Glimpses of Magic
“Maybe he was lying,” said Tarry. At Zombie Rock, they met a big buff zombie. “Who is that?!” said Tarry. “Mwahahaha, I am the Zombie Wizard, and I know EVERYTHING about zombies.” “Oh gee, I’m so scared,” Jerry said sarcastically. “AAAAA I’M SCARED TOO!” said Tarry. “Hey, uh, Tarry?” “Yeah?” “I was being sarcastic.” “Oh.” The Zombie Wizard ran at them screaming. Jerry and Tarry jumped on to his head! “Hey, where did they go?” said the Zombie Wizard. Jerry and Tarry started to stomp around on the Zombie Wizard’s head. “Ow ow ow!” said the Zombie Wizard, and then he fell on his face! “Hooraaaaaay!” said Jerry and Tarry. Then, they dragged the Zombie Wizard into a cave and blocked the entrance of the cave with a big boulder. “I think that was the last time we will see a zombie!” said Jerry. The End! ***
Rise of the Cheese Once upon a time, a guy went to his fridge to get some cheese, but when he went to get it, it wasn’t there! Then, the guy heard someone say, “YAAAAA,” and then he was dead! People started to wonder where the guy went after a few weeks, so one day they went into his house and found a bunch of cheese jumping around on a skeleton. “Oh, so that’s where he went. AAAAAAAA,” and they all ran out. They told the cops, but the cops said, “Y’all are stupid. Everyone knows that cheese can’t murder.” The cops finally thought that it was real after they got seventeen reports of murderous cheese. The cops phoned the president of the USA and told him to ban cheese, but that just made the cheeses mad! The cheeses stole a
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