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Musician. Writer. Man about town. Freddie Bourne has his finger on the pulse of the tri-state, and he's here's to tackle your questions about life, love and other stuff. No matter the subject, he's got a take on it - whether you want to hear it or not.

ARE YOU IN ANY WAY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CANADIAN DUST CLOUD THAT'S BEEN BLANKETING THE US OVER THE LAST SEVERAL WEEKS?

Dear Ozone,

It’s entirely possible that is true. Just because it’s supposedly fresh sushi at the Chinese buffet, doesn’t mean it’s that way when it comes out.

RECENTLY, SEVERAL HIGH-PROFILE MUSICAL PERFORMERS HAVE BEEN HIT BY FLYING OBJECTS FROM THE CROWD. WHAT DO PEOPLE GENERALLY THROW AT YOU WHEN YOU PERFORM?

Dear My Only Singular Fan,

Usually, people throw a lot of words my way that I cannot comprehend because they are either intoxicated or have become starstruck after mistaking me for Seth Rogen or the dude from Kings of Leon (when my hair is cut short). And the answer is no - I will not play Patrick Swayze’s “She’s Like the Wind.”

IF IT TURNED OUT THAT YOUR BRIDE-TO-BE WAS THE SECRET CRUSH OF LEONARDO DICAPRIO, WOULD YOU DO THE RESPECTFUL THING AND STEP ASIDE OR VOW TO FIGHT FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE?

Dearest Leo,

Frankly, I think you're using her to get to me. But the only way I’ll step aside is if your private plane is right next to me with the tray table down, ready for me to devour a pork shank. And the only fighting I’ll do is for the environment via the Leonardo DiCaprio Foundation.

Love you, L. You still have my number.