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December 23, 2009 January 5, 2010 Vol. 10 • Issue 11

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Oh deer...

Toledo’s beloved home Great article on the Casey Pomeroy House (“Yesterday once more” December 9-22, 2009). Nice to read about how the home was restored and preserved.

Nigel Ravenscroft

Five stars for five guys Five guys... awesome burgers (“Give me five, guys” December 9-22, 2009). It really is an experience. Peanuts while you wait, and the cheeseburger I ordered had five pieces of cheese! That’s a regular cheeseburger. If you are anywhere near it’s worth the stop!

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YESTERDAY ONCE MORE SANTA STORIES SO LONG, FAREWELL, AUF WEIDERSHEN, GOODBYE DAVE CARPENTER (CD RELASE PARTY)

I am horrified to hear that there is a plan in the making to murder hundreds of deer that travel through Ottawa Hills during the hunting season. The myth is that there is an over population of deer.

There isn’t. The reason why humans come into contact with more deer is because the humans have not taken into account the other animals that live in the areas that humans have invaded.

We constantly encroach upon the deer’s habitat without wondering where the deer are going to find their food source, where they are going to mate and where they are going to give birth. Also, the only time humans find an increase in the deer population in residential areas is when hunting season occurs. The deer flock to areas where they know they are going to be safe from getting killed. This is a yearly occurrence. The number of deer in the area should not be a surprise at this time of year.

Please have patience until the hunting season is over. So what if they eat your flowers? They are trying to do what you and I do on an everyday basis — SURVIVE! Please respect other life.

Humans are not more important than deer.

Catherine Buchanan Toledo

The New Year is a great time to start over; resolve to make a change in our habits. But, sometimes, we wish others would do the same. Here are some resolutions we wish others would make.

Publisher/Editor in Chief

Collette Jacobs (cjacobs@toledocitypaper.com)

THAT THE CITY OF TOLEDO WOULD RECOGNIZE ITS POTENTIAL

Co-publisher/Chief Financial Officer Mark I. Jacobs (mjacobs@toledocitypaper.com)

THAT SARAH PALIN WOULD RESOLVE TO BREATHE LESS AIR

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THAT PEOPLE WOULD EAT LESS FAST FOOD

Contributing Arts & Entertainment Editor: Jason Webber (jwebber@toledocitypaper.com)

I HOPE MAYOR BELL KEEPS HIS PUBLICLY STATED PLEDGE TO MAINTAIN A TRULY TRANSPARENT ADMINISTRATION Metro Music Coordinator: Emily Rippe (erippe@toledocitypaper.com)

THAT EVERYONE WOULD CELEBRATE “HUG AN EMILY WEEK” Calendar: Nathan Mattimoe (calendar@toledocitypaper.com)

GOVERNMENT NEEDS TO RESOLVE TO STOP THE CURRENT HAND-OUT TO THE MONOPOLIZING INSURANCE COMPANIES. THE SONS OF BITCHES. Video/Web Coordinator: Dylan Wise

THAT BOB DYLAN STOP MAKING MUSIC. Editorial Intern: Ryan Bort Contributing Writers: Johnny Hildo, Clara Engel, Sue Lovett, Scott M. Recker, Sophia Owens, Dennis Oblander

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THAT ANDREW (SPAHR) BURN HIS YELLOW PANTS Graphic Design: Erin Kanary (adsin@toledocitypaper.com)

THAT CHRISTIAN BALE STOPS WEARING SHIRTS Amanda Holman (amanda@toledocitypaper.com)

THAT TCP STAFFERS CLEAN OUT THE COMMUNITY FRIDGE ON A REGULAR BASIS Production Coordinator: Danielle Suffron (danielle@toledocitypaper.com)

Heartfelt thanks The committee for the annual Holiday with Heart Charity Gayla wants to say THANK YOU for the great article (November 25-December 8, 2009, “Heartwarming holiday”) you printed prior to our event on December 5th at The Toledo Club.

The Toledo City Paper was the only mainstream outlet that gave this charity event any advance coverage. Two e-mails, a phone call and a press release sent to another publication went ignored.

The event was a great success as we raised funds for the HIV Family Center at the University of Toledo and amFAR with over 150 members of the gay and lesbian community in attendance.

Once again we salute the Toledo City Paper for your support of the gay and lesbian community here in Toledo. Your staff is first rate, cutting edge, and in touch with area happenings in Toledo.

Rick Cornett

Holiday With Heart Committee member

THAT ANDREW (SPAHR) WOULD WEAR HIS YELLOW PANTS MORE OFTEN

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TO READ THE BOOK “THE SECRET” BY RHONDA BYRNE... MASTERFUL INSIGHT TO LEADING A SUCCESSFUL LIFE Account Executives: Andrew Spahr (andrew@toledocitypaper.com)

THAT TOLEDO WOULD GET SERIOUS ABOUT ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT AND RECOUP MONEY WASTED ON THE MARINA DISTRICT Sharon Kornowa (sharon@toledocitypaper.com)

THAT EVERYONE WOULD REVIVE THE ART OF CONVERSATION Nathan Schank (nate@toledocitypaper.com)

THAT OTHERS WOULD DO UNTO OTHERS AS THEY WOULD HAVE DONE TO THEM Natasha West (natasha@toledocitypaper.com)

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‘Tis the season to be tacky

Stevie Grand-Lubell Fine Photographer

Picture perfect Stevie Grand-Lubell sees the world a little differently. Her amazing panoramic photos focus on the interesting relationship between light and shadow and landscapes. Using a manual Widelux camera which spins as it takes the photo, Stevie is able to capture 180° of landscape.

Years ago, Stevie’s process was completely manual, but with recent advancements in this art form, her process has changed. She now digitally scans developed negatives into her computer for editing. There is a part of the manual process that she misses though: “There is something about the magic of the darkroom that will never be the same as digital.”

Her inspiration comes to her on a spur of the moment basis, so she carries her camera with her everywhere and snaps photos when the mood strikes her.

Stevie uses her eye for fine photography and translates that into her work for Grand Lubell Photography in wedding, senior, or special occasion portraits. For Stevie, this area of her work has personality, and the same artistic touch.

Grand Lubell is also the originator of Photobooth Live, which allows people to see instantaneous photos projected on a wall while they’re being taken. Partygoers can then head online and download all the photos for free. These booths have now been shipped all across the United States, keeping people smiling across the nation.

For more information, visit www.grandlubell.com.

With the excessive amount of holiday decorations available, it’s no wonder that the “most wonderful time of the year” can also seem like the tackiest. With Ta c k y L i g h t To u r. com, families can shed all shame and revel in the delight of Christmas decorations. The online guide allows users to search by zip code for “over-the-top” residential displays in their community. Registration on the site is free, with features like photos, directions, and rating. The Toledo area is home to a few of the 15 decorated Ohio homes featured on the website. Visit them while they’re still shining bright!

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Presents for pets

SylvaniaVET is doing its part to help animal shelters that are struggling this holi-

day season. With budget cutbacks and the declining economy, many of these shelters are having difficulty providing for animals before they find their permanent home.

“Presents for Pets” is SylvaniaVET’s drive to collect pet food, toys, treats, bedding, collars, leashes, cleaning supplies and other pet supplies.

Also be on the look out for their calendar featuring local pets in each month. Only $15 for 13 months of adorable animals.

All the proceeds benefit their Memorial Fo u n d a t i o n that helps injured and sick dogs in your community.

Donations can be dropped off at SylvaniaVET until Wednesday, December 30.

4801 Holland-Sylvania Road. 419-885-4421. www.sylvaniavet.com —DW

—DW

E-Merging into traffic

Who says green cars have to be boring? Certainly not the folks over at Tomberlin Electric Vehicles. Their interesting designs have us rethinking how to get around our fair city. And the new class of E-Merge vehicles are street legal and perfect for those trips around the neighborhood.

Kent Keplinger, the E-Merge wiz at Brown Automotive says, “These vehicles are just the start.” At first glance, these cars look like a traditional golf cart.

A closer look reveals headlights, windshield wipers, seat belts for both driver and passenger, turn signals, and even an on board digital charger, speedometer and lockable trunk. Run completely on electricity, Keplinger says, “These are for people who are sick of paying for gas for those little trips around town.”

The vehicles, which travel up to 30 miles per hour, come in several different models. Brown Automotive is one of the only sellers of these vehicles in the area. The model is ideal for community travel and for larger organizations that require a vehicle to travel throughout their campus.

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E-Merge vehicles travel up to 30mph on electricity.

Keplinger explains that some Toledo area residents are even shipping their E-Merge to their “winter” homes in Florida or to their cottages across the nation. Some even use theirs while traveling around Put-in-Bay. For more information, contact Brown Automotive Group, 5625 West Central Ave. 419-536-6200.

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Extreme Makeover— Downtown edition

Manchester Roofing restores Toledo’s historic buildings by Clara Engel An old Girl Scout adage advises, “Make new friends, but keep the old.”

Scott Kozak, owner of family-owned Manchester Roofing, is applying this admirable concept to his professional life, working to restore Toledo’s historic buildings to its former splendor.

“It’s nice to see a historic building being renovated instead of being torn down,” he says. “I think that by preserving and updating these old buildings, we are celebrating our history while still looking towards the future and the possibilities there are for Toledo.”

Kozak began Manchester Roofing nearly 30 years ago, feeling the bite of the entrepreneurial bug after spending several years working for a general contractor. “In the beginning we were doing residential and small commercial roofing jobs and now we focus on large commercial and industrial projects,” says Kozak. The Hannon’s Block building, at Monroe Street and Erie Street, is Manchester Roofing’s first Downtown renovation project, having started in March 2008. “We were interested ... because it’s

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The Hannon’s Block building (left) and the Courthouse Block building (right) have been beautifully renovated by Manchester Roofing. a great location. It needed a roof, so we figured we might as well take on the challenge ourselves.”

A second makeover Kozak and his team also began reconstruction work on the collapsed roof of the Courthouse Block building at the corner of Adams and Erie streets in July 2008, completely rebuilding the roof structure and installing a special white thermoplastic membrane as insulation.

Working from the top of the building down, Kozak has also cleaned out and removed the old interior walls and ancient mechanical systems, including the plumbing, heating, and electricity. The building’s front façade has been completely removed and replaced, giving it an updated modern look, and Toledo Mirror was commissioned to install all new storefront glass display windows.

On December 15, Mayor Finkbeiner and the Department of Development announced that the building is receiving a facade grant. While the grant certainly helps curtail some of the expenses, Kozak explains that the facade is just one part of the renovation, which “is really a project.”

Kozak says he is interested in supporting the local economy and bringing new businesses into the older buildings Downtown. “I see [Toledo] continuing to improve as more people come Downtown to live and work.”

He says one of the best things about the projects is working with his team.

“What I personally find most special is that it’s been an opportunity for me to work with my family,” says Kozak. “My sons have worked on everything from the cleanout to re-roofing, and my daugh-

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ter handles the commercial leasing.” In such a tough economy, it’s been a positive way to keep his family and workers involved in work that benefits the community.

“I definitely think it is a time for growth and change Downtown, and as someone who grew up here, I like to contribute to that.”

Regarding possible future Downtown renovations, Kozak says he’s taking it one project at a time, but working on these buildings has been a great thing. “It has kept our employees working instead of being laid off, and I do hope that we bring some new businesses Downtown to help the economy and create jobs.”

Manchester Roofing, Inc. is located at 5050 Bennett Road. 419-269-1415.

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That was the year that was Aught Nine re-whined by Johnny Hildo

Let’s face it, peeples. We’ll all be glad to ring out that bad, ol’ naughty Twenty Aught Nine. What ever lies ahead, it’s gotta be better than this.

Make yer list and check it thrice, this was one three sixty five that wasn’t very nice.

Want proof?

Desperate times call for desperate people, and the Fink spent most of Oh Nine desperate to reclaim his shattered legacy. Lots of blame to go around. Carty Gets Results was long forgotten, unless the results you’re after float belly up.

Has LARRY DILLIN paid for the Marina District yet?

What’s up with that?

Take this job and shovel it Oh Nine stumbled in on the heels of news that the Finkledink Administration was unaware that Toledo had suffered skyrocketing local layoffs and unemployment. Whazza, we’re having troubles collecting income taxes from Toledoans with no income?

Eight or nine millions in deficit later, the Finkledinkers rewrote the old maxim of electoral politics, proving themselves too stoopid to remember it’s the economy. Stupid. As in tailspin.

The catch phrase du jour was “shovel ready,” as in projects worthy of the millions and millions of free money being doled out by Uncle Barack. The Finkledonks frantically queued at the trough, applying for most of the nation’s allotment of funds. Seems they sometimes forget to charge back grant monies out of the general fund, leaving a phantom spending hole, but never mind all that.

The Feds want shovel ready? We gave ‘em shovel ready.

Yep, lots of shoveling to go around.

Much of it needed to muck out the doo doo seeping down from the 22nd Floor, where Hizzoner’s head henchmen lurk.

Keep shoveling friends. We’ll need the experience when we have to throw dirt on the smoldering remains of the Finkledinky flameout.

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Der Finkenheimer blamed Council for refusing to address the deficit, then blocked every attempt they made to do just that. Battling memos flew, as citizen confidence fell. The attempt to recall Der Fink was doomed by incompetence, and even the eventual announcement that Carty wouldn’t seek a fourth term gave little relief.

The race to replace the Finkly face was at least good for comic relief, with Jim Moody pretending to reside in Toledo, D. Michael Collins working mightily to keep from strangling his opponents, Opal Covey pretending to be a prophetess, and Ben Konop pretending to be a grown up.

Seriously, though, good bye Carty.

What ever else can be said about ya, we are convinced you’re a doddering self absorbed nutcase. But you’re our nutcase, for what ever that’s worth.

The long view So adios, double zero niner. Oh ten, indeed.

Forget the millions in deficit Fink’s silliness has saddled T-Town with. Downtown is on the rebound, the auto industry is on a slow but steady comeback, and the potential in renewable energy continues to bear fruit.

Our schools are improving and our U of T is a jewel of research and intellectual ferment.

Economic development folks have begun working together, in spite of complete lack of direction from the City, and the future looks bright.

12 DAYS from December 23 to the Bell swearing in.

Yes, we’re counting.

Police layoffs, garbage tax, double taxation, all were on the Finkly table.

The Finkledinks kept shoveling, and the City kept sinking.

The national recession was a minor blip compared to the spiral Frogopolis was caught in. But Carty let us all know who was to blame for the City’s budgetary woes. It was that gutless, spineless, wishy washy set of Casper Milquetoasts called Toledo City Council.

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It’s time to awake from the doldrums of self loathing brought on by a sveer case of Fink fatigue. Forget the YMCA, the dog warden, and the complete nuttiness passed off as local leadership. Take a trip around town and revel in the holiday cheer, bid the nastiness adieu, and turn a fresh face to yon horizon. Preferably not the one with the Road to Nowhere.

Look at the bright side, folks. We have nowhere to go but up.

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STARRY NIGHT CELEBRATE THE NEW YEAR

In this special issue, TCP bids adieu to 2009 and welcomes 2010 with our annual New Year’s guide.

Within these pages you’ll find the hippest midnight happenings and celebrations so you can ring in the New Year with style.So, raise your glass and help us welcome 2010! In the words of Mr. Sinatra, “the best is yet to come.”

New Year’s Eve Happenings THE ATTIC ON ADAMS

The Attic’s NYE House Party Party with all your favorite neighborhood friends at the Attic’s house party. Features free appetizers and champagne toast at midnight. Free. 9 p.m. 1701 Adams St., Toledo. 419-243-5350/ www.theatticonadams.com.

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AVALON

New Year’s Eve 2010 Ensure yourself a great NYE party with all of the biggest names in Toledo night life under one roof. Line up features DJ Manny, Rob Sample, Matt Lewis, Matthew Legend, DJ One 1X Tyme, Dillan James, Running Man, Ron G., Scholar and Kyf. Catering from Quimby’s Irish Restaurant, and plenty of party favors. $25. 7 p.m. 25 S. Huron St., Toledo. 419-244-7222/ www.myspace.com/avalontoledo.

THE BLARNEY IRISH PUB

New Year’s Eve Bash w/ Tru Brew The Blarney hosts an all-inclusive New Year’s Eve Bash, complete with dinner, champagne toast and party favors. Sched-

DESIGNATED DRIVERS DRINK

free

Whether you’re pulling straws, taking names from a hat or you’re just “that guy” someone needs to be designated driver this New Years Eve. But no need to fear DDers this year you win! AAA Northwest Ohio is sponsoring their Designated Driver Campaign which has local restaurants offering non-alcoholic beverages to all designated drivers for free. The following are participating:

Abuelo’s Mexican Restaurant Applebee’s Avenue Bistro Casa Baron Doc Watson’s Georgio’s Cafe International Ground Round J. Patrick’s Mancy’s Bluewater Grille Mancy’s Italian

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Mancy’s Steakhouse McCarthy’s Irish Pub Ralphie’s Sports Eateries Rosie’s Italian Grille Shorty’s True American Roadhouse Stella Blue Stella’s Restaurant Toledo EasyStreet

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uled entertainment provided by one of Toledo’s finest cover bands, Tru Brew. Space is limited, so call or email to reserve your seat today.

601 Monroe St., Toledo. $25. 419-418-2339/ www.theblarneyirishpub.com.

THE DISTILLERY

New Year’s Eve Party Opening at 11:30 a.m., the Distillery hosts an all day celebration. The event includes champagne specials and music by City Limit Sundown. DJ Al also plays. $5. 4311 Heatherdowns Blvd., Toledo.

419-382-1444/www.thedistilleryonline.com.

DOC WATSON’S

New Year’s Eve Bash Wine and dine yourself at Doc Watson’s annual NYE Bash. A ticket gets you a prime rib dinner, champagne toast at midnight, party favors, and rockin’ music all night long with a live DJ. $14 (8 oz prime rib); $18 (12 oz prime rib).

1515 S. Byrne Rd., Toledo. 419-389-6003/ www.docwatsonstoledo.com.

FAT FISH BLUE

New Year’s Eve w/ East River Drive Nobody throws a NYE party like East River Drive.

The group is Fat Fish Blue’s official house band, playing high energy dance grooves to keep you on your feet all night long. Enjoy a midnight champagne toast, as well as party favors (tiaras, hats and noisemakers). Reservations available by phone only, 419-931-3474. 6140 Levis Commons Blvd., Perrysburg. 8:30 p.m. $10 in advance, $15 at the door. www.fatfishfunnybonetoledo.com.

GREAT HALL AT THE STRANAHAN THEATER 25th annual Big Band New Year’s Eve Party

If you’re looking for something fancier to do for New Year’s, the Stranahan Theater has what you are looking for. The Great Hall is home to the 25th annual Big Band New Year Eve Party featuring Johnny Knorr and his orchestra, noise makers, snacks, champagne toast and a breakfast buffet. Tickets are $45 in advance or $50 at the door. 8 p.m. 4645 Heatherdowns Blvd., Toledo.

419-690-0500/www.stranahantheater.org.

HOLIDAY INN FRENCH QUARTER

2009 New Year’s Celebration Searching for that perfect New Year’s Eve package? Look no further than Perrysburg. The Holiday Inn French Quarter has it all—overnight accommodations, a seafood and prime rib dinner buffet for two, eight drink tickets per couple, champagne toast at midnight, party favors, a New Year’s Day breakfast buffet, and double live entertainment. Don’t miss performances by Green Eyed Soul and NightLine Band.

Packages start at $299. 3 p.m. 10630 Fremont Pike, Perrysburg. 419-874-3111. www.hifq.com.

MISS CUE

New Year’s Party 2010 If you enjoy playing games of skill, Miss Cue is the place to be this New Year’s Eve. Featuring an open bar (all beer and mixed drinks included) and an evening of free pool, darts, shuffleboard, air hockey and foosball, Miss Cue offers the most fun you could have in one night. Feast on their Hot Dog Buffet (8-10 p.m.) and a champagne toast at midnight. Free cab rides home if you live within 10 miles of Miss Cue. 8 p.m. $50.

1720 S. Reynolds Rd., Toledo. 419-865-3792. www.misscuetoledo.com.

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by Sue Lovett

IT IS IN THE

stars

Everyone and everything has a birthday. The USA was born on July 4, 1776; the state of Ohio on March 1, 1803, and the City of Toledo on January 7, 1837.

valuable input of many concerned citizens will be helpful to the city leaders.

The mayor is a Pisces, whose horoscope shows sensitivity to the needs of people as well as the ability to seek cooperation from surrounding communities, the State of Ohio, and the USA.

It is possible that the swimming pools will all be operating in the summer of 2010. Look for changes in the administration in the month of August.

Negotiations of all kinds will take place in September and October. In November, the city begins to celebrate the holidays and cooperation with charitable organizations will enhance our image and the morale of the citizens, from the teenagers to the seniors.

The city is a Capricorn and when it celebrates its birthday this January the lineup of the planets clearly shows that 2010 will be filled with negotiations and even a revolt against previous policies. Electing Mike Bell as mayor and revolting against “politics as usual” is an example of things to come.

The city’s most difficult time will be from January 14 to July 25, so we cannot expect a magic solution immediately. Starting in August, the positive movement will begin to be obvious.

The first two months of the year will be just “so-so” as a review of the past and a study of the future takes a tremendous amount of work. The

It seems that crime rates will be high until June 7. Emphasis on the recreation areas improves our image all summer long. The financial picture is gloomy until the end of July when there is a light at the end of the tunnel. Tearing down dilapidated real estate will help the city’s image and the effort will pay off. Adding a new police class is essential and will be accomplished.

It is a year of transition, with constant change and improvement. Happy New Year and Happy Birthday to the City of Toledo!

MICKEY FINN’S

New Year’s Eve w/ Cetan Clawson Revolution and Boogaloosa Prayer Ring in the new year with some of the area’s finest talent. Mickey Finn’s presents SE Michigan’s Cetan Clawson, playing blues for a young generation, and Toledo’s own Boogaloosa Prayer, featuring Dooley Wilson, Jimmy Danger and Todd Swalla. Special guests Oxford Cotton from Cincinnati also play. 9 p.m. $8. 602 Lagrange St., Toledo.

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Big Apple Bash

Manhattan’s opens its doors at 5 p.m. with dinner prepared by Chef Ian served at 6 p.m. The event features the funky, It’s Essential, playing covers, jazz, blues and R&B. $10 cover (exclusive from the dinner) includes party favors, a champagne toast at midnight, and dancing. 1516 Adams St., Toledo. 419-243-6675/ www.manhattanstoledo.com.

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OTTAWA TAVERN

New Year’s Eve w/ APB Chicago’s own APB returns to the OT to spin records and keep you on your feet. Don’t miss this talented DJ do his thing. Free. 9 p.m. 1817 Adams St., Toledo. 419-725-5483/www.otavern.com.

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YEEHA’S BAR AND GRILL New Year’s Bash

Yeeha’s New Year’s Bash offers up various packages for different experiences. The basic package costs $49 for a couple and offers a dinner buffet for two from 6-9 p.m. which includes prime rib and chicken marsala. The package also covers entry into the building and drinks for both. Live music

by Annabelle Road and DJ Heat. The bar also offers a silver, gold, platinum and a titanium package which all have hotel rooms and substantial upgrades included in their packages. 3150 Navarre Rd., Oregon. 419-691-8880/www.yeehas.com.

What makes a good champagne/ sparkling wine?

The bubbles. The smaller the bubbles, the better the champagne. Most cheaper champagnes have larger, fat bubbles that dissipate quickly. When you pour a lesser champagne, there’s a quick initial burst of carbonation, then it steadily goes flat. Better quality champagnes remain consistently fizzy while sipping.”

Jerry Johnson, Owner The Vineyard, 5305 Monroe Street, 419-535-7301

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Local experts pour advice on New Year’s Eve libations

By Jason Webber

Champagne is the grande dame of the wine world and like many great ladies, she is often misunderstood. How do you tell a good champagne from a lesser champagne? We asked a sampling of the area’s top wine experts to recommend some New Year’s Eve champagne/sparkling wine in three different price ranges, ensuring you’ll be the toast of the party when the ball drops. Happy New Year!

LINDA FLICK-LAZARIS, CO-OWNER Flick’s Package Liquor. 3320 Sterns Road, Lambertville. 734-854-2000/ www.flicks4fun.com

$ SMALL BUDGET (UNDER $20)

CRISTALINO $7.99 This Spanish cava is made by the traditional method and a second fermentation takes place in the bottle. When poured, it gives off the soft scent of toast and leaves a lingering dry citrus quality on the palate

$$ MID-SIZE BUDGET ($20-$50)

GANCIA PROSECCO $10.99 This pleasant Italian sparkler has a aromatic hint of apple and leaves a delicious aftertaste of pear and melon in your mouth. Try enjoying this with a good meal, and make a Bellini (add peach nectar) or a splash of your favorite fruit liqueuer.

$$$ HIGH-END BUDGET ($50 AND UP)

MOET & CHANDON CHAMPAGNE $42.99 True French champagne, this year’s bottle sparkles with crystallized Swarovski elements, placed in a black and gold trimmed bottle chiller, wrapped in a black tie bag and packaged in a special black and gold handled box. That’s class!

TOM SHEY, STORE MANAGER Joseph’s Beverage Center. 4129 Talmadge Road.

419-472-1421/ www.josephsbeveragecenter.com

$ SMALL BUDGET

FREIXENET $10.99 This Spanish sparkler is inexpensive but made in the same manner as classic French champagne. A great value.

$$ MID-SIZE BUDGET

ROEDERER ESTATE $50 Made by the same company that makes Cristal, this California-made sparkling wine is just as good as your expensive French wine.

$$$ HIGH-END BUDGET

DOM PERIGNON $169.99 The hallmark of champagne, Dom Perignon is known and celebrated all over the world.

You can’t go wrong with Dom.

JIM SAUTTER, CO-OWNER Sautter’s 5-Star Market. 5519 Main St., Sylvania. 419-885-3505/ www.sauttersmarkets.com

$ SMALL BUDGET

IL FOLLO PROSECCO EXTRA DRY $11.99 This Italian sparkling wine is crisp, refreshing and goes great with appetizers.

$$ MID-SIZE BUDGET

VEUVE CLICQUOT BRUT $49.99 Plush texture blended to a rich, full style.

Great balance, clean finish.

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VILMART & CIE COUER DE CUVEE BRUT $149.99 One of the best champagnes produced year in and year out. Matured in French oak barrels using only premier cru grapes.

A true classic.

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Tired AND True

201 MORRIS

NYE @ 201 Morris

TCP’s 2009 Year in Review

Toledo’s hippest rental facility, located right in the heart of Downtown Toledo’s growing Arts Zone right next to the historic Oliver House, is 201 Morris St. And a few of T-Town’s most artistically-inclined are hosting a NYE party you’ll never forget.

This pre-sale ticket only event features food and drink, champagne toast and live entertainment

by DJ N. Mattimoe, GoLab and the All Good Funk Alliance. $40. 8 p.m. Get your tickets today, www.201Morris.com.

TIRED Carty’s coffee cups and fisticuffs Scout “Boo, Ben Konop, boo!”

TOLEDO ZOO

Noon Year’s Eve While most will be celebrating New Year’s at midnight, the Toledo Zoo will be taking a different approach. For many, midnight is just too late, especially for kids, so the Toledo Zoo will be dropping the ball at Noon for Noon Year’s Eve. The event includes an ice carving demonstrations, zoo mascots, apple juice toast, and of course, resZOOlutions for 2010; 11 a.m. $8 for children; $11 for adults. For more information, www.toledozoo.org/events/noon_years_eve.

TOLEDO MUSEUM OF ART Hats and Noise Makers

For this event, children 10 or younger and their caregivers are invited to participate in various theme activities. The event will be held in the Family Center located at the back of the museum near the Plough entrance. 10 a.m. -3 p.m. Free.

For more information, toledomuseum.org.

Jerry Garcia himself couldn’t have imagined what a long, strange trip 2009 A.D. has been. From the good (new arena, new sports teams like the Walleye and the Glass City Rollers, new Downtown restaurants and businesses) to the bad (millions of dollars worth of municipal red ink, double-digit unemployment) to the extremely ugly (Carty’s usual public gaffes, Ben Konop’s dubious YouTube celebrity status, Tom Skeldon’s doggone controversies) 2009 was one of those years we’ll talk about with our relatives years down the road—“Remember when we saw Carty mowing the grass?”

City Paper is looking back at the Year of our Lord two thousand and nine by examining the events we’re sick and tired of hearing about...and our take on the ‘True’ state of things. We’ll miss you, 2009. Sort of.

CONNXTIONS COMEDY CLUB

THE CLAZEL

Connxtions Comedy club hosts a New Year’s Eve Party sure to make you laugh. Chris Barnes does his stand up routine at 10:30 p.m. Party favors, door prizes, a buffet, and a champagne toast will also be included in this comedy package. Tickets will be $55 a person or $90 for a couple. Packages with hotel rooms in them are also available.

Reservations are required, 419-867-9041.

Don’t miss this swingin’ good time with the 7piece jump blues band, Hepcat Revival. The event features free swing dance lessons, complimentary champagne toast and grazing stations throughout the night. $15 single/$25 couple. 7 p.m.

127 N. Main St., Bowling Green. 419-353-5000/ www.clazel.net.

New Year’s Eve Party

DAYS INN Bizzaro Ball

Loonar Station and Boogie Matrix Mechanism have teamed up with Days Inn to present a NYE bash like no other. Dance to the rockin’ psychedelic jams of BMM all night long, and stay the night at a discounted price. A limited amount of hotel rooms from $50-$90 are available through the Loonar Station (3142 Markway Rd.) and tickets to the show can be purchased separately at $20 a pop. Cash bar also available. Check in at 7 p.m. Music at 10 p.m. 1800 Miami St. For more info or to order tickets, 419-720-0424.

COLLINGWOOD ARTS CENTER Toledo’s Underground NYE Party

The Collingwood Arts Center hosts an evening of your favorite underground music on two dance floors. Dance to the industrial tunes spun by the DJ’s of INATION, including Darkschoir, AudioFlesh, Phobos & SarahMonster and RHPS DJ Dragonsfire. Don’t miss special appearances by nationally known poet John Dorsey, jazz artist Matt Polhad, the Faux Paux and the Tides. Champagne and party favors included. $5. 9 p.m. 2413 Collingwood Blvd.

419-244-2787/www.collingwoodartscenter.org.

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TRUE

Counting down days ‘til Carty’s out of office Thinking Joe the Plumber is still relevant

Bumping fists with Bell Non-euthanized pit bulls “Woo! Ben’s not Mayor! Woo!” Counting down the days until Bell encounters his first controversy Thinking Joe McNamara could possibly make a good state Senator.

People who still complain about the levy that reopened Imagination Station (former COSI)

Seeing those same whiners at Imagination Station with their kids and grandkids

“But there’s nothing to do Downtown!”

Pointing out that Pizza Papalis, Sidelines, the Lucas County Arena, Imagination Station, and Plush all opened their doors this year.

“Take Back Toledo” and the recall Carty effort A mayor who can’t send text messages and doesn’t have an email account “We can’t build a casino here! It will lead to Toledo’s moral decay!’

Carty getting the last laugh by having the Supreme Court side with him.

Gotcha, suckers!

A mayor who can send text messages, send Tweets and Facebook updates and understands technology didn’t stop with the advent of the Dictaphone.

Seeing those same upstanding righteous citizens playing bingo, and buying scratch-offs and PowerBall tickets.

NYE “Roaring ‘20s” Party w/ Hepcat Revival

PORT CLINTON Walleye Madness

For the past 14 years, Port Clinton has shown why it is the Walleye Capital of the World on New Year’s Eve with its annual Walleye Drop.

Instead of dropping a ball and drinking champagne, Port Clinton drops a 20 foot, 600 lb walleye and drinks Walleye White Wine. Its not uncommon for the temperature to drop into the single digits so be sure to bundle up. 5 p.m. For more info, www.walleyemadness.com

ELMORE

The Great Sausage Drop To add to the list of strange things to drop at midnight on New Year’s Eve, the town of Elmore will be dropping an 18 foot, brightly lit sausage. Other events at the sausage drop include a raw sausage throwing contest, a sausage eating contest and a dress your own dog contest for the kids. The event starts at 6 p.m. at Depot Park, 353 Ottawa Street.

419-260-1282

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Partners in vine

The Cork Dorks demystify wine with PBS special

by Sophia Owens Dan Greathouse and Keith Morris are two of the coolest dorks you’ll ever meet.

Produced in partnership with Bowling Green State University-owned WBGUPBS, “The Cork Dorks: Our Wine Lists” are wine snobs for people who hate wine snobs — laid-back, non-condescending, and very, very funny.

Utilizing an easy-to-follow format similar to David Letterman’s famous “Top Ten List,” Greathouse and Morris’ approach demystifies the wine world via a series of easy-to-remember tips, such as The Five Secrets Of Wine Labels, Three Ways to Get More for Your Wine Dollar and Five Wine Terms That Will Make You Look Cool.

“I love wine and meet people everyday that want to know more but really don’t know where to turn to find out,” said “The Cork Dorks” co-host Morris, currently a representative of Cline Cellars, a Sonoma, California vineyard. After pursuing a music career in Cincinnati and directing several wine events, Morris was hired by Greathouse, president of Heidelberg Distributing in Cleveland.

The Cork Dorks met while volunteering at the Cincinnati International Wine Festival in the early 1990s. At the time, Greathouse was Vice President of Heidelberg Distributing in Cincinnati and Keith was Executive Director of the Linton Music Series- one of the beneficiaries of the wine festival. It wasn’t too long after the pair started working together that Greathouse convinced Morris to leave his love of music and supplant it with his love for wine. “We shared a mutual interest in not only enjoying wines from all over the globe, but also in making wine more accessible for people who wanted to know more about it,” said Morris.

The show’s list format provides an entertaining method of delivering Morris and Greathouse’s ultimate goal — helping wine novices become confident tasters, and experienced wine connoisseurs discover something exciting that they didn’t know before.

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“Lists are popular.

People use them as references and conversation pieces. Lists also are associated with wine because of wine lists in restaurants,” said Glenn Burris producer and director of the program. “So we decided to borrow the idea of lists to talk about wine knowledge on the show.”

The one-hour TV special, currently enjoying popularity on YouTube and a limited release nationwide on PBS stations, is quickly A couple of ‘Dorks’: Keith Morris and Dan Greathouse pour out wine advice in their PBS special. developing a cult following due to Greathouse and Morris’ hip, unpre“Working for a winery is kind of like ‘ah-ha’ moments of understanding, and tentious approach to the wine world. being the candyman for adults. I find that that’s tremendously satisfying for me.”

The idea for a TV show came to Bur- people really do want to know more about ris five years ago after noticing a lack of wine, but find the jargon, varietal names wine shows, particularly ones that were and other ancillary stuff to be confusing,” Visit www.thecorkdorks.com and preview fun and not stuffy. While working for a said Morris. “When you can make it less the show at www.youtube.com/thecorkproduction company in Cleveland, a mu- complicated and therefore more enjoy- dorks. You can also become a fan of The Cork Dorks at www.facebook.com/thecorktual acquaintance suggested to Burris able - people really light up with those dorks. that Greathouse and Morris, well-known in Cleveland for their wine knowledge, would make great TV hosts. The three of them began kicking around the idea, gathered some investors and started shooting in the fall of 2007. PBS affiliates across the nation began airing The Cork Dorks this past March.

The duo plan on producing a full series of shows for the internet, and depending on funding, hope to produce a regular TV show. While they hear from new fans every day via Facebook and their YouTube channel, Greathouse and Morris still maintain their day jobs as wine experts and wholesalers. The two often appear at wine events; Morris recently led a wine dinner at Manhattan’s Restaurant.

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Julie and Julia Class

Learn how to prepare dishes from Julia Child’s classic book Mastering the Art of French Cooking. Call to register. $40. Kitchen Tools And Skills, 26597 North Dixie, Perrysburg.

800-288-6617. www.calphalonsale.com.

high spirits

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[thursday, december 24]

Enjoy a selection of sparkling wines and Champagnes that are perfect for New Years Eve. 5pm-8:30pm. $10. Aficionado Wine and Cigars, 26567 N. Dixie Hwy., Perrysburg. www.aficionadowineandcigars.com.

The Procrastinator’s Tasting

Taste a selection of wines that would make a great last minute gift. 6pm-9pm. $1 and $3 per tasting.

419-872-6800. Corks Wine and Liquor, 27250 Crossroads, Rossford.

Tastings at the Beer and Wine Cave Tastings take place Wednesdays and Thursdays, 6-8pm. $10 beer, $15 wine. Beer and Wine Cave, 4400 Heatherdowns. 419-382-6221. www.toledomeatsandmore.com.

December 23

Stocking stuffer wines and beers.

December 27

*Special Bubbly tasting - 12-3pm. $15, call to RSVP

December 30

Sparkling wines and Arcadia beers.

January 6-7

Heavy Zin and Belgian beers.

Sparkling Wines and Champagne

Customer Appreciation Tasting

In honor of their customers Churchill’s presents a special priced wine tasting. Pay by the sample or by the flight. 12pm-5pm. 419-794-4000. Walt Churchill’s Market, 3320 Briarfield, Maumee

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Martinis and Manicures

Call Pyure Salon and Spa at 419-861-4000 and schedule an appointment for a manicure. Show up at Vino 100 (next door) 30-45 minutes before your appointment, drink two 5 oz. martinis, go get your manicure, and come back for two more. 4pm9pm. Vino 100, 3355 Briarfield Blvd., Maumee. www. vino100maumee.com.

Low Fat Treats

This holiday season, cutting back on calories doesn’t mean you have to cut back on sweets. Julie Nowak is the owner and baker of a a Waterville bakery that specializes in low fat and low sugar baked goods and treats.

Lite Delights Bakery makes all kinds of treats from homemade pies, brownies and cookies to their signature brownie or fruit pizza, with less fat and sugar but all the taste you expect out of baked goods. You can purchase these healthier treats for yourself or for catering an event. For more information please call 419-878-081 or stop by the shop at 8 N 3rd street in Waterville.

—RB

Real Seafood’s the real deal

Mainstreet Ventures, which heads distinctive eateries in five different states, recognized 15 award-winning restaurant employees during the company’s annual President’s Awards program held on Monday, December 7. The Real Seafood Company at the Docks won the overall restaurant award and General Manager Kelly Becker accepted the award for her staff. Christine Kretz, also of The Real Seafood Company, was awarded the top President’s Coin winner from over 500 Mainstreet Ventures employees and only 15 other coin winners. The celebration was the culmination of over 500 hours of inspections by the MVS team, comprising of corporate staff, district managers and general managers.

Coffee in the garden

There’s nothing more relaxing than sipping coffee in the garden, which is why Jacob’s Garden in Lambertville, MI welcomed the addition of Vintage Coffee Bistro into their store in November.

The coffeehouse, owned by William and Candice Fink, has its own separate entrance to welcome customers when the Garden is closed. Hot panini, wraps, salads and sandwiches are just a few of their tempting offerings. Can’t make up your mind? Try the Select Two option – pair a half sandwich, cup of soup or half salad for $6.95.

Then finish it off with a sweet pastry. 4570 W. Sterns Rd., Lambertville, MI. 734-856-4797/ www.vintagecoffeebistro.com.

Toast to 2010

The New Year is certainly something to toast about, but before you raise your glasses, make sure those glasses are filled with the good stuff. The Anderson’s Market can help you find just the right spirits with their upcoming wine and beer tastings. Wednesday, December 23 from 6-8 p.m. features “Sparklers for New Years” – sample four different wines to tastefully ring in the New Year, including Roederer Estate Anderson Valley Brut and Mawby Vineyard’s Blanc de Blanc.

Tasting is $8.

On Saturday, January 2, enjoy “First Beers of the New Year” from 2-4 p.m., with a selection of four fine brews for 2010. Sample Pyramid Breweries’ Snow Cap Ale, Heavy Seas’ Winter Storm and more for just $3. For more information or to sign up for the Market’s Wine Notes, visit www.andersonsmarket.com.

7638 Sylvania Ave., Sylvania.

419-517-7707/ www.andersonsmarket.com

The Badger delivers

The Happy Badger has been keeping us smiling since the Bowling Green location opened in 2006. They deliver the best with their Food Club of Delicious, featuring Delicious amazing breads and pastries from Ann Arbor’s Zingerman’s Bakehouse, premium dairy products from Calder Dairy & Farm in Carleton, MI, and natural foods and soy items from Rosewood Products.

Pick up your items in the shop or have them delivered! Call 419352-0706 or email happybadger@happybadger. com to order. For menu items, visit www.happybadger.com. 331 N. Main St., Bowling Green.

—GS

Vintage Coffee Bistro, in Jacob’s Garden, encourages visitors to stay a while.

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Sex, blood, and rock-n-roll

Toledo heavy metal icon pens ‘the most dangerous vampire story ever told’

by Jason Webber Once upon a time, before Twilight and The Vampire Diaries defanged them, turned them into pretty boy metrosexuals and damned them to a hell of posters, lunchboxes, and Trapper Keepers, vampires were vampires — dark and macabre creatures of the night representing mankind’s fear of death and repressed sexual desires.

University of Toledo grad and musician-cum-author Randy Vanadission is making vampires evil and sexy once again with his new book Coven of Celsus: Elizabeth, a 270-page erotic horror story loaded with elements that would

make any Twilight fan blush — sadomasochism, cannibalism, torture, and sex. Lots of it. There’s a reason why the book is being marketed as ‘The Most Dangerous Vampire Story Ever Told.’

“This book is graphic beyond belief, there’s no getting around that,” said Vanadission, who now lives in Seattle. “I have an eight-year old daughter and if I can help it, she’ll never read the book.”

Vanadission’s fiction may be odd, strange and shocking, but that’s nothing compared to the life he’s lived. A Twin Cities native, Vanadission first came to Toledo in the

early-‘80s when he was 16 years old after meeting Black Oak Arkansas vocalist — and Toledo native — Ruby Starr (aka: Connie Little) at a gig in Burlington, Alabama where he was living at the time. Starr introduced Vanadission to her nephew Johnny Cappelletty, a young aspiring musician living in Toledo. Vanadission subsequently moved to Toledo, forming the heavy metal band Damien with Cappelletty.

Throughout the late ‘80s, Damien flirted with mainstream success, receiving significant airplay on MTV’s “Headbanger’s Ball,” releasing albums on Select Records, and touring with metal legends like Yngwie Malmsteen and Quiet Riot.

Following the implosion of Damien in the early ‘90s (though the band reunited in 2004), Vanadission’s life took dozens of interesting twists. Among the more novel

Flying high

Jason Reitman’s soars with Up in the Air by Stephen Davis Up in the Air ★★★★★

R, 109 minutes,

A tobacco lobbyist, a pregnant teenager, and now a mile-snatching commercial flyer; for Jason Reitman, director of Thank You For Smoking, Juno, and now Up in the Air, the characters just get more and more interesting - and for good reason. You see, unlike other directors, Reitman understands the return for taking risks. He is a man of unbelievable talent, rarely shying away from a risk, and always ready to choose the path less taken. As of yet, the man hasn’t missed a beat, and that streak continues with his newest project, starring Academy recognized talent George Clooney and Vera Farmiga.

and she looks to be the first commitment that Clooney’s Bingham can’t stand to lose — a feat that sells itself thanks to amazing on-screen chemistry between our leading two stars.

The third leg to this impeccable tripod of talent is Anna Kendrick.

Reitman admits to writing the character of Natalie, a young associate at Clooney’s office who is trying to ground all flights and integrate a video conferencing system for all future firings, specifically for Kendrick - and boy did he nail it. Her on-screen antics are flawless in nearly every regard, prompting me to wonder just how Hollywood hasn’t picked up on this bright shining star. Natalie is passionate about her work, striving for success in a male-dominated industry; yet at the core, she is as vulnerable as you and I, making her the most relatable character in the entire movie.

Clooney’s performance only adds to the success of ‘Up In the Air.’ In the film, George Clooney stars as Ryan Bingham, a corporate downsizing aficionado who thrives for life on the road.

He hates being ‘grounded’ in reality, and his constant city But at the heart of the film is its story. No matter how hoping allows for less commitment, less clutter, and a lighter amazing any of our three leading actors prove to be, or backpack for the flights ahead. how well Reitman captures every little movement, none of Clooney does an amazing job as Bingham, bringing a it would have been possible without such a lucrative script. soft, sympathetic demeanor to a company employee’s worst The progression is nearly seamless, the pace dead on, and nightmare. His delivery is direct, showcasing a stellar career the wit, drama, and revelations perfectly placed. All together choice for our middle age protagonist, and his style is nothing the film is the perfect dose of reality mixed with the irony of short of mesmerizing. This witty, fast talking and confident a fictitious tale. personality will capture your attention and gain your approval.

So don’t miss your flight. Arrive early and check out this fi lm - it is easily worth the two hour fly time- none of which Vera Farmiga, most known for her work in Martin Scorsese’s The Departed, plays Alex, the female version of our comes with bumpy turbulence or an uncomfortable landing. leading man. Turned on by a man who travels and holds a For with Up in the Air, everything is first-class. fair share of loyalty cards, Farmiga counters Clooney to near perfection. Her flirtatious attitude is the prime reason for her Up in the Air opens Wednesday, character’s success. She represents that of a free women, December 23 at the Michigan Theater in Ann Arbor, MI.

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Randy Vanadission recently published the erotic vampire novel ‘Coven of Celsus.’ events — living in Stockholm, Sweden for six months. Enlisting in the U.S. Army at age 30 (“They called me ‘Gramps’ when I was in basic training”) and later joining the U.S Air Marshalls; forming another metal band (Fetish Doll) and nearly getting fired by the government after they got a look at one of the band’s blood and gore-filled videos.

But all of these frenzied, surreal life changes in some way contributed to Coven of Celsus: Elizabeth, which Vanadission first self-published in 2007 — under the pseudonym Shauna Tully, as to avoid raising his employer’s ire any further.

However, critics savaged the book on Amazon.com.

“I knew the book would take a drumming, particularly for the amount of disturbing content, but I didn’t care. Controversy sells books” says Vanadission.

“But when the critics started attacking it for the writing, that stung, especially because I knew they were right.”

Vanadission spent much of early 2009 editing and rewriting the novel. The revised version focuses more on character and plot and less on sex and gore — though there’s still plenty for everyone.

“I took out some sadism and put in some more story,” says Vanadission.

“Now, I’m really happy with it.”

And what of the book itself? For one thing, it takes place mostly in Toledo, with landmarks like the Toledo Repertoire Theatre and the University of Toledo referred to throughout the pages.

Plotwise, it’s pretty complex, describing the erotic and vampiric adventures of a young Toledo woman named Elizabeth and her induction into a clan of nine vampires, all of whom have different methods of feeding. Though the book’s cheerfully grotesque content will put off more sensitive readers, those with a taste for the macabre will find Coven of Celsus: Elizabeth a bloody good time.

“This is not a book for all tastes, but the (readers) who love it, really love it.”

Coven of Celsus: Elizabeth is available for $15.95 at Amazon.com and through Vanadission’s website (www.r-hole.com).

Also visit the Coven of Celsus fan page at www.myspace.com/wickedshauna

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Pop art

Holland museum chronicles the history of America’s popcorn obsession by Scott M. Recker Jim Fentress has got that pop.

When the Holland resident retired from the construction business in 2006, he quickly realized he needed an activity to occupy his time and a kernel of an idea popped into his head.

Located at 7922 Hill Avenue in Holland, the 1800-square foot J.H Fentress

chanics,” said Fentress. “We’re talking about a machine built in 1915 that was fully automated. It popped the corn, separated the unpopped kernels, added butter. These were some of the most advanced machines of their time. It’s a real Rube Goldberg setup and it’s so fascinating to see how they work.”

Shortly after that initial purchase, he stumbled upon a vintage Holcomb & Hoke popcorn box at an antique show with a picture of the same model of popcorn maker that he had just bought—and he was hooked.

Corny hobby “It was a hobby that got out of control,” he says with a laugh. “But we collectors are an odd bunch of people.”

Jim Fentress poses with one of his vintage popcorn machines inside the J.H. Fentress Antique Popcorn Museum.

Antique Popcorn Museum displays more than 30 antique popcorn and peanut machines, and related memorabilia such as retro popcorn bags, original machine blueprints and vintage advertisements. The eclectic museum is one of only two museums in the world devoted to the history and evolution of one of the Western world’s most beloved snack foods (ironically the other popcorn museum is located in Marion, Ohio).

But it’s not the popcorn that inspired this former educator and independent contractor to amass his odd collection, but rather the machines themselves.

In 1981, the former industrial education teacher bought a vintage popcorn popping machine from a friend after becoming intrigued with how these grand old devices operated.

“I became obsessed with the me-

After realizing in 2006 that his machines and memorabilia had outgrown his basement, he purchased his current building, which once served as the headquarters of SMS Sewing.

Fentress gives free tours to the public by appointment and always fires up a machine so his guests can sample the taste of popcorn from back in the 1920s. This is not the same corn you get at your neighborhood multiplex. Always a stickler for authenticity, Fentress uses the same type of kernels that were used by popcorn vendors of yesteryear.

Called ‘rice corn,’ this variety of corn produces smaller, more flavorful popcorn. Fentress buys his rice corn stock at an Amish grocery store in Indiana.

“Popcorn today pops about three times larger than in did in the ‘20s because over the years most corn turned into hybrid crops,” says Fentress. “But everyone who’s had this type of old corn says they like it better. This is as far away from microwave popcorn as you can get”

When not giving museum tours, Fentress stays busy helping friends with construction projects, restoration work and, naturually, conversing with fellow popcorn history enthusiasts and collectors from all over the world via the internet.

“Much of the joy in collecting is derived from talking with other collectors,

The J.H. Fentress Antique Popcorn Museum is located at 7922 Hill Ave. Tours are available by appointment only.

Donations accepted.

419-308-4812/ antiquepopcornmuseum.com

Holy art

sculptures illustrate the 30 nations most severely The Toledo Catholic affected by human Diocese is feeling creatively rights violations. This reverent. In honor of Pope hard-hitting installation Benedict XVI declaring June 2009 is currently on display through June 2010 as the Year for through New Year’s Day Priests, the Diocese is seeking in the Lobby Gallery of the Catholic-themed artwork to Collingwood Arts Center, include in a traveling art show that 2413 Collingwood Blvd. will tour the Dioceses’ 19-county 419-244-5061. —JW area beginning in late March during Holy Week (Sunday, March 28 – Sunday, April 4). Artists of all ages are encouraged to participate When all the presents are unwrapped and the stockand all mediums (save ings are put away for next year, the Toledo Museum of electronic media and Art keeps the holiday party going with its annual performance art) will Winter Legacies celebration, running from be accepted. All Saturday, December 26 to Sunday, January submissions will 3. Providing the perfect cap to the 2009 holibe reviewed by day season, each day in the celebration is the Diocesan filled with family-friendly activities, beginYear for Priests ning around noon and concluding between 3 art committee – 5 p.m. Highlights include: for acceptance into the show and SATURDAY, WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 30 divided into K-12 DECEMBER 26 David Kohler. 2-3 p.m., and adult categories.

Hands-On Activity: Great Gallery.

Entries must be African Drums. 1-3 Enjoy music from master bagpipe submitted by January p.m., Libbey Court. player Kohler.

15 on a CD-ROM or Come create your own photograph to the drum and then drum THURSDAY, DECEMBER 31 Dances of Universal Peace.

Diocesan Office of along with the ALMA 2-3 p.m., Great Gallery.

Communication (1933 Drum and Dance troupe at Members of the Multifaith Council Spielbusch) or via email 3:30 p.m. of Northwest Ohio perform dances (communications@toled SUNDAY, DECEMBER 27 promoting peace through the arts. odiocese.org). For more Odyssey. 12:20 -1:30 p.m., info, call Sally Oberski at SATURDAY, JANUARY 2 Great Gallery.

419-244-6711, ext. 148/ Leyla and Lapis Lazuli. 11:30 Enjoy authentic Byzantine music from www.toledodiocese.org a.m.-12:30 p.m., Great Gallery Greece and the Aegean.

Living Legacies

World of pain

Collingwood Arts Center resident and artist Darcie Trame’s exhibit “Eleutheria— Human Rights Depicted” takes its name from the ancient Greek personification of the term ‘liberty,’ her artwork capturing a sobering picture of how little liberty there really is in this world. Taking her inspiration from data gathered by the United Nation’s Human Rights Index, Trame’s copper

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sharing information and seeing their findings. I don’t have the most exciting life in the world, but I sure do love it.”

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Chinese Association of Greater Toledo demonstration.

3:30 – 5 p.m., Great Gallery.

Demonstration of traditional music and dance from different regions of China

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 29 Hands-On Activity: Hats and Noisemakers. 10 a.m. – 3:30 p.m., Family Center.

Custom make your New Year’s Eve party favors.

Ardan Academy demonstrations. 2:30-3:30 p.m., Great Gallery.

Traditional Irish dancing from local students (formerly Heinzman School of Irish Dance).

This colorful duo present some of the traditional dances of the Middle East

Hellenic Dancers. 2:30 – 3:30 p.m., Great Gallery.

Traditional Greek folk dancing

SUNDAY, JANUARY 3 Joyce Davis. 12:30 – 1:15 p.m., Great Gallery.

Puppeteer Joyce Davis tells multicultural tales through puppetry

United Jewish Council demonstration. 3-4 p.m., Great Gallery.

Jewish traditions are through song and dance.

explored

A full Winter Legacies calendar is available at www.toledomuseum.org

—JW

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Toledo Museum of Art

exhibits The Stew:Art Show, The Collingwood Arts

Center is pleased to present a collection of 20 original visual artworks by Local Artist Stewart Raney. Collingwood Arts Center, 2413 Collingwood Blvd. 419-244-ARTS. www.collingwoodartscenter.org.

Through December 28.

jewelry from a variety of artists. As part of the giving season, 20 North Gallery will donate 20% of the proceeds for all art purchases made at The Art of Giving exhibit to The Toledo Zoo when purchasers mention their Zoo membership. 20 North Gallery, 18 N. St. Clair Street. 419-241-2400. Through January 16.

from Italy and Africa, Russian glass animals and more. Flatlanders Art Gallery, 11993 E. US 223, Blissfield. 517-486-459. www.flatlandersculpture.com.

Through January 3.

Art Alumni Invitational Exhibition, The

exhibit celebrates the outstanding quality and variety of works by alumni of the University of Toledo. UT Center for Visual Arts, 620 Grove Place. Through January 10.

Comic and Graphic Novel Memorabilia Display, The Toledo-Lucas County Public

Library, coinciding with the Toledo Museum of Art’s LitGraphic display of graphic novel art, presents comic and graphic novel memorabilia. The exhibit features materials on loan from Monarch Cards and Comics, located at 4400 Heatherdowns Blvd., including commemorative and limited-edition books and memorabilia. Toledo-Lucas County Library, 325 Michigan, Downtown Toledo. Through December 30.

White House Pets: Ambassadors at Large and White House Horses, A pair of

Eleuthreria - Human Rights Depicted, In

Avedon Fashion Photographs 19442000, This exhibition is a comprehensive

special exhibits on loan from the White House Historical Association that explore the fourfooted residents of the White House. $6 adults, $5 senior citizens (60+), $2 children ages 6-12. Rutherford B. Hayes Presidential Center, Hayes and Buckland, Fremont.

800-998-7737. www.rbhayes.org. Through January 10.

honor of Human Rights Day, this installation piece, created by CAC resident Darcie Trame, attempts to convey in a visual sense. the severity of human rights violations for every nation. Collingwood Arts Center.

2413 Collingwood Blvd. www.collingwoodartscenter.org.

Through January 1.

study of Richard Avedon’s (1923-2004) fashion photographs that includes a selection of over 200 images. $6, $12. Detroit Institute of Art, 5200 Woodward Ave, Detroit. www.dia.org.

Through January 17.

Stewart and Stewart, Norman Stewart,

Variety Show, The show features a diverse group of artistic styles and media by 14 artists. 419-255-5117. www.space237.com.

Space 237, 237 N. Michigan Ave. Through January 2.

The Art of Giving, The exhibition includes

paintings, photography, glass, ceramics and

Conservatism by David Eichenberg, showing at UT’s Center for Visual Arts.

Holiday Gift Show, Perfect for holiday gift

artist/ master printer, and his partner, Susan Stewart, a graphic designer, have invited artists to create fine limited edition prints in their studio in Bloomfield Hills, MI. The exhibit features prints done in collaboration with some of these artists. Paula Brown Gallery, 912 Monroe St. 419-241-2822.

ideas, this show features prints, functional ceramics, hand blown glass, imported jewelry

2445 Monroe St. 419.255.8000 www.toledomuseum.org

saturday 2 Art Hour Studio Sessions, Try your hand at glassworking at one of these hour-long sessions. Purchase tickets in person or by calling the Museum. $15 members/$25 nonmembers.

ongoing exhibitions LitGraphic: The World of the Graphic Novel, Graphic novels (think comic books for grownups) explore topics that range from thought-provoking to heart-wrenching to risqué.

Explore the history, diversity, and tremendous popularity of this ever evolving art form. Through January 3.

Storybook Stars: Award Winning Illustrations from the Mazza Collection, See 120 enchanting illustrations from artists who have won major awards for their work in children’s books. This is an exhibition filled with happy childhood memories the entire family will enjoy. Through January 31.

Chihuly Toledo, The popularity of the Toledo Museum of Art’s exhibition Chihuly Toledo! has led to its extension through February 7, 2010. A fresh and intimate look at Dale Chihuly and his long relationship with Toledo, the exhibition offers rarely seen early glass works as well as sketches and paintings by the famed Seattle artist from the Museum’s own collection.

Word Play, Word Play draws from the Toledo Museum of Art’s permanent collection—focusing on works produced in the last 50 years—to examine the stimulating linkage between text and contemporary art. Through February 7.

Paris: City of Art, Art history students at the University of Toledo selected objects from TMA’s collection depicting Paris and the work of Parisian artists. Students curated this show with guidance from UT faculty and TMA curatorial and exhibition staff. Free admission. Hitchcock and Stevens Galleries. Through March 14.

theater events [wednesday, january 6]

Swan Lake

The Moscow Festival Ballet, founded by legendary principal dancer of the Bolshoi Ballet Sergei Radchenko, brings to life the story of the ugly ducking who became a lovely swan. As one of the leading ballet companies, this exciting new company stages unforgettable productions of timeless classics. Call for ticket info. 7:30pm.

Valentine Theatre, 400 N. Superior St, Toledo.

419-242-2787 www.valentinetheatre.com.

Carol’d!

Finally! A new take on the old, dry, and overcooked “A Christmas Carol” story. In “Christmas Carol’d,” Joseph Zettelmaier’s new adaptation of the Dickens’ parable, five actors portray more than 40 characters, telling the story of cantankerous old cuss Scrooge in a decidedly whiz-bang fashion. Funny, irreverent, but appropriate for the whole family, “Christmas Carol’d” delivers holiday cheer better than Santa and is running through December 27 at Ann Arbor’s Performance Network, 125 E. Huron St. For ticket prices and showtimes, visit www.performancenetwork.org.

—JW

[through january 23]

Jersey Boys

The 2006 Tony Award-winning Best Musical about Rock and Roll Hall of Famers The Four Seasons: Frankie Valli, Bob Gaudio, Tommy DeVito and Nick Massi. This is the story of how four blue-collar kids became one of the greatest successes in pop music history. See website for show times and ticket info. Fisher Theatre, 3011 West Grand Blvd. Detroit. www.broadwayindetroit.com.

Through January 23.

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wednesday 23 [ comedy ]

George Smith’s Holiday Show, George Smith began his stand-up comedy career at the age of eighteen in Toledo. As a comic, he has been described as “a fusion of energy and insight” and “the poster child of A.D.D.” These descriptions no doubt stem from George’s animated delivery style along with his ability to find humor in daily routine.

8pm. $10, $15. 419-931-3474. www.funnybonefatfishtoledo.com.

[ health ]

Zen Buddhist Evening Practice, This traditional Zen Buddhist Wednesday evening practice at the Toledo Zen Center includes liturgy, Zen meditation, a talk and discussion. 7:15pm. Free will offering of $10 suggested. Shobu Aikido of Ohio, 6537 Angola Rd., Holland. 419-861-1163. www.toledozen.org.

[ miscellaneous ]

Tarot Card Readings, Liz Hazel does mini tarot and astrology readings every Wednesday night.

5pm. Manos Restaurant, 1701 Adams, Toledo.

Pilates Introductory Sessions, Four introductory personal training sessions allow you to join any of their many classes. You will receive four 55-minute sessions to introduce you to the basic technique of Pilates training as well as experience in all of the different apparatus that the studio has to offer.

6pm. $130. The Mindful Body, 6600 Sylvania Ave., Sylvania. 419-885-3277. www.mindfulbodypilates.com.

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Toledo Kwanzaa Celebration, Doors open at 5pm for storytelling, crafts, quiz bowl for children and teens. For the adults there will be local artists, authors, food and vendors. The drum call or in-gather to celebrate is at 6:55pm. Free and open to public. Wayman Palmer Community YMCA, 2053 North 14th St., Toledo.

Lights Before Christmas, The Lights Before Christmas holiday event features over one million lights, over 200 images of some of your favorite animals, ice-carving demonstrations on Thursday evenings, carolers, holiday treats, the Swanton Area Railroad model trains, and visits with Santa in the Indoor Theatre. The Toledo Zoo, 2700 Broadway Ave. $7, $10, under 2 free. 419-385-5721. www.toledozoo.org. Through December 31.

[ comedy ]

Troy Davis, Troy’s comedy is clean and likeable and wins audiences over instantly with his hilarious outlook on everyday situations. 8pm. $15. Connxtions Comedy Club, 5319 Heatherdowns, Toledo.

419-867-9041. www.connxtionscomedyclub.com.

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sunday 27 [ singles ]

Singles Super Hoilday Dance Mixer, Glass City Singles is celebrating Christmas and New Years on this special night. This year the dance will open at 7pm, dance will begin at 7:30pm and Jackpot Band will be entertaining at 8:30pm, with DJ Breaks until midnight. The Claus will be distributing chocolate

It’s lovely weather for a sleigh ride together... saturday26 - thursday31 Yes, yes, we know. You’re really tired of that song by now. But the Rutherford B. Hayes Presidential Center provides one of the best sleigh rides in the region. Between the day after Christmas and New Year’s Eve, from 1 – 4 p.m., come down to Spiegel Grove in Fremont and enjoy a Clydesdale-drawn sleigh or carriage-ride (mode of transportation depends on the weather) through the 25-acre estate of America’s 19th president Rutherford B. Hayes. After the ride, enjoy a tour of the Hayes Mansion and the Hayes Museum and Library, providing fascinating insight into this important but often overlooked American president. $3. Located at the intersection of Hayes and Buckland Avenues, Fremont.

1-800-998-7737/www.rbhayes.org — JW kisses, then comes the opportunity to get your picture taken, along with a fun White Elephant Gift Exchange. $10. Gladieux Meadows, 4480 Heatherdowns, Toledo. 734-856-8963. www.toledosingles.com.

[ sports ]

Toledo Walleye, The Walleye take on the Johnston Chiefs. $15. 7pm. Lucas County Arena, 500 Jefferson Ave., Toledo. www.toledowalleye.com.

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[ spiritual fitness ]

I dare you not to start whistling “Sweet Georgia Brown” when I say the name ‘Harlem Globetrotters.’ America’s favorite comedic basketball team has played just about everywhere—120 countries, six continents, Gilligan’s Island; heck, they even helped Scooby Doo and the Mystery Machine Gang solve a case. But now, the Globetrotters will be dunking and shooting at the Lucas County Arena, combining gee-whiz court skills with sidesplitting comedy. 2 p.m./7 p.m. $85 - $17. 419-321-5007/ www.lucascountyarena.com — JW

Kwanzaa Celebration, Join the Padua Center for a celebration of Kwanzaa. A candle lighting ceremony takes place at 6pm. 5pm-7pm.

419-241-6465. Padua Center, 1416 Nebraska, Toledo.

wednesday 30 [ miscellaneous ]

Bunco Club of Toledo, You don’t have to be a member or join the club to Play Bunco and win one of the 15 cash prizes. No experience necessary to play. Tremainsville Hall, 2439 Tremainsville, Toledo.

419-787-3365. www.buncoclub.net.

friday 1 [ sports ]

Toledo Walleye Hockey, The Walleye take on the Kalamazoo Wings. $15. 7pm. Lucas County Arena, 500 Jefferson Ave., Toledo. www.toledowalleye.com.

saturday 2 [ outdoors ]

Frozentoesen, Frozentoesen features Cabin Fever Feeds each weekend, where you can watch some of your favorite Zoo animals chow down. Plus you’ll see ice-carving demonstrations each Saturday from 11am to 2pm, live performances and more.

See website for full list of events. Half-priced admission. The Toledo Zoo, 2 Hippo Way, Toledo.

419-385-4040. www.toledozoo.org.

Through February 28.

[ miscellaneous ]

Toledo Swap Meet, The 20th annual swap meet features new and used parts for all makes, new and used. January 2, 8am-4pm, January 3, 9am3pm. $6, under 12 are free. SeaGate Convention Centre, Downtown Toledo, Ohio, Toledo. www.toledoautoswapmeet.com.

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networking events wednesday 23 Network at Noon

The 4th Wednesday of each month Rebecca Jaessing, owner of Clara J’s, invites WEN members and prospective members to come to Clara J’s to “get to know each other and our businesses so we can help each other even more”. Rebecca also includes a 3-5 minute orientation session for new members at the beginning of the meeting.

Bring your own lunch or purchase from Clara J’s. Clara J’s at 219, 219 W. Wayne St., Maumee. 419-897-0219. www.wen-usa.com.

tuesday 29 2 Green Drinks

Join Green Drinks Toledo for conversation and networking with other green-minded individuals. Please bring one new or gently used item to donate to the Sparrow’s Nest or Cherry St. Mission 5:30pm-8:30pm.

Michael’s Bar and Grill, 901 Monroe St., Toledo. 419-704-2789. www.greendrinks.org.

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sunday 3 [ outdoors ]

Travel Circle: Journey to the Holy Land, Spend an afternoon with Hostelling International. Hike or ski at 1pm, weather permitting. At 2:15pm, enjoy a slide show Journey to the Holy Land presented

by Tim Kreps. Wildwood Preserve Metropark, 5100 West Central Avenue, Sylvania. www.metroparkstoledo.com.

monday 4 [ sports ]

U.T. Rockets Basketball, The Rockets take on Alabama. 7pm. 419-530-GOLD www.utrockets. com. Savage Arena (UT), 2801 W. Bancroft St., Toledo.

tuesday 5 [ education ]

Foster Care and Adoption Training Classes, Lucas County Children Services needs foster and adoptive parents. This pre-service training program prepares you to open your heart and home to a child who has been the victim or abuse or neglect.

Call for more info. Free. Lucas County Children’s Services, 705 Adams St., Toledo. 419-213-3336. www.lucaskids.net.

[ miscellaneous ]

Fallen Timbers Battlefield Preservation Commission, Let your voice be heard as this volunteer group works with Metroparks to shape the battlefield’s fate for the next hundred years.

Call or email for more info. 7pm. 567-336-6012. bgcurator@gmail.com. Secor Metropark, 10000 West Central Avenue, Berkey.

Friends of Lathrop, Curious about the Underground Railroad in Ohio? Journey through the restoration process of the Lathrop home with the Friends group at their bi-monthly meetings. 7pm.

Wildwood Preserve Metropark, 5100 West Central Avenue, Sylvania. 419-407-9700. www.metroparkstoledo.com.

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‘Swan’like wednesday6 Hans Christian Andersen’s tale of the ugly duckling who became a beautiful swan has inspired underdogs for more than 150 years. Throughout the decades, it has been adapted into cartoons, operas, and plays, but the Moscow Festival Ballet is presenting one of the most original interpretations of the story. Founded by Sergei Radchenko—a ballet talent considered by many critics to be on par with Nijinsky and Nureyev—the Moscow Festival Ballet turns the ugly duckling story into a beautiful performance. Valentine Theatre.

7:30 p.m. $45/$39/$35. 419-242-2787 — JW

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Charlie Wiener, An energetic ‘60s rocker, Charlie finds there is nothing funnier than everyday life - especially his. His subject matter ranges from travel to politics, road rage, stupid people, fatherhood, marriage and sex (and lack thereof). It’s high energy, fast paced and extremely hilarious. See website for show times. $8. Connxtions Comedy Club, 5319 Heatherdowns, Toledo. www.connxtionscomedyclub.com.

[ health ]

It’s Time to Get it Together, This 8-week workshop is for women of incest, child sexual abuse, and rape survivors and women co-survivors such as spouse, partner, parents, siblings, friends.

The purpose of this workshop is to provide participants with the information and skills to forever manage the triggers that can follow being sexually abused. 6-8:00pm. $175, $100 Co-Survovors.

Elizabeth House, 3837 Secor Road, Toledo.

419-729-0245. www.mynirvananow.org.

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Sunday, Jan. 3 TMA’s Chihuly Exhibit

His collection is amazing - I’m excited they’ve extended the event!

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Wednesday, Dec. 23 9th Annual Christmas Rock Show - Mickey Finns

I will be ticklin’ the ivories for a near and dear cause.

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Thursday, Dec. 31 Manhattan’s Big Apple Bash

Either stay home and eat Mallomars or go to the Bash. Choices, choices...

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Thursday, Dec. 31 Sakura’s 1/2 off martinis, 4:30 - 6:30 p.m.

Because I love them.

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THE COOSTERS WORN OUT LIBERTINES

“If you want something done right, do it yourself,” says The Coosters frontman, Steven J. Athanas. The prominent Toledo singersongwriter spoke briefly with me about The Coosters first album, Worn Out Libertines, released earlier this month on Half MT Productions. From the song writing to the cutting and pasting of every individual album sleeve, this is Athanas’ baby. And it shows.

Worn Out Libertines is the second studio recording by Athanas, but a first with a full band backing him up. The line up features Larry Reinstein on mandolin, Dave Saygers on tuba, bass, and didgeridoo, Dick Lange on guitar, Jim Briggs on percussion and Athanas on guitar and lead vocals. “Musicianship is an incredible thing,” Athanas said. “I’m known as ‘Spedley’, as in ‘Special Ed’ among the other band members who are all classically trained.”

Athanas is the first to admit that among all the Coosters, he’s still stumbling around in the music arena, but I’m not sure he’s giving himself enough credit.

The new album is a testament to Athanas’ musical originality. Capturing a distinct music style he likes to call “eclectic acoustic,” Worn Out Libertines consists of eight whimsical gems—ranging in content from battling the winter blues (“Bed”) to dealing with coldblooded women (“Too Late Now”). Be aware that Athanas is a fan of rhyming, and randomly throwing in the “F” bomb (much to the dismay of his own father), but I can’t say I don’t approve.

The Coosters’ Worn Out Libertines is available now at Culture Clash, Ramalama and online at www.cdbaby.com.

—ER

TCP Frankie’s Inner City: Festivus w/ The Express Local Reunion, The Bleu Ox and The Tides

JAZZ, BLUES, AND R&B

Degage Jazz Cafe: Gene Parker Trio Manhattan’s Restaurant: The Rob Howard Trio Murphy’s Place: College Night TCP SouthBriar Restaurant: Ray Heitger’s N’Orleans Dixieland Jass Jam

ACOUSTIC, FOLK, AND ETHNIC

Basin St. Grill: Gregg Aranda Grumpy Dave’s Pub: Acoustic Night TCP

DANCE AND TECHNO

Avalon: Wenz Daze Open House Night TCP The Distillery: Rock Star Wednesdays

OTHER

Daddy Oh’s: Open Mic Night w/ Jason Quick and friends Martini and Nuzzi’s: Karaoke w/ Hank TCP Mickey Finn’s Pub: 9th Annual Rock Show South End Bar and Grille: Karaoke The Dog House Bar and Grill: Karaoke w/ Riz Pack The Roadhouse: Karaoke TCP The Village Idiot: X-Mas Party Mesmeric and Dance and Harpnotic WoodChuck’s: Karaoke w/ DJ Georgia Peach Yeeha’s Bar and Grill: Karaoke Night

THU, DEC 24

ROCK, POP AND HIP-HOP TCP Martini and Nuzzi’s: J. Woods The Bronze Boar: Rivers Edge

JAZZ, BLUES, AND R&B

SouthBriar Restaurant: Jeff McDonald’s Big Band Revival Party

DANCE AND TECHNO

Avalon: Temptation Thursdays TCP Mickey Finn’s Pub: Primal Groove

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Howard’s Club H: Charlie Tuna Christmas Special TCP Mutz Pub (at the Oliver House): Karaoke w/ DJ Georgia Peach The Michigan Tavern: Karaoke and Music w/ DJ Z Man

FRI, DEC 25 ROCK, POP AND HIP-HOP TCP

Howard’s Club H: WEe

DANCE AND TECHNO

TCP Wesley’s: An Old School Fridays Holiday Party

OTHER

El Camino Loco: Karaoke of Music Expressions Yeeha’s Bar and Grill: Ugly Christmas Sweater Party

SAT, DEC 26 ROCK, POP AND HIP-HOP

Fat Fish Blue: East River Drive TCP Frankie’s Inner City: We Are The Fury and The Falling Spikes Holiday Inn French Quarter: Noisy Neighbors Ladie’s Choice: Flyte 66 Mickey Finn’s Pub: Argyle Everything TCP The Black Cherry: Blood of the Prophets w/ Sworn Rival and Years of Resistance The Blarney Irish Pub: 2 Dudes and A Chick The Lounge (formerly Break Room Lounge): MAS FiNA WoodChuck’s: Glass Bead Game w/ Funkin’ Wagnalls and Focus Free Yeeha’s Bar and Grill: Christmas with the Websters, Annabelle Road and DJ Heat

JAZZ, BLUES, AND R&B

Degage Jazz Cafe: Andre Wright Murphy’s Place: Roosevelt Hatcher w/ The Murphys SouthBriar Restaurant: The Gay Galvin Trio TCP The Perchhouse: GOLDEN w/ CLASSIC SOUL and The Ajay’s

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ROCK, POP, & HIP-HOP

TCP Plush Ultra Lounge: Pure Plush Thursdays Yeeha’s Bar and Grill: Ladies Night w/ DJ Heat

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ATTACK! ATTACK!

MORE MUSIC

FESTIVALS/SPIRITUAL/ORCHESTRAS/ OUTDOORS/ MUSIC YOUR PARENTS LIKE

SATURDAY, JANUARY 2

2nd Annual Operation Smile Benefit Concert ft. Andrew Bova and Friends, 7pm.

Most young persons spend their 21st birthday celebrating in bars, but a young Perrysburg man will spend his landmark birthday raising the bar for donations to benefit children born with cleft lips and palates -- just like he was. Andrew Bova, a 2007 graduate of Perrysburg High School hosts Operation Smile. “Diatonic Harmony: A Concert in Two Parts.” First Presbyterian Church, 200 E. Broadway St., Maumee.

ACOUSTIC, FOLK, AND ETHNIC

El Camino Loco: Live Mexican Duet Flying Joe: Gazebo Howard’s Club H: Josh Denning Swig: Chris Shutters

COUNTRY AND BLUEGRASS

ACOUSTIC, FOLK, AND ETHNIC

Trotter’s Tavern: Jeff McDonald’s Big Band All Stars

Nagoya: Chicago Crystal Bowersox w/ Frankie May

MON, DEC 28

Glass City Cafe: Bluegrass Breakfast w/ The Blowing Grains Ground Level Coffee House: Old State Line

ROCK, POP AND HIP-HOP

DANCE AND TECHNO

Murphy’s Place: Murphy and Black

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Plush Ultra Lounge: Envy Saturdays The Distillery: DJ Party TCP The Ottawa Tavern: Wait Wait Don’t Touch Me TCP Wesley’s: Bang Tech 12 presents Jingle Beats

OTHER

The Dog House Bar and Grill: Karaoke The Village Idiot: The Werks

SUN, DEC 27 ROCK, POP AND HIP-HOP TCP

Frankie’s Inner City: The Cartridge Family

JAZZ, BLUES, AND R&B

The Village Idiot: Bob Rex Trio and Mike Corwin

Parkway Bar and Lounge: J. Woods and Eddie P.

JAZZ, BLUES, AND R&B ACOUSTIC, FOLK, AND ETHNIC

TCP Pizza Papalis: Dave Carpenter The Village Idiot: Frankie and Friends

OTHER

Ground Level Coffee House: Open Mic Night Lucky Louie’s: Karaoke w/ Jam DJ Manhattans Restaurant: Open Mic

TUE, DEC 29 ROCK, POP AND HIP-HOP

TCP Frankie’s Inner City: The Statements Christmas Party w/ Frank and Jesse, and Joey and the Traitors

JAZZ, BLUES, AND R&B

Murphy’s Place: Murphy and Black

ACOUSTIC, FOLK, AND ETHNIC

TCP Daddy Oh’s: Jason Hudson JJ’s Pub: Bobby May and Jon Barile Martini and Nuzzi’s: Jeff Stewart

DANCE AND TECHNO

The Distillery: ‘80s and ‘90s Night

OTHER

Degage Jazz Cafe: College Open Mic Night Rhouse: Karaoke w/ DJ Georgia Peach Coats

WED, DEC 30

ROCK, POP AND HIP-HOP

Howard’s Club H: Bruce & Cory with Zach Wilson TCP Woodchuck’s: 80,000 Dead w/ Years of Resistance, Arson Our Savior and Banner of the Sun

HEADLINERS/ FRIDAY, JANUARY 1 Get out your protective head gear, Attack! Attack! is coming.

This group of metalcore rockers from Columbus, Ohio are coming to Toledo to melt faces, instigate a few concussions, and make no apologies. While there’s no controlling what their fans might do, it’s certainly not Attack! Attack’s! intention to send you home in stitches (at least, we don’t think it is). The band is all about having a good time (see their rendition of Katie Perry’s “I Kissed A Girl”). With the energy of a three-month-old kitten, Attack!

Attack! is a young, up and coming band whose age averages around 20. The group has already turned heads at the infamous punk/emo music festival, the Warped Tour, and has also received favorable reviews in national music magazines. Catch their winter tour at Headliners on January, 1. Miss May I, and I AM Abomination also play. 8 p.m. $12. 4500 N. Detroit Ave. 419-693-5300/ www.headlinerstoledo.com.

—ER

JAZZ, BLUES, AND R&B

Degage Jazz Cafe: Gene Parker Trio SouthBriar Restaurant: Ray Heitger’s N’Orleans Dixieland Jass Jam TCP The Omni: Jazz Night in the Annex

ACOUSTIC, FOLK, AND ETHNIC

Grumpy Dave’s Pub: Acoustic Night Shawn’s Irish Tavern: Dave Carpenter Treo Restaurant: Bobby May and Jon Barile

DANCE AND TECHNO

Avalon: Wenz Daze Open House Night TCP

Basin St. Grill: Jeff Stewart

The Bronze Boar: DJ Brandon Duke

OTHER

Martini and Nuzzi’s: Karaoke w/ Hank South End Bar and Grille: Karaoke The 1901: Karaoke WoodChuck’s: Karaoke w/ DJ Georgia Peach

Yeeha’s Bar and Grill: Karaoke Night

THU, DEC 31 ROCK, POP AND HIP-HOP Fat Fish Blue: New Year’s Eve w/ East River Drive Howard’s Club H: The Junk

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TCP Mickey Finn’s Pub: Cetan Clawson w/ Boogaloosa Prayer TCP The Blarney Irish Pub: New Year’s Eve Bash w/ Tru Brew The Village Idiot: Hullabaloo

JAZZ, BLUES, AND R&B

TCP Manhattan’s Restaurant: The Big Apple NYE Bash w/ It’s Essential!

TCP Murphy’s Place: New Year’s Eve Gala w/ Nicole Heitger, Ellie Martin, Mae Sattler, Roosevelt Hatcher and The Murphys Papa’s Tavern: New Years Eve Party SouthBriar Restaurant: Jeff McDonald’s Big Band Revival Party The Palms: GOLDEN w/ CLASSIC SOUL and The Ajay’s

DANCE AND TECHNO

TCP Avalon: New Year’s Ever 2010 w/ DJs Manny, Rob Sample, Matt Lewis and more TCP Doc Watson’s: New Year’s Eve Bash Ottawa Tavern: New Year’s Eve w/ APB The Distillery: New Year’s Eve Party w/ DJ Al

ACOUSTIC, FOLK, AND ETHNIC

Basin St. Grille: Earregulars El Camino Loco: Live Mexican Duet Manhattan’s Restaurant: Chris Knopp TCP Swig: Shane Piasecki

COUNTRY AND BLUEGRASS TCP

The Blarney Irish Pub: Kentucky Chrome

SUN, JAN 3 ACOUSTIC, FOLK, AND ETHNIC

TCP Nagoya: Chicago Crystal Bowersox w/ Frankie May

MON, JAN 4 ROCK, POP AND HIP-HOP

Parkway Bar and Lounge:J. Woods and Eddie P.

OTHER

Manhattan’s Restaurant: Open Mic Night

OTHER

TCP Headliners: Attack Attack w/ I Am Abomination Ladie’s Choice: Flyte 66 TCP The Ottawa Tavern: Boogaloosa Prayer Yeeha’s Bar and Grill: Hoozier Daddy

JAZZ, BLUES, AND R&B

Murphy’s Place: Murphy and Friends

ACOUSTIC, FOLK, AND ETHNIC

TCP The Blarney Irish Pub: Happy New Year w/ Rick Whited

DANCE AND TECHNO

TCP Wesley’s Bar: Old School Fridays w/ DJs Folk, Perrine and N. Mattimoe

OTHER

El Camino Loco: Karaoke of Music Expressions

SAT, JAN 2 ROCK, POP AND HIP-HOP

Attic on Adams: Buzz, Dave and Ian Mickey Finn’s Pub: Mind Fish w/ Stomp the Condor Pizza Papalis: Dave Carpenter and the Jaeglers The Distillery: Venyx Yeeha’s Bar and Grill: Hoozier Daddy

JAZZ, BLUES, AND R&B

Degage Jazz Cafe: Ben Jannson Murphy’s Place: The Murphys w/ Jeff Zavac TCP SouthBriar Restaurant: The Gay Galvin Trio

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JJ’s Pub: Bobby May and Jon Barile TCP Murphy’s Place: Murphy and Black

ACOUSTIC, FOLK, AND ETHNIC

Daddy Oh’s: Jason Hudson Martini and Nuzzi’s: Jeff Stewart

OTHER

TCP Degage Jazz Cafe: College Open Mic Night Rhouse: Karaoke w/ DJ Georgia Peach

MICKEY FINN’S/ THURSDAY, DECEMBER 31

Get ready for a musical revolution this New Year’s Eve when Monroe, Michigan native Cetan Clawson brings his power trio to Mickey Finn’s. The 21-yearold guitar prodigy fronts the Cetan Clawson Revolution —supported

by Adam Padden and Danny Pazuchowski on the rhythm section—with their powers combined, creating a mix of blues, rock and high energy. If the name already sounds familiar, we wouldn’t be surprised. The Cetan Clawson Revolution is featured on the latest edition of the popular Rock Band video game, with their hit single “White Heat” off the 2006 album of the same name. Since the release of White Heat, the trio has been touring the country, sending their fans back to, as Clawson puts it, “Taking old things and making them fresh. [Blues guys] make it new, not better, but in an original way.” With a reissue of White Heat on Universal, the the band is sure to start a revolution. Stay tuned for a new album, The Feedback Gospel, which will include impressive recordings with legendary artists Chris Layton (Stevie Ray Vaughan drummer), Chris “Frenchie” Smith (Jet, Dandy Warhols, The Meat Puppets) and more. The Cetan Clawson Revolution graces Toledo on Thursday, December 31 at Mickey Finn’s. Boogaloosa Prayer and Oxford Cotton also play. 9 p.m. $8. 602 Lagrange St. 419-246-3466/ www.mickeyfinnspub.com.

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FRI, JAN 1 ROCK, POP AND HIP-HOP

TUE, JAN 5 JAZZ, BLUES, AND R&B

CETAN CLAWSON REVOLUTION

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TCP 201 Morris (next to the Oliver House Complex): NYE @ 201 Morris w/ DJ N. Mattimoe, GoLab and All Good Funk Alliance Attic on Adams: The Attic’s NYE House Party Collingwood Arts Center: Toledo’s Underground NYE Party Great Hall at the Stranahan Theater: 25th Annual Big Band New Year’s Eve Party w/ Johnny Knorr & His Orchestra Holiday Inn French Quarter: NYE w/ Nightline Band, Jackpot and Green Eyed Soul TCP Miss Cue: New Year’s Party 2010 TCP The Clazel: The Roarin’ ‘20s NYE Party w/ Hepcat Revival The Dog House Bar and Grill: New Year’s Eve Party Yeeha’s Bar and Grill: New Year’s Bash

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ANNOUNCEMENTS

FREE KID’S CHESS LESSONS k-6 every sat 9-11am at the children’s’ library 325 Michigan. For more info 419-259-5231

Nearly 400 Singles Last Year!

Hundreds of dollars in Prizes

Christmas & New Year’s Celebration Sunday December 27, 2009

7pm till 1am Live Band, Balloon Drop, noise Makers, Hats, Party Favors, Special Munchies, Santa, White Elephant Gift Exchange

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ATTENTION TOLEDO DIY ARTISTS! The Attic on Adams wants you to come down on Sunday afternoons to exhibit—and sell—your creative wares.

Artisan Sunday is your chance to hang out at Uptown’s hippest pub while giving your muse a chance to shine. Call Amelia at 419-243-5350 for information. 17th and Adams (above Manos) ________________________ DOES ANYONE KNOW where the Frogs Of Toledo went? If so email Conley.Amanda@ymail.com ________________________ APHASIA SUPPORT GROUP meets at Dazy Aphasia Centre, 2940 Douglas Rd. Toledo 43606. Every Wednesday at 5:30 p.m. The group is for stroke survivors with Aphasia & their caregivers. ________________________ DISCUSSION CIRCLES for women incest and child sexual abuse survivors.

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Gift Certificates available. ________________________ LICENSED PROFESSIONAL COUNSELOR Treating individuals, couples, & children. Competitive rates & new client incentives.

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Same day cash. Call Dale. 419-7072369 or Patsy 419-708-0914 ________________________

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real estate advertising in this paper is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act, which makes it illegal to advertise any preference, limitation or discrimination based on race, sex, religion, handicap, national origin or familial status. This paper will not knowingly accept any advertising for residential real estate which is in violation of the law. All readers are hereby informed that all residential properties advertised in this publication are available on an equal opportunity basis.

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HELP WANTED ________________________ THE LUCAS COUNTY EDUCATIONAL SERVICE CENTER GOVERNING BOARD is announcing a Board vacancy.

Applicants must reside in the following local school district boundaries, Anthony Wayne, Springfield, Washington and Ottawa Hills. Interested applicants should send a letter of interest, resume and completed Board Candidate application.

The application will be available on line at www.lucas.k12.oh.us under the category Human Resources, Board Candidate or by calling 419-246-3126 to arrange to pick up a paper application. The application packet should be addressed to the Board President and may be mailed or left at the main entrance desk, at 2275 Collingwood Blvd, Toledo Ohio, 43620, during regular hours of operation. All application materials must be received by 4:00 p.m.

January 8, 2010. Applications will be paper-screened and candidates will be selected for interviews with the Governing Board.

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JAM SECTION MUSICIANS SEEKING EXPERIENCED BASS PLAYER needed

in working variety band. Should be able to play Modern Country, Classic Rock, and R & B. Vocal ability very helpful. Call Chris 419-265-1953 after 4p.

OLD SCHOOL WEEKEND JAM “ Its Es-

sential” Nov 13-14 at The Palm Bar and Grill 3835 N. Detroit Ave.

GOLDEN WITH CLASSIC SOUL seeking

background singers, male and female. www.goldenclassicsoul.com 419-508-0190.

BAND SEEKS DRUMMER. Cover

& originals. Play gigs. Listen at myspace.com/theelementsofrock Contact: theelementsrock@gmail. com

GUITAR PLAYER SEEKS

working old time rock n’ roll band. Call Keith at 419-392-5020 SINGER/SONGWRITER/ GUITARIST. AC/DC to Foo

Fighters. Call Joe 419867-1848 LEAD VOCALIST plays

drums and keyboards.

Looking for band or musicians. Call 419-691-2820.

LESSONS FREE GUITAR LESSONS

Rock, Blues, Country, all styles; 30 yrs. experience. Give me a call, what do you have to lose?

419-514-6097.

CIRO LOOKING FOR DRUMMER; pos-

LESSONS, EXPERIENCED INSTRUCTOR.

sible originals. Call 419-382-3271

Any instrument, any style. Contact Mike 419-376-8111.

VOCALIST/SONGWRITER/PIANIST

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Available for pop and rock band and seeking other musicians.

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Hammond Organ. Dual keyboard.

Auto-rhythm. All stops, foot pedals, excellent condition. $350. call 419476-0635 after 4 pm

Rentals CELTIC HARPIST

Available for concert, lessons, workshops, weddings, renaissance, Gypsy, Folk, Rock, Classical, improvisation. CDs Available.

Contact Monet at www.myspace. com/harpzombie 419-304-6762 BANDS, ARTISTS, MUSICIANS: REHEARSAL, jam, recording and now

storage spaces available 24/7 access. No noise restrictions. Call the house of rock 419-346-5803.

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THE KYLE TURNER JAZZ PIANO CHRISTMAS TRIO! Live music will

add an excellent ambience to any holiday party or meeting! (419)2832893 THE RAVE-ONS are now booking.

Vintage Rock and Roll. Call Jeff 419-269-0633.

Wanted to buy USED CONGA DRUMS. 419-345-2822

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TOLEDO VET OFFERS STEM CELL THERAPY

With her recent accreditation, Dr. Susie Ferguson, of Holly Farms Animal Care, is one of only two veterinarians in the Toledo area able to perform Stem Cell Therapy for dogs. The therapy is for the treatment of arthritis, as well as tendon and ligament injuries, and involves surgically removing about 2-3 tablespoons of fat from the abdomen or shoulder blade area of the dog. The sample is then sent for immediate processing, which entails isolating the stem and regenerative cells to be injected back into the dog. Because the cells are not engineered or modified in any way, the process is natural and there is no reaction.

Owners of pets who undergo this therapy see results within 2-4 weeks. While the cost of therapy is high at $2,500, the benefits for the pet could be priceless.

For more information, call 419-841-3323. Holly Farms Animal Care Center, 6705 West Bancroft. www.hollyfarmsvet.com.

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routine medical needs? MenuCare, a new doctor-owned and -managed retail health clinic, has recently opened its first location within Westfield Franklin Park. The clinic offers diagnosis, treatment and prescriptions by licensed, board certified, medical professionals. Common illnesses treated include flu, sinus and ear infections, sore throat, minor skin conditions, allergies and respiratory infections. Also available are school and sports physicals, screenings and vaccinations.

“We’re not suggesting that the services MenuCare provides should take the place of your primary doctor,” says Shane Spencer, Chief Operating Officer. “MenuCare does, however, provide consumers with a convenient and high quality option for treatment of minor illnesses, vaccinations and sports physicals.”

The nurse practitioners at MenuCare have master’s degrees and use a local referral network of health care providers for patients if a diagnosis is made that requires the care of a physican.

MenuCare is open 7 days a week, open during mall business hours.

For more information, visit www. menucare.com.

1776 Tremainsville Rd. 888-315-9948.

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POLE DANCE FITNESS, build strength, flexibility and confidence in a fun and relaxed environment. Ladies only. Classes forming now. Pre-registration required.

Classes held at 10 S. Holland Sylvania Rd. Suite 302. Call Paulette’s Studio of Dance for more info. 419-654-3262 or www.Paulettesdancestudio.com. ________________________ BELLY DANCE – FOR THE FUN OF IT! Shake things up with Aegela, international artist and award-winning choreographer. Women of all ages and shapes welcome. No prior dance training needed. Daytime and evening classes begin January 18. $55 for 6 week session. Martin School, 10 S. Holland Sylvania at Hill, Toledo. www.aegela.com, aegela@mindspring.com, (517) 918-9547 ________________________

HOT YOGA in Perrysburg uses heat to heal and strengthen. Warm muscles are suppler and result in deeper stretching with less soreness. FREE community classes 10:45am-11:45am. New Student Special 10 Days for $20! Ongoing AM & PM Classes. Visit: www.hotyogawithjoe. com or call 419-874-2911 ________________________ INTEGRATION YOGA STUDIO, the Place to Be: NEW YEAR SPECIAL: First class free to new students. Also, bring a friend new to IYS and if he/she registers for a 6-week session, you receive $10 off yours! Gift certificates available. 4633 West Bancroft (just west of Talmadge). www.integrationyogastudio.com. (419) A-OM-YOGA. yoga.jenn@sbcglobal.net

TEBA – Toledo Evolutionary Bodywork Alliance: Your Connection to the Greater Toledo Area’s Professional Holistic Bodywork Teachers and Practitioners! Members: Amy Adamczak, Certified Rolfer, Certified Pilates Instructor Caitlin Cousino, LMT, Thai Massage Therapy Shelly DeMeo, Birth Doula, Pregnancy/Therapeutic Massage Andrew Lesniewicz, HypnoTherapist, Counselor Jerry Levin, PhD, LMT Lisa Lutman PT,CSCI - The center at Alternative Physical Therapy Jenn McCullough, Certified Yoga Instructor & Owner Integration Yoga Studio Debra Reis, Nia, Aromatherapy, Healing Touch Isis Rose Magdalena (Tobie Saad) of Acoustic Arcana – CCT, Rose Twin Flame © Reiki, Frequency Attunement and CCT ©, Intuitive Life Coaching, Nontraditional Wedding Services Cathy Skiver, Registered Yoga Teacher Jay Weik, Shobu Aikido of Ohio, Toledo Zen Center.

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and Christmas Day all goes well. Not true on the 26th so keep a low profile. Do some “undecorating” on the 28th and 29th. There is a full moon and eclipse the 31st so celebrate quietly. Avoid travel on the 1st , stay close to home until you return to your routine on the 5th.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20) You are helping

someone less fortunate the 23rd. You make sure everyone around you has a perfect holiday the 24th and 25th. Head for the sales on the 26th but be prepared for mass confusion. You can choose starting 2010 in a new place or an old place with friends. Put away gifts the 2nd.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20) Christmas Eve

finds you on the road. Combine friends with family Christmas Day. At 9:38 AM the 26th Mercury retrogrades taking some of your energy and enthusiasm with it. The full moon the 31st highlights money. Include “thrift” as a resolution. You are in TV trance on the 1st.

CANCER (June 21-July 22) You have to be in

two places at once on the 24th and 25th to keep everybody happy. Plans change on the 26th. Do as much as possible on the 31st as the full moon shines on you. Wear your sunglasses! You avoid sleep to get in shape and get organized for 2010.

Put your feet up on the 5th.

LEO (July 23-August 22) The 24th and 25th

are perfect. The 26th is frustrating. Staying on schedule the 29th and 30th is difficult. End 2009 on a sunny beach or a cozy ski lodge. Football games beckon you on the 1st. Get armed with serious resolutions starting the 5th. You need to concentrate on your physical health.

VIRGO

(August 23-September 22) You are pleasantly surprised with gifts as you pitch in to help with Christmas dinner. You continue to cooperate but lose some pep when Mercury retrogrades on the 26th. Spend New Year’s Eve quietly, close to home. Begin 2010 packing away gifts and decorations.

LIBRA (September 23-October 22) While

ing on the 23rd so you can head out on the 27th to start the New Year in a New place. The red flags are up the 26th, 28th and 30th. Your New Year’s Eve is perfect and you are sentimental. Return to the real world on the 2nd.

SCORPIO (October 23-November 21) Your

Christmas is delightful. The key word from the 26th to the 31st is ‘PATIENCE.” Lessons need to be learned New Year’s Eve. New Year’s Day is devoted to parades and football. From the 2nd thru the 4th remove all traces of the holiday from your home.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22-December 20) On the 24th and 25th you entertain at home.

On the 26th the void-of-course moon and Mercury retrograde complicate your shopping. Try to get your house in order the 29th and 30th. Celebrate the New Year in a new place. Catch up on your rest the 2nd and 3rd.

CAPRICORN (December 21-January 19)

Venus comes to your sign on Christmas Day. Your holiday is like a picture on a Hallmark card.

Be cautious if you travel on the 27th and 28th.

Celebrate the New Year at a luxury resort. Indulge yourself on the 2nd. Give orders on the 4th and you will be obeyed.

AQUARIUS (January 20-February 18) You

may be at the mall Christmas Eve. Christmas Day you are with friends and family. New Year’s Eve is party time and thinking up resolutions. On New Year’s Day you have eyes only for the TV and good food. Untrim your place the 2nd and 3rd.

PISCES (February 19-March 20th) You are

on top of your world through Christmas Day. Then you are out and about early the 26th exchanging gifts and seeking bargains. New Year’s Eve is quiet and romantic. New Year’s Day you watch a little TV and do some reading. Whistle while you work on the 2nd and 3rd.

Sue Lovett is available for personal astrology readings and private parties.

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December 23 • January 5 Listing all of the planetary action for the next two weeks would take a full page!

Expect the unexpected, allow extra time for everything, be patient and understanding.

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Across 1. Secondary letter addenda 5. 6 Lakes vehicles 8. Like infomercials, often 14. “I could ___ horse!”

15. Era 16. Animatronic toy bear Teddy 17. Minor cut?

18. Peanut butter at the break of day?

20. Ouagadougou’s continent 22. “Take This Job and Shove It” composer David Allan 23. Gay-window link 24. One who sets a VHS of “The Crying Game” precisely to the money shot?

28. Mentalist’s prefix 29. “___ Boot” 30. Carrie played her in Episodes IV - VI 33. Flight unit?

35. “Goldfinger” depository 37. Kangaroo pouch 40. Balls: Yiddish 42. Election Day abbr.

43. Ric who produced the first Weezer record 45. Album epilogue 47. Himalayan legend 48. Station Lou Dobbs recently quit 49. First-year law students 53. Cash carrier for lawn game enthusiasts?

57. Disgusted word 59. Pencil, late in life 60. “Relax, private!”

61. “You’re rich, with cabbage delish/Once tried, always on my side,” e.g.?

65. Place for relics, perhaps 66. Conger catcher 67. “Little Plastic Castle” singer DiFranco 68. Cognac grade 69. Have a connection 70. “Miami Vice” theme composer Hammer 71. Poetic nights

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Down 1. Passover, in the Haggadah 2. Cook, as hash browns 3. Incite 4. Homo ___ (people) 5. Palindromic “M*A*S*H*” nickname 6. Old computer monitor letters 7. Fix a seam, e.g.

8. He directed Charlton in “Touch of Evil” 9. Microwaved 10. 61, in old Rome 11. Clear 12. They’re usually left after dinner 13. New Age name 19. Military procedural spun off from “JAG” 21. Put in gear?

25. Chop up, as footage 26. Area with active fire, perhaps 27. Puma prey 31. Note left after stealing a roommate’s food, say 32. Bunyan’s tool 34. Diving bird 35. Poutine is full of it 36. It may be cleared before a speech 37. Phoenix Earth Food Co-Op bean 38. Big name in hardware 39. Multipurpose 41. Give up on fourth down, as the Browns 44. Round Table title 46. Taking time off 48. Sugar unit 50. Go by 51. Teacher’s unit 52. Prepares, as tea 54. One way to be high 55. Cite 56. Entrance 57. Software designer’s consideration 58. Fox drama since May, 2009 62. Huge New Deal agcy.

63. ___ Mahal 64. “Messenger” molecule

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cherry for choice It was an explosion of art, mayhem and progressive fellowship at Art for the Cause, a two-part fundraiser for the Agnes Reynolds Jackson Fund at the Black Cherry Infoshop and Community Center on Friday, December 11 and Saturday, December 12.

Named after a late Old West End philanthropist, the Agnes Reynolds Jackson Fund provides financial assistance to women who cannot afford a safe, legal abortion. More information on the program can be found on Facebook.

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The crowd mingles at Art for the Cause.

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Metamotive gets everyone rockin’ in the basement of the Black Cherry.

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TCP staffers took a break from the daily grind

Matt Toepher shows his support of a Sarah Doss painting with a “thumbs up”.

to enjoy the season and each other’s company with the annual Holiday Party. Held at the beautiful Mansion View Inn, we enjoyed a delicious dinner, spirits, and the revelation of our Secret Santas. Here are a few of the photos acceptable for print.

Danielle Suffron and Allison Garcia take a break from the holiday festivities to smile for the camera.

Emily Rippe, Ashley Schank, Amanda Holman, Danielle Suffron, and Beth Wayton toast to an evening of fun with coworkers.

Nate Schank and Robin Armstrong are all smiles with the holiday spirit.

Nathan Mattimoe shows off a gift card from the jolly old elf himself, Mark Jacobs.

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Best Christmas buds Erin Kanary and Gina Sares vow to have a night of board game debauchery.

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Jason Webber poses with his gift from Secret Santa, Sharon Kornowa.

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