THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
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BEAR BRACKETS: Semi-Finals Yogi Bear
Paul Teutul, Sr. Paul, Sr.
Yogi Winnie the Pooh
The Care Bears
Boo Boo
Baloo
Boo Boo
Teddy Ruxpin Boo Boo
Baloo
Bearenstein Bears
Baloo
Fozzy Bear
Teddy (from A.I.)
Fozzy
Teddy
The 3 Bears
Smokey the Bear
Fozzy
Teddy
Paddington
Masturbating Bear
Snuggles Snuggles Friday, August 6, 2010
Pedobear Pedobear
Semi-Finals
VS.
Fozzy Bear
Boo Boo
The battle of the bow-ties. Both combatants are extremely resourceful and will do anything to be victorious. In the end, what it will come down to will be experience vs. youth. Boo Boo始s extra energy and superior speed would be just enough to sneak out a win, and a spot in the finals. Winner: BOO BOO Friday, August 6, 2010
Semi-Finals
VS.
Baloo
Teddy (from A.I.)
Growing up in the jungle was enough to bring Baloo this far in the tournament, but it始s not enough to stop the technological onslaught that Teddy will reign down upon him. After blinding him with lasers and blacklights, Teddy would produce a hologram of Baloo始s beloved Mama. In that one moment of vulnerability, Teddy would make his final move, eliminating Baloo and securing his place in the finals. Winner: TEDDY Friday, August 6, 2010
BEAR BRACKETS: Finals Yogi Bear
Paul Teutul, Sr. Paul, Sr.
Yogi Winnie the Pooh
The Care Bears
Boo Boo
Baloo
Boo Boo
Teddy Ruxpin Boo Boo
Boo Boo
Baloo
Bearenstein Bears
Baloo
Fozzy Bear
Teddy (from A.I.)
Teddy
Fozzy
Teddy
The 3 Bears
Smokey the Bear
Fozzy
Teddy
Paddington
Masturbating Bear
Snuggles Snuggles Friday, August 6, 2010
Pedobear Pedobear
Finals
VS.
Teddy (from A.I.)
Boo Boo
Grueling bouts. Exhausting affairs. It all comes down to this. The final two combatants in the Bear Brawl. One, a young and spry veteran who始s used his years of deviously silent study to carry him to this final round. The other, a relative unknown who始s used the scientific gifts of innovation bestowed upon his tiny frame to reach this ultimate showdown. Who will be the last bear standing?.... Friday, August 6, 2010
...and the king of the bears is...
Friday, August 6, 2010
Bear 141 Bear 141 A shocking last-minute entrant! Bear 141 has a proven track record of eating people. The famed “Grizzly Man,� Timothy Treadwell was literally ripped to pieces by this monster. Even Werner Herzog, a man who pulled Jaoquin Phoenix from a car wreck AND was once shot in the stomach during an interview (AND STILL CONTINUED THE INTERVIEW) is scared shitless of Bear 141. I mean really. Do you really think any of these other light-in-the-loafer Ursidae stand a chance against this maneater? HE ATE A GUY. Nuff said. Friday, August 6, 2010
BEAR BRACKETS Yogi Bear
Paul Teutul, Sr. Paul, Sr.
Yogi Winnie the Pooh
The Care Bears
Boo Boo
Baloo
Boo Boo
Teddy Ruxpin Boo Boo
Boo Boo
Baloo Baloo
Bearenstein Bears
Bear 141 Fozzy Bear
Teddy (from A.I.)
Teddy
Fozzy
Teddy
The 3 Bears
Smokey the Bear
Fozzy
Teddy
Paddington
Masturbating Bear
Snuggles Snuggles Friday, August 6, 2010
Pedobear Pedobear
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
BEAR BRAWL EXCLUSIVELY ON Friday, August 6, 2010
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