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In a world of useless keepsakes, a priceless collection lay hidden deep in the cavernous maw of a suburban storage facility. Undisturbed by man or infant for nearly twenty years in its dusty porcelain coffin of neglect, it slept waiting to reveal it’s dark secrets. It awaited a hero. A hero of destiny, a hero smelling of over buttered popcorn, a super cheesy hero with an undying love for film. I am that hero, and these are the shocking revelations wrestled from it’s modern hieroglyphics.
ARTIFACT ANATOMY
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FILM TITLE
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FIRST HOUSE
MARRIED
MADDY BORN BIZ BORN
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2002
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DISCOVERED COLLECTION HIRED: AMERICAN CRAFTS
FIRED: AMERICAN CRAFTS STARTED MICA
CONSUMPTION BY SEASON
CONSUMPTION BY DATE
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DEC
JAN
FEB
MAR
APR
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JUN
JUL
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SEP
OCT
7
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$641.80
ACTION
OR 85.5 CLONE WARS FIGURES
ADVENTURE ANIMATED COMEDY DRAMA FAMILY FANTASY MYSTERY G
ROMANTIC COMEDY ROMANCE
PG
SCI-FI THRILLER
PG-13
AVG: $4.90 MIN: $1.00 MAX: $9.00
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