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COURSES ONLINE Biomedical Technologies Medical Terminology September 8-December 16

Communication Sciences Introduction to Linguistics September 8-December 8

Community Development Design Strategies September 8-December 8

Computer Science Microcomputer Application Software

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Economics Principles of Macroeconomics September 8-December 8

English Race & Ethnicity in Literary Studies September 2-December 10 Advanced Writing: Poetry September 8-December 8

History The Sixties September 2-December 10

Mechanical Engineering Computational Solid Modeling September 2-December 10

Nutrition & Food Sciences Sports Nutrition September 3-December 10

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Speech Rhetoric of Reggae Music September 8-December 9

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Crisis Cults September 3-December 10 Wed, 6-9 pm

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Introduction to Forensic Anthropology September 4-December 4 Thu, 6-9 pm What Is Applied Anthropology? September 8-December 8 Mon, 6-9 pm

Elementary American Sign Language II September 3-December 10 Wed, 4:40-7:40 pm

Area & International Studies Chinese Medicine September 8-December 8 Mon, 5-8 pm

Intermediate American Sign Language September 3-December 10 Wed, 4:40-7:40 pm

Art Drawing September 4-December 4 Thur, 6-8:50 pm

Community Development Introduction to Agricultural & Resource Entrepreneurship September 8-December 8 Mon, 5-8 pm

Two-Dimensional Studies September 4-December 4 Thur, 6-8:50 pm Three-Dimensional Studies September 3-December 10 Wed, 4:40-7:30 pm

Solar Strategies for Building Construction September 8-December 8 Mon, 6:30-9 pm

Introduction to Fine Metals September 2-December 9 Tue, 6-8:50 pm

Community Planning & Design September 2-December 9 Tue, 5-8 pm

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Green Principles of Design October 10-18 Fri, Sat, Sun, varied times

Clay: Wheel Throwing September 4-December 4 Thur, 6-8:50 pm

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Painting September 2-December 9 Tue, 5:30-8:20 pm

Computer Programming I September 2-December 19 Tue & Thu, 5-6:15 pm Tue Lab, 6:30-8:30 pm

Graphic Design September 3-December 10 Wed, 4:40-7:30 pm The Later 19th Century: Courbet to Van Gogh September 2-December 9 Tue, 5:30-8:15 pm

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American Literature September 3-December 10 Mon & Wed, 6-7:30 pm Science Fiction & Fantasy Literature September 3-December 10 Wed, 5:30-8:30 pm Expository Writing September 3-December 3 Wed, 6-9 pm Introduction to African Literature September 3-December 10 Wed, 5-8 pm Dorothy Canfield Fisher September 4-December 4 Thur, 5-8 pm

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James Joyce's Ulysses September 2-December 5 Tue, 5-7:45 pm

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Vermont Wilderness: History, Science & Policy September 2-December 9 Tue, 5-8 pm Environmental Peace Movements September 8-December 8 Mon, 4-7 pm Geography of Canada September 4-December 4 Thur, 6-8:45 pm

Fundamentals of Nutrition September 3-December 10 Wed, 6-8:45 pm

Painting, Ecological Perception & Theory September 3-December 10 Wed, 5-7:50 pm

Principles of Microeconomics September 3-December 10 Wed, 5-8 pm

Sense of Community & Place September 3-December 10 Wed, 6-9 pm

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Written Expression September 2-December 9 Tue & Thur, 6-7:30 pm

Aging & Ethical Issues September 3-December 10 Wed, 4-7 pm

Basic Statistical Methods September 2-December 16 Tues, 6-9 pm

Psychological Mechanisms of Racism, Heterosexism, Bias & Oppression September 8-December 8 Mon, 5:15-8:05 pm

Fundamentals of Public Administration September 4-December 4 Thur, 4-7 pm

American Musical Theater September 2-December 9 Tue & Thur, 7-8:30 pm

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Women's Studies Violence Against Women September 3-December 10 Wed, 4-7 pm Youth & Reproductive Health: Crowing Up in the Shadow of AIDS September 2-December 9 Tue, 4-7 pm

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History of US to 1876 September 2-December 9 J Tue, 4:30-7:30 pm History of US Since 1876 September 3-December 10 Wed, 4-7:15 pm

Elements of Statistics September 8-December 15 Mon, 6:30-9:15 pm

Statistics for Business September 3-December 17 Wed, 5:45-7:30 pm

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REVIEWING THE REVIEW As a long-time fan of both Colleen Sexton and Martin Sexton, I need to respond to Robert Resnik’s recent review [July 30] of Colleen Sextons newest CD and first national release, Greatest F ind... That “review” was really more Resnik’s comparison of Colleen to her older brother M artin than an actual review of the songs and performance on the CD. Resnik starts the article by saying that “Colleen Sexton has a problem.” He shows in his rant that, by not being able to give Colleens work a fair and accurate listen and then review the songs and the perform ance in an unbiased, informed manner, he is actually the prob lem. I kept wondering, what would this review sound like if Colleen’s last name were not Sexton? If Resnik wanted to offer a review on M artin’s work, he should have reviewed Black Sheep again. W hy did Resnik need to fur ther slight the artist by writing that Colleen was not an “ace” self’ f- ■ promoter? W hat does this have to do with reviewing a CD? ...In addition, there were bla tant errors: Colleen’s first tour was not with Martin; Resnik stated that all of the songs on Greatest

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HALF-EMPTY CUP? W hile we at M uddy Waters certainly appreciate being voted “Runner-Up” in the “Best Place to Get Caffeinated” category [“Daysies Awards,” July 30], we would like to point out that get ting people caffeinated has never been our goal. M uddy Waters is and always will be about a relax ing atmosphere where our cus tomers can feel welcomed and respected while they enjoy food and drink with or without caf feine. Coffee houses are more than places to get jacked up, as both M uddy’s and Radio Bean exempli fy. Offering a community a place BURLINGTON to gather and talk, study, play chess, read, write or just sit and WILD ABOUT TONY contemplate is a lofty goal, and I’ve got a notion; I’m going to one that perhaps cannot be funGoshen. Reading [Paula] Routly’s article about Tony Clark, innkeep neled into a readers’ choice cate gory. er at Blueberry Hill [“Forest Next year, Seven Days could G um ption,” July 23], gave me a add a category: “Best place to sit sense of hope for our “wilderness” around,” or maybe “Best place to state. I’m grateful he settled here and I appreciate his efforts to keep meet with friends.” We may still yf be runner-up, or make no showall interests involved with regard ting at;all, but at least it would to the land Puse in our state. There J better represent what coffee-house is nothing better than to be on owners are trying to accomplish. those cross-country ski trails midBest non-bar to get a beer? Best February with only the sound of place to watch Phishheads? Best my labored breath. Kate McMahon place to hang out with people who have dreadlocks? The possi SOUTH BURLINGTON bilities are endless... Thanks for

Find are Colleen Sexton composi tions. T hat’s not the case — there are two covers on the record. (Did he look at the CD jacket?) Accord Music Group is the record label for this new CD , Greatest Find, they are not “managing” Colleen Sexton, as Resnik wrote. (Again, did he look at the C D jacket?!) So much for fact-checking and accurate reporting. Seven Days readers deserve better! And so does Greatest Find! Hopefully Seven Days readers will give Colleen Sexton’s new CD a listen and decide for themselves. Nancy Rondeau

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TROOP SCOOP O ur men and women in Iraq deserve our support. I support our troops and I am deeply saddened when another death is reported. Supporting these fine young men and women doesn’t mean I sup port the policies of the Bush administration whose lies have precipitated this dangerous situa tion in Iraq. As if the deceptions of Bush and his cronies weren’t bad enough, it has now been revealed that the Whitehouse Gang has recklessly short-changed our troops. The usu ally conservative publication Army Times has run blistering editorials on the subject... According to another source, the Newhouse News Service, “U.S. troops in Iraq suffered through months of unnec essarily poor living conditions because some civilian contractors hired by the Army for logistics sup port failed to show up.” The Financial Times reports the dismal performance of private con tractors in Iraq. Thus the ideologi cal rush to privatization has taken priority over the safety of our men and women on the front line. The U.S. military has shifted many tasks into the hands of such private contractors as Kellogg Brown and Root, a subsidiary of Halliburton, of which, curiously enough, our

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ig Blue’s Monday announcement of layoffs at its Essex Junction plant was hardly a sur prise. More surprising was where Gov. Jim Douglas placed the blame. You might recall that when IBM laid off 1000 workers in June 2002, gubernatorial candidate Douglas blamed the bad news on the Democrats, the burdensome permit process they championed, and the lack of progress in building the Circumferential Highway, a.k.a. the IBM Driveway. Gov. Howard Dean called that “silly political talk.” Ho-Ho said the IBM layoffs were due to a downturn in the global microchip market and had nothing to do with Vermont policy or the Circ Highway. As everyone knows, Candidate Douglas kept hammering away on the job losses in Vermont and blaming them exclusively on Vermont’s Democratic antibusiness regime. It worked for him as he defeated Democrat Doug Racine in November. But unlike Candidate Douglas a year ago, Gov. Douglas on Monday issued a statement blaming the job losses on some thing he refused to acknowledge during the 2002 campaign.. “The developments at IBM,” said Gov. Douglas, “reflect the weakness of the world wide demand for its microelectronics prod ucts.” W hat a difference a year makes, eh? Meanwhile, Burlington Mayor Peter Clavelle, who’s the Democratic/Progressive frontrunner to challenge Jimmy D in 2004, was even clearer on where the blame lies. Both this year and last, said Mayor Moonie, the job cuts at Big Blue “had noth ing to do with the permit process and every thing to do with an economy that’s gone south under the leadership of George Bush.” Clavelle also found it “ironic” that the IBM job losses come on the heels of the Douglas administration laying off state workers at the Department of Employment and Training, “the office that has the mission of providing services to dislocated workers.” Interesting, eh? DeanW atch2004 — So much going on in Dean Land it’s tough to choose where to begin this week. The Energizer Bunny presidential candi date has been flat out. In the last week Howard Dean and omnipresent Gal Friday Kate O'Connor have mastered the art of being everywhere at once. Kate’s the darling daughter of former House Speaker Tim O'Connor from Brattleboro. She has been with Ho-Ho since he was the unknown lieutenant gover nor o f a tiny New England State. Kate plays Tinkerbell to Dean’s Peter Pan, and she plays it well. W hat else but pixie dust explains how Dean appears to be in several places at once? In the last couple days, Howard and Kate have been flying from Buffalo, New York, to Ypsilanti, Michigan, to Tucson, Arizona, with stops in Cleveland and South Bend, all the while appearing to have never left Iowa. T hat’s where Peter Pan himself performed on guitar and harp last week at a

The dude can blow a mean harp mean the Des Moines Register posted a sound file on his Web site. And the Chicago Tribune sent its theater critic, Michael Phillips, to cover it! Phillips had a few great lines as he described the not short but “compactly built” Dean from an artistic perspective. “There’s a certain shyness to Howard Dean,” he wrote, “but it’s constantly at war with his impatience.” In Buffalo, Howard Dean was the only Democratic candidate to show up in person at the Young Democrats bash. They went gaga over him. In Michigan he met the interested, curi ous and adoring at a picnic where one of his biggest congressional fans, Rep. John Conyers, stood by his side. Sources say Conyers has pitched Ho-Ho on Capitol Hill as the only Democratic with a real plan to beat George W. Bush, and that he’s working to get the Congres sional Black Caucus behind Howard. Meanwhile, the money keeps rolling in. The third quarter, a year out, is traditional ly the slowest quarter for presidential cam paign fundraising. And certainly it will be for most campaigns. Not Ho-Ho’s. Look for “Dean for America” to more than double the $7.6 million that poured in last quarter. Maybe even $20 million. W hen you’re hot, you’re hot. Dean’s Internet fundraising has been a revelation. It’s a 21st-century technique of grassroots organizing via mouse-clicking. This week George W. Bush’s reelection campaign launched its own copy of Dean’s online money operation. But Dr. Dean is not relying on the Internet alone. Howard and Kate have been hitting many a private fundraiser where folks write checks with three zeroes in them. Last weekend, Dean brought his star quality to well-attended fundraisers in Cleveland, Chicago, well-heeled Oak Brook, Illinois, and Michigan City, Indiana. A few weeks back we warned you not to be surprised if the Dean campaign declined public financing and the spending limits * that go with it. This week, leading political wags are gnashing their teeth over the possi bility that Dr. Dean will do just that. Liberal purists are howling that Dr. Dean would be a “hypocrite” if he changed his mind, and the Dean camp has tried to dampen the hot coals. Campaign guru Joe Trippi told the Washington Post the topic has only come up in “casual conversation among campaign staff.” It’s easy to imagine the Trippster asking Kasey the Campaign Canine, “W hat would you rather have, Kasey, a spending cap that requires us to get outspent by $80 million, or be dead?” Kasey would surely flop over and play dead in a heartbeat. O f course, John Kerry, the richest man in the U.S. Senate, isn’t on the public financing train and neither is George W. Bush. Dubya will have about $200 million to spend. If Dean goes the public financing

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Mensa Reject of the Week (Tie) Doctors at Poriah Hospital in northern Israel performed emergency sur gery after a woman swallowed a bug while cleaning her house. The surgery was nec essary, the newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth

Mr. Sensitive After a surveillance videotape caught Milwaukee police Officer Robert Henry, 34, roughing up suspect Billy Miles in a police station holding room, Henry was fired, then reinstated. He subsequendy applied for and was granted lifetime duty disability to compen sate for stress related to the incident. Henry will receive a lump-sum payment of $23,300 and a monthly allowance of $3293.59 until he is 63, when he will be eligible for his police pension. One to a Customer After Zimbabwe seized white-owned farms and launched a program to redistribute them to landless blacks, President Robert Mugabe had to issue orders to government officials who had grabbed

more than one farm for themselves to give back the others.

Freedom from Expression Town officials in Barre, Vermont, accused police Officer John M ott of using his uniform to persuade a custodi an to open a school in the middle of the night so he could photograph class proj ects that he had found objectionable. Among them were a poster of President Bush with duct tape over his mouth and a large papier-mache combat boot with the American flag inside stepping on a doll. Noting that he was in uniform but on his break, M ott explained that he “wanted everybody else to see what was in that room.”

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The Immigration and Naturalization Service seized a car that was used to transport illegal immi grants from Mexico into the United States, but agents failed to notice 199 pounds of marijuana hidden in its bumpers. Four months later, Mexican resident Jose Aguado Cervantes, 67, bought the car at a government auction in San Diego, California. Three months after that, customs agents found the pot when Cervantes tried to enter the United States and arrested him. He was released after spending three and a half months in jail when investigators deter mined that the marijuana wasn’t his. Cervantes sued the government, which claimed it had immunity. A federal appeals court decided otherwise, calling the government’s argument “so off the mark as to be embarrassing.” Noting that federal prosecutors failed to heed

the court’s earlier order to settle the case, the justices of the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals added that the government “thumbs its nose at its obligation to see that justice is done.”

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Huynh Van Gat admitted to authorities in Vietnam’s An Giang province that he painted a 1-kilo gram iron lump with cow fat and black paint and tried passing it off as valuable black bronze, which he hoped to sell for 1 billion dong ($64,683J. According to the newspaper Tuoi Tre, three business people from Ho Chi Minh City offered 900 million dong, which Gat accepted. The buyers paid with counterfeit money.

No Such Thing as a Foolproof Plan Authorities in Westchester County, New York, reported breaking up a stolen-car ring that parked the lux ury cars in the Bronx to make sure they didn’t have Lo-Jack theft-warning sys tems. Police found one car, but instead of taking it back they installed a global positioning system. W hen the thieves showed up to move it, police tracked it to a Bronx body shop, whose owner reportedly helped the thieves sell or dis mantle the cars.

Inappropriate Uses for Food A 29-year-old food service delivery driv er was fired after witnesses reported spotting him naked and fondling him self with Styrofoam containers used to deliver food to senior citizens. “He was totally, totally naked, nothing on,” wit ness Frank Solomon said. “He was buck naked, over the food.”

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Just after Jacobs spoke, the police commission got a report from Jennifer Morrison, director o f the C hittenden U nit for Special Investigations (CUSI), which handles all sex crimes in Chittenden County. As M orrison told the commissioners, CUSI has an excel lent record when it comes to putting away sex-crime offenders. Last year, the unit had a 98 percent conviction rate, with only two cases going to trial. For crimes against children, they had a 40 percent confession rate by offenders. For a unit that handles some o f the most underreported crimes out there — child abuse, sex crimes and violence against the elderly and disabled — those are impressive figures. But one CUSI statistic was troubling. In the last eight m onths, the unit hasn’t received a single report o f a sex crime from the University o f Vermont. W hile it would be great to report that sex crimes on the U VM campus and throughout Burlington are on the d e fin e , the latest figures from the W o m els Rape Crisis Center show quite the opposite. In the last year, they’ve seen a 15 percent rise in the num ber of survivors they served, while the num ber o f calls to their rapecrisis hotline more than doubled. Fewer than one in four victims reported their assault to the police. The UVM Women’s Center has seen similar trends. According to Director Sharon Snow, a survey done three years ago at the University of Cincinnati of women college students across the country found that in any given academic year, about 3 percent experience completed or attempted rape. “If you apply those num bers to UVM, then that’s about 140 female students per year,” says Snow. “And there’s no reason to suspect that UVM is any different than any other campus.” Survivors of sexual assault fail to report the crimes for many reasons, some of which have little or nothing to do with the police themselves. College students are often intoxicated at the time of their attack, may blame themselves, don’t want their parents to find out, or simply want their lives to return to normal. As Snow points out, the pressures o f completing a college education are tough enough with out trying to prosecute a criminal case. But it’s w orth keeping in m ind that people who are better educated and white — like most UVM students — are probably more likely to feel comfortable going to the police than those who are less educated or from racial or ethnic minorities. So it’s not surprising that, say, a young black m an or a Vietnamese im m igrant from the O ld N orth End m ight be reluctant to report a crime. T he Burlington police sure have their work cut out for them. ® The Womens Rape Crisis H otline is 8 6 3 -1 2 3 6 or 1-800-489-7273.

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Arnold's candidacy hadn't been up and running for more than an hour before I wanted to shoot the television screen. of Governor Gray Davis, vote for Gary Coleman or Arianna Huffington, whose penises, or whatever, are sure to be real.” OK, so I jest a little. W hat else can I do in the face of this idiotic spectacle, this car nival show, this grotesque distraction of the nation and the world, engineered by Karl Rove in Dubya Bush’s W hite House and hyped by the whores of the media to a degree undreamed o f even during the Clinton-Lewinsky sexcapades of 1998 and 1999? If there’s anything like justice still alive in the universe, our so-called journal ists, commentators, pundits and “news” executives will be frying someday in their own special hell, condemned to ride exer cise bikes through all eternity while munching on spoiled sushi, reading back issues of People and Us and watching an endless “Barbara Walters Special” interview with Jennifer Lopez. Arnold’s candidacy hadn’t been up and running for more than an hour before I wanted to shoot the television screen. W hy . the reporters haven’t asked him to strip for

one more thought out of his empty head, or see one more picture of his toothy, scrawny, Kennedy wife, currently outdoing her mother and aunts in the grinning death’s-head division, I just might do some thing drastic. As columnist Joe Conason remarks in Salon, “W hy don’t we put some real cartoon characters in office instead of all these cheap imitations?” Really, this ought to be a visual column and not a written one, since image and illusion are the only valued currency in the land of 24/7 and the realm of Bush 43. That’s Dubya, in case you can’t count, who’s now on sale as a 12-inch “Action Figure” courtesy of K-B Toys — yours for only $39.99! You think I’m making this up? I’m star ing at the ad: “Elite Force Aviator: George W. Bush — U.S. President and Naval Aviator,” dressed in the same phony duds he wore on May 1, 2003, when he “Top Gunned” his way onto the deck of the USS Abraham Lincoln. This, you’ll remember, is when he also declared an end to hostilities in Iraq, thus enabling the Pentagon to pay the soldiers fighting and dying there less money than they’d get if a war were still officially in progress. T hat’s right, the boys and girls risking their unwelcome lives in Iraq got a pay cut. Betcha didn’t know that! “Exacting in detail,” says K-B Toys, “and fully equipped with authentic gear, this limited-edition action figure is a metic ulous 1.6 scale recreation of the Commander-in-Chief’s appearance during his historic Aircraft Carrier landing.” Not only that, it’s “fully poseable” and features “a realistic head sculpt, fully detailed cloth flight suit, helmet with oxygen mask, sur vival vest, g-pants, parachute harness and much more! This incredibly detailed figure is a fitting addition to the collection of those interested in U.S. history, military memorabilia and toyfs].” I haven’t bought my doll yet, so I don’t know if you can pull down Dubya’s “gpants” and check his crotch for extra padding, but K-B does take time to warn the credulous, “Actual figure may vary slighdy from item shown.” Since all Dubya does anymore is pop on television to announce, “We’re making steady progress!” I’d say the variance, in this case, is minor indeed. At least someone has a sense of humor. A founding member of the National Lampoon has come out with a new book called Where’s Saddam?, which takes off on the highly popular Where’s Waldo? series and features Dubya “searching high and low for the deposed Iraqi madman,” according to press releases. “W hen readers open the door to a sinister-looking bunker,” however, they find George Bush Sr. “partying with his Yale buddies next to an oversize sex toy.” Dubya even combs the depths of hell looking for the missing Evil One, but the only people he meets are Barney the Dinosaur, Richard Nixon and Martha Stewart. I give up. Where’s Roy Rogers? Where’s John Wayne? Where did I put that cyanide capsule? ® Email Peter at

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view, the former was the mark of immature women, the latter a characteristic of mature ones. (In fairness to Freud, he was probably just trying to explain why some women routinely have orgasms during intercourse while others must resort to different forms of stimulation.) Building on this idea, Freud’s disciples claimed that, far from being a sign of excessive carnality, nymphomania really sprang from frigidity. The sexually immature woman, they argued, was unable to have orgasms during intercourse and so took frequent lovers in a futile quest for satisfaction. Kinsey introduced an element of realism to the sub ject with the publication of his landmark studies of male and female sexuality, in 1948 and 1953 respectively. Although his work has since been criticized on method ological ground# Kinsey made a serious attempt to ascertain the frequency of “sexual outlet” in both sexes using surveys and other research tools. Among his con clusions: terms like nymphomania, hypersexuality and so on had no scientific basis. Rates of sexual activity varied widely among individuals and there was no readily dis tinguishable point past which the frequency (or infre quency) of sex became pathological. Even so, talk of nymphomania persisted until surpris ingly recently. Lawyers helped keep the concept in circu lation because it was useful in defending accused rapists (although in a widely publicized case in 1970 a woman successfully sued the San Francisco transit authority, claiming that a cable car accident triggered her subse quent hypersexuality). By the 1970s, most sex researchers were willing to concede that some women enjoyed fre quent sex with multiple partners and that there was nothing inherently abnormal about this. But a few still felt justified in attaching the term nymphomania to joy less, compulsive sex. Evolving views of nymphomania were reflected in the successive editions of the American Psychiatric Associa tion’s official guide to madness, the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual o f Mental Disorders. Nymphomania was listed as a “sexual deviation” in the first DSM, published in 1951; by DSM-III (1980) it had become a “psychosexual disorder,” albeit a vaguely defined one. Sensing the winds of change, or maybe just having watched a few talk shows, the editors of DSM-III-R (revised third edition, 1987) dropped nymphomania and its equally quaint male counterpart, Don Juanism, and replaced them with “dis tress about a pattern of repeated sexual conquests or other forms of nonparaphilic [nondeviant] sexual addiction.” In DSM-IV (1994) even sexual addiction was abandoned, perhaps because the non-gender-specific nature of the term laid bare the speciousness of the whole project: If men as well as women can be sex addicts, and if many male victims (Bill Clinton, Joe Namath) are successful, admired and largely unrepentant, it seems stupid to char acterize as an illness what a lot of people would consider an accomplishment. CECIL ADAMS

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his is the time of year when Katie Flower really blossoms. Since early May, the 38-year-old W inooski resident has been immersed in baseball, baseball, baseball. She coached the South End Red Sox, her team of 9- to 12-year-old Burlington kids, to a 2003 citywide championship in June. A new trophy has joined several others already on dis play near a dining-room window in her cozy apartment. The lifelong sports enthusiast also volunteers as an umpire at an array o f othef games that youngsters play. Now that the season’s over, her summer vacation is built around the Little League World Series taking place this week in Williamsport, Pennsylvania. A short woman with a sturdy build, the blond-haired, blue-eyed Flower holds down a steady job as a certified consul tant in the field of architectural hardware and doors. As such, she’s been dealing with the entrances and exits of commercial buildings for 19 years. Its her chosen profession, but Katie Flower the proverbial field of dreams remains an all-consuming — and unpaid — passion. In an amateur video of a recent game, Flower is virtually unrecognizable while wear Umpire and Coach ing a mask, chest protector and shin-guards. She crouches at home plate to make the Burlington calls verbally and with hand signals. In between swings, a batter accidentally swats her in the face. Miraculously, there’s no injury. But moments later, a pitcher’s fastball inadvertendy nails her left shoulder. “It was stinging wicked bad,” Flower recalls, then adds a philosophical footnote: “I’ve never been knocked out.”

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SD: When did you get hooked? KF: Early on. While I was growing up in Middlebury, they didn’t allow girls to join Little League. It was all boys till 1974, when I turned 10. Then my dad wouldn’t let me play.

SD: There are probably few women doing what you do. Have you encountered sexism? KF: I’ve run across some male chauvinists in the past. My first year coaching a Minor League all-star team in Maine, the other team had a kid wafining up only 40 feet from the pitcher’s mound. That’s too close; the rules say 46 feet. So I mentioned it to the ump. The opposing team’s manager didn’t think I knew what I was talking about.

SD: But were you able to pursue athletics in school? KF: Yes. I did softball, basketball and field hockey. I was a skinny, scrawny little kid then. I wasn’t o ut standing at anything, but I had a good arm. I was a Boston Red Sox fan. My family would go see them play a few times every year. T hat was a big trip for us.

SD: What academic subjects appealed to you? KF: I always liked math. After graduating high school in 1982,1 went to Vermont Technical College in Randolph Center for a two-year degree in architecture. I played on the softball and volleyball teams, which meant traveling all over New England. For fun, I participated in intramural slush football, which we’d do even in three feet of snow.

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SD: Do Vermonters accept you? KF: Everybody around Burlington kind o f knows me. Even when I’m just a spectator, coaches or umps will come over with questions because they know I know the rules. T hat’s why I learned the rulebook inside and out — so people wouldn’t discriminate against me. Now I have no problems.

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SD: What about this time in your life? Are there more goals to accomplish?

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we’ve since learned, has a very good reputation as an “opposition researcher,” a digger of the dirt in an enemy’s past. And at the moment, Howard Dean is her number-one enemy. It’s a position Dean secured two Sundays ago when the Des Moines Registers Iowa Poll showed Little Howard in first place in what once was Gephardt country. Hey, you gotta do'what you gotta do, right? Blonde Monica previously worked on the derailed 2002 cam paign of ethically challenged Sen. Robert Toricelli of New Jersey. As for targeting Dean, Blonde Monica may have a special insight. Like Dean, she’s a Yale graduate (’98). And online, we found a hilarious piece she wrote for the Yale Daily Herald in her senior year: “The Naturally Intelligent Blonde.” “What do an intelligent blonde and a UFO have in common?” wrote Monica. “You often hear about them, but you never see one.” It’s a must-read at www.yaleherald.com/archive/xxiv/10.17.97/ opinion/blonde.html. Unfortunately, Blonde Monica was not in the mood for chat Monday evening when we called her in Foggy Bottom. We identified ourselves and complimented her on her writing. “Is this a media request?” asked Monica. No, we explained, we just wanted to let her know that Seven Days would be reporting this week on her recent visit to Vermont. We also added that we loved her blonde jokes. Monica sounded a little nerv ous. A little .taken aback. Bet she’s never been called by a Vermont political columnist before. Caught her at a bad time? “I’m not going to be able to speak to you,” she said. “But you just did,” we replied. Then she was silent for a few seconds before hanging up. I swear, after Gephardt fizzles out, Monica should go to work for Dave Letterman. How about this one from her brilliant Yale Herald piece: “W hat do you call a blonde at an institute of higher learning?” “A visitor.” Thanks for visiting Vermont, Monica! Hope you were able to pick up a little maple syrup to take back to Washington. W hat else? Ohmigod. We weren’t able to ask Blonde Monica if she also made a stop at the Vermont Department of Health on Cherry Street. We do know however, that several people have stopped by lately to request certain public documents. Specifically, there’s a startling new interest in the medical licenses of Howard Dean and his lovely bride Judy Dean. O f course, on her biennial license-renewal applica tions she uses her “professional” name, Judith E. Steinberg. Doesn’t look like much there. Boy, Howard sure has lousy pen manship. W hat the hell do they teach in those private schools, anyway?

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An “oppo” researcher, howev er, might find something interest ing on Dr. Judy’s application. One section asks, “Do you participate in the Medicaid pro gram?” Judy checked the “Yes” box. The next question is, “Are you currently accepting new Medicaid patients?” Judy checked the “No” box. Hmmm. That begs the ques tion: W hy does the wife of Howard Dean refuse to accept sick Vermonters covered by the Medicaid expansion her hubbie brags about? We called Dr. Judy’s medical office in Shelburne Tuesday. We told Kathy the receptionist what we were up to and asked to speak to Dr. Judy. She put us on hold for about a minute. Then a dif ferent voice picked up. “Hello,” said the voice. “Hello,” we replied, excited that Dr. Judy had decided to actually speak' with us! “Hello... Howard?” asked Judy. “No, Peter Freyne at Seven Days," we answered. “Oh. I need to talk to Howard,” she replied. “He’s on the other line.” Hell of a coincidence, eh? Dr. Judy had hit the wrong button. Instead of the next President of the United States, she’d gotten Seven Days. “First things first,” we told her. “Say hello for me.” She never did get back to us. The line was disconnected. Our first lady-in-waiting remains media shy. W hen we called back five minutes later, Kathy the recep tionist informed us Dr. Judy had left for lunch. She told us that the medical practice at the Creamery is so busy, around 1000 patients, that Judy hasn’t taken on any new patients in years. And, said Kathy, if one of her current patients goes on Medicaid, Dr. Judy sticks with them. W hat else? Oh, yeah. Sam Hemingway. The Burlington Free Press announced last week that Sam the Sham is going to stop writing his exciting column and start cov ering the Dean Campaign full time. Jesus! How the hell did our local Gannett rag find out HoHo was running for president? About time, eh? And a little birdie tells us that the Freeps wants to sign up Sam the Sham for the press plane on Dean’s “Sleepless Summer Tour” that starts Saturday in Falls Church, Virginia. H o-H o’s going to be criss-crossing the country by jet for four days. Stops include Chicago, Milwaukee, Seattle, San Antonio and the Big Apple. A seat on the press plane goes for $1499. Personally, yours truly hates to fly.®

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hile others in Quebec enjoy August vacations, writer-editor Maurice Elia is always scrambling to finish the M ontreal W orld Film Festival’s bilingual program guide. Fle’s the w ordsm ith behind the French descriptions for all movies — this year, 439 selections from 68 countries. They’re detailed in a 416-page book with a print run o f 10,000 copies. T he 2003 event, which takes place from August 27 to September 7, marks almost a quarter-century since Elia, now 58, began working for the annual fest. A nd for 15 years he’s been creating some o f its prom otional pieces. All those bon mots ought to give him an inside scoop. So which o f the festival’s entries appeal most to Elia? Elephant, he says w ithout hesitation, refer ring to the dram a about Colum bine-like violence in an Oregon high school that w on the top prize at Cannes in May. T he Gus Van Sant picture is quite a coup for M ontreal, which came under international fire this spring after announcing a later start-date than usual. It normally precedes com peting festivals in Venice and T oronto that have instead become con current. A nd the M ontreal Gazette, an English-language daily newspaper, slammed the local extravaganza for failing to attract m any “marquee nam es.” O nly director M artin Scorsese, w ho’ll be honored for life tim e achievement, k ? |s o far been m entioned as a probable guest. H e’s already ih the city shooting

FEST FACTS To track down more information on the Montreal festival, you can purchase one of the program guides that Maurice Elia helped compile. They go on sale Saturday, Aug. 23 for $ 2 0 at the Place d es Arts or Cinem a P arisien , both on St. Catherine Street. Those are also the sites for tickets, which cost $10 each. These dollar figures are Canadian. Free schedules provide thumbnail descriptions of the films and list times, dates and places for all screenings. They can be picked up, beginning Monday, Aug. 24, at Seven Days and W aterfront V ideo in B u rlin gton or, starting W ednesday, Aug. 27 at th e Savoy T heater in M ontpelier.

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The Aviator, in which Leonardo D iCaprio portrays the reclusive Howard Hughes. T he num erous Vermonters who trek north, however, generally seem less interested in celebri ties than in the plethora o f films from around the globe that are unlikely to ever reach the Green M ountain State. Above all, the M ontreal festival offers endless and often dizzying opportunities for discovery. There’s a certain thrill in being am ong the first N orth Americans to see, say, Disobedience. This M ozambique-Portugal co-production by Licinio

Azevedo focuses on the nature o f justice in an African peasant society. W hen a woman is accused o f causing her husband’s suicide simply by disobey ing him, she defends herself in court and before a traditional healer. O r consider the lure o f Amir Karakulov’s Don't Cry, about an opera singer in a remote Kazakhstan village trying to raise money for the medical needs o f her sick young niece. A nd as the dog days o f sum m er wind down, who can resist checking out August Sun? Prasanna “Vithanage’s film is no holiday at the beach, though.

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It’s a depiction o f three ordinary people plagued by 20 years o f civil war in Sri Lanka: a soldier shocked by what he witnesses at a brothel, a wife hoping to find her missing-in-action military husband and an adolescent boy whose Muslim family is persecuted by rebel forces. Paradise Somewhere Else, a title that aptly suggests the yearnings o f the poor and oppressed, is the directorial debut o f Abdolrasoul Golbon. Set near the Afghan border in his native Iran, the story centers on a teenage boy who herds sheep and goats but dreams o f finding true prosperity in the U nited Arab Emirates.

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Although T hird W orld efforts tend to have more rough edges than slick blockbusters like Charlies Angels 2: Full Throttle, do generally there’s some thing o f greater consequence at stake than the sexi ness and star power o f their performers. O f course, the films screening in M ontreal don’t need to hail from developing countries to explore universal themes. T he Canadian Gaz Bar Blues is about a father who cannot count on any o f his three sons to take over the family business — a filling station and neighborhood cafe. Director Louis Belanger’s gen erational saga is billed as an outcry against global ization. The Soul's Heaven, by Riccardo Milani, exam ines a similar issue from an Italian perspective. T he 500 workers at a factory that manufactures tires for an American m ultinational com pany decide to protest when they hear the plant will be shut down. Josef Fares’ Kops takes a more comic approach to downsizing. It imagines the anarchy in a rural Swedish town when local police stage a makebelieve crime wave for the benefit o f big-city bureaucrats. T he fuzz w ant to prove that their little station should not be eliminated. Although lighter fare isn’t plentiful at the festi val, the French and Belgians have joined forces on a fable with a delicious premise: The Living World, directed by Eugene Green, concerns an ogre with a vegetarian wife who refuses to saute two captive children for dinner. The Night We Called It a Day, by Australia’s Gaylene Preston, sounds like fun. Dennis H opper plays Frank Sinatra, who visited Sydney in 1974. It’s not easy to fathom O f Bloodshot Eyes, as H opper m ight have been dubbed in his Apocalypse N ow days, impersonating O f Blue Eyes. Melanie Griffith — currently im personating Roxy H art in the Broadway version o f Chicago — is also in the D own U nder cast. A nother stellar lineup awaits anyone in the audi ence for 21 Grams, crafted by Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu o f Amores Perros fame. For his first U.S. endeavor, the Mexican director recruited Sean Penn to play a terminally ill mathematics professor,

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Benicio Del Toro a spiritual ex-con and Naom i Watts a single m other who kicks her drug addiction. They are brought together by a car accident. Salma Hayek’s The Maldonado Miracle is also a high-profile American feature w ith Hispanic roots. Fresh from her O scar-nom inated role in Frida, Hayek

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makes her directorial debut w ith a film about a California town besieged by reli gious pilgrims, fanatics and the media when blood appears to flow from a statue o f Jesus. In the m idst o f it all, an illegal im m igrant searches for his father. Hayek isn’t the only contem porary filmmaker whose characters seek what may well prove to be unattainable. This Very Moment (Germany), The Encounter (Turkey), In the Forest...Again (India), When Ruoma i Was Seventeen (China), Cat's Kisses (Spain), The Wild Guys (Canada) and Room to Let (Malaysia), am ong others, explore a similar theme, j In the same vein, The Searchers m ight

have been a good conceptual choice for the festival. John Ford’s m ournful 1956 epic would surely please Elia. Born in Egypt and raised primarily in Lebanon, as a kid he was dazzled by cinematic tales o f the W ild West. “I loved the open spaces,” the Canadian emigre says. W ith a background as a film critic in

The M an Who Would Be King and A Walk w ith Love and D eath all found their way — lower case and en francais — into the text. O ther legends pop up in the 2003 publication, which includes details about The Magic of Fellini by Carm en Piccini and Charlie: The Life and Art of

time thespian Sting had another type of refreshment in m ind while prom oting Brimstone and Treacle in M ontreal, according to Elia. “He asked me where we could get a drink in the afternoon.” T he duo spent a few hours over beers at a bar in the hotel where the festival was headquartered. T he pub-weaned Sting

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Beirut, Caracas and Paris, Elia came to M ontreal just in tim e for the 1967 pre miere o f Bonnie and Clyde, about 1930s outlaws who m irror an even older frontier sensibility. As a translator for the festival, Elia encountered luminaries o f the silver screen, including the quintessential H igh Plains Drifter him self in 1984. “At the press conference for C lint Eastwood, I was happy but a little nerv ous to be sitting next to a hero o f m ine,” Elia recalls. “H e suggested a way to keep cool by taking o ut his pocketknife, cut ting open an apple from a bowl on the table and offering me a piece. It worked.” Two years earlier, musician and some-

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then “tickled the ivories” at the piano, Elia remembers. “M uch later, when I heard ‘Every Breath You Take’ for the first tim e on one o f his records, I realized that was w hat he’d been playing.” He gave up schmoozing with the glit terati to tackle the program guide in 1989. “Translation was not my thing; I am a writer,” says Elia, a former French teacher at Dawson College who has penned five novels. H e kept his festival scribe chores inter esting that first year. In a description o f a biographical docum entary about John H uston, Elia incorporated several titles from the master’s body o f work. The Unforgiven, Reflections in a Golden Eye,

Schickel. Legendary inanimate objects are on display in Laurie Kahn-Leavitt’s Tupperware!, a look at the history and cultural significance o f the ubiquitous plastic food containers. Go West, Young Man! is a D utch doc marking the 100th anniversary o f The Great Train Robbery, a silent 1903 short that blazed a trail for all future Hollywood gunslinger adventures. In this nonfiction road movie, directors Peter D elpeut and M art Dom inicus are the des ignated searchers tracking down the lega cy o f a fading genre. It’s the sort o f sub ject m atter that m ust be very close to M aurice Elia’s cowboy heart. ® i

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T h e A b e n a k i T rib a l M u s e u m , the “official” historical record o f the Abenaki people, resides in the waiting room of an old bus station in Swanton. Actually, there are two repositories for the tribal history of Vermont’s first residents. April Rushlow, chief of the Abenaki Nation at Missisquoi, is kind enough to also walk her visitor through the more “political” one. As Rushlow unlocks the door of the con verted bus garage out back that houses the “unofficial” history, you can catch a whiff of the musty air inside. “Some of the stuff is coming off the walls because of all the damp ness in here,” she says, searching for the light switch. Several years ago the state of Vermont gave the Abenakis $25,000 to set up a tribal museum. Today, the exhibition operates on a shoestring budget and, from the look of things, doesn’t get many visitors. Despite its proximity to Interstate 89 and a busy U.S.Canadian border crossing, the museum is not a big tourist destination. Unlike the nearby Missisquoi National Wildlife Refuge, no highway signs point the way. Fluorescent lights slowly flicker to life, illuminating a hand-lettered sign that reads, “Beware: You are entering into a period of Abenaki history that the State of Vermont says does not exist.” Beyond the sign is a motley assortment of artifacts. There’s an old map of Ndakinna, the Abenaki homeland that spans all of Vermont and New Hampshire as well as parts of Massachusetts, Maine and southern Quebec. There’s a fringed dress that belonged to an Abenaki woman of the 1920s who wore it to “look more Indian” when she sold baskets to tourists. There are also the street barricades tribal members used in 2000 to protest the desecration of Abenaki gravesites discovered on Monument Road in Highgate. Then Rushlow comes to a display of medical instruments from the era of the Eugenics Survey. In 1931, at the urging of University of Vermont Zoology Professor Henry Perkins, the Legislature passed a law allowing the sexual sterilization of “feeble minded and insane” persons belonging to Vermont’s “social problem group.” Many of those targeted for sterilization, historians now know, were Native Americans. Some of their relatives still live in Franklin County. All Vermont schoolchildren learn about Abenaki Indians. But the history told in the Swanton museum is not a part of the cur riculum. Officially, the Abenaki Nation only exists as a historical and cultural relic, like an arrowhead or a shard of pottery unearthed after centuries underground. To the Abenakis and many local historians, anthro pologists and educators, the state’s refusal to acknowledge the uninterrupted presence of its own indigenous population is hypocriti cal. As archeologist and tribal museum direc tor Fred Wiseman puts it, Vermont embraces the Abenakis when they “bring tourist dollars and a whiff of powwow diver sity to the whitest state in the Union.” But when it comes to acknowledging the tribe as a political entity, the state’s official position is that the Abenakis disappeared from Vermont two centuries ago.' The Abenaki struggle for tribal recognition is not a new fight — it’s flared up in various forms over the years since the 1970s. The tribe submitted a petition for federal “acknowledg ment” with the Bureau of Indian Affairs in April 1980. It has been waiting for an answer ever since. The BIA, severely short-staffed and forever mired in litigation, is notoriously slow in reviewing these cases. There are 12 tribes on the list ahead of the Abenakis, and at a rate of about three petitions a year, the BIA won’t likely begin reviewing their case for at least four more years. Nevertheless, the debate has heated lip again. Fanning the flames was the December 2002 release of a 200-page document pre pared by the Vermont attorney general’s

office entitled “State of Vermont’s Response to the Petition for Federal Acknowledgment of the St. Francis/Sokoki Band of the Abenaki Nation of Vermont.” This report, ostensibly a legal opinion, was released with out fanfare in the final days of Governor Howard Dean’s administration. It weighs in on whether the Abenaki Nation meets the seven legal criteria for federal recognition as a Native American tribe. In the AG’s opin ion, it does not. But many people want to know why this

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F o r th e b e tte r p a r t o f th e 2 0 t h c e n t u r y , many Abenakis hid their heritage for fear of being harassed or ridiculed. Fred Wiseman didn’t have to. He never even knew he was Abenaki. “As a child, I remember my grandmother talking about our relatives to the north as ‘that tribe,”’ Wiseman recalls. “I don’t think my dad ever knew. She never told anyone of our ancestry.” But when Wiseman’s father died in 1985 and a number of his Abenaki relatives came

They’re try in g to disprove that the Abenakis are Indians. You try to destroy the .credibility, the In te rn a l structure and the existence o f an ethnic group th a t’s perceived as an enemy o f the state.

It’s called ethnocide. — ABENAKI TRIBAL COUNCIL MEMBER FRED WISEMAN report was prepared at all; the BLA never asked for it. Experts on the Abenakis who have read it say it’s biased, inaccurate and lacking in scholarship. They want to know why it was researched and compiled largely in secret. How much did it cost? W hy didn’t the attorney general’s office seek input from Vermont’s many experts on Abenaki history? In short, critics contend this report is noth ing more than a preemptive attack on the tribe’s request for official recognition and portrays contemporary Abenakis as genetic, cultural and political frauds. The basis for this attack, these same crit ics argue, stems from fears voiced repeatedly by Dean and his administration. If Vermont recognizes the Abenaki tribe, it will be seen as a de facto endorsement of their petition for federal acknowledgment. And federal acknowledgment opens the door for Indian casinos in Vermont — something Dean vehemently opposed. It also paves the way for tribal land claims that, Dean once warned, would prevent all Vermonters from buying or selling their homes for the foresee able future. Many Abenakis see the AG’s report as the latest in a long and painful history of attacks on their cultural and historical identity. At last month’s intertribal powwow at the Shelburne Museum, an Abenaki man got angry when asked about his tribe’s struggle for recognition. “I’m sorry, I can’t talk to you about it. I just can’t,” he said. “I love Vermont and I’ve lived here all my life. But it’s still one of the most racist states in the country.”

to the funeral, Wiseman learned the truth about his background. “It was really weird because as a kid I was fascinated by Indians. I was in Boy Scouts and did Indian lore and eventually became an archeologist,” he says. “It must have been somewhere in my genes trying to bubble out.” Now a professor at Johnson State College, Wiseman teaches classes on Native American history and cul ture and has written a book on the Abenakis called Voice o f the Dawn. Sitting in the Victorian house Wiseman’s grandfather built in Swanton, it’s easy to see why some people might doubt his Indian roots. Like other Abenakis whose ancestors married Europeans, Wiseman bears little resemblance to the stereotypes of Indians that pervade popular culture. He has fair, thinning hair, blue eyes and light skin, and he is married to a Caucasian woman. But Wiseman is a member of the Abenaki Tribal Council and one of its most vocal proponents of state and federal recog nition. He says there are many reasons why Vermont should acknowledge the Abenaki Nation, and it’s as simple as the Legislature adopting a non-binding resolution. “State recognition doesn’t give us any land, any casinos, nothing,” Wiseman points out. “W hat it does do is provide a springboard for grant-writing. And it gives the Abenakis the status of a minority. W ithout state or federal recognition, Indians are not a minor ity and don’t fall under any civil rights laws.” State recognition would allow the Abenakis to sell their crafts as “Indianmade.” Under the Indian Arts and Crafts

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Act of 1990, only members of state- or fed erally-recognized tribes can do so. Currently, Vermont Abenaki craftspeople face hefty fines for violating that law, as do galleries and museums that sell their goods. State recognition would also allow Abenaki chil dren to apply for federal and private scholar ships designed to help Native Americans attend college. Wiseman emphasizes that state recogni tion is not automatically a preamble for fed eral recognition, which involves a far more complex process. However, BIA acknowledg ment would bring additional benefits to both the Abenakis and Vermont, Wiseman says. It would make money available for public schools that serve Abenaki children and perhaps fund a local tribal college. Cultural grants could be used to help pre serve the native language which, according to Abenaki storyteller Joe Bruchac, is spoken by only a few hundred people and is one of the most endangered languages in North America. Federal recognition could also make funds available for a tribal health clinic in the Swanton area, relieving some of the pres sure on the Northwestern Medical Center in St. Albans. As Wiseman and others point out, the Abenakis are among the poorest people in Vermont. He claims they have the lowest life expectancy and highest rates of infant mortality, heart disease, diabetes and cancer. But those health trends are not easily confirmed. Ironically, the Abenakis’ status as an unrecognized tribe makes it difficult to conduct research on them or target them for outreach programs. Although the Vermont Department of Health has done surveys of the Abenakis, it keeps those statistics confi- U dential at the request of the tribe. In 1989, confidential tribal records held by the BIA were released to the state during a legal bat tle over native fishing rights. That incident only made the Abenakis more secretive about their tribal membership and increased their distrust of outsiders. So why hasn’t the Legislature adopted a resolution to accord the Abenaki Nation official tribal status? Staunch conservative senator Julius Canns (R-Concord) has pro posed it every year for the last decade, only to have the resolution returned to him as a legally binding bill. The bill is then referred to committee, where it dies. This year, Canns got all 30 senators to sign onto the effort, and it still failed. The reason, Wiseman and others contend, is legislative arm-twisting by the attorney general’s office. “They’re trying to disprove that the Abenakis are Indians,” Wiseman says. “It’s an old tradition. You try to destroy the cred ibility, the internal structure and the exis tence of an ethnic group that’s perceived as an enemy of the state. It’s called ethnocide.” W h e n e v e r th e s ta te o f V e r m o n t has to answer questions about its relationship with the Abenaki tribe, the spotlight invariably falls on Chief Assistant Attorney General Bill Griffin. He’s an ami able, soft-spoken man who, like most lawyers in political positions, chooses his words carefully and deliberately. So it was surprising when he refused to allow our 50minute interview to be recorded. Griffin dismisses the suggestion that the attorney general’s office was strongly opposed to the Abenakis’ petition from the start. “I don’t accept that,” he says. “We went into this with the view of participating in the process. W hat we did was review what material had been filed by the petitioners.” Griffin also denies that his office was try ing to forestall the economic and political consequences o f recognizing the tribe. But he does point out that those consequences *•’ . - .

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would be considerable — and he has prepared a two-page out line to explain them. They include the delay or cancellation of real estate transactions due to tribal land claims; the loss of school funding resulting from tribal land removed from the tax base; the inability of Vermont to collect taxes on tobacco, gasoline and personal property; and the loss of the state’s ability to regu late hunting and fishing. Recognition could also result in changes to Vermont’s criminal and motor vehicle laws and, possibly, the introduction of casino gambling. “It’s basically like creating another state or nation within the state of Vermont,” says Griffin. “And this would create a special class of Vermonters.” But if the BIA’s consideration of the tribe’s petition is still years away, why did Griffin ask for this report now? He says it “evolved” over a period of at least two years. W ith more and more state lawmakers inquiring about the merits of Vermont recognizing the tribe, his office decided to find out whether the Abenaki petition satisfies the seven legal criteria spelled out by Congress and the BIA. A key determinant is whether the Abenakis are recognized by out siders as a “distinct community.” To make that ruling, Griffin * says, they devoted “one lawyer for one year” to the task. “I’m guessing the whole thing cost less than $100,000,” he adds. The author of the report is Eve Jacobs-Carnahan, a special assistant attorney general with no specific history of working on Native American issues, according to Griffin. (JacobsCarnahan was out of town and unavailable to comment on this story.) She was assisted by two *’paid, out-of-state consultants: * John Alexander Dickinson, a history professor from the University of Montreal and an expert on New France; and J. Kay Davis, a Minnesota Chippewa Indian and former staff historian at the BIA’s Branch of Acknowledgment and Research between 1993 and 1996. State financial records dating back to January 1, 2001 show the two were paid a total of about $6000 for their work. Using “extensive independent research into the historical and genealogical claims made in the petition,” the researchers con cluded that the St. ' Francis/Sokoki Band of the Abenaki Nation has not been identified as a tribe by outsiders — such as historians and anthropologists — on a contin uous basis from historical times until the present. Nor has it been a “distinct community” from historical times until the present. It has not maintained “political influence or authority” over its members. And, the researchers concluded, it has not proved that its members descend from a historical Indian tribe. The 200-page document is posted on the attorney general s Web site, www.state.vt.us/atg, and reads more like an academic paper than a legal opinion. But

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W h a t d o lo c a l e x p e rts on Vermont’s Abenakis have to say about the attorney general’s report? “It’s a real hatchet job,” says Bill Haviland, former chair of the UVM anthropology department and author of one of the most widely used anthropology text books in the world. “They are selective in their use of references, they are unfamiliar with anthropo logical context, they make abun dant use of innuendo. I’d say there are a whole lot of problems.”

meeting those criteria or not.” Petersen says the conversation quickly turned adversarial and he got uncomfortable giving them more information or the names of other people to contact. He sus pected the AG’s office was just looking to “dig up dirt” on the Abenakis, he says, and it “troubled [him] a great deal” that the state’s researchers never spoke to other local experts on the Abenakis. Moreover, those local experts who are cited in the report “are all slandered to one degree or anoth-

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the Abenakis have not been recog As a historical work, “It’s high nized as a tribe by outsiders — ly biased and wildly out of date,” their petition falls apart. “From Haviland adds. “They tend to rely about 1800 to 1974 there were no on very old sources, people who anthropologists or researchers who either didn’t understand or didn’t identified an Abenaki tribe in want to understand the nature of Vermont,” Griffin says. “One Native American societies. It’s just amazing thing we found in our not good scholarship.” research was that in many of those Haviland, who now lives in years, there were very few Native Maine, has a theory about why the Americans in Vermont at all.” attorney general hired out-of-state Some historians have argued consultants to do research on that many Abenaki^ didn’t identi- *> Verhiont’s indigenous population: fy themselves as Indians to census “The people in Vermont who takers and other outsiders because know the Abenakis wouldn’t do it.” they feared harassment or persecu Nancy Gallagher, a science his tion of the kind perpetrated dur torian and author of a book on ing the eugenics movement. They Vermont’s eugenics movement, point out, for example, that Breeding Better Vermonters, was American Indians didn’t even get dumbfounded when she heard the right to vote until 1924. But Griffin’s remarks about the sterili Griffin contends that if the eugen zation of Abenakis and was dis ics survey forced the Abenakis mayed by the report’s take on the underground, that only weakens eugenics record. “W hen I saw the tribe’s case. what they had done, I couldn’t “If that’s true, then their peti believe they used historical sources tion fails because requirement in that way,” she says. “If I were a number one is that they have to teacher grading a history report, I have been identified as an would give it an F.” American Indian entity on a con James Petersen, chair of the tinuous basis by outsiders,” UVM anthropology department, Griffin says. “If I were their agrees. Last November — only lawyer, I don’t think that’s an weeks before the final report was argument I would make because I released — he was contacted by wouldn’t even make it to first Attorney General William Sorrell base.” and Jacobs-Carnahan and asked Griffin denies the suggestion to review a draft of the report and that this document was prepared offer some feedback. So Petersen in secret and says he informed the and a colleague, UVM biological Governor’s Advisory Commission anthropologist Deborah Blom, on Native American Affairs. went to Montpelier to discuss it “They were aware,” he says. “I with them. think I indicated to [Commission From Petersen’s perspective, the Chairman] Jeff Benay that we meeting was not very productive. were working on it.” As Petersen told the two attor Griffin doesn’t deny that the neys, he is not a genealogist but eugenics survey took place in an anthropologist and archeologist Vermont. But were the Abenakis who works with data sets and targeted for sterilization? “I don’t time trajectories that are different know about that,” he says. “The from those the state’s researchers idea that this eugenics survey were using. zeroed in on Abenaki Indians has “After about 10 minutes of no basis in the record.” that, they quickly turned off any This attitude of denial is interest in what we had to say reflected in the AG’s opinion because, to be honest, they had a paper. “O ur report has been out very specific agenda,” Petersen there for six or eight months and recalls of the meeting with Sorrell we haven’t heard a whisper from and Jacobs-Carnahan. “The bot anyone who has disagreed with tom line is, the BLA has its criteria our reading of these eugenics for federal recognition. And they records,” Griffin adds. “Nothing, didn’t give a rat’s ass about absolutely nothing.” whether or not there were reasons to account for the difficulty of

er, either explicitly or implicitly.” Petersen believes the AG’s office turned to out-of-state “hired guns” to do the work because they feared the local experts on Native American history would be too sympathetic to the Abenaki cause. “I myself would be happy to face Sorrell and Jacobs-Carnahan in a court of law someday” about the historical veracity of their doc ument, Petersen says. “I hope it comes to that, on one level, because they have some real prob lems with their case.” Petersen isn’t the only one who feels the AG’s office was looking to disparage the Abenakis. Jeff Benay, chair of the Governor’s Advisory Commission on Native American Affairs, is also director of Indian education in Franklin County and has worked with the Abenakis for 25 years. Despite Griffin’s claim that he notified members of that commission, Benay says he had “no idea’’ the attorney general was putting together an opinion paper on the Abenaki petition. “The only thing I knew was that literally there were calls being made by people in the attorney general’s office — and I received one of them — asking me, did I know anyone who had any dirt on the Abenakis,” Benay says. “I was astounded that I would be getting calls such as that. “I contacted Governor Dean’s legal counsel at the time, David Rocchio, and said, ‘This is really underhanded and I won’t be privy to this,”’ Benay adds. “And it stopped. But many people got those calls.” But Griffin vehemently denies that he or anyone working for him would have made those calls. “That wouldn’t be anyone from the attorney general’s office,” he says. “I’ve known Eve [JacobsCarnahan] long enough and well enough to know that. No way.”

V e r m o n t ’s a m b i v a l e n t a t t i t u d e toward the Abenaki Nation is reflected in its contra dictory actions over the years. In 1976, on Thanksgiving Day, then-Governor Thomas Salmon extended formal recognition to

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E X H IB IT Paintings by D. Clark Derbes, Smokejacks, Burlington. Ongoing. Reception, August 25, 4-6 p.m.

ARTWORK "A Brief Wait In Line For A Delicious Snowcone," by D. Clark Derbes

nyone w ho has driven through B urlington lately has seen the w ork o f D . C lark Derbes. H e’s the guy w ho has been pain tin g the big metal utility boxes at dow ntow n street cor ners. W hile the o u td o o r pieces by Derbes are heavily influenced by Keith H aring, and by H aringinspired pop design, his indoor w ork is m uch m ore original. N ine o f D erbes’ easel paintings are on display at Smokejacks R estaurant in B urlington. T hey dem onstrate th at w hen the graffitist is n o t brightening the urban landscape, he is actually a very solid abstract painter. D erbes is a sophisticated colorist w ho lim its his palette to a few hues at a tim e. In “W hich Way,” the largest piece in the show, he sticks to blues, greens and whites. Shades o f w hite, actually, as D erbes uses very pale greens and blues to dram atic effect. Loopy shapes are outlined, w ith dark aro u n d light or light around dark. T h e overall effect is raw and energetic. O th er pieces are more “painterly” and less graphic. “Jungle Boogie” gives an overall impression o f green. But it’s green w ith white, green w ith black, green w ith yellow — all closely cropped variations o f value. Tension exists between two large forms at either end o f the horizontal picture plane. Facing off across a field o f terre-

verte, they recall the first generation of American Abstract Expressionists. Also like the Abstract Expression ists, Derbes som etim es drips paint on the canvas. “T h e T h irteen th D ay o f the T h irteen M o n th ” incorporates cobalt blue, cadm ium reds, orange and drips o f w hite that drift dow n from isolated w hite dabs o f paint. It looks like D erbes started w ith an

beautiful pictures and has a technical form ula for doing so. T h e brushw ork in “A Brief W ait in Line for a Delicious Snow C one” is rem iniscent o f M atissian landscapes o f the M editerranean coast. “Revolt o f the Lime Flavored Beverage” is a nearly square canvas that plays subtle com positional tricks. A lthough the colors exhibit Derbes’

R e c e p t i o n , A u g u s t 2 2 , 5 -8 p .m .

TALKS/ EVENTS H A I T I A N A R T T A L K : C h ild p s y c h o l o g is t a n d f r e q u e n t t r a v e le r R o b e r t B e le n k y d is c u s s e s a n d s h o w s s lid e s o f H a i t ia n a r t a n d t h e A l t e r n a t i v e f o r C h ild r e n f r o m P o o r F a m ilie s , a g r o u p o f H a i t i a n a r t is t s w h o w o r k w i t h c h ild r e n in t h e i r c o m m u n i t y . S t u d io P la c e A r t s , B a r r e , 4 7 9 - 7 0 6 9 . A u g u s t 2 0 , 6 -8 p .m . F O R A R T 'S S A K E / T A S T E O F S T O W E :

When th e graffitist is not brightening th e urban landscape, he is actually a very solid abstract painter.

R e g io n a l a r t is t s t e a m u p w i t h S t o w e 's f i n e s t r e s t a u r a te u r s t o o f f e r e y e - a n d p a la t e - p le a s in g w o r k s . J a c k s o n A r e n a , S t o w e , 2 5 3 - 8 3 5 8 . A u g u s t 2 3 , 1 0 a .m . - 4 p .m . & A u g u s t 2 4 , 1 0 a .m .- 3 p .m . S U N D A Y C U L T U R A L S E R I E S : A rtw o rk on d is p la y , liv e m u s ic a n d E n g li s h t e a s e r v e d in t h e g a r d e n . H o r s e a n d C a r ria g e B a r n G a lle r y , F is k F a r m , Is le La M o tte , 5 2 7 - 1 9 4 5 . S u n d a y s th ro u g h A u g u s t , 2 - 5 p .m .

orange background and proceeded in an alm ost m echanical, step-by-step m anner, w ith curvy red brushstrokes followed by yellow-white and w hite strokes. N ext, he added cobalt blue, pale yellows and a few strokes o f olive green. Finally the dabs o f w hite, probably gesso, were slapped on and allowed to ru n a little. M aybe th at is n o t the exact chronology, b u t it’s pretty close. T h e approach dem onstrates that, like Matisse, Derbes is prim arily a deco rative painter. H e doesn’t sweat over w hat to do next; he’s sim ply m aking

tradem ark flatness, a focal point forms at left because o f m ild diago nals created by curving brushstrokes. T h e piece also has differing weights o f line and a broader range o f hues than do other paintings in the show. Derbes is a talented young painter. H e m ight rethink his cutesy titles and unorthodox p ric in g — $176, $172 and so on — b u t it’s nice that he has a sense o f hum or. T his show strongly suggests th at he deserves to be taken seriously. ®

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" W o m a n : M y s tic a l & M a g ic a l E x p r e s s io n ,"

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m ix e d -m e d ia w o rk s . P ic k e rin g R o o m ,

THE OLD RED MILL SHOW: W firks in a v a r i e t y o f m e d iu m s b y m e m b e r s o f t h e N o r t h e r n V e r m o n t A r t i s t A s s o c ia t io n .

s c u lp tu re s a n d w o rk s o n c a n v a s . C o a c h in g C e n te r o f V e r m o n t, C h a m p la in M ill,

p a i n t i n g s . P e n n y C lu s e C a f e , B u r l i n g

o n t h e G r e e n , S h e lb u r n e C r a f t S c h o o l ,

t o n , 4 3 4 - 3 3 3 1 . T h ro u g h S e p te m b e r.

9 8 5 -3 6 4 8 . T h ro u g h S e p te m b e r 2 6 .

in g s o f a n d a b o u t t h e w o r ld o f b - b o y s . Red S q u a re , B u r lin g to n , 8 5 9 -8 9 0 9 .

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b o a r d . T h e M e n 's R o o m , B u r l i n g t o n ,

p a i n t i n g s . F ir e h o u s e G a lle r y , B u r lin g

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to n , 8 6 5 -7 16 6 . Th ro u g h A u g u s t 2 4 .

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KAREN A. CAYTON: " C h a o s ," la te x a n d

"TEN VERMONT W OM EN": S c u lp t u r e s ,

t h e A r t s ' From the States p r o g r a m .

" N a t u r a l E x p r e s s io n s ," f a n t a s t ic a l a c ry lic p a i n t i n g s . D a ily P l a n e t ,

F le m in g M u s e u m , U V M , B u r l i n g t o n ,

p ip e s , re s p e c tiv e ly . F ro g F lo llo w , B u r lin

B u r lin g to n , 8 7 2 -9 6 4 7 . T h ro u g h A u g u s t.

6 5 6 -0 7 5 0 . T h ro u g h S e p te m b e r 7 .

S.P. GOODMAN: " S e le c te d W o r k s ," m u l t i

ROY NEWTON: " T h e A r t i s t o n H is W a y t o

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W o r k ," h a n d m a d e j a z z - a r t i s t p r i n t s .

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R e d O n io n C a f e , B u r l i n g t o n , 8 6 5 - 2 5 6 3 .

le a v e s , b e r rie s a n d b u g s . S e c o n d F lo o r

A n s t a d t G a lle r y , B u r l i n g t o n , 8 6 4 - 3 6 6 1 .

T h ro u g h S e p te m b e r 9 .

A ir p o r t, 8 6 5 -7 1 6 6 . T h ro u g h A u g u s t.

T h ro u g h A u g u s t.

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m ix e d -m e d ia i n s t a l l a t i o n . O n e W a ll

SHOW: A r t c r e a te d b y p a r ti c ip a n t s in

p r i n t s , e m b r o id e r y , c e ra m ic s a n d q u i l t

G a lle r y , S e v e n D a y s , B u r l i n g t o n , 8 6 4 -

t h e W o rk s P ro g re s s A d m i n i s t r a t i o n , a n

in g b y c o - o p w o r k e r s . U n io n S t a t i o n ,

o f f - s h o o t o f F D R 's N e w D e a l . T .W . W o o d

B u r lin g to n , 8 6 3 -3 6 5 9 , e x t. 2 1 6 .

JOSHUA GIVENS: " R e a lis t ic a lly a b s t r a c t "

T h ro u g h A u g u s t.

H . KEITH WAGNER & SHEILA HOLLEN-

5 6 8 4 . O n g o in g .

"RECENT ACQUISITIONS": 2 0 t h - c e n t u r y p r i n t s , d r a w in g s a n d p a in t in g s b y w o m e n , V e r m o n te r s a n d p e o p le o f c o lo r,

o i l p a i n t i n g s . M ir a b e lle s , B u r l i n g t o n ,

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F le m in g M u s e u m , U V M , B u r lin g t o n ,

5 2 7 - 2 1 5 9 . T h ro u g h A u g u s t.

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T a r ra n t G a lle r y , F ly n n C e n te r , B u r lin g t o n ,

THE WORLD OF CLEMENT, EDITH &

s e n t im e n t s o f f u l l - t i m e h o m e m a k e r s .

8 6 3 -5 9 6 6 . T h r o u g h A u g u s t 2 7 .

DAVID LUSTGARTEN: " H o m e w o r k ," a n

L o w e r le v e l , B u r l i n g t o n T o w n C e n te r , 6 5 8 -2 5 4 5 . T h ro u g h A u g u s t.

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8 7 8 -3 8 8 3 . T h ro u g h A u g u s t.

JUDY HAWKINS: O i l p a in t in g s o f V e r m o n t

p a in t in g s a n d c r a fts b y t h e 1 0 f in a lis t s

"W ORKS PROGRESS ADMINISTRATION"

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m o n o t y p e s a n d p a in t in g s o n c a n v a s . C r e a tiv e A t t r a c t i o n , C o lc h e s t e r ,

in t h e N a t i o n a l M u s e u m o f W o m e n in

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either, e xcep t to d escrib e h im se lf as a " n e o -b o h e m ia n ." The

B u r lin g to n , 8 6 5 - 7 2 1 1 . T h ro u g h A u g u s t.

MARY BETH MORRISSEAU: S c u lp t u r e s ,

m e n t ; a n d KIMBERLEE FORNEY:

g t o n , 8 6 3 -6 4 5 8 . T h r o u g h S e p te m b e r 1 .

or S o c ia l S e c u rity nu m b ers." He d oesn 't d ivu lg e m uch else,

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m e d ia , c o lle c te d fr o m e v e r y s t a t e , M a in

a c ry lic a r t in s p ir e d b y m u s ic a n d m o v e

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W in o o s k i, 8 7 8 - 3 8 8 3 . T h r o u g h A u g u s t .

CHARLES WOODARD: O i l a n d p a s t e l

a n d h a n d - d y e in g t e c h n iq u e s . G a lle r y

MARTIN MILAN: " C u lt u r e C l a s h ," p a i n t

g ive an a rtist's sta te m e n t. The te x t th a t a cco m p a n ie s his

8 6 5 -7 2 1 1 . Thro ug h A u g u s t 2 9 .

MARY BETH MORRISSEAU: M o n o ty p e s ,

3 2 2 5 . T h ro u g h S e p te m b e r 2 6 .

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F le tc h e r F re e L ib ra ry , B u r lin g t o n ,

T h e O ld R e d M ill G a lle r y , J e r i c h o , 8 9 9 -

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7 1 6 1 ) . T h r o u g h 'S e p t e m b e r 5 .

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c o lo r a n d b l a c k - a n d - w h i t e p h o t o

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g r a p h s . M e t r o p o lit a n G a lle r y ,

g ra p h s a n d e s s a y s c o m m e m o r a t in g t h e

o f t h e 1 8 t h , 1 9 t h a n d 2 0 t h c e n tu r ie s

B u r lin g t o n C i t y H a l l , 8 6 5 - J 1 6 6 .

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T h ro u g h A u g u s t.

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G a lle r y , C a th e d ra l C h u rc h o f S t . P a u l,

e x h i b i t illu s tr a ti n g t a b le s e t t in g s ,

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B u r lin g t o n , 8 6 4 - 0 4 7 1 . T h r o u g h A u g u s t .

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GOOD EGG C harles W oodard's o il and

a r c h ite c t A d a m K a lk in a n d d e c o ra te d b y A l b e r t H a d le y . S h e lb u r n e M u s e u m ,

p a ste l p a in tin g s on

d is p la y a t Penny C luse Cafe are as w holesom e as th e eatery's

9 8 5 -3 3 4 8 . T h ro u g h O c to b e r 2 6 .

breakfast and brunch fare. W oodard's rural s u b je c ts in c lu d e w et

::champiain valley DAVID DORMAN & ELLEN SPRING:

lan d s, m o un tain v is ta s and fa m ily farm s, such as th e one pictu re d

" C e r e m o n y ," J a p a n e s e - s t y l e p o t t e r y

here. The a g ric u ltu ra l th e m es su g g e st where th e cafe's eggs cam e

a n d h a n d - p a i n t e d s ilk p ie c e s , re s p e c tiv e ly . A r t O n M a in , B r is to l, 4 5 3 -4 0 3 2 .

from . Woodard is a lso e x h ib itin g work a t th e Sho e Horn in

Th ro u g h A u g u s t 2 9 .

"THE EXQUISITE PILLO W ": A g r o u p

M ontpelier th is m o nth.

e x h i b i t f e a t u r i n g o n e - o f - a - k i n d p illo w s w i t h c r e a t iv e e m b e l lis h m e n t s , h a n d c r a f t e d f u r n i t u r e a n d o i l p a in t in g s . F r o g H o l l o w G a lle r y , M id d le b u r y ,

in g s , re s p e c tiv e ly . M o n tp e lie r C ity

3 8 8 - 3 1 7 7 . T h ro u g h O c to b e r 2 6 .

C e n te r , 2 2 9 - 6 7 1 8 . T h r o u g h S e p t e m b e r 7 .

"THE LIGHT OF DAWN": A g r o u p e x h i b i t

RHODA CAROLL: W a t e r c o lo r s , p a s te ls

KENNETH P. OCHAB: L a n d s c a p e o il p a i n t i n g s , as w e ll a s w o r k s b y o t h e r

p a i n t i n g s .R i s e a n d S h in e B a k e r y & C a fe , M ilto n , 8 9 3 -7 8 6 0 . O n g o in g .

e t c h i n g s , d r a w in g s a n d c o lla g e s o f ro c k

W a it s f ie ld , 2 7 9 - 3 8 2 4 . O n g o i n g .

f o r m a t io n s f o u n d in N e w M e x ic o .

" s o u th e rn

C a t a m o u n t A r t s G a lle r y , S t . J o h n s b u r y ,

EDWARD STEICHEN: " H o l l y w o o d

a n d m ix e d -m e d ia w o r k s ; a n d GREEN

m ad e fro m w o o d , b a rk , s to n e , fe a th e rs

ACRES ARTS: p h o t o g r a p h s t a k e n b y

a n d d e e r s k in ; a n d VERMONT COURT

lo c a l y o u t h s . C a p i t o l G r o u n d s ,

-northern

HOUSES EXHIBIT: a s h o w f e a t u r in g

M o n t p e l ie r , 2 2 3 - 7 8 0 0 . T h r o u g h A u g u s t .

JEFF DUKA & GAIL MCMINDES:

CHARLES WOODARD: L a r g e o i l p a i n t

V a r i a t i o n s ," lit h o g r a p h s , v i t r e o g r a p h s ,

V e r m o n t a r t is t s . G o l d l e a f G a lle r y ,

o f A b e n a k i a r t is t s ' c o n t e m p o r a r y w o r k s

in f o r m a t i o n o n t h e a r c h it e c t u r e a n d

CLAIRE VAN VLIET: " N e w M e x ic o :

7 4 8 -2 6 0 0 . T h ro u g h A u g u s t.

VERMONT ARTIST LANDSCAPE SHOW:

E n c a u s t ic w o r k s a n d s c u lp tu r e s a n d

L a n d s c a p e p a in t in g s b y t h r e e lo c a l

C e l e b r i t y ," Vanity Fair p o r t r a it s b y t h e re n o w n e d p h o to g ra p h e r. A ls o ,

FRANCESCO SCAVULLO: " S c a v u llo

f u n c t i o n o f V e r m o n t's h is to r ic c o u n t y

i n g s . T h e S h o e H o r n , M o n t p e l ie r , 2 2 9 -

s ta in e d g la s s , r e s p e c t iv e ly . H o r s e &

im p r e s s io n is t s . V e r m o n t F in e A r t ,

P h o t o g r a p h s : 5 0 y e a r s ," b la c k - a n d -

c o u r t h o u s e s . C h im n e y P o i n t S t a t e

9 4 0 9 . T h ro u g h A u g u s t.

C a r ria g e B a r n G a lle r y , F is k F a r m , Is le

S to w e , 2 5 3 -9 6 5 3 . T h ro u g h A u g u s t.

w h i t e f a s h io n m a g a z in e a n d c e le b r it y

H is t o r ic S i t e , A d d i s o n , 7 5 9 - 2 4 1 2 . T h ro u g h O c to b e r 1 3 .

INTERNATIONAL ART EXHIBIT: C o n t e m p o r a r y a r t w o r k s b y D a n is h ,

DOUG LAZARUS: " W a t e r w a y s ," p a in t in g s

H a i t i a n , D o m in ic a n a n d F r e n c h -

La M o tte , 9 2 8 -3 3 6 4 . T h ro u g h A u g u s t 27.

MONTGOMERY HISTORICAL SOCIETY

"LAND & LIG HT" EXHIBITION: A g r o u p

p h o t o g r a p h s . E l i z a b e t h W ils o n

e x h i b i t o f la n d s c a p e p a i n t i n g s . T h e

M u s e u m , S o u th e rn V e rm o n t A rts

B r y a n M e m o r ia l G a lle r y , J e f f e r s o n v i l l e ,

C e n te r , M a n c h e s te r , 3 6 2 - 1 4 0 5 . T h r o u g h

o f t h e E r ie C a n a l, riv e rs in A d d is o n

C a n a d ia n a r t is t s . S t u d i o P la c e A r t s ,

EXHIBIT: O i l a n d w a t e r c o lo r p a i n t i n g s ,

C o u n t y , t h e H u d s o n R iv e r a n d c a n a ls in

B a rre , 4 7 9 -7 0 6 9 . T h ro u g h A u g u s t.

p h o t o g r a p h s a n d m ix e d - m e d ia w o rk s

JEFF CLARKE: B l a c k - a n d - w h i t e p h o t o

b y lo c a l a r t is t s . P r a t t H a l l , M o n t g o

KATHRYN LIPKE: " B e i n g in P la c e ," o il

n u m b e r o f t h e a r t is t 's p o r t r a it s o f ro c k

m e ry , 5 2 7 - 0 4 4 0 . A u g u s t 23 & 2 4 .

p a i n t i n g s , p r in t s a n d s c u lp t u r e , re s p e c

g r e a t s , G r a m m y w o r k s a n d o t h e r m u s ic -

t i v e l y ; a l s o , SALLY SWEETLAND:

r e la t e d p ie c e s . T h e A r t o f P e t e r M a x —

S c o t l a n d . H e n r y S h e ld o n M u s e u m , M i d d le b u r y , 3 8 8 - 2 1 1 7 . T h r o u g h A u g u s t .

ROD MACIVER: W ild e r n e s s -t h e m e d w a t e r c o lo rs a n d g i f t s . H e r o n D a n c e G a lle r y , M id d le b u r y , 3 8 8 - 4 8 7 5 . O n g o i n g .

"HUDSON RIVER SCHOOL LAND

g r a p h s o f r e g io n a l la n d s c a p e s . H e c t o r S a n to s S t o n e w o r k s , Q u e c h e e , 2 9 5 7 3 3 7 . Th ro u g h A u g u s t 2 5 .

MARILYN GILLIS: " A r t in t h e S u p r e m e

GROUP SHOW: M ix e d -m e d ia w o r k s , p h o

6 4 4 -5 1 0 0 . T h ro u g h S e p te m b e r 1 4 .

ERIC AHO, CLAIRE VAN VLIET &

S e p te m b e r 3 .

PETER MAX: " M a x o n M u s ic ," f e a t u r i n g a

t o g r a p h s a n d w a t e r c o lo r p a in t in g s o f

" P a p e r L a n t e r n s ," o i l p a i n t i n g s ,

C o lo rs o f a B e t t e r W o r ld , M a n c h e s te r

ru r a l V e r m o n t a n d e n c a u s tic w o r k s b y

t h r o u g h A u g u s t ; a n d "EX PO SED !": a n

V illa g e , 3 6 6 - 8 1 8 1 . O n g o in g .

C o u r t ," a r t q u i l t s . S u p r e m e C o u r t h o u s e ,

f o u r a r e a a r t is t s . L a k e v ie w G a lle r y ,

a n n u a l o u t d o o r s c u lp tu r e e x h i b i t i o n ,

SCAPES": P a in t in g s o n lo a n fr o m t h e

M o n t p e l ie r , 8 2 8 - 4 7 8 4 . T h r o u g h A u g u s t

G re e n s b o ro , 5 8 6 -8 0 7 8 . T h ro u g h

t h r o u g h O c t o b e r 1 8 . H e le n D a y A r t

" re g io n a l

S t . J o h n s b u r y A t h e n a e u m , C e r f G a lle r y ,

22.

S e p te m b e r 1 4 .

C e n te r , S t o w e , 2 5 3 - 8 3 5 8 .

"EDOUARD VUILLARD: PO ST-IM PRES

M id d le b u r y C o lle g e M u s e u m o f A r t , 4 4 3 - 5 0 0 7 . T h r o u g h s u m m e r.

KATE POND: " W o r ld S c u lp t u r e P r o j e c t ," p h o t o g r a p h s , c o p ie s a n d p la n s o f c h il

JAKE GEER, DOUGLAS LAZARUS, ROB POPICK & TRENT CAMPBELL: W o rk s in o i l , w a t e r c o lo r a n d p h o t o g r a p h s . A r t S t u d io G a lle r y , M i d d le b u r y , 3 8 8 - 0 2 3 9 . O n g o in g .

PETER MILLER: L a r g e -s c a le b la c k -a n d -

MICHAEL STRAUSS: L a n d s c a p e , s t i l l - l i f e

la n d s c a p e s b y s e v e n lo c a l a r t is t s .

a n d p o r t r a i t p a in t in g s a n d p r i n t s .

d r e n 's a r t w o r k . S p o t l i g h t G a lle r y ,

G ra c e G a lle r y , H a r d w ic k , 4 7 2 - 6 9 5 7 .

C o p le y W o o d la n d s G a lle r y , S t o w e , 8 6 5 -

V e r m o n t A r t s C o u n c il, M o n t p e l ie r , 8 2 8 -

T h ro u g h S e p te m b e r 1 8 .

2 3 2 9 . T h ro u g h A u g u s t.

3 2 9 1 . Th ro u g h A u g u s t 29 . D O R I A N M C G O W A N :r" M y th s , M e m o ry &

PETER EVERW INE: " L e n a 's G a r d e n ," a n

ZEVA OELBAUM: " F l o w e r s i n S h a d o w ,"

SIONIST M ASTER": S o m e 3 5 0 w o r k s fr o m c o lle c tio n s w o r ld w id e in c lu d e m a s te r p ie c e s a n d le s s e r -k n o w n p a i n t •* in g s b y t h e F r e n c h a r t i s t ( 1 8 6 8 - 1 9 4 0 ) . M o n t r e a l M u s e u m o f F in e A r t s , 5 1 4 -

a r t is t ic r e s p o n s e t o P e t e r E v e r w in e 's

5 0 p h o t o g r a p h s c e le b r a ti n g t h e b o t a n i

p o e m " E l e g i a c F r a g m e n t s ." J u l i a n S c o t t

c a l w o r l d . F a ir b a n k s M u s e u m , S t .

t e x t i l e s . T h e B o o k G a r d e n , M o n t p e l ie r ,

M e m o r ia l G a lle r y , J o h n s o n S t a t e

Jo h n s b u ry , 7 4 8 -2 3 7 2 . T h ro u g h Ja n u a ry

M a in S t . M u s e u m a r t i f a c t s , H o o d

2 2 3 -2 8 2 4 . T h ro u g h S e p te m b e r 8 .

C o lle g e , 6 3 5 - 1 2 0 5 . T h r o u g h A u g u s t .

3 1.

M u s e u m a r t i f a c t s , w o r k s f r o m r e g io n a l

M i n o t a u r s ," p a i n t i n g s , s c u lp tu r e s a n d

::central

GROUP EXHIBIT: D e p ic t io n s o f V e r m o n t

"LOOKING BACK AT VERMONT":

JACK GEER: " A i r ," s c u lp t u r e s , r e a lis tic

2 8 5 -2 0 0 0 . T h ro u g h A u g u s t 2 4 .

" 2 0 0 3 REGIONAL SELECTIONS SHOW ":

THE ART GALLERY: A g r o u p e x h i b i t f e a

n a t u r a l h i s t o r y c o lle c tio n s a n d p e r s o n

w h it e p h o to g r a p h s o f 3 1 V e r m o n t w o m e n

S e v e n t y p h o t o g r a p h s f r o m t h e L ib r a r y

w o r k s a n d a b s t r a c t p ie c e s e n v is io n e d

t u r i n g o r i g i n a l o ils , w a t e r c o lo r s , s c u lp

a l tr e a s u r e s f r o m r e g io n a l a r t i s t s . H o o d

fa r m e rs . C h a n d le r G a lle ry , R a n d o lp h , 7 2 8 -

o f C o n g re s s t h a t d o c u m e n t V e r m o n t

a r o u n d t h e e le m e n t o f a ir . T a m a r a c k

t u r e a n d g ic le e p r i n t s . T h e A r t G a lle r y ,

M u s e u m o f A r t , D a r t m o u t h C o lle g e ,

3 2 3 2 . Thro ug h A u g u s t 2 4 .

lif e in t h e '3 0 s a n d '4 0 s . B illin g s F a rm

G a lle r y , E a s t C r a f ts b u r y , 5 2 5 - 3 0 4 1 .

S to w e , 2 5 3 -6 0 0 7 . O n g o in g .

& M u s e u m , W o o d s to c k , 2 2 9 -4 9 0 0 , e x t.

T h ro u g h A u g u s t.

BUD CARY & MISSY CARY STORROW: 'T w o G e n e r a t io n s ," a b s t r a c t -e x p r e s s io n

1 1 0 . T h ro u g h O c to b e r.

LORRAINE C. MANLEY: " S h a d e s o f

H a n o v e r, N .H ., 6 0 3 -6 4 6 -2 4 2 6 . T h ro u g h A u g u s t. ®

S u m m e r ," a c r y lic la n d s c a p e

i s t o i l p a in t in g s a n d w a t e r c o lo r p a i n t

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PREVIEWS: LE DIVORCE Ja m es Iv o ry directs th is a d a p ta tio n o f th e b est-sellin g n o ve l b y Diane Jo h n s o n , th e com ic s to ry o f a yo u n g Am erican w om an w ho becom es em broiled in scandal w hile v is itin g her sister in Paris. Kate Hudson and N aom i W atts star. (P G - 1 3 )

THE MEDALLION Th e la test from Ja c k ie Chan is an ac tio n com edy a b o u t a H o n g Kong cop w ho discovers a m ysterious bauble w ith th e pow er to increase his m artia l-a rts ab ilities to superhum an new h e ig h ts . W ith Claire Forlani and Ju lia n S an ds. (P G - 1 3 )

NORTHFORK The la te s t from th e fra te rn a l film m a k in g team o f Mark and M ichael Polish

(Twin Falls Idaho) introduces us to th e p o p u la tio n o f a sm all M on ta na to w n slated to be flo o d e d w hen a h ydro electric dam goes o n lin e . The cast includes N ick N o lte , A n th o n y Edw ards and D aryl H a n n a h . ( P G - 1 3 )

MY BOSS'S DAUGHTER A s h to n Kutch er has been a h o t pro perty fo r som e tim e n ow , so th is com edy in w hich he falls fo r his mean em ployer's little g irl m ust really reek — it's been s ittin g on th e sh e lf fo r tw o ye ars . Tara Reid costars. D avid Zucker directs. (P G - 1 3 )

STONEREADER Lo ts o f m ovies are, o f course, ad apted from b o o ks. This one's a b o u t a b oo k or, m ore specifically, th e director's jo u rn e y in search o f th e a u th o r o f a 1 9 7 2 n o ve l w ho disappeared p ro m p tly u p on its yr

p u b lic a tio n . (P G -1 3 ) - : ; ,,, ■

SHORTS AMERICAN WEDDING-** In th e th ird ch ap ter o f everybody's fa vo rite boy-m e e ts -b a ke d good saga , high school is a m em ory and m arriage is on th e m inds o f Ja s o n Biggs and A lyson H a n n ig a n . Eugen e Le vy dispenses fa th e rly w isdom . Seann W illiam S c o tt throw s th e m oth er o f all bachelor parties. (R )

BAD BOYS I I * 1/2 A n d th e sum m er o f sequels slogs o n . M artin Law rence and W ill S m ith reteam w ith director M ichael B ay. This tim e a ro u n d , th e tw o M iam i c o p s a tte m p t t o stop

Open Range ★ ★ ★ ★

th e flo w o f designer Ecstasy in to th e c ity. W ith Peter Storm are and Jo rd i M o lla . (R )

CAPTURING THE FRIEDM ANS**** And rew Ja rec ki directs th is acclaim ed n o n fic tio n

?ANGE R O V E R S

Costner's tale of two cattlemen anks as one of the cinema's best Westerns.

n the years since Dances With Wolves, Kevin Costner has had difficulty finetuning the heroism he’s embodied on screen. In movies like Watenvorld and The Postman he cranked things up comi cally high. In releases like For Love o f the Game he dialed them too far down. The actor’s no John Wayne or Clint Eastwood, but he’s able to generate a credi ble Old West presence — a claim few in his generation can make. In his latest directorial effort, he gives a performance that pretty much hits the mark.

The movie is an homage not only to a vanished way of life but to a breed of simple, freedom-loving men who'd die before they'd take this crap.

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Open Range teams Costner w ith the great Robert Duvall as a couple o f free-range cattlemen making their way west w ith their herd until trouble stops them in their path. A fateful chain o f events is set in m otion w hen, a m em ber o f their crew (Abraham Benrubi o f “ER”) rides into a nearby settlem ent for supplies one 1882 day and fails to return. Costner and

Duvall debate how best to proceed. In life but to a breed o f simple, freedomthe process, the two men reveal their loving men who’d die before they’d take profound distaste for civilization. T he this crap, what follows is one of the way they pronounce the word “town” most stirringly choreographed shootouts you’d think they were contem plating a in movie history. In the moments lead visit to a leper colony or a Turkish ing up to it, the director also succeeds prison. It’s just one o f the picture’s in telling a touching love story, sketch numerous restrained but illum inating ing an assortment of memorably color scenes. Costner and Duvall decide to ful characters both good and bad and go it together and soon discover offering a convincing picture o f what it’s they’ve stepped into an elaborate trap. like to make one’s home on the range. Michael G am bon gives a mesmeriz Duvall’s virtuoso rendering o f a ing performance in the role o f an Irishtough-as-nails but soft-hearted cowpoke born rancher and land baron whose is worth the price o f admission. W hich vast ownings include the local sheriff. still leaves a lot o f good stuff In the Costner and Duvall find their friend course o f his film, adapted from the beaten and jailed. W hen they stop by novel by Lauran Paine, Costner chan to extricate him, the rancher and cor nels great Western directors like John rupt lawman are waiting. G am bon Ford, Sam Peckinpah and Clint delivers an om inous lecture on the low Eastwood while putting his personal esteem in which he, as a land owner, stamp on every frame. holds free grazers — who do, after all, „ T he camerawork is awe-inspiring in use other people’s property as the feed places, the score is splendid and the ing ground for their animals. H e then precision-crafted dialogue by Craig allows the three to return to their herd Storper gives each word maximum and wagon in the hills. impact. N ot for a m om ent bogged By the time they’ve made it back, down by the loftiness o f other Westerns though, Duvall has figured out the in recent years, Open Range is an exhil ranchers men intend to slaughter them arating fusion o f new and old Hollyunder cover o f night. Costner and „ wood that proves there’s still life in one Duvall must either abandon the animals o f film’s oldest forms. G ood for Cost and make a run for it or face the vasdy ner: At the close o f a sum m er cluttered superior numbers o f the land baron’s with dum b action films, sequels and personal army. Because the movie is an remakes, he’s bucked the trend and put himself back in the saddle again. (£) • homage not only to a vanished way o f

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dram a a b o u t a Lo n g Island fa m ily th a t looked like th e picture o f dom estic bliss u n til a police in ve s tig a tio n in th e '80s uncovered a succession o f shocking secrets. (N R )

CITY OF G O D * * * * From director Fern an do M eirelles comes th is critically acclaim ed loo k a t life on th e u n b e lie va b ly mean streets o f Rio de Ja n e iro 's slums w here ch il dren carry gu n s , tra ffic in drugs and k ill w ith o u t a shred o f conscience. Based on th e n o ve l b y Paulo L in s . S ta rrin g A lexan d re Rodrigues and Leandro Firm in o da H o ra . (R )

THE CUCKOO*** The la te s t from w rite rd irector Aleksan dr R o g o zh k in is set in 1 9 4 4 and te lls th e com ic s to ry o f a ro m a ntic t r i an gle t h a t develops betw een a La p p w om an and tw o soldiers from o p p o site sides o f W W II. S ta rring A n n i-K ris tin a Ju u s o , V ille H aapasalo and V ik to r B ych k o v. ( P G - 1 3 )

FINDING N E M O * * * * T h e y 've to ld us tales a b o u t t o y s , bugs and m on sters. T h is tim e th e folks a t D is n e y /P ixa r h ave a fish sto ry fo r us. A lb e r t B roo ks, Ellen DeGeneres and W illem D afoe do th e ta lk in g in th e C G I saga o f tw o fish — a fa th e r and son — w h o are separated in th e G rea t Barrier R e e f an d risk

e ve ryth in g to be re u n ite d . A n d re w S ta n to n directs. (G )

FREAKY FRIDAY**172 Ja m ie Lee C urtis and Lin d s a y Lo h a n are paired in th is u p d a te o f th e 1 9 7 7 D isney co m e dy a b o u t a m o th e r

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Among the holdouts is a fellow living in an ark with two wives but no animals — a little Noah joke. six men in fedoras and black trenchcoats hired to clear the land o f people. They have been promised prime lakefront prop erty that will be created by the deluge. Actors James Woods, Peter Coyote and M ark Polish play some o f the enforcers charged with cajoling or threatening homeowners who refuse to leave. Among the holdouts is a fellow living in an ark with two wives but no animals — a little Noah joke. T he religious imagery extends to Irwin, a sickly boy played by Duel Fames. H e has either a speech impedi m ent or a vaguely foreign accent that makes his dialogue difficult to under stand. An orphan abandoned by his adoptive parents, the kid fancies himself an angel. H e’s on a mystic quest akin to that in The Little Prince, the SaintExupery book with a similar regard for aviation. Nick Nolte plays his caregiver, a weather-beaten priest. As Irwin hovers near death, his m elan choly spirit visits a ramshackle house populated by four argumentative super natural beings with a vintage airplane. Daryl H annah is the dual-gendered Flower Hercules, the group’s m ost nur turing member. A nthony Edwards does an odd turn as an almost blind figure

sporting an eclectic collection o f eyeglass es and prosthetic arms. There’s also a m ute teen in a 10-gallon hat (Ben Foster) and an effete, sardonic Brit called Cup o f Tea (Robin Sachs). Little Irwin shows this motley crew the scars on his back to prove he once had wings that were surgically removed by disapproving humans. For reasons the movie never quite explains, the evacuators carry around several sets o f downy white wings for bribing residents reluc tant to relocate. T he ploy rarely works. O ne cantankerous local nails his shoes to the porch in a desperate last stand, keep ing the unwelcome visitors at bay with a shotgun. An actor with an intrinsically sour manner, Woods nonetheless brings some urgency to the role o f an enforcer when he worries that his dead wife’s coffin m ight wash up when floodwaters sub merge the town cemetery. Unfortunately, this pang o f conscience is allowed to go over the top as the character sobs in a rickety outhouse. T he Polish siblings, who are 32-yearold identical twins, have two previous movies under their filmmaker belts. Jackpot, released in 2001, explores the pathos inherent in a karaoke lifestyle. In 1999’s Twin Falls Idaho, they portray conjoined brothers befriended by a goodhearted hooker. Northfork is intended as the final chapter in their American heartland trilo gy. T he film’s socioeconomic message — that ruthless capitalism can overwhelm com m unity — may not be subtle, yet it’s almost obscured by self-conscious surreal ism. M. David M ullen’s stunning cine m atography periodically rescues the pic ture from a surfeit o f formulaic edginess. H e manages to introduce into an other wise tiresome gray-on-gray landscape the occasional wonderful image, including a pasture viewed through the missing back door o f a church w ith just a handful of worshippers. This visual aplomb is replaced by kitsch every time the camera conveys a condescending fascination with supposed freaks o f nature. T he evacuation team enters a diner where the wrinkled wait ress appears to have stum bled out o f a David Lynch nightmare. She croaks that the only item on the m enu is chicken broth. . . T he conversation, however, veers into Q uentin Tarantino territory as the guys debate the m eaning o f an old song and chitchat with a postm odern wink. “I heard that in California they serve you a cheeseburger and a soda in two m inutes flat,” one o f them says. “Wow,” muses another, clearly pleased that progress is indeed our m ost im por tant product. “T h a t’s fast food.” Wow, that’s a derivative screenplay. ®

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and d a u g h te r a t odds u n til a tw is t o f fate

THE WHALE R ID E R * * * * The h is to ry and

SEABISCUIT***1'2 Based on th e best-sellin g

results in th e tw o w aking up in each other's

b oo k b y Laura H ille n b ra n d , th e la test from

tra d itio n o f a tin y New Zeala nd fis h in g v il

bodies — and e ve n tu ally g ainin g new

G ary (Pleasantville) Ross tells th e true

lage provide th e backdrop fo r th e s to ry o f a

respect fo r on e an othe r's p o in t o f view . Mark

D epression-era s to ry o f three men and a

1 2 -y e a r-o ld Maori girl w ho challenges cus

Harm on costars. Mark W aters directs. (P G )

less -th a n -p ro m is in g horse w ho defied the

tom and makes a run fo r trib a l c h ie f. N iki

odds t o make racing h is to ry. S ta rring Tobey

Caro w rote and directed. Keisha Castle-

M agu ire, J e f f Bridges and Chris Cooper. (P G -

Hughes stars. (P G - 1 3 )

FREDDY VS JASON-*1'2 Ju s t w hen yo u were _ sure eve ry last ce nt had been m ilked o u t o f

SPY KIDS 3D: GAME O V E R *** W riter-d irec

Callahan are paired fo r th is g ore-a th on

“ Far b etter th a n th e b e st in B o sto n or M o n tr e a l.”

WINGED M IGRATION**** This Os ca r-n o m i

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these gu ys, R o b e rt En g lu n d and Ja m es

nated doc um en ta ry directed by Ja cq u es

a b o u t a fa c e -o ff betw een tw o o f recent hor

to r R ob ert Rod rigu ez wraps up his fa m ily -

(Microcosmos) Perrin traces th e flig h ts o f

ror's m ost pro m in en t baddies. R o n n y Y u

frie n d ly trilo g y w ith a special-effe cts e x tra v

alm o st 200 bird species in m ore th a n 40

directs. (P G - 1 3 )

a g a n za in w hich p in t-s ize d ope ratives Daryl

c o un tries. Its show in g in B u rlin g to n th is

Sahara and Alexa Vega b a ttle an e vil genius

w eek b en efits A u d u b o n V e rm o n t. (G )

GRINDS1'2 From Casey La Scala comes th e saga o f three skateboarders w ho decide to pass

called th e Toym aker (S ylve s te r S ta llon e)

on college and pursue th e ir dreams o f tu rn

inside a b o o b y-tra p p e d v irtu a l-re a lity gam e

ing pro . M ike V og el, Adam Brody and Vince

he's design ed. A n to n io Banderas and Carla

V ie lu f star. (P G - 1 3 )

G u g in o costar. (P G )

LARA CROFT TOMB RAIDER: THE CRADLE OF LIFE-*-*1'2 In th is sequel to th e 2 0 0 1 h it,

a ir: a m ovie th a t's n o t a sequel o r based on a com ic book or vide o gam e. Based in stead

o f a secret loc ation where a n cie n t artifacts

on a cheesy 7 0 s TV series, th e la test from

w ith m ysterious powers have been h idden .

Clark Jo h n s o n stars Sam u el L . Ja ck s on as

Gerard B u tle r costars. Ja n (Speed) de B o n t

th e com m ander o f an e lite police u n it th a t

directs. (P G -1 3 )

faces o f f a g a in st a band o f ruthless merce cu stod y. W ith Colin Farrell, L L C ool J and

ed Parisian s tu d e n t w ho hopes th a t her new

O livie r M a rtin e z. (P G -1 3 )

life in Barcelona w ill make th e grade. (R )

dow n m ill to w n . W ith Patricia C larkson. (R )

m ystery w riter w hose sta y in a friend's co un

V ictoria n En gla nd and chronicling th e heroic

arrival o f th e ow ner's p ro voca tive d a ugh ter.

e xploits o f an all-s ta r band o f crim e fig h t

Sta rring C h arlo tte Ram p ling and Lu d ivin e

ers. The cast includes Sean Connery, Peta

Sagnier. (R )

est doc um en ta ry, Roger & Me director M ichael M oore chats i t up w ith a series o f c o lo rfu l and g u n -lo vin g characters in his e xp loration o f Am erica's p en ch an t fo r v io lence and firearm s. (R )

CHICAGO***1'2 Renee Zellw eger and C atherine

TERMINATOR 3: RISE OF THE MACHINES**

Ze ta -Jo n e s headline Rob Marshall's aw ard

A rn o ld takes his m ost desperate stab a t a

le th a l fem ale ro b o t. W ith N ick S ta h l and

s h e riff and k ingpin rancher. W ith Rob ert

w inn ing update o f th e 1 9 7 5 Bob Fosse m usi

com eback y e t w ith th is b ig -b u d g e t sequel,

cattlem en w ho face o ff ag a in st a corrupt

cal set again st th e backdrop o f a ja zz-a g e m urder tria l. The film earned six Academ y A w ards, including Best Picture. W ith Richard

Claire D anes. (R )

D u va ll, Ja m e s Russo and A n n e tte B e n in g . Costner directs. (R )

Gere and Queen L a tifa h . (P G -1 3 )

28 DAYS L A TER ***1'2 D a n n y (Trainspotting)

THE GOOD T H IE F ***1'2 The new film from

B oyle directs th is th rille r in w hich a Lo n d o n

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL**1'2 Jo h n n y D epp sails

th e c ity in th e grip o f a horrible epidem ic.

th e high seas, rescues damsels in distress,

Sta rring Cillian M urphy, N aom ie Harris and

fences w ith foes and generally buckles

cycle courier aw akens from a comp t o fin d

C h risto phe r Ecc les ton . (R )

swashes to be a t th e band in Gore (The Ring)

UPTOWN GIRLS*1'2 B ritta n y M urphy stars in

Verbinski's big-screen version o f th e Disney

th is com edy a b o u t a M a n h a tta n socialite

th e m e -p a rk a ttra c tio n . W ith G eoffrey Rush

w hose in h e rita n c e is s to le n , forc ing her to

and Keira K n ig h tle y . (P G - 1 3 )

fin d w ork as a n ann y. D akota Fa n n in g and

The Crying Game director N eil Jo rd a n stars i ! Nick N o lle as an aging gam bler k illin g tim e in th e sou th o f France and an glin g fo r one last score. (R )

THE KID STAYS IN THE PICTURE***1'2 From doc um en ta ry film m akers B re tt M organ and N a n e tte B urstein comes th is critically acclaim ed look a t th e career o f legendary H o llyw o o d p la yb oy/p rod u c er R o b e rt E va n s .

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Wednesday 20 — thursday 21 3:40, 6:40f9:15. Freddy vs. Jason 1:30, 3:30, 7, 9:35. American Wedding 1:20, 3:20, 7:20, 9:30. Freaky Friday 1:10, 3:10, 7:10, 9:25. Pirates of the Carib bean 12:50, 3:45, 6:35, 9:20. Open Range 1,

friday 22 — thursday 28 *My Boss's Daughter 1:20 & 3:20 (Fri-Sun), 7:20, 9:30. Open Range 1 & 3:40 (Fri-Sun), 6:40, 9:15. Freddy vs. Jason 1:30 & 3:30 (FriSun), 7, 9:35. Freaky Friday 1:10 & 3:10 (Fri-Sun), 7:10, 9:25. Pirates of the Caribbean 12:50 & 3:45 (FriSun), 6:35, 9:20.

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W hen you talk together yo u ’re Learn ing Together. Today’s teens and parents often lack the “know-how” they need to discuss important and sometimes uncomfortable topics. Seventy-eight percent of parents think that T V can play a positive role in helping their children make responsible decisions .1 Television shows such as popular soap operas have introduced viewers to real-life problems including bi-racial relationships «teen pregnancy and A ID S before any other form of entertainment, and are an excellent medium to help start discussions.

1 The Media Project, “The Facts About Teen Sexuality”1997

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Movie buffs who hate spending beautiful nights cooped up inside theaters can have their popcorn and eat it, too. On Friday evenings, the Richmond Volunteers Green becomes a sea of picnic blankets and lawn chairs. Nearly 300 people gather to groove to tunes ranging from big band to indie rock, then stay for an al fresco flick. This week, Stop 186 plays urban folk, and the military comedy M*A*S*H flashes across the 1 1 - by 30-foot screen. Pack a picnic dinner or grab goodies from the farmers' market that closes just before the show.

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JO N GAILMOR: B r in g y o u r la w n c h a irs a n d u n w in d

'VICTOR VICTORIA': S e e A u g u s t 2 0 .

t o t u n e s b y t h e E lm o r e - b a s e d s in g e r - s o n g w r it e r .

'ANNIE GET YOUR GUN': S e e A u g u s t 2 1 .

C it y H a l l P l a z a . M o n t p e l ie r , n o o n - 1 p .m . F r e e .

'ARMS & THE M AN': S e e A u g u s t 2 1 .

I n f o , 2 2 9 -9 4 0 8 .

'PRIVATE LIVES': S e e A u g u s t 2 1 , $ 3 3 .

THE PH ILA D ELPH IA ORCHESTRA: C o n d u c to r

'OILIGARCHY': S e e A u g u s t 2 1 , F ir s t C o n g r e g a t io n a l

C h a rle s D u t o i t le a d s t h e w o r ld -c la s s e n s e m b le in

C h u r c h , B u r l i n g t o n , 8 p .m . D o n a t io n s .

w o rk s b y W a g n e r, S c h u m a n n a n d B e e th o v e n .

'THE BIG RANDOM': S e e A u g u s t 2 1 .

S a r a t o g a P e r f o r m in g A r t s C e n te r , N . Y . , 8 :1 5 p .m .

'FU LL SPECTRUM DOMINATION DUMB SHOW':

$ 1 4 .5 0 - 5 6 . I n f o , 5 1 8 - 5 8 7 - 3 3 3 0 .

G i a n t p u p p e t s a n d m a s k e d c h a r a c te r s p la y h o m e

'FIESTA GRANDE': T h is L a t i n o d in n e r s h o w f e a t u r e s A f r o - B r a z i l i a n b e a ts b y S a m b a tu c a d a a n d s i z z l i n g d a n c e m o v e s b y R e i n it a A r n o ld a n d K e it h D e l g a d o . T o w n & C o u n t r y R e s o r t , S t o w e , 6 :3 0 p .m . $ 5 0 . In fo , 8 8 8 -2 5 8 4 .

m a d e in s t r u m e n t s , t h e n s e rv e u p a io li a n d h o m e m a d e r y e . B re a d & P u p p e t F a r m , G lo v e r , 8 p .m . $ 5. In fo , 5 2 5 -3 0 3 1.

'DRESSED U P! WIGGED OUT!': A c tr e s s e s a n d p la y w r ig h t s P a u la P lu m a n d L e s lie D ille n " s h a k e

SKY MEADOW CHAMBER PLAYERS: S o p r a n o S h y la

t h i n g s u p " as t w o w a c k y w o m e n d e a lin g w i t h s e x ,

N e ls o n a n d b a r it o n e S im o n C h a u s s e j o i n m u s i

m o t h e r h o o d a n d d e a t h . U n a d il la T h e a t e r ,

c ia n s fr o m a c ro s s t h e c o u n t r y . S t . P a u l's C a t h e

M a r s h f ie ld , 7 :3 0 p .m . $ 1 8 . I n f o , 4 5 6 - 8 9 6 8 .

d r a l, B u r l i n g t o n , 8 p .m . $ 1 5 . I n f o , 8 6 4 - 0 4 7 1 .

t i v a l fe a t u r e s t e c h n o , e x p e r im e n t a l a n d n e w - a g e

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m u s ic fr o m a r o u n d t h e w o r l d , r a d io p la y s a n d liv e

VOLUNTEERS GREEN FILM SERIES: M o v ie b u ff s

ELECTRIC RAINBOW COALITION: T h is t w o - d a y f e s

e le c t r o n ic p e r fo r m a n c e s . T h e M u s ic D e p a r t m e n t ,

e n j o y a n o u t d o o r s h o w in g o f R o b e r t A l t m a n 's m il

H o p k in s C e n te r , D a r t m o u t h C o lle g e , H a n o v e r ,

i t a r y c o m e d y M * A * S * H . V o lu n t e e r s G r e e n ,

N .H ., n o o n - m id n ig h t. Fre e . I n f o , 6 0 3 -6 4 6 -3 9 9 1 .

CENTRAL VERMONT CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL:

R ic h m o n d , 9 p .m . F r e e . I n f o , 4 3 4 - 7 4 4 7 .

'PAINTED FIRE': K o r e a n m a s t e r K w o n - t a e k I m

F e s t iv a l f o u n d e r a n d c e llis t P e t e r S a n d e r s a n d h is

s h a re d t h e C a n n e s 2 0 0 2 " b e s t d ir e c t o r " p r i z e f o r

w i f e , v i o l i n i s t B a s ia D a n ilo w , j o i n n e w b e e a n d

t h i s d o c u m e n t a r y o n 1 9 t h - c e n t u r y p a in t e r J a n g

v e t e r a n s tr in g s p la y e r s o n w o rk s b y M o z a r t , T o rr ie

S e u n g - u p . C a t a m o u n t C e n te r f o r t h e A r t s , S t .

Z i t o a n d E r ik K o r n g o l d . W o o d s t o c k U n it a r ia n

J o h n s b u r y , 7 p .m . $ 6 .5 0 . I n f o , 7 4 8 - 2 6 0 0 .

U n iv e r s a lis t C h u r c h , 8 p .m . $ 1 5 . I n f o , 4 5 7 - 3 9 8 1 .

STOP 1 8 6 : V o c a lis t B a r b P e c ire p a n d g u i t a r i s t Z a c h H u r d o f f e r h i p - h o p - , r o c k - a n d R & B -in s p ir e d fo lk t u n e s . V o lu n t e e r s G r e e n , R ic h m o n d , 7 p .m . F r e e .

SKY LARKS

'MARY PO PP IN S': I n t h is D is n e y c la s s ic , J u l i e A n d r e w s s ta rs as a B r it is h n a n n y w it h a m a g ic

Does Vermont really need another chamber music festival? Boston-based violinist Jeanine Tiemeyer believes there is "always more room for great music up here." So she teamed up with Montpelier pianist Mary Jane Austin, oboist Michael Austin and three other talented musical friends from across the country to launch the Sky Meadow Chamber Players. Burlington soprano Shyla Nelson, local tenor Wayne Hobbs, Vermont Symphony Orchestra soloist Celina Moore and French Canadian baritone Simon Chausse add an operatic air to this weekend's program. "We came together to do what we.love in a setting that we love," explains Tiemeyer. Symphonically simple.

t o u c h . P a rk in g lo t o n t h e c o rn e r o f C e n te r a n d W a le s S t r e e t s , R u t la n d , d u s k . F re e . I n f o , 7 7 3 - 9 3 8 0 .

In fo , 4 3 4 -7 4 4 7 .

UNITARIAN CHURCH CONCERT: M e lo d ic ro c k e rs t h e S u r fa c e D w e lle r s w a rm u p t h e s ta g e f o r

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a c o u s t ic g u i t a r i s t J a y E k i s . U n it a r ia n C h u r c h ,

S e e e x h i b i t i o n s in S e c tio n A .

M o n t p e l ie r , 7 p .m . $ 5 . I n f o , 4 5 6 - 9 8 2 7 .

ALTERNATIVE ENERGY FEST: T h e G o r d o n S t o n e B a n d , P e rc y H i l l a n d S e t h Y a c a v o n e a re a m o n g 1 6 p e r fo r m e r s a t t h i s 3 - d a y v e g e t a b le o il- p o w e r e d p a r t y . N ie b lin g F a r m , R a n d o l p h , 8 p .m . - 1 a .m . $55. In fo , 2 2 3 -5 1 1 5 .

words BREAD LOAF W RITERS' CONFERENCE: S e e A u g u s t

S K Y M EA D O W C H A M B E R PLAYERS

Frid a y, A u g u s t 22, S t. Paul's C a th e d ra l, B u rlin g to n & S aturday, A u g u s t 2 3 , Vergennes Opera H o u s e , 8 p .m . $ 1 5 . In fo , 2 2 9 -9 5 8 9 .

2 0 , 9 a . n L 2 :3 0 , 4 : 1 5 & 8 :1 5 p .m *.'

ATHENAEUM BOOK SALE: S e e A u g u s t 2 0 , 1 0 a .m .

BUBBA FOUNDATION BENEFIT: J u l i e t M c V ic k e r , T h e C h r o m e C o w b o y s a n d r e g g a e D J D e m u s p la y

- 5 :3 0 p .m .

READING: C e n tr a l V e r m o n t w rite rs R ita M u r p h y a n d

t o ra is e f u n d s f o r s ic k p u p p ie s . R e d S q u a r e ,

A n d r e w N e m e th y re ad s a m p le s o f t h e i r y o u n g - a d u lt

B u r l i n g t o n , 6 p .m . D o n a t i o n s . I n f o , 8 5 9 - 8 9 0 9 .

f i c t i o n , tr a v e l a n d f o o d w r i t i n g . M a p le C o rn e r C o m m u n ity C e n te r , C a la is , 7 :3 0 p .m . D o n a t io n s .

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I n f o , 4 5 6 -8 9 9 6 .

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music and dance performed on five stages simultaneously

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Trees, Shrubs and Perennials Plus, Lots of SUPER BARGAINS

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Pottery, Tools and Ornaments

Tom "Shakespeare in Love" Stoppards

ARCADIA SEX. Duels. Tortoises? 19th & 20th Century British Style! It's like two shows in one.

W ed-Sun, Aug 20-24 Montpelier City Hall Arts Center Tickets $12 Call: 229-0492

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Chandler Music Hall: adults $22, students $io, children $5 info: www.NewWorldFestival.com or (802)728-9878 or chandlerd)innevi.com Great Food, Vermont Microbrews, Artisans' Gallery, • 1 ' -' 1 Family Tent. i t ■

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kids CHARLOTTE COMMUNITY PLAYGROUP: C h ild r e n

s a v e t h e w o r ld " o n e s o y c h a i l a t t e a t a t i m e ."

k o v s k y , R a v e l a n d d e F a lla . S a r a to g a P e r fo rm in g A r t s

H a u c k A u d i t o r i u m , C h a m p la i n C o lle g e , B u r l i n g t o n ,

in s e c t s o n t h e g r o u n d s o f t h e G r e e n M o u n t a in

C e n te r , N . Y . , 8 :1 5 p .m . $ 1 4 .5 0 - 5 6 . I n f o , 5 8 7 - 3 3 3 0 .

6 :3 0 & 9 p .m . $ 1 5 . I n f o , 8 6 3 - 2 3 4 5 .

A u d u b o n C e n te r , H u n t i n g t o n , 1 0 a . m .- n o o n . F r e e .

R e v o l u t i o n a r y W a r " s o ld ie r s " a n d " f r o n t ie r s m e n "

Q u a r t e t a n d S c h u m a n n 's P ia n o Q u a r t e t . V e rg e n n e s

f i g h t f o r in d e p e n d e n c e a t t h e L a k e C h a m p la in

O p e r a H o u s e , 8 p .m . $ 1 5 . I n f o , 8 7 7 - 6 7 3 7 .

M a r itim e M u s e u m , V e r g e n n e s , 1 0 a .m . - 5 p .m .

sport

$ 1 0 . In fo , 4 7 5 -2 0 2 2 .

TENNIS 'MATCH': S e e A u g u s t 2 0 .

MICHAEL ARNOWITT: T h e c o n c e r t p ia n is t p la y s a n a ll-G e r s h w i n p r o g r a m t o p r o f i t t h e N o r t h C o u n t r y

s t r u t t h e i r s t u f f f o r a ro le in L y r ic T h e a t r e C o m

D e r b y L i n e , 7 :3 0 p .m . $ 1 1 . I n f o , 8 7 3 - 3 0 2 2 .

'BEAUTY LOU & THE COUNTRY BEAST: T h e M is s o u la

MILTON COMMUNITY BAND: T a le n t e d lo c a ls k ic k

p a n y 's p r o d u c tio n o f Je su s Christ Superstar. C o m

a t t h e B r id g e s F a m ily R e s o r t R e c r e a tio n C e n te r ,

m u n i t y C o lle g e o f V e r m o n t , B u r l i n g t o n , 1 0 a .m .

W a r r e n , 5 p .m . F r e e . I n f o , 4 5 3 - 2 9 2 2 .

UM IAK CANOE 8t KAYAK TR IPS: W a t e r lo v e r s f l o a t

F re e . I n f o , 8 6 2 -4 0 9 0 .

o f f t h e la r g e s t f a i r in V e r m o n t . C h a m p la in V a lle y

C h ild re n 's T h e a t r e p la y s u p t h e i r a d a p t a t io n o f t h e

VERMONT EXPOS: S e e A u g u s t 2 1 . TENNIS EXHIBITIONS: P r o p la y e r s fa c e o f f f o r f u n

CASTING CALL: J u d a s , J e s u s a n d M a r y w a n n a b e s

C h a m b e r o f C o m m e r c e . H a s k e ll O p e r a H o u s e ,

m u s ic - m a k in g . C h a r l o t t e C o m m u n i t y S c h o o l

In fo , 4 3 4 -3 0 6 8 .

REVOLUTIONARY WAR REENACTMENT:

H o b b s a d d s a v o c a l e le m e n t t o B e e t h o v e n 's S t r in g

a n d t h e i r c a r e g iv e r s g a t h e r f o r c r a f t s , r e a d in g a n d

C a fe te ria , 9 :1 5 - 1 0 :4 5 a .m . F re e . I n f o , 9 8 5 -5 0 9 6 .

KID S' BUG WALK: A m a t e u r e n t o m o lo g is t s s c o u t f o r

p r o d ig y L a n g L a n g s its in o n w o rk s b y G r ie g , T c h a i

SKY MEADOW CHAMBER PLAYERS: T e n o r W a y n e

t o n , n o o n - 1 : 3 0 p .m . F r e e . I n f o , 6 6 0 - 4 1 7 0 .

F a r m & M u s e u m , W o o d s t o c k , 1 0 a .m . - 5 p .m . $ 2 9 . In fo , 4 5 7 -2 3 5 5 .

o n e - w o m a n s h o w , K a t h r y n B lu m e a t t e m p t s t o

THE PHILADELPHIA ORCHESTRA: C h in e s e p ia n o

PARENTING TALK: A d u l t s le a r n h o w t o g e t a r o u n d

n i n g , w o o d s a w in g a n d b u t t e r m a k in g . B illin g s

'DRESSED U P! WIGGED OUT!': S e e A u g u s t 2 2 . 'THE ACCIDENTAL ACTIVIST': I n t h i s ir r e v e r e n t ,

ALTERNATIVE ENERGY FEST: S e e A u g u s t 2 2 ,

b o a ts d o w n t h e W in o o s k i R iv e r a n d p ic k u p p a d

F a ir g r o u n d s , E s s e x J u n c t i o n , 9 :3 0 a .m . F r e e . I n f o , f a ir y t a le c la s s ic L a k e P la c id C e n te r f o r t h e A r t s , N . Y . , 2 & 7 p .m . $ 3 - 5 . I n f o , 5 1 8 - 5 2 3 - 2 5 1 2 .

8 9 3 -1 3 9 8 .

GREEN MOUNTAIN CHORUS: T h e a ll-m a le b a rb e r

A lle n H o m e s t e a d p a r k in g l o t , B u r l i n g t o n , 1 0 a .m . & 1 2 & 1 p .m . $ 2 8 - 3 8 . I n f o , 2 5 3 - 2 3 1 7 .

'PAINTED FIR E ': S e e A u g u s t 2 2 , 7 & 9 p .m .

s h o p e n s e m b le h a r m o n iz e s o n 1 9 5 0 s t u n e s . V e r

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HISTORIC H IK E: F o llo w in t h e f o o t s t e p s o f

g e n n e s O p e r a H o u s e , 2 p .m . F re e . I n f o , 8 7 7 - 6 7 3 7 .

BAGPIPE CONCERT: T h is e v e n in g 's c o n c e r t f e a t u r e s

TENNIS 'MATCH': S e e A u g u s t 2 0 .

a n a l l - I r i s h p ro g ra m p la y e d o n t h e U ill e a n n p ip e s .

VERMONT EXPOS: S e e A u g u s t 2 1 . BENEFIT GOLF TOURNAMENT: D r iv e a n d p u t t t o p r o f i t A lz h e i m e r 's r e s e a r c h . C e d a r K n o ll C o u n t r y C lu b , H i n e s b u r g , 9 a . m . $ 5 0 . I n f o , 4 8 2 - 3 0 9 4 .

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R e v o lu t io n a r y W a r s o ld ie r s o n a g u id e d j a u n t a lo n g t h e R e d T r a il. M t . I n d e p e n d e n c e , O r w e l l ,

S h o r e A c r e s M o t e l , N o r t h H e r o , 7 :3 0 p .m . $ 1 5 .

A l s o , s e e e x h i b i t i o n s in S e c tio n A .

I n fo , 3 7 2 -8 8 3 2 .

ARTISTS' MARKET: L o c a l a r tis a n s v e n d o r ig in a l

1 p .m . $ 5 . I n f o , 9 4 8 - 2 0 0 0 .

GREEN MOUNTAIN CLUB HIK E: O u t d o o r s lo v e rs

w o r k s a t t h e F ir e h o u s e C e n te r f o r t h e V is u a l A r t s

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s c r a m b le u p t h e W h it e R o c k t r a i l t o t h e t o p o f

P i a z z a , B u r l i n g t o n , 9 a .m . - 2 p .m . F r e e . I n f o ,

H u n g e r M o u n ta in . M e e t a t R u m n e y S c h o o l,

8 6 5 -5 3 5 6 .

M id d le s e x , 9 a .m . F r e e . I n f o , 2 2 9 - 1 7 6 1 .

ORIENTAL SPLENDOR: B e lly d a n c e rs s h i m m y a n d s h a k e t o s e n s u o u s M id d le E a s te r n m u s ic . H a r d w ic k

NORTHERN LIGHTS LUNCH CRUISE: S e e A u g u s t 2 0 . NORTHERN LIGHTS SCENIC CRUISE: S e e A u g u s t 2 0 .

T o w n H o u s e , 8 p .m . $ 7 . I n f o , 4 7 2 - 8 8 0 0 .

LATINO DANCE PARTY: D J H e c t o r " E l S a ls e r o "

HISTORY CRUISE: S e e A u g u s t 2 0 .

MAD RIVER VALLEY CENTURY RIDE: C y c lis ts rid e

words BREAD LOAF W RITERS' CONFERENCE: S e e A u g u s t

k e e p s t h i n g s caliente a t P a r im a , B u r l i n g t o n , 1

CHOCOLATE FACTORY TOURS: S e e A u g u s t 2 0 . CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: S e e A u g u s t 2 0 .

1 0 0 m ile s t h r o u g h V e r m o n t's s c e n ic c o u n t r y s id e . S t a r t s a t H id e A w a y I n n , W a it s f ie ld , 7 :3 0 a .m .

2 0 , 9 a . m . , 4 : 1 5 & 8 :1 5 p .m .

0 p .m . $ 5 . I n f o , 8 6 2 - 5 0 8 2 .

b u r n r u b b e r o n t h e b a c k ro a d s o f L i n c o l n . M e e t a t

DANCE SOCIAL: S in g le s a n d c o u p le s o f a l l a g e s

THE GREAT VERMONT CORN MAZE: S e e A u g u s t 2 0 .

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FARMERS' MARKET: S e e A u g u s t 2 1 , V o lu n te e r s

S t u d i o , T a f t C o r n e r s , W i l l i s t o n , 8 p .m . $ 1 0 .

TREE TALK: A g a r d e n in g g u r u d ig s i n t o p l a n t i n g ,

G r e e n , R ic h m o n d , 3 - 6 :3 0 p .m . F re e . I n f o , 4 3 4 - 5 2 7 3 .

ROYAL LIPIZZA N STALLIONS: S e e A u g u s t 2 1 .

I n fo , 8 6 2 -2 2 0 7 .

CONTRADANCE: S o f t - s h o e d d a n c e rs g e t d o w n t o

CALEDONIA COUNTY FA IR: S e e A u g u s t 2 1 .

liv e t u n e s b y T o m M c K in s e y a n d R ic k C o m m o .

RENAISSANCE FEAST: L o r d s a n d la d ie s s a v o r t r a d i

C a p i t o l C i t y G r a n g e , M o n t p e l ie r , 8 p .m . $ 6 . I n f o ,

t i o n a l d is h e s s u c h a s " h e a t h e n p ie " a t t h i s ^ m u l t i c o u rs e b a n q u e t . H e m in g w a y 's R e s t a u r a n t ,

$ 5 0 . In f o , 4 9 6 -2 3 2 2 .

GREEN MOUNTAIN BICYCLE CLUB: F a t - t i r e b ik e rs

In f o , 8 6 5 -2 8 3 9 .

ARCHERY FESTIVAL: T w o B h u ta n e s e b o w m e n

s t a k in g a n d w a t e r in g s a p li n g s . F o u r S e a s o n s

d e m o n s tr a t e t r a d i t i o n a l A s ia n a r c h e r y t e c h n iq u e s .

G a r d e n C e n te r , W i l l i s t o n , 1 1 a .m . F r e e . I n f o , 6 5 8 -

C a m p A b e n a k i , N o r t h H e r o , 1 0 a .m . - 5 p .m . F r e e .

2433.

In f o , 3 7 2 -5 0 4 9 .

CAREERS LECTURE: A d u l t s c o n s id e r in g a r e tu r n t o

5 2 4 -14 6 6 .

t i o n s . W o o d b u r y C o lle g e , M o n t p e l ie r , 8 :3 0 a .m . -

etc

1 p .m . F r e e . I n f o , 8 0 0 - 6 3 9 - 6 0 3 9 , e x t . 3 2 9 .

NORTHERN LIGHTS SCENIC CRUISE: S e e A u g u s t 2 0 .

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"S P IR IT OF THE DANCE": T h e I r is h I n t e r n a t i o n a l

K i l l i n g t o n , 7 p .m . $ 5 5 . I n f o , 4 2 2 - 3 8 8 6 .

t h e U V M v i s i t o r s ' p a r k in g l o t , B u r l i n g t o n . F r e e .

D a n c e C o m p a n y s te p s o n s ta g e a t t h e C h a m p la in V a lle y E x p o s i t i o n , E s s e x J u n c t i o n , 8 p .m . $ 2 6 .5 0

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'ARCADIA': S e e A u g u s t 2 0 , 8 p .m . T H E FOREIGNER': S e e A u g u s t 2 0 , 4 & 8 :3 0 p .m .

A l s o , s e e c lu b d a te s in S e c t io n A .

'VICTOR VICTORIA': S e e A u g u s t 2 0 . VILLAGE HARMONY: S e e A u g u s t 2 1 , E a s t B a r n a r d C h u r c h , 7 :3 0 p .m . $ 7 . I n f o , 7 6 3 - 8 1 6 9 .

ELECTRIC RAINBOW COALITION: S e e A u g u s t 2 2 .

C o lle g e S t r e e t a n d C it y H a l l P a r k , B u r l i n g t o n , 8 :3 0

e x tr e m e a d v e n t u r e s in M o n g o lia , t h e S a h a r a

a . m . - 2 :3 0 p .m . I n f o , 8 8 8 - 8 8 9 - 8 1 8 8 . M a d R iv e r

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G r e e n , R t . 1 0 0 , W a it s f ie ld , 9 a .m . - 1 p .m . I n f o ,

B o r d e r s , B u r l i n g t o n , 1 1 a .m . F r e e . I n f o , 8 6 5 - 2 7 1 1 .

4 9 6 - 5 8 5 6 . M a r b le w o r k s , M id d le b u r y , 9 a .m . -

ENDANGERED SPECIES PRESENTATION:

1 2 :3 0 p .m . I n f o , 9 4 8 - 2 6 7 0 .

'ANNIE GET YOUR G UN': S e e A u g u s t 2 1 .

Y o u n g s t e r s le a rn a b o u t n e a r ly e x t i n c t w i ld lif e

'ARMS & THE M AN': S e e A u g u s t 2 1 .

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TRIVATE LIV ES': S e e A u g u s t 2 1 , 3 & 8 p .m .

3 p .m . F r e e . I n f o , 9 3 3 - 9 6 9 0 .

CENTRAL VERMONT CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL:

$ 3 0 -3 6 .

ROYAL LIPIZZAN STALLIONS: S e e A u g u s t 2 1 , 2 p .m .

CALEDONIA COUNTY FAIR: S e e A u g u s t 2 1 .

'CHILDREN'S DAY': K id s k is s s u m m e r g o o d - b y e w it h

S e e A u g u s t 2 2 , C h a n d le r M u s ic H a l l , R a n d o l p h , 8

M o n t p e l ie r , 9 a .m . - 1 p .m . F r e e . I n f o , 6 8 5 - .4 3 6 0 .

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p .m . $ 1 5 . I n f o , 4 5 7 - 3 9 8 1 .

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RENAISSANCE FESTIVAL: M a k e m e d ie v a l m e r r im e n t w i t h liv e m u s ic , d a n c e a n d t h e a t e r p e r fo r m a n c e s .

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P ic o S k i M o u n t a i n , S h e r b u r n e , 1 1 a .m . - 5 p .m . $ 10 . In fo , 7 7 3 -4 1 8 1 .

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NORTH COUNTRY MOOSE FESTIVAL: L iv e

VILLAGE HARMONY: S e e A u g u s t 2 1 , O ld W e s t

" m o o s i c ," h o t a ir b a llo o n rid e s , f l y - f i s h i n g d e m o s

C h u r c h , C a la is , 7 :3 0 p .m . $ 7 . I n f o , 4 2 6 - 3 2 1 0 .

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ALTERNATIVE ENERGY FEST: S e e A u g u s t 2 2 , 1 1

f r ie n d s . C a n a a n C o m m u n i t y P a r k , 6 a .m . - 4 p .m .

a .m . - 5 p .m .

V a r io u s P r ic e s . I n f o , 8 0 0 - 6 9 8 - 8 9 8 9 .

DUO DOLCE: V e r m o n t S y m p h o n y O r c h e s tr a v e t e r a n s

HARVEST DAY: P u rc h a s e p la n t s a n d p ro d u c e a n d

c e llis t J o h n D u n lo p a n d v i o l i n i s t L a u r a M a r k o w it z

lis t e n t o liv e t u n e s b y lo c a l m u s ic ia n s . M o n t g o m e r y V illa g e G r e e n , 1 0 a .m . - 4 p .m . F r e e . I n f o ,

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a n d B a r t o k . H e r o n D a n c e W a t e r c o lo r G a lle r y , M id d le b u r y , 7 p .m . $ 1 0 . I n f o , 3 8 8 - 4 8 7 5 .

'SPIT, POLISH & DROOL' DAY: M u d d y m u t ts a n d d ir t -

BAGPIPE CONCERT: P r o m in e n t p ip e rs fr o m a r o u n d

c o v e re d ca rs c o m e c le a n t o b e n e f it t h e H u m a n e S o c ie t y o f C h itt e n d e n C o u n t y , S . B u r l i n g t o n , 1 0

t h e w o r ld g e t j i g g y o n N o r t h u m b r i a n , U i l l e a n n ,

a .m . - 1 p .m . $ 8 . I n f o , 8 6 2 - 0 1 3 5 , e x t . 1 0 7 .

S c o t t i s h , F r e n c h a n d E n g li s h p ip e s . S h o r e A c r e s M o t e l , N o r t h H e r o , 7 :3 0 p .m . $ 1 5 . I n f o , 3 7 2 -

VERGENNES DAY: V e n d o r s , liv e m u s ic , h o r s e - d r a w n

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c o n d u c to r E d g a r S c h e n k m a n w ith w o rk s b y B a c h ,

OLD HOME DAY: A p a ra d e o f s t il t - w a lk e r s a n d j u g g le r s , d r u m m e r s a n d d a n c e r s , c y c lis ts a n d s k a te

H i n d e m i t h , F a u r e a n d F r a n c k . R o c h e s te r F e d e r a t e d

b o a rd e rs a n d ra ce c a rs a n d la w n m o w e r s is t h e

C h u r c h , 4 p .m . D o n a t i o n s . I n f o , 7 6 7 - 4 0 1 2 .

'OLDIES SHOW ': T h e P la t t e r s , C o r n e ll G u n te r 's

h i g h l i g h t o f t h is c o m m u n it y c e le b r a t i o n . R e c re a

C o a s te rs a n d B e a r y H o b b s ' D r ift e r s g o f o r t h e g o ld

t i o n F ie ld , P l a i n f i e l d , 1 1 a .m . - 2 p .m . I n f o ,

e n o ld ie s a t t h e C h a m p la in V a lle y E x p o s i t i o n , E s s e x

4 5 4 -7 3 7 6 .

J u n c t i o n , 7 p .m . $ 1 5 (in c lu d e s g a t e a d m is s io n t o

'FOR ART'S SAKE / A TASTE OF STOWE': L o c a l a n d

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r e g io n a l a r tis t s j o i n fo rc e s w i t h S t o w e 's f i n e s t r e s t a u r a te u r s in a f e a s t f o r t h e e y e s a n d t h e

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LATINO DANCE PARTY: S e e A u g u s t 2 3 , B r e a k w a t e r

TW IN STATE VOLKSSPORT WALK: A d m ir e V ic t o r ia n

C a f e , B u r l i n g t o n , 4 - 9 p .m . F r e e . I n f o , 8 6 2 - 5 0 8 2 .

a n d " V e r m o n t a h " a r c h it e c t u r e o n a s tr o ll t h r o u g h d o w n t o w n S t . J o h n s b u r y . B e g in s a t t h e F a ir b a n k s

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M u s e u m a n d P l a n e t a r i u m , 9 a .m . F r e e . I n f o , 4 6 2 -2 0 1 9 .

'ARCADIA': S e e A u g u s t 2 0 , 6 :3 0 p .m .

BOTANICAL WALK: B o t a n y p ro fe s s o r emeritus H u b

OF MOOSE AND MEN

'THE FOREIGNER': S e e A u g u s t 2 0 , 3 p .m .

V o g e lm a n n p o in t s o u t n a t i v e a n d n a t u r a liz e d

'ANNIE GET YOUR GUN': S e e A u g u s t 2 1 , 2 & 8 p .m .

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It's easy to spot antlered friends in the heart of moose country — and even easier to celebrate them. For the 12th year, Bullwinkle lovers from northern Vermont and New Hampshire are throwing a party to honor the mammoth mammals. Festivalgoers can learn how to call in "the big one" or listen to tunes by the 17-piece Berlin Jazz Band. Moose are the honorary guests — and will definitely show up on the menu — but pony rides, an osprey fishing tournament and a rubber duck race also add to the fes tivities. Craft vendors, hot air balloon rides and an auto show enhance the North Country's "wild-life."

'PRIVATE LIVES': S e e A u g u s t 2 1 , 7 p .m . $ 3 0 .

R e s e a rc h C e n te r , S . B u r l i n g t o n , 1 0 a .m . - 1 p .m .

REVOLUTIONARY WAR REENACTMENT: S e e

$ 10 . In fo , 8 6 4 -3 0 73 .

August 23.

PLASTER PARTY: H o m e c o n s tr u c tio n h a s n e v e r b e e n

'VICTORY OVER EVERYTHING' CIRCUS: F o llo w

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S t i lt e d p e r fo r m e r s , papier-m ache a n j m a ls , m a s k e d

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c lo w n s a n d a liv e b a n d i n t o t h e f o r e s t a n d

M o n t g o m e r y , 9 a .m . - 5 p .m . F r e e . I n f o , 3 2 6 - 2 2 0 9 .

CHAMPLAIN VALLEY FAIR: T h e 1 0 - d a y f e s t iv a l f e a

t h r o u g h t h e m e a d o w s o f t h e B re a d & P u p p e t F a r m , G lo v e r , 3 p .m . $ 5 . I n f o ) 5 2 5 - 3 0 3 1 .

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'PAINTED FIR E ': S e e A u g u s t 2 2 .

v a r io u s t im e s a n d p ric e s . I n f o , 8 7 8 - 5 5 4 5 .

BAKED BEAN SU PPER : B r in g y o u r a p p e t i t e a n d s o m e B e a n o t o t h i s " m a g ic a l f r u i t " f e a s t . G ra n g e H a l l , B r o w n s v il le , 5 - 7 p .m . $ 7 . I n f o , 4 8 4 - 7 2 8 5 .

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RENAISSANCE FESTIVAL: S e e A u g u s t 2 3 .

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B u r l i n g t o n , 1 0 - 1 0 :3 0 a .m . F r e e . I n f o , 8 6 5 - 7 2 1 6 .

In fo , 6 5 8 -5 73 3 .

r e v e a ls t h e s t r a t e g ic s ig n i fi c a n c e o f e a c h s e a s o n .

2 p .m . F r e e . I n f o , 4 7 5 - 2 0 2 2 .

'COLE PORTER UNCENSORED': I n t h i s o r ig in a l

f u n , f a m ilia r f a v o r it e s a t t h e F le t c h e r F re e L ib r a r y ,

C o m m u n i t y G a r d e n s , B u r l i n g t o n , 5 -8 p .m . $ 2 0 .

p a re d b y N E C I 's s t u d e n t c h e f s . B u r lin g t o n A r e a

lectures

FAMILY SING-A-LONG: P a r e n ts a n d k id s b e l t o u t

'PRIVATE LIVES': S e e A u g u s t 2 1 , 8 p .m . CASTING CALL: S e e A u g u s t 2 3 , 6 :3 0 - 9 :4 5 p .m .

'SEEDS & GARDENS': F u t u r e fa r m e r s lis t e n t o a

t o t a k e h o m e . B illin g s F a r m & M u s e u m , W o o d -

art

s t o c k , 9 - 1 0 :3 0 a .m . $ 7 . I n f o , 4 7 5 - 2 3 5 5 .

sport

S e e e x h i b i t i o n s in S e c tio n A .

TENNIS 'MATCH': S e e A u g u s t 2 0 .

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BURLINGTON W RITERS' GROUP: B r in g p e n c il , p a p e r a n d t h e w ill t o b e in s p ir e d t o t h e D ch ly

BURLINGTON PEACE VIG IL: S e e A u g u s t 2 0 .

P l a n e t , B u r l i n g t o n , 7 - 9 p .m . F r e e . I n f o , 8 6 3 - 4 2 3 1 .

BOOK DISCUSSION: M a r y s e C o n d e 's I Tituba, Black

etc

Witch o f Salem p r o m p ts a d is c u s s io n a b o u t h o n o r . B la k e M e m o r ia l L ib r a r y , E a s t C o r i n t h , 7 p .m . F re e .

NORTHERN LIGHTS LUNCH CRUISE: S e e A u g u s t 2 0 . CHOCOLATE FACTORY TOURS: S e e A u g u s t 2 0 .

lectures

CHOCOLATE D IPPIN G DEMO: S e e A u g u s t 2 0 . THE GREAT VERMONT CORN MAZE: S e e A u g u s t 2 0 .

'T H IS DAY IN HISTORY' SERIES: H is t o r ia n M a r ily n

CHAMPLAIN VALLEY FAIR: S e e A u g u s t 2 3 .

B la c k w e ll m a r k s t h e 8 3 r d a n n i v e r s a r y o f w o m e n 's

RUMMAGE SALE: P ic k u p c l o t h in g b a r g a in s f o r t h e

s u f f r a g e w i t h a le c tu r e o n fr e e d o m o f s p e e c h a n d

w h o le f a m i l y e v e r y w e e k a t O h a v i Z e d e k S y n a g o g u e , B u r l i n g t o n , 1 0 a .m . F r e e . I n f o , 8 6 4 - 0 2 1 8 .

t h e im p r i s o n m e n t o f s u f f r a g is ts d u r in g W o rld W a r I . M e e t in g H o u s e , S h e lb u r n e M u s e u m , 5 :3 0 p .m . Fre e . I n f o , 8 8 8 - 3 1 8 3 .

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music

ro le s a s p e a c e m a k e r s . L in c o ln L ib r a r y , 3 :3 0 - 5 p .m . Fre e . I n f o , 4 5 3 -2 6 6 5 .

A l s o , s e e c lu b d a te s in S e c tio n A .

GREEN MOUNTAIN CHORUS: G u y s g a t h e r f o r b a rb e r s h o p s in g in g a n d q u a r t e t tin g a t S t . Fra n c is X a v ie r S c h o o l, W in o o s k i, 7 - 9 :3 0 p .m . F re e . I n f o , 8 6 0 - 6 4 6 5 .

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I n f o , 4 3 9 -5 3 3 8 .

NORTHERN LIGHTS SCENIC CRUISE: S e e A u g u s t 2 0 .

sport TENNIS 'MATCH': S e e A u g u s t 2 0 . BURLINGTON WOMEN'S RUGBY CLUB: S e e

'PAINTED FIR E ': S e e A u g u s t 2 2 .

dance

BURLINGTON FILMMAKERS COLLABORATIVE:

SW ING DANCING: M o v e r s o f a ll a g e s a n d a b ilit i e s

SCORCHER MESSENGER SERVICE: B r in g y o u r

August 2 1.

CALEDONIA COUNTY FAIR: S e e A u g u s t 2 1 .

A s p ir in g m o v ie m a k e r s t r a d e s h o t s 'a n d d is c u s s

d a n c e a t t h e G r e e k O r t h o d o x C h u r c h , B u r l i n g t o n ,!

b ik e s , h e lm e t s a n d e n o u g h s t a m in a f o r a 5 - t o

HARVEST DAY: S e e A u g u s t 2 3 .

p o s s ib le g r o u p p r o je c t s . L o c a t i o n s v a r y , 6 p .m .

7 :3 0 - 9 :3 0 p .m . $ 3 . I n f o , 8 6 0 - 7 5 0 1 .

7 - m i l e a \ t- te r r a in r id e . M e e t a t R a d io B e a n ,

'FOR ART'S SAK E/A TASTE OF STOWE': S e e A u g u s t

Fre e . I n f o , 5 9 8 - 2 1 2 4 .

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B u r l i n g t o n , 6 :3 0 p .m . F r e e . I n f d , 3 1 6 - 0 4 8 5 '.

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2 3 , 1 0 a .m . - 3 p .m .

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CHAMPLAIN VALLEY FAIR: S e e A u g u s t 2 3 .

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'THE FOREIGNER': S e e A u g u s t 2 0 , 8 p .m .

HANDS-ON HISTORY: R e l iv e t h e p a s t t h r o u g h

A l s o , s e e e x h i b i t i o n s in S e c t io n A .

'PRIVATE LIVES': S e e A u g u s t 2 1 , 8 p .m . $ 3 0 .

BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: S e e A u g u s t 2 0 .

COMMUNITY DARKROOM: S e e A u g u s t 2 1 , 7 - 1 0 p .m .

AUDITIONS: S e e A u g u s t 2 5 . 'EASTER MONDAY': T h e P e n d r a g o n p la y e r s p re s e n t

ANTIWAR COALITION: C it iz e n s o p p o s e d t o t h e U .S .

PLASTER PARTY: S e e A u g u s t 2 3 .

a n c ie n t s t o n e - t o o l e x h i b i t i o n s a n d o l d - t i m e g a m e s . C h im n e y P o i n t S t a t e H is t o r ic S i t e , A d d i s o n , 2 - 4 p .m . $ 2 .5 0 . I n f o , 7 5 9 - 2 4 1 2 .

INTERNATIONAL GIFT SALE: F in d h a n d c r a f te d it e m s fr o m m o re t h a n 3 0 c o u n tr ie s a t t h e S o u t h

o c c u p a t io n o f I r a q s t r a t e g i z e a t t h e F ir s t

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in s e c u r e s o n . P e n d r a g o n T h e a t e r , S a r a n a c L a k e ,

In f o , 8 6 3 -2 3 4 5 , e x t. 5.

'ITTY BITTY SKATING': S e e A u g u s t 2 1 .

N Y . , 8 p .m . $ 2 0 . I n f o , 5 1 8 - 8 9 1 - 1 8 5 4 .

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“This great Tim Rice / Andrew Lloyd Webber musical is breathtaking ... still their best work: full o f ambition, musical power and fierce rock rhythms” - The Sunday Times Kickoff / Info. Meeting Thursday, August 21, 7:00 PM Champlain Senior Center (241 No. Winooski Ave)

Auditions & Workshops Roles of Jesus. Mary. & Judas: Saturday, August 23 Registration time: 9:30 A M -10:15 AM

For all other roles: Mon. -Thurs., Aug. 25-28 6:30 P M -9:45 PM

(you must be registered to audition for these three roles)

R e -liv e th e harsh realities o f fro n tie r life d u rin g th e stru g g le fo r

All auditions will take place at the Community College of Vermont (CCV), Cherry St., Burlington Please visit www.lyrictheatrevt.org for detailed audition information.

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THE GREAT VERMONT CORN MAZE: S e e A u g u s t 2 0 .

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CHAMPLAIN VALLEY FAIR: S e e A u g u s t 2 3 .

V e r g e n n e s , 8 :3 0 p .m . F r e e . I n f o , 4 7 5 - 2 3 0 9 .

LAUGHING CLUB: L o c a l y o g a in s t r u c t o r a n d a u t h o r C a r o l W in f ie l d t o u t s t h e u n t a p p e d h e a lin g p o w e r

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t i o n w o r k s . S t r a f f o r d C o m m o n , 7 p .m . F r e e . I n f o ,

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frangais. B o rd e rs C a f e , B u r l i n g t o n , 6 p .m . F r e e . In f o , 6 5 5 -1 3 4 6 .

kids 'MOVING & GROOVING': S e e A u g u s t 2 0 .

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WESTFORD LIBRARY PLAYGROUP: S e e A u g u s t 2 0 . 'SEEDS & GARDENS': S e e A u g u s t 2 5 . GARDEN CRAFT: F lo w e r c h ild r e n c r a f t s u n -c a t c h e r s u s in g g r a s s , le a v e s a n d d r ie d b lo s s o m s . V e r m o n t C o m m u n ity B o ta n ic a l G a rd e n s , S . B u r lin g to n , 5 :3 0 - 7 p .m . $ 2 . I n f o , 8 6 4 - 5 2 0 6 .

A l s o , s e e c lu b d a te s in S e c tio n A .

b e lts o u t t r a d i t io n a l I r is h b a lla d s a n d C e ltic s o n g s .

sport

S le e p y H o ll o w I n n , H u n t i n g t o n , 7 p .m . $ 8 . I n f o ,

TENNIS 'MATCH': S e e A u g u s t 2 0 .

4 3 4 -2 2 8 3 .

BURLINGTON HASH HOUSE H ARRIERS: S e e

'H OW LIN' AT THE HOLLOW' SERIES: J u l e e G la u b

August 20.

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VERMONT EXPOS: R o o t f o r t h e h o m e t e a m as t h e y

'SALSALINA' PRACTICE: S e e A u g u s t 2 0 .

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b a t t l e B o s t o n 's L o w e l l S p in n e r s . C e n t e n n i a l F ie ld , U V M , B u r l i n g t o n , 7 :0 5 p .m . $ 5 - 6 . I n f o , 6 5 5 - 6 6 1 1 .

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'THE FOREIGNER': S e e A u g u s t 2 0 .

BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: S e e A u g u s t 2 0 .

'VICTOR VICTORIA': S e e A u g u s t 2 0 . 'PRIVATE LIVES': S e e A u g u s t 2 1 , 3 & 8 p .m . $ 3 3 . CASTING CALL: S e e A u g u s t 2 3 , 6 :3 0 - 9 :4 5 p .m . . 'EASTER MONDAY': S e e A u g u s t 2 6 . 'COLE PORTER UNCENSORED': S e e A u g u s t 2 6 .

etc R EIK I CLINIC: S e e A u g u s t 2 0 . NORTHERN LIGHTS LUNCH CRUISE: S e e A u g u s t 2 0 . NORTHERN LIGHTS SCENIC CRUISE: S e e A u g u s t 2 0 . HISTORY CRUISE: S e e A u g u s t 2 0 .

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CHOCOLATE FACTORY TOURS: S e e A u g u s t 2 0 .

'PAINTED FIR E ': S e e A u g u s t 2 2 . 'A MIGHTY W IN D ': D ir e c to r C h r is t o p h e r G u e s t 's a b s u r d is t m o c k - u m e n t a r y t a k e s o n t h e w o r ld o f f o lk s in g i n g . R u tla n d M o v i e p l e x , 1 :3 0 & 7 p .m . $ 7 .5 0 . I n f o , 7 7 5 - 5 4 1 3 .

CHOCOLATE D IPPIN G DEMO: S e e A u g u s t 2 0 . FARMHOUSE D INNER SERIES: S e e A u g u s t 2 0 . THE GREAT VERMONT CORN MAZE: S e e A u g u s t 2 0 . CHAMPLAIN VALLEY FAIR: S e e A u g u s t 2 3 . MARS OBSERVATION: S p a c e d - o u t f o lk s g e t a o n c e -

FAIR WARNING The bad news is that summer is slipping away. The good news is that means it's Champlain Valley Fair time. Irish doggers from Spirit of the Dance kick things off on opening weekend, followed by the doo-wopping Drifters, Coasters and Platters. Later in the week, country leg end Alan Jackson, pop stars Sugar Ray and Michelle Branch and Generation-X favorites Cyndi Lauper and Meat Loaf rock the stage. Heavy metal fans can check out the demolition derby, motorcycle extreme show or the tractor pull. Fairgoers with strong stomachs can take turns on the all-new, inverted, twisting "Tango," then take in the deliciously greasy fair fare. Just don't feed the balloon-blowing goat.

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classroom fo r this clinic. B uild strength, endurance a n d route reading skills during this clinic.

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I n f o , 8 6 5 - 7 1 6 6 o r v i s i t w w w .b u r l i n g t o n c i t y a r t s .

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Look fo r our fa ll brochure com ing out soon.

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on Thor Studios, whose clients include Faye Dunaway,

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S h e lb u r n e V illa g e . I n f o , 9 8 5 - 3 6 4 8 . Quilting artist >

more inform ation an d a schedule o f workshops,

pher who traveb the globe see d in g dance grou ps fo r

F r id a y I n t e r m e d i a t e cla s s ( c a ll f o r l o c a t i o n ) . T a ik o

Marilyn Gillis will introduce y o u to several m ethods

please call 3 2 4 -4 0 1 9 .

local a n d global events. M a n y days, times a n d loca

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apply these techniques to yardage, shirts, tote

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bags, etc. in addition to u sin g them with quilts.

SILK PAINTING, SILK BATIK, MOSAIC STEPPING STONE: O n g o in g b e g i n n e r w o r k s h o p s . 4 1 6 P in e

dance

MODERN DANCE: T u e s d a y s , S e p t e m b e r 2 a n d

BODY AWARENESS: W e d n e s d a y s , S e p t e m b e r 3

S e p t e m b e r 9 , 1 1 : 4 5 a . m . - 2 :3 0 p .m . C C V ,

t h r o u g h D e c e m b e r 1 2 , 1 1 : 4 5 a .m . - 2 :4 5 p .m . C C V ,

B u r l i n g t o n . R e g is t r a t io n b e g in s A u g u s t 1 3 . I n f o ,

8 6 5 -4 4 2 2 .

Develops the posture an d m ovem ent o f

the body through exam ination a n d practice o f a variety o f body aw areness techniques. Three-credit class. Instructor, Annelies Smith.

You will have a chance to experiment on material

upbeat drum m ing class.

A n introduction to the techniques, aes

BEGINNING TAIKO: S ix -w e e k s e s s io n s : A d u l t b e g i n

y o u bring or supplied sam ple m ateriab. Blocks a n d

n e r c la s s e s b e g i n n in g s o o n . $ 4 8 . K id s ' b e g in n e r

sta m p s provided fo r use. Feel free to bring flowers,

c la s s e s T u e s d a y s , b e g i n n in g S e p t e m b e r 2 , 4 :3 0 - 5 :3 0

weeds or other natural m ateriab fo r patterns.

thetics, a n d theory o f m odem dance. Three-credit

p .m . $ 4 2 . T a ik o S t u d i o , 2 0 8 F ly n n A v e ., B u r l i n g t o n .

class. Instructor, A nnelies Smith.

S t u a r t P a t o n , 6 5 8 - 0 6 5 8 o r e m a il p a t o n @ s o v e r .n e t .

PRE-REGISTER NOW FOR FALL SEMESTER AT

fine arts

Experience the pow er o f Taiko-style drumming.

DRAWING FROM THE MODEL-UNINSTRUCTED:

BURLINGTON BALLET: C la s s e s b e g in S e p t e m b e r

T h u r s d a y s b e g i n n i n g S e p t e m b e r 1 1 , 7 - 9 p .m .

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a g e s 5 - 7 . T u e s d a y s , 5 p .m . , " B a l l e t f o r t h e B e g in n e r

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a n d B e y o n d ," t e e n s a n d a d u lt s . T h u r s d a y s , 3 :3 0 -

INTRODUCTION TO COLLEGE STUDIES: T h u r s d a y s ,

DANCE CLASSES W ITH FIRST STEP DANCE: S T .

p .m . L e a r n t h e b a s ic s o f W a l t z , F o x t r o t a n d T a n g o . B a r lo w S t r e e t C o m m u n i t y C e n te r , S t . A l b a n s . B U R L I N G T O N : T u e s d a y s S e p t e m b e r 2 - 3 0 , 6 - 7 p .m . L e a r n t h e b a s ic s o f R u m b a , C h a C h a a n d M e r e n g u e . 7 - 8 p .m . L e a r n t h e b a s ic s o f W a l t z , F o x t r o t

1 : T u e s d a y s , 3 p . m . , " A n I n t r o d u c t io n t o D a n c e ,"

S h e lb u r n e C r a f t S c h o o l , S h e lb u r n e V illa g e . I n f o , 9 8 5 - 3 6 4 8 . B ring y o u r pencib, charcoal, conte

4 :3 0 p .m . , " S t e p p i n g I n t o T h e B a lle t W o r ld ," a g e s

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crayons o r pa in ts a n d work from the m odel to prac

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C C V , B u r l i n g t o n . R e g is t r a t io n b e g in s A u g u s t 1 3 .

tice y o u r hand-and-eye fu sion. Gesture, short a n d

1 2 - w e e k s e s s io n o r $ 1 5 / s i n g le c la s s . P r e -r e g is te r ,

I n f o , 8 6 5 - 4 4 2 2 . A free class fo r new students, high

lon g poses, a s the group wishes. Call to register fo r

2 3 8 - 9 6 1 2 . Private lessons available upon request.

sch o ol students a n d older students new to college.

the series o r share y o u r card with a fellow artist if

This course helps students make the transition to

y o u ca n n o t make it to each session.

SALSA DANCING!: O n g o in g p r i v a t e a n d g r o u p le s

a n d T a n g o . T h e C h a m p la i n C lu b , 2 0 C r o w le y S t . ,

s o n s in C u b a n - s t y l e S a ls a ; C a s in o a n d R u e d a ,

college by exploring the sk ilb a n d expectations nec

B u r lin g to n . M O N T P E L IE R : T h u rs d a ys S e p te m b e r 4 -

T h u r s d a y n i g h t s . T h r e e le v e ls t o c h o o s e f r o m .

essary at the college level. Zero credit. Instructor,

2 5 , 6 - 7 p .m . L e a r n t h e b a s ic s o f R u m b a , C h a C h a

M o n t h l y p r a c t ic e s e s s io n s . N o p a r t n e r n e c e s s a r y .

Au stin Martin-Anderson.

a n d M e r e n g u e . V F W , 1 P io n e e r S t . , M o n t p e l ie r .

C h a m p la in C lu b , B u r l i n g t o n . $ 3 5 / p e r s o n / f o u r - w e e k

$ 4 0 / p e r s o n f o r f o u r w e e k s . N o p a r t n e r is r e q u ir e d .

g r o u p s e s s io n o r $ 1 0 / c l a s s . I n f o , 8 6 4 - 7 9 5 3 . Good

C a ll 5 9 8 - 6 7 5 7 o r v i s i t w w w .F ir s t S t e p D a n c e .c o m f o r

friends, more fu n, great music.

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family

m o re i n f o , a n d d e t a il s a b o u t i n t e r m e d ia t e c la s s e s .

basics fo r those j u s t starting out or with a little experience. Learn color theory a n d ba sic watercolor

BUGS, SLUGS AND OTHER THUGS: A g e s 5 a n d u p ,

technique by d o in g exercises a n d experiments with still life a n d elements o f landscape painting. Wet-

c h o . $ 5 / c h ild o r $ 1 0 / f a m i l y . P r e -r e g is te r , 8 9 9 - 5 1 2 3

in-wet technique, dry brush, gla z in g a n d w ashes are

y o u have another chance! Come alone, or com e

design/build

S a t u r d a y , A u g u s t 2 3 , 1 0 a .m . - n o o n . A r c a n a , J e r i

with friends, but c o m e o u t a n d le a rn t o d a n c e !

YESTERMORROW D ESIG N /BU ILD SCHOOL: S in c e

o r e m a i l i n f o @ a r c a n a .w s . Discover the world o f

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covered. M ateriab list will be provided.

1 9 8 0 , t h e o n l y d e s ig n / b u ild s c h o o l in t h e c o u n t r y ,

insects a n d explore the relationship between insects

s e m e s te r b e g in s S e p t e m b e r 1 5 ! C la s s e s f o r a ll a g e s

t e a c h in g b o t h d e s ig n a n d c o n s t r u c t io n s k ills a t

a nd grow ing food. We will observe friendly bugs, as

in m u s ic , d a n c e a n d t h e a t e r . A ls o a v a ila b le t o

o u r c a m p u s in W a r r e n , V T . S p e c ia liz in g i n r e s id e n

well as not-so-friendly bugs in the garden. This

O c t o b e r 2 0 , 6 :3 0 - 9 p .m . S h e lb u r n e C r a f t S c h o o l ,

a d u lt s a re w o r k s h o p s w i t h v i s i t i n g a r tis t s a n d p e r

t i a l d e s i g n , e c o lo g ic a ll y s o u n d c o n s t r u c t io n a n d

workshop will- be a ha nds-on adventure!

S h e lb u r n e V illa g e . I n f o , 9 8 5 - 3 6 4 8 . Working from

fo r m e r s . For more inform ation or to register call

f in e w o o d w o r k i n g , o u r t w o - d a ^ t o t w o - w e e k

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b u ild e r s a n d c r a f t s p e o p le f r o m a c ro s s t h e c o u n t r y .

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in c lu d e " C a r p e n t r y f o r W o m e n ," " O l d H o u s e

C C V , B u r l i n g t o n . R e g is t r a t io n b e g in s A u g u s t 1 3 .

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BOOKBINDING AND PAPER ARTS: 1 3 - w e e k c o u r s e , M o n d a y s , S e p te m b e r 8 th r o u g h D e c e m b e r 8 ,

D e s i g n ," S t o n e M a s o n r y ," " B e g i n n i n g a n d

6 -9 p .m . S h e lb u r n e C r a f t S c h o o l , S h e lb u r n e

techniques, aesthetics a n d theory. Three-credit

I n t e r m e d i a t e W o o d w o r k in g " a n d " A d v a n c e d

V i l l a g e . $ 2 7 5 . I n f o , 9 8 5 - 3 6 4 8 . Students will

class. A b o includes hip-hop, Latin a n d African

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dance. Instructor, Karen Amirault.

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cand y dish a n d mug. We'll fin ish our work with

in g a piece o f jewelry, carving it in wax, then cast

painting, decorating a n d glazing.

ing it in y o u r choice o f metals. Think o f the p o ssi bilities. No experience necessary.

JAPANESE LANGUAGE CLASSES: T h e J a p a n A m e r ic a S o c ie t y o f V e r m o n t is a g a in o f f e r i n g t w o le v e ls o f J a p a n e s e la n g u a g e le s s o n s t h i s f a l l , p a r

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t i a l l y u n d e r w r it t e n b y t h e F r e e m a n F o u n d a t i o n o f

o t h e r T h u r s d a y , 6 - 7 :3 0 p .m . C lim b H i g h , 2 4 3 8

V e r m o n t . B e g in n e r c la s s e s , T h u r s d a y s b e g i n n in g

S h e lb u r n e R d . , S h e lb u r n e . F r e e . P r e -r e g is t e r o r c a ll

S e p t e m b e r 1 1 , 6 -9 p .m . I n t e r m e d i a t e c la s s e s ,

kids

9 8 5 - 5 0 5 5 f o r d e t a il s . A n introduction to clim bing

W e d n e s d a y s b e g i n n in g S e p t e m b e r 1 0 , 6 -9 p .m . S t .

in a no-pressure environm ent on Climb H igh 's natu

M ic h a e l's C o lle g e , C o lc h e s t e r . C a ll J a p a n - A m e r i c a

AFTER-SCHOOL ADVENTURES: A g e s 6 - 1 4 ,

ral clim bing wall. Fun fo r anyone curious about

S o c ie t y o f V e r m o n t a t 8 0 2 - 6 5 5 - 4 1 9 7 o r e m a il

W e d n e s d a y s a n d F r id a y s , 3 - 6 p .m . (d u r i n g t h e s c h o o l y e a r w / e x c e p t io n o f s c h o o l v a c a t i o n s ) .

rock climbing.

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size is limited a n d registration m ust be completed

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vide a fu n, safe environm ent where kids can learn

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martial arts

to problem solve as a team, a s well as m otivating

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each individual to grow a nd ga in self-confidence.

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Ind oor/ou td oor rock climbing, adventure games,

are taught by AC A professionally certified instructors

M o n d a y t h r o u g h T h u r s d a y , 5 :3 0 - 6 :3 0 p .m . a n d 6 :4 5 -

ropes course, scavenger hunts a n d more! A sk about

who teach kids using fu n a n d proven techniques.

7 :4 5 p .m . ; W e d n e s d a y s , n o o n - 1 p .m . ; F r id a y s , 5 :3 0 -

PORTFOLIO REVIEW FOR TEENS: F o u r W e d n e s d a y s ,

7 p .m . ; S a t u r d a y s , 1 0 - 1 1 : 4 5 p .m . Z a z e n ( Z e n m e d i

b e g i n n in g O c t o b e r 1 , 6 :3 0 - 9 :3 0 p .m . S h e lb u r n e

t a t i o n ) , W e d n e s d a y s , 8 - 8 :4 0 p .m . ; C h ild re n 's classes

transportation.

FABULOUS ADORNMENTS FOR AGES 1 0 -1 3 : M o n d a y s , 3 - 4 :3 0 p .m . o r S a t u r d a y , 1 0 - 1 1 : 3 0 a .m . b e g i n n in g S e p t e m b e r 1 5 o r 2 0 . S h e lb u r n e C r a ft

C r a f t S c h o o l , S h e lb u r n e V illa g e . $ 8 0 / $ 9 0 . I n f o ,

re s u m e o n T u e s d a y , S e p t e m b e r 2 , 4 p .m . A ik id o o f

9 8 5 - 3 6 4 8 . D on 't ge t lost in the shuffle. Make sure

C h a m p la in V a lle y , 2 5 7 P in e S t . , B u r lin g t o n . I n f o ,

S c h o o l , S h e lb u r n e V illa g e . I n f o , 9 8 5 - 3 6 4 8 . Do y o u

y o u r portfolio h a s w hat art sch ools are looking for.

9 5 1 - 8 9 0 0 o r w w w .a ik id o v t .o r g . This traditional

love to wear trendy jew elry? Want to learn more

Inform ation, tips a n d critiques will strengthen y o u r

Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flow ing

ab ou t jewelry design a n d creation? Create dozens

body o f work a n d presentation at portfolio reviews.

o f original pieces, su ch as earrings, necklaces an d

Studio available fo r draw ing/painting on certain

bracelets a s well a s beads a n d pins. Come a n d cre ate y o u r own jewelry collection.

p .m . M a r t ia l W a y S e lf - D e f e n s e C e n te r , 2 5 R a y m o n d

afternoons.

R d . , C o lc h e s t e r . F ir s t c las s f r e e . I n f o , 8 9 3 - 8 8 9 3 .

STORY TIME IN CLAY FOR AGES 6 - 8 : E i g h t

FIBER ARTS, SEWING FUN FOR AGES 8 - 1 1 : S ix T h u r s d a y s b e g i n n in g S e p t e m b e r 1 8 , 3 - 4 :3 0 p .m . S h e lb u r n e C r a f t S c h o o l , S h e lb u r n e V illa g e . I n f o ,

movements, jo in t locks a nd throwing techniques.

A RNIS: S a t u r d a y s , 1 1 : 3 0 a . m . , W e d n e s d a y s , 7 :3 0

T h u r s d a y s b e g i n n in g S e p t e m b e r 1 1 , 3 - 4 :3 0 p .m .

This Filipino discipline com bines the flu id m ove

S h e lb u r n e C r a f t S c h o o l , S h e lb u r n e V illa g e . I n f o ,

m ents o f the escrim a stick with graceful a nd

9 8 5 - 3 6 4 8 . Each class will start with a story a n d

9 8 5 - 3 6 4 8 . Make creations y o u r own way! Dress up

then we'll use the story line to create in clay. We

dynam ic footwork.

MOY YAT VING TSUN KUNG FU: B e g in n e r cla s s e s

2 0 - 2 1 , 9 a .m . - 1 p .m . S h e lb u r n e C r a f t S c h o o l ,

je a n s or a jacket, make hats or a pillow, sew a cool

will learn how to sketch an idea a n d then turn it

f o u r d a y s a w e e k . 2 8 N o r t h S t . , t w o b u ild in g s u p

S h e lb u r n e V illa g e . $ 8 0 / $ 9 0 . I n f o , 9 8 5 - 3 6 4 8 . Paint

b a g or vest a n d a d d y o u r personal touches. B asic

into a 3-D sculpture. Coiling, working from a solid

fr o m N o r t h A v e ., B u r l i n g t o n . I n f o , 3 2 4 - 7 7 0 2 ,

the beautiful landscape o f Charlotte! Watercolorists

sew ing a n d fib e r techniques will be covered using

mass, a n d slab construction will be used. Come to

w w w .k u n g f u - v i d e o s .c o m . Traditional training in the

with som e experience will work on refining their

the sew in g m achine a n d by d o in g handwork.

pure Ving Tsun System, rooted in relaxation, center-

washes a n d glazin g techniques in a variety o f sce

class with y o u r favorite stories a n d let y o u r im agi

Parents, y o u are welcome to be part o f this class.

nation go.

nic spots. Wet-on-wet, dry brush an d experimental

FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS: F o r

line a n d efficiency.

THE BLUE WAVE TAEKWONDO SCHOOL: A d u l t , fa m

techniques. In stru cto r will contact students with

m o re in f o r m a t i o n o r t o r e g is te r f o r u p c o m in g cla s s e s p le a s e c a ll 8 6 5 - 7 1 6 6 f o r m o re in f o r m a t i o n

language

il y a n d c h ild r e n 's classes a v a ila b le M o n d a y t h r o u g h

directions to plein air locations.

o r v i s i t w w w .b u r l i n g t o n c i t y a r t s .c o m . B u r l i n g t o n .

B 0 N J0 U R ! FRENCH LESSONS: P r iv a t e le s s o n s f o r

c o m p e t it iv e s tu d e n ts . 1 8 2 M a in S t r e e t , B u r lin g t o n

first aid HERBAL FIRST AID: T h u r s d a y , A u g u s t 2 8 , 6 -8 p .m . S im p le T r a d i t i o n s , 2 5 E . S t a t e S t . , M o n t p e l ie r . F r e e . I n f o , 2 2 3 - 1 5 1 1 . Learn to use herbs an d n atu

ral remedies fo r everyday injuries.

healing FEEDING THE SPIR ITS: " C h a n g in g Y o u r R e l a t io n s h ip t o T o b a c c o ," b e g in s m id - S e p t e m b e r . O c t o b e r c o u rs e s in c lu d e , " B e y o n d T ra u m a a n d L o s s ," " W a t e r D r e a m i n g ." B u r l i n g t o n . I n f o , 8 6 0 - 6 2 0 3 .

Learn skills y o u can use in accord with y o u r person al spiritual beliefs a n d traditions. Courses are taught by Michael Watson, Ph.D., a S h am an ic Practitioner, who h as worked with traditional heal ers a n d sh a m a n s fo r more than 2 0 years.

Look fo r our y o u n g artist offerings in the fall

in d iv id u a ls a n d g r o u p s . B u r l i n g t o n . P ric e s v a r y .

( n e x t t o M u d d y W a te r s ). W e o f f e r t h e b e s t v a lu e in

brochure co m in g out soon.

I n f o , 2 3 3 - 7 6 7 6 . Experienced instructor M aggie

t h e a rea w it h s tu d e n t a n d f a m ily d is c o u n ts a v a il

FLYNNARTS PERFORM ING ARTS CLASSES: F a ll s e m e s te r b e g in s S e p t e m b e r 1 5 ! F u n c la s s e s f o r k id s a ll a g e s in m u s ic , d a n c e a n d t h e a t e r . For more

. Standley helps y o u conquer verb tenses, prepare fo r

world travel a n d grasp culinary a n d artistic lingo.

ENGLISH AS A SECOND LANGUAGE: O n g o in g

i n f o @ b lu e w a v e t k d .c o m o r v is it w w w .b lu e w a v e t k d .

W e d n e s d a y s , 7 - 9 p .m . T h e F le t c h e r F re e L ib r a r y ,

c o m . Former national team member a nd Vermont

registrar@ flynncenter.org or visit

2 3 5 C o lle g e S t . , B u r l i n g t o n . F re e . I n f o , C a rrie

state Coach Gordon White teaches the exciting martial

B e rn 's , 8 6 5 - 7 2 1 1 . Classes will fo c u s on reading, writ

art a nd Olympic sport o f Taekwondo. Our experienced

ing, speaking, listening a n d grammar. They are open

teaching sta ff em phasizes proper body m echanics and

www.flynncenter.org.

FUNCTIONAL POTS FOR KIDS AGES 9 - 1 2 : E i g h t W e d n e s d a y s b e g i n n in g S e p t e m b e r 1 0 , 3 - 4 :3 0 p .m .

to all who want to learn a n d improve their English,

Taekwondo technique during plyometric, technical

S h e lb u r n e C r a f t S c h o o l , S h e lb u r n e V illa g e . I n f o ,

a s well as explore Am erican culture a n d history.

a n d cardio training sessions to improve flexibility,

9 8 5 - 3 6 4 8 . Learn how to use the potter's wheel a nd

how to build p ots to use in y o u r home. You can

ESL: O n g o in g s m a ll g r o u p c la s s e s , b e g i n n e r t o i n t e r m e d ia t e . V e r m o n t A d u l t L e a r n i n g , S lo a n e H a l l , F o r t E t h a n A l l e n , C o lc h e s t e r . F r e e . I n f o , 3 2 4 - 8 3 8 4 .

T h u r s d a y s , 8 -9 p .m . , S a t u r d a y s , 1 0 - 1 1 : 3 0 a . m . ,

to drink lemonade. We will fo c u s on w edging the

Im p rove y o u r listening, speaking, reading a n d writ

S u n d a y s , 1 0 - 1 1 : 3 0 a .m . T h e V e r m o n t C e n te r f o r

clay a n d learning to center before m oving on to

in g skills in English as a seco n d language.

A c u p u n c t u r e a n d H o li s t ic H e a l i n g , 2 5 7 P in e S t . ,

form s o f cups, m u gs a n d bowls. We'll even try som e

HAND BUILDING AND W HEEL-THROW ING: A g e s 9 - 1 2 , e i g h t w e e k s b e g i n n in g S e p t e m b e r 1 2 ,

FRENCH: C la s s e s f o r a ll le v e ls . O n c e o r t w ic e p e r w e e k . In te n s iv e o n e -d a y w o rk s h o p s fo r a d v a n c e d

B u r l i n g t o n . $ 1 2 / c la s s o r $ 3 5 / m o n t h f o r u n lim it e d c la s s e s t h a t m o n t h . I n f o , 8 6 4 - 7 7 7 8 o r

s tu d e n ts . J e r ic h o . In fo a n d re g is tra tio n , 8 9 9 -4 3 8 9 .

w w w .v c a h h .o r g . X in g Yi Chuan is a traditional

A native speaker with her Master's degree a n d expe

Chinese internal K u n g Fu system a n d an effective form o f self-cultivation.

F r id a y s , 3 - 4 :3 0 p .m . S h e lb u r n e C r a f t S c h o o l ,

rience in France a n d Quebec teaches listening, speaking, reading a n d writing in a friendly, flexible

p .m . R ic h m o n d . C la s s s iz e is l i m i t e d . F o r i n f o a n d

includes slab a n d coil techniques. We'll m ake jew el

but conscientious environm ent where each individ

p r ic in g c a ll 4 3 4 - 8 5 5 8 . I f y o u fa ll into one o f the

ry, sm all boxes, serving plates, a toothbrush holder

ual can bring his/her ow n cultural interests along.

c la s s , W e d n e s d a y s , S e p t e m b e r 3 - 2 4 , 5 :3 0 - 7 :3 0

strength a nd overall fitness.

TRADITIONAL CHINESE KUNG FU: T u e s d a y s a n d

make a plate f o r y o u r favorite sn a ck or a tumbler

S h e lb u r n e V illa g e . I n f o , 9 8 5 - 3 6 4 8 . H a n d building

BEADERS, SCULPTORS AND LOVERS: F o u r - w e e k

a b le . M e n tio n t h is 7 D a y s a d a n d re c e iv e a fre e u n i f o r m w h e n y o u s ig n u p ! I n f o , c a ll 6 5 8 - 3 3 5 9 , e m a il

inform ation or to register call 8 0 2 -6 5 2 -4 5 4 8 , em ail

more com plex fo rm s o f teapots a n d watering cans.

jewelry

T h u r s d a y a n d S a t u r d a y f o r b e g in n e r s , a d v a n c e d a n d

massage THAI TRADITIONAL MASSAGE: N e x t c o u rs e b e g in s

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8 0 2 -6 5 2 -4 5 4 8 , em ail registrar@ flynncenter.org or

range o f exciting classes is coming. Look fo r our fall

cover sta ckin g thrown form s, coiled a n d thrown,

d a y o r e v e n in g a v a ila b le . B u r l i n g t o n . F o r i n f o c a ll

visit www.flynncenter.org.

brochure com ing out soon.

a n d bottle forms. Useful fo r those with a wide

INTRO TO ROCK AND ROLL: T u e s d a y s , S e p t e m b e r 2

S u j o r a , 8 7 9 - 1 7 2 2 . Thirty hours o f givin g an d receiv

t h r o u g h D e c e m b e r 9 , 3 - 5 :4 5 p .m . C C V , B u r l i n g t o n .

ing with gu id ed instructions takes y o u through a

range o f skill levels.

GREEN MOUNTAIN PHOTOGRAPHIC WORKSHOPS: C o lo rs o f A u t u m n , O c to b e r 3 - 5 . L im it e d class s iz e .

RIVER STREET POTTERS: S e p t e m b e r / O c t o b e r s e v e n w e e k c la s s e s b e g i n n in g S e p t e m b e r 2 : T w o b e g i n -

complete course to practice on y o u r loved ones or

R e g is t r a t io n b e g in s A u g u s t 1 3 . I n f o , 8 6 5 - 4 4 2 2 . A

P r e -r e g is te r , 2 4 4 - 5 4 7 9 ( d a y s ) , 2 2 3 - 4 0 2 2 ( e v e n in g s )

start y o u on y o u r way to a fulfilling an d rewarding

survey o f rock V

o r o n lin e a t m m o r a s k ip h o t o .c o m . Autum n is one o f

n e r / in t e r m e d ia t e w h e e l c la s s e s , M o n d a y s 6 -9 p . m . ,

new profession. Join in a large group or semiprivate.

temporary rock. 'Three-credit class. Instructor, Greg

the best seasons to photograph Vermont's natural

T u e s d a y s , 6 -9 p .m . B e g in n e r / i n t e r m e d i a t e h a n d

roll from its origins through con

Matses. New!

mathematics

INTRO TO TECHNOLOGY IN MUSIC: T h u r s d a y s , S e p t e m b e r 4 t h r o u g h D e c e m b e r 1 1 , 6 :1 5 - 9 p .m .

MATH COMPLEXITY THEORY: T u e s d a y s , S e p t e m b e r

b u ild in g a n d w h e e l, T u e s d a y s , 9 :3 0 a . m . - 1 2 :3 0 p .m . I n t e r m e d i a t e / a d v a n c e d w h e e l, T h u r s d a y s ,

composition, light, film, equipment a nd much more.

6 -9 p .m . H a n d b u ild in g a ll le v e ls , W e d n e s d a y s , 6 -9 p .m . K id s a ll a g e s , T h u r s d a y s , 3 :3 0 - 5 :3 0 p .m . a n d

C C V , B u r l i n g t o n . R e g is t r a t io n b e g in s A u g u s t 1 3 .

2 t h r o u g h D e c e m b e r 9 , 3 - 5 :4 5 p .m . C C V ,

I n f o , 8 6 5 - 4 4 2 2 . In clu d e s ha nds-on experience with

B u r l i n g t o n . R e g is t r a t io n b e g in s A u g u s t 1 3 . I n f o ,

digital recording, M ID I, m usic notation a n d other

8 6 5 - 4 4 2 2 . Complexity an d Chaos , up close an d per

com puter-based m usic applications. Three-credit

sonal. U sing David Peak's text, Chaos Under

INTRO TO VOCAL PERFORMANCE: W e d n e s d a y s ,

ch a os a n d stability. No upper level m ath required.

S e p t e m b e r 3 t h r o u g h D e c e m b e r 1 0 , 5 - 6 :4 5 p .m .

Three-credit class. Instructor, Berthann Mulieri.

C C V , B u r l i n g t o n . R e g is t r a t io n b e g in s A u g u s t 1 3 . I n f o , 8 6 5 - 4 4 2 2 . A n introduction to vocal technique

meditation

fo r the b eginning singer. Two-credit class. Instructor, Am ity Baker.

MASTERY AND MEDITATION CLASS: F ir s t a n d t h ir d

MORE MUSIC CLASSES AT CCV! A l l cla s s e s s t a r t t h e

T u e s d a y s , 7 - 9 p .m . S . B u r l i n g t o n . F r e e . I n f o , 6 5 8 -

R e g is t r a t io n b e g in s A u g u s t 1 3 . I n f o , 8 6 5 - 4 4 2 2 .

In a y a t Khan. Focus on accom plishm ent an d success

Classes include M usic Fundam entals, Chorus, M usic

in y o u r life a n d interfaith prayer fo r world peace.

Theory I, Pian o I a nd II, a n d Guitar. M usic classes

WEEKLY MEDITATION AND DISCUSSION: T u e s d a y s ,

cover a variety o f m usical styles including jazz,

7 - 8 : 3 0 p .m . S p i r i t D a n c e r B o o k s & G i f t s ,

rock, pop, traditional a nd world music.

B u r l i n g t o n . $ 5 , d o n a t io n s w e lc o m e d . I n f o , 6 6 0 -

D e c e m b e r 9 , 6 :1 5 - 9 p .m . C C V, B u r lin g t o n . R e g is tra

grow. Barry Weiss will use his know ledge to guide

t io n b e g in s A u g u s t 1 3 . I n f o , 8 6 5 - 4 4 2 2 . An introduc

y o u into fo cu se d thought an d educated discussion.

tion to the fundam entals o f ensemble and solo drum ming. Three-credit class. Instructor, Bruce McKenzie.

metal/stained glass

pets

STAINED GLASS COMPREHENSIVE: 1 0 - w e e k co u rs e b e g in n in g S e p t e m b e r 1 7 , W e d n e s d a y s , 6 - 8 :3 0 p .m .

7 :3 0 p .m . F lu m a n e S o c ie t y o f C h it t e n d e n C o u n t y ,

3 6 4 8 . This is a comprehensive introduction to stained

1 4 2 K in d n e s s C t . , S . B u r l i n g t o n . F r e e . 8 6 2 - 0 1 3 5 x

glass techniques fo r beginning an d intermediate stu

1 1 7 . Got k id s? Thinking o f ad d in g a d o g ? Got d o g s ?

dents. Glass-cutting basics as well as lead cam e and

Thinking o f ad d in g a k id ? Get qdvice on m a k in g ,

copper foil methods will be covered. Students will

Give y o u r creativity free rein in a friendly, support

1 4 1 R iv e r S t . ( R t . 2 ) , M o n t p e l ie r . I n f o , 2 2 4 - 7 0 0 0 .

this transition a sm ooth one fo r the entire family.

build a full-sized window o f their own design.

I n f o , 9 8 5 - 8 7 0 0 o r w w w .s h e l b u r n e a t h l e t i c .c o m . The

qi gong

ultimate m ind/body exercise technique to develop

QI GONG: O n g o in g c la s s e s f o r a ll le v e ls , M o n d a y s

A t h l e t i c C lu b , 4 0 6 8 S h e lb u r n e - R d . , S h e lb u r n e .

core strength, flexibility, control, aw areness a n d

a n d T h u r s d a y s , 9 :3 0 - 1 0 : 3 0 a . m . ; T u e s d a y s a n d

coordination utilizing a variety o f specifically

T h u r s d a y s , 6 - 7 p .m . T h e V e r m o n t C e n te r f o r

designed apparatus.

A c u p u n c t u r e a n d H o li s t ic H e a l i n g , 2 5 7 P in e S t . ,

pottery

c la s s e s t h a t m o n t h . I n f o , 8 6 4 - 7 7 7 8 o r

HANDBUILDING W ITH DIRK STASCHKE: M o n d a y s ,

coordinates deep breathing a n d m ovem ent to help

w w w .v c a h h .o r g . Qi Gong is a gentle exercise that

S e p t e m b e r 8 t h r o u g h N o v e m b e r 1 0 , 9 a .m . - n o o n .

BURLINGTON COMMUNITY CHOIR: W e d n e s d a y s ,

building techniques with projects designed to p u sh

reiki

y o u r limits a n d stim ulate creative growth. M ethods

REIKI I AND II: O n g o in g c la s s e s a n d p r i v a t e

explored include slab building, coiling, use o f a

in s t r u c t i o n . P a t h w a y s T o W e ll B e i n g , B u r l i n g t o n .

drape or slum p mold, use o f p a per patterns and

I n f o , B la k e ly O a k e s , M S , R e ik i M a s t e r T e a c h e r ,

working from a solid mass. Students o f all levels

8 6 2 - 8 8 0 6 e x t . 4 . Reiki is an ancient h ealing art

will benefit from this class.

originating in Tibetan Buddhism .

b e g i n n i n g S e p t e m b e r 1 1 , 6 :3 0 - 9 :3 0 p .m . S h e lb u r n e C r a ft S c h o o l , S h e lb u r n e V illa g e . I n f o , 9 8 5 - 3 6 4 8 . Introduce yo u rse lf to the fu n d am e n tals

o f the potter's wheel; learn glaze application a nd

c la s s e s : L e a r n t o s a il! C la s s e s f o r A d u l t s : M o n d a y

Tuesdays through Saturdays, 1 0 a.m. - 9 p.m.

INTRO TO MAP AND COMPASS: E v e r y o t h e r S u n d a y ,

t a k e n f o r o n e c r e d i t . R e g is t r a t io n b e g in s A u g u s t 1 3 . I n f o , 8 6 5 - 4 4 2 2 . Explore a variety o f m usic

S h e lb u r n e C r a f t S c h o o l , S h e lb u r n e V illa g e . I n f o ,

a n d in t e r m e d i a t e s a ilin g f o r y o u t h a g e s 8 - 1 0 a n d 1 1 - 1 7 : T w o - w e e k s e s s io n s . O t h e r c la s s e s in c lu d e ;

9 8 5 - 3 6 4 8 . For students with som e p a st wheel

F a m ily L e a r n t o S a i l , A d a p t i v e W a t e r s p o r t s , H ig h

throw ing experience. Further y o u r understanding o f

S c h o o l S a i l i n g . C u s t o m g r o u p le s s o n s a n d s c h o la r

b u r n e . F r e e . P r e -r e g is t e r o r c a ll 9 8 5 - 5 0 5 5 f o r

creating utilitarian pottery; fo c u s on high-tem pera

d e t a il s . A beginners' class in ba sic n avigational

ture stonew are a n d so d a firings. In d ivid u a l instruc

s h ip s f o r k id s a v a ila b le . L o c a t e d o n t h e B u r lin g t o n W a t e r f r o n t in t h e O ld M o ra n P l a n t N o r t h o f t h e F is h in g P ie r. Visit www.LCCSC.org fo r details or call

skills a n d topographic m ap-reading fo r safe travel

tion, slide talks a n d dem onstrations on reduction,

in the backcountry.

gla z in g f o r soda, pitchers a n d spouts, lidded pots

8 0 2 -8 6 4 -2 4 9 9 . Dinghy, keel a n d kayak rental pro

a n d teapots. Open studio hours Tuesdays-Saturdays,

gram now open.

required; beginners an d show er singers welcome!

photography

Directed by Am ity Baker.

FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS,

FLYNNARTS PERFORMING ARTS CLASSES: F a ll

S a t u r d a y a n d S u n d a y , *9 a .m . - n o o n . B e g in n in g

1 2 - 1 p .m . C lim b H i g h , 2 4 3 8 S h e lb u r n e R d ., S h e l

including.spirituals, traditional an d contem porary No auditions

C o m m u n i t y S a il in g C e n te r is o f f e r i n g t h e f o l l o w i n g

t h r o u g h T h u r s d a y , 5 - 8 p .m . o r t w o w e e k e n d s ,

W e d n e s d a y s , 9 a .m . - n o o n o r 6 :3 0 - 9 :3 0 p .m .

C C V , B u r l i n g t o n . S e m e s te r d u e s $ 4 5 . C a n a ls o be

sailing SAILING CLASSES FOR ALL AGES: L a k e C h a m p la in

the firin g process. Open studio time available

outdoors

S e p t e m b e r 3 t h r o u g h D e c e m b e r 1 0 , 7 - 8 : 3 0 p .m .

with overall circulation a n d well-being.

S h e lb u r n e C r a f t S c h o o l , S h e lb u r n e V illa g e . I n f o ,

POTTERY, THROWN AND ALTERED FORMS: T e n

music

ive atmosphere.

1 0 :3 0 a .m . P ila te s V e r m o n t a t t h e S h e lb u r n e

POTTERY CLASSES FOR BEGINNERS: T h u r s d a y s

KIDS & DOGS: T h ir d T u e s d a y o f e v e r y m o n t h , 6 :4 5 -

S h e lb u r n e C r a ft S c h o o l, S h e lb u r n e V illa g e . I n f o , 9 8 5 -

FREE PILATES REFORMER CLASS: I n t r o d u c t o r y

9 8 5 - 3 6 4 8 . This class will offer an overview o f h a n d

PERCUSSION I: T u e s d a y s , S e p t e m b e r 2 t h r o u g h

8 0 6 0 . Allow y o u r m ind to calm and y o u r spirit to

S a t u r d a y s , 9 - 1 1 a .m . F re e p r a c t ic e d a y s f o r a d u lt s .

B u r l i n g t o n . $ 1 2 / c la s s o r $ 3 5 / m o n t h f o r u n lim it e d

firs t w e e k o f S e p te m b e r a t CCV, B u r lin g to n .

2 4 4 7 . Stud y the teachings o f In d ia n S u fi Master

pilates c la s s o n l y , M o n d a y s , 5 :3 0 p .m . a n d S a t u r d a y s ,

class. Instructor, Rick Belford.

Control, this group will explore the ins an d outs o f

fo lk songs, a n d classical melodies.

beauty. Join us fo r our fall foliage nature photogra ph y workshop, where you'll learn about exposure,

1 0 a.m. - 9 p.m.

RISE AND SHINE - VERTICAL FORMS W ITH GUEST ARTIST DIANE ROSENM ILLER: S a t u r d a y

FIREHOUSE COMMUNITY DARKROOM: C la s s e s

a n d S u n d a y , A u g u s t 2 3 - 2 4 , 9 a .m . - 3 p .m .

s e m e s te r b e g in s S e p t e m b e r 1 5 ! C la s s e s f o r a ll a g e s

in c lu d e : " B l a c k - a n d - W h i t e D a r k r o o m " a n d

S h e lb u r n e C r a f t S c h o o l , S h e lb u r n e V illa g e .

in m u s ic , d a n c e a n d t h e a t e r . A ls o a v a ila b le t o

" P h o t o g r a p h y W i t h o u t T e c h n o l o g y ." D a r k r o o m

$ 1 3 8 / $ 1 5 0 . I n f o , 9 8 5 - 3 6 4 8 . B uild it tall in this

a d u lt s a re w o r k s h o p s w i t h v i s i t i n g a r tis t s a n d p e r

m e m b e r s h ip s a v a ila b le . B u r l i n g t o n . I n f o , 8 6 5 -

workshop concentrating on vertical form s. D iane will

f o r m e r s . For more inform ation or to register call

7 1 6 6 o r v i s i t w w w .b u r l i n g t o n c i t y a r t s .c o m . A fu ll

self-defense VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU -JIT S U : B r a z ilia n J i u J i t s u a n d S e lf - D e f e n s e : M o n d a y s t h r o u g h F r id a y s ,

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training experience. The first day o f the workshop

o f wood a n d fu n d am e n tal technique o f construc

s i z e , 8 7 8 - 0 0 5 7 , w w w .s h o p t a l k v e r m o n t .c o m .

a .m . C a r d io / P o w e r B o x i n g : T u e s d a y s , 6 - 7 p .m . F ir s t

will provide (through a series o f lectures) an under

tion. B a sic m achine use a n d safety will be em pha

Students will be introduced to ba sic carving tech

c las s f r e e . F ilip in o M a r tia l A r t s : S a t u r d a y s , 1 0 - 1 1

standing o f the 8 basic manufacturing steps com m on

a .m . V e r m o n t B r a z ili a n J i u - J i t s u , 4 H o w a r d S t . , A -

to all cheese varieties. Other topics include the

sized.

niques u sin g h a n d tools. Upon "completion o f the

FINE WOODWORKING, BEG IN N IN G /INTERM ED I-

course, each stu dent will have constructed a loon

8 , B u r l i n g t o n . I n f o , 6 6 0 - 4 0 7 2 . Learn self-defense,

chemistry o f milk, an overview o f the aging process,

ATE: I n - d e p t h 1 0 - w e e k class o n T u e s d a y s , b e g i n

martial arts, boxing an d hand-and-stick com bat

the artisanal dim ension o f aging, types o f starter

n in g S e p t e m b e r 1 6 , 9 a .m . - n o o n . S h e lb u r n e C ra ft

figh tin g in this positive an d safe environm ent

cultures an d their functions, use o f spreadsheets to

S c h o o l , S h e lb u r n e V illa g e . I n f o , 9 8 5 - 3 6 4 8 . I f y o u

m onitor starter performance a nd titratable acidity

S e p t e m b e r 8 - 1 2 . S h e lb u r n e C r a f t S c h o o l , S h e lb u r n e

support groups

can attend a class during the day, this is the wood

and p H measurement. The second a nd third da y will

class fo r y o u ! With resident woodworker Doug Jones,

V illa g e . $ 3 7 5 / 4 2 0 , p lu s $ 7 5 f o r m a t e r ia ls . I n f o ,

be devoted to m aking cheese; tentatively Mozzarella,

we will work on developing proficiency with both

9 8 5 - 3 6 4 8 . Creating furniture or other objects from

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Cheddar, Soft (cream ) cheese a n d Feta cheese.

h a nd a n d machine tools. B asic principles o f working

wood requires a m odicum o f plan n in g a n d a dose o f

THE CLASSIFIEDS, SECTION B.

windsurfing

tai chi TAI CHI CHUAN: O n g o in g c la s s e s , W e d n e s d a y s , 9 - 1 0 a .m . B e g in n e r c la s s , W e d n e s d a y s , 6 : 1 5 - 7 : 1 5 p .m . T h u r s d a y s , 7 - 8 p .m . S a t u r d a y s , 8 :3 0 - 9 :3 0 a .m . T h e V e r m o n t C e n te r f o r A c u p u n c t u r e a n d H o li s t ic

W ITH RESIDENT WOODWORKER DOUG JONES:

with wood will be em phasized as we pursue good

inspiration. Sketches, models, templates, m ock-ups

craftsmanship an d thoughtful design in building fu r

a n d sam ples can be very useful tools in the design

niture.

W INDSURFING COURSES: R e g is t e r n o w f o r u p c o m

(h a If-size or full-size).

WOODWORKING: DESIGN AND DEVELOPMENT

a n d construction process. This class will introduce

FINE WOODWORKING, INTERMEDIATE/

y o u to these building blocks o f design a nd give y o u

in g c la s s e s . B o a r d S h o r e s , L L C , S o u th H e r o .

ADVANCED: I n - d e p t h 1 0 - w e e k c las s o n T u e s d a y s

a chance to use them on a sm all piece o f y o u r own.

B e g in n e r c la s s , $ 6 0 / p e r s o n . A d v a n c e d le s s o n s ,

o r W e d n e s d a y s , b e g i n n in g S e p t e m b e r 1 6 , 6 :3 0 -

For inspiration, we will visit the Shelburne M useum

9 :3 0 p .m . S h e lb u r n e C r a f t S c h o o l , S h e lb u r n e

to view furniture a n d fo lk art in a histone setting.

$ 3 0 / p e r s o n (d is c o u n t s a v a ila b le ) . I n f o , 3 2 4 - 5 8 4 7 o r w in d s u r f in g _ g u r u @ e x c it e .c o m . Certified wind

V illa g e . I n f o , 9 8 5 - 3 6 4 8 . Continue learning the

H e a l i n g , 2 5 7 P in e S t . , B u r l i n g t o n . $ 1 2 / c la s s o r

surfing instructor Ron Bush way teaches novice and

$ 3 5 / m o n t h f o r u n l i m i t e d cla s s e s t h a t m o n t h . I n f o ,

e n ga g in g art o f woodworking. Students will consult

experienced boarders in small, intimate classes.

with resident artist D ou g Jo n e s on appropriate proj

yoga

ects fo r the class. Wood joinery, ba sic lathe-turning

BEECHER HILL YOGA: O n g o in g d a y a n d e v e n in g

864-

7 7 7 8 o r w w w .v c a h h .o r g . This traditional Yang

exercise that helps correct posture a n d creates deep

wood

relaxation a n d overall health.

BASIC WOODWORKING FOR BEGINNERS: T e n s e s

Style short-form Tai Chi is a gentle an d flo w in g

TAI CHI/M ONTPELIER: N e w s e rie s o f clas s e s b e g in s

s io n s , 3 0 h o u r s , S u n d a y s , S e p t e m b e r 1 4 t h r o u g h

S e p t e m b e r 8 . M o n d a y s , 5 : 1 5 - 6 p .m . 6 4 M a in S t . ,

N o v e m b e r 1 6 , 1 - 4 p .m . S h o p t a l k , 7 A M o rs e D r iv e ,

3 rd F lo o r , M o n tp e lie r . $ 3 6 / m o n t h o r $ 9 0 f o r 1 2 -

Es s e x . $ 2 0 0 / n o n m e m b e rs , 2 5 % o ff/m e m b e rs .

w e e k s e m e s te r. P r e -r e g is te r , 4 5 6 - 1 9 8 3 . Instructor

L i m i t e d c la s s s i z e , 8 7 8 - 0 0 5 7 , w w w .s h o p t a lk v e r -

Elbe Hayes has been practicing an d teaching Hwa Yu

m o n t .c o m . B eg in n in g woodworkers are exposed to

Style T'ai Chi since 1974. This style features circular

the various com ponents o f m illing a n d joinery tech

movement, deep relaxation, significant health bene

niques as they construct a project o f their choice.

fits. B eginning students welcome.

BUILD A RUSTIC BENCH: S a t u r d a y , O c t o b e r 4 a n d S u n d a y , O c t o b e r 5 , 9 a .m . - 3 p .m . S h e lb u r n e C r a f t

theater

S c h o o l , S h e lb u r n e V illa g e . I n f o , 9 8 5 - 3 6 4 8 . Spend

two enjoyable evenings learning how to build a rus

FLYNNARTS PERFORMING ARTS CLASSES: F a ll

tic stool or sm all bench. Students will complete the

s e m e s te r b e g in s S e p t e m b e r 1 5 ! C la s s e s f o r a ll a g e s

entire process, from selecting the wood to glu in g

in m u s ic , d a n c e a n d t h e a t e r . A ls o a v a ila b le t o

an d assem b ling their work. B y the end y o u will

a d u lt s a re w o r k s h o p s w i t h v i s i t i n g a r tis t s a n d p e r f o r m e r s . For more inform ation or to register call

leave with a fin ish e d piece o f rustic furniture.

CUTTING DOVETAILS W ITH HANDTOOLS: T w o s e s

8 0 2 -6 5 2 -4 5 4 8 , em ail registrar@ flynncenter.org or

s io n s , 1 6 h o u r s , S a t u r d a y s , S e p t e m b e r 1 3 a n d

visit www.flynn center.org.,

S e p t e m b e r 2 0 , 9 a .m . - 4 p .m . S h o p t a l k , 7 A M o rs e D r iv e , E s s e x . $ 1 5 0 / n o n m e m b e r s , 2 5 % o f f / m e m

INTRO TO THEATER ARTS: W e d n e s d a y s , S e p t e m b e r

b e r s . L i m i t e d cla s s s i z e , 8 7 8 - 0 0 5 7 , w w w .

3 t h r o u g h D e c e m b e r 1 0 , 6 :1 5 - 9 p .m . C C V ,

s h o p t a l k v e r m o n t .c o m . Participants will learn to

B u r l i n g t o n . R e g is t r a t io n b e g in s A u g u s t 1 3 . I n f o ,

construct dovetail jo in ts u sin g m arking gauges,

865-

4 4 2 2 . A n introduction to theater arts including

h a n d saw s a n d chisels. Come a n d learn the art o f

its history, dram atic literature an d theatrical pro

cutting dovetails by h a n d a n d make a bench that

duction. Three-credit class. Instructor, Darren

will last y o u a lifetime. No prior w oodworking expe

Sullivan.

rience required.

FINE WOODWORKING APPRENTICE PROGRAM:

training

In t e r e s t e d in a c a re e r as a f u r n it u r e m a k e r? C a b in e t

COMMERCIAL CHEESEMAKING FOR BEGINNERS: S e p t e m b e r 3 - 5 , 9 a .m . - 5 p .m . U n iv e r s it y o f V e rm o n t, B u r lin g to n . S p o n s o re d b y N o rth e a s t C e n te r f o r F o o d E n t r e p r e n e u r s h ip U n iv e r s it y o f V T C e n te r f o r S u s t a in a b le A g r ic u lt u r e / S m a ll R u m in a n t D a ir y P r o je c t . $ 2 0 0 , in c lu d e s c o m p r e h e n s iv e b in d e r o f in s t r u c t io n m a te r ia ls , p a r k in g p e r m it , re fr e s h m e n ts a n d lu n c h . D e a d lin e f o r r e g is tr a tio n is A u g u s t 2 5 . C la s s s p a c e is lim it e d t o 1 8 , s o p la n o n r e g is te r in g e a rly . I n f o , J o d y F a r n h a m a t 8 0 2 - 6 5 6 8 3 0 0 . This program is designed to be a practical

m a k e r? O r a r t is t in w o o d ? S h o p t a lk p ro v id e s a n in t e n s iv e s h o p -b a s e d a p p r e n tic e p ro g ra m d e s ig n e d f o r e m e r g in g w o o d w o r k e r s . S h o p t a l k , 7 A M o rs e D r iv e , E s s e x . For more info, call Shoptalk, 878 -00 57,

email info@ shoptalkverm ont.com or visit our website www.shoptalkvermont.com.

FINE WOODWORKING, BEGINNERS: I n - d e p t h 1 0 w e e k cla s s o n M o n d a y s , b e g i n n i n g S e p t e m b e r 1 5 , 6 :3 0 - 9 :3 0 p .m . S h e lb u r n e C r a f t S c h o o l , S h e lb u r n e V illa g e . I n f o , 9 8 5 - 3 6 4 8 . B uild a handsom e, sm all

table while learning the basics o f working with wood. Students will be introduced to the properties

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a n d routine techniques generally are covered.

c la s s e s , s m a ll- g r o u p t u t o r i a l s , p r i v a t e i n s t r u c t io n

Students sh o u ld have a working knowledge o f wood

a n d Y o g a T h e r a p y . H in e s b u r g . I n f o , 4 8 2 - 3 1 9 1 o r

properties a n d construction processes. Suggested:

b e e c h e r h illy o g a .c o m . Beecher Hill Yoga offers class

B eg in n in g Wood or the equivalent.

es in Integrative Yoga, Couples Yoga a n d Prenatal

INTRODUCTORY VENEERING INTENSIVE W ITH DOUG JONES: A u g u s t 1 8 - 2 2 . S h e lb u r n e C r a f t S c h o o l , S h e lb u r n e V illa g e . I n f o , 9 8 5 - 3 6 4 8 .

Veneering cha nges the rules o f furniture making.

Yoga, Yoga fo r Posture, Yoga fo r Healthy E atin g an d Yoga a n d Divorce.

BIKRAM YOGA: O n g o in g d a ily c la s s e s f o r a ll le v e ls .

Learn the strengths o f this flexible material a n d the

2 5 7 P in e S t . , B u r l i n g t o n . I n f o , 6 5 1 - 8 9 7 9 . A heated

best m ethods o f working with it. Traditional a nd

studio facilitates deep stretching a nd detoxifying.

contem porary techniques will be demonstrated.

BRISTOL YOGA: D a ily A s ta n g a clas s es : A l l le v e ls ,

Veneers a n d substrates will be available but stu

S u n d a y s , M o n d a y s , T u e s d a y s , T h u rs d a y s , 5 :3 0 p .m . ,

dents m ay consult with Jo n e s on sources prior to

W e d n e s d a y s , 1 0 a .m . a n d S a tu r d a y s , 9 :3 0 a .m .

the class.

NATURALIST IN THE WOOD SHOP: S a t u r d a y a n d

B e g in n e r s : W e d n e s d a y s , 5 :3 0 p .m . D ro p in a n y t im e . O ld H ig h S c h o o l, B r is t o l. I n f o , 4 8 2 - 5 5 4 7 o r v is it

S u n d a y , S e p te m b e r 2 0 -2 1 a n d S e p te m b e r 2 7 - 2 8 ,

w w w .b r is t o l y o g a .c o m . This classical form o f yo ga

2 :3 0 - 5 :3 0 p .m . S h e lb u r n e C r a f t S c h o o l , S h e lb u r n e

incorporates balance, strength and flexibility to steady

V illa g e . I n f o , 9 8 5 - 3 6 4 8 . Ever wonder which trees

qte used fo r lum ber? We will g o from the wood

the mind, strengthen the body an d free the soul.

UNIO N ST. STUDIO: O n g o in g d a ily c la s s e s : p r e n a t a l,

sh o p to the fie ld f o r som e easy hike 3 to begin iden

p o s t n a t a l , r e s t o r a t i v e , y o g a kids'", m e d i t a t i o n , ro c k

tifying trees from the outside in. Students will

c l im b in g a n d y o g a w o r k s h o p . 3 0 6 S . U n i o n S t . ,

make several sm all objects such a s cutting boards

B u r l i n g t o n . I n f o , 8 6 0 - 3 9 9 1 . Relaxed, noncom peti

a n d sp o o n s to learn more ab ou t the wood we've

tive atmosphere. All are welcome, give it a try.

YOGA FOR CLIMBING AND HEALTH: S ix - w e e k

studied.

SHARPENING HAND TOOLS: S a t u r d a y , S e p t e m b e r 2 7 , 1 - 4 p .m . S h o p t a l k , 7 A M o rs e D r iv e , E s s e x . $ 4 5 .

s e rie s , W e d n e s d a y s , 6 p .m . C lim b H i g h , 2 4 3 8 S h e lb u r n e R d . , S h e lb u r n e . $ 8 / c la s s . I n f o , 9 8 5 -

L i m i t e d c la s s s i z e , 8 7 8 - 0 0 5 7 , w w w .s h o p t a lk v e r -

5 0 5 5 . S ta y in sh ap e a n d have fu n with yoga.

m o n t .c o m . This three-hour course will present the

Special em phasis on exercises fo r clim bing a n d g e n

theory a n d practice o f sharp ening a n d h o n in g fla t edge tools with a practical em phasis on chisels a n d

eral health taught by Cat Earisman.

YOGA FOR PREGNANCY: S a t u r d a y s , 9 - 1 0 a .m .

h a n d plane blades. Through discussion a nd dem on

B e e c h e r H i l l Y o g a H in e s b u r g . I n f o , 4 8 2 - 3 1 9 1 o r

stration, students will learn to create a n d m aintain

b e e c h e r h i l l y o g a .c o m . Share a safe, relaxing Yoga

razor-sharp edges on their tools u sin g a variety o f

practice with women at all stages o f pregnancy.

sharp ening mediums. Students will have the oppor

Relieve the discom forts o f pregnancy while y o u pre

tunity to sharpen at least one tool blade during the

pare fo r childbirth a n d m otherhood . Partners are

session with instructor guidance. This class is appropriate fo r first timers a s well as those w ishing to advance already existing skills.

WOODCARVING CLASS FOR BEGINNERS AND

welcome to one or more classes.

YOGA VERMONT: A s t a n g a c la s s e s e v e r y d a y . J i v a m u k t i , K r i p a l u , K u n d a lin i , I y e n g a r , b e g i n n e r , p r e n a t a l a n d s e n io r c la s s e s w e e k ly . C h a c e M ill a n d

INTERMEDIATE CARVERS: W e d n e s d a y s ,

F ly n n A v e ., B u r l i n g t o n . I n f o , 6 6 0 - 9 7 1 8 o r

S e p t e m b e r 1 0 t h r o u g h N o v e m b e r 1 2 , 6 -9 p .m .

w w w .y o g a v e r m o n t .c o m . M any styles to choose

S h o p t a l k , 7 A M o rs e D r iv e , E s s e x . L i m i t e d c las s

from, various levels o f intensity, invigorate y o u r y o g a practice or start fresh. ®

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TAURUS (Apr. 20-May 20): I'm not necessarily suggesting you need a new soul mate. But if you do, this is the perfect astrological moment to go in search of one. Where should you look? I suggest you hang out in unfamiliar ter ritory where you will be fresh and curi ous — frontier zones where you're likely to uncover secrets about who you really are. For fastest results, visit the Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet (www.thes poon.com/costco/), a clearinghouse for soul mates at the Burning Man festival in the Nevada desert from August 25-31. It offers "quality name-brand and pri vate-label soul mates at substantially lower prices than can be found through conventional wholesale sources." P.S. If you're happy with your existing soul mate, infuse your bond with a concen trated dose of smart, loving creativity.

It's a perfect moment to propel your selves into the next phase of your evo lution together.

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(May 21-June 20): Robust singing skill is correlated with a strong immune system in songbirds. Male birds with the most extensive repertoire of tunes also have the largest spleens, a key measure of immune sys tem health. No studies have yet been done on humans. But if there is a simi lar link, I expect you will be crooning with unrivaled beauty and power in the coming days. The astrological omens say you are currently at the peak of your ability to fight off bugs and adversaries of all kinds, including both the physical and psychic varieties.

CANCER

(June 21-July 22): So begins the information-gathering phase of your yearly cycle, Cancerian. You'll align yourself with the cosmic ebb and flow whenever you engage in activities that excite your love of learning and enhance your skills as a student of life. Here's a gem from poet Heather McHugh to inspire your quest: "The knowledge I'm interested in is not something you buy and then have and can be comfort able with. The knowledge I'm interested in keeps opening wider and wider, mak ing me smaller and more amazed, until I see I cannot have it all — and then delight in that as a freedom."

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create your own version of it. The astro logical omens reveal you're primed to receive fresh intuitions about how to make money from doing what you love. (P.S. I don't know Harrow personally and have no financial stake in her book.)

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Question: What form of entertainment would be most likely to cure your brain cramps? Answer: watching the demoli tion of an old building. Question: What lucky break could ensure you won't keep missing the forest for the trees? Answer: finding a bird's nest. Question: What soul medicine would be most effective in giving you access to your repressed intuition? Answer: reading mythic tales of resurrection. Question: What is the hardest yet most rewarding possible les son you could learn right now? Answer: how to whistle with two fingers. Question: Where can you find a portal to another dimension? Answer: in your bedroom.

LIBRA

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): "You have to recognize the demons or else they'll annoy you like mosquitoes," poet James Broughton told interviewer Jack Foley. "But if you acknowledge their exis tence, if you say, 'All right, here's a cook ie, go sit in the comer,' then you can go about your work and you don't have to go into depression because of it." I sug gest you follow Broughton's advice, Libra. Neither ignore nor overindulge those pesky voices in your head,

(July 23-Aug. 22): Please muse a minute on the title of a book by Susan C T 1 A D D T A Harrow: Selling Yourself Without Selling Y a u t L iU K lT 1 U (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Soul: A Woman’s Guide to Promoting HerdM, Big Texas Steak Ranch restaurant in Her Business, Her Product or Her Cause \Aitorillo, Texas, has a standing offer to Integrity and Spiditsuggest you either its customers: If you can eat its fourconsult this invigorating set of instrucand-a-half-pound steak in an hour withtions, which works, for men, too, or else opt getting sick, the meal is free. Oh,

and you've also got to finish the side dishes — salad, shrimp cocktail, baked potato and roll. Only about one in six brave souls succeeds at the test. Given your tribe's current astrological omens, however, I think five out of six Scorpios could win the bet this week. Your appetite — not just for food but for pleasure, wisdom, adventure and self transformation — is gargantuan.

SAGITTARIUS

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): History is littered with the stories of people who didn't have suffi cient funds to manifest their brilliant ideas. Mahlon Loomis was one. Guglielmo Marconi is known as the inventor of the radio, but Loomis creat ed a wireless telegraph system two years before Marconi was even born. Unable to get financial backing, however, Loomis could not develop his innovation, and it remained a virtual secret. I'm hoping, Sagittarius, that this story will prod you into realizing how important it is to feed your own dreams with all the money they deserve. Don't let them lan guish in the realm of fantasy.

CAPRICORN

(Dec. 22Jan. 19): This Saturday I'll leave for a visit to my version of paradise: the Burning Man festival in the Nevada desert. For eight utopian days, I'll need no money and see no advertisements or TV. Exuberant works of art, erected in abundance throughout the sevensquare-mile expanse, will feed my imagi nation. Half-naked dancing revelers who share my political and spiritual views will greet me everywhere I go. I'll do workshops and performances for people who appreciate my peculiar brand of crazy wisdom. I bring this up, Capricorn, because I, think you would benefit from

a similar escape. It's a perfect moment to make a pilgrimage to the place you consider heaven on Earth.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Bach's "St. Matthew Passion" is one of the most highly regarded musical compositions in history. Yet the score disappeared and the work was never played for many years after Bach's death in 1750. In 1829, composer Felix Mendelssohn rediscovered the long-lost manuscript being used as wrapping paper in the estate sale of a deceased cheese salesman. He arranged for a pub lic performance of the piece and its revival began. In the coming week, Aquarius, I predict you'll have a taste of the amazed and confounded joy Mendelssohn must have experienced. In an unlikely place with seemingly low value, you will find a neglected treasure.

PISCES

(Feb. 19-Mar. 20): Your thought for the week comes from French writer Alexander Dumas. "If you give the impression that you need some thing, you will get nothing," he said. "To make money you have to appear to be rich." The best way to get what you desire, in other words, is to be confident that you deserve it. Don't dwell on how needy you are; don't let yourself become a morass of aching deficiency. This does n't mean you should water down the intensity of your longing. Indeed, pas sionate yearning is essential for bounti ful satisfaction. But make sure your intense longing is propelled by a cer tainty that you will ultimately be ful filled.

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Thriving holistic c h iro p ra ctic o ffice is. seek ing a p art-tim e Front Desk M a n ag e r to join us in supporting the health a n d wellness o f our patients. C a n d id a te should b e frie n d ly, professional a n d organized with an eye for d e ta il. C ustom er s e rv ic e /d o c to r's • o ffic e e xperience a plus. LGBT friendly. 25hours per week. Please send resume a nd c o v e r letter to: Namasfe, Inc. 150 Dorset Street, PMB 197, South Burlington, VT 05403.

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ARE YOU CURRENTLY A CIGARETTE SMOKER, A SMOKER WHO PLANS ON QUITTING, OR AN EX-SMOKER? Volunteer’s ages 18 and older needed for UVM Study. Up to $135 compensation for three 2-3 hour sessions. Please leave a message at 656-9619 and mention the Proximate Quit Study. Completely confidential. This is not a treatment study.

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(32-hours/week with benefits) for a shelter for women who are survivors of domestic and sexual violence. The VPC recruits, trains, supports, schedules volunteers. The VPC provides support for women in shelter, on hotline, in court, etc. We require a team worker with good communication skills, a strong feminist perspective and knowledge of domestic and sexual violence. The successful applicant will have a Bachelor's degree in an appropriate field or equivalent experience. S e n d re s u m e b y

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Looking for a management position? We seek an experienced Produce Manager to lead a dynamic and flourishing Produce department. Help us coordinate the departments strategic plans with regard to products, product mix, promotions, stocking and receiving, and member/customer service. Commitment to supporting our local farmers and growers is a must. A minimum of 5-years food service or retail management experience required, with demonstrated success in meeting financial objectives and in leading and developing employees. Must be able to work some nights/weekends.

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Accurately reconcile cashier reports, prepare daily bank deposits and assist with Finance Department administrative functions. We need you to count cash, total checks, money orders, gift certificates, coupons, and resolve all discrepancies. One year of cash handling experience required, preferably in a retail, grocery or restaurant environment. Less than 20 hours per week.

Specialized Community Support W orker - Part-time E xcitin g o p p o rtu n ity to w ork w ith a frie n d ly and conscientious 2 0 -ye a rold c lie n t diagnosed w ith developmental d is a b ilitie s and mental health issues. This position is 20-hours per week, p rim a rily during th e evening hours. Experience w ith crisis in te rv e n tio n highly desirable. B enefits. Reliable tra n s p o rta tio n required. Resumes to M ark M argolis o r call 8 0 2 -8 6 0 -3 5 7 9 .

Specialized Community Support W orker - Part-time 2 0 -hour position providing com m unity supports and fa m ily in te g ra tio n w ork in th e home to a 15-year-old fem ale. M ust have stro n g skills w ith s e ttin g boundaries w ith some knowledge o f A utism S pectrum D isorders. In d ivid u a l should also fe e l c o m fo rta b le working in a fa m ily s e ttin g to assist and provide supports in th e home. Resumes to Chris

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Keep our vendors happy by quickly and accurately processing payments on approved invoices. You will work closely with our staff in the Receiving and Buying departments to allow for the smooth flow of information while you maintain accurate Vendor information, reconcile vendor invoices, handle vendor inquiries. One-year accounts payable, bookkeeping or related experience required. Requires working knowledge of Windows-based accounting software.

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Residential Instructor/Companion Provide 20-hours o f home and com m unity support to a woman in Essex. Assistance needed w /personal care, comm unity a c tiv itie s and pet care. B e n e fits. E xperience w /m edical and mental health issues p re fe rre d . Resume to T ra cy Fisher o r email TracyF@ H ow ardC enter.org.

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Community Support Workers - Several Positions Seeking several m otivated team players w ith th e a b ility to w ork inde pendently to provide community supports f o r adults w ith developmental d isa b ilitie s in th e Richmond, J e ric h o , H untington and Burlington areas. A v a rie ty o f fle x ib le openings and hours available. For more inform ation please c o n ta ct T racy Schneider a t tracys@ how ardcenter.org o r call

Help us maintain, enhance, create and implement programs that will success fully recruit and retain members of our Co-op and provide them exciting new services. You will plan our semi-annual and special member meetings, main tain and initiate member benefits, and assist with implementing donations programs. Bachelors degree preferred, or minimum of 3-years experience and success with program planning and implementation in a service related field. M A R K ETIN G ASSISTANT

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Shared Living Provider I n search o f an outgoing and warm individual who enjoys people and would be in te re s te d in sharing th e ir home on a p a rt-tim e basis w ith a young woman w ith Autism . Hours would consist o f some a fte r-s c h o o l hours, some weekends, and some school vacations. C o ntracted position w ith generous pay. Laura Chabot o f Howard Community S ervices is accepting calls on b e h a lf o f th e fa m ily a t (8 0 2 ) 865-6150.

Ever imagined hosting one of those cooking shows? We need someone to pro vide quality service to customers by creating well-prepared food demonstra tions, and providing excellent product and food information to customers. You will have the chance to present your own food demonstrations and host guest chefs. Get some practice in culinary writing by researching food issues and preparing articles, recipes, and information for City Market publications. Also apply your administrative skills by assisting in member services and data management as well. Experience and excellence in customer service required. Knowledge of natural foods and the natural food service industry, and cooking experience preferred. City Market offers a commitment to community, education and the environment as well as a great work environment. YCfeoffer fantastic benefits including medical/dental insurance, retirement plan, paid time off, store discount,

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Burlington Construction Management company is seeking experienced hard-working people to fill these positions. Positive attitude a must. Career advancement possibilities. Please call (802)862-1997, or fax resume to (802)862-9600. GOLDFIELD CONSTRUCTION MANAGEMENT, LLC. 131 Church Street, Burlington, VT

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Hospice RN Hospice a n d /o r palliative care is preferred as is a current VT RN license w ith tw o years o f nursing experience. This position w ill w ork 30 /h o u rs per week and is considered a fu ll-tim e position.

Hospice MSW LICSW w ith direct hospice a n d /o r medical experience is preferred. Prior or direct experience w orking in g rie f support groups is strongly desired. This position works 40 /h o u rs per week. Addison County H om e Health & Hospice offers a superior benefit package including BCBS PPO or H M O , dental, life STD, 401 (k) w ith em ployer match and 31 paid days o ff per year. Q ualified candidates should please send resumes to H um an Resources,

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A d m in is tr a tiv e A s s is t a n t Vermont Housing Finance Agency has an immediate opening for a full-time Administrative Assistant, within our Administration division and w e are look ing for just the right team player. We are seeking an efficient, energetic and organized person to provide administrative support to the Office Manager, Human Resources and other departments as needed. This position is also responsible for providing coverage for front office functions-responsibilities include greeting customers, answering phones, sorting mail and other duties as required. Associate's degree or related work experience and proficiency in Office 2000 w ord processing, spreadsheet and database applications required. Experience within a Human Resources environment preferred. Strong written and verbal communication skills required. Must be highly organized, able to handle multi ple tasks, have keen attention to detail, set priorities, meet deadlines and work with a w ide range of individuals, internal and external to the Agency. Competitive salary and excellent benefits package. Please send resume,

Do you love to be outside during the winter months? Do you enjoy meeting new people? Are you reliable and hardworking? Do you love to ski and ride at Stowe? I f so, jo in the Team at Stowe Mountain Resort. We are accepting applications fo r the following immediate openings: Painter Retail Receiving Associate Front Desk/Reservationist We are accepting applications fo r the follow ing winter seasonal positions: M o u nta in Hosp itality Supervisor Parking Im pressions Supervisor G ro o m in g Supervisor Rent & Repair Supervisor D e m o Center Supervisor H a rd g o o d Sales Associate Lo dge A tte n d a n t Supervisor

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Community Skills Worker St. Albans Community Alternatives Program is looking for a new member to join our talented team of mental health professionals. This person would be a great communicator, have a lot of desire to help kids and be respectful, stable and resourceful component of our therapeutic team. Responsibilities include doing one-on-one and group activities with youth both in the community and their homes. They would be active members of the treatment teams and supportive to clients, foster and biological parents and the other clinical professionals. Must be able to work a flexible schedule including evenings, work from a strength-based approach and be able to set limits. Previous work with children with emotional/behavioral challenges required. Bachelors degree in related field preferred. If you are interested in this position call Karen Giroux at 524-1700, or submit cover letter and resume to:

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Anti-Violence Educator/Trainer - 20-hours/week The Women’s Rape Crisis Center seeks a staff person to coordinate a peer education project at the University of Vermont. This staff works collaboratively with UVM organizations, students, faculty and staff on issues of sexual violence, relationship violence and stalking. Specific responsibilities include recruiting, training and supporting student educators, and coordinating educational workshops on campus. Experience with education and training, demonstrated proficiency in oral and written communication, demonstrated skill in working in collaborative groups and knowledge about violence required. A Bachelors degree in a relevant field and/or equivalent experience required. Send resume by September 1, 2003 to: W.R.C.C. PO Box 92 Burlington, VT 05402 P e o p l e f r o m d iv e r s e c o m m u n it ie s e n c o u r a g e d t o a p p ly .

Econom ic Justice Project and Issues Coordinator: Full-time salaried position responsible for providing leadership in the monitoring, development and implementation of state and national public policy relat ed to domestic and sexual violence in areas of housing, employment, transportation, immigration/refugee issues, childcare, TANF etc.; providing technical assistance to Network Member Programs and state and governmental agencies; developing and implementing specific statewide advocacy and projects related to issue areas.

Qualifications: Requires any combination of education and experience equal to a BA or BS in one of the human service or relevant fields and four years volunteer or professional specialized experience in an appropriate area; extensive knowledge of sexual and/or domestic violence; knowledge of social service and government benefits systems; strong writing and verbal skills and the ability to interact successfully with diverse groups and individuals.

Training and O utreach M anager: Full-time administrative position; will coordinate and support the design, development, logistics and delivery of a Network training plan; coordinate education and outreach to media and the public, including website maintenance, and provide technical and administrative support to the Network Office and Coordinator. Qualifications: BA or BS in one of the human services or relevant fields or four years professional specialized experience in an appropriate area; extensive knowledge of sexual and/or domestic violence; experience and com fort in coordination of multi-faceted projects; strong organizational writing and verbal skills and the ability to interact and coordinate success fully with diverse groups and individuals.

Health and Retirement benefits available. The Vermont Network does not discriminate on the basis of race, gender, sexual preference, religion, age, national origin or disability. Reply by S ep tem b e r 15 w ith cover lette r and resum e to: V erm ont N etw o rk, PO Box 405, M o n tp elier VT 05601, or by ? * e -m a il to m levin@ vtnetw ork.org. ., , lllll

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Bookkeeper: Montpelier Office All aspects of financial record keeping for nonprofit organization. Experience with fund and accrual basis accounting and government grant requirements a plus; 3-5 years bookkeeping experience including payroll and accounts payable. Proficiency using accounting software (preferably QuickBooks) and spreadsheet applications. Competitive wages and benefits. Send resume, cover letter and three professional references by September 1 , 2003 to:

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Part-time, averaging 15-hours per week. Availability for 7pm Selectboard meetings on 2nd and 4th Mondays of the month required. Pay range: S15-S19 per hour. No benefits included. For a complete job description go to

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M e n ta l H ealth Training C oo rd in ator Opening for creative, experienced mental health clinician / educator to develop a new program of consultation and training to schools through the Baird Center. Responsibilities include program development, needs assessment; marketing, budget and outcomes management, coordina tion of trainers within Baird, and provision of some direct training and consultation to schools. M aster’s or higher degree, 3-5 years experience serving children with emotional/ behavioral challenges, and providing training and consultation. Experience in school setting essential. Cover letter and resume to:

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Design and implement strength, condirioning and wellness programs for Norwich University. Develop strength and condirioning programs for ath letic teams, students, faculty and staff. Manage a fitness center, including supervision and training o f employees and student workers, scheduling, equipment maintenance and replacement, and promoting and tracking paid memberships. Develop and implement a university wellness program in con junction with the university’s Wellness Committee, including fitness and strength programs, health screenings, and seminars on nutrition and drug and alcohol abuse. Requirements: Bachelors degree in exercise physiology, physical education, or related field, Masters degree preferred; experience in strength and conditioning training at the college level; CSCS certification by N SC A or equivalent; and office computer skills. Send letter o f interest, resume, and references to Fitness/Wellness Search. Application review begins September 2, 2003, and continues until the position is filled.

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Provide education programs, seminars, counseling and referrals on substance abuse to students, faculty and staff at Norwich University. Provide services for individuals who have substance abuse problems or w ho have violated University drug and alcohol policies, and administer the Norwich Alcohol Awareness Program (NAAP), in collaboration with Student Affairs staff. Maintain liaison with social agencies, clinics, courts and community resources. Requirements: Master’s degree in counseling or equivalent degree in a related field, and appropriate Vermont licensure for substance abuse counseling. Knowledge o f campus and community treat ment centers and support services, ability to work independently, speak effectively in public and communicate with individuals in need o f treatment or assistance. Applicants for part-time employment specializing in some aspect o f these duties will be considered. Send cover letter, resume, and references to Substance Abuse Counselor Search. Application review begins September 2, 2003, and continues until the position is filled. Send application materials to referenced search,

Human Resources, Norwich University 158 Harmon Drive Northfield, VT 05663 or via email: jobs@norwich.edu Norwich is an Equal Opportunity Employer offering a comprehensive benefit package that includes medical and dental coverage, group life and long term disability insurance, flexible spending accounts for health and dependent care, a retirement annuity program and tuition scholarships for eligible employees and their family members,

Speech Langugage Pathologist-We are looking for a dynamic and innovative SLP to work for a one-year assignment. Qualified candidates will have a record of successful work in public or private school settings, demonstrated ability to work effectively with parents and teachers, and a solid background in assessment and program development. Interested applicants should apply on-line at www.schoolspring.com.

2003-2004 Non-Licensed Opening Shelburne C om m unity School Paraeducators- Shelburne Community School is looking for several individuals to join a dynamic team of educa tors. We are an innovative, K-8 school that provides tremendous support and training to qualified candi dates. Pay and benefits are competitive. We have open ings at all grade levels and with many different types of learners. Please send a resume and three letters of refer ence to Betsey Sessions, 5420 Shelburne Road, Suite 300, Shelburne, VT 05482. For more information you may call Patty Spagnolo at 383-1132.

H inesburg C om m unity School Intensive Assistant - School-year position. If interested, please contact Donna Hale, Hinesburg Community School, 10888 Rte. 116, Hinesburg, VT 05461..

Cham plain Valley Union High School 2 Food Service openings are available- Need to be reliable and hard working. Experience helpful, training will be provided. School year, 6 hours per day. Cook position also available- Looking for 5-years of large kitchen experience and a graduate from culinary school. If interested please send letter of interest and resume to Marie Holt, Champlain Valley Union High School, 369 CVU Road, Hinesburg, VT 05461. Deadline is August 29, 2003.

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Health Club Manager The Woolen Mill Health Club is seeking an experienced m a n ag e r for its Winooski, VT-facility. The clu b has 660-750 members and is an integral co m p o n e n t o f The Woolen Mill property. The Health Club m a nager's responsibilities will include m em ber services, training & supervision o f staff, m a rke tin g a n d g e n e ra l a dm inistrative a n d fin a n cia l m a n a g e m e n t. The c lu b 's m a n a g e r will h a ve a d ire c t reporting relationship to the M a n ag e r o f The Woolen Mill Apartm ents. Successful c a n d id a te must be a g ra d u a te o f a d e g re e d program in physical e d u ca tio n a n d /o r h ave all necessary certifications. Position is a vailab le im m ediately. C om pensation will be com m ensurate with experience. Interested candidates should submit their resume immediately to: The Woolen Mill Management Office 20 West Canal Street, suite 1 Winooski, VT 05404 or fax number: (8 0 2 ) 6 5 5 -6 5 2 2 , manager@woolen-mill.com.

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Program Associate I The Institute for Sustainable Communities in Montpelier, VT seeks a Program Associate to provide technical support to select project activities and assist program staff in managing activities to ensure that ISC's programs are effective and well designed. Responsibilities include: Assist in orga nizing trainings and U.S. study tours, administer selected grantee activities and review program and financial reports, review technical and financial reports by grantees, and administration of budgets and work plans. Maintain communication with donors, partners, and consultants. Prepare training materials, project reports and other written materials. Assist in monitoring and evalua tion. Support proposal development efforts. Conduct research and analysis for program design and proposals. Develop and maintain database programs; maintain training materials and library.Travel up to six weeks per year. Position requires a Bachelor's degree in a related field and 3-years of experience working with govern ment and non-governmental organization (preferably international) in environmental management, youth or community based programs, community development, education, civil society or policy issues; OR a Master's in a related field and 2-years of experience as described above. Must have research and analytical capabilities, ability to prepare and review budgets and be able to adapt to frequently changing project needs; also computer proficiency and grant writing experience. Language skills in the countries of CEE or Eurasia desirable. For a complete description, please visit our website at w w w .is c v t.o r g . Applications due September 3, 2003. Please send a cover letter, resume, salary history, and salary requirements to Hum an Resources ISC 5 3 5 Stone Cutters Way M ontpelier, VT 05602 USA by COB 0 9 /0 3/0 3o r by em ail to: isc@iscvt.org or fa x :8 0 2 -2 2 9 -2 9 19 .

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Interested in Governm ent , Public Service , or Law? W ant to learn more about Vermont’s cities and towns? The Verm ont League o f Cities and Towns is accepting applications fo r the position o f Research and Information Assistant.VLCT is a membership organization comprised ofV erm ont’s 246 cities and towns as well as more than 130 municipal associate members.This position works in VLC T’s Municipal Assistance C enter providing research and administrative assistance to the Center’s legal, consulting, and education team.This entry level, professional position requires excellent communication skills, attention to detail, and a strong customer service orientation. A complete job description is available at www.vlct.org/classifieds. Hiring range is $22,500 - $28,000 w ith excellent benefits. Resume review w ill begin on September 15,2003. To apply, email cover letter and resume to:

Employee-owned Gardener’s Supply Co. (www.gardeners.com) in Burlington is America’s favorite gardening catalog/website. Because we’re looking for just the right person, we’ve re-opened the search for a Curriculum Developer for our dynamic Customer Contact Center. The job includes: creating a comprehensive training plan for the wide variety of CCC training; writing exciting (!) & clear curricula, procedure manuals, emails, etc; conducting some CCC training and more! Our ideal: 3+ years of training, curriculum development & supervisory experience; demonstrated ability to write the materials mentioned above so that busy people sit up & take notice; highly-organized (down to the last detail!); grace under pressure; & a commitment to collaboration, being positive & going the extra mile for your coworkers & customers. O f course being an avid gardener is a big plus! Now celebrating our 20th year in business, we’re proud of our commitment to working hard AND having fun, our excellent benefits (medical, dental, 3 weeks vacation to start, stock ownership, profit sharing, etc.) & competitive salaries. Interested?

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Opening at Pine Ridge School Pine Ridge School is a private boarding school for teenagers with learn ing disabilities. We need caring, hardworking, and flexible individuals to join our dynamic staff in our mission to help students define and achieve life long success. Pine Ridge School offers an excellent training ground for people interested in the following fields: Social Services, Special Education, Counseling, Outdoor and Experiential Education.

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NCSS'Alternative School is seeking a van driver for morning and afternoon routes w ithin Franklin & Grand Isle Counties. Approximately 4-hours per day @ $10.00 per hour. Must have a clean driving record and pass a state & federal background check.

Neil Emerson, Pine Ridge School, 9505 Williston Rd, Williston, VT 05495 Voice: 802-434-2161 ext. 218 FAX: 802-434-5512 E-mail: nemerson@pineridgeschool.com^

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DISHWASHER NEEDED

ENERGETIC PEOPLE PERSON?

Handle the unexpected? Positive a ttitu d e only. Clean and can take charge? Fitness/sports back ground. We'll train you fo r the rest! A thletic club and tanning center is looking for part-tim e crew th a t fits th is description. Please call 288-9612 for appointm ent. sup port workers needed to provide instruction and personal care to children w ith developmental dis abilities in home and community settings. PT positions available immediately, 20-30 hrs./wk. Starting pay $10-12/hr. fo r qual ified, skilled workers. For more inform ation, contact Robert at 802-295-9100. seeking friendly, motivated, open-m ind ed, customer-oriented reception ist, tw o days a week. Customer service, data entry and computer skills a must! Must be able to m ultitask and be w illin g to do some lig h t cleaning. Serious inquiries only. 862-3328, between 12-8 p.m.

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audio/video pro duction? Egan Media Productions is looking for interns. Enthusiastic fast learners w ith excellent people skills are encouraged to apply for the fe ll semester. Professional attitude/appearance a must. You'll get hands-on experience and a shocking glimpse of the seamy underbelly of the recording and video industries. 655-1886, www.eganmedia.com. needs help w ith phone answering, pizza making and deliveries. Apply at Leonardo's Pizza, 1160 W illiston Rd., S. Burlington or 83 Pearl St., Burlington. MODELS FOR CCV A rt Classes. Part-time. Experienced preferred. $15/hour. Call 865-4422 fo r a model application or pick one up at CCV, 119 Pearl St., Burlington. NO LAYOFFS! Six figures atta in able. Degree not necessary. Desire is. Bob or Pam, 802-899-5442. ORDER TAKER/DISPATCHER: Full and part-tim e. Delivery Drivers: Flexible scheduling. Earn up to $10-15/hr. Apply in person, Four Star Delivery, 128 North Street, B urlington. 865-3663. PAINTERS/CARPENTERS/carpenters' helpers: Experienced, trans portation, great work environ ment, good pay. Call Steven at 865-9839. Blue Moon Cafe, Stowe. Call for in te r view, 253-7006, ask fo r Jim. for Veterinary Technician and Animal Care Assistant at companion and exotic animal practice in Shelburne. Experience preferred but training available on site. Call 985-2525. needed immediately for full-tim e work un til November. Must be able to set and climb ladders and prep and finish paint interiors. Can provide tools, brushes and transportation for right person. Call Lafayette Painting today at 863-5397. fo r busy men's salon. Part-time hours. Please leave message, 598-4378.

LEONARDO'S PIZZA

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PROFESSIONAL PAINTER

RECEPTIONIST NEEDED

SEEKING FABULOUS TEACHERS

to tu to r 1-5 hours each week. Tutors needed fo r all age stu dents, in all subject areas. Must have college degree and teach ing or tu to rin g experience. Send cover lette r and resume to Kitchen Table Tutoring, 510 St. Paul Street, B urlington, VT.

SERVERS AND BARTENDERS

wanted for new Burlington lounge. Experience a must! Drop resumes in mail slot a t 136 1/2 Church St. SPECIAL EDUCATOR: Small, progressive human services agency seeks Special Educator 20-30 hrs./w k to provide Case Management and Instruction al Services to children and adults w ith special needs in the Burlington and Middlebury areas. Skilled, experienced applicants looking fo r an exceptional opportunity, call Robert a t 802295-9100. for year-round wilderness camps. Excellent salary/benefits. Must enjoy being outdoors and helping at-risk youth. State certification or cer tific a te e lig ib ility required. Inform ation/apply online at www.eckerd.org. Mail resume to Selection Specialist/AN, Eckerd Youth Alternatives, P.0. Box 7450, Clearwater, FL 33765. EOE. (AAN CAN) Work w ith HIV/AIDS orphans/outreach. No experience necessary. Start Sept./Oct. Fees apply/scholarships. elsemarie@humana.org. 1413-441-5126. www.humana.org. (AAN CAN).

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8/2 3, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. 45 Hayward St., B urlington. Original artwork, art supplies, jewelry, books, kid's stu ff, furniture, antiques, collectibles, lots more! a garage near Redwood Terrace, IBM area of Essex Junction. Leave a message at 734-4656. and business in Wasilla, Alaska! Essay contest details www.wasillacontest.com. SASE Wasilla WebWorld, 713 W. Park Hwy, C-230, Wasilla, AK 99654. $100.00/entry. (AAN CAN)

by certified technicians. Low rates, fast turnaround. Low-priced computers for sale. ReCycle North Tech Services, 266 Pine St., Burlington, 658-4143 ext. 23. available: Performing computer adm inistra tion and support. Including antivirus, backup and network insta lla tion and trouble shoot ing. Call 802-310-6188 or email us a t support@ vssg.com.

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sought for collaboration in hip contemporary home furnishings and design/decor store in B urlington. Contact Dee at 802860-7448 for more info. Work from home. ' Flexible hours! Great pay! Computer required. 1-800-3824282 ext. 8. (AAN CAN) Great pay! Earn $500 weekly. Assembling products and mailing circulars. No experience necessary. 1-800-267-3944 ext. 308 www.easywork-greatpay.com. (AAN CAN) With one simple phone call, you can reach up to 15 m illion readers in more than 100 newspapers ju s t like th is one. Go to www.aancan.com or call Jess at SEVEN DAYS, 802865-1020 x 10. (AAN CAN)

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Immediate cash for structured settlements, annu ities, real estate notes, private mortgage notes, accident cases and insurance payouts. 800-7947310. (AAN CAN) Sold real estate and receiving payments on a note and mortgage? I 'll pay you cash fo r all o f your remaining pay ments. Frank, 802-462-2552, pund@ together.net. and Securities Co., Inc. buying sellerfinanced mortgages through bro kers since 1953. To broker a note, call 1-800-268-9184. V isit us online at www.metrobuysnotes.com. (AAN CAN)

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Need a band member? Have an instrument to sell?

$$ Up to $300/shift. Great pay, flexible hours. No expe rience necessary. FT/PT Call 800806-0083 ext. 203. (AAN CAN) Producer, Cinematographer, Editor and more. No experience required. On-thejob training with local film com panies. Part-time, nights, week ends. Free video 1-800-755-7597, Film-Connection.com. (AAN CAN) in lively art center in Barre. Historic building; ideal for cafe, eatery, general store. 1270 sq. ft. $1295/mo.Contact Sue at SPA, 802-479-7069. w ith bar for sale. Equipment in great condition. Priced for a quick sale. Owner financing available. $129,000. 793-6828.

COMPUTER REPAIRS/UPGRADES

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REWARD!!! Call 985-2719 or 363-2345.

LOST ENGAGEMENT RING:

7/27 at SMC Soccer Fields, VASL Women's Championship Game. Family Heirloom. Platinum. Hard to read engraving "AHJ + AHJ". Please call Kim, 598-4007. Reward!

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B eautiful and inexpensive! A rtist building commercial portfolio. Avail, fo r a ll special occasions, fam ily and senior portraits. Call Tessa Holmes, 802-879-7699.

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Zephyr, 15 ft., fiberglass, $800. San Juan, double, 20 ft., fiberglass, $2500. Great condition! Excellent per formance in lake and ocean. 802-767-4965. Used Pompy Mills Newbury, full-size bed w/m attress, $500. Pompy Mills, New England wardrobe, 5 drawer cherry, $2000. Copeland bu ffet breakfront w/drawers, upper shelves/doors w/glass panes, $1000. 324-8219. Pier One Im p ort metal stools, never been used for sale. Have to see to appreciate. Cost $200/each, w ill sacrifice for $50/each. Baby Sleigh crib w ith ortho pediatric mattress, never been used, have to see to appreciate. Cost $350, sell for $150. Four new Hakkapellita 14-inch tires. $30/each. 802-651-4073. system including insta lla tio n ! Subscribe to "NFL-Sunday Ticket," get 4 months FREE programming. Access 225+ TV Channels. Digital quality picture/sound. Limited tim e offer. 1-800-877-1251. (AAN CAN) Free Dish Network dish. Free in sta lla tion. Free programming w ith Dish Network's free dish promotion. You can dump your cable and get local networks! Call Vermont Video, your local dish retailer for details, 802-864-7781. Queen. Top quality w /upholstery material cover and zipper. Folding wood frame. Excellent condition. $300. W ill help transport. 985-8351. Gas range, $50. Dishwasher, $50. Gas dryer, $50'. Wall mounted microwave, $25. Queen size waterbed, $25. All in very good condition. 859-0775. Serta Perfect Sleeper mattress w ith box springs. $175. 864-9900. Great stuff, great condition! Lawn mower, blower, edger, entertainm ent center. Please call 802-598-9512. Wood, one drawer. $75. 802-660-0850. frame and box spring. Six months old! $300/ 0B0. Queen air bed, b u ilt in 120V AC pump. Like new! $80/0B0. Chris/Sandra, 864-4520.

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►want to buy ANTIQUES: Furniture, postcards, pottery, cameras, toys, medical tools, lab glass, photographs, slide rules, license plates and silver. Anything unusual or unique. Cash paid. Call Dave at 802-859-8966.

►music for sale ELECTRIC GUITAR Guild Star Fire IV w/case. Appraised in excel le n t condition at Advance Music. $695. 658-2533. GIBSON LES PAUL Special, $750. Fender Gold Strat, $350. Fender Muddy Waters Telecaster, $550. TaKamine Acoustic, $250. 1970 Alvarez Classical, $250. All w /g ig bags. Call 372-4855. GREAT VINTAGE INSTRUMENTS at Rigel Mandolins: mandolins, guitars, banjos and basses. Strings, straps and accessories. 132 Railroad St., Cambridge, VT. 802-644-5900.

►music services COSMIC HILL RECORDING: MIDI and production services. Years of experience in w riting , playing, recording and production. Dedicated to making your music sound great. $25 per hour. 4963166. Moretown, VT. DOG RIVER STUDIO: Record your band, demo, vocals or your dogs' howls. U nlim ited tracks, 24 *bit d ig ita l recording. $20 per hour. Block-booking rates available. 802-223-1294. Just outside Montpelier. EGAN MEDIA PRODUCTIONS: Give your band the professional edge. A world-class studio w ith a huge analog console, Pro Tools HD3, 2" 24-track analog tape, Hammond B-3, top drawer mics and outboard gear. Featured twice in Mix Magazine. Recent acts include Manifest Next To Me, Voice, The Samples, RAQ, Big Head Todd, Joe Bonamassa, Gov't Mule, Our Lady Peace, Jefferson Starship, My Revenge, etc. 6551886, www.eganmedia.com. LIVE VIDEO RECORDING: M ulti camera production switched live. You get the tape when the show ends. Broadcast quality audio and video. Projection screen and lig h t show also available. 802655-9220.

TOP-QUALITY REPAIR and restoration o f mandolins, guitars, banjos and basses avail, a t Rigel Instruments, 132 Railroad St., Cambridge, VT. 802-644-5900.

►musicians avail BASS PLAYER looking to start or jo in band ASAP. Original music only, please. Rock, funk, pop, metal and jam music are wel come. Call Rob, 862-7313. I'M A DRUMMER/BACKUP vocal is t looking to jo in or start a tw o-steppin' style, contemporary, country band. I dabble in rhythm gu itar and am interested in possibilities w ith th a t, too. Deb, 373-4164.

►musicians wanted GUITARIST AND KEYBOARDIST sought to collaborate on w riting, performing and recording original music, as w ell as playing s ty lis ti cally altered classic covers o f all sorts. Playing a fusion o f jazz, classical, acoustic metal (to give i t edge). Guitarist should be good w ith alternating from guitar to bass from song to song. Lyrics are surreal, studio tricks are like ly, m aturity and experience are preferred. Call 951-1835 or write to Notheotherguy@ hotmail.com. JAZZ DRUMMER WANTED for gypsy jazz project. Influences: Reinhbrdt, Garcia, Rice. Tempos from 50 to 250 bpm. Recording and gigs possible. Gary, 970349-2704. LEAD GUITAR PLAYER/bass/ vocals wanted to start rock band. Locally I have s tu d io / recording space. Must like '80s classic and new exp. Creed, Three Doors Down and more. In fo , Cory, 860-1179 (let's rock). NEW PROJECT LOOKING for component bass and vocals. Original material a plus. Must be wi(g£|| to rehearse 2 t w e e k l# Contact Ian, 655-0081.

GUITAR: A ll styles/levels. Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kili-manjaro , Sneakers Jazz Band, etc.), 862-7696, www.paulasbell.com. GUITAR AND MANDOLIN: Instruction in jazz and bluegrass from Doug Perkins. Burlington and Central VT areas. (Jamie Masefield, Smokin' Grass, Gordon Stone Trio, Grappa Boom). 802485-9664. GUITAR: Berklee graduate w ith classical background offers lessons in guitar, theory and ear tra ining. Individualized, step-bystep approach. I enjoy teaching a ll ages/styles/levels. Call Rick Belford a t 864-7195. GUITAR INSTRUCTION: Relaxed yet disciplined arena. 20+ years experience. No-pretense environ ment fosters technique and cre ativity. Beginners welcome. 802877-3624. PIANO AND IMPROVISATION: Lessons in theory, harmony and improvisation for all instrum en talists and ages. Beginning through advanced concepts tau g h t w ith clarity and patience. Further questions? Burlington. Call Shane Hardiman a t 2798859, hipkeys@lycos.com. PIANO, VOICE, GUITAR, theory and com position. A ll styles, ages and levels. 12 years exp. Please call Ero at 864-7740.

On August 11, 2 0 03, the Burlington City Council, recon sidered the City o f Burlington Parks and Recreation Department Regulations, Appendix D, and referred i t back to the Parks & Recreation Commission for review o f the dog park fees and sites. As a result, the August 13th Seven Days publication should be disregarded. The current re g u la tio n # w ill remain in effect u n til fu rth e r notice.

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RICHMOND: 3-bedroom, 1.5-bath apt. w /den and dining room in owner-occupied duplex. Nice, quiet street in village. Parking for tw o cars, W/D, DW, garbage disposal and cable Interne t access. Garden space also avail. 20 mins, to Burlington (really!). No smoking/dogs. Avail. 9 /1 . $1150/mo. 434-4993. RIPTON: 3-bedroom house, 1bath, 2r7-acres, w o o d /o il heat, W/D, refrigerator, DW. No pe ts/ smoking. Avail. 9 /1 . $1100/m o. First, last, sec, refs. 388-0423. S. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath, maple floors, tile , washer/dryer hookups, yard. 5 mins, to hospital. 10 mins, to downtown. No smoking/pets. $875/m o. + utils. Call 238-8748. S. BURLINGTON: Cardinal Woods townhouse. Clean, quiet, pvt. end unit. 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath, carport, gas heat, W/D provided. No pets/sm oking. Avail. 9/1 . $1000/m o. + utils. 660-3481 x 21, Neville Companies, Inc. S. BURLINGTON: Forest St. 2bedroom duplex w/basement, yard, W/D hookups. Avail. 9/15. $850/m o. Neville Companies, call 802-660-3481 x 5 or www.nevilleco.com. S. BURLINGTON: Nice 2-bedroom apt. Second floor. No smoking. Pets neg. Avail. 9 /1 . Sec. dep. and lease. $900/m o. 865-0485. S. BURLINGTON: Stonehedge townhouse. 3-bedroom, 1.5-bath, W/D, parking. Avail. 9 /1 . $1300/ mo. + utils. Call Jason, 860-3923 or Terry, 617-242-9335. S. BURLINGTON: Two-level townhouse in quiet area. 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath. Excellent condi tio n . W/D and attached garage. $1300/m o. blue@ thinkingpartners.com or 713-972-1607.

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SPACEFINDER S. HERO: Beautiful lakeshore home, 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath, pvt. beach, 20 mins, to Burlington. Heated studio and guest cot tage, garage. Partially furnished. No smokers/cats. Avail. September-June. $1550/m o. + utils. 899-3730. S. HERO: Bungalow on lake. Great Adirondack sunsets. 2-bedroom, lots o f lig h t, furnished. 20 mins, to B urlington. No cats/ smokers. Avail. September-June 1. $1050/m o. + utils. 899-3730. SHELBURNE: 2nd floor, 1500 sq. ft., 4-bedroom, W/D, hdwd, o u t side deck, parking. No pe ts/ smoking. Avail. 9 /1 . $1100/mo. + h e a t/u tils. One month dep., refs. req. Doris, 985-3912. UNDERHILL CENTER: 1-bedroom country apt., mountain view, newly renovated, hdwd, deck, and gas heat/HW. No dogs/ smoking. Refs. $700/m o. + utils. 899-3007. VERGENNES: Huge 3-bedroom, 2-bath, colonial brick beauty. Yard, deck, storage barn. $1100/m o. + utils. Also, 1-bedroom, spacious lo ft-lik e living room, fu ll kitchen, porch, yard. $750/m o. + utils. Avail. September. No pets/smoking. 802-877-2134. WATERBURY: Best o f everything! 30 sec. to exit 10, walk to v il lage, yet, pvt. pastoral setting. Absolutely new, luxurious, 2- _ bedroom town house-style duplex. Heated floors, sunny exposure. 1240 sq. ft. No smok ing, pets neg. $1250/m o. + utils. 244-6111. WESTFORD: Paradise. Charmingly furnished 1/2-bedroom house, fu lly solar powered, wood stove, hdwd, 37 pvt. acres/trails. 15 miles to B urlington, 5 to super market. Price neg. 872-9122. WINOOSKI: 146 Mallets Bay Ave. 2bedroom, 1-bath, parking. No pets/smoking. Avail. 9/1. $710/mo. Shown by appt. Cobum & Feeley Property Management, 864-5200 x 251, www.cobumfeeleyxom. WINOOSKI: 2 West Center. 2bedroom, 1-bath, on-street park ing. Avail. 10/1. $630/m o. Shown by appt. Coburn & Feeley Property Management, 864-5200 x 251, www.coburnfeeley.com. WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom apt. Recently remodeled, new appli ances. Water, trash removal, power, heat, HW, gas stove incl. Off-street parking, coin-op laundry. Avail. 9/1. $900-1000/mo. ORC Property Management, 383-5406. WINOOSKI: 2A West Center. 2bedroom, 1-bath, on-street park ing. Avail. 10/1. $640/m o. Shown by appt. Coburn & Feeley Property Management, 864-5200 x 251, www.coburnfeeley.com. WINOOSKI: 3-bedroom duplex, large living room, kitchen down stairs. 3 large bedrooms upstairs, modern bath, yard, parking, coin-op laundry. Avail, now. $1100/m o. Red E. Rentals, 138 Church St., 860-4641. WINOOSKI: Cute studio apt. Large fenced yard, off-stre et parking, small porch, storage, kitchen separate from main room, close to downtown/bus line. Refs. req. No smoking. Avail. 10/1 (possibly earlier). $600/m o. + utils. 864-4838. WINOOSKI: Large, convenient 3bedroom apt. Parking, porch, gas heat. Pet OK. No smoking. $1200/mo. + utils. Call 864-2868.

WINOOSKI: Quiet, riverfront liv ing near downtown a t the Millyard. 2-bedroom, 2 levels, w ell-kept, appliances, security system, off-stre et parking. New ca rp e t/tile . Avail. 9 /1 . $1075/ mo. 434-3749. WINOOSKI: Spacious 2-bedroom apt. Off-street parking. Mins, to university, St. Mike's, medical center. Quiet neighborhood, on bus route. $900/m o. + utils. 802-879-0528, leave message. WINOOSKI: Sunny 3-bedroom apt. Large fenced yard, off-street parking, basement/garage stor age, porch, close to dow ntow n/ bus line. Refs. req. No smoking. Avail. 10/1 (possibly earlier). $1250/m o. + utils. 864-4838.

►housing wanted ACTIVE, MUSICAL, 24 YO guy, I've lived in town for tw o years, work fo r a web design company. Looking to move in anytime w ith young, not-neat-freak bu t notnasty, active, laid-back, outgo ing, and otherwise com pletely perfect individuals who s till w ant to live like kids. 598-0350. RESPECTFUL WOMAN seeking quiet, lig h t 1-bedroom apt. in owner-occupied home in country. Avail. 9 /1 . $550/m o., incl. utils, or housemate situation w /one woman. $300-450/mo. 879-7878. RESPONSIBLE, pre-school teacher looking for 1 or 2-bedroom apt. Centrally located in Burlington. Nonsmoker. No pets. Refs, avail. Call 343-2399, leave message.

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UNDERHILL: Room avail, in be autiful 3-bedroom country home. W/D, deck, good light. Nonsmoker, parent w ith 9-yearold and dog. Avail. 9 /1 . $450/ mo. + 1/3 u tils. 644-8719.

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KEELER BAY LODGING: Beautiful lake lodge. A ll amenities. Weekly summer. Lake cottage. Extended season rates. Daily, weekend, weekly. 802-372-3390. N. HERO: 2-bedroom lakefront cottage on 17 acre po in t-ofland. Avail, weekly, end o f June through October. Renovated, tastefully decorated, pvt., tra n quil. 75 mins, to Montreal, 40 mins, from B urlington. Gayfriendly. Pets OK. $800/w k. 3725497 or 654-7445.

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Call Emily at 6 6 0 -0 6 3 8 . SINGLE PROF. SEEKS 1-or 2-bed room. $600-850/mo. in Richmond area. Nonsmoker, super responsi ble, clean, excellent refs, has quiet, housebroken 40 lbs. dog. Ewen, 617-283-6107.

►land for sale STO W E D u p l ex. 2 -b e d ro o m , 1 -b o th e a c h u n ih T o w n« s e w e r a n d w a te r, 2 / 3 -a c re tre e d lot. G re a t fo r invest m e n t p ro p e rty . $ 1 8 9 , 9 0 0 b y o w n e r. C a ll 2 5 3 - 7 8 8 8 .

SHELDON: Home building lot. 3.26 acre lo t, to ta lly approved fo r home. Electric power on-site. Driveway prim arily ready. Present * owner drills well. New owner puts pump and wire to house. Present owner pays $1500 im pact fee to tow n. State of Verm ont/town permits in hand. $85,900, neg. Ask fo r Norm or please leave message w/phone number, 802-524-6640.

►lodging MAGGIE'S IN N , conveniently located at exit 15. Beautiful rooms starting from $39 nightly. Park-like setting. Minutes to everything th a t Burlington has to offer. 324-7388 or 655-5722. W O NDERFUL SHELBURNE, end o f cul-de-sac home w ith open flo o r plan full o f lig h t and plenty o f options. Borders conserved land and is filled w ith charm . $ 3 9 4 ,9 0 0 . C ontact o w n e r/a g e n t, 9 8 5 -5 8 8 7 o r 3 1 0 -1 0 6 3 . HUNTINGTON: Nestled under Camel's Hump. 30 mins, to Burlington. Fireplace, wood stove, hdwd, cherry cabinets, cathedral ceilings w/exposed beam, sauna. 1-bedroom plus lo ft. Hiking trails, pvt. bridge. $165,000. 434-7686.

►room for rent ARE YOU A FEMALE foreign grad, student or prof, who needs a safe, quiet, friendly place to live? 1-bedroom, large walk-in closet, W/D, DW, pool, tennis courts and large deck facing the woods. Seven mins, to UVM. W ill consider pet. $600/m o. + utils. 863-1218. BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom, close to UVM/hospital. Neat and clean. $500/m o. Call 233-5549 or 658-7914 (eves.). BURLINGTON: Seeking 25+ F, m ed./grad./prof. Full-furnished bedroom in lovely three-level townhouse. W/D, small yard, on bus lin e /b ike path. No smokin g/pets. Flexible lease. $550/m o. + 1/2 utils. 859-0878.

25 YO M SEEKING responsible, respectful prof, roommate, 2334, fo r an apt. search near Champlain College area. No drug users. John, 802-865-6752 or 802-578-5179 (cell). BURLINGTON: Big room in 4-bedroom house downtown. Large kitchen/common spaces. Our happy household includes three 20-something, liberally-minded profs, and one friendly dog. $380/mo. + 1/4 utils. 802-598-1709. BURLINGTON: Considerate, friendly, eco-oriented individ ual/couple to share 2+ bedroom home. Quiet street near Battery Park/bike path. Large yard, offstreet parking, storage shed, washer. No pets/smoking. Avail, immed. $550-650/m o. + utils. 658-9447. BURLINGTON: Downtown. Feminist women to share frie nd ship, meals and chores in clean, orderly home w/garden, piano, antiques. We are middle aged, bu t welcome all, including a child. No smoking/|!fets. $350400/m o. + utils. 860-6828. BURLINGTON: Looking fo r non smoking, F roommate fo r 2-bedroom. Parking. No pets. Avail. 9 /1 . $425/m o., incl. w ater/heat. Call 651-9024. BURLINGTON: Male grad, stu dent looking fo r roommate to share 2-bedroom apt. on North St. 5 min. walk to UVM. No cigarettes/cats. No dogs, have two already. $412.50/m o. + 1/2 utils. I f interested, please call 578-5238. BURLINGTON: Male, nonsmok ing, nonstudent, responsible/ quiet to share New North End apt. Must be tole rant o f one cat, Buddha and children. No slack ers, please. $310/m o. + 1/2 utils. Sec. dep. neg. Steve, 8627684, eves. BURLINGTON: Nonsmoking, grad./prof., quiet, gay-friendly roommate wanted fo r sunny room in artsy 2-bedroom. Pvt. balcony, hdwd, W/D, off-street parking, trash. Great downtown location. Avail. 9 /1 . No lease/ pets (have one cat already). $530/m o. + 1/2 cab le /electricity + dep. In c l. heat/HW. Joe, 802862-2600. BURLINGTON: One person w ant ed to share beautiful, cozy, clean, quiet, 2-bedroom home in downtown area w ith porch, yard and parking. $550/m o. + 1/2 u tils. 860-4668.

BURLINGTON: Sublet art studio a n d/or office space. 485 sq. ft. Sunny. $450/m o., incl. utils.. 862-2122. ESSEX JCT: Two 1300 sq. ft. ground flo o r spaces. Avail, immed. Downtown. Flexible fix up. Good parking and drive-by tra ffic. Call 879-1117.

►office space BRISTOL: Newly renovated, b rig ht and sunny office space fo r rent. 800 sq. f t. central, Main St. location. Avail, now. $575/m o. + low u tils. Call 802453-5841. HINESBURG: Office avail, in professional building. Historic Main St. location. 482-3040.

BURLINGTON: Park St. 2-bed room, upstairs apt. to share. Laundry, plenty o f room fo r stor age. Please be clean, relaxed and stable. No pets/cigarettes. $450/m o., incl. all. 658-4774. BURLINGTON: Quiet, prof. 24 YO F and cat looking to share 2bedroom apt. Sunny, large bed rooms, four blocks from Church St. No pets. M onth-to-m onth. Dep. $450/m o. 865-5100 or 233-7755. BURLINGTON: Room fo r rent 9 /1 . S. Union St. Three blocks from Church St. Two young profs, looking fo r th ird roommate. Must be clean and know how to. Parking. No storage/pets. $400 + utils. 865-1235. BURLINGTON: Roommate wanted for large douse. In c l. cable/all utils. Off North Ave. 1 mile to shopping. Pets negotiable. $110/w k. Call 863-0077 after 6:30 p.m. BURLINGTON: Seeking a young prof./grad. student to share a clean and friendly space w/one roommate. Mins, walking dis tance to the lake, downtown and park. No smoking/pets. Avail. 9 /1 . $362.50/m o. + one month sec. dep. Call 651-4094 or email pgzl3 @ surfg loba l.net. BURLINGTON: Seeking house mates fo r 4-bedroom Victorian. F seeking grads/young profs. F only. No sm oking/pets. Free laundry. Parking. Hi-speed In te rn e t. Sunny, spacious. Avail. 9 /1 or 10 /1. Rooms $360390/m o. + utils. 617-864-6844 (Boston number). BURLINGTON: Seeking young prof./grad. M/F to share newlyrenovated 2-bedroom apt. Porch, yard, off-stre et parking, cable, hdwd. No pets/sm oking. Avail. 9 /1 . $450/m o. + 1 /2 u tils, and dep. 863-8951. BURLINGTON: Three quiet, respectful individuals and one dog looking fo r housemate. Quiet South End neighborhood. W/D, wood heat. Avail. 9 /1 . 864-7480.

Selling your house, condo or property? Pay one low price until it sells! $50, includes 25 words and photo. Email classified@sevendaysvt.com or call Jess, 865-1020 x10. F o r a lim ite d tim e only. P riva te p a rty s a le s only, p le a s e . r u v . i i

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SHELBURNE VILLAGE: Office spaces in historic Victorian. Second floor, tw o small ad jo in ing rooms. Quiet, large w in dows, high ceilings, closets, garden view. A/C, parking, utils, incl. Ideal profs./therapists. 985-9186.

►space for rent BURLINGTON: Studio space, Pine St. location, near other art studios. Share space w ith work ing artist. Parking, water and heat. 200-400 sq. ft., price neg. Terry, 324-4019 fo r more info.

►space wanted LOOKING TO RENT a garage near Redwood Terrace, IBM area o f Essex Junction. Leave a mes sage a t 734-4656.

CHARLOTTE: Looking for on e/tw o additional roommates to share country home. Sunny bedrooms, views o f lake/ Adirondacks. Sorry, no pets. $400/m o. + 1 /4 utils. 1 month dep. 425-6212 or 864-3672 x 1036, jhfreese@ earthlink.net. COLCHESTER: 24 YO prof, male seeking responsible nonsmoker to share recently renovated condo. Quiet. Great location. Parking, pool, tennis, W/D, DW. Contact Ira, 655-9243 eves. S. BURLINGTON: Great roommate deal fo r mature, upbeat woman. Extra large bedroom in tri-le vel townhouse. Swimming pool, te n nis, bike path, hiking in nearby woods/fields. Nonsmoking house hold w/one independent cat, who wants no other feline friends. Avail. 9 /1 . $385/mo. + 1/2 utils. 802-863-9592. S. BURLINGTON: M/F housemate or couple to share 3-bedroom duplex w /frie n d ly couple. Clean, laundry, lawn, deck. One dog. No smokers. Avail. 9 /1 . One person, $435/m o. + 1/3 u tils. Couple, $323/person/m o. 1 /4 utils. 802598-1348. S. BURLINGTON: Share 4-bedroom house. Finished basement area, $650/mo. Upstairs room, $550. Includes utils. Brian, 734-1523. SHELBURNE: Female to share nice, clean condo. Sunny room, pvt. bath, pool. No pets/sm ok ing. No lease. $575/m o., incl. all u tils, except phone. Danielle, 985-5355. SHELBURNE: Inte rn a tio n a l House o f Nicholas. Furnished/ unfurnished room in a sunny and cheerful cultu ral setting. Inte rn a tio n a l cuisine encour aged. Learn and enjoy quick and simple tra n sit to Burlington. W/D. $350/m o. Weekly also avail. 985-3112. SHELBURNE: Looking fo r openminded, respectful female room mate to share sunny and spa cious apt. No pets. $600/m o., incl. heat. Please call 233-5621.

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he deck is loaded and the stakes couldn’t be higher. Ford has just unveiled its 2004 F-150 pickup. As any vaguely aware person can tell you, Ford, the nation’s N um ber Two automaker, is on the ropes. The F-150—the world’s m ost mass-produced vehi cle—hs the company’s crown jewel and cash cow all rolled up into one big safety net. T he tim ing is excruciating: Either the completely redesigned F150 will tide its masters over and part a m ounting sea o f red ink; or it will disappoint its loyalists, succumb to its rivals and slip heartbreakingly off its perennial throne as the best-selling vehicle in the U.S. for the last 20 years. Ford has m ade several brave bets w ith the new F-150. For instance, the tw o-door Ford pickup is a thing o f the past. Every 2004 F-150 now boasts a four-door cab, w hether it be the Regular Cab, SuperCab or SuperCrew. T his means all cabs are now six inches longer than before so that even the Regular Cab, w ith its pair o f opposing-hinge access doors, features nine to 10 cubic feet o f stow space behind the front bench seat. W ith the SuperCab, you get room ier bench seating for three in the back; w ith the SuperCrew, you’re essentially driving a cozy four-door SUV. Ford’s next big bet concerns its cargo box, whose walls are two inches taller than before. T h a t’s two extra inches o f reach-over height for us 5-ft.-6ers, but there are also almost 10 extra cu. ft. to fill. So, for 10 more cubes inside, you get 10 more cubes outside. A very neat additional trick is the “close-assist” tailgate th at opens and closes as if it weighed, maybe, 20 lbs. less. For forcing shorties to tippy-toe w hen they reach over the sides o f higher cargo-box walls, Ford compensates w ith a tailgate you can wrangle with one hand. Exterior restyling is chunkier and more angular for 2004. W hether th at’s enough to suggest a design revolution is less certain. Personally, I sense a bit o f hedging—particularly so when I learned that the current 2003 design will hold over into 2004 as Ford’s “H eritage Edition” pickup. New F-150 interiors are radically different from anything else available. Angled facets o f dash and console surfaces create a dram atic “com m and center” effect. In up-level XLT and Lariat models, the influence o f Lincoln’s Navigator SUV

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ONCE AND FUTURE KING: 2004 Ford F-150 XLT SuperCrew; 4-dr., 6-pass.; RWD/4WD; 5.4-liter S0HC V8 w/ WT, 4-sp. auto; 300 HP/365 ft.-lbs.; curb wt.: 5,210/5,502 lbs; est. mileage: 15/14 mpg/City, 19/18 mpg/Hwy; max. towing: 9,500/9,200 lbs.; est. base price range: $30,500-$35,500, inch 4-wheel ABS disk brakes, 17-in. wheels, HVAC, AM/FM/CD, overhead interior rail system; available: Sept. '03.

is unmistakable. O ne feature in particular, the powered overhead rail system, is magnificent: Here is a place to mix and m atch a num ber o f different storage bins and electronic gadgets, from fitted holders for cell phones, sunglasses, PDAs and tissue boxes to a D V D player for backseaters. A nother interior breakthrough is conspicuous by its absence. There is simply no noise in the new F-150. It is preternaturally quiet. Over paved

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Call 86 4-C C TA to respond to a listing or to be listed. Have fun commuting to work! Join the Burlington-toWaterbury vanpool. Call 864-CCTA for info. Berlin to Essex Jet: Looking to share

Burlington to Montpelier: Looking for a ride from Burlington (Home/ Shelburne Rd. area) to Montpelier Mon-Fri. My hours are 7:30 to 12:00, but can be flexible. I f you can help, please ref # 40732.

Fairfax to Burlington: Looking to share a commute from Fairfax (Exit 18 or 19) area to downtown Burlington. I work Mon-Fri from 7:304:15, with some flexibility. I f you can help, please ref # 40748.

Burlington to Rutland City:

Huntington to Burlington: Looking for a ride on Mon and Thu. I f you can help, please ref # 40757.

Looking for a ride, Mon-Fri during regular business hours. I f you can help, please ref # 40747.

a commute from NorthfieLd/Barre/ Berlin area to IBM. I work the D1 shift. I f you can help, please ref # 40755.

Burlington to Vergennes: Looking for

Burlington to Colchester: Looking

a ride, starting at the end of August. I f you can help, please ref # 40715.

for a ride, Mon-Fri. Work hours are 95, with some flexibility. I f you can help, please ref # 40725.

Essex Jet. to Vergennes: Looking for

BurlihgtoA.to Middlebury: Looking . for a ride, Mon-Fri. I work 8 to 4. I f you can help, please ref # 40702.

Middlesex to Burlington: Looking

a ride, Mon-Fri during regular busi ness h o ^ j ^ y p ^ can help, please

to share a commute from the Middlesex Park and Ride to Burlington, Mon-Fri during regular business hours. I f you can help, . please ref # 40738.

. Miltpn to Rouses Point, NY: T#L«idklbg for. a ride, .Mon-Fri. I t you can help, please ref # 40714.

Montpelier to Burlington: Looking for a ride from Montpelier to UVM, Mon-Fri 8-3:30. I f you can help, please ref # 40763. Richmond to Burlington: Looking to share a ride from Richmond to FAHC on Mon and Tue, during regular business hours. I f you can help, please ref # 40728.

and unpaved surfaces throughout the stunning Hill C ountry outside San A ntonio, Texas, my media colleagues and I marveled at the new F150’s hushed road manners. A new rear suspen sion setup, moreover, positions shocks outboard of the leaf springs, thereby contributing handsomely to improved handling for a live-axle layout. All new F-150s will at first wear a 5.4-liter “Triton” V8 underhood, so initially there are 300 lusty horses at the F-150’s disposal. Thanks to variable valve timing integrated with electronic, drive-by-wire throttle control, the new F-150 pro duces a low and broad powerband. Maximum torque is 365 ft.-lbs.; but the better news is that 80 percent o f this is available from as low as 1,000 rpm. T he 2004 F-150 boasts a matrix o f choices: the aforem entioned three cabs, three box lengths (eight ft., 6.5 ft., and 5.5 ft.) and five trim styles (XL, STX, XLT, FX4 and Lariat, in ascending order o f price). By standards o f the past, each new F-150 is loaded w ith features never before contem plated. So, too, are Ford’s jaw-clenching hopes o f m aintaining dynastic succession as the undisputed King o f Trucks. (7)

Starksboro to Burlington: Looking for a ride from Starksboro to down town Burlington. Days/hours vary, but I work mostly afternoons and evenings. I f you can help, please ref# 40736.

to share a commute from the Williamstown Park and Ride to Burlington, Tue-Thu. I f you can help, please ref # 40741.

Winooski to Fairfax: Looking to Underhill to Morrisville: Looking for a ride, Mon-Fri. I f you can help, please ref # 40750.

S. Burlington to Burlington:

Underhill to Waterbury Ctr.:

Looking to share a commute from South Burlington to downtown Burlington. I f you can help, please ref # 40749.

Looking to share a ride from Underhill (or Jericho or Richmond) to Waterbury Center, Mon-Fri. Work hours are 7-5:30, with some flexibility. I f you can help, please ref # 40730.

S. Burlington to Champlain, NY: Looking to share a commute. My schedule varies and is fairly flexible. I f you can help, please ref # 40719.

Vergennes to Burlington: Looking to

S. Burlington to Essex Jet.: Looking to share a commute, Mon-Fri. I work from 9-6. I f you can help, please ref # 40762.

Waterbury to Burlington: Looking

S. Burlington to Stowe: Looking to share a commute this fall, during school hours. I f you can help, please ref # 40742.

Williamstown to Burlington: Looking

share a commute, Mon-Fri. I f you can help, please ref # 40671.

to join a carpoot or vanpool that travels from Waterbury to Burlington on Mon-Fri. I. work 7:45-4:30 pm. I f you can help, please ref # 40701.

share a commute, starting in September, from Winooski to BFA Fairfax. I f you can help, please ref # 40740.

Winooski to St. Albans: Looking to share a commute from Burlington/ Winooski to St. Albans. I work MonFri from 7:30-3, but am flexible with my hours. I f you can help, please ref # 40729.

S. Burlington to S t Albans: I work Mon-Fri from 3-11:30. I f you can help, please ref #40766.

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O N T H E R O A D V E H IC L E S ►automotive GreenMountainCars.com Over 2000 cars, trucks & SUVs with photos & details from Vermont Dealers! ACURA INTEGRA GS, 19 93, A/C, cruise, sunroof, power every th in g . Four snows w /one season. 187K miles, mostly highway. Inside perfect condition. Outside m inim al rust. Ellie, 223-8930. AUDI 90S, 19 94, 4 dr., sedan, black, 5 spd., 76m mis., A/C, PS, PW, PL, sunroof, cruise, ABS, heated leather seats, Alpine AM/FM/CD, $6800. Thule bike rack also avail. 860-1250. BMW 535is, 1 9 88, runs great, high mileage, needs minor elec trica l work. $1250/0B0. 6529099, anytime. BUICK PARK AVENUE, 2001, sedan, 4 dr., blue, V6/3.8L, auto., FWD. 28,249 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD/ cass., OnStar, air bags, leather. Best price, $17,968. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212. CADILLAC DeVILLE, 2000, sedan, 4 dr., white, V8/4.6L, auto., FWD. 18,313 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM cass., air bags, ABS, leather. Best price, $23,992. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212. CAVALIER Z-24, 19 96, dark pur ple exterior w/charcoal interior, 5 spd., PW, PS, PL, A/C, cruise, CD, airbags, 2.4 liter, 150 horse power, tw in cam engine. Stored during w inter (no rust), new inspection, always mechanically maintained, second owner. Asking $4250, make me an offer I can't refuse. 802-363-1949, call anytime. CHEVROLET MALIBU LS, 2000, sedan, 4 dr., blue, V6/3.1L, auto., FWD. 26,620 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD/ cass., air bags, ABS, Best price. $8988. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212. CHEVROLET PRIZM, 20 01, sedan, 4 dr., silver, 4-cyl./1.8L, auto., FWD. 18,909 miles, A/C, PS, AM/FM/CD, air bags, ABS. Best price, $8244. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212. DO YOU HAVE WHAT i t needs? VW Jetta, 1996. Excellent body and running condition. Thule roof rack. New snows and a ll seasons. Make me an offer I can't refuse! 802-864-6006. FORD CONTOUR SPORT, 1997, deep red color, no rust. Only 89K miles. Good, cheap, comfy trans

portation. New inspection, recent alternator, struts tires. Auto., cruise, PW, PL, A/C. Leaving for school, must sell! $2500/0B0. 454-7332, leave message. FORD TAURUS GL, 19 96, red, 4 dr., auto., V6, PS, PW, PL, A/C, cruise, clean. Runs good. 106K miles. Asking $2500. Call 802238-5815. HONDA ACCORD EX, 19 92, 85K miles, seven years in w inter storage, auto., a ll things elec tric , moonroof, good summer and w inter tires. $5000. Call 802-453-4899. HONDA ACCORD EX, 19 99, 2 dr., manual, 53K miles, red, cruise, CD, PW, PL, dealer main tenance. Excellent condition! $10,500, below book. 238-5778. MAZDA PROTEGE, 19 9 3 , auto., clean, no rust, new brakes and tires. 90K miles. Runs great. $2700. 802-388-1072. MITSUBISHI GALANT ES, 2002, sedan, 4 dr., silver, 4-cyl./2.4L, auto., FWD. 30,779 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD, air bags. Best price, $10,968. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212. NEON, 19 95, new muffler, new fro n t brakes, new starter, blown head gasket. 115K miles. $ 7 00/ 0B0. 860-0643, leave message. OLDSMOBILE ALERO GL, 20 01, sedan, 4 cfr., black, V6/3.4L, auto., FWD. 27,307 miles, A/C,

C ad illac • Pontiac w w w . S h e a r e r P o n t ia c . c o m 8 0 2 - 6 5 8 - 1 2 1 2 PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD, air bags, ABS. Best price, $10,588. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212. OLDSMOBILE AURORA, 2001, maroon, V8, sedan, 4 dr., auto., FWD. 30,933 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD cass., , OnStar, air bags, ABS, leather. Best price, $16,908. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212. OLDSMOBILE CIERA, 1 9 91. 4 dr. sedan. A/C. Runs strong. $750. A great car. Call Fred, 863-2216. OLDSMOBILE CUTLASS GL, 1998, sedan, 4 dr., green, V6/3.1L, auto. 80K miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, AM/FM cass., cruise, ABS, dual fro n t air bags. One owner, good records. Great condition! $4000. 802-233-6520. PLYMOUTH NEON, 1998, for sale! Must be sold right away. Red, 4 dr., 87K miles, A/C and heater work perfectly. $2300/OBO. Please

call 802-655-0605. PONTIAC BONNEVILLE SE, 20 03, sedan, 4 dr., blue, V6/3.8L, auto., FWD. 13,785 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD/ cass., air bags, ABS. Best price, $17,994. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212. PONTIAC FIREBIRD, 2 0 0 2 , con vertible, 2 dr., maroon, V6/3.8L, auto., RWD. 29,331 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD,

leather interior, heated seats. 156K miles. Saab dealer main tained. Clean, little rust. $2800. 476-0445 or 313-516-6373. SAAB 900S, 1 9 92, 5 spd., good condition, Thule rack, leather seats, sunroof, 170K miles. $1950. 734-8204. SATURN SL2, 1 9 98, from Colorado. Tan, auto., 4 dr., PL, PW, keyless entry, cruise. New all-season aggressive tires, 59K miles, second owner, poor col lege student looking fo r a bike. S5800/0B0, below Kelly Blue Book. 802-238-2579. SUBARU IMPREZA, 19 95, wagon, AWD, 5 spd., A/C, CD, w w w . S h e a r e r P o n t ia c . c o m roof rack, 111K miles, w hite. 8 0 2 - 6 5 8 - 1 2 1 2 Good condition. $2800. 802862-7596. air bags, ABS, rear spoiler. Best SUBARU LEGACY, 1999, AWD, price, $16,500. Call Shearer 50K miles, auto., white, A/C, Pontiac, 802-658-1212. cass. California car, one owner. PONTIAC FIREBIRD TRANS AM, Very clean. $9495. 310-717-8380. 1999, coupe, 2 dr., pewter, SUBARU LEGACY L, 19 95, V8/5.7L, auto., RWD. 40,577 wagon, AWD, antilock brakes, 5 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, spd., PW, PL, premium stereo, AM/FM/CD, air bags, ABS, 121K miles. Two new Nokia leather, T-bar roof. Best price, Hakkapeliitta all-season tires. $17,350. Call Shearer Pontiac, Good condition overall. $3000. 802-658-1212. Call Rick, 878-8525. PONTIAC GRAND AM, 19 91, SUBARU LEGACY TURBO, 19 91, auto., power everything. Great sedan, silver, AWD, ABS, PS, PW, shape! 51K miles. Asking $3700. PL, AC, sunroof, cass. Good con Call Pat, 893-5098. d itio n . 126K miles. $2000. Brad, PONTIAC GRAND AM SE, 1997, 985-4109. coupe, 2 dr., purple, 5 spd., SUBARU OUTBACK, 1 9 9 5 , AWD, FWD, 131K miles (m ostly high green, PL, PW, alarm/keyless way). A/C, PS, PL, AM/FM/CD, entry, a ll highway miles. rear spoiler. New tires, fro n t Excellent, w ell-m aintained car, brakes/rotors w ith in last year. clean in /o u t. Asking $3900 Clean and runs well. Workhorse. (neg.). 355-7118. Great for students! $2900. SUBARU OUTBACK, 2 0 02, Michelle, 865-0975. wagon, 5 spd., lig h t green. PONTIAC GRAND AM SE, 20 00, S piffy condition. 6 CD, PW/PD, sedan, 4 dr., maroon, V6/3.4L, keyless entry, A/C, 45K miles. auto., FWD. 43,408 miles, A/C, Asking $17,000. 598-3920. PS, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD, air VOLVO 240, 1 9 87, sedan, tea l bags, ABS, traction control. Best green, 189K miles, four mounted price, $9996. Call Shearer snows. $1999. 658-3138. Pontiac, 802-658-1212. VOLVO 85 0, 19 94, sedan, 5 PONTIAC GRAND AM SE, 20 03, spd., sunroof, A/C, heated seats, sedan, 4 dr., beige/tan, V6/3.4L, complete leather package, dealer auto., FWD. 23,166 miles, A/C, maintained, new all-season tires, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD,* £ * 143K miles. Excellent all-season air bags, rear spoiler. Best price, Vehicle. $4000/0B 0. 485-2214. $12,982. Call Shearer Pontiac, VOLVO 8 5 0 , 19 95, wagon, 802-658-1212. black, 5 spd., 137K miles. PONTIAC GRAND PRIX GTP, 2000, Excellent condition. FWD, good sedan, 4 dr., maroon, V 6/3.8L snows mounted. $4000/fTrm. Supercharged, auto., FWD. 802-247-3834, leave message. 44,060 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, VOLVO V 70 T5, 2 0 0 2 , one cruise, AM/FM/CD, air bags, ABS, owner, loaded, a ll options, navi leather. Best price, $14,276. Call gation system, roof rack, th ird Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212. seat, heated leather seats, SAAB 9 -3 ,2 0 0 3 , 3 months old! m ulti-disc CD, new tires, four Moving overseas. Must sell! A ll years le ft on Volvo warranty, 47K reasonable offers considered. miles. $22,000. 985-2236. 802-864-6006. VW 3ETTA GL, 2 0 00, 5 spd., SAAB 9000SE, 1 9 92, 5 dr., 5 manual, FWD. Airbags, ABS, 6-CD spd., PW, PW, power seats, a n ti changer, AM/FM cass. A/C, heat. th e ft, AM/FM/CD, A/C, sunroof. Great condition. 70K miles.

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Asking $9300. Chris, 324-0146. VW JETTA GL, 2 0 0 1 , 5 spd. manual, silver, FWD, A/C, CD, 52K miles. Great condition. Four snows. $9900/0B 0. 310-4167. VW JETTA GLS TURBO, 2000, sedan, 4 dr., black, 4-cyl/1.8L Turbo, 5 spd. manual, FWD. 36,229 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, AM/FM cass., air bags, ABS, moonroof. Best price, $14,988. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212. VW JETTA WOLFSBURG, 1990, 93K highway miles, new belts, starter, muffler, incl. snow tires, CD, moonroof. Needs some body work. $1200/0B0. 355-2083. VW PASSAT, 2 0 00, dark green, standard 5 spd., w /lo ts o f power. A/C, cruise, sunroof, power everything, snow tires. Excellent condition! 51K hwy. miles. Very clean and drives like a dream. Records available. $12,000 (books a t $17,000). 802-8641608.

►trucks C ad illac • Pontiac w w w . S h e a r e r P o n t ia c . c o m 8 0 2 - 6 5 8 - 1 2 1 2 F-250 SUPERDUTY XLT, 2 0 0 0 , SuperCab, long bed, 4x4, A/C, AM/FM/CD/cass., PW, PL, power mirrors, Raven fiberglass cap, o ff-roa d/to w in g pkgs. Cruise, bedliner, sliding rear, 58K miles. $17,000. 862-0851.

►motorcycles KAWASAKI ZX6R, 20 01, green, 2K miles, micron muffler, like new, barely used. $6400/0B0. Call 802-363 9102.

►boats SAILBOAT: 1973 CAL 21 Stoop w/trailer, three sails. 700 lb. swing keel racing mast. Sleeps four. 4 HP, 1974, Evenrude Outboard, $2500. Call 617-596-1226.

► SUVS CHEVROLET BLAZER LS, 20 00, sport u tility , 2 dr., black, V6/4.3L, auto., 4WD. 30,458 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM cass., air bags, ABS, roof rack. Best price, $10,966. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212. CHEVROLET TRAILBLAZER LS, 2003, sport u tility , 4 dr., black, 6-cyl/4.2L, auto., 4WD. 29,591 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise,

7 D cro ssw o rd ACROSS 1 __-di-dah 4 Make ready 8 Big rig 12 “Wheel of Fortune” name 17 Scottsboro's St. 18 Lucca lucre 19 Island outfit 21 “F Troop” corporal 22 Start of a remark by Melanie Clark 24 ’82 Toto smash 25 Light boat 26 Spellbound 27 Actress Verdugo 29 Give a squeeze 31 Nationality suffix 32 Tombstone lawman 35 Handbag part 38 Voids 41 Part 2 of remark 46 Ivy Leaguer 47 That’s no bull! 48 Fairy queen 49 Reference volume 53 Beam bender 55 Solves cross-

words? 58 Strauss opera 61 Spock's forte 63 Shade of green 64 _ Aviv 65 Fence part 66 Tavern staples 68 Hill dwellers 70 Way out 72 With 101 Down, baseball’s “Little Giant" 73 Computer whiz 76 “__pro nobis” 77 Mendel’s field 7 9 __trip 80 Medieval menial 83 Artist Magritte 85 Way to pass the time? 86 “Shane” star 88 Teachers’ org. 89 Saw 91 'The Last of the Mohicans” hero 95 Ernestine, for one 97 Museum

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C ad illac • Pontiac w w w . S h e a r e r P o n t ia c . c o m 8 0 2 - 6 5 8 - 1 2 1 2 AM/FM/CD, air bags, ABS. Best price, $22,740. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212. DODGE DURANGO SLT, 2002, 4x4, 5.9L, 360 Magnum V8. Cruise, A/C, tilt, CD, tape, rear air/heat, third seat, roof rack, tow pkg., power drivers seat/lumbar and more. 15K miles. Comes w ith a 5year 70K mile warranty. Runs and looks like new. Asking $24,995. Paid $34,000. Paul, 879-6586. JEEP CHEROKEE CLASSIC, 2000, silver, 76K miles (all highway from Stowe to Burlington). Great condi tio n . $10,900. 802-233-5593. JEEP CHEROKEE SPORT, 1 9 95, 2 dr., dark blue, 6-cyl/4.0L, manu al, 4WD, 163K miles, AM/FM cass., PS, driver-side airbag. $1800. Call 802-425-5025 or 802-863-4243. NISSAN XTERRA, 20 0 3 , sport u tility , 4 dr., yellow, V6/3.3L, auto., 4WD. 24,332 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD, air bags, ABS, roof rack. Best price, $19,892. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212. PONTIAC AZTEK, 2 0 02, sport u tility , 4 dr., black, V6/3.4L, auto., AWD. 10,669 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD cass., air bags, ABS. Best price, $17,822. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212. TOYOTA 4-RUNNER, 1992, book value, $6500. Needs clutch. $1000 and it's yours! Call 864-8165. TOYOTA 4-RUNNER, 1 9 98, Lim ited Edition, black, power everything, roof racks, auto, car starter, CD, 89K miles. Great shape! $18,000. Shannon, 3739390 or 985-5300.

►minivans CHRYSLER GRAND VOYAGER SE, 2000, grand minivan, 4 dr., green, V6/3.3L, auto., FWD. 43,720 miles, second sliding door, A/C, rear air, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM cass., ABS. Best price, $9994. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212. PONTIAC MONTANA, 20 01, m inivan, 4 dr., green, V6/3.4L, auto., FWD. 32,282 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD OnStar, air bags, ABS, roof rack. Best price, 13,378. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

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COME PLAY! ACTIVE, ATHLETIC, OUTGOING 28 YO SWPF seeks SM, 26-34, to share in outdoor fun such as kayaking, rock clim b ing, cycling, in -lin e skating, and hiking. Quiet dinners and good conversation are appreciated. Call me, who knows where things could go? 7629 CLASSY, ATTRACTIVE, FINANCIALLY secure, lively, petite DWPF wants to share great times and intimacy w ith honest, good looking, fun-loving, kind man, 45-60 YO. Loves baseball games, swimming, movies, plays, dancing, reading, and traveling. Let's spoil each other. 7623 ADORABLE AND PETITE SWF, 21, ISO decent SM to hang out w ith and become friends. Possible LTR. 7620I I HAVE FOUND MR. WRONG, NOW searching for Mr. Right. 24 YO SWPF ISO 22-29 YO SWPM. Must enjoy outdoor activities, music, laughter, and must be an animal lover. 7615

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L O L A th e lo v e c o u n s e lo r Dear Lola, My boyfriend is a good, clean, upstanding citizen who leads an active life and showers every morning. The problem is th at by the end of the day, his activities tend to leave their mark on him — especially in hot weather. I love sleeping with him, but would prefer not to share my bed with the sweaty souvenirs of his labors. How can I get him to clean up his act before bed without hurting his feelings? Sensitive in South Burlington Dear Sensitive, Don't think irritation — think invitation. Nothing sets the mood for snuggling up with your honey in bed better than soaping each other up first in the shower. Picture the places your sudsy hands might slide. Imagine how th at water will feel running down your backs and pooling between you when your chests are pressed together. Try out your tongue for a washcloth. Even taking turns toweling each other dry can be an endearing, enticing activity. Afterwards, deliver one of the sweetest love sessions on record. Then seal the deal by whispering across the pillow, "You know, I think you're at your sexiest when you're right out of the shower." Love, Lola

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SEEKING TRAVEL PARTNER FOR SUMMER 2004 Alaskan Kayak Trip. Looking for likeminded adventurer to paddle the Kenai Peninsula/Prince William Sound next sum mer. SWF, 36, lover o f life, music, and dis covery, seeks you for trip of a lifetime. 7614 SENSUAL, PLAYFUL, VERY ATTRACTIVE, intelligent, PF, seeking same in M, 34-45. Health and nature-oriented, well-traveled, adventurous, active. Passionate lover of life. Newly single, looking for meaningful, fun, connection with evolved man. Kindness and reliability are sexy. Let's talk. 7599

m en > w o m en WOW, I DON'T STAND A CHANCE! WITH ALL the great guys in here, some are even starting to sound good to me. 45yo SWM, 6'4", 218, ISO 1 fu n /fit/s a n e Woman. Pick up the phone and call please. Before I convert. 8104 30 YO MALE STARTING OVER LOOKING FOR fun F, 25-35, for fun times, friendship and who knows what. Time to do things righ t and enjoy life. Too many interests to list. 8100 LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO BE SINGLE SWM, 36, blonde/blue never married, Christian lifestyle, seeks sweet and sincere Christian gal. Bonus points given for brown eyes, love o f gardening, politics, mountains, and water. Great communicator and progressive thinker. 8095 FANTASTIC CHANCE! HAPPY, HANDSOME, 49 handy, musical, slim, fit, gives you any thing guy, searching for terrific, intelligent, very pretty, slender gal to share marvelous life and times. Call me and I 'll te ll you more.... 8082 SWPM, 48 YO, SWINGER EMOTIONALLY 8> financially secure. ISO SWPF for liv e -in partner and LTR. Someone w ith a wild side, one th a t can be naughty and nice. This may be the lifestyle th a t you have been looking for. 8078 WM, 21, LOOKING FOR FUN GIRL TO hang out, go on trip s, get to know each other. Must be in to the outdoors. No smoking, social drinking. I'm 6'4, brown hair, brown eyes, senior at PSU. 8077 32 YO SM SEEKING SF 2 0 -3 5 FOR possible LTR. I'm a m usician/activist. My music is a fusion o f Classical and J a z z . I'm smart, kind, funny, respectful, liberal, long hair, college, creative. ISO caring, creative, funny, smart, supportive SF. 8076 BEEN DUMPED? ME TOO. BEEN HURT? Me too . Deserve better? Me too . SWM, 48, slim, smoker, L/D, wants to put an end to the search. Good man available to honest, loving, loyal, caring, SF. Sense of humor necessary. Let's talk. 8072

YOU THINK YOU'LL NEVER FIND MR. Right, th in k again. Me: 46, 5'11, 180 lbs, fit, am bitious, healthy, active, good look ing, hard working, nonsmoking, social drinker, likes outdoors, animals, country. You: attractive, f it, healthy, nonsmoker, very lig h t drinker. 8071 NEWLY SEPARATED. 4 0 BUT LOOK 30. Looking fo r someone to hangout w ith , go dancing, ou t to eat, or ju s t stay home and watch a movie. I'm 6'4", slender, and looking fo r someone else th a t is ta ll. Vergennes/Burlington area. 8070 SWM, 30 , NS, ARTISTIC, EMPLOYED, fa t and out-of-shape seeks sim ilar for exercise partner, maybe more? Let's ride the bike path, eat the crunchy food at Stone Soup and catch a movie bu t skip the M&Ms. 8017 PARDON ME! COMING THROUGH! WATCH the elbows, please. There, finally this tall, gentle, highly-educated NS, SWM w ith beck oning brown eyes is a t the front o f the line. Any attractive F takers (ages 39-45)? 8015 FUNNY, SENSITIVE, INTELLIGENT SWM enjoys skiing, hiking, biking, travel, films, music, art. Loves kids and animals. ISO funloving SF/DF, 34-45. Are you somewhat unconventional? Great. So am I. 8014 NEW TO AREA, 3 6 , LOVE NATURE, environment issues, hikes, camping, skiing, and quiet times. Great sense o f humor and adventure. Looking for someone to share good times w ith. Possible LTR. 8012 ARE YOU A LOVER OF THE OUTDOORS IN any season? 34 YO SWM seeking athletic, fit, funny, cute, similar age SWF for outdoor adventures. What do I enjoy? Dogs, cooking, reading, gardening, hiking, biking, movies, music, romance, and running. 8008 DWM 37 LOOKING FOR SECURE, SENSUAL woman who can enjoy herself. Sense of humor and a b ility to voice her opinion is a big+++. Also someone th a t likes m otor cycles. Drop me a message and let's talk more. 8005 DWM 37 ISO WF 20-40 FOR SERIOUS FUN! I'm an adventuresome, spontaneous, handsome, wacky, sophisticated and very caring person. I've already been housebroken and I can cook to o ! I'm highly susceptible to the charms o f attractive natural redheads. 8004 WHAT WOULD IT BE LIKE TO FIND someone w ith whom you can tru ly relax? Feeling secure, appreciated and intim ate. SWM, 27, 6' ta ll, f i t and fun loving. W illing to take emotional risks. I f this speaks to you, please reply. 7999 I'M GOING THROUGH A CHANGE BEING alone again. Separated, 3 young daughters, who are with me 50% o f time, was married 12 years. ISO a new friend, to talk, e-mail and maybe meet sometime. Maybe we can discuss i t further. 7997 ~

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EDUCATOR, 26 YO BLOND/BLUE. HAVE: Master's, LT thru-hike, a jester's exuber ance, and a sage's soul. Don't have: some one to ig n ite me w ith w it & w ild eyes, share a sum m it w ith , and smile a t in the morning; You. 7897

VERY HANDSOME, VERY FIT, LOTS OF fun ta ll, ath letic, skier, outdoorsman. Financially secure, centered, w ell rounded, easy going, good taste, available. ISO an accomplished, ath letic, spirited, pretty woman, 37-45. "Good catch" looking for same. Let's end the search. 7973

LOOKING FOR FUN IN THE SUN, SWM 45, 180, DARK-SKINNED, WELL-TANNED, ISO SF who loves water and boating. Let me share a fun summer w ith you-nothing serious. I ju s t like to please and be pleased. 7895

SISTER-IN-LAW SEEKS, SF, 3 5 -4 5 attractive, adventurous fo r brother-in-law , house, fam ily in VT, could be convinced to make move. Friend, p o te n tia l LTR, share interests. 40s, looks, hard working, needs fun. Enjoys outdoors w /dog, o u t on tow n, good laughs. 7918 WHAT'S IN IT FOR YOU? ME! THAT'S what! SWM, fit, attractive, fun, 27. Full o f energy and life. Looking for f i t female who likes bike rides, beaches quiet nights at home and all o f life's adventures. 22-35. 7917 SEEKING LOVE. CUTE 27Y0 SWM SEEKING SF for dating, LTR. Me: funny, cute, roman tic, cuddly, silly, crazy at times. Looking for th a t special person in my life. You, well ju s t be yourself. 7910 SHE'S OUT THERE. SWEET, SENSUAL SEXY, blue eyed angel. Seeks to please, a little naughty, but nice. Refined & unpretentious, 40-50ish. For hen handsome, romantic, warm, down-to-earth, athletic, successful, adventurous. Enjoys healthy living, nature, theater, the finer things in life. 7908 LOOKING FOR WOMEN, BETWEEN THE AGES o f 27 to early 40ish for some fun pleasure. I like to please and be pleased-would con sider wildest dreams. Must be discrete and o f the slim version. 7905 LOOKING FOR ONE IN A MILLION SWDM seeks attractive, adventurous, athletic SF, 28-40, who loves life! In to MT biking, ski ing at the Bush, running, hiking, exploring, friends first, LTR possible. 7901 FIT, TATTOOED, PIERCED, EDUCATED honest, non-criminal, mentally healthy nice person (32 YO). That's me. You: fit, stable, educated easy going. Must want to explore VT & get out o f town from tim e to time. No possessiveness. 7900

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4 2 , INTERESTING, SMART, FUN, attractive DWM father. My passions are outdoor activities, cooking, w riting, yoga, music and self-improvement. Seeking a fun friend, possible LTR. I f your interest right now is the lighter side o f life, give me a call! 7690 MUSICIAN SEEKS NEW INSTRUMENT. SWM, 41, 6'1", athletic build. Educated, open-minded, creative, energetic, quirky explorer, seeking curious adventurer o f like mind. You: Comfortable in your own skin, believe honesty is paramount, appreciate art, movies, music and skiing. NS. 7640 PRETTY SPECIAL. HOT, COOL, WPM, 5'9 ", 154, secure people person. Life is laughter. Big fish in small pond. Seeking very attrac tive, sensual, 36-48 YO SF who enjoys fun social functions, travel, and flowers. 7638 HOPE TO ELOPE. NS, 5'9", 158, MID-AGED exercise nut. Loves jazz, poetry, travel, children, nature, hiking. Seeks relationship w ith caring, fit, in te llig e n t woman. 7637 A WONDERFUL GUY: SWM, 29, 5'1 1 ", blue eyes, brown hair. ISO SWF 29-45 YO, fo r relationship. Very active, love to play pool & have fun. Please call. 7600 SM, 25, HARDWORKING, P DAIRYMAN. Well traveled, music-minded, and kind. ISO SF, 21-30, NS, in te llig e n t, outgoing, fun, cow loving, and independent. Couch potatoes need no t respond. 7597

w om en > w om en 45 YO BI-CURIOUS, S BORED WITH THE "m ale" scene, mother o f tw o would like to meet over a glass o f wine to discuss women's issues; kids; and the possibility of a physical (oply) relationship. 8010 ATTRACTIVE, BUSY, ENERGETIC GF 46 , entrepreneur, ISO accomplice to steal moments. Let's share an occasional pic nic, bike ride, paddling in the lake, jazz & classical music, coffee & books. Join me for relaxing interludes from our busy schedules! 7992 NEW TO BURLINGTON AREA (SORT OF) is anyone o u t there? Mid 50s, ISO BI, lesbian for friendship, possible LTR. Many interests; travel, dining out, quiet nights at home, running, reading, movies, . videos. Let's meet! 7981 PLEASE, YOU LONELY LADIES OUT THERE give me a call. I'm single, kind, caring, warm, loving, friendly and more. I'm a Virgo and love to meet lonely ladies out there like me. Lonely? Please call and te ll me about you. 7974 LOVE=GRACE. WHERE ARE ATTRACTIVE 30-40 yo f it SPGF in Burlington? Me: femme SGWF ISO secure, confident, giving person for laughs, travel, adventure, outdoors. I love watersports, motorcycles, movies, parties, find happiness doing other things. No hard-butch, druggies or hippies. 7912 BEAUTIFUL, MATURE OPEN-MINDED BI seeks attractive, bi-curious F, 40-60, for an exciting experience. 7820 ABCDEFG, NONE OF THESE LETTERS speak to me! I'm 42, energetic, filmmaker, writer, fiddler, funny, active, restless! Are you upbeat, offbeat, cynical, funny, arty? Call me! Lamoille, Caledonia, Orleans, Washington Counties a plus. Or maybe you're worth the trip . 7734 FIESTY, FUN AND FLIRTATIOUS GWF, 32, ISO GWF 27-37 w ith a sense o f humor and adventure to enjoy the be autifu l VT summer w ith . My interests include music, the outdoors, sports, dancing, good con versations and laughter. 7712

38 GWF ISO A COMPANION WHO ADORES children ( I have tw o girls) and doesn't have any baggage, has a love fo r music, the outdoors, and laughter. Friendship, companionship, maybe more. ND and love fo r life. Only gay women please 7704 27 YO GWF, CUTE SOFT BUTCH, WHO loves dancing, hiking, w riting, and explor ing. Seeks soft butch/butch w ith similar interests. NS/ND. Cute geeks encouraged to respond. 7649 WHO CAN SAY WHEN 'THE ONE" WILL come along? Let's have fun and dance the night away u n til then. 30 YO butch P ISO femme lesbian for fun and pleasure. Pleasebe socially conscious, self-confident, and enjoy body shots. 7636

ARE YOU OUT THERE? GWF, 41 YO P seeking someone to love and pamper and who is w illing to love and pamper. Humor, good heart, decent, and a monogamous mind a must. Call me, I could be the one! 7604

46 YO GWM, 5'10, 240 LBS, ISO SINGLE gwm, Franklin Co. for friendship and more. I am very quiet w ith wide interests. Discretion assured, pref. n/a, n /d , smokers o.k. A ll answered. 8098

MY FRIENDS DESCRIBE ME AS: PLAYFUL, adorable, endearing, generous, mischie vous, dependable, persistent, supportive, protective, amusing, loving, in te llig e n t, mischievous, accommodating, delectable, responsible, entertaining, romantic and unbelievable to name a few! But NEVER sweetie! 6'2", 195, 34yo GWM bttm ISO GWM 30-40. 7784______________________

VT NEWBIE SEEKS TO CONNECT GWM, 40-something, 6', 240. Br/br, low mileage, been around block but not ragged out. Looking for new friends, company, maybe someone special? Prefer younger. 8085

MASCULINE BI-GUY, 45 YO, 200 LBS, hairy, very sexual. Looking for candyland. Seeks G, BI, straight males for hot encounters discrete, no strings, m id-life crisis between my legs. 7727

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N E W TO A R E A , 3 6 , L O V E N A T U R E , environment issues, hikes, camping, ski ing, and quiet times. Great sense of humor and adventure. Looking for someone to share good times with. Possible LTR. 8 012

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56 YO GF, LIPSTICK FEMME, ATTRACTIVE, retired P, eventually headed to warmer climates. Seeking kindred s p irit, inte rest ed in hiking, kayaking, good books, arts, movies, theater. Hello, hello, hello, is there anybody o u t there? 7634 SWF, 26, CUTE AND FUNNY, ISO SAME, in Rutland area. Friendship firs t, and then w e'll see. I'm looking fo r a connection, someone to possibly spend my life w ith. Call me! No men, couples or closet cases please. 7627 UNCOMMON COMBINATION OF BEAUTY, brains, and humor. 36 YO SGPF seeking sim ilar sane, in te llig e n t, lesbians, ages 32-46. I'm new to Vermont and yearning fo r great conversations, playful laughter, and mischievous moments. Searching for dating and more, w ith rig h t species. 7608

WEIRD GWM PROFESSIONAL MUSICIAN 20yo, 1651b, 5'11", ISO another weird young GWM a rtist to share all those times when you th in k to yourself "why don't they understand!!!!????" 7785

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BI GUY LOOKING TO EXPLORE MORE WITH others in Jeffersonville area. Looking for 24-40 YO who enjoy good times and humor. 7700 ATTRACTIVE 38 YO SWM, 5'1 0 ", SLIM, b r/b l. ISO young guys, any race, one or more at a tim e, to have fun w ith th is bottom or top. Safe, discreet. Bare-ly legal cute guys in Burlington area a plus. 7632

bi s e e k in g ? BIWM LOOKING FOR 1 8 -4 0 YO MALES looking for good times and plenty o f sex. No com m itm ent or strings attached. N/S D/D free, looking for some weekend trips to Montreal. Have a high sex drive and big appetite. 8087 HOW DO YOU MEET THAT OTHER GOOD looking, married, bi-curious dude, driving th a t expensive truck, working construc tio n , w /a hairy chest and big to o l belt? Can you help me out? 5'7", 175 lbs, 43 yrs, w ell b u ilt south of Hinesburg. 7819 SPM, 34, 6', BEAUTIFUL BODY AND looks. D/D, firs t tim e Bi-curious. ISO 2F, BI, G, or straight, very attractive CU, or very attractive silk clad CD. Fantasy: Perform oral w hile a F introduces me to her strap on. 7645 BI-CURIOUS F NEEDS HELP! BE MY FIRST! I'm a ta ll and f i t mid 20's blonde, dating gentle, fun M. ISO experienced SBIF, 2235, fo r fun friendship. F u lfill my fantasy. My boyfriend wants to watch, touch too? Let's talk. 7616

ju st friends MAN LOOKING FOR PARTNER(S)T0 HIKE end to end on the Long Trail (VT)— Would like to leave early Sept., north to south. Prefer female(s), would consider those ju s t wishing to do a section, I'm not a sprinter. 8084 TWO KAYAKS ARE BETTER THAN ONE, fun and active kayak-less, outdoors woman seeks paddling playmate. W ill supply snacks, sunscreen and shmoozing ( if desired). 7724 LEARNING TO IN-LINE SKATE. LOOKING for friend to share bumps and laughter. Essex Junction/C hittenden County area. No strings, ju s t skating, evenings and weekends. 7644 LOOKING FOR LADY BIKER WITH own bike, who likes to drag the pegs occa sionally. Me: Have fast bike, married to non-biker lady. Riding companion fo r day trip s only. No relationships other than becoming friends. Let's share the road! 7617

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MACU SEEKING SUBMISSIVE, BIF BOTH are early forties, both are looking to be pleased. We are safe, sane, discreet and clean. You need to be th a t also. Let the fun begin! 8009 MAWCU IN MID-30S, ISO F FOR FRIENDship w ith benefits. We are new to th is and hope to explore new adventures. Both f i t and DD free. 8000 LOOKING FOR A BF OR CURIOUS FOR A birthday present. In a LTR, want a birthday present he won't forget. Only serious replies please. Be available 8/30 pm. We have a boat/beach want a great time! Middlebury outskirts. 7991 BEAUTIFUL MBI COUPLE, 420, SEEKS other Bl-curious couples/singles for 3 or 4 way sex get togethers. We're 30, attractive and fun, he's fit, well hung, nice butt, she's hot, nice box, boobs and ass. Call! 7894 FEMALE COUPLE ISO DONOR OPEN TO future fam ily involvem ent. 7821 C, MAWCU, MIDDLE-AGE AND OVERweight, looking for other CUs for skinny dipping and other fun. NS/ND, no singles. M inority CUs encouraged to reply. 7737 ATTRACTIVE, NORMAL MACU IN LATE 30s seeks NS/ND, SBIF or CU w ith BIF, 30-50, fo r sensual, in tim a te meetings. She is 5'2", 125 lbs., blue eyes, long, curly hair. He is straight. No fu ll swaps. Let's explore together! 7733 ATTRACTIVE EARLY 30s MACU SEEKING attractive Bi or Bi-curious F for intim a te encounter and new experiences. 7707 ATTRACTIVE, FIT MACU IN THEIR 40S SEEK MACU or BiF fo r hot fun. Serious players only. 7696

wom en seeking... 18 Y0 BI FEMALE LOOKING FOR EITHER guy or g irl to get to know. I'm in a relation ship, long-term, so discretion is a must. Feeling a little frisky, don't want to hurt my guy. Very open to most suggestions. 8092

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MAWM LOOKING FOR A FEMALE FOR discreet encounters. Let's face it, some times things are not going well at home, so we need to look for something on the side. I f you like adventure let's hook up. 8089

MACU SEEKING SUBMISSIVE, BIF BOTH are early forties, both are looking to be pleased. We are safe, sane, discreet and clean. You need to be th a t also. Let the fun begin! 8009 MAWCU IN MID-30S, ISO F FOR FRIENDship w ith benefits. We are new to th is and hope to explore new adventures. Both f i t and DD free. 8000 LOOKING FOR A BF OR CURIOUS FOR A birthday present. In a LTR,'want a birthday present he w on't forget. Only serious replies j)lease.,Be available 8 /3 0 pm. We have a , boat/beach want a great time! Middlebury outskirts. 7991 BEAUTIFUL MBI COUPLE, 42 0, SEEKS other Bi-curious couples/singles for 3 or 4 way sex get togethers. We're 30, attractive and fun, he's fit, well hung, nice butt, she's hot, nice box, boobs and ass. Call! 7894 FEMALE COUPLE ISO DONOR OPEN TO future fam ily involvement. 7821 C, MAWCU, MIDDLE-AGE AND OVERweight, looking for other CUs fo r skinny dipping and other fun. NS/ND, no singles. M inority CUs encouraged to reply. 7737 ATTRACTIVE, NORMAL MACU IN LATE 30s seeks NS/ND, SBIF or CU w ith BIF, 30-50, for sensual, in tim a te meetings. She is 5'2", 125 lbs., blue eyes, long, curly hair. He is straight. No fu ll swaps. Let's explore together! 7733

ATTRACTIVE, FIT MACU IN THEIR 40S SEEK MACU or BiF fo r hot fun. Serious players only. 7696

SWM 37 , 250, 5 7 " ISO WF 3 0 -6 0 FOR receiving/giving oral pleasures for fun. W ill participate in other sexual adventures & experimentation i f desired. Looks not im po rtan t ju s t very strong sexual desire and disease free. Prefer plump, chubby, BBW body types. 8088 I AM LOOKING FOR THE ULTIMATE submissive,'Who is tfiin , healthy, clean and under 35. You must be very open minded and w illin g to obey. Limits respected, discretion assured. Call and leave a detailed message. Now! 8073

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THIS SUGAR DADDY CAN BE GENEROUS to a fau lt to the right person. You should be F o f slight build, like to travel, good restau rants, water sports. Me: 6'1", 200 lbs, WPM, active, fun and more. Let's talk. 7986

F WHO WOULD LIKE TO EASE INTO sexually charged relationship w ith MAM who likes fantasies to be real. Must enjoy connection, exploring, feeling, excitement. Me: 48, fit, 175, clean, like to please and be pleased, laugh. Discretion a must. 7715

MAWM, 50s, 5 7 " , 165 LB, QUIET AND shy looking fo r p e tit B or A F for discreet meeting. Love giving oral and making love. NS/ND, Lite alcohol okay. 7984 ATTRACTIVE, NICE, HONEST, SAFE discreet, healthy, SWM, 5'11", 160 lbs, 38 (looks younger), ISO WF who is sexy, attractive, sensual and not shy for private one tim e encounter w ith massage, food, drinks, candle lig h t, and caring. 7979

2, NICE LOOKING, EARLY 50S MAWMS looking for top or bottom clean WMAM for afternoon threesomes. Discretion and safety a must. 7714 SWM, 6', 190 LBS, EXTREMELY SHY, LATE 40s, seeks older woman 62+ fo r friendship, erotic encounters on a weekly basis. M or S. 7713

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BUFF BANDANNA-CLAD BABE CHUCKING trash, in a blue tank top a t "IT". Wanted to get down and d irty in the CV raffle Booth. Let's get together arid sort some recycling! 8074 GOLD SUV AND WHITE DOG AT OAKLEDGE Park entrance: You: guy with dark shoulder length hair. Was th a t a smile in my direc tion? You circled around and le ft the park too soon! Tuesday, 8/5 , around 12:30. 8016__________________________________

spy MAN BEHIND THE PLATE GLASS WINDOW in a business on the Barre-Montpelier Road. You were s ittin g so I couldn't te ll i f you were ta ll, but you were cute, w ith short brown hair. You said " I 'll te ll her you're here." 8101 I SPY W / MY LITTLE GREEN EYES one very ta ll boy in a magic blue chair taking care of business...can I help? 8097 8 /1 3 WINOOSKI RIVER YOU: THE SUPER ranger th a t saved my shepherd and my friend's puppy from the raging waters of the great Winooski. Me: So shaken I couldn't speak. Let me buy you lunch and express my gratitude. 8096 SEEN YOU UPSTAIRS AT FRIEND'S HOUSE tho ugh t you were incredibly beautiful. Not looking fo r much, ju s t friendship. I f things go well, you w on't throw me down the stairs. I'm glad I was the firs t to send your firs t I SPY. 8094 RJS ON A TUESDAY NIGHT YOU: HOT blonde, who couldn't shake her boy for more than 10 seconds. Me: tried to get you my info, bu t sure i t wasn't legible by th a t po in t in the night. Find me. 8093 STARBUCKS MONDAY 8 /1 1 YOU, beautiful flowered dress, even better smile! You le ft in a silver car, me in a red one...waved and smiled in tra ffic, I wish I switched lanes! Let's have coffee together next time. 8090 WINDSURFING GODDESS DRIVING YOUR red VW Jetta w ith boards, bike and Thule box fu ll o f toys. Blonde hair pulled back in a ponytail, sunglasses on, ready to play. I almost drove o ff the road. Wanna go play at the sandbar? 8086 8 /9 BORDER'S BOOKSTORE. YOU: Gorgeous soft butch stocking shelves and looking at tattoo mags. Me: Sitting on chair (and then the floor) looking at "Girlfriends" and tattoo mags...too shy to say hi. Us: going out for drinks sometime? 8083 I DONT SPY DJ B-WYSE THE CUTIE FROM Metronome has gone m issing!!! I f you are s till around, I'd love to take you ou t for coffee. 8080 YOU: GIRL IN PINK POLKA DOT BIKINI AT H untington Gorge. Me: Guy in tree w ith binoculars. I'd love to see you up close. 8079

MONICA FROM JERICHO. I HAD A GREAT tim e w ith you earlier th is summer. Was hoping to see you out sometime in B u rlin g to n ...I hope you're s till around. I th in k you are wonderful and I'm s till very interested. Scott from Burlington. 8013 I SPY ON 8 /1 , TWO NEW YORK KNIGHTS in shining armor! The Jeep Gods must have been smiling down on me th a t night. I cannot thank you enough for rescuing this damsel in distress!! 8011 BREAD & PUPPET 8 /3 TO THE CRANKY tuba player. Ancient magic drew me to a sexy stranger, bu t later in the raspberries I missed my chance to speak. You smiled, but I looked away. Better luck next life time? 8003

MONDAY AM, 8 /4 , TAFT CORNERS Hannaford's Pharmacy, shy smiles exchanged. You: beautiful, w ith long brown hair and glasses. Me: jeans, blue t-sh irt, sun glasses hanging. I came back to talk but you got called and I got scared. Please call. 7980 TOUR DE GLOVER. MARGARET ON THE TREK let's go riding sometime. I w ent by you on the Beach H ill segment o f the race, rig h t after your cheering section. Me: w hite bike/helm et and Camelbak. Hope to hear from you. 7916 ARVAD'S 7 /2 4 FOLLOWING TAMMY FLETCHER CONCERT. You? Brown wavy hair; casual business a ttire cha tting w ith one o f Tammy's Disciples. He called you by name. Me? Pretty in pink w ith tw o blonde friends, including a ta ll Dutchman who bid you good-bye. 7915 7 /2 5 GUARDIAN ANGEL, YOU SAVED ME from my stupidity and got me home. Thanks in abundance for your kindness. 7911 I SPIED AN ATTRACTIVE WRITER AT SHAW'S in So. B urlington. We briefly talked about owning a house and our dogs. Interested in a walk along the w aterfront or a hike? Maybe a dog walk? 7909

I WATCHED YOU CLEANING THE GRILL was entranced by your beauty. I was work ing in the garden. A quick hello and wave. Care to meet? 8002

GIL WITH THE BMW AND SALTWATER tanks. You answered my spellbinding and gifted ad. I accidentally erased your num ber. Please call back and try again. 7921

I SPY BUSTER, ON 8 /1 . WE HAD A GREAT chat but you skipped out too early. I'd love to continue over coffee/drinks. You? 7998

YOU: ADONIS 7 /2 6 AT THE FISHING PIER Sculpted and beautiful in an Acura. You took a quick dive from the pier and toweled o ff in fro nt of me. Yikes! We exchanged looks. Lots of them. Me: Enraptured. 7904

MONTPELIER DMV-JULY 22ND. YOU WERE the gorgeous brunette in jean skirt. I was the horribly dressed (laundry day makes fools of us all) guy w ith red beard w aiting for my number. Wish you had said howdy! 7995_________ •*_ ___________________ I SPIED A GODDESS AT THE SHELBURNE Rd. Hannaford's, Sunday 7/27. You: ta ll, brunette w ith red shirt. Me: w hite lab coat and hat. We exchanged "hi's". I wanted to say more but I was on the job. Single? Dinner? 7994 AN ULTIMATE BLONDE (WITH CHOCOLATE lab) laid ou t for the perfect grab. Speedy lass w ith ripp in' arms o ff to teach a f i t ness class. Huck i t to me sugar! 7993 BREATHTAKING BROWN HAIRED SWEETheart tan, 5'3" maybe, met a t B-side, back register, said your name was Amber. Mentioned hiking , northeast kingdom. Too nervous to ask you o u t! I f you're interested fo r friendship or more, you know where to fin d me! 7990 I SPY THE GIRL WHO HAS BEEN SITTING next to me a t work w ith the be autiful eyes and warm heart. From Louisiana to Cape Cod I had a wonderful tim e and learned a lo t. Now where are your plane tix?? 7988 I SPY A BEAUTIFUL FORMER NEW YORK lifeguard teaching First Aid at the Red Cross. I sat up fro n t and le ft quickly at the end. I should have waited! 7987

SEXY AT SALSA CLASS, SHORT HAIR LONG skirt. Too beautiful for words. Fun, f i t and free, you took up tw o parking spaces. Also heard you're obsessed w ith appearing in I SPY. Want to practice some time? Call me. Thing 3. 7903 _______________________ MOUNT ABE CUTIE, SAW YOU AWHILE back, ju s t have chance to connect. You had great green eyes & long brown hair. You: taking pics o f the Adks w ith sweet pup. Me w ith Chesapeake rig h t behind you. Nice Carharts. 7902 PERKINS PIER SUNSETS, ME: MILITARY guy w ith bike and pack on the rocks. You: dark haired hottie sittin g on the beach. Saw your smiles, sorry, couldn't believe they were for me. 2nd chance please? 7896 4TH OF JULY-HOTTIE ON HORSEBACK hey you on the horse a t the Cabot Parade, July 4. Reddish-blond w ith cowboy hat-we need to meet baby! Dinner and dancing i f you dare. 7892 BRUCE FROM BRISTOL-PLEASE CALL back and leave your phone number, you called box # 7368 on July 21. 7891 FRIDAY 7 /2 5 , I SPY A GORGEOUS MAN driving a w hite van, on the Plattsburgh/ Grand Isle ferry. I smiled at you then and again on the interstate! Oh, how I wanted to take your exit! Coffee? 7887I I SPY A NICE LOOKING GUY MOUNTAIN biking on the wrong side o f Browns trade Road, Sat. 7 /2 6 . you said a big "H I". I was going u p h ill, you were cruising down. Want to go on a ride together? 7884

A VERY ATTRACTIVE BOHEMIAN W / DARKrimmed glasses, parking her blue, 2-door Civic on upper deck o f Cherry St. parking garage, Monday afternoon, 7/2 8. How about an evening sunset sail in the bay w / some friends? Coffee/chat first? 7882 MONTPELIER POST OFFICE, OUTSIDE, 7/21, 12:30, then outside Capital Grounds. You: nice looking guy, standing w /bike, black t-s h irt, beige shorts, blon d/w hite ponytail, 40ish-50ish. Me: single female, ta ll, th in , black jeans, shirt, you didn 't see me. 7804 CUTE REDHEAD ROLLER BLADING WITH a friend on bike path 7/15. I rode by on my bike and said "nice hair." You said "nice bike." Care to hang out? Respond. 7803 TENNIS PLAYING TWENTY-SOMETHING guy-friends spy tennis playing girlfriends a t Apple Tree Park on 7/2 0, driving silver VW. Wished we'd asked you to jo in us. How about doubles some other time? 7792 7 /1 4 , TRACKSIDE, I SPY WITH my blue eye, a red shirt, w hite-bottom ed, bluemoustached guy. I like your style. Wanna get together over Jell-0? 7789 TO THE THREE BEAUTIFUL MERMAIDS I fished from the lake Saturday July 5th, at Shelburne town moorings. Repairs are complete, the boat's ready to sail, w ill you jo in me fo r a cruise? Food, drinks, I 'll bring my shining armor. 7788 JAMEY WITH AN E-Y. WE MET AT JP'S 7/1 2, you were in the window, I was at the door. The most amazing smile and b e autifu l eyes! I d id n 't get your number before you w ent to Metronome, can we meet again? 7787 I THOUGHT I SPIED A PRAYING Mantis on a Litespeed, b u t you were moving so fast i t was hard to ted! I was able to note the extraordinary calves, however. Hold my handlebars w hile I remove the tra ining wheels? 7786 YOU: ATTRACTIVE MAN IN DARK TANK, jeans and boots w ith be autiful eyes sitting in fro n t o f me in next to last row, 7/16 at Neal Barnard's talk at Contois, petting friendly dog. Too shy to say hi. Interested in meeting? 7736 ORIANA, WERENT THOSE STRAWBERRIES ripe? Your smile and words lure me. From City Market, when your Saturday girl's brunch at Mirabelles was closed. Share a pic nic or walk on the lakefront. Charles. 7728 I SPY #36 AT PEARLS ON 7 /1 0 ME: #1 9, I know I am older than you, bu t young at heart! Let's get together fo r some lig h t hearted fun. 7726 WEDNESDAY, 7 /9 , YOU YELLED "HEY beautiful lady I love your red hair." I fe lt too awkward talking to someone, yelling at me in the street. Care to pu t your money where your mouth is and ask me out? 7725

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