A Man and his Wife are asleep in bed, when suddenly they’re awoken by a Stranger’s cries outside.
! P L HE
Monday, July 12, 2010
The Man gets out of bed and walks to the window to see what the Stranger wants.
?
Monday, July 12, 2010
Can you please help me? I’m stuck. I need a push.
Absolutely not! It’s the middle of the night! My wife and I are trying to sleep. We need to WORK in the morning! GO AWAY!
Monday, July 12, 2010
The Man goes back to bed with his Wife. A half-hour or so later, they’re awoken again by the Stranger.
E S A PLE P! L E H
Monday, July 12, 2010
The Man, even angrier, goes back to the window to confront the Stranger again.
Please sir. I really need your help. Just one push and I’ll be on my way.
Monday, July 12, 2010
...And I said NO! My wife and I both need our sleep. GO. AWAY!
The Man goes back to bed with his Wife. A half-hour or so later, they’re awoken yet again by the Stranger.
! E M P L HE SE.... A E L P
Monday, July 12, 2010
I. Said.
Monday, July 12, 2010
NO!!!!
The Man goes back to bed with his Wife. But this time... Sweetheart, why don’t you just go out and give the poor man a push? Don’t you remember that time our car got stuck, and that nice couple pushed us out? Who knows how long we would have been there without them.
Monday, July 12, 2010
fine
Begrudgingly, the Man gets out of bed and walks onto his front porch, and calls out to the Stranger.
OK. I give.You said you needed a push. Now where are you?
Monday, July 12, 2010
The Stranger is so relieved. He excitedly replies...
OH THANK YOU! THANK YOU SO MUCH! I’m over here....
Monday, July 12, 2010
...on the swing!
Monday, July 12, 2010