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07 PATTAYA BY DAY 08 Garden of Joy 10 Reptiles Reaction @ Underwater World Pattaya 12 What’s On Pattaya

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13 4 Invention Ideas for Farangs in Thailand 14 R.E.T Real Estate Hub Thailand 16 A1 Boat Charters 17 Pattaya One Property 18 World Class Windows and Affordable Promotions @ EuroPVC Windows & Doors 20 The Ultimate Pattaya Scuba Diving Experience @ Pattaya Dive Centre 22 New Beginnings and Modern Tropical Lifestyles @ The Sands Condominiums 24 Face the Clock 25 Unique Craft Beers in the City @ Beertopia 26 The Punch & Judy Pub 27 Classy Italian Cuisine in Pattaya @ La Costa by L’Italiano 28 Creative Cuisine with Gallic Flair @ L’Auberge Pattaya 29 Pattaya Journal 30 Retox Group 31 Camera Comedy 32 Why Pay more when you can Pay Less @ Offshore Investment Brokers 33 Delicious Food, Top-Notch Resort @ Momento Beach Restaurant & Resort 34 Your Jokes

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35 PATTAYA BY NIGHT 36 The Den Pattaya 37 Pulse A-gogo 38 The Camel Toe 39 5 Best Books to Read on Holiday in Thailand 40 Club Misty’s A Go Go 41 The Dollhouse Pattaya 41 Club Electric Blue 42 5 Types of Thai Bargirl 44 Legends Pool & Sports Bar 46 Ashes Cricket & Live Sport in December @ I-Rovers Sports Bar 48 Experience Christmas and New Year @ Country Road 4 Bar 50 Windmill 51 Annabelle’s

Editor Talk Christmas and New Year is finally here! If you are here now in Pattaya during the festive season, you have picked a very exciting time to visit the City. If you are here after Christmas, in some ways it is probably a little less crowded, but nonetheless is still one of the most exciting times to be in Pattaya.

At Pattaya City Uncovered, we have a sack-full of information for your festive fun. If you are regular visitor to the city and are thinking of purchasing a property as an investment or with one eye on retirement, we would suggest you find out more about The Sands Condominiums on Pratumnak Hill. The Sands are currently on our front cover and were taken over by a new team in the past couple of months. Read our article inside to find out more details.

If you are looking for eateries to enjoy over Christmas and New Year, we would recommend the stunning French-inspired cuisine at L’Auberge on Pratumnak Hill or La Costa by L’Italiano on Pattaya Beach Road.

Momento Beach Restaurant and Resort is also another stunning restaurant you need to try.

With the Ashes Cricket and the T20 Cricket taking place over the next month or so, if you are looking for the ultimate sports pub venue to catch the matches, make sure you get over to I-Rovers Sports Pub, which is open 24-hours per day and located in Soi LK Metro.

Another great option for live sport or to party the festive period away is by visiting the friendly and welcoming Country Road 4 Bar, situated in the heart of Jomtien on Thappraya Road.

This really is the most exciting times of the year to be in Pattaya or Jomtien, so just make sure you have Pattaya City Uncovered magazine handy, so you can make the most of this unforgettable experience.

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Pattaya City Uncovered would like to take this time to say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all our readers and partners who have helped make 2017 a special one.

Let’s hope 2018 takes it to unprecedented levels.

Take Care, The Editor

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IN THIS SECTION... > Garden of Joy

> Face the Clock

> Reptiles Reaction

> Unique Craft Beers in the City @ Beertopia

@ Underwater World Pattaya

> What’s On Pattaya > 4 Invention Ideas for Farangs in Thailand

> R.E.T Real Estate Hub Thailand

> The Punch & Judy Pub > Classy Italian Cuisine in Pattaya @ La Costa by L’Italiano

> Creative Cuisine with Gallic Flair @ L’Auberge Pattaya

> A1 Boat Charters

> Pattaya Journal

> Pattaya One Property

> Retox Group

> World Class Windows and Affordable

> Camera Comedy

Promotions @ EuroPVC Windows & Doors

> The Ultimate Pattaya Scuba Diving Experience @ Pattaya Dive Centre

> New Beginnings and Modern Tropical Lifestyles @ The Sands Condominiums

> Why Pay more when you can Pay Less @ Offshore Investment Brokers

> Delicious Food, Top-Notch Resort

@ Momento Beach Restaurant & Resort

> Your Jokes

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nderwater World Pattaya is one of the most popular tourist attractions in Pattaya and is the ultimate family activity in the region. This is one of the busiest times of the year for Underwater World with the recent Father’s Day Reptile Reaction and with Christmas and New Year around the corner. Make sure you come over to Underwater World Pattaya this month to explore the aquatic delights of this world-class aquarium.

Underwater World Pattaya is famous for its stunning 105-meter-long underwater tunnel and is home to a vast collection of marine life, reptiles, amphibians, birds and much more. Come along to get up-close and personal with an exotic selection of creatures such as all manner of fish, sharks, rays, reptiles and amphibians.

Underwater World Reptile Reaction It was a great day on the 5th December at Underwater World Pattaya in celebration of Father’s Day where a great time was enjoyed by everyone. The day was themed as Reptiles Reaction and it was a great opportunity for kids and their fathers to come by Underwater World to see the reptiles up-close and personal. The activity started at 2pm and saw lots of father and children come and take photos with the vast array of reptiles at the Aquarium.

Christmas and New Year With Christmas and New Year just around the corner, if you are here on holiday with your family and friends and want to celebrate the festivities in fine style, nothing can match a trip to Underwater World Pattaya. There will be lots going on at the Aquarium over the Christmas and New Year period, so please keep in touch with their Facebook page for more details closer to the holiday period.

Exploring Underwater World With so many different zones that showcase the vast array of marine life at Underwater World, you have so many things to discover and explore. Come to see the ‘Touch Pool’ to get close to lots of different species such as rays, sharks, turtles, starfishes and more. Other popular zones include the Reef Zone, Sharks and Rays Zone, the Giants of Siam Zone and even the Otter Zone. There are also some birds at Underwater World, so with so many options, you simply can’t miss out on the fun.

Whether you want to explore the most exotic marine life in the Pattaya region or are looking for the most popular family tourist attraction in the region, which is the perfect educational experience, Underwater World Pattaya is the ultimate choice.

WE ARE OPEN: 9am to 6pm daily (last admission at 5:30pm)

FEEDING TIMES: Tunnel 1: Coral Reef Zone 10.30 am & 3.00 pm

Tunnel 3: Giant of Siam Zone 11.30 am & 3.30 pm

Tunnel 2: Shark & Ray Zone 11.00 am & 4.00 pm

‘Fish Feeding with Love’ 10.30 am & 3.00 pm

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How to find Pattaya Underwater World

BY CAR: Take Highway 3 (Sukhumvit Road) towards Pattaya and Sattahip from the BangnaTrat Expressway or the Motorway go past Pattaya South Road and you will Tesco Lotus on the right hand side. Take the next U-turn and you will arrive at Underwater World. The aquarium is located between Jomtien and Thepprasit Road, next to the Makro superstore.

UNDERWATER WORLD PATTAYA Address: 22/22 M.11, Sukhumvit Rd., Nongprue, Banglamung, Chonburi 20150 Phone: 038-756-879 Email: undermkt@hotmail.com www.underwaterworldpattaya.com

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Invention Ideas for Farangs in Thailand

ave you ever noticed how ingenious Thai people can sometimes be? If you need a new part for your car engineering in a local mechanic shop, the ideas they come up with are amazing. However, as Thailand can seem like a strange place to most Westerners who live here or come on holiday, here are some invention ideas that would make our life simpler in the Land of Smiles. #1 - Inflatable Motorbike Guiders Without bashing this country that we well and truly love, the driving here is a little bit suspect to say the least! When it comes to keeping on their own side of the road, it is an impossibility that resides in the same bracket as Stevie Wonder finishing a Rubik’s Cube. Did you ever see Stevie Wonder’s Rubik’s Cube? No? He hasn’t either!

One ingenious way to cut down on the motorbike crashes that blight driving on the roads here, is inventing what would be called ‘Inflatable Motorbike Guiders?’ Not a great marketing name I know, but bear with me on this one. If you have ever visited a ten-pin bowling alley, you will already be aware of the inflatable sausages that are used on the sides of the lanes for beginner bowlers, kids and idiots. Why don’t they devise the same idea for motorbikes? Imagine all the accidents that will be averted, or should I say rebounded!

#2 - MSG and Animal Fat Sensors If you are one of those tin-foilhat-wearing-David-Icke-types, or you are a vegetarian or do not want to consume food additives such as MSG, it can be a potential minefield tip-toeing around Thai food vendors trying to figure out what is in the food. If you ask a chef at a food vendor if their food is vegetarian, they will say ‘yes’, even if they have cooked it in fish sauce or some other animal fat product. There is no meat in their food so to them it is vegetarian.

Monosodium Glutamate, also more simply known as MSG, is a nasty food additive and flavoring that is used by some Thai chefs. Every time I get stopped at a police road block, they get out all the testing contraptions to test my urine, but wouldn’t it be great if they used the same sort of dabbing idea to sense animal fats and MSG in food? No? Just an idea! #3 - Points-Based Coupon System for Discounted Bribery Everyone loves a good promotion or bargain.

Discounted coupon systems really do bring out the cheap Charlie in all of us. I don’t know about you, but I get stopped by a Police roadblock 3 or 4 times a week and in most cases I am illegal in some way, or so they tell me. I must have helped to purchase lots of the desks and chairs in Jomtien Police station over the years and although I do not mind paying a bribe or two, they should invent a points-based coupon system or some kind of loyalty program for regulars like myself. #4 - Spirit-Level-Style Shoe Soles with Alarms If you know your Thai culture from your Thai adulterer, you will know that showing the soles of your feet in Thailand is a real no-no. Wouldn’t it be great is we invented a device like the bubble in a spirit level that triggers an alarm every time the soles of your shoes or feet are in a horizontal position? Do make sure you take them off before your exercising session in the gym or it might sound like a Tsunami evacuation warning.

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Olympus is the center of a healthy lifestyle, with saunas, a sky-gym on each building roof and five swimming pools, including one of the largest pools in Pattaya. It also features a jogging track to keep the body young and the mind sharp.

A luxury yacht charter with A1 Boat charters offers all you could imagine and more, from absolute relaxation to breathtaking adventure and treasured moments, it is the ultimate escape. Chartering a boat or yacht allows you to explore a variety of destinations while offering you all the comforts and amenities of a luxury villa. The possibilities are truly endless; however, our dedicated charter brokerage team will find out your requirements and carefully guide you through the selection process, helping you to make the final choice and negotiating the best rate for you.

From our base in Thailand we have access some of the most breathtaking waters in Asia, covering Thailand, Malaysia, Singapore, Hong Kong, Indonesia, and the Maldives.

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WORLD-CLASS WINDOWS AND AFFORDABLE PROMOTIONS

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lthough we love living and working in Thailand, sometimes we crave for the things we have become accustomed to back home. This could just be something involving food or family, or something completely different. When it comes to finding world-class uPVC windows and doors that are built to the highest international standards in the Pattaya region and right across Thailand, not many can match EuroPVC Windows and Doors.

When it comes to windows and doors, quality is of the utmost importance. And as you know, finding such exceptional quality is extremely difficult in Thailand. You pay for what you get, and nothing is truer. If you want to pay inferior prices, you will get inferior products, and that is what sets EuroPVC apart from the rest.

First established in 2006, EuroPVC is not just setting the bar for the highest quality uPVC windows and doors in the region, but IS the bar! EuroPVC are the only certified fabricator of AluplastuPVC profiles in Thailand, which gives you unbeatable quality. With all their uPVC extrusions from one of the most famous German companies in the industry,

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the pure quality is undoubted.

If you want to combat the problems of living in busy and hectic tourist hotspots such as Pattaya or Bangkok, noise pollution is always a big issue. Never be woken again by that rogue karaoke bar that blasts out the music until 2am in the morning. Replace your windows and doors with the ‘real deal’ to reduce sound, noise and also to save you money on your energy bills over a longer period.

It doesn’t matter if you are an individual villa or condo owner that is seeking quality uPVC solutions or if you are a villa or condo developer that needs to acquire top-notch uPVC windows and doors, EuroPVC can adapt to any job, big or small. They already have a host of happy customers, which happen to be some of the largest developments in Pattaya. They have provided the windows and doors for developments in the region that include: The Palm Oasis, Greenfields (4, 5 and 6) Whispering Palms, Tudor Court, The Cube (currently under construction), Town & Country Property and many more. If you have a development in Pattaya or across Thailand need the most reliable uPVC solutions, drop EuroPVC a line.

When you seek the best quality uPVC products imported from Germany, created and fitted in Pattaya, EuroPVC is the premier solution.

uPVC PROMOTION FOR PEOPLE WITH RETIREMENT VISAS If you are looking for an unbeatable offer, you really have just struck gold! If you are a retired expat living in Thailand with a 1-year visa or even if you are a working expat that also has a 1-year visa, you are eligible of this AMAZING VALUE FOR MONEY PROMOTION! EuroPVC are offering a fantastic new promotion that is up-to 2 YEARS’ INTEREST FREE CREDIT! You will have to put down 20% deposit on the price and the rest can be paid either over a 1 or 2-year period, depending on the option you take.

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EUROPVC customers and what you can expect Our fittings teams have been fully trained and with us for many years. Each team has an experienced Foreman and normally 2 to 3, fitters, all having been with us for between 4 and 10 years. The removal of your existing windows will be carried out as carefully as possible, as we respect your home and to help things run along as smoothly as possible our teams are also accompanied by a cleaning lady, we find that this makes for a far less stressful all round job and for many people alt less stressful than they first imagined it would have been.

An average 3 bedroom home will take approximately 3 to

Here is an example of the deal: We remove your old windows and doors and install 19 new ones. Our installation team also includes a cleaning lady because we know how stressful it can be for people, an average 3 bedroom houses will take us approximately 3 days and when we leave, it leaves you to just enjoy your new windows and doors.

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Deposit 20 percent - 47,080.00 THB Leaves 188,319.99 THB 23 monthly interest free payments of 8,187.00 THB

4 days to install, and then its just a simple case of walking around the job with you making sure your happy with everything so you can sign off the job as finished, leaving you to enjoy a very different looking home.

This is the first time that we have made an offer of this type available to our customers, it will be based on a first come first serve basis, so to avoid any disappointment and taking advantage of this interest free special offer, call us today to arrange your hassle free no obligation quotation and you can be improving your home and life from as little as 7900 baht a month and like the majority of our customers, you will wonder why you haven’t had them changed already.

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THE ULTIMATE PATTAYA SCUBA DIVING EXPERIENCE @ PATTAYA DIVE CENTRE

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lthough many people come to Pattaya to party and relax on the beach and do all the things you would expect from a holiday experience, did you know that Pattaya is a great place for scuba diving? Some of the best dive sites in Thailand are located in the Gulf of Thailand.

If you are already a qualified scuba diver or want to try for the first time, visiting Pattaya Dive Centre can turn your Pattaya holiday into the ultimate experience.

30-years’ experience on the local dive scene, you are in the best of hands.

Whether you are looking to partake in spot of scuba diving or fancy a stunning boat excursion out to explore the beautiful outlying islands in the Gulf, when you want to the best, you need to align yourself with the best, and that is what you get with Pattaya Dive Centre.

Discovering Scuba Diving in Pattaya

Pattaya Dive Centre is located between Soi 10 and 11 in a prime destination on Pattaya Beach Road. Known as the most reliable and reputable dive agent in the city that adheres to the highest health and safety standards, Pattaya Dive Centre is simply the best. Established and run by Dive Master David Wright, which has over

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Whether you are a first-timer to scuba diving or are already an expert and want to further your experience or just get out there to dive some wrecks and have a great time, Pattaya Dive Centre is the perfect option for you. There are so many courses that offer full PADIcertification for divers of all levels and abilities.

If you are already a skilled diver who has many years’ experience and you want to take it to the next level, you can work towards your PADI Lifetime certificate. You can also do some courses to become a PADI-certified dive instructor, which is great for those who are thinking of changing their career path.

If you are a first-time diver and want to see what it’s all about, we would suggest that you take advantage of the ‘Discover Scuba’ course options such as taking your Pattaya Dive Centre PADI Open Water Diver course.

This 3-4 day course is the simplest and most fun way to learn the basics about scuba diving. If you do not have so many days spare on holiday, maybe you can squeeze it into 2 days. If you want to try scuba diving for the first time with the safest and most reliable people in the city, Pattaya Dive Centre is the ultimate choice.

Boat Tours in Pattaya If you are not much of a scuba diver but still want to get out in the Gulf of Thailand on a boat tour to explore the outlying islands, Pattaya Dive Centre has some of the coolest and fastest vessels in the region. It doesn’t matter if you are alone, with a group of friends or even your family, as you can charter a boat tour with Pattaya Dive Centre. Book a boat tour and explore sites in the Gulf such as Samae San Islands, Koh Chuang, Koh Chan, Shark Fin Rock (HinChalam), Submarine Rock and The Hole, or even to partake in a spot of snorkeling and swimming.

Whether you are looking for the most reliable boat tours in the region or want to learn scuba for the first time, or are already a seasoned diver and want to explore the best dive spots in the Gulf, make sure you are in the reliable hands of Pattaya Dive Centre.

PATTAYA DIVE CENTRE Between Soi 10 and 11, Pattaya Beach Road Phone: +66 38 422 133 Email: info@pattayadive.com Website: www.divecentrepattaya.com Facebook: Pattaya Dive Centre

New Beginnings and Modern Tropical Lifestyles @ The Sands Condominiums

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ocated in the heart of Pratumank Hill on Soi-5 and enjoying some of the most mesmerizing sea-view condos and apartments in the Pattaya region, The Sands Condominium Development is a true haven of modern flair and breathtaking tropical living. Jutting out of the coastline like an obelisk in ancient Egypt, this colossal world-class condo development is a true paradise for those looking to buy to live or to invest in Pattaya.

This awe-inspiring project is nestled amidst the beach on Pratumnak Hill and consists of 27 floors of modern contemporary apartments and condos that offer a stylish lifestyle option in the heart for the region. Looking out across the Gulf of Siam, just footsteps from the beach, this remarkable condominium development combines a prime location with style and panache to create something unique and magical.

The Sands New Marketing Team In recent times, The Sands have welcomed their new ‘Sales & Marketing Manager’, Mr. Chris Heath, who has replaced Mr. Steven James Smith. Chris has 15 years’ experience leading the sales& marketing at Soho Properties in Bangkok and has been invited to comment and write articles for the Bangkok Post on Real Estate market and other property related issues. Chris is currently regarded as an expert in

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the Thai property market and will be the new face of the company that will introduce a new and fresh marketing and sales experience to potential buyers.

With a jaw-dropping selection of high-end luxury condos with Studio, one and two bed units, alongside some stylish penthouses that showcase the most awe-inspiring sea-views in the Pattaya region, the choice is simply phenomenal. To compliment your whole residential experience, the world-class onsite facilities at The Sands are impressive. Take advantage of the 15th-floor 368 sqm panoramic sea-view pool deck with its pool and Jacuzzi. There will be a fully-equipped fitness center, conditioning room and sauna, alongside 24hour security, 4-high-speed elevators, keycard access and much more.

The fitting of the interiors is currently still in process, but with the popularity of these apartments, you need to purchase quickly, or you will miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime. The main construction is

Sands Condominium, Pratumnak Hill Soi 5

already complete, and the handover will commence in the 2nd quarter of 2018. NOW IS THE TIME to visit their showroom, which is open daily from 10Â am to 6Â pm (Mon-Sun).

New Sales Promotion for 2018

The First 5 new buyers that place deposits & Initial payment, will receive a brand new IPHONE X. The project is 80 percent sold with completion due 2nd quarter 2018.

Buyers and agents are welcome to view our show units in the already constructed tower (agents will

receive an additional iPhone 8 or Samsung 8 for each customer purchasing a unit).

The Sands Condominiums would like to take this opportunity to inform all buyers they will be receiving a welcome pack with their unit which will include a bottle of wine from the local Silverlake Winery on project completion which is anticipated and due in the 2nd Quarter of 2018.

The Sands Condominiums Address: 362 Moo 12, Pratumnak Road, Soi 5, Nongprue, Banglamung, Chonburi, 20150, Thailand Website: www.sandspratumnak.com Phone: +66 (0) 38-250-109 Mobile: Thai +66 (0) 99 005-4294,

English +66 (0) 92 484-6262 E-mail: info@sandspratumnak.com

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Unique Craft Beers in the City @

One of the great parts about holidaying in Pattaya in modern times is the access you get to everything. If you are on holiday and simply must sample some stunning craft beers in a welcoming and friendly environment, visiting Beertopia is the ultimate choice. Whether you are looking for somewhere to sample a craft beer or are looking for wholesale options for your business, Beertopia is an establishment that really is making a name for itself in Pattaya.

Situated in a central location on Pattaya 3rd Road, you will find a friendly bar and distribution center where you can come and sample these stunning beers. These handpicked craft beers are sourced from some of the most awe-inspiring artisan breweries in the world. If you have heard of or are fond of products from breweries such as Anderson Valley, Ace California Ciders, Deshutes, Kagua, Ninksi and many more, you are in for a real treat. The choice is simply unbeatable.

All their beers are imported into the Kingdom via an uninterrupted cold-chain. If you have never heard of a coldchain before, it is a temperature controlled way of distributing beers that ensures that the quality always remains at its optimal point at all times of the delivery and importing process.

Alongside their breathtaking selection of craft beers, Beertopia has many other products that can benefit businesses in the food and beverage industry for retail or wholesale. If you have a bar establishment in the city and want to offer top-notch craft beers to your patrons, get down to Beertopia to talk to their knowledgeable team of experts who will give you the best impartial advice.

With high service standards, whether you are looking to sample craft beer or want to open a large corporate account, Beertopia operates to the highest level simaginable in the most friendly and professional manner.

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Classy Italian Cuisine in Pattaya @

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t only makes sense to treat ourselves when on holiday in Pattaya, and if you want to experience the finest Italian cuisine in the city, not many can live in the same league as La Costa by L’Italiano. Situated in a prime location in the heart of Pattaya Beach Road, La Costa has a reputation for not only the most stunning cuisine, but also for being the perfect place to enjoy sea and sunset views and partake in a spot of people watching.

When it comes to extraordinary culinary delights, La Costa is making a great name for itself in Pattaya.

Located in the grounds of the Empress Hotel, which you can enter via Soi 12, the eatery is just walking distance from Royal Garden Plaza and Mike’s Shopping Mall, which is perfect for holidaymakers. Whether you want to sample some of the finest Italian cuisine in the city or even get a delivery to your home or hotel, La Costa by L’Italiano is the way forward.

to 11pm, so it’s the perfect place for a late breakfast, lunch, dinner or a romantic evening meal.

If you want La Costa food delivered to your home or hotel in the city, you can order directly via DOOR TO DOOR and FOODPANDA, so don’t delay and find out what all the fuss is about.

Top-Notch Italian Cuisine Italian cuisine is known for its gutsy and earthy flavors that are homely, rich and delicious. La Costa’s menu offers lots of choice with their amazing authentic thin-crust Italianstyle pizzas, delicious pasta specialties, sumptuous seafood options, rich and tasty imported coffees and some of the finest wines from around thee world, all within a location that offers lovely sea-views of Pattaya Beach Road. It just doesn’t get any better!

There are also some Western specialties on the menu such as imported steaks and other main course dishes and a choice of either Italian or Thai seafood delicacies. With over 100 wines from the best wine-making regions in the world, you can wash down the stunning food in fine style at La Costa. The restaurant is open from 11am

La Costa by L’Italiano Address info: Pattaya Beach Road Soi 12, located in the Empress Hotel, next to Mike’s Shopping Mall Phone: 081 723 8607 Facebook: LitalianoPattaya Website: www.ristoranteitalianopattaya.com

Creative Cuisine with Gallic Flair @ L’Auberge Pattaya

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rench cuisine is known as some of the most stunning and has influenced finedinging restaurants and some of the most famous chefs in the world. When you need to get your French cuisine fix in Pattaya, L’Auberge on Pratumnak is the ultimate French dining experience and should be the first place you visit when you want to sample some fo the most creative and inspiring food in the region.

When you want to sample the finest French cuisines dishes in the city such as foie gras, veal kidney, veal liver, scallops, escargots, couscous and much more, alongside some of the best French wines imaginable, L’Auberge is breathtakingly special.

THE L’AUBERGE SUNDAY CHEESE BUFFET WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE ON DECEMBER 24 or 31 BUT WILL COMMENCE ON JANUARY 7 2018 They awe-inspiring head-chef is always creating something new and delicious such as the already-popular Foie Gras Ice Cream and a unique take on a hamburger that uses hash browns in replacement of the buns and beef fillet to replace the minced beef patties. His flair and passion for food ensures you will always find something unique at L’Auberge to compliment their classic French cuisine options.

Christmas Menu @ L’Auberge Make sure you come over to L’Auberge over Christmas to sample their mouth-watering festive menu. Here is a sample of the Christmas Menu for ONLY 1990 baht (book in advance) • • • • • • • • •

Sparkling wine & gingerbread liquor Trio de foie gras, St Jacques (scallop) Apple sherbet / Calvados Veal fillet with Morel cream Potatoes gratin, Carrot flan Duxelles of Paris mushrooms French Cheeses trolley Lava cake, Swiss Chocolate black extra 80% Nougatine & caramel mousse

L’Auberge is open two times per day with lunch from 11:30am to 2pm and 5pm to 10pm. During the lunch period every day, you can come and BUY 1 MAIN COURSE DISH AND GET 1 FREE. If you mention Pattaya City Uncovered, you will also get a free dessert, so don’t forget to mention our name. Make sure you keep in touch with the L’Auberge Facebook page (details below) to get the lowdown on what is happening at the restaurant.

Whether you are looking for classic French cuisine, something a little bit creative or want to sample an amazing Christmas Lunch, L’Auberge is the most talked-about French restaurant in Pattaya City.

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hether you are looking for a cool and affordable place to stay in Pattaya or want to find yourself a unique dining experience that is a little bit different, Momento Beach Resort & Restaurant is the perfect find. With top-notch European and Thai style cuisine in a relaxing and elegant setting, and with some of the most modern and value for money accommodation options, Momento is an inspired choice.

If you are looking for an oasis of quality food and relaxation in Pattaya, Momento is located in private grounds just off Soi 8 of Therpprasit Road and merges a top-quality restaurant with a resort feel that offers a great choice of hotel-style apartment accommodation and even some pool-side bungalows. Whether you are looking for a modern and affordable room or delicious food, this is the place to visit.

Mouth-Watering Momento Restaurant With an elegant indoor dining area and an outside dining terrace next to the resort’s swimming pool, which is beautifully lit up at night, the restaurant has a fantastic atmosphere that is welcoming and unpretentious. Come along to sample their stunning Western-style cuisine that is inspired by the French and Swiss roots of the owners. The Thai food menu is also a little bit special and has a great reputation.

The restaurant is open from 9am to 11pm (10am on weekends) and offers lots of snacks, continental breakfasts, imported steaks, pizzas, amazing burgers, sandwiches and a vast selection of stunning main course dishes. We would recommend the gut-busting kebab skewers.

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Mesmerizing Momento Resort The choice of affordable accommodation at Momento includes some beautiful wooden Thai-style bungalows that sit at poolside and a great selection of modern apartment-style hotel rooms that overlook the pool. All the options come equipped with double beds, TVs with cable channels, air-conditioning, safe deposit boxes, mini-bar, private bathrooms and Wi-Fi internet.

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Snowballs How do you know Arnold Schwarzenegger is waiting in line with you on Black Friday?

He Jingles All The Way. On Christmas morning, a police on horseback had stop for a while. A kid was beside him and the police said “Did Santa give you that bicycle.” The kid said yes. Then the police man said “Next time tell Santa to put a taillight on it.” He gave the kid a ticket fined $20. Before the police left, the kid asked “Did Santa give you the horse?” The police, joking,

Why did the Blonde go to the Apple Store?

She wanted a Big Mac meal

said yes. Then the kid said “Next time, tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, not on top.”

Why did the Grinch go to the liquor store? He was looking for the holiday spirit.

What do you call a brothel in the North Pole?

A workshop

What’s the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stopped at 3 ho’s.

Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time? Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.

How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?

Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down!

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5 Best Books TO READ ON HOLIDAY IN THAILAND

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e live in a world of digital everything.

Long gone are the days of having solid objects in your hand that are not made from computer code.

Although in lots of cases, magazines and newspapers have been replaced by digital alternatives, the e-book revolution seems to be collapsing. 2016 saw more physical books being bought by consumers than in the past decade.

With e-book sales down, now is the perfect time to purchase yourself a book about Thailand to read during your holiday. #1 - Private Dancer by Stephan Leather Quite possibly the ultimate Thailand book to read if you are visiting the Kingdom, or especially Pattaya, for a holiday of hedonistic fun to meet female companions of the night. That was quite a polite way to put it! This book is fiction, but it is a story that has happened to Western men thousands of times over and is timeless in essence. If you want to know the trials and tribulations of a Western man in a relationship with a Thai go-go-dancer/sex worker, this book is a well of useful information.

Although the outcome of the story might be a little extreme, it only goes to show that you need to learn more about Thai culture before you jump into a long-term relationship with a local prostitute. #2 - Thailand Confidential (nonfiction) by Jerry Hopkins If you want the complete lowdown of visiting or living in Thailand, this book is a true masterpiece. Thailand Confidential is a non-fiction book

by Jerry Hopkins, who has lived in Thailand for over a decade and passes on his narration of what to do and not to do when in Thailand. The book is extremely funny with Hopkins quick-wit.

If you want to travel across

Thailand or want to live here in the future, this book is essential reading. #3 - A Geek in Thailand by Jody Houlton Although most of the non-fiction books written about Thailand are for and from the perspective of an older male visiting the Kingdom, A Geek in Thailand by Jody Houlton is written from the perspective of a younger person who lives here. This light-hearted take on Thailand is a great guide for travelers and expats in their 20s and 30s and is quite a unique book of this kind. With lots of short stories and an exploration in Thai culture and Buddhist beliefs, if you want a fun and friendly book that is also educational, this is the one for you. #4 - Bangkok 8 by John Burdett Although the above books are more like guides to living and travelling in Thailand (even Private Dancer), Bangkok 8 by John Burdett is more akin to a crime thriller that is set on the streets of Bangkok. Extremely dark, but also hilarious in spots, this thriller is razor-sharp and follows a story of murder and betrayal. If you are a fan of murdermystery books, this one will be right up your avenue. #5 - Bangkok Bob and the Missing Mormon by Stephan Leather Stephan Leather wrote Private Dancer and is one of the most famous Englishspeaking authors that centers most of his books around Thailand, and most notably Bangkok. Bangkok Bob and the Missing Mormon is another very popular fiction novel that follows long-term Bangkok expat and former New Orleans cop, Bob Turtledove on his quest to track down a fellow American who has been reported missing in Thailand. The story finds Bob in dangerous situations with Russian gangsters and hired killers in his pursuit for the truth. If you like crime thrillers and are travelling through Thailand this is a fantastic book to accompany your holiday.

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hey say you can categorize human beings into only 16 personality types. That seems like only a handful of different types for almost 7 billion people. Although the projected figure of bargirls/ sex workers in Thailand is supposedly close to half a million, there are 5 different types of bargirl. That basically means there is more diversity in the variety of bargirls than in human civilization. If you are prowling the bars of Pattaya for the first time, or need a pointer in the right direction, here are the 5 varieties of bargirl you will encounter on a night out and how to handle them.

1: The Agogo Superstar The Agogo Bar Superstar is a special breed of bargirl that is attracted to shiny things like a magpie, but has the Gaul and cunning of a fox. Usually frequenting high-end go-go bars in places such as Walking Street Pattaya, these sublime beauties slither around the poles and dancefloors and are revered with superstar status amongst the bar-mongering fraternity and need to be treated like a cross between Princess Di and Elizabeth Taylor. They can cost you 1,000 THB in bar fines and 3 or 4 times that amount for a shorttime appearance, but c’mon, they are superstars, so what did you expect?

2: Short-Time Beer Bar Girl The Short-Time Beer Bar girl usually lurks in the dark alleyways and bars of Soi 6 in Pattaya and is a master at plying her trade. She is like the production line of bar girls, knocking out jaded customers one after the other. With the stamina of a marathon runner and the skills of a brain surgeon, when you want a guaranteed 20-minutes of unbridled heat and then want to go about your everyday business, this girl is the perfect catch for you… well, for a short time anyway!

3: Lovely Long-Time GFExperience Bar Girl Did you think it was possible for a bargirl to be clingy?

If you said ‘yes’, you are probably a handsome guy in your 20s or 30s who has to kick girls out of the bed every day of the week. For the everyday bar-mongerer in his 40s, 50s and 60s,, when we want to feel special, we find a lovely longtime bargirl in a beer bar. Longtime girls want to come and stay with you for your entire holiday.

They are perfect if you want to some companionship to visit Koh Chang or another island, but you must be weary when they place their toothbrush next to yours in YOUR bathroom. Long-time girls are great, for a short time that is!

4: Porn Star Experience Bar Girl If you want to the full porn-star experience that will leave you with a ruptured spleen or a cracked pelvis, you must have just gotten divorced.

The lesser spotted porn-star bargirl can be difficult to track down, but when you have one, she will pin you to the bed like a pneumatic drill. You will only know you have captured a porn-star type when they start to take out tools from their handbags before a session, so you have been warned.

5: The Long-Time Bar Girl Player Your new Thai bar girl is ‘different’, right?

You have been with her for a lengthy two weeks and she never asked you for money outside of buying some cockroaches from the local fried insect vendor. This girl might not ask for anything during your entire holiday, but you better believe she is playing what we refer to as the ‘long-game’. At some point in the not-too-distant-future and without almost any warning, you can bet your bottom dollar that the family buffalo in village get sick or papa fall out of a tree and needs his hospital bills paying. Please do remember though, she is ‘different!’ and not about money at all!

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lthough it is always a big month in Pattaya in December with Christmas and New Year just around the corner, if you are a fan of cricket and live sport, you are in for a real treat. If you want to keep in touch with every bouncer and stumping in the Ashes Test series or the T20 Big Bash while you are on holiday in Pattaya, make sure you get down to the ultimate establishment for cricket and live sport in Pattaya at the I-Rovers Sports Bar. Located in the quiet corner of Soi LK Metro just off SoiBuakhao, I-Rovers is the ultimate place to catch all live sporting events from across the globe in a warm and friendly sports pub atmosphere. With lots of flatscreen TVs that showcase all live sporting events in full English-speaking commentary, a delicious and affordable food menu, a great choice of draught beers and open 24-hours per day, when you need your sports pub fix on your Pattaya holiday, there is nowhere better.

Ashes Test Cricket and T20 in December If you are a fan of cricket, then you absolutely need options to keep in touch with the cricket world in December and January. The ultimate cricket rivalry between Australia and England will play out in the next couple of months with the Ashes Test series in Australia. Do not miss a single six, four or sledging insult by catching all the tests at I-Rovers.

One of the most exciting cricket tournaments in the world, the T20 Big Bash, will be getting underway from the 19th December and promises once again to be lots of fun for cricket fans of all ages. I-Rovers will be the ultimate venue for your T20 fun,

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and with all the games live and lots of great food and drinks specials every day, make sure you do not miss out on the party.

Whether you are looking to keep in touch with the ongoing English Premier League football season, want to watch the Ashes or T20 cricket, or simply want to find a venue with affordable food and quality drink, I-Rovers Sports Bar is true paradise for the sports connoisseur.

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t really is an exciting time of the year to be in Pattaya on holiday and with so much going on, it is important to find yourself a bar that will be your home away from home during the festive period, and that is exactly what you have with the Country Road 4 Bar in Jomtien. If you are looking for friendly faces, lots of fun and excitement over the holiday period, you have just struck gold with Country Road 4.

Open 24-hours per day/night, and located just 200 meters from Jomtien Beach, Country Road 4 Bar is right in the heart of the action to lubricate the wheels of fun on holiday in the city. The bar is situated in the main stretch of bars on Thappraya Road and will be the perfect place to spend your Christmas and New Year with likeminded souls just 1-minute walk from Jomtien beach.

PARTY LIKE IT’S 2019 Whether you are looking for somewhere to have a

few drinks over Christmas or looking for somewhere to see in 2019 in fine style, Country Road 4 Bar is the perfect choice. The bar was taken over by new owners a few months agoand they have completely refurbished the bar area and even refurbished the pool table. With a very new and sparkling interior and lots of hostess girls on hand that will help you to unwind and have a great time, Country Road 4 is the perfect venue for those who want an exciting time during their holiday.

With lots of cocktails, imported beers, wines, Prosecco and spirits, a quality food menu and a friendly atmosphere, make sure you get over to Country Road 4 to see in the New year.

ULTIMATE SPORTS BAR EXPERIENCE If you want to keep in touch with the live sporting world during your holiday in Jomtien, or enjoy playing pool, Country Road 4 Bar is the ultimate sports pub experience. With 6 x 55-inch flat-screen

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TVs, you can keep in touch with the ongoing English Premier League Season or even keep in touch with the ongoing Ashes Cricket series. If you love live sport, make Country Road 4 the perfect place to keep in touch with the sporting world in December and January.

If you like to play pool, Country Road 4 has some awesome options for you. It doesn’t matter if you are alone or with friends, there will always be someone at Country Road 4 to give you a game of pool. As we mentioned above, the pool tables at Country Road 4 have recently been refurbished.

They have 3x 9ft Brunswick Pool Tables and 3x 8ft tables that were recently fitted with brand-new Simonis cloths. There are some dart boards and digitalized scoring systems for when you are too drunk to count. Even if you are by yourself and want to play darts or pool, there will always be someone on hand to have a game.

AFFORDABLE ACCOMMODATION IN JOMTIEN Country Road 4 Bar have some amazingly affordable rooms in their guesthouse upstairs and with a location that is so close to Jomtien Beach, it is the ideal central location in Jomtien. There are 11 rooms in total, all of which have double beds, bathrooms, TVS, minibars, aircon and more. With rooms that start from as little as 500 THB per night, all in a prime holiday location, you simply can’t go wrong.

Whether you are looking for a bar that will be home away from home while you are on holiday, want to keep in touch with the live sporting world, want to play a few games of pool or are looking for a place to enjoy Christmas and New Year, Country Road 4 Bar is an inspired choice.

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