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A DOG’S LIFE TEMPLE DOGS SAVAGELY ATTACKED

pranburi, THAILAND Stray dogs in Thailand are a problem that won’t go away, but many Thais and foreigners attempt to try and deal with them in many ways such as adoption. More often than not though, unwanted or stray dogs end up being looked after by monks or nuns at nearby temples, often with donations or assistance from local residents or charities. This in itself does not solve the problem, as it can cause tensions with people living close to where the dogs are kept because of noise, smell and cleanliness, as well as encouraging a lax attitude as regards the responsibility everyone has when they take a dog as a pet; some will discard the dog when it becomes an inconvenience to them with the knowledge that the local temple will take care of it. This has been brought into stark reality by reports from the Wat Huay Saleng Pan temple outside Pranburi, where a nun takes care of the dogs left there. There is no money available to her to construct a fenced in compound, both to keep the dogs from straying and to protect them, which has become a necessity recently as someone in or near the temple has been savagely beating the dogs, including puppies, to such an extent that they have required emergency treatment. The latest, a tiny puppy, had to be rushed to the Kassetsart Veterinary Training College where it was found to have had it’s insides ruptured by a vicious beating, while two other dogs have swollen legs so painful they cannot walk. The head monk at the temple is said to have been unhappy about the situation with the loose dogs for some time, and the nun looking after them is distraught at the violence being inflicted on them. A local group of dog lovers is now involved in trying to raise the funds needed to construct a compound, as well as trying to identify and report the person or people behind the senseless attacks on the dogs to the relevant authorities. If anyone would like to donate anything; money, materials, time or anything to assist this situation please contact AWOL on info@awolonline.net and we will pass on your details to the group in question.

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CITY Min. Max. Weather Amsterdam 17 22 Showers Athens 23 35 Cloudy Auckland 6 15 Showers Beijing 23 31 Cloudy Berlin 16 26 Cloudy Buenos Aires 3 12 Cloudy Chicago 21 28 Cloudy Copenhagen 14 21 Showers Dubai 32 40 Scattered Clouds Dublin 10 18 Cloudy Geneva 17 25 Thunderstorms Helsinki 15 22 Clear Ho Chi Minh City 24 34 Thunderstorms Hong Kong 27 30 Partly Cloudy Islamabad 28 37 ? T-storms Jakarta 24 31 Mist Jerusalem 19 30 Fine Johannesburg 2 20 Fine Karachi 28 34 Cloudy Kuala Lumpur 24 34 Cloudy London 16 25 Bright Madrid 21 33 Fine Manila 24 32 Thunderstorms Mexico City 14 23 Thunderstorms Moscow 11 22 Fine New Delhi 27 33 Thunderstorms New York 20 27 Cloudy Oslo 14 16 Chance of Rain Paris 18 24 Rain Perth 6 16 Clear Phnom-Penh 24 35 Chance of Rain Rio De Janeiro 12 22 Showers Riyadh 31 44 Scattered Clouds Rome 19 29 Cloudy San Francisco 13 19 Cloudy Singapore 25 33 Thunderstorms Stockholm 16 21 Scattered Clouds Sydney 11 23 Fine Tokyo 24 27 Rain Vientiane 22 28 Chance of Rain Yangon 25 31 Thunderstorms Zurich 16 23 Thunderstorms

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especially honoured laureates although the laurel leaves are usually kept for the kitchen these days. As to the phrase’s meaning, to ‘rest on one’s laurels’ isn’t considered at all a praiseworthy strategy - it suggests a decline into laziness and lack of application. That’s not the original meaning. When ‘rest on one’s laurels’ or, as it was initially, ‘repose on one’s laurels’ was coined it was invariably part of a valedictory speech for some old soldier or retiring official. An early example of that usage is found in The Memoirs of the Cardinal de Retz, 1723: The Duke [of Orleans] was old enough to take his Repose under the Shadow of his Laurels. Of course, the ‘repose’ was figurative - no one was imagining someone sleeping on a bed of laurel leaves, although the citation above could be construed as referring to laurel trees rather than laurel wreaths. No such doubts with a slightly later citation from the London-based Gentleman’s Magazine, 1733, on the retirement of a schoolmaster of Westminster School: So thou, paternal Sage, may’st now repose. Nor seek new Laurels to adorn thy Brows. As soon as we move into the energetic Victorian era, the meaning changes and the phrase is used with a distinctly disapproving tone, such as this piece in the review magazine The Literary Chronicle, 1825, which praises the work of Maria Edgeworth: We do not affect to wish she should repose on her laurels and rest satisfied; on the contrary, we believe that genius is inexhaustible... For Miss Edgeworth there must be no rest on this side the grave. Tough audience the Victorians. We are hardly any more charitable these days. ‘One-hit wonders’ are sneered at and, with proper Anglo-Saxon earnestness, Anthony Burgess dismissed author Joseph Heller’s inability to write a second book for 13 years following the success of Catch-22 by sniping that “Heller suffers from that fashionable American disease, writer’s block”.

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Taurus Apr 21 – May 21 You’ve been looking for true love for so long now that you’ve forgotten to do anything else, which should give you a clue as to why you didn’t enjoy Comic-Con. Gemini May 22 – June 21 You just don’t see what place slingshots have in today’s modern world, which is yet another reason why you are such a terrible parent. Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22 Your irrational fear of sharks will disappear forever this week and be replaced with an extremely educated and informed fear of sharks. Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22 The universe would like to thank you for your participation, hopes you know that you were really great, and wishes you luck in all your future endeavours.

Across 1. Gallantry (7) 5. Subsequently (5) 8. Extreme happiness (5) 9. Considered unlikely (7) 10. Pills (7) 11. Paragon (5) 12. Gaped (6) 14. Concurs (6) 17. Proverb (5) 19. Recite (7) 22. Feed (7) 23. Water lily (5) 24. Frock (5) 25. Use again after processing (7)

Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22 You’ll probably be surprised how quickly you become used to your new life, but then again, since you’ll leave most of your frontal lobe back in your old life, maybe you won’t be. Libra Sep 23 – Oct 23 Your theory that “After this, they won’t dare to elect another one of those bastards” sounds hopeful, but it flies in the face of everything we’ve learned in the past 20 years. Scorpio Oct 24 – Nov 21 You’re generous to a fault, that fault being that you’ve acquired a reputation as the guy who always comes up with the ransom money. Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21 You’ll uncover startling proof that there is in fact nothing more to life than sitting around watching True Blood all day.

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Upcoming Hua Hin Jazz Festival 2011 - the festival has now been confirmed to take place on Friday 26th and Saturday 27th August. The new organisers are Bangkok Fanatix. One main stage on the beach behind the Sofitel is to be named in tribute to Miles Davis. Further information will be available as soon as it is confirmed. AWOL is producing a Jazz Festival Special to mark the tenth year of this event which will be distributed all over the town and surrounding areas before and during the festival. If you would be interested in placing an advert in this one off issue, please contact sales@awolonline.net or call 081 649 8361 for more information. Vic Hua Hin October Camp 2011 For more than twenty years, Patravadi Theatre in Bangkok has the tradition of making arts with young people and develops their potential. It’s art camp brings together various professional artists to teach and work with the participants. A showcase that brings together the teachers and students on stage and their family and

friends in the auditorium will be the concluding highlight of each camp. Vic Hua Hin will continue the tradition in this October school break. It is an ideal way for students to spend their holidays. Two groups of aged 6-12 and 13 and above are offered. The October Camp 2011 costs 16,500 Baht for seven day classes with performance at Vic Hua Hin on the last day. For more information please call 032 827 814. Ongoing Cicada Market and Performing Arts Fair. The Venue@Suansri. Fri/ Sat evenings from sunset to 12 pm, Sundays from 4pm; Dining, shopping, art, performances, and films in a beautiful park-like setting. A great place to spend an evening. SASI Dinner Theatre. SASI Restaurant. Nightly at 7pm, Dinner with Thai Contemporary theatre performance. Hua Hin Magic Show, Hilton Hotel. Thur. to Sat. at 8:00 pm; A full professional magic show. Adults 400 Bt. Children 200 Bt. Tel. 083 503 0999 Cabaret Show, Blue Angel Cabaret. Every night 8pm and 9:46pm. Midnight show on weekends. Art Exhibitions Alisa Art Gallery Naresdamri Rd 032 533385 Aourd Art Gallery 74 Poolsuk Rd. 084 862 3994 email: aourd_artgallery@ yahoo.co.uk Arkom Gallery Dechanuchit Rd. 085 292 1359 Art Jacky Gallery 178/115, Soi 80 (Soi Sarawat) 089 249 1018, 081 912 9490; email: jakthon@gmail.com www. artjacky.com. Art My Home Gallery 6 Chomsin Rd. 086 308 6747 Baan Sillapin 81 Moo 14 (Hua

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Rest Detail Hotel. Soi 19 at the beach, just North of the 19 Rai fairgrounds. 19/119 Soi Hua Hin 19. Tel: 032 547 733 http://www. restdetailhotel.com/ Sasi Restaurant, Khao Takiab. Next door to The Venue@Suansri, on soi Khao Takiab 83. Tel 032 512488 or 081 880 4004. Web www. sasirestaurant.com, email sasi@sasi-restaurant. com. Smoriang Pub. In the small soi that runs between San Paolo Hospital and the Grand night market. You’ll find Smoriang on the left, shortly before you hit the railroad tracks. Souay Vista Social Club. Soi 94. About 1km up from railway crossing after a twist in the road. Stone Head Tavern. On the south east corner of Petchkasem and Chomsin Roads (at the traffic light), 2nd floor. Enter from Chomsin. TauMai Restaurant. Petchkasem Rd on the ocean side. Two doors north of Index Living Mall. Terrace 90 Restaurant. Soi 90 (just before Market Village when heading north on Phetkasem Road) about 250 metres up on the right. Tel. 032 516587 email terrace90@gmail. com www;terrace-90.com The Duke’s Restaurant. Soi 51 (aka Damronrat Rd.) at the beach. Just off Naebkehardt Rd. Tel 03 251 5787. www.theduke51,com The Lord Webb, Restaurant & Bar, Khao Takiab Road, Hua Hin. Opposite Baan Lansat. Contact English 089-5488002. Thai 0890492141. Web www.thelordwebb.com. The Venue@ Suansri, Khao Takiab. On the corner of Khao Takiab Road and ‘Soi Hyatt’ (soi 83). Tel. 080 536 606. www.cicadamarket.net. Email cicada@cicadamarket.net Thonglor Pub. Soi 51, between Petchkasem and Naebkehardt Roads. Usapasang Pub (sign in Thai only). Petchkasem Road, inland side, south of Market Village. Vic Hua Hin Theatre and Patravadi Performing Arts Center. An astonishing complex on 30 rai of land just 5 minutes south of Hua Hin center. Go south on Petchkasem Road past Market Village shopping mall. Take the ‘flyover’ to Prachuab Kirikhan and Pranburi, past the Centennial Park and night market on your right. The entrance is on the right, about 500 metres past the flyover. The sign at the entrance says “Patravadi High School”. The theatre itself is the large black building. Tel. 032 827815.

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utrecht, netherlands Police break into car to rescue baby and find it’s actually a lifelike doll Police have been left red-faced after they smashed a car window to save what they thought was a baby left behind on a hot day – only to discover that it was a lifelike doll. Five-year-old Chanel Cristofis had left the Reborn doll, named Sam, in her dad’s car when he dropped her at school. He then parked his car and went to work at the fish and chip shop he owns in Worksop, Nottinghamshire. A passer-by reported that they had seen a baby left in a car, and the police acted, amid fears that the ‘baby’ could die in the heat. Dad Anastasi, 37, said: ‘I couldn’t believe it when the police turned up holding the doll and told me what had happened.

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Counter attendants wanted for “Shakecentral Market Village”; Employees will be engaged in preparation of products, receipt of orders, production of order, sale, serving and the delivery of meals to the tables. Snacks and beverages will be sold primarily for take away or food courts in shopping centres. Also the role will include taking orders for seating customers and delivery of the correct order in a professional and courteous manner. Wage: 350/400 Baht per day. Plus bonus scheme and National Insurance paid after 3 months Training, uniform and English lessons included. If you’re interested please send us your cv/resume to Tony@layangardens.com or call 0861 776994. PROGRAMMERS/ DEVELOPERS to work for International Software company based in Hua Hin. We have 2-3 positions available for different skills sets, please apply if you have any of these skills. Essential Skills (MUST have): PHP v5 (with Object Oriented Programming) and MySQL. Helpful Skills (OPTIONAL - not required but helpful): PHP Framework (ie. CodeIgnitor, CakePHP, ZEND etc), JS Libs (ie. JQuery, MooTools, Ext-JS, etc), CMS (ie. Joomla, WordPress, Mambo, Drupal), Java J2EE or J2ME, C / C++ / C#, Microsoft .NET, Linux. Please send a Resume/CV and Cover Letter via Email to: Jobs.HH@IIBC-Thailand.com or call Shayne Micchia on 0822 838 902. SALSA TEACHER WANTED Every Friday. Please call 086 327 2757 Waitress - Restaurant outside Hua Hin close to Palm Hills. Looking for staff waitress and cook. English speaking. Email poker45@live.se or call 080 654 0315 Baker Trainee needed. Terrace 90 will Train. 032 516 587 Cashier, waitress needed for Bobby’s Restaurant and Bar, on Soi 102, must speak some English, good wages plus tips. Need full or part-time, good place to work, not a girlie bar. Call Nam 089 985 7473 (Thai) or Bobby 087 155 7737 (English)

General Two hand crafted wardrobes matching hand crafted wooden wardrobes for sale. 1st wardrobe H 83cm W 56cm Depth 24cm 2nd wardrobe 83cm 88cm 24cm Never been used. Cost new 22,000 THB will accept any reasonable offer in the region of 9,000 THB for both. Email 1dongibson@gmail.com Beer/Drinks Fridge for sale, Has freezer at the bottom. 3,000b. Email jim_coconuts@hotmail.com Space Crown Crash Helmet in black , unused present. 500 baht. email juliankosmar@hotmail.com or tel 089 489 3880 FOR QUICK SALE Acer Travelmate laptop, series 2420. Carry case, mouse and pair of speakers. B15,000. Concret/marble outdoor table and two bench seats B900. Phone: Jill 08 7791 8278

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General - sports A full set of Gallaway golf clubs including the original bag hardly used 9000 Baht Phone 0877736053 Palm hills golf membership, for a Mr. And Mrs. For sale to the highest bidder. Buyer pays the transfer fee, twenty five years left to run. Contact me Trevor 087 807 5812. Brand new Spurs shirts - 2 very high quality Spurs shirts for sale, 1 medium and one xl. unopened,brand new. Bought to take home as presents but staying in Hua-Hin now so need to sell. 450 baht each or 800 baht for both. call Julian on 08740 89512 or email juliankosmar@hotmail.com Looking for a Lake View Membership? I have 4 memberships available at good prices ready for immediate transfer. Contact Paul on 0861 604 261 WANTED: Palm Hills Golf memberships. If you are looking to sell your golf membership then I have two separate buyers looking for one. Please contact me asap to discuss the price. Contact Paul 0861 604 261 Taylormade RAC muscleback forged irons 3-SW with S300 shafts. 12,000 bt and will include Taylormade R7 golf bag. I will also have the loft and lie adjusted to suit you so they are indeed Taylor Made for you. Call Paul 0861 604 261 Selection of golf clubs for sale. Callaway Fusion 3 rescue 21degree with regular carbon shaft. Perfect condition 2500bt Ram 3 rescue 19degree with regular carbon shaft offset for slice problems. Perfect condition 2000bt Call Paul 0861 604 261 GIANT XTC MOUNTAINBIKE for sale. Top of the range model, silver and red. 17 inch 6000 series super light aluminium alloy frame, RockShox Dart 3 front fork, Shimano Deore Lx 27 gears, XC Lite wheels with Alex trims, tyre size 25 x 2.10, saddle Selle Italia. New price 50,000 baht, now secondhand but as new price 22,000 baht. TEL 089 206 1422 Email adriok@hotmail.com Springfield Family Membership. Reduced again 25 years remaining. Reduced price for quick sale after buyer dropped out. Does not include transfer fee. 145,000 baht. Email: mrtncooke@yahoo.co.uk. Phone 083 617 5777 multi sport aquaglide (6 left). Lanai inflatable sailboat/ windsurfer/ kayak/ towable for 2 or 3 people. Plus 1 Big Sister for up to 8 people. Brand new, USA made. Currently stored in Pranburi. For sale, everything or individually, 10-12,000 THB each ono. Urgent sale. Contact Jumbo 086 071 6827 or email jumbobkk@ hotmail.com pool cues for sale! Brand new and second hand. Contact Andy on 086 178 1550 or at Lucky Shot bar. Palm Hills Golf Membership for sale. 23 years. Price negotiable. Phone 081 088 5313 Golf Lessons available. Have an issue with your golf swing and just can’t put your finger on it? Let us put you right. Proven EGTF technique has reduced a player from 1.7 to 0.9 in just 3 weeks!! Call 0861 604261


0 3 2 5 3 2 9 0 4 Motoring - 4 wheels pluS Toyota Vigo Prerunner for rent by Week or Month.15,000b per month, or 5,000 per week. Email jim_coconuts@hotmail.com One of a kind. Fully customised ‘53 Willies. Toyota drive train, automatic. Mag wheels. Bright yellow. 375.000b O.B.O. Call Dave @ 0852919738 TOYOTA TRD FACTORY sports suspension kitas new just. 14000km. Cost 30K sell 15,000 BHT. Shane 082 283 8902 or ask at Bobby’s Bar in Soi 102. 07 TOYOTA HILUX Diesel PreRunner. new model one owner 4 door, manual. Beautiful condition, service history, low mlg. A bargain at 585,000 THB. Tel Thai 085 284 8059 English 082 790 4596

Motoring - 3 wheels & LESS YAMAHA 1300cc ROYAL Star (offers around 260,000 baht) Very good condition, with Green book. White in colour, many extras, back box, side bags, screen and many more. This bike has been to Phuket and Ratchaburi Bike Weeks with no problems. Just been serviced. This bike is an ideal cruiser and comfortable to ride. Only 30,000 kms on this bike. Please contact Paul 080 660 7013 (Eng) or Toon 082 294 0235 (Thai) HONDA PHANTOM FIRE Edition Black with silver/grey flames, chrome engine covers and saddle bags. Less than 11,000 km. Will sell for 65,000 baht. Contact Gary at 081 015 0931. 2010 TIGER BOXER 250cc Red Low mileage, excellent condition, anti puncture tyres, extra gear cog, spare tyre. Reg till Feb 2012. Cost 78,000 bt new, will sell for 55,000 bt Phone Tony, 087 367 3422 or 087 664 1697 Yamaha fino green/black color 2010 Only 1200 km,as new,taxed & insured.green book.excellent!Ask for pics.36000 baht.Great deal. Call 086-2845055 Honda Shadow 750cc for sale in Hua Hin. Deep dark green color with custom paint on tank. Powerful 750cc, less than 41,000 km, 1990, in good condition. Very reliable and powerful V Twin engine. Bike is located Hua Hin, comes with the green book. New front tyre, just changed oil and water, front fork o-rings, battery. Price 130,000 baht. Email robertkein@gmail.com or call 085 351 8402 Honda Steed 400cc for sale. Renovated Steed in Harley colours of Black & Orange. Looks and runs like new. Rebuilt engine 2 years ago with genuine mileage of 19xxxkm. If you are looking for one and test ride this, you will buy it. Comes with sales invoice papers at 80,000bt but green book can be arranged. Call Paul 0861 604 261. Can email images. Kawasaki KLX 125cc 2010 Brand New green/black KLX 125cc dual purpose on road/off road motorcycle. Fully road legal with only 400KM on the clock. Paid Baht 84,000 with 2 years transferable theft insurance. 75,000 baht. Email peterandwasana@yahoo.co.uk or Phone 086 166 9880 Suzuki steep for sale,2006,km 19300.run really well and fast.taxed and insured.green book. Price 22,000 baht. Call 086-2845055

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Property LARGE HOUSE Nice style. Located on a quiet street in the village of Takiab minutes from the beach. 5 bedrooms, 2 living rooms, 4 washrooms, 2 car parking. Partly furnished. 7 million baht. Call: 084 614 7685 condo for sale in the popular Condochain Hua Hin. 13th floor, one bedroom, kitchen, bathroom, balcony, fully furnished. 3.6 m baht. Call John on 089 257 1661 desirable pool villa Somorpong Tippawan 4, 3bd 2b, Fully furnished, 10M Swimming pool, gazebo, air con, private home security alarm, house 87 sq m, property 89 sq wah. 4.35 Mill. bht (negotiable) Email clickingwk@gmail.com or Phone O86 758 4774 VERY NICE LAND for sale. 2 rai of land, 3 kms from Black Mountain. Near Sunny Valley project. Has water and electric. Land is split into 4 half rai plots and price is 300,000 per plot. A 5 year old fully paid up company can be purchased with the land. Please call 089 586 1700 CHA AM LAND sale - 19 rai. Located just off km 17 on the Cha Am-Pranburi bypass hwy in Ban Chang Thaeng Krachat, near Silpakorn University. Has water and electric. Offered for sale at 450,000 baht per RAI. For additional info e-mail netcafe.on94@hotmail.com or call khun Wan at 085 911 1378.

Rentals Small house for rent., A two room house with kitchen, internet, furnished, 4,000b/ mth. Near Golden Place, Soi 39. Email:jim_coconuts@hotmail.com Beautiful 2 bedroom 2 bathroom condo in the Breeze. 85 Sqm fully furnished and just 4 minutes walk to the beach down a quiet lane opposite the main entrance. 3 pools, gym, security and underground parking. Baht 25,000 per month available now until end of September. Tel 0861669880 See www.b307thebreeze.weebly.com

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Condo for rent. 28sqm condo for long term rent at Taweeporn Condotel Resort just behind Hua Hin hospital near soi 10. Beautiful perfectly maintained gardens, 25m pool, bar, restaurant, gym. 10,000 baht per month or 9,000 baht per month if condo is rented for 6 months or more with payment up front. Please email juliankosmar@hotmail.com or call 087 408 9512 LARGE 4 BEDROOM 4 bathroom large lounge wide screen tv satellite european dining kitchen, laumdry room, large pool and jaccuzi, 3km from town would suit 2 familys 30,000 baht pm, long or short let available, contact Bill 083 315 9710 brand new house 5kms from Hua Hin centreSpanish style, fully furnished, summerland residence. 2 bedrooms with air, 2 baths, European kitchen, living room, cable tv, lcd tv, private swimming pool, security, available by weekend, week, month or long term. franckphuket@hotmail.com Rentals available in Hua Hin / Phuket. Short and long term available ranging from 20,000 - 140,000 Baht PCM. We are independent brokers with unlimited experience/expertise in this market and a network of developers/clients ready and waiting. Contact us with your requirements and we guarantee to find you the right choice. Email tonymoorhouse@googlemail.com

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THE KANKO HUA HIN POOL LEAGUE

The new Ball in Hand Pool League has a new sponsor and will now be called as above. The new sponsors are Goodwill Network Soluitions Co. Ltd. next week’s fixtures Week 1 10th August 2011 Dolphin Bar v Dick’s Office Bar Eagle Bar v The Lord Webb Bar Garden bar v Thaiwaii Bar Maria 2 Bar v Talk of the Town Bar Muan Bar v Sunset Boulevard Bar WEEK AFTER FIXTURES Week 2 17th August 2011 Dick’s Office Bar v Eagle Bar Sunset Boulevard Bar v Play Sports Lounge Talk of the Town Bar v Muan Bar Thaiwaii Bar v Maria 2 Bar The Lord Webb Bar v Garden bar

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results Matchday 17 29th July 2011 Dick’s Office A 3 - 5 Braze Head Tattoo Eagle A 3 - 5 Talk Of The Town JW Black 6 - 2 Sugar Cane Lucky Shot A 7 - 1 Play Sports Lounge Oasis 5 - 3 Dolphin Bar Return Bar 3 - 5 JW Red Sunset Boulevard 4 - 4 Eagle B Thaiwaii Bar 7 - 1 Papillon

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League Table Team Lucky Shot A Dolphin Bar Eagle A Thaiwaii Bar JW Black Oasis Sunset B’levard Braze Hd Tattoo Talk of the Town Eagle B

P 17 17 17 17 17 17 16 17 17 17

W 16 14 12 12 12 10 6 7 7 6

D 0 0 3 2 1 4 6 3 2 3

L +/- Pts 1 72 32 3 44 28 2 48 27 3 34 26 4 36 25 3 38 24 4 12 18 7 -4 17 8 6 16 8 -16 15

Play Sports Lge 17

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JW Red

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Sugar Cane

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this week’s fixtures Matchday 18 5th August 2011 Braze Head Tattoo v Papillon Dick’s Office A v Oasis Dolphin Bar v Eagle A Eagle B v Lucky Shot A JW Red v JW Black Play Sports Lounge v Thaiwaii Bar Sugar Cane v Sunset Boulevard Talk Of The Town v Return Bar next week’s fixtures Matchday 19 12th August 2011 Eagle A v Dick’s Office A JW Black v Talk Of The Town Lucky Shot A v Sugar Cane Oasis v Braze Head Tattoo Papillon v Play Sports Lounge Return Bar v Dolphin Bar Sunset Boulevard v JW Red Thaiwaii Bar v Eagle B

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results Week 2 1st August 2011 Bar Tender Ladies 3 - 9 Bobbys Bgrs Ladies Muan Ladies 4 - 8 Lord Webb Ladies Papillon Ladies 9 - 3 Ice Bar Ladies Railway Tav Ladies 9 - 3 Garden Bar Ladies Talk / Town Ladies 3 - 9 Bob / Nok’s Ladies fixtures Week 3 8th August 2011 Bobby’s Bangers Ladies v Bob & Nok’s Ldys Dara Bar Ladies v Bar Tender Ladies Dolphin Bar Ladies v Sunset B’levard Ladies Garden Bar Ladies v Red Bar Ladies Ice Bar Ladies v Railway Tavern Ladies Lord Webb Ladies v Papillon Ladies Muan Ladies v Talk of the Town Ladies

League Table Team Bobbys Bangers Bob and Nok’s Railway Tavern Papillon Red Bar Lord Webb Garden Bar Ice Bar Talk of the Town Dolphin Bar

P 2 2 2 2 1 2 2 2 2 1

W D 2 0 2 0 1 1 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 0 1

L +/- Pts 0 14 4 0 10 4 0 6 3 1 4 2 0 4 2 1 2 2 1 -4 2 1 -4 2 1 -4 2 0 0 1

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results Week 11 3rd August 2011 Beer O’Clock Club v Beach Hut Bar n/a Bob & Noks 11 - 7 Bar Tender Bobby’s Bar 9 - 9 Railway Tavern Dara Bar 13 - 5 Sinatras League Table Team Dara Bar Beach Hut Bar Bob & Noks Bobby’s Bar Beer O’Clck Club Sinatras Railway Tavern Bar Tender

P 11 10 11 11 10 11 11 11

W 10 9 5 4 5 3 1 1

D 1 1 1 3 0 2 1 1

L +/- Pts 0 66 21 0 50 19 5 -4 11 4 -6 11 5 -16 10 6 -22 8 9 -32 3 9 -36 3

next week’s fixtures Week 12 10th August 2011 Bar Tender v Bobby’s Bar Beach Hut Bar v Bob & Noks Railway Tavern v Dara Bar Sinatras v Beer O’Clock Club

99 Bar on Soi 6 held a darts tournament last weekend, with the winners as follows: Oil (Jungle Juice) won the ladies singles, with Meaw (Dicks B) second. The Open Doubles champions were Howard and Richard (Robins Rest) with Noom (Buddy Bar) and Kob (Scandic A) in second place. Finally the Open Singles were won by Nim (Cat House) with Richard (Robins Rest) finishing second.

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HUA HIN DARTS LEAGUE

RESULTS 2/8/2011 Division 1 Buddy Bar 15 - 3 JW Black Jungle Juice v Lazy Daze n/a JW Red v Lucky Shot n/a Scandic Bar B 5 - 13 Paradise No Game CAT A

Division 2 CAT House v Play Sports Lounge CAT Jiggapik 4 - 14 Jaew Bar Dick’s Office B 10 - 8 Scandic Bar A Muan Ladies 8 - 10 Dick’s Office A No Game Robins Rest

P 16 15 16 16 15 15 16 15 16

W 12 11 11 9 9 5 5 4 4

D 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

L 4 4 5 7 6 10 11 11 12

+/62 110 102 12 10 -44 -86 -54 -112

Pts 24 22 22 18 18 10 10 8 8

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Team Jungle Juice CAT A Buddy Bar JW Red Buddy Bar CAT A Lazy Daze JW Black Lucky Shot Paradise JW Red Lazy Daze Jungle Juice Jungle Juice JW Black Paradise

Fixtures 9/8/2011 CUP FINAL Scandic Bar B v Jungle Juice To be played at Scandic Bar

Team CAT House Jaew Bar Scandic Bar A CAT Jiggapik Dick’s Office A Dick’s Office B Robin’s Rest Play Sports Lge Muan Ladies

P W 15 11 16 11 16 9 16 9 16 9 16 9 16 8 15 3 16 0

D L +/1 3 88 0 5 44 1 6 10 1 6 6 0 7 44 0 7 8 0 8 26 0 12 -118 1 15 -108

Pts 23 22 19 19 18 18 16 6 1

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Pts 341 302 293 256 243 241 190 190 160 158 152 151 150 148 127 123

Player Cop Nim Boy Ankana Steve Muay Meaw Ken Howard Rich Terry Jai May Poo K B

Team Scandic Bar A CAT House Dick’s Office A Dick’s Office B Dick’s Office A Jaew Bar Dick’s Office B CAT Jiggapik Robin’s Rest Dick’s Office B Robin’s Rest Jaew Bar CAT Jiggapik Jaew Bar CAT Jiggapik CAT Jiggapik

Pts 276 264 210 208 201 191 183 179 173 148 146 140 132 129 115 110

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HUTSADIN ELEPHANT FOUNDATION

Help the Elephants of this area - many are now unable to be kept by their owners as they cannot work any more. The Foundation will take care of these animals but needs both volunteers and donations to do so. Please help these gentle giants, or just visit them at the Foundation on the Pala-U Road 3.5km from Hua Hin centre. Rides: 1 or 1/2hr (2 people per Elephant) or 2 or 1 1/2 hrs (1 per Elephant) Tel: 032 827098 or 081 199 0798. email: wut611@hotmail.com website: www.hutsadin.org

Results: 2nd August - Springfield. Stableford. 32 Entrants. 1st. Roger Donaldson 7hcp 39pts. 2nd. Peter Oosterbaan 18hcp 39pts. 3rd. Lars Hald 16hcp 34pts. 4th. John Walker 3hcp 33pts. Near pin No. 6 Boom Schroeder. No. 17 Tim Dixon. 29th July - Eagle golf (Milford) 2 ball Scramble. 22 entrants (11 pairs). 1st Neil Henderson/Ayyub Mian net 63. 2nd Robert Laminit/Luciano Folzini net 66. 3rd Kari Matti Mannikko/John Rouhiala net 66.7 Near pin No. 4 Robert Laminit. No. 17 Neil Henderson. 26th July - Sea Pines. Stableford. 26 Entrants. 1st Maryke Van Der Tuin 11hcp 38pts. 2nd. Neil Henderson 8hcp 37pts. 3rd Ayyub Mian 16hcp 36pts. 4th Peter Oosterbaan 18hcp 36 pts. Near pin No. 8 Maryke Van Der Tuin. No. 17 Janet (guest). forthcoming fixtures: Tue 9th Royal Hua Hin 4 person scramble Fri 12th Palm Hills Stableford Butterfly Rock Golf society

Results: Monday 1st August Lakeview C/D - Medal 14 entered 1st Paul Williams (1) 72 2nd Andrew Dickson (4) 76 3rd Chris Roper (7) 76 Wednesday 3rd August Springfield A/B - Stableford 16 entered !st David Baker (9) 33 points 2nd Stuart Hobbs (9) 31 points 3rd Mike Ford (15) 31 points 4th C. Miller (2) 31 points Forthcoming Fixtures Mon 8th Aug Lakeview Stableford & Skins Wed 10th Aug Sea Pines - Stableford Wed 17th Aug Royal Hua Hin - Stableford


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kicked off by bobby’s bar this week’s fixtures (all times Thailand) Key: 1=Home win, 2=Away win, 3=Draw Saturday, 6 August 2011 Npower Championship 2 Hull v Blackpool, 01:45 2 Coventry v Leicester, 18:30 1 Brighton v Doncaster, 21:00 3 Bristol City v Ipswich, 21:00 1 Burnley v Watford, 21:00 1 Derby v Birmingham, 21:00 3 Middlesbrough v Portsmouth, 21:00 1 Nott’m Forest v Barnsley, 21:00 3 Peterborough v Crystal Palace, 21:00 1 Reading v Millwall, 21:00 1 Southampton v Leeds, 23:20

Featured Game FA Community Shield Sunday, 7 August 2011 Man City v Man Utd, 20:30 Quite an opener to the season as these arch rivals battle for the first silverware and bragging rights. This game is not always a great indicator of how the teams will fare during the season as there are still fitness issues and new arrivals to come. However this is likely to be a well contested affair given the local derby aspect, but it wouldn’t be too much of a surprise if neither manager played what is regarded as their full strength side. No doubt there will be substitute appearances for some new signings, such as City’s Sergio Aguero (below), and United’s Ashley Young and David De

Clydesdale Bank Premier League 3 Dundee Utd v St Mirren, 21:00 1 Dunfermline v Inverness CT, 21:00 Sunday, 7 August 2011 FA Community Shield 2 Man City v Man Utd, 20:30 Npower Championship 1 West Ham v Cardiff, 19:00

Can Sam Allardyce (above) lead West Ham back to the Premier League? Their first game against Cardiff may provide some answers. Clydesdale Bank Premier League 2 Aberdeen v Celtic, 18:15 1 Motherwell v Hearts, 21:00

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Gea. Both teams are going through somewhat of a transition period, something that all teams have to go through, with the difference being that United have had the stabilising and massive influence of Sir Alex Ferguson throughout, while City still have a relatively new, and pressurised manager at the helm in Roberto Mancini. The Carlos Tevez situation won’t be helping City’s manager either, as last season’s captain and best player will be sorely missed if he does as expected and leaves. We think this all leads to a somewhat disjointed City who will find it hard against a somewhat less disjointed United; it will still be a close game, and may even need penalties to separate them, but we think the red half of Manchester will be celebrating at the end.

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India demand bigger bats

ICC introduce handicap system for england

birmingham, england ENGLAND has questioned the ICC’s decision to give them small plastic children’s bats for the Third Test against India next Wednesday. After a disgruntled Indian side demanded an explanation as to how they could have been beaten twice by England, the super-power of world cricket has instructed the ICC to change whatever rules or equipment are currently annoying them. The third test will see England take to the field with banjos strapped to their feet, while the batsmen will have to wear gloves the size of frying pans and helmets made of meringue. England coach Andy Flowers said: “We gave one of the tiny bats to Tremlett and he nearly choked on it. Anything he’s not familiar with he immediately puts in his mouth.”

Left: Umpires shortening the pitch to two yards for when India is batting

India have also insisted that their bats be three feet wide and that their bails be nailed to the stumps, at least until tea on Friday. ICC executive, Roy Hobbs, said: “Dhoni came into the office and started talking about how this was

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just like the decades of British oppression under the Raj and how he felt he was being victimised like Dr Aziz in A Passage to India. “I just got all flustered and embarrassed and kept saying ‘yes’ to stuff until he left.” With England 2-0 up in the series against the top-ranked test side, Flowers admits that there is now the real danger of a prolonged period of competence. He admitted: “There was something rather life affirming about being spectacularly awful. But ‘not bad’ is a description that brings a certain level of tedium to a sport that, if I’m being honest, I actually find incredibly boring anyway.”

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Soi Selekam P LONDON o o BAR l s u Soi Binthabaht k R o a d

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