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HEALTH and safety officer wakes neighbours up with screams
Paul Alsopp, the health and safety officer at Leeds College of Art takes his job very seriously, and has a vast amount of knowledge on the area. If you’re ever wondering how to climb a ladder correctly, just ask Paul and he will fill you with knowledge. It seems things are taking a turn for the worst in the world of Paul at the moment if the accusations are indeed true. Neighbours of Paul Alsopp rang police last week in
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the early hours of the night unable to sleep and complaining of disturbances and loud noises next door. We reached the individuals who would like to remain confidential for comment, “We couldn’t sleep at night. It was about 4am, Paul takes his job very seriously and he’s a great and friendly guy. This was out of his nature though and we just couldn’t take it anymore. We couldn’t make
out what was being screamed at first but then it kept getting louder and louder... It sounded like we were hearing screams of “PAT Test”, repeatedly.” Make sure your laptops and electric appliances are all PAT Tested by Paul himself, we don’t want any more cases like this.
"IT KEPT GETTING LOUDER AND LOUDER. . . IT SOUNDED LIKE WE WERE HEARING SCREAMS OF ''PAT TEST'', REPEATEDLY"
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LCA alumni gives child the middle name of "//"
A recent graduate of Graphic Design has recently had great news; Mitch became the proud father of healthy baby girl on 28th August 2012. The baby girl has been named Sianne // Williams. Odd middle name indeed, we at BAGD do indeed love a “//”, but it seems Mitch loved the double stroke a little too much. “I called her Sianne, because I like the name and it also is said (and sounds) just like cyan. CMYK, get it! Also I just
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thought when her full Let us know what name is written out you think, dear as Sianne // Williams reader. it would look cool. I can’t get enough of a //. Even when I urinate, I urinate a double stroke.” We at GRFX NWS didn’t really know what to think of this news unfolding, is it a cool name to give your child? Is it wise to give your child a name that will get him/her probably bullied? What would you name your child?
"Even when I urinate, I urinate a double stroke"
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LEEDS MET STUDENTS EARN UNANIMOUS PRAISE
Creative students at Leeds Metropolitan University (that rusty building down the road) have been earning praise from around Leeds, even councillor Steven Sykes on the excellent progress they’ve been making. The amount of work shown at last years end of year show was almost twice as good and twice as much in quantity as the year before. It’s a great development for Leeds Met; a lot of the speculation on
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this sudden upsurge has been attributed to the students attending university a staggering two times a week, double of the attendance before. “It was tough at first, real tough. Being in Uni for 9:30 was really hard, I mean, I’m not even sure if graphic design is what I want to do when I graduate so this was pretty tough to motivate myself for at first. It’s kind of been worth it now though I guess, two days a week has been pretty intense.”
Leeds staff are ecstatic, “They’re doing so well, at first we had to tempt them a little bit. We gave lollies and badges to people that turned up more than once a week, but now we don’t have to even do that anymore. They’re doing great. I’m so proud of them.” Please join us in a round of applause and a huge pat on the proverbial back for the excellent progress Leeds Met are making.
"WE GAVE LOLLIES AND BADGES TO PEOPLE THAT TURNED UP MORE THAN ONCE A WEEK, BUT NOW WE DON'T HAVE TO"
signed e d d n an writte by aq musht s a b ab