AWOL Issue 146

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2 September 2011

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the elephants’ playground elephant polo returns amid appeals for donations to local foundation

hua hin, THAILAND The eyes of many will be on the tenth King’s Cup Elephant Polo tournament returning to Hua Hin at the Anantara Resort next week (5th to 11th September) and a lot of jumbo fun it will be. However, some other elephants are in much need of attention too, and this was illustrated recently by an appeal for donations by the Hutsadin Elephant Foundation, who are looking to buy land adjacent to their existing location so that the Elephants in their care can have a lot more freedom. They are also looking to buy more of these beautiful beasts and have just completed the purchase of Songkran, a three year old female, with the very generous help of KVIK, the Danish Kitchen company based in Hua Hin & Bangkok, as well as the Vimolnoch family & friends, the Deleuran family & Michael Chompookas, Replica Design, Oriental Invest and many others. There is a further Elephant they would like to buy, who is lame and possibly ill; she is unable to work any more, but the owner wants in excess of 450,000 baht for her, and of course there are still two or three Elephants being taken round the town and surrounding areas begging. This practice, as AWOL has reported in the past, is illegal and could incur a hefty fine for the tourist who is caught feeding them. In addition to the above, the Foundation always needs monies to help with the feeding and looking after of the Elephants, the cost of which is around 50,000 baht per year per Elephant plus all the Vets fees, and more covered areas are required for shade. For further information on how you can contribute or volunteer please contact the numbers shown in the Foundations advert on page 26, or Robert Webb at The Lord Webb, email lord_webb@ hotmail.com, mobile 08954-88003.

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CITY Amsterdam Athens Auckland Beijing Berlin Buenos Aires Chicago Copenhagen Dubai Dublin Geneva Helsinki Ho Chi Minh City Hong Kong Islamabad Jakarta Jerusalem Johannesburg Karachi Kuala Lumpur London Madrid Manila Mexico City Moscow New Delhi New York Oslo Paris Perth Phnom-Penh Rio De Janeiro Riyadh Rome San Francisco Singapore Stockholm Sydney Tokyo Vientiane Yangon Zurich

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Local Forecast AND TIDES Low °C High °C High Tide Low Tide Saturday Cloudy; a shower or t-storm around 25 33 9:15/ 19:46 2:19/ 14:17 Sunday Clouds and sun with spotty showers 25 33 10:28/ 19:58 3:00/ 15:00 Monday Cloudy; showers and a t-storm 25 33 12:10/ 20:04 3:47/ 15:46 Tuesday Very cloudy; showers and a t-storm 25 34 19:32 4:42 Wednesday Remaining cloudy; showers, t-storm 26 33 16:19 5:50 Thursday Mostly cloudy; showers, t-storms 26 32 16:53 7:14 Friday Cloudy with thunderstorms 26 33 17:14 8:30 Please note that the tide times are a prediction so may not be completely accurate as local weather conditions can affect them Exchange Rates (01-09-11) TT Buying rate Currency Baht US Dollar 29.83 Pound Sterling 48.28 Euro 42.58 Japanese Yen 38.54 Malaysian Ringgit 9.20 Singapore Dollar 24.63 Brunei Dollar 23.89 Chinese Yuan 4.66 Indonesian Rupiah 3.12 Indian Rupee 0.56 Korean Won 0.02 Australian Dollar 31.80 New Zealand Dollar 25.22 Swiss Franc 37.06 Danish Krone 5.70 Norwegian Krone 5.50 Swedish Krona 4.66 Canadian Dollar 30.30 UAE Dirham 6.55 Bahrain Dinar 55.60 Omani Rial 52.79 Qatar Riyal 6.44 AWOL makes no warranties, express or implied, regarding these rates and shall not be liable for any losses or damages incurred in connection with them.

Useful Numbers Police 191 Crime 195 Fire 199 Traffic Control Centre 197 Highway Police 1193 Tourist Police 1699 Tourist Service Centre 1155 Missing Persons 02 282 1815 Hua Hin Police Station 032 511 027 Cha-Am Police Station 032 471 321 Bangkok Hospital Hua Hin 1719 Hua Hin Hospital 032 511 743 San Paulo Hospital 032 532 576 to 585 Hua Hin Red Cross 032 512 567 Hua Hin Municipality 032 532433 Hua Hin Tessabahn 032 511 047 Hua Hin Immigration Of. 032 522 656 Hua Hin Bus Terminal (non air-con) 032 511 230 (air-con) 032 511654, 512543 Hua Hin Railway Station 032 511 073 TAT 032 513885 Tourist Info. Centre 032 512 120 Hua Hin Electricity 032 512 215 Hua Hin Water 032 511 677 TOT 032 519 000/001 TT&T 032 532 018

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Do you wonder why we say certain things, or what they really mean? Each week we will examine a different word or phrase and tell you how it came about. This week it is.. Purple patch An overly elaborate or effusive piece of writing. Also, a period of notable success or good luck. ‘Purple patches’, which are also sometimes called ‘purple passages’ or ‘purple prose’, were originally a figurative reference to florid literary passages, added to a text for dramatic effect. They were the literary equivalent of adding a patch of purple material to an otherwise undecorated garment. Purple was chosen because, as well as being a distinctive colour, it was the colour reserved for emperors and other distinguished statesmen in imperial Rome. Most of the early references to ‘purple patches’ contain clear evidence of classical origins, many of them including Latin text. The first person that can be identified as having used ‘purple patch’ in print in English was no less an author than Elizabeth I. In 1598, Queen Elizabeth translated Horace’s Latin text De Arte Poetica and this was published in 1899 as part of Queen Elizabeth’s Englishings: Oft to beginnings graue and shewes of great is sowed A purple pace, one or more for vewe. [Note: ‘Purple pace’ was the translation of the original ‘purpureus pannus’. ‘Pace’ meant ‘passage’.] Many works of art and scholarship that are listed as the creation of various English monarchs weren’t actually their own work, the attributions being merely a form of flattery. However, Elizabeth benefited from the Tudor notion that aristocratic women were suitable recipients of formal education and her mother, Anne Boleyn, made sure that “she wolde endewe her with the knowlege of all tounges, as Hebrue, Greeke, Latyne, Italian, Spanishe, Frenche” [and, judging by Elizabeth’s signature, caligraphy]. The queen became a noted Latin scholar

and we can be assured that the translation (and wouldn’t it be nice if we still used the Tudor word ‘Englishing’ for translations into English?) was by her own hand. The term ‘purple patch’ wasn’t much used again until the 18th century, at which time literary critics valued evenness of pace and style in literary works. Unevenly written texts were singled out for censure and ‘purple patch’ was the ideal label for a passage that stood out as overly florid. This idea was expressed forcibly in the 1704 book of literary criticism The True Tom Double: All a Man writes should be proportion’d Even and of a piece; and one Part of the Work should not so far outshine, as to Obscure and Darken the Other. The Purple Patches he claps upon his Course Style, make it seem much Courser than it is. It wasn’t until the 20th century that ‘purple patches’ were used in relation to anything other than writing. The term then came to mean ‘a period of good fortune or creativity’. An early example is cited in the newspaper The Westminster Budget, October 1900: True, it is hardly to be counted a purple patch of history, but a man must surely blame himself if he does not find something epic in the struggle. [of the common people] Purple patches took a turn back from the figurative to the literal in the 1960s when hippies took to wearing purple velvet and patching jeans with it. ‘Hendrix purple’ is now a recognised shade of dye in the fashion industry. Is there an English phrase or saying that you would like to know more about? Email it to us on submissions@awolonline.net and we will do our best to uncover it’s origin.

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Taurus Apr 21 – May 21 You will be transfixed by the realisation that human lives are as unique as a snowflakes, and just as indistinguishable from one another when viewed from the proper distance. Gemini May 22 – June 21 You’ll soon grow dependent on drugs just to make it through the day, but unfortunately it’s because of cancer and not anything fun or interesting like addiction. Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22 Your death next week will come as a complete surprise, but appropriately enough, not for the reasons you might expect. Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22 You always thought that when the giant robots began to arrive they’d be your friends, but hey, live and learn.

Across 1. Prank (5) 4. Small community (7) 8. Everlasting (7) 9. Accolade (5) 10. Wear away (5) 12. Voter (7) 13. Alter or regulate (6) 14. Refuge (6) 17. Repossess (7) 19. Travel lodge (5) 21. Mound of stones used as a marker (5) 22. Sincere (7) 24. Latticework (7) 25. Herd or flock of animals (5)

Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22 You’ve always been afraid to try new things, which is fortunate, as a whole bunch of new things will go around killing people who try them this week. Libra Sep 23 – Oct 23 Your pessimism and negativity are usually misplaced, but they’ll be perfectly appropriate when your elevator plunges into the flames on Thursday. Scorpio Oct 24 – Nov 21 Sure enough, Al Green will take all your blues away just like he always does, but the day is fast approaching when you’ll find out where he’s been taking them. Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21 Millions of dollars will slip through your fingers when you discover that people are willing to pay good money for fake dog faeces and decide the real thing must be worth twice as much.

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15. Stuck (7) 16. Hot fragments from a fire (6) 18. Declare invalid (5) 20. Supple (5) 23. Self (3)

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Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19 While you might have been able to forgive her for walking out on you, your hatred of ska music is such that you’ll never be able to forgive her for skanking out on you. Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18 You’ve given up tilting at windmills once and for all, pragmatically deciding to dispatch them with much more sensible grenades instead of that horseback-lance setup. Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20 Uncontrollable spasms will cause you to accidentally scrawl across many of your important meeting notes this week, proving conclusively that orgasms are simply not worth the trouble. Aries Mar 21 – Apr 20 Your dealings with the dark powers will be jeopardized when even they are a little freaked out by how eager you are to behead all those chickens.


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YOUR 8 DAYs A WEEK GUIDE TO LOCAL EVENTS. If you want your performance featured here on Hua Hin Live, send your information to: huahinlive@awolonline.net Don’t Miss This Week Souay Vista Social Club Live music every night! Sundays - Jam sessions /pot pourri; audience participation welcomed!. Mondays - closed Tuesdays - The Stone Band. Thursdays - Celtic Acoustic. Fridays - Blues Jam; Souay Vista’s School Of Blues. Wednesdays & Saturdays Open House. Every day - Classical guitar sets during dinner.

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Upcoming Vic Hua Hin October Camp 2011 For more than twenty years, Patravadi Theatre in Bangkok has the tradition of making arts with young people and develops their potential. It’s art camp brings together various professional artists to teach and work with the participants. A showcase that brings together the teachers and students on stage and their family and friends in the auditorium will be the concluding highlight of each camp. Vic Hua Hin will continue the tradition in this October school break. It is an ideal way for students to spend their holidays. Two groups of aged 6-12 and 13 and above are offered. The October Camp 2011 costs 16,500 Baht for seven day classes with performance at Vic Hua Hin on the last day. For more information please call 032 827 814. Ongoing Cicada Market and Performing Arts Fair. The Venue@Suansri. Fri/ Sat evenings from sunset to 12 pm, Sundays from 4pm; Dining, shopping, art, performances, and films in a beautiful park-like setting. A great

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london, england Sleep-artist Lee Hadwin creates amazing night while he’s snoozing Being an artist is so easy, Lee Hadwin can do it in his sleep, but when he is awake, the 37-year-old, who got a D in art at school, cannot paint or draw to save his life. He discovered his talent aged four, when he began to sleepwalk and draw on his mother’s furniture. ‘I got up in the middle of the night and scribbled on the walls,’ he said. ‘Once, I carved into an old bureau, which was a family heirloom – my mother was not pleased.’

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General - sports A full set of Gallaway golf clubs including the original bag hardly used 9000 Baht Phone 0877736053 Palm hills golf membership, for a Mr. And Mrs. For sale to the highest bidder. Buyer pays the transfer fee, twenty five years left to run. Contact me Trevor 087 807 5812. Brand new Spurs shirts - 2 very high quality Spurs shirts for sale, 1 medium and one xl. unopened,brand new. Bought to take home as presents but staying in Hua-Hin now so need to sell. 450 baht each or 800 baht for both. call Julian on 08740 89512 or email juliankosmar@hotmail.com Looking for a Lake View Membership? I have 4 memberships available at good prices ready for immediate transfer. Contact Paul on 0861 604 261 WANTED: Palm Hills Golf memberships. If you are looking to sell your golf membership then I have two separate buyers looking for one. Please contact me asap to discuss the price. Contact Paul 0861 604 261 Taylormade RAC muscleback forged irons 3-SW with S300 shafts. 12,000 bt and will include Taylormade R7 golf bag. I will also have the loft and lie adjusted to suit you so they are indeed Taylor Made for you. Call Paul 0861 604 261 Selection of golf clubs for sale. Callaway Fusion 3 rescue 21degree with regular carbon shaft. Perfect condition 2500bt Ram 3 rescue 19degree with regular carbon shaft offset for slice problems. Perfect condition 2000bt Call Paul 0861 604 261 GIANT XTC MOUNTAINBIKE for sale. Top of the range model, silver and red. 17 inch 6000 series super light aluminium alloy frame, RockShox Dart 3 front fork, Shimano Deore Lx 27 gears, XC Lite wheels with Alex trims, tyre size 25 x 2.10, saddle Selle Italia. New price 50,000 baht, now secondhand but as new price 22,000 baht. TEL 089 206 1422 Email adriok@hotmail.com Springfield Family Membership. Reduced again 25 years remaining. Reduced price for quick sale after buyer dropped out. Does not include transfer fee. 145,000 baht. Email: mrtncooke@yahoo.co.uk. Phone 083 617 5777 multi sport aquaglide (6 left). Lanai inflatable sailboat/ windsurfer/ kayak/ towable for 2 or 3 people. Plus 1 Big Sister for up to 8 people. Brand new, USA made. Currently stored in Pranburi. For sale, everything or individually, 10-12,000 THB each ono. Urgent sale. Contact Jumbo 086 071 6827 or email jumbobkk@ hotmail.com pool cues for sale! Brand new and second hand. Contact Andy on 086 178 1550 or at Lucky Shot bar. Palm Hills Golf Membership for sale. 23 years. Price negotiable. Phone 081 088 5313


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Motoring - 4 wheels pluS Toyota Vigo Prerunner for rent by Week or Month.15,000b per month, or 5,000 per week. Email jim_coconuts@hotmail.com One of a kind. Fully customised ‘53 Willies. Toyota drive train, automatic. Mag wheels. Bright yellow. 375.000b O.B.O. Call Dave @ 0852919738 TOYOTA TRD FACTORY sports suspension kitas new just. 14000km. Cost 30K sell 15,000 BHT. Shane 082 283 8902 or ask at Bobby’s Bar in Soi 102. 07 TOYOTA HILUX Diesel PreRunner. new model one owner 4 door, manual. Beautiful condition, service history, low mlg. A bargain at 585,000 THB. Tel Thai 085 284 8059 English 082 790 4596

Motoring - 3 wheels & LESS Honda Steed 600 cc For Sale Honda Steed VLX 600 cc. Sold with book & Taxed until November, 98,000Bht Genuine 21,000kms on bike. Test drive welcomed, no offers for quick sale Contact Mick 085 297 3464 YAMAHA 1300cc ROYAL Star (offers around 260,000 baht) Very good condition, with Green book. White in colour, many extras, back box, side bags, screen and many more. This bike has been to Phuket and Ratchaburi Bike Weeks with no problems. Just been serviced. This bike is an ideal cruiser and comfortable to ride. Only 30,000 kms on this bike. Please contact Paul 080 660 7013 (Eng) or Toon 082 294 0235 (Thai) HONDA PHANTOM FIRE Edition Black with silver/grey flames, chrome engine covers and saddle bags. Less than 11,000 km. Will sell for 65,000 baht. Contact Gary at 081 015 0931. 2010 TIGER BOXER 250cc Red Low mileage, excellent condition, anti puncture tyres, extra gear cog, spare tyre. Reg till Feb 2012. Cost 78,000 bt new, will sell for 55,000 bt Phone Tony, 087 367 3422 or 087 664 1697 Yamaha fino green/black color 2010 Only 1200 km,as new,taxed & insured.green book.excellent!Ask for pics.36000 baht.Great deal. Call 086-2845055 Honda Shadow 750cc for sale in Hua Hin. Deep dark green color with custom paint on tank. Powerful 750cc, less than 41,000 km, 1990, in good condition. Very reliable and powerful V Twin engine. Bike is located Hua Hin, comes with the green book. New front tyre, just changed oil and water, front fork o-rings, battery. Price 130,000 baht. Email robertkein@gmail.com or call 085 351 8402 Honda Steed 400cc for sale. Renovated Steed in Harley colours of Black & Orange. Looks and runs like new. Rebuilt engine 2 years ago with genuine mileage of 19xxxkm. If you are looking for one and test ride this, you will buy it. Comes with sales invoice papers at 80,000bt but green book can be arranged. Call Paul 0861 604 261. Can email images. Kawasaki KLX 125cc 2010 Brand New green/black KLX 125cc dual purpose on road/off road motorcycle. Fully road legal with only 400KM on the clock. Paid Baht 84,000 with 2 years transferable theft insurance. 75,000 baht. Email peterandwasana@yahoo.co.uk or Phone 086 166 9880 Suzuki steep for sale,2006,km 19300.run really well and fast.taxed and insured.green book. Price 22,000 baht. Call 086-2845055

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Property LARGE HOUSE Nice style. Located on a quiet street in the village of Takiab minutes from the beach. 5 bedrooms, 2 living rooms, 4 washrooms, 2 car parking. Partly furnished. 7 million baht. Call: 084 614 7685 condo for sale in the popular Condochain Hua Hin. 13th floor, one bedroom, kitchen, bathroom, balcony, fully furnished. 3.6 m baht. Call John on 089 257 1661 desirable pool villa Somorpong Tippawan 4, 3bd 2b, Fully furnished, 10M Swimming pool, gazebo, air con, private home security alarm, house 87 sq m, property 89 sq wah. 4.35 Mill. bht (negotiable) Email clickingwk@gmail.com or Phone O86 758 4774 VERY NICE LAND for sale. 2 rai of land, 3 kms from Black Mountain. Near Sunny Valley project. Has water and electric. Land is split into 4 half rai plots and price is 300,000 per plot. A 5 year old fully paid up company can be purchased with the land. Please call 089 586 1700 CHA AM LAND sale - 19 rai. Located just off km 17 on the Cha Am-Pranburi bypass hwy in Ban Chang Thaeng Krachat, near Silpakorn University. Has water and electric. Offered for sale at 450,000 baht per RAI. For additional info e-mail netcafe.on94@hotmail.com or call khun Wan at 085 911 1378.

Rentals Small house for rent., A two room house with kitchen, internet, furnished, 4,000b/ mth. Near Golden Place, Soi 39. Email:jim_coconuts@hotmail.com

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Beautiful 2 bedroom 2 bathroom condo in the Breeze. 85 Sqm fully furnished and just 4 minutes walk to the beach down a quiet lane opposite the main entrance. 3 pools, gym, security and underground parking. Baht 25,000 per month available now until end of September. Tel 0861669880 See www.b307thebreeze.weebly.com Condo for rent. 28sqm condo for long term rent at Taweeporn Condotel Resort just behind Hua Hin hospital near soi 10. Beautiful perfectly maintained gardens, 25m pool, bar, restaurant, gym. 10,000 baht per month or 9,000 baht per month if condo is rented for 6 months or more with payment up front. Please email juliankosmar@hotmail.com or call 087 408 9512 LARGE 4 BEDROOM 4 bathroom large lounge wide screen tv satellite european dining kitchen, laumdry room, large pool and jaccuzi, 3km from town would suit 2 familys 30,000 baht pm, long or short let available, contact Bill 083 315 9710 brand new house 5kms from Hua Hin centreSpanish style, fully furnished, summerland residence. 2 bedrooms with air, 2 baths, European kitchen, living room, cable tv, lcd tv, private swimming pool, security, available by weekend, week, month or long term. franckphuket@hotmail.com Rentals available in Hua Hin / Phuket. Short and long term available ranging from 20,000 - 140,000 Baht PCM. We are independent brokers with unlimited experience/expertise in this market and a network of developers/clients ready and waiting. Contact us with your requirements and we guarantee to find you the right choice. Email tonymoorhouse@googlemail.com

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Hua Hin’s only pool bar with THREE 9’ tables

Hua Hin Pool Billiard League

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results Week 6 29th August 2011 Bar Tender Ladies 7 - 5 Ice Bar Ladies Bob & Nok’s Ladies 7 - 5 Garden Bar Ladies Bobby’s Bangrs Ladies 9 - 3 Dolphin Ladies Railway Tavern Ladies 8 - 4 Papillon Ladies Red Bar Ladies 6 - 6 Muan Ladies Sunset B’vard Ladies 3 - 9 Ld Webb Ladies Talk / Town Ladies 6 - 6 Dara Bar Ladies League Table

results Matchday 21 26th August 2011 Eagle A 2 - 6 Braze Head Tattoo JW Black 6 - 2 Dick’s Office A Lucky Shot A v Talk Of The Town n/a Papillon 6 - 2 Sugar Cane Play Sports Lounge 1 - 7 Eagle B Return Bar 0 - 8 Oasis Sunset Boulevard 2 - 6 Dolphin Bar Thaiwaii Bar 6 - 2 JW Red

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League Table

Team Red Bar Bobbys Bangers Bob and Nok’s Talk of The Town Railway Tavern Sunset B’levard Lord Webb Bar Tender Muan Dara Bar

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W D 5 1 4 1 4 1 4 1 3 2 3 1 3 0 2 1 2 1 0 4

L +/- Pts 0 32 11 1 18 9 1 14 9 1 10 9 1 16 8 2 -2 7 3 0 6 3 -6 5 3 -6 5 2 -8 4

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fixtures Week 7 5th September 2011 Dolphin Bar Ladies v Dara Bar Ladies Garden Bar Ladies v Bobby’s Bangers Ladies Ice Bar Ladies v Bob and Nok’s Ladies Lord Webb Ladies v Bar Tender Ladies Muan Ladies v Sunset Boulevard Ladies Papillon Ladies v Red Bar Ladies Railway Tavern Ladies v Talk of The Town Ladies

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W 18 16 16 14 13 14 10 7 9 9

D 0 2 1 4 5 3 3 8 3 3

L 2 3 4 3 3 4 8 6 8 9

+/- Pts 74 36 54 34 54 33 52 32 54 31 46 31 4 23 8 22 12 21 -10 21

this week’s fixtures Matchday 22 2nd September 2011 Braze Head Tattoo v Eagle B Dick’s Office A v Sunset Boulevard Dolphin Bar v Lucky Shot A Eagle A v Return Bar JW Red v Papillon Oasis v JW Black Sugar Cane v Play Sports Lounge Talk Of The Town v Thaiwaii Bar next week’s fixtures Matchday 23 9th September 2011 Eagle B v Sugar Cane JW Black v Eagle A Lucky Shot A v Dick’s Office A Papillon v Talk Of The Town Play Sports Lounge v JW Red Return Bar v Braze Head Tattoo Sunset Boulevard v Oasis Thaiwaii Bar v Dolphin Bar

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Hua Cha Hikes

The Hua Cha Hikes is on the ground and hiking in the Hua Hin / Cha Am area. Our group hikes maybe 5km+ a couple times a month. All nationalities and ages welcome. If you are interested in joining us, with no dues at all, please e-mail huacha_hikes@yahoo.com


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THE KANKO HUA HIN POOL LEAGUE

HUA HIN social POOL LEAGUE

results Week 4 31st August 2011 Dick’s Office Bar 5 - 13 Maria 2 Bar Dolphin Bar 6 - 12 Garden bar Talk of the Town Bar 13 - 5 Sunset Boulevard Thaiwaii Bar v Play Sports Lounge n/a The Lord Webb Bar 8 - 10 Muan Bar

blue division results Week 1 31st August 2011 All Nations 5 - 14 JW Red JW Black v Pink Panther n/a King Bar A 12 - 7 King Bar B Montri 5 - 14 TNT Bar

next week’s fixtures Week 5 7th September 2011 Garden bar v Eagle Bar Maria 2 Bar v Dolphin Bar Muan Bar v Dick’s Office Bar Play Sports Lounge v The Lord Webb Bar Sunset Boulevard Bar v Thaiwaii Bar

blue division League Table

League Table Team Maria 2 Bar Muan Bar Garden bar Eagle Bar Thaiwaii Bar Talk of the Town Sunset B’levard Dick’s Office Bar The Lord Webb Play Sports Lnge Dolphin Bar

P 4 4 4 2 3 3 3 3 4 1 3

W 4 3 2 2 2 1 1 1 0 0 0

D 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0

L +/- Pts 0 26 8 1 4 6 1 0 5 0 14 4 1 6 4 2 -2 2 2 -4 2 2 -8 2 3 -16 1 1 -6 0 3 -14 0

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Team JW Red TNT Bar King Bar A Headrock JW Black Pink Panther King Bar B All Nations Montri

P 1 1 1 0 0 0 1 1 1

W 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0

green division results Week 1 31st August 2011 Jungle Juice B 12 - 7 Sabai Limelight v PP n/a London Bar v Red Bar n/a Papillon v Billy’s Babes n/a L 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 1

green division League Table +/- Pts 9 2 9 2 5 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 -5 0 -9 0 -9 0

next week’s fixtures Week 2 7th September 2011 blue division Headrock v All Nations JW Red v King Bar A King Bar B v JW Black Pink Panther v Montri green division Headrock v All Nations JW Red v King Bar A King Bar B v JW Black Pink Panther v Montri

Team Jungle Juice B Billy’s Babes Billys Limelight London Bar PP Papillon Red Bar Sabai

P 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1

W 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

L 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1

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INTER-DIVISIONAL RESULT Billys 9 - 10 Headrock

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HUA HIN DARTS LEAGUE

PRE SEASON MEETING The pre season meeting was held last Tuesday 30th August at 99 Bar in Soi 6, which will be the new hub of the darts league. Various items were discussed and voted on and the key details were as follows. The new season is planned to start on Tuesday 13th September, and all teams must register by at least a week prior to this. The registration fee is unchanged at 1000 baht per team. The makeup of the divisions will be announced once it is known what teams are entering, but as it stands the Lazy Daze team is moving to All Nations Hua Hin, who will also be entering a second team and Lucky Shot have said that they will not be entering this season. 99 Bar will be entering at least two teams, but this may also mean some existing teams will not enter if they cannot find replacement players. Normally the top one or two teams in Division 2 replace the bottom one or two teams in Division 1, but there will be some adjustments to try and ensure two divisions of even numbers, as well as trying to ensure that ‘new’ teams are placed in the appropriate division for the players they have.

It was agreed that from now on, any decisions made at the pre season meeting will be made by a one vote per team basis, rather than the ad hoc ‘whoever turned up’ system previously. It was also agreed that an agenda for these meetings must be sent out two weeks prior to the meeting, and any additional items must be added no later than one week prior, to enable every team to make their decision on each point. It was agreed that the doubles would remain as best of three 501 matches, but that Mickey Mouse would change so that only doubles and trebles in the range 15 to 20 would be counted from now on. All monies raised from sponsorship and registration fees were voted to be only used within the league and not for outside tournaments. Finally it was agreed that there is no compulsion on the bars to provide food every week, although if they decide to do so they can. Please call 089 616 3632 for more information or to find out how to register your team for the new season. Details of the new season will be printed here when available.

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Hua Hin Golf Society

Results: 30th August - Royal Ratchaburi. Stableford. 9 entrants. 1st. Ayyub Mian 17hcp 33 pts. 2nd.Tum Ringnalda 27hcp 32 pts. 3rd. Cornelius Ringnalda 14hcp 32 pts. 4th. Han Hakvoort 19hcp 30 pts. Near pin No.7 Neung Cheanil. No. 11 Berny Morgan. 26th August - Kaeng Krachan. Stableford. 10 entrants. 1st. Tum Ringnalda 27hcp 36 pts. 2nd. Cornelius Ringnalda 14hcp 35 pts. 3rd. Thomas Pagden 1hcp 32 pts. 4th. Kieron Boise 16hcp 29 pts. forthcoming fixtures: Tues 6th Royal Hua Hin Stableford Fri 9th Banyan Better Ball

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Help the Elephants of this area - many are now unable to be kept by their owners as they cannot work any more. The Foundation will take care of these animals but needs both volunteers and donations to do so. Please help these gentle giants, or just visit them at the Foundation on the Pala-U Road 3.5km from Hua Hin centre.

Rides: 1 or 1/2hr (2 people per Elephant) or 2 or 1 1/2 hrs (1 per Elephant) Tel: 032 827098 or 081 199 0798. email: wut611@hotmail.com website: www.hutsadin.org

Butterfly Rock Golf society

Results: Monday 29th August Lakeview A/B Stableford 14 entered 1st Chris Roper (6) 37 points 2nd Doug Miller (8) 34 points 3rd Reto Vorburger (5) 34 points 4th Paul Williams (1) 32 points Wednesday 31st August Springfield A/B Stableford 17 entered 1st Adrian Byrne (24) 39 points 2nd Craig Miller (3) 39 points 3rd Paul Williams (1) 37 points 4th Timo Ripatti (5) 36 points Forthcoming Events Monday 5th September Lakeview A/B Stableford & Skins Wednesday 7th September Lakeview A/B - Medal


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kicked off by bobby’s bar this week’s fixtures (all times Thailand) Friday, 2 September 2011 European Championship Qualifying Israel v Greece, GpF, 20:00 Lithuania v Liechtenstein, GpI, 22:00 Finland v Moldova, GpE, 22:30 Andorra v Armenia, GpB, 23:00 Azerbaijan v Belgium, GpA, 23:00 Russia v Macedonia, GpB, 23:00 Saturday, 3 September 2011 European Championship Qualifying Georgia v Latvia, GpF, 00:00 Malta v Croatia, GpF, 00:00 Turkey v Kazakhstan, GpA, 00:00 Belarus v Bosnia-Hercegovina, GpD, 00:30 Luxembourg v Romania, GpD, 00:30 Hungary v Sweden, GpE, 00:45 Norway v Iceland, GpH, 01:00 Bulgaria v England, GpG, 01:15 Netherlands v San Marino, GpE, 01:30 Cyprus v Portugal, GpH, 01:45 Faroe Islands v Italy, GpC, 01:45 Germany v Austria, GpA, 01:45 Northern Ireland v Serbia, GpC, 01:45 Rep of Ireland v Slovakia, GpB, 01:45 Slovenia v Estonia, GpC, 01:45 Wales v Montenegro, GpG, 01:45 Albania v France, GpD, 02:00 Scotland v Czech Republic, GpI, 21:00

Featured Game European Championship Qualifying Wednesday, 7 September 2011 England v Wales, GpG, 01:45 Wembley, London When the Home Internationals competition was still running, the UK was treated to regular meetings between these national sides, but competitive fixtures between them are now a rarity. They of course met in Cardiff earlier this year, a game won quite comfortably by England, and in general it is the pattern for these games. However, England have a few injury and form issues, such as Joe Hart the only fit goalkeeper who has international experience, while in defence it is likely to be a back four who haven’t played together before. Wales do not have an embarrassment of riches, but they do have some players capable of causing England problems, most notably Gareth Bale (below). However Wales best chance of getting anything from this game is a good solid team performance.

We expect this to be a classic game of the stronger team dominating possession (England) while Wales will be on the back foot hoping to spring forward in fast counter attacks. All coach Gary Speed and the Welsh fans will want is a committed, passionate performance, while Capello and the English fans will expect a win. We think the Welsh will get what they want, and we also think they will give England a scare, but ultimately the home side will get the points.

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FANTASY FOOTBALL As we have done for the last two Premier League seasons, AWOL will once again be running a private league for AWOL readers to compete against each other. If you were in the AWOL Challenge last season, and sign up for Fantasy Premier League again, you will automatically be entered this season. For new players, the code to join the AWOL Challenge is 295761-86812. AWOL Challenge Top Ten Pos Team 1 Custom Cobblers 2 I am...Sasha Fierce 3 Dunne’s Destroyers 4 Man Untied 5 Keeffy FC 6 Sorco United 7 FINGERSCLAYTON 7 Hell Rovers 9 เอฟซีเชลซี 10 10

Tuesday, 6 September 2011 European Championship Qualifying Azerbaijan v Kazakhstan, GpA, 22:00 Russia v Rep of Ireland, GpB, 22:00 Wednesday, 7 September 2011 European Championship Qualifying Finland v Netherlands, GpE, 00:00 Moldova v Hungary, GpE, 00:45 Croatia v Israel, GpF, 01:00 Macedonia v Andorra, GpB, 01:00 Bosnia-Hercegovina v Belarus, GpD, 01:15 Denmark v Norway, GpH, 01:15 Luxembourg v Albania, GpD, 01:15 Slovakia v Armenia, GpB, 01:15 Austria v Turkey, GpA, 01:30 Estonia v Northern Ireland, GpC, 01:30 Latvia v Greece, GpF, 01:30 Malta v Georgia, GpF, 01:30 Romania v France, GpD, 01:30 San Marino v Sweden, GpE, 01:30 Serbia v Faroe Islands, GpC, 01:30 Switzerland v Bulgaria, GpG, 01:30 England v Wales, GpG, 01:45 Iceland v Cyprus, GpH, 01:45 Italy v Slovenia, GpC, 01:45 Scotland v Lithuania, GpI, 02:00

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Compensation offers to bankrupt English football

england ARSENAL fans being given their money back for a dreadful away performance could set a legal precedent that will instantly kill 98 percent of English football. Supporters across the country have written to their clubs asking when the cheque will be arriving for the inconvenience of the last 25 years. Leyton Orient fan Roy Hobbs said: “Earlier this month I had to go to a place called Walsall, which I presume doubled as the outdoor set for Mordor. “I then had to watch us lose 1-0 to what appeared to be eleven pigs rolled on a barber shop floor and kicked through a branch of JD Sports. Where’s my money? “Fifty quid should cover the cost of my ticket, train fare and miniature model of Ayers Rock masquerading as a steak and kidney pie. Then there’s the thirty grand I’ll need for

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the mental horror of being in the Midlands.” There are also fears that the compensation offer may also need to be extended to Sky Sports viewers who were subjected to a Gary Neville so smug that many thought he was being fellated under the table by Roy Keane. Footballologist Wayne Hayes said: “What seems like a noble gesture by the Arsenal board will soon become a regular transaction if they adhere to their policy of selling any player who still has all his own feet. “However, as a Leeds United fan, while I may be in line for a windfall it won’t make up for 30 years of nightmares that look like a Hieronymous Bosch painting full of whippets.”

London Bar and guesthouse

Contact: Paul 080 660 7013 (Eng) Toon 082 294 0235 (Thai) londonbarhuahin@gmail.com www.londonbarhuahin.com

Catch our live band The Londoners playing music from the 60’s to the present every Tuesday, Thursday and Friday from 9pm

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Joint home of the Badgers MC Bikers Club with Top Marks Hotel www.b44bth.com

Bring this advert to get a 10% discount on your bar bill

Eight en suite rooms available from only 500 baht a night

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