AWOL Issue 138

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8 July 2011

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an end to conflict? early signs that election result will be respected, but can it last?

HUA HIN THAILAND The size of the victory for the Phue Thai party in Sunday’s General Election has, for the time being, muted any pre-vote thoughts of another coup or mass demonstrations by the opposition. For the record, the current seat count between the two main parties is 265 to Phue Thai and 159 to the Democrats, with the only apparent problems coming for the third placed party BhumjaiThai, with investigations being carried out into some alleged electoral frauds. In Prachuap Kiri Khan the Democrats were dominant as expected, although detailed results have not been made available for individual towns or areas yet, only general provincial results. The announcements made so far by the Prime Minister in waiting, Yingluck Shinawatra, seem to indicate that an early and potentially provocative return to Thailand by her brother Thaksin is not likely to happen, and the acceptance of the poll result by both the army and the Democrats, without the anatagonistic and defiant words that has been characteristic in recent years, all seems to signal some form of reconciliation, with very few people wanting a repeat of the troubles of the last few years. This is all good news for Thailand, regardless of how the policies of the new government are implemented; business experts seem to think these policies will weaken the baht because of the finances that will be required, and if that is the case it will be a boost to the tourist industry, exporters and, of course, expats. If the positive mood prevails, this will be a huge benefit to Hua Hin, and we can look forward to the next high season with some optimism. It is, however, still a very big ‘if’, but so far, so good.

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CITY Min. Max. Weather Amsterdam 12 21 Thunderstorms Athens 22 35 Fine Auckland 8 13 Showers Beijing 20 34 Fine Berlin 17 23 Rain Buenos Aires 3 15 Fine Chicago 17 27 Cloudy Copenhagen 11 18 Rain Dubai 33 39 Scattered Clouds Dublin 12 16 Showers Geneva 14 25 Rain Helsinki 16 25 Clear Ho Chi Minh City 24 33 Thunderstorms Hong Kong 27 30 Chance of Rain Islamabad 28 36 Chance of Rain Jakarta 25 30 Mist Jerusalem 24 33 Fine Johannesburg 3 15 Cloudy Karachi 28 34 Cloudy Kuala Lumpur 25 34 Thunderstorms London 14 18 Rain Madrid 15 30 Fine Manila 25 31 Thunderstorms Mexico City 13 25 Thunderstorms Moscow 19 24 Rain New Delhi 27 35 Thunderstorms New York 21 33 Cloudy Oslo 10 20 Chance of Rain Paris 14 24 Showers Perth 6 15 Clear Phnom-Penh 24 36 Chance of Rain Rio De Janeiro 11 19 Showers Riyadh 30 41 Scattered Clouds Rome 19 28 Cloudy San Francisco 12 22 Fine Singapore 25 32 Thunderstorms Stockholm 15 22 Scattered Clouds Sydney 6 16 Fine Tokyo 26 32 Cloudy Vientiane 25 35 Scattered Clouds Yangon 26 32 ? T-storms Zurich 16 22 Showers

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Police 191 Crime 195 Currency Baht Fire 199 US Dollar 30.19 Traffic Control Centre 197 Pound Sterling 48.21 Highway Police 1193 Euro 43.17 Tourist Police 1699 Japanese Yen 37.13 Tourist Service Centre 1155 Malaysian Ringgit 9.26 Missing Persons 02 282 1815 Singapore Dollar 24.48 Hua Hin Police Station 032 511 027 Brunei Dollar 23.74 Cha-Am Police Station 032 471 321 Chinese Yuan 4.64 Bangkok Hospital Hua Hin 1719 Indonesian Rupiah 3.16 Hua Hin Hospital 032 511 743 Indian Rupee 0.58 San Paulo Hospital 032 532 576 to 585 Korean Won 0.02 Hua Hin Red Cross 032 512 567 Australian Dollar 32.32 Hua Hin Municipality 032 532433 New Zealand Dollar 24.85 Hua Hin Tessabahn 032 511 047 Swiss Franc 35.85 Hua Hin Immigration Of. 032 522 656 Danish Krone 5.78 Hua Hin Bus Terminal Norwegian Krone 5.54 (non air-con) 032 511 230 Swedish Krona 4.74 (air-con) 032 511654, 512543 Canadian Dollar 31.28 Hua Hin Railway Station 032 511 073 UAE Dirham 6.63 TAT 032 513885 Bahrain Dinar 56.27 Tourist Info. Centre 032 512 120 Omani Rial 53.43 Hua Hin Electricity 032 512 215 Qatar Riyal 6.52 Hua Hin Water 032 511 677 AWOL makes no warranties, express or implied, TOT 032 519 000/001 regarding these rates and shall not be liable for TT&T 032 532 018 any losses or damages incurred in connection with them.

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fond of, the expression in various forms. He used it in The Taming of the Shrew, 1596: Petruchio: [To Katharina] Thus in plain terms: your father hath consented That you shall be my wife; your dowry ‘greed on; And, Will you, nill you, I will marry you. [i.e. I will marry you, whether you like it or not.] and again, in Hamlet: First Clown: Give me leave. Here lies the water; good: here stands the man; good; if the man go to this water, and drown himself, it is, will he, nill he, he goes. [i.e. If a man chooses to drown he enters the water, if he chooses not, he leaves.] The ‘undecided’ meaning of the expression appears to have spawned the later ‘shilly-shally’. The OED is a little lax in dating this from the end of the 19th century. They cite Sir Walter Besant’s novel The Orange Girl, 1898: “Let us have no more shilly shally, willy nilly talk.” That makes the connection between ‘willy-nilly’ and ‘shilly-shally’ apparent. There are literally thousands of 18th and 19th century pre-datings of the phrase, in various newspapers and works of literature; for example, The Adventures of Dick Hazard, 1755: Where I quartered, a good buxom Widow kept the house; and I had her before I was ten days in town --D-- me. She knew things better than to stand Shilly Shally. Is there an English phrase or saying that you would like to know more about? Email it to us on submissions@awolonline.net and we will do our best to uncover it’s origin.

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• Mr Dan’s Guesthouse & Bar Every Thursday killer pool competition • Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102 (p 27) Due to the great successes of our all you can drink promotion, we are changing it to 250.bt all you can drink every Thursday from 7 - 9pm. Play Killer pool, winner takes all plus the winner will get free drinks from 7 - 9pm the following Thursday. Don’t miss out on a great night at Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102. call for more info 087 155 7737. • JW’s, Soi Selekam/Poolsuk Quiz night Saturday 9th July. Please contact venue for more details. Regular Events

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YOUR 8 DAYs A WEEK GUIDE TO LOCAL EVENTS. If you want your performance featured here on Hua Hin Live, send your information to: huahinlive@awolonline.net Don’t Miss This Week Souay Vista Social Club Live music every night! Sundays & Wednesdays - Eddi & the Joker Band. Tuesdays - The Stone Band. Fridays - Feature night. Mondays, Thursdays & Saturdays - Jam sessions /pot pourri; audience participation welcomed! Every day - Classical guitar sets during dinner.

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Upcoming Phra Lor Recital at Vic Hua Hin, Saturday, 30th July 2011, 7.30 pm Phra Lor is a famous Thai Epic, a love story of three lovers all written in poetry by one of the kings in Ayudhya period. About a charming and handsome prince with his two beautiful admirers. Many songs were written using the poetry from this book as lyrics and they have touched the hearts of the nation for centuries. This show will present some of them with new interpretation by the new generation of Thai musicians on Thai and western musical instruments. Tickets for 900, 700 and 500 Baht (students 50 % discount) are available at Vic Hua Hin: 032-827-814 to 815. Hua Hin Jazz Festival 2011 - the festival has now been confirmed to take place on Friday 26th and Saturday 27th August. The new organisers are Bangkok Fanatix, and the artist director in charge of the acts playing is Rene Marugg. One main stage on the beach behind the Sofitel is to be named in tribute to Miles Davis. Further information will be available as soon as it is confirmed.

Ongoing Hua Hin Grand Carnival at Centennial Park; every evening. Entrance fee is 20 baht weekdays, 50 baht weekends and holidays (free for children under 90cm). The fee excludes tickets for the rides, which are from 50-250 baht. Cicada Market and Performing Arts Fair. The Venue@Suansri. Fri/ Sat evenings from sunset to 12 pm, Sundays from 4pm; Dining, shopping, art, performances, and films in a beautiful park-like setting. A great place to spend an evening. SASI Dinner Theatre. SASI Restaurant. Nightly at 7pm, Dinner with Thai Contemporary theatre performance. Hua Hin Magic Show, Hilton Hotel. Thur. to Sat. at 8:00 pm; A full professional magic show. Adults 400 Bt. Children 200 Bt. Tel. 083 503 0999 Cabaret Show, Blue Angel Cabaret. Every night 8pm and 9:46pm. Midnight show on weekends. Art Exhibitions Alisa Art Gallery Naresdamri Rd 032 533385 Aourd Art Gallery 74 Poolsuk Rd. 084 862 3994 email: aourd_artgallery@ yahoo.co.uk Arkom Gallery Dechanuchit Rd. 085 292 1359 Art Jacky Gallery 178/115, Soi 80 (Soi Sarawat) 089 249 1018, 081 912 9490; email: jakthon@gmail.com www. artjacky.com. Art My Home Gallery 6 Chomsin Rd. 086 308 6747 Baan Sillapin 81 Moo 14 (Hua HinPala U Rd., Rt. 3218), Hin Lek Fai 032 534830, 087 047 7125 email: baansillapinhuahin@yahoo.co.th Chorn Art Gallery 999 Poolsuk Rd. 089 255 5654, email chorn_gallery@ yahoo.com Chub Cheeva Gallery Naebkehardt

Rd. Cicada Market Gallery NongkaeTakiab Rd. Dok Kaew Gallery 43/1 Poolsuk Rd. 081 197 6787 Furich@Fur Gallery Petchkasem Rd. Galerie Boonchuay Soi 72 (Night Market Street). 081 566 7008 email boonchuay2552@yahoo.com Green Gallery 3 Soi 51 (Damrongrat Rd) 032 530487, 083 791 0222, www. greenhuahin.com, email: info@ greenhuahin.com Pekko Gallery Night Market 089 890 2642 See Nam Gallery Petchkasem Rd. opp. Hin Nam Sai Suay 085 189 7108 Tumagon Art Gallery 2/2 Panja Plaza, Poolsuk Rd. 085 298 8706 email: gessom@hotmail.com Ton Khaow Art Gallery 53 Dechanuchit Rd. 086 075 8233 email: tonkhaw_p@yahoo.com Unity Art Gallery 15 Naresdamri Rd. 081 006 1612, 087 046 3222 email: unity_artgallery@yahoo.com World Gallery Petchkasem Rd. Nightly Music 4 Bands in Rotation, playing pleasant Thai pop-jazz and bossa nova nighty from 9 pm @Absorba Pub 100 Pipers Band. 100 Pipers Pub. Nightly exc Mon., 11 pm; Highenergy Thai country and rock. Ben Bamboo Saxophone at Joy Restaurant, Petchkasem at Soi 78. Nightly. Bossa Nova and Thai Popular Music. Every night@Thonglor Pub Classic Thai Peau Chiwit (Songs for Life). Nightly from about 10 pm @ Usapasang Pub Do-Re-Mi at Milestones Pub, Hilton Hotel. Every night except Tuesday. Classic pop. Highly entertaining. Jazz 4 Dinner with the Hua Hin Ensemble: Friday and Saturday from 7 to 10 pm @Rest Detail Hotel Live Jazz and Popular Music. Dusit Resort. House band play nightly in the Polo Bar, exc.Tues, starts 8pm.


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Rest Detail Hotel. Soi 19 at the beach, just North of the 19 Rai fairgrounds. 19/119 Soi Hua Hin 19. Tel: 032 547 733 http://www. restdetailhotel.com/ Sasi Restaurant, Khao Takiab. Next door to The Venue@Suansri, on soi Khao Takiab 83. Tel 032 512488 or 081 880 4004. Web www. sasirestaurant.com, email sasi@sasi-restaurant. com. Smoriang Pub. In the small soi that runs between San Paolo Hospital and the Grand night market. You’ll find Smoriang on the left, shortly before you hit the railroad tracks. Souay Vista Social Club. Soi 94. About 1km up from railway crossing after a twist in the road. Stone Head Tavern. On the south east corner of Petchkasem and Chomsin Roads (at the traffic light), 2nd floor. Enter from Chomsin. TauMai Restaurant. Petchkasem Rd on the ocean side. Two doors north of Index Living Mall. Terrace 90 Restaurant. Soi 90 (just before Market Village when heading north on Phetkasem Road) about 250 metres up on the right. Tel. 032 516587 email terrace90@gmail. com www;terrace-90.com The Duke’s Restaurant. Soi 51 (aka Damronrat Rd.) at the beach. Just off Naebkehardt Rd. Tel 03 251 5787. www.theduke51,com The Lord Webb, Restaurant & Bar, Khao Takiab Road, Hua Hin. Opposite Baan Lansat. Contact English 089-5488002. Thai 0890492141. Web www.thelordwebb.com. The Venue@ Suansri, Khao Takiab. On the corner of Khao Takiab Road and ‘Soi Hyatt’ (soi 83). Tel. 080 536 606. www.cicadamarket.net. Email cicada@cicadamarket.net Thonglor Pub. Soi 51, between Petchkasem and Naebkehardt Roads. Usapasang Pub (sign in Thai only). Petchkasem Road, inland side, south of Market Village. Vic Hua Hin Theatre and Patravadi Performing Arts Center. An astonishing complex on 30 rai of land just 5 minutes south of Hua Hin center. Go south on Petchkasem Road past Market Village shopping mall. Take the ‘flyover’ to Prachuab Kirikhan and Pranburi, past the Centennial Park and night market on your right. The entrance is on the right, about 500 metres past the flyover. The sign at the entrance says “Patravadi High School”. The theatre itself is the large black building. Tel. 032 827815.

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PLEASE LET US KNOW VIA EMAIL IF YOUR CLASSIFIED OR ONE YOU HAVE ENQUIRED ABOUT IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE. THANK YOU. CONTACT classifieds@awolonline.net Palm hills golf membership, for a Mr. And Mrs. For sale to the highest bidder. Buyer pays the transfer fee, twenty five years left to run. Contact me Trevor 087 807 5812. Brand new Spurs shirts - 2 very high quality Spurs shirts for sale, 1 medium and one xl. unopened,brand new. Bought to take home as presents but staying in Hua-Hin now so need to sell. 450 baht each or 800 baht for both. call Julian on 08740 89512 or email juliankosmar@hotmail.com Looking for a Lake View Membership? I have 4 memberships available at good prices ready for immediate transfer. Contact Paul on 0861 604 261 WANTED: Palm Hills Golf memberships. If you are looking to sell your golf membership then I have two separate buyers looking for one. Please contact me asap to discuss the price. Contact Paul 0861 604 261 Taylormade RAC muscleback forged irons 3-SW with S300 shafts. 12,000 bt and will include Taylormade R7 golf bag. I will also have the loft and lie adjusted to suit you so they are indeed Taylor Made for you. Call Paul 0861 604 261 Selection of golf clubs for sale. Callaway Fusion 3 rescue 21degree with regular carbon shaft. Perfect condition 2500bt Ram 3 rescue 19degree with regular carbon shaft offset for slice problems. Perfect condition 2000bt Call Paul 0861 604 261 GIANT XTC MOUNTAINBIKE for sale. Top of the range model, silver and red. 17 inch 6000 series super light aluminium alloy frame, RockShox Dart 3 front fork, Shimano Deore Lx 27 gears, XC Lite wheels with Alex trims, tyre size 25 x 2.10, saddle Selle Italia. New price 50,000 baht, now secondhand but as new price 22,000 baht. TEL 089 206 1422 Email adriok@hotmail.com Springfield Family Membership. 25 years and 6 months remaining. Reduced price for quick sale. Does not include transfer fee. Price 195,000 baht. Email: mrtncooke@yahoo.co.uk. Phone 083 617 5777


0 3 2 5 3 2 9 0 4 multi sport aquaglide (6 left). Lanai inflatable sailboat/ windsurfer/ kayak/ towable for 2 or 3 people. Plus 1 Big Sister for up to 8 people. Brand new, USA made. Currently stored in Pranburi. For sale, everything or individually, 10-12,000 THB each ono. Urgent sale. Contact Jumbo 086 071 6827 or email jumbobkk@ hotmail.com pool cues for sale! Brand new and second hand. Contact Andy on 086 178 1550 or at Lucky Shot bar. Palm Hills Golf Membership for sale. 23 years. Price negotiable. Phone 081 088 5313 Golf Lessons available. Have an issue with your golf swing and just can’t put your finger on it? Let us put you right. Proven EGTF technique has reduced a player from 1.7 to 0.9 in just 3 weeks!! Call 0861 604261

Motoring - 4 wheels pluS TOYOTA TRD FACTORY sports suspension kitas new just. 14000km. Cost 30K sell 15,000 BHT. Shane 082 283 8902 or ask at Bobby’s Bar in Soi 102. 07 TOYOTA HILUX Diesel PreRunner. new model one owner 4 door, manual. Beautiful condition, service history, low mlg. A bargain at 585,000 THB. Tel Thai 085 284 8059 English 082 790 4596

Motoring - 3 wheels & LESS YAMAHA 1300cc ROYAL Star (offers around 260,000 baht) Very good condition, with Green book. White in colour, many extras, back box, side bags, screen and many more. This bike has been to Phuket and Ratchaburi Bike Weeks with no problems. Just been serviced. This bike is an ideal cruiser and comfortable to ride. Only 30,000 kms on this bike. Please contact Paul 080 660 7013 (Eng) or Toon 082 294 0235 (Thai) HONDA PHANTOM FIRE Edition Black with silver/grey flames, chrome engine covers and saddle bags. Less than 11,000 km. Will sell for 65,000 baht. Contact Gary at 081 015 0931. 2010 TIGER BOXER 250cc Red Low mileage, excellent condition, anti puncture tyres, extra gear cog, spare tyre. Reg till Feb 2012. Cost 78,000 bt new, will sell for 55,000 bt Phone Tony, 087 367 3422 or 087 664 1697

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Swimming Pool outside the bar Kawasaki KLX 125cc 2010 Brand New green/black KLX 125cc dual purpose on road/off road motorcycle. Fully road legal with only 400KM on the clock. Paid Baht 84,000 with 2 years transferable theft insurance. 75,000 baht. Email peterandwasana@yahoo.co.uk or Phone 086 166 9880 Suzuki steep for sale,2006,km 19300.run really well and fast.taxed and insured.green book. Price 22,000 baht. Call 086-2845055 TRIUMPH STREET TRIPLE-675 cc. Only 2,000 miles and one owner from new. Supplied by Triumph main dealer in Bangkok (BRITBIKE Co Ltd) with Thai registration and number “1” plate. Full Triumph service history and many additional Triumph accessories. Only THB 445,000 incl registration book. Call Craig on 081 193 6230.

PERSONAL & SERVICES GIRLS FOR SERVICES house cleaning, cooking laundry etc. 1000 baht per km extra out of Hua Hin per hour very good rates on application call Nip 086 017 2938 Sam 089 212 7350 Noi 083 598 0724 or agent 084 753 6252 for more contacts and services

available now! off road 4 speed 125cc Fun bikes in two sizes as shown below. Priced at 29,999 and 32,999 baht respectively. Have a test ride at Go Kart Hua Hin - call 032 547 199 (office) or 081 817 3000 to arrange one or for more information.

only two left! Yamaha fino green/black color 2010 Only 1200 km,as new,taxed & insured.green book.excellent!Ask for pics.36000 baht.Great deal. Call 086-2845055 Honda Shadow 750cc for sale in Hua Hin. Deep dark green color with custom paint on tank. Powerful 750cc, less than 41,000 km, 1990, in good condition. Very reliable and powerful V Twin engine. Bike is located Hua Hin, comes with the green book. New front tyre, just changed oil and water, front fork o-rings, battery. Price 130,000 baht. Email robertkein@gmail.com or call 085 351 8402 Honda Steed 400cc for sale. Renovated Steed in Harley colours of Black & Orange. Looks and runs like new. Rebuilt engine 2 years ago with genuine mileage of 19xxxkm. If you are looking for one and test ride this, you will buy it. Comes with sales invoice papers at 80,000bt but green book can be arranged. Call Paul 0861 604 261. Can email images.

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HOUSE CLEANING. 2 bed/bath 500 baht.... 3 bed 2 bath 600 baht,,, 4 bed 3 bath 700 baht ...large 4/5 bed bath 1000 baht. external cleaning etc windows path and drives price upon plot size. All the girls are fully trained and supervised. Telephone BILL (English) 083 315 9710 computer need fixing? Dodgy software playing up? Get it fixed quickly and professionally - call 086 600 5114 or visit www.huahintech-services.com

Property LARGE HOUSE Nice style. Located on a quiet street in the village of Takiab minutes from the beach. 5 bedrooms, 2 living rooms, 4 washrooms, 2 car parking. Partly furnished. 7 million baht. Call: 084 614 7685 condo for sale in the popular Condochain Hua Hin. 13th floor, one bedroom, kitchen, bathroom, balcony, fully furnished. 3.6 m baht. Call John on 089 257 1661

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desirable pool villa Somorpong Tippawan 4, 3bd 2b, Fully furnished, 10M Swimming pool, gazebo, air con, private home security alarm, house 87 sq m, property 89 sq wah. 4.35 Mill. bht (negotiable) Email clickingwk@gmail.com or Phone O86 758 4774 VERY NICE LAND for sale. 2 rai of land, 3 kms from Black Mountain. Near Sunny Valley project. Has water and electric. Land is split into 4 half rai plots and price is 300,000 per plot. A 5 year old fully paid up company can be purchased with the land. Please call 089 586 1700 CHA AM LAND sale - 19 rai. Located just off km 17 on the Cha Am-Pranburi bypass hwy in Ban Chang Thaeng Krachat, near Silpakorn University. Has water and electric. Offered for sale at 450,000 baht per RAI. For additional info e-mail netcafe.on94@hotmail.com or call khun Wan at 085 911 1378.

Rentals Beautiful 2 bedroom 2 bathroom condo in the Breeze. 85 Sqm fully furnished and just 4 minutes walk to the beach down a quiet lane opposite the main entrance. 3 pools, gym, security and underground parking. Baht 25,000 per month available now until end of September. Tel 0861669880 See www.b307thebreeze.weebly.com Condo for rent. 28sqm condo for long term rent at Taweeporn Condotel Resort just behind Hua Hin hospital near soi 10. Beautiful perfectly maintained gardens, 25m pool, bar, restaurant, gym. 10,000 baht per month or 9,000 baht per month if condo is rented for 6 months or more with payment up front. Please email juliankosmar@hotmail.com or call 087 408 9512 LARGE 4 BEDROOM 4 BATHROOM large lounge wide screen tv satellite european dining kitchen, laumdry room, large pool and jaccuzi, 3km from town would suit 2 familys 30,000 baht pm, long or short let available, contact Bill 083 315 9710 brand new house 5kms from Hua Hin centreSpanish style, fully furnished, summerland residence. 2 bedrooms with air, 2 baths, European kitchen, living room, cable tv, lcd tv, private swimming pool, security, available by weekend, week, month or long term. franckphuket@hotmail.com Rentals available in Hua Hin / Phuket. Short and long term available ranging from 20,000 - 140,000 Baht PCM. We are independent brokers with unlimited experience/expertise in this market and a network of developers/clients ready and waiting. Contact us with your requirements and we guarantee to find you the right choice. Email tonymoorhouse@googlemail.com Room for rent in guesthouse off canal road, close Soi 6. Great security system (Fingerprint scanner), Air con, Water heater, Television, Refrigerator, Wardrobe, Dressing table. Large car park, Free highspeed Internet, Minimart, Free swimming pool. 4500 baht per month excl. electric and water. Email tony@layangardens.com

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RESULTS Week 18 4th July 2011 Bob and Nok’s Ladies 9 - 3 Thaiwaii Ladies Bobby’s Bs Ladies 4 - 8 Talk /Town Ladies Dara Bar Ladies 3 - 9 Sunset B’levard Ladies Garden Bar Ladies 6 - 6 Red Bar Ladies Lord Webb Ladies 4 - 8 Railway Tavern Ladies League Table Team Red Bar Railway Tavern Garden Bar Bob and Nok’s Thaiwaii Sunset Boulevard Lord Webb Talk of The Town Bobby’s Bangers Dara Bar

P W D L +/18 14 2 2 46 18 11 3 4 26 18 9 5 4 20 18 9 2 7 20 18 7 5 6 -6 18 6 4 8 -12 18 4 5 9 -20 18 4 5 9 -22 18 5 2 11 -10 18 4 1 13 -42

Pts 30 25 23 20 19 16 13 13 12 9

NEXT WEEK’S FIXTURES The season is over! Congratulations to Red Bar Ladies for winning, and well done to everyone else for their efforts.

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results Matchday 13 1st July 2011 Eagle B v Oasis n/a JW Red 1 - 7 Dolphin Bar Lucky Shot A 5 - 3 Sunset Boulevard Papillon 7 - 1 Return Bar Play Sports Lounge 2 - 6 Eagle A Sugar Cane v Dick’s Office A n/a Talk Of The Town 6 - 2 Braze Head Tattoo Thaiwaii Bar 3 - 5 JW Black League Table Team Lucky Shot A Dolphin Bar Eagle A Thaiwaii Bar JW Black Sunset B’levard Braze Hd Tattoo Oasis Talk of the Town Eagle B

P W 13 13 13 11 13 9 13 8 13 8 13 6 13 6 12 5 13 5 12 5

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results Week 18 6th July 2011 Dick’s Office 18 - 0 The White Swan Eagle Bar 3 - 15 The Lord Webb Garden Bar 15 - 3 Thawaii Oasis Bar 6 - 12 Talk of The Town Play Sports Lounge 6 - 12 Sunset Boulevard

results Week 17 6th July 2011 BLUE DIVISION Billy’s Babes v Lazy Daze King Bar A v PP Red Bar v JW Black Sabai v Billys TNT Bar v Papillon

GREEN DIVISION Headrock v Jungle Juice B Int/l Butterfly Bar v Limelight JW Red v King Bar B Mai Tai v London Bar No Match Jungle Juice A

BLUE DIVISION LEAGUE TABLE

GREEN DIVISION LEAGUE TABLE

Team King Bar A PP TNT Bar Red Bar Billy’s Babes Lazy Daze Sabai Papillon JW Black Billys

P 16 16 15 16 15 16 15 15 14 16

W L 14 2 13 3 13 2 7 9 6 9 6 10 6 9 6 9 5 9 1 15

+/58 96 75 -8 -23 -34 -41 -45 -24 -54

Pts 28 26 26 14 12 12 12 12 10 2

Team Jungle Juice B Jungle Juice A Int/l Butterfly Bar King Bar B JW Red Headrock London Bar Mai Tai Limelight

P 14 15 11 14 14 12 14 13 13

W 13 10 7 7 6 5 4 4 4

L 1 5 4 7 8 7 9 9 9

League Table +/76 25 19 -12 -16 -11 -37 -18 -25

Pts 26 20 14 14 12 10 9 8 7

Pink Panther have withdrawn. next week’s fixtures Week 18 13th July 2011 GREEN DIVISION BLUE DIVISION Int/l Butterfly Bar v Mai Tai Billy’s Babes v King Bar A Jungle Juice A v Limelight JW Black v Papillon King Bar B v Jungle Juice B Lazy Daze v TNT Bar London Bar v Headrock PP v Sabai No Match JW Red Red Bar v Billys

Team Eagle Bar The Lord Webb Garden Bar Talk of the Town Oasis Bar Play Sports Lnge Sunset Boulevard Thawaii Dick’s Office The White Swan

P 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18

W 13 13 13 12 10 8 7 6 3 1

D 3 1 0 1 0 1 1 1 0 0

L 2 4 5 5 8 9 10 11 15 17

+/76 74 48 80 42 2 4 -32 -74 -220

Pts 29 27 26 25 20 17 15 13 6 2

next week’s fixtures The season has ended. The new one will start on 10th August 2011. Any interested teams contact Mike at Sunset Boulevard 084 376 9438.

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results Week 7 6th July 2011 Bar Tender 9 - 9 Sinatras Beach Hut Bar v Railway Tavern n/a Beer O’Clock Club 6 - 12 Dara Bar Bob & Noks 9 - 9 Bobby’s Bar League Table Team Dara Bar Beach Hut Bar Bobby’s Bar Sinatras Beer O’Clck Club Bob & Noks Bar Tender Railway Tavern

P 7 6 7 7 7 7 7 6

W 6 5 3 2 3 2 1 1

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next week’s fixtures Week 8 13th July 2011 Bobby’s Bar v Bob & Noks Dara Bar v Beer O’Clock Club Railway Tavern v Beach Hut Bar Sinatras v Bar Tender

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RESULTS 5/7/2011 Division 1

Division 2 Dick’s Office A 8 - 10 CAT Jiggapik Jaew Bar 7 - 11 CAT House Play Sports Lounge 10 - 8 Muan Ladies Robin’s Rest 16 - 2 Dick’s Office B No match Scandic Bar A

CAT A v JW Red n/a JW Black 2 - 16 Buddy Bar Jungle Juice 18 - 0 Lucky Shot Paradise 13 - 5 Lazy Daze

No match Scandic Bar B P 14 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13

W 11 9 9 8 7 5 4 3 3

D 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

L 3 4 4 5 6 8 9 10 10

+/112 96 36 28 20 -48 -46 -94 -104

Pts 22 18 18 16 14 10 8 6 6

DIVISION 1 INDIVIDUALS

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Team Jungle Juice CAT A JW Red Buddy Bar CAT A Buddy Bar JW Black JW Black Lazy Daze Lucky Shot Jungle Juice Scandic Bar B Jungle Juice JW Black Lazy Daze Paradise

Fixtures 12/7/2011 Cup Semi Finals Buddy Bar v Jungle Juice played at JWs

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Team CAT House CAT Jiggapik Scandic Bar A Dick’s Office A Jaew Bar Dick’s Office B Robin’s Rest Play Sports Lge Muan Ladies

P 12 13 13 13 13 13 14 14 13

W 9 8 8 8 8 7 6 3 0

D L +/1 2 82 1 4 24 1 4 6 0 5 54 0 5 22 0 6 8 0 8 4 0 11 -100 1 12 -100

Pts 19 17 17 16 16 14 12 6 1

DIVISION 2 INDIVIDUALS Pts 325 242 226 218 209 201 184 183 178 160 148 137 132 131 123 112

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Team CAT House Scandic Bar A CAT Jiggapik Dick’s Office A Dick’s Office B Jaew Bar Dick’s Office A Robin’s Rest Dick’s Office B CAT Jiggapik Jaew Bar Dick’s Office B Robin’s Rest Jaew Bar Scandic Bar A CAT Jiggapik

Scandic Bar B v JW Black played at Lucky Shot

Pts 221 221 175 172 167 164 152 148 145 126 124 123 114 113 95 93

Results: 5th July - Palm Hills. Stableford 29 entrants. 1st. Hans Van Der Voort 27hcp 35pts. 2nd. Robert Bird 11hcp 34pts. 3rd. Mario Biccai 14hcp 33pts. 4th. Terry Burge 15hcp 32pts. Near pin No. 8 Jim Ford. No. 11 Thomas Pagden. Pattaya Championship 27/28/29th June. Pattana B+C. Siam CC. Laem Chabang A+B. 1st. Joe Sims 5hcp 105pts. 2nd. Jon Lundgren 6hcp 105pts. 3rd. Mario Biccai 14hcp 104pts. 4th. Robert Darlow 15hcp 104pts. 5th. Robert Bird 12hcp 102pts. 6th. Peter Oosterbaan 19hcp 99pts. 7th. Russell Beard 5hcp 98pts. 8th. Arnold Ruijs 16hcp 96pts. 9th. Craig Morgan 17hcp 96pts. 10th. Kari Matti Mannikko 8hcp 95pts. Aggregate pairs. 27th June. Pattana. 1st. Robert Bird + Jon Lundgren 78pts. 2nd Luciano Folzini + Thomas Pagdon 62pts. Agg. pairs. 28th June. Siam Country Club. 1st. Ayyub Mian + Adrian Salt 64pts. 2nd. Bob Hilling + John Rea 62pts. forthcoming fixtures: Tue 12th Black Mountain Bogey Fri 15th Lake View Toby Memorial

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TRANSFER GOSSIP Arsenal will tell Samir Nasri he is not for sale. Even a bid of £25million for the midfielder - who is a target for Manchester United, Manchester City and Inter Milan - is unlikely to be enough to change their mind. Source: Daily Mirror Liverpool could turn to Valencia winger Juan Mata unless Aston Villa lower the asking price for Stewart Downing. Source: Daily Mirror Manchester City are willing to sell Carlos Tevez - but only if someone pays £50m for the striker. Source: Daily Mirror Chelsea have asked Carlos Tevez’s advisors whether he fancies a move to Stamford Bridge. Source: footybunker Arsenal’s Armand Traore is being looked at by German clubs Hamburg and Werder Bremen. Both sides are considering making an official approach for the Frenchman. Source: Footie-Online Niko Kranjcar has complained that Tottenham’s £12million valuation of him is jeopardising his chances of a move away from White Hart Lane. Source: Daily Mirror Porto striker Falcao says he would love to play in the Premier League next season, paving the way for Chelsea to make a £26.5m move. Source: Talksport Spurs will go after Liverpool midfielder Joe Cole if Luka Modric quits for Chelsea. Source: Talksport Inter Milan admit they need to sell before they buy this summer, opening the door for Manchester United to bid for £35m rated Wesley Sneijder. Source: Daily Mirror Neil Warnock thinks Adel Taarabt will quit QPR to join his ‘friends’ at Arsenal. Source: Metro Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger is to make Lyon’s Aly Cissokho his prime target to fill the vacant left-back position after the departure of Gael Clichy to Manchester City. Source: footybunker Wenger will aim to show Arsenal fans that the Gunners still have ambition by making big-money

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offers for Lille playmaker Eden Hazard and Valencia forward Juan Mata. Source: caughtoffside Manchester City are after highly regarded Atletico Madrid and Argentina striker Sergio Aguero - but they face strong competition from Juventus. Source: the Times (requires subscription) Premier League newcomers QPR are reported to be interested in both Newcastle United winger Wayne Routledge and Liverpool midfielder Joe Cole as they look to secure their future after returning to the top flight. Source: footybunker Chelsea manager Andre Villas-Boas is weighing up Real Madrid defensive midfielder Pepe. The interest in the Portugal international may signal the end of John Mikel Obi’s time at Stamford Bridge and he has been linked with a move to Italy. Source: footbunker Tottenham face a battle with Juventus to sign Villarreal striker Giuseppe Rossi after his agent refused to rule out a move to the Italian giants. Source: talksport Manchester City are set to miss out on Marek Hamsik. The Slovakian midfielder says he wants to join AC Milan if he leaves Napoli this summer. Source: talksport Paris St Germain are interested in Chelsea striker Nicolas Anelka and Manchester United forward Dimitar Berbatov as new boss Leonardo looks to spend big this summer. Source: caughtoffside Stoke City have joined Celtic, Sunderland and Blackburn in the race to sign Craig Bellamy on loan from Manchester City. Source: the Guardian Frustrated Bolton manager Owen Coyle has urged clubs tracking £17m-rated defender Gary Cahill to pay up or shut up. Source: Daily Mirror Newcastle have offered about £7m for Paris St Germain striker Mevlut Erdinc. Source: the Telegraph Midfielder Rafael van der Vaart fears Tottenham team-mates Luka Modric and Gareth Bale could leave the club in an attempt to win silverware. Source: Daily Mirror

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have we won anything yet? london, england Chelsea owner Roman Abramovic is said to be growing impatient with new manager Andre Villas-Boas as he began his second week on the payroll without securing the Champions League. Early indications are that Abramovic is unlikely to wield the axe just yet, but club insiders say that his frustration is already growing exponentially. A Chelsea source told us, “Roman wants to win the Champions League, and Andre hasn’t yet done that for Chelsea, so of course his job is on the line – why wouldn’t it be?” “In modern football you don’t get the time to build an empire like in the years gone by. If he hasn’t won the Champions League by Christmas don’t be surprised to see him on the

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way out.” “Just because we paid nearly £14m to secure his services doesn’t mean for one second he’ll be allowed an entire season to win the lucrative trophy – Roman didn’t get where he is today by working to other people’s timetables.”

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Villas-Boas spoke to the media “I thought he was joking, when the moment I signed the contract he looked me in the eye and said, ‘So, have we won it yet?’.” “I can assure every Chelsea fan that I am doing everything in my power to find a way to deliver the Champions League before the leaves are off the trees.” “Ideally, Jack Warner and Mohamed bin Hammam would get themselves a post with UEFA and make this whole thing a lot easier.”

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