a ten-year-old boy whose mother has handed him over to a paedophile cop in payment for her outstanding drug debts and who will be sold on to a pimp in another state and sent out to work as a prostitute. There’s also a feisty Assistant District Attorney whose difficult relationships with men lead (of course) to accusations that she’s a lesbian.

A political conspiracy of staggering propositions (think space programme and exploding rockets) is at the root of Hardy’s problems and how he solves them provides a fast-paced and pretty violent thriller.

But were non-heterosexual villains in both Bad Things and Identity really necessary – or just pandering to the prejudices of the readers?

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fe\/'voices Dan H.G.knows sex...

Half the world away IN A CITY like London, there are always thousands of people arriving and leaving, from all over the world. Some stay a few days, some a few years, the rest everything in between. You could argue that this makes it harder to form a stable relationship. When someone says, ‘well I’m moving back to Sydney/Rio/Neath in three months/weeks/hours,’ it almost always means ‘I’m not looking for anything serious’ (whatever ‘serious’ is these days). With such a massive obstacle to relationship longevity, it can be easy to see why so many guys in London can’t be arsed with proper dating. Who’s daft enough to fall for someone who’s just in town for a few days?

Well, it turns out, I am. While doing some quick research for an online dating story before work one morning last week, I got a message from ‘the Aussie.’ 6’1, dark hair and eyes, with the kind of body that only exists in underwear ads (and I mean posh underwear now, not the ones in a Littlewoods catalogue or on the Lidl ‘fashion sale’ flyers). Message read; ‘Hey, what are you up to today? Really like your profile man!’ He guy could not have been more my type. ‘Why aren’t there guys like this in London?’ I thought. And is such luck possible before 9am? We sent a few messages back and forth, I learnt that he’d only been in town for a few days, and after a very comfortable chat on the phone, we arranged to meet for lunch (deciding on an outfit that doubles for work and the hottest date you’ve had in months is no easy task, but amazingly, I did it).

OK, I’ve missed out a crucial detail. He said he was only in London for four days. So, little chance of any long term relationship potential. ‘Dan, what are you doing??’, shrieked my glamorous Norwegian colleague. ‘I know...’ I said sheepishly. I did know. It was hard to see how anything more than a few shags, at best, could ever come out of this one, but I was living for the moment and enjoying the prospect of a great date.

He was even hotter than the dream-like pictures I’d seen, and after some initial nervousness, I calmed down, opened up and had a laugh. We chatted about work, our lives, his plans for his time in London, and a mutual passion for Star Trek Voyager. ‘I’ve found you!’ I said, jokingly.

Well, half-jokingly... We made provisional plans to meet up later that night – he’d have to check with his friends first. Fair enough I thought. I went back to work chuffed and floaty. Was I being a hopeless romantic, eternally optimistic that an inter-continental love might blossom between us, that we’d fall head-over-heels for each other and work something out? Or was I enjoying the prospect of a holiday romance (his holiday, but still, you get the point), a no-pressure relationship with a major hottie for the next few days, then back to reality? I’m still not sure.

That night I went to the gym for the first time in weeks. I even hoovered (my flat, not the gym).

We’d been texting each other throughout the day and into that evening, and at 8.30pm I could wait no longer and called. ‘I’m knackered, think I’m going to get an early night,’ was the jist of the convo. My heart sank. ‘Can we meet up tomorrow then?’ He was pretty much fully-booked until Saturday, the day I was going back to Swansea to see my parents for a week. I left the ball in his court and he said he’d call as soon as he knew when he was free. I got a call when I was on the train, half-way to Wales. Too late.

My whirlwind romance was more gust than whirlwind, but a gust that I’ll remember all the same. Was I just wasting my time, setting myself up for a non-relationship from the start? I don’t think so, and the only thing I regret is not having seen him a second time. We’ve been chatting on facebook since he got back to Oz. ‘It’s only one day on a plane, then you’re here,’ he says.

Part of me thinks that in such a busy, huge world, it’s near impossible to find the right guy. But with so many ways to stay in touch, and the reality of being able to get anywhere on the planet within 24 hours, more or less, maybe its easier now than ever. Getting there’s the easy part. How to find them? I’ve not worked that out yet.

Tony Vperspective

To bank or not to bank?

RELOCATING TO a new country requires a lot of patience, and there’s so much to get used to; the food, the cultural differences, the fashion, the weather, the currency, the ways of life, but bloody Nora - the banking system in this country sure is sure way behind the times.

In the UK it seems you can fly a man to the moon quicker than you can deposit a cheque and have it clear in your account. Strewth! The bank takes the amount of money the cheque is drawn for from the payers account overnight, but then makes you wait five bloody days to draw on it.

You can drive from London to Dover, get on a ferry to Calais and drive to Paris quicker than you can draw out funds from a cash deposit business account. When you deposit a cheque or cash in a business account, you have to wait overnight to draw your cash funds. At one particular bank, if you’re not a customer but you want to make a deposit in a friend’s account who is a customer,

you’re not allowed to use the teller service - you’re only permitted to put your cash in an envelope and place it in a secured box.

I can actually cook a three course dinner for ten people in the time it takes to get served on a Friday at any bank and don’t even get me started on making payments on credit cards!

It’s no wonder banks are going belly up: they seem so slow at everything, they run their businesses with our money while we all sit and wait to be able to use it, forcing us to work at a slow pace.

They don’t seem to realise what’s going on around them - and bang, the recession begins.

That said, I don’t believe we are in a recession: I still see people in the pubs, enjoying life as they should. I see people in love planning big weddings at wedding shows, shopping trollies full of food at the supermarkets, and designer stores still fitting out their punters. We’re out there spending our money – instead of putting up with the crap at the bank.

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fe\/'voices Rose Colliscalendar girl

Scotching the rumours

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AFICIONADOS OF CULT gay films will need that this ‘misconduct’ was a regular occurrence. little introduction to the 1961 classic, The Chil- The disgusted Dame immediately withdrew dren’s Hour, based on the 1934 Lillian Hell- Jane from the school and prevailed upon many man play, and starring Audrey Hepburn and other parents to follow suit. When they did, the Shirley Maclaine as two teachers business, and the two women’s at a New England girls’ boarding reputations, was ruined and they Shirley Maclaine in sued Dame Gordon for libel. school, whose lives are ruined The Children’s Hour On March 15 1811, the case of when they are accused of havPirie and Woods against Dame ing an ‘unnatural’ sexual relationship by one of their pupils.

Gordon began in the Court of Sessions — behind closed But how many of you know that doors. The evidence of Jane it was inspired by a real-life court case that took place in Scotland Cumming was irreparably undermined by 19th century racism: more than 100 years earlier? of Anglo-Indian parentage , she In 1810, Jane Pirie and Marianne Woods, schoolmistresswas referred to by prosecuting Olive Custance es at a private girls’ school in counsel as a ‘dusky damsel from Drumsheugh, Edinburgh were the East’ and her grandmother accused of ‘sexual misconduct’ was castigated by one judge for which allegedly took place in the same bed having accepted ‘as gospel the revelations of wherein slept 16-year-old Jane Cumming, one the half-caste’.

The judges found in favour of Pirie and of their pupils. The girl told her grandmother and guardian, Dame Helen Cumming Gordon, Woods — by four to three.

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Cruise control CRIPES! THE INTERNET rumour mill has gone into overdrive in recent weeks alleging that the council and police in Brighton are to target the city’s gay cruising grounds in an attempt to ‘clean up Brighton’.

One member of Squirt, a popular cruising website, even claimed to have been at a recent council meeting where this dastardly plot was hatched. “Guyz”, reads his posting, “the police and the council are out to clean up Brighton.

Plain clothed officers will be patrolling key cruising areas in the coming weeks. The police intend to make arrests to please the council. Be very careful lads.”

Double cripes – and thanks for the warning Mr Council Cruiser!

Of course, the reality is far less sexy (if you’ll pardon the pun) and Sussex Police have been quick to respond to these rumours by pointing out that there has been absolutely no change in their approach to gay cruising grounds. They’re not stepping up patrols, they’re not actively prosecuting and the only time plain clothed officers are sent in anywhere is only after reports of homophobic attacks (ie. to protect other people from being bashed).

This comes after new draft guidelines were leaked to Police Review magazine last November that suggested police should only arrest people caught having sex in parks and public toilets as a last resort.

The controversial report, by Deputy Chief Constable Michael Cunningham of Lancashire Police, called for police forces to stop their cur-

rent crackdown on sex in public places. The arrests of gay men were highlighted in particular claiming they “alienated gay men” and often resulted in “acts of suicide and self-harm by persons who may have been arrested.” The report goes on to say that the police’s role is not that of moral arbiter but instead they should act on complaints by the public fairly and professionally, avoiding ‘knee-jerk’ reactions.

As a result, several police forces across England have now stopped their practice of arresting gay men and heterosexual couples who have sex in public.

However, this does open up that age-old debate of what kind of behaviour should be considered right or wrong in public.

Why should gay men be free to shag each other in the bushes in broad daylight? It’s one thing doing it in the dead of night when no one else is likely to be around, but judging by some of the postings put up on Squirt, guys are arranging to hook up in public toilets on Brighton seafront during the day.

I’ve know I’ve asked this question here before, but why should guys who cruise around for sex during the day in places where you are likely to find children, be exempt from public decency offences? What is considered ‘cruising’ to many gay men is in reality sometimes just deeply anti-social behaviour and as such should not always be overlooked by police.

As the saying goes, there’s a time and a place for everything.

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fe\/'scene Brighton venue listings 01 AMSTERDAM 11-12 Marine Pde BN2 Tel: (01273) 688 825 02 AQUARIUM 6 Steine Street BN2 Tel: (01273) 605 525 03 PO NA NA 75-79 East Street BN1 04 BEDFORD TAVERN 30 Western Street Hove Tel: (01273) 739 495 06 BRIGHT’n’BEAUTIFUL SAUNA 9 St Margarets Place BN1 Tel: (01273) 328 33 07 REFRESH SAUNA 11-12 Grand Pde BN2 Tel: (01273) 689 966 08 BRIGHTON TAVERN 100 Gloucester Rd BN1 Tel: (01273) 680365 37 BRIGHTON ROCKS 6 Rock Place BN2 (01273) 601 139 09 BULLDOG 31 St James Street BN2 Tel: (01273) 696 996 11 THE BRIGHTON COALITION 171 Kings Road Arches BN1 12 DYNAMITE BOOGALOO@KOMEDIA (MONTHLY) Gardner Street , North Laine. Tel: (01273) 647 101 13 CHARLES STREET 8 Marine Pde BN2 Tel: (01273) 624 091 14 DENMARK SAUNA 86 Denmark Villas Hove BN3 Tel: (01273) 723 733 15 DR BRIGHTON’S 16 Kings Road BN1 Tel: (01273) 328765 10 THE GROSVENOR 16 Western Street Tel: (01273) 770 712 16 THE ANGEL 5-6 Montpelier Road Hove BN1 Tel: (01273) 728 808 17 HQ (formerly the Harlequin) 43 Providence Place BN1 Tel: (01273) 620 630 18 LEGENDS BAR Ground Floor 31-32 Marine Pde BN2 Tel: (01273) 624 462 18 LEGENDS CLUB Basement 31-32 Marine Pde BN2 Tel: (01273) 624 462 28 H-BAR 16 Church Road, Hove. BN3 2FL Tel:(01273) 725 890 20 MARINE TAVERN 13 Broad Street BN2 Tel: (01273) 681 284. Noon-Midnight 22 MARLBOROUGH 4 Princes Street BN2 Tel: (01273) 570 028 12am-12pm 23 THE PV 161 Edward Street BN2 Tel: (01273) 687 090 24 QUEEN’S ARMS 7 George Street BN2 Tel: (01273) 696 873 25 QUEENSBURY ARMS Queensbury Mews BN1. Tel: (01273) 328 159.

26 REGENCY TAVERN 32-34 Russell Square BN1. Tel: (01273) 325 652 27 R-BAR 7 Marine Parade BN2 Tel: (01273) 608 133 29 REVENGE Old Steine BN2 Tel: (01273) 606 064 10.30pm-3am 30 STAR INN Manchester Street BN2 Tel: (01273) 601 450. 11am-11pm 32 VAVOOM 31 Old Steine BN1 Tel: (01273) 603 010 33 OM 5 Steine St BN1 Tel: (01273) 603 010 34 WILD FRUIT@TRU (monthly) 78 West St BN1 35 THE PRINCE ARTHUR 38 Dean Street, Brighton 36 THE ZONE 33 St James Street BN2 Tel: (01273) 682 249

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fe\/'scene London venue listings Soho venue listings 01 ADMIRAL DUNCAN 54 Old Compton Street Tel: (020) 7437 5300 02 DUKE OF WELLINGTON BAR 77 Wardour Street Tel: (020) 7439 1274 03 HEAVEN CLUB 77 Wardour Street Tel: (020) 7439 1274 04 THE EDGE 11 Soho Square W1D 3QE Tel: (020) 7439 1313 05 FIRST OUT 52 St Giles High Street WC2H 8LH Tel: (020) 7240 8042 06 THE STAR AT NIGHT 22 Great Chapel Street W1 8FR Tel: (020) 7494 2488 07 SWEATBOX SOHO 1-2 Ramillies Street W1F 7LN Tel: (020) 3214 6014 08 KING’S ARMS 23 Poland Street W1F 8QL Tel: (020) 7734 5907 09 THE SAUNABAR 29 Endell St WC2H 9BA Tel: (020) 7836 2236 10 BOX 32-34 Monmouth St WC2H 9HA Tel: (020) 7240 5828 11 G-A-Y BAR 30 Old Compton Street W1D 4UR Tel: (020) 7494 2756 12 BALANS SOHO 60 Old Compton Street W1D 4UG Tel (020) 7376 0115 13 79 CXR 79 Charing Cross Road WC2H 0NE Tel: (020) 7734 0769 14 COMPTONS OF SOHO 51-53 Old Compton Street Tel: (020) 7479 7961 15 GEISHA BAR 75 Charing Cross Road W1D 6HN Tel: (020) 7479 7961 16 VILLAGE 81 Wardour Street W1D 6QD Tel: (020) 7434 2124 17 THE SHADOW LOUNGE 5 Brewer Street W1F 0RF Tel: (020) 72877988 18 THE ENCLAVE 25-27 Brewer Street W1F 0RR Tel: (020) 7434 2911 19 KU BAR 30 Lisle Street WC2H 7BA Tel: (020) 7437 4303 20 TRASH PALACE 11 Wardour Street W1D 6PG Tel: (020) 7734 0522 21 BARCODE 3-4 Archer Street W1D 7AP Tel: (020) 7734 3342 22 RUPERT STREET Rupert Street Tel: (020) 7292 7141 23 THE YARD 57 Rupert Street Tel: (020) 7437 2652

Vauxhall venue listings 01 HARD ON @ HIDDEN 100 Tinworth Street, SE11 5EQ 02 BARCODE VAUXHALL Arch 69, SE11 5AW. Tel: (020) 7582 4180 03 BEYOND @ AREA Albert Embankment, Arch 67-68, SE1 7TP 04 CHARIOTS VAUXHALL Albert Embankment, Arch 63-64. Tel: (020) 7247 5333 05 ROYAL VAUXHALL TAVERN 372 Kennington Lane, SE11 5HY. Tel: (020) 7820 1222 06 EAGLE 349 Kennington Lane, SE11 5QY Tel: (020) 7793 0903 07 THE HOIST South Lambeth Road, Arch 47B – 47C, SW8 1RH. Tel (020) 7735 9972 08 FIRE South Lambeth Road, SW8 1RT 09 SUPERCLUB COLOSSEUM 1 Nine Elms Lane, SW8. Tel (020) 7627 1283

West Londonvenues listings East Londonvenue listings THE ANGEL, 21 Church Street, Mill Meads Tel: 020 8555 1148 BJ’S WHITE SWAN, 556 Commercial Road, Limehouse Tel: 0207 780 9870 THE BLACK HORSE, 168 Mile End Road Tel: 020 7790 1684 CHARIOTS SHOREDITCH, 1 Fairchild Street 020 7247 5333 CHARLIE’S BAR, 124 Globe Road THE CORONET, 119 The Grove E ONE CLUB (Formerly The Black Horse), 168 Mile End Road Tel: 020 7790 1684 GHETTO OLD STREET, Ghetto 58 Old St Tel: 020 7287 3726 GEORGE AND DRAGON, 2 Hackney Road Tel: 020 7012 1100 THE JOINER’ ARMS, 116-118 Hackney Rd Tel: 020 7739 9854 THE OLD SHIP, 17 Barnes Street, Limehouse Tel: 0207 7790 4082

South London venue listings THE BANK, Flamingo Park, A20 Sidcup Bypasss Chislehurst, Kent, BR7 6HL Tel: 020 8309 1012 BIRD IN HAND, 291 Sydenham Road, Croydon, CR0, Tel: 020 8683 3104 BREWERY TAP, 78 Lingham Street, SW9, Tel: 020 7738 6683 CHARIOTS STREATHAM, 292 (rear of) Streatham High Rd, London SW16 6HG, Tel: 020 8696 0929 CHARIOTS WATERLOOO, 101 Lower Marsh, London. SE1 7AB, Tel: 020 7401 8484 THE CORONET THEATRE, 26-28 New Kent Road, LONDON SE1 6TJ, Tel: 020 7701 1500 GEORGE AND DRAGON, 2 Blackheath Hill, Greenwich, SE10, Tel: 020 8691 3764 KAZBAR, 50 Clapham High Street, London SW4, Tel: 0871 223 1154 THE STAG, 15 Bressendan Place, SW1, 020 7828 7287 PARK PLAZA COUNTY HALL HOTEL, 1 Addington Street SE1 7RY, Tel: 020 7034 4835 TWO-EIGHT-SIX, 286 Lewisham High Street, SE13, Tel: 0208 690 7648 TWO BREWERS, 114 Clapham High Street, London SW4, Tel: 020 7819 9539

GEORGE MUSIC BAR, 114 Twickenham Road, Isleworth, West London, Tel: 020 8560 1456 TED’S PLACE, 305A North End Road, London W14, Tel: 020 7385 9359 WEST 5, Pope’s Lane, Acton, W5 4NB, Tel: 020 8579 3266

North Londonvenues listings BLACK CAP, 171 Camden High Street, London NW1, Tel: 020 7485 0538 CENTRAL STATION, 37 Wharfedale Road, London N1, Tel: 020 7278 3294 THE GLASS BAR, 190 Euston Road, Regent’s Park, London NW1 2BN, Tel: 020 7387 6184 KING EDWARD VI, 25 Bromfield Street, London N1 OPZ, Tel: 020 7704 0745 KING WILLIAM IV, 77 Hampstead High Street, London NW3 1RE, Tel: 020 7435 5747 THE GREEN, 74 Upper Street, Angel N1, Tel: 020 7226 8895 KOKO, 1A Camden High Street, London NW17JE, 0870 4325527 THE OAK BAR, 79 Green Lanes, London N16 9BU, Tel: 020 7354 2791 REGULATION LTD. 17A St. Alban’s Place, Islington N1 0NX Tel: 020 7226 665 SCALA CLUB, 275-277 Pentonville Road, London N1, Tel: 020 7833 2022

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fe\/'scene Vezin Brighton WELL SPRING is here...I don’t care if that’s technically true or not, because the sun is shining, Winter Pride is closing, St Patricks Day is here, Easter is coming and there is a buzz of excitement in the air!

So get out into Brighton this fortnight and enjoy the pre-summer atmosphere… My Tune of the Week is If You Knew (Atfc Main Mix) by Chris Lake Feat Nastala

Revenge THE 500TH Lollipop kick starts Revenge’s weekend. Brighton’s longest running weekly drag clubnight celebrates 500 performances on the stage. The most definite date for your diary is the return of the Legendary Girls On Top Foam Party, back for a second time with an additional foam cannon to get all the girls wet and wild. Revenge host the Official Golden Handbag Award Afterparty on Sun 22 March. All of the revelers from the scene will be celebrating the scene coming together with a Golden themed party featuring the Dame Edna Experience.

The PV at the Jury’s Out WHAT BRINGS to mind wholesome pub fun more than St Patrick’s Day and live sports? Well The PV have it both and as usual are full to the rafters with Guinness swigging happy lesbians. From Sat 14 March to Weds 18 March the girls go all out with special Guinness giveaways and an authentic Irish menu with the usual dose of live music including Em and Rob on Sat 14 March with some traditional Irish tunes. Plus the Six Nations Rugby will be shown live. And on the Weds 18 March, check out their special Paddy’s Day Quiz.

Vavoom EVER FANCIED a Vavoom Bar Boy? Well now on Sat 14 March you can win one! It’s the Bar Boy Auction in aid of Winter Pride and the prize is a date with your favorite boy at Strada Restaurant. Vavoom’s other Winter Pride fundraiser remaining is Karaoke with a twist on Fri 13 March, where you pay a £1 and choose who in the bar you’d like to sing your favorite song. They can hardly say no, it’s for charity!

The Bulldog IT’S THE FINAL Bully 63 hour fundraising weekend for Winter Pride from 13th-15th, and you really get something for your donation with different interactive fundraising every night, including Cash Karaoke on Friday and Name That Tune on Saturday.

Otherwise at the Bulldog take advantage of the happiest hours in town and the super late nights at the heart of the gay village.

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The last day of Winter Pride is celebrated by a show from Drag With No Name at 5.30pm on Sun 15 March followed by a Pride closing party hosted by Betty Swollocks. On Wed 18 March it is the landlord’s annual 30th birthday party which means a great line up of entertainment including Karen Noble and impressionist Christopher Gee. It is the final of the Q Factor on Wed 25 March with a top prize of £250. There is one final chance to get in, at the last heat on Thur 19 March.

Winter Pride closes with a flourish at Charles Street, with Miss Jason performing on Sun 15 March at 7:15pm followed by The Queer Cheer Variety Show at 8:30 upstairs in the club. This diverse LGBT performance spectacle features drag kings and queens, dance, comedy, poetry, and magic. Door tax is £4/ £7 with money going to the Brighton & Hove LGBT Switchboard.

Other highlights for the month include Topping and Butch on Sun 22 March and Lady Imelda on Sun 29 March.

The Amsterdam Dr. Brightons DR. BRIGHTONS IS back! Charles and his team have injected this much loved local favourite with a new lease of life and is becoming a pre club hotspot on the weekend, including Electronic Disco on Sat 21st and Tony B most other Saturdays. Head down there and enjoy the friendly atmosphere, as well as their special prescription cocktails most nights, and free pool during the week.

LEGENDS IS certainly cabaret-ing it up with regular Monday slots by Dave Lynn and Lady Imelda, Bingo on Wednesdays with Gabbi, celebration on Fridays and the Cabaret Lounge on Thursdays starring Pat Cruise on the 12th, Candy on 18th, and Davina Sparkle on 26th.

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r-bar AS WELL as being a hot pre-clubbing venue, r-bar has recently been a favorite haunt of mine after the clubs kick out on a Friday and Saturday, where late night breakfasts are buy one get one free, and drinks are still £1.99 (as they are most other nights!).

Whilst every night is a buzzing hub of activity, one of the best atmospheres to be found in the r-bar is on a Sunday, when there are so many elements to entertain, from the roasts to the acoustic artists (Em Sun 15 March and Nicolette Street Sun 22 March) to Miss Jason’s Bingo.

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fe\/'scene Jonny Min London LONDON, AS USUAL is a hive of activity throughout the next two weeks, with many promoters seemingly leaning towards sexually fuelled, hedonistic clubnights. How very rude! With the finest of London’s gay scene DJs and some international superstars thrown in for good measure, you know its going to be a good couple of weekends.

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NOW FIRMLY cemented into London’s clubbing calendar, the Matinee Group return with a sex-fuelled, raunchy night of Balearic infused tech-house. Special guest DJ J. Louis supports promoter Oliver M, Pagano, Guy Williams, Pier Morocco, Paul Heron and many more. Fierce International will supply the hunky dancers, whilst the Matinee production team transform Club Colloseum into an orgy of sensations with a red light district, a maze of lasers and a special themed VIP room. Naughty! www.evolvedevents.co.uk © Laurence Conton

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Lovechild returns to Pacha AFTER A HUGELY successful Love Muscle XX Valentines Ball, the raunchy night is back at Brixton’s legendary Fridge venue. Expect very naughty performances, with caged slaves and sexy boys stripped bare, aiming to give you the most hormonally charged night in town.

Music comes courtesy of Jo Public, Andy Almighty, Marc Andrews and Paul Short, spinning house from uplifting anthems to dirty and tribal. Plus, a special PA from Shanie Campell performing Read My Lips, Don’t Give Me Your Life, and Wrap Me Up, all massive Love Muscle Anthems. www.fridge.co.uk

Paddy’s Revenge Beyond Belief BEYOND IS GOING from strength to strength at the moment, as one of the capital’s biggest afterhours parties. On Sat 14 March Beyond presents a special 10 hour, extended edition of the clubnight, with free Beyond memberships to the first 300 people through the doors.

POPSTARZ, STALWART of the indie-kid club scene has successfully moved to a new home, The Bloomsbury Ballrooms, just five minutes from Tottenham Court Road. There are three rooms of pop and indie madness every Friday night with happy hours from 9-10pm with many drinks 2-4-1. www.popstarz.org © Laurence Conton

ALEX ERFAN’S brand new clubnight returns for the second instalment, urging you to fall in Love with clubbing again. Very special guests for the night are the extremely talented production duo Hoxton Whores, who will bring their blend of chunky tech-house to the Pacha dancefloor. Chris Geary will supply the eye candy, so expect chiselled muscle marys and cute boys galore. www.alexerfan.com

Something for the students ONE OF WEST London’s premier venues has launched a new weekly student night. Every Thursday at West 5 is Sandra’s Student House Party with DJ Stevie B on the decks supplying classic anthems. There will be drag acts on hand to lighten the mood, plus cheap drinks and student food. All this with absolutely no door charge!

Blooming Popstarz THE EXTREMELY TALENTED Danny Verde, a rising star in the production world, is making his UK DJing debut at Revolver at The Fridge, Brixton On Sat 28 Feb. Danny is responsible for DJDownload.com’s chart topping remixes of Andrea Carnell’s Open Up Your Heart and his own collaboration with Halmadaxx, Pushin’ To The Top. Danny will be supported by the Revolver allstar DJs including Oliver M, Paul Heron and Guy Williams. © Laurence Conton

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THE BOYS at XXL are celebrating two saints at one party on Sat 14 March! The first is the Patron Saint of Ireland, St Patrick, the other is the Patron Saint of XXL, Mark Ames. Expect much debauchery, fierce music, and the attitude free atmosphere that’s made it famous! www.xxl-london.com

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Beautiful Bristol, just three hours drive from Brighton and a scant two hours from London, is the perfect destination if you yearn for a weekend of fun in an exciting new location. Bristol has undergone something of a renaissance in recent times, with the opening of the multi-million pound Cabot Circus shopping centre shooting the city into the top ten destinations in the UK. Brizzle, as it’s known by locals, also has some of the most stylish hotels to be found anywhere in the country and a thriving gay scene which has grown hugely in the last year.

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Change your beliefs and you change your life!

Brighton’s first Vegan Fayre is set to be a huge success.

Dispelling the myths and lies of the fitness industry

YOU ARE READING this article - but if I said that everyone’s reading a different article would you maybe think I was crazy?

The truth is everyone’s reality is different based on their beliefs and everyone’s account of this article will be different.

The source of conflict usually comes from conflicting beliefs: the more willing you are to understand others beliefs the more opportunity and choice you will have in your life. The person with the more open

BRIGHTON HAS long enjoyed its reputation for having more vegans per capita than anywhere else in the world – so when the organisers of the Bristol Vegan Fayre were looking for a new city to launch in, there was really only one choice! Taking place at the Brighton Centre on Sat 21 Mar, the Fayre is all about exploding preconceptions - so if you thought veganism was all brown rice and tofu then you’re in for a very pleasant surprise!

“We wanted to build on the success of the Bristol Vegan Fayre and Brighton seemed the obvious choice - but the response has taken us all by surprise,” says organiser Tim Barford of Bristol hemp company Yaoh. “The signs are we are set for a sell out, which is exceptional for a first time event!”

As you’d expect, the Fayre offers a dizzying array of vegan food choices and cook-

I HAVE NO time to exercise!

This should be the biggest myth of all myths in fitness. It’s the lie I hear most of all. In short it drives me crazy! So this one’s for both guys and gals: guess what, there IS time out there… you just have to make time!

Time is short for some, so we must maximise what we have to exercise regularly, and eat well.

With exercise, you must commit to certain times and days per week as if you were attending an appointment. I put my training in my diary so nothing else gets in the way! If you find this hard make an appointment with a personal trainer (CVPT: 07876-558850) who will ensure you make the time.

Training with a partner also helps you to stick with a set time as you feel you’ve not only let yourself down, but them too should you drop out.

belief system ultimately wins as they are closer to the truth of any situation and will make better decisions.

How are beliefs powerful? A good example is stage hypnosis. The basis of hypnosis is that YOU believe the hypnotist has some power over you. If you don’t believe this then you won’t be hypnotised! It’s that simple! If you want to change something about yourself start to believe it! What things do you believe in your life that are not what they appear to be?

ery demos – but there’s also loads of entertainment on offer too, with Mark from the Levellers among the headline acts, alongside The King Blues, Macka B, Sohodolls and the Clive Palmer Band.

More than 120 stalls are already booked for the event, which in its first year is threatening to eclipse the success of its long-established sister Fayre in Bristol. Tickets for the day, which runs from 11am to 7pm, are available from the Yaoh website – details below.

Attending high intensity classes that deliver fast results, will maximise your gains in a short amount of time. My faves are Kettlebell training (Brighton Kettlebells: 07876-558850), and Box-X (ZT Fitness: 01273 202226).

In the next issue we’ll be maximising our time for a healthy diet.

Just Jean

Brighton Vegan Fayre 2009

Christian Vila Personal Training

Tel 0844 9910094 www.extraordinarylife.org.uk If you have a problem and you think Jean can help, email mindmatters@extraordinarylife.org.uk

Sat Mar 21, Brighton Centre 11am - 7pm Tickets from www.yaoh.co.uk/catalog www.veganfayre.co.uk

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GPtips Is masturbation good for you? Dr Satinder Kumar explores a touchy subject.

TO WANK or not to wank – as the Bard might have mused.

On the one hand, it gets the job done without getting your shoes muddy, on the other (if you use two hands that is) it gives you hairy palms.

But recent research puts a new twist on the old dilemma: “Men should be encouraged to masturbate,” say researchers from Australia and the States. Researchers questioned over 1,000 men with prostate cancer and 1,250 men with normal prostates about sexual habits.

They found men who had ejaculated the most between the ages of 20 and 50 were the least likely to develop prostate cancer. The protective effect of masturbation was greatest for men over 45 years. Men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely

to develop prostate cancer later in life. Solo ejaculations appear to protect more than penetrative sex. It is thought that ejaculating frequently prevents carcinogens building-up in the prostate gland. Animal studies show

carcinogens found in cigarette smoke are concentrated in the prostate too. Fewer ejaculations mean the carcinogens build up.

“The more you flush the ducts out, the fewer toxins there are to hang around and damage the cells that line them.” So don’t

die of stagnation.

Of course, masturbation is more pleasurable if there is a few days’ worth to unload, and no-one is recommending a five-a-day approach. As ever, there’s a fine balance between pleasure and health, and the research itself is far from conclusive. Alas, circle jerks and hand jobs weren’t explored so we’re all left guessing about the value to the NHS of masturbation clinics. Nonetheless, if the studies are confirmed, masturbation looks set to come out from the shadows and regain the upper hand.

Little did Julius Caesar know he would speak for 21st-century man when, describing wanking as a “majestic diversion”, he recommended that “to the lonely it is company; to the forsaken it is a friend; to the aged and to the impotent a benefactor…this majestic diversion.”

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Do you want a Rosie future?

Kim Lummis asks: are you under the paw?

ROSIE IS A bouncy, lively and affectionate girl who is lots of fun to be around.

This 1-2 year old mongrel has a real enthusiasm for life and she loves interacting with people. Rosie likes the company of her fellow pooches and she could live with a male dog.

She will need active owners who will enjoy continuing with her training programme in her new home.

DOES YOUR DOG let you know when it’s time to get up, go for a walk or have their food?

Do they ask to go outside fifteen times whilst you’re watching Corrie, yet settle quietly during the commercials? Or become the hungriest, most forlorn, neglected dog in the world whilst you’re eating, regardless of the fact that their bowl is full?

If you have smiled knowingly to a few of those scenarios, then without being able to speak your language, your dog has you so well trained they would love to be able to enter you for the Pride Dog Show this year!

If this is as bad as it gets then, apart from a slightly deflated ego, you may not have too much to worry about. If, on the other hand, your dog has started controlling other areas of your life, like deciding who may visit your house, can walk

The lovely Rosie

Dr. Satinder Kumar

Battersea

Have you got a question about health? Write and ask Satinder, a gay Brighton-based doctor.

Whatever’s on your mind, he’s here to help. Send your questions to ask@one80news.co.uk. All queries will be treated in the strictest of confidence. No names will be used in any published articles.

Dogs and Cats Home Tel 020 7627 9234 rehoming@battersea.org.uk

past your house, can stroke them or who landscapes your garden (you or the dog?), then just maybe you’re in trouble and need some help. However, it’s likely not to be your fault.

Some dogs are far harder work than others and these are the difficult bunch that I’m generally called into help with.

Your dog doesn’t have to control your life, and you should be able to see results rapidly when you start to take control.

Bark Busters Dog training and therapy service Tel 0808 1004071 www.barkbusters.co.uk

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The Blue Man

Orjowan

11 Little East Street, Brighton Tel 01273 325529 • www.bluemanrestaurant.co.uk

6 Kenway Road, Earl’s Court, London SW5 0RR Tel 020 73703074 • www.orjowan.co.uk

AFTER HEARING mixed reviews about the North African Restaurant The Blue Man, I decided to try it for myself. Majid, the chef and owner (and exfootballer) had told me that a lot of the recipes had come from his mother and that he was returning on a visit to North Africa to pick up some more.

Upon entering the restaurant one is immediately transported to a different world - the inside of a richly adorned, Berber tent, with blue mosaic tiles, rich

cushions and a very North African feel. Warmly greeted by our waitress for the evening, Bella, we sat down to enjoy a meal full of new flavours and tastes. Upon recommendation we decided to opt for the “Kemia” – a single platter of food combining starters, salads and a choice of tagine, the traditional North African claypot casserole. While we waited we enjoyed a glass of the house white and some olives and listened to traditional music.

The Kemia (£16) arrived and I have to say was a little disappointing. A hearty sized portion and nicely presented, but I had expected a much richer, spicier, more flavoursome tagine (£12 for a main portion) as the piece de resistance of the meal. The “Krouf” house speciality lamb tagine, unfortunately lacked depth and my companion’s chicken tagine created the same comment. On the plus side however, the taguella bread seasoned with tomato and herbs served with the seasonal dips was moreish and the merquez (spicy lamb sausages) tasty, as were the halloumi cheese and egg and anchovy salad. We completed the meal with a shared portion of the home–made orange semolina cake served with vanilla ice-cream (£6). This was lovely and light and thoroughly enjoyable.

If you haven’t had a North African experience then The Blue Man is certainly worth a try.

Charlie’s Kitchen recipes

Tuna and Olive Cannelloni Oh my God! That Italian guy at the deli around the corner was just tooo gorgeous! My mascarpone has melted and my olives are on fire! I think I need a glass of Prosecco to cool me down!

METHOD

INGREDIENTS • 1 250g pack dried cannelloni tubes (3 tubes per person - 4 if you are very hungry!)

• 1 tin tuna chunks in spring water • 10 large green olives (pitted) • 10 cherry tomatoes (halved) • 2 cloves garlic peeled and finely chopped • 1/2 teaspoon Tabasco • 1 tablespoon olive oil • Handful fresh basil • 200g grated parmesan cheese • 1/4 pint milk • 1 tablespoon butter or butter substitute • 1/2 tablespoon plain flour • Squeeze of lemon • 1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper

• Preheat the oven to 180c.

• For the sauce: • In a saucepan melt the butter over a low heat • Remove from the heat, add the flour and stir in gently to make a paste • Add a tablespoon of the milk and return to the heat • Gently stir continuously until the sauce begins to thicken • Continue slowly adding the milk • When all the milk has been added and the sauce has thickened, slowly mix in the cheese • Finish off by adding the black pepper • Heat the olive oil over a medium heat and add the garlic • Drain the tuna and add with the olives and tomatoes • When the tomatoes begin to soften add the lemon and Tabasco • Fill the cannelloni tubes with the tuna mixture and lay flat in lightly oiled oven dish • Sprinkle over the basil and cover the tubes with cheese sauce • Bake for 30 minutes until the cheese starts to turn golden brown

TO SERVE • Serve with hot garlic bread. Belissimo!

Charlie runs Tasty Delish – modern, delicious food cooked in your own kitchen with menus tailor made to your individual requirements and budget. For a free quote on your private lunch, drinks party or dinner party contact Charlie on 07910 011097

THIS WEEK I wanted a well deserved break from the office and decamped to Orjowan, a Lebanese restaurant in Earl’s Court.

Some friends from Oz were with us, and they were delighted to sit and enjoy some truly delicious platters of Lebanese food as we caught up on two years worth of gossip.

Lebanese food is best shared and enjoyed slowly, and Orjowan’s relaxed surroundings are the perfect environment to do both. Our uniformly delicious choices included hoummous, kebbah nayeh (lamb tartare), jawaneh (chicken wings in lemon and garlic), makanek (lebanese sausages flambéed in lemon), moujaddara (purée of lentils and rice) and grilled kellaj (Lebanese bread filled with halloumi cheese). The service is fantastic, and with all the mezze coming in at between £2.50 and £5.00, a fantastic meal can be had for a very reasonable price.

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Location Kingsway Court, First & Second Avenue, Hove, East Sussex, BN3 2LR Tel 0845 201 0835 Open Mon-Sat noon-2pm, 6.30pm-11pm; Sun noon-2.30pm, 6.30pm11pm Web www.balibrasserie.co.uk There’s not much left that can surprise a resident of Brighton, respect indeed then to the Hove-based Bali Brasserie, which manages to delight and astound from the outset. Situated opposite the pretty Hove seafront and with no worthy rival eatery in sight, the restaurant has had the space to develop a unique personality and cultivate its genuine Southeast-Asian feel.

The spacious bar is reputedly the longest in Brighton and its wave-like shape is complemented by banana-leaf fans, traditional paintings, figurines and bamboo pillars. Non-diners are welcome, but may be temped by the extraordinarily reasonable two-course bar meals for £6.95, with a choice of eight starters and 12 main courses. There is live music in the bar every Thursday and Friday evening, and karaoke on Sunday nights. The restaurant itself is pleasingly airy with ceiling fans, crisp table linen, comfortable armchairs and quietly attentive staff all adding to the relaxing ambience.

The chefs were hand-picked by Indonesian-born owner Tanjit Calais. Whilst in Malaysia, he invited hopefuls to cook at his mother’s house and arranged for the best three to come to Brighton. Unsurprisingly this has resulted in some inspired creations. The house speciality, the Indonesian rijsttafel (rice table), is a four-course feast featuring a unique ‘eat as much as you like’ buffet of 15 different Indonesian dishes (good value at £16.95). We started with a beautiful sweetcorn and vegetable soup served with giant Javanese prawn crackers. This was followed by the most delicious chicken satay served with a vegetable salad topped with peanut sauce. The main course buffet was a dazzling array of beef, chicken, king prawns, noodles, rice and vegetable dishes; and for dessert we opted for a refreshingly cool mango torte.

All the food here is gratifyingly good value, with starters ranging between £3.25 and £7.95, and mains between £4.25 and £7.75. Desserts are around £3 and consist of ice creams and sorbets or, for the more adventurous, the pisang flambé Balinese – banana flambéed in liqueurs and butter with cinnamon and coconut ice cream – which is a perfectly flavoursome conclusion to an aromatic evening.

Review from The Sussex Food & Drink Guide, 2008 Kingsway Court, First Avenue, Hove (on seafront) Tel: 01273 323810 www.balibrasserie.co.uk