Rise of the Cheese

“Maybe he was lying,” said Tarry. At Zombie Rock, they met a big buff zombie.

“Who is that?!” said Tarry.

“Mwahahaha, I am the Zombie Wizard, and I know EVERYTHING about zombies.”

“Oh gee, I’m so scared,” Jerry said sarcastically.

“AAAAAI’MSCAREDTOO!” said Tarry.

“Hey, uh, Tarry?”

“Yeah?”

“I was being sarcastic.”

“Oh.”

The Zombie Wizard ran at them screaming. Jerry and Tarry jumped on to his head! “Hey, where did they go?” said the Zombie Wizard. Jerry and Tarry started to stomp around on the Zombie Wizard’s head. “Ow ow ow!” said the Zombie Wizard, and then he fell on his face!

“Hooraaaaaay!” said Jerry and Tarry. Then, they dragged the Zombie Wizard into a cave and blocked the entrance of the cave with a big boulder.

“I think that was the last time we will see a zombie!” said Jerry.

The End!

Once upon a time, a guy went to his fridge to get some cheese, but when he went to get it, it wasn’t there! Then, the guy heard someone say, “YAAAAA,” and then he was dead!

People started to wonder where the guy went after a few weeks, so one day they went into his house and found a bunch of cheese jumping around on a skeleton.

“Oh, so that’s where he went. AAAAAAAA,” and they all ran out.

They told the cops, but the cops said, “Y’all are stupid. Everyone knows that cheese can’t murder.”

The cops finally thought that it was real after they got seventeen reports of murderous cheese. The cops phoned the president of the USA and told him to ban cheese, but that just made the cheeses mad! The cheeses stole a

car and glued one hundred spikes to the front and started purposely ramming into things!

After a few years, the world was a horrible place, more horrible than Mercury. People were punished if they did not treat the cheese with respect. One day, a guy tried to eat some of the cheese people, but the cheese guy climbed out of his mouth. After many more years (4,082), a guy heard some cheese saying that their weakness was cottage cheese, but cottage cheese is so gross that the guy didn’t bother to tell anyone. A few days after that, a guy spilled some cottage cheese on a cheese person, and the cheese person melted away. “Ooh,” said the guy. A day after that, the guy told everyone that cottage cheese melts the cheese people. Nobody cared though because cottage cheese is too gross to do anything with, not even stop the cheese people.

But one day, a guy said, “I don’t care how gross cottage cheese is, I’m going to stop the cheese people.” So he did, and all the cheese people melted away! But then, the cottage cheese grew into a monster! None of the people were surprised by this because it was so gross.

“RAR!” said the monster.

“AAAAAA!” said the people.

“Ra ra ra, me scaaaaary,” said the monster.

“AAAAAA!” said the people.

“Why are we just standing around screaming? We should be running,” said one of the people, so they all ran. But the cottage cheese followed them!

The monster ate a guy, and another, and another! Then, a guy threw a pizza at the monster, and it melted away.

“Yay,” said a guy.

“OHYEAH,” said a guy.

The End!