AWOL Issue 145

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26 August 2011

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hua hin, THAILAND The Jazz Festival is here and if you haven’t already noticed the town is packed; for details on the festival please grab a copy of our free Special Edition available all over town and throughout the event. As noted a couple of weeks ago, this is one of a series of events which might well be the catalyst to kick start the town’s economy, with the elephant polo taking place from 5th September, the ongoing golf festival, and there will also be the return of many ‘part time expats’ over the next couple of months. While the town may not return to the tourist heights it reached a few years ago, there are definitely signs that the high season might well exceed the last couple of years, and this will be helped if, as many experts are predicting, the baht weakens against the Euro and other western currencies. The atmosphere of apparent political stability will also encourage people to come to Thailand again. The recently added attractions to Hua Hin such as the floating markets, new hotels and shopping outlets, slowly improving imfrastructure and the vast range of property available here makes the area more attractive than ever, and it is clear that many big business concerns are eager to be in place as a major boom looms on the horizon. The likelihood of Hua Hin being combined with Cha Am and Pranburi into a new province still appears to be on the cards as well, which would also mean a higher profile as a provincial capital, with all the benefits that would bring in terms of government jobs and increased activity. We really are at the beginning of an unprecedented opportunity for businesses and individuals in the area, although for many it might not feel like it as we trundle through a very low season. The Jazz Festival will help ease us out of the low and towards the high, so get down to the beach and soak up some sounds!

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Help the Elephants of this area many are now unable to be kept by their owners as they cannot work any more. The Foundation will take care of these animals but needs both volunteers and donations to do so. Please help these gentle giants, or just visit them at the Foundation on the Pala-U Road 3.5km from Hua Hin centre.

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CITY Min. Max. Weather Amsterdam 16 24 Thunderstorms Athens 24 34 Fine Auckland 5 16 Cloudy Beijing 20 28 Showers Berlin 19 33 Cloudy Buenos Aires 8 14 Cloudy Chicago 16 26 Fine Copenhagen 20 24 Cloudy Dubai 32 41 Partly Cloudy Dublin 9 16 Showers Geneva 16 27 Thunderstorms Helsinki 13 22 Fog Ho Chi Minh City 24 32 Thunderstorms Hong Kong 28 33 Thunderstorms Islamabad 24 32 ? T-storms Jakarta 22 32 Cloudy Jerusalem 20 30 Fine Johannesburg 5 25 Fine Karachi 26 34 Cloudy Kuala Lumpur 24 34 Showers London 13 14 Rain Madrid 16 26 Fine Manila 24 29 Rain Mexico City 14 26 Thunderstorms Moscow 10 23 Fine New Delhi 28 34 Thunderstorms New York 20 29 Thunderstorms Oslo 15 19 Overcast Paris 17 20 Thunderstorms Perth 6 18 Clear Phnom-Penh 26 33 Thunderstorms Rio De Janeiro 13 28 Mist Riyadh 28 44 Clear Rome 22 32 Cloudy San Francisco 13 22 Cloudy Singapore 25 31 Thunderstorms Stockholm 16 19 Chance of Rain Sydney 11 22 Fine Tokyo 26 32 Rain Vientiane 24 31 ? T-storms Yangon 24 31 Thunderstorms Zurich 18 29 Thunderstorms

Local Forecast AND TIDES Low °C High °C High Tide Low Tide Saturday Some showers am; t-storms pm 26 33 18:07 9:22 Sunday Clouds and sun with some showers 25 32 18:24 10:15 Monday Occasional rain and drizzle 25 33 3:39/ 18:36 00:34/ 10:59 Tuesday Occasional rain and drizzle 24 33 4:57/ 18:48 00:30/ 11:39 Wednesday Periods of rain 25 33 6:05/ 19:03 00:45/ 12:18 Thursday Cloudy with showers 26 33 7:09/ 19:18 1:10/ 12:58 Friday Rain 26 33 8:10/ 19:33 1:42/ 13:37 Please note that the tide times are a prediction so may not be completely accurate as local weather conditions can affect them Exchange Rates (25-08-11) TT Buying rate Currency Baht US Dollar 29.87 Pound Sterling 48.76 Euro 42.97 Japanese Yen 38.49 Malaysian Ringgit 9.22 Singapore Dollar 24.56 Brunei Dollar 23.82 Chinese Yuan 4.66 Indonesian Rupiah 3.12 Indian Rupee 0.56 Korean Won 0.02 Australian Dollar 31.12 New Zealand Dollar 24.67 Swiss Franc 37.41 Danish Krone 5.76 Norwegian Krone 5.48 Swedish Krona 4.71 Canadian Dollar 30.07 UAE Dirham 6.56 Bahrain Dinar 55.67 Omani Rial 52.86 Qatar Riyal 6.45 AWOL makes no warranties, express or implied, regarding these rates and shall not be liable for any losses or damages incurred in connection with them.

Useful Numbers Police 191 Crime 195 Fire 199 Traffic Control Centre 197 Highway Police 1193 Tourist Police 1699 Tourist Service Centre 1155 Missing Persons 02 282 1815 Hua Hin Police Station 032 511 027 Cha-Am Police Station 032 471 321 Bangkok Hospital Hua Hin 1719 Hua Hin Hospital 032 511 743 San Paulo Hospital 032 532 576 to 585 Hua Hin Red Cross 032 512 567 Hua Hin Municipality 032 532433 Hua Hin Tessabahn 032 511 047 Hua Hin Immigration Of. 032 522 656 Hua Hin Bus Terminal (non air-con) 032 511 230 (air-con) 032 511654, 512543 Hua Hin Railway Station 032 511 073 TAT 032 513885 Tourist Info. Centre 032 512 120 Hua Hin Electricity 032 512 215 Hua Hin Water 032 511 677 TOT 032 519 000/001 TT&T 032 532 018

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Do you wonder why we say certain things, or what they really mean? Each week we will examine a different word or phrase and tell you how it came about. This week it is.. No laughing matter Not a subject for levity. Like ‘no holds barred’ and ‘no room to swing a cat’, ‘no laughing matter’ is almost always expressed as a negative. Comic situations aren’t usually referred to as laughing matters. That wasn’t always the case - ‘laughing matter’ was a commonplace idiom before anyone ever thought to make a negative phrase out of it. The phrase sounds as though it might be of quite recent coinage but in fact it has been known since Tudor days, as in this example where the Bishop of Worcester, Hugh Latimer published a tirade against the selling of religious favours - The seconde sermon preached before the kynges maiestie, 1549: These sellers of offices shew that they beleue that there is neyther hell nor heauen. It is taken for a laughynge matter. Edward V, who was king at the time, couldn’t have been overly impressed as the selling of favours continued for many years after this sermon was preached. Latimer was nothing if not persistent and the first instance of ‘no laughing matter’ is found in John Foxe’s reports of his continuing campaign against religious corruption - Actes and monuments touching matters of the Church, 1563: Then the audience laughed againe, and maister Latimer spake vnto them saying: why my maisters, this is no laughyng matter. I aunsweare vpon life and death. Latimer was devout and, if contemporary reports are to be believed, of a rather dour disposition - which is appropriate for the chief instigator of a phrase like ‘no laughing matter’. His parents considered that he had a “ready, prompt, and sharp wit” but by ‘wit’ they meant

‘intellect’ rather than ‘humour’ and “purposed to train him up in erudition”. An extra phrase this week! No holds barred Without restrictions or rules. The holds here are wrestling holds and that’s where the phrase originates. Wrestling has long been an Olympic sport, administrated by FILA, the sport’s governing body. There are sets of rules for each of the various styles of wrestling. Prior to the formation of rules, wrestling was a free-form affair. There was no need to mention any such phrase as no holds barred, as that was taken for granted. It wasn’t until after the sport became regulated that bouts where those rules didn’t apply were billed as such. The earliest reference I can find to no holds barred is from Manitoba Daily Free Press, February 1892: “Wm. Gibbs, the Kansas man, and Dennis Gallacher, of Buffalo, engaged in a wrestling match at the opera house here tonight. Gibbs was strangled into insensibility and may die. The conditions of the match were best two in three falls Greco-Roman style; no holds barred.” Forms of contemporary no holds barred wrestling in which rules are thrown out the window are Hardcore Wrestling and Cage Fighting. Hulk Hogan starred in a 1989 film based on free-form wrestling - ‘No Holds Barred’. Its tagline was “No Ring. No Ref. No Rules.” Is there an English phrase or saying that you would like to know more about? Email it to us on submissions@awolonline.net and we will do our best to uncover it’s origin. 7

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desert islands On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman 2 English men and 1 English woman 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman 2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman 2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman 2 American men and 1 American woman 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

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Taurus Apr 21 – May 21 Your crude and primitive sense of humour will offend lots of people, but just wait until they get a look at your crude and primitive sense of justice. Gemini May 22 – June 21 You’re good at thinking on your feet, which means next week’s encounter with the bear trap will leave you somewhat dull-witted in addition to everything else. Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22 They say celebrities die in threes, which will be cause for alarm when you achieve sudden fame right after the Tom Cruise/Tilda Swinton murder-suicide. Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22 You’ll learn the value of patience, compassion, and tolerance next week and be rather disappointed that it’s actually so low.

Across 1. Garret (5) 4. Communicative interaction (7) 7. Hassle (7) 8. Smithy’s block (5) 9. Tooth (5) 10. Reaches out (7) 11. Pact (6) 13. Strategy (6) 17. Time off (7) 19. Stroll (5) 21. Rough (5) 22. Eight-sided polygon (7) 23. Imagined (7) 24. Watercourse (5)

Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22 Please stop exclaiming “That’s my jam!” whenever a good song comes on. Everyone knows you are only allowed one jam. Libra Sep 23 – Oct 23 Disregard your suspicions: People aren’t secretly plotting to murder you. You can tell by the open, friendly way they say they will murder you right to your face. Scorpio Oct 24 – Nov 21 You used to think you were pretty dark on the inside, but a run-in with a pavement saw will prove there’s plenty of purple, green, and translucent bits in you too. Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21 You’ll finally decide to try that new restaurant around the corner this week, thrilling the stars to no end, as they were wondering if you were ever going to give them something to say.

Down 1. Try (7) 2. Supernatural creature (5) 3. Floorshow (7) 4. Mentally quick and resourceful (6) 5. Go forward (7) 6. Stories (5) 8. Pertinent (3)

12. Gourmet (7) 14. Disorderly (7) 15. Everlasting (7) 16. Unit of time (6) 17. Perspicuous (5) 18. Employ (3) 20. Start (5)

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Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19 You’ll actually have an extremely pleasant day Friday due to the extremely powerful narcotics given to you in the severe burn ward. Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18 Be more sensitive to the wishes of others this week, as your indifference to them is affecting your career as a magic-lamp genie. Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20 Mars rising in your sign indicates you are something of a coward, mostly because of the way you keep flinching at it. Aries Mar 21 – Apr 20 The Virgin Mary will appear in a dream and tell you to go forth in the world to help the poor and needy, causing you to wake up screaming in a cold sweat.


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YOUR 8 DAYs A WEEK GUIDE TO LOCAL EVENTS. If you want your performance featured here on Hua Hin Live, send your information to: huahinlive@awolonline.net Don’t Miss This Week Hua Hin Jazz Festival 2011 - the festival takes place today (Friday 26th) and tomorrow (Saturday 27th August). The organisers are Bangkok Fanatix. One main stage on the beach behind the Sofitel is to be named in tribute to Miles Davis. See the AWOL Jazz Festival Guide, which has been distributed for more details. Le Velo Rouge, Khao Takiab, Wednesday 31st August from 7.30pm’33 Figures’ and exhibition of selected drawings ny French artist Ricardo Casal. Call 080 658 6029 for more information.

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Souay Vista Social Club Live music every night! Sundays - Jam sessions /pot pourri; audience participation welcomed!. Mondays - closed Tuesdays - The Stone Band. Thursdays - Celtic Acoustic. Fridays - Blues Jam; Souay Vista’s School Of Blues. Wednesdays & Saturdays Open House Every day - Classical guitar sets during dinner. Upcoming Vic Hua Hin October Camp 2011 For more than twenty years, Patravadi Theatre in Bangkok has the tradition of making arts with young people and develops their potential. It’s art camp brings together various professional artists to teach and work with the participants. A showcase that brings together the teachers and students on stage and their family and friends in the auditorium will be the concluding highlight of each camp.

Vic Hua Hin will continue the tradition in this October school break. It is an ideal way for students to spend their holidays. Two groups of aged 6-12 and 13 and above are offered. The October Camp 2011 costs 16,500 Baht for seven day classes with performance at Vic Hua Hin on the last day. For more information please call 032 827 814. Ongoing Cicada Market and Performing Arts Fair. The Venue@Suansri. Fri/ Sat evenings from sunset to 12 pm, Sundays from 4pm; Dining, shopping, art, performances, and films in a beautiful park-like setting. A great place to spend an evening. SASI Dinner Theatre. SASI Restaurant. Nightly at 7pm, Dinner with Thai Contemporary theatre performance. Hua Hin Magic Show, Hilton Hotel. Thur. to Sat. at 8:00 pm; A full professional magic show. Adults 400 Bt. Children 200 Bt. Tel. 083 503 0999 Cabaret Show, Blue Angel Cabaret. Every night 8pm and 9:46pm. Midnight show on weekends. Art Exhibitions Alisa Art Gallery Naresdamri Rd 032 533385 Aourd Art Gallery 74 Poolsuk Rd. 084 862 3994 email: aourd_artgallery@ yahoo.co.uk Arkom Gallery Dechanuchit Rd. 085 292 1359 Art Jacky Gallery 178/115, Soi 80 (Soi Sarawat) 089 249 1018, 081 912 9490; email: jakthon@gmail.com www. artjacky.com. Art My Home Gallery 6 Chomsin Rd. 086 308 6747 Baan Sillapin 81 Moo 14 (Hua HinPala U Rd., Rt. 3218), Hin Lek Fai 032 534830, 087 047 7125 email:

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Rest Detail Hotel. Soi 19 at the beach, just North of the 19 Rai fairgrounds. 19/119 Soi Hua Hin 19. Tel: 032 547 733 http://www. restdetailhotel.com/ Sasi Restaurant, Khao Takiab. Next door to The Venue@Suansri, on soi Khao Takiab 83. Tel 032 512488 or 081 880 4004. Web www. sasirestaurant.com, email sasi@sasi-restaurant. com. Smoriang Pub. In the small soi that runs between San Paolo Hospital and the Grand night market. You’ll find Smoriang on the left, shortly before you hit the railroad tracks. Souay Vista Social Club. Soi 94. About 1km up from railway crossing after a twist in the road. Stone Head Tavern. On the south east corner of Petchkasem and Chomsin Roads (at the traffic light), 2nd floor. Enter from Chomsin. TauMai Restaurant. Petchkasem Rd on the ocean side. Two doors north of Index Living Mall. Terrace 90 Restaurant. Soi 90 (just before Market Village when heading north on Phetkasem Road) about 250 metres up on the right. Tel. 032 516587 email terrace90@gmail. com www;terrace-90.com The Duke’s Restaurant. Soi 51 (aka Damronrat Rd.) at the beach. Just off Naebkehardt Rd. Tel 03 251 5787. www.theduke51,com The Lord Webb, Restaurant & Bar, Khao Takiab Road, Hua Hin. Opposite Baan Lansat. Contact English 089-5488002. Thai 0890492141. Web www.thelordwebb.com. The Venue@ Suansri, Khao Takiab. On the corner of Khao Takiab Road and ‘Soi Hyatt’ (soi 83). Tel. 080 536 606. www.cicadamarket.net. Email cicada@cicadamarket.net Thonglor Pub. Soi 51, between Petchkasem and Naebkehardt Roads. Usapasang Pub (sign in Thai only). Petchkasem Road, inland side, south of Market Village. Vic Hua Hin Theatre and Patravadi Performing Arts Center. An astonishing complex on 30 rai of land just 5 minutes south of Hua Hin center. Go south on Petchkasem Road past Market Village shopping mall. Take the ‘flyover’ to Prachuab Kirikhan and Pranburi, past the Centennial Park and night market on your right. The entrance is on the right, about 500 metres past the flyover. The sign at the entrance says “Patravadi High School”. The theatre itself is the large black building. Tel. 032 827815.

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General - sports A full set of Gallaway golf clubs including the original bag hardly used 9000 Baht Phone 0877736053 Palm hills golf membership, for a Mr. And Mrs. For sale to the highest bidder. Buyer pays the transfer fee, twenty five years left to run. Contact me Trevor 087 807 5812. Brand new Spurs shirts - 2 very high quality Spurs shirts for sale, 1 medium and one xl. unopened,brand new. Bought to take home as presents but staying in Hua-Hin now so need to sell. 450 baht each or 800 baht for both. call Julian on 08740 89512 or email juliankosmar@hotmail.com Looking for a Lake View Membership? I have 4 memberships available at good prices ready for immediate transfer. Contact Paul on 0861 604 261 WANTED: Palm Hills Golf memberships. If you are looking to sell your golf membership then I have two separate buyers looking for one. Please contact me asap to discuss the price. Contact Paul 0861 604 261 Taylormade RAC muscleback forged irons 3-SW with S300 shafts. 12,000 bt and will include Taylormade R7 golf bag. I will also have the loft and lie adjusted to suit you so they are indeed Taylor Made for you. Call Paul 0861 604 261 Selection of golf clubs for sale. Callaway Fusion 3 rescue 21degree with regular carbon shaft. Perfect condition 2500bt Ram 3 rescue 19degree with regular carbon shaft offset for slice problems. Perfect condition 2000bt Call Paul 0861 604 261 GIANT XTC MOUNTAINBIKE for sale. Top of the range model, silver and red. 17 inch 6000 series super light aluminium alloy frame, RockShox Dart 3 front fork, Shimano Deore Lx 27 gears, XC Lite wheels with Alex trims, tyre size 25 x 2.10, saddle Selle Italia. New price 50,000 baht, now secondhand but as new price 22,000 baht. TEL 089 206 1422 Email adriok@hotmail.com Springfield Family Membership. Reduced again 25 years remaining. Reduced price for quick sale after buyer dropped out. Does not include transfer fee. 145,000 baht. Email: mrtncooke@yahoo.co.uk. Phone 083 617 5777 multi sport aquaglide (6 left). Lanai inflatable sailboat/ windsurfer/ kayak/ towable for 2 or 3 people. Plus 1 Big Sister for up to 8 people. Brand new, USA made. Currently stored in Pranburi. For sale, everything or individually, 10-12,000 THB each ono. Urgent sale. Contact Jumbo 086 071 6827 or email jumbobkk@ hotmail.com pool cues for sale! Brand new and second hand. Contact Andy on 086 178 1550 or at Lucky Shot bar. Palm Hills Golf Membership for sale. 23 years. Price negotiable. Phone 081 088 5313


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Motoring - 4 wheels pluS Toyota Vigo Prerunner for rent by Week or Month.15,000b per month, or 5,000 per week. Email jim_coconuts@hotmail.com One of a kind. Fully customised ‘53 Willies. Toyota drive train, automatic. Mag wheels. Bright yellow. 375.000b O.B.O. Call Dave @ 0852919738 TOYOTA TRD FACTORY sports suspension kitas new just. 14000km. Cost 30K sell 15,000 BHT. Shane 082 283 8902 or ask at Bobby’s Bar in Soi 102. 07 TOYOTA HILUX Diesel PreRunner. new model one owner 4 door, manual. Beautiful condition, service history, low mlg. A bargain at 585,000 THB. Tel Thai 085 284 8059 English 082 790 4596

Motoring - 3 wheels & LESS Honda Steed 600 cc For Sale Honda Steed VLX 600 cc. Sold with book & Taxed until November, 98,000Bht Genuine 21,000kms on bike. Test drive welcomed, no offers for quick sale Contact Mick 085 297 3464 YAMAHA 1300cc ROYAL Star (offers around 260,000 baht) Very good condition, with Green book. White in colour, many extras, back box, side bags, screen and many more. This bike has been to Phuket and Ratchaburi Bike Weeks with no problems. Just been serviced. This bike is an ideal cruiser and comfortable to ride. Only 30,000 kms on this bike. Please contact Paul 080 660 7013 (Eng) or Toon 082 294 0235 (Thai) HONDA PHANTOM FIRE Edition Black with silver/grey flames, chrome engine covers and saddle bags. Less than 11,000 km. Will sell for 65,000 baht. Contact Gary at 081 015 0931. 2010 TIGER BOXER 250cc Red Low mileage, excellent condition, anti puncture tyres, extra gear cog, spare tyre. Reg till Feb 2012. Cost 78,000 bt new, will sell for 55,000 bt Phone Tony, 087 367 3422 or 087 664 1697 Yamaha fino green/black color 2010 Only 1200 km,as new,taxed & insured.green book.excellent!Ask for pics.36000 baht.Great deal. Call 086-2845055 Honda Shadow 750cc for sale in Hua Hin. Deep dark green color with custom paint on tank. Powerful 750cc, less than 41,000 km, 1990, in good condition. Very reliable and powerful V Twin engine. Bike is located Hua Hin, comes with the green book. New front tyre, just changed oil and water, front fork o-rings, battery. Price 130,000 baht. Email robertkein@gmail.com or call 085 351 8402 Honda Steed 400cc for sale. Renovated Steed in Harley colours of Black & Orange. Looks and runs like new. Rebuilt engine 2 years ago with genuine mileage of 19xxxkm. If you are looking for one and test ride this, you will buy it. Comes with sales invoice papers at 80,000bt but green book can be arranged. Call Paul 0861 604 261. Can email images. Kawasaki KLX 125cc 2010 Brand New green/black KLX 125cc dual purpose on road/off road motorcycle. Fully road legal with only 400KM on the clock. Paid Baht 84,000 with 2 years transferable theft insurance. 75,000 baht. Email peterandwasana@yahoo.co.uk or Phone 086 166 9880 Suzuki steep for sale,2006,km 19300.run really well and fast.taxed and insured.green book. Price 22,000 baht. Call 086-2845055

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Property LARGE HOUSE Nice style. Located on a quiet street in the village of Takiab minutes from the beach. 5 bedrooms, 2 living rooms, 4 washrooms, 2 car parking. Partly furnished. 7 million baht. Call: 084 614 7685 condo for sale in the popular Condochain Hua Hin. 13th floor, one bedroom, kitchen, bathroom, balcony, fully furnished. 3.6 m baht. Call John on 089 257 1661 desirable pool villa Somorpong Tippawan 4, 3bd 2b, Fully furnished, 10M Swimming pool, gazebo, air con, private home security alarm, house 87 sq m, property 89 sq wah. 4.35 Mill. bht (negotiable) Email clickingwk@gmail.com or Phone O86 758 4774 VERY NICE LAND for sale. 2 rai of land, 3 kms from Black Mountain. Near Sunny Valley project. Has water and electric. Land is split into 4 half rai plots and price is 300,000 per plot. A 5 year old fully paid up company can be purchased with the land. Please call 089 586 1700 CHA AM LAND sale - 19 rai. Located just off km 17 on the Cha Am-Pranburi bypass hwy in Ban Chang Thaeng Krachat, near Silpakorn University. Has water and electric. Offered for sale at 450,000 baht per RAI. For additional info e-mail netcafe.on94@hotmail.com or call khun Wan at 085 911 1378.

Rentals Small house for rent., A two room house with kitchen, internet, furnished, 4,000b/ mth. Near Golden Place, Soi 39. Email:jim_coconuts@hotmail.com

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Beautiful 2 bedroom 2 bathroom condo in the Breeze. 85 Sqm fully furnished and just 4 minutes walk to the beach down a quiet lane opposite the main entrance. 3 pools, gym, security and underground parking. Baht 25,000 per month available now until end of September. Tel 0861669880 See www.b307thebreeze.weebly.com Condo for rent. 28sqm condo for long term rent at Taweeporn Condotel Resort just behind Hua Hin hospital near soi 10. Beautiful perfectly maintained gardens, 25m pool, bar, restaurant, gym. 10,000 baht per month or 9,000 baht per month if condo is rented for 6 months or more with payment up front. Please email juliankosmar@hotmail.com or call 087 408 9512 LARGE 4 BEDROOM 4 bathroom large lounge wide screen tv satellite european dining kitchen, laumdry room, large pool and jaccuzi, 3km from town would suit 2 familys 30,000 baht pm, long or short let available, contact Bill 083 315 9710 brand new house 5kms from Hua Hin centreSpanish style, fully furnished, summerland residence. 2 bedrooms with air, 2 baths, European kitchen, living room, cable tv, lcd tv, private swimming pool, security, available by weekend, week, month or long term. franckphuket@hotmail.com Rentals available in Hua Hin / Phuket. Short and long term available ranging from 20,000 - 140,000 Baht PCM. We are independent brokers with unlimited experience/expertise in this market and a network of developers/clients ready and waiting. Contact us with your requirements and we guarantee to find you the right choice. Email tonymoorhouse@googlemail.com

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results Week 5 22nd August 2011 Dara Bar Ladies v Bobby’s Bngrs Ladies n/a Dolphin Bar Ladies 3 - 9 Bob & Noks Ladies Garden Bar Ladies 7 - 5 Bar Tender Ladies Ice Bar Ladies 4 - 8 Sunset B’levard Ladies Lord Webb Ladies 5 - 7 Red Bar Ladies Muan Ladies 7 - 5 Railway Tavern Ladies Papillon Ladies 4 - 8 Talk / Town Ladies League Table Team Red Bar Talk of The Town Bob and Nok’s Sunset B’levard Railway Tavern Bobbys Bangers Lord Webb Muan Garden Bar Bar Tender

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fixtures Week 6 29th August 2011 Bar Tender Ladies v Ice Bar Ladies Bob and Nok’s Ladies v Garden Bar Ladies Bobby’s Bngers Ladies v Dolphin Bar Ladies Railway Tavern Ladies v Papillon Ladies Red Bar Ladies v Muan Ladies Sunset B’levard Ladies v Lord Webb Ladies Talk of The Town Ladies v Dara Bar Ladies

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results Matchday 20 19th August 2011 Braze Head Tattoo 6 - 2 Play Sports Lounge Dick’s Office A 5 - 3 Return Bar Dolphin Bar 4 - 4 JW Black Eagle B 5 - 3 Papillon JW Red v Lucky Shot A n/a Oasis 4 - 4 Eagle A Sugar Cane 1 - 7 Thaiwaii Bar Talk Of The Town 6 - 2 Sunset Boulevard Team Lucky Shot A Eagle A Thaiwaii Bar Dolphin Bar Oasis JW Black Sunset B’levard Talk of the Town Braze Hd Tattoo Eagle B

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Hua Hin’s only pool bar with THREE 9’ tables Ask about our drinks specials and other special offers Contact Andy on 086 178 1550 27/3 Poolsuk Road, Hua Hin this week’s fixtures Matchday 21 26th August 2011 Eagle A v Braze Head Tattoo JW Black v Dick’s Office A Lucky Shot A v Talk Of The Town Papillon v Sugar Cane Play Sports Lounge v Eagle B Return Bar v Oasis Sunset Boulevard v Dolphin Bar Thaiwaii Bar v JW Red next week’s fixtures Matchday 22 2nd September 2011 Braze Head Tattoo v Eagle B Dick’s Office A v Sunset Boulevard Dolphin Bar v Lucky Shot A Eagle A v Return Bar JW Red v Papillon Oasis v JW Black Sugar Cane v Play Sports Lounge Talk Of The Town v Thaiwaii Bar

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The Hua Cha Hikes is on the ground and hiking in the Hua Hin / Cha Am area. Our group hikes maybe 5km+ a couple times a month. All nationalities and ages welcome. If you are interested in joining us, with no dues at all, please e-mail huacha_hikes@yahoo.com


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results Week 3 24th August 2011 Eagle Bar 12 - 6 Dolphin Bar Garden bar 10 - 8 Dick’s Office Bar Maria 2 Bar 12 - 6 The Lord Webb Bar Muan Bar 8 - 10 Thaiwaii Bar Play Sports Lounge v Talk of the Town Bar n/a next week’s fixtures Week 4 31st August 2011 Dick’s Office Bar v Maria 2 Bar Dolphin Bar v Garden bar Talk of the Town Bar v Sunset Boulevard Bar Thaiwaii Bar v Play Sports Lounge The Lord Webb Bar v Muan Bar

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HUA HIN social POOL LEAGUE

This league is apparently starting again on Wednesday 31st August but the organisers have not informed us of the fixtures. Hopefully that will be rectified by next week, and if anyone involved in this league has any information, please contact us by email (info@awolonline.net) or telephone (081 649 8361).

results Week 14 24th August 2011 Bar Tender 8 - 10 Railway Tavern Beach Hut Bar 8 - 10 Dara Bar Beer O’Clock Club 7 - 11 Bobby’s Bar Sinatras 6 - 12 Bob & Noks League Table Team Dara Bar Beach Hut Bar Bobby’s Bar Bob & Noks Sinatras Beer O’Clck Club Railway Tavern Bar Tender

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next week’s fixtures The season is over. The league will be starting again on 14th September. Any teams wishing to join contact Bob on 0811 936 102. There will be a presentation night at Bob & Nok’s bar on 31st August starting at 7.30 pm. All welcome.

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HUA HIN DARTS LEAGUE

RESULTS 23/8/2011 Top 16 Individuals An action packed evening at Pllay Sports Lounge in Soi 80 saw some fantastic darts and a fitting end to the season. Results and photos below.

individuals FINAL (best of 5, 501) Ball (Cat A) 0 - 3 Stuart (Jungle Juice)

Congratulations to all participating players and teams. Presentations were made by Khun Weera from the Thailand Darts Association. A special presentation was made to Barry and Jill Moore for their efforts and organisation of the darts league from 2006 - 2011. There will be a meeting on Tuesday 30th August from 7.30pm at 99 Bar in Soi 6 to discuss next season. Please call 089 616 3632 for information or directions.

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Results: 23rd August - Black Mountain. A group Medal. 19 entrants: 1st Robert Laminit 8hcp 71 net. 2nd Fiona Zimmerman 5hcp 71 net. 3rd Timo Ripatti 6hcp 71 net. 4th Thomas Pagden 1hcp 74 net. B group Stableford. 11 entrants: 1st Arnold Ruis 16hcp 40 pts. 2nd PeterGood 20 hcp 37 pts. Near pin No.3 Robert Laminit. No. 11 Peter Good. 19th August - Sea Pines. Stableford. 26 entrants. 1st. Albie Quick 11hcp 38 pts. 2nd. John Rea 25hcp 36 pts. 3rd. Peter Good 20hcp 36 pts. 4th. Eric Taylor 18hcp 35 pts. Near pin Holes 5 Thomas Pagden, 8 Hubert (Guest), 13 Neil Henderson, 17 John Rea. forthcoming fixtures: Tue 30th Royal Ratchaburi Summer pairs + S/ford Fri 2nd Sept Lake View Medal + Stableford Butterfly Rock Golf society

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Left (top to bottom): Individuals winner Stuart & runner up Ball, Buddy Bar (D1 Champions), Jungle Juice (Cup winners & D1 Runners up) Above: Barry & Jill being presented their award by new organisers Angkana & Rune, CAT House Below: All the winners and runners up

Results: Monday 22 August Club Championships Day 1 Palm Hills – strokeplay; 25 players entered 1st Andrew Dickson (4) - nett 72 2nd Jan Fridberg (18) - nett 73 3rd Adrian Byrne (24) - nett 74 4th Richard Denyer (11) - nett 75 Wednesday 24th August Club Championships Day 2 Lake View AB – strokeplay; 24 players entered 1st Chris Roper (7) - nett 68 2nd Brent O’Bell (6) - nett 70 3rd Jan Fridberg (18) - nett 71 4th Paul Williams (1) - nett 72 Club Championship Gross results 1st Paul Williams 80 + 73 = 153 2nd Chris Roper 85 + 75 = 160 3rd Andrew Dickson 76 + 84 = 160 Forthcoming Fixtures Mon 29th Lakeview - Stableford & Skins Weds 31st Springfield - Stableford


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kicked off by bobby’s bar english premier league table 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20

Team Manchester City Manchester United Wolverhampton W. Aston Villa Liverpool Chelsea Newcastle United Bolton Wanderers QPR Norwich City Stoke City Wigan Athletic Sunderland Arsenal Fulham Swansea City Everton West Bromwich Alb. Blackburn Rovers Tottenham Hotspurs

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this week’s fixtures PTS 6 6 6 4 4 4 4 3 3 2 2 2 1 1 1 1 0 0 0 0

Featured Game english premier League Saturday, 27 August 2011 Aston Villa v Wolverhampton, 18:05 Villa Park, Birmingham While league tables are notoriously misleading at this stage of the season, this is a top four clash and a Midlands derby to boot between two undefeated sides. Mick McCarthy must be delighted at how his side are performing and in particular that they have beaten two sides that are probably vying for similar mid table positions come the end of the season. Villa, on the other hand, have played the same two sides but with the home and aways reversed. Alex McCleish will know full well the importance of this game to the fans, and if he can win here will go a long way to appeasing them, as the former Birmingham manager was not a popular choice, despite (and because of) relegating their city rivals. This is likely to be a fast paced physical game with lots of incident; both teams are confident and scoring goals, but derby matches frequently end up as stalemates. However we think that Wolves just have the edge and will sneak this one by the odd goal.

(all times Thailand) Key: 1=Home win, 2=Away win, 3=Draw Saturday, 27 August 2011 english premier League 2 Aston Villa v Wolverhampton, 18:05 3 Wigan v QPR, 18:30 2 Blackburn v Everton, 21:00 1 Chelsea v Norwich, 21:00 3 Swansea v Sunderland, 21:00 1 Liverpool v Bolton, 23:30 n-power championship 3 Brighton v Peterborough, 21:00 1 Crystal Palace v Blackpool, 21:00 1 Derby v Burnley, 21:00 3 Doncaster v Bristol City, 21:00 2 Hull v Reading, 21:00 3 Ipswich v Leeds, 21:00 1 Leicester v Southampton, 21:00 1 Middlesbrough v Coventry, 21:00 3 Millwall v Barnsley, 21:00 3 Portsmouth v Cardiff, 21:00 scottish premier league 3 Dunfermline v Motherwell, 21:00 2 Inverness CT v Kilmarnock, 21:00 3 St Johnstone v Dundee Utd, 21:00 Sunday, 28 August 2011 english premier League 1 Newcastle v Fulham, 19:00 2 Tottenham v Man City, 19:30 3 West Brom v Stoke, 21:00 1 Man Utd v Arsenal, 22:00 n-power championship 3 Nott’m Forest v West Ham, 19:15 3 Watford v Birmingham, 21:00 scottish premier league 2 St Mirren v Celtic, 18:45 3 Rangers v Aberdeen, 21:00 1 Hearts v Hibernian, 21:45

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AWOL CHAMPIONSHIP We are also running a fantasy league for the n-Power Championship; the website is fantasy. football-league.co.uk/ and it is called Texaco Fantasy Football. More details are on the AWOL Forum at www.awolonline.net/forum. AWOL Pundits Premier League score prediction game which you can play by going to www.awolonline.net/forum where you can join the forum and will find details of how to join and play. Remember you can still join all of these games after the start of the season.

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Adebayor to repay Arsenal by signing for Spurs

england TECTONIC striker Emmanuel Adebayor’s loan move to Spurs has apparently been done to cheer up Arsenal fans. The Togolese perpetual inertia machine left Arsenal as part of Manchester City’s bid to buy every striker in the world in alphabetical order, but wants to thank them for all the years of mooching around the six yard box for 80 grand a week. Footballologist Wayne Hayes said: “When Bale crosses the ball in the 89th minute of a 0-0 north London derby and, instead of being in the box to head it in, Adebayor is sat next to Redknapp in a woolly hat listening to his stereo, you feel a hatchet will finally be buried.” “They’ve had very little to cheer about recently at the Emirates, but I think the sight of him curled up like a cat in the centre circle wearing a

Left: Adebayor reacts to the news that he will be allowed to carry on sleeping following his medical

Spurs shirt will be just the fillip they need.” Adebayor will undergo a medical before the transfer takes place, with doctors being warned that it is entirely normal for him to have a resting heart rate of 1.4 beats per minute and for his blood to be made primarily from Horlicks. If the proposed loan deal is completed in time, he could make his debut against Manchester City, leaning against the goal post chatting to Joe Hart about shoes while his new team mates remonstrate furiously

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with him. Adebayor said: “The two managers are discussing a deal but I don’t know an awful lot about it because I’m really sleepy. “But if it goes ahead it would be great to give something back to the Arsenal fans, even if that something is nine months’ worth of teethgrindingly infuriating idleness to their biggest rivals.”

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