Admit One V3

THE SANDLOT HOCUS POCUS HEART & SOULS THE SECRET GARDEN JURASSIC PARK AGE OF INNOCENCE MY LIFE COOL RUNNINGS GUARDING TESS JUNGLE 2 JUNGLE IN AND OUT SPHERE LOST IN SPACE THE SIXTH SENSE FREQUENCY MISSION IMPOSSIBLE II WHAT LIES BENEATH CHARLIES ANGELS WHAT WOMEN WANT THE MUMMY RETURNS A KNIGHTS TALE ATLANTIS: THE LOST EMPIRE JURASSIC PARK 3 LORD OF THE RINGS: FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING ICE AGE LORD OF THE RINGS:FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING STAR WARS: EPISODE II - ATTACK OF THE CLONES • ADMIT ONE • SPIDER MAN STAR WARS: EPISODE II - ATTACK OF THE CLONES MINORITY REPORT SIGNS HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS X-MEN 2 PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: CURSE OF THE

In a world of useless keepsakes, a priceless collection lay hidden deep in the cavernous maw of a suburban storage facility.

Undisturbed by man or infant for nearly twenty years in its dusty porcelain coffin of neglect, it slept waiting to reveal it’s dark secrets. It awaited a hero. A hero of destiny, a hero smelling of over buttered popcorn, a super cheesy hero with an undying love for film. I am that hero, and these are the shocking revelations wrestled from it’s modern hieroglyphics.

ARTIFACT ANATOMY

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B C D

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F G

FILM TITLE

A

RATING

B C

TIME

DAY OF WEEK

D

E

COST

F G

LOCATION

CALENDAR DATE

LIFE & FILM VOLUME

BY YEAR

DAVID BORN

FIRST HOUSE

MARRIED

MADDY BORN BIZ BORN

2001

2002

1993

1994

1995

2003

2004

2005

1996

2006

1997

2007

1998

2008

1999

2000

2009

DISCOVERED COLLECTION HIRED: AMERICAN CRAFTS

FIRED: AMERICAN CRAFTS STARTED MICA

CONSUMPTION

BY SEASON

CONSUMPTION

BY DATE

6

DEC

JAN

FEB

MAR

APR

MAY

JUN

JUL

AUG

SEP

OCT

7

1

2

3

4

5

8

9

10 11 12

NOV 13 14 15 16 17 18 19

CONSUMPTION

BY DAY OF THE WEEK

CONSUMPTION

BY HOUR

SUN MON AM

12 1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10 11

PM

12 1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10 11

TUE

20 21 22 23 24 25 26

WED

THU

FRI

SAT 27 28 29 30 31

PRICE TAG

RATING DISTRIBUTION

GENRE DISTRIBUTION

$641.80

ACTION

OR 85.5 CLONE WARS FIGURES

ADVENTURE ANIMATED COMEDY DRAMA FAMILY FANTASY MYSTERY G

ROMANTIC COMEDY ROMANCE

PG

SCI-FI THRILLER

PG-13

AVG: $4.90 MIN: $1.00 MAX: $9.00

MERTON, WI PROVO, UT OREM, UT

SALT LAKE CITY, UT

LUDINGTON, MI

AMERICAN FORK, UT

FAIRFAX, VA

ANAHEIM, CA

CEDAR CITY, UT

MESA, AZ

EL PASO, TX

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LUDINGTON, MI Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest Transformers Wall-E Kung Fu Panda MERTON, WI The Tale of Despereaux Doubt OREM, UT The Three Musketeers Philadelphia The Shadow The Client The Mask The Mask Clear & Present Danger Batman Forever Apollo 13 Mission Impossible Star Trek: First Contact Romeo + Juliet Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back Special Edition Star Wars:Return of the Jedi Special Edition The Saint The Rainmaker What Dreams May Come Muppets in Space The Incredibles Lemmony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire King Kong The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.

Mission Impossible III Little Big League

PROVO, UT The Sandlot Hocus Pocus Heart & Souls The Secret Garden Jurassic Park Age of Innocence My Life Cool Runnings Guarding Tess Jungle 2 Jungle In and Out Sphere Lost in Space The Sixth Sense Frequency Mission Impossible II What Lies Beneath Charlies Angels What Women Want Star Wars: A New Hope Special Edition The Mummy Returns A Knights Tale Atlantis: The Lost Empire Jurassic Park 3 Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring Ice Age Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones Spider Man Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones Minority Report Signs Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers X-Men 2 Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl Freaky Friday

Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Cheaper by the Dozen Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Big Fish Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon Van Helsing Shrek 2 Spider Man II Star Wars: Episode III -Revenge of the Sith Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Corpse Bride Over the Hedge Cars Superman Returns The Illusionist Transformers Bourne Ultimatum Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull Hellboy II: The Golden Army Oceans 11 SALT LAKE CITY, UT Die Another Day The Dark Knight Picadilly Cowboy